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Technical Difficulties and Podcast Introduction
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Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's roof, uh, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof, roof
00:00:31
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Well, I thought I was going to introduce the guest. Is it going to be me? Yeah, you can do it. Go. Okay. Wait, we haven't even, we haven't even done the pod intro, do the pod intro first. Well, we can't like, I'll play the song, but it's not going to register. I don't think because we're not in our typical setup. Just, just play it really close.
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I can't. I can't. I think I have to talk lightly over it. So it picks up my. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So welcome. Welcome to it. Welcome to the podcast. Okay. Welcome back.
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to Headed Wiest. That was beautiful. Today, we're joined by a special guest, if you couldn't already tell. Are you not going to introduce yourself? Welcome back
Guest Introduction and Internet Privacy
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to Headed Wiest. I'm your co-host, Luke Pukas-Bagan. And we're also here with
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Jack Friedman. And today we have a very special guest in store who is beloved by many beloved by so many. He's just, you know, such a funny guy has a really cute dog named Ruby. Um, we'll be, and you might have seen him on Instagram under the tag of fuck Jerry.
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a very popular account. Luke is super about giving out personal information if you couldn't tell. He said my whole first name and last name, he said what dog you have and gave out your Instagram handle. Luke apparently is not aware of the disgusting people on the internet and what they can do to you. Jack, they can figure out anything, even if I didn't say that.
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Hey, it's your co-host, Soup Poop. And today on Headed Wiest, we welcome our good friend, Jeremiah. Jeremiah, how are you doing today? I'm great, guys. Thanks for having me. This is a real, real special event for me. Um, maybe just to be hearing out that that's your name. That's fine.
00:03:26
Speaker
We need, we can't have people talking over each other here or else it just gets confusing. Some groundbreaking news was just shattered to me and I needed to figure out if it was true. We just had a conversation about aliases, Luke. It's not his real name.
00:03:49
Speaker
We did not have a conversation about aliases you just attacked for saying something that was already out there. XYZ, I don't really, I don't know.
Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
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Anyways. On this week's episode, we are going to be going on a manhunt to find my will to live.
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You're binoculars ready. It was gonna be a long search. Yeah, we got another 55 minutes of just searching. We're just gonna play birds chirping in the background by everyone looks to
00:04:37
Speaker
We should make a TV show where it's like finding Bigfoot or like one of those ghost hunter shows. But it's finding Jack's will to live. And we just go to really scary places with you in the dark. Well, I mean, if we're going to do that, it's like what we can also do is just make a new version of Where's Waldo? And he's actually just not in the picture at all. So.
00:05:09
Speaker
I feel like I saw really good Where's Waldo meme very recently and I can't remember what it was now I'm really sad I'm gonna find it for you and send it to you
00:05:21
Speaker
Okay. Well, when you find it, yeah. Um, I'll be here. Somebody listening knows what I'm talking about because we have so many listeners. Right. Yeah. We do have a lot of dedicated listeners, uh, which brings me to our first sponsor of the night. This podcast is brought to you by it's a sandwich on Instagram and now tick tock, which is being banned. It's a sandwich. That's ISSA underscore sandwich.
00:05:52
Speaker
for all of your sandwich food reviews. Thanks for the sponsorship. We really like watching you eat sandwiches and rate it on 1 to 10 scale. Yeah. I need to ask Jared about this. I don't know. You might have already told me your opinion on this, but the podcast happened. Is a hot dog a sandwich? Because is a sandwich completely
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just shut me down with that and I don't appreciate it. I, you know, I think, I think it's not a sandwich because the bread, it's only one piece of bread technically. But there are. So it might as well. Okay. But what about when your mom makes you one and you're like a little kid and she just puts it between two pieces of bread?
00:06:51
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That never happened. Oh, I've gone between two breads. Yeah. What do you mean that never happened? Did you have a child? That was a good smoking hazard, because I tried to fit it all in my mouth. Oh, yeah. I do that. So she had to cut it up, and I ate it with mac and cheese. That's a nice place to eat. That, I would say, is not a sandwich. Yeah, I would agree with that. That's not a sandwich either. Yeah. OK. OK, but wait. But wait here. I have a point that's going to put a hole in your logic.
00:07:21
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A Reuben. That didn't come through very clear. A Reuben? You guys had a Reuben sandwich? That is a sandwich, yes. Yeah, that is a sandwich. That's a good one. Yeah, that is a good one. It's not my favorite. What about like a meatball sub? Is that a sandwich? Was that a hamburger sandwich?
00:07:45
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Okay, but that's what I was gonna say because Shake Shack puts the burger, the buns are connected on one side. So it's technically only one piece of bread. Yeah, but it's different because like, you know, when you're folding paper and you fold one hot dog and one hamburger, one's clearly hot dog because it's just, it's different. It's longer. That is so unrelated to being a sandwich.
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I don't think ever gets lost in a shuffle. I mean, no one even talks about that. I would say that most people don't qualify that as a sandwich. Oh, I completely would. The word is definitely a sandwich. Are you kidding? I don't know. Do you think that's a common sentiment? That's like saying that's like arguing if a Philly cheesesteak is a sandwich. But it's not a sandwich. No, because it's in a hot dog bun. No, it's a sub. It's a sub sandwich.
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What's the difference between a sub and a hot dog? They both have long buns. They're both sandwiches. That's my point. Try to fit both of them in my mouth whole. Exactly. There's no difference. You know, you guys have convinced me a hot dog is a sandwich. Let's go. I think a corn dog is more of a sandwich than a hot dog. It's a palm sandwich for these people that can't get tomatoes and lettuce.
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A corn dog? No. Why did you just say? I don't remember. He lagged out. I can't get behind your corn dog. Please explain. Can you give me substantial evidence? My corn dog theory? Yeah.
00:09:42
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I said I think a corn dog is more of a sandwich than a hot dog. Yes. Give me substantial evidence. Well, most sandwiches have bread surrounding all sides and a hot dog doesn't have an open face. They're open on the sandwiches are open.
Listener Interaction and New Segments
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Dude. Sandwiches can be open, but like they're not really. What you're describing is a corn dog. Unless you cut it. I'm not describing a calzone. I'm describing a corn dog.
00:10:11
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That has threading all around. The fitting is not completely surrounded in a sandwich. Uh, candy. If it's a fucking calzone. No, dude. This is not, this is, dude, I disagree. Um, drop a, drop a comment or a, uh, hmm.
00:10:37
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Drop a comment. Send us a DM. Let us know your thoughts. Is there even a space for that? Do we have an O on our Instagram? We have Instagram for DMs. We also have a Twitter, but we don't use it. Well, we will maybe. But Instagram... How do you have that, but you don't have the song?
00:11:07
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Hey, you know what that means? It's time for Luke's... What do we call it? Luke's Segment of the Week. No, you always go first, dude. Do you want me to go first? Yeah. Dude, it seems pretty unprofessional of us to be discussing... It sounds like a podcast rehearsal. See, this is what I'm saying. Technically they all are.
00:11:37
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That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no pressure that way. You can't, you can't just keep surprising me every, every single week. Okay. Well, I don't know what you want from me. Uh, in the natural order. Okay. I guess I can do my segment. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't really have a name for it. Um, but.
00:12:06
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Uh, the segment is going to consist of me taking the top 10 trending, uh, Twitter hashtags and telling a joke about each and every one of them. You're just going to make jokes up on the fly. Uh-huh. Okay. I'm impressed. This is okay.
00:12:32
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Okay. Number one trending right now in the United States is hashtag NFL draft. What's the deal with the NFL draft? That was horrible. Taking any input. What? Do you have a punch line for that joke?
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Number two is Caleb Williams. That's number two trending. Yeah, that's number two trending. Was that also the joke? Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, sorry. No, I was just repeating for clarity's sake. So can I tell a joke now? Yeah, you can tell a joke. The love of God. Okay, that's enough.
00:13:32
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What do you get when you cross Caleb Williams and Josh Giddy? Like a priest, maybe? Why do you say that? Because they're a pedophile for little boys.
00:14:00
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Okay, let's go with that. Number three. Yup. Solid joke. This is the worst segment I've ever had. No, number seven trending right now. There's only eight more, so it can only get better. Keep going. That's true. You got to set the bar low so you can beat it. That's why I set realistic goals in life. Number three is hashtag toe toe row. I don't know what that is.
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So click into it, figure it out. Ooh, it's an anime. Okay. Um, Hmm. Okay. Uh, let's see. I don't know anything about the enemies. Let's try. I'm looking for a character name. Who's the main character of Toto row?
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Here we go. Cat bus. Cat bus? Cat bus? Yeah, it's like Katniss, but with bus. Cat bus. Oh, KAT bus? Yeah, KAT. When I look that up, it says Clemson Area Transit.
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So we have to add Totoro afterwards. Oh, I see it. It's a cat in the shape of a bus. Yeah, it's kind of like Appa from Avatar. Yeah, but if Appa was a bus. Yeah. So what's the joke? What should you do if an upperclassman needs comfort food? Cat bus.
00:15:55
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You senpai, but um. That was your best one yet. That one is it? You think so? Oh, okay. Wonderful. All right. Well, we're going to move on here to number four, or that was four, sorry. Here's number five. Uh, it is Supreme court. Um, okay.
00:16:23
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Oh, that's pretty good, Luke. That wasn't a joke about the Supreme Court. And that's going to do it for my second of the week. You only got through five. That was really good.
00:16:48
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Thanks. Thanks, JT. Appreciate it. Um, and now we're moving on to Luke's segment of the week. Okay. Um, before I, before I do my segment, um, are we going to do visual audio? Um, no, we can't do visual audio this week. Why? Because it's not gonna, like you, I need the mic to put the audio into, you know,
00:17:18
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It doesn't work. Then audio visual my segment. Which one was that? Oh, that's when you describe something and we guess what it is. Yeah. Yeah, we can. Wait, I describe it. And no, I first play it for you. And then I try and have you guess what it is.
00:17:40
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And then when you're wrong, it's supposed to be the other way around. No, no, no, because it's you're never the whole point that we can't do. Well, we can't do it if we can't hear the audio and we need the mic to hear the audio. Well, I'm going to play it into my mic. Oh, I forgot you have a mic. Okay. Well,
00:18:04
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Okay, anyway. We're doing audio charades. Is that what's happening? Well, that's for later. That's a segment I'm always prepared for, but this is a different one. This is rotating. Okay. Okay. I'm kind of going to just like steal an idea from somebody else here.
00:18:31
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Okay. Um, and I'm going to read an, am I the asshole? And we're going to discuss if they're the asshole. Okay.
Stories of Family and Relationships
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Okay. Is it going to be a long one? Um, it's, it's going to be one that's substantial, but not too long. Very big. Appreciate it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Here we go. Okay. Here's the title.
00:19:00
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Am I the asshole for refusing to cook for my wife's pregnant sister and telling her she has a husband who could do it? Do we... Uh, do we... together? I feel like I already have an answer to this. Let me give you the context first. Okay, okay. Oh, okay, sorry. I, 31 male, have been married to my wife Sage, 30 female, for six years and we have two kids together.
00:19:29
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I'm a chef and I love to cook, but generally we take turns cooking so neither gets burnt out or feels like it's a chore. When she was pregnant though, I cooked for her all the time because pregnancy was not easy for her and wanted her to be able to relax, blah, blah, blah. Everybody knew about Sage's sister. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I just skipped over something important. Okay, back up.
00:19:56
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When she was pregnant, I cooked for her all the time because pregnancy was not easy and I wanted her to be able to relax instead of being too tired and sick to eat, which is how she was in the early stages of her first pregnancy. Everybody knew about it except for Sage's sister, Gwen, who brought it up an excessive amount and said she couldn't believe Sage was getting waited on during her pregnancy. It was a touch annoying how much she brought it up.
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Now Gwen is pregnant with her first child and she called up out of the blue after her pregnancy announcement to say I should cook and send meals over to her like he did for his wife. At first I thought she was trying and failing to be funny but no she was as serious as a heart attack. I told her I wasn't cooking for her and brought up how random and inappropriate it was that she would ask like that.
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She told me we're family and she's pregnant and I should want to cook for her and cook for as much as I had wanted Sage to rest during her pregnancy. I told her, Sage is my wife and you're not my wife. She told me her husband would never cook for her and I should try. Oh, B-I-L, brother-in-law. I should try and be a good brother-in-law. I told her brother-in-law it doesn't equal spouse.
00:21:18
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These people just seem crazy so I'm not going to read the rest of it. I think Gwen's an asshole. Can I chip in here? Yeah. So let's go over the cliff notes here. This guy's sister-in-law wants him to cook. Is this every day? Yes. Yeah, that's bad shit crazy. Absolutely fucking crazy. I don't cook for myself every day.
00:21:48
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I think it'd be a nice gesture for him to cook for her. I don't know. Once every other week, you don't bring her a meal. That's nice. It's a nice gesture, but even that shouldn't be an expectation. Here's, that's important to note. Yeah. Yeah. Gwen, the sister.
00:22:11
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is pregnant. So she's gonna say some crazy shit. It's a good point. It's a good point. So it's not that far of a reach for her to say that. But I'm on your side where yeah, not a chance should he ever even consider doing that. And if he did ever consider doing that, his wife must be way out of his league. Can I make a Gwen even more of an asshole here? Please. When?
00:22:39
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tried to convince the the wife and her their parents she tried to convince their parents to make the husband cook for Gwen and then her parents were like no you're fucking idiot and then Gwen called back up to the husband and said that he was an ass for not helping out her family
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and for rubbing her half husband's lack of consideration in her face. Yeah, a real piece of shit. Sorry. I didn't see anything about the guy's wife, the sister, you know, putting him to do so. The sister is not putting pressure. It's the oh, the sister. Okay.
00:23:34
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Wait, which... The chef's wife. Gwen says... The chef's wife is not... The chef's wife is out of the... She's not saying anything here. Is he a chef by trade or a chef by hobby? Both chefs check. Trade. Oh, like for a living? Yeah, like they cook for work. That changes it a little bit for me. Not completely, but a little bit.
00:24:04
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No. No, like I still, no, it's still like a huge ask to do that like every day. And a ridiculous ask also. I would be embarrassed if my sibling asked for something like that. I'd also probably leave her if I was married to her. So. You would leave. The pregnant woman.
00:24:34
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Yeah, with Gwen that's asking what it was. Yeah, I'd say, hey, Gwen, it's like I didn't know that there was this side of you. I'll see you later. I like that. OK, so we're going to label this guy not the asshole, and Gwen is the asshole. It's a little concerning that that guy had to even post that. Yeah, that one is not too great of one. That says to me like, oh, shit.
00:25:02
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Maybe the family kind of sided with her. He's got that nation from three jerk offs on a podcast that no one's going to listen to. You know, yeah. Right. Yeah. I don't know. Does that guy have a username? Should we shout it out? Um, I'll find it in a sec, but I got one more short one for us. Okay. This one's going to be good too. Good.
00:25:32
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Am I the asshole for talking to my ex-girlfriend in front of my girlfriend when I ran into my ex at the grocery store? Here's some context. It's only a paragraph. I met my ex-girlfriend at the store after 10 years of not seeing or talking to her. We were together 10 years ago.
00:25:52
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I was 14 and she was my first serious relationship and we were together for two years. My current girlfriend was with me and she walked away during the conversation because me and my ex were talking for about 15 minutes. We were talking about her newborn and just generally catching up. When she finished talking, my girlfriend was very angry. She said it's not normal for somebody to talk to their ex for so long in front of their current partner. Am I the asshole for talking to my ex in front of my girlfriend?
00:26:24
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Who wants to go first? Tell her. I can go ahead. That's ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. You haven't dated when they were kids. You're 15 years old. Like really? It was over a relationship that happened at a middle school dance. And you're 27 at this point. True. There was room for Jesus. That's insane. Yep.
00:26:53
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Insane. But I can see this happening like in many relationships, you know? That's also a scary thought. Yeah. Yeah, that is. Jack? Hey, what's up? Input? Oh, yeah. Hmm. I think that there is a valid side to this in an odd way. I think that
00:27:25
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the whole gist of it no he's not an asshole but she has a slight right to be upset only because
00:27:37
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That talking to someone, I mean, I don't talk to anyone I've knew when I was 15 for 15 minutes straight. Except for me. And I'm sure that the conversation could have been, like, you know, it doesn't involve her. And so she's just sitting there awkwardly. I would not like to be sitting there awkwardly while my girlfriend talked to someone she dated in high school for 15 minutes.
00:28:04
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But it's not because it's an ex, it's just because like, why are you talking to them for so long? I feel uncomfortable. Okay, true, true. But you also don't have to stay in there awkwardly. You know, she liked I'm blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's even don't you think that's kind of a bitch move? If she Yeah, and then every minute that she was gone, and he was still talking to her, she definitely got more mad, which is wrong.
00:28:34
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Yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah. No, I can empathize with being in that situation. You don't want to be in that situation. Yeah. It happens. Like, are you really going to be mad about it? Yeah. I'm not going to start a fight over it. No, I don't want to talk to anyone at the supermarket. Yeah. But let me get in my diet and I'll get some leave. Yeah. But you know what? If it happens and you run into someone that you haven't seen in a while,
00:29:04
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Yeah. You know, this brings up a very, very important question here. Okay. Unrelated to the segment. Okay. And I need to know, I need to ask you both one question first.
Shopping Demographics and Parenting at the Zoo
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Have you ever been to a Trader Joe's? Yes. Okay. And sub question was the average
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demographic there, an extremely hot woman. The average. I wouldn't say no. I would say no to that. I don't think it's average. You get some cute girls at a Trader Joe's. Oh, for sure. Okay. So that's what I'm, that's what I want to get at here. You're going to find more cute girls at the Trader Joe's in a safe way, if that's what you're asking. I'm not asking that.
00:29:59
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You normally don't want to talk to somebody at a grocery store, but if you're a Trader Joe's, I might want to talk to somebody at a Trader Joe's. This is a fair point, Lou. I would disagree. I like to keep my shopping private.
00:30:19
Speaker
I always feel judged by the things that are in my basket. I agree with that. I don't even like checking out with people. Um, but at Trader Joe's you have to, you know, self-checky. There's a lot of talent at Trader Joe's typically. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Yes. Yes. I see what you're saying now. I don't, I am self-conscious about what I'm shopping for, like Jack said, but, but the opportunities around me while I'm in a Trader Joe's, like,
00:30:49
Speaker
When I go to a Trader Joe's, I maybe put on some nicer clothes, make sure I'm looking okay before I go into the Trader Joe's. Because if there's an opportunity, you know, I'll be prepared. You have to be prepared. Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you 100%. Thank you. Thank you. That's all. That is, you know, gavel.
00:31:19
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on the thingy, bang, bang. It's like, it's basically like a farmer's market. You're going to find cute girls at a farmer's market. Oh, jeez. That's true. That's a very valid point. It's a great point. Trader Joe's is like the commercialized farmer's market. You're opening my mind right now. There you go. I mean, that's a very, that's a very solid comparison. That's pretty much exactly what it is. And that's probably what their business models kind of run off of, you know?
00:31:47
Speaker
I might fuck around and end up at a farmer's market this weekend. There you go. I don't know if the ones in Columbia are going to be the same ones that are in Colorado and LA. The farmer's markets in Columbia are going to be selling the cows. Let's hope that's it.
00:32:18
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Okay. End of segment. Let's move on. Do you have a noise for that? All right. That'll wrap up segment number two.
00:32:39
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Um, tell her, did anything peak your interest? Do you have a segment that you'd like to contribute or would you like us to move on to our next segment? Uh, you guys, you guys can take the, the reins. Okay. Well, moving on, uh, to our next segment. Uh, Luke, would you care to, uh, inform the audience as what's as to what will happen? Am I supposed to know what's about to happen?
00:33:10
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Yeah, it's audible vision. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought we were going to have a break between there, but yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Audible vision. Yeah. We need to get a little, we need to get a little cut away for that for sure. Um, let me, let me pull this up on my phone so I can get ready. Um, okay. So here's, here's what's going to happen.
00:33:37
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I'm going to play an elongated sound into the microphone for both of you guys. And you're going to have to live commentate what is happening in this video. How long is the video? And usually around 30 seconds. OK, we should probably go one at a time. I'll let Jared do the first run through. OK, Jared.
00:34:09
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Are you ready? Yeah, let's do it. All right, I'm gonna play in three two one You can hear that
00:34:42
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Yeah, we're gonna have to skip it for this week that Am I doing like a play-by-play? What am I doing? Yeah, it's a play-by-play I can tell you what happened. You want me to tell you what happened or I'm trying to guess what's happening Yeah, okay
00:35:01
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Do you want me to just tell you, did you hear like any, do you, like, do you know generally who was talking in such a video? No. No, dude, it was really muffled. At least on my end, I couldn't hear anything. Okay. Well, it's been the same every single time I've done this, but it's three old Chinese ladies and
00:35:23
Speaker
Um, they're cooking, but they're showing the whole process of what they're cooking. So they start from scratch and basically they start chasing a goose around a tree. And then you see it cuts away. And then you see a whole skinned bird, which is assuming they caught the goose killed it and skinned it. And then they cut off its legs.
00:35:48
Speaker
And then they put it on a barbecue and they cook it and then they shish kebab it and they put some veggies and seasonings over it. And then they all feast together and they just start ripping into the bird. Well, that sounds quite nice to be honest with you. It's great video.
00:36:07
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I guess South Korean TikTok. That was my guess. I think that's pretty spot on. Pretty fucking close, my buddy. Close. You got a little bit, you know? Yeah. If you let it run, I would have gotten it exactly. I'll send the video to you on Instagram right now. Please do. And there it is.
00:36:33
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Thank you. And there is the segment Audible Vision. Man. Wasn't really executed like we expected, but that's all right. We battle, we thrive, and we move on to our next segment. And I have two upcoming things for us here. One is going to be a moral-slash-ethical dilemma.
00:37:03
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Roof shopping cut, yeah. Roof shopping cut, guys. Beautiful. Okay, ethical dilemma. Yeah, revolving around parenting tactics, and then the segment after that is gonna be a bit of a curveball, bit of a changeup, but we're gonna rock with it and see how it goes. But to start,
00:37:32
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Um, save your breath. Yes. It's okay to beat your kid. That was good. That was very good.
00:37:49
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I don't think I'd ever discussed that. But anyway. I bet. To start, I saw a video today on that thing that's getting banned, TikTok. Thanks, Biden. And it was a video of a bear enclosure at a zoo. I'm not sure which zoo it was, but there's a bear enclosure. And there were a bunch of kids watching the bear, like, run around.
00:38:20
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um there are multiple bears and then they were like one of those enclosures like where there's water and you can sit or you can stand at the water and you can see beneath and above you know what i'm talking about yeah uh yeah i think so it's like an otter exhibit basically
00:38:41
Speaker
Yeah. The glass goes into the water and you're like, you're standing there and you can see beneath and above anyway. So there are bears, the kids are watching the bears. They're kind of in a playful mood. And then, and then somehow, uh, a duck flies into the water with her four little ducklings and they're just swimming around. And as a parent,
00:39:08
Speaker
Your little kid is there. You're like maybe six-year-old, seven-year-old kid is there. And you think to yourself, well, this bear is about to eat this duck and all of its little ducklings. Do I sit there and let the kids watch this happen? Or do we just move on and not watch murder? I think if you can get them out of there, that's probably preferable. Yeah. It's like why tell them that Santa Claus isn't real, you know?
00:39:38
Speaker
Right. They're just kids. Same thing. They don't need to know that. Let them live in oblivion until they're old enough to realize how terrible everything is. Yeah. Luke, what do you think? I'm kind of on the same page. Kids are so... When you're that young, it doesn't matter. You don't know what's happening. Yeah.
Role-Play Mishaps and Defining a 'Male Karen'
00:40:07
Speaker
Just let it go, dude. It's like how people that won't cuss around a six-month-old, it's like, dude, they have no clue what's happening. Yeah, they don't know. Now, I will tell you, this video, how it played out is the bear got into the water
00:40:31
Speaker
um, and proceeded to eat all of the ducklings. And the mom videotaped it and just let her kids sit there and watch it. And then was fighting for her life in the comments, talking about how she didn't do anything wrong. And I'm not sure there's a wrong, it's like completely wrong. Like why not just move them away? You know, I don't think the game for them by seeing that. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing for nothing to gain.
00:41:03
Speaker
But also if she wanted to get the video, like probably a pretty cool. Wait, how old are these kids? Like six and seven. Expose him, you know, get him, get him, get him to tolerate that young. Yeah. I thought they were five years old. They were six and seven.
00:41:38
Speaker
I thought they were like four or five, six or seven. They're ready to man the front lines. All right. Yeah, it was a bad conversation. That's my bad. When I was six or seven, I saw the movie Jaws for the first time.
00:42:02
Speaker
And since then, I've been terrified of the ocean. So that's just something to think about, you know? The ocean is a scary place, Luke. It is a scary place. It's a very scary place. It's not unbanked. Luke, I'm going to say this. If I were in the wild as a six or seven-year-old and I saw a bear, I would definitely run away from that bear.
00:42:33
Speaker
Regardless of if I'd seen that bear eat this duckling or not. I think your point is invalid. I agree with you. Good point. Do we want to move on to the next segment? Yeah, I think we can move on. You know how you did your little cockpit role play scenario a few episodes ago?
00:43:01
Speaker
Oh, yeah. And you ruined it. I didn't ruin it. I just kind of did the horns. Okay. Well, I have a little role play scenario. Okay. That I've put through a random, a random character and scenario generator. Okay. And we're just gonna go with it.
00:43:27
Speaker
Is the name for this character generated by the generator or by you? No, it's a random character generator. It's taking characters from popular pop culture. Can you give this person a name though on your own for me? I mean, after I tell you who it is, sure. Okay.
00:43:53
Speaker
It's Mickey Mouse. So I think his name would probably be Mickey. That's no fun. What, what, what do you want from me? Just continue, just continue. Okay. The scene is Mickey Mouse gets berated by a Karen and Karen's daughter.
00:44:24
Speaker
Now, there are three people here. I will volunteer to be Mickey Mouse. You guys need to figure out who the daughter is, what you're buying, and who's the Karen. JT, I think you would be a better Karen. Are we role playing? Yeah, we're doing a role play segment. I can be Karen. That won't be hard for me. All right, I'll be Karen's daughter.
00:44:54
Speaker
All right. And what are you guys like caring about? Are you at a restaurant or are you at a store? I thought you were going to give us this info. Well, it said just a care and your daughter berates Nicki Mouse and it doesn't say where, but I think it'd be important to know where. Or if we can just- We're at Casa Bonita. We're at Casa Bonita and Karen is caring about how there's too many women lead roles in Disney movies.
00:45:25
Speaker
That is hyper specific. That's kind of hard to improvise with. All right, next segment. Jack, what are we supposed to do? You got to give us more than that. Tyler said next segment, so we're moving on to his segment.
00:45:49
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That was my best Karen. Did you like that? That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was actually, it was probably too good. Thanks so much. It's a very 20, 24 Karen with like a deep voice. It sounds like a man. Yeah. Cause he probably is care care. What's the man version of Karen?
00:46:14
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00:46:45
Speaker
Oh, uh, Kyle. I was like an idiot. That's not, yeah, it's not a grumpy old man. Yeah. I'm thinking like, uh, complain about a bunch of shit. Robert Robert would be a good one. Michael. Fuck you. Michael's not bad. There's someone who goes by like Mikey. No, that's if they go by Mikey, then they're probably chill.
00:47:14
Speaker
What about like Michelangelo? Like a Gerald? No, that's like senile. No, senile is like... I don't even know. This is a tough one.
00:47:40
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Hey, if any of you guys ever think of the male name of Karen, send it to our DMs on Instagram or Twitter. Headed underscore. When I look it up online,
Guess the TV Show Quotes
00:47:57
Speaker
I see Darren, which I hate.
00:48:01
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Kevin, not, not Kevin. That's not enough for me. Ken, Ken is not bad. I don't think Ken would be. Terry. Terry. Greg. What about like a James? Jim. Jimmothy. Jim, Jimmy. Jimmy. James, James, Jim, Jim, Jim, can I call you Jimmothy?
00:48:41
Speaker
I'm gonna find that club and send it to you. JD is so good. Okay, I have a new segment that I'm gonna do for a few minutes. It's a timer on this guy. We have 11 minutes. It's going by so fast.
00:49:00
Speaker
I know. They're really just flying by. Um, I'm good. The draft is on tonight. It's live. Oh my God. Are the Broncos up? Okay. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, Oh, cool. I'm going to, I'm going to say.
00:49:27
Speaker
I'm going to say a quote from a TV show and I'm going to keep going until one of you two guesses what TV show it is. And we'll call this, we'll call this TV show quotes guessing game. Okay. We'll call it TV.
00:49:51
Speaker
TV quotes, TV quote guessing, TV quote guessing game guys. All right, here we go. Roof shopping cart guys. All right, here's quote number one. Yeah. Quote number one. Every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what might happen.
00:50:24
Speaker
Meds Declassified School Survival Guide. No, that's a great guess, though. I like that guess. Fuck. Every once in a while... Wait, what was it? Every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what might happen. Orange is a new black.
00:50:43
Speaker
No, but I love that guest too. We're getting some good guesses here. All right. Zoey101? No, no. I keep giving quotes. You guys both get a guess. I keep giving quotes. Quote number two. What? Paw Patrol. Oh, dude, that would be really funny if I was just quoting Paw Patrol. That would. OK. I eat garbage because I am garbage. Oh.
00:51:16
Speaker
JT you first. Bachelor season nine. Oh no. Good guess. I eat garbage because I am garbage. Drake and Josh. No. The last Pope. No. All right. Next quote. All right. Yep. Luke, grab that little ho.
00:51:46
Speaker
What? That's a quote from this show? Yeah, that's the quote. These are all from the same show, right? Correct. Jesse. Did you get it? No. Was there a Luke in Jesse? Yeah, he's dead now. Oh. You know that little guy with all the freckles? Yeah, camping boys. Yeah.
00:52:17
Speaker
Rick. All right, time to guess. For what? Luke, grab that little hoe. Uh, yeah. No, that was not right. Okay, last quote. When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like
00:52:47
Speaker
Dude, should we have this by now? Is that iKole? No. That's a good guess, though. I guess you guys just didn't watch this show. Victorious. All the same show? No. Yeah, they saw the same show. Oh. What is it? It was Modern Family. Oh. Yeah. That all checks out now. OK. You got another? Another show on deck? Yeah.
00:53:17
Speaker
Yeah, of course I do. Okay, give us another. Okay, let me type it in. What? You're searching for it right now. Yeah. Searching for famous quotes. Yeah, famous quotes from this. That one was too niche, sorry.
00:53:46
Speaker
Okay, I got it. Okay. Okay, ready. Quote number one. We found the lost tomb. Person two says, shouldn't we call national geographic or Harvard? Person three says, or Harrison Ford?
00:54:15
Speaker
Oh, I get it because of Indiana Jones. Okay. Yeah. Wizards of Waverly Place. No. A Door of the Explorer.
00:54:34
Speaker
Now, okay, one more, one more quote, you should get this one. Hey guys. You gotta get to more than two. Okay, well maybe I'll give you three. Hey guys, I think I found a bathroom. It smells like a bathroom. I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear view mirror. Lemon or strawberry? Jimmy Neutron?
00:55:04
Speaker
Yeah, that was it. That's cool. Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me right now? It's Jimmy Neutron. I only got that because he spoke the last line in Carl's voice. Yeah. Dude, I don't know what that, I don't know those quotes though. I looked at most popular Jimmy Neutron quotes and most of them said Jimmy and I'm gonna have to go down to where they go and say Jimmy in it.
00:55:40
Speaker
Or anything about a llama or Mrs. Neutron. Or that had brain blast in it. A Jimmy Neutron's mom kind of a smoke.
00:56:00
Speaker
She was kind of a smoke. She didn't do it. Let's list more smokes in animation. This is incredible. The texture of the laboratory's mom is way too thick. That's wild. Dude, do you even ever see her upper body? I don't know. Yeah, you do. You do? Yeah, she's got like red hair, short. Okay. Okay. Dude, um,
00:56:30
Speaker
Oh, nevermind. I'm glad I looked that up before I said something. What were you gonna say? No, I can't. I'll text it. I'm putting Mrs. Incredible out there. Oh, I mean, that's the goat. She's definitely and also she's, I think she's pretty flexible if I remember correctly. She's quite flexible. Basically elastic.
00:56:58
Speaker
Yeah. Elastigirl, you mean? Elastigirl. What? That's her name? Elastigirl, yeah. Oh, wow. Go figure. Go figure, yeah, right? Wild. Who else? Kim Possible.
00:57:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about, uh, about in a weird way, uh, Candace. What the hell is that track from Finneas and Ferb? Candace. I can't do it because my name is Candace. Yeah. Your aunt is a piece of shit. Shout out Luke's aunt. Fuck you. See you. Oh God.
00:57:48
Speaker
Well, Candace ain't doing nothing for me there, bud. I see. I'm not, I'm not, not a Candace. Maybe that was just like a childhood thing. I don't know. Could be. Um, what about the blue fish from fish tails or shark tails? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a weird one, but I'm, I completely agree. Yeah. That fish could get it. What about.
00:58:16
Speaker
Yeah, uh, jeez. There's one slipping my mind for sure. Oh, I got them stacked on deck. Do you want me to just rattle them off? Yeah, give me a few. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, we'll rate them one, two, ten. All right. Sandy Cheeks. That's a squirrel. Four. Yeah. So yeah. Dude, we have a minute left. Let's go. Hurry up.
00:58:46
Speaker
Oh my god, now I'm fucking panicking because I said Sandy and I got scared. Um, okay. The, the green, the green bad girl and Kim possible. Okay. What about, uh, Danny Phantom's friend? Yes. Yes. Yes. 10 out of 10 could get it. Seven Tara. Was Danny Phantom's mom heart too? Eight, seven on Katara. I don't remember Danny Phantom's mom.
00:59:15
Speaker
I'm looking, yep, she was also pretty. I'm gonna look that up. Timmy Turner's mom. Yeah, like six. Trixie. Trixie who? From fairly odd parents. The girl that Tim Clinton's mom had a bit of a fuba. Oh, I'm sorry. From what show?
00:59:43
Speaker
Fairly on parents, the girl that Timmy likes. Dude, she's like six. That's really weird. Okay, but I was like six. And thank you for listening to this week's episode of Headed Whis. Thank you, JT, for tuning in. And as always, have a wonderful...