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Chaotic Introductions & Halloween Vibes
00:00:11
Speaker
And welcome to Headed Wiest Hehe Headed Wiest Podcast Headed Wiest Podcast Headed Wiest Do you think they got it? Not nor
00:00:41
Speaker
I don't think that you heard. Not. Welcome to Headed Wee's podcast. This is, uh, Epi, I think six. Is it six or four? Sixty-nine. It's, uh, it's six. It's episode 69. Uh, welcome. It is officially spooky season. It is upon us and we are, we're currently talking on the spookiest day of the whole year. In my opinion.
00:01:12
Speaker
Um, I don't know. Cause it's too. I think the spookiest day of the year would have to be November 1st. Why do you say that? Oh, I agree. I agree. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Just think about it, Jack. What comes in November. Turkey. No, Jack, you can't do something in November.
00:01:42
Speaker
Oh God, you're right. Yep. You can't shave or nut. I'm about to look like a fucking. Pedophile. Pedophile, which is a balloon of cum in my nuts. Do they get bigger? They do. Yeah. If you don't if you don't do that, they kind of grow a little bit. What if we made a company for that made underwear for just the month of November?
00:02:12
Speaker
and after all the spirit halloween stores leave because after halloween's over we take over the no nut november market and produce underwear big ball underwear specifically designed for no nut november i think that's a good idea but i think we need to do some market research here get some measurements down you know like
00:02:34
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Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:02:53
Speaker
I think yeah, I think The only thing that might be scarier than no nut November Would be my bank account balance right now Can I guess Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you like to the penny but ballpark.
Humorous Bank Guessing & Fund Promotions
00:03:16
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Yeah higher or lower
00:03:18
Speaker
But what do you mean? I'm going to say a number. Okay. Oh, yeah. You have three guesses to get there. Okay. Okay. I'm going to start out with, uh, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, Teddy. We need to give ourselves more wiggle room than that. Let's start with 69 dollars. Okay. Higher. Uh, 420 lower. Okay.
00:03:46
Speaker
Okay, this is scary for sure. Yeah, it is scary. Let's say $142.69. Oh my God. It wasn't even close. I could do the shot in the dark. Yeah, it was. That was a fun game to play. Anyway, I had a question.
00:04:13
Speaker
Because it's been plaguing me for... Wait, how much money is in your bank account? I told you I wasn't going to tell you. Yeah, you were just going to give us three higher and lower guesses. Why do we even have the podcars? But you know what isn't... You know what isn't very low? Your balls! No, the head of the wheeze fund. The head of the wheeze fund has taken off like a fucking rocket ship.
00:04:42
Speaker
Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's doing well. Just make more awareness. Yeah. Can I plug it right now? Yeah, please. This podcast is brought to you by the Headed Wiest Fund. Please consider donating to the Headed Wiest Fund as it provides us with the ability to live and put a roof over our heads while producing content for your entertainment. In order to donate to the Headed Wiest Fund, please reach out to us on Instagram or Twitter.
00:05:10
Speaker
And we will let you know how to take some further steps into donating. And this is brand new. You can now use it as a tax write-off. So that's beautiful. Donations, charitable. Good point. Good advice. Everybody, please consider. We really need it right now.
00:05:39
Speaker
You know, just so we're not in a bag here, we can, we can change the subject, you know, get on to some interesting news. I had some, I had something I wanted to ask.
Cultural Insights & Disease Awareness
00:05:52
Speaker
And honestly, it has been plaguing me for over, I don't know, two, two weeks now. Cause it's been a while since we've recorded and I've been keeping this in the back of my head, but I have never once
00:06:09
Speaker
Ever. For any reason. No, I'm kidding. I've never once seen someone with Down syndrome who's not white and American. Do they exist in other places of the world? They, they have to, right? But have you ever seen one? Yeah. I don't think I have. Where have you, daddy?
00:06:38
Speaker
I've seen Mexican kids with Down syndrome and autism. Teddy, are you like two rooms away right now? Yeah, he's in like a, he's in another dimension. No, I know. I've seen Mexican kids with Down syndrome and autism. I have never. I have not either. Where did you come about this, Teddy? In Mexico.
00:07:03
Speaker
oh so like this is what it is right like they're not gonna like do you see like you don't see a lot of i feel like in america it's a lot more socially acceptable to have your children just strewn about with you doing whatever you want regardless if they have down syndrome or autism sure yeah you just you you carry them around like a purse
00:07:32
Speaker
So I think what I'm trying to get at here is in other cultures, it's more acceptable to leave the audio. Teddy, something just so fear happened with your audio. That's what the fuck. I don't know what to do, Ted. But it's cutting out. It's making weird noises. And it's quiet. It went like.
00:07:58
Speaker
It didn't like the autism. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, who does? I think that's what it is. I think it's truthfully where in other cultures, those people unfortunately just don't leave the house. I feel kind of bad. Yeah. Do you think they're just like, oh, I shouldn't say that. Nevermind.
00:08:27
Speaker
Do you think that these foundations that are created to make the world, quote unquote, a better place and get rid of cancer or get rid of autism, don't you think those places are kind of ableist? I'm aware of cancer now. Without those foundations, I don't know if cancer would exist.
00:08:54
Speaker
So it's really their fault. So you're saying that they're promoting cancer. I mean, who else talk like who? Well, why is there a big beat off cancer sign at every single, you know, football game? Because you're not only in October. No, I'm pretty sure Teddy those signs say beat off a cancer. I'm not. I don't think they're telling you to beat off cancer. A cancer. Yeah.
00:09:22
Speaker
Like you beat off a singular cancer. No, like someone who is a cancer. Like they're- You beat them off? Yeah, they're star sign. You like beat them off, give them a little rubbing tug. Okay, okay. Yeah, that clarified it. Did you get that? So you're giving the person a good beating off.
Candy Talks & Music Success
00:09:48
Speaker
You don't really grind meat. Yeah. Yes. Not the cancer specifically. No, dude. They're a cancer. They don't have cancer. They are a cancer. Why would the NFL care about beating off a cancer? Because most of the executives there are cancers. But like, don't they want to save themselves?
00:10:14
Speaker
You know, they don't want, oh, they do want to get a beat off. Yeah. Okay. Good point, Jack.
00:10:25
Speaker
We just we should have gone from A to B there in that little conversation and we went we went to numbers it was a and then 1726 and then it should have just gone. Yeah, I'm sorry that that was a complex topic I don't think it was that complex Can I tell you guys a couple things yeah
00:10:53
Speaker
Taylor Swift is the first historian in artist in, or artist in history, sorry, with the entire top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100. With a what? She owns the top 10. All 10? All 10.
00:11:12
Speaker
I don't understand that. She's so overrated, dude. Did you guys even listen to her new album? I like the one song. I haven't heard a single bit of it. I haven't either. Maybe I should. Do you think I should beat her off? Yeah. It'd be pretty sick to beat off Taylor Swift.
00:11:35
Speaker
I'd do that, I think. What is the least famous celebrity that you would beat off just for the clout? Seth, are they up and coming? Yeah, you can do it. You can do an up and comer. So be like, hey, I beat them off in in 2022. And then they're like huge in 2030. But you. But can I pick when I beat them off?
00:12:00
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No, no, you have to beat them off then and there and ideally guys right now let's not do an underage You can't do it underage if it's an up-and-comer Luke unless they're gonna be of age No, no, no, no. Why why do you just automatically assume we're gonna go there? You know, he's if you were gonna go there. He named her specifically He did not he did I was not gonna go there. I am a very
00:12:27
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a reputable person with strong morals and I would never. I'm gonna post a picture of you at the end of this month or next month at the end of November and we'll ask our fans what they think about that. Oh, because
00:12:48
Speaker
because of my facial hair. Yes, correct. I need to shave tonight, actually. That's a great point.
Costume Blunders & Creativity Concerns
00:12:55
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Oh, yeah, me too. But anyways, I'm gonna stick with my answer and I'm gonna say Seth Rogen right now. Why? Why'd you pick a male? It wasn't that the point? No, you can beat off any celebrity. I think you can only beat off dudes. I feel like that's... No, you can beat off a woman.
00:13:19
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like physically, like actually beat her? No, no, no, no. Like the bean idiot. Yeah, you flip, you find the little pinto bean. You ever seen those cartoons of the guys boxing the uvula? Yeah, it's like that. It's like that, but with the B. On a side note, do you guys know where the bean is?
00:13:48
Speaker
Yeah, I think inside, right? The issue is, is it's constantly moving. And so it's hard to catch. Oh, where does it move from into inside? Oh, inside the door.
00:14:20
Speaker
It uh, it hides between a penny, a chip, and a used napkin. I'm going as used napkin for Halloween this year. That's a good idea. Yeah, but I got a lot of weird looks at work today. So what was it used with? What do you mean?
00:14:44
Speaker
What was, what was the napkin used for? No, I was the used napkin. Yeah. But the napkin that you were, what was it used for? Well, I didn't specify, but it was like, I used a sheet from my bed that I hadn't washed in a while. So it had some color to it. Um,
00:15:09
Speaker
And so I think that's what the looks were for. And it kind of looks like, I don't know, like a buggy tissue. What, uh, what, what color was it Jack? The sheet white. Yeah. The white sheet. No, but, but it had some color to it. Yeah. I said yellow. Um, interesting. Can I tell you what my Halloween costume debacle happened? Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:38
Speaker
So I was going to go with my girlfriend as minions, right? So I got a yellow shirt and some jeans. Just flex the girlfriend. And you fucking dick. So, you know, we're kind of rushing to get out from all the sex we were having and public. Yeah, no, in private. In a private in a private. OK, OK.
00:16:08
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And long story short, we got to the place and I tucked in my shirt and I put in the glasses and I didn't look like a minion. I accidentally dressed up as Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh. Hey, that was one of our recommendations for a costume. Was it? Yeah.
00:16:31
Speaker
I don't even remember. That freaked out because they're like, Holy shit, you're Jeffrey Dahmer. Like, you're like, no, I'm a minion. After like the fifth time I had to just like, I just had to give up. Hey, do you think that minions could be serial killers?
00:16:55
Speaker
Yeah, because, like, Gru uses them as, like, bad guys, you know? No, because each one will only kill one person before they get sad and give up. I don't know if it makes Gru happy. Has a minion ever killed himself? Off camera, yeah. Probably only on accident, though. Dude, the casting for that's got to be so tough. Because, like, there's so many and they all look so alike. Like, how do you pick which one to use?
00:17:25
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I think you just roll through them. Yeah, maybe. How many body doubles do you think they have for Stewart? Probably three. That would also imply that he doesn't do his own stunts. No, Stewart has to do his own stunts. Well, then why does he have body doubles?
00:17:50
Speaker
Um, in case he injures himself. No, but for reshoots when, you know, they don't need the front of him. They just need his back of his head. Okay. Fair point. Now I'm trying to remember what nevermind. I give up. Um, do you,
00:18:25
Speaker
Hello. Hey, this is at least here to let you know that you're late on your rent payment today. I'm going to need an extension. Yeah. Fuck your rent. Um, so guys, it's Halloween, right? Yeah. It's the, it's the holiday of candy and, uh, skimpy
00:18:55
Speaker
Woman outfits. Oh my god. Don't even get me started. On the candy? No, the other part. Oh. It's all I see on TikTok. I open that up and it's just a million people wearing the same thing but a different color and calling it a different outfit.
00:19:16
Speaker
What are the outfits? What are they wearing? I'm confused. It's like the 80s when they used to wear those very tight jumpsuits and they do dance or some shit. Jazz or size. Yeah. It's like that. Then they have something different on their head that's like bunny ears or cat ears, and then maybe something on their nose that's red. Then that's it. I haven't seen that.
00:19:45
Speaker
It's all over the place. It's disgusting. Like, where did the creativity go? I've been seeing a lot of Kim possibles this year. Really? And I think it's because we talked about the Naked Role Mat more at last week. I think we started a cultural revolution. You know me, I love a good role, Matt. That's gross, Jack.
00:20:14
Speaker
You're gross. Fuck yourself. That's rude. Sorry. Okay, I got a question though for you. You know how serious this is? Yeah, okay. Are you going to be serious about it? Yeah, I'm serious because I'm angry. To be honest, I'm very angry. Okay.
00:20:36
Speaker
You know how Snickers advertises when you're hungry and that Snickers satisfies? They're like, are you hungry? Grab a Snickers. If anybody in their right mind has ever been hungry and thought, you know what I need? I need a fucking Snickers bar. They should be eliminated.
00:21:04
Speaker
Dude, disagree. Disagree. Yeah, eliminate me right now, idiot. Strong disagree. That is ridiculous. Have you ever been on a cold fishing trip and you've just finished your hot cocoa and you are an hour and a half away from the fucking cabin and you don't have fucking shit to eat but a goddamn Snickers bar?
00:21:29
Speaker
Okay, fine. If it's your only option, sure. And then you turn into that guy from that one commercial who karate's that bear. Mayhem? What? You're not- No, we're not talking about car insurance, Luke. We're talking about Snickers bars. Get your shit together. Okay, Teddy. If it's the only thing you got, sure. No, no. Are you kidding me? It's so much like the calories, the CPD calories per dollar on a Snickers bar versus like-
00:21:59
Speaker
You don't fill up from a Snickers bar. Yeah, you do. No, I have a Snickers bar and I'm like, wow. I guess it tastes good, but I'm still fucking hungry. And I just had a chocolate bar for nutrition. Badass. That has chocolate bars for nutrition. That's ridiculous. Do you know what's ridiculous?
00:22:27
Speaker
What? That ridiculousness is the only thing on MTV all day now.
Media Critiques & Audience Q&A
00:22:31
Speaker
Dude, I fucking hate ridiculousness. Chanel West Coast has the most annoying laugh I think I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. And that's not even what I was going to talk about. OK, what was it? What was I going to talk about? Yeah.
00:22:53
Speaker
Well, I got kind of heated about ridiculousness. But I was going to talk about how I was going to get into Halloween candies because we were just talking about Snickers. And I was wondering what your favorite candies were and why is it candy corn? OK.
00:23:20
Speaker
Have you ever put a candy corn? Did Luke just walk away from the mic while we were doing this? You probably had to poop. Are you fucking kidding me? I just peed. Did you not hear it? Oh my god. I was really hoping you would hear it. No, no one heard it. Damn it. Okay, next time I'll make it louder. Did you hear the question? Yeah.
00:23:52
Speaker
Who the fuck likes candy corn, Jack? Everyone. You're just jerking off your popular opinion right now, Jack. Get the fuck out of here. It's not popular, I think. Everyone hates candy corn, dude. It's the universally hated candy. I would disagree with that very, very much so. I disagree with both of you. Okay. Have you ever had the
00:24:19
Speaker
the pumpkin-shaped candy corn? Yes. And I think that's terrible. Those are fire. Okay, you can go fuck yourself. All right, well, I think we're on two different pages here. So, that's gonna be it here from us on Headed Weest. Thank you for tuning in. Jack, you can't just end the podcast when you have a problem. You just told me to leave.
00:24:50
Speaker
Okay. This is Teddy and I can roll on. All right. Okay. Bye Jack. Bye guys. Next up here on the headed East podcast. Oh, did you just say East? Yeah. Cause we're, well, we have to change the name. No, no, he doesn't. We get, we, this is our, this is the brand. Okay. He was only part of it.
00:25:20
Speaker
Yeah, but I feel like we need a brand refresh. Well, we can't just, we can't just take the W off. Now, how did he sound stupid? Headed least you think that we're not going waste. No, that was actually so good. Jack, nobody asked. What should I eat for dinner tonight? Teddy.
00:25:49
Speaker
You can't, you can't be serious. This podcast just went from hero to zero. I'll fix it. Sorry. Um, anyway. I hated that so much. Why? That's like the best sound effect there is.
00:26:19
Speaker
Is that taken directly from Scooby-Doo? Yeah. Oh, speaking of Scooby-Doo, it's spooky season. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. What makes you say that? I looked outside and Mercury was in... Gatorade? Gatorade, yeah. Nice. That's what that means. This podcast was brought to you by Gatorade. What can you put in your kid?
00:26:51
Speaker
A lot of sugar. I don't understand how people can be like living their lives based off the fact that mercury is in a sports drink. It doesn't make any sense to me. That's just like that whole thing. What is it? As astrophysics? What's the word?
00:27:16
Speaker
the thing that looks, the people who look at Mercury being in Gatorade and make it part of their personality. Retards? Yeah. Yeah. They, nevermind, I can't
00:27:34
Speaker
I can't say what I was going to say now because the subject has wildly changed. Sounds a whole lot like you were going to say something and then forgot what you were going to say. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. This podcast is brought to you by Dementia. Gets you out of trouble very quick. You can't just put an ad right after an ad, Jack. I can put ads wherever the fuck I want to.
00:28:04
Speaker
Would you have sex with an ad? Uh, depends. Is it thick as fuck? It's got cake. It's got cake? Yeah. Is it like a Baskin Robbins ad? Uh, that's bad cake. Okay, name good cake. A cookie cake. Ooh, I could fuck with a cookie cake. Yeah, it's got a cookie cake. Dude, I couldn't tell you last time I had a cookie cake.
00:28:35
Speaker
I think the last time I had a cookie cake was probably like my second grade birthday. Yeah, my mom always used to keep it like on the top shelf, hold the shelf. And just so I couldn't reach it. It was the top shelf food. Yeah. Because they put the liquor that's good on the top shelf, but it was like. Yeah, it was top shelf food. Because we were fat.
00:29:04
Speaker
Well, we were fat. Still are. True. But, you know, what can you do? It's just like, I was born this way. So, you know, I used to come home from, um, elementary school every day and it would melt a stick of butter in the microwave with like a whole shit ton of just like sugar and cinnamon.
00:29:34
Speaker
Yeah. And I've just poured over bread and like half a loaf of bread. Yeah. When I was younger, I'd come home from school and I would take an entire pint of ice cream and I'd dump it out and then I'd put six burger patties on top of it.
00:29:57
Speaker
and then dip it in a Coca-Cola. And I just have that for a snack. Six burger patties in an empty pint of ice cream with Coke. Yeah, but they were like small patties, so I think it was okay. That seems healthy. Yeah. Why do I want to just be such a fat ass right now? Teddy, you can't talk right now. You're the skinniest motherfucker I know. Teddy can eat
00:30:26
Speaker
like a whole keaton year of buffet and lose 10 pounds yeah he'd lose weight it's crazy i want to see teddy like actually try and and put on like two pounds and see what happens i think i think he would explode i don't know i don't think he would explode i think the energy it would take for him to eat that much food would literally burn off more than he ate
00:30:57
Speaker
Here's the thing, cause I've seen Teddy eat a lot, right? This is what happens. He eats a lot, you know, enough for somebody to gain like five pounds. And then it goes to his stomach for a second. And you can show you, you know, he'll look like he's like a month pregnant and then he'll go poop and he'll poop out 10 pounds. Does that not happen to you guys? No.
00:31:26
Speaker
My poops are also liquid. I've decided that I don't poop on the weekend anymore. Why? I don't know. It just happens. Ross makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why poop on company time. I feel like this has been the worst epi by far.
00:31:47
Speaker
I mean, it depends how you grade it because a lot of the people that listen to this, which is like three, listen to it because it's so bad.
00:31:59
Speaker
So in a way, this could be the best episode. Is this something dating Pete Davidson? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's more like Kim K. Why is Pete Davidson dating all these hot people? He's like a fucking four. Dude, I don't know. He has butthole eyes. Butthole eyes? Yeah, like his eyes look like buttholes. Have you seen Megan Fox's thumbs?
00:32:28
Speaker
No. Yeah, those are gross. I'm working that off. Also, did you know that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly drank each other's blood? I did know that, and that's super weird. I saw a funny meme the other day, and there's a picture of Megan Fox and MGK. And it was like, oh my God, I didn't know Megan Fox was dating
00:32:59
Speaker
Oh, shit. MGK. No. I thought I was going to remember it as I was talking and then I just never remembered who. Idiot. Check in next week and maybe you'll figure out what the meme was. If you remember. Yeah, probably not. Anyway.
00:33:26
Speaker
I wanted to get into our segment, where we answer questions from our audience members. And is that okay with you guys?
00:33:43
Speaker
All right. So here's the, here's the segment. I'm going to start it and end it with, uh, with, uh, this little sound. So we're going to start right now and then I'll play it again in the end. All right. Ready guys. Hello. Hey, this is Teddy here calling in to the headed least podcast. Hey guys. To ask you if, um, you can hear Jack. Jack.
00:34:12
Speaker
Teddy? Can you hear me? Can you guys hear me? No, I can't hear him. Oh, damn it. Can you hear Luke? Hello? I can hear Luke, but he can't hear me. Hello, Luke. Teddy. I can hear you. Teddy, hi. I have a feeling this is going to...
00:34:41
Speaker
I have an idea. Hold on. What was that? Do you guys ever think about what life would be like if you were like six foot? Shut up, Teddy. Yeah, it probably would be way better.
00:35:12
Speaker
Can I borrow them, Teddy? Can I borrow your jeans? No, I don't- I don't know if they'll fit. Oh yeah, I don't- yeah, I wouldn't- I wouldn't fit.
00:35:51
Speaker
What? What? Have you been living under a fucking rock? Luke, you're stupid.
00:36:32
Speaker
Yeah, they still use inches. They don't use inches, you fucking idiot! You're so stupid! Why would they use that? It doesn't make sense! Sorry.
00:37:05
Speaker
Wait, this sound effect actually looks pretty good. Hold on. That's enough. Yeah, hold on, give me a sec.
00:37:36
Speaker
I don't think I got anything in the tank. That reminds me... That reminds me of that Spongebob guy who would always go... You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
00:38:05
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Should we just start talking like that for the rest of the episode?
00:38:55
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There's no way people are still listening.
00:39:24
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Yeah, right here, at this point, right now. No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay.
00:39:51
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Okay, actually, um, if you are still here right now, the first person to text or to DM the Instagram or Twitter gets $10 text them. And then you'll get your 10 bucks.
00:40:20
Speaker
Well, it's coming to the, it's coming out of the headed waste fund. So you don't have to play a dime pretty boy. I know. I know shout out Cameron cause he listens to all these episodes and he hasn't turned into bonus code once. So that means either one he's lying or two, he has enough money and he doesn't give a shit, but shout out our most loyal fan cam. Uh, you're the real one. Um, and I hope you're having a good night tonight. Trick or treating.
00:40:51
Speaker
What? Just so we know that you hear it. And we'll come back to you next week with an update for everyone else that's listening. Also, if you beat Cam to it, Mazel tov. It's not Shabbat, Luke.
00:41:24
Speaker
Do you think you can laugh at the, oh, I have a joke actually. I have a joke to tell, can I? No, it's not, but it, can I tell the joke? Okay, so it's 1940 in Germany, right? And two Jews are sent to Adolf Hitler's house.
00:41:55
Speaker
to kill him. And so they go early around five o'clock and Hitler's supposed to show up at seven. And so they sit there for two hours. Seven o'clock comes around. He's not there.
00:42:12
Speaker
eight o'clock comes around. He's not there. They're looking at each other like, looking at each other like, where the fuck is this guy? Like what, what's going on? Nine o'clock comes around and one of them turns to the other and says, geez, I hope nothing bad happened.
00:42:43
Speaker
Yeah. Hold on. Let me, let me, I have to pull it up. Oh, that's not the boo noise. That's the wrong noise. Oh, stop. Okay. What?
00:43:12
Speaker
Yeah, Prime Holocaust. Say that again. Do your door.
00:43:37
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This podcast is brought to you by Amazon Prime. Get the Holocaust delivered to your door by two days or less, or your money back guaranteed. Amazon Prime, here for all your anti-Semitic needs. Sponsored by Kanye West. Yeah, go for it.
00:44:02
Speaker
No, the joke is supposed to be that the Jews are like sympathetic people and they're like, God, I hope nothing bad happened to him. I don't know. Anyway, um, can we dive into our sports betting picks of the week?
00:44:28
Speaker
All right, well, this segment is our sports betting picks of the week. Just to recap, since we've been gone, since you've been gone, I can't breathe for the first time. I'm so moving on. Yeah, yeah. Thanks to you. Now I get, I get what I want.
00:44:55
Speaker
Since we last spoke, Lucas, since we had our last episode, I'm up. I'm up a bit. So I'm feeling pretty confident. I'm on a little bit of a heater. I'm going to dive into this week's NHL if you don't mind. But very subtly, very subtly.
00:45:21
Speaker
All right. Ready? Here we go. Starting off Tuesday, November 1st, my pick of the day is Dallas stars minus one and a half over the Los Angeles Kings. I'll also know that's, well, I mean, that's when they're listening to it.
00:45:39
Speaker
Also, I will be taking the San Jose Sharks over the Anaheim Ducks Moneyline. Wednesday, November 2nd, we'll be taking the Buffalo Sabres over the Pittsburgh Penguins. Thursday, November 3rd, we'll be taking in primetime, the New York Rangers Moneyline over the Boston Bruins. That's all I have.
00:46:09
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And I've waited for so long Say see can't you see It is not the girl for me I know it might be wrong But I'm in the worst
00:46:20
Speaker
Stacey's mom, oh well, oh well. Stacey's mom, oh well, oh well. Stacey, can't you see? It is not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom. Guys, that segment took two minutes. We needed it to last like 15.
00:46:54
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Make sure you enunciate into the microphone.
00:47:09
Speaker
bah bah bah good times never seem so good so good so good so good man in class bah bah bah do we believe in the world?
00:47:58
Speaker
Teddy I don't think anyone can hear you. You're not speaking into the mic.
00:48:12
Speaker
Yeah, I don't think I don't think anyone. This is Tom. You're welcome.
00:48:51
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So the new Call of Duty came out and Twitter got bought by Elon Musk, which means the use of the N word has gone up by about 700% in the last week. I think it's up actually 700% just on Twitter alone. And then you add the drop of the new Call of Duty, I'd say maybe 900%. You want to hear my favorite noise in the entire world?
00:49:22
Speaker
Okay, ready? Dude, that was actually kind of crisp. Yeah. I didn't even hear anything. Yeah, don't force it.
00:49:53
Speaker
Oh, okay. Yeah. Um... Never mind.
00:50:23
Speaker
No, nothing. I'm just going to stay in and watch that new barbarian movie on HBO Max. Yeah, I am. You've had trouble sleeping.
00:51:14
Speaker
Oh, well maybe I don't watch it tonight then. You should watch it. Oh, well, I don't know if I want to because I'm kind of a... I like watching scary movies. I just don't like watching them alone.
00:51:50
Speaker
Yeah. Um, I feel like Teddy just disconnected. Like what the, what's going. Oh, just terrible. Yeah. It's been, this one's been very interesting. Um, but I do actually have a question that came in from a fan. So here we go.
Military Preference Debate
00:52:21
Speaker
Would you rather be in the North Korean military or the Russian military and why? Really?
00:52:40
Speaker
Yeah, I guess. But also, I feel like if you're in the North Korean military, you live in North Korea, which is just the worst place to live on this entire planet. I'd rather live in Sudan. Yeah, Russia's kind of cool. And they actually have food and like electricity and shit. What? Hmm.
00:53:11
Speaker
Yeah, and okay. That's a great side note. Good point, Teddy. Yeah.
00:53:46
Speaker
No, but I've seen a not strong Victorian peasant. Does that count? Oh, okay. Okay. I think that might be a good idea.
00:54:12
Speaker
I might do that too, but it's good. It's probably won't be a top shelf. Hold the shelf. Um, Oh, what about the McRoy china? Sorry. Um, we actually have another question from a female listener nonetheless. Um, so here we go.
00:54:39
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My name is Akayla. I'm from Los Angeles, California. Fun fact, you don't need one. And my question is, what's better, pancake or falafels? Did you say falafels? Yeah, but comparing it to pancakes is really hard. Pancakes or falafels?
00:55:08
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Yeah, I'd probably go pancakes too on that one, Ted. Yeah, neither. You can get hotcakes at McDonald's, but you can't get full awful or pancakes. No, you can get hotcakes. No, they're hotcakes. There's a difference.
00:55:35
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Um, pancakes are something you eat for breakfast and hotcakes are something that very few people have, but in one of our co-hosts here, Luke does have. Who the fuck was that? Teddy, did you do that?
00:56:05
Speaker
That was really convincing. Yeah, we got four minutes left. Yeah, he is. Who wouldn't go get it? Wait, what'd you get?
00:56:35
Speaker
Oh, I thought it was like at your front door. Oh, dude, I loved it when when they'd pull up to the drive through. And. No, not even that, they'd pull up and they'd be like.
00:57:09
Speaker
No, they'd pull up and they'd roll down their window and they'd be like, hey, can I get the... It's literally just the... Yeah, like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself if one more person does this.
00:57:48
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Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, order the Fortnite battle best. It's weird though, cause like, I went up to a McDonald's window the other day, right? And I played, what song did I play? I played this.
00:58:16
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And all they gave me was an Oreo McFlurry with poop in it. Like, whoa, that's kind of terrible to your customers. I mean, of course I did. I paid for that shit. I don't have much money left in my account. Luke, I've told you this. No, it kind of tasted like shit.
00:58:48
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Well, what do you mean? Well, yeah. Yeah, I had to eat fucking shit for dinner. Yeah, you're right.
00:59:02
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00:59:25
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00:59:52
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