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WE ARE NOT A POLITICAL PODCAST
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Casual Banter and Introduction to Alan Laws
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jfriedman17
and um bump um Oh wait, where is it?
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Luke
You gotta play it.
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jfriedman17
Oh god, I lost it, guys. I know I lost it. Hold on.
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Luke
Oh, Jack.
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jfriedman17
food
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jfriedman17
It's all on brand, we're fine.
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Luke
fifteen
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jfriedman17
Where is he? No one knows.
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Luke
being
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jfriedman17
And welcome to Headed Weeds.
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Vic _ Aran
da
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jfriedman17
We have a very, very special episode today i addressing the elephant in the room.
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Luke
the biggest one one Well, we have three but we have one particularly very important guest.
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Vic _ Aran
This is the engine.
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jfriedman17
It's the biggest one yet. And the reason that is, is Luke just got a haircut.
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wubb
Nice one dude.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, shout out, shout out sketch for that one. um No, we have a it's a very exciting episode. We have another guest. We've been on our guest train. And we're very, we're very happy to welcome um
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jfriedman17
Right. That's right. We have three total, one super new, super fresh, but apparently has listened to a few episodes, which is more than I could ever ask for. And I am not going to do the introduction myself because I don't think that's fair. I'm going to let someone else take it over. So whoever wants to do that, please take it over.
Fun Facts and Humorous Exchanges
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Luke
Well, here, I'll do the intro, and then you and then we'll let the guests intro themselves, right?
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jfriedman17
Right. Well, yeah, right.
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Luke
Okay.
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jfriedman17
The typical guest intro after the intro, you know?
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Luke
Our very special guest today is Mr. Alan Laws, the co-founder of Laws Whiskey, and I think president right now. I'm not too sure.
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Vic _ Aran
co-founder, but this co-founder shit comes from.
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wubb
Yeah, what are you talking about, dude?
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Luke
but
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jfriedman17
and What do you mean, co? Where?
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wubb
What the fuck?
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Luke
Well, I thought you and Marianne, you know, you both just trying to give the credit.
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Vic _ Aran
Oh man, you're already playing to the, oh yeah, she's glowing.
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wubb
Wow. Wow.
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jfriedman17
e
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wubb
Dude.
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Luke
Okay, the pounder.
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wubb
You don't need to make any new friends, okay? It's fine.
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Luke
Well, I have two friends.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, I mean...
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Luke
I need at least three.
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jfriedman17
Luke, did...
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Luke
But anyway, I'm so excited.
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Vic _ Aran
Thanks for having me on, fellas.
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jfriedman17
Oh, it's... I am also ecstatic. It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure to have a new guest. We're always happy to welcome someone else into the into the pool of guests that we've already collected. it's a good It's a good vibe and we're we're happy. And what we usually do when we have guests on is we have them say, you know, who they are, maybe where they're from, and then just a fun fact about themselves.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
um And then yeah, that's it. We'll leave it at that. um So if you want to just like, you know, just tell them a little bit about yourselves and then we'll get things rolling.
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Vic _ Aran
All right folks, this is Al Laws from Laws Whiskey House here in Denver. And is that all I gotta do? Oh, my fun fact is, yeah, I don't know.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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Luke
well
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jfriedman17
You can think about it.
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Vic _ Aran
No fun fact here.
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wubb
ah good
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wubb
yeah
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jfriedman17
You can think about it.
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Vic _ Aran
Your fun fact is that you have some cool tattoos.
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jfriedman17
Oh, nice.
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Vic _ Aran
There you go. Victoria's coming in with that.
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jfriedman17
Okay.
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Vic _ Aran
Yeah, and I'm throwing about 255, 14 times on the bench.
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jfriedman17
but Okay.
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Luke
Is that actually true because I got to know ah Damn it.
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jfriedman17
Okay.
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Vic _ Aran
No, it's not true.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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Luke
I was hoping it was true.
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Vic _ Aran
When I lay down on that bench, though, and look at that bar, that's what I think I'm listing.
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Luke
I was really hoping What what it what are we shooting right now though?
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Vic _ Aran
sit its visualizedization
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Vic _ Aran
Mmm, probably 170, 175.
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Luke
Okay, okay. That's respectable.
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Vic _ Aran
Thank you, boys.
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wubb
Yeah, that's right, yeah, that's right my dad could beat up your dad hundred percent hundred percent
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Vic _ Aran
like
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Luke
probably Probably most definitely, I would think.
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Vic _ Aran
but
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Luke
Yep. I don't think my dad works out, so, you know.
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jfriedman17
well
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jfriedman17
I hear in Ohio, they actually have a ban on gyms in Cleveland.
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Vic _ Aran
yeah
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jfriedman17
Where are they?
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Luke
Yeah,
Freezer Food Draft Begins
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Luke
you should see the people out there.
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Vic _ Aran
but
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Luke
It's astonishing.
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jfriedman17
You're not allowed to have a gym.
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Luke
Yeah, they need him out there.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, absolutely.
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Luke
I'm sorry. I can't stop coughing. ah um No, it's not the vape.
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jfriedman17
Oh.
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Vic _ Aran
got Stop hitting that vape.
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wubb
Nice.
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jfriedman17
Hey.
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Luke
I have bronchitis, Alan.
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Vic _ Aran
no Oh my God.
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Luke
oop
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jfriedman17
You, you still have bronchitis. You've had that like a week.
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Luke
Well, I took the antibiotics and I'm like, I'm like better, but I still have the cough, you know?
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jfriedman17
No, I don't. If you're better, like you probably don't have the cough anymore.
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Luke
No, because all the other stuff all the other stuff is gone though Like
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Vic _ Aran
Yeah, I think that's the definition of being better.
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jfriedman17
Right.
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Vic _ Aran
No cost.
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jfriedman17
Well, okay.
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Vic _ Aran
Move.
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jfriedman17
Well, let's get into this. What other stuff did you have?
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Vic _ Aran
yeah
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Luke
Okay,
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jfriedman17
I need, I need like description description.
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Vic _ Aran
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't want to hear about any dripping or whatever. I don't want to hear any of that stuff.
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Luke
ah yeah yeah, then we should just we should cut this And move on.
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Vic _ Aran
Let's move on.
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Luke
Yep Should we let the other two guests tell them?
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jfriedman17
We'll move on, we'll move on.
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Luke
I mean, we know the pods had them before
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jfriedman17
Well, they could, yeah, they can reintroduce themselves with a new fun fact. um That'd be great.
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Luke
Yeah, I like that.
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jfriedman17
Yeah. Okay. So why don't you guys reintroduce yourselves, say a new fun fact and then your social security number and we'll get going.
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Luke
if
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Vic _ Aran
Address social security number. Hello. I'm Victoria back on the pod. Great to be here. Um, and my fun fact is that Alan laws is my father. god
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jfriedman17
That is a fun fact that's very fun.
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Luke
Oh, you s stole it.
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wubb
It's a good fun fact.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, you can't repeat fun facts by the way. It's just a thing Luke might have that one on yeah, but Okay, I'm kidding i'm kidding
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wubb
That's dumb.
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Vic _ Aran
Well, boom.
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Luke
to
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wubb
This is Will Law's most recurring guest on the pod, I'd assume.
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Luke
Oh, yep.
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wubb
If that's correct, I'll take that trophy. I'll take that belt. um
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Luke
Whoa, what?
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wubb
Wait a minute.
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Luke
the What?
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Vic _ Aran
but
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wubb
ah Fun fact. ah my uh my mother is married to alan laws this
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jfriedman17
Okay, come on guys I Yeah, I think so.
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Luke
if you'
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Vic _ Aran
This is so lame. Like, you gotta get all the better ones than that.
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wubb
isn't lame i don't have a fun fact uh well what's with this it's a
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Vic _ Aran
a see
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jfriedman17
I think that we're gonna at the end of the episode We're gonna come back to both of you and you're gonna have better fun facts Dude
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Vic _ Aran
I have a fun fact for you, Will.
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Luke
Wait, I only came back for you, Wub.
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wubb
This is like first day of school, like name an animal that has the letter of your first name.
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Vic _ Aran
you
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wubb
It's like, what are we doing, guys?
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Luke
Yeah, I'm Luke.
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jfriedman17
stop stealing my segment.
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wubb
This is an established pod.
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Luke
I'm a lion.
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wubb
This is an established pod.
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Vic _ Aran
Hey, we should keep that one.
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jfriedman17
That's my segment. I
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Vic _ Aran
I like that one. That sounds like a good game.
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wubb
Whale.
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jfriedman17
man Oh, good. Nice. All right, Luke, your turn.
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Luke
Wait, for a second, I was going to say, no, Wub. W is your nickname, but it is your real name, too.
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Vic _ Aran
thank
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jfriedman17
All right.
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Vic _ Aran
Dude, tape gun.
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wubb
It counts. It counts.
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jfriedman17
You're just getting it all out.
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Luke
That's why I'm the tape guy.
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jfriedman17
yeah
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Luke
Yep.
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Vic _ Aran
That should be your fun fact, Luke.
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Luke
That I'm the tape guy?
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Vic _ Aran
Tape Gun Guy lost his house, 2019? Yeah, maybe.
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Luke
19 inch, probably. Yeah.
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wubb
18 probably.
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Vic _ Aran
Still that photo on the wall with Youth and Tape Gun.
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Luke
You want to know something?
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Luke
I cut myself, yeah.
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Vic _ Aran
ah Tape Gun's a real difficult thing to use. so
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Luke
It can be, but sometimes
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jfriedman17
You cut yourself with a tape gun?
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wubb
It's scary.
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Luke
The tape doesn't cut when you want it to cut, and then and then when it doesn't cut, you kind of like you slingshot the blades, and then you cut yourself.
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wubb
The metal teeth are scary.
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Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
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Luke
You know?
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wubb
Understandable.
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Luke
Thank you.
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Vic _ Aran
Higher education is really helping you, huh?
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Luke
if It's helping me in different ways, okay?
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Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Guy can't use a tape gun. He's going to be a doctor. Are you sh...
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Vic _ Aran
That's right. This is like a, is this part of your PhD thesis?
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jfriedman17
It should be.
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Luke
This podcast. Oh no.
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Vic _ Aran
the no no The history of tape guns and how dangerous they could be and how to re-engineer them.
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jfriedman17
oh do kiss you Thank you.
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Luke
Oh, I should do that. I've, you know, it's a good idea.
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Vic _ Aran
and
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Luke
Actually.
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wubb
Alan, this isn't a political podcast, OK? We try to stay away from politics here.
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jfriedman17
Thank you. That's a, that's a good point, but also he raised a lot of good concerns.
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Luke
Yes.
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jfriedman17
So I'm i'm here for it.
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wubb
Solid questions.
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Vic _ Aran
like
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Luke
You You are or something crazy though, about that day.
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jfriedman17
All right, doctor.
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Luke
I didn't know Wub at that point. And I was scared of Wub.
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wubb
Whoa, why?
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wubb
For what? Can I hear what reason exactly you were scared of me for?
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Luke
I don't know, man. I was intimidated because Victoria was like, Wub's so cool. And I was like, I'm not cool, man. He's cooler than me.
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Vic _ Aran
but
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Vic _ Aran
Wow.
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jfriedman17
Wow.
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wubb
I feel honored.
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Luke
yes
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wubb
i've I don't think I've ever been feared.
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Vic _ Aran
didn
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Vic _ Aran
You guys, too bad this wasn't video.
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Luke
Well, you have in 2019.
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jfriedman17
Well, now you have. Yeah. You've been feared for five years.
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Vic _ Aran
You could see his new scary glasses. It makes him look intimidating. Yeah, like Jeffrey.
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wubb
They're cool.
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Luke
You got scary glasses?
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jfriedman17
o Send a picture.
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Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
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wubb
They're cool. I will.
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jfriedman17
Send a pic.
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wubb
they're They're double bar. They're a little Dahmer-esque, but they're rose gold, so they like kind of like tame that assumption.
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jfriedman17
Yeah. This is going straight on the story at headed underscore waste.
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Luke
Dumber asked.
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jfriedman17
Dahmer.
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Luke
I think I know what you're talking about.
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wubb
There you go.
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Luke
Is that why they're scary?
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wubb
ah I mean, are they're a little like 80s dad vibe.
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jfriedman17
Oh, they are pretty dumber-esque. Holy shit.
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wubb
OK, how do I look at that?
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jfriedman17
No, no, they are, but it's a good look.
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Luke
Oh no, those are sick.
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wubb
Thank you.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, I like them. I like them.
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wubb
That's what I think as well.
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jfriedman17
I like them.
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wubb
They're cool.
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Luke
Wow.
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wubb
Help me see.
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Luke
Okay.
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jfriedman17
Do they?
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Luke
Um, okay.
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wubb
Pretty well.
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jfriedman17
Nice.
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Luke
I guess, I guess one of our guests is feeling pretty antsy right now to get on through
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Vic _ Aran
How can we spell my name wrong?
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jfriedman17
but Who might that be?
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Vic _ Aran
Oh, because they call you Aaron.
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wubb
Aaron.
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Luke
this from South Park, Aaron.
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Vic _ Aran
Aaron.
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wubb
It's Aaron.
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jfriedman17
oh
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wubb
Arid.
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jfriedman17
and
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Vic _ Aran
right
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wubb
My guardians.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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Vic _ Aran
thank god
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jfriedman17
a k Okay. Okay.
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Luke
Oh, come on, Jack.
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jfriedman17
Jeff.
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Luke
That's not the worst thing we've said on the pod.
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jfriedman17
Oh, I know. But Jeff takes care of most of that shit. So I'm just going to make a note for him.
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
um You were saying, Luke,
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Luke
Okay. Yeah.
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Luke
Should I, should we go into um our first segment?
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jfriedman17
Um, I don't know.
Draft Strategy and Final Rounds
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jfriedman17
Jeff usually cues up the, uh, up there. There it is.
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wubb
Thanks, Jeff.
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jfriedman17
You know what that means. It's time for headed. We segment numero uno brought to you in part by Gatorade. Luke, you want to do the ad read?
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Luke
No, you got this one, Jack.
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jfriedman17
All right.
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jfriedman17
This podcast is brought to you by Gatorade. What can you put in your kid Gatorade?
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Vic _ Aran
Oh my God.
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wubb
That's a great ad.
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Vic _ Aran
It's such a weirdo.
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jfriedman17
It's a pretty aggressive one, but it is, it's, you know, Hey, we, I just, I just read what they send us.
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Luke
It's their new plugin. It's controversial.
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wubb
There's nothing aggressive about that.
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jfriedman17
So that's about, that's about all I can do.
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Luke
That's true. Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Um, Luke, take it away segment numero uno on today's.
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Luke
Okay. Um, Alan, have you seen these drafts before?
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jfriedman17
so
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Luke
Um, where people draft, uh, like a specific topic of things.
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Vic _ Aran
No.
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Luke
Okay.
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wubb
oh
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Luke
That's what we're going to do.
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jfriedman17
but
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Vic _ Aran
nothing explain up Yeah.
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jfriedman17
But you're familiar you're familiar with how a draft works. um And that's it. We're just going to go person by person, and we're going to draft a couple of things that Luke has decided on.
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wubb
What's the draft topic for today?
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Luke
Okay, but I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need everybody to.
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Vic _ Aran
Okay.
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Luke
Excuse me, holy shit.
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jfriedman17
That was the one comment.
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wubb
There's a lot of burps.
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Luke
I can't control that.
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Luke
Anyway, I'm gonna need everybody to pick a number one through five.
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Vic _ Aran
Oh, I don't like those numbers.
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jfriedman17
I'll go last. Yeah. Can I get one through 10?
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Luke
i
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wubb
Guys, he's being difficult.
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jfriedman17
I agree. I kind of like, I want the whole range.
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Luke
Okay. Yeah. We can go one through 10. Sure. Yeah.
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Vic _ Aran
Date. Three.
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Luke
Eight. Wait, wait, wait. Eight for Aaron. What was Victoria?
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Vic _ Aran
Three.
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Luke
Three for Vic.
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jfriedman17
Is this price is right guessing or is this like, it is prices, right?
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Luke
What?
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wubb
I'll go ah'll go five.
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Luke
Yeah. Five for web. Yep.
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jfriedman17
Oh, well, I'll go one.
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Luke
One for Jack and Luke's gonna go with seven and the magic number is Two Jack, oh, it's a tie between Jack and Vic Okay Victoria you're gonna go first and then ah Jack you're gonna go second and then what you're gonna go first
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jfriedman17
Yup.
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jfriedman17
Drum roll please.
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wubb
Ladies first, Jack.
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jfriedman17
No, but yeah, ladies, ladies first.
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wubb
Don't be don't be rude.
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jfriedman17
Also guests first.
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jfriedman17
Okay.
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Vic _ Aran
She's taking this very seriously, she's pacing around the room.
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jfriedman17
yeah
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Luke
Who's basing around the room? Victoria?
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Vic _ Aran
yeah Yeah, she's pulling pretty hard on a high noon and as well.
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jfriedman17
No, these the these drafts hold a heavy weight.
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Vic _ Aran
So there's a lot of tension here.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, there is.
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Vic _ Aran
A lot of tension.
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Luke
Yeah.
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wubb
It's Friday.
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Luke
Yeah, you if you don't win, I mean, it's a big deal.
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wubb
It's Friday.
00:13:51
Luke
i The winner gets a lot of bragging rights here, a lot of pull in the pod.
00:13:52
Vic _ Aran
um
00:13:54
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:13:55
wubb
Yeah.
00:13:56
jfriedman17
That's why Luke votes for himself three times.
00:13:56
wubb
$10,000 prize pool is what I heard.
00:13:59
jfriedman17
It's unbelievable.
00:13:59
Vic _ Aran
So what's the category?
00:13:59
Luke
the Oh. Okay, okay, wait, let me get through the draft order here first, ma'am.
00:14:02
wubb
That's a great question.
00:14:03
jfriedman17
We need to get the order first. We need to get the order first.
00:14:06
Luke
Victoria, okay. It's okay.
00:14:10
jfriedman17
Sometimes it can be a disadvantage to go first.
00:14:13
Luke
Okay, Victoria first, Jack second, Wub third, Aaron fourth, Luke fifth. All right, and the category is, it's freezer food, the foods you would find in your freezer.
00:14:24
jfriedman17
to
00:14:29
jfriedman17
a you You would pick that.
00:14:30
wubb
Oh, man.
00:14:31
Vic _ Aran
Oh, ice cream. No, dad.
00:14:34
wubb
No, you got no. oh
00:14:36
Vic _ Aran
so I think I've hit a buzzer. Oh no, it's your turn. It's my turn.
00:14:40
Luke
Okay. Okay. Yeah. And so we're each going to, we're each going to draft five.
00:14:42
Vic _ Aran
I gave her that. I gave that one up. That was a great one.
00:14:46
wubb
Ice cream is a great one.
00:14:46
Luke
It was, it was.
00:14:47
jfriedman17
Okay, okay. In everyone's interest, just before we start, were because this category is somewhat limited, we're going to have to get a little specific.
00:14:56
Luke
Yes.
00:14:57
jfriedman17
So let's just make sure we're getting specific. um And ah is is there anything that's like off limits?
00:15:01
Vic _ Aran
I'm ready.
00:15:02
wubb
i agree
00:15:03
Luke
All right.
00:15:03
wubb
I agree.
00:15:04
Luke
The, the, why.
00:15:07
Luke
Anything that you would find in your freezer.
00:15:11
jfriedman17
Okay, got it.
00:15:11
Vic _ Aran
Nope, so no body parts or something like that, is that right?
00:15:14
jfriedman17
No, you could, if they're in your freezer, yeah, you could definitely partake.
00:15:14
Luke
I mean, if you wanted to do that, yeah, you could.
00:15:14
wubb
Mmm.
00:15:17
Vic _ Aran
Well, you know, Will li has a special freezer at his new place and he's got polymer glasses.
00:15:21
wubb
No, I don't. That's wrong.
00:15:23
Vic _ Aran
I'm just worried what might come out.
00:15:23
wubb
I don't.
00:15:24
Luke
I hear he's got a blue plastic vat in the corner of his room.
00:15:24
jfriedman17
i know
00:15:25
wubb
Guys, I promise I don't.
00:15:28
wubb
No, no, no, no, no. Guys, guys, guys.
00:15:30
jfriedman17
f FBI, are you listening?
00:15:31
wubb
Guys, we said we would take this off the pod, and you're bringing it on the pod. and I don't appreciate that.
00:15:35
jfriedman17
Okay, well, raid, raid them.
00:15:35
Vic _ Aran
All right, can I go?
00:15:36
Luke
beautiful Okay, fine, fine. Yeah, Victoria, what's your pick?
00:15:41
jfriedman17
Sorry, go ahead.
00:15:43
Vic _ Aran
Dino nuggies.
00:15:44
jfriedman17
Oh my god.
00:15:45
Luke
Dino Nuggies, that's a great pick.
00:15:46
wubb
Solid first pick.
00:15:47
Vic _ Aran
Are these like vegan diet? Diamond, diamond, diamond. but but you not yeah but of but but up They can be, but I just want to keep it.
00:15:52
Luke
i mean
00:15:57
Vic _ Aran
Dino nuggies. Okay.
00:15:59
wubb
It's pretty broad.
00:15:59
Luke
That's fair.
00:16:00
wubb
It's pretty broad selection.
00:16:02
Vic _ Aran
What? Who makes?
00:16:03
jfriedman17
No, there's only one good
00:16:05
Vic _ Aran
They're trying to get sponsors. We're getting a name brand.
00:16:08
jfriedman17
It's only one good brand of dino nuggies, and all I know is that the box is like kind of purple. That's it. That's all I know.
00:16:16
Vic _ Aran
All right, Jackie, yes.
00:16:19
jfriedman17
Is it my turn? Wow. I'm going to go with Totino's Pizza Rolls.
00:16:25
Vic _ Aran
Ooh.
00:16:26
wubb
Solid pick. It's a great pick.
00:16:29
jfriedman17
Luke, I think, is just dying in the background.
00:16:32
wubb
Yeah, our host is gone.
00:16:32
Luke
i god that Just had a moment for myself I Didn't want to talk directly in the microphone.
00:16:33
jfriedman17
yeah
00:16:37
jfriedman17
I love it because like he was coughing and then you just hear the cough like fade away. slowly yeah yeah okay um Go ahead whoever is third.
00:16:45
wubb
Is it my turn now?
00:16:46
Luke
So oh god, um Dine up mate you said pizza rolls Yeah
00:16:53
Vic _ Aran
William's third.
00:16:57
wubb
I'm going to go with mozzarella sticks.
00:17:01
Vic _ Aran
All right, Doug, your turn.
00:17:03
Luke
That's a good one, that's a good one. Okay, okay.
00:17:07
jfriedman17
terrific
00:17:10
Vic _ Aran
Mine would be Luke's brand, Lobster Tales.
00:17:16
wubb
Oh my goodness.
00:17:18
Luke
Lobster, Luke's brand lobster there.
00:17:20
Vic _ Aran
Gotta go to Whole Foods, buddy.
00:17:22
wubb
None of us have the bank account for that frozen item.
00:17:25
Luke
Can you...
00:17:25
jfriedman17
I don't think I've walked into Whole Foods since I left my parents' house.
00:17:33
Luke
Okay, but we know they're good, at least. I mean, everybody likes a lobster tail, and and I make them so you know they're good.
00:17:40
Vic _ Aran
it's It's the actual branding. It's good.
00:17:43
Luke
Yeah, it's my Britain.
00:17:45
Vic _ Aran
Well, oh I didn't know that. So you definitely can be affording the, you know, $40 it costs with two, two little lobster tails that are frozen.
00:17:56
Luke
Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't comment on the Whole Foods.
00:17:57
Vic _ Aran
You're rolling.
00:17:59
Luke
That was Jack in WUB. So, you know.
00:18:05
jfriedman17
Enough.
00:18:05
Luke
Okay, um I'm gonna go with ah bagel bites.
00:18:14
Vic _ Aran
Ooh.
00:18:14
wubb
Good pick.
00:18:14
jfriedman17
That, that's great.
00:18:16
Luke
And then since we're snaking here, I'm gonna go with a hot pocket.
00:18:19
jfriedman17
Right?
00:18:20
Vic _ Aran
she was turning in What's that i mean?
00:18:24
jfriedman17
Ah, dude.
00:18:24
Vic _ Aran
So we go all the way through the list and then Luke did one and now he goes to, and now we go back.
00:18:26
jfriedman17
you yeah
00:18:29
Vic _ Aran
So and then it goes, you will be Jack. We snake. Okay. So it's your turn.
00:18:35
Luke
All right, so what are we putting on those lobster tails, Alan?
00:18:38
jfriedman17
Wait, what kind of Hot Pockets are you getting, though?
00:18:41
Vic _ Aran
Yeah. Are we talking pepperoni or like.
00:18:41
Luke
Oh, nice press.
00:18:43
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:18:43
Vic _ Aran
what are What are we at?
00:18:44
jfriedman17
What?
00:18:45
Luke
I'm going to go with the pepperoni Hot Pockets.
00:18:50
Vic _ Aran
I like that.
00:18:50
jfriedman17
I dropped my Hot Pocket. All right. Who's next?
00:18:55
wubb
Is it me?
00:18:55
Vic _ Aran
No, it's bad.
00:18:56
Luke
It's to Aaron.
00:18:56
jfriedman17
Oh, yeah.
00:18:58
Vic _ Aran
Oh, I gotta go again.
00:18:58
jfriedman17
That's right.
00:19:02
Vic _ Aran
How about some Amy's tortellini, pesto tortellini?
00:19:06
wubb
Damn.
00:19:07
jfriedman17
Oh, what a call.
00:19:07
Luke
Amy's pesto tortellini.
00:19:08
Vic _ Aran
Okay.
00:19:08
wubb
Great pig.
00:19:08
jfriedman17
What a panic.
00:19:11
Luke
That's a good pick.
00:19:11
jfriedman17
Oh,
00:19:12
Vic _ Aran
It's got to get the brand names in here. You're trying to get some, ah you know, some sponsorships.
00:19:15
jfriedman17
ah
00:19:16
wubb
Very true.
00:19:16
jfriedman17
oh don't you worry here.
00:19:16
Vic _ Aran
Gonna play it up a bit.
00:19:17
Luke
Oh, good point.
00:19:18
jfriedman17
Don't you worry. We got some pics coming up.
00:19:23
wubb
um
00:19:24
jfriedman17
Who's the index?
00:19:25
wubb
For my second pick, for my second pick, I'm going to go with Tlenty ice cream.
00:19:25
jfriedman17
Will.
00:19:25
Luke
Then we got Wub.
00:19:30
Luke
Oh, fuck.
00:19:30
Vic _ Aran
wo That was one of mine, you douche.
00:19:35
wubb
You fucked.
00:19:35
Luke
That was so good, Wub.
00:19:35
jfriedman17
Hey, hey, hey, no, no trash talk will be had on this pod.
00:19:39
Vic _ Aran
yes
00:19:42
Luke
yeah
00:19:43
wubb
You suck, Victoria.
00:19:44
Vic _ Aran
Oh no, here we go.
00:19:45
jfriedman17
Nice. Good one. That was great.
00:19:47
wubb
Thank you.
00:19:47
Vic _ Aran
Libby, do you have a specific flavor of tilenti?
00:19:48
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:19:50
wubb
The peanut butter chocolate, but the one with the little Reese's cups in it and the little like little flakes of peanut butter in them, that's the best one by far.
00:19:54
Vic _ Aran
Okay. Okay.
00:19:57
Luke
peanut butter cup.
00:19:58
jfriedman17
You big peanut butter guy.
00:20:01
wubb
As much as the next guy.
00:20:03
jfriedman17
I'm allergic to nuts, so I don't i don't like them that much.
00:20:06
wubb
Seems like a you problem.
00:20:08
Luke
That's definitely not true.
00:20:08
jfriedman17
It is.
00:20:12
Vic _ Aran
jack It's your turn.
00:20:12
jfriedman17
Okay, it's my turn.
00:20:13
Luke
Yep.
00:20:14
jfriedman17
ah Yeah, um it's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.
00:20:20
Luke
That's a good pick.
00:20:20
Vic _ Aran
Whoa.
00:20:21
jfriedman17
Fire me up.
00:20:22
wubb
oh Wow.
00:20:23
jfriedman17
Come on.
00:20:24
Vic _ Aran
Well done.
00:20:24
wubb
Wow.
00:20:24
jfriedman17
This podcast is brought to you by DiGiorno.
00:20:26
Vic _ Aran
Well done.
00:20:28
jfriedman17
It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno. Bang.
00:20:32
Luke
Nice.
00:20:32
jfriedman17
Come on.
00:20:34
Vic _ Aran
All right.
00:20:34
Luke
Wait, it's pepperoni? What are we talking or are we just doing dejorn?
00:20:38
jfriedman17
I mean, I'll take pep, but yeah, if someone wants to take cheese, by all means, go for it.
00:20:41
Luke
Yep.
00:20:45
wubb
Pep is overrated, man. Pep is such an overrated pizza oven.
00:20:47
Luke
I fully disagree.
00:20:49
jfriedman17
um Yeah, I disagree with that as well.
00:20:52
Vic _ Aran
All right, I'm gonna...
00:20:52
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:20:52
Luke
Jack, you eat cheese pizza.
00:20:55
wubb
ah love cheese
00:20:56
jfriedman17
I'm a changed man. You haven't seen me in like six months.
00:21:01
Luke
yes okay
00:21:04
jfriedman17
I'm a big pep guy now.
00:21:05
Luke
Okay Six dollars it took Nice cool.
00:21:09
jfriedman17
and That was it.
00:21:12
Luke
Okay, we'll get ah we'll get a pep together soon.
00:21:15
jfriedman17
Pause.
00:21:16
Vic _ Aran
Can I go?
00:21:16
Luke
Okay Oh
00:21:17
wubb
I
00:21:17
jfriedman17
Go ahead.
00:21:19
Vic _ Aran
Mine is um Snickers ice cream bars.
00:21:21
wubb
love cheese. Damn.
00:21:22
Luke
oh
00:21:24
wubb
ah
00:21:26
jfriedman17
that's ah That's a great one.
00:21:28
Vic _ Aran
Oh, I got it.
00:21:28
Luke
I'm forgetting about a lot of things right now that you guys do.
00:21:31
Vic _ Aran
I got another one because we're snaking, right?
00:21:33
Luke
You do. You do.
00:21:33
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:21:33
wubb
yes Yes.
00:21:34
Vic _ Aran
All right. Stoli Vodka.
00:21:37
wubb
Nice.
00:21:37
Luke
Stoli vodka.
00:21:39
Vic _ Aran
Isn't that my vodka? Yeah, but it's in your fridge. I was getting more freezers. Well, you should have said Pink Whitney. Pink Whitney, yes. My new Amsterdam.
00:21:47
Luke
Yeah.
00:21:47
jfriedman17
yeah nice nice bang bang
00:21:48
Vic _ Aran
You know, it's trying to get the sponsorships going.
00:21:48
wubb
Don't take my third pick. Don't take my third pick, guys. Don't take my third pick.
00:21:52
Vic _ Aran
Stoli ain't going to sponsor anything. That's Russian, I think. so
00:21:55
jfriedman17
yeah
00:21:57
Luke
It is.
00:21:58
Vic _ Aran
You should change that.
00:21:58
wubb
Yeah, Alan, we're a non-political podcast.
00:21:59
Vic _ Aran
i can
00:22:00
wubb
So I'll throw that out there again one more time.
00:22:03
Vic _ Aran
Fair enough.
00:22:04
jfriedman17
i think it might be actually i think still he might be Ukrainian
Storytelling and Tangents
00:22:08
Vic _ Aran
I think it is Ukrainian. It moved it moved out of Russia.
00:22:08
Luke
No, Stoli's rush out, I'm sure.
00:22:09
wubb
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:22:11
Vic _ Aran
In fact, the the Russian government right now is suing the person who owns the ah the brand, trying to get it back.
00:22:16
jfriedman17
Yeah. Right.
00:22:18
Vic _ Aran
That's how Vladimir Putin rolls.
00:22:18
Luke
Really?
00:22:19
Vic _ Aran
He can't even let someone have a delicious, iced,
00:22:22
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:22:26
Vic _ Aran
Neutral spirit.
00:22:26
wubb
are
00:22:27
jfriedman17
That's right. I agree. I'm more in favor of President Putin. um
00:22:31
Luke
Okay, wait, it's Stoli? It's Stoli? Wait, what?
00:22:37
jfriedman17
We're not a political podcast. We're moving on.
00:22:38
wubb
We're not a political podcast guys.
00:22:39
Vic _ Aran
yes All right, Friedman, and you're up again.
00:22:42
Luke
Wait, I have a question.
00:22:42
wubb
know
00:22:42
jfriedman17
Oh, it's me.
00:22:43
Luke
I have a question before, before you continue.
00:22:44
Vic _ Aran
What?
00:22:46
Luke
Is Stoli a good vodka? I thought it was like trashcan vodka.
00:22:52
Vic _ Aran
In my opinion, it's very good. You don't want vodka from like the French. You want it from people that know about but vodka. So like Polish vodka, great. um Yeah, we won't go into Russian vodka because we're not being political here and I don't buy anything.
00:23:05
jfriedman17
Right. We're not getting political.
00:23:05
Luke
Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:23:06
Vic _ Aran
But yeah, no, it is a good vodka.
00:23:07
jfriedman17
That's right.
00:23:07
Luke
Smart.
00:23:07
wubb
Guys, let's be real.
00:23:09
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
00:23:09
jfriedman17
All right.
00:23:10
wubb
Let's be real guys, do we want anything from France?
00:23:10
Luke
Okay.
00:23:11
jfriedman17
It's my turn, right?
00:23:13
Vic _ Aran
You know what makes the best vodka around here, though, is Bear Creek.
00:23:16
Luke
Who? Bear Creek.
00:23:17
Vic _ Aran
which is just a distillery not far from here. Beer Creek distillery makes this amazing Rybodka. And by here he means Denver.
00:23:24
jfriedman17
Shh.
00:23:25
Vic _ Aran
Yes.
00:23:25
jfriedman17
Shh.
00:23:26
Luke
That I figured, yup, I figured.
00:23:26
jfriedman17
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
00:23:28
Vic _ Aran
I'm just helping the listeners out.
00:23:29
jfriedman17
Shh.
00:23:30
wubb
It's another sponsor.
00:23:31
Luke
I'm gonna write that down. Write that down, write that down.
00:23:34
jfriedman17
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Write that down, write down, do it, write down, write down.
00:23:36
Luke
should Oh God.
00:23:38
jfriedman17
And just before I go, I'm just gonna do a quick word from our sponsors. and but from naova vodkato Okay.
00:23:45
Vic _ Aran
There you go.
00:23:45
wubb
just
00:23:46
jfriedman17
um
00:23:48
Luke
Jack, this is supposed to be not political.
00:23:49
jfriedman17
um No, not we're not getting political at all, don't worry about it.
00:23:52
Vic _ Aran
yeah
00:23:55
jfriedman17
um I'm gonna take, ah oh fuck, is it Nestle that does the drumsticks, those ice cream drumsticks?
00:23:56
Luke
Okay.
00:24:02
Vic _ Aran
oh
00:24:02
wubb
No, you asshole!
00:24:03
Luke
I think so.
00:24:04
jfriedman17
I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take that.
00:24:05
Vic _ Aran
home
00:24:07
Luke
Good choice, good choice.
00:24:09
Vic _ Aran
Just finished one of those last night.
00:24:10
wubb
Slam my
00:24:12
Luke
to
00:24:12
jfriedman17
They're so good.
00:24:14
Vic _ Aran
We got the little ones too.
00:24:15
jfriedman17
They're so good.
00:24:15
Vic _ Aran
The little ones suck.
00:24:16
wubb
desk.
00:24:17
Vic _ Aran
They're like, there's only like three bites to them.
00:24:20
jfriedman17
No, I know.
00:24:20
Vic _ Aran
It's like not even worth unwrapping.
00:24:22
jfriedman17
Are you like a, no nuts?
00:24:22
Vic _ Aran
And it doesn't have the chocolate dip and the nuts on them. They're terrible. You gotta get the full size of them. No nuts.
00:24:29
wubb
You gotta get the nuts on top, though.
00:24:30
jfriedman17
Yeah, I mean, as I said before, I'm a big nut guy, so.
00:24:31
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
00:24:31
Luke
I don't like the nuts on top.
00:24:34
Vic _ Aran
I bet you are.
00:24:35
Luke
Oh, yeah.
00:24:38
jfriedman17
It was, he's here, he's firing back, let's go. um ah oh Yeah, no, they're they're so good.
00:24:41
Vic _ Aran
um take
00:24:44
Luke
it should
00:24:46
Vic _ Aran
like
00:24:48
jfriedman17
Are you a cone guy or are you like the ice cream on top guy?
00:24:51
Vic _ Aran
I like the bottom of the cone where the chocolate is.
00:24:53
wubb
oh
00:24:54
Luke
Chocolate.
00:24:55
jfriedman17
Right, that, yep, absolutely.
00:24:55
wubb
Yes, yes, yes.
00:24:55
Luke
Yeah.
00:24:56
jfriedman17
Okay, we're on the same page here.
00:24:58
Luke
If you don't, if that's not your favorite part, you're a psychopath.
00:24:58
jfriedman17
sort of
00:25:02
Vic _ Aran
That's right. You're just ripping through the the ice cream to get to the cone.
00:25:03
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:25:06
jfriedman17
Right.
00:25:06
wubb
Yes, yes.
00:25:06
Luke
Yeah, yeah it's a job up until then.
00:25:08
jfriedman17
That's right. Yeah. If that's not your favorite part, you might as well be wearing Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.
00:25:10
wubb
Thank you.
00:25:14
wubb
All right, all right. Guys, I was having a good time.
00:25:18
jfriedman17
yeah This is
00:25:20
Luke
We're still having a good time. We're still having a good time.
00:25:22
jfriedman17
having a good time.
00:25:24
wubb
I've had a great time and then someone took my drumsticks and then they also shit on my glasses which I need to see out of so you're making fun of one person you're making fun of a blind guy thought is yes it is yes it is if that's not my fault all right for the third pick for my third pick
00:25:30
Vic _ Aran
Oh, the pity.
00:25:31
Luke
just
00:25:32
Vic _ Aran
oh Oh, my weakness.
00:25:33
jfriedman17
yeah yeah
00:25:35
Vic _ Aran
My weakness is my eyes.
00:25:40
Vic _ Aran
yeah
00:25:42
jfriedman17
and
00:25:47
wubb
I'm going to go the vodka route, but I'm taking the Pink Whitney in my parents' freezer that I don't drink when I'm home, and then they have it there forever.
00:25:52
Luke
I love that.
00:25:55
Vic _ Aran
It's only for you.
00:25:57
jfriedman17
I mean, that's a safe that's a safe play. I respect it.
00:25:59
wubb
Yes, I got to go with the Pink Whitney in there.
00:25:59
Luke
Yeah, that is.
00:26:01
wubb
It's better when frozen. If you drink it warm, I think you're a psychopath.
00:26:04
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's a target audience pick.
00:26:05
Vic _ Aran
I know the drumsticks was on my mind there too.
00:26:06
Luke
You can do both. You can do both.
00:26:08
wubb
You can, but you might have some health problems afterwards.
00:26:10
Luke
If you're in a pinch, you know.
00:26:12
wubb
Yes, yes.
00:26:12
Vic _ Aran
it's your turn
00:26:13
Luke
Yep.
00:26:14
jfriedman17
I'm usually in a...
00:26:14
Luke
Okay. It is. ah It's Aaron's pick.
00:26:18
wubb
I can't believe drumsticks got taken.
00:26:19
jfriedman17
Sorry.
00:26:20
Vic _ Aran
i know the drum six was on my mind there too um I'm going to go with like frozen shrimp from like see um from King Super's.
00:26:29
Luke
Frozen.
00:26:29
wubb
you're going like You're going like the delegate.
00:26:30
jfriedman17
Just, ah yeah, he likes the seafood route. Here we go, frozen shrimp.
00:26:33
wubb
Yeah.
00:26:34
Luke
Here's the thing though.
00:26:34
jfriedman17
Come on.
00:26:35
Luke
He's going to win over all of the fancy people.
00:26:37
wubb
All right.
00:26:38
Vic _ Aran
What's the brand, Miriam? It's in the fridge. but
00:26:42
wubb
No outside help.
00:26:42
Vic _ Aran
and
00:26:43
wubb
This is outside help.
00:26:43
Vic _ Aran
and foler
00:26:43
jfriedman17
You can't look in the freezer during the draft.
00:26:46
wubb
No, this is out this is outside help.
00:26:47
Luke
you
00:26:47
wubb
This is outside help.
00:26:48
jfriedman17
That's unbelievable.
00:26:48
Vic _ Aran
Oh, you can't do that.
00:26:50
wubb
Illegal.
00:26:50
jfriedman17
That's cheating.
00:26:50
Vic _ Aran
Yeah, I have a whole entourage.
00:26:51
wubb
That's illegal.
00:26:52
Vic _ Aran
I'm kind of a big thing.
00:26:52
wubb
Flag on the play. Flag on the play.
00:26:53
Vic _ Aran
but
00:26:54
Luke
Guys, you know what?
00:26:54
wubb
Flag on the play.
00:26:55
Luke
It's okay. He can have all, he can have every frozen shrimp brand.
00:26:56
jfriedman17
That's fair.
00:27:00
Luke
Doesn't matter.
00:27:00
jfriedman17
but Well, yeah, we'll allow it.
00:27:00
Luke
He can have it all.
00:27:02
jfriedman17
We'll allow it.
00:27:02
wubb
I mean, I wasn't thinking of it either.
00:27:03
Vic _ Aran
It's so good.
00:27:04
Luke
I don't, yeah.
00:27:06
Vic _ Aran
These are already deveined folks. They're already deveined. They're frozen. They easily peel off some brown sugar, some curry.
00:27:12
Luke
Oh, they got, they got the parts on them.
00:27:14
jfriedman17
Ooh, giving out a whole recipe here.
00:27:14
Vic _ Aran
Amazing in the pan.
00:27:14
wubb
Wow.
00:27:16
jfriedman17
Let's go.
00:27:17
wubb
Holy shit.
00:27:19
Luke
You have to take the head off.
00:27:21
Vic _ Aran
No, just the tails.
00:27:22
Luke
Oh, okay.
00:27:23
wubb
No head.
00:27:23
Luke
Okay.
00:27:24
wubb
Absolutely no head.
00:27:24
jfriedman17
Tell us my favorite part of this round.
00:27:25
Vic _ Aran
What size are they? They're like 15s. So 15 to put to a pound. They're big.
00:27:31
wubb
Holy.
00:27:31
jfriedman17
Oh, shit.
00:27:33
Luke
Fifteens, I didn't know there was shrimp sizes before I never drink through That's true All
00:27:36
jfriedman17
Those are some really big shrimp.
00:27:38
Vic _ Aran
Gentlemen, a day without learning is a day wasted.
00:27:44
wubb
And there we are.
00:27:44
Vic _ Aran
so
00:27:46
jfriedman17
like um on Someone tweet that right now. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
00:27:50
wubb
because Damn
00:27:50
jfriedman17
My God. My God. I'm just going to try and do an advice page.
00:27:56
Vic _ Aran
you yeah
00:28:00
Luke
right, um I got two picks here for the people.
00:28:04
Vic _ Aran
Oh.
00:28:06
Luke
And I'm going to go with Stouffer's Mac and G's.
00:28:10
Vic _ Aran
oh
00:28:11
jfriedman17
Oh, dude.
00:28:14
Vic _ Aran
Oh. Oh.
00:28:15
jfriedman17
That is such a steal deep in the area.
00:28:16
Luke
Yeah, that's a sleeper.
00:28:19
jfriedman17
Are we deep in third round or are we fourth now?
00:28:21
Luke
We're third and we're entering the fourth.
00:28:21
wubb
It's just fourth.
00:28:23
jfriedman17
Oh, dude, that is such a good pick.
00:28:25
wubb
Third round pick, that's crazy.
00:28:26
Luke
And for my fourth pick, I'm going to go with the
00:28:28
jfriedman17
and
00:28:32
Luke
Double chocolate caramel magnum bar.
00:28:35
wubb
Holy shit.
00:28:36
jfriedman17
So you chose
00:28:36
Vic _ Aran
no
00:28:38
wubb
The double only?
00:28:38
Vic _ Aran
Is he sure that's not a condom yeah
00:28:40
wubb
Sounds like a condom.
00:28:41
jfriedman17
It day kind of does.
00:28:41
Luke
You would think, you would think it, but you just have to, you just have to taste it.
00:28:42
jfriedman17
It kind of does sound like a condom.
00:28:47
jfriedman17
I'm looking this up. I think it might be. Wait, repeat that. Repeat that again. I'm looking it up.
00:28:51
Luke
Double chocolate caramel magnum bar.
00:28:54
jfriedman17
Double.
00:28:55
Vic _ Aran
but
00:28:56
jfriedman17
I'm just looking up double chocolate. Chocolate. What was after that?
00:29:02
Luke
Carmel.
00:29:02
Vic _ Aran
Magnum bar.
00:29:03
jfriedman17
Caramel Magnum. That's right. Caramel Magnum.
00:29:06
Vic _ Aran
Wubbe, they sell those at WEM, don't they? At the pool?
00:29:10
wubb
I wouldn't have a clue.
00:29:10
jfriedman17
they said they also They also sell these in condom form. They do.
00:29:15
wubb
ah do I knew they did.
00:29:15
Vic _ Aran
I bet it
00:29:15
jfriedman17
and
00:29:17
wubb
I knew it.
00:29:19
jfriedman17
That's insane.
00:29:19
Luke
Equally good.
00:29:21
wubb
Yes.
00:29:21
jfriedman17
And when it comes with a rhino pill. That's crazy.
00:29:24
Vic _ Aran
comes with the rhino pool.
00:29:24
Luke
All right.
00:29:25
jfriedman17
i All right.
00:29:30
wubb
All right, Alan.
00:29:31
jfriedman17
Moving on. Moving on. Moving on.
00:29:33
wubb
Let's go, Alan.
00:29:33
Vic _ Aran
Can I just do one? Yeah, we're snaking.
00:29:36
jfriedman17
Poor snake.
00:29:36
Vic _ Aran
I told you.
00:29:36
wubb
It's Snake.
00:29:38
Vic _ Aran
Oh.
00:29:38
jfriedman17
Wait.
00:29:38
jfriedman17
Oh, sorry.
00:29:41
Vic _ Aran
What what round is this?
00:29:42
jfriedman17
You're going to go ahead.
00:29:43
Vic _ Aran
This is four.
00:29:43
jfriedman17
This is round four.
00:29:44
Vic _ Aran
Yeah. Out of five.
00:29:46
Luke
We got two more.
00:29:48
Vic _ Aran
Now, this is like the idea here is to pick them something you like, not just what might be in their refrigerators or freezer. Yeah.
00:29:54
Luke
Yeah, what you like, yeah.
00:29:55
Vic _ Aran
You want to make the best list because then they post it on their Instagram afterwards and people vote on which one they think is the best.
00:30:00
jfriedman17
Oh, no.
00:30:03
Vic _ Aran
Oh, okay, well, I'm gonna go bacon-wrapped filets.
00:30:08
wubb
What the fuck?
00:30:10
Luke
Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:30:11
wubb
Where are we going with this, man?
00:30:11
jfriedman17
Fuck you. God damn it. That is such a good pick. I was ready to go steak route and he just took it from me.
00:30:19
wubb
None of None of the listeners have the bank account for your list right now.
00:30:23
jfriedman17
No, but it it to me if if it, yeah, if that was in my freezer, would I eat that immediately?
00:30:23
wubb
I guarantee that.
00:30:24
Luke
But here's the thing, though, I'll be drooling over here.
00:30:25
wubb
Bacon wrap...
00:30:29
wubb
Bacon wrap fillets?
00:30:30
Luke
Yet.
00:30:31
jfriedman17
Yeah, absolutely.
00:30:31
wubb
Holy hell.
00:30:32
Vic _ Aran
Yeah. Hey, Will, you got those in your freezer.
00:30:33
wubb
Who are we? I do. We have not made them yet. Omaha Steaks, shout out, new sponsor, Omaha Steaks.
00:30:38
Vic _ Aran
good There you go, Omaha.
00:30:39
Luke
Ooh, Omaha Steaks are pretty great.
00:30:42
Vic _ Aran
Bring it in, Omaha.
00:30:42
wubb
There you go.
00:30:43
jfriedman17
Uh, also shout out Kansas city stakes.
00:30:43
wubb
Shout out, Omaha.
00:30:47
jfriedman17
Very good as well.
00:30:48
wubb
No.
00:30:48
jfriedman17
Good competitor. You should try them out.
00:30:49
wubb
Got it.
00:30:49
Luke
Haven't had them.
00:30:51
jfriedman17
You should try them out. They're, they're similar. And I think it's, it's, they're also very good.
00:30:56
Luke
I think I prefer my steaks from Oklahoma. Or Nebraska?
00:30:59
Vic _ Aran
Ooh.
00:31:00
Luke
Nebraska.
00:31:01
jfriedman17
Oh, dude.
00:31:02
Luke
Where's Omaha?
00:31:02
jfriedman17
That's tough. It's in Nebraska, but that's tough that you just said.
00:31:04
wubb
Omaha is in Nebraska.
00:31:06
Luke
Yeah, I prefer them from there.
00:31:08
wubb
There you go.
00:31:08
jfriedman17
You've had a couple of blunders already and we're only halfway through the episode.
00:31:11
wubb
He has bronchitis. He has bronchitis.
00:31:13
Vic _ Aran
this
00:31:14
Luke
I haven't refused.
00:31:14
jfriedman17
Oh, that's right. I forgot. That's my bad. That's
Honorable Mentions and Shoutouts
00:31:16
jfriedman17
my bad. I forgot.
00:31:16
Luke
Yeah.
00:31:18
wubb
um
00:31:18
Vic _ Aran
All
00:31:18
jfriedman17
All right.
00:31:18
Luke
um All right.
00:31:19
wubb
For my fourth pick, I'm going to say this.
00:31:21
jfriedman17
Fourth.
00:31:23
wubb
I hope you all say it with me. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
00:31:28
jfriedman17
Quandatic bar.
00:31:30
wubb
Thank you.
00:31:30
Luke
I was hoping nobody would say it with him.
00:31:30
wubb
Thank you.
00:31:32
jfriedman17
Terrific.
00:31:33
wubb
Klondike bar, fourth pick.
00:31:36
jfriedman17
Terrific.
00:31:36
wubb
Steal the draft, honestly.
00:31:37
Luke
monday
00:31:38
wubb
It's like a Pavel Datsuke in the sixth round. That's kind of what it is.
00:31:40
jfriedman17
Is it?
00:31:41
wubb
ah It's around.
00:31:41
jfriedman17
Is it really?
00:31:42
wubb
It's around there.
00:31:42
Vic _ Aran
right.
00:31:45
jfriedman17
I mean, ah that's right.
00:31:46
Luke
but Well, these are things that are are delicacies for us, you know?
00:31:47
Vic _ Aran
You guys are all gonna have No, we're funding. diabetes, what you're picking.
00:31:57
wubb
Yes. Well known.
00:31:59
Vic _ Aran
I see.
00:31:59
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:31:59
wubb
Within the frozen and snack community.
00:32:01
Luke
These aren't every night partaking, you know?
00:32:02
jfriedman17
Well, it's my turn.
00:32:07
Luke
All right, Jack, it's you.
00:32:11
jfriedman17
Are we ready for my pick?
00:32:13
Luke
Oh, wait, wait, we should make, we should make web specify with Klondike bar, like the OG or the Choco Taco or the mint.
00:32:19
jfriedman17
What do you mean? It's the, it's the square. No, it's the square.
00:32:23
wubb
The square, the dip square, the dip square that melts in your hand about halfway through.
00:32:23
jfriedman17
The Klondike bar everyone's talking about is the square. Yeah.
00:32:26
Luke
Okay. Okay.
00:32:29
Luke
Okay.
00:32:31
Vic _ Aran
Not the pace you eat them.
00:32:31
Luke
All right, Jack.
00:32:34
jfriedman17
Oh, shit.
00:32:34
Luke
Whoa.
00:32:34
wubb
Dude, dude, dude, what the hell? Come on.
00:32:37
Vic _ Aran
yeah
00:32:39
jfriedman17
Oh my God.
00:32:39
wubb
We're and we're and we're a non-political podcast.
00:32:45
wubb
That's insane.
00:32:46
jfriedman17
I mean, this is crazy.
00:32:48
Luke
What do you
00:32:48
jfriedman17
I'm just here, I'm just sitting back and watching the show.
00:32:49
wubb
what
00:32:51
wubb
That's like that.
00:32:51
jfriedman17
This is wild.
00:32:52
Luke
need to tell us something?
00:32:53
wubb
What an absolute. That's insane.
00:32:54
Vic _ Aran
well All right, Freeman.
00:32:56
wubb
Yeah.
00:32:57
jfriedman17
um Yeah, I'm debating between two and I don't want one to be stolen before I go again.
00:33:04
Luke
And pick it, brother.
00:33:06
jfriedman17
No, I'm going to let it sit because I think it's a good fifth round pick. I'm going to take it on a similar note, and it's but it might catch a few. I'm going to take the Twix ice cream bars that are sitting on the fridge.
00:33:18
Luke
Mm-hmm. Yep.
00:33:20
jfriedman17
It's the safe play and I just had to do it to round out my my five and I don't think anyone else is going to take the fifth.
00:33:21
wubb
Man. Wow.
00:33:29
jfriedman17
so
00:33:31
Luke
All right.
00:33:31
Vic _ Aran
All right.
00:33:31
jfriedman17
but as long
00:33:32
Luke
I like that.
00:33:32
wubb
um
00:33:33
Vic _ Aran
For my fourth round pick, I'm going to go mango mochi. so
00:33:37
wubb
Hmm.
00:33:39
Vic _ Aran
Oh.
00:33:39
Luke
Hmm.
00:33:40
Vic _ Aran
Oh. leadersers
00:33:43
wubb
Hmm.
00:33:43
Luke
I mean, I don't hate it. I just, I think there was better picks on the board.
00:33:45
jfriedman17
Why'd you go?
00:33:45
wubb
I don't love it.
00:33:47
Vic _ Aran
Okay, well, and then my fifth round pick is Kid Cuisine.
00:33:47
wubb
Ignore picks.
00:33:52
jfriedman17
Okay, that's really good, but I can't say I've had that in like 15 years, so it At one point it did slap absolutely
00:33:52
wubb
Damn it.
00:33:53
Vic _ Aran
and
00:33:53
Luke
Oh, shit.
00:33:55
wubb
Damn it.
00:33:56
Vic _ Aran
Yeah, same, but like it's it's a classic.
00:34:01
Luke
The nostalgia isn't enough.
00:34:03
wubb
Yes. Dude, the spprintk the sprinkles in the pudding, dude?
00:34:07
Vic _ Aran
Mm-hmm.
00:34:08
Luke
It's pretty goes in the pudding, dude.
00:34:10
wubb
Yeah, dude. Sprinkle pudding, dude? Pretty sick.
00:34:13
Luke
I got what Jack do to do the thing.
00:34:15
jfriedman17
some Got some fucking, got some fucking banana bread at work today, dude.
00:34:21
Vic _ Aran
Hell Have you seen that video?
00:34:21
jfriedman17
Hell yeah.
00:34:22
wubb
Oh, yeah.
00:34:26
Vic _ Aran
No. I'll show you it later.
00:34:27
jfriedman17
My mom told me if I wait for things, good things will happen.
00:34:29
Luke
me
00:34:29
wubb
I'm going to prepare that work today.
00:34:31
jfriedman17
And I got some fucking banana bread at work today, dude. Hell yeah. Okay. um Is it my turn again?
00:34:39
wubb
It is.
00:34:39
Vic _ Aran
Yes.
00:34:40
jfriedman17
It did not get stolen, thank God. And this freezer item is not for consumption, no.
00:34:45
wubb
Huh?
00:34:47
Vic _ Aran
Uh-oh.
00:34:47
jfriedman17
It's for use. I'm taking a bag of frozen peas. Let's go.
00:34:51
Vic _ Aran
o
00:34:52
jfriedman17
Hey! Hey! What do you want when you're injured? A bag of frozen peas.
00:34:57
wubb
More of an more of an ice pack guy What
00:34:57
jfriedman17
Fire me up.
00:35:01
jfriedman17
No, take the...
00:35:01
Vic _ Aran
The frozen peas get around your injury better.
00:35:03
jfriedman17
That's right. That's right.
00:35:04
wubb
do you know about injuries Victoria?
00:35:06
jfriedman17
Ooh, I'd take more than one.
00:35:09
Vic _ Aran
I'm unbalanced. I fall a lot.
00:35:11
wubb
Touche Yeah
00:35:13
Vic _ Aran
It's a big head.
00:35:14
jfriedman17
yeah ah This shot's left and right. This is crazy. zo
00:35:20
wubb
yeah
00:35:22
jfriedman17
right
00:35:23
wubb
Um, and this might be a hot take for my fifth round pick, but it was technically already taken, but it's more, we're going specifics here.
00:35:28
jfriedman17
Oh boy. Oh, this always scares me.
00:35:34
wubb
I'm going California pizza kitchen, barbecue chicken pizza.
00:35:38
Vic _ Aran
o
00:35:41
Luke
I like it. I like it.
00:35:42
wubb
Thank you.
00:35:42
Luke
That's a good, yeah.
00:35:42
wubb
I know it's a pizza. It's not DiGiorno, but it's like thin crust.
00:35:47
jfriedman17
It's also not delivery, but does that, does that make it?
00:35:49
wubb
ah Obviously.
00:35:51
Luke
Wait, Jack, what was your, what was your pick?
00:35:54
jfriedman17
You can look in the chat. I've been writing all these.
00:35:56
Vic _ Aran
Frozen peas.
00:35:56
Luke
Yeah, I see Fronus P's and i I'm having a throat reading that.
00:36:00
wubb
man
00:36:00
Vic _ Aran
I think that's French for frozen.
00:36:05
jfriedman17
Listen man, the sun's going down and I i have and my sunglasses on again right now and I can't see anything.
00:36:06
Luke
Oh, okay.
00:36:06
wubb
Yes, yeah yeah yep, yep, yep.
00:36:07
Luke
Thank you. You're very cultured.
00:36:15
jfriedman17
I'm just kind of shooting in the dark.
00:36:18
wubb
All right.
00:36:18
Luke
ah Okay, you're forgiven.
00:36:19
Vic _ Aran
right
00:36:19
jfriedman17
no Thank you.
00:36:22
Luke
All right, Aaron.
00:36:23
wubb
Alan with your last pick.
00:36:23
jfriedman17
Here we go.
00:36:25
Vic _ Aran
Oh, this is an easy one, but it's probably more in your budget range too. So it's the Jimmy Dean's breakfast egg, breakfast sausage, like sandwiches.
00:36:28
wubb
I love that.
00:36:29
Luke
Stop.
00:36:29
jfriedman17
Oh, let's go.
00:36:31
wubb
Oh!
00:36:31
jfriedman17
Yes.
00:36:32
Luke
o
00:36:32
jfriedman17
Yes.
00:36:34
wubb
Fuck.
00:36:34
jfriedman17
Yes.
00:36:36
wubb
How do we forget those?
00:36:37
jfriedman17
Wow, that is a terrific pick.
00:36:38
Luke
i
00:36:39
Vic _ Aran
one
00:36:39
wubb
Holy shit.
00:36:41
Luke
Stop.
00:36:41
jfriedman17
That might that might just win in the whole thing.
00:36:43
wubb
That's the steal of the draft.
00:36:44
Vic _ Aran
That's putting me over the top.
00:36:46
jfriedman17
i think it I think it might.
00:36:47
wubb
100%. 100%.
00:36:48
Luke
I like it.
00:36:48
jfriedman17
Luke, you're keeping track of these, right?
00:36:49
Vic _ Aran
It's making me much more populous.
00:36:50
Luke
Yeah.
00:36:52
wubb
Yeah, you're very relatable now.
00:36:52
jfriedman17
i
00:36:54
Vic _ Aran
yes
00:36:54
jfriedman17
yeah
00:36:54
Luke
You're appealing to the crowd.
00:36:54
jfriedman17
a
00:36:56
wubb
Very relatable.
00:36:56
Luke
You are.
00:36:57
jfriedman17
It's a crab pick. We love it. We love crab picks.
00:36:58
wubb
God, that's such a good pick.
00:37:01
jfriedman17
ah we have a Do we have a last pick now?
00:37:01
wubb
Good value pick.
00:37:01
Luke
oh We do.
00:37:04
Luke
We do. Well, Luke does.
00:37:06
wubb
Rook.
00:37:06
jfriedman17
And with the last pick in the 2024 frozen foods draft, Luke Biggins selects oh Mr.
00:37:11
Luke
Mr. Irrelevant.
00:37:14
jfriedman17
Irrelevance is
00:37:15
Vic _ Aran
Yes.
00:37:17
Luke
Tachitos.
00:37:18
Vic _ Aran
Ooh.
00:37:20
jfriedman17
Oh, I forgot about those.
00:37:21
wubb
Nice. so I was thinking about those too.
00:37:24
Luke
I think that's a good value pick there.
00:37:26
wubb
Those are a staple.
00:37:27
jfriedman17
I agree. No, that was a very good last pick. And I think that's a terrific way to round out the draft.
00:37:33
Vic _ Aran
I'd say that that last pick, like they come in single serving bags.
00:37:34
jfriedman17
um
00:37:38
Vic _ Aran
There's like 30 or so in them, right? So that's, I think that's one of the best picks there.
00:37:40
wubb
Yeah.
00:37:41
Luke
Yeah.
00:37:44
Vic _ Aran
You don't open that bag and put it back in the freezer.
00:37:44
wubb
You know what?
00:37:44
Luke
Thank you.
00:37:44
wubb
ah
00:37:46
jfriedman17
does any Does anyone have honorable
00:37:47
Vic _ Aran
You lay it all out on the pan and put them in the oven.
00:37:47
Luke
You know where.
00:37:51
jfriedman17
Does anyone have honorable mentions that they want to just throw out there for the next few minutes?
00:37:56
wubb
I was going to throw out.
00:37:56
Luke
Wait.
00:37:57
wubb
I don't. It's not technically a consumable, but I was going to throw out the Zinn container that you put in the freezer.
00:38:00
Vic _ Aran
Oh,
00:38:03
jfriedman17
Okay. Okay.
00:38:04
Vic _ Aran
So why?
00:38:04
wubb
I was going to do that.
00:38:05
jfriedman17
True. I never seen that happen.
00:38:06
Vic _ Aran
You like them cold?
00:38:08
wubb
ah Putting them in the freezer and then popping them out, it's like eating a re-season that you put in the fucking freezer.
00:38:12
jfriedman17
I've seen, I've seen pods thrown in the freezer. I've never seen pouches. So that's, uh,
00:38:16
wubb
No, you know, you you put the whole container in the freezer for like half hour and you pop them in, maybe a little spearmint, maybe a wintergreen action, and then your day's set after a couple of years, you're good.
00:38:21
jfriedman17
Wow.
00:38:24
jfriedman17
I'll tell you, this generation is getting innovative for sure.
00:38:30
Luke
you
00:38:30
jfriedman17
They're thinking of everything.
00:38:31
wubb
Thank you. I appreciate that, Jack.
00:38:34
jfriedman17
No, I, I'm right there with you.
00:38:34
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
00:38:36
jfriedman17
Um, terrific.
00:38:37
Vic _ Aran
Eric has an honorable mention.
00:38:38
jfriedman17
Any other album form? Yep.
00:38:39
Vic _ Aran
Oh, Eric.
00:38:40
jfriedman17
Let's hear it.
00:38:41
Luke
Wait Eric has been here the whole time Nobody said anything what That's crazy
00:38:41
Vic _ Aran
Yeah. yeah
00:38:48
Vic _ Aran
yes
00:38:54
Vic _ Aran
He's totally on this whole podcast guys.
00:38:54
jfriedman17
this is this is the most you welcome welcome welcome to oh my god
00:39:00
Luke
I hear it.
00:39:02
Vic _ Aran
Hi. i wind mince
00:39:05
Luke
Oh, okay.
00:39:05
wubb
Aww, fuck!
00:39:07
Vic _ Aran
What are you going for?
00:39:07
jfriedman17
That might be, okay, okay, Luke, when we post this poll, you need to have a single section with one pick from Eric that just says Thin Mints.
00:39:11
wubb
Uhhh... Put minus in my- I think he will.
00:39:18
jfriedman17
And I think, I honestly think there's a good chance he might win the whole thing.
00:39:18
Luke
okay Yeah.
00:39:21
Vic _ Aran
it seems
00:39:23
jfriedman17
That is a terrific pick.
00:39:23
Vic _ Aran
nothing
00:39:23
Luke
I'm going to do that. Okay.
00:39:26
jfriedman17
Oh my goodness.
00:39:26
wubb
How do we forget about- oh my god.
00:39:30
Luke
I mean, there's a lot of food that's good in the freezer, you know?
00:39:31
jfriedman17
That's tough. It's not, is it Thin Mint season though? Like when is Girl Scout season? When are those cookies coming around? They're like fall, right?
00:39:39
Luke
Dude, they just start after your money every day as Girl Scout season.
00:39:40
wubb
they fall item I feel like they're out and about, but you just don't see them until it gets dark out.
00:39:48
Luke
Yeah, they big gang up on you in the Diagon Alley way.
00:39:48
jfriedman17
What?
00:39:48
Vic _ Aran
yeah
00:39:51
wubb
Yeah, they'll just assault you and be like, why am I something I was?
00:39:52
Vic _ Aran
hey Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell's going on in Bozeman?
00:39:57
wubb
I don't know. Dude, outside?
00:39:57
Luke
shows
00:39:59
Vic _ Aran
They let the real scouts out at night, like looking to roll you for some cash.
00:40:01
wubb
Hey, man. Hey, man. Dude.
00:40:06
wubb
All I'm saying is don't go near the Albertsons after 9.30 PM.
00:40:12
Luke
Your girls are fierce.
00:40:14
wubb
They're coming after you.
00:40:18
Vic _ Aran
And they all dressed like peaky blinders.
00:40:19
jfriedman17
and
00:40:19
Luke
Noted.
00:40:20
wubb
Yep.
00:40:21
jfriedman17
that's that's where that's where troop 417 from dodgeball camps out with bernice that was taking the horse brake riser god damn it sorry
00:40:26
Luke
Oh.
00:40:26
Vic _ Aran
oh
00:40:26
wubb
Exactly, exactly, yep.
00:40:30
Luke
but We have a Bernice.
00:40:39
Luke
Wait, okay, Jack, can I ask you, why did you choose frozen fucking peas?
00:40:44
wubb
Terrible pick.
00:40:45
jfriedman17
Um, because no, I was, I was going out of the box here because peas, a lot of people need for more than just consumption.
00:40:45
wubb
Awful pick.
00:40:46
Luke
Horrible pick.
00:40:54
jfriedman17
It's more of a use pick. It's like, I have terrible knees and I could tell you I've used frozen peas hundreds of times on my knees.
00:41:00
Luke
On your knees?
00:41:03
jfriedman17
I've used peas on my knees.
00:41:03
Vic _ Aran
like
00:41:05
Luke
Dude, just get a kid a fucking ice pack.
00:41:08
jfriedman17
No, it doesn't, like what Victoria said, it doesn't, it doesn't wrap around as easy and as well.
00:41:08
wubb
That's what I'm saying.
00:41:13
Luke
You can get a good ice quack that is better than peas.
00:41:14
wubb
Dude, it's 2024. There's good ice pack technology.
00:41:18
jfriedman17
Oh, sorry, let me drop $500 on a fucking ice pack.
00:41:21
wubb
All right.
00:41:21
jfriedman17
Excuse my friend excuse French.
00:41:22
wubb
You go to CVS, get one for $10.
00:41:22
Vic _ Aran
Thank you very much.
00:41:22
Luke
at The ice pack industry has toned down.
00:41:24
jfriedman17
the French.
00:41:26
Vic _ Aran
I'm coming in to support Jack on this.
00:41:29
jfriedman17
Thank you.
00:41:30
Vic _ Aran
They're way better. They cost 90 cents. And then you can eat them after.
00:41:33
jfriedman17
Thank you.
00:41:34
Vic _ Aran
You eating those ice packs after?
00:41:34
jfriedman17
Yes!
00:41:35
Vic _ Aran
No.
00:41:36
jfriedman17
No, they're toxic.
00:41:37
Luke
I know for a fact that Jack, Jack has never eaten a pea in his life.
00:41:39
jfriedman17
Luke's probably eaten a few of those, actually.
00:41:44
jfriedman17
That's not true. And I can absolutely, I have a picture of me eating one, I think.
00:41:49
Luke
Are you ever a picture of you eating pea?
00:41:49
jfriedman17
And I'll send it to you.
00:41:50
wubb
No, you don't.
00:41:51
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:41:51
wubb
I don't know you don't.
00:41:51
jfriedman17
No, I'm sending, I'm gonna send it right now. I'm sending it right now.
00:41:53
wubb
You don't have a picture.
00:41:54
Luke
You sticko.
00:41:55
jfriedman17
I'm sending it to you right now. I'm sending it to the chat.
00:41:58
wubb
I just want to I just want all the wheezers to know that Jack just lied live on the podcast.
00:41:58
Vic _ Aran
Guys?
00:41:58
jfriedman17
Hold on. I have to find it really quick.
00:42:03
wubb
He has never eaten a penis in his entire life.
00:42:03
jfriedman17
No, no, no.
00:42:03
Luke
Yep, he did.
00:42:04
jfriedman17
I'm sending it to the chat right now.
00:42:04
Luke
He's lying to you.
00:42:06
wubb
He's lying to you.
00:42:06
jfriedman17
Here we go.
00:42:06
wubb
This is this is fake news.
00:42:07
jfriedman17
I just found it. I just found it. Here you go.
00:42:09
Luke
if he If he has eaten peas in his life, it was because they were forced down his gullet.
00:42:15
jfriedman17
Just sent it.
00:42:15
wubb
Yes.
00:42:16
Luke
Yeah, he sent us a fucking picture to all the listeners out there.
00:42:17
Vic _ Aran
and but
00:42:17
wubb
It's not even you. Yep, yeah yeah
00:42:22
Vic _ Aran
Are you using listeners in plural?
00:42:22
Luke
Never had peas.
00:42:22
jfriedman17
good ra Okay.
00:42:26
Vic _ Aran
I don't know.
00:42:27
wubb
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:42:27
Luke
Whoa.
00:42:28
jfriedman17
Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a second. We got a backtrack here.
00:42:32
Luke
I'll have you know, Alan, that we have 30 average listeners.
00:42:33
jfriedman17
What the what the hell was that? No, no, no, no, no. Last episode, I was looking at the stats, had 41 listeners.
00:42:42
wubb
Hey, hey, I just want to put this out here.
00:42:43
jfriedman17
Last episode.
00:42:43
Luke
Actually, you're real?
00:42:44
Vic _ Aran
That's crazy!
00:42:44
jfriedman17
Yep. We had 41.
00:42:46
wubb
I just want to put this out here.
00:42:47
jfriedman17
We had 41.
00:42:48
wubb
Alan, you can make fun of your children. Don't make fun of the weisters, all right?
00:42:54
Luke
this Wait, wait.
00:42:55
jfriedman17
yeah There's definitely things that these people could be doing that would improve their life.
00:42:55
Vic _ Aran
Okay, duly noted, duly noted.
00:42:59
wubb
i im I'm glad you took the cruises in there.
00:42:59
jfriedman17
Um, but they're here.
00:43:01
Luke
Did we actually have 41 viewers or new listeners?
00:43:04
jfriedman17
No, I promise you all.
00:43:04
wubb
That's kind of crazy.
00:43:05
Vic _ Aran
You just made that up.
00:43:05
jfriedman17
I, we did on the last, no, we did.
00:43:07
Luke
That is shocking.
00:43:09
jfriedman17
When we started out, when we started out, we were in triple digits, but we've since then not been posting as much.
00:43:14
Vic _ Aran
You've lost ground from the beginning?
00:43:16
wubb
no
00:43:17
jfriedman17
yeah
00:43:17
Luke
ah Well, people started listening.
00:43:17
Vic _ Aran
yeah I'm not PR guy, I'm gonna tell you.
00:43:19
jfriedman17
Wait, wait, wait. This is like ah a bell curve. We're on a bell curve right now.
00:43:22
Vic _ Aran
Oh, I see. Well, you know, every episode has its own curve, so yeah.
00:43:25
jfriedman17
Someone, that one's giving me credit for that reference.
00:43:28
wubb
It's just like life, you know, there's ebbs and flows.
00:43:31
jfriedman17
Come on.
00:43:31
Luke
Well, with our with this high-profile guest appearance today, we're hoping for quadruple digits.
00:43:35
Vic _ Aran
All right.
00:43:35
jfriedman17
Right.
00:43:38
Luke
you know
00:43:38
jfriedman17
And I'm not going to lie, I've been pushing this.
00:43:39
Vic _ Aran
Let me bring up ah one of the main reasons that we're on tonight is the launch of Law's Whiskey House, CU supporting for CU athletics.
00:43:49
Luke
Hmm let's go
00:43:49
wubb
Wow.
00:43:50
Vic _ Aran
Go Buffs. Ralphie's Reserve. I'm wearing my blinders right now. I'm sorry, blenders.
00:43:56
wubb
wow
00:43:57
Vic _ Aran
They're kind of like blinders.
00:43:58
jfriedman17
Do you have you have an ad an ad you want to read on the pod? Or do you just want to just go with the shout out? Because I love the shout out.
00:44:05
Vic _ Aran
I'm just going shout out. I think everybody over 21 needs to get this.
00:44:08
jfriedman17
I love it.
00:44:10
Vic _ Aran
um It launched literally this week. we's some There's some really great pre-market sales. A lot of folks jumped on this. um Ralphie's Reserve, man.
00:44:24
Luke
Wait, so let me ask let me ask you a question.
00:44:24
Vic _ Aran
We're supporting CU athletics. 10% of the money here goes to feed the Buffalo.
00:44:32
wubb
Oh nice.
00:44:32
Luke
Ooh.
00:44:33
Vic _ Aran
Yeah, Ralphie, yeah. So this is pretty important, right?
00:44:39
jfriedman17
Yeah, absolutely.
00:44:39
Vic _ Aran
When you pick you picked that class of Ralphie's Reserve up, whether you mix it with, what do you guys mix it with?
00:44:39
Luke
It is.
00:44:40
jfriedman17
the
00:44:46
Vic _ Aran
Coke or?
00:44:46
Luke
We drink it straight because it's that good.
00:44:48
Vic _ Aran
Oh, it is that good.
00:44:49
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's right.
00:44:50
Vic _ Aran
But, uh, you know, I have to again, reach out to everybody.
00:44:50
jfriedman17
it is like If anything, you're like mixing it yeah with like a ah root beer or a Coke or something.
00:44:53
wubb
Root beer is a good option.
00:44:54
Vic _ Aran
Maybe a little ginger ale. I don't know.
00:44:57
wubb
Root beer, root beer, yep.
00:44:59
jfriedman17
I don't know.
00:45:00
Vic _ Aran
Yeah. he did Whatever you want to put in it. Um, maybe just ice. You put that up, you look to the the sky and you go to the Buffalo and then you get it down.
00:45:05
wubb
That works too.
00:45:09
wubb
Yes. To the Buffalo.
00:45:10
Vic _ Aran
That's how you do it.
00:45:11
Luke
I love it.
00:45:11
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:45:12
jfriedman17
Terrific.
00:45:12
Luke
I love it.
00:45:13
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
00:45:13
Luke
you um Can you give the out-of-state weisters some information you know if they want to pre-order this special whiskey?
00:45:14
jfriedman17
I love that.
00:45:21
Vic _ Aran
king They can definitely get it online. We had to resupply our third party vendor because it sold out um in the first four days. So there is more coming to California. Yeah, this is the craziness of this thing. So we send it to California to get, you know, that's our third party vendor because in Colorado you can't do that. so
00:45:43
jfriedman17
right
00:45:43
Vic _ Aran
Um, but it's shipped all over what, 34 states. There's a few states you can't get to. We've had a lot of requests from like New York city and DC area where it has buffs. Alumni who want to do, you know, viewing or what do you call them? love it Watch parties. They do for all the games and they want to be able to have it.
00:46:00
jfriedman17
Right.
00:46:01
Vic _ Aran
It's going all the country boys.
00:46:05
jfriedman17
Absolutely.
00:46:05
Luke
I mean, i I'm buying my bottle right now.
00:46:06
jfriedman17
and and Right. And the thing is, is the large majority is this terrific. The large majority of our weisters are in California.
00:46:12
Vic _ Aran
Let's go.
00:46:16
jfriedman17
So if you're listening right now and you're in California, but go, go over, just check it out a little bit. And if you want to buy something, throw in promo code, it doesn't exist. And then go grab yourself a bottle, grab yourself a bottle, enjoy it and send us some reviews.
00:46:27
Luke
yeah
00:46:32
jfriedman17
And we'll be happy to post those on our page as well.
00:46:34
Vic _ Aran
And they need to take, they need to show that in the review, they need a photo of them with it, with their blenders on.
00:46:35
jfriedman17
But
00:46:40
Luke
yeah Yes, post a story on Instagram in tag-headed weest and lads whiskey for your shout out Wait you got blenders though, there's blenders too like the glasses Where do we get the blenders
00:46:41
wubb
Yes.
00:46:42
jfriedman17
That's right, with the blenders on.
00:46:49
Vic _ Aran
There you go.
00:46:50
jfriedman17
Bang, bang. And you'll get a great chat out. um Terrific, wonderful.
00:46:57
Vic _ Aran
Another.
00:47:00
Vic _ Aran
Oh yeah, man. Definitely have the blenders. I got the gold one. Oh, you get the blenders. I'm pretty sure online anywhere you're supporting, um, you know, coach prime there, he is the most stylish coach in all of NCAA. And, you know, he brings it, man.
00:47:16
wubb
100% he does Damn
00:47:16
Luke
Absolutely.
00:47:19
jfriedman17
yep that's that's exactly why i'm wearing my shades tonight today
00:47:20
Vic _ Aran
He's up this whole program.
00:47:23
Luke
I'm, I'm, I'm getting my blenders in, in Ralphie reserve today. Oh, me as well.
00:47:32
Vic _ Aran
And then, you know, I, as you all know, am a big fan of visors rather than and ball caps. so So you definitely need the Colorado, you know, CU Buff's bright white Nike visor to go with that.
00:47:40
Luke
oh me as well
00:47:41
wubb
As gay
00:47:49
Vic _ Aran
That completes the whole look.
00:47:52
Luke
hundred percent 100%. What if I got a bandana?
00:47:54
jfriedman17
and a chain, you need a massive chain and a watch just hanging.
00:48:01
Luke
I think we should, yeah, we should just all get the fit right now, you know?
00:48:03
jfriedman17
yeah
00:48:04
Luke
Massive chain visor.
00:48:06
jfriedman17
We'll post a link to Amazon that just has in the cart, just ripping, ripping.
00:48:08
Vic _ Aran
You'll be dripping.
00:48:09
Luke
Yep.
00:48:12
wubb
Definitely dripping.
00:48:16
Vic _ Aran
All right, guys.
00:48:19
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:48:19
Vic _ Aran
OK, I'll leave.
00:48:21
jfriedman17
Oh, wait, hold on. Luke's dying. Give it, give us a sec.
00:48:23
Luke
twitter
00:48:25
jfriedman17
Oh, there it is.
00:48:25
Vic _ Aran
Oh, God.
00:48:26
wubb
Nice. Oh, that terrible.
00:48:28
jfriedman17
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
00:48:34
Vic _ Aran
My mom just said, Hawk Tua.
00:48:34
jfriedman17
This guy. Oh, nice.
00:48:37
wubb
No mom mom don't say that mom don't say Hawk to her Don't
00:48:39
jfriedman17
Yes.
00:48:39
Luke
I'm okay.
00:48:41
jfriedman17
Hey.
00:48:43
Luke
Whoa, whoa!
00:48:44
jfriedman17
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:48:47
Vic _ Aran
listen
00:48:47
jfriedman17
OK.
00:48:48
Luke
I missed it!
00:48:50
jfriedman17
Yeah, you missed the hog, too. Sorry about it.
00:48:52
wubb
say Hawk to her mom don't say how to
00:48:53
Luke
yeah
00:48:54
jfriedman17
No, don't andd say it.
00:48:54
Vic _ Aran
anyway Anyways, one of the last couple minutes. Do you guys, what do you want to do? Do you want to just, do you have any questions for Aaron?
00:49:01
jfriedman17
um Oh, you know what that means. Anyone know what that means?
00:49:09
Vic _ Aran
Bonus round. and who
00:49:10
jfriedman17
It's a bonus round. i actually I actually came to the table with a few questions just in case we had some leftover time.
00:49:13
Luke
Damn
00:49:16
Vic _ Aran
oh no
00:49:17
Luke
you.
00:49:18
jfriedman17
There's and there's no need to know about this. um
00:49:21
wubb
Thank
00:49:23
jfriedman17
There might be, but I have three questions and everyone's gonna get and a chance to answer and then we'll wrap everything up.
00:49:27
wubb
you.
00:49:32
jfriedman17
And I'll just start with question number one, who is someone right now in this moment, if you were to transport into their body, who is someone you absolutely would not want to be?
00:49:41
Vic _ Aran
Oh no.
00:49:46
jfriedman17
Someone go first.
00:49:46
Luke
I'm thinking, um, probably Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:49:51
Vic _ Aran
you Didn't need dad he dead?
00:49:52
wubb
all right
00:49:52
jfriedman17
Is he alive still? Yeah, no, you have to pick a living person.
00:49:54
Vic _ Aran
to Can I like chime in here for the the obvious answer?
00:49:56
jfriedman17
Are you kidding me?
00:49:57
wubb
All right.
00:49:57
Luke
Well, dead or alive, man.
00:49:58
jfriedman17
Or did you mean what?
00:49:59
Luke
I don't want it, you know?
00:50:01
jfriedman17
No, you have to pick a living person. You have to redo.
00:50:04
Luke
Okay. so like Please.
00:50:07
jfriedman17
Yeah, go for it.
00:50:08
Vic _ Aran
it Joe Biden.
00:50:09
jfriedman17
Oh, I got political.
00:50:10
wubb
Yeah, there we go.
00:50:10
Vic _ Aran
see
00:50:10
wubb
There we go. Guys, come on.
00:50:12
jfriedman17
Come on. This is a non political podcast. Hey, great answer.
00:50:16
wubb
How many warnings how many warnings do we need?
00:50:16
Luke
this
00:50:17
jfriedman17
This is a non-political podcast. We're not going to, we're not going to entertain any of that really nice.
00:50:20
wubb
How many warnings?
00:50:21
Vic _ Aran
i I just, come on.
00:50:22
jfriedman17
I also agree with you.
00:50:23
Vic _ Aran
Do you watch that?
00:50:24
jfriedman17
That's a great, we're not.
00:50:24
Vic _ Aran
i You know, can I i have an answer?
00:50:25
jfriedman17
yeah o All right.
00:50:28
Luke
To be fair Well, I feel a little bit personally attacked right
00:50:29
jfriedman17
We're going to, yeah. but What do you got? Is it going to be political? Cause we don't entertain that.
00:50:32
Vic _ Aran
No, it's not. Well, I don't know if you consider this political, but um any mouth breather.
00:50:38
wubb
Mmm.
00:50:39
jfriedman17
Hmm. Do you wear mouth tape at night? You sound like someone who just got mouth tape for when they sleep.
00:50:46
Vic _ Aran
Dude, if you see Jack at the gym, he's, you know, like that's very nice.
00:50:52
jfriedman17
Okay. Okay. This is great. Thanks for tuning in ahead. No, I'm kidding.
00:50:59
jfriedman17
All right.
00:51:00
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
00:51:01
jfriedman17
So what else?
00:51:02
Luke
Wow, I gave my answer Fucking Dahmer His closest living relative William lost
00:51:02
jfriedman17
Come on. Come on. What would would you say?
00:51:09
jfriedman17
um That's right. But you have to pick a living person.
00:51:10
Vic _ Aran
That's.
00:51:11
jfriedman17
You have to repick.
00:51:15
wubb
That's not me.
00:51:17
jfriedman17
All right. That's fair. We'll, we'll accept that answer. All right. Um, onto the next random guest, William laws.
00:51:21
wubb
Weisters. Weisters. Wait, time out. Time out.
00:51:25
Luke
Yeah.
00:51:25
wubb
Weisters, as well as you know, not a relatively different number.
00:51:29
Luke
Yeah. That's you.
00:51:30
jfriedman17
They say that we don't, we can't, we can't say for sure.
00:51:30
Luke
you Yeah. Good job.
00:51:33
wubb
I may like his fashion statements, but I don't like his actions.
00:51:34
Vic _ Aran
All
00:51:39
Luke
Yes.
00:51:39
jfriedman17
Some, a Hey, Hey, someone make note of that.
00:51:40
Luke
A spoot.
00:51:41
Vic _ Aran
right.
00:51:42
jfriedman17
Someone don't make note of that.
00:51:43
wubb
Please make note of that.
00:51:43
jfriedman17
That's important.
00:51:44
Luke
I noted it.
00:51:45
wubb
um I think who I wouldn't want to be currently right here right now would be Honestly ah probably Dwayne the Rock Johnson It's
00:51:57
Vic _ Aran
Ooh.
00:51:57
jfriedman17
Hmm, an interesting pick.
00:51:58
Vic _ Aran
Why?
00:51:59
Luke
Why what?
00:52:00
wubb
just it's just too big You
00:52:03
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:52:04
Vic _ Aran
He can't do normal people things.
00:52:06
wubb
can't do north imagine him walking through a door can't do it
00:52:10
Luke
I don't know, man.
00:52:10
jfriedman17
Yeah, I mean, try to get in the car when you're Dwayne The Rock Johnson, it's just got to be tough.
00:52:14
wubb
Exactly. i I was trying to drive my Kia Soul as Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
00:52:16
jfriedman17
Your day to day life is your day to day life is inconvenient, for sure.
00:52:18
wubb
Impossible. Ruined.
00:52:21
Vic _ Aran
I think the social aspect of that's interesting too.
00:52:21
wubb
Absolutely ruined.
00:52:24
Vic _ Aran
You can't do anything because everyone loves you.
00:52:27
wubb
Exactly.
00:52:27
Vic _ Aran
like Who doesn't love The Rock?
00:52:28
wubb
Yeah.
00:52:29
jfriedman17
jesus
00:52:30
wubb
Exactly.
00:52:30
Vic _ Aran
And then you can't do anything without everyone bugging you or looking at you.
00:52:34
wubb
Mm-hmm.
00:52:34
Vic _ Aran
That's not that's not life.
00:52:36
wubb
Yep. It's the size and the the status that I'm turned off from.
00:52:37
jfriedman17
Yeah, I know. Terrific.
00:52:41
Luke
i Think I got a wholeheartedly disagree here with everyone He's the rock man wouldn't you want to be able to do Yeah But
00:52:44
jfriedman17
All right.
00:52:50
jfriedman17
Did you not listen to everything we just said? His day-to-day life is terrible.
00:52:52
wubb
but is, yep.
00:52:54
jfriedman17
He has no social life. He can't do anything without leaving The Rock.
00:52:56
wubb
and And no one calls you by your first name, but no one calls you by your first name.
00:52:57
Luke
no, he's got a social life he's got a social life with rich people and I
00:53:00
jfriedman17
No.
00:53:02
wubb
His name is Dwayne and everyone knows him as the Rock.
00:53:04
jfriedman17
When do you think the last time someone said, hey, Dwayne? I would say probably probably when he was like 16.
00:53:07
wubb
Never.
00:53:11
Luke
Yeah, but he's got a sick nickname.
00:53:11
wubb
Probably.
00:53:11
jfriedman17
That's a sad life to live, man.
Playful Conversations and Hypotheticals
00:53:14
Luke
The Rock.
00:53:14
jfriedman17
I don't know.
00:53:14
Luke
What if your nickname was The Rock?
00:53:17
jfriedman17
The Rock.
00:53:18
wubb
I'd feel pretty bad about myself.
00:53:20
jfriedman17
Yeah, I'd feel pretty heavy about myself.
00:53:21
Luke
I think I'd feel pretty good. Because he's...
00:53:23
Vic _ Aran
Come on, he's definitely a sympathetic character.
00:53:26
wubb
100%.
00:53:26
Luke
He is a sympathetic character.
00:53:28
jfriedman17
I mean, I don't know. ah What can I say except?
00:53:34
Vic _ Aran
Are you just gonna leave us hanging there?
00:53:35
Luke
Yeah.
00:53:37
Vic _ Aran
He tends to do that sometimes.
00:53:39
jfriedman17
it's a No, it's that's a Dwayne the Rock Johnson song.
00:53:39
Luke
ah
00:53:40
Vic _ Aran
All right, what's question two?
00:53:42
jfriedman17
um but Oh, question two? Here we go. Here we go. Oh, I lost it. Wait, where'd it go?
00:53:50
Luke
Something tells me there wasn't a question too.
00:53:51
jfriedman17
Oh my God. Oh no, it's right here. Now I got it. Question two. Could you be Owen Wilson's wife for two months? Yes or no. And then I need, I need a a hint of explanation. That's it.
00:54:07
Luke
Wow.
00:54:08
wubb
why i don't know wait let me look it up look it up kate hudson kate hudson yeah yeah um maybe me yeah i like i like going listen
00:54:08
Vic _ Aran
Who's his wife?
00:54:10
jfriedman17
I don't even know.
00:54:12
Luke
um Lisa Wilson.
00:54:12
jfriedman17
I don't know. that It doesn't, no.
00:54:15
Vic _ Aran
It doesn't matter. He would be his wife. He would be his wife. Oh. I know I could do that. Just bitch slap him around a lot.
00:54:22
Luke
Whoa!
00:54:23
jfriedman17
Oh wait, he's not married anymore. he's not He's single now.
00:54:27
Vic _ Aran
shocking yeah wait why do we hate him sure so but what you're really saying is that but what you're really saying is being Kate Hudson I'd be Kate Hudson I got a lot of things I'd like to do
00:54:29
jfriedman17
It used to be Kate Hudson. well i just His voice is a little annoying and also his nose looks like a penis.
00:54:34
Luke
Is this
00:54:38
jfriedman17
And and once you see it, you can't unsee it.
00:54:40
wubb
Good point.
00:54:41
Luke
a score?
00:54:45
Luke
That's a fair point.
00:54:46
jfriedman17
Well, not no, the question is more is could you be married to him for two months?
00:54:47
wubb
big kid thats and
00:54:52
jfriedman17
You don't have to be Kate Hudson, but do you...
00:54:52
Luke
So am I still Luke?
00:54:55
wubb
Do I get a phone?
00:54:55
jfriedman17
Well, you're you're like a female Luke.
00:54:55
Vic _ Aran
I think I could. You get a lot of money on this.
00:54:59
jfriedman17
Sure, but...
00:54:59
Vic _ Aran
Oh, going financial right away. Yeah.
00:55:02
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's...
00:55:02
wubb
Do I get a phone? Do I get a phone?
00:55:04
Vic _ Aran
Do you get a phone?
00:55:04
jfriedman17
You have a phone? Yeah, sure.
00:55:07
Luke
You can have a phone.
00:55:08
wubb
i could I could handle Owen Wilson via the phone.
00:55:11
Luke
No, but it's only ah it's only a flip ah flip phone.
00:55:11
Vic _ Aran
Yeah,
00:55:14
Vic _ Aran
oh
00:55:14
jfriedman17
Yeah, it's a flip phone.
00:55:15
wubb
So no Instagram?
00:55:15
jfriedman17
You don't get to watch TikTok, or yeah, you have no socials.
00:55:19
wubb
Oh, man.
00:55:20
Vic _ Aran
yeah but you could just spend his money blindly and just vacate.
00:55:21
wubb
I could do it.
00:55:24
Vic _ Aran
god
00:55:25
wubb
Yeah, I'll just buy my own phone.
00:55:25
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:55:25
Luke
And you can watch cars one, two, and three all on repeat.
00:55:27
jfriedman17
Okay, guys.
00:55:31
Vic _ Aran
We could be on below deck. We could rent one of those yachts.
00:55:34
jfriedman17
guys
00:55:35
Luke
Oh, don't get me started.
00:55:36
wubb
Oh.
00:55:40
Luke
i i That's my dream.
00:55:41
Vic _ Aran
I know.
00:55:42
wubb
I could do it. I could do it.
00:55:44
jfriedman17
But also his voice is kind of annoying too. So like every night, you're like, get you're going to sleep.
00:55:49
Luke
No, because you just think of him as Lightning McQueen.
00:55:50
wubb
Wait.
00:55:50
jfriedman17
And he's like, was he, he was like, no, you can still like, I like wedding crashers, but I don't think I'd be his wife for for two months.
00:55:52
wubb
Does this mean I don't like wedding crashers?
00:55:52
Vic _ Aran
No, shit.
00:55:58
wubb
I love wedding crashers.
00:56:01
Luke
He is Lightning McQueen, you just think of that.
00:56:03
wubb
Wow, he is lighting McQueen.
00:56:04
Vic _ Aran
Kachow.
00:56:05
jfriedman17
Kachow.
00:56:05
Luke
Yeah.
00:56:06
wubb
cha
00:56:07
jfriedman17
Man, this podcast just got struck by lightning. Kachow.
00:56:11
wubb
Good channel.
00:56:12
jfriedman17
Okay, sorry. um In my last question, okay, Luke, that's enough out of the you.
00:56:15
Vic _ Aran
but
00:56:22
jfriedman17
My last question is pretty fitting because we only have like three minutes left. Then we'll wrap it up. ah each Everyone could go down the line. where do you Where do you guys see yourself five beers from now? And we'll just we'll just go with that. ah We'll start with Luke.
00:56:41
Vic _ Aran
Five beers? Yeah.
00:56:43
jfriedman17
Yeah, five beers from now.
00:56:45
Vic _ Aran
That's a good question.
00:56:46
wubb
It's a solid question.
00:56:47
jfriedman17
Luke, where do you see yourself five beers from now?
00:56:50
Vic _ Aran
Can I stop being whiskey? Because like I don't ah couldn't drink five beers.
00:56:52
wubb
oh No, no, no.
00:56:52
jfriedman17
Sure. Sure. Yeah. No, you can take it. Like, it's really five drinks, but it just sounds better with beers.
00:57:00
wubb
But five drinks of whiskey is like laying in bed, passed out.
00:57:04
jfriedman17
OK, dude, we have three minutes.
00:57:05
wubb
Five beers is like having a good time.
00:57:08
jfriedman17
So like, what are you going to answer?
00:57:08
Vic _ Aran
I don't know, Will, you grew up in this house. I can do five whiskeys, no problem.
00:57:12
wubb
It's a solid point.
00:57:12
Vic _ Aran
um Wow, five whiskeys for now.
00:57:12
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:57:13
wubb
That's a good point.
00:57:14
jfriedman17
Yeah. Bang.
00:57:16
Luke
Bang.
00:57:16
jfriedman17
and
00:57:17
Luke
Boom roasted.
00:57:19
wubb
Five beers from now I see myself ah Playing playing switch sports with my roommates The
00:57:21
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:57:30
jfriedman17
Terrific.
00:57:30
Vic _ Aran
Wow, that's not good.
00:57:30
jfriedman17
What sport do you excel at?
00:57:33
wubb
solid answer of the fancy
00:57:35
jfriedman17
Okay. i' All right.
00:57:36
Luke
Whoa, wait.
00:57:36
jfriedman17
ah Luke, you're up.
00:57:40
Luke
No, you, what?
00:57:41
jfriedman17
Luke, we have two minutes, dude. Just answer, please.
00:57:45
Luke
What was the question? I was having a fit.
00:57:46
Vic _ Aran
Oh, man.
00:57:46
jfriedman17
Where do you see yourself? Where do you see yourself five beers from now?
00:57:51
Luke
I see myself at approximately 11 PM Eastern Standard Time.
00:57:56
wubb
Wow.
00:57:56
Vic _ Aran
Oh, that's not another lame answer there.
00:57:57
jfriedman17
that's in no okay that's That's pretty bad.
00:57:58
Vic _ Aran
I don't know what's going on there. pretty serious Um, I see myself five beers from now, either asleep or watching Love Island.
00:58:02
Luke
why What?
00:58:02
jfriedman17
All right.
00:58:02
Luke
What?
00:58:03
jfriedman17
um the Victoria, you're up next.
00:58:14
Vic _ Aran
Oh God.
00:58:15
jfriedman17
What about love on the spectrum?
00:58:16
wubb
This is just not big.
00:58:16
Vic _ Aran
USA.
00:58:16
Luke
Love Island.
00:58:17
wubb
It's not big.
00:58:18
Luke
At least watch The Bachelorette.
00:58:21
Vic _ Aran
No.
00:58:22
jfriedman17
Season one, or not season one, it did the episode one just dropped, right?
00:58:23
Vic _ Aran
no
00:58:26
Luke
Yeah, happy one, yep.
00:58:27
jfriedman17
Tuesday? Yep. Okay, now on to the special guest.
00:58:34
Vic _ Aran
Well, I'm going to tell you this is probably going to happen.
00:58:38
jfriedman17
Yes, yes.
00:58:38
Vic _ Aran
So.
00:58:38
Luke
took
00:58:39
Vic _ Aran
And I ain't gonna be beer, but it's definitely gonna be whiskey. And there's probably gonna be the portable speaker, little outlaws playlist, whole bunch of stuff. I'll be singing out loud in the back, smoking a cigar. Yeah. Living the dream.
00:58:54
jfriedman17
i I mean, can I come over?
00:58:56
Luke
That sounds amazing.
00:58:56
jfriedman17
That just sounds like the life.
00:58:58
wubb
That was the best answer.
00:58:58
Vic _ Aran
watching Watching the bats move out of the trees, eating mosquitoes.
00:58:58
jfriedman17
Oh my goodness.
00:58:59
Luke
Yeah.
00:58:59
wubb
Best answer I've got.
00:59:00
jfriedman17
Hey.
00:59:03
Vic _ Aran
Yeah, that's how I live.
00:59:04
jfriedman17
That's terrific. That's terrific.
00:59:06
Vic _ Aran
so the That's how the know the big time life goes.
00:59:09
jfriedman17
That's right. That's awesome.
00:59:10
wubb
It's the best answer by far.
00:59:10
Vic _ Aran
Yeah, it is.
00:59:10
Luke
um I'm fucking in for that.
00:59:11
Vic _ Aran
Hold on. I got to accept the seem like it is zero gravity chair.
00:59:15
wubb
Mmm.
00:59:15
Luke
Oh.
00:59:16
jfriedman17
Oh my God.
00:59:16
Vic _ Aran
All right.
00:59:18
wubb
Holy.
00:59:19
Luke
God damn, you didn't have to do us like that, Alan.
00:59:22
Vic _ Aran
like I got how to bring it.
00:59:23
jfriedman17
fuck
00:59:23
wubb
Mmm.
00:59:23
Vic _ Aran
I i was going to hold it back.
00:59:24
jfriedman17
it's
00:59:24
Vic _ Aran
And then I'm like, nah, these guys had some late ones.
00:59:25
jfriedman17
It's, nah, he said, I'm gonna bring, he said, big guns.
00:59:27
Vic _ Aran
We got to really amp it in the last 30 seconds of this thing.
00:59:31
jfriedman17
Bang, big guns. He just brought the whole, the whole caboose.
00:59:34
wubb
Brought the artillery with them.
00:59:35
jfriedman17
God damn it, that's tough.
00:59:35
Luke
Massive.
00:59:37
Luke
Where do you see yourself, Jack?
00:59:37
jfriedman17
That's terrific. um I see myself riding a lime scooter with the wind blowing through my hair. That's all I can say.
00:59:44
Luke
Jack, that's dangerous.
00:59:44
wubb
Wow.
00:59:45
jfriedman17
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on a road and it's taking me somewhere. That's all I know.
00:59:50
wubb
ah
00:59:50
Vic _ Aran
Come on, Jack.
00:59:50
Luke
Jack, that's drunk driving.
00:59:51
jfriedman17
And I'm on a lime scooter.
00:59:51
Vic _ Aran
More info. What are you wearing?
00:59:54
jfriedman17
Oh God, I'm wearing ah geez i'm wearing a loose ah loose white button down with the top two buttons unbuttoned.
00:59:56
Luke
Nothing.
01:00:04
jfriedman17
I have a fireball in my back left pocket and i'm just and it's just me in the open road, that's all I can say.
01:00:07
Vic _ Aran
oh Is it is this is this this shirt linen?
01:00:09
Luke
A chain?
01:00:13
Luke
You're not going to wear a chain?
01:00:13
jfriedman17
it's
01:00:17
Luke
Oh my
01:00:17
jfriedman17
It might be. It very well might be linen.
01:00:18
Vic _ Aran
Hello?
01:00:21
jfriedman17
And that's that's it. that's where but that's where That's where we leave off.
01:00:24
wubb
Life is a highway.
01:00:25
Vic _ Aran
Do you have the iPods in?
01:00:25
jfriedman17
um It is.
01:00:26
jfriedman17
And I just...
01:00:27
Luke
god, what?
01:00:27
Vic _ Aran
like What are you listening to?
01:00:29
jfriedman17
Ooh, I'm listening. God, you kind of just stole it already. Life is a highway would be a pretty good tune, but not to be original.
01:00:36
wubb
That'd be pretty far.
01:00:36
Vic _ Aran
Oh, yeah.
01:00:38
jfriedman17
I'll switch over to... What's that song? It's like, I want to ride my bicycle by Queen.
01:00:43
Vic _ Aran
What about unwritten?
01:00:46
jfriedman17
i so Is it by, oh, that's a good one too.
01:00:47
Luke
Unwritten.
01:00:48
jfriedman17
Or Fireball by Pitbull. Either way, 10 seconds left, nine seconds left.
01:00:50
Vic _ Aran
Yeah.
01:00:53
jfriedman17
ah Thank you very much, everyone, for tuning in. This has been Headed Waste, special guest edition. Thank you very much. Gotta go, bye.