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Introduction and Welcome
00:00:02
Luke
Gotta do that to you do one Yeah,
00:00:04
jfriedman17
Guys, shot up. We're recording, guys. Shut up.
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jfriedman17
This is a Headed Whis production. drcker cat And welcome in to Headed Whis.
00:00:27
wubb
Holy shit.
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Luke
yeah right
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wubb
Oh my god.
Social Media and Milestone Celebration
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jfriedman17
now
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wubb
Is that real?
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Luke
Yeah, I think so.
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jfriedman17
look on Instagram.
00:00:35
wubb
What the hell?
00:00:38
Luke
Dude, that's just I've never seen something like that before.
00:00:38
wubb
What?
00:00:40
Luke
That's like um then those charcoal bricks that you put in the grill.
00:00:42
wubb
Oh, it's real.
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wubb
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
um On another note, ah on another note, welcome to Headed Wiest.
00:00:48
wubb
Oh my god. Looks like a block of obsidian.
00:00:52
Luke
yeah yeah
00:00:58
jfriedman17
If you're listening, you've made it to episode 26.
00:01:04
Luke
Holy shit.
00:01:04
jfriedman17
That's a lot of episodes.
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wubb
oh
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jfriedman17
That's 26 hours of of us.
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wubb
Whoa.
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Luke
Us.
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jfriedman17
I don't know if I could take that much of us.
00:01:13
Luke
Really intellectual conversations.
00:01:17
jfriedman17
It's just too much to take in all at once. I don't think my head could fit it.
Indiana Jones Movie Discussions
00:01:21
jfriedman17
um It's like, have you ever ah seen the Indiana Jones movie, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
00:01:21
Luke
Yeah. That's why I'm picking up.
00:01:22
wubb
you could fit it You could fit it if you try.
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wubb
Of course.
00:01:32
Luke
Is that the one where the guy melts at the end?
00:01:35
wubb
That's the first one.
00:01:37
Luke
ah And I don't know.
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jfriedman17
There's a guy that melts at the end.
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wubb
The first one they opened the Ark.
00:01:41
jfriedman17
No, this is the one with the aliens.
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wubb
Yeah. The first one they opened the Ark. The second one is like the Kalima.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, that's the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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wubb
And then a crusade is with like the chalice and the guy like like ah puffs out of like all his old dust, you know? And then the fourth one is the aliens.
00:01:59
Luke
Should I re-watch all these?
00:01:59
jfriedman17
It's the aliens and there's a guy that gets eaten by a pile of fire ants.
00:02:04
wubb
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:02:05
Luke
o
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wubb
At least it freaked me out when I was a kid.
00:02:08
jfriedman17
Same. And then the Russian lady tried to, she asked like to know everything in the world and she exploded because it was too much.
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wubb
Yeah.
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Luke
Wait, is that an action? Is that that happened for real?
00:02:20
wubb
For real.
00:02:21
jfriedman17
Yes, she exploded cause like the, there was too much knowledge to know. Um, and that's kind of the same thing that would happen if you listened to 26 straight hours of this podcast.
00:02:28
Luke
yeah Yeah, that's true.
00:02:33
wubb
Yeah, it's like when when it's like when Vision grabbed Ultron's head and age Ultron, you went, oh, because you're like overwhelmed.
00:02:41
Luke
Oh yeah.
00:02:44
wubb
It's kind of the same thing.
00:02:47
Luke
Dude, what a, what a callback. That was crazy. How did you remember that?
00:02:52
wubb
weve We've been, me and my roommate's been watching the the Marvel Cinematic Universe over again.
00:02:58
Luke
That's amazing.
00:03:00
wubb
We just watched that one recent.
00:03:04
wubb
Oh goodness.
00:03:08
Luke
Um, should we reintroduce our guests that they don't know? Yeah.
Guest Appearance: Mr. Webb
00:03:14
jfriedman17
yeah Yeah. Well, you could do an introduction. i I don't, yeah, I don't think anyone knows who our special guest is.
00:03:21
Luke
Never before, uh, listened to guest that has, um, is the most frequented the waste infection.
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Luke
Mr. Webb.
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jfriedman17
Yeah.
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wubb
Thank you.
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jfriedman17
yeah this sure what
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Luke
That good.
00:03:37
wubb
Thank you. That's great.
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jfriedman17
yeah
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wubb
What's up? What's up? Wiest infections.
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jfriedman17
so
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Luke
There.
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jfriedman17
or get but you know
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Luke
We bring the boom.
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wubb
Oh my goodness.
00:03:50
Luke
We bring the boom to you.
00:03:55
Luke
We bring the boom.
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wubb
Yeah.
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jfriedman17
Oh my god, kill me.
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wubb
I hate them so much.
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Luke
You know?
Character Analysis: The Rizzler and Comparisons
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Luke
Okay, but wait, you can't hate the Rizzler.
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jfriedman17
Do you know, yeah, he's just a bearman.
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wubb
Well, he's like eight.
00:04:08
Luke
Exactly, that's why you can't hate him. He's adorable.
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jfriedman17
I've been compared to the Rizzler a few times.
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wubb
I could see it.
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Luke
Is that a good thing?
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jfriedman17
Uh, I think it depends on who you're talking to.
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wubb
Wait.
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jfriedman17
Most of the people that have mentioned it to me have been, uh, older homosexual gentlemen.
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wubb
Hmm.
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jfriedman17
Um, so I don't really know now that I, now that I say it out loud, it actually sounds pretty bad, but either that or their pedophilic.
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Luke
Oh.
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wubb
I that's it. I might be bad.
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wubb
It sounds terrible, yeah.
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Luke
know Or they want...
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wubb
i so um I think they're making fun of you.
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Luke
Yeah.
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wubb
Or that. That could also be an option.
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jfriedman17
It's one of the two and and both, honestly, if I think about it, both are not good things. So we don't get political here.
00:04:53
wubb
Yeah, either they're being mean to you or they're going after children.
00:04:58
Luke
Well, oh, yeah, because the Rizziler is me.
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jfriedman17
We're not, we're not picking sides. um
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wubb
It's not political punk, yes.
00:05:04
Luke
Do you think that Big Justice and the Rizziler are going to get bullied when they grow up?
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jfriedman17
Isn't big justice. There's a, I thought big justice was the big guy.
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wubb
What's the big guy? Or is that?
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Luke
used to Who's the son?
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wubb
Who's the big guy?
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jfriedman17
Is that AJ?
00:05:21
jfriedman17
I don't fucking know, man.
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wubb
How many are there?
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Luke
There's like seven of them.
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wubb
What?
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Luke
It's crazy. but
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wubb
Wait, what?
00:05:26
jfriedman17
Yeah, there are a lot.
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wubb
There's seven of them?
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jfriedman17
I just, I don't know.
00:05:28
Luke
Well, there's the women, too.
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wubb
Oh, like his wife and shit?
00:05:31
Luke
They all...
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jfriedman17
There's, no, it's a family of four and then there's like the Rizzler who's part of a different family.
00:05:36
wubb
Is baby Gronk in this?
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Luke
Oh, really? No, different guy.
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jfriedman17
No, he's with Libby Dunn.
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wubb
Different guy.
00:05:40
Luke
Baby Gronk wants to kill Big Justice.
00:05:43
wubb
Really?
00:05:44
jfriedman17
I thought baby Gronk was with Livy Dunn in Ohio.
00:05:44
wubb
Just beef?
00:05:47
Luke
No, Baby Gronk tried to rizz Libby Dunn.
00:05:48
wubb
No.
00:05:50
jfriedman17
Oh, okay.
00:05:50
wubb
Yeah. Paul Skeens. Paul Skeens is with Libby. This is like,
Listeners' Feedback and Podcast Humor
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jfriedman17
That's right. Okay, yeah.
00:05:55
wubb
we're trying to navigate brain rot right now and it's not...
00:05:58
wubb
This is probably not good for the listeners.
00:05:59
jfriedman17
I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah, it's actually funny enough in fantasy this week, I'm going up against the skippity toilets and I have no idea what the fuck that means.
00:06:08
Luke
Dude, no you're not. That's such a lie. You're going against me. And you're just trying to bring in the skibbity toilets.
00:06:17
jfriedman17
Shut up.
00:06:19
Luke
Yeah, fuck you.
00:06:22
jfriedman17
Oh, who was the person who told us to stop burping on this podcast?
00:06:23
Luke
Nice.
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Luke
I think...
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wubb
Aaron.
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Luke
Yeah, oh.
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jfriedman17
No, I don't think it was Aaron.
00:06:29
Luke
I think I was Mary Anne.
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wubb
Oh, it was Mary Ann.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, that's that's who it was.
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wubb
I think it was both of them, because they were listening to the pod in the car.
00:06:33
jfriedman17
That one. That one's for you, Marianne.
00:06:35
wubb
They were listening to the pod in the car, and and they were like, yeah, it was good, but you guys burped a lot.
00:06:41
Luke
What?
00:06:41
jfriedman17
I don't know what she's talking about. I've never burped once on this podcast.
00:06:45
wubb
I haven't heard you ever did.
00:06:47
jfriedman17
At least not with my mouth.
00:06:47
Luke
Never. Oh, I don't think that's better.
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wubb
o oh
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wubb
Spine shivers, dude.
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jfriedman17
Have you ever burped out of your ears before?
00:06:59
Luke
Um,
00:07:01
jfriedman17
Oh, that reminded me. Have you seen the little rascals?
00:07:06
Luke
He's like so long ago. Is that where the there's the kid named alfalfa and he has alfalfa?
00:07:12
wubb
Is that a disease?
00:07:13
jfriedman17
what What do you mean he has alfalfa?
00:07:16
Luke
Alfalfa is the hair the the alfalfa is like when your hair sticks up in the back That is dude I said not No, you're thinking of ruba
00:07:16
wubb
Is that alfalfa?
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jfriedman17
No, that's not that is not that is not what it is.
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wubb
I thought oh but alfalfa was like a vegetable.
00:07:28
jfriedman17
i thought No, he's not thinking of rhubarb.
00:07:35
Luke
Dude I will bet you 10 million dollars right now alfalfa is when your hair sticks up in the back.
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jfriedman17
Okay, but what I never realized is that that's symbolic of a boner.
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wubb
l fell
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Luke
and
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wubb
and far alfalfa alfalfa plant alfalfa is a plant
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jfriedman17
because it sticks up, it sticks up when he sees like a girl he likes.
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Luke
Oh I didn't realize that is this is this the real little rascal stuff.
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jfriedman17
Yeah, it's the one that's the one I was talking about.
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Luke
Oh OK, if you look up alpha hair, then it's it sticks up in the back.
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jfriedman17
Well, yeah, that's based off of the movie.
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wubb
ah No, it's based guys, it's based off the plant.
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Luke
Well, is it based off the plant?
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jfriedman17
No, it's not.
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wubb
It's the plant that made the hair, and then the hair was in the movie.
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jfriedman17
And then the hair was a vegetable.
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Luke
Why would they mean the hair after the plant?
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wubb
Because it cause they're like, oh, your hair looks ah like an alfalfa sprout, you know?
00:08:30
Luke
What the fuck does an alfalfa sprout look like?
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jfriedman17
Dude.
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Luke
I'm looking this up, I just see a plant, dude.
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jfriedman17
Look it up, man. You have a phone in your hand.
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wubb
It's like a plant.
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Luke
I'm looking it up.
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jfriedman17
Just look it up.
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Luke
It looks like lavenders.
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wubb
It does, kind of. We could, we could have images. Yeah, why do they call it that?
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jfriedman17
Isn't lavender like purple?
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Luke
Yeah, there's purples on it.
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wubb
No, there's purples on it, I guess.
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jfriedman17
Are alfalfas purple or are they white?
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wubb
Or maybe they grow purples.
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jfriedman17
Well, because the kid was white.
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Luke
Apparently.
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Luke
And then I see bean sprouts.
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wubb
I think they're, I think Google's confused right now, to be honest with you.
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jfriedman17
That's different.
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Luke
I think so too. Whatever.
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jfriedman17
Can you translate it to English?
00:09:03
Luke
It doesn't matter.
Trivia and Bets
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wubb
Doesn't matter.
00:09:06
Luke
All that matters is that Jack owes me $10 million dollars now.
00:09:09
jfriedman17
Why do I owe you $10 million? dollars You didn't pay out the last bet.
00:09:12
Luke
You didn't believe Al Falco was there.
00:09:15
jfriedman17
You didn't pay out the last bet. So why would I pay you?
00:09:18
Luke
What was the last bet?
00:09:20
jfriedman17
I don't think you want me to say it on air.
00:09:22
Luke
I don't know if I do, but I want to know.
00:09:27
jfriedman17
I'll text yet later um yeah you do you know Whoopi Goldberg was in that movie?
00:09:30
Luke
Can you write it in the chat?
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wubb
Little rascals.
00:09:39
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:09:41
Luke
Are you lying?
00:09:42
wubb
Is this a bit, or is this?
00:09:44
jfriedman17
No, I'm dead serious. I'll bet you $10 million. dollars
00:09:48
wubb
Oh God.
00:09:48
Luke
Okay, but you owe me ten million, so this is...
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jfriedman17
All right. but ah Okay. Okay. Look it up.
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Luke
Okay.
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wubb
She was.
00:09:55
jfriedman17
Bang.
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Luke
Shoot.
00:09:55
jfriedman17
You owe me $10 million. dollars Oh, that's right.
00:09:57
Luke
No, now we're even dingus.
00:09:58
wubb
So was, so was Reba McIntyre.
00:10:00
jfriedman17
Fuck.
00:10:01
wubb
Reba McIntyre was in that movie as well.
00:10:01
jfriedman17
Yeah. She was the sports car lady. She's she was the, the, the driver.
00:10:05
Luke
Who's Reba McIntyre?
00:10:08
wubb
She's like, she's like the ginger.
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jfriedman17
You don't know. re She's the ginger lady.
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Luke
Oh, is she in the Disney Halloween movie?
Movie Franchises: Halloween and Little Rascals
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jfriedman17
Probably.
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wubb
I think so.
00:10:14
jfriedman17
Is that a beetle? No, it's a,
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Luke
It's like Halloween Town.
00:10:20
wubb
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:20
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's what it is. Yep.
00:10:22
Luke
Beetlejuice.
00:10:22
jfriedman17
Oh, speaking of it, it is. Hey, yo, Pete.
00:10:28
wubb
Spell red.
00:10:28
jfriedman17
Spell red.
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Luke
I can't, the kids is, It's a carrot. It's a carrot.
00:10:38
wubb
It's a carrot.
00:10:39
jfriedman17
Pete, if you dig a six foot hole, how deep is it? Uh, I don't know. Probably like 20 feet.
00:10:50
wubb
ah but but ra
00:10:54
jfriedman17
Luke's dying. I don't know if you can hear it. um Oh there yeah There it is.
00:10:58
wubb
Oh my goodness, look at that spike in the audio.
00:11:00
jfriedman17
He's dying Yeah, but that spike kind of looks like an alfalfa.
00:11:01
Luke
Sorry.
00:11:06
wubb
ah little bit but What is happening?
00:11:08
Luke
Yeah. Oh, I do up.
00:11:10
jfriedman17
Oh Geez are you throwing up?
00:11:12
Luke
Yeah. Got real close there.
00:11:15
jfriedman17
To throwing up From what?
00:11:17
Luke
Yeah.
00:11:18
wubb
Are you sick or something? Why are you coughing like that?
00:11:21
jfriedman17
He's had this coffee for like a year
00:11:21
Luke
Now, just to just bronchitis still kind of screwing with me.
00:11:26
wubb
god dang oh
00:11:27
Luke
i I'm going to take my computer to get a paper towel.
00:11:27
jfriedman17
Anybody got time for that? I got that kindest. Uh-oh.
00:11:36
wubb
my god
00:11:38
Luke
nice
00:11:38
jfriedman17
Luke, you can't be doing all of this at once.
00:11:39
Luke
Nice.
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jfriedman17
It's insane.
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Luke
Doing what?
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jfriedman17
You're like coughing and throwing up and burping, which our guests or our people our listeners don't like to hear. and then
00:11:53
Luke
Yeah wait, I can add to it. Just give me one sec here, ready?
00:11:56
jfriedman17
I don't. Are you gonna blow your nose?
00:11:57
wubb
Luke, you are lookke you are so loud.
00:11:59
jfriedman17
Please don't.
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wubb
you are so loud
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jfriedman17
Please don't. Oh god.
00:12:04
wubb
Luke's audio is so loud.
00:12:04
jfriedman17
Just shoot me. Pick up a gun and shoot me in the face. I know.
00:12:09
wubb
It's insane.
00:12:11
wubb
That's gonna be so funny.
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Luke
Uh, sorry, although I just got to get farther away.
00:12:18
jfriedman17
You know there's a mute button on the fucking laptop, man. You can mute yourself. If you want, you can do it.
00:12:26
wubb
Oh my god.
00:12:27
Luke
Listen, listen, listen, the people tune in because we're the realest pod
00:12:35
jfriedman17
I have muted him. um So I think that, ah where were we? Halloweentown. Oh, i don't I can't unmute him.
00:12:46
jfriedman17
He has to unmute himself.
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Luke
Dude, you I got so scared, I thought my my my line cut out.
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jfriedman17
Halloweentown, I think.
00:12:53
jfriedman17
Yeah, no, i I said right after I said I muted you. um
00:12:59
jfriedman17
What other spooky season movies do you like?
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Luke
um Oh.
00:13:08
wubb
Then is the Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween or a Christmas movie?
00:13:08
Luke
I've never known.
00:13:12
jfriedman17
That's, uh, I think that's a spooky season movie, but you can't watch it until like at least mid-October.
00:13:17
wubb
It's like, oh, it's not.
00:13:23
wubb
That's fair.
00:13:23
jfriedman17
Like you can watch spooky season movies now, but that one has to wait until like maybe ah a week before Halloween or like the night before Christmas.
00:13:33
wubb
Mm.
00:13:35
Luke
yeah there
00:13:35
wubb
Those are good time frames.
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Luke
yeah
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wubb
That makes sense.
00:13:37
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:13:39
wubb
are there any other spooky movies that are good other than just like straight up horror movies yes great shout great shout remember the remember the uvula part
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Luke
um oo ah Yes, Monster House. Great one. Phenomenal.
00:13:52
jfriedman17
Oh wait, that that one used to give me nightmares, but I watch it all the time.
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Luke
i will
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Luke
I was too scared in the movie theater to finish it when when it came out.
00:14:02
jfriedman17
I get too scared to finish too sometimes.
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Luke
Yes, dude, the house had a uvula.
00:14:05
wubb
like Yeah, because it was like the guy's dead wife like haunted the house. That was crazy.
00:14:11
jfriedman17
know the dad The guy's dead wife was the house.
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Luke
Yeah. Holy.
00:14:15
wubb
Right. Oh my god.
00:14:16
Luke
What a plot.
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jfriedman17
she She was the entire house, and also he was a little grumpy. I feel like he had just something shoved up his butt the whole time.
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Luke
Probably the house with the floorboards.
00:14:27
jfriedman17
Or his dead wife.
00:14:28
wubb
you think ah Do you think the dead wife house pegged him or something?
00:14:32
jfriedman17
yeah Yeah, probably. Probably. Like he's like, I can't sit on any fucking chair.
00:14:40
wubb
He's like, the houses just fuck over them all the time, dude. Everything he sits on just like pokes him in the asshole.
00:14:48
jfriedman17
Do you know that, uh, today's actually Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve eveve vve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve
00:14:58
wubb
I think it's too many Eves.
00:15:04
Luke
please
00:15:17
wubb
Whoa.
00:15:18
Luke
but As you know, you're Jewish.
00:15:22
jfriedman17
That's a good point, I had to look it up.
00:15:23
wubb
How do you know?
00:15:24
jfriedman17
But.
00:15:26
Luke
You don't even celebrate.
00:15:31
jfriedman17
I'm really surprised you guys just let that go for all 90 Eves, but.
00:15:31
Luke
thank you
00:15:34
wubb
Was that 90?
00:15:35
Luke
Well,
00:15:37
jfriedman17
Yeah, it was kind of.
00:15:38
wubb
I thought you were looking at it like a calendar or something.
00:15:41
jfriedman17
No, what, do you think I was reading it?
00:15:43
wubb
I thought you were going deep into it.
00:15:45
jfriedman17
Me and my dyslexia were not too good. I'd lose, I'd lose count pretty quick.
00:15:49
Luke
Do you count 90 Eves?
00:15:52
jfriedman17
Yeah, out of my hands. okay
00:15:55
Luke
About 90 figures?
00:15:58
jfriedman17
Yeah, out of my 90 fingers.
00:16:01
Luke
Wait, is it actually 90 days?
00:16:02
jfriedman17
You are so stupid.
00:16:07
jfriedman17
Yeah, we're 90 days until Christmas.
00:16:11
wubb
Well, it's actually after Christmas.
00:16:11
jfriedman17
September 26th.
00:16:11
Luke
31... 61...
00:16:16
jfriedman17
Dude.
00:16:16
Luke
86... And then 87,
Holiday Countdown and Observations
00:16:21
Luke
88, 89.
00:16:22
jfriedman17
Oh, shit.
00:16:22
Luke
Wow. It's 90. Holy.
00:16:24
jfriedman17
When this episode is released, though, it's only gonna be Christmas, ev ve ve ve ve ve ve ve E, V,
00:16:30
wubb
yeah Okay, go okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:16:32
Luke
Wait, no, we're, are we going to release? We got released tonight.
00:16:38
jfriedman17
ah okay well, then it'll just stay the same.
00:16:40
Luke
Yeah. So we're good. Don't worry.
00:16:42
jfriedman17
Yeah, God dodged a bullet on that one.
00:16:44
Luke
Oh.
00:16:45
jfriedman17
I don't know if I had that in me.
00:16:48
Luke
89 would be hard to do because it's not in multiples of 10, you know?
00:16:53
jfriedman17
Or multiples of three.
00:16:57
wubb
Do you guys know that 17 is divisible by 51?
00:16:57
jfriedman17
That's how I counted about multiples of three.
00:17:00
Luke
No, 51 is divisible by 17.
00:17:02
jfriedman17
I just did three, so wait, no it's It's 41.
00:17:06
wubb
All right, the other way. No, it's 51. It's the other way.
00:17:09
jfriedman17
50, no it's not.
00:17:10
wubb
51 is divisible by 17.
00:17:13
jfriedman17
No it's not.
00:17:14
Luke
It's It's 51.
00:17:15
jfriedman17
17 times what? Three is 41.
00:17:18
Luke
E is 51. I'll bet you 10 million dollars.
00:17:27
wubb
Yeah. Cause it's the, yeah.
00:17:28
jfriedman17
Guys, it's been a long day.
00:17:29
wubb
Yeah. It looks right.
00:17:30
jfriedman17
I just counted out the Christmas Eves and I'm, I've done, I'm done with my math.
00:17:34
Luke
What's shocking though is that you could keep track of 90 Eves, but you couldn't keep track of three times 17.
00:17:35
jfriedman17
I've done enough.
00:17:40
wubb
Well, cause he has 90 fingers.
00:17:41
jfriedman17
Which is crazy because I split up the Eves and threes.
00:17:43
Luke
Oh.
00:17:44
jfriedman17
So I would have gotten a 51 Eves event.
00:17:46
Luke
Yeah, that's true.
00:17:48
jfriedman17
So that is a, it is a perplexing. Is that a word?
00:17:54
wubb
That is.
00:17:54
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:17:56
Luke
Yeah, good one. you Is that the word of the day and you're in your calendar?
Word of the Day and Celebrity Discussion
00:18:02
jfriedman17
No, my word of the day is a different word.
00:18:06
Luke
but and What might that be?
00:18:11
jfriedman17
I'll type it in i'll type it in the chat.
00:18:11
Luke
Eve?
00:18:14
Luke
Okay.
00:18:17
Luke
Oh, he's actually typing it.
00:18:18
wubb
Always typing it.
00:18:19
Luke
Oh my God, I can't wait. Oh, nice.
00:18:22
wubb
Nice.
00:18:23
jfriedman17
All right.
00:18:27
Luke
That's fitting for the Instagram.
00:18:28
jfriedman17
My word of the day is
00:18:29
Luke
and
00:18:31
jfriedman17
nepotism, also known as the N word in corporate life.
00:18:33
wubb
Yes.
00:18:34
Luke
Nice.
00:18:39
Luke
Dude, I was listening to an interview with Creed Bratton.
00:18:44
jfriedman17
huh
00:18:45
Luke
He was homeless for like, 20 years.
00:18:51
Luke
Isn't that nuts?
00:18:52
jfriedman17
Yeah, kind of, I mean, that's, that's really, uh, I have perspective determination to really play the part. I think in the show, he was definitely still homeless as well.
00:19:03
Luke
He was living at the set.
00:19:05
jfriedman17
he Dude, in the show, well also in the show, he was living on set at the end.
00:19:11
Luke
Yeah.
00:19:12
jfriedman17
you have like yeah they like yeah Anyway, what a great guy and he's a great guitar player.
00:19:13
Luke
Oh, I forgot about that point. What a great guy.
00:19:23
Luke
Yeah.
00:19:23
wubb
i to I had to look up who that was.
00:19:25
Luke
Dude. Creed, bro.
00:19:27
jfriedman17
That's okay. and
00:19:28
wubb
i didn't I didn't watch the office.
00:19:28
Luke
Creed.
00:19:29
jfriedman17
Well, this is why we have guests on the podcast to cater to all, all cultural, all all cultures to hit every, as as much demographic as
00:19:30
Luke
like
00:19:37
Luke
That's fair. Yeah.
Guest Diversity and TV Show Comparisons
00:19:42
jfriedman17
possible.
00:19:42
jfriedman17
That's why, cause we don't want to sit, we don't want to sit up here and just spew our own opinions. That's no fun. We need some, we need some outside opinions every now and then.
00:19:51
wubb
That's so real, I think parks and recreation is better than the office.
00:19:52
Luke
more
00:19:53
jfriedman17
All right. Uh, you're muted for the rest of the fucking, yeah.
00:19:55
Luke
You can stop that.
00:19:57
wubb
I apologize.
00:19:58
jfriedman17
I'm not, i' I'm just not gonna let him talk anymore.
00:19:59
Luke
But parks is great, but it's not better than the office.
00:20:00
jfriedman17
This is ridiculous.
00:20:01
wubb
I'm so sorry.
00:20:04
Luke
You haven't even watched the office.
00:20:06
wubb
I watched like the first two seasons and I gave up.
00:20:09
Luke
That's insane. That once you get past the first season, it should be just smooth sailing from there.
00:20:17
wubb
i wasn't I wasn't too invested I guess, I don't know. and I need my Leslie notes.
00:20:21
jfriedman17
when can When can I, when is it acceptable to watch Elf?
00:20:23
Luke
He's cool. I would say right now.
00:20:29
jfriedman17
i think I think September's way too early.
00:20:30
wubb
No, way too early. Like after, after Halloween.
00:20:35
jfriedman17
Do you think November 1st I can start watching Elf?
00:20:39
wubb
Yes.
00:20:40
Luke
Didn't say that, but but Home Depot is already getting out the six foot lawn saners.
00:20:45
jfriedman17
If I start hearing Christmas music in public spaces, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
00:20:50
wubb
i i can't I can't handle any wreaths.
00:20:50
Luke
well and
00:20:53
jfriedman17
They wonder why malls like aren't popular anymore. That's why.
00:20:58
Luke
No, no shot.
00:21:00
jfriedman17
You go into a mall and you hear Christmas music. It makes me want to go to the top of the mall and jump off the top of the mall. So I don't have to hear that shit ever again.
00:21:10
Luke
That's because you're Jewish, okay?
00:21:15
jfriedman17
How many times this episode are you going to mention that I'm Jewish? Just curious.
00:21:19
Luke
Well, I mean, stop bringing it up.
00:21:19
wubb
its a It's a very important factor.
00:21:24
Luke
It is.
00:21:28
wubb
The wide demographics need to know.
00:21:28
jfriedman17
I've said I've said I've said and over under and we'll see if you had it by the end of it. This is fucking insane.
00:21:35
Luke
What happens if I hit it?
00:21:37
jfriedman17
Then you owe me $10 million.
00:21:39
Luke
Okay, but if I don't hit it, you won't need $10 million. dollars And don't forget your $10 million dollars in the hole.
00:21:43
jfriedman17
That's right.
00:21:43
wubb
That's fair.
00:21:47
jfriedman17
No, I'm we're even.
00:21:48
wubb
You guys are even, yeah.
00:21:50
Luke
No, I made another bet with you. I can't remember what.
00:21:53
jfriedman17
There's no way no even our guest knows that that's not true.
00:21:56
wubb
No, you guys are even.
00:21:57
jfriedman17
We're even.
00:21:58
Luke
Audio listeners, go back, go clip it.
00:22:02
wubb
Go ahead and send it to us.
00:22:03
jfriedman17
Yo chat, chat clip that, chat clip it.
00:22:05
wubb
Jack, go back.
00:22:07
jfriedman17
Should we start doing live podcasts? I feel like that, that could be a thing.
00:22:11
Luke
That would be cool.
00:22:12
jfriedman17
I don't know how we, I don't know how we do it though.
00:22:12
Luke
yeah We would.
00:22:16
jfriedman17
Yo chat, if anyone knows how we do that, just ah let us know and then we'll maybe plan one. Thanks chat.
00:22:22
Luke
We just FaceTime and we live stream it. you
00:22:25
wubb
Or, or we, uh, or we stream like this on like YouTube.
00:22:33
jfriedman17
Yeah, but how do we get how do we get this audio like to you YouTube or Instagram?
00:22:41
Luke
I think we just live stream it.
00:22:42
wubb
I think if you record it, then it's like, you know, like screen capture the recording.
00:22:49
jfriedman17
Someone who's good at tech needs to figure
Listener Reviews and Episode Count
00:22:52
jfriedman17
that out.
00:22:52
wubb
Yeah.
00:22:52
Luke
We can figure this out, we can figure this out.
00:22:54
wubb
Chat, let us know in the comment section.
00:22:58
Luke
I don't think we have a comment section anywhere.
00:22:59
wubb
How the fuck we do that shit?
00:23:05
jfriedman17
Dude, you should look, dude, I'm not, hold on. I'm pulling up our Apple podcast reviews right now. Just to see, cause we've asked, we've asked a bunch of people to do reviews.
00:23:12
Luke
Do we have reviews?
00:23:14
wubb
That's a good segment.
00:23:16
jfriedman17
I don't know if we've, uh, let's go to show. I don't know if we've gotten any.
00:23:19
Luke
Are we Cinco Estreas?
00:23:23
jfriedman17
Let me look, we are. Five stars, we have five ratings.
00:23:28
Luke
Let's go, baby.
00:23:28
jfriedman17
um I'll go first, or I'll read the first one. this This rating was made five, or a year ago, sorry. And the you can't click into the ratings, but it says these are the two sexiest and most, and then it's just dot, dot, dot.
00:23:46
jfriedman17
And then underneath that, it says the title says it all, but you can't read the whole title, which is weird. Okay. D. Fogie a year ago commented, uh, five stars, uh, headed waste has been my savior these past few weeks.
00:24:02
jfriedman17
It makes my commute to and from work so much better and keeps me in a good mood after a long day. While not kid friendly, who cares? Jack and Luke are great at speaking their minds and not being afraid to be real.
00:24:14
Luke
i
00:24:16
jfriedman17
They also have a great cast of special guests. Thank you. Headed waste.
00:24:21
wubb
Wow.
00:24:23
jfriedman17
That's pretty beautiful right there.
00:24:24
Luke
That really is. Thank you loyal listeners. We don't know who you are, D-Foggy, but we appreciate you.
00:24:31
jfriedman17
Yeah, and here's another, just one more. This is from Jay Fried Malalalalala. It says, unlike anything I've ever heard, these two men find a way to destroy my brain cells. With that being said, I'm laughing every second I listen to this.
00:24:49
jfriedman17
These guys have found a gap in the podcast market and are executing. Terrific.
00:24:54
Luke
Wow. It's these, it's the fans like you, Jay Fried and the fogey that really make this, this podcast possible.
00:25:02
jfriedman17
No, it's not, it's not Jay Fried. Jay Fried Malalala.
00:25:07
Luke
Yeah, I was just, I was just shortening it. Cause that was a mouthful, you know, you were like be talking and then you kind of like you stroke out in the middle of it.
00:25:11
jfriedman17
Oh, for sure. um
00:25:24
jfriedman17
No.
00:25:31
Luke
Okay, I'm gonna go kill myself.
00:25:31
jfriedman17
a
00:25:35
jfriedman17
but
00:25:36
wubb
That was my projection of it.
00:25:39
jfriedman17
okay
00:25:39
wubb
Oh no.
00:25:39
Luke
That's cool guys, that's cool, that's cool.
00:25:41
jfriedman17
so to answer you know i'll I'll answer that honestly.
00:25:41
Luke
myy they um
00:25:44
jfriedman17
um I would say that ah this podcast is brought to you by Gatorade. What can you put in your kid? Lemon flavored. Proud sponsor of Headed Whis. So yeah, that's that's probably what I think on that topic.
00:26:04
Luke
um Jack, I have unfortunate news.
00:26:08
jfriedman17
If you have bad news, send it to John Breaks Bad News and have him call me and tell me the bad news. I don't want you to tell me right now.
00:26:18
Luke
But I mean it to be on the podcast.
00:26:22
jfriedman17
You know who John Breaks Bad News is?
00:26:22
Luke
The punk. I do.
00:26:25
wubb
a great guy
00:26:25
jfriedman17
Okay. Just, just making sure.
00:26:27
Luke
He breaks bad news to unsuspecting folk.
00:26:29
jfriedman17
Okay. Well, Luke, do your segment of Luke breaks bad news.
00:26:33
Luke
Okay, um so you know how we thought we were on episode 26?
00:26:39
wubb
no
00:26:40
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:26:41
Luke
Well, it turns out that we're actually only on episode 25.
00:26:48
jfriedman17
That's actually not true.
00:26:51
Luke
That's true.
00:26:52
wubb
He's a great guy.
00:26:52
jfriedman17
Uh,
00:26:57
Luke
If you look at the number of episodes on Apple,
00:26:58
jfriedman17
oh My god This is episode 25, holy shit, how did I get it so wrong?
00:27:02
Luke
It says 24. And you know what's funnier than 24?
00:27:10
Luke
This is
00:27:10
wubb
Oh.
00:27:19
Luke
episode 35. And you know what?
00:27:22
jfriedman17
I
00:27:22
Luke
I think we are funnier than episode 24 so far.
00:27:25
jfriedman17
I would agree, I think 24 was our get back in the groove, and this is...
00:27:31
Luke
This is we're grooving, you know? We're we're we're white hot.
00:27:35
jfriedman17
let's groove tonight mr pertato and perfect fun you Does the Pope shit in the woods?
00:27:39
Luke
ah Nice. um Did you prepare a segment for today?
00:27:51
jfriedman17
Do bears touch little kids?
00:27:54
Luke
Both of those are true, even in reverse.
00:27:54
jfriedman17
What do you think?
00:27:57
jfriedman17
That's right.
00:27:58
Luke
the wood shit in the Pope and the little kid steps.
00:28:02
wubb
Oh my goodness.
00:28:07
jfriedman17
and That took me, that I just got that right now.
00:28:10
Luke
Yeah, I i took you along the path and then I i cut to the left.
00:28:10
jfriedman17
That took me, a but that was great, that was good.
00:28:16
jfriedman17
Yeah, yeah, um great. um Yeah, I do, do you have a segment for prepared?
00:28:23
Luke
Of course I do.
00:28:26
jfriedman17
Okay, great. does a kid does Do little kids touch the Pope?
00:28:39
jfriedman17
Okay, okay.
00:28:40
wubb
Oh my goodness.
00:28:42
Luke
yeah I kind of liked it when you went first.
00:28:42
jfriedman17
ah Last week I went first, so I'll let you go first this time.
00:28:47
Luke
I'm not gonna lie.
00:28:49
jfriedman17
Perfect, all right. ah ah it's your so It's your segment, so you should probably do the ad read. um
00:28:57
Luke
We just didn't ad read.
00:28:59
jfriedman17
Yeah, I know, but that was for the intro. Now we have to do our other ad read.
00:29:02
Luke
Okay.
00:29:02
wubb
yeah do the you gotta do this on You gotta do the entry.
00:29:03
Luke
Okay. you're Ready?
00:29:04
jfriedman17
Should we just, should we just group them all together? Nah, well, nevermind.
00:29:09
wubb
That's how Joe Rogan does it.
Creative Ad Reads and Sponsored Segments
00:29:11
jfriedman17
Yeah, but Joe Rogan can suck my nuts.
00:29:11
Luke
Let's play 15 straight minutes of ads.
00:29:15
jfriedman17
Oh, that's actually such a, for one of our episodes, we should do that. That'd be really funny.
00:29:21
Luke
That would be awesome. book out of the oh Yeah.
00:29:22
jfriedman17
I'm just, I'll just open up YouTube and just search up 15 minutes of ads and we'll just play.
00:29:28
Luke
Great idea.
00:29:28
wubb
or or you guys at the beginning you guys just go back and forth reading ads and like they start off more serious and then like later on they just there's like my companies that don't exist and you do that for like 14 minutes.
00:29:40
Luke
Oh, that's a good idea.
00:29:41
jfriedman17
That's pretty good. Yeah.
00:29:43
Luke
I'm going to have to get creative though. That's going to, I mean, some time to brainstorm.
00:29:46
jfriedman17
I would take a lot of planning too, but I think we could do it.
00:29:48
wubb
It's gonna be a jot down thing.
00:29:49
jfriedman17
That's not a bad idea. We'll probably do that next episode, but but we shouldn't tell anyone that's listening because then they'd be like, they'd see it coming.
00:29:53
wubb
That's a good idea.
00:29:55
Luke
Yeah.
00:29:59
wubb
That's so true. Right, it needs to be like, come out of nowhere.
00:30:02
jfriedman17
So, right.
00:30:05
Luke
Yeah.
00:30:05
jfriedman17
And Luke, this week we'll just write some stuff and then that's how we'll start next week's episode.
00:30:05
Luke
Yeah.
00:30:11
Luke
did the Okay.
00:30:14
jfriedman17
you Yeah, all right.
00:30:19
Luke
So are we...
00:30:19
jfriedman17
Anyway, your ad read, your segment, and then we'll go into mine.
00:30:24
Luke
Okay. um This segment, oh no, it's my segment. Luke Love's list is brought to you by Clorox. It's the best bleach you could put in the fridge.
00:30:40
Luke
Clorox.
00:30:43
Luke
Okay, it's time for Luke Love Smith.
00:30:45
jfriedman17
Is that, is that like a, hold on. Is that a new, is it a new thing? I've never seen Clorox in the fridge ever.
00:30:56
Luke
Um, you don't like to drink bell bleach?
00:30:59
wubb
No, yeah, it sounded like a bleached, yeah, I thought.
00:31:02
jfriedman17
Oh, it's, I'd know. I don't, I don't drink it cold.
00:31:07
wubb
Uh, a warm bleached dude?
00:31:07
Luke
Oh, you're like one of those people who keeps Gatorade in the garage, like not even in the white people fridge.
00:31:08
jfriedman17
I,
00:31:15
wubb
Yeah.
00:31:16
jfriedman17
No, no, that's not it. I um ah recently got a Stanley cup and it keeps, I'm able to keep drinks warm like for four hours.
00:31:23
wubb
Mm.
00:31:24
Luke
Yeah.
00:31:28
jfriedman17
So I usually ah boil it first and then just throw it in there.
00:31:32
wubb
Oh, that's good too. I better try that out.
00:31:34
jfriedman17
Yeah, you should, you should.
00:31:34
wubb
I'm gonna try that out.
00:31:36
jfriedman17
And it helps if you put a little bit of creamer in, um just kind of takes away the sharpness of the drink, but I mean, teach their own, obviously.
00:31:45
wubb
ah Yeah, for sure.
00:31:47
Luke
You boil the bleach?
00:31:50
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:31:51
wubb
Yeah, because then you can like,
00:31:52
Luke
I think that would kill everybody in the house.
00:31:56
wubb
no it's like it's like so it's like a it's like a steam it's like a steam machine yeah no you know like when you get sick no you don't get sick and then you get you like you get like a like a hot ah you you like cover something over your head your head and then you like inhale that steam from like a soup or something you know clear of the sinuses
00:31:59
jfriedman17
I have the fan running, dude.
00:32:00
Luke
He's stealing the house with bleach.
00:32:01
jfriedman17
I'm not just letting it...
00:32:04
jfriedman17
I have the fan running. I'm not just letting it go everywhere. Who do you think I am?
00:32:08
Luke
Oh, it opens what this is.
00:32:19
jfriedman17
soup
00:32:20
Luke
You cover your head with soup when you're sick?
00:32:23
jfriedman17
good soup.
00:32:24
wubb
use
00:32:27
wubb
But you would hail the fumes, you know, it like it makes you feel better. It's like Vicks. It's like a natural Vicks.
00:32:33
Luke
Oh, it's like bleach, but Vapo bleach.
00:32:33
jfriedman17
yep
00:32:35
wubb
Exactly. And then you just, you do that for a couple minutes and you're on the floor.
00:32:36
jfriedman17
right
00:32:38
Luke
Okay. Yeah. Um, chat. Can you guys test this out and let me know how it goes?
00:32:45
Luke
no Well, we'll come back to you next week on that.
00:32:49
wubb
Yeah, we'll get chat responses.
00:32:49
Luke
Um,
Playground Games Draft
00:32:51
wubb
Post on the Instagram. Mods, can we start a poll on the Instagram, please?
00:32:57
jfriedman17
Well, that's a good idea. um
00:33:00
Luke
okay.
00:33:01
Luke
Luke love list. Um, today we are going to draft elementary school playground games.
00:33:09
wubb
o
00:33:12
wubb
um got okay
00:33:12
Luke
again I need to prepare my spreadsheet.
00:33:13
jfriedman17
Okay. You're going to actually post this one because you didn't post last week's.
00:33:21
Luke
I'm gonna pose last week's first because you're still like so stupid. um But anyway, you drafted ships Ahoy in a ship's draft.
00:33:29
jfriedman17
Where the fuck did that come from?
00:33:32
wubb
Mmm.
00:33:35
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's chips.
00:33:37
wubb
Okay.
00:33:38
Luke
Not ships.
00:33:40
wubb
It's in the name.
00:33:42
jfriedman17
See? See?
00:33:42
Luke
well one you will You won't be invited back if you agree with that here.
00:33:43
jfriedman17
He gets it. He gets it.
00:33:49
wubb
i sorry i did The proof's in the pudding, man.
00:33:49
jfriedman17
Don't threaten our special guest.
00:33:53
wubb
I don't know.
00:33:53
jfriedman17
and It's in the fucking name. That's all I gotta say.
00:33:57
Luke
Chippahoy are cookies. They are cookies. The chips are chocolate chips.
00:34:06
jfriedman17
Dude, make your case however you want, make it to whomever you want, don't matter though.
00:34:06
Luke
They're not chips.
00:34:11
Luke
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
00:34:13
jfriedman17
What?
00:34:19
jfriedman17
Speaking of which, but while you just generate this, I'd like to read a segment out of this book I'm reading, um titled Relapse Prevention.
00:34:31
jfriedman17
as done in the final As done in the treatment of other anxiety disorders, ah relapse prevention should be built into the final sessions of cognitive therapy for panic.
00:34:42
jfriedman17
The therapist must ensure that the client realizes the occasional panic attacks will occur, that unexpected physical sensations may occur from time to time, and that anxiety is actually a normal part of life.
00:34:44
wubb
Thank you.
00:34:47
Luke
yeah
00:34:57
jfriedman17
What, are you typing right now? What are you typing?
00:35:04
wubb
Uh.
00:35:04
jfriedman17
ah In addition, significant reduction in the client's fear of fear can improve the chance of reduced relapse and recurrence of panic.
00:35:06
Luke
There we go. A random number.
00:35:18
wubb
Two.
00:35:18
Luke
Well, pick a number one through three.
00:35:20
jfriedman17
Pick three. Pick number three, my lord.
00:35:23
Luke
It was one. Luke goes first.
00:35:25
wubb
God damn it.
00:35:26
jfriedman17
Yeah, wait, I didn't get to pick.
00:35:28
Luke
You said three. three Well, sucks to shut.
00:35:29
jfriedman17
No, you've told him to pick and I told him to pick three. Dude, this is so, this is so rigged.
00:35:40
jfriedman17
Okay, whatever.
00:35:40
Luke
Right. Um, so it goes Luke, Webb, Jack snake.
00:35:45
jfriedman17
Can you repeat the category?
00:35:47
Luke
elementary school playground games okay I'm gonna go with for the first booooooooooodoo ah the first pick in the headed least draft is tag thank you thank you laughing like he didn't pick chips the fucking boy in a chips draft
00:35:50
jfriedman17
Thank you.
00:36:05
wubb
Good pick.
00:36:11
jfriedman17
Oh, what a terrible pick. What a horrible pick.
00:36:18
jfriedman17
Tag.
00:36:18
wubb
ah by and am by two am i Am I up now?
00:36:20
Luke
Yeah, you're too, you're too.
00:36:22
wubb
ah For the first pick of playground games, I'm going to go dodgeball.
00:36:28
Luke
That's, yep, that.
00:36:29
jfriedman17
You played that on the playground?
00:36:30
Luke
I was thinking about that.
00:36:31
jfriedman17
Isn't that a gymnasium game?
00:36:34
Luke
You can do either.
00:36:34
wubb
No. what you can do there.
00:36:36
jfriedman17
Alright, I guess.
00:36:39
Luke
You can't, you can't argue against Dodgeball.
00:36:40
jfriedman17
Is it... I was curious, I was curious, that's all.
00:36:46
Luke
Hey.
00:36:46
jfriedman17
You're getting mad at me about chips not being chips, but it's whatever. um I'm gonna pick, I'm going to pick um football.
00:36:51
Luke
Chips ahoy. Okay, you can't say chips and leave it at chips.
00:37:02
jfriedman17
two Two hand touch.
00:37:03
wubb
Okay.
00:37:04
Luke
Touch, touch football, touch football.
00:37:06
jfriedman17
Touch football.
00:37:06
Luke
All right, you got two.
00:37:09
jfriedman17
I am going to follow that up with Foursquare.
00:37:14
Luke
Fuck.
00:37:14
wubb
Wow. Fuck.
00:37:17
Luke
That was my next pick.
00:37:19
jfriedman17
Yeah, snake draft really bit you, didn't it?
00:37:22
Luke
It did. It did.
00:37:23
jfriedman17
Yeah. Oh, it's only fair.
00:37:28
wubb
ah For my second pick, I'm going to go with Capture the Flag.
00:37:28
Luke
All right.
00:37:32
jfriedman17
That is a terrific pick.
00:37:32
Luke
Dude, that is.
00:37:34
wubb
It's the best game.
00:37:35
jfriedman17
Well done. That was good.
00:37:36
Luke
All right. I'm going to go with a knockout.
00:37:43
wubb
Fuck you, I was just writing that down.
00:37:44
Luke
And then after that,
00:37:45
wubb
yeah
00:37:46
jfriedman17
You're writing things down?
00:37:48
wubb
I got, I'm dumb. I gotta to keep a track of what I'm picking.
00:37:50
jfriedman17
Like, oh my god. There's a dedication over here.
00:37:53
Luke
After that, I'm gonna go with a handball.
00:37:57
wubb
Okay.
00:37:58
jfriedman17
Is that, uh, what, oh, is that on the wall?
00:38:01
Luke
Yeah.
00:38:02
jfriedman17
Okay. Um, okay.
00:38:05
wubb
Uh, okay. All right. ah For my third pick, what did you, would you pick twice or do I pick twice?
00:38:12
Luke
ah You've picked, I've picked three times, this is your third.
00:38:16
wubb
Okay. My third, I'm going to go with groundies.
00:38:19
jfriedman17
What did you say?
00:38:20
Luke
Is that like a Canadian thing?
00:38:22
wubb
No, no, no, it's like, uh, it's like, uh, you're all in like the, the jungle gym and there's one guy who's it. And then every time the guy who's it gets on the jungle gym, he has to close his eyes and he has to try to tag somebody and everyone jumps up.
00:38:33
wubb
The jungle gym is on the ground, like not on the play set and he calls groundies. Then you're out and you have to be the next person.
00:38:39
jfriedman17
So it's like Floors Lava.
00:38:39
Luke
I gotcha.
00:38:41
wubb
Yeah. It's kind of like forest lava, but different for children.
00:38:43
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:38:44
Luke
But different, but slightly different.
00:38:44
jfriedman17
um Sure, same, same, but different.
00:38:49
wubb
Same.
00:38:51
Luke
Same thing but different. Oh god. Okay Jack, you got two here.
00:38:57
jfriedman17
I'm gonna go next, I'm gonna go, oh fuck, I know what it is. Can I describe it to you and you guys can help me out or no?
00:39:05
Luke
Yeah, that's fine.
00:39:07
jfriedman17
it's It was like a version of like red light, green light, but it had the word shark in the name.
00:39:14
wubb
Sharks and minnows.
00:39:15
Luke
Sharks and Minnows.
00:39:16
jfriedman17
Sharks and minnows, that's what it is, taking that.
00:39:22
Luke
Okay.
00:39:22
jfriedman17
Uh-huh, and then this is my fourth pick now.
00:39:25
Luke
Yep.
00:39:28
jfriedman17
I'm going to take kickball.
00:39:33
wubb
Damn it.
00:39:34
Luke
Ooh, okay, okay.
00:39:35
wubb
ah
00:39:37
Luke
And Wubbs got fourth here.
00:39:39
wubb
Okay. Um, you're gonna have to tell me this counts. This is more of a gym game. I don't know.
00:39:45
Luke
Okay.
00:39:46
wubb
It's a, it's called tape tag.
00:39:50
Luke
Tape tag, I don't know if I've heard of that.
00:39:51
wubb
And so it's more of a gymnasium thing. It's the one you're in like a basketball court, right? You know, there's lines or like, you know, like a gym has like the volleyball lines plus the, uh, the basketball lines, like all over the court.
00:40:02
jfriedman17
Sure.
00:40:03
wubb
and it's tag but you have to stay on the lines.
00:40:08
Luke
I mean, i I'll let you take it. Sure.
00:40:11
wubb
Can I take that?
00:40:11
jfriedman17
I will happily let you take that.
00:40:13
wubb
Can I take that?
00:40:13
jfriedman17
Yeah, you take it.
00:40:13
wubb
Okay, I'm picking that one.
00:40:14
Luke
it
00:40:14
jfriedman17
Take it all you want. That's perfect.
00:40:16
wubb
am i Am I missing a game? Is that why you guys are letting me take this?
00:40:19
jfriedman17
No, no, it's just, a it's like it's like when you tell a joke and you have to explain why it's funny.
00:40:20
wubb
Am I getting bamboozled?
00:40:24
wubb
Are you guys fucking with me right now?
00:40:25
jfriedman17
on no
00:40:27
Luke
yeah the But that was a really good explanation from Jack.
00:40:30
wubb
Is that what this show is? just
00:40:32
jfriedman17
No, no, no. Yeah, that's exactly what it was.
00:40:36
wubb
I don't know.
00:40:40
Luke
All right, all right, boys.
00:40:42
jfriedman17
Alright.
00:40:42
Luke
Hide and seek.
00:40:43
wubb
Fuck! I just thought of that one! Oh my god!
00:40:50
Luke
yes
00:40:50
wubb
This show is discrimination right now.
00:40:50
Luke
and I'm going to close out with a solid safety pick here and just go with swings.
00:40:58
jfriedman17
Is that a game?
00:40:59
wubb
I count. You know it does, it does.
00:41:01
jfriedman17
Yeah, I don't know if that counts.
00:41:01
Luke
I mean, I'll take them now.
00:41:02
jfriedman17
That's not a game, man.
00:41:03
wubb
If you give me tape tag, it counts.
00:41:04
jfriedman17
i could say I could say monkey bars, like that's not a game.
00:41:04
Luke
I'll take them now.
00:41:07
Luke
I mean, I think you could do that, but I'll pick something else. That's fine.
00:41:14
Luke
For the last pick in the draft. boooooo you you Oh yeah.
00:41:18
jfriedman17
It's your last pick, buddy.
00:41:24
Luke
Whoops. Um, I'm going to go with, uh, fuck dude. What do I do here?
00:41:36
Luke
oh Wait, let me think let me think um Rock climbing You know those those little rock walls that all the playgrounds not
00:41:48
wubb
What the fuck is that dude?
00:41:50
jfriedman17
whatever yeah yeah it's like a it's like when you go it's like when you go to a playground and they have swings you know it's uh
00:41:54
wubb
All the playgrounds have rock walls.
00:42:01
Luke
but
00:42:03
wubb
Oh my goodness.
00:42:05
Luke
Okay. Okay. Sorry. Uh, this is, this is really hard. You're putting me on the spot. I thought swings was going to be like, I was going to mail it in with swings, you know,
00:42:18
jfriedman17
That's fine.
00:42:18
wubb
i Can I change my fourth pick, dude?
00:42:19
jfriedman17
You can and take your fucking note down.
00:42:20
Luke
get what last pick Marco Polo.
00:42:24
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:42:24
wubb
Okay.
00:42:24
jfriedman17
Thank you.
00:42:25
wubb
Okay.
00:42:25
jfriedman17
That's sure.
00:42:25
Luke
Yup.
00:42:27
jfriedman17
It's close kind of, but that's usually a pool game. It's good enough.
00:42:31
Luke
You can do that in the non pool.
00:42:32
wubb
It counts. It counts.
00:42:36
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:42:37
wubb
You're telling me I can't change my my fourth pick?
00:42:40
jfriedman17
No, it's not. of I didn't know that the Broncos could go back and draft someone who's not.
00:42:42
Luke
a
00:42:42
wubb
That worked. All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:42:45
jfriedman17
Oh, Nick.
00:42:48
Luke
Do you have a, do you have a pick in mind?
00:42:50
wubb
Yeah, dude.
00:42:52
Luke
What you got?
00:42:54
wubb
Simon says Ah What a pick Elite gain I used to be the go to gaga ball
00:42:56
Luke
Okay. Yeah, that's actually, that's not bad.
00:42:57
jfriedman17
and Yeah, there you go.
00:43:01
Luke
Damn. Okay. Jack, what are you going to hit us with?
00:43:06
jfriedman17
um I'm gonna go with and it's not a super popular game, but I'm gonna go with Gaga ball.
00:43:14
jfriedman17
See, at least someone knows what it is. Perfect.
00:43:16
Luke
What's part at all?
00:43:18
jfriedman17
You're in like a pit. You're in like a, an octagon, basically. And like, you just try to, it's any of the kickball and you try to hit it but other people's legs.
00:43:25
Luke
Oh.
00:43:26
wubb
You hit it with your hands, you try to hit their legs, yeah.
00:43:27
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:43:28
Luke
Is that the thing they would do at Kent in that big wooden octagon?
00:43:32
wubb
Yeah.
00:43:32
jfriedman17
Yep. That's what it was.
00:43:34
wubb
That's it.
00:43:34
jfriedman17
I'm going to take that.
00:43:34
Luke
Fuck.
00:43:34
wubb
That's Gaga ball.
00:43:36
jfriedman17
So that's it.
00:43:38
Luke
Dude, we missed Hacky Sack.
00:43:39
wubb
Fuck Haggis. You know what's crazy is that I, first of all, I can't believe tag fell that low, to be honest with you.
00:43:41
jfriedman17
Hacky sex not a game. It's not a playground game. That's a that's a I'm I'm that's an I'm in college and smoke a lot of weed game Tag was the first pick
00:43:45
Luke
That's a pretty gone game.
00:43:54
Luke
No, Taffy was my first pick of A quick time in Zeke.
00:43:56
wubb
but what's What's the one, Luke, what did you pick after I fucked up with tape tag? What did you pick after that? Hide and seek. That fell to four is nuts.
00:44:08
wubb
And then I was the one I want to change tape tag for, for the viewers, for the listeners, just letting you know.
00:44:08
Luke
Yeah, that's
00:44:14
jfriedman17
It doesn't count, but yeah.
00:44:14
wubb
I might've, it doesn't count, but I want to goofed up at the fourth pick. I could have gotten freeze tag.
00:44:20
jfriedman17
See, I was going to take that, but I didn't know if loop was going to yell at me because he picked tag.
00:44:23
Luke
I don't know.
00:44:24
wubb
It's different. It's totally different.
00:44:26
Luke
I think, I think you get that under tag.
00:44:27
wubb
it
00:44:31
jfriedman17
Yeah, that's what I kind of thought.
00:44:31
wubb
No, no the whole dynamic of the game changes after it's freeze that because you gotta it adds the element of unfreezing your ear That's a Yeah, that's like
00:44:36
jfriedman17
That's is true. It's not.
00:44:40
jfriedman17
Oh, no one said cheese touch either.
00:44:43
Luke
That's, that's a diary of a Wimpy kid, dude. That doesn't count.
00:44:46
jfriedman17
No, we had cheese touch at Lenski.
00:44:51
Luke
Yeah, because of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
00:44:54
jfriedman17
I don't care.
00:44:54
Luke
And we just, we just told the kids that we hated that they had the cheese.
00:44:58
jfriedman17
Dude, I had cheese touch from like third grade to eighth grade. That's why no woman ever talked to me.
00:45:06
jfriedman17
Because they were scared to get the cheese touch.
00:45:09
Luke
Jack, I hate to break it to you, buddy.
00:45:13
jfriedman17
What?
00:45:15
Luke
I don't think that was a game.
00:45:18
jfriedman17
And it's time for Jack's segment.
00:45:21
wubb
All right.
00:45:23
jfriedman17
Let's go. um
00:45:26
Luke
Woo! We bring the boom!
00:45:28
jfriedman17
a um This one's not going to be as like comedic and funny, but I think it's it's it's on par with the podcast.
Sympathy Segment: Who Do We Feel Sorry For?
00:45:40
jfriedman17
um and And this is a similar situation to what I usually do for my, I have a list of people, um but this is now a list of people that I feel sorry for.
00:45:55
Luke
Okay. Okay.
00:45:56
wubb
Okay.
00:45:56
jfriedman17
um we're it's It's almost the exact opposite. but it's It's actually the same, but in a different manner, I guess.
00:46:03
Luke
It's like, it's like you took your last segment and you just flipped it upside down.
00:46:09
wubb
Yeah.
00:46:10
jfriedman17
Kind of, yeah.
00:46:10
wubb
It's like, it's like tag.
00:46:11
jfriedman17
You put the sticks upside down, it's a nine now.
00:46:13
wubb
It's like tag and freeze tag.
00:46:15
jfriedman17
That's what it is. It's like Chips and Chips Ahoy.
00:46:17
Luke
I don't know about that.
00:46:18
wubb
Like chips, chips, the whole way.
00:46:19
jfriedman17
it's no This podcast is not yet sponsored by Law's Whiskey.
00:46:19
Luke
It's no, okay. Let's not get carried away here.
00:46:29
jfriedman17
Ralphie's Reserve. Drink it up.
00:46:34
wubb
not we'll try to get that we'll try to get that ah push forward
00:46:34
Luke
We're still in the litigation phase, ah so we'll have an update soon.
00:46:40
jfriedman17
ah
00:46:43
jfriedman17
Anyway, um, uh, yeah, yeah, here we go. Um, starting off anyone in Florida for a few reasons.
00:46:54
jfriedman17
Uh, one, you have the Jacksonville Jaguars and two, your home probably won't be a home pretty soon. Um, and I donated,
00:47:03
Luke
And three, they have two at Tagovailoa.
00:47:07
wubb
Oh.
00:47:08
jfriedman17
That's right. I have donated, uh, a ah few dollars to the red cross this week, just so you know, give my support and hope that, you know, no one, no one, well, it wasn't me.
00:47:18
wubb
Good guy, Jack. Good guy, Jack.
00:47:21
jfriedman17
It was the podcast LLC that did it, but, uh, we were just, we're just hoping everyone out there is, uh, uh, staying as safe as possible.
00:47:22
wubb
Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Good guy, podcast.
00:47:30
jfriedman17
I know Luke is actually going to be affected by this storm as well. So, um, yeah.
00:47:35
Luke
I'm in the hurricane right now. I'm in the middle of Helene.
00:47:39
wubb
Hmm.
00:47:41
jfriedman17
It's Helen, but yeah.
00:47:43
Luke
There's a knee at the end of it though.
00:47:46
jfriedman17
Well, maybe the Southerners pronounce it Helene.
00:47:49
Luke
Wait, I'm going to, I'm going to have Google pronounce this.
00:47:50
jfriedman17
um
00:47:53
jfriedman17
Okay.
00:47:53
wubb
I just want to throw in there that Florida, it might it's not it might be bad, but it's not all bad. yeah The Florida Panthers are pretty good.
00:48:02
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:48:02
Luke
That's true.
00:48:02
wubb
You got the Florida Panthers.
00:48:03
jfriedman17
That actually, wow. That's pretty crazy. You said that because it brought me right into my next segment, or my next person on my list, which was Drew Doughty.
00:48:06
Luke
That did.
00:48:09
wubb
Oh, great.
00:48:14
wubb
Yeah, that was rough.
00:48:14
jfriedman17
I don't know if you saw that. He Yeah, he's a preseason game definitely out for a very long time.
00:48:17
wubb
He's definitely out for the season.
00:48:22
wubb
At his age, you don't know if he's coming back.
00:48:23
jfriedman17
Just because he would caught a bad edge. Yeah, I don't need it. Yeah, he might retire now. Anyway, um,
00:48:28
wubb
I would.
00:48:29
jfriedman17
Yep, and Kings fans because that was like the only good player on their team.
00:48:34
wubb
Yeah, you got aging, Anze Kopitar, and then Quentin Byfield.
00:48:34
jfriedman17
um
00:48:38
jfriedman17
Yep, Quentin Byfield is gonna start the rebuild.
00:48:38
wubb
That's about it.
00:48:41
jfriedman17
So talk about a window being cemented shut, boarded shut more than the windows in Florida.
00:48:41
wubb
Yep. Good luck. Good luck to you, Kings fans. Yep.
00:48:49
jfriedman17
um Sorry, Kings fans.
00:48:52
wubb
Sorry, Kings fans.
00:48:53
jfriedman17
Next, I would like to um feel sorry for, All the guys in the tire repair shops who just patch tires and don't get paid for it because those are complimentary services ah That would be my next person on the list It's tough to like Well, if you're and if you go to a discount tire, they patch it for free So i'm sure they get paid for it.
00:49:11
wubb
That's a good one. I didn't know they didn't get compensated for that.
00:49:18
wubb
Right.
00:49:19
jfriedman17
But like there's actually no transaction happening.
00:49:20
wubb
Right. They make hourly.
00:49:22
jfriedman17
Yeah So that's that's another one um
00:49:23
wubb
Yeah.
00:49:24
Luke
Yeah.
00:49:26
wubb
Shout out, just got tired.
00:49:29
jfriedman17
shout out discount tire for all your discounts on tires ah and free services.
00:49:33
wubb
Other things. Yes.
00:49:35
jfriedman17
oh Next, I would like to ah feel a little bit bad for ah all the policemen.
00:49:37
Luke
Right.
00:49:45
jfriedman17
I think we've gotten past that politics. All the policemen out there just putting their lives on the line for the the the the good the greater good of America. um Cause I feel like they just catch a bad rap, man.
00:50:00
jfriedman17
I don't know. That's all I gotta say on that.
00:50:03
Luke
non-political politics, you know, just in the truth.
00:50:03
jfriedman17
And then finally, yeah, it's not political.
00:50:04
wubb
This is non, just yeah, non political podcast.
00:50:05
jfriedman17
I just.
00:50:08
jfriedman17
And finally, I feel bad for everyone who has never in their entire lives, ever for any reason, ever at all in their entire lives, ever.
00:50:25
wubb
That all.
00:50:27
jfriedman17
taking a sip of Ralphie's Reserve Whiskey because it's just, it I really do feel bad for them.
00:50:28
wubb
Wow.
00:50:34
wubb
baffles me hello can I uh...
00:50:35
jfriedman17
Hi, missh Mish. Mish came in to say hello.
00:50:38
Luke
Hello.
00:50:39
jfriedman17
Hello. Oh, there she is.
00:50:41
Luke
Oh my gosh.
00:50:43
jfriedman17
Oh, and she's running away. ah But yeah, that's the last person on my list. I think that um I feel really bad for all those people. ah But that, again, is no politics involved, really.
00:50:55
jfriedman17
I just, it's...
00:50:57
wubb
can I throw a bone in this pig? can I throw a bone in this pig?
00:50:59
Luke
Please.
00:51:00
jfriedman17
Can you what? I don't know if that's a saying, but yeah.
00:51:03
wubb
um Uh, well, any, uh, I feel immensely sorry for, uh, anyone who drafted Christian McCaffrey in their fantasy league.
00:51:15
jfriedman17
Oh, what a great, what a great follow up.
00:51:15
Luke
Oh, yep.
00:51:18
wubb
I, I did. I got first robot pick. I don't know much about football, but I heard that he catches balls and runs with balls quite often.
00:51:26
Luke
He does. he He does do those things.
00:51:27
jfriedman17
He does a lot of things with balls.
00:51:27
wubb
and He does those things and, uh, he's a master ball handler.
00:51:29
jfriedman17
Yeah.
00:51:30
Luke
He's a master baller.
00:51:33
wubb
no matter what it is. So I just want to give my condolences to those out there who drafted Christian McCaffrey in the first round with first overall pick like I did.
00:51:39
jfriedman17
But yeah, no, that's a great one.
00:51:40
Luke
Yes.
00:51:41
jfriedman17
Actually.
00:51:41
Luke
Agreed.
00:51:42
jfriedman17
Um. Luke, do you have any anyone you'd like to add to this list that you feel sorry for?
00:51:47
Luke
Yeah, I would like to give my condolences to Jack's fantasy team this week because it's going up against mine and it's not going to be pretty.
00:51:58
Luke
So um just looking out for Jack's fantasy team.
00:52:04
wubb
That's beautiful.
00:52:05
Luke
Thank you.
00:52:05
jfriedman17
Terrific. ah Next week, we'll have a follow up segment where we actually hear from someone who is sad
Vehicle Talk and Sports Excitement
00:52:13
jfriedman17
and depressed. And that will be Luke's fantasy team.
00:52:16
jfriedman17
um
00:52:16
Luke
Well, I think we've heard from three sad and depressed people already this week.
00:52:21
jfriedman17
Yeah, no, I know. But that will be a specific segment where we bring someone in for that purpose.
00:52:24
Luke
Oh, okay.
00:52:27
jfriedman17
And it'll just be you again.
00:52:27
Luke
Yeah. I wouldn't get too hasty on that.
00:52:32
jfriedman17
I wouldn't get to shut the fuck up.
00:52:33
wubb
Bye baby!
00:52:36
jfriedman17
Oh, sorry.
00:52:36
wubb
Bye baby!
00:52:36
jfriedman17
Family friendly.
00:52:41
jfriedman17
Oh, you know what that means. It's time for our headed wheezed closing seven minutes and 12 seconds. yeah
00:52:52
Luke
Wait, can I go grab a beer?
00:52:55
jfriedman17
We have eight minutes or seven minutes and you're going to grab a beer.
00:52:59
Luke
Should I grab two beers?
00:53:00
jfriedman17
No, go go go go do it.
00:53:01
wubb
what ah what ah what if we what if we just make What if we just make this an hour and a half and just chill, you know?
00:53:02
jfriedman17
All right, go do it.
00:53:05
jfriedman17
Oh, I wish, but I have dinner to eat and people to meet and faces to eat.
00:53:12
Luke
Speed to Smeep?
00:53:13
jfriedman17
um
00:53:14
wubb
Tish meat, tish meat.
00:53:16
Luke
Smeep?
00:53:18
wubb
Face the tish meat.
00:53:21
wubb
What have you guys been up to? I've just been chillin'.
00:53:24
jfriedman17
um What do you mean? Oh, I got a new vehicle.
00:53:29
wubb
Oh, nice. What kind of vehicle?
00:53:30
jfriedman17
Yeah, Saturday. I'll send you a picture of her. She's she's she's she's a keeper.
00:53:36
wubb
She's a pute.
00:53:36
jfriedman17
she That's what I think. Yeah, it's tough because i have I have more female vehicles in my life than females. But hey, you know, you win some, you lose some.
00:53:46
wubb
Welcome to the club.
00:53:48
Luke
That's true.
00:53:51
Luke
In most cases, you lose a lot.
00:53:51
jfriedman17
And that's right. You win some, you lose a ton. I think that's what it's actually called.
00:53:58
wubb
Yeah.
00:53:58
Luke
Yeah, yeah. Good yeah modification there.
00:54:00
wubb
Yeah.
00:54:04
jfriedman17
But a little piece of advice, a little piece of advice to everyone out there who is selling their old car, go to Carvana because it'll give you like too much money.
00:54:04
wubb
I don't know why that wasn't the main thing.
00:54:18
jfriedman17
So I found that out. Like that business model is, I don't understand it at all, but, uh, I happily took their finances.
00:54:24
wubb
o that is it That is a a nice whip there That's a nice whip there Dude what the dude the do the logo light popping out from the bottom of the door goes hard as hell That's
00:54:26
jfriedman17
Um, yeah.
00:54:29
Luke
I'm going to go to Carbone right now.
00:54:32
jfriedman17
Dude, put in put in your you have to put in your VIN number and shit, but put it in there and just see what they'll give you for a car right now. It's insane. ah
00:54:41
Luke
I don't know.
00:54:46
jfriedman17
Yeah, I've really liked that little tiny feature. it's It does it on the passenger side door too.
00:54:50
wubb
awesome
00:54:52
jfriedman17
But um yeah, she's beautiful.
00:54:54
wubb
shit but yeah
00:54:57
Luke
Wait, it's telling me to put my car's license plate in. How does it know?
00:55:02
jfriedman17
And your license plate's registered with the state.
00:55:05
Luke
Yeah, but how does it know, like, my mileage and stuff?
00:55:08
jfriedman17
It doesn't know your mileage, but it knows the make and model and then you have to put the mileage in yourself.
00:55:13
Luke
Oh, oh
00:55:15
jfriedman17
But anyways, I was, I, so I got the car and I, they were like, do you want to trade in your old car?
00:55:16
Luke
the
00:55:20
jfriedman17
And I was like, yeah. And they offered me.
00:55:23
Luke
oh!
00:55:26
jfriedman17
Let's just use ah we'll use fake numbers just so no finances are discussed here. They offered me ah nine potato chips.
00:55:37
jfriedman17
And I said, I don't know that's weird. I got offered 13 chips Ahoy somewhere else.
00:55:43
Luke
shit i would go Shut the fuck up.
00:55:43
jfriedman17
And then and they and they said, ah I don't think you're gonna get 13 chips Ahoy there. And I said, Okay, that's fine. Like whatever. I'm gonna go do it anyway.
00:55:55
jfriedman17
And then I went and did it and I actually did get all 13 chips, ahoy, which is great.
00:55:57
wubb
That's awesome.
00:55:59
jfriedman17
Terrific. So go to Carvana if you're selling your car. They, and the car that I just sold them is like reselling for like, I don't know, 10 poker chips.
00:56:12
wubb
Oh.
00:56:13
jfriedman17
And I don't know how they're making money. It's just, it's mind blowing, but whatever.
00:56:19
wubb
Who knows?
00:56:20
jfriedman17
Who knows? I'm not a businessman.
00:56:21
Luke
Guys, you see?
00:56:22
jfriedman17
I'm just a podcaster.
00:56:23
wubb
Oh god.
00:56:24
Luke
If my car was parked in a parking lot and somebody, when I wasn't even in the parking lot, backed into my car, does that count as an accident?
00:56:34
jfriedman17
Did you use insurance?
00:56:37
Luke
ah They used insurance.
00:56:39
jfriedman17
Did you though?
00:56:40
wubb
Yeah.
00:56:40
Luke
No.
00:56:42
jfriedman17
I would say then it's not, I'd say it's not an accident then.
00:56:42
Luke
They picked up everything.
00:56:44
wubb
then yeah then probably not then
00:56:46
Luke
Okay. I'm gonna say no.
00:56:48
jfriedman17
In the eyes of the Lord. Dude, you okay, wait, we have three minutes left.
00:56:50
wubb
I
00:56:52
jfriedman17
Luke, do this once this is over. um I will say there's a football game going on right now. What's the score?
00:56:59
wubb
have no idea what
00:56:59
Luke
Zero to three giants.
00:57:02
jfriedman17
Wow, what a, what a terrific Thursday night football game.
00:57:03
wubb
a
00:57:07
jfriedman17
My favorite.
00:57:08
wubb
great game this is it gonna be
00:57:09
jfriedman17
What a great game. I just can't wait for hockey to be back.
00:57:12
wubb
I need hockeys in my veins injected into me, anally.
00:57:13
jfriedman17
That's...
00:57:16
jfriedman17
I know.
00:57:17
wubb
I need it bad, anally.
00:57:17
jfriedman17
Anally put it with a needle too. Just shove it in.
00:57:20
wubb
Yep, everything.
00:57:20
Luke
Ooh.
00:57:21
wubb
Preseason hockey blows. I need real hockey.
00:57:24
jfriedman17
I'm just ready for the real shoot, the real deal. Callum Ritchie. I don't know if you, well, you're not an abs fan, nevermind.
00:57:29
wubb
I'm gonna ask you.
00:57:31
jfriedman17
I'm sorry.
00:57:32
wubb
Who'd you get?
00:57:33
jfriedman17
The Rockies, the Rockies are a win away from not having a hundred loot last season.
00:57:37
wubb
Uh... Amazing.
00:57:38
Luke
have you seen the chart of the playoff chances through the season in the Rockies is just zero the entire season it's still funny as hell dude
00:57:45
jfriedman17
Yeah. And it's just, it was zero for the Rockies the entire time. I mean, it's not a real chart, but yeah.
00:57:54
jfriedman17
I know it's hilarious because everyone knows. It probably started at like half a percent.
00:57:58
wubb
Everyone knows.
00:58:00
jfriedman17
And then just after game one, just went down.
00:58:05
Luke
awesome there's somebody posted like that I don't know the fucking Diamondbacks playoff chances or so the Pirates or something and there's like looks like some mountains and then somebody commented the Rockies it pretty is pretty good shout you know it's hard to explain over audio not dude
00:58:06
jfriedman17
Yep.
00:58:21
jfriedman17
Shouts.
00:58:24
wubb
Shout.
00:58:27
jfriedman17
I can't wait till next week when we're on the pod and we can talk about the Broncos latest win and my fantasy team's latest win. I just, I, it's going to be a good, it's going to be a good little segment. It's going to be called catching up with Jack's football fantasy football and home football team brought to you by.
00:58:38
Luke
You're gonna be doubly upset.
00:58:44
Luke
You're gonna be upset squared.
00:58:45
jfriedman17
It's brought to you by Dick's.
00:58:48
wubb
Let's go Jets.
00:58:50
Luke
Is dicks sporting goods or just dicks?
00:58:54
jfriedman17
It's just Dick's just brought to you by Dick Dick's everywhere.
00:58:56
Luke
Okay.
00:58:59
jfriedman17
Take stickies.
00:58:59
jfriedman17
Who who gives a fuck?
00:58:59
Luke
Um...
00:59:00
Luke
Why the Jets?
00:59:03
wubb
ah
00:59:03
jfriedman17
Cause that's who the Broncos are playing.
00:59:04
wubb
Let's go Jets.
00:59:05
Luke
oh Dude, wub, eat a piece of poop from the toilet.
00:59:11
wubb
You
Podcast Closing Remarks
00:59:12
wubb
know what?
00:59:12
jfriedman17
And say your goodbyes.
00:59:12
wubb
I won't do that.
00:59:13
jfriedman17
It's actually time to say your goodbyes.
00:59:14
wubb
I won't do that, Luke.
00:59:15
jfriedman17
Say it right now on that note. Say your goodbye right now.
00:59:17
Luke
Whoo.
00:59:18
wubb
Me?
00:59:18
jfriedman17
Wub. Yeah.
00:59:19
wubb
Oh.
00:59:20
Luke
Whoo!
00:59:21
wubb
Weasters, it was a pleasure being with you for another 59 and 25 seconds right now. 59 minutes, 27 seconds right now. ah I love this show so much.
00:59:30
jfriedman17
It's taking so much time.
00:59:36
wubb
And I'm excited to be back.
00:59:38
jfriedman17
Bang. Luke, go.
00:59:40
Luke
Okay, ah thanks for tuning in. Again, ah love the loyal chat. You make our jobs so great. i I'll be dead next week from Hurricane Helene.
00:59:47
wubb
Thanks, Jed.
00:59:53
jfriedman17
Love you guys. Have a good week. Until next time on Headed Wiest. Brought to you not yet by laws whiskey. Bye.