Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
Power Hour
41 Plays1 year ago
go away
Recommended
Transcript
Introduction and Podcasting Excitement
00:00:00
Speaker
Interesting. Oh, are we go? Okay. Yeah, probably was that This is how we're introing
00:00:19
Speaker
Oh, wow. That kind of hurt. It sounded like it. How's my audio level, by the way? Is it too loud? Not loud enough? I mean, it's not quiet, but it's soft, you know? Okay. It's fine. Yeah, that's perfect. What about me? Okay. Oh, you sound great as always, Luke. Oh, Jack, you're too kind. Now tell me, does this sound great?
00:00:47
Speaker
Oh boy, it does. And I should have saved mine for this, but I kind of just got an erection from that. That was crazy. Yeah. I'm half chipped. What? Do you want to tell him what's happening? Well, we should probably do the intro first. Shouldn't we? Yeah. But a minute has already passed.
00:01:13
Speaker
Yeah, which is like why it's more pressing than usual. So I think you need to first do the deed and then intro. Welcome to Headed Waste on Apple Podcasts.
00:01:45
Speaker
I think we're on Spotify too, actually. Are we really? We made it?
00:01:51
Speaker
yeah we made it we made it we're big i think what happened was we released like nine episodes right and then people were like holy shit this is unreal and then we just stopped for like a few months at least it felt like a few months and then and now we're back after all the hype has been built up like yeah dude my dms are just fucking full
00:02:20
Speaker
of just, hey, when are you doing the podcast again? Why haven't we heard anything in so long? I'm sorry for all your fans that we deprived them. Yeah, I am too. But I do feel good about getting back out there. I feel great. I'm super excited for today's episode.
00:02:45
Speaker
Now, I know you had one plan in mind, but I think I have a better plan in mind. Oh no, what? So you want to tell them your plan first? Yeah, and I'm about to be on three here now.
Trivia and Drinking Games
00:03:02
Speaker
I think that it's power hour time. And I've already committed three minutes to the power hour. Do you have a shot glass next to you?
00:03:14
Speaker
I do. I'm actually using the good old trusty Denver Mile High City shot glass that I have paying respects to the homeland.
00:03:24
Speaker
Okay, yeah, that's good. What's your plan? We could keep doing that. And I'm just gonna need to catch up a little bit. But I also thought it'd be fun to do, you know, some lighthearted trivia. And if you get it wrong, then you have to drink. Wow. Okay, so here's the thing. Why don't we just combine them? Yeah, we could do both. So
00:03:52
Speaker
Yeah, we're on the regular each minute schedule. And then if you get a question wrong, you also take a shot of your drink. Correct. Bet. Four minutes, baby. All right, are you ready for your trivia question? Yeah, do I need to come up with trivia for you, though? No, I can just ask you questions. It's fine.
00:04:19
Speaker
no no no wait a second here no i'm gonna ask you questions too okay but can i ask you yours yeah are we gonna alternate yeah we'll go back and forth well we could do a question per minute okay maybe two um here's your question oh jesus christ
00:04:42
Speaker
Okay. In which sport are Burani, Rudolph, and Randolph all techniques? Buriani, like the Indian rice? No, Burani. Burani, Rudolph, and Randolph. Oh, drink. I'm going to go with hockey. What's the answer?
00:05:10
Speaker
The answer is trampolining. That's not a sport. It is. Also, I think if you get the, this is what we should do. If you get the trivia question right, you can skip a minute. Okay, fine. Holy shit. I apologize. That was aggressive. Oh my God. I loved it. I think that was an eight out of 10.
00:05:38
Speaker
I'm gonna go 8.7 to be honest. That was really good. Thank you. The shock factor was there. I need my question. Okay, Jack. In which of the Harry Potter movies does Dobby become a free elf? I want to say Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part one.
00:06:05
Speaker
Eh, that's incorrect. It's Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. He's a free elf that soon? Yeah, it's like really quick. You meet Dobby in that one, and then at the end of the movie, he becomes free. Oh, that's great. That's really good. Okay, well, I got it wrong. Yeah, so that's a drink. All right, yeah.
00:06:33
Speaker
Wow, we're kicking through this first one, Jesus. Are you almost done? Yeah. I got one more shot left in that. Nice. I only like, I prepared four beers on my desk because, you know, I can't fit more currently. So at some point I'm going to have to zoom out.
00:06:58
Speaker
Go get some more. Okay, okay, we're at seven. We're at seven. Okay, trivia me. All right. Who was the first person to suggest daylight savings? What kind of question is that?
00:07:25
Speaker
It's a trivia question. Have I heard of this person in my lecture? Oh yeah, you've heard of this person. Okay. If you get close, I'll give you it. I mean, it's gotta be like some politician from back in the day. I'm gonna say- You have 10 seconds. Billiam Clinton.
00:07:51
Speaker
Oh, wrong. Damn it. Who was it? It was Benjamin Franklin. Oh, yeah. I just didn't go far enough back. Yeah. Yeah. Drink. That's two for me. That's eight. Eight minutes. Oh, God. I know. Wait, are you on number two? I am. Oh, fuck. I'm a little bit behind. Give me a question.
00:08:21
Speaker
Okay, Jack. Yeah. What? Cincinnati Bengal offensive from this current year is a Gamecock. Joe Mixon. No, that would be Hayden Hurst. Fuck you and your Gamecocks.
00:08:47
Speaker
Fuck you. Go Cocks, baby. Go Cocks. They have some sick hockey jerseys this year. Dude, for real. I got a 69 and I can't wait for it to come. It should be shipping pretty soon. There's nine, baby. All right. Is it my turn? Yes. What famous actress?
00:09:16
Speaker
Once tried to hire a hitman to kill her. Fuck. Oh boy. I'll give you a hint. Yeah? Her first initial is A. 15 seconds. This is real life, right? Yeah.
00:09:47
Speaker
I don't know, I'm just gonna go with Anna Kendrick. Yeah, fuck. It was Angelina Jolie. Wouldn't have got that. I wonder why she did that. Is she depressed or something? I did see her, I did see her place her balls in some Thousand Island dressing.
00:10:16
Speaker
I'm gonna stick my balls in some Thousand Island dressing. Cause I got depression. I'm gonna avoid my taxes. Cause I got depression. Oh, I don't remember. Okay. All right, Jack.
00:10:42
Speaker
I'm going to give you some categories here, okay? Oh, I get categories? Yeah, categories. Okay. Sports. Science. Or entertainment. I do sports or entertainment. You got to choose one. I'll do the one that has an O in it.
00:11:09
Speaker
Sports that that would be sports Okay, okay What was the final score of the South Carolina Gamecocks in Clemson games
00:11:27
Speaker
the football game this Thanksgiving. 64 to 47. No, Jack, it was 31 to 30. Go Cox, baby. Let's fucking ride. I didn't know this was a Cox podcast. Go fuck yourself. Well, you know, I can't give you Colorado sports trivia because you'll know it. Actually, I can and I will next time. Okay. I have a good one for you.
00:11:57
Speaker
Okay. And these are kind of answerable. So what is the largest technology company in South Korea called? Fuck. Okay. It's either this is, I'm not guessing yet. It's either Samsung or like Qualcomm, but I'm going to go Samsung.
00:12:26
Speaker
Ding, ding, ding, ding. Let's go. I can skip a minute. Yeah. That's pretty huge, actually. Wow. Okay. Okay. I'm that. Wow. I'm riding high on that. Okay, Jack. Yeah, I'm ready. This is a Denver sports question. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
00:12:53
Speaker
What is the Nuggets record when Nikola Jokic posts a triple double? Overall, all time or this year? I'll take two answers. One can be the exact record from this year. The other can be a word. I'd say that's actually kind of a hint.
00:13:18
Speaker
What'd you say? Undefeated.
Humorous Speculations and Discussions
00:13:21
Speaker
That was what I would take as the word, so I'll give you that. Ding, ding, ding. Yeah, full record. Ding, ding, ding, ding. The record is 25 and zero. So, you know, MVP, am I right? Yeah, dude, three time, back to back to back. Back to back. You know, people are saying that it's because he's white.
00:13:45
Speaker
Do you know what else is bugging me? What? The fact that Tiger Woods had to apologize to the public because he gave Justin Thomas a tampon after out driving him. Wait, so I saw the meme about that. He actually like...
00:14:04
Speaker
When did he have to apologize? Was this recent? After his round yesterday, he apologized and was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry for anyone that I offended. It was really just two guys, just two friends having a good time joking around. And people are like, he's such a misogynist. Shut your fucking trap and laugh a little bit. I'm offended by him apologizing.
00:14:33
Speaker
yeah that kind of did offend me are you kidding me dude it's a it's fucking sports that's like the least of the worries yeah we have toxic
00:14:47
Speaker
Toxic trains tipping over every two days and he has to apologize about a fucking tampon Did you see too that like the government was like yeah, the air is safe and it's just like it's totally not safe It's full of cancer causing chemicals. Yeah in the government just that they don't want to like Stomach the expenses. It's fucking crazy, dude. Yeah It is really crazy
00:15:18
Speaker
And it's almost like, it seems like a little fishy if you ask me. I think we're probably gonna be living out the Simpsons movie in about a year's time. We're gonna have a big bubble over us. Dude, Eepa. Eepa. That movie was actually so topical before its time. The Simpsons are nuts.
00:15:46
Speaker
Yeah, dude, that's because they've seen everything already. They know what's going on. I want to know who's time traveling, though. It's definitely the main guy, the writer. But what if he's got like a little minion? His 16, baby. What if he's got a minion in there? And I'm talking the yellow ones.
00:16:11
Speaker
is doing it for him, doing the dirty work. Time traveling, drawing pictures and bringing it back to him. No, he speaks. It's not just drawing pictures. He takes videos too. He's got an iPhone 14 Pro. Does he speak English? No, he speaks Minion, but so does the writer of The Simpsons. That's why all the characters are yellow in The Simpsons.
00:16:36
Speaker
Oh, wait a second. Wait, you're onto something here. Right? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. And the minion has grooves technology and can go wherever he wants on the timeline. And then he comes back and then the Simpsons write about it. And that's how they've been relevant for like 30 fucking years now. I honestly think that is part of the reason why they're relevant.
00:17:06
Speaker
Yeah, that they just like coincidentally get all this shit correct. Coincidentally called Donald Trump's presidency. Coincidentally called 9-11. Is that actually one of them? Yeah.
00:17:24
Speaker
That's nuts. Isn't that? That's fucking nuts. Is it my turn to give you a trivia? No, it's my turn, and I think you're really gonna like this one. Okay. All right. The question is, what do koalas feed their newborns? Okay. Where do koalas live? They live in the rainforest.
00:17:53
Speaker
They live in the rainforest of like South America and like Asia. I didn't know there were koalas in South America. You know, I might be thinking of sloths here. They're very similar creatures. I'll give you that. Yeah, both real slow. Like me. I'm also slow. I've been compared to both.
00:18:23
Speaker
Yeah, dude, people hear my voice, and I'm sorry to the listeners that have to listen to me. People tell me my voice is, like, real sloth, like... Probably because we're slow. I'm gonna say it's eucalyptus leaves. Now, that is what koalas eat.
00:18:50
Speaker
but they feed their newborns poop. Wait, wait, wait. First of all, I have two things here. If a koala eats eucalyptus leaves, that means their body is processing the eucalyptus leaves into poop.
00:19:17
Speaker
And that poop is therefore made of eucalyptus. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. How am I wrong? That's science. That's facts. That is biology. No, you're stupid and that doesn't count. You've been deemed wrong by the committee. Okay, secondly, why do they do that? I don't know.
00:19:51
Speaker
Don't have an answer for you, but I do know that they feed their newborns poop That's ridiculous. Yeah, isn't that kind of crazy say hey welcome to the world have a pile of shit Goddamn yeah, do you think they like it? I Don't know actually like
00:20:19
Speaker
What it's like, you know how like people develop like they're eating habits from like a young age. Yeah. Like poop thrown in your diet. It probably seemed normal. That's a, that's actually a great point. Yeah. Dogs like it. Dogs love it. They, they eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
00:20:49
Speaker
Not like me. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? No, no, no. I'm not a piece of shit like the dogs eat for breakfast. I was quoting Happy Gilmore. We can move on. Okay, Jack. Please go ahead. Sports, entertainment,
00:21:16
Speaker
or science. I'll take entertainment for 200. Okay, Jack, what happens if you name a sheep notch in Minecraft? If you name a sheep notch? Yeah. Like, N-O-T-C-H? Yeah, notch was the creator of Minecraft. Uh, if you name a sheep notch, it turns black.
00:21:44
Speaker
No, but you're not far off. It turns upside down and rainbow. Well, I actually really wasn't that far off. Yeah, you're you were actually close because you were guessing a color. Yeah. And the color I guessed is on the rainbow.
Personal Stories and Anecdotes
00:22:08
Speaker
Yeah.
00:22:09
Speaker
uh black is not but pink is i hope black is it's just at the very far right is it actually wait no no no not in the conventional rainbow that you're thinking on the spectrum if you go dark enough purple it's going to be black um rainbows are up down not left right
00:22:44
Speaker
Okay, I have a question for you. Why am I this drunk after two and a half beers? Yeah, I don't know. I actually haven't had a drink in a while.
00:22:57
Speaker
I had drinks last night, but I've been limiting myself to drinking only four times a week. Oh, I did too, actually. And it's significantly affected my tolerance, let me tell you. Dude, I think I drink like once a week now. Isn't that scary? That's wild. I know. Just like one weekend a week. Yeah, I need to add to that.
00:23:23
Speaker
Something two to three, you know, that's like a healthy amount. I feel right because they say it's like you're healthy, you know, two to three is like you're chilling. Yeah. Oh, these these kill, they kill. OK, what do you call a group of cows? Sorry, not cows, crows.
00:23:55
Speaker
a squawk. I'll give you another guess. A goggle. I like both of those answers, actually. Really? Yeah, I did. I did enjoy them. Hey, you want to hear something? It's not either of those? No. What is it?
00:24:21
Speaker
Wow, that was sexy. Yeah, it's a murder, a murder. Why do I say that? Damn, you know? Why do I say it like that? It's a murder. A muck duck. A muck duck. It's a muck duck of groves. Do you know what charge a neutron has? A neutron is neutral, Jack, okay? Yeah, so what charge does it have? It doesn't have a charge. Nice, Luke.
00:24:57
Speaker
This is like a whole podcast. It's just fucking burps and a little bit of trivia. Well, you know, when you're ingesting this much carbon dioxide, isn't that, is that what carbonation is?
00:25:21
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I think so. I don't know. I might have just spoke out of my butthole, but I think so. Is carbon monoxide? Is that CO2 or is that? That's CO. Oh, yeah, that's right, because it's monoxide. Mono. Yeah, monoxide. Good. Dioxide is CO2. Because two. Right, because it's di and di. We should toss him.
00:25:51
Speaker
Oh, dude. I haven't tossed in so long. I'm going to try and come back for spring break for like a few days. And if I do, we should we should die. Did I tell you I'm moving out? Actually, yeah, I'm moving in a week. Where are you moving? Oh, wait, no, this don't say it on the pot. Tell me. I'm going to.
00:26:20
Speaker
Street. Oh, sick, dude. No way. I heard that place is awesome. Yeah, it's a nice spot. You got to tell me after the pod, you know, you got to got to fill the in there. Right. Wow, that's crazy. In a week. Yeah.
00:26:48
Speaker
We are. I got to talk about this. We went to Ikea. First off, the minute mark is approaching 27 minutes. Oh dude, don't worry. I'm, I'm keeping a watchful eye. Um, we went to Ikea this week and it's one of the most incredible places I think I've ever been. You ever been inside an Ikea, Luke? I, I have.
00:27:17
Speaker
Um, but not under those circumstances. So I didn't, they're just there to be there. I was, I was there for meatballs. No, I was there because somebody else was buying like a lamp or something. That's no fun.
00:27:39
Speaker
and if you go into IKEA just for a lamp and you have to walk through the whole thing just for a lamp, then it's less fun. I recommend you go with your mother with the intention of buying furniture for an entire room. Yeah, and your mother- She pays for it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. That's why it was so fun.
00:28:07
Speaker
That sounds awesome. Yeah. Wow. This is cool. Are you going to have a random roommate or what are you? I'm going to be living with our good friend Mason from high school. Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. It's pretty sweet spot.
00:28:36
Speaker
Yeah, it's fucking, it's right down there. Yeah, big life update. So there you go. There you go. Dude, that's crazy. I'm like shocked right now. You learn something new every day. You really do. You do.
00:28:51
Speaker
After JT, yes, I'm calling you out publicly. After JT kept me on a fucking string for like four months and then was like, oh, I can't move here anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I do feel for him though. Oh, of course. Of course. Rest in peace, Jake Tizzle. Yeah. Fucking idiot just had to go and die on me.
00:29:20
Speaker
You will always be in our hearts. Yes, and you will always be missed. Yep. Were you there that one time you peed on someone?
00:29:36
Speaker
He told me the day after yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. So for everyone who doesn't know this guy who are not gonna name Was downtown with us one night and we were getting an uber to go back home and then JT was like I gotta go take a leak and so he went into this alley and like the Ubers like a minute away and I'm like, dude like
00:30:00
Speaker
Come on hurry up and all of a sudden I see him come out of this alley and he's like fucking sprinting and I've never seen this guy run in his entire life and He's running towards me and we get in the uber. I was like nice hustle dude like that was sick and he was like Yeah, I just pissed on a homeless man
00:30:20
Speaker
Did he mean to? I was like, how did that happen? He goes, I was in the alley, right? And I was going to take a pee, and you know how many pee you kinda like to aim at things? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, well, I was peeing next to like this box, and there was like a little hole in it. So I started peeing in the hole, and all of a sudden he goes, all of a sudden, this guy just started screaming like, what the fuck are you doing? And then he turned around, sprinted, got in the Uber, and we drove away.
00:30:47
Speaker
That's terrifying, to be honest. I might see my life flash before my own nights. Yeah. Jesus, are you okay? I'm, I'm kind of struggling. I'm not gonna lie. Um, and I'm going to have to get some more views here in like five minutes, but it's just a forewarning.
00:31:14
Speaker
All right, I'm such a good trivia question for you and I just I can't remember now Okay, well, I have a really good one for you But but it's my turn, you know, I gotta ask you first All right, so I guess I'll just wait Okay, Jack, let me let me give you a spoon feeder here real quick. Okay. Yeah who
00:31:45
Speaker
won the Stanley Cup last year. I know, you know, it's really, you're overthinking it though.
00:32:04
Speaker
I believe it was the team that Corey Perry was not on. So I'm going to go with the, the avalanche of Colorado. Yes, correct. Correct. Okay. I have a trivia question for you. Okay. Who's going to win the NBA finals this year?
00:32:29
Speaker
It's really tough because there's so many answers here, but really what people don't understand is there's one clear answer, in fact. Yeah. And that would be the team that. Oh, correct. Yeah.
00:32:49
Speaker
Yeah, fuck him, by the way. Yeah, he's the it's no wonder they traded him because the second he got traded, he started talking so much shit. He's so toxic, dude. Yeah, he was probably in Denver. Loved him like fucking celebrated him. And then he's just going to go and shit on us like that.
00:33:14
Speaker
Yeah, it's kind of fucked. Can I ask you my real question? Yeah. In the Disney film, Air Bud, which stars a dog that can play basketball. In other words, Air Bud. Correct. In the initial interaction between Air Bud and the human boy, Josh,
00:33:41
Speaker
What does he use to lure air bud out of the bushes? And I'll give you a hint, it's a type of food. Of human food? Yeah, you eat it. Chicken. No, it's sweeter. It's a treat for most. A Reese's peanut butter cup. No.
00:34:12
Speaker
A Reese's penis butter cup. Oh shit, my bad. Yeah. No, he used vanilla pudding. Ew. Yeah, but the dog's fucking, they'll eat anything. So he basically just drew a big cup full of semen. Dude, I was just going to say like, if I'm eating like pudding or yogurt, like the first bite, I'll be like, oh, this tastes good. But like,
00:34:41
Speaker
after I start feeling it in my mouth, I'm like, I start gagging because I'm like, this is like, come on. I'm eating come dude. Texture is really important in food. Yeah. And it feels like a mouthful of fucking, you know, yeah. Come. Yeah. Great. How do you know what that feels like?
00:35:08
Speaker
Just a hypothesis, you know? Just like what you think it would feel like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a man of science, Jack. It's the scientific method, you know? You hypothesize, you test the hypothesis, you gather results, and then you hypothesize again. I thought you'd come to a conclusion after you test your hypothesis.
00:35:33
Speaker
Uh, yeah, but your conclusion may, may lead to an additional hypothesis. Oh, you see, you learn something every day, dude. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, it is nuts. It's wild. Okay, Luke, I have my trivia question for you. Didn't you just ask her your trivia question? Oh, shit, you're right. Yeah. I, uh, well, one sec, it's 36.
00:36:03
Speaker
Oh, baby. Wow. This is Jesus. It's what?
00:36:15
Speaker
This is getting tough out here. Did you hear that? Oh, there it is. Yeah, it was like... Yeah, it's really delayed for some reason on my end. Oh, did you click it and then like two seconds later it was like that? I clicked it. I said, did you hear that? And once I said, did you hear that, I heard it.
Technical Issues and Mishaps
00:36:35
Speaker
Oh, I heard it before you said that. I think it might just be delayed for you. What about this?
00:36:47
Speaker
Whoa, wait, how do I stop it? I thought it was gonna stop. Did it stop? It stopped. I'm sorry. Okay. Wow. I need to gather some beers. Okay, I'll give him distraction, wait.
00:37:11
Speaker
Tell them about our sponsors real quick. Well, I go out and gather some supplies. Okay. This podcast is brought to you by your 10 huge mistakes and movies. You probably missed in the Pixar movie. Oh, fuck. It's a planet truck. Hey, Pixar, wrong movie of goofballs. That belongs to the toy store.
00:37:42
Speaker
You did it again. It's from the wrong movie. In Wallace, there's an egregious scene with the Pizza Planet truck. Hate Pixar, you monkey-brained idiots. Maybe delete the fucking truck next time. In the terrible film Brave, the witch or whatever is carving what looks to be like a little Pizza Planet truck. Hey, that's from the wrong fucking movie! I don't remember much from the movie onward, but I'll always remember when they left in the Pizza Fucking Planet!
00:38:24
Speaker
And also Gatorade. What can you put in your kid? Gatorade.
00:38:34
Speaker
I stopped hearing noises from our dear co-host, Lucas. Not really sure what to gather from that. I hope he's okay, but I will continue on, as I always do. So, Jack, on a scale from one to 10, how happy would you say you are? Oh, I'd say maybe a two.
00:39:05
Speaker
Oh, I hear Luke. Luke, welcome back. Luke? Hey, hi. Hey, welcome back. Thank you. Hi. What did I miss? You missed a word from two of our sponsors. And then I heard a lot of, oh, oh, oh, shit. And then you went silent for a while, so I thought maybe you died.
00:39:34
Speaker
I did spill a lot, including soy sauce. Oh, Luke. But not limited to beer as well. You want to know something?
Shocking Discoveries and Reactions
00:39:50
Speaker
Yeah. I've had a lot of South Park pop up on my TikTok for you page. Yeah.
00:39:59
Speaker
and i see almost no more family guy anymore but south park is actually kind of funny dude i fuck with south park so much um south park is like making fun of the trends you know and family guy is just like
00:40:29
Speaker
is like my brain is departed, humor, sort of thing. South Park is also like that, but it's more like you have to know what's happening. I am Lord. I am Lord. I am Lord. I am Lord. I am Lord.
00:40:53
Speaker
Is that the one where he's making the big poops? Or is that a different one? That's the poops one. Yeah, I didn't know they were combined. Oh, this is the one, though, where Stan is listening to that music that's like... That sounds like a guy from SpongeBob.
00:41:21
Speaker
If from rock bottom, yeah, yeah. Yeah, from rock bottom. I'm sorry, viewers, if you didn't understand that, you just go. Absolutely no one is listening to this at this point. If they're not, I'm kind of upset because this feels like one of our best ones yet. Does it really? It does, actually.
00:41:49
Speaker
Kind of feels like 90% of the time burping into the mic. It's more like, it's more like 15%, but, uh, there's a lot for sure. It doesn't like a burp. I love a burp. I'm a big fan, big fan. And there was some trivia, which we got to get back to. And I don't, I can't remember, um, what I was going to ask you. So I'll just let you double up on the trivia there.
00:42:20
Speaker
Okay, you ready? I'm ready. I got to take a shot. This is this is current events news kind of that's also trivia. Okay. Old is the youngest person to ever be diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Fuck this some scary shit. Youngest ever. 32.
00:42:53
Speaker
You are off by 13 years. Is it 19? Yep. Holy shit. Yeah, that's younger than than we are by like a year. Dude, that's younger than we are by four years. Stop. I'm trying to make myself feel better. Okay, two years because you have to be legal during a gage, you know.
00:43:20
Speaker
Well, we are. I could tell anyone I'm 19. It's not illegal. I told that to some stranger on the internet and he paid me like 600 bucks. What did you show him? Feet? Nudes? Let me know. How'd you know I showed him something? Well, it's 600 bucks. It's gotta get him something. Well, I mean, now we're flirting a little bit, but...
00:43:50
Speaker
You don't pay 600 bucks just for some flirting. That sounds like it's coming from experience, Lucas. No, this is just common sense that stop it. You don't, you don't. If you're a pedophile, who knows? Maybe he told me to say something to him. There's a website that you can go on. Yeah. That shows you all the sex offenders in your area.
00:44:19
Speaker
where like the buildings they are registered with. Is that true? Yeah. And it's fucking scary, dude. Because if you go on there, I understand you can get a sex offender charge for like peeing on a church building or something. But there's a there's a fuck ton of sex offenders. If you go look at that shit like there's like seven just on my street. Hold on. I'm looking. Do you have to go to a registry?
00:44:49
Speaker
I think it's called like watch dog. Let me look family watch dog. Here we go. Yeah four seven to five South Holly Street Okay Got it, it's loading Each marker represents a sex offender Holy shit
00:45:19
Speaker
For real, dude. Dude! It shows you a picture of him! Yeah! If it shows you the dot is associated with the crime they committed. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, how do I get back to the map? Uh, just press the back button. I think I need to go forward. There we go. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:45:50
Speaker
Red is offense against child. So in my, like in a mile radius, there are seven Reds. Right now from you right now? Yeah. And when I have sexual battery, there are two within that mile radius.
00:46:17
Speaker
Oh yeah, dude, I got, uh, wait, how do you, where's the, where do you see the mile radius? Oh, that's 500 meters. What is one kilometer? Okay. Within one kilometer radius. Let me count the reds for you here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. There's 10 reds within a mile of me. Dude, there's like one that's like in my office or it's really close to my office.
00:46:48
Speaker
it's fucking scary okay so there's one that happened in the hotel across from my office the hotel oh shit that's fucking sketchy as fuck wait it's dark red what does that mean offended other so he had an offense against a child at that hotel
00:47:17
Speaker
So he fucking brought the child to the hotel and offended them sexually. I don't know. Okay. This fucking whack. Dude, in between me and work, I have two schools.
00:47:36
Speaker
And just on that path that I would take to school, you pass by like, or not to school to work, you pass by like four sex offenders. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy how many there are like, that shit's like, it's like so despicable that you don't think that many people would be charged.
00:48:01
Speaker
because you don't think that that many people are that bad of a person. When you look at that and you're like, holy shit, my faith in humanity is negative right now. Hey, my math teacher's on here. Wait, what year? Let me know. Junior? What year of math? Junior year. Oh, hey.
00:48:28
Speaker
she was kind of hot though i'm not surprised oh wait i'm thinking of someone else i'm thinking of somebody who graduated from the university of phoenix online we had a teacher at our school that graduated from phoenix online yes are you kidding it was like algebra or or
00:48:52
Speaker
I think it was algebra or honors geometry or something like that. Was she old? Or was he old? She was older, like late 30s, early 40s. No, I was talking about Miss Marbury. Oh, dude, that was freshman year. I was in her class. I was too. She threw a shoe at Mason. Yes. Wait, were you in the same class as me?
00:49:23
Speaker
Was but then I got moved to miss racers class. Oh, yeah, cuz you're smart and shit. I Mean like not to brag That the case a kid would fall asleep in class all the time and she'd like walk up to the desk next to him and just slam her hand on the table like bang and
00:49:47
Speaker
And he would like pop up and he'd be like, Oh, sorry. I didn't sleep much last night. She reminds me of that teacher from Matilda that made the fat kid eat a whole chocolate cake in the, in the closet. Missed orange bowl. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So in Matilda, a teacher made a kid turn gay, but not telling anyone and then eat a whole chocolate cake.
00:50:19
Speaker
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The closet was physical, not. Oh, okay. So she was in an actual closet. Yeah, she like locked him in a closet and like forced him to eat a full cake because he was fat. Dude, that shit, that shit gave me fat syndrome.
00:50:41
Speaker
I also have fat syndrome. That's why I always get really scared when I see myself in the mirror. Dude, for real, I get terrified. I have to close my bathroom door at night because if I get up in the middle of the night to go pee or something, I'll fucking scream. Yeah, me too. It's terrifying.
00:51:03
Speaker
Okay, I have a trivia question for you. Yeah. Because you just watched all the movies. Which Harry Potter book is, and it's the only one, which Harry Potter book is on my bookshelf in my room? How am I supposed to know that? No, you know it. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. That's the worst book!
00:51:31
Speaker
Okay, dude actually I Was thinking about this because I was watching through them all and I was like This might be the worst movie out of all of them. So I went and looked at the rotten tomatoes For the movie scores not the books cuz I don't really that's just gay yeah, but I looked at the rotten tomatoes for the movies and That one is the highest of all of them
00:52:01
Speaker
I would disagree wholeheartedly. I totally agree. It's important. I get it, but the movie was, it just didn't do it for me. What's your favorite movie? It has to be Deathly Hallows, part two. It's so good. It's so good. It's so fucking good.
00:52:25
Speaker
My favorite book was The Chamber of Secrets. And my favorite movie was The Goblet of Fire. Did you? Oh, Goblet of Fire might be my second for movies. Yeah. But did you actually read all the books? I read the first like four.
00:52:47
Speaker
Actually. Yeah. Mish was like, you need to read. And I was like, okay. And then I read like three or four of them and I'm like, this sucks. And then she got me an X-Box. Dude, that's pretty dope. I love an X-Box. Yeah. X-Boxes are sick. I don't, wait, wait, guess you just texted me. Who?
00:53:19
Speaker
Hey! Hey! What's up? Welcome to Hadid Wiese, you fucking chotch. Oh! Hey! We have seven minutes left and I'm giving you very important airtime, so say something good. You called me on the spot, it's not my fault. So should I hang up? That's the fault. Are you mean to say something good? Are you fucking useless? I can hang up.
00:53:49
Speaker
Wait, say that again? I don't know why you'd expect these things of me, buddy. Can you have a trivia question for you? Wait, before you do that, can you tell Fogel that I say, hi, it's Luke? There's a message for you first.
00:54:12
Speaker
The message goes, hi, it's Luke. Okay. Hi, Luke. Hi, Luke. It's Luke. I'm definitely being retarded. Um, which, Hey, Luke, which, which trivia question should we ask him?
00:54:43
Speaker
Give him the Harry Potter one that you just gave me. Okay. Wait, you didn't even give me the answer, but anyway. Okay, here's your trivia question, Fogle, for one million dollars. Okay. I have one single Harry Potter book on my bookshelf. What is it? Yes.
00:55:06
Speaker
Oh my god, I don't know any of the names of the books or the movies. The seventh one, part one. No! And that one isn't in two books, it's just one book. They made it two movies. Oh, I don't know. Harry Potter's gay and anti-Semitic. Yeah, Harry Potter is anti-Semitic because all the goblins have really big noses and they run the banks.
00:55:34
Speaker
Okay, I'll give you that one What That's okay, we're gonna call someone else and ask so we have to hang up Okay, okay, bye Rachel Yeah called Rachel, okay
00:56:04
Speaker
This is exciting. She's not gonna answer. Come on, Rachel. If she doesn't answer, I'll call her. Okay. I'm actually like a little bit offended if she doesn't pick up. Yeah, like what's she doing? Your call has been forwarded to us on Saturday.
00:56:33
Speaker
I'm going to visit her too in like two months, you know? I deserve a little bit of recognition right now, you know? Yeah. Whatever, caller. Whatever. Okay, I'll call her. What's the answer, by the way? The world. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. What?
00:57:02
Speaker
You just called the wrong radio. Oh no, I can't hear you, Luke. Jack. There's a big issue with the, with the headset. I can't hear you. Jack, disconnect from the AirPods. You idiot.