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Self-reflection and awkwardness
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And welcome to headed whoa whoa whoa whoa waste How'd I do there
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You ever see yourself in the mirror and you're just like Jesus Christ? Hello? What a whale. What? Nothing. What are you talking about? Nothing. Nothing. What do you mean? Okay. All right. If you're going to be like that.
Podcast time warp
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Speaker
Anyways, welcome to Headed Wiest. Welcome back. It's been a minute, hasn't it Lucas?
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You know, in dog years, it hasn't. In dog years, it's it's been longer than a minute. It's been seven minutes. Oh, in like
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turtle, great land tortoise years. It hasn't. Yeah, that's true. Maybe a second or so. Yeah. It's been a second.
Unexpected moments and humor
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A lot's happened since we last spoke. I think last episode we talked about, we were still talking about the midterm erection. There was an erection?
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Yeah, during a mid-term, some kid got an erection. Big news. It's kind of gross. Yeah. But I can't blame him. I probably would too.
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It happens, dude. The random boners, they happen at the worst times. Have you ever noticed like when you're tired sometimes and you're kind of like drifting asleep, have you ever just gotten like raging boners during that point? Happens to me all the time. All the time. And like for me too, it's like you fall asleep for a solid 30 minutes, maybe an hour. Yeah.
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and then wake up and it's just like, oh, this needs to be addressed. Yeah. And usually what I'll do is I'll take out my boxing gloves that I keep with me constantly. And I just fucking beat the shit out of my meat. Usually I like to quell the cobra, you know? Maybe sing a nice
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Indian song. Did you say Cobra? Yeah. You sing your Cobra tune? Yeah. You know where it's like the flute. Yeah. Oh, like the, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Then it starts like dancing around, you know, the heads bob and then weaving. Yeah. Yeah. That, yeah. Honestly, that's a vibe. It is pretty cool.
Skeptical humor on religious stories
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So yeah, we had G is Christmas the birthday of Jesus or is that a different date? Um, I thought that was Easter. I thought the Easter was when he rose. Isn't that like kind of the same? It's the same.
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I don't know. No. We're both Jewish, Jack. When he rose is not the same as his birthday. Also, I'm sorry, but there's just no fucking chance Mary was a virgin. She was just a really good liar. Who do you think did it? Probably Joseph. Oh, because they were married. Were they? Oh, Mary and Joseph. Maybe they weren't.
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No, that sounds right. Mary and, yeah, I think that's right. Mary married Joseph? Yeah, I think Mary married Joseph. Okay. And then she became married Mary. Yeah. And then she was Virgin married Mary. Who witnessed their wedding? Because technically, wouldn't it be an illegal marriage without a witness?
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Legally speaking, yes, but as we have seen for centuries, there's always a clear separation between church and state.
Marriage laws and humor
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That's true. They do that very well out in the Middle East. Got to give them props for that. Did you know that in
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In Colorado, you can have your dog be a witness to your marriage. You don't even need a witness technically in Colorado. Really? Yep. Or maybe you don't need a, you don't need a pastor or a rabbi to officiate. I don't think you need an official to officiate the wedding. Is that, is that a requirement normally?
00:05:27
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In a lot of places, you need some sort of licensed official, licensed marriage official. Why is that a thing? Is it you get ordained? Is that right? Yeah, that's the person, but why do you need the person? Who says that I'm not married?
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I'm not really sure where you're going with this, and I'm very confused. No, no, no, no, no. You're not understanding who's to say if I say I am married, that I'm not married, you know? If I say I am, who gives a shit? The law- I'll beat your ass.
Controversial language use
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The law gives a shit. So, why do they care?
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For tax purposes. Yeah, but I'll just be married for the tax purposes. Right. But if you're not legally married, you don't get the benefits of your tax benefits. Yeah.
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like why does it need to be officiated you know like why can't I just say so someone knows it's real and valid and legal and that you're not doing it solely for the tax purposes what if I am doing it solely for the tax purposes in the first place who cares they're still gonna they're still gonna officiate it I think those ordained
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ministers and popes and rabbis. They do truly care about the sanctity of marriage in a religious sense, which I think carries over to a legal and financial sense. Again, separation of church and state. That's stupid.
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Oh, uh, we, uh, Fogel texted me and wanted to know the over-under on the
Betting and giveaways
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amount of times I'd say retard this episode. Um, and he said it at five and a half, but I think, I don't think I'm gonna say retard that much. I don't say retard that much in general. That was three already. Three what retards? Four.
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Can you say retard nowadays? Five. What did you take, the over or the under? I took the over. I honestly think he's quite stupid for taking the under. That might be the most idiotic bet I've ever heard in my life. Some might call that bet moronic.
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or a synonym for that would be? Stupid. Jack, if you bet the over, you could have just hit the over. Yeah, I know. I think I'm going to wait just to make him listen to the rest of this episode. That's like the turtle in the bunny story from when you're a kid. The bunny just shot ahead. That's you, you're the bunny.
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the turtle in your hair and then I'm gonna forget and then I'm gonna lose
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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, but we'll have some fun. We'll have some fun just waiting. So, Fogel, if you're listening to this now, just know you got about 50 minutes left, and it may be thrown in there in the middle, and it may be at the end. Who knows? It may not come at all. Stay tuned. And all you other active, headed, weest listeners. There was something I wanted to- If it does, go, no, go ahead, please.
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No, what were you gonna say? I was gonna say if it does hit, then we'll give out the $5 Chili's gift card secret phrase passphrase. Or maybe we just give out the gift card.
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just live on air, we'll call someone and give it to him. That's a good idea. That's a really good idea. Okay, so I'll keep that in the back of my head. Okay, actually, if it hits, I'm winning money. So I'll actually give them, I'll give them the $10 one because I know that that's that's really, by Chili's. Hi, welcome to Chili's. Nice.
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How'd I do? Um, the vine, if the vine is a 10, then you were like a four. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. I think we're on the same wavelength here. Not horrible, but not good. You know? Yeah. Yeah. No, I do know. I do. Um, let's see, since we last, uh, recorded, I saw you twice.
Casino luck stories
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Oh, that's true. Was that only twice?
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Well, yeah, but one of the times was an extended period Yeah, I saw you in Arizona where we went to the old Talking stick casino the Nino the Nino And Minnesota just fucking popped off on the blackjack table It was unreal this guy
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Oh, I forgot. This guy sits- This guy sits down. We're playing blackjack. It's like, what, $15 minimums? Yeah. And this guy pulls up to the table with like 90 bucks and I see him put his chips down and I'm like, okay, well, this guy's got about four hands in them. Math was wrong. Should have been six, but it's beyond the point. That's what I thought. In general estimation.
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Yeah, he pulls up and on the first hand, I shit you not, hits one of the special side bets that pays out 19 to one. And that was just the beginning. He hit that same side bet, I want to say another four or five times. He was at that table for like 30 minutes maybe and walked away with, I guarantee you over 1500. I'm surprised that like the pit boss didn't come over and was like, you're, you're counting cards.
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Well, you can't really say that because it'd be racist. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Because he was in Minnesota. Yeah, he was from Minnesota. Call like Minnesota. Who's saying that? Was that Fetty? No, it's fuck. Call like Minnesota. No, it's like
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Thanks so much. Sprite soda. No, he, he did an advertisement for Sprite. That was then they changed the song into cold like my Sprite soda, which was really, it was cold. It was LeBron who did the jingle. No, it wasn't. It was. I promise you not. I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up right now. LeBron. Okay. So cold like little yachty.
00:13:11
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LeBron Sprite Cranberry. That's what I'm thinking of. It's Lil Yachty and LeBron. We're both right. Yeah, but fuck you. Speaking of Lil Yachty, R.I.P. Was it Quavo? Takeoff. Takeoff. R.I.P. takeoff. Or was it Offset? I think it was takeoff because I remember thinking like, oh, that boy took off.
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Yeah, but that boy could have offset. That's also true. Yeah. He also could have wave up. You know what, he could have taken the walk to Poland. I took the walk to Poland. That was like a seven.
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I actually got, that was better than I expected it to be, to be completely fair. Me too. That was better than I would have thought. Yeah.
Health scare and comeback
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So let's see, he died. What else happened? Hamlin, he almost died. He woke up. He did wake up and he asked who won the game, which no one's really talking about, because I think that's fucking badass. That's awesome. Guy's literally in a coma for two days, wakes up, he goes, who won?
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Yup. Dude, he wants to go to the Soopy. Dude, I don't think he's gonna, who knows? It sounds like he's doing good, but I mean, for a while there looked like he may have just been Soopy. I thought he was Soopy for sure. Yeah, yeah. Do you think that he'll ever play football again? Because if that was me, I
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I would prove myself if I had to play another game. Dude, I feel like people are... I mean, I'm not saying overreacting, but this has happened once in the whatever year history of the NFL. It's a freak accident. It's like when you go on a roller coaster.
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at an actual amusement park, not a state fair. And it like breaks down, you know, like it never really happens. So like, why is your experience gonna be ruined? Like, what are the odds it happens twice? You know, I get that I get that. So for somebody who's not in his position, yeah, I'd be like, Oh, that vision is never gonna happen. But for him, dude, if I like his position, I think if this shit happens to me twice,
00:15:56
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then I'm the most unlucky person alive. Unless he had an underlying condition. I'll give you that. Yeah, either that or what if the first one makes him susceptible to another, you know? Well, he's lived through it once, why not twice? Yeah, but he almost became soupy.
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That's true. He was almost, he was almost Gordon Ramsey in the soup. That's good soup. But at least he got out of his Oxford coma. That's what they call it, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why in like elementary school, they would always be telling me that to remember to get in my Oxford coma, you know,
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Yeah, I heard it a few times in elementary school and I thought, you know, we're a little past taking naps, like that's kindergarten kind of stuff. Yeah, that's like a long nap. I'm like six. I've taken, I think, two Oxford Comas in my life. Two? Yeah. Wow. When? Just when I was like a growing boy, I slept for like 15 hours.
Humor about medical conditions
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That's pretty sweet.
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Yeah, parents said I was in a real coma. Turns out it was just the British version. Just the Oxford. Oxford? Is Oxford in Britain? Yeah. Is it in Britain or is it in Great Britain?
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Great. It's great. Okay. That's that's what I thought.
00:17:51
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Don't know. Yeah, I'm not. I'm still not sure. We'll just go with the great. I think that's good enough. Yeah, but yeah. It's kind of savage of him just to fucking in the middle of the game. He was like, we're probably not going to win this shit. And then boom, Oxford coma. And then they canceled it. They probably told him to do that shit. You think you can go on purpose? That's how rigged the NFL is, dude. They probably paid him to do that.
00:18:21
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Oh, dude, you're so right. Yeah. You're so right. It's like, um, it's like the dude, you know, the ref that was ringing that NBA games, it's like him.
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There was a ref that was rigging NBA games. Was he officiating all seven that we bet on last night? Yeah. Yeah, that was the one. That was it. No, no, no. He got arrested. He was like side betting on games and then on the games he was betting on, he was calling fouls to turn the momentum of the games so that he would win his bets.
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Well, that is, uh, not good. Kind of badass though. Yeah, it is. Don't you think that still happens today? I 100% do. I don't know. Like most leagues pay their refs well enough to where you don't see that happen.
Game rigging scandals
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No, but, um, like,
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It's not about that. It's about the prospect of what it could be. Explain, elaborate, poor favor. If you have the power to rig the game, then you can guarantee yourself crazy money. Yeah, but also,
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It's not even like refs do have a huge advantage to or not advantage a huge power in terms of momentum shift like look at the Broncos game on Sunday and and talk about that offensive PI There is clear Power in it But it is not guaranteed in the slightest
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and not guaranteed, but it is making it statistically more likely. It's giving them an advantage. That's turn gives you basically in the long run, evens out to net win. Yeah. And look at the reffing in, in the leagues today, they, they make calls and sometimes players don't even get touched.
00:20:58
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in their making calls, you know? Yeah, but that's also kind of the beauty of the challenge system. And so that first off, single game wise,
00:21:13
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There's you're able to challenge the officials. We have camera angles of everything. I'm sure if you wanted to, you could find an angle of someone's nutsack. And sure, there's that. And there's also these leagues monitor their referees. They see how many calls are being made, which ones are accurate, which ones aren't. And if they aren't accurate enough, they will get fired. But Jack, look at fucking.
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Tony Brothers and who's the guy that Chris Paul hates? Is Tony Brothers that black guy with the gray mustache? Yeah. Yeah, I know him. He's like the only rough I know. The one that Chris Paul never wins when he's roughing. Are you thinking about Tony's brother? Close.
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I can find that's ref Chris Paul Scott Foster with those two guys got foster. Are you kidding? They're regarded wait, that's his name top. Yeah Scott Foster, I'm pretty sure snip my peen at my brace like that's those are rabbi The fuck is a brace
00:22:36
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That's where they circumcise you. Why not just call it a circumcision? Because it's a religious ceremony, Luke. It's not just, oh, I'm gonna cut this guy's penis. That's what they did for me. Well, yeah, because it's not part of your religion. You guys just fucking stole it from us.
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Wait, do your friends and family come and like, you know, Yep. Watch the Brits. Yep. So like basically everybody's seeing your pee.
Circumcision and tradition humor
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Yeah, but that's, I mean, it's not much bigger now, but that's, that's before I born with a 12 inch hog. No, it wasn't 12. I think they,
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I remember my parents told me that the doctor, like his jaw dropped and he was like, holy shit. I've never seen something like this on a baby, but it's like some babies are born with like hair and teeth. And I was just born with a three quarters full size penis. Yeah. So like there just wasn't much room for growth later on. Well, there's room for a quarter more.
00:23:56
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Yeah, yeah, just not like it wasn't it was less growth. Yeah, I will tell you though it made picking out clothing as that when I was younger a lot harder.
00:24:08
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And I wore a lot of compression shorts because if I were wearing boxers, it kind of dangle out my shorts. Yeah. At the bottom. Yeah. This one, like the side of the leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the same honestly holds true today. I wear a lot of compression shorts because some, like I can't wear those really high up shorts because my peen will just stick out. Yeah. Oh, I feel you. Yeah.
00:24:38
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What high up shorts are you talking about? Um, without sounding insensitive, like ones that, uh, his name rhymes with back it would wear or Brandon. We should bleep that out. Oh yeah, we should. Hold on. Hold on. Let me, you're going to tell Jeff that's the wrong one.
00:25:11
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Uhh, shorts like peep would wear, or maybe peep. That was good. Nice on-the-fly tech skills. You know what that means. It's time to win a bet. Let's go!
00:25:37
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And the over is gonna hit. For what? For what? For what? Sorry, hold on. Retard!
00:26:07
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Oh, you were so confused. I thought you were talking about a real game. All right. Um, now it's up to us to decide who we want to call and give away this $10 Chili's gift card to, um, who do you think? Give it to Fogle, you know, uh, he's at work. Pick up.
00:26:35
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Actually, it's five. It's five. It's 506. Yeah, he's fine. He probably left it for 45. Okay, but we can't tell him. We can't tell him that the over hit. We can't tell him why we're giving him this gift card. Okay. Are you gonna put him on speaker? I'm checking right now to see if he's at work. If he doesn't get back to us in like five minutes, we're gonna give it to someone else.
00:27:06
Speaker
Okay. Fair. Who's the backup option? Uh, I'm thinking maybe Isaac. Okay. That sounds good. Yeah. And then we need an option number three and you can pick that. Let's do Gunders. Oh, great idea. Great idea. Should we just do that now? Like it's eight o'clock. Sure.
00:27:32
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Yeah. Fuck you, Fogle, if you're listening to this. Get rekt. Missed out. Who works? Okay, I'm gonna call. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm worried. Okay, here we go. Can you hear the phone? Yeah. There's no way that I get an answer here.
00:28:11
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The anticipation's killing me. Yeah, this might not answer. Been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Now just watch this thing. Oh, oh, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
00:28:40
Speaker
Wow. You just doxxed her and can't make the best message. Whoopsie. I said, clean out your mailbox. I wanted to leave a message. And then I said, hold the mail. Hold the mail? Yeah. I don't, I don't get it. Clean out your mailbox. Hold the mail.
00:29:11
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No, it's not clicking. Subtract mail? Subtract mail. Am I... Am I stupid? Clean out your box? Yeah, but mail box. Oh my god. And then hold the mail, but what's the mail? Okay, we're calling Fogle to tell him that he missed out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
00:29:38
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Wait, is he not the backup option now? No, we're giving it to someone else, because fuck people. Okay. If he doesn't answer... Hello? Hello? What's up? Hi, and welcome to Headed Weeeeast!
00:30:07
Speaker
Thank you for having me. Yeah, you're on air. I'm so excited. You're on air, and we were just calling to tell you that you missed out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We were gonna send you a $10 Chili's gift card, but you were too slow. It's not capped. You're gonna have to listen to this episode tomorrow. He's definitely not capped. Yeah, it's definitely not capped. If anyone's capping, he's capping.
00:30:36
Speaker
I've never seen more caps in my life. Okay, yeah, but we just wanted to tell you that you missed out and you just feel bad about yourself. Oh, well, I felt bad about myself before this phone call, so thanks. All right, great. Any message you want to give to the viewers? Yeah, I don't know why you guys listen to this show. All right, and that's David Fogel, everyone.
00:31:05
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That was, that was really rude of him. Yeah. I don't know. I think he disconnected or something before he could talk about how he was kidding and how he loves us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's totally what was going to happen. He, I mean, he's been a guest, so he has to. Yeah. So okay. I guess we can't give out this gift card anymore. That really sucks.
00:31:30
Speaker
Well, maybe we can give out a secret press press phrase. Yeah, we can. We can do that. Should we do that now or should we wait? We'll wait. We'll wait. All right. Keep them intrigued. Yeah. On to the next segment. That's really nice music.
00:31:57
Speaker
I don't know when it's stopped. Oh, oh, that's the volume. Okay. Okay. I can't get it to stop. Oh, there it is. Um, anywho.
00:32:12
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Our next segment. I wanted to talk about, because I know a lot of people are kind of worried. I wanted to talk about my new Twitter profile. Now it's not new, but it is different. New. No, it's the same handle. I just changed my name and I changed my profile pic and that's about it.
00:32:41
Speaker
I'm a little upset. Um, does that mean that you're not going to tweet normally? I will still be tweeting normally. Okay, good. Yeah. It's, but it is a change that I wanted to make cause it had been a while since I'd updated it. So I forgot an important question regarding that. Yeah, go for it. Have you showered in a year?
00:33:08
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I haven't showered in two years now actually. Two years. How does that make sense? Well, my last shower was 2021. Yeah. You made it through no shower 2022.
00:33:33
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Yeah, so what I what I like to do now is it's much more efficient actually. I sponge bath like they do in the hospital. But that counts as a shower. No, it doesn't. That definitely counts.
00:33:53
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You ask- You're cleaning yourself. Okay. I didn't say I haven't cleaned myself in a year. I said I'm showered. Fuck yourself. When's the last time you cleaned yourself? When did the abs win the cup? Was that like- January, February, March, April, May. I think it was like early July. I think early July was last time.
00:34:24
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Okay, so it's been a while. Yeah. And the only reason I did that is because some guy puked on me. So. Oh, fair, fair, fair. Yeah. I want to start a permit petition here. Okay. To change all of the November, like Movember and no nut November to no shower November.
Natural pheromones and relationships
00:34:50
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I kind of liked that. Yeah. You know,
00:34:56
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That's not as hard. We could all do that. Yeah, we could. And then you just like put on a lot of deodorant. No, not even that because, see, here's the reason I don't clean myself very often. The reason is, is that I saw this study that was done in Australia and they took, I think it was eight newlywed couples.
00:35:23
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No, it wasn't eight. It was way more than that. Sorry. It was like 50. They had like 50 newlywed couples and they had half of them use deodorant throughout their marriage. And they had the other half not use deodorant. Both sides couldn't use deodorant. And they found that the couples that didn't use deodorant
00:35:47
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We're actually happier and had more successful marriages than the former. Really? Yeah. Just like the stank, does it? Well, it's not the stank. It's your natural pheromones. Your partner should technically be attracted to that.
00:36:07
Speaker
And now it doesn't have to be like, I just got out of my hockey pads and I smell like, but like, you know, a little bit here and there goes a long way. Okay. But like, if you go play hockey and don't shower or sponge bath, clean yourself. Yep. You're going to be rank. And?
00:36:39
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That doesn't just go away. Yeah, but there's... But here's the thing, Luke, there's someone out there who's like, wow, that shit smells like fucking Papa John's pizza coming fresh out of the oven. Cheesy. Cheesy. Ew. Oh, ew. Why'd you have to say that? That's how it would smell. No, that just ruined it, Lucas. Exactly. Because I'm right.
00:37:09
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Yeah, maybe, who knows? Do you know what that means? No, I don't. Oh, that was the wrong one. You know what that means? It's time for our betting pick segment of the day week. Are you with me? Yeah.
Sports betting predictions
00:37:35
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Okay, so we're going into, today, if you're listening, should be January 6th, 2020. Luke, Happy New Year, actually. I forgot to tell you that. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Luke and I. Happy New Year to you.
00:37:51
Speaker
Luke and I made out at New Year's. Wow. And it wasn't a full make out, which was a little disappointing. Yeah, but close enough. And I actually didn't wish you a Happy New Year. So I just wanted to do that now. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I don't think I said it either. So Happy New Year. Yeah. Thanks. I really appreciate that.
00:38:18
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Uh, so did I tell madison happy new year? I don't know you might want to text her and tell her Okay, I will I'll do it right now Are you doing it i'm i'm trying to find uh Homer Okay, well she hasn't replied to me in 30 minutes so
00:38:49
Speaker
Well, I doubt you'll get a quick response. What'd you just say? Good luck. Oh, that's very, that's very kind of you. Oh, no. Okay. So, sorry, we got sidetracked. Hold on and do it again. Welcome to our sports betting picks of the day slash week, but mostly just day. Um,
00:39:18
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I go to NHL, Luke, you can do whatever you want. You have free reign. You could do basketball. You could do football. You could do football, whatever you want.
00:39:33
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The day is January six twenty twenty three there's a six game NHL slate tomorrow i would like to say that so far this year i am seven and three starting off pretty good even though i've somehow lost lost money.
00:39:51
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Anyway, I love the Capitals at home versus the Predators tomorrow. That's going to be an absolute slam. I don't like anything about the Panthers Red Wings game. I'd stay away from that. Lightning away on the road at the Jets. Lightning suck. I'm actually going to take the Jets at home.
00:40:19
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I'm gonna take the Black Hawks at home over the coyotes and I'm not fucking touching the shark stucks game. And that's all I got. So I'm really only taking caps over predators and Black Hawks over coyotes and jets over lightning. Those are my three picks. You heard it here first. From the Iceman, from the Frozone, from the... Honey, where's my super suit?
00:40:49
Speaker
That was like, uh, it was like a five. That's it. Four and a half. Whoa. Out of five. I mean, you just know four and a half out of 10. Oh. By far your best one today was the walk to Poland. I agree. It's kind of hard to top that.
00:41:14
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Well, that's like my favorite Disney line of all time. It's pretty good. Mine is, don't touch the butt. Oh yeah, that's a good one. He touched the butt. Or I'm gonna ink. He made me ink.
00:41:44
Speaker
Do you think that was like a joke for parents when we were kids? I have no idea because I still think of it in an innocent sense. I gotta rewatch that. But I think you're probably right. Yeah. Out of context though. I wouldn't look into it too much if I were you. They had to know what they were doing though. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Um,
00:42:14
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Well, the Nuggets are going to take it home tonight, that's for sure. Take me home. And then tomorrow we got Bulls Sixers. Sixers are going to take that. Pacers Trail Blazers. I'm going to go for the Pacers there.
00:42:34
Speaker
Nets, Pells, are the Pells playing today? They're not. Pells are taking that. Knicks, Raptors, gonna go for the Knicks there. Wizards, Thunder, going for Wizards. Bucks, Hornets, Bucks, are gonna poop on them. Pistons, Spurs, Spurs will take that. Timberwolves, Clippers, Clippers for sure. Cabs, Nuggets.
00:43:01
Speaker
I think we're going to lose that on a back to back. I'm going to go calves, their heat sons going to take the sons and then Hawks Lakers. Let's go for the lake show, even though I hate them. And that's it. Well, there you go. Those are, that's guaranteed money by the way.
00:43:26
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like, if we're going to throw these in the middle of our podcast, I feel like we should be like charging per listen. Because it's free money. Now you do have to wait and find it, which is a little extra work on the consumer end, but still, you know.
Podcast technical difficulties
00:43:47
Speaker
Oh, no, I just got the I just got the notification. It was really quick, though, to reconnect.
00:43:59
Speaker
We're fucked. We're just gonna do another 40-minute episode. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay, bye viewers. Wow, what a quick exit. I'm not sure if you can hear Luke right now, but he got disconnected. Something happened. Either way,
00:44:21
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Thank you everyone for tuning in to Headed Wiest and we will be here on a more regular basis now that the holidays have calmed down and that my grandma stopped calling. Okay, well, thanks for listening and this has been Headed Wiest. This is Headed Wiest production.
00:44:54
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We're just cracker cats. Shout out cracker cats. Retard.