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Recording Setup and Professionalism
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I'm not sure really how this is gonna sound. Oh, sorry. We're going, right? Yeah, I just, is it picking up the... Oh, it's barely picking it up. I don't, it's... Uh-huh. I can hear like a bass beat.
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Yeah, as if we're in a different setup here, so I'm not sure how it's gonna sound. Anyways. Welcome back. To whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:00:55
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I mean, CK can't blame me. I'm in a little different setup here. We're not really recording the same way. We usually record. But we're here. Do you have like an actual mic and stuff at your house? No, no. That's why we're at the original recording session place. Yes. Oh, that's mine. Yeah, but not here. Yeah, I have an actual mic and stuff.
00:01:25
Speaker
Because you know, we're that we're pretty, we're pretty professional, dude. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we are. We are. Which is why I also definitely also have a mic. That's right. Because that's how professional we are, you know? Yeah, I take this very seriously. Yeah, there's, there's nothing quite like
00:01:52
Speaker
Just, I don't even know, man. But I will tell, I will say this. We are doing something different this week. And if the viewers figure out what that is, you get a special prize. And Lou, do you want to tell them what the prize is? Yeah, your prize is going to be something real special. It's $5 off at TGA Fridays when you spend $40 or more
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And that's a free $5 gift card, dude. I mean, oop. Exactly. Yeah.
00:02:26
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So anyway, we're back.
Sponsor and Hot Dog Debate
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Speaker
We had, geez, it's been, we did it again. We keep doing this thing where we're on for a few weeks and we're off for like seven months, but we're back. And it was only like two months this time. Yeah, no, it wasn't as exaggerated as I made it seem, but what I will say is we're back and we also have, you know, this same official sponsor,
00:02:54
Speaker
that is, you know, really important to us. And that is, it's a sandwich. And if you were ever curious about any sandwiches or reviews on sandwiches, we got the place to go. And that's, it's a sandwich. And that's ISSA sandwich. I'm a little bit upset with that. Are they multi? Are they, wait, why?
00:03:24
Speaker
because they're discriminating against hot dogs. Oh, well hot dogs aren't sandwiches. So hot dogs are most definitely a sandwich. If you think a hot dog is a sandwich, uh, we might just have to end this pod right now. What is a hot dog then? It's, it's a, it's a, what do you call it? It's an open faced. Sandwich.
00:03:51
Speaker
But that's not the same as a sandwich because sandwiches are closed-faced on purpose Like that's what a sandwich is closed-faced You're defining a sandwich as has to be closed-faced It that's right. I I mean, I Don't know if I can get behind that
00:04:13
Speaker
I don't know if I can get behind you, Paws. You definitely came. Oh, really? Is that so? Yeah, I know you can. Oh, geez, dude. This is one of the worst performances I've ever put on in my life. Me too. It's really hard to be doing what we're doing right now. Right, and then also to not be doing what we're doing. You know what I'm saying? Like, to hide it. OK, this is ridiculous.
00:04:43
Speaker
That's why we're professionals, though, because nobody else could do what we do, you know? Right. And no one also knows what we do, you know? Exactly. And this is how we do it. This is how we do it. Have you seen that? I'm using that gift card. You're going to use the gift card? Yeah, because nobody's going to guess. Oh, well, wait. Well, what if I want it? OK, we can split it. 250. Dude, I'm telling you, the Fridays might be
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The next go-to spot.
Dining Out and Leisure Activities
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Speaker
Hi. I'm a big Fridays guy. I've never been in my life. Really? Mm-hmm. You've never been to TGI Fridays. Have you? It's like saying you've never been to, like, a Hooters. I think I've only been to Hooters once. Said so. Wow. Good, excellent performance, Jack. Thanks.
00:05:45
Speaker
You know, Sketch is big on Twin Peaks. I do. Yeah, so I've been once and I was in college, never been. But I heard Sketch talking about it and I was like, maybe I should give it a go. But I feel like it would be weird if I just went to Twin Peaks alone. Yeah, if you went by yourself, it's probably not the best look. Just grab the guys from your bowling league and
00:06:12
Speaker
Just have a day, you know? I don't know. I don't know if I want to go in public with the dudes from the bowling league. That's fair. I mean, the sentence itself was kind of tough to get out of my mouth. Yeah. Trust me, have you met these guys too? I mean... I just want to give a quick shout out to bowling, actually, because
00:06:37
Speaker
I think in this day and age it is completely underappreciated and undervalued. Fully underappreciated, but I think it's making a slight resurgence. I think so too, but just not how...
00:07:01
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It's like a little bit, but it's still seen as like, you know, like you can't have your own ball and shoes or else that's totally gay. But there's nothing wrong with that. But like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We should try to cut that part out. No, I mean, it's okay. It's okay. I feel like I feel like this is the first time in maybe 10 years that the world is kind of, we've stalled. We're not getting more progressive, but we're not getting less progressive, you know?
00:07:32
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Yeah, that's true. That's true. People are a little bit upset, you know, or a little bit fed up with, um, with the whole thing. Yeah. Is that what we're calling it? Wokeness. Yeah. The awakening. The, oh, wait, what's the, what's the thing with like, and this is the end. What's that day called?
00:07:57
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Oh, the, um, that's a Bible thing. Yeah. No, it's, um, the rapture, the rapture. So it's not the, okay. Interesting. Yeah. That's like, I forget what that is, but it's something. Have you seen independence day with Will Smith? Hello.
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Yeah. Did you not hear me? No, I didn't. Oh, I said, yeah.
Movie Discussions and Childhood Memories
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Wait, with Will Smith? Yeah. That movie terrified me as a child. Well, the scary parts from like that doctor scientist guy gets like totally strangled by the alien. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert.
00:08:52
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And it's all the scary part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or when, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. When the thingy crashes, when the spaceship crashes, and they go to investigate it, and then there's like the jump scare with the alien. There's a jump scare in this movie. Oh, yeah.
00:09:17
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It's like the first encounter with the aliens is a jump scare. I don't really remember that. I swear, maybe I'm misremembering it because I was terrified. Do you remember when all of them go to like the top of what do you call it? Like that building to like go and welcome the alien service and then they'll just get absolutely laser beamed? No.
00:09:46
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You don't, they're like at the top of the skyscraper, bro. Is this the first Independence Day? Yeah, it's the same one. It's like that girl, it's Will Smith's wife's friend goes to the top of this thing and they're like, they're like welcoming the aliens and then they just get obliterated. I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna have to rewatch this because I don't really remember. Yeah. Um, maybe you're, are you thinking about the day after tomorrow? Cause that was another good
00:10:17
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No, I never saw that one. You never saw The Day After Tomorrow? I don't think so. It would be worth seeing a show. Poor performance by me there, I'm not in a line. That's all right. The Day After Tomorrow is a good one. It's the same vibe as Independence Day in 2012. Do you remember in 2012 when everyone thought we were going to die? I don't remember 2012 because
00:10:46
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The only times I've seen it, I've been with you when we've been drinking at the end of the night. Yeah. And I always fall asleep when the Chinese man is like, I don't know. I just remember a Chinese man. There's a Chinese man? At the very beginning, right?
00:11:14
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I don't know. I just remember the guy with the fat kids is like trying to get on the ship and then he's like pushing everyone out of the way to get out of my way. And then he gets pushed off of this like thousand foot ledge and just completely dies. That's so crazy.
00:11:42
Speaker
I'll have to go back and rewatch that one. Yeah, you should. You should rewatch it. You know, alien movies always just terrified me as a kid because somebody showed me ET when I was really little and that was that. That's all it took, you know? You've never seen ET? No, I have seen ET but it scared me as a kid and then that like made all alien movies just have a bad rap and I had
00:12:11
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Oh, I got a little trivia question for you about E.T. What was E.T.'s favorite candy? Reese's Pieces, brother. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Okay.
Game Segment: Fact or Fib
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I want to go into a little segment because we've started off with a little segment. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
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This segment is called fact or fiction. Okay. And so I'm going to list a random factor fib. I guess we call it factor fib. Um, and you tell me if it's true or if it's a fit. Okay. Is that okay with you? Are you, are you okay with doing that?
00:13:10
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Yeah. Is there like a penalty if I get something wrong? Yes. What's the pen? You lose internet access on all devices for three minutes. That is a really big pen. I'm not going to lie. I know. I know. So I won't get them wrong. Okay. Are you ready for fact slash fit number one? Yeah, I'm ready.
00:13:40
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A starfish can turn its stomach inside out. Oh, God. I'm going to say that's a fib. I'd have to be pretty insane to come up with that. So it was a fact. No. Yeah. What about my internet?
00:14:06
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Well, you know, this is, the internet penalty is going to come probably tonight while you're sleeping. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's still there, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, I can't wake up in the middle of the night and use my phone. Right. No, you can't do that. Okay. I'm in for this. Okay. So you're down three minutes already. If you lose enough, it might, let's have it started. We'll have it started seven, eight. Okay.
00:14:37
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Okay. See right now you can't do anything until 7.03. Okay. Deal. Here's factor fib number two. I'm ready. I have been to France two times. That's a big fib. Why did you say that?
00:15:06
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Cause I know, I know you haven't been to France two times. You don't think? Jack, honestly, sorry, not to change subjects, but just really quick here. Fantastic performance from the boys. I saw it. Anyway, I know where you've traveled before. Uh-huh. So where, how many times have I been to France then? Zero.
00:15:32
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Well, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. Yep. Yep. Number three. The average person in the world eats about estimated 22 pounds of chocolate a year. The average person in the world
00:16:04
Speaker
Let me think about this. If that were true, people would be so much fatter. That's gotta be a fib. Fuck you. 22 pounds of chocolate has to be like
00:16:27
Speaker
Over 365 days, if you do the math on that, that's like, that's way less than one pound a week. Yeah, but okay, let me look at a Hershey's bar calories. Okay, first off, the actual fact was the average person living in Sweden eats 22 pounds of chocolate a year. That was the real fact. That's crazy. And then I changed it to in the world because I thought I was being sneaky, but apparently I wasn't because you're stupid.
00:16:56
Speaker
Dude, that's shocking. Dude, they must have like healthier chocolate though, that they're consuming. I don't know, man. One Hershey's bar, which is a tenth of a pound, a little less than a tenth of a pound. So you might have 52 weeks in a year, right?
00:17:22
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And so 22, so let's just say you have to have half a pound a week. Right? Is that basically half a pound? So you'd have to have four Hershey's five Hershey's bars a week, five and a half, because it's a little under a 10. Right. But that's on average. And there are people like I think if you look at America, there are probably people who have like, like five pounds of child
00:17:55
Speaker
That is alarming to me. One Hershey's bar jack. Yeah, I know. Of course it's fucking alarming. Are you kidding? One Hershey's bar, 200 calories. Yeah. We're not just talking Hershey's. We're talking all chocolates, like toffee. What else has chocolate in it? Even like, you know, granular chocolate, chocolate milk. You know, shit like that. Like there's more than
00:18:21
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there's more than meets the eye to chocolate. Also, if you think about desserts, like a chocolate cake, that's a shit ton of chocolate, right? Yeah, you're right. You're right. But like, God, that is just something else, you know? I just think that you got lucky there. But that's fine. I think I did. I think I got a little
00:18:51
Speaker
Um, I'm going to do a little pause here in the action and talk to you about our next sponsor.
Sponsorship Complaints and Beverage Preferences
00:18:55
Speaker
Um, this next site. Wow, dude, I am rusty. This podcast is brought to you by. It's a sandwich. I don't know if anyone's told you, but headed. We used to sold out completely to it's a sandwich because they are the first real sponsor they've ever had.
00:19:19
Speaker
It's a sandwich for food reviews and good times. Follow It's A Sandwich on Instagram. We also have the Lodge Whiskey Company now. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that one. Have yet to see a payment from them.
00:19:35
Speaker
Probably not going to keep that one going until it's actually boycott until we see something out of them. Just have a word with them. I mean, you should. We should also in the email because at this point, it's ridiculous. I don't think they mean for this to be the way our business relationship starts. For now, I think boycott is good.
00:20:05
Speaker
boycotts, right? Agreed. Agreed. So this podcast is reverse brought to you by laws whiskey. Don't get it until we fix our sponsorship. Don't get it until we get paid. Right. All I want is just one little little fifth of some like maybe honey. I don't know. Oh, dude, their honey barrel is phenomenal.
00:20:34
Speaker
I mean, I'm not asking for a lot, am I? Based on what we get them in return? Yeah. I mean, we give them some great marketing. We give them our own personal business and that's, that's a lot. I drink a lot of whiskey. You do. I'm not a whiskey guy, but I am for them. You know, I love whiskey. I wish I could drink more of it, but that's probably a bad idea.
00:21:05
Speaker
That's kind of sad. Why would he say that to you? Well, because I had gotten to the point where maybe I was having a glass or seven a night. And he said, Jack, he said, Jack, maybe hold up on the whiskey a little bit. And I said, OK. And so I had my six glasses of whiskey before this. And now I'm on to tequila.
00:21:31
Speaker
Nice. Because you told me to stop around six. So now I've moved on to my number two. I've, um, I've actually started drinking like all my tequila. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's not like, I'm not trying to say it's healthy, but compared to the nights where I have beer.
00:21:57
Speaker
Wow, is it a huge difference, you know? Yeah. So I can't say enough about tequila. Dude, I like tequila. I love tequila, dude. I don't get why I had such a bad rap. Like, it's so good. Yeah, I know. Jack, poor performance here from everyone.
00:22:25
Speaker
That's right. Yeah, it hasn't been great, but that's okay. There's a guy right there. Okay, here's number three coming right at you. We've done three already. We've done three. Oh, well here's number four. Factor Fib. There's a fountain.
00:22:56
Speaker
in Italy that serves free wine. Actor fib. There's a fountain in Italy. The fountain, the said fountain is Italian.
00:23:17
Speaker
Are we talking about like an ornate fountain or are we talking about like a chocolate fountain? It's a fucking fountain. It's a full fountain. Okay, so like a structure. Yeah, it's a fountain, dude. Okay, but you could say there's a fountain and it's like a fucking chocolate fountain. That's a big difference. Okay, but if this was a chocolate fountain, it'd be a fucking Wonka chocolate fountain, you know? Yeah.
00:23:49
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna say that yes, there this is true. There is a fountain of wine in Italy All right, we're done with the second cuz you're being normal so let's move on to the next one Wait, did you did you get to see that when you were in Italy? I didn't saw one else. I probably wouldn't have made it home Dude, that's so cool. Where's it at?
00:24:19
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This website does not say. This is a small town. A small town. Thank you, website. Hey, Doug. Hey, Doug. Shut up. Hey, what did Doug do to you? What did Doug do? Doug. Ryder, Doug. Shut up. Oh, my God. This is pretty brutal. Oh, boy.
00:24:48
Speaker
writer barking do you hear him just a little bits and pieces not full barks but like half barks you know oh boy this is this is phenomenal what that was that was just just just to see my body you're fucking segment let's go you're up
00:25:19
Speaker
Dude, I didn't prepare a segment. Okay, should we just bring in the guest speaker then? Yeah, let's bring in a guest speaker. Okay, the guest speaker is Mickey Mouse. Dude, do you remember? I used to be able to do like a really good Mickey Mouse impression. You hear Mickey Mouse impression? Yeah, when I was little. Do you remember that?
00:25:47
Speaker
Dude, I have a better Mickey Mouse impression on you. Let's ask the viewers that you go first. Okay. No, because I can't do it anymore. No, you need to try though. Just for no, I can't Jack. I can't. Come on. I can't. I'm going to embarrass myself. I can't. I can't put that out in the internet. The, the, the sentence will be, Oh boy. I think I dropped my dildo.
00:26:13
Speaker
Jack, I, I can't. This is like, this is, this is a good chance to, no one listens to this. Anyway. So like, let's just see what it, let's see. When we blow up. Right. They're going to come back and they're going to hear this. And this, this might be the reason we blow up, you know? Oh God. You know, you first. I mean, you just got a full set. No, I'm not going to force like a second. What the fuck?
00:26:44
Speaker
I make the rules, bro. I don't know what you want from me. I... I think if you want me to do it, then you have to go first. Wait, what? If you want me to do it, then you have to go first. No, because you're gonna get intimidated by how good mine is. Oh no, I most certainly won't. You will. You're gonna be like, oh my god, is that actually Nicky Mouse? Yeah, right, bro. It's not that good.
00:27:14
Speaker
Why don't you prove it to me? I will, I will, once you go. I ain't going first, bro. All right. So the sentence is, oh boy, I think I dropped my dildo. I think that's up to you, brother. Thank you, brother. Dude, you're no fun. We're trying to have a fun little return to the pod here. It's got to be something special, and you just won't even consider doing it.
00:27:43
Speaker
You're just saying no. You're coming off a little bit awakening. You're the one who's also refusing? I said I'd do it after you do it. I can't do it. You brought it up, bro. And you think that mine's not even good, too. That's the other thing. I...
00:28:12
Speaker
Never said yours wasn't good. I just said I look good when I'm in the middle. That's the news. Let's move on. You didn't prepare a segment. You won't do the voice. This pod was off the cusp, okay?
Content Creation and Listener Engagement
00:28:32
Speaker
Yeah. We decided we needed to get some entertainment, not entertainment, some, some content out to the viewers. And this is how you repay them.
00:28:43
Speaker
You're not repaying him either. I told you I would. So do it. You think I am. Do it when you suck my nut. You literal whore. Suck it. Go back to your home on Whore Island. Uh... No.
00:29:12
Speaker
So let me ask you, Jack. What? You're having tequila right now. That's going to affect your gym tomorrow. Yes. Oh, I don't know if you guys know what I'm going to meet Jim tomorrow. Um, yeah, it's definitely going to affect my meeting with him. Our meetings are pretty good though. Most, most of the time. And,
00:29:37
Speaker
Typically, it's Tribute Tuesday for me, but under extenuating circumstances tonight, it's not Tribute Tuesday. So, we're kind of staying on par for the course, but is that same? What did you just say? What did he say? What did he say? Par for the course, is that a saying? Yeah, that's a saying. It's like you hit par on the course, brother. Oh.
00:30:06
Speaker
You should know about that. You're a golf guy. Yeah. It's a golf. It's a golf. It just doesn't, it doesn't feel natural. Probably because people in the golf don't actually say it, you know? Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm about to do something that might affect our recording. So in advance, if we sign off here, I'm sorry. And we're probably just going to upload it, but here we go. Testing. I think we're all, uh, uh, are we still going? I think we are.
00:30:38
Speaker
Dude, okay, I want to talk about how sketch has absolutely blown up. Right, like I wish I could just like, honestly, he's about as dumb as we are. I don't even think he
00:31:00
Speaker
graduated college. I think he tried four separate schools and couldn't do it. So do you think that maybe we should have dropped out and then we'd be where you'd want to be? I think if we dropped out, we would have been more desperate to do what we wanted. Did you just call me desperate? No, I said we would have been desperate, but we're not. I was like, you just called me desperate?
00:31:31
Speaker
I most certainly, why do you gotta twist my words, brother? Twist. Twist my arm. Twist. Twist. Do the twist. Is that the crack of a bottle that I just heard? I don't know, dude. Am I, is there only one? Oh, nevermind. There's three. Um. Yeah, you can see it.
00:31:56
Speaker
That was the crack of a bottle because we're recording. And I actually show up and do it. I'm going to say when I record, unlike you. Oh my God. We didn't even play in this row. We, you can't blame this on me. You can't blame this on me. I don't know who to blame or what to say. You know, like each their own, I guess is the famous saying there. I want to say, okay. I have a question for you. Do you ever.
00:32:29
Speaker
Oh, never mind, man. No, you can't. You can't just do that. I feel so disrespected right now, honestly. You feel what? Disrespected. By who? Versace Beans? Who's Versace Beans? Oh my goodness. No one in particular? Dirty Dan, maybe, perhaps? No, I'm Dirty Dan.
00:32:59
Speaker
Dude, if you're dirty, Dan, I'm dirtier, Dan. When was the last time you showered? Uh, last night. Yeah, no, that's not true. That is true. No, it ain't. When did I last showered then? I don't know, I just know that I'm dirtier, Dan. No, you're not, because you showered more recently than me, you fucker. I showered this morning.
00:33:28
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Yeah, I showered last night, so I'm dirtier, brother. I do have to shower tonight, though, because I am all sweaty from my meeting with Jim, you know? Dude, Jim will do that to you. He really... God, he gets me... I'm nervous a lot when I see Jim. Oh, yeah. Dude, I was... Just a big bitch.
00:33:54
Speaker
I actually was dripping sweat when I was leaving my meeting with Jim today. Like sweat was coming, it was like falling off my body onto the ground. That's pretty disgusting. It was gross. I was wet. And you know what sucks? You know what sucks so bad? The car seats are cloth. Why are your car seats cloth?
00:34:21
Speaker
Because I have a, I have a, you know, not, not fancy truck. So they're called, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not in the top 0.01%. Okay. You don't need to be dramatic about it. Anyways, my cozies are cloth and, um, they've been absorbing a lot of sweat from my meetings with Jim. Cause I get so nervous when I'm around him and, um,
00:34:53
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You can tell. When you get in my car now, you can tell. And, um, when I go to pick up ladies, I'm a little bit scared of what they might say about my car. And, uh, yeah, that's, that's about the whole brunt of it. Yeah. That was quite the tangent you just went on.
00:35:23
Speaker
I was just letting it go until it stopped. That was what I had to say. I hope you retained that information. That's why we have the pod. We have a platform to speak what we feel is necessary to say. Where we actually have a voice.
00:35:44
Speaker
We have an audience that will listen to the important things that we say. At the end of the day, what else is there to do except for just keep living our lives how we live them and say what we need to say? That's why I'm glad we have this platform. I also was just spewing straight nonsense for 10 minutes, but I hope it sounded okay.
00:36:14
Speaker
I feel like this podcast so far has been a lot of just like trying to fill dead air, you know? Speaking of Phil, Phyllis from the office just had a baby and she's like 70. Wait, actually? Uh-huh. Is it, is the baby okay? Probably not.
Family, Cereal, and Nostalgia
00:36:39
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And it'll
00:36:41
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I have a question, and this is a little bit on topic, but not really, but kind of. Do you think that obese parents lead to obese kids? Um, I think there's probably a significant correlation, but I don't think it has to always be true. Right. Like correlation doesn't equal causation kind of edge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:06
Speaker
do you think it's extreme? Do you think it goes extreme? So it's like, it's like either it's either this kid's pretty fat or it's like super skinny. You know? God, I don't know. This is that's a tough thing. I've thought about this a lot before because
00:37:27
Speaker
Like because obesity is a big problem in America, like almost as problem, almost as big of a problem as wokeness is. True. True. I just, it's interesting to me to see, you know, and it spreads the same. They go spread the same. It's true. Here's the thing. Here's the thing brother. Um,
00:37:58
Speaker
We were both fat children, right? Right. Our parents. I grew up, grew up brother. We had skinny mothers and like not fat dads, but not. But not. No, there was definitely a belly there. There was a belly, but like, but it's, it's not like they were
00:38:27
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outrageously overweight, you know? But there was a belly. And we grew up fat. I'm wondering maybe if it's just like, if it all comes down to strict parenting in regards to food or too loose of parenting in regards to food. I think it could go either way.
00:38:53
Speaker
Well, it's like you see the Mormon parents and they're like, you know, they're super like strict and then the kid finally gets the chance to be on their own and all of a sudden they go fucking wild. You know, like that's, that's kind of where I feel like there can not be issues, but there are definitely things to note.
00:39:24
Speaker
Yeah, it's like, it's like, don't be a helicopter parent. Let your kid have sex with your kids every now and then. And probably gonna pay somebody to shake the bunk bed so they can soak. Dude, is soaking even real? I feel like that's made up. But also, I've heard from a lot of people, what?
00:39:53
Speaker
It's real at BYU. Have you done it yourself? No, but I've seen the videos of... No, okay, wait. Pause, pause. I've seen TikToks where they acknowledge that it is a thing. Yeah, I'm not sure how to feel about that, dude. TBH, TB Hizzle. I swear. I swear. What do you swear? What are you swearing by?
00:40:23
Speaker
My life. Oh, you spare all your life? Yep. Yep, I do. That's very interesting. And I, I question you to do that again. Poop, poop, poop, poop. Sorry, I just underperformed. Um, I would, I actually fully wholeheartedly believe
00:40:49
Speaker
that it's a real thing at places like BYU. And I think it's probably also a thing at places like send away schools, like those strict send away schools. Right. Yeah. It's just like, for me, I think that if I were to be a parent, which I don't really plan on doing anytime soon,
00:41:19
Speaker
Maybe, I don't know. I think it's tough because you got to let these kids learn from their own decisions, right? I learned a lot myself from being stupid, which has made me in return less stupid. Am I still stupid? Absolutely. But every day, I learn something new about myself based on less stupidity. And there's something valuable in that, I think.
00:41:49
Speaker
agreed 100% 100% agreed. Especially 100% agreed. Yeah, because I think it's kind of over playing the stupid part. Oh, not about that. Not about that. But I agree with the fact that it's a good word to do that's enough. I didn't get the fact that you need to let your kids be kids because if you don't, then they're also going to be like,
00:42:20
Speaker
They're going to be like too afraid to make mistakes too. So you got to let them have those mistakes to learn from them and to realize that making a mistake isn't the end of the world. Here's the big thing that I would like to point out. I'm kind of curious about this as well. When you have kids and
00:42:48
Speaker
You go to the supermarket and they want tricks. How do you let you buy them without the kids present? Because my mom was always at the grocery store. So I'm curious like how she acquired them. Was she using a decoy kid? God, that's a really good question. No.
00:43:16
Speaker
I think you need to talk with your mom about that. There might be something going on there that is rooted deeper than what we can process. I think there's a conspiracy like the Illuminati, but for parents to buy tricks for their kid. Just saying. Are you okay?
00:43:47
Speaker
Yeah, I'm fine. Why? Because it felt like I just shocked your world there. No, I just had some, a little bitty ditty titty come out the wrong pipe. Sorry to cough and touch. Oh, the boy was that. I never once had tricks, unless I bought them as a kid. So I wanted you to know that.
00:44:16
Speaker
Dude, my go-to cereal was probably, it was either cookie crisp or, what was that? It was like the Rice Krispies, but it was chocolate. Chocolate Krispies? No, no. They had a special name. Chocolate Rice Krispies? No, dude, they were like Cocoa Crisps or something. No, it was cookie crisp.
00:44:45
Speaker
Cocoa puffs? No, it was like the... Oh god, this is gonna be fucking crazy. Um... Oh fuck. Cocoa, let me think about it. Oh, cocoa pebbles? Let me look, I'm looking in the center. Fruity pebbles were my jam. Was it cocoa pebbles? I think it could have been.
00:45:15
Speaker
Oh, no, it was Coco. I go crazy for Coco Puffs. That's what I said, Coco Puffs. Oh, maybe it was Coco Mellon. No, that's that show. That's the children's show. I go cuckoo. Is it Coco? Coco Puffs? Is that right?
00:45:43
Speaker
Okay, let's let's let's rattle off some other things we ate as kids that we don't need anymore. I got I got a good one. I got a good one on deck. But it has to be that we ate a lot as kids. Do you remember grips? Yes, dude. Oh my god. They were like they were there. Were they grips or were they grips? grips.
00:46:10
Speaker
Are you sure? Cuz grits are already a thing. That's like the fucking southern thing. These were grips. The little bag of like the small Cheez-its or like the small fucking other stuff. Grits? Grits. Like G-R-I-P-Z. Like P as in pussy? Yeah. P as in penjiman. Or B as in pussy. P as in penjiman. Penjiman. Do you remember these though?
00:46:40
Speaker
Yeah, I do. Those were really good. Okay. I would put my opinion in one of those right now. And I haven't had them since I was a kid, but I've had the adult version of these. Okay. I'm ready. I just said it. I said fish sticks.
00:47:03
Speaker
Oh, it didn't, it didn't register. I don't think it even registered on my, I don't think it registered at all. Yeah, it was just radio silence there for a second. That's okay. Fish sticks. Jack wants fish sticks. Jack wants fish sticks. Yeah, I don't think I ever, or I used to have them a lot, but I don't think I've had fish sticks since I was a kid. But the adult version obviously is, come on, help me out here.
00:47:32
Speaker
Oh, okay. I do. I enjoy a good fish and chip. I enjoy a good fish and chip. You know, I never liked fish sticks though because it was too fishy for me and it made me feel like I was eating a fish penis.
00:47:54
Speaker
A fish penis. Yeah. That's a little specific, like childhood trauma specific, like maybe your uncle came over too many times specific. No, like fish stick, like a fish's stick. I get a fish stick. Oh, oh, that's where you were going. Yeah. Let's see. Okay, here's another thing.
00:48:26
Speaker
Cinnamon sugar toast? You mean cinnamon toast crunch? No, no, no. No, like slices of toast. I still eat a lot of that. I love cinnamon toast crunch. I'm talking toast with butter and cinnamon and sugar on it.
00:48:48
Speaker
I didn't put butter on my bread until I was 22 years old. That's a fact. That's not a fib, that's a fact, I swear to God. I was a picky kid and for some reason butter got looped into that part of foods that I just wouldn't eat. Dude, butter's so good though, like picking people like butter. It took me 22 years to figure that out. How sad is that? That's crazy.
00:49:18
Speaker
Isn't it? I'm like kind of shocked. So you never had cinnamon toast crunch. I had cinnamon toast crunch. I didn't have the fucking shit you're talking about, the cinnamon toast. Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, fuck me. Fuck me. Hello, Luke. I'm here. Got one.
00:49:46
Speaker
This is going to be a wild finale to this podcast. I know, dude. I just, I don't know what to say. I think they're going to be able to guess what we're doing now. Okay. Give me, give me a second. One of yours, dude. I used to just come home from school and eat straight toast with cinnamon and sugar on it. Do you remember the fat boy ice cream sandwiches?
00:50:15
Speaker
The ones that were just like the chocolate bread with ice cream in the middle. Yeah. But they were called fat boys. Yeah. I had so many of those. I actually turned, you know, when they say like, Oh, you thought you were turning into it. I actually did. I turned into a fat boy. Cause I've had like one a day, sometimes two, just coming back from school. Yeah. Oh my God. Anyway. Uh, yeah. So fat boys, that was another one.
00:50:45
Speaker
Um, I remember we used to have a whole lot of, this is super like basic, but we used to have a whole lot of craft Mac and cheese nights. Um, Oh, you and I. Yeah. Yeah, dude. We ate a whole lot of craft. We would have a box each family box, right? Uh, wouldn't that like a full box we got, we have to make two of them because our fat fucks would eat the whole thing.
00:51:15
Speaker
Oh, God, dude, I haven't had Kraft. When's the last time I had Kraft? Oh, I still make it. But Mason and I scored it. Shout out to me. Shout out to your roommate, Mason. I should buy some at the store the next time I go. I haven't had it in so long. It still slaps the same, I'll tell you that. But the one thing that you will notice is it feels a whole lot worse afterward.
00:51:45
Speaker
Like you just feel bad about yourself. You feel just fucking sick to your stomach. Like, damn, definitely shouldn't have had that, but also it tastes really good, but also shouldn't have had that. That jugs out. That really actually jugs out. Because I mean, it's literally just shit in a box, but it tastes so good. It's like going to McDonald's nowadays.
Aging and Food Habits
00:52:12
Speaker
Like every time I eat McDonald's, I just feel like,
00:52:14
Speaker
That's how I know I'm an Asian because I can't eat like I used to eat. I, I can still fucking house a lot of things. I can, but I can't do it quite the same. That's the only difference. Like I used to have like, like I used to be really good at it and now I'm slowly noticing that I just can't, I can't do it anymore. Yeah, that's fair. That is fair.
00:52:41
Speaker
It's like how when you were in high school, you could drink a whole handle of trash. We didn't drink in high school. What are you talking about, man? I was totally... Yeah, we never... Jack, anyone knows that I drank in high school. I'm not gonna give you first term 21. You didn't drink in high school, though. You were a good child. I was a good one. Come on. Come on, little boy.
00:53:07
Speaker
Your mom knows cause my mom emailed all the moms when I got caught drinking. She did that? Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Cause we were both youngest child and my mom never did shit. Like she was just like, Hey, don't do that. And I was like, okay, I'll probably do it again. She's like, all right. Cause she was already, she was just burnout for Joe. Exactly. The burnout. Well, how could you not be burnt out from McKenna?
00:53:34
Speaker
Jen and Joe were burnt out for McKenna for sure. That's why I got easier treatment than they did for sure. Yeah, but like taking on those two. Yeah, man. I mean, it's like taking on four JoJ's dude, like actually. Yeah, you're not wrong. But like drops to Jen for still having any sort of like parenting when you came out. Honestly, true.
00:54:04
Speaker
Props to Jen. Jen's a great lady. We love Jen. Shout out Jen. Jen, if you're listening to this, uh, 7-2-0-3-8-4-0-3. Oh shit, I just gave out my full number on there. Whoops. I feel like the people that are listening to this already have your number, to be honest. They don't? That'd be kind of sick. So text me and hit me up. Oh, Jack. Um, Danger. You? You got DANGERED.
00:54:34
Speaker
Danger. Danger, danger, danger. Wow. The pod is coming to an end. I can't believe it's already almost been an hour. It has. It's almost been a full hour. That's crazy. It seems like almost, it was just yesterday we started this. It really does. For giving up for good, right? Like this is the last epi? Yeah, never to be seen again until probably like a week from now. Right. That's what I was thinking.
00:55:04
Speaker
Hey, Jack, this is pretty clear, just if you wanted to know. What's clear? Oh, that thing? Yeah. Yeah, may have already been over that, but... Oh, okay. Didn't know that you were such a real traveler. Yeah, I mean...
00:55:28
Speaker
I'm pretty, I mean, I've been to Italy. I've been to the Netherlands. Where else have I been? That's, that's it. Oh, I've been to Ireland or not Ireland. I've been to Scotland. Scotland. Yeah. In Mexico. Been to the Yod. Been to... Is that all the places in a national you've been? Mexico, Ireland, Scotland. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah. Mexico, Ireland, Scotland, Italy.
00:55:57
Speaker
Amsterdam. Oh, Italy. I forgot what Italy is. That's the place I've been the most. So... No, you've definitely been to Mexico the most. I've been to Mexico, I think. I've been to Mexico maybe three times. And then I think... You've only been to Italy, like, twice. Twice. Yeah, that's more than three. Correct me if I'm wrong. No, correct me, please. If I'm wrong, correct me.
00:56:25
Speaker
Tell me that two is, or that three is more than two, or two is more than three. Yeah, it definitely is getting time in this problem. Three is in fact, slightly more. Yeah. It's slightly more than two. Slightly more than two. You would never know. Yeah, you really wouldn't.
00:57:00
Speaker
See, we're just gonna, okay, we're just gonna put this out, we're gonna love it, we're gonna have fun with it, and we're gonna keep going. So our next recording date, in fact, has already been decided. It is the next time we record is the date of the next recording date. So that's really astute.
00:57:25
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, you guys should definitely look forward to that because we've been planning this for a while. It's fun. It's exciting. I'm excited to be here and to be doing this and have a schedule again. Yeah, just make sure your schedules are clear for us. Right. We will be here.
00:57:52
Speaker
Cause we always release on the same day. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. So it's really predictable to, to catch up. Right. And so you can, you can track us and you know, be a part of it. Right. So exactly. Yep. So that's why it's, it's so important just to, to be a part of it.
00:58:25
Speaker
Yeah, and on that note, everybody, I'd love to thank you guys for tuning in tonight. Oh, so you're doing the outro. I didn't know that. That's why that... No, no, no, no. This is just my pre-outro to your outro. Oh, okay. Well, it's happening. So good. I'd like to thank everybody for tuning in tonight. I know this was a weird one, but we're going to be back into the swing of things quicker than needing to. Yeah, I'd like to remind you all that...
00:58:52
Speaker
I'd like to remind you all of the competition we had to figure out what we were doing tonight. Send that DM straight to our Instagram account, headed least, and you will be entered into the, if you get the right answer, you'll be entered into the lottery drawing that Luke and I are already in.
00:59:12
Speaker
about what we did tonight. And for the $5 coupon if you spend $40 or more to TGI Fridays. And we really appreciate you guys tuning in. And we appreciate you guys being here along for the ride for every little second of it because without you, we'd just be a couple dummies just trying to do what we can, you know. And we're just so thankful to have some supporters here.
00:59:40
Speaker
Thank you very much. And with that, this can be had at least signing off. Thank you. Did I say the right? Yeah, I think he said the right outro. I think we're still on. Oh, are we? Oh, I did the stop button.