You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.a

Jason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed.

The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy.

Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace

18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services

24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes

27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview

This Is Not The Crypto-Zoology Hour

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is like peeling an onion. The more layers you peel back, the more your eyes are watering – from ENJOYMENT.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty co-hosts and whether Miss Elizabeth presenting the latest in the bizarre, off-kilter world of death metal in a brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason is spilling the contents of his id all over the place in a stunningly on-point ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you know these kids spell Entertainment with a capital E.

Enjoy the comedy and enjoy a song by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Either way, you're the winner.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show timestamps:

3:16 Death Metal Update

19:00 SONG – New Planetoid

22:16 Accuscope Horoscope

Who Chases Storms Anymore?

Blistering entertainment hotter than lava and tangier than steak sauce. Now that's a sandwich!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are capering their hearts out as they present comedy and music from the world nerve centre of podcasting excellence: SMILETON.

In a vintage A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, we'll listen agog as Smileton's most intense, over-the-top, frenzied yoga master delivers his hard-hitting message with both fists.

A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE sees our co-hosts get to the bottom of how each other's resolutions are going. Expect fireworks!

A couple of rockin' tracks by THE SMILE SYNDICATE add the musical turbo charge needed to send this episode into the stratosphere.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

6:43 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Tube Message (from July 31, 2023)

21:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

25:39 New Year's Resolution Update (from August 9, 2021)

37:14 SONG – Werenerd

Why Did Garbage Fall From The Sky, Daddy?

Listen now to the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and hear podcasting done without a net! Not a big deal, really, because I'm not sure why having a net would make things any better or safer or anything. But we gotta hype the show so, yeah, no nets!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their Sunday best on and are gonna deliver on their solemn promise to put some comedy and music together and pour that goop right into your earholes.

Whether we're talking about a classic edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP wherein our plucky co-host gives us an update about some of the other shows she does or the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD where Smileton residents bombard our show with off-kilter, bizarre or uncanny messages, you can be the entertainment will be long and intense.

Listen now and thank yourself later!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

5:54 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)

24:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

27:28 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)

Mission: Awesome

Tingle with anticipation as you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the mics like hurricanes and it's a good thing they recorded the whole thing!

Smileton's apostle of rock shows he is a true fount of rock wisdom in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. See if your guitar solos don't get even better after hearing this!

The hotspots of Smileton are plentiful and it takes our trusty co-hosts to help us sort out the choices. Screwball, off-kilter and plain ol' wacked out events are happening all over town and you'll know which ones to hit in the latest AROUND TOWN.

I'd sit down for this one if I were you.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

4:12 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

19:25 Song Request

22:19 SONG – The Burgled

25:55 Around Town

Let's Tango, Pelican

Entertainment that will ASTOUND! Entertainment that will SPELLBIND! Why are you chasing those things? Better to hunker down with a brand new episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and enjoy some good-for-you podcasting.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are blasting into the fall with segments guaranteed to please. In the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, Smileton's most intense yoga practitioner has his say. Put on your hard hat and get ready.

The SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will see Smiletonians with time on their hands send in whatever occurs to them. It’s off-kilter, bizarre and utterly compelling.

The podcasting wags had it right – there's boffo entertainment right here in this very show.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

3:50 A Yoga Moment with Angel

19:17 SONG – Theme from The Smile Syndicate

22:31 Smileton Community Message Board

How Are You Supposed To Build A Spice Rack In That Environment?

The rumors are true. The most astoundingly entertaining podcast of all time just got better! How? Well, you'd better listen and figure that out for yourself and there's no better place to start than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action after being away for a while. How were they away? They didn't miss any episodes! Listen and hear the shocking truth.

A classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER will see Miss Elizabeth giving us the goods about all the good stuff she hears on the police scanner. Who's watching the watchers? Miss Elizabeth! Well, who's watching her? YOU are, I guess!

Get ready for your life to be improved and pumped up and all that stuff when you get a surge of inspiration from a vintage NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear our co-hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions. Keeping those things isn't something you just do in January.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

7:41 Smileton Police Blotter (from June 20, 2022)

23:39 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

27:38 New Year's Resolution update (from May 2, 2022)

Jason! Consider it SOLD! Or BOUGHT!

Thing about this episode is, you can totally enjoy it regardless of your position. Upright, prone or on the go, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will delight.

Join Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they proudly present episode 100 of the show. Here's to 100 more? Are you nuts? That's a lot of work!

Miss Elizabeth presents TALES FROM THE TEA HOUSE and brings us up to speed on all the fun we've been missing out on at Connie's Kettle, located right in the heart of the Smileton Mall.

Jason gives us the latest injury report from Smileton's hard-htting street hockey league. The players are tough, the injuries are ridiculous.

And the 6:00 news never hit so hard as Miss Elizabeth presents the SMILETON NEWS. You'll consider yourself informed after hearing this thing.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

3:08 Tales from the Tea House

16:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

23:02 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

26:56 Smileton News

40:16 SONG - Werenerd

Twice Burned, Three Times Shy

Oh, the entertainment that's in store for you when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You're so lucky!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are rarin' to go as they take a trip back through the archive to bring a couple of classic segments back to the surface.

A vintage edition of THE SUNSHINE REPORT will see Miss Elizabeth telling us a number of small little tales of magic that happens around Smileton and Jason's having none of it.

People think they can write in to the show any old time and they do forcing our plucky hosts to do some fancy dancing to answer the off-kilter and baffling questions fired at them like so many cannonballs. Sound exciting? Well, that's what you get with a classic edition of the MAILBAG.

Songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the festivities. Get ready to sing along!

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

2:10 The Sunshine Report (from January 31, 2022)

21:14 SONG – Electric Wiggle

25:16 Mailbag (from July 15, 2021)

40:31 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

Miss Elizabeth's Tales of the Irresponsible

Fun-loving brothers shoot their lobster costume-wearing cousin from a catapult, but responding officers are late on the scene because tranq gun-packing monkeys are ransacking the food court. It's just Tuesday in Smileton, the funnest town you won't find on any map. 

Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!

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Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.

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