If you can find another podcast that will spin ya harder than a merry-go-round and shoot ya up higher than a see-saw then go listen to it. But since you can't, you might as well stick around and listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth point you to all the most exciting spots in Smileton in another AROUND TOWN. Plot your social activities in Smileton with CONFIDENCE.

A featured word from our sponsor will either encourage you to buy the product or leave you bemused and befuddled. Either way, listen up when one of our sponsors chimes in in the latest PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

The good people of Smileton have their say and it's frequently baffling and confusing. All in a day's work for the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

There's also two songs by the band voted 27th most popular in Smileton: THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Have a listen and see why these kids are on the UPSWING.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:58 Around Town

10:30 Paid Advertisement – Rose-Colored Vision Care

16:43 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

20:01 Smileton Community Message Board

36:50 SONG – New Planetoid