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Introduction and Special Guest Appearance
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jfriedman17
do so No, you can't do it just started get out of here go Our special our special guest writer has joined the podcast
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Luke
Do we not have the booboo booboo booboo booboo?
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jfriedman17
I was we're gonna get writer writer shut up
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jfriedman17
I think if you bark louder, he'll hear you. Do it. Come on, let's go. We're in the middle of a podcast here.
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Luke
Just let him sit.
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jfriedman17
Wow, what a way to but way to bounce back into the doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, boo, boo.
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Luke
do two two do do do
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jfriedman17
the who
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Luke
po
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jfriedman17
who but bo ah but what Where's Cracker Cat Set?
Hiatus Reflections and 25th Episode Celebration
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jfriedman17
boom
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Luke
big you
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jfriedman17
And welcome to Headed Whis.
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Luke
we
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jfriedman17
Wow.
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Luke
It's been so long.
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jfriedman17
It has been too long, my friend. And to be honest, it's about time that we we're we're back. For all the listeners out there, if you're wondering why we've had such a long hiatus, it's totally not due to the fact that we got busy um and totally due to the fact that we are in the midst of some legally binding conversations that we thought could wait.
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jfriedman17
so And so now we're here.
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Luke
Mm hmm.
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jfriedman17
those those conversations are still being had, but we just said, you know what? Fuck it. It's time. It's time to just, it's time to do it again. You know, just get up and go and do it.
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Luke
You just get you get up and go in. You just do it.
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jfriedman17
You know, just go and do it. um Yeah.
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Luke
just Nice.
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jfriedman17
So, so now we're here, um which brings me to the very first part of this podcast. If this episode specifically epi 25, just for everyone out there, uh, we made it. We're a quarter of a, uh,
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Luke
We're a quarter of 100.
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jfriedman17
right. Is there like a word for that?
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Luke
In money, it would be called a quarter.
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jfriedman17
It's like cent, sentry. Well, in what cases podcasts would be worth like 25 cents if every episode was a penny.
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Luke
Right, yeah. If I had one penny for every episode we had, then I'd have a quarter.
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jfriedman17
No, you'd have 25 pennies, which is a quarter worth of value, but you never.
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Luke
And I could, yeah, I could trade it into the bank for a quarter, which I would do.
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jfriedman17
Right. You could exchange it for a quarter. There you go.
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Luke
Cause I'm not a below denominations.
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jfriedman17
Right.
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jfriedman17
Right. I'm a consolidator myself. Um, I choose to consolidate most things in life. Uh, My food portions, I like to consolidate those into just one one meal a day.
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Luke
One massive meal a day.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, it's it's trendy. it's called I think it's called a mukbang.
Life's Consolidations and Whiskey Non-Sponsorship Ad
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Luke
muckbong
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jfriedman17
I've started doing that. I don't record myself though, but I do just shove my face. I've consolidated my wallet.
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jfriedman17
It's very light now. I have no no money in my wallet, no cash.
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Luke
Oh, yeah, me too.
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jfriedman17
ah And then I've consolidated the size of my penis. So there's a lot of consolidating going on in my life.
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Luke
How'd you do that?
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Luke
You can just up and consolidate that.
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jfriedman17
Bunch of cold showers.
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Luke
Oh, and then it gets stuck like that.
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jfriedman17
Yeah. Yeah. So it's great. Um, yeah, I wouldn't know.
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Luke
Good to know. Do warm showers do the opposite?
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jfriedman17
I haven't taken a warm shower in like 320 days. Cause I've started, I've started.
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Luke
Have you taken aged hours?
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jfriedman17
So I've started, uh, next question. Um,
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jfriedman17
Oh, what i was getting what I was getting to originally. Apologies. um comes I was going to do our first ad read of of this podcast, if that's all right with you.
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Luke
oh of course you um if you can before you do that you might want to consider turning off the whatever the adaptive thing is on your
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jfriedman17
I can't do that. I can't do that on on on the on the windows.
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Luke
Okay. Well, yeah.
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jfriedman17
You know what I'm saying?
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Luke
You're just occasionally getting pretty quiet and then pretty loud.
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jfriedman17
Sure. Sure. Absolutely. But the podcast should be able to, the software we you should be able to, uh, figure that out.
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Luke
They can do that?
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jfriedman17
But who knows? Yeah, it does. It it usually does.
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Luke
Okay. Well, please continue then.
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jfriedman17
This podcast is not yet sponsored by laws whiskey. Ralphie's Reserve has now hit the shelves. Go and grab your La's Whiskey and drink it. I myself, this episode, am drinking a Ralphie's and Coke. That's our weekly mix. And that's your weekly Ralphie's remix brought to you in part by, but not yet, La's Whiskey.
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Luke
But soon, big announcement on the way.
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jfriedman17
but
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jfriedman17
Hopefully. Um, we have not done a episode since our episode with Mr. Laws himself.
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Luke
Mm-hmm, that's correct, yes.
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jfriedman17
I'd like to do a quick shout out to Mr. Laws. Um, shout out you.
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Luke
Shout out, Moz.
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jfriedman17
We really good having you were enjoyed having you. having you, uh, on the pod to discuss very important issues, um, and the current economic, socio, political status of the world.
Audio Setup Woes and Recreation Rants
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jfriedman17
And, um, it was, it was really just, it was a ton of fun. We'd love to have you back whenever you'd like to come back on.
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Luke
Right. Exactly. We rough you out.
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jfriedman17
He definitely, we thank you. aron He definitely is not listening to this episode, but that's, beyond that's okay.
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Luke
Probably not, but, but we know that a few of the other laws will.
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jfriedman17
That's right. Absolutely.
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Luke
Right. So, um,
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jfriedman17
Right.
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Luke
huge announcement. The the the the loyal um weast infections will be just delighted to hear what we got in store, but it's going to have to wait until the could the legally contractual bindings take place.
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jfriedman17
I am sitting on eggshells. Absolutely just ecstatic. I am but excited. And I am ecstatic.
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Luke
exuberant Exuberant?
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jfriedman17
Exuberant.
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Luke
Right. Nice.
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jfriedman17
This is gonna bug me, dude.
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Luke
What?
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jfriedman17
this whole ah This whole fucking headphones thing.
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Luke
Is it fucking you up on your end?
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jfriedman17
Oh, I know what it is.
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Luke
What?
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jfriedman17
Oh my God, dude, we're gonna have to restart.
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Luke
Why?
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jfriedman17
It has the input as the computer audio. So like this should be way ah louder than this back here, if I'm just talking.
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Luke
Yeah, are you moving away from your mic or something?
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jfriedman17
That's exactly what it is.
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Luke
Oh, it's picking it up. Yeah, yeah.
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jfriedman17
shall be
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Luke
I don't think there's a way to use the bear pods mic though, because I've tried that so many times.
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jfriedman17
So do we just paddle it out?
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Luke
I think we continue. I think we chug, we chug on.
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jfriedman17
Speaking of chugging on, I'm about to just pound this Ralphie's and Coke.
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Luke
Yum.
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jfriedman17
My favorite drink to drink ever.
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Luke
Red rallies.
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jfriedman17
It's good. Yum.
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Luke
Exactly.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, so.
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Luke
hello Each week, we're going to have a beautiful surprise, too, in regard to that. but
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jfriedman17
Maybe, but we have to sit on this announcement because we can't we can't jump to any conclusions.
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Luke
Right. um and So we'll get off of that topic, but you know, um, we rev rods and, uh, anyway, I haven't spoken to you in a while, Jack.
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jfriedman17
It sure has been a minute or two.
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Luke
It's, it's been too long. How are you? What's going on?
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jfriedman17
Oh, you know, I'm just doing the usual.
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jfriedman17
Working, sleeping. Ooh, I joined a kickball league.
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Luke
Oh?
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jfriedman17
Yeah, but that's over now and I'm probably never gonna do it again.
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Luke
Why?
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jfriedman17
Hmm, hmm. I don't know, why would I?
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Luke
Was it fun?
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jfriedman17
It was fun, but we lost.
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Luke
Oh, okay, that's fair.
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jfriedman17
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:31
Luke
Speaking of losing, Every sports team, including my own fantasy teams, that I know and love, are, um, how can I put this delicately? Putting a trash bag over my head, table topping me, and fucking me in the ass.
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jfriedman17
I did not know you were such a big fan of Bill Cosby.
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jfriedman17
or and
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Luke
He's my idol. How did you not know that?
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jfriedman17
um
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Luke
I haven't posted.
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jfriedman17
shan sean watson who else um
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Luke
Oh, how is this so hard to think of right now?
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jfriedman17
ah
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Luke
Kevin Spacey?
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jfriedman17
okay well he just didled kids ah p did He's in the news. um Michael Jackson.
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Luke
Did he did old kids? He also did old kids.
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jfriedman17
Diddy diddled dozens.
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Luke
of, yeah, yep.
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jfriedman17
of kid of Children, yeah. That's a personification that's also a super sad sentence.
Dark Celebrity Humor and New Podcaster Shoutout
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jfriedman17
um Yeah, I have a feeling Diddy will get a super sad sentence.
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Luke
Yes. Person.
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jfriedman17
Ooh, that's a double entendre.
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Luke
What does that mean?
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jfriedman17
That means there's a sentence that means two things at once.
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Luke
Ooh.
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jfriedman17
It could be taken two ways. Cause like I said, Diddy's could get a super sad sentence in terms of like his sentence hearing it like, like illegally.
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jfriedman17
And then also super sad sentence. Like it's just a sad sentence literally.
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Luke
Yeah, i I see that now, but I did need your explanation. I didn't get it otherwise.
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jfriedman17
i know Yeah, I know you did, but that's alright.
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Luke
We're we're quick on our toes here, you know?
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jfriedman17
Yeah, you know, I try my best, you know, every now and then. I do what I can, right?
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Luke
um So I got a question for you.
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jfriedman17
Okay.
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Luke
Did you prepare a segment today?
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jfriedman17
Of course I did. Who do you think I am?
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Luke
OK, good. Just checking. Just double checking.
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jfriedman17
Mm-hmm. Did you prepare a segment today?
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Luke
Just wanted to, of course, Jack. I mean, have I ever not? Have I ever let you down before?
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jfriedman17
Yes. A few times.
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Luke
Name one single time.
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jfriedman17
um Any episode where you did not prepare a segment?
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Luke
No, I need specifics. I need episode numbers or titles.
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jfriedman17
a Episode 15 through 20.
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Luke
No shot. I was on my game.
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jfriedman17
Okay. Anyway, uh, do you want to go first or second today?
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Luke
um
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Luke
i will How about I go second? I usually go first. I'll go second today. I'll see to you.
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jfriedman17
You let me go, uh, first?
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Luke
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Okay. Um.
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Luke
Before we start, can I just share something with you that you probably don't care about?
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jfriedman17
You may. Okay.
00:14:01
Luke
I got sunburned this weekend on my chest. I was wearing a jersey with no shirt underneath.
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Luke
So it, you know how it like the, the neck on jerseys are real low.
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jfriedman17
ye Yep. Yep.
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Luke
I got sunburnt right there on my chest, but I was also wearing a chain.
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jfriedman17
ah
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Luke
And so there's just a line of white on my chest, sandwiched between just bright red. And it looks like I'm permanently wearing a necklace, even even when I'm not.
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Luke
And it's just a look and it hurts. And I wanted you to know that.
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jfriedman17
I am so sorry.
00:14:50
Luke
It's okay. I think honestly, it's fashionable. I think I can bring this, uh, I can make it trendy. Cause you know how I can make anything trendy.
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jfriedman17
ah
00:15:01
jfriedman17
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I, I really, I really feel like you are one who gets sunburns a lot. So you're very, um, how do I say this?
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Luke
Right.
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jfriedman17
You're very, you're the person who could do it best.
00:15:20
Luke
Exactly. Yeah, I have the experience. My resume is iss just star-studded, you could say.
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jfriedman17
Right.
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Luke
ah ah A sun-studded.
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jfriedman17
um I don't know if I like that.
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Luke
But because it's a star, you know?
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jfriedman17
No, I get it. I'm just not sure I enjoy it.
00:15:43
Luke
I need to all work on the pun. Anyway, please go ahead.
00:15:45
jfriedman17
ah Okay, okay Anyway Well, you know It's a classic I forgot what we titled this this segment because it's been so long um But this is a list of people who deserve more attention than they get I ah and and deserve recognition because they don't get enough on a day to day.
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Luke
Nice.
00:16:19
jfriedman17
Brought to you by FedEx. We just, oh no, not FedEx. It's UPS. We just unveiled the most disgusting new fleet of vehicles in the entire world ever.
00:16:34
jfriedman17
you yeah Was it UPS? Yeah, it was.
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Luke
Did they?
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jfriedman17
Dude, yeah, you should Google new UPS fleet. It's like, it's, it's horrible. Anyway, um, we are going to start off our list, shall we? Um, coming in, uh, first at number one, we're going to go with the people who designed iOS 18 because brand new breaking news, iOS 18 is out. Um, it is terrific. I love every second of it. It's the first time.
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jfriedman17
I've downloaded new software and been like, all right, this is sweet.
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Luke
I gotta do that. i It's gonna do it tonight while I sleep.
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jfriedman17
Ooh, that's cool.
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Luke
And I'll wake up and I'll be confused.
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jfriedman17
That's right, you'll be very confused. ah Second, I would like to thank all of the people on Bumble and Hinge who swipe left on me because They know I'm too busy to deal with a relationship anyway.
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Luke
ah kid That's right, they're thinking of you.
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jfriedman17
Right, they're being very thoughtful. I appreciate it. um Moving on, I'd like to thank anyone who does not develop EA sports games because those developers just push out the same game year after year.
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Luke
Mm hmm.
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jfriedman17
um Next, I'd like to thank and'd like to thank the NFL for starting up again.
00:18:05
Luke
That's true. That's true.
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jfriedman17
My life was miserable for so long. um And now that the NFL is back, it's still miserable, but I just have football to watch.
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Luke
I mean,
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Luke
That's true, that's true. But also, doesn't some of that football make you really unhappy?
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jfriedman17
yep
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Luke
Like, extraordinarily unhappy, what you could say.
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jfriedman17
yep
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Luke
Yep.
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jfriedman17
Yep, like like to the point where maybe you're considering things that shouldn't be done ever or mentioned on a podcast.
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Luke
Right, yeah.
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jfriedman17
um
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jfriedman17
Moving on. um I actually would like to shout out this Hawk Tua girl. You know her?
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Luke
Yeah, ah do I do.
00:19:01
jfriedman17
she just started She just started her podcast.
00:19:01
Luke
I've seen what the ones are twice.
00:19:03
jfriedman17
She's a direct competitor. Um, but I do want to shout her out because she gets a ton of hate, but I don't think she deserves it. I think, uh, I think she's just trying to, you know, make a name for herself and make a brand for herself.
00:19:18
jfriedman17
I think she's working hard and taking this opportunity and really grabbing it by the testicles.
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jfriedman17
Um, and she's pretty hot.
00:19:24
Luke
Right.
00:19:24
Luke
Yeah.
00:19:27
jfriedman17
So I just wanted to shout her out.
00:19:28
Luke
feels She sounds, her her accent is very, it's very cute.
00:19:36
jfriedman17
Cute.
00:19:37
Luke
Yeah, the little southern accent, you know?
00:19:40
jfriedman17
I like, I like a Southern accent, but yeah, but I think I'd only like it for like a few days.
00:19:42
Luke
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:19:49
Luke
I don't know, I don't know, it sounds it sounds so like, just rolls off the tongue, you know?
00:19:55
jfriedman17
Sure. It's just a thought I had. I mean, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but if you want to be like that, that's fine.
00:20:00
Luke
That's true. it's I think people don't like her because she got famous for making a blowjob joke and ah people still have to go work their nine to five, you know.
00:20:19
jfriedman17
I agree and I think that the only reason they're mad is because they're jealous, you know?
00:20:25
Luke
Exactly. I'm jealous.
00:20:27
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:20:27
Luke
could be Quite frankly, I am very jealous.
00:20:32
jfriedman17
I'm one of the most jealous people in this entire country.
00:20:37
Luke
um America has never seen someone more jealous than me. I am the most jealous.
00:20:45
jfriedman17
Arguably the most jealous in the world. You could put me up next to anyone who you'd think is jealous and they wouldn't even look jealous at all.
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Luke
not Not even a little bit.
00:20:56
jfriedman17
Standing up there next to us here on Headed Wiest.
00:21:02
jfriedman17
Great podcast, by the way. Terrific podcast.
00:21:05
Luke
An American podcast.
00:21:08
jfriedman17
Very informative, very knowledgeable gentleman who run that podcast. I think I might add one of them to my cabinet. Maybe both.
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Luke
Probably both. I think they both have a level level head on them and
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jfriedman17
Very level, very, very masculine head on them.
00:21:21
Luke
and
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jfriedman17
Very, very American.
00:21:29
Luke
Very American.
00:21:31
jfriedman17
Not to, we but we did but we're not, this isn't a political podcast.
Podcast Comparisons and Unique Bar Concepts
00:21:35
Luke
no It's not political to be American.
00:21:35
jfriedman17
um
00:21:39
jfriedman17
I'd also like to recognize that I think our biggest competitor in said market has as fallen. They're, they're gone.
00:21:50
Luke
In the American market.
00:21:51
jfriedman17
I don't know if you've, yeah, I don't know if you've heard, but headed, not headed. Oh my God.
00:21:58
Luke
Not headed week.
00:21:58
jfriedman17
Wet jeans. Wet jeans is separated.
00:22:00
Luke
Oh, I did.
00:22:01
jfriedman17
They've split.
00:22:04
Luke
I did. Do you know the reason?
00:22:06
jfriedman17
Nope.
00:22:07
Luke
I don't either.
00:22:08
jfriedman17
RIP. We're going to go comment on all of their Instagram posts with our link.
00:22:14
Luke
Yeah, come listen to us. We're we're bigger and better.
00:22:18
jfriedman17
We are a Walmart version of these guys, but it's entertainment nonetheless.
00:22:22
Luke
No, they're a Walmart version of us.
00:22:25
jfriedman17
I don't know, man.
00:22:28
Luke
they They are, they are, um, Wama and we were Whole Foods.
00:22:31
jfriedman17
Very, very. Oh, so we're just organic.
00:22:39
Luke
We're, we're, we're trendy. We're in big cities. We're healthy and organic and we're very expensive.
00:22:49
jfriedman17
We have less and we, and we have less drug deals happen in our parking lots.
00:22:55
Luke
Right, and and significantly less stabbings.
00:23:01
jfriedman17
Right. And also less cigarettes, I would say.
00:23:05
Luke
Less cigarettes, less drugs, less violence, less home, home ah less, um yeah.
00:23:12
jfriedman17
Oh, nice. Good one. um unless ah McDonald's inside of our store.
00:23:19
Luke
Less connected McDonald's, that's correct, and connected subways.
00:23:22
jfriedman17
Dude, I think Pizza Hut's in there too.
00:23:26
Luke
No way.
00:23:29
jfriedman17
Oh no, Pizza Hut's inside of Target's, my bad.
00:23:32
Luke
Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yep.
00:23:34
jfriedman17
That's that's where the Pizza Hut's are.
00:23:36
Luke
But those aren't true pizza huts. Those are like, you know, when you go to a a stadium and they have the little pizzas there from like little Caesars or something and it's, it's like even a crappier version of a crappy pizza.
00:23:52
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:23:53
Luke
That's what's in the targets.
00:23:55
jfriedman17
It's like when you go to the airport and you go into the bathroom to take a piss. And when you look above the urinal, there's just a Sbarro's pizza right there and they're asking you what kind of pizza you want.
00:24:09
Luke
Right. Yes. Can you imagine urinal pizza?
00:24:11
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:24:13
Luke
I would eat the hell out of that.
00:24:18
jfriedman17
There's just no shame in it. It's gotta be decent. You know, like they're just there serving pizza at urinals, right? So you have to imagine, oh, you have to imagine that, you know, they know it's bad, but there's demand for it.
00:24:25
Luke
Yeah.
00:24:34
jfriedman17
And they're just filling that market demand.
00:24:36
Luke
A hundred percent. Are they making eye contact with me while I'm peeing too?
00:24:42
jfriedman17
Uh, it's like one of those prison door kind of shade things. Like you can close it and open it if you want, but you can always talk through it.
00:24:52
Luke
I got, yeah, okay, yep. Dude, wait.
00:24:56
jfriedman17
It's just good service.
00:24:58
Luke
Genius idea right now.
00:25:00
jfriedman17
Uh-huh.
00:25:02
Luke
A bar slash, um,
00:25:05
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:25:08
Luke
slash food place, but they definitely serve alcohol.
00:25:10
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:25:13
Luke
And when you sit at the bar, you're you're in your own little stall, the walls are blocked off, and right off in front of the of your seat is a trough, a urinal trough that runs the length of the bar.
00:25:30
Luke
so you can sit there and it's private enough that you can just pee whenever you want right there. Don't even have to leave your seat. You can just piss um and be drinking and eating at the same time. You never have to get up.
00:25:52
jfriedman17
They definitely have that at gay bars.
00:25:56
Luke
Why's it gotta to be gay?
00:25:59
jfriedman17
i'm not Hey, hey man, I don't know any woman who can piss forward. Just saying.
00:26:06
Luke
Okay, there's an adapter. No, no, no, no. Here's what it is. Here's what it is. The seat, um it's like it has a hole in the middle so that women can just pee into that. You're you're so you're sitting on a toilet, basically. And um
00:26:34
jfriedman17
Keep going, please.
00:26:35
Luke
If you pee into that, then it's like a little water slide that shoots right into the trough.
00:26:45
Luke
You know, I would love to go to a bar like this.
00:26:45
jfriedman17
this is hey This is a terrible idea. Do you think people are gonna wanna eat where they're pissing? No.
00:26:58
Luke
Well, it's not great food, but you're primarily there for the alcohol. Or what if it is great food? What if it's like Michelin star food?
00:27:09
jfriedman17
I wouldn't want to eat Michelin star food when I'm pissing.
00:27:14
Luke
Pea is sterile.
00:27:17
jfriedman17
This is a terrible idea, but I love the fact that you really ran with it. Good for you.
00:27:21
Luke
I like this idea.
00:27:25
jfriedman17
Keep, can you keep explaining this idea for like another, I don't know, two minutes? Cause I need to go make another Ralphie's reserve and Coke, a cola brought to you by not yet.
00:27:40
jfriedman17
but not yet brought to you by laws, whiskey, Ralphie's reserve. Yeah, it's good.
00:27:47
Luke
Wait, is that the end of your segment too, or do you have more more people to appreciate?
00:27:53
jfriedman17
No, I have, I have a few more to appreciate. I have three more on my list, but for now I'd like it. If you could entertain just for a second.
00:28:03
Luke
Of course, of course. I can entertain. I'm not nervous at all.
00:28:06
jfriedman17
Thank you. Yeah, no, you got it, man. I believe.
00:28:12
Luke
Don't worry.
00:28:13
jfriedman17
I believe in you.
00:28:13
Luke
Okay. So let me continue on the idea. I'm going to flesh out some of the um maybe like unsanitary bits here.
00:28:26
Luke
There's a boy. There's a, when you're seated there, um if you've ever seen one of those treadmills where you're recovering from an injury and you're like,
00:28:41
Luke
it it like supports you up, you know, and you're, um, it's like a little dress around your waist. Um, while you're on the treadmill, you know, it's like, did you already make your drink?
00:28:52
jfriedman17
I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah.
00:28:58
Luke
That was so quick. You know, the treadmills that you run on when you recover from an injury and there's like the little thingy around your waist and it like, it makes it like less impact.
00:29:11
jfriedman17
No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:29:12
Luke
one of those around right at your waist so that the whole urinal trough area is separate from your upper half of your body.
00:29:25
Luke
So you can eat and drink without smelling anything gross or getting dirty. ah And yeah, I think.
00:29:34
jfriedman17
Yeah, I have a better idea.
00:29:36
Luke
Mm hmm.
00:29:39
jfriedman17
A bar where, upon entry, you get...
00:29:44
jfriedman17
Upon entry, you get a catheter put in.
00:29:50
jfriedman17
And then well everyone in the bar is walking around with pee bags.
00:29:54
Luke
They're all connected to the central, but to the main drain.
00:29:58
jfriedman17
you don't need to be There doesn't need to be a main drain. You just don't have to pee ever.
00:30:04
Luke
Well, where's the catheter hooked up?
00:30:04
jfriedman17
So that way there's more time spent. And so he goes into a bag that you dispose of at the end of the night.
00:30:12
Luke
So you're bringing around a piss bag with you?
00:30:12
jfriedman17
That way.
00:30:16
jfriedman17
Sure.
00:30:18
Luke
That, I don't know.
00:30:19
jfriedman17
But that way there's less time spent at the bathroom. Your water bill is lower. And also there's more time spent at the bar, which means more drinks purchased and everyone there is having a good time.
00:30:33
jfriedman17
Cause everyone knows that they got a piss bag attached to it.
00:30:37
Luke
I think all the catheters should be hooked up to a main drain.
00:30:41
jfriedman17
So then you can just see who's like peeing.
00:30:45
Luke
Well, I mean, it's not, you would see who's peeing with a ah bag too, because the bag would be filling up.
00:30:46
jfriedman17
Cause like you can see it.
00:30:52
jfriedman17
The bag would be hidden. well It could be like inside your, you could have, we could make custom bags that the bags go inside so no one knows.
00:31:03
Luke
I think you want to see if somebody's peeing.
00:31:07
jfriedman17
That'd be so funny. You're like in the middle of a pickup line and like someone starts pissing.
00:31:14
jfriedman17
You're like, hey, hey, do I make you nervous?
00:31:14
Luke
Honestly I think I think it was a great idea.
00:31:17
jfriedman17
Cause you're kind of peeing right now.
00:31:22
jfriedman17
Hey, are you from Italy? Cause you're a peeing right now.
00:31:26
Luke
Oh Nice You would yep and think about this if you're all hooked up to one main drain then I
00:31:26
jfriedman17
Bang. Yes. Come on. Throw me in a catheter bar. I'd be sick.
00:31:40
Luke
You got to make sure the tubes don't get crossed or maybe somebody's catheter might get just randomly pulled out. You know, I hear that's a pretty painful process.
00:31:47
jfriedman17
Oh yeah, dude, I know what you're saying. I've been to a bar once and I left and my tubes were tied. And then I had to go and untie them. It is, it's it's super painful, it's tough.
00:32:04
Luke
Good. You know, good for you getting through that, pushing through.
00:32:10
Luke
um Anyway No, please go ahead
00:32:10
jfriedman17
um I have three people left on my on my appreciation ah segment. um Should I go ahead or are you going to pitch another business?
00:32:28
jfriedman17
Okay.
Co-host Appreciation and Dating App Dark Humor
00:32:29
jfriedman17
Well, it's funny that this all worked out this way, but the next person on my list was someone who really doesn't get appreciated ever. um And they really deserve all the recognition that they could get because You know, they're just, they're just, we're out there working hard. They're a little bit stupid sometimes and have been on this podcast a lot. Um, so I'd really, God, he's just so dumb though. It's tough to even just say it out loud. Um, I'd really love to give recognition to my co-host,
00:33:09
jfriedman17
and just say, hey, thanks thanks for, thanks for, did you see that coming?
00:33:18
Luke
I, you know, about halfway through, I was like, there's a hundred percent me.
00:33:23
jfriedman17
she You thought it was pugil or something, didn't you?
00:33:28
Luke
I thought it was going to be like Fogle, or maybe you were just thrown a cheap shot at Wub, but then I was like, he's not thrown a cheap shot at Wub. And Fogle's not on that often to get, he didn't fit it well enough.
00:33:41
jfriedman17
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:45
Luke
I mean, thank you, but.
00:33:45
jfriedman17
m
00:33:48
Luke
What the fuck?
00:33:52
jfriedman17
And the next person I want to appreciate who doesn't who doesn't get enough recognition, I would say, um is, and this is not to be political, this is this would apply to anyone, ah is the man who's
00:34:09
jfriedman17
almost been assassinated twice now. This is not a political thing. I just think it's great. He's out there just living his life still, even after he's been shot at twice. I would be in a bunker.
00:34:22
Luke
No, that's actually like, that's so true. I was thinking about that yesterday. I was like, this man has been shot at twice and he's still just not afraid.
00:34:38
jfriedman17
He's like Eminem.
00:34:40
Luke
Yeah.
00:34:41
jfriedman17
Because he's so not afraid.
00:34:41
Luke
i Yeah. Nice. And featuring Rihanna.
00:34:45
jfriedman17
Thanks.
00:34:49
jfriedman17
I don't think she was in that one.
00:34:52
Luke
Hmm, you're probably right.
00:34:54
jfriedman17
Was she? I'm not afraid. No, she was in Monster.
00:34:57
Luke
there Here's some monsters. Yep, yep.
00:35:01
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's the same album, I think.
00:35:05
jfriedman17
um
00:35:07
Luke
Genuinely crazy though, that he's not, it's just whatever, you know? If I got shot at twice, I don't think I'd leave the house.
00:35:22
jfriedman17
Yeah, I don't think I'd leave the house either, but this is not a political thing. This is just from a perspective of, uh, almost being killed twice.
00:35:31
Luke
Mm hmm. Yes, right. Let's do.
00:35:36
jfriedman17
Thank you. And finally, I would like, okay, this one's a bit of a longer appreciation just because there's so much irony in the situation. Um, but it's the most recent match I have on Bumble.
00:35:52
jfriedman17
Um, I had a little conversation and I'll, I'll read it aloud for everyone involved.
00:35:54
Luke
Oh, please.
00:35:58
jfriedman17
Uh, it's quite comical, I might say. So in this person's bio, they said that, uh, they have a very dark sense of humor.
00:36:11
Luke
Mmhmm.
00:36:13
jfriedman17
So I said, I was like, okay, great. Let's hear your darkest joke. that's that was the That was the opening like kicker, right?
00:36:22
Luke
Yeah.
00:36:25
jfriedman17
And the response is, and I quote, with dark humor, it has two way time and place kind of joke. Don't know what that means.
00:36:37
Luke
Holy shit.
00:36:39
jfriedman17
Tough start, right?
00:36:39
Luke
Mmhmm.
00:36:42
jfriedman17
Then it goes, but like I have a chicken shooting me in the back of the head tattoo. because my brother-in-law shot himself in my driveway.
00:36:57
Luke
Oh my...
00:36:59
jfriedman17
And i said I said, oh, that answered my next question, LOL. And she said, what's the second question? And I said, has anyone shot yourself shot themselves in your driveway? And then she didn't respond. But like, that's good.
00:37:20
jfriedman17
That's good, dark humor.
00:37:22
Luke
that... That's really... I am taken aback by this interaction. I mean, you responded hilariously.
00:37:32
jfriedman17
I thought it was great, but she didn't respond, so that sucked.
00:37:35
Luke
I can't, you know, I can't blame her for not responding.
00:37:41
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:37:43
Luke
What a can I ask it? Is she what? Where's she from?
00:37:50
jfriedman17
Colorado Springs.
00:37:53
Luke
Oh, so that explains the grammar.
00:37:55
jfriedman17
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry. From, hold on, let me see. It says it somewhere. ah From, from Pinehurst, Texas.
00:38:16
Luke
Um I'm gonna yeah something tells me maybe very southern texas Okay now i oh me
00:38:18
jfriedman17
we You should look up where that is.
00:38:31
jfriedman17
I'm looking right now. Oh, it's right outside of Houston. Which is southern. it's pretty and That's pretty southern, you're right.
00:38:48
Luke
I was thinking maybe, uh, I don't need to say that. Um, hmm. Maybe she's from the buskios.
00:38:58
jfriedman17
I have no idea what that means.
00:39:00
Luke
I think she's from the buskios. Uh, you never seen, um, you ever see that show on discovery of the people in deep Louisiana that it would hunt alligators?
00:39:03
jfriedman17
Yeah, probably.
00:39:19
jfriedman17
Rocket out, hunters.
00:39:22
Luke
ah Probably ah They're in and they're in the thick of Louisiana swamps and they just one either alligators or crocodiles But they you can't understand the word they say and they're that's the buskios Yeah
00:39:24
jfriedman17
Wait, explain the plot line again to me.
00:39:31
jfriedman17
Ah.
00:39:38
jfriedman17
ah kind of ah countess That kind of sounds like the show Crocodile Hunters.
00:39:50
jfriedman17
Kind of.
00:39:51
Luke
Let me, let me look, you might be right. Uh, you know, crocodile hunters TV.
00:39:54
jfriedman17
I i can't quite put my finger on it, but it does sound like it.
00:40:08
Luke
No, that crocodile hunter is, um, Steve Irwin.
00:40:15
jfriedman17
Oh, is it actually?
00:40:17
Luke
Yeah.
00:40:19
jfriedman17
Oh, he's the crocodile hunter, isn't he?
00:40:22
Luke
Yeah, he's like the... yep.
00:40:25
jfriedman17
I was thinking of the show... It was probably Alligator Hunters.
00:40:31
Luke
I don't think it was.
00:40:33
jfriedman17
Oh, you don't?
00:40:35
Luke
No. Anyway.
00:40:36
jfriedman17
Is yeah is it called Down by the Bayou?
00:40:39
Luke
No.
00:40:41
jfriedman17
Is it called, I'm from Louisiana and I hunt crocodilian.
00:40:48
Luke
Oh, that's what it is, yeah.
00:40:51
jfriedman17
Yeah, I saw that on Netflix, but I couldn't really get into it.
00:40:58
Luke
Oh, it's called Swamp People.
00:41:03
jfriedman17
Oh yeah, I know swamp people.
00:41:04
Luke
Alright.
00:41:05
jfriedman17
i
00:41:08
Luke
I think she's from there.
00:41:10
jfriedman17
She's from Swamp People.
00:41:12
Luke
Yeah, judging by ah how she sounded.
00:41:16
jfriedman17
Yeah, I think so too. um Yeah, that was the last person I had. I just thought it was interesting how like, you know, she claimed to have like this dark sense of humor and I got as bad as dark as can get and she just didn't, she didn't bite, so.
00:41:31
Luke
I think you were too dark. I don't think she ever witnessed that, that sense of dark humor.
00:41:37
jfriedman17
Yeah, who knows? um Let's move on.
00:41:40
Luke
ah Okay.
00:41:42
jfriedman17
Wait, wait, wait.
00:41:45
Luke
Oh,
00:41:45
jfriedman17
Oh, you know what that means. That means it's time for our next segment of the day, brought to you in part by...
00:41:56
Luke
oh is this me?
00:41:57
jfriedman17
It's your fucking segment.
00:42:00
Luke
Brought to you in part by Clorox. What can you put in your kid?
00:42:09
jfriedman17
What can you hide from the police?
00:42:12
Luke
Ooh, nice. That was a good one. um
00:42:17
jfriedman17
what can you What can you do to make a company bilingual?
00:42:23
Luke
Dissolved.
00:42:28
Luke
i I'm not sure I understand that one.
00:42:32
jfriedman17
That's all right.
00:42:33
Luke
Okay, am I stupid?
00:42:38
Luke
I'm a dude stupid to make up my own mind.
00:42:41
jfriedman17
Wait, what's that from?
00:42:44
Luke
It's from family guy.
00:42:45
jfriedman17
That's right.
00:42:49
Luke
Um, this is this Luke
00:42:49
jfriedman17
All right, go ahead.
Chip Debate and Humorous Outro Promotions
00:42:52
Luke
loves list by brought to you by rocks.
00:42:52
jfriedman17
Luke loves loves lists.
00:42:58
Luke
Luke likes, he loves lists more than probably a human person should, one would say.
00:43:08
jfriedman17
I agree.
00:43:09
Luke
Anyway, ah today, since since Jack and I are raw dog in this pod, I don't think it makes sense to do a blind raking with just Jack.
00:43:24
Luke
So we're gonna go straight into the draft.
00:43:28
jfriedman17
Dude, I'll draft such a good team.
00:43:33
Luke
You you fucking wish here's the thing since it's just us and this is a big category We're gonna pick six things. All right This draft today it's it's a big one we're drafting chips There that was that was not the excitement I was hoping for I was hoping for like a
00:43:42
jfriedman17
OK, I like that.
00:43:54
jfriedman17
OK.
00:43:59
jfriedman17
No, I had, I have a lot of thoughts running through my head right now.
00:44:03
Luke
OK, fair.
00:44:03
jfriedman17
That's a good thing.
00:44:05
Luke
OK. And pick a pick ah heads or tails.
00:44:08
jfriedman17
yeah I will pick whatever you don't pick.
00:44:16
Luke
OK, I'm picking tails.
00:44:17
jfriedman17
All right.
00:44:18
jfriedman17
I'll pick.
00:44:18
Luke
Hey, Siri, flip a coin.
00:44:22
Luke
Heads.
00:44:23
jfriedman17
All right. I'll go first.
00:44:26
Luke
Yep.
00:44:29
jfriedman17
Oh no, I didn't want to go first.
00:44:29
Luke
and ah
00:44:35
jfriedman17
I won, so I'll defer.
00:44:38
Luke
Okay, I'm for oh god, dude, this is okay um with the first pick of the NFL the ah the the HWP draft Luke selects
00:44:51
jfriedman17
NFL? What?
00:45:02
Luke
Uh, oh shit.
00:45:06
jfriedman17
Time's up, you don't get a pic.
00:45:07
Luke
Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
00:45:08
jfriedman17
Oh, fuck, okay, that's fine. I would definitely, du yeah, do you take Flamin' Hot Cheetos all day? All day.
00:45:17
Luke
Dude, everybody loves Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
00:45:20
jfriedman17
I don't, I don't like Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
00:45:23
Luke
That's cause you don't like spice.
00:45:27
jfriedman17
I love spice, do you know me?
00:45:32
Luke
I know you brother.
00:45:34
jfriedman17
Yeah, I don't think so. It doesn't sound like it. Okay, I'll go.
00:45:39
Luke
All right.
00:45:39
jfriedman17
The second pick with the 1.2 pick in the HWP chip draft.
00:45:50
jfriedman17
Team Jack is going to draft. Drumroll please.
00:46:03
jfriedman17
Chips Ahoy, bang.
00:46:06
Luke
No. No.
00:46:08
jfriedman17
Yes, absolutely.
00:46:09
Luke
No. That's a cookie.
00:46:12
jfriedman17
You said chips and it's in the name, it's chips.
00:46:15
Luke
That doesn't mean it isn't chip.
00:46:18
jfriedman17
You cannot take this from me.
00:46:21
Luke
I can.
00:46:22
jfriedman17
It says chips in the name, it says chips in the name.
00:46:23
Luke
It's not in the category.
00:46:26
Luke
It's it's not a chip.
00:46:31
jfriedman17
I refuse. I'm not gonna continue with your stupid draft if I can't pick Chips Ahoy.
00:46:32
Luke
It's not a chip.
00:46:37
Luke
Okay, ready? We're gonna ask c Siri if Chips Ahoy is a chip.
00:46:40
jfriedman17
No, that's not it. No, it says Chips in the name.
00:46:44
Luke
That doesn't mean it's a chip.
00:46:46
jfriedman17
It does.
00:46:47
Luke
No.
00:46:50
jfriedman17
It's Chips, dude.
00:46:52
Luke
It's not chips.
00:46:55
jfriedman17
It is.
00:46:56
Luke
No, it's not. You, you can't, you can't like,
00:46:58
jfriedman17
and It's a clever pick, dude. i don't know what I know you're mad because I thought of it and you didn't, but like it is a chip.
00:47:06
Luke
Pick a regular chip.
00:47:08
jfriedman17
I will, but that's the one I wanted to do first. You're out, pick two.
00:47:11
Luke
No, that's not that's not a chip. You can't play fantasy football in drafty yokich.
00:47:21
jfriedman17
That's right, because Yogic isn't a football player.
00:47:25
Luke
Right, and chips ahoy are not a chip. They're a cookie.
00:47:30
jfriedman17
They're a chip. I don't know what you want from me. I'm not changing my mind.
00:47:34
Luke
they're
00:47:35
jfriedman17
This is why we have six spots.
00:47:35
Luke
When you do the VQ.
00:47:37
jfriedman17
I have a creative pick. Sue me.
00:47:39
Luke
No, it's not a creative pick.
00:47:43
jfriedman17
It is. And you're just wasting time right now because honestly, we have many more to get through and only 12 minutes.
00:47:52
Luke
I refuse. I refuse. This is Luke's lists.
00:47:55
jfriedman17
Well then, I know it's Luke's list, but like you can't you you can't do this to me, man.
00:48:03
Luke
Oh, I can do this. it's Luke makes...
00:48:05
jfriedman17
Oh, that's all right. Then we can end the podcast here. It's sweet. That was so fun.
00:48:10
Luke
I fucking hate you.
00:48:17
jfriedman17
but Pick number two.
00:48:20
Luke
No!
00:48:20
jfriedman17
Luke in the chip draft.
00:48:24
Luke
Jack, you can't. this That's the end of it. You can't.
00:48:30
jfriedman17
Okay. If, if you got, if I will, I will, okay. So we'll have two lists. We're going to put a poll on our page. Our chips Ahoya chip will be the first poll. The second poll will be dependent on the first 24 hours of responses.
00:48:57
jfriedman17
If it is a chip, we're gonna continue with my list. If it's not, I'll pick an extra at the end.
00:49:04
Luke
You're going to get so fucked on that. But all right. All right. OK, fine. I'll pick I'll pick my chip. but ah
00:49:16
Luke
It's our cream and cheddar ruffles.
00:49:20
jfriedman17
What?
00:49:23
Luke
It's the fucking cheese ruffles, bro.
00:49:25
jfriedman17
Oh my God, you're disgusting.
00:49:27
Luke
Everybody knows.
00:49:28
jfriedman17
um Okay, great. I'm gonna go with, are you writing these down?
00:49:35
Luke
Yeah.
00:49:36
jfriedman17
Okay, I'm gonna go with the classic ways.
00:49:40
Luke
It's a good pick, but if he could have waited.
00:49:47
Luke
I'm going to go with sour cream and onion lace.
00:49:50
jfriedman17
You're really appealing to a certain audience
00:49:55
Luke
chip
00:49:55
jfriedman17
I'm gonna go with the Miss Vicky's barbecue.
00:50:01
Luke
I'm to take Takis.
00:50:06
jfriedman17
Also appealing to a certain audience.
00:50:12
Luke
what What audience is that Jack?
00:50:16
jfriedman17
I feel like a lot of annoying people like Takis.
00:50:27
Luke
That's racist.
00:50:29
jfriedman17
It's not racist at it all, are you kidding me? What is wrong with you, man?
00:50:34
Luke
Pick your fourth chip.
00:50:37
jfriedman17
I'm thinking. um My fourth chip will be a sour cream and onion Pringle.
00:50:45
Luke
Okay. Okay. Ooh. That just made me think our cream onion Pringle.
00:50:50
jfriedman17
Yeah, didn't it?
00:50:53
Luke
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick pizza Pringles.
00:50:57
jfriedman17
thank you What? Are you trying to lose?
00:51:01
Luke
Dude, this is, this list is like fucking kicking years out of the water.
00:51:10
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:51:10
Luke
Happy to get this.
00:51:13
jfriedman17
I'm gonna go nacho cheese Doritos.
00:51:16
Luke
I knew you would take those. I'm so okay with that. Those are like the most overrated chips of all time.
00:51:22
jfriedman17
Okay, go ahead.
00:51:25
Luke
Wait, let me, nacho cheese.
00:51:26
jfriedman17
Is this your last pick?
00:51:29
Luke
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the last pick. Should we do one more? Should we do seven?
00:51:34
jfriedman17
No, six.
00:51:37
Luke
Okay. Cause you can't think.
00:51:40
jfriedman17
No, because you're scared.
00:51:42
Luke
No, not even close, dude. There's just so many more chips. um
00:51:46
jfriedman17
Oh.
00:51:47
Luke
Funyuns.
00:51:54
jfriedman17
If onions are a chip, then chips are why you're a chip.
00:51:58
Luke
That is the most outrageous thing I've ever heard in the world.
00:52:02
jfriedman17
Dude, you've lost your fucking mind.
00:52:04
Luke
Funyuns are absolutely a chip.
00:52:10
jfriedman17
They're not a chip, they're onion rings in bag form.
00:52:14
Luke
No, they're not. You're going to tell me if you go, if you go and order onion rings at a restaurant, they're going to be even remotely similar to Funyuns.
00:52:18
jfriedman17
Hey, I'm not saying I don't like them, I'm not saying I don't like them.
00:52:32
jfriedman17
Dude, there are those blueberry muffins in the bag that you can count as chips then, too.
00:52:37
Luke
You are, you are little,
00:52:40
jfriedman17
What are that what is those? Those aren't Miss Vicky's. Those are... Are those Miss Debbie's?
00:52:44
Luke
debbby used term why don't know But that doesn't, that doesn't fucking matter.
00:52:45
jfriedman17
Little Debbie's. That's what it is. Little Debbie's.
00:52:49
Luke
Funyuns are chips.
00:52:52
jfriedman17
I don't think so, but I'll let you have that, sure. That's why we... So we'll do seven. I... At the bottom, we'll do... and like these clowns.
00:53:02
Luke
No, you're, you're, no.
00:53:07
jfriedman17
Well, then we're gonna stick to six and we're gonna do my original vote because chips are where chips do.
00:53:12
Luke
Sure, not chips, but that's that's cool, whatever.
00:53:17
jfriedman17
Okay, so I've, this is my last pick. Oh boy. Okay. Hmm.
00:53:28
Luke
I'm gonna
00:53:29
jfriedman17
Oh, this is so tough now, cause like anything could really be a chip.
00:53:37
Luke
fucking kill you, dude.
00:53:38
jfriedman17
yeah
00:53:43
jfriedman17
Cause like popcorn isn't chips, right?
00:53:49
Luke
No.
00:53:50
jfriedman17
Oh, that's weird. Cause it's just like fun and right.
00:53:55
Luke
Do you even know what the chips in Chips Ahoy stands for?
00:53:59
jfriedman17
I know what it stands for, but it says chips.
00:54:01
Luke
What does it stand for? What does it stand for?
00:54:03
jfriedman17
Ships, it's supposed to be ships.
00:54:05
Luke
No! Chocolate chips! Chocolate chip cookies!
00:54:08
jfriedman17
and It's chocolate, oh, it's chocolate crisps.
00:54:12
Luke
No!
00:54:14
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:54:14
Luke
Oh my...
00:54:17
Luke
you You deserve to be fired after this.
00:54:20
jfriedman17
My final pick is going to be
00:54:31
jfriedman17
Oh, dude.
00:54:34
Luke
There's so many good things you could pick still.
00:54:37
jfriedman17
I know, I'm having trouble deciding.
00:54:42
jfriedman17
Just because I like it, I typically don't do these lists because I like it, I do it because the population does. I'm just gonna double down again and I'm gonna go back to the Doritos and I'm gonna go Cool Ranch to hit those sides of that market.
00:54:55
Luke
It's a fair pick. It's a cool range of Doritos. Arguably better than the one with you.
00:55:03
jfriedman17
Oh, don't I need another pick though?
00:55:07
Luke
Your substitute for Chips Ahoy.
00:55:09
jfriedman17
Right. My substitute for Chips Ahoy would be... um um the I think it's...
00:55:23
jfriedman17
i It's either Miss Vicki's or it's Boulder.
00:55:27
jfriedman17
And I said that before for the barbecue, but it's the same brand and I'm just gonna go see Salt and Vinegar.
00:55:33
Luke
Miss Vicky's sea salt and vinegar.
00:55:36
jfriedman17
It's either that or it's like Bolder Chips. I can't remember what it is.
00:55:39
Luke
I think Boulder is just like salt chips. There's definitely Miss Vicky's. What's the bag look like? Mostly blue and then like cream.
00:55:50
jfriedman17
Well, they're both. Okay, so do for the Miss Vicky's, keep it. But for the, oh no, sorry. Do barbecue, hickory barbecue for the Bolder Chips. And then for the,
00:56:04
jfriedman17
Miss Vicki's do sea salt and vinegar Yeah Just do BBQ Sea
00:56:09
Luke
Boulder. Hickory. Barbecue. How do you spell barbeque?
00:56:18
Luke
Yeah, smart.
00:56:21
Luke
And then your substitute is Miss Vicki's.
00:56:27
jfriedman17
salt and vinegar
00:56:28
Luke
Sea salt and vinegar.
00:56:33
jfriedman17
The key is, is we need, okay, but we need, we need the first poll to be up for 24 hours.
00:56:34
Luke
I mean, it won't even matter.
00:56:44
Luke
That's okay.
00:56:45
jfriedman17
So tomorrow at this time, or sorry, tomorrow at 7 p.m. mountain time, we will post the new lists based off of the results of poll one.
00:57:03
Luke
I already know what poll one is going to say.
00:57:07
jfriedman17
You can think what you want, but say, we're the the captioning is we were doing a chip draft. A chips draft and put chips in quotes and then say, is chips Ahoy considered a chip?
00:57:21
Luke
No, I'm not putting chips in quotes.
00:57:21
jfriedman17
Yes or no.
00:57:23
Luke
That makes that makes chips sound like I'm...
00:57:27
jfriedman17
You don't need to put it in quotes then. We're doing a draft on chips, man.
00:57:30
Luke
Yeah.
00:57:31
jfriedman17
And then put, is chips Ahoy considered a chip? And then yes or no. That's it.
00:57:36
Luke
All right.
00:57:37
jfriedman17
Also, we need to post either a story, or we can talk about this later, because we have two minutes left.
00:57:43
Luke
Yeah.
00:57:44
jfriedman17
In other news, since we've last been on ah World War III started, not to get political, World War III started, I think we just got nuked, and I'm building a bunker in my basement.
00:58:00
jfriedman17
Any other updates from you, Luke?
00:58:02
Luke
Where did, where did we get new?
00:58:04
jfriedman17
I'm not posting this for another week, so.
00:58:07
Luke
Oh, predicting. Yeah, smart.
00:58:11
jfriedman17
Nope. Shut the fuck up.
00:58:13
Luke
Nevermind.
00:58:13
jfriedman17
Um.
00:58:15
Luke
Uh, scrub, uh, Jeff scrub from 58 12 to 58 20, uh, 58 25.
00:58:25
jfriedman17
Terrific.
00:58:26
Luke
Um,
00:58:31
Luke
And, uh, I was saying that, uh, fuck.
00:58:33
jfriedman17
but
00:58:39
Luke
I lost my train of thought.
00:58:42
jfriedman17
You have 15 seconds.
00:58:44
Luke
You go.
00:58:45
jfriedman17
No, you have 15 seconds, go. Oh, and then you'll have another 15 after.
00:58:50
Luke
What do I do?
00:58:51
jfriedman17
Oh my God, dude. It's like you've never done this before. Okay, your time's gone.
00:58:56
Luke
I'm crumbling. I'm putting put on his spot.
00:58:57
jfriedman17
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00:59:29
Luke
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00:59:46
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