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Luke: waited you are
jfriedman17: Oh, hey, man.
jfriedman17: Glad you could show up.
Luke: Dude, I texted you.
jfriedman17: Are you fucking kidding me?
Luke: I literally texted you.
jfriedman17: I didn't see it.
Luke: You should have checked your phone.
jfriedman17: And hello, everyone, and welcome to Headed Wiest. Sorry we're starting at 30 seconds late today. Someone was taking a leak.
Luke: Well, it it sounds like you knew what I was doing then because how would you know? You saw my text. You wouldn't know what I was doing unless you saw my text.
jfriedman17: live studio audience member, just ratted you out.
Luke: I'm sorry. Live studio audience.
jfriedman17: live Oh yeah, sorry guys, we have a live studio audience today.
Luke: Dang it.
Luke: No, that's not that's not a sorry. This is because the podcast is growing and We have the resources to have an audience here, in and that should show how big we are, you know?
jfriedman17: We're like, Oh, wait, I can't say that. We're like, uh, I'm just gonna, we're just gonna just rewind.
Luke: What were you going to say?
jfriedman17: what did it ah reboop And welcome to Headed Weest Podcast.
Luke: you did
Luke: we
jfriedman17: Thanks for tuning in everyone. I hope your week is going as weest as possible. And, um, Yeah, dude.
Luke: Did you play the song?
jfriedman17: It's just... No, I didn't.
Luke: Jack.
jfriedman17: What? What do you want from me, dude? I had two dogs in the house. You're taking a yes. What am I supposed to do?
Luke: Where's our production quality? Our quality standards?
jfriedman17: They've gone out the window, to be completely honest.
Luke: Okay, fair enough. I mean, they weren't really there to begin with, but that's okay. That's okay.
jfriedman17: they'rein They're in the other recording booth. That's where they are.
Luke: Yeah, I for yeah.
jfriedman17: I want my mic back, dude. Fuck.
Luke: You're gonna get it, but I don't know why you haven't just like brought it to the new studio yet, but that's okay. I'm not blaming you.
jfriedman17: I'd have to get like a fucking forklift if I want to transport it. It's fragile.
Luke: Your make needs a forklift?
jfriedman17: It's heavy. It's expensive.
Luke: I don't know if fragile it's is the word to describe something that needs a forklift to be moved.
jfriedman17: It's, ah it but that's, that's the complexity of moving that microphone. It takes so much because it's super heavy and it's super fragile.
Luke: but
Luke: Okay. It's like glass. It's like pure glass. It's it's fully glass.
jfriedman17: Yes. Heavy glass.
Luke: Mm hmm. I see there is heavy glass. That is a thing.
jfriedman17: Yep. Yep. And, um,
jfriedman17: You know what that means?
Luke: I don't when it's this early, I don't know what it means.
jfriedman17: yeah yeah It means it's time for a headed wheeze breakdown.
Luke: Breakdown.
jfriedman17: Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Luke: o um
Luke: Let me tell you.
jfriedman17: Nope, I got Ramsey and Ryder barking, god damn it. No, i sorry, I didn't mean to do that, guys, it's okay.
Luke: Can you give him the mic for an insider's opinion on the VOD?
jfriedman17: I really can't, but they're just barking and stop now. God damn it, that's why I didn't sing the fucking song.
Luke: Oh, I did hear.
Luke: That's what they, so they bark because of that. Is it that bad?
jfriedman17: Yeah, no, it's that good.
Luke: Oh, it's provocative.
jfriedman17: The Headed Whis intro song is that good. They just start going fucking crazy.
Luke: It gets the people going.
jfriedman17: That's right.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Mm -hmm.
Luke: Okay. Cool. You know, this is a special pod because we don't have a guest this week and it's been like, it's been,
jfriedman17: We've had a lot of had a lot of guests recently.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: And oh my god, I'm going to kill this dog.
Luke: I'm not going to lie to you, I kind of planned my segment this week with the idea that there was going to be a guest because last week I took up too much time, right, you know?
jfriedman17: I'm gonna shoot this dog in the face.
Luke: You can't even hear him in the pod. It's okay.
jfriedman17: Yeah, but I can hear him and it's disrupting my mental flow. My my menstrul my menstrual flow, is that what it is?
Luke: That's what it is. That's what it is.
jfriedman17: My men, it's disrupting my menstrual flow. What am I supposed to do, man?
Luke: Yeah, I, that's a good point. I don't know. I don't know if I can argue with that logic, but no, if you, if you just get your flow strong enough, it can't be impeded.
jfriedman17: So I just, let let leave them outside and see what what happens. what
jfriedman17: Superflow.
Luke: Super flow, heavy flow.
jfriedman17: Super, super flow, super.
jfriedman17: Dude, I got the heaviest flow in the waste.
Luke: Is that something to be proud of?
jfriedman17: I don't know.
Luke: And and also where is the weest? Is it just the whole US?
jfriedman17: No, you don't even know what the waste is?
Luke: Jack, the weest is an idea.
jfriedman17: That's right.
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: So why'd do you ask where it is?
Luke: Because I was thinking you were thinking geographically, you know.
jfriedman17: No. It's in our universe.
Luke: um
Luke: Fair enough. Fair enough.
jfriedman17: Our multiverse.
Luke: I should have known I apologize to all the loyal waste infections out there.
jfriedman17: The weasty, the weasty boys.
Luke: That's on me.
jfriedman17: Oh, good one. Oh, I can't say that.
Luke: The weasty boys.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Luke: Should that be the secondary name for the loyal listeners?
jfriedman17: know No, that's that's kind of gay.
Luke: All two of them.
jfriedman17: ah Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but it sounds a little gay.
Luke: Right, right, right.
jfriedman17: In and not a bad way though, just...
Luke: Just, just, just drop it.
jfriedman17: is Yeah, we're not getting...
Luke: Not a political podcast.
jfriedman17: And you know what that means. That means it's time for Jack's first segment of the day.
Luke: Yeah?
jfriedman17: Are we ready for it or should...
Luke: I'm ready.
jfriedman17: Okay. um this This segment is brought to you by LinkedIn. Connecting you to employers and employers putting themselves inside of you. Here we go. This is this is jack this Jack's list. yeah We came up with a came up with some ah title for it last week. I can't remember what it was. um
Luke: Did we?
jfriedman17: I think so.
Luke: Wait, I might have it in my notes.
jfriedman17: This is my, okay.
Luke: Let me check. Just just entertain the pod. Oh no, I only have my my name.
jfriedman17: Oh, so, okay.
Luke: Nevermind. Continue.
jfriedman17: This is my segment where I talk about people who are undervalued in society and need more recognition.
Luke: Mm -hmm.
jfriedman17: So, Let's get going with Jack's list of people who should get more recognition than they do on a day -to -day basis. Here we go.
jfriedman17: Oh, God, I feel like it is rare, fucking wild.
Luke: You can tell it's an aspen because of the way yeah it it's pretty neat.
jfriedman17: It is the way it is, that's right.
jfriedman17: All right, here we go. I wanted to start by shouting out people who order quickly in front of you in line at any, anything, anything ever.
Luke: Yeah, that's a good one.
jfriedman17: Chipotle.
Luke: i was I actually have a story for that too.
jfriedman17: Oh, please, please.
Luke: um We were in New York and getting ice cream. And if if you don't know, there's lines fucking everywhere in New York. Doesn't matter the time of day, or where you are, there's a line. And this lady
jfriedman17: Like on the road, there there are lines on the roads too.
Luke: Even in the road, there's lines on the roads. Those are very important lines too. You need those lines.
jfriedman17: And those roads don't lead home. Sorry, continue.
Luke: No, they lead to crack houses. But there was a lady and she asked for, I lost track after 15 samples.
jfriedman17: And Chinatown.
Luke: It could have gone up to 30. and And it was just like, it was like, people were telling her to just order, but she wouldn't. So she was, she was the exact fucking opposite of what?
jfriedman17: did Did, oh, you must've been at Baskin Robbins, because they have like 32 flavors, is that it?
Luke: No, no, it wasn't Basket. I'm not going to Basket Robbins in New York. I was some...
jfriedman17: Are you kidding? I don't care where it is, Baskin Robbins fucking slaps, dude.
Luke: I can't tell you the last time I went to Baskin Robbins.
jfriedman17: I can, it was yesterday.
Luke: No, it wasn't.
jfriedman17: ah Last time I went.
Luke: Oh, did you?
jfriedman17: Yeah, I love a good Baskin Robbins.
Luke: I don't believe you.
jfriedman17: Next on my list it is... I'm trying to figure out how to phrase this. ah Next on my list is the people who cook the good bagels, all of them.
Luke: Oh, are you, are you, ah um, would you care to be ah slightly more specific?
jfriedman17: All of that kind of people.
jfriedman17: no I'm going to leave it at that. The ones who make the good bagels and that eat lox and, uh, hall of French toast.
Luke: and filter things Um, matzo ball soup, maybe.
jfriedman17: Uh, yeah. um
Luke: Um, what's that flatbread?
jfriedman17: Brisket.
Luke: Oh,
jfriedman17: Oh, you're talking about, um, what is it called? Matza.
Luke: Mata.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Luke: Yep. Oh, Mata balls in is Mata just in a ball.
jfriedman17: I'll put these mots of balls in your mouth. Ooh, got them. Yes.
Luke: Nice.
jfriedman17: Okay. Um, so the shout out, but sorry.
Luke: Wait.
Luke: No, nevermind.
jfriedman17: Shout out to everyone who owns a console that's not a PS five.
Luke: Oh, my God, dude, for fucking real, that one pisses me off. That one, they're so smug about it.
jfriedman17: I know they really are.
Luke: And they think you have the worst one when you have the better one.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm shouting everyone out who doesn't own a PS5.
Luke: That's my favorite so far.
jfriedman17: Okay. um People who give courtesy flushes.
Luke: courtesy flushes, like like you flush once for the bulk and twice for the remainder.
jfriedman17: That's right.
Luke: Yeah. i I don't know anybody who doesn't do that. And if you don't do it, you might have an issue.
jfriedman17: If you don't do it, stop listening right now.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Turn it off. Never listen to this podcast again, because I'll find you and I'll fucking fight you.
Luke: On that note,
jfriedman17: What?
Luke: I would like to recognize the people that go in and don't give a shit about anybody else in the bathroom.
jfriedman17: That takes balls. That takes matzo balls.
Luke: It takes massive matzah balls.
jfriedman17: That's right.
Luke: Crazy.
jfriedman17: oh Yeah, I respect it couldn't never be me but I respect it Yep, I'd like to shout out ah Fuck no, it's not shout out.
Luke: Well, me neither. I'm too self -conscious.
jfriedman17: I'd like to recognize The troops again and Finally my last person thing, my last group of people is I'd like to recognize everyone who does not drive a BMW. Thank you very much. Good night.
Luke: Great segment you got something against BMWs Okay, fair that's fair I would agree with that no blinker
jfriedman17: Now, just the people who drive them.
jfriedman17: And that segment was brought to you by LinkedIn, connecting you to the world and the world connecting into you.
Luke: Into you.
jfriedman17: Yes. In like plug and socket into you.
Luke: Great, ah great slogan.
jfriedman17: Thanks. I've been thinking about joining, um, or switching my professional career path to marketing slash jingle making slash slogan creation. It's a niche market for sure, but I feel like there's room there.
Luke: I think you could do it.
jfriedman17: Yeah. Oh, yes, finally. um i Everyone, I just want to make this apparent. I am recording this episode wearing shades and it is completely pitch black in my room right now.
Luke: Why are you doing that?
jfriedman17: Well, I've done it the last few weeks just to see if it would improve my Uh, what have we got my menstrual flow and it has, I think it has, but I've forgotten to mention that the last two weeks and I finally remembered. And now I just wanted to make light of that.
Luke: So is this something you would recommend to people to increase increased their flow?
jfriedman17: Um, if you, yeah, I think it's, it's that natural. I mean, those are the, probably the two things you could do. but
Luke: Are we talking about the same thing here?
jfriedman17: I think so.
Luke: I don't... I don't know if, uh... I don't know if we are.
jfriedman17: Do you know the word for these are two separate questions and I'm going to start with the first question and then I'm going to ask you the second question, but let me ask both and then try to answer both. Okay.
Luke: Mm -hmm.
jfriedman17: Question one, I'm holding something in my hand. What is it? Question two, what's the word?
Luke: Oh my god.
jfriedman17: What's the word for the box that you put the ring in when you ask someone to marry them?
Luke: um Okay.
jfriedman17: Is there a specific box?
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: does design I don't know.
Luke: Are these two questions related to each other?
jfriedman17: But do you, do you Do you know the word? is Does it have a specific word or is it just a the box?
Luke: I think it's the ring box.
jfriedman17: Oh, the but it's not like deja vu. you know like ah so Like that word has a specific, a very specific you know like thing to it. you know Do you know what I'm trying to say? like this This box doesn't have a specific word just for this box.
Luke: not
Luke: This specific box that's in your hand right now.
jfriedman17: The box that I was asking about.
Luke: The one that's in your hand.
jfriedman17: Dude, i I don't know what you're getting at right now. I want to know if this has a word or not.
Luke: yeah let me on Jarvis what is what is the box that a ring is held in called wow they're just called ring boxes Jarvis knows I
jfriedman17: ah
jfriedman17: Wow. Thank you for that. I'm sorry you had to cheat.
Luke: just asked Jarvis
jfriedman17: Wow. That's like, that's like asking, what's his face? Steve Harvey. He knows all the answers. He has them in his hand.
Luke: yeah ah
jfriedman17: Wait, I have a third question and then I'll let you, okay.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Question three. You like this suit player?
Luke: Is that Steve Harvey?
jfriedman17: You know what he buttons it's got? 50.
Luke: That's not actually Steve Harvey. That is Keenan Thompson.
jfriedman17: That's Kenan Thompson playing Steve Harvey.
Luke: Mm -hmm pretty accurately Thank you Yeah questions one what is in your hand I'm gonna say it's a ring box Okay, then I'm gonna say it's your phone Okay, then I'm gonna say it's two matzo balls I
jfriedman17: Yeah. Yeah, you did a good job.
jfriedman17: Okay, now will you answer questions one and three?
jfriedman17: False. False. Whoo. That, uh, which hand?
Luke: Oh, God. Bright hand.
jfriedman17: That's right. Okay. Now what's in my left?
Luke: Shit.
jfriedman17: I think I'm holding my computer in my hand right now.
Luke: Your computer.
Luke: No, but it's on your computer.
jfriedman17: No, it's holding something.
Luke: A beer.
jfriedman17: Close.
Luke: A white cloth.
jfriedman17: And show me a flavor?
Luke: Peach.
jfriedman17: Survey says?
Luke: Peach. Fuck. What flavor?
jfriedman17: How can I give you a hint to this flavor? um
Luke: Is it lime?
jfriedman17: come Cookout.
Luke: Cook out, cook out. Watermelon.
jfriedman17: Yep. Bang. Bingo. Yes. Nice.
Luke: Great hint. Those are fantastic.
jfriedman17: That was terrific.
Luke: yeah
Luke: OK, what was question two?
jfriedman17: um What is the name of the box you put a ring in?
Luke: Oh, Jarvis told us already.
jfriedman17: Yeah, you cheated. And then question three.
Luke: What was question three?
jfriedman17: You like this soup, player?
Luke: Yes.
jfriedman17: yeah Okay, wonderful. um And that's... but I think that's...
jfriedman17: Oh, you know what that sound means?
Luke: Is it time for Luke loves lamp?
jfriedman17: It's time for Luke Love's Lamp. Brought to you by...
Luke: Let's go.
Luke: Instagram.
Luke: um We make you sad about yourself.
jfriedman17: Is that the new, is that the new one?
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Pretty, pretty on brand, I think that works.
Luke: I think so, I think it's accurate.
jfriedman17: yeah I spent too much time on that app. And you're right. Every time I opened it up, I did just makes me want to cry. So yep.
Luke: Just bad.
Luke: Why is everybody in Europe?
jfriedman17: Oh, that's not what I'm. Fuck Europe.
Luke: Oh, why is everybody better looking than me?
jfriedman17: Uh, why is everybody
jfriedman17: Smiling all the time Yep I believe
Luke: That is a good question.
Luke: um Okay, should i should I bring in the live audience for these two these two things? Because they could be third person.
jfriedman17: I mean, if you did it, so we had a guest and now we have live audience, I'd say we randomly select someone from the audience, bring them in as the guests for this segment. um
Luke: Okay, I'm randomly selecting somebody from the hundreds of people in the live audience right now.
jfriedman17: Hey, I'm putting up a random number generator right now.
Luke: Yeah, okay.
jfriedman17: What was the total? The total was 146, right?
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: All right. Uh, okay. Pick a number, random number between.
Luke: Can I guess in the number?
jfriedman17: You may. I have it right here.
Luke: Okay, is it guest 69?
jfriedman17: Oh no, it wasn't.
Luke: oh Oh no way, guess number 23 is right here.
jfriedman17: Uh, yeah, we wish. This is guest number 23. Come on down. oh
jfriedman17: Guess number 23, welcome. Please introduce yourself to the pod and maybe say a fun fact about yourself and why you maybe hate Instagram.
Luke: Okay, guest number 23 is a very lovely lady and she is, ah what were the other things?
jfriedman17: A fun fact about yourself and why you also hate Instagram slash makes you sad.
Luke: look hold Guest number 23 is not really playing with the ad right now. They're only giving positive feedback on Instagram. So I think we should cut that, but we can give a fun fact.
jfriedman17: Hey Jeff, can you just cut that out at the end?
Luke: um
jfriedman17: Thanks.
Luke: um Okay. Yeah. The, the fun fact is that guest 23 can get first place in Mario Kart more than I can. And that's kind of, that makes me sad. there
jfriedman17: oh
Luke: Okay, are you ready, Jack?
jfriedman17: Hey, I'm ready um ready.
Luke: I didn't hear you.
jfriedman17: Are you ready kids?
Luke: That's what I was going for, but it's a little late now. um Okay.
jfriedman17: Oh, isn't a pineapple under the sea.
Luke: yeah
Luke: SpongeBob Squarepants.
jfriedman17: We don't have enough time for the whole thing.
Luke: And that's too many copyrights.
jfriedman17: um Let's go.
Luke: um All right, so for the blind ranking today, except Jack.
jfriedman17: Absorbent yellow and pours, is he? Oh, sorry. I - I - Yeah,
Luke: Come on, we don't have the money to pay for those rights.
Luke: Okay, ready?
jfriedman17: yeah I'm ready. I just - Yep, keep going.
Luke: but No, you've finished, just finish it out. Just finish it out.
jfriedman17: No, I'm not - I'm not gonna do it. I have restrained myself. We're good to go.
Luke: and Okay.
jfriedman17: all the cool nonsense be something you wish and jump on a deck and flop like a fish hey
Luke: Thank you. The live audience liked that one. um Okay, so.
Luke: i
Luke: are Are you ready? Or is like, you gonna keep going?
jfriedman17: i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready promotion
Luke: I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let you go for like 30 seconds, okay?
jfriedman17: I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion The question for a pizza is
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: to put but yep and no and the but
Luke: really
jfriedman17: christ a happy east peter
jfriedman17: ah you
Luke: you yeah when you got My voice cracked a lot.
jfriedman17: I'm just happy the dogs aren't barking. Alright, continue!
Luke: Okay, ah today on on Luke Love's lamp, um we're gonna be blind ranking kids shows. I need to hide the list from the live audience here. um It's okay live audience, you don't need to blindfold yourself. um The first one we're gonna go with here though,
jfriedman17: Yes! That was right.
Luke: to first on The first one we're going to go with here is iCarly.
jfriedman17: iCarly what?
Luke: Well, you guys have to agree together on where you rank this between one through five and I have five shows here that I'm going to
jfriedman17: Right.
jfriedman17: Oh, we're doing, we're doing shows in general.
Luke: No, ah kids shows. What's the kind context? Kids shows, I'm giving you five kids shows. You have to agree i have to agree on a ranking between one through five, where one is the best, five's the worst, for each of these shows.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Luke: in ah You don't know what's coming next in the list. I don't know, that's stressful. Exactly. High stress situation.
jfriedman17: And you started off with iCarly.
Luke: Yep.
jfriedman17: I mean, I would have to just because we're blind ranking this, it's not the best, that's for sure.
Luke: Correct.
jfriedman17: It's not the worst. I would want to put it somewhere around three.
Luke: Oh, that's what I was going to say. That's OK. That's OK.
jfriedman17: Yep.
Luke: Goes for three. I agree with you.
jfriedman17: All right. We're putting her at three.
Luke: All right. um After that, we got Drake and Josh.
jfriedman17: Oh, dude.
Luke: But all the shit just came out about Drake and Josh. Ignore that. Ignore the shit.
jfriedman17: Yeah, you know, this is not a political, this is not a political podcast whatsoever.
Luke: We're really proud of you, Drake and Josh. Not a political podcast. Okay.
jfriedman17: I think it's better than iCarly.
Luke: I think Helen's up for it being better than iCarly.
jfriedman17: i
Luke: That's the only thing that it has going for it. That's the thing.
jfriedman17: And Crazy Steve.
Luke: Oh, and Crazy Steve, but he's also in iCarly though, but just as a different character. And Megan.
jfriedman17: Yeah, but the characters are completely different.
Luke: But Megan. And Drake, and Mindy, and Josh. Fuck Mindy. Yeah, fuck Mindy.
jfriedman17: Was Mindy was minddy a smoke though? Kind of.
Luke: Mindy was kind of attractive. But she was a nerd. So when you were little, you were like, oh, she's a nerd. Fuck her. Yeah, and she was into Josh. Yeah.
jfriedman17: She was a nerd, but she had a bad side to her.
Luke: But she was an attractive lady.
jfriedman17: We all knew it.
Luke: Mm -hmm. OK, so potentially a bye bye, Carly.
jfriedman17: I'd go two, I think two.
Luke: I feel like that's fair.
jfriedman17: Okay, if we're gonna go two.
Luke: I like that. All right. This is a big hitter right here, guys. SpongeBob. That has to be number one.
jfriedman17: Yep, number one, next please.
Luke: Thank you. Thank you. This is tough, though, guys, because we got big hitters for the rest of this list.
jfriedman17: Next, please. What are you gonna throw at us next, Phineas and Ferb?
Luke: that's No, no, but that is a fire show. I'm going to go with Avatar here. Oh, I can't speak on that one. The live -off, not seeing it.
jfriedman17: It's a good show. It's it it's it's good, but i in terms of kid shows, there's more iconic.
Luke: I've never seen it.
jfriedman17: i would I honestly put it last. I put it at five.
Luke: Oh, does that hurt your feelings? Mm -hmm.
jfriedman17: It does, but I know what's coming next is going to be better than Avatar.
Luke: Was it like the fairly odd things? I think you did well.
jfriedman17: I'm putting it at five.
Luke: ah the The last one. ah zoe one zero one and correct Is Here's the question.
jfriedman17: Oh yeah, absolutely. That's better than Avatar.
Luke: Is Zoey 101 better than iCarly and Drake and Josh? No.
jfriedman17: There's a it's that it's up in the air, but again, we just put them two three and four so you can't be that upset with that now Okay, sweet, but this is a blind ranking
Luke: I can't be that upset, but I think I would put in a true ranking, I'd put Zoey 101 above iCarly. Would you? Mm -hmm.
Luke: Well, yeah, I know but that's the thing like you're gonna get it wrong. So we have to we have to recognize know Where history went wrong so it doesn't repeat itself, you know Exactly exactly
jfriedman17: It's important to make sure that history doesn't repeat itself. That's right. For the matzo balls.
Luke: oh Oh, yeah. Good. Great point. Um, but it was, you guys did good. I'm, I, you know, I applaud you there. Um, but I guess we can from, from Luke loves them and we can go into Luke loves lists.
jfriedman17: Well, may I comment on Luke Love's lamp really quick?
Luke: Hey,
Luke: please.
jfriedman17: ah I found it a bit interesting, and I know they're all kids shows, but I did find it interesting that you did a mix of animated shows and non -animated, and I think that's unfair.
Luke: What, but they're all kid shows.
jfriedman17: Yeah, sure. Absolutely. But they're different. It's a different category in itself, I think. That's my personal opinion, and I'm allowed to have it. And if you won't let me out of my opinion, I'll fucking leave, dude. I swear to God, I'll fucking leave.
Luke: I'm with Jack. All right, okay, okay, okay. You should have the Fairly Odd Parents. Let's just, let's chill out here.
jfriedman17: And question came, pizza is the pizza for you and me.
Luke: I'm taking this. and It's constructive criticism. Stop singing SpongeBob.
jfriedman17: in And the Christian Grab Pizza is the...
Luke: ah
jfriedman17: You
Luke: if you Are you done?
jfriedman17: know what that means?
Luke: Are you done?
jfriedman17: It's time for Luke Love's Lists. Brought to you by...
Luke: I thought this was also sponsored by Instagram.
jfriedman17: Oh, is this the same? Oh, okay, my bad.
Luke: Yeah, this is a subsection of the main section. You know?
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: Luke Love's List is under Luke Love's lamp.
Luke: Anyway. ah Okay, we're gonna get into a draft here so your live studio audience you're gonna have to draft a team here We all get five picks um Jack do you want to do the the draft order randomized or should I?
jfriedman17: Yeah I'll do it.
Luke: Okay um And for today's category We are going to draft ah Mixed drinks.
jfriedman17: How? a
jfriedman17: Okay, that - But what qualifies as a mixed drink?
Luke: A liquor plus anything.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Luke: Or should we just go with liquors? We could just do liquors.
jfriedman17: We could, well, I was just thinking like you could do like anything in a can. You could do any drink at a bar. You could do, also dude, it's in a glass.
Luke: No, we're talking about when you pour in a glass. Yeah, like like if you get it, it like you can get mixed drinks in a can, but like ah at the end of the day, those just come down to like a Jack and Coke, you know?
jfriedman17: Yeah, you're right.
Luke: So, ah okay.
jfriedman17: I have the order in front of me.
Luke: What was the order?
jfriedman17: You're going to get mad, dude.
Luke: Why? Because you gave yourself first again?
jfriedman17: I didn't give myself first. I generated it randomly and I got first.
Luke: Who's second?
jfriedman17: Not you.
Luke: I knew it. How did I know the order before?
jfriedman17: And that's why you're gonna be mad. I knew you were gonna say this, dude.
Luke: It's okay, it doesn't matter.
jfriedman17: Unbelievable.
Luke: I'm gonna win either way.
jfriedman17: It was random, I swear.
Luke: I'm gonna win either way, it doesn't matter.
jfriedman17: Alright.
Luke: um Okay, let me ah let me write this down so we can keep track here. Frito, puke, live studio audience.
jfriedman17: Ember number 23.
Luke: ah number twenty
Luke: All right, ah Jack, since you go first, I guess you go first.
jfriedman17: For mixed drink.
Luke: Mixed drink. It sounds like you're really not happy with this.
jfriedman17: No, I got it. I just need to clarify one more time.
Luke: I mean, I can change the set.
jfriedman17: Um, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. grab all of the college kids and and I'm just gonna leave it at that end. I'm gonna take the vodka Red Bull. So I'm gonna take, let's pick number one right there.
Luke: Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.
jfriedman17: That's a tip of the cap.
Luke: That's a heavy hitter. All right. Uh, live studio audience. Remember? I'm a vodka crayon kind of girl.
jfriedman17: Oh, that's a,
Luke: So you can choose that. Yeah. Okay. Your vodka crayoning vodka crayon is off the board. That's ah also a good classic pick for the ladies.
jfriedman17: Terrific. It's a terrific pic.
Luke: Um, those are, I mean, man, you know, I think after that, ah you have to just take what's left and go vodka soda.
jfriedman17: You're so basic, dude.
Luke: yeah come on Okay. I'm just going to like kill myself, you know?
jfriedman17: ah you so you're So you're sticking with that pic?
Luke: Yeah. I'm sticking with that. And because it's a snake here, I'm going to go with a good old rum and Coke.
jfriedman17: Fuck you. Fuck you.
Luke: Yeah, yeah, suck it. All right, studio audience, what's your second pick? Oh, I don't know. I said the one drink I drink.
Luke: Anything that has liquor plus something else. You stole my second one, though. You can do anything.
jfriedman17: she's gonna I think she's just gonna pick that one again. You're going to double up on the vodka crayon.
Luke: Well, five vodka crayons. I can double Double vodka crayon. I can double up.
Luke: You can't, though. I don't know.
jfriedman17: yeah yeah
Luke: You just have to, what what other mixed drinks do you think are popular?
Luke: Nothing?
jfriedman17: you go
Luke: All right, we might have to remove the live studio audience from the job.
jfriedman17: any liquor, any liquor, and then add soda to it.
Luke: ah keyan Tequila. Tequila soda.
jfriedman17: yes that That's a terrific pick. I was actually gonna take that, so.
Luke: I was I was actually thinking about taking that as well. So that is a disappointment.
jfriedman17: The sacrifices we make for our fans is, it goes above and beyond what people think, you know?
Luke: Yeah, it really does.
jfriedman17: It's, yeah.
Luke: We're a selfless host duo.
jfriedman17: Mm -hmm. I'm gonna go a little outside the box here and I hope you're okay with that um For pick well, it's cuz I have back -to -back pics But I'm gonna take mimosa so I'm gonna do Take mimosa too Mm -hmm
Luke: I'm okay with it. Yeah, that's a that's a great pick. Yeah, what about three, bitch?
jfriedman17: Uh, three, I think I'm going to go with a wheezed infection.
Luke: Legitimately,
jfriedman17: Yeah, I'm taking it.
Luke: Have you have you actually tried one?
jfriedman17: Do I need to in order to support the pod?
Luke: I'm just saying, I don't know if this is going to be a winning pick with the crowd, but that's okay.
jfriedman17: That's okay, I do it for my - I do it for my family.
jfriedman17: Put the team on my - Put the team on my back!
Luke: Okay.
Luke: All right, live studio audience. What's your third pick?
Luke: mar The live studio audience picks margarita.
jfriedman17: Oh, okay, yeah, that works! Let's go! Woo!
Luke: That's a good pick.
jfriedman17: Margarita! Margarita!
Luke: um I think I'm going to pick a screwdriver.
jfriedman17: Mmm, good one.
Luke: And then after that, I think I'm going to pick a Moscow mule.
jfriedman17: Dude, that was really good. Those were good back -to -back picks.
Luke: Thank you. Thank you. We got value there in the late rounds. Uh, studio audiences primed and ready with their fourth.
jfriedman17: Bang!
Luke: Oh, I can't believe we thought of we didn't think about gin and tonic.
jfriedman17: bang
jfriedman17: That's a classic. It's a staple.
Luke: Yeah, that's good.
jfriedman17: Shout out staples.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Is it my turn for four and five?
Luke: It is.
jfriedman17: um Okay. Number four, I'm gonna go with a transfusion.
Luke: Transfusion.
jfriedman17: Yep.
Luke: That's a good one. I like that.
jfriedman17: And then, For Cinco de Drinco, I think I will take... um I'm thinking of drinks. One moment, please.
jfriedman17: I'm going to take and an -fashioned...
Luke: Ooh, that's gonna get some, that's gonna get some hardcore whiskey fans for sure.
jfriedman17: And I just love to get old fashioned. um
Luke: It's a good pick, actually. That's actually, oh damn, I should have thought about that. That was like, ah you were gaming the system with that move, and I think that was a good pick.
jfriedman17: that i think it's gonna I think it's gonna pay off, honestly.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: So we'll see.
Luke: All right, live studio, this is your fifth and final pick.
Luke: ah She has to, she has to gauge the draft board right now. See what's off the board.
Luke: um Studio. I'm not good at this. Think of what you would order at a restaurant, perhaps per chance.
Luke: Uh, the studio might need some help.
jfriedman17: The studio should take a... Hmm. I mean, I was i was struggling myself.
Luke: can't
jfriedman17: Ooh, do a mojito.
Luke: oh Oh, that just gave me a great idea. Oh, thank you, Jack.
jfriedman17: Brego.
Luke: All right. For Puke's fifth and final pick, we're laying down a heavy hitter.
jfriedman17: Which was... Which was a cheat, by the way. Everyone just heard it. He just thought of it. He's cheating.
Luke: Well, I've been thinking. I hadn't thought until just then. It's okay. um I'm gonna go.
jfriedman17: You got to increase your flow, dude.
Luke: Yeah, I do. My flow is, the floodgates are closed. I need a i need to open up the gates. um I'm gonna go with a piña colada. oh
jfriedman17: The penis glottum.
Luke: Yeah, penis colada.
jfriedman17: That's like my favorite summer drink, good penis colada.
Luke: Yeah, you you can down those penises in the summer for sure.
jfriedman17: What the fuck is that supposed to mean, dude?
Luke: For coladas, brother.
jfriedman17: You just said penis.
Luke: Coladas, penis coladas.
jfriedman17: What did you get? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Are you - ugh. Dude, you can't just say that. We have we have children who listen to this podcast.
Luke: Jack, you know that we have a T for teen rating on this podcast. And if you're not a teen and listening, it's not on us. That's on you.
jfriedman17: Yeah, but if you're like ah if you're like a teen and you're like 13,
Luke: and
jfriedman17: maybe you just introduced penis to someone dude i mean i can't believe you i can't believe you michael michael gibbs probably listens to this dude you gotta be careful about what you say i said bichael nibbs um
Luke: yeah Be real. do Be real.
Luke: Hey, stop with name dropping.
Luke: Be real, Jack. When you were 13, you knew the entire anatomy of a penis.
jfriedman17: I sure hope I did. It's on my body, dude.
Luke: Okay, you also knew the anatomy of boobs and vagina at that point too from videos you were probably watching.
jfriedman17: I had no idea what a vagina was until I turned 22.
Luke: Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I know that's false.
jfriedman17: I thought it was just a butt.
jfriedman17: I thought it was that is a front butt.
Luke: Babies come from the butt. Pia is more than the balls.
Luke: Well, that must have been a shocker when you turned 22 then.
jfriedman17: I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
Luke: Nice.
jfriedman17: And now I know what a vagina looks like too.
Luke: Good signal.
jfriedman17: What do you know about me? um
Luke: Okay, great draft, everybody. Studio audience, you can you can stay if you want. You don't have to. I don't know what you wanted.
jfriedman17: Hey, let's get a, if you're in the car listening to this, let's just give studio audience a round of applause.
Luke: Please, the studio audience performed admirably.
jfriedman17: and proud of belong um And I hope someone in the car next to you is looking at you and wondering why you're clapping.
Luke: Yeah, what he said.
Luke: um
jfriedman17: So let's round out the lists and then um we have a ah returning sponsor that we just got in contact with again that we really need to emphasize.
Luke: and
jfriedman17: So let's round out the list first.
Luke: Do we? Oh, we do. Yes. I was actually thinking about that this week.
jfriedman17: Are you gonna recap the list or no?
Luke: Oh, yeah. Okay. So for Frito, we have a vodka Red Bull ah mimosa, a waste infection, a transfusion in an old fashioned live studio audience member number 23 took vodka, grand tequila, soda, a margarita, a gin and tonic, and a mojito.
jfriedman17: good way
Luke: And puke took a vodka soda, a rum and coke, a screwdriver, a Moscow mule, and a piña colada.
jfriedman17: Wonderful. wonderful
Luke: So I look forward to winning in the polls.
jfriedman17: And as
jfriedman17: As always, we'll be posting this, uh, on our Instagram at headed underscore waste. Um, we'll probably, we might put a pullout on, uh, the old, what is it called now? X X X X tube.
Luke: Next.
jfriedman17: Um, when we put a pullout on X tube, um,
Luke: x extract text and yeah
jfriedman17: So yeah, look out for it. Make sure to vote and make sure to comment why you voted for who and why Luke's list was so bad. So.
Luke: Yeah, it's not like we haven't had a hundred percent success rate in the polls this far.
jfriedman17: You voted for yourself twice last week. Get a fucking grid, dude.
Luke: You voted for yourself once last week, so.
jfriedman17: OK.
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Luke: Thank you, is a sandwich.
jfriedman17: Thank you. Shout out guys. Um, it's good to have you back on the ad read list. We missed you for a bit. Um, but it's good to have you back always.
Luke: Always.
Luke: um Does that bring us to your your final segment?
jfriedman17: It does. We have, uh, not 10 minutes left, I think about approximately.
Luke: Mm -hmm.
jfriedman17: Um, and it's a new, it's a new segment, um, where I scour the internet, the depths of the internet. And I find the most interesting news story that I could possibly find. Um, and I presented to you and I did a lot of research this last a week, week and a half, I think it's been now. Um, and I'm really excited to present this to you. Um, so here we go. This segment on the Headed Weaves podcast is brought to you by...
jfriedman17: Oh, fuck. I thought I was gonna think of something. It's brought to you by... brought by That's what I meant.
Luke: No, you didn't think we just have had reads already.
jfriedman17: That's what I meant. I'm looking for the ad reading my phone.
Luke: Oh, yeah.
jfriedman17: It's brought to you by Pizza Hut. Our breadsticks are better frozen than they are warm. Pizza Hut.
Luke: That was so much slander to Pizza Hut for no reason.
jfriedman17: Okay.
jfriedman17: I just invested in them too. Um, anyway, dogs are fucking barking again, dude. Um, here we go. So I found this story, um, on X. Shut up dog. I found this story on X and it was actually fucking insane so I follow now I follow these weird Instagram or not Instagram accounts Twitter accounts and This one happened in Bozeman.
jfriedman17: Is it Montana? Is that where Bozeman is?
Luke: Montana what would know Mm
jfriedman17: Yeah um Oh, okay. Shout out web. This happened in Bozeman, Montana. So um this happened last year and I'm telling you, I've really did a lot of research last year in a rural community in Bozeman.
Luke: -hmm
jfriedman17: And what happened was there was this mom who decided that they didn't want to be a mom anymore. So there are two options you can take when that happens. The more logical option would be maybe put your kids in like a home. ah But this mom decided that she was now going to be a dad. So, switches to the dad side. She's now a dad. And then about a year after the transition, this dad starts falling in love with one of the kids.
jfriedman17: And so there's this whole like romance and in the in the trial, they went back and they read through like the texts the dad was sending and the kid was super into it too, all super weird. Turns out the guy, the woman who was then a guy who then had the relationship with the kid had um ah went on trial because people found out about this and was sentenced to a year and a half in prison. And if you're, she asks me, I think that's just a little, I don't think that's enough. That's your, first off, that's your own fucking kid. Second off, it's a minor. And third, a year and a half, that's it? Wild.
Luke: How did you fucking come across this story?
jfriedman17: ah
jfriedman17: I literally googled weirdest news stories of the past, like weirdest news stories. And then I started clicking through stuff and I found an account on Twitter that reports on weird news stories. And then I just started scrolling and I stopped at a random one and then this one came up.
Luke: That is, um... who ah I don't know if I have many words, you know?
jfriedman17: Yeah, I completely understand there's not much to say about it is except for that's fucking crazy This is the world we live in.
Luke: Absurd.
jfriedman17: This is the world we live in This is Wait what dish
Luke: Absurd. But we're here to bring you the cutting edge news that's that's on the the blade of the sharpest blade that cut the edge.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I think that's right. And the most up to date, even though that one was from a year and a half ago. Oh shit.
Luke: That is absurd.
jfriedman17: Yeah. But what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Um, so there you go. Um, I had a question to ask you actually while, while we have a few minutes here.
Luke: Yeah, of course.
Luke: Yep. Yeah.
jfriedman17: Oh, you wanted me to ask it. Are you ready?
Luke: I'm ready.
jfriedman17: What are you going to do when you're on your next trip to that one location that I'm not going to mention because you're going to be there and people might follow you and find you AKA Seattle.
Luke: Whoa, Jack, you can't dock my location.
jfriedman17: Oh, sorry. Shit. But I didn't tell you. I didn't tell them when you're going.
Luke: True. True. Good point. Good point. I don't know, man, eat some food, attend some, some work stuff. You know, it's going to be pretty boring. And then, uh, Oh, I mean, I can't fly commercial these days.
jfriedman17: Are you taking them taking the the private or are you going to fly a commercial?
Luke: You know, I'm too, I i can't be caught in the public eye.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I understand it, dude. I mean, you and um all the WNBA, you got you guys need to start chartering flights.
Luke: Dude, it's like I'm Michael Jackson out here, you know, I can't be seen or else I'm gonna get mobbed in the public.
jfriedman17: You basically are Michael Jackson and I'm the little kid. Oh, nevermind. I am the bodyguard.
Luke: Whoa. Whoa. What was that? I don't...
Luke: Okay, wait, I have a question. When you do that, it doesn't show a little sound wave on your thing.
jfriedman17: No, it's not. That's because it's part of the recording interface.
Luke: Oh, okay.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Luke: Okay. um I have to really pee, so I'm gonna take the laptop.
jfriedman17: there's There's three minutes, dude.
Luke: Yeah, I can't wait.
jfriedman17: yeah no you We should finish this episode like we started it. You're gone. You piece of shit.
Luke: Dude, I texted you.
jfriedman17: Fuck you.
Luke: That's not on me.
jfriedman17: I'm looking right now.
Luke: I texted you before it started. I promise you this.
jfriedman17: I don't see it.
Luke: Because you're, you're, you're selective. You're being selective.
jfriedman17: Are you peeing right now on pod? Are you kidding me?
Luke: No. i I would never do that.
jfriedman17: there There are parents that listen to this shit, dude.
Luke: I'm a professional.
jfriedman17: Are you fucking kidding?
Luke: I'm a professional. I'm i'm frying chicken.
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Luke: There ain't no laws when you're drinking laws.
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jfriedman17: did Ditto. Ditto. I like them so much, we had to boycott them until they, you know, until they started helping us out. I mean, this pot ain't free, you know what I'm saying? Like, we we put in a lot of money and time into this. Opportunity, upper opportunity cost is literally, it skyrockets every day, so.
Luke: Yeah, you're you're pulling out all the economic terms because you're the economist. And I'm just here as the entertainment.
Luke: So I don't get fined. um I do preferably nude in the nude.
jfriedman17: Do you dance as well, or no?
jfriedman17: Um, how much extra is that?
Luke: Only only about a quarter.
jfriedman17: Okay. um
Luke: but Actually, it depends on the audience. For you, no charge. I'm winking if you couldn't tell.
jfriedman17: Um... Alright! Uh... Yeah, that's terrific. That's wonderful news. um Great. josh So we're in the last minute now. Do you want to say goodbye?
Luke: Yeah, do you think, um before I say goodbye, do you think that the listeners are just kind of like, waiting for us to wrap up at this point in the podcast and they're like like crap or get off the pot. like like just Just wrap it up. Or do you think they're actually involved?
jfriedman17: I think the listeners, I think the listeners are like, Hey, wrap it up, if you know what I'm saying. Wrap it up, get a room, boys. ah Yeah, because we always wrap it up on this podcast.
Luke: Oh, smart. That's right. We're about safely here. um Anyway, thanks for tuning in this week. This has been a very special podcast with just Jack and I no guests Hopefully next week. We'll have a really special guest for you But every now and then you're gonna get us because we're charismatic and that's what you want
jfriedman17: Okay, Luke only only gave 10 seconds to say goodbye. ah Thanks for tuning in ahead of week. You guys are amazing. We love you. Thanks for tuning in every week. We're rolling out in OnlyFans next week. Yeah, see you later. Bye.
