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jfriedman17: and um bump um Oh wait, where is it?
Luke: You gotta play it.
jfriedman17: Oh god, I lost it, guys. I know I lost it. Hold on.
Luke: Oh, Jack.
jfriedman17: food
jfriedman17: It's all on brand, we're fine.
Luke: fifteen
jfriedman17: Where is he? No one knows.
Luke: being
jfriedman17: And welcome to Headed Weeds.
Vic _ Aran: da
jfriedman17: We have a very, very special episode today i addressing the elephant in the room.
Luke: the biggest one one Well, we have three but we have one particularly very important guest.
Vic _ Aran: This is the engine.
jfriedman17: It's the biggest one yet. And the reason that is, is Luke just got a haircut.
wubb: Nice one dude.
jfriedman17: Yeah, shout out, shout out sketch for that one. um No, we have a it's a very exciting episode. We have another guest. We've been on our guest train. And we're very, we're very happy to welcome um
jfriedman17: Right. That's right. We have three total, one super new, super fresh, but apparently has listened to a few episodes, which is more than I could ever ask for. And I am not going to do the introduction myself because I don't think that's fair. I'm going to let someone else take it over. So whoever wants to do that, please take it over.
Luke: Well, here, I'll do the intro, and then you and then we'll let the guests intro themselves, right?
jfriedman17: Right. Well, yeah, right.
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: The typical guest intro after the intro, you know?
Luke: Our very special guest today is Mr. Alan Laws, the co -founder of Laws Whiskey, and I think president right now. I'm not too sure.
Vic _ Aran: co -founder, but this co -founder shit comes from.
wubb: Yeah, what are you talking about, dude?
Luke: but
jfriedman17: and What do you mean, co? Where?
wubb: What the fuck?
Luke: Well, I thought you and Marianne, you know, you both just trying to give the credit.
Vic _ Aran: Oh man, you're already playing to the, oh yeah, she's glowing.
wubb: Wow. Wow.
jfriedman17: e
wubb: Dude.
Luke: Okay, the pounder.
wubb: You don't need to make any new friends, okay? It's fine.
Luke: Well, I have two friends.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I mean...
Luke: I need at least three.
jfriedman17: Luke, did...
Luke: But anyway, I'm so excited.
Vic _ Aran: Thanks for having me on, fellas.
jfriedman17: Oh, it's... I am also ecstatic. It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure to have a new guest. We're always happy to welcome someone else into the into the pool of guests that we've already collected. it's a good It's a good vibe and we're we're happy. And what we usually do when we have guests on is we have them say, you know, who they are, maybe where they're from, and then just a fun fact about themselves.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: um And then yeah, that's it. We'll leave it at that. um So if you want to just like, you know, just tell them a little bit about yourselves and then we'll get things rolling.
Vic _ Aran: All right folks, this is Al Laws from Laws Whiskey House here in Denver. And is that all I gotta do? Oh, my fun fact is, yeah, I don't know.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Luke: well
jfriedman17: You can think about it.
Vic _ Aran: No fun fact here.
wubb: ah good
jfriedman17: You can think about it.
wubb: yeah
Vic _ Aran: Your fun fact is that you have some cool tattoos.
jfriedman17: Oh, nice.
Vic _ Aran: There you go. Victoria's coming in with that.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, and I'm throwing about 255, 14 times on the bench.
jfriedman17: but Okay.
Luke: Is that actually true because I got to know ah Damn it.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: No, it's not true.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Luke: I was hoping it was true.
Vic _ Aran: When I lay down on that bench, though, and look at that bar, that's what I think I'm listing.
Luke: I was really hoping What what it what are we shooting right now though?
Vic _ Aran: sit its visualizedization
Vic _ Aran: Mmm, probably 170, 175.
Luke: Okay, okay. That's respectable.
Vic _ Aran: Thank you, boys.
wubb: Yeah, that's right, yeah, that's right my dad could beat up your dad hundred percent hundred percent
Luke: probably Probably most definitely, I would think.
Vic _ Aran: like
Vic _ Aran: but
Luke: Yep. I don't think my dad works out, so, you know.
jfriedman17: well
jfriedman17: I hear in Ohio, they actually have a ban on gyms in Cleveland.
Vic _ Aran: yeah
jfriedman17: Where are they?
Luke: Yeah, you should see the people out there.
Vic _ Aran: but
Luke: It's astonishing.
jfriedman17: You're not allowed to have a gym.
Luke: Yeah, they need him out there.
jfriedman17: Yeah, absolutely.
Luke: I'm sorry. I can't stop coughing. ah um No, it's not the vape.
jfriedman17: Oh.
Vic _ Aran: got Stop hitting that vape.
wubb: Nice.
jfriedman17: Hey.
Luke: I have bronchitis, Alan.
Vic _ Aran: no Oh my God.
Luke: oop
jfriedman17: You, you still have bronchitis. You've had that like a week.
Luke: Well, I took the antibiotics and I'm like, I'm like better, but I still have the cough, you know?
jfriedman17: No, I don't. If you're better, like you probably don't have the cough anymore.
Luke: No, because all the other stuff all the other stuff is gone though Like
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, I think that's the definition of being better.
jfriedman17: Right.
Vic _ Aran: No cost.
jfriedman17: Well, okay.
Vic _ Aran: Move.
jfriedman17: Well, let's get into this. What other stuff did you have?
Vic _ Aran: yeah
Luke: Okay,
jfriedman17: I need, I need like description description.
Vic _ Aran: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to hear about any dripping or whatever. I don't want to hear any of that stuff.
Luke: ah yeah yeah, then we should just we should cut this And move on.
Vic _ Aran: Let's move on.
Luke: Yep Should we let the other two guests tell them?
jfriedman17: We'll move on, we'll move on.
Luke: I mean, we know the pods had them before
jfriedman17: Well, they could, yeah, they can reintroduce themselves with a new fun fact. um That'd be great.
Luke: Yeah, I like that.
jfriedman17: Yeah. Okay. So why don't you guys reintroduce yourselves, say a new fun fact and then your social security number and we'll get going.
Luke: if
Vic _ Aran: Address social security number. Hello. I'm Victoria back on the pod. Great to be here. Um, and my fun fact is that Alan laws is my father. god
jfriedman17: That is a fun fact that's very fun.
Luke: Oh, you s stole it.
wubb: It's a good fun fact.
jfriedman17: Yeah, you can't repeat fun facts by the way. It's just a thing Luke might have that one on yeah, but Okay, I'm kidding i'm kidding
wubb: That's dumb.
Vic _ Aran: Well, boom.
Luke: to
wubb: This is Will Law's most recurring guest on the pod, I'd assume.
Luke: Oh, yep.
wubb: If that's correct, I'll take that trophy. I'll take that belt. um
Luke: Whoa, what?
wubb: Wait a minute.
Luke: the What?
Vic _ Aran: but
wubb: ah Fun fact. ah my uh my mother is married to alan laws this
jfriedman17: Okay, come on guys I Yeah, I think so.
Luke: if you'
Vic _ Aran: This is so lame. Like, you gotta get all the better ones than that.
wubb: isn't lame i don't have a fun fact uh well what's with this it's a
Vic _ Aran: a see
jfriedman17: I think that we're gonna at the end of the episode We're gonna come back to both of you and you're gonna have better fun facts Dude
Luke: Wait, I only came back for you, Wub.
Vic _ Aran: I have a fun fact for you, Will.
wubb: This is like first day of school, like name an animal that has the letter of your first name.
Vic _ Aran: you
wubb: It's like, what are we doing, guys?
Luke: Yeah, I'm Luke.
jfriedman17: stop stealing my segment.
wubb: This is an established pod.
Luke: I'm a lion.
wubb: This is an established pod.
Vic _ Aran: Hey, we should keep that one.
jfriedman17: That's my segment. I
Vic _ Aran: I like that one. That sounds like a good game.
wubb: Whale.
jfriedman17: man Oh, good. Nice. All right, Luke, your turn.
Luke: Wait, for a second, I was going to say, no, Wub. W is your nickname, but it is your real name, too.
Vic _ Aran: thank
jfriedman17: All right.
Vic _ Aran: Dude, tape gun.
wubb: It counts. It counts.
jfriedman17: You're just getting it all out.
Luke: That's why I'm the tape guy.
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: Yep.
Vic _ Aran: That should be your fun fact, Luke.
Luke: That I'm the tape guy?
Vic _ Aran: Tape Gun Guy lost his house, 2019? Yeah, maybe.
Luke: 19 inch, probably. Yeah.
wubb: 18 probably.
Vic _ Aran: Still that photo on the wall with Youth and Tape Gun.
Luke: You want to know something?
Luke: I cut myself, yeah.
Vic _ Aran: ah Tape Gun's a real difficult thing to use. so
Luke: It can be, but sometimes
jfriedman17: You cut yourself with a tape gun?
wubb: It's scary.
Luke: The tape doesn't cut when you want it to cut, and then and then when it doesn't cut, you kind of like you slingshot the blades, and then you cut yourself.
wubb: The metal teeth are scary.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
Luke: You know?
wubb: Understandable.
Luke: Thank you.
Vic _ Aran: Higher education is really helping you, huh?
Luke: if It's helping me in different ways, okay?
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Guy can't use a tape gun. He's going to be a doctor. Are you sh...
Vic _ Aran: That's right. This is like a, is this part of your PhD thesis?
jfriedman17: It should be.
Luke: This podcast. Oh no.
Vic _ Aran: the no no The history of tape guns and how dangerous they could be and how to re -engineer them.
jfriedman17: oh do kiss you Thank you.
Luke: Oh, I should do that. I've, you know, it's a good idea.
Vic _ Aran: and
Luke: Actually.
wubb: Alan, this isn't a political podcast, OK? We try to stay away from politics here.
jfriedman17: Thank you. That's a, that's a good point, but also he raised a lot of good concerns.
Luke: Yes.
jfriedman17: So I'm i'm here for it.
wubb: Solid questions.
Vic _ Aran: like
Luke: You You are or something crazy though, about that day.
jfriedman17: All right, doctor.
Luke: I didn't know Wub at that point. And I was scared of Wub.
wubb: Whoa, why?
wubb: For what? Can I hear what reason exactly you were scared of me for?
Luke: I don't know, man. I was intimidated because Victoria was like, Wub's so cool. And I was like, I'm not cool, man. He's cooler than me.
Vic _ Aran: but
Vic _ Aran: Wow.
jfriedman17: Wow.
wubb: I feel honored.
Luke: yes
wubb: i've I don't think I've ever been feared.
Vic _ Aran: didn
Luke: Well, you have in 2019.
Vic _ Aran: You guys, too bad this wasn't video.
jfriedman17: Well, now you have. Yeah. You've been feared for five years.
Vic _ Aran: You could see his new scary glasses. It makes him look intimidating. Yeah, like Jeffrey.
Luke: You got scary glasses?
wubb: They're cool.
jfriedman17: o Send a picture.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
wubb: They're cool. I will.
jfriedman17: Send a pic.
wubb: they're They're double bar. They're a little Dahmer -esque, but they're rose gold, so they like kind of like tame that assumption.
jfriedman17: Yeah. This is going straight on the story at headed underscore waste.
Luke: Dumber asked.
jfriedman17: Dahmer.
Luke: I think I know what you're talking about.
wubb: There you go.
Luke: Is that why they're scary?
wubb: ah I mean, are they're a little like 80s dad vibe.
jfriedman17: Oh, they are pretty dumber -esque. Holy shit.
wubb: OK, how do I look at that?
jfriedman17: No, no, they are, but it's a good look.
Luke: Oh no, those are sick.
wubb: Thank you.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I like them. I like them.
wubb: That's what I think as well.
jfriedman17: I like them.
wubb: They're cool.
Luke: Wow.
wubb: Help me see.
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: Do they?
Luke: Um, okay.
wubb: Pretty well.
jfriedman17: Nice.
Luke: I guess, I guess one of our guests is feeling pretty antsy right now to get on through
Vic _ Aran: How can we spell my name wrong?
jfriedman17: but Who might that be?
Vic _ Aran: Oh, because they call you Aaron.
wubb: Aaron.
Luke: this from South Park, Aaron.
Vic _ Aran: Aaron.
wubb: It's Aaron.
jfriedman17: oh
wubb: Arid.
jfriedman17: and
Vic _ Aran: right
wubb: My guardians.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: thank god
jfriedman17: a k Okay. Okay.
Luke: Oh, come on, Jack.
jfriedman17: Jeff.
Luke: That's not the worst thing we've said on the pod.
jfriedman17: Oh, I know. But Jeff takes care of most of that shit. So I'm just going to make a note for him.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: um You were saying, Luke,
Luke: Okay. Yeah.
Luke: Should I, should we go into um our first segment?
jfriedman17: Um, I don't know. Jeff usually cues up the, uh, up there. There it is.
wubb: Thanks, Jeff.
jfriedman17: You know what that means. It's time for headed. We segment numero uno brought to you in part by Gatorade. Luke, you want to do the ad read?
Luke: No, you got this one, Jack.
jfriedman17: All right.
jfriedman17: This podcast is brought to you by Gatorade. What can you put in your kid Gatorade?
Vic _ Aran: Oh my God.
wubb: That's a great ad.
Vic _ Aran: It's such a weirdo.
jfriedman17: It's a pretty aggressive one, but it is, it's, you know, Hey, we, I just, I just read what they send us.
Luke: It's their new plugin. It's controversial.
wubb: There's nothing aggressive about that.
jfriedman17: So that's about, that's about all I can do.
Luke: That's true. Yeah.
jfriedman17: Um, Luke, take it away segment numero uno on today's.
Luke: Okay. Um, Alan, have you seen these drafts before?
jfriedman17: so
Luke: Um, where people draft, uh, like a specific topic of things.
Vic _ Aran: No.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: oh
Luke: That's what we're going to do.
jfriedman17: but
Vic _ Aran: nothing explain up Yeah.
jfriedman17: But you're familiar you're familiar with how a draft works. um And that's it. We're just going to go person by person, and we're going to draft a couple of things that Luke has decided on.
wubb: What's the draft topic for today?
Luke: Okay, but I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need everybody to.
Vic _ Aran: Okay.
Luke: Excuse me, holy shit.
jfriedman17: That was the one comment.
Luke: I can't control that.
wubb: There's a lot of burps.
Luke: Anyway, I'm gonna need everybody to pick a number one through five.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, I don't like those numbers.
jfriedman17: I'll go last. Yeah. Can I get one through 10?
Luke: i
wubb: Guys, he's being difficult.
jfriedman17: I agree. I kind of like, I want the whole range.
Luke: Okay. Yeah. We can go one through 10. Sure. Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: Date. Three.
Luke: Eight. Wait, wait, wait. Eight for Aaron. What was Victoria?
Vic _ Aran: Three.
Luke: Three for Vic.
jfriedman17: Is this price is right guessing or is this like, it is prices, right?
Luke: What?
wubb: I'll go ah'll go five.
Luke: Yeah. Five for web. Yep.
jfriedman17: Oh, well, I'll go one.
Luke: One for Jack and Luke's gonna go with seven and the magic number is Two Jack, oh, it's a tie between Jack and Vic Okay Victoria you're gonna go first and then ah Jack you're gonna go second and then what you're gonna go first
jfriedman17: Yup.
jfriedman17: Drum roll please.
wubb: Ladies first, Jack.
jfriedman17: No, but yeah, ladies, ladies first.
wubb: Don't be don't be rude.
jfriedman17: Also guests first.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: She's taking this very seriously, she's pacing around the room.
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: Who's basing around the room? Victoria?
Vic _ Aran: yeah Yeah, she's pulling pretty hard on a high noon and as well.
jfriedman17: No, these the these drafts hold a heavy weight.
Vic _ Aran: So there's a lot of tension here.
jfriedman17: Yeah, there is.
Vic _ Aran: A lot of tension.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: It's Friday.
Luke: Yeah, you if you don't win, I mean, it's a big deal.
wubb: It's Friday.
Luke: i The winner gets a lot of bragging rights here, a lot of pull in the pod.
Vic _ Aran: um
jfriedman17: Yep.
wubb: Yeah.
jfriedman17: That's why Luke votes for himself three times.
wubb: $10 ,000 prize pool is what I heard.
jfriedman17: It's unbelievable.
Vic _ Aran: So what's the category?
Luke: the Oh. Okay, okay, wait, let me get through the draft order here first, ma 'am.
wubb: That's a great question.
jfriedman17: We need to get the order first. We need to get the order first.
Luke: Victoria, okay. It's okay.
jfriedman17: Sometimes it can be a disadvantage to go first.
Luke: Okay, Victoria first, Jack second, Wub third, Aaron fourth, Luke fifth. All right, and the category is, it's freezer food, the foods you would find in your freezer.
jfriedman17: to
jfriedman17: a you You would pick that.
wubb: Oh, man.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, ice cream. No, dad.
wubb: No, you got no. oh
Vic _ Aran: so I think I've hit a buzzer. Oh no, it's your turn. It's my turn.
Luke: Okay. Okay. Yeah. And so we're each going to, we're each going to draft five.
Vic _ Aran: I gave her that. I gave that one up. That was a great one.
wubb: Ice cream is a great one.
Luke: It was, it was.
jfriedman17: Okay, okay. In everyone's interest, just before we start, were because this category is somewhat limited, we're going to have to get a little specific.
Luke: Yes.
jfriedman17: So let's just make sure we're getting specific. um And ah is is there anything that's like off limits?
Vic _ Aran: I'm ready.
wubb: i agree
Luke: All right.
wubb: I agree.
Luke: The, the, why.
Luke: Anything that you would find in your freezer.
jfriedman17: Okay, got it.
Vic _ Aran: Nope, so no body parts or something like that, is that right?
jfriedman17: No, you could, if they're in your freezer, yeah, you could definitely partake.
Luke: I mean, if you wanted to do that, yeah, you could.
wubb: Mmm.
Vic _ Aran: Well, you know, Will li has a special freezer at his new place and he's got polymer glasses.
wubb: No, I don't. That's wrong.
Vic _ Aran: I'm just worried what might come out.
wubb: I don't.
Luke: I hear he's got a blue plastic vat in the corner of his room.
jfriedman17: i know
wubb: Guys, I promise I don't.
wubb: No, no, no, no, no. Guys, guys, guys.
jfriedman17: f FBI, are you listening?
wubb: Guys, we said we would take this off the pod, and you're bringing it on the pod. and I don't appreciate that.
jfriedman17: Okay, well, raid, raid them.
Vic _ Aran: All right, can I go?
Luke: beautiful Okay, fine, fine. Yeah, Victoria, what's your pick?
jfriedman17: Sorry, go ahead.
Vic _ Aran: Dino nuggies.
jfriedman17: Oh my god.
Luke: Dino Nuggies, that's a great pick.
wubb: Solid first pick.
Vic _ Aran: Are these like vegan diet? Diamond, diamond, diamond. but but you not yeah but of but but up They can be, but I just want to keep it.
Luke: i mean
Vic _ Aran: Dino nuggies. Okay.
wubb: It's pretty broad.
Luke: That's fair.
wubb: It's pretty broad selection.
Vic _ Aran: What? Who makes?
jfriedman17: No, there's only one good
Vic _ Aran: They're trying to get sponsors. We're getting a name brand.
jfriedman17: It's only one good brand of dino nuggies, and all I know is that the box is like kind of purple. That's it. That's all I know.
Vic _ Aran: All right, Jackie, yes.
jfriedman17: Is it my turn? Wow. I'm going to go with Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Vic _ Aran: Ooh.
wubb: Solid pick. It's a great pick.
jfriedman17: Luke, I think, is just dying in the background.
wubb: Yeah, our host is gone.
Luke: i god that Just had a moment for myself I Didn't want to talk directly in the microphone.
jfriedman17: yeah
jfriedman17: I love it because like he was coughing and then you just hear the cough like fade away. slowly yeah yeah okay um Go ahead whoever is third.
wubb: Is it my turn now?
Luke: So oh god, um Dine up mate you said pizza rolls Yeah
Vic _ Aran: William's third.
wubb: I'm going to go with mozzarella sticks.
Vic _ Aran: All right, Doug, your turn.
Luke: That's a good one, that's a good one. Okay, okay.
jfriedman17: terrific
Vic _ Aran: Mine would be Luke's brand, Lobster Tales.
wubb: Oh my goodness.
Luke: Lobster, Luke's brand lobster there.
Vic _ Aran: Gotta go to Whole Foods, buddy.
wubb: None of us have the bank account for that frozen item.
Luke: Can you...
jfriedman17: I don't think I've walked into Whole Foods since I left my parents' house.
Luke: Okay, but we know they're good, at least. I mean, everybody likes a lobster tail, and and I make them so you know they're good.
Vic _ Aran: it's It's the actual branding. It's good.
Luke: Yeah, it's my Britain.
Vic _ Aran: Well, oh I didn't know that. So you definitely can be affording the, you know, $40 it costs with two, two little lobster tails that are frozen.
Luke: Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't comment on the Whole Foods.
Vic _ Aran: You're rolling.
Luke: That was Jack in WUB. So, you know.
jfriedman17: Enough.
Luke: Okay, um I'm gonna go with ah bagel bites.
Vic _ Aran: Ooh.
wubb: Good pick.
jfriedman17: That, that's great.
Luke: And then since we're snaking here, I'm gonna go with a hot pocket.
jfriedman17: Right?
Vic _ Aran: she was turning in What's that i mean?
jfriedman17: Ah, dude.
Vic _ Aran: So we go all the way through the list and then Luke did one and now he goes to, and now we go back.
jfriedman17: you yeah
Vic _ Aran: So and then it goes, you will be Jack. We snake. Okay. So it's your turn.
Luke: All right, so what are we putting on those lobster tails, Alan?
jfriedman17: Wait, what kind of Hot Pockets are you getting, though?
Vic _ Aran: Yeah. Are we talking pepperoni or like.
Luke: Oh, nice press.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: what are What are we at?
jfriedman17: What?
Luke: I'm going to go with the pepperoni Hot Pockets.
Vic _ Aran: I like that.
jfriedman17: I dropped my Hot Pocket. All right. Who's next?
wubb: Is it me?
Vic _ Aran: No, it's bad.
Luke: It's to Aaron.
jfriedman17: Oh, yeah.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, I gotta go again.
jfriedman17: That's right.
Vic _ Aran: How about some Amy's tortellini, pesto tortellini?
wubb: Damn.
jfriedman17: Oh, what a call.
Luke: Amy's pesto tortellini.
Vic _ Aran: Okay.
jfriedman17: What a panic.
wubb: Great pig.
Luke: That's a good pick.
jfriedman17: Oh,
Vic _ Aran: It's got to get the brand names in here. You're trying to get some, ah you know, some sponsorships.
jfriedman17: ah
wubb: Very true.
jfriedman17: oh don't you worry here.
Vic _ Aran: Gonna play it up a bit.
Luke: Oh, good point.
jfriedman17: Don't you worry. We got some pics coming up.
wubb: um
jfriedman17: Who's the index?
wubb: For my second pick, for my second pick, I'm going to go with Tlenty ice cream.
jfriedman17: Will.
Luke: Then we got Wub.
Luke: Oh, fuck.
Vic _ Aran: wo That was one of mine, you douche.
Luke: That was so good, Wub.
wubb: You fucked.
jfriedman17: Hey, hey, hey, no, no trash talk will be had on this pod.
Vic _ Aran: yes
Luke: yeah
wubb: You suck, Victoria.
Vic _ Aran: Oh no, here we go.
jfriedman17: Nice. Good one. That was great.
wubb: Thank you.
Vic _ Aran: Libby, do you have a specific flavor of tilenti?
jfriedman17: Okay.
wubb: The peanut butter chocolate, but the one with the little Reese's cups in it and the little like little flakes of peanut butter in them, that's the best one by far.
Vic _ Aran: Okay. Okay.
Luke: peanut butter cup.
jfriedman17: You big peanut butter guy.
wubb: As much as the next guy.
jfriedman17: I'm allergic to nuts, so I don't i don't like them that much.
wubb: Seems like a you problem.
Luke: That's definitely not true.
jfriedman17: It is.
Vic _ Aran: jack It's your turn.
jfriedman17: Okay, it's my turn.
Luke: Yep.
jfriedman17: ah Yeah, um it's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.
Luke: That's a good pick.
Vic _ Aran: Whoa.
jfriedman17: Fire me up.
wubb: oh Wow.
jfriedman17: Come on.
Vic _ Aran: Well done.
jfriedman17: This podcast is brought to you by DiGiorno.
wubb: Wow.
Vic _ Aran: Well done.
jfriedman17: It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno. Bang.
Luke: Nice.
jfriedman17: Come on.
Vic _ Aran: All right.
Luke: Wait, it's pepperoni? What are we talking or are we just doing dejorn?
jfriedman17: I mean, I'll take pep, but yeah, if someone wants to take cheese, by all means, go for it.
Luke: Yep.
wubb: Pep is overrated, man. Pep is such an overrated pizza oven.
Luke: I fully disagree.
jfriedman17: um Yeah, I disagree with that as well.
Vic _ Aran: All right, I'm gonna...
jfriedman17: Okay.
Luke: Jack, you eat cheese pizza.
wubb: ah love cheese
jfriedman17: I'm a changed man. You haven't seen me in like six months.
Luke: yes okay
jfriedman17: I'm a big pep guy now.
Luke: Okay Six dollars it took Nice cool.
jfriedman17: and That was it.
Luke: Okay, we'll get ah we'll get a pep together soon.
jfriedman17: Pause.
Vic _ Aran: Can I go?
Luke: Okay Oh
wubb: I
jfriedman17: Go ahead.
Vic _ Aran: Mine is um Snickers ice cream bars.
wubb: love cheese. Damn.
Luke: oh
wubb: ah
jfriedman17: that's ah That's a great one.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, I got it.
Luke: I'm forgetting about a lot of things right now that you guys do.
Vic _ Aran: I got another one because we're snaking, right?
Luke: You do. You do.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
wubb: yes Yes.
Vic _ Aran: All right. Stoli Vodka.
wubb: Nice.
Luke: Stoli vodka.
Vic _ Aran: Isn't that my vodka? Yeah, but it's in your fridge. I was getting more freezers. Well, you should have said Pink Whitney. Pink Whitney, yes. My new Amsterdam.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: yeah nice nice bang bang
Vic _ Aran: You know, it's trying to get the sponsorships going.
wubb: Don't take my third pick. Don't take my third pick, guys. Don't take my third pick.
Vic _ Aran: Stoli ain't going to sponsor anything. That's Russian, I think. so
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: It is.
Vic _ Aran: You should change that.
wubb: Yeah, Alan, we're a non -political podcast.
Vic _ Aran: i can
wubb: So I'll throw that out there again one more time.
Vic _ Aran: Fair enough.
jfriedman17: i think it might be actually i think still he might be Ukrainian
Luke: No, Stoli's rush out, I'm sure.
Vic _ Aran: I think it is Ukrainian. It moved it moved out of Russia.
wubb: Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Vic _ Aran: In fact, the the Russian government right now is suing the person who owns the ah the brand, trying to get it back.
jfriedman17: Yeah. Right.
Vic _ Aran: That's how Vladimir Putin rolls.
Luke: Really?
Vic _ Aran: He can't even let someone have a delicious, iced,
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: Neutral spirit.
wubb: are
jfriedman17: That's right. I agree. I'm more in favor of President Putin. um
Luke: Okay, wait, it's Stoli? It's Stoli? Wait, what?
jfriedman17: We're not a political podcast. We're moving on.
wubb: We're not a political podcast guys.
Vic _ Aran: yes All right, Friedman, and you're up again.
Luke: Wait, I have a question.
jfriedman17: Oh, it's me.
wubb: know
Luke: I have a question before, before you continue.
Vic _ Aran: What?
Luke: Is Stoli a good vodka? I thought it was like trashcan vodka.
Vic _ Aran: In my opinion, it's very good. You don't want vodka from like the French. You want it from people that know about but vodka. So like Polish vodka, great. um Yeah, we won't go into Russian vodka because we're not being political here and I don't buy anything.
jfriedman17: Right. We're not getting political.
Luke: Oh yeah. Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: But yeah, no, it is a good vodka.
Luke: Smart.
jfriedman17: That's right.
wubb: Guys, let's be real.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
jfriedman17: All right.
wubb: Let's be real guys, do we want anything from France?
Luke: Okay.
jfriedman17: It's my turn, right?
Vic _ Aran: You know what makes the best vodka around here, though, is Bear Creek.
Luke: Who? Bear Creek.
Vic _ Aran: which is just a distillery not far from here. Beer Creek distillery makes this amazing Rybodka. And by here he means Denver.
jfriedman17: Shh.
Vic _ Aran: Yes.
jfriedman17: Shh.
Luke: That I figured, yup, I figured.
jfriedman17: Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Vic _ Aran: I'm just helping the listeners out.
jfriedman17: Shh.
wubb: It's another sponsor.
Luke: I'm gonna write that down. Write that down, write that down.
jfriedman17: Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Write that down, write down, do it, write down, write down.
Luke: should Oh God.
jfriedman17: And just before I go, I'm just gonna do a quick word from our sponsors. and but from naova vodkato Okay.
Vic _ Aran: There you go.
wubb: just
jfriedman17: um
Luke: Jack, this is supposed to be not political.
jfriedman17: um No, not we're not getting political at all, don't worry about it.
Vic _ Aran: yeah
jfriedman17: um I'm gonna take, ah oh fuck, is it Nestle that does the drumsticks, those ice cream drumsticks?
Luke: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: oh
wubb: No, you asshole!
Luke: I think so.
jfriedman17: I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take that.
Vic _ Aran: home
Luke: Good choice, good choice.
Vic _ Aran: Just finished one of those last night.
wubb: Slam my
Luke: to
jfriedman17: They're so good.
Vic _ Aran: We got the little ones too.
jfriedman17: They're so good.
Vic _ Aran: The little ones suck.
wubb: desk.
Vic _ Aran: They're like, there's only like three bites to them.
jfriedman17: No, I know.
Vic _ Aran: It's like not even worth unwrapping.
jfriedman17: Are you like a, no nuts?
Vic _ Aran: And it doesn't have the chocolate dip and the nuts on them. They're terrible. You gotta get the full size of them. No nuts.
wubb: You gotta get the nuts on top, though.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I mean, as I said before, I'm a big nut guy, so.
Luke: I don't like the nuts on top.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: I bet you are.
Luke: Oh, yeah.
jfriedman17: It was, he's here, he's firing back, let's go. um ah oh Yeah, no, they're they're so good.
Vic _ Aran: um take
Luke: it should
Vic _ Aran: like
jfriedman17: Are you a cone guy or are you like the ice cream on top guy?
Vic _ Aran: I like the bottom of the cone where the chocolate is.
wubb: oh
Luke: Chocolate.
jfriedman17: Right, that, yep, absolutely.
wubb: Yes, yes, yes.
Luke: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Okay, we're on the same page here.
Luke: If you don't, if that's not your favorite part, you're a psychopath.
jfriedman17: sort of
Vic _ Aran: That's right. You're just ripping through the the ice cream to get to the cone.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Right.
wubb: Yes, yes.
Luke: Yeah, yeah it's a job up until then.
jfriedman17: That's right. Yeah. If that's not your favorite part, you might as well be wearing Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.
wubb: Thank you.
wubb: All right, all right. Guys, I was having a good time.
jfriedman17: yeah This is
Luke: We're still having a good time. We're still having a good time.
jfriedman17: having a good time.
wubb: I've had a great time and then someone took my drumsticks and then they also shit on my glasses which I need to see out of so you're making fun of one person you're making fun of a blind guy thought is yes it is yes it is if that's not my fault all right for the third pick for my third pick
Vic _ Aran: Oh, the pity.
Luke: just
Vic _ Aran: oh Oh, my weakness.
jfriedman17: yeah yeah
Vic _ Aran: My weakness is my eyes.
Vic _ Aran: yeah
jfriedman17: and
wubb: I'm going to go the vodka route, but I'm taking the Pink Whitney in my parents' freezer that I don't drink when I'm home, and then they have it there forever.
Luke: I love that.
Vic _ Aran: It's only for you.
jfriedman17: I mean, that's a safe that's a safe play. I respect it.
wubb: Yes, I got to go with the Pink Whitney in there.
Luke: Yeah, that is.
wubb: It's better when frozen. If you drink it warm, I think you're a psychopath.
jfriedman17: Yeah, that's a target audience pick.
Vic _ Aran: I know the drumsticks was on my mind there too.
Luke: You can do both. You can do both.
wubb: You can, but you might have some health problems afterwards.
Luke: If you're in a pinch, you know.
wubb: Yes, yes.
Vic _ Aran: it's your turn
Luke: Yep.
jfriedman17: I'm usually in a...
Luke: Okay. It is. ah It's Aaron's pick.
wubb: I can't believe drumsticks got taken.
jfriedman17: Sorry.
Vic _ Aran: i know the drum six was on my mind there too um I'm going to go with like frozen shrimp from like see um from King Super's.
Luke: Frozen.
wubb: you're going like You're going like the delegate.
jfriedman17: Just, ah yeah, he likes the seafood route. Here we go, frozen shrimp.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: Here's the thing though.
jfriedman17: Come on.
Luke: He's going to win over all of the fancy people.
wubb: All right.
Vic _ Aran: What's the brand, Miriam? It's in the fridge. but
wubb: No outside help.
Vic _ Aran: and
wubb: This is outside help.
Vic _ Aran: and foler
jfriedman17: You can't look in the freezer during the draft.
wubb: No, this is out this is outside help.
Luke: you
wubb: This is outside help.
jfriedman17: That's unbelievable.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, you can't do that.
wubb: Illegal.
jfriedman17: That's cheating.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, I have a whole entourage.
wubb: That's illegal.
Vic _ Aran: I'm kind of a big thing.
wubb: Flag on the play. Flag on the play.
Vic _ Aran: but
Luke: Guys, you know what?
wubb: Flag on the play.
Luke: It's okay. He can have all, he can have every frozen shrimp brand.
jfriedman17: That's fair.
Luke: Doesn't matter.
jfriedman17: but Well, yeah, we'll allow it.
Luke: He can have it all.
jfriedman17: We'll allow it.
wubb: I mean, I wasn't thinking of it either.
Vic _ Aran: It's so good.
Luke: I don't, yeah.
Vic _ Aran: These are already deveined folks. They're already deveined. They're frozen. They easily peel off some brown sugar, some curry.
Luke: Oh, they got, they got the parts on them.
jfriedman17: Ooh, giving out a whole recipe here.
Vic _ Aran: Amazing in the pan.
wubb: Wow.
jfriedman17: Let's go.
wubb: Holy shit.
Luke: You have to take the head off.
Vic _ Aran: No, just the tails.
Luke: Oh, okay.
wubb: No head.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: Absolutely no head.
jfriedman17: Tell us my favorite part of this round.
Vic _ Aran: What size are they? They're like 15s. So 15 to put to a pound. They're big.
wubb: Holy.
jfriedman17: Oh, shit.
Luke: Fifteens, I didn't know there was shrimp sizes before I never drink through That's true All
jfriedman17: Those are some really big shrimp.
Vic _ Aran: Gentlemen, a day without learning is a day wasted.
wubb: And there we are.
Vic _ Aran: so
jfriedman17: like um on Someone tweet that right now. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
wubb: because Damn
jfriedman17: My God. My God. I'm just going to try and do an advice page.
Vic _ Aran: you yeah
Luke: right, um I got two picks here for the people.
Vic _ Aran: Oh.
Luke: And I'm going to go with Stouffer's Mac and G's.
Vic _ Aran: oh
jfriedman17: Oh, dude.
Vic _ Aran: Oh. Oh.
jfriedman17: That is such a steal deep in the area.
Luke: Yeah, that's a sleeper.
jfriedman17: Are we deep in third round or are we fourth now?
Luke: We're third and we're entering the fourth.
wubb: It's just fourth.
jfriedman17: Oh, dude, that is such a good pick.
wubb: Third round pick, that's crazy.
Luke: And for my fourth pick, I'm going to go with the
jfriedman17: and
Luke: Double chocolate caramel magnum bar.
wubb: Holy shit.
jfriedman17: So you chose
Vic _ Aran: no
wubb: The double only?
Vic _ Aran: Is he sure that's not a condom yeah
wubb: Sounds like a condom.
jfriedman17: It day kind of does.
Luke: You would think, you would think it, but you just have to, you just have to taste it.
jfriedman17: It kind of does sound like a condom.
jfriedman17: I'm looking this up. I think it might be. Wait, repeat that. Repeat that again. I'm looking it up.
Luke: Double chocolate caramel magnum bar.
jfriedman17: Double.
Vic _ Aran: but
jfriedman17: I'm just looking up double chocolate. Chocolate. What was after that?
Luke: Carmel.
Vic _ Aran: Magnum bar.
jfriedman17: Caramel Magnum. That's right. Caramel Magnum.
Vic _ Aran: Wubbe, they sell those at WEM, don't they? At the pool?
wubb: I wouldn't have a clue.
jfriedman17: they said they also They also sell these in condom form. They do.
wubb: ah do I knew they did.
Vic _ Aran: I bet it
jfriedman17: and
wubb: I knew it.
jfriedman17: That's insane.
Luke: Equally good.
wubb: Yes.
jfriedman17: And when it comes with a rhino pill. That's crazy.
Luke: All right.
Vic _ Aran: comes with the rhino pool.
jfriedman17: i All right.
wubb: All right, Alan.
jfriedman17: Moving on. Moving on. Moving on.
wubb: Let's go, Alan.
Vic _ Aran: Can I just do one? Yeah, we're snaking.
jfriedman17: Poor snake.
Vic _ Aran: I told you.
wubb: It's Snake.
jfriedman17: Wait.
Vic _ Aran: Oh.
jfriedman17: Oh, sorry.
Vic _ Aran: What what round is this?
jfriedman17: You're going to go ahead.
Vic _ Aran: This is four.
jfriedman17: This is round four.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah. Out of five.
Luke: We got two more.
Vic _ Aran: Now, this is like the idea here is to pick them something you like, not just what might be in their refrigerators or freezer. Yeah.
Luke: Yeah, what you like, yeah.
Vic _ Aran: You want to make the best list because then they post it on their Instagram afterwards and people vote on which one they think is the best.
jfriedman17: Oh, no.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, okay, well, I'm gonna go bacon -wrapped filets.
wubb: What the fuck?
Luke: Wait, wait, wait, what?
wubb: Where are we going with this, man?
jfriedman17: Fuck you. God damn it. That is such a good pick. I was ready to go steak route and he just took it from me.
wubb: None of None of the listeners have the bank account for your list right now.
jfriedman17: No, but it it to me if if it, yeah, if that was in my freezer, would I eat that immediately?
wubb: I guarantee that.
Luke: But here's the thing, though, I'll be drooling over here.
wubb: Bacon wrap...
wubb: Bacon wrap fillets?
Luke: Yet.
jfriedman17: Yeah, absolutely.
wubb: Holy hell.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah. Hey, Will, you got those in your freezer.
wubb: Who are we? I do. We have not made them yet. Omaha Steaks, shout out, new sponsor, Omaha Steaks.
Vic _ Aran: good There you go, Omaha.
Luke: Ooh, Omaha Steaks are pretty great.
Vic _ Aran: Bring it in, Omaha.
wubb: There you go.
jfriedman17: Uh, also shout out Kansas city stakes.
wubb: Shout out, Omaha.
jfriedman17: Very good as well.
wubb: No.
jfriedman17: Good competitor. You should try them out.
Luke: Haven't had them.
wubb: Got it.
jfriedman17: You should try them out. They're, they're similar. And I think it's, it's, they're also very good.
Luke: I think I prefer my steaks from Oklahoma. Or Nebraska?
Vic _ Aran: Ooh.
Luke: Nebraska.
jfriedman17: Oh, dude.
Luke: Where's Omaha?
jfriedman17: That's tough. It's in Nebraska, but that's tough that you just said.
wubb: Omaha is in Nebraska.
Luke: Yeah, I prefer them from there.
wubb: There you go.
jfriedman17: You've had a couple of blunders already and we're only halfway through the episode.
wubb: He has bronchitis. He has bronchitis.
Vic _ Aran: this
Luke: I haven't refused.
jfriedman17: Oh, that's right. I forgot. That's my bad. That's my bad. I forgot.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: um
Vic _ Aran: All
jfriedman17: All right.
Luke: um All right.
wubb: For my fourth pick, I'm going to say this.
jfriedman17: Fourth.
wubb: I hope you all say it with me. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
jfriedman17: Quandatic bar.
wubb: Thank you.
Luke: I was hoping nobody would say it with him.
wubb: Thank you.
jfriedman17: Terrific.
wubb: Klondike bar, fourth pick.
jfriedman17: Terrific.
wubb: Steal the draft, honestly.
Luke: monday
wubb: It's like a Pavel Datsuke in the sixth round. That's kind of what it is.
jfriedman17: Is it?
wubb: ah It's around.
jfriedman17: Is it really?
wubb: It's around there.
Vic _ Aran: right.
jfriedman17: I mean, ah that's right.
Luke: but Well, these are things that are are delicacies for us, you know?
Vic _ Aran: You guys are all gonna have diabetes, what you're picking. No, we're funding.
wubb: Yes. Well known.
Vic _ Aran: I see.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
wubb: Within the frozen and snack community.
Luke: These aren't every night partaking, you know?
jfriedman17: Well, it's my turn.
Luke: All right, Jack, it's you.
jfriedman17: Are we ready for my pick?
Luke: Oh, wait, wait, we should make, we should make web specify with Klondike bar, like the OG or the Choco Taco or the mint.
jfriedman17: What do you mean? It's the, it's the square. No, it's the square.
wubb: The square, the dip square, the dip square that melts in your hand about halfway through.
jfriedman17: The Klondike bar everyone's talking about is the square. Yeah.
Luke: Okay. Okay.
Luke: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: Not the pace you eat them.
Luke: All right, Jack.
jfriedman17: Oh, shit.
Luke: Whoa.
wubb: Dude, dude, dude, what the hell? Come on.
Vic _ Aran: yeah
jfriedman17: Oh my God.
wubb: We're and we're and we're a non -political podcast.
wubb: That's insane.
jfriedman17: I mean, this is crazy.
Luke: What do you
jfriedman17: I'm just here, I'm just sitting back and watching the show.
wubb: what
jfriedman17: This is wild.
wubb: That's like that.
Luke: need to tell us something?
wubb: What an absolute. That's insane.
Vic _ Aran: well All right, Freeman.
wubb: Yeah.
jfriedman17: um Yeah, I'm debating between two and I don't want one to be stolen before I go again.
Luke: And pick it, brother.
jfriedman17: No, I'm going to let it sit because I think it's a good fifth round pick. I'm going to take it on a similar note, and it's but it might catch a few. I'm going to take the Twix ice cream bars that are sitting on the fridge.
Luke: Mm -hmm. Yep.
jfriedman17: It's the safe play and I just had to do it to round out my my five and I don't think anyone else is going to take the fifth.
wubb: Man. Wow.
jfriedman17: so
Luke: All right.
Vic _ Aran: All right.
jfriedman17: but as long
Luke: I like that.
wubb: um
Vic _ Aran: For my fourth round pick, I'm going to go mango mochi. so
wubb: Hmm.
Vic _ Aran: Oh.
Luke: Hmm.
Vic _ Aran: Oh. leadersers
wubb: Hmm.
Luke: I mean, I don't hate it. I just, I think there was better picks on the board.
jfriedman17: Why'd you go?
wubb: I don't love it.
Vic _ Aran: Okay, well, and then my fifth round pick is Kid Cuisine.
wubb: Ignore picks.
jfriedman17: Okay, that's really good, but I can't say I've had that in like 15 years, so it At one point it did slap absolutely
wubb: Damn it.
Vic _ Aran: and
Luke: Oh, shit.
wubb: Damn it.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, same, but like it's it's a classic.
Luke: The nostalgia isn't enough.
wubb: Yes. Dude, the spprintk the sprinkles in the pudding, dude?
Vic _ Aran: Mm -hmm.
Luke: It's pretty goes in the pudding, dude.
wubb: Yeah, dude. Sprinkle pudding, dude? Pretty sick.
Luke: I got what Jack do to do the thing.
jfriedman17: some Got some fucking, got some fucking banana bread at work today, dude.
Vic _ Aran: Hell Have you seen that video?
jfriedman17: Hell yeah.
wubb: Oh, yeah.
Vic _ Aran: No. I'll show you it later.
jfriedman17: My mom told me if I wait for things, good things will happen.
Luke: me
wubb: I'm going to prepare that work today.
jfriedman17: And I got some fucking banana bread at work today, dude. Hell yeah. Okay. um Is it my turn again?
wubb: It is.
Vic _ Aran: Yes.
jfriedman17: It did not get stolen, thank God. And this freezer item is not for consumption, no.
wubb: Huh?
Vic _ Aran: Uh -oh.
jfriedman17: It's for use. I'm taking a bag of frozen peas. Let's go.
Vic _ Aran: o
jfriedman17: Hey! Hey! What do you want when you're injured? A bag of frozen peas.
wubb: More of an more of an ice pack guy What
jfriedman17: Fire me up.
jfriedman17: No, take the...
Vic _ Aran: The frozen peas get around your injury better.
jfriedman17: That's right. That's right.
wubb: do you know about injuries Victoria?
jfriedman17: Ooh, I'd take more than one.
Vic _ Aran: I'm unbalanced. I fall a lot.
wubb: Touche Yeah
Vic _ Aran: It's a big head.
jfriedman17: yeah ah This shot's left and right. This is crazy. zo
wubb: yeah
jfriedman17: right
wubb: Um, and this might be a hot take for my fifth round pick, but it was technically already taken, but it's more, we're going specifics here.
jfriedman17: Oh boy. Oh, this always scares me.
wubb: I'm going California pizza kitchen, barbecue chicken pizza.
Vic _ Aran: o
Luke: I like it. I like it.
wubb: Thank you.
Luke: That's a good, yeah.
wubb: I know it's a pizza. It's not DiGiorno, but it's like thin crust.
jfriedman17: It's also not delivery, but does that, does that make it?
wubb: ah Obviously.
Luke: Wait, Jack, what was your, what was your pick?
jfriedman17: You can look in the chat. I've been writing all these.
Vic _ Aran: Frozen peas.
Luke: Yeah, I see Fronus P's and i I'm having a throat reading that.
wubb: man
Vic _ Aran: I think that's French for frozen.
jfriedman17: Listen man, the sun's going down and I i have and my sunglasses on again right now and I can't see anything.
Luke: Oh, okay.
wubb: Yes, yeah yeah yep, yep, yep.
Luke: Thank you. You're very cultured.
jfriedman17: I'm just kind of shooting in the dark.
wubb: All right.
Luke: ah Okay, you're forgiven.
Vic _ Aran: right
jfriedman17: no Thank you.
Luke: All right, Aaron.
jfriedman17: Here we go.
wubb: Alan with your last pick.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, this is an easy one, but it's probably more in your budget range too. So it's the Jimmy Dean's breakfast egg, breakfast sausage, like sandwiches.
wubb: I love that.
Luke: Stop.
jfriedman17: Oh, let's go.
wubb: Oh!
jfriedman17: Yes.
Luke: o
jfriedman17: Yes.
wubb: Fuck.
jfriedman17: Yes.
wubb: How do we forget those?
jfriedman17: Wow, that is a terrific pick.
Luke: i
Vic _ Aran: one
wubb: Holy shit.
Luke: Stop.
jfriedman17: That might that might just win in the whole thing.
wubb: That's the steal of the draft.
Vic _ Aran: That's putting me over the top.
jfriedman17: i think it I think it might.
wubb: 100%. 100%.
Luke: I like it.
jfriedman17: Luke, you're keeping track of these, right?
Vic _ Aran: It's making me much more populous.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: Yeah, you're very relatable now.
jfriedman17: i
Luke: You're appealing to the crowd.
jfriedman17: yeah
Vic _ Aran: yes
jfriedman17: a
Luke: You are.
wubb: Very relatable.
jfriedman17: It's a crab pick. We love it. We love crab picks.
wubb: God, that's such a good pick.
jfriedman17: ah we have a Do we have a last pick now?
Luke: oh We do.
wubb: Good value pick.
Luke: We do. Well, Luke does.
wubb: Rook.
jfriedman17: And with the last pick in the 2024 frozen foods draft, Luke Biggins selects oh Mr.
Luke: Mr. Irrelevant.
jfriedman17: Irrelevance is
Vic _ Aran: Yes.
Luke: Tachitos.
Vic _ Aran: Ooh.
jfriedman17: Oh, I forgot about those.
wubb: Nice. so I was thinking about those too.
Luke: I think that's a good value pick there.
wubb: Those are a staple.
jfriedman17: I agree. No, that was a very good last pick. And I think that's a terrific way to round out the draft.
Vic _ Aran: I'd say that that last pick, like they come in single serving bags.
jfriedman17: um
Vic _ Aran: There's like 30 or so in them, right? So that's, I think that's one of the best picks there.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: You don't open that bag and put it back in the freezer.
wubb: You know what?
Luke: Thank you.
wubb: ah
jfriedman17: does any Does anyone have honorable
Vic _ Aran: You lay it all out on the pan and put them in the oven.
Luke: You know where.
jfriedman17: Does anyone have honorable mentions that they want to just throw out there for the next few minutes?
wubb: I was going to throw out.
Luke: Wait.
wubb: I don't. It's not technically a consumable, but I was going to throw out the Zinn container that you put in the freezer.
Vic _ Aran: Oh,
jfriedman17: Okay. Okay.
Vic _ Aran: So why?
wubb: I was going to do that.
jfriedman17: True. I never seen that happen.
Vic _ Aran: You like them cold?
wubb: ah Putting them in the freezer and then popping them out, it's like eating a re -season that you put in the fucking freezer.
jfriedman17: I've seen, I've seen pods thrown in the freezer. I've never seen pouches. So that's, uh,
wubb: No, you know, you you put the whole container in the freezer for like half hour and you pop them in, maybe a little spearmint, maybe a wintergreen action, and then your day's set after a couple of years, you're good.
jfriedman17: Wow.
jfriedman17: I'll tell you, this generation is getting innovative for sure.
Luke: you
jfriedman17: They're thinking of everything.
wubb: Thank you. I appreciate that, Jack.
jfriedman17: No, I, I'm right there with you.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
jfriedman17: Um, terrific.
Vic _ Aran: Eric has an honorable mention.
jfriedman17: Any other album form? Yep.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, Eric.
jfriedman17: Let's hear it.
Luke: Wait Eric has been here the whole time Nobody said anything what That's crazy
Vic _ Aran: Yeah. yeah
Vic _ Aran: yes
Vic _ Aran: He's totally on this whole podcast guys.
jfriedman17: this is this is the most you welcome welcome welcome to oh my god
Luke: I hear it.
Vic _ Aran: Hi. i wind mince
Luke: Oh, okay.
wubb: Aww, fuck!
Vic _ Aran: What are you going for?
jfriedman17: That might be, okay, okay, Luke, when we post this poll, you need to have a single section with one pick from Eric that just says Thin Mints.
wubb: Uhhh... Put minus in my - I think he will.
jfriedman17: And I think, I honestly think there's a good chance he might win the whole thing.
Luke: okay Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: it seems
jfriedman17: That is a terrific pick.
Vic _ Aran: nothing
Luke: I'm going to do that. Okay.
jfriedman17: Oh my goodness.
wubb: How do we forget about - oh my god.
Luke: I mean, there's a lot of food that's good in the freezer, you know?
jfriedman17: That's tough. It's not, is it Thin Mint season though? Like when is Girl Scout season? When are those cookies coming around? They're like fall, right?
Luke: Dude, they just start after your money every day as Girl Scout season.
wubb: they fall item I feel like they're out and about, but you just don't see them until it gets dark out.
Luke: Yeah, they big gang up on you in the Diagon Alley way.
jfriedman17: What?
Vic _ Aran: yeah
wubb: Yeah, they'll just assault you and be like, why am I something I was?
Vic _ Aran: hey Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell's going on in Bozeman?
Luke: shows
wubb: I don't know. Dude, outside?
Vic _ Aran: They let the real scouts out at night, like looking to roll you for some cash.
wubb: Hey, man. Hey, man. Dude.
wubb: All I'm saying is don't go near the Albertsons after 9 .30 PM.
Luke: Your girls are fierce.
wubb: They're coming after you.
Vic _ Aran: And they all dressed like peaky blinders.
jfriedman17: and
Luke: Noted.
wubb: Yep.
jfriedman17: that's that's where that's where troop 417 from dodgeball camps out with bernice that was taking the horse brake riser god damn it sorry
Luke: Oh.
Vic _ Aran: oh
wubb: Exactly, exactly, yep.
Luke: but We have a Bernice.
Luke: Wait, okay, Jack, can I ask you, why did you choose frozen fucking peas?
wubb: Terrible pick.
jfriedman17: Um, because no, I was, I was going out of the box here because peas, a lot of people need for more than just consumption.
wubb: Awful pick.
Luke: Horrible pick.
jfriedman17: It's more of a use pick. It's like, I have terrible knees and I could tell you I've used frozen peas hundreds of times on my knees.
Luke: On your knees?
jfriedman17: I've used peas on my knees.
Vic _ Aran: like
Luke: Dude, just get a kid a fucking ice pack.
jfriedman17: No, it doesn't, like what Victoria said, it doesn't, it doesn't wrap around as easy and as well.
wubb: That's what I'm saying.
Luke: You can get a good ice quack that is better than peas.
wubb: Dude, it's 2024. There's good ice pack technology.
jfriedman17: Oh, sorry, let me drop $500 on a fucking ice pack.
wubb: All right.
jfriedman17: Excuse my friend excuse French.
wubb: You go to CVS, get one for $10.
Vic _ Aran: Thank you very much.
Luke: at The ice pack industry has toned down.
jfriedman17: the French.
Vic _ Aran: I'm coming in to support Jack on this.
jfriedman17: Thank you.
Vic _ Aran: They're way better. They cost 90 cents. And then you can eat them after.
jfriedman17: Thank you.
Vic _ Aran: You eating those ice packs after?
jfriedman17: Yes!
Vic _ Aran: No.
jfriedman17: No, they're toxic.
Luke: I know for a fact that Jack, Jack has never eaten a pea in his life.
jfriedman17: Luke's probably eaten a few of those, actually.
jfriedman17: That's not true. And I can absolutely, I have a picture of me eating one, I think.
Luke: Are you ever a picture of you eating pea?
jfriedman17: And I'll send it to you.
wubb: No, you don't.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
wubb: I don't know you don't.
jfriedman17: No, I'm sending, I'm gonna send it right now. I'm sending it right now.
wubb: You don't have a picture.
Luke: You sticko.
jfriedman17: I'm sending it to you right now. I'm sending it to the chat.
wubb: I just want to I just want all the wheezers to know that Jack just lied live on the podcast.
Vic _ Aran: Guys?
jfriedman17: Hold on. I have to find it really quick.
wubb: He has never eaten a penis in his entire life.
jfriedman17: No, no, no.
Luke: Yep, he did.
jfriedman17: I'm sending it to the chat right now.
Luke: He's lying to you.
wubb: He's lying to you.
jfriedman17: Here we go.
wubb: This is this is fake news.
jfriedman17: I just found it. I just found it. Here you go.
Luke: if he If he has eaten peas in his life, it was because they were forced down his gullet.
jfriedman17: Just sent it.
wubb: Yes.
Luke: Yeah, he sent us a fucking picture to all the listeners out there.
Vic _ Aran: and but
wubb: It's not even you. Yep, yeah yeah
Vic _ Aran: Are you using listeners in plural?
Luke: Never had peas.
jfriedman17: good ra Okay.
Vic _ Aran: I don't know.
wubb: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Luke: Whoa.
jfriedman17: Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a second. We got a backtrack here.
Luke: I'll have you know, Alan, that we have 30 average listeners.
jfriedman17: What the what the hell was that? No, no, no, no, no. Last episode, I was looking at the stats, had 41 listeners.
wubb: Hey, hey, I just want to put this out here.
jfriedman17: Last episode.
Luke: Actually, you're real?
Vic _ Aran: That's crazy!
jfriedman17: Yep. We had 41.
wubb: I just want to put this out here.
jfriedman17: We had 41.
wubb: Alan, you can make fun of your children. Don't make fun of the weisters, all right?
Luke: this Wait, wait.
jfriedman17: yeah There's definitely things that these people could be doing that would improve their life.
Vic _ Aran: Okay, duly noted, duly noted.
wubb: i im I'm glad you took the cruises in there.
jfriedman17: Um, but they're here.
Luke: Did we actually have 41 viewers or new listeners?
jfriedman17: No, I promise you all.
wubb: That's kind of crazy.
Vic _ Aran: You just made that up.
jfriedman17: I, we did on the last, no, we did.
Luke: That is shocking.
jfriedman17: When we started out, when we started out, we were in triple digits, but we've since then not been posting as much.
Vic _ Aran: You've lost ground from the beginning?
wubb: no
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: ah Well, people started listening.
Vic _ Aran: yeah I'm not PR guy, I'm gonna tell you.
jfriedman17: Wait, wait, wait. This is like ah a bell curve. We're on a bell curve right now.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, I see. Well, you know, every episode has its own curve, so yeah.
jfriedman17: Someone, that one's giving me credit for that reference.
wubb: It's just like life, you know, there's ebbs and flows.
jfriedman17: Come on.
Luke: Well, with our with this high -profile guest appearance today, we're hoping for quadruple digits.
Vic _ Aran: All right.
jfriedman17: Right.
Luke: you know
jfriedman17: And I'm not going to lie, I've been pushing this.
Vic _ Aran: Let me bring up ah one of the main reasons that we're on tonight is the launch of Law's Whiskey House, CU supporting for CU athletics.
Luke: Hmm let's go
wubb: Wow.
Vic _ Aran: Go Buffs. Ralphie's Reserve. I'm wearing my blinders right now. I'm sorry, blenders.
wubb: wow
Vic _ Aran: They're kind of like blinders.
jfriedman17: Do you have you have an ad an ad you want to read on the pod? Or do you just want to just go with the shout out? Because I love the shout out.
Vic _ Aran: I'm just going shout out. I think everybody over 21 needs to get this.
jfriedman17: I love it.
Vic _ Aran: um It launched literally this week. we's some There's some really great pre -market sales. A lot of folks jumped on this. um Ralphie's Reserve, man.
Luke: Wait, so let me ask let me ask you a question.
Vic _ Aran: We're supporting CU athletics. 10 % of the money here goes to feed the Buffalo.
Luke: Ooh.
wubb: Oh nice.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, Ralphie, yeah. So this is pretty important, right?
jfriedman17: Yeah, absolutely.
Vic _ Aran: When you pick you picked that class of Ralphie's Reserve up, whether you mix it with, what do you guys mix it with?
Luke: It is.
jfriedman17: the
Vic _ Aran: Coke or?
Luke: We drink it straight because it's that good.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, it is that good.
jfriedman17: Yeah, that's right.
Vic _ Aran: But, uh, you know, I have to again, reach out to everybody.
jfriedman17: it is like If anything, you're like mixing it yeah with like a ah root beer or a Coke or something.
wubb: Root beer is a good option.
Vic _ Aran: Maybe a little ginger ale. I don't know.
wubb: Root beer, root beer, yep.
jfriedman17: I don't know.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah. he did Whatever you want to put in it. Um, maybe just ice. You put that up, you look to the the sky and you go to the Buffalo and then you get it down.
wubb: That works too.
wubb: Yes. To the Buffalo.
Vic _ Aran: That's how you do it.
Luke: I love it.
jfriedman17: Yep.
Luke: I love it.
jfriedman17: Terrific.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
Luke: you um Can you give the out -of -state weisters some information you know if they want to pre -order this special whiskey?
jfriedman17: I love that.
Vic _ Aran: king They can definitely get it online. We had to resupply our third party vendor because it sold out um in the first four days. So there is more coming to California. Yeah, this is the craziness of this thing. So we send it to California to get, you know, that's our third party vendor because in Colorado you can't do that. so
jfriedman17: right
Vic _ Aran: Um, but it's shipped all over what, 34 states. There's a few states you can't get to. We've had a lot of requests from like New York city and DC area where it has buffs. Alumni who want to do, you know, viewing or what do you call them? love it Watch parties. They do for all the games and they want to be able to have it.
jfriedman17: Right.
Vic _ Aran: It's going all the country boys.
jfriedman17: Absolutely.
Luke: I mean, i I'm buying my bottle right now.
jfriedman17: and and Right. And the thing is, is the large majority is this terrific. The large majority of our weisters are in California.
Vic _ Aran: Let's go.
jfriedman17: So if you're listening right now and you're in California, but go, go over, just check it out a little bit. And if you want to buy something, throw in promo code, it doesn't exist. And then go grab yourself a bottle, grab yourself a bottle, enjoy it and send us some reviews.
Luke: yeah
jfriedman17: And we'll be happy to post those on our page as well.
Vic _ Aran: And they need to take, they need to show that in the review, they need a photo of them with it, with their blenders on.
jfriedman17: But
Luke: yeah Yes, post a story on Instagram in tag -headed weest and lads whiskey for your shout out Wait you got blenders though, there's blenders too like the glasses Where do we get the blenders
wubb: Yes.
jfriedman17: That's right, with the blenders on.
Vic _ Aran: There you go.
jfriedman17: Bang, bang. And you'll get a great chat out. um Terrific, wonderful.
Vic _ Aran: Another.
Vic _ Aran: Oh yeah, man. Definitely have the blenders. I got the gold one. Oh, you get the blenders. I'm pretty sure online anywhere you're supporting, um, you know, coach prime there, he is the most stylish coach in all of NCAA. And, you know, he brings it, man.
wubb: 100 % he does Damn
Luke: Absolutely.
jfriedman17: yep that's that's exactly why i'm wearing my shades tonight today
Vic _ Aran: He's up this whole program.
Luke: I'm, I'm, I'm getting my blenders in, in Ralphie reserve today. Oh, me as well.
Vic _ Aran: And then, you know, I, as you all know, am a big fan of visors rather than and ball caps. so So you definitely need the Colorado, you know, CU Buff's bright white Nike visor to go with that.
Luke: oh me as well
wubb: As gay
Vic _ Aran: That completes the whole look.
Luke: hundred percent 100%. What if I got a bandana?
jfriedman17: and a chain, you need a massive chain and a watch just hanging.
Luke: I think we should, yeah, we should just all get the fit right now, you know?
jfriedman17: yeah
Luke: Massive chain visor.
jfriedman17: We'll post a link to Amazon that just has in the cart, just ripping, ripping.
Vic _ Aran: You'll be dripping.
Luke: Yep.
wubb: Definitely dripping.
Vic _ Aran: All right, guys.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: OK, I'll leave.
jfriedman17: Oh, wait, hold on. Luke's dying. Give it, give us a sec.
Luke: twitter
jfriedman17: Oh, there it is.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, God.
wubb: Nice. Oh, that terrible.
jfriedman17: Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
Vic _ Aran: My mom just said, Hawk Tua.
jfriedman17: This guy. Oh, nice.
wubb: No mom mom don't say that mom don't say Hawk to her Don't
jfriedman17: Yes.
Luke: I'm okay.
jfriedman17: Hey.
Luke: Whoa, whoa!
jfriedman17: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: listen
jfriedman17: OK.
Luke: I missed it!
jfriedman17: Yeah, you missed the hog, too. Sorry about it.
wubb: say Hawk to her mom don't say how to
Luke: yeah
jfriedman17: No, don't andd say it.
Vic _ Aran: anyway Anyways, one of the last couple minutes. Do you guys, what do you want to do? Do you want to just, do you have any questions for Aaron?
jfriedman17: um Oh, you know what that means. Anyone know what that means?
Vic _ Aran: Bonus round. and who
jfriedman17: It's a bonus round. i actually I actually came to the table with a few questions just in case we had some leftover time.
Luke: Damn
Vic _ Aran: oh no
Luke: you.
jfriedman17: There's and there's no need to know about this. um
wubb: Thank
jfriedman17: There might be, but I have three questions and everyone's gonna get and a chance to answer and then we'll wrap everything up.
wubb: you.
jfriedman17: And I'll just start with question number one, who is someone right now in this moment, if you were to transport into their body, who is someone you absolutely would not want to be?
Vic _ Aran: Oh no.
jfriedman17: Someone go first.
Luke: I'm thinking, um, probably Jeffrey Dahmer.
Vic _ Aran: you Didn't need dad he dead?
wubb: all right
jfriedman17: Is he alive still? Yeah, no, you have to pick a living person.
Vic _ Aran: to Can I like chime in here for the the obvious answer?
jfriedman17: Are you kidding me?
wubb: All right.
Luke: Well, dead or alive, man.
jfriedman17: Or did you mean what?
Luke: I don't want it, you know?
jfriedman17: No, you have to pick a living person. You have to redo.
Luke: Okay. so like Please.
jfriedman17: Yeah, go for it.
Vic _ Aran: it Joe Biden.
jfriedman17: Oh, I got political.
wubb: Yeah, there we go.
Vic _ Aran: see
wubb: There we go. Guys, come on.
jfriedman17: Come on. This is a non political podcast. Hey, great answer.
wubb: How many warnings how many warnings do we need?
Luke: this
jfriedman17: This is a non -political podcast. We're not going to, we're not going to entertain any of that really nice.
wubb: How many warnings?
Vic _ Aran: i I just, come on.
jfriedman17: I also agree with you.
Vic _ Aran: Do you watch that?
jfriedman17: That's a great, we're not.
Vic _ Aran: i You know, can I i have an answer?
jfriedman17: yeah o All right.
Luke: To be fair Well, I feel a little bit personally attacked right
jfriedman17: We're going to, yeah. but What do you got? Is it going to be political? Cause we don't entertain that.
Vic _ Aran: No, it's not. Well, I don't know if you consider this political, but um any mouth breather.
wubb: Mmm.
jfriedman17: Hmm. Do you wear mouth tape at night? You sound like someone who just got mouth tape for when they sleep.
Vic _ Aran: Dude, if you see Jack at the gym, he's, you know, like that's very nice.
jfriedman17: Okay. Okay. This is great. Thanks for tuning in ahead. No, I'm kidding.
jfriedman17: All right.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
jfriedman17: So what else?
Luke: Wow, I gave my answer Fucking Dahmer His closest living relative William lost
jfriedman17: Come on. Come on. What would would you say?
jfriedman17: um That's right. But you have to pick a living person.
Vic _ Aran: That's.
jfriedman17: You have to repick.
wubb: That's not me.
jfriedman17: All right. That's fair. We'll, we'll accept that answer. All right. Um, onto the next random guest, William laws.
wubb: Weisters. Weisters. Wait, time out. Time out.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: Weisters, as well as you know, not a relatively different number.
Luke: Yeah. That's you.
jfriedman17: They say that we don't, we can't, we can't say for sure.
Luke: you Yeah. Good job.
wubb: I may like his fashion statements, but I don't like his actions.
Vic _ Aran: All
Luke: Yes.
jfriedman17: Some, a Hey, Hey, someone make note of that.
Luke: A spoot.
Vic _ Aran: right.
jfriedman17: Someone don't make note of that.
wubb: Please make note of that.
jfriedman17: That's important.
Luke: I noted it.
wubb: um I think who I wouldn't want to be currently right here right now would be Honestly ah probably Dwayne the Rock Johnson It's
Vic _ Aran: Ooh.
jfriedman17: Hmm, an interesting pick.
Vic _ Aran: Why?
Luke: Why what?
wubb: just it's just too big You
jfriedman17: Okay.
Vic _ Aran: He can't do normal people things.
wubb: can't do north imagine him walking through a door can't do it
Luke: I don't know, man.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I mean, try to get in the car when you're Dwayne The Rock Johnson, it's just got to be tough.
wubb: Exactly. i I was trying to drive my Kia Soul as Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
jfriedman17: Your day to day life is your day to day life is inconvenient, for sure.
wubb: Impossible. Ruined.
Vic _ Aran: I think the social aspect of that's interesting too.
wubb: Absolutely ruined.
Vic _ Aran: You can't do anything because everyone loves you.
wubb: Exactly.
Vic _ Aran: like Who doesn't love The Rock?
wubb: Yeah.
jfriedman17: jesus
wubb: Exactly.
Vic _ Aran: And then you can't do anything without everyone bugging you or looking at you.
wubb: Mm -hmm.
Vic _ Aran: That's not that's not life.
wubb: Yep. It's the size and the the status that I'm turned off from.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I know. Terrific.
Luke: i Think I got a wholeheartedly disagree here with everyone He's the rock man wouldn't you want to be able to do Yeah But
jfriedman17: All right.
jfriedman17: Did you not listen to everything we just said? His day -to -day life is terrible.
wubb: but is, yep.
jfriedman17: He has no social life. He can't do anything without leaving The Rock.
wubb: and And no one calls you by your first name, but no one calls you by your first name.
Luke: no, he's got a social life he's got a social life with rich people and I
jfriedman17: No.
wubb: His name is Dwayne and everyone knows him as the Rock.
jfriedman17: When do you think the last time someone said, hey, Dwayne? I would say probably probably when he was like 16.
wubb: Never.
Luke: Yeah, but he's got a sick nickname.
wubb: Probably.
jfriedman17: That's a sad life to live, man.
Luke: The Rock.
jfriedman17: I don't know.
Luke: What if your nickname was The Rock?
jfriedman17: The Rock.
wubb: I'd feel pretty bad about myself.
jfriedman17: Yeah, I'd feel pretty heavy about myself.
Luke: I think I'd feel pretty good. Because he's...
Vic _ Aran: Come on, he's definitely a sympathetic character.
wubb: 100%.
Luke: He is a sympathetic character.
jfriedman17: I mean, I don't know. ah What can I say except?
Vic _ Aran: Are you just gonna leave us hanging there?
Luke: Yeah.
Vic _ Aran: He tends to do that sometimes.
jfriedman17: it's a No, it's that's a Dwayne the Rock Johnson song.
Luke: ah
Vic _ Aran: All right, what's question two?
jfriedman17: um but Oh, question two? Here we go. Here we go. Oh, I lost it. Wait, where'd it go?
Luke: Something tells me there wasn't a question too.
jfriedman17: Oh my God. Oh no, it's right here. Now I got it. Question two. Could you be Owen Wilson's wife for two months? Yes or no. And then I need, I need a a hint of explanation. That's it.
Luke: Wow.
wubb: why i don't know wait let me look it up look it up kate hudson kate hudson yeah yeah um maybe me yeah i like i like going listen
Vic _ Aran: Who's his wife?
jfriedman17: I don't even know.
Luke: um Lisa Wilson.
jfriedman17: I don't know. that It doesn't, no.
Vic _ Aran: It doesn't matter. He would be his wife. He would be his wife. Oh. I know I could do that. Just bitch slap him around a lot.
Luke: Whoa!
jfriedman17: Oh wait, he's not married anymore. he's not He's single now.
Vic _ Aran: shocking yeah wait why do we hate him sure so but what you're really saying is that but what you're really saying is being Kate Hudson I'd be Kate Hudson I got a lot of things I'd like to do
jfriedman17: It used to be Kate Hudson. well i just His voice is a little annoying and also his nose looks like a penis.
Luke: Is this
jfriedman17: And and once you see it, you can't unsee it.
wubb: Good point.
Luke: a score?
Luke: That's a fair point.
jfriedman17: Well, not no, the question is more is could you be married to him for two months?
wubb: big kid thats and
jfriedman17: You don't have to be Kate Hudson, but do you...
Luke: So am I still Luke?
wubb: Do I get a phone?
jfriedman17: Well, you're you're like a female Luke.
Vic _ Aran: I think I could. You get a lot of money on this.
jfriedman17: Sure, but...
Vic _ Aran: Oh, going financial right away. Yeah.
jfriedman17: Yeah, that's...
wubb: Do I get a phone? Do I get a phone?
Vic _ Aran: Do you get a phone?
jfriedman17: You have a phone? Yeah, sure.
Luke: You can have a phone.
wubb: i could I could handle Owen Wilson via the phone.
Luke: No, but it's only ah it's only a flip ah flip phone.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah,
Vic _ Aran: oh
jfriedman17: Yeah, it's a flip phone.
wubb: So no Instagram?
jfriedman17: You don't get to watch TikTok, or yeah, you have no socials.
wubb: Oh, man.
Vic _ Aran: yeah but you could just spend his money blindly and just vacate.
wubb: I could do it.
Vic _ Aran: god
wubb: Yeah, I'll just buy my own phone.
jfriedman17: Okay.
Luke: And you can watch cars one, two, and three all on repeat.
jfriedman17: Okay, guys.
Vic _ Aran: We could be on below deck. We could rent one of those yachts.
jfriedman17: guys
Luke: Oh, don't get me started.
wubb: Oh.
Luke: i i That's my dream.
Vic _ Aran: I know.
wubb: I could do it. I could do it.
jfriedman17: But also his voice is kind of annoying too. So like every night, you're like, get you're going to sleep.
Luke: No, because you just think of him as Lightning McQueen.
wubb: Wait.
jfriedman17: And he's like, was he, he was like, no, you can still like, I like wedding crashers, but I don't think I'd be his wife for for two months.
wubb: Does this mean I don't like wedding crashers?
Vic _ Aran: No, shit.
wubb: I love wedding crashers.
Luke: He is Lightning McQueen, you just think of that.
wubb: Wow, he is lighting McQueen.
Vic _ Aran: Kachow.
jfriedman17: Kachow.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: cha
jfriedman17: Man, this podcast just got struck by lightning. Kachow.
wubb: Good channel.
jfriedman17: Okay, sorry. um In my last question, okay, Luke, that's enough out of the you.
Vic _ Aran: but
jfriedman17: My last question is pretty fitting because we only have like three minutes left. Then we'll wrap it up. ah each Everyone could go down the line. where do you Where do you guys see yourself five beers from now? And we'll just we'll just go with that. ah We'll start with Luke.
Vic _ Aran: Five beers? Yeah.
jfriedman17: Yeah, five beers from now.
Vic _ Aran: That's a good question.
wubb: It's a solid question.
jfriedman17: Luke, where do you see yourself five beers from now?
Vic _ Aran: Can I stop being whiskey? Because like I don't ah couldn't drink five beers.
wubb: oh No, no, no.
jfriedman17: Sure. Sure. Yeah. No, you can take it. Like, it's really five drinks, but it just sounds better with beers.
wubb: But five drinks of whiskey is like laying in bed, passed out.
jfriedman17: OK, dude, we have three minutes.
wubb: Five beers is like having a good time.
jfriedman17: So like, what are you going to answer?
Vic _ Aran: I don't know, Will, you grew up in this house. I can do five whiskeys, no problem.
wubb: It's a solid point.
Vic _ Aran: um Wow, five whiskeys for now.
jfriedman17: Yeah.
wubb: That's a good point.
jfriedman17: Yeah. Bang.
Luke: Bang.
jfriedman17: and
Luke: Boom roasted.
wubb: Five beers from now I see myself ah Playing playing switch sports with my roommates The
jfriedman17: Yep.
jfriedman17: Terrific.
Vic _ Aran: Wow, that's not good.
jfriedman17: What sport do you excel at?
wubb: solid answer of the fancy
jfriedman17: Okay. i' All right.
Luke: Whoa, wait.
jfriedman17: ah Luke, you're up.
Luke: No, you, what?
jfriedman17: Luke, we have two minutes, dude. Just answer, please.
Luke: What was the question? I was having a fit.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, man.
jfriedman17: Where do you see yourself? Where do you see yourself five beers from now?
Luke: I see myself at approximately 11 PM Eastern Standard Time.
wubb: Wow.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, that's not another lame answer there.
jfriedman17: that's in no okay that's That's pretty bad.
Vic _ Aran: I don't know what's going on there. pretty serious Um, I see myself five beers from now, either asleep or watching Love Island.
Luke: why What?
jfriedman17: All right.
Luke: What?
jfriedman17: um the Victoria, you're up next.
Vic _ Aran: Oh God.
jfriedman17: What about love on the spectrum?
wubb: This is just not big.
Vic _ Aran: USA.
Luke: Love Island.
wubb: It's not big.
Luke: At least watch The Bachelorette.
Vic _ Aran: No.
jfriedman17: Season one, or not season one, it did the episode one just dropped, right?
Vic _ Aran: no
Luke: Yeah, happy one, yep.
jfriedman17: Tuesday? Yep. Okay, now on to the special guest.
Vic _ Aran: Well, I'm going to tell you this is probably going to happen.
jfriedman17: Yes, yes.
Vic _ Aran: So.
Luke: took
Vic _ Aran: And I ain't gonna be beer, but it's definitely gonna be whiskey. And there's probably gonna be the portable speaker, little outlaws playlist, whole bunch of stuff. I'll be singing out loud in the back, smoking a cigar. Yeah. Living the dream.
jfriedman17: i I mean, can I come over?
Luke: That sounds amazing.
jfriedman17: That just sounds like the life.
wubb: That was the best answer.
Vic _ Aran: watching Watching the bats move out of the trees, eating mosquitoes.
jfriedman17: Oh my goodness.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: Best answer I've got.
jfriedman17: Hey.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, that's how I live.
jfriedman17: That's terrific. That's terrific.
Vic _ Aran: so the That's how the know the big time life goes.
jfriedman17: That's right. That's awesome.
wubb: It's the best answer by far.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah, it is.
Luke: um I'm fucking in for that.
Vic _ Aran: Hold on. I got to accept the seem like it is zero gravity chair.
wubb: Mmm.
Luke: Oh.
jfriedman17: Oh my God.
Vic _ Aran: All right.
wubb: Holy.
Luke: God damn, you didn't have to do us like that, Alan.
Vic _ Aran: like I got how to bring it.
jfriedman17: fuck
wubb: Mmm.
Vic _ Aran: I i was going to hold it back.
jfriedman17: it's
Vic _ Aran: And then I'm like, nah, these guys had some late ones.
jfriedman17: It's, nah, he said, I'm gonna bring, he said, big guns.
Vic _ Aran: We got to really amp it in the last 30 seconds of this thing.
jfriedman17: Bang, big guns. He just brought the whole, the whole caboose.
wubb: Brought the artillery with them.
Luke: Massive.
jfriedman17: God damn it, that's tough.
Luke: Where do you see yourself, Jack?
jfriedman17: That's terrific. um I see myself riding a lime scooter with the wind blowing through my hair. That's all I can say.
Luke: Jack, that's dangerous.
wubb: Wow.
jfriedman17: I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on a road and it's taking me somewhere. That's all I know.
wubb: ah
Vic _ Aran: Come on, Jack.
Luke: Jack, that's drunk driving.
jfriedman17: And I'm on a lime scooter.
Vic _ Aran: More info. What are you wearing?
jfriedman17: Oh God, I'm wearing ah geez i'm wearing a loose ah loose white button down with the top two buttons unbuttoned.
Luke: Nothing.
jfriedman17: I have a fireball in my back left pocket and i'm just and it's just me in the open road, that's all I can say.
Vic _ Aran: oh Is it is this is this this shirt linen?
Luke: A chain?
Luke: You're not going to wear a chain?
jfriedman17: it's
Luke: Oh my
jfriedman17: It might be. It very well might be linen.
Vic _ Aran: Hello?
jfriedman17: And that's that's it. that's where but that's where That's where we leave off.
wubb: Life is a highway.
jfriedman17: um It is.
Vic _ Aran: Do you have the iPods in?
jfriedman17: And I just...
Luke: god, what?
Vic _ Aran: like What are you listening to?
jfriedman17: Ooh, I'm listening. God, you kind of just stole it already. Life is a highway would be a pretty good tune, but not to be original.
wubb: That'd be pretty far.
Vic _ Aran: Oh, yeah.
jfriedman17: I'll switch over to... What's that song? It's like, I want to ride my bicycle by Queen.
Vic _ Aran: What about unwritten?
jfriedman17: i so Is it by, oh, that's a good one too.
Luke: Unwritten.
jfriedman17: Or Fireball by Pitbull. Either way, 10 seconds left, nine seconds left.
Vic _ Aran: Yeah.
jfriedman17: ah Thank you very much, everyone, for tuning in. This has been Headed Waste, special guest edition. Thank you very much. Gotta go, bye.
