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Mystery guest #23, Jack heads to Seattle, and Luke loves lamp!
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Awkward Beginnings and Apologies
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jfriedman17
a
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jfriedman17
doo-oooooo do do do it a do du do do do do do do do do do do
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jfriedman17
do do do
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Luke
waited you are
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jfriedman17
Oh, hey, man.
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jfriedman17
Glad you could show up.
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Luke
Dude, I texted you.
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jfriedman17
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Luke
I literally texted you.
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jfriedman17
I didn't see it.
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Luke
You should have checked your phone.
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jfriedman17
And hello, everyone, and welcome to Headed Wiest. Sorry we're starting at 30 seconds late today. Someone was taking a leak.
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Luke
Well, it it sounds like you knew what I was doing then because how would you know? You saw my text. You wouldn't know what I was doing unless you saw my text.
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jfriedman17
live studio audience member, just ratted you out.
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Luke
I'm sorry. Live studio audience.
Introducing the Live Studio Audience
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jfriedman17
live Oh yeah, sorry guys, we have a live studio audience today.
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Luke
Dang it.
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Luke
No, that's not that's not a sorry. This is because the podcast is growing and We have the resources to have an audience here, in and that should show how big we are, you know?
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jfriedman17
We're like, Oh, wait, I can't say that. We're like, uh, I'm just gonna, we're just gonna just rewind.
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Luke
What were you going to say?
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jfriedman17
what did it ah reboop And welcome to Headed Weest Podcast.
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Luke
you did
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Luke
we
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jfriedman17
Thanks for tuning in everyone. I hope your week is going as weest as possible. And, um, Yeah,
Technical Issues and Quality Drop
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Luke
Did you play the song?
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jfriedman17
dude.
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jfriedman17
It's just... No, I didn't.
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Luke
Jack.
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jfriedman17
What? What do you want from me, dude? I had two dogs in the house. You're taking a yes. What am I supposed to do?
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Luke
Where's our production quality? Our quality standards?
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jfriedman17
They've gone out the window, to be completely honest.
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Luke
Okay, fair enough. I mean, they weren't really there to begin with, but that's okay. That's okay.
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jfriedman17
they'rein They're in the other recording booth. That's where they are.
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Luke
Yeah, I for yeah.
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jfriedman17
I want my mic back, dude. Fuck.
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Luke
You're gonna get it, but I don't know why you haven't just like brought it to the new studio yet, but that's okay. I'm not blaming you.
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jfriedman17
I'd have to get like a fucking forklift if I want to transport it. It's fragile.
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Luke
Your make needs a forklift?
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jfriedman17
It's heavy. It's expensive.
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Luke
I don't know if fragile it's is the word to describe something that needs a forklift to be moved.
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jfriedman17
It's, ah it but that's, that's the complexity of moving that microphone. It takes so much because it's super heavy and it's
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Luke
but
Humorous Microphone Struggles
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jfriedman17
super fragile.
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Luke
Okay. It's like glass. It's like pure glass. It's it's fully glass.
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jfriedman17
Yes. Heavy glass.
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Luke
Mm hmm. I see there is heavy glass. That is a thing.
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jfriedman17
Yep. Yep. And, um,
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jfriedman17
You know what that means?
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Luke
I don't when it's this early, I don't know what it means.
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jfriedman17
yeah yeah It means it's time for a headed wheeze breakdown.
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Luke
Breakdown.
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jfriedman17
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
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Luke
o um
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Luke
Let me tell you.
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jfriedman17
Nope, I got Ramsey and Ryder barking, god damn it. No, i sorry, I didn't mean to do that, guys, it's okay.
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Luke
Can you give him the mic for an insider's opinion on the VOD?
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jfriedman17
I really can't, but they're just barking and stop now. God damn it, that's why I didn't sing the fucking song.
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Luke
Oh, I did hear.
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Luke
That's what they, so they bark because of that. Is it
Distractions from Barking Dogs
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Luke
that bad?
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jfriedman17
Yeah, no, it's that good.
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Luke
Oh, it's provocative.
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jfriedman17
The Headed Whis intro song is that good. They just start going fucking crazy.
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Luke
It gets the people going.
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jfriedman17
That's right.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Mm-hmm.
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Luke
Okay. Cool. You know, this is a special pod because we don't have a guest this week and it's been like, it's been,
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jfriedman17
We've had a lot of had a lot of guests recently.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
And oh my god, I'm going to kill this dog.
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Luke
I'm not going to lie to you, I kind of planned my segment this week with the idea that there was going to be a guest because last week I took up too much time, right, you know?
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jfriedman17
I'm gonna shoot this dog in the face.
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Luke
You can't even hear him in the pod. It's okay.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, but I can hear him and it's disrupting my mental flow. My my menstrul my menstrual flow, is that what it is?
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Luke
That's what it is. That's what it is.
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jfriedman17
My men, it's disrupting my menstrual flow. What am I supposed to do, man?
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Luke
Yeah, I, that's a good point. I don't know. I don't know if I can argue with that logic, but no, if you, if you just get your flow strong enough, it can't be impeded.
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jfriedman17
So I just, let let leave them outside and see what what happens. what
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jfriedman17
Superflow.
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Luke
Super flow, heavy flow.
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jfriedman17
Super, super flow, super.
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jfriedman17
Dude, I got the heaviest flow in the waste.
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Luke
Is that something to be proud of?
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jfriedman17
I don't know.
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Luke
And and also where is the weest? Is it just the whole US?
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jfriedman17
No, you don't even know what the waste is?
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Luke
Jack, the weest is an idea.
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jfriedman17
That's right.
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Luke
Okay.
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jfriedman17
So why'd do you ask where it is?
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Luke
Because I was thinking you were thinking geographically, you know.
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jfriedman17
No. It's in our universe.
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Luke
um
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Luke
Fair enough.
Debate on Listener Nicknames
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Luke
Fair enough.
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jfriedman17
Our multiverse.
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Luke
I should have known I apologize to all the loyal waste infections out there.
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jfriedman17
The weasty, the weasty boys.
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Luke
That's on me.
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jfriedman17
Oh, good one. Oh, I can't say that.
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Luke
The weasty boys.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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Luke
Should that be the secondary name for the loyal listeners?
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jfriedman17
know No, that's that's kind of gay.
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Luke
All two of them.
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jfriedman17
ah Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but it sounds a little gay.
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Luke
Right, right, right.
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jfriedman17
In and not a bad way though, just...
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Luke
Just, just, just drop it.
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jfriedman17
is Yeah, we're not getting...
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Luke
Not a political podcast.
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jfriedman17
And you know what that means. That means it's time for Jack's first segment of the day.
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Luke
Yeah?
Recognizing the Unsung Heroes
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jfriedman17
Are we ready for it or should...
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Luke
I'm ready.
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jfriedman17
Okay. um this This segment is brought to you by LinkedIn. Connecting you to employers and employers putting themselves inside of you. Here we go. This is this is jack this Jack's list. yeah We came up with a came up with some ah title for it last week. I can't remember what it was. um
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Luke
Did we?
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jfriedman17
I think so.
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Luke
Wait, I might have it in my notes.
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jfriedman17
This is my, okay.
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Luke
Let me check. Just just entertain the pod. Oh no, I only have my my name.
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jfriedman17
Oh, so, okay.
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Luke
Nevermind. Continue.
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jfriedman17
This is my segment where I talk about people who are undervalued in society and need more recognition.
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Luke
Mm-hmm.
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jfriedman17
So, Let's get going with Jack's list of people who should get more recognition than they do on a day-to-day basis. Here we go.
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jfriedman17
Oh, God, I feel like it is rare, fucking wild.
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Luke
You can tell it's an aspen because of the way yeah it it's pretty neat.
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jfriedman17
It is the way it is, that's right.
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jfriedman17
All right, here we go. I wanted to start by shouting out people who order quickly in front of you in line at any, anything, anything ever.
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Luke
Yeah, that's a good one.
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jfriedman17
Chipotle.
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Luke
i was I actually have a story for that too.
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jfriedman17
Oh, please, please.
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Luke
um We were in New York and getting ice cream. And if if you don't know, there's lines fucking everywhere in New York. Doesn't matter the time of day, or where you are, there's a line. And this lady
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jfriedman17
Like on the road, there there are lines on the roads too.
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Luke
Even in the road, there's lines on the roads. Those are very important lines too. You need those lines.
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jfriedman17
And those roads don't lead home. Sorry, continue.
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Luke
No, they lead to crack houses. But there was a lady and she asked for, I lost track after 15 samples.
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jfriedman17
And Chinatown.
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Luke
It could have gone up to 30. and And it was just like, it was like, people were telling her to just order, but she wouldn't. So she was, she was the exact fucking opposite of what?
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jfriedman17
did Did, oh, you must've been at Baskin Robbins, because they have like 32 flavors, is that it?
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Luke
No, no, it wasn't Basket. I'm not going to Basket Robbins in New York. I was some...
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jfriedman17
Are you kidding? I don't care where it is, Baskin Robbins fucking slaps, dude.
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Luke
I can't tell you the last time I went to Baskin Robbins.
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jfriedman17
I can, it was yesterday.
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Luke
No, it wasn't.
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jfriedman17
ah Last time I went.
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Luke
Oh, did you?
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jfriedman17
Yeah, I love a good Baskin Robbins.
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Luke
I don't believe you.
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jfriedman17
Next on my list it is... I'm trying to figure out how to phrase this. ah Next on my list is the people who cook the good bagels, all of them.
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jfriedman17
All of that kind of people.
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Luke
Oh, are you, are you, ah um, would you care to be ah slightly more specific?
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jfriedman17
no I'm going to leave it at that. The ones who make the good bagels and that eat lox and, uh, hall of French toast.
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Luke
and filter things Um, matzo ball soup, maybe.
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jfriedman17
Uh, yeah. um
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Luke
Um, what's that flatbread?
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jfriedman17
Brisket.
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Luke
Oh,
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jfriedman17
Oh, you're talking about, um, what is it called? Matza.
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Luke
Mata.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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Luke
Yep. Oh, Mata balls in is Mata just in a ball.
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jfriedman17
I'll put these mots of balls in your mouth. Ooh, got them. Yes.
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Luke
Nice.
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jfriedman17
Okay. Um, so the shout out, but sorry.
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Luke
Wait.
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Luke
No, nevermind.
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jfriedman17
Shout out to everyone who owns a console that's not a PS five.
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Luke
Oh, my God, dude, for fucking real, that one pisses me off. That one, they're so smug about it.
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jfriedman17
I know they really are.
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Luke
And they think you have the worst one when you have the better one.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm shouting everyone out who doesn't own a PS5.
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Luke
That's my favorite so far.
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jfriedman17
Okay. um People who give courtesy flushes.
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Luke
courtesy flushes, like like you flush once for the bulk and twice for the remainder.
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jfriedman17
That's right.
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Luke
Yeah. i I don't
Careers in Marketing and Jingles
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Luke
know anybody who doesn't do that. And if you don't do it, you might have an issue.
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jfriedman17
If you don't do it, stop listening right now.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Turn it off. Never listen to this podcast again, because I'll find you and I'll fucking fight you.
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Luke
On that note,
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jfriedman17
What?
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Luke
I would like to recognize the people that go in and don't give a shit about anybody else in the bathroom.
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jfriedman17
That takes balls. That takes matzo balls.
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Luke
It takes massive matzah balls.
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jfriedman17
That's right.
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Luke
Crazy.
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jfriedman17
oh Yeah, I respect it couldn't never be me but I respect it Yep, I'd like to shout out ah Fuck no, it's not shout out.
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Luke
Well, me neither. I'm too self-conscious.
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jfriedman17
I'd like to recognize The troops again and Finally my last person thing, my last group of people is I'd like to recognize everyone who does not drive a BMW. Thank you very much. Good night.
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Luke
Great segment you got something against BMWs Okay, fair that's fair I would agree with that no blinker
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jfriedman17
Now, just the people who drive them.
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jfriedman17
And that segment was brought to you by LinkedIn, connecting you to the world and the world connecting into you.
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Luke
Into you.
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jfriedman17
Yes. In like plug and socket into you.
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Luke
Great, ah great slogan.
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jfriedman17
Thanks. I've been thinking about joining, um, or switching my professional career path to marketing slash jingle making slash slogan creation. It's a niche market for sure, but I feel like there's room there.
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Luke
I think you could do it.
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jfriedman17
Yeah. Oh, yes, finally.
Creative Recording Habits
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jfriedman17
um i Everyone, I just want to make this apparent. I am recording this episode wearing shades and it is completely pitch black in my room right now.
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Luke
Why are you doing that?
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jfriedman17
Well, I've done it the last few weeks just to see if it would improve my Uh, what have we got my menstrual flow and it has, I think it has, but I've forgotten to mention that the last two weeks and I finally remembered. And now I just wanted to make light of that.
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Luke
So is this something you would recommend to people to increase increased their flow?
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jfriedman17
Um, if you, yeah, I think it's, it's that natural. I mean, those are the, probably the two things you could do. but
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Luke
Are we talking about the same thing here?
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jfriedman17
I think so.
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Luke
I don't... I don't know if, uh... I don't know if we are.
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jfriedman17
Do you know the word for these are two separate questions and I'm going to start with the first question and then I'm going to ask you the second question, but let me ask both and then try to answer both. Okay.
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Luke
Mm-hmm.
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jfriedman17
Question one, I'm holding something in my hand. What is it? Question two, what's the word?
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Luke
Oh my god.
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jfriedman17
What's the word for the box that you put the ring in when you ask someone to marry them?
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Luke
um Okay.
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jfriedman17
Is there a specific box?
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Luke
Okay.
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jfriedman17
does design I don't know.
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Luke
Are these two questions related to each other?
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jfriedman17
But do you, do you Do you know the word? is Does it have a specific word or is it just a the box?
The Ring Box Confusion
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Luke
I think it's the ring box.
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jfriedman17
Oh, the but it's not like deja vu. you know like ah so Like that word has a specific, a very specific you know like thing to it. you know Do you know what I'm trying to say? like this This box doesn't have a specific word just for this box.
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Luke
not
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Luke
This specific box that's in your hand right now.
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jfriedman17
The box that I was asking about.
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Luke
The one that's in your hand.
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jfriedman17
Dude, i I don't know what you're getting at right now. I want to know if this has a word or not.
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Luke
yeah let me on Jarvis what is what is the box that a ring is held in called wow they're just called ring boxes Jarvis knows I
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jfriedman17
ah
00:18:03
jfriedman17
Wow. Thank you for that. I'm sorry you had to cheat.
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Luke
just asked Jarvis
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jfriedman17
Wow. That's like, that's like asking, what's his face? Steve Harvey. He knows all the answers. He has them in his hand.
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Luke
yeah ah
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jfriedman17
Wait, I have a third question and then I'll let you, okay.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Question three. You like this suit player?
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Luke
Is that Steve Harvey?
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jfriedman17
You know what he buttons it's got? 50.
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Luke
That's not actually Steve Harvey. That is Keenan Thompson.
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jfriedman17
That's Kenan Thompson playing Steve Harvey.
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Luke
Mm-hmm pretty accurately Thank you Yeah questions one what is in your hand I'm gonna say it's a ring box Okay, then I'm gonna say it's your phone Okay, then I'm gonna say it's two matzo balls I
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jfriedman17
Yeah. Yeah, you did a good job.
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jfriedman17
Okay, now will you answer questions one and three?
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jfriedman17
False. False. Whoo. That, uh, which hand?
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Luke
Oh, God. Bright hand.
00:19:25
jfriedman17
That's right. Okay. Now what's in my left?
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Luke
Shit.
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jfriedman17
I think I'm holding my computer in my hand right now.
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Luke
Your computer.
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Luke
No, but it's on your computer.
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jfriedman17
No, it's holding something.
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Luke
A beer.
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jfriedman17
Close.
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Luke
A white cloth.
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jfriedman17
And show me a flavor?
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Luke
Peach.
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jfriedman17
Survey says?
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Luke
Peach. Fuck. What flavor?
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jfriedman17
How can I give you a hint to this flavor? um
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Luke
Is it lime?
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jfriedman17
come Cookout.
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Luke
Cook out, cook out. Watermelon.
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jfriedman17
Yep. Bang. Bingo. Yes. Nice.
00:20:18
Luke
Great hint. Those are fantastic.
00:20:19
jfriedman17
That was terrific.
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Luke
yeah
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Luke
OK, what was question two?
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jfriedman17
um What is the name of the box you put a ring in?
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Luke
Oh, Jarvis told us already.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, you cheated. And then question three.
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Luke
What was question three?
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jfriedman17
You like this soup, player?
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Luke
Yes.
00:20:43
jfriedman17
yeah Okay, wonderful. um And that's... but I think that's...
00:20:53
jfriedman17
Oh, you know what that sound means?
00:20:57
Luke
Is it time for Luke loves lamp?
Ranking Kids' Shows
00:20:59
jfriedman17
It's time for Luke Love's Lamp. Brought to you by...
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Luke
Let's go.
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Luke
Instagram.
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Luke
um We make you sad about yourself.
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jfriedman17
Is that the new, is that the new one?
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Luke
Yeah.
00:21:25
jfriedman17
Pretty, pretty on brand, I think that works.
00:21:28
Luke
I think so, I think it's accurate.
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jfriedman17
yeah I spent too much time on that app. And you're right. Every time I opened it up, I did just makes me want to cry. So yep.
00:21:36
Luke
Just bad.
00:21:39
Luke
Why is everybody in Europe?
00:21:42
jfriedman17
Oh, that's not what I'm. Fuck Europe.
00:21:45
Luke
Oh, why is everybody better looking than me?
00:21:48
jfriedman17
Uh, why is everybody
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jfriedman17
Smiling all the time Yep I believe
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Luke
That is a good question.
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Luke
um Okay, should i should I bring in the live audience for these two these two things? Because they could be third person.
00:22:13
jfriedman17
I mean, if you did it, so we had a guest and now we have live audience, I'd say we randomly select someone from the audience, bring them in as the guests for this segment.
Guest Segment: Instagram and Fun Facts
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jfriedman17
um
00:22:24
Luke
Okay, I'm randomly selecting somebody from the hundreds of people in the live audience right now.
00:22:30
jfriedman17
Hey, I'm putting up a random number generator right now.
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Luke
Yeah, okay.
00:22:35
jfriedman17
What was the total? The total was 146, right?
00:22:39
Luke
Yeah.
00:22:41
jfriedman17
All right. Uh, okay. Pick a number, random number between.
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Luke
Can I guess in the number?
00:22:47
jfriedman17
You may. I have it right here.
00:22:50
Luke
Okay, is it guest 69?
00:22:52
jfriedman17
Oh no, it wasn't.
00:22:54
Luke
oh Oh no way, guess number 23 is right here.
00:22:55
jfriedman17
Uh, yeah, we wish. This is guest number 23. Come on down. oh
00:23:04
jfriedman17
Guess number 23, welcome. Please introduce yourself to the pod and maybe say a fun fact about yourself and why you maybe hate Instagram.
00:23:19
Luke
Okay, guest number 23 is a very lovely lady and she is, ah what were the other things?
00:23:30
jfriedman17
A fun fact about yourself and why you also hate Instagram slash makes you sad.
00:23:35
Luke
look hold Guest number 23 is not really playing with the ad right now. They're only giving positive feedback on Instagram. So I think we should cut that, but we can give a fun fact.
00:23:54
jfriedman17
Hey Jeff, can you just cut that out at the end?
00:23:55
Luke
um
00:23:59
jfriedman17
Thanks.
00:24:00
Luke
um Okay. Yeah. The, the fun fact is that guest 23 can get first place in Mario Kart more than I can. And that's kind of, that makes me sad. there
00:24:13
jfriedman17
oh
00:24:18
Luke
Okay, are you ready, Jack?
00:24:23
jfriedman17
Hey, I'm ready um ready.
00:24:25
Luke
I didn't hear you.
00:24:29
jfriedman17
Are you ready kids?
00:24:31
Luke
That's what I was going for, but it's a little late now. um Okay.
00:24:36
jfriedman17
Oh, isn't a pineapple under the sea.
00:24:38
Luke
yeah
00:24:42
Luke
SpongeBob Squarepants.
00:24:45
jfriedman17
We don't have enough time for the whole thing.
00:24:47
Luke
And that's too many copyrights.
00:24:47
jfriedman17
um Let's go.
00:24:50
Luke
um All right, so for the blind ranking today, except Jack.
00:24:55
jfriedman17
Absorbent yellow and pours, is he? Oh, sorry. I- I- Yeah,
00:25:01
Luke
Come on, we don't have the money to pay for those rights.
00:25:08
Luke
Okay, ready?
00:25:10
jfriedman17
yeah I'm ready. I just- Yep, keep going.
00:25:12
Luke
but No, you've finished, just finish it out. Just finish it out.
00:25:16
jfriedman17
No, I'm not- I'm not gonna do it. I have restrained myself. We're good to go.
00:25:23
Luke
and Okay.
00:25:25
jfriedman17
all the cool nonsense be something you wish and jump on a deck and flop like a fish hey
00:25:26
Luke
Thank you. The live audience liked that one. um Okay, so.
00:25:34
Luke
i
00:25:39
Luke
are Are you ready? Or is like, you gonna keep going?
00:25:44
jfriedman17
i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready promotion
00:25:50
Luke
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let you go for like 30 seconds, okay?
00:25:55
jfriedman17
I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion The question for a pizza is
00:26:15
Luke
Okay.
00:26:19
jfriedman17
to put but yep and no and the but
00:26:24
Luke
really
00:26:26
jfriedman17
christ a happy east peter
00:26:35
jfriedman17
ah you
00:26:35
Luke
you yeah when you got My voice cracked a lot.
00:26:44
jfriedman17
I'm just happy the dogs aren't barking. Alright, continue!
00:26:49
Luke
Okay, ah today on on Luke Love's lamp, um we're gonna be blind ranking kids shows. I need to hide the list from the live audience here. um It's okay live audience, you don't need to blindfold yourself. um The first one we're gonna go with here though,
00:27:12
jfriedman17
Yes! That was right.
00:27:16
Luke
to first on The first one we're going to go with here is iCarly.
00:27:22
jfriedman17
iCarly what?
00:27:23
Luke
Well, you guys have to agree together on where you rank this between one through five and I have five shows here that I'm going to
00:27:26
jfriedman17
Right.
00:27:32
jfriedman17
Oh, we're doing, we're doing shows in general.
00:27:35
Luke
No, ah kids shows. What's the kind context? Kids shows, I'm giving you five kids shows. You have to agree i have to agree on a ranking between one through five, where one is the best, five's the worst, for each of these shows.
00:27:48
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:27:51
Luke
in ah You don't know what's coming next in the list. I don't know, that's stressful. Exactly. High stress situation.
00:28:00
jfriedman17
And you started off with iCarly.
00:28:03
Luke
Yep.
00:28:05
jfriedman17
I mean, I would have to just because we're blind ranking this, it's not the best, that's for sure.
00:28:10
Luke
Correct.
00:28:11
jfriedman17
It's not the worst. I would want to put it somewhere around three.
00:28:14
Luke
Oh, that's what I was going to say. That's OK. That's OK.
00:28:18
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:28:18
Luke
Goes for three. I agree with you.
00:28:20
jfriedman17
All right. We're putting her at three.
00:28:23
Luke
All right. um After that, we got Drake and Josh.
00:28:31
jfriedman17
Oh, dude.
00:28:32
Luke
But all the shit just came out about Drake and Josh. Ignore that. Ignore the shit.
00:28:35
jfriedman17
Yeah, you know, this is not a political, this is not a political podcast whatsoever.
00:28:36
Luke
We're really proud of you, Drake and Josh. Not a political podcast. Okay.
00:28:45
jfriedman17
I think it's better than iCarly.
00:28:49
Luke
I think Helen's up for it being better than iCarly.
00:28:50
jfriedman17
i
00:28:53
Luke
That's the only thing that it has going for it. That's the thing.
00:28:55
jfriedman17
And Crazy Steve.
00:28:57
Luke
Oh, and Crazy Steve, but he's also in iCarly though, but just as a different character. And Megan.
00:29:02
jfriedman17
Yeah, but the characters are completely different.
00:29:05
Luke
But Megan. And Drake, and Mindy, and Josh. Fuck Mindy. Yeah, fuck Mindy.
00:29:11
jfriedman17
Was Mindy was minddy a smoke though? Kind of.
00:29:14
Luke
Mindy was kind of attractive. But she was a nerd. So when you were little, you were like, oh, she's a nerd. Fuck her. Yeah, and she was into Josh. Yeah.
00:29:24
jfriedman17
She was a nerd, but she had a bad side to her.
00:29:25
Luke
But she was an attractive lady.
00:29:28
jfriedman17
We all knew it.
00:29:29
Luke
Mm-hmm. OK, so potentially a bye bye, Carly.
00:29:33
jfriedman17
I'd go two, I think two.
00:29:35
Luke
I feel like that's fair.
00:29:37
jfriedman17
Okay, if we're gonna go two.
00:29:37
Luke
I like that. All right. This is a big hitter right here, guys. SpongeBob. That has to be number one.
00:29:47
jfriedman17
Yep, number one, next please.
00:29:49
Luke
Thank you. Thank you. This is tough, though, guys, because we got big hitters for the rest of this list.
00:29:51
jfriedman17
Next, please. What are you gonna throw at us next, Phineas and Ferb?
00:29:59
Luke
that's No, no, but that is a fire show. I'm going to go with Avatar here. Oh, I can't speak on that one. The live-off, not seeing it.
00:30:09
jfriedman17
It's a good show. It's it it's it's good, but i in terms of kid shows, there's more iconic.
00:30:11
Luke
I've never seen it.
00:30:17
jfriedman17
i would I honestly put it last. I put it at five.
00:30:20
Luke
Oh, does that hurt your feelings? Mm-hmm.
00:30:24
jfriedman17
It does, but I know what's coming next is going to be better than Avatar.
00:30:27
Luke
Was it like the fairly odd things? I think you did well.
00:30:32
jfriedman17
I'm putting it at five.
00:30:33
Luke
ah the The last one. ah zoe one zero one and correct Is Here's the question.
00:30:36
jfriedman17
Oh yeah, absolutely. That's better than Avatar.
00:30:43
Luke
Is Zoey 101 better than iCarly and Drake and Josh? No.
00:30:48
jfriedman17
There's a it's that it's up in the air, but again, we just put them two three and four so you can't be that upset with that now Okay, sweet, but this is a blind ranking
00:30:55
Luke
I can't be that upset, but I think I would put in a true ranking, I'd put Zoey 101 above iCarly. Would you? Mm-hmm.
00:31:06
Luke
Well, yeah, I know but that's the thing like you're gonna get it wrong. So we have to we have to recognize know Where history went wrong so it doesn't repeat itself, you know Exactly exactly
00:31:18
jfriedman17
It's important to make sure that history doesn't repeat itself. That's right. For the matzo balls.
00:31:29
Luke
oh Oh, yeah. Good. Great point. Um, but it was, you guys did good. I'm, I, you know, I applaud you there. Um, but I guess we can from, from Luke loves them and we can go into Luke loves lists.
00:31:44
jfriedman17
Well, may I comment on Luke Love's lamp really quick?
00:31:44
Luke
Hey,
00:31:48
Luke
please.
00:31:49
jfriedman17
ah I found it a bit interesting, and I know they're all kids shows, but I did find it interesting that you did a mix of animated shows and non-animated, and I think that's unfair.
00:32:03
Luke
What, but they're all kid shows.
00:32:06
jfriedman17
Yeah, sure. Absolutely. But they're different. It's a different category in itself, I think. That's my personal opinion, and I'm allowed to have it. And if you won't let me out of my opinion, I'll fucking leave, dude. I swear to God, I'll fucking leave.
00:32:20
Luke
I'm with Jack. All right, okay, okay, okay. You should have the Fairly Odd Parents. Let's just, let's chill out here.
00:32:27
jfriedman17
And question came, pizza is the pizza for you and me.
00:32:29
Luke
I'm taking this. and It's constructive criticism. Stop singing SpongeBob.
00:32:35
jfriedman17
in And the Christian Grab Pizza is the...
00:32:43
Luke
ah
00:32:44
jfriedman17
You
00:32:47
Luke
if you Are you done?
00:32:47
jfriedman17
know what that means?
00:32:51
jfriedman17
It's time for Luke Love's Lists. Brought to you by...
00:32:51
Luke
Are you done?
00:32:58
Luke
I thought this was also sponsored by Instagram.
00:33:03
jfriedman17
Oh, is this the same? Oh, okay, my bad.
00:33:05
Luke
Yeah, this is a subsection of the main section. You know?
00:33:13
jfriedman17
yeah
00:33:15
Luke
Luke Love's List is under Luke Love's lamp.
00:33:20
Luke
Anyway. ah Okay, we're gonna get into a draft here so your live studio audience you're gonna have to draft a team here We all get five picks um Jack do you want to do the the draft order randomized
Drafting Favorite Mixed Drinks
00:33:39
Luke
or should I?
00:33:39
jfriedman17
Yeah I'll do it.
00:33:42
Luke
Okay um And for today's category We are going to draft ah Mixed drinks.
00:33:57
jfriedman17
How? a
00:34:02
jfriedman17
Okay, that- But what qualifies as a mixed drink?
00:34:07
Luke
A liquor plus anything.
00:34:11
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:34:14
Luke
Or should we just go with liquors? We could just do liquors.
00:34:19
jfriedman17
We could, well, I was just thinking like you could do like anything in a can. You could do any drink at a bar. You could do, also dude, it's in a glass.
00:34:29
Luke
No, we're talking about when you pour in a glass. Yeah, like like if you get it, it like you can get mixed drinks in a can, but like ah at the end of the day, those just come down to like a Jack and Coke, you know?
00:34:47
jfriedman17
Yeah, you're right.
00:34:52
Luke
So, ah okay.
00:34:53
jfriedman17
I have the order in front of me.
00:34:58
Luke
What was the order?
00:35:03
jfriedman17
You're going to get mad, dude.
00:35:05
Luke
Why? Because you gave yourself first again?
00:35:08
jfriedman17
I didn't give myself first. I generated it randomly and I got first.
00:35:13
Luke
Who's second?
00:35:17
jfriedman17
Not you.
00:35:19
Luke
I knew it. How did I know the order before?
00:35:21
jfriedman17
And that's why you're gonna be mad. I knew you were gonna say this, dude.
00:35:26
Luke
It's okay, it doesn't matter.
00:35:27
jfriedman17
Unbelievable.
00:35:28
Luke
I'm gonna win either way.
00:35:29
jfriedman17
It was random, I swear.
00:35:31
Luke
I'm gonna win either way, it doesn't matter.
00:35:35
jfriedman17
Alright.
00:35:37
Luke
um Okay, let me ah let me write this down so we can keep track here. Frito, puke, live studio audience.
00:35:52
jfriedman17
Ember number 23.
00:35:56
Luke
ah number twenty
00:36:00
Luke
All right, ah Jack, since you go first, I guess you go first.
00:36:08
jfriedman17
For mixed drink.
00:36:10
Luke
Mixed drink. It sounds like you're really not happy with this.
00:36:14
jfriedman17
No, I got it. I just need to clarify one more time.
00:36:17
Luke
I mean, I can change the set.
00:36:17
jfriedman17
Um, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. grab all of the college kids and and I'm just gonna leave it at that end. I'm gonna take the vodka Red Bull. So I'm gonna take, let's pick number one right there.
00:36:32
Luke
Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.
00:36:37
jfriedman17
That's a tip of the cap.
00:36:39
Luke
That's a heavy hitter. All right. Uh, live studio audience. Remember? I'm a vodka crayon kind of girl.
00:36:49
jfriedman17
Oh, that's a,
00:36:49
Luke
So you can choose that. Yeah. Okay. Your vodka crayoning vodka crayon is off the board. That's ah also a good classic pick for the ladies.
00:36:59
jfriedman17
Terrific. It's a terrific pic.
00:37:03
Luke
Um, those are, I mean, man, you know, I think after that, ah you have to just take what's left and go vodka soda.
00:37:15
jfriedman17
You're so basic, dude.
00:37:18
Luke
yeah come on Okay. I'm just going to like kill myself, you know?
00:37:23
jfriedman17
ah you so you're So you're sticking with that pic?
00:37:26
Luke
Yeah. I'm sticking with that. And because it's a snake here, I'm going to go with a good old rum and Coke.
00:37:33
jfriedman17
Fuck you. Fuck you.
00:37:37
Luke
Yeah, yeah, suck it. All right, studio audience, what's your second pick? Oh, I don't know. I said the one drink I drink.
00:37:52
Luke
Anything that has liquor plus something else. You stole my second one, though. You can do anything.
00:38:00
jfriedman17
she's gonna I think she's just gonna pick that one again. You're going to double up on the vodka crayon.
00:38:05
Luke
Well, five vodka crayons. I can double Double vodka crayon. I can double up.
00:38:15
Luke
You can't, though. I don't know.
00:38:17
jfriedman17
yeah yeah
00:38:19
Luke
You just have to, what what other mixed drinks do you think are popular?
00:38:27
Luke
Nothing?
00:38:28
jfriedman17
you go
00:38:28
Luke
All right, we might have to remove the live studio audience from the job.
00:38:33
jfriedman17
any liquor, any liquor, and then add soda to it.
00:38:38
Luke
ah keyan Tequila. Tequila soda.
00:38:40
jfriedman17
yes that That's a terrific pick. I was actually gonna take that, so.
00:38:44
Luke
I was I was actually thinking about taking that as well. So that is a disappointment.
00:38:49
jfriedman17
The sacrifices we make for our fans is, it goes above and beyond what people think, you know?
00:38:59
Luke
Yeah, it really does.
00:39:00
jfriedman17
It's, yeah.
00:39:02
Luke
We're a selfless host duo.
00:39:06
jfriedman17
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go a little outside the box here and I hope you're okay with that um For pick well, it's cuz I have back-to-back pics But I'm gonna take mimosa so I'm gonna do Take mimosa too Mm-hmm
00:39:12
Luke
I'm okay with it. Yeah, that's a that's a great pick. Yeah, what about three, bitch?
00:39:32
jfriedman17
Uh, three, I think I'm going to go with a wheezed infection.
00:39:41
Luke
Legitimately,
00:39:42
jfriedman17
Yeah, I'm taking it.
00:39:46
Luke
Have you have you actually tried one?
00:39:50
jfriedman17
Do I need to in order to support the pod?
00:39:54
Luke
I'm just saying, I don't know if this is going to be a winning pick with the crowd, but that's okay.
00:39:59
jfriedman17
That's okay, I do it for my- I do it for my family.
00:40:05
jfriedman17
Put the team on my- Put the team on my back!
00:40:05
Luke
Okay.
00:40:12
Luke
All right, live studio audience. What's your third pick?
00:40:19
Luke
mar The live studio audience picks margarita.
00:40:25
jfriedman17
Oh, okay, yeah, that works! Let's go! Woo!
00:40:29
Luke
That's a good pick.
00:40:29
jfriedman17
Margarita! Margarita!
00:40:32
Luke
um I think I'm going to pick a screwdriver.
00:40:37
jfriedman17
Mmm, good one.
00:40:39
Luke
And then after that, I think I'm going to pick a Moscow mule.
00:40:43
jfriedman17
Dude, that was really good. Those were good back-to-back picks.
00:40:47
Luke
Thank you. Thank you. We got value there in the late rounds. Uh, studio audiences primed and ready with their fourth.
00:40:55
jfriedman17
Bang!
00:40:57
Luke
Oh, I can't believe we thought of we didn't think about gin and tonic.
00:40:57
jfriedman17
bang
00:41:02
jfriedman17
That's a classic. It's a staple.
00:41:05
jfriedman17
Shout out staples.
00:41:05
Luke
Yeah, that's good.
00:41:06
Luke
Yeah.
00:41:09
jfriedman17
Is it my turn for four and five?
00:41:11
Luke
It is.
00:41:13
jfriedman17
um Okay. Number four, I'm gonna go with a transfusion.
00:41:21
Luke
Transfusion.
00:41:22
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:41:25
Luke
That's a good one. I like that.
00:41:29
jfriedman17
And then, For Cinco de Drinco, I think I will take... um I'm thinking of drinks. One moment, please.
00:41:47
jfriedman17
I'm going to take and an-fashioned...
00:41:54
Luke
Ooh, that's gonna get some, that's gonna get some hardcore whiskey fans for sure.
00:42:00
jfriedman17
And I just love to get old fashioned. um
00:42:04
Luke
It's a good pick, actually. That's actually, oh damn, I should have thought about that. That was like, ah you were gaming the system with that move, and I think that was a good pick.
00:42:13
jfriedman17
that i think it's gonna I think it's gonna pay off, honestly.
00:42:16
Luke
Yeah.
00:42:18
jfriedman17
So we'll see.
00:42:19
Luke
All right, live studio, this is your fifth and final pick.
00:42:26
Luke
ah She has to, she has to gauge the draft board right now. See what's off the board.
00:42:35
Luke
um Studio. I'm not good at this. Think of what you would order at a restaurant, perhaps per chance.
00:42:50
Luke
Uh, the studio might need some help.
00:42:55
jfriedman17
The studio should take a... Hmm. I mean, I was i was struggling myself.
00:43:04
Luke
can't
00:43:08
jfriedman17
Ooh, do a mojito.
00:43:10
Luke
oh Oh, that just gave me a great idea. Oh, thank you, Jack.
00:43:17
jfriedman17
Brego.
00:43:18
Luke
All right. For Puke's fifth and final pick, we're laying down a heavy hitter.
00:43:22
jfriedman17
Which was... Which was a cheat, by the way. Everyone just heard it. He just thought of it. He's cheating.
00:43:29
Luke
Well, I've been thinking. I hadn't thought until just then. It's okay. um I'm gonna go.
00:43:34
jfriedman17
You got to increase your flow, dude.
00:43:37
Luke
Yeah, I do. My flow is, the floodgates are closed. I need a i need to open up the gates. um I'm gonna go with a piรฑa colada. oh
00:43:48
jfriedman17
The penis glottum.
00:43:50
Luke
Yeah, penis colada.
00:43:54
jfriedman17
That's like my favorite summer drink, good penis colada.
00:43:57
Luke
Yeah, you you can down those penises in the summer for sure.
00:44:03
jfriedman17
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, dude?
00:44:06
Luke
For coladas, brother.
00:44:09
jfriedman17
You just said penis.
00:44:11
Luke
Coladas, penis coladas.
00:44:13
jfriedman17
What did you get? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Are you- ugh. Dude, you can't just say that. We have we have children who listen to this podcast.
00:44:27
Luke
Jack, you know that we have a T for teen rating on this podcast. And if you're not a teen and listening, it's not on us. That's on you.
00:44:38
jfriedman17
Yeah, but if you're like ah if you're like a teen and you're like 13,
00:44:38
Luke
and
00:44:43
jfriedman17
maybe you just introduced penis to someone dude i mean i can't believe you i can't believe you michael michael gibbs probably listens to this dude you gotta be careful about what you say i said bichael nibbs um
00:44:43
Luke
yeah Be real. do Be real.
00:44:54
Luke
Hey, stop with name dropping.
00:45:01
Luke
Be real, Jack. When you were 13, you knew the entire anatomy of a penis.
00:45:12
jfriedman17
I sure hope I did. It's on my body, dude.
00:45:18
Luke
Okay, you also knew the anatomy of boobs and vagina at that point too from videos you were probably watching.
00:45:25
jfriedman17
I had no idea what a vagina was until I turned 22.
00:45:29
Luke
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I know that's false.
00:45:38
jfriedman17
I thought it was just a butt.
00:45:42
jfriedman17
I thought it was that is a front butt.
00:45:42
Luke
Babies come from the butt. Pia is more than the balls.
00:45:52
Luke
Well, that must have been a shocker when you turned 22 then.
00:45:58
jfriedman17
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
00:46:03
Luke
Nice.
00:46:04
jfriedman17
And now I know what a vagina looks like too.
00:46:04
Luke
Good signal.
00:46:09
jfriedman17
What do you know about me? um
00:46:14
Luke
Okay, great draft, everybody.
Applauding the Audience
00:46:17
Luke
Studio audience, you can you can stay if you want. You don't have to. I don't know what you wanted.
00:46:24
jfriedman17
Hey, let's get a, if you're in the car listening to this, let's just give studio audience a round of applause.
00:46:30
Luke
Please, the studio audience performed admirably.
00:46:31
jfriedman17
and proud of belong um And I hope someone in the car next to you is looking at you and wondering why you're clapping.
00:46:41
Luke
Yeah, what he said.
00:46:47
Luke
um
00:46:48
jfriedman17
So let's round out the lists and then um we have a ah returning sponsor that we just got in contact with again that we really need to emphasize.
00:46:48
Luke
and
00:47:00
jfriedman17
So let's round out the list first.
00:47:02
Luke
Do we? Oh, we do. Yes. I was actually thinking about that this week.
00:47:10
jfriedman17
Are you gonna recap the list or no?
00:47:13
Luke
Oh, yeah. Okay. So for Frito, we have a vodka Red Bull ah mimosa, a waste infection, a transfusion in an old fashioned live studio audience member number 23 took vodka, grand tequila, soda, a margarita, a gin and tonic, and a mojito.
00:47:27
jfriedman17
good way
00:47:38
Luke
And puke took a vodka soda, a rum and coke, a screwdriver, a Moscow mule, and a piรฑa colada.
00:47:43
jfriedman17
Wonderful. wonderful
00:47:49
Luke
So I look forward to winning in the polls.
00:47:49
jfriedman17
And as
00:47:52
jfriedman17
As always, we'll be posting this, uh, on our Instagram at headed underscore waste. Um, we'll probably, we might put a pullout on, uh, the old, what is it called now? X X X X tube.
00:48:06
Luke
Next.
00:48:08
jfriedman17
Um, when we put a pullout on X tube, um,
00:48:09
Luke
x extract text and yeah
00:48:15
jfriedman17
So yeah, look out for it. Make sure to vote and make sure to comment why you voted for who and why Luke's list was so bad. So.
00:48:26
Luke
Yeah, it's not like we haven't had a hundred percent success rate in the polls this far.
00:48:32
jfriedman17
You voted for yourself twice last week. Get a fucking grid, dude.
00:48:36
Luke
You voted for yourself once last week, so.
00:48:36
jfriedman17
OK.
00:48:39
jfriedman17
No, we need silence for this. That is important.
00:48:44
jfriedman17
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00:49:12
Luke
Thank you, is a sandwich.
00:49:14
jfriedman17
Thank you. Shout out guys. Um, it's good to have you back on the ad read list. We missed you for a bit. Um, but it's good to have you back always.
00:49:25
Luke
Always.
00:49:27
Luke
um Does that bring us to your your final segment?
Bizarre News Story
00:49:33
jfriedman17
It does. We have, uh, not 10 minutes left, I think about approximately.
00:49:37
Luke
Mm-hmm.
00:49:39
jfriedman17
Um, and it's a new, it's a new segment, um, where I scour the internet, the depths of the internet. And I find the most interesting news story that I could possibly find. Um, and I presented to you and I did a lot of research this last a week, week and a half, I think it's been now. Um, and I'm really excited to present this to you. Um, so here we go. This segment on the Headed Weaves podcast is brought to you by...
00:50:12
jfriedman17
Oh, fuck. I thought I was gonna think of something. It's brought to you by... brought by That's what I meant.
00:50:19
Luke
No, you didn't think we just have had reads already.
00:50:22
jfriedman17
That's what I meant. I'm looking for the ad reading my phone.
00:50:25
Luke
Oh, yeah.
00:50:26
jfriedman17
It's brought to you by Pizza Hut. Our breadsticks are better frozen than they are warm. Pizza Hut.
00:50:35
Luke
That was so much slander to Pizza Hut for no reason.
00:50:35
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:50:40
jfriedman17
I just invested in them too. Um, anyway, dogs are fucking barking again, dude. Um, here we go. So I found this story, um, on X. Shut up dog. I found this story on X and it was actually fucking insane so I follow now I follow these weird Instagram or not Instagram accounts Twitter accounts and This one happened in Bozeman.
00:51:14
jfriedman17
Is it Montana? Is that where Bozeman is?
00:51:16
Luke
Montana what would know Mm
00:51:17
jfriedman17
Yeah um Oh, okay. Shout out web. This happened in Bozeman, Montana. So um this happened last year and I'm telling you, I've really did a lot of research last year in a rural community in Bozeman.
00:51:30
Luke
-hmm
00:51:32
jfriedman17
And what happened was there was this mom who decided that they didn't want to be a mom anymore. So there are two options you can take when that happens. The more logical option would be maybe put your kids in like a home. ah But this mom decided that she was now going to be a dad. So, switches to the dad side. She's now a dad. And then about a year after the transition, this dad starts falling in love with one of the kids.
00:52:13
jfriedman17
And so there's this whole like romance and in the in the trial, they went back and they read through like the texts the dad was sending and the kid was super into it too, all super weird. Turns out the guy, the woman who was then a guy who then had the relationship with the kid had um ah went on trial because people found out about this and was sentenced to a year and a half in prison. And if you're, she asks me, I think that's just a little, I don't think that's enough. That's your, first off, that's your own fucking kid. Second off, it's a minor. And third, a year and a half, that's it? Wild.
00:52:58
Luke
How did you fucking come across this story?
00:52:58
jfriedman17
ah
00:53:06
jfriedman17
I literally googled weirdest news stories of the past, like weirdest news stories. And then I started clicking through stuff and I found an account on Twitter that reports on weird news stories. And then I just started scrolling and I stopped at a random one and then this one came up.
00:53:27
Luke
That is, um... who ah I don't know if I have many words, you know?
00:53:41
jfriedman17
Yeah, I completely understand there's not much to say about it is except for that's fucking crazy This is the world we live in.
00:53:49
Luke
Absurd.
00:53:50
jfriedman17
This is the world we live in This is Wait what dish
00:53:53
Luke
Absurd. But we're here to bring you the cutting edge news that's that's on the the blade of the sharpest blade that cut the edge.
00:54:08
jfriedman17
Yeah, I think that's right. And the most up to date, even though that one was from a year and a half ago. Oh shit.
00:54:18
Luke
That is absurd.
00:54:20
jfriedman17
Yeah. But what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Um, so there you go. Um, I had a question to ask you actually while, while we have a few minutes here.
00:54:32
Luke
Yeah, of course.
00:54:38
Luke
Yep. Yeah.
00:54:40
jfriedman17
Oh, you wanted me to ask it. Are you ready?
00:54:43
Luke
I'm ready.
00:54:46
jfriedman17
What are you going to do when you're on your next trip to that one location that I'm not going to mention because you're going to be there and people might follow you and find you AKA Seattle.
Travel Plans and Flying Logistics
00:54:58
Luke
Whoa, Jack, you can't dock my location.
00:54:59
jfriedman17
Oh, sorry. Shit. But I didn't tell you. I didn't tell them when you're going.
00:55:05
Luke
True. True. Good point. Good point. I don't know, man, eat some food, attend some, some work stuff. You know, it's going to be pretty boring. And then, uh, Oh, I mean, I can't fly commercial these days.
00:55:16
jfriedman17
Are you taking them taking the the private or are you going to fly a commercial?
00:55:24
Luke
You know, I'm too, I i can't be caught in the public eye.
00:55:28
jfriedman17
Yeah, I understand it, dude. I mean, you and um all the WNBA, you got you guys need to start chartering flights.
00:55:40
Luke
Dude, it's like I'm Michael Jackson out here, you know, I can't be seen or else I'm gonna get mobbed in the public.
00:55:46
jfriedman17
You basically are Michael Jackson and I'm the little kid. Oh, nevermind. I am the bodyguard.
00:55:54
Luke
Whoa. Whoa. What was that? I don't...
00:56:09
Luke
Okay, wait, I have a question. When you do that, it doesn't show a little sound wave on your thing.
00:56:15
jfriedman17
No, it's not. That's because it's part of the recording interface.
00:56:20
Luke
Oh, okay.
00:56:21
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:56:22
Luke
Okay. um I have to really pee, so I'm gonna take the laptop.
00:56:28
jfriedman17
there's There's three minutes, dude.
00:56:31
Luke
Yeah, I can't wait.
00:56:32
jfriedman17
yeah no you We should finish this episode like we started it. You're gone. You piece of shit.
00:56:38
Luke
Dude, I texted you.
00:56:38
jfriedman17
Fuck you.
00:56:42
Luke
That's not on me.
00:56:44
jfriedman17
I'm looking right now.
00:56:46
Luke
I texted you before it started. I promise you this.
00:56:50
jfriedman17
I don't see it.
00:56:53
Luke
Because you're, you're, you're selective. You're being selective.
00:57:00
jfriedman17
Are you peeing right now on pod? Are you kidding me?
00:57:04
Luke
No. i I would never do that.
00:57:05
jfriedman17
there There are parents that listen to this shit, dude.
00:57:07
Luke
I'm a professional.
00:57:11
jfriedman17
Are you fucking kidding?
00:57:13
Luke
I'm a professional. I'm i'm frying chicken.
00:57:18
jfriedman17
This podcast is brought to you by laws, whiskey.
00:57:27
jfriedman17
How many laws can you break? Bang.
00:57:31
Luke
There ain't no laws when you're drinking laws.
00:57:34
jfriedman17
There ain't no laws when you're drinking laws. Shout out laws, whiskey, proud partner, repetitive waste since hopefully a few months in the future.
00:57:43
Luke
That's actually my favorite of our sponsors by far What is um Yeah, a lot of overhead and value
00:57:47
jfriedman17
did Ditto. Ditto. I like them so much, we had to boycott them until they, you know, until they started helping us out. I mean, this pot ain't free, you know what I'm saying? Like, we we put in a lot of money and time into this. Opportunity, upper opportunity cost is literally, it skyrockets every day, so.
00:58:09
Luke
Yeah, you're you're pulling out all the economic terms because you're the economist. And I'm just here as the entertainment.
Episode Wrap-Up and Gratitude
00:58:20
Luke
So I don't get fined. um I do preferably nude in the nude.
00:58:23
jfriedman17
Do you dance as well, or no?
00:58:30
jfriedman17
Um, how much extra is that?
00:58:33
Luke
Only only about a quarter.
00:58:36
jfriedman17
Okay. um
00:58:38
Luke
but Actually, it depends on the audience. For you, no charge. I'm winking if you couldn't tell.
00:58:43
jfriedman17
Um... Alright! Uh... Yeah, that's terrific. That's wonderful news. um Great. josh So we're in the last minute now. Do you want to say goodbye?
00:58:59
Luke
Yeah, do you think, um before I say goodbye, do you think that the listeners are just kind of like, waiting for us to wrap up at this point in the podcast and they're like like crap or get off the pot. like like just Just wrap it up. Or do you think they're actually involved?
00:59:15
jfriedman17
I think the listeners, I think the listeners are like, Hey, wrap it up, if you know what I'm saying. Wrap it up, get a room, boys. ah Yeah, because we always wrap it up on this podcast.
00:59:23
Luke
Oh, smart. That's right. We're about safely here. um Anyway, thanks for tuning in this week. This has been a very special podcast with just Jack and I no guests Hopefully next week. We'll have a really special guest for you But every now and then you're gonna get us because we're charismatic and that's what you want
00:59:49
jfriedman17
Okay, Luke only only gave 10 seconds to say goodbye. ah Thanks for tuning in ahead of week. You guys are amazing. We love you. Thanks for tuning in every week. We're rolling out in OnlyFans next week. Yeah, see you later. Bye.