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Jack Friedman: And now, a Headed Wiest production.
Jack Friedman: Cracker Cat at?
Jack Friedman: welcome in to a 2025 edition week.
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it really doesn't.
Luke: yeah
wubb: Never gets old. Never gets old.
Jack Friedman: Wow.
Luke: I like the new addition to the intro.
Jack Friedman: It.
wubb: Was that, yeah, was that live?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it was you like that.
wubb: Dude, that sounded really good. ah Yeah.
Jack Friedman: I actually surprised myself there with that one.
wubb: Yeah.
wubb: Dude, it was so, like, crystal clear and everything.
Luke: is not
Luke: Are you using mic right now, professionals?
Jack Friedman: Well, yeah, we have we have so we have some upgrades. It's been a while, and I'd like to be the first to apologize to all of our dedicated listeners that it has been so long.
wubb: Oh, shit.
Jack Friedman: um We've been making upgrades literally around the entire world. in terms of podcasts, we've been upgrading sound, we've been updating, upgrading content, and we actually even upgraded Luke.
Jack Friedman: And now he's a new person.
Luke: Was it was bad about the preview?
Jack Friedman: So we want to welcome special guest, Luke. Thank you for joining us today.
wubb: Thank you, Luke.
Jack Friedman: been I, hosting Headed Wiest here, 2025 edition.
wubb: Of course.
Jack Friedman: Welcome to the show.
wubb: Welcome, Luke.
Jack Friedman: ah Yeah, we're really, really happy that you guys are here.
Luke: What the heck?
Jack Friedman: ah did Did you not tell him?
wubb: Did you not... I thought you were going to tell Did you not get the email?
Jack Friedman: I wasn't going to tell him.
wubb: I thought you sent him the email.
Jack Friedman: I thought...
Luke: What was wrong with Luke?
wubb: they See, this is why... We've got to be more on top of this.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that's...
wubb: guy I thought we were going to get this done.
Jack Friedman: i think that I think this is your fault. Yeah, I know.
wubb: this is this my fault?
Jack Friedman: think it's yours. I thought i thought you were going to tell him.
wubb: I thought it was to be like a group collective, like we, you know, send them the memo and then you CC me.
Jack Friedman: My job.
Luke: Guys, I'm right here.
Jack Friedman: Well, this is...
wubb: This is so weird. Oh, God, it's awkward.
Jack Friedman: Awkward.
wubb: Awkward. thank God.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I just forgot we said that. We'll deal with it later.
wubb: Yeah, we'll figure that out.
Jack Friedman: um Welcome. Yeah, welcome to Headed Wiest. oh Jeez, that is brutal.
wubb: Oh, God.
Jack Friedman: Oh, God.
wubb: What a terrible way to start this.
Jack Friedman: Anyway, um
Luke: I'm why am I even here?
Jack Friedman: i think we should go to some more, let's go to a brighter topic, something. Let's just move along. Let's move past it. I think everyone, we can agree to move past that.
wubb: ah Yeah, we can...
Luke: That's easy for you to say.
wubb: I think this has to be an off-camera conversation.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: don't think we want to be doing this.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, don't do this in front of the kids.
Luke: is going to be my worst episode ever.
wubb: in front of the kids.
Jack Friedman: Not in front of the kids,
wubb: God damn it, Jack.
Jack Friedman: luke
wubb: thought we threw him off.
Jack Friedman: No, it's okay. he He can battle through. And if he can't, if he can't he's only proving our point.
Luke: i have the yips.
Luke: That is as fucking mean.
wubb: The yips became too consistent. Now it's...
Jack Friedman: I know, yeah.
wubb: from
Luke: God damn it, guys. yeah I need new friends.
Jack Friedman: All jokes aside, welcome to Edwise. myself, I can't speak for you guys. I am very happy to be back. um it's It's been maybe two or three minutes since we've recorded an epi, and it's good to be here.
Luke: I think it might have been like four, if I'm being honest.
wubb: It was around, let's just say four and a half.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: Let's say four and a
Luke: i'm I'm good at the math part, you know.
Jack Friedman: That is your forte.
Luke: That's right.
Jack Friedman: here Your will forte.
wubb: You're the math guy. You're the math guy.
Luke: yeah
wubb: Whoa.
wubb: You're the last man on earth.
Jack Friedman: Bang. is that Is that... He was in that show?
wubb: He was the guy.
Luke: and
wubb: Yeah. He was the last man on earth.
Jack Friedman: Was there a woman in that show? There hadn't been.
wubb: Yeah. She's the, it's the lady who has like the really high pitched voice and sounds like a toddler.
Luke: She was also in SNL, I think.
Jack Friedman: Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. um
wubb: I forget her name.
Luke: She kind of looks like a toddler too.
Jack Friedman: Oh, jeez.
wubb: A little bit, yeah.
Luke: Like a 40 year old toddler.
wubb: A grown toddler.
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Anna Faris?
Luke: No.
wubb: christian kristin schar shal Kristen toddler.
Luke: Christian Shaw.
Jack Friedman: Who's that?
wubb: s c h a a l
Luke: Yeah. Yeah. Right. did Come on. 40 year old toddler. i was.
wubb: fouryear old other
Luke: but a
wubb: Yeah, that'll be on the Instagram ah and the instagram story.
Jack Friedman: Hmm.
wubb: Christian Schall. We'll headshot Christian Schall.
Luke: Good idea.
Jack Friedman: That's a good idea. Yeah.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: This is why we hired you as producer.
wubb: Yep.
Jack Friedman: Yep. Executive intern producer. um Anyway, so the premise of this is that they're the last two people on Earth, or there are more women and he's just the last man?
wubb: I think it was he he woke up and some like virus killed everyone. And then he was alive still somehow. I don't really know how, but then he was alive and then he thought he was last one on earth.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
wubb: And he, cause he drove around to like every state in the United States and didn't find anybody. And he's like, damn. um And then he was, think he was going to kill himself. And then he was like, oh there's like a smoke plume in the distance. And then she was there.
wubb: And then, and then there was, there were the last two on earth.
Jack Friedman: What was she cooking?
Jack Friedman: What was she cooking?
Luke: I believe contrary to the title, he finds more people on earth.
wubb: Probably beans.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but if he finds more women, then that's it's not contrary, contradictory.
Luke: No, he finds men as well.
wubb: I think there's other dudes in there.
Jack Friedman: So you're telling me they made a show called The Last Man on Earth, and he is in fact not the last man on Earth?
Luke: That's correct. Yes.
wubb: Yes. Yeah.
Luke: But if you think about it, you know, there's only so much you can do with the premise of the last man on earth.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: you know
wubb: Cause like what, it's going to be like a solo series the whole time.
Jack Friedman: like that's kind of I feel like that's kind of like why it's impressive and fun to watch because like you've created so many things for this last man to do.
Luke: You know,
Luke: but but can you, can you do that? I don't know.
Jack Friedman: du it's like Seinfeld.
Luke: I'm not creative.
Jack Friedman: It's the same thing. It's a show about doing nothing.
wubb: It's not.
Jack Friedman: there's what's What's the...
wubb: It's a show about nothing.
Jack Friedman: It's a show about nothing.
wubb: and But like that's just Bear Grylls, you know.
Luke: my
Jack Friedman: I like Bear Grylls.
Luke: and He drinks his pee. That's something.
wubb: He did drink his piss. Do you know like that show is like fake?
Jack Friedman: I did know that, but and he actually did he actually drink his pee?
Luke: Yeah, I did.
wubb: I think he actually did for the bit.
Luke: Yeah. Oh, but they could have totally something.
wubb: It's here's some lemonade. Put it in this snake. Because he pissed into a snake skin. Like he killed a snake.
Jack Friedman: Could you...
Luke: But we didn't see the direct shot of him peeing in the snake.
wubb: like
wubb: That is correct. They did not show us his cock and balls peeing into the snake.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but also, like, what if but if, like, the production crew's like, dude, we'll just give you some water.
Luke: Right.
Jack Friedman: And he's like, no, i want to.
Luke: He might, you never know.
Jack Friedman: and then And then, like, he's just always drinking his own pee.
wubb: But there's also absolutely no chance that Bear Grylls hasn't drank his own piss before. So like maybe he was like, I can do it again.
Luke: haven't done
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I mean, everyone does it at least once, right?
Luke: it.
wubb: Well, don't think my stream is powerful enough to get all into my mouth.
Jack Friedman: But.
Luke: Well, no, you'd probably like cup your hands and you know, like exactly
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: Oh, like, like drinking fresh water out of a creek.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that's exactly. That's yes. Yes. But don't you can't mix it with anything. It's just got to be.
wubb: Straight piss.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: straight pee because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Jack Friedman: Mm hmm.
Jack Friedman: Good one, Luke.
wubb: Good one.
Luke: Thank you.
Jack Friedman: Good one.
Luke: Patches of hoodlahan.
Jack Friedman: Patches. Oh, Lynn.
Luke: You know, I've met two people in the past year that have never seen that movie.
Jack Friedman: Why are you hanging out with 14-year-olds?
wubb: That's a set.
Luke: The sad part is they're older than 14. 24 24? Question mark?
wubb: Oh.
Jack Friedman: How old?
Luke: Do you shut your mouth? in one four question mark
Jack Friedman: Wow, that's pretty old for you, Luke.
Luke: do you here
Jack Friedman: but What? I don't know what talking about.
Luke: That's outrageous. 25.
wubb: You know what's funnier than 24? Oh,
Jack Friedman: ready
wubb: a
Luke: Nice. takes.
wubb: ah guys, we're so back.
Jack Friedman: a um
Luke: Right.
wubb: We're so back.
Luke: that's all that
Jack Friedman: Well, it's the thing is, is like, it's good to be back.
wubb: is
Jack Friedman: And but we had to wait until we had something to talk about. Because if you think about it, ever since our last episode, there's really not been anything to talk about.
Luke: right
wubb: What did we talk about last episode? Was I even on the last episode?
Jack Friedman: ah
Jack Friedman: I don't know. All I know is that in the first five months of 2025, there's been absolutely zero things to talk about.
Luke: I
wubb: Yeah, like the world's been pretty like boring, like nothing's been going on anywhere.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it's like like we we still have the same Pope who still are completely at peace around the world.
wubb: Yeah.
wubb: Yeah, it's it's just like nothing going on.
Jack Friedman: would
wubb: So it would have been like we were doing it for the listener because it's like, what were we going to talk about?
Jack Friedman: have been really... Yeah, it would have been really boring.
Luke: That's right.
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. We only like to provide content that's entertaining. And that's kind of what I'm getting at.
wubb: Of course.
Jack Friedman: um And also, ah just think that we're not, I don't like to get political. And a lot of the a lot of the who's done it since and ifs, ands, or buts have been political for the past five months.
Jack Friedman: So, um yeah.
wubb: lot of butts have been political. That's been pretty tough.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. Uh-huh.
Luke: Really?
wubb: Thank you.
Luke: good
Jack Friedman: The ands, too.
wubb: The ands have also been very political. It's like, you guys should shut up.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
Luke: if sand's been but
Jack Friedman: Right. But now we're able to really come on here and talk about the the good stuff.
wubb: That's been tough.
Jack Friedman: Diddy's trial started last week, and I heard that there were actually three children on the jury.
Luke: really
Jack Friedman: so Which is interesting to me, because you feel like there's got to be some bias there, right?
wubb: Well, it's it's isn't it supposed to be a jury of his peers?
Jack Friedman: Is Diddy a ah ah child? Are children Diddy's peers?
wubb: He associates himself.
Jack Friedman: I guess he does associate with them for business purposes.
Jack Friedman: this Do you think he's able to write that off?
wubb: That's a tough one to write off.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I feel like that would be tough.
wubb: and we wait Yeah, that's a saying.
Luke: He's between a pickle and a hard wall, you know?
Jack Friedman: I'd like you to try that again.
Luke: He's between a rock and a pickle.
Jack Friedman: He's in a pickle.
Luke: He's in a pickle and he's
Jack Friedman: Where is the pickle that he's in?
Luke: between a rock and a hard wall.
wubb: In a rock.
Jack Friedman: A hard wall?
Luke: Yeah, a hard wall, like a brick wall, a solid wall. And there's a rock and he's pinned.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: He's got 127 hours himself out of there.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
wubb: That's basically what the Diddy trial is.
Jack Friedman: i think he might be stuck between a rock and a my crotch right now.
Luke: You got something.
wubb: But doesn't he has enough baby oil to get out of that fucking thing, dude.
Jack Friedman: That's true.
Luke: Oh, dude, you're so right.
Jack Friedman: i don't think he's that stuck then.
wubb: He could wiggle his way out of there for sure.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: Oh my God. Do you do that could have prevented 127 hours?
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Do you think pickle juice is a euphemism?
Luke: ah in one way
wubb: i think if you I think you just kind of made it one.
Jack Friedman: Well, I'm just saying like in general, like i was at a bar last week, when it was two weeks ago, and they had like pickle juice shots. Is that, is that, wait, what just happened?
wubb: I don't know. It sounded like he fell.
Jack Friedman: Luke, Luke, are you okay?
wubb: Did he fall?
Luke: I was just um ah just drinking a drink.
wubb: Oh, he cracked open a beer.
Jack Friedman: Oh, that, okay. Dude, it sounded like your chair just split in half.
wubb: Yeah, it sounds like you fell on the floor.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: it's like It sounded like you fell on the tiled floor and, like, smacked both your hands on the ground.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it sounded a bit...
Luke: i could well I don't have a towel in here. i can do on wood.
wubb: oh
Luke: I'm an expert at with wood.
wubb: You're wood expert?
Luke: I'm a wood expert.
wubb: Are you a carpenter?
Luke: Yes.
Jack Friedman: Oh, yes.
Luke: What were you saying, Jack, about pickle juice?
Jack Friedman: ah Oh, yeah, i was at a bar last... Maybe it was two weeks ago.
wubb: oh
Jack Friedman: It was whenever... don't even remember where I was. um But they had pickle juice shots, and I'm wondering if that's like... You know, like ah well or if it's like pickle juice.
Luke: Well, think about this. Do you remember when you spilled pickle juice in my basement?
Jack Friedman: No.
Luke: I sure do.
Luke: because
wubb: Oh, he smelled like pickles down there.
Jack Friedman: Based on this conversation, that kind of scares me.
Luke: No, it was real pickle juice.
wubb: Oh, man.
Jack Friedman: as i Oh, it was actual pickle juice? Okay.
Luke: It was the big jug. You know the big fucking thing of Vlasic pickles?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, were they whole dills or were they sliced?
Luke: Yeah, they were whole pickles. Whole dills.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
wubb: um man
Luke: And I would drink the pickle juice. So you ate the last pickle and I was like, I'm to give me that juice. And then I said it somewhere and it got knocked over.
Luke: I'm
Jack Friedman: Luke, you're really not helping yourself here.
wubb: ah
Luke: a pickle juice, Stan. What can I say? What do you like pickle juice?
wubb: I can't say ah I love it, but I also, I usually only eat like the bread and butter pickles and they have all those little like seeds in there and you can't be drinking that.
Luke: Oh, do
Jack Friedman: The what? You, the what pickles?
wubb: The bread and butter pickles, the chips, like the little chips.
Luke: Nice.
wubb: See, that was a good one.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: I thought mine was pretty good.
wubb: That was a good one.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it was for an amateur.
Luke: Listen, bread and butter pickles are the worst pickles
wubb: Dude, no. Have you ever had them on like a Cubano?
Luke: Yeah, but I don't want my Cubano to be sweet. I want a dill pickle or a spicy pickle, you know?
wubb: They're a little zesty. They got a little zest to them.
Luke: But they're sugary.
wubb: Not sweet. like They are kind of sugary, I guess. You can't like eat them out of the jar, but like if you mix and match them with shit, dude.
Luke: Let me tell you, I like to eat the pickle fresh out the jar.
wubb: You're a raw pickle guy?
Luke: I raw dog the pickles.
wubb: God, ah you're an animal.
Luke: I've seen Jack around.
wubb: I think he's pleading the fifth.
Luke: Jack, can you comment?
Jack Friedman: Um, no.
Luke: Come on. Back me up here.
Jack Friedman: I honestly just tuned out because I was thinking of something else.
Luke: What were you thinking of?
Jack Friedman: I'm thinking of, uh, you you will get there.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: for the later segment.
Jack Friedman: it's my It's my segment for the week.
wubb: Just the later segment.
Jack Friedman: And I was thinking about how I wanted to present it um and the right way to present it. And then um i yeah tuned out and then I came back and I heard Rod Dog to Pickle.
Jack Friedman: And then I thought, maybe I shouldn't comment on this.
Luke: Well, you were the one raw-dogging the pickle. so
Jack Friedman: Oh.
Luke: Do you remember when I raw-dogged your grandma's pickle?
Jack Friedman: Can we just not?
wubb: Oh.
Luke: No, I'm serious. I'm serious. Your grandma has a very spicy pickle.
Jack Friedman: I'm... Yes. she She does.
Luke: And Jack told me it was spicy, and I was like... There's no way it's that spicy.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
Luke: And so i I ate it. I ate it raw. And it was spiciest pickle I've ever had in my life.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, dude, those pickles have some fucking kick to them.
Luke: it was like It was like I ate a habanero pepper. It was like the like she did something to those pickles. I don't know what she did, but she it was like I ate a pepper straight.
Jack Friedman: Yep, they're quite spicy.
Luke: Good pickle, though. That's a pickle I will always happily raw, dog.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I agree. Great pickle.
Luke: Mm hmm.
Jack Friedman: Yep.
Luke: Anyway.
Jack Friedman: Any, any who? Um, yeah.
Luke: oh I have a story.
Jack Friedman: Ooh.
wubb: I'm ready for it.
Jack Friedman: Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.
Luke: Okay, guys, I have a mouse in my house.
Jack Friedman: Oh, God.
Luke: And i didn't want to kill the mouse in my house.
Jack Friedman: you give Did you give it a cookie?
Luke: I gave it a cookie and it won't fucking leave, dude. It won't fucking leave.
Jack Friedman: Okay, i have ah i have ah I have a solution.
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: If you want it to leave, all you need to do is give it a glass of milk.
wubb: It always works.
Jack Friedman: It works every time.
Luke: Is that the solution?
Jack Friedman: Yep, without a doubt.
wubb: yeah
Luke: So i need to I need to leave a glass of milk. How do I... I've never seen the mouse, so how do I know it's tall enough to drink from the glass?
wubb: well you
Jack Friedman: Well, I guess you could.
wubb: like Are you saying that like he hasn't asked for a glass of milk yet?
Luke: No.
wubb: Because when you give him...
Jack Friedman: Well, that's that's the issue.
Luke: This mouse in my house, he just poops and then leaves.
Jack Friedman: He's. right
wubb: Well, if you
Jack Friedman: He's probably a little shy.
wubb: if you gave him a cookie, then he's going to ask for milk. So maybe he didn't like the initial cookie.
Luke: Oh, and he's pooping to to make a point.
wubb: Right, and he's like, fuck your cookie.
Jack Friedman: Give me give me some milk.
Luke: Well, let me tell you, I gave him a rat poison.
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Oh, geez.
Luke: It's...
wubb: That'll make you shit for sure.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I don't know.
Luke: bull here He went in the trap. He went in where the rat poison is. He didn't need it. He looked at it dead in the eye, pooped all around it, and left.
Jack Friedman: That's just a sign of dominance, and I kind of love it.
Luke: He knows.
wubb: Yeah,
Luke: he but Yeah. He's trying to big dick me.
Jack Friedman: ah Yeah, it sounds like that.
wubb: he disassembled your trap.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it sounds like that rat's a homie.
Luke: No, I guess I need to give him milk. What if I put rat poison in the milk?
Jack Friedman: Well, maybe instead of milk, you just he's just bring them home some cookout.
Luke: That could work.
wubb: Yeah, give him like a rib or something.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, or quesadilla.
Luke: Ooh, baby back ribs, quesadilla, chicken quesadilla.
Jack Friedman: I'd hit most of the major kinds of food. just in You don't want piss them off, right?
wubb: Like tacos.
Jack Friedman: You get a little taco, maybe a little dumpling action.
Luke: Oh yeah. Cause it's 2025. He might be sensitive.
Jack Friedman: you want to hit like a shawarma.
wubb: Maybe like a Euro.
Luke: Ooh, I like those things.
Jack Friedman: The Euro, like that. What about, ah I was going to say pasta.
wubb: Like a pizza maybe, like a slice. Give him like a cheese slice.
Jack Friedman: I think it's easier for him to eat pasta.
Luke: He's had pizza and pasta. I know he has.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: Mm.
Jack Friedman: I don't
wubb: What other food groups are there? guess you could try to give him a vegetable, but he'd probably just shit more.
Jack Friedman: know, like a ah hamburger maybe?
Luke: I don't think he wants the vegetables. I tried to get him cheese by putting it in a trap, and he got the cheese out of the trap without triggering the trap.
Jack Friedman: Does it upset you that you're losing to a mouse?
Luke: It does. It really fucking does. Because I've tried all the solutions. There's no more solutions. What do I do? I tried the traps. I tried the poison. I tried rat repellent. I tried it all.
Jack Friedman: I got it. I figured it out. Okay. And this is... want preface this.
Jack Friedman: This strategy is solely based on... what I think would work best and not based on any experiences I've had before.
Luke: Okay. Yes.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: Sure.
Jack Friedman: So you take this rat, you send, is it a he or she?
wubb: That's very important.
Luke: a he.
wubb: You're assuming? You
Luke: I'm assuming.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. I don't know if you can do that.
wubb: can't do that anymore.
Luke: Well, here's the thing. Based off of his actions towards me, I think it's a he. Because if it was a she, I think she'd be more polite. She might not be pooping so much. And also, girls don't poop, so it's definitely Okay.
Jack Friedman: Okay, you got me there.
wubb: That's so real.
Jack Friedman: um Yep. Okay, good. So we've established that it's a he. um And if you didn't know it was a he, it's probably got a tiny ween. So, if you want to take care of this problem, you invite him out to dinner. Okay.
Luke: Hmm.
Jack Friedman: yeah a You split, I don't know, maybe a chicken parm and a glass of wine. And then...
Jack Friedman: No, sorry, let me rephrase this You take him out to dinner to a French restaurant, okay?
Luke: A French gerant.
Jack Friedman: Yes, a French-sturant. You go and you get a little steak frites, maybe. You get him really in love with the atmosphere of this French restaurant.
Luke: Ooh.
Jack Friedman: And then at the end of the meal, you say, hey, I want you to meet someone. You take him back to meet the chef, okay?
Luke: Oh, Chef Linguini.
Jack Friedman: Well, it's just any chef, really. It doesn't matter.
Luke: OK.
wubb: like Take your pick.
Jack Friedman: You meet, he meets the chef. They start talking. They exchange phone numbers, right? And then you say, hey, man, I really like this little meal we went on, but I just kind of want to be friends.
Jack Friedman: Then you let this rat and the chef start hanging out some more. You know, they get drunk. They share stories. And then all of a sudden, they're buddies.
Jack Friedman: He goes, hey, man. the chef, he goes, hey, can you help me out in the kitchen? And then all of a sudden, that rat's in the kitchen, out of your house, off your hands.
wubb: Boom.
Jack Friedman: Game over.
Luke: What if the rat can't cook?
wubb: I'm pretty sure, can't they all?
Jack Friedman: Anyone can cook.
Luke: That's a good point.
wubb: They just have to like work at it.
Luke: Let me cook. Let me cook.
wubb: Let him cook.
Luke: Let me cook.
Jack Friedman: Let him cook. Let him cook. That's right.
Luke: I can't cook. Rat can cook. That's a good idea, Jack. I'll try that.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, let me know how it goes.
Luke: Unfortunately,
Jack Friedman: We'll talk about it next week.
wubb: That might work.
Luke: there's no French gerants in Columbia, South Carolina.
Jack Friedman: Oh, well then just take him to Paris.
Luke: Oh, good idea. Do I have to buy him an airplane seat?
Jack Friedman: That's a good question. I'd call... who are you going fly?
Luke: I think I'm going to go Air France.
Jack Friedman: Do they fly to Charleston? Charlotte?
Luke: Charlotte. who
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: Yes. well
Jack Friedman: Air France.
Luke: Charlotte, big airport.
Jack Friedman: Air France in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Luke: That's right. Yeah.
Jack Friedman: That's like seeing a rat in an Italian restaurant. just doesn't make sense.
Luke: Before we move on from this was Ratatouille an Italian restaurant or a French charan?
Jack Friedman: sir
Jack Friedman: Dude, he was in Paris. He was clearly French.
Luke: Oh, well, maybe it was like, we're in America.
wubb: yes
Jack Friedman: no there's no No, there's no maybe. There are no maybes. There are no ifs or buts.
Luke: No, that's not true. That's not true. Not every restaurant in Paris is a French restaurant.
Jack Friedman: Okay, is Ratatouille an American dish?
Luke: Let's see. Ready?
Jack Friedman: The name of the fucking movie.
Jack Friedman: You are aggressively typing.
Luke: if this
wubb: There
Luke: It is a classic French dish.
wubb: you go.
Luke: I submit. well
wubb: I think you're
Luke: i submit
wubb: going to take the other.
Jack Friedman: Remy wasn't whipping up stir fry, you dumb fuck.
Luke: I never said it was stir fry. I just thought maybe it was like Italian fry.
Jack Friedman: Is ratatouille an Italian dish?
Luke: You shut your mouth.
wubb: It wast was a dumb question.
Jack Friedman: you think Do you think Disney... is it it Was it Pixar? It was Pixar. You think Pixar was going to base an entire movie in Paris, France and make the restaurant he worked at Italian?
Luke: how would that be really
Jack Friedman: That would actually be hilarious.
Luke: i mean
Luke: That'd be awesome, dude.
Jack Friedman: ah
Jack Friedman: That's like if they made... Oh, God. What's his name?
Jack Friedman: The...
Luke: Linguini. The chef's name is...
Jack Friedman: is No, no, no, no, no.
Luke: ah
Jack Friedman: That's not who I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of the the guy in cars who changes the tires real fast. Is his name also Linguini?
wubb: Guido.
Luke: I know, wait I think Wubb is right. I think it's Guido.
wubb: ni Guido.
Jack Friedman: Is it Guido?
Luke: but think That's a really cast of...
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Oh, it is Guido. Yeah, so it's like if you had Guido and you gave him a thick French or sorry, German accent, like it doesn't make sense.
Luke: Holy shit.
wubb: Doesn't add up.
Luke: Guys, the guy who voices Guido is named Guido.
Jack Friedman: What?
wubb: No shit.
Jack Friedman: No way. Oh, yeah, his name's Guido. Wait, what's what's his? No, no. What's the what's the?
Luke: Yeah, Guido Cuaroni.
Jack Friedman: Oh, my God, that's right.
Luke: And then Owen Wilson, legend.
Jack Friedman: Yeah,
wubb: What a legend, dude. I kind of forgot that he was Lightning McQueen.
Luke: Larry the Cable Guy is Mater?
Jack Friedman: you didn't know that.
wubb: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Holy shit, the star-studded cast. They should reboot Cars. What a great movie.
wubb: Well, they make all those like shorts, like those animated Disney shorts of like, Tell Mater. And he's like flying and he's like a plane for some reason.
Luke: I have seen that because then he flies into the Twin Towers.
Jack Friedman: the The Disney...
wubb: Yes. Yep.
Jack Friedman: yes
wubb: Tell Mater did 9-11, dude. Yeah.
Luke: You know that one that's like the bow one? ate
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: yeah Yeah, and she eats the bow at the about the end.
Luke: yeah she ate her she ate her son.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but that's the that's like the whole premise.
Luke: But like her son went to school and her son grew up and then she was like, I'm going to eat you.
Jack Friedman: No, it was that she didn't want to let him go. And then she ate him and felt so terrible that she swallowed his whole life. And then she realized that she could let him go.
Luke: But she already ate him.
Luke: Cool.
Jack Friedman: All right, whose turn is it?
Jack Friedman: Whose turn is it?
Luke: yeah Turn for what?
wubb: Are we doing a... what What segments are we doing, guys?
Jack Friedman: What do you mean? what You didn't come prepared?
wubb: I have one.
Jack Friedman: Okay, I have one too. Who wants to go first?
wubb: I can go first. Mine's easy. easy
Luke: Go for it.
wubb: Mine's ah minds a blind ranking.
Jack Friedman: Oh, wait. sorry Sorry. Hold on.
Jack Friedman: This blind ranking... Oh my god. okay This blind ranking segment on Headed Wiest is brought to you by Cardboard. It'll help you move and it'll help you write signs.
Jack Friedman: Cardboard. It's multifunctional.
wubb: Thank you, Cardboard, for sponsoring this.
Luke: Good job.
wubb: I'm just going to wait.
Jack Friedman: Oh, yes.
Luke: Nice.
wubb: That was a good one.
Jack Friedman: Nice.
Luke: That sounds goothy.
wubb: That was a good one.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that was great. That was crisp.
wubb: That was a great one right there. All right. My blind ranking is, ah we talked about this before the pod, or briefly before the pod, but I'm going to have you guys blind rank Star Wars movies.
Jack Friedman: okay
wubb: Because the 20th anniversary of Revenge of the Sith was yesterday. So I just want to throw that out there.
Jack Friedman: Was it really happy anniversary?
Luke: OK.
wubb: It was. Came out. and About 20 years ago yesterday. So pretty big, pretty big. So you guys ready? it's I'm giving you five movies a year. You got blind rank them.
Luke: Okay, wait, are we including the like new Star Wars movies?
Jack Friedman: Okay, but
wubb: It can be any of the Star Wars movies.
Luke: Okay, so with the lady one, too?
wubb: It can be lady ones.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: Yeah, it could be like the solo movie.
Jack Friedman: Wait, are these...
wubb: It could be anything.
Jack Friedman: These include, like, the the spin-offs?
wubb: ah Not the TV shows, no.
Jack Friedman: No, not the TV shows, but there was, like, a Rogue One, like, that...
wubb: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like all those kind of things, yeah.
Jack Friedman: Okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Luke: Okay, okay, I'm ready.
wubb: You guys ready?
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Yep.
wubb: Speaking of Rogue One, the first one to blind rank is Rogue One.
Jack Friedman: Okay. Luke, you want to take this first, or...?
Luke: I think Rogue One is the best modern Star Wars movie.
Jack Friedman: hu
wubb: I'd agree.
Luke: I would put that, I don't know, because he could give us two bangers from the old series. But I think Rogue One at two is probably like comfortable, maybe three.
Jack Friedman: Right.
Luke: What do you think?
Jack Friedman: i would I was going to agree with you and put it at three.
Luke: Okay, I'll go for three.
Jack Friedman: as i think I think we have bangers ahead of us, and i wouldn't be surprised if he threw in an absolute dumpster fire somewhere.
Jack Friedman: so
Luke: Yeah, he's going to put in he's definitely going to put in a dumpy.
wubb: e
Jack Friedman: Yep, I think so. So let's hear let's hear the next one.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: You're locking in three? Okay, Rogue one at three.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Yep.
wubb: Next movie. Some will say this is the best movie of the series. Empire Strikes Back. Where are you putting Empire Strikes Back?
Luke: and Burr strikes back, and Burr strikes
Jack Friedman: That was the second one released, Luke.
Luke: back. Ah, yes, yes, yes.
wubb: That was the Darth Vader's like, I'm your father.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. I mean, in terms of in terms of cinematic climax, it's got to be got to be up there, right?
Luke: Um...
Jack Friedman: But in terms of the series,
Jack Friedman: I mean, i'd i Luke, I'd go... I'd go one or two. it can't It can't go four, that's for sure. Okay.
Luke: I don't think it's one. i don't think it's one.
Jack Friedman: and I'd be okay with a number two spot.
Jack Friedman: but But here's the thing.
Luke: Okay.
Jack Friedman: Which... Are you going to put Return of the Jedi at one?
Luke: um
Luke: Let me think here. Let me think here.
Jack Friedman: there are only so many options that can go above it. Like maybe Attack of the Clones...
Luke: I don't know. No, no, I think I think Revenge of the Sith might be the best.
Jack Friedman: Really?
Luke: Dude, that has one of the most iconic battles in all of Star Wars.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: You were the chosen one.
Jack Friedman: But also... No, keep
Luke: You weren't supposed to join the Sith. You were be your supposed to... I forgot the rest.
Jack Friedman: going. Okay. Okay.
wubb: You almost had it.
Luke: i
wubb: You were very close.
Luke: I was so close, but i i I'm gonna butcher it if I continue.
wubb: You were so close. So
wubb: so where are you guys putting it?
Jack Friedman: like Luke, there are only so many options.
Luke: you
Jack Friedman: There are like two options that can go above it.
Luke: Let's go two.
Jack Friedman: i I like one.
wubb: You want to put Empire Strikes Back 1?
Luke: he's go to give us He's going to give us a better banger.
Jack Friedman: ah don't think so. i think he's gonna I think he's doing this on purpose.
Luke: You think he's going to go three dumpies?
Jack Friedman: I think so.
Luke: ah Okay, well, it's a new hope is not better.
Jack Friedman: And plus, it's a safe bet at one. like no No one's going to really disagree with that.
Luke: Phantom Menace is not better.
Luke: attack like Is Attack of the Clones the General Grievous one?
wubb: No, that's Revenge Sith.
Luke: Oh, dude. Revenge of the Sith is so fucking good.
wubb: Attack of the Clones is the one where Anakin was like, like kind of creepy the whole time towards Padme, but then like she married him.
Luke: Okay. Oh, is that the scene where they're at Lake Cuomo?
wubb: And then...
Luke: Oh.
wubb: ah ah Close. But yeah, yeah, they're yeah they're out they're at the lake. They go to nebu And then they're like, they're in Naboo. And then like ah they fight Count Dooku at the end.
Luke: Padme is like a solid 11 out of 10 in that.
Jack Friedman: Okay. Okay.
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Okay,
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: Uh, okay, Jack, I'll go with, I'm fine with one. I'm fine with one.
Jack Friedman: we're going one.
wubb: Empire goes at one. All right. Now, the next one, we're going to the sequels. The Last Jedi.
Luke: Hmm.
Jack Friedman: Hey, Luke, aren't you happy? this is This is five for me.
Luke: Wait, is the last Jedi with Ray?
Jack Friedman: that was like That was like when we were like seniors in high school.
wubb: That was the second, it's the second Rey movie.
Luke: Yeah, I'll go five.
wubb: Five. Okay.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: Sweet.
Luke: Okay.
wubb: Now, Return of the Jedi.
Luke: Return of the Jedi. Okay, that's...
Jack Friedman: that That's the one you were bitching about, wasn't it? Oh no, that's the one I wanted it too.
Luke: No, no, no. Return of the Jedi, it's not better than um Empire Strikes Back. So I'm happy... We have, wait, we have four and we have two open.
wubb: You have four and two.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, and this is going to go to two.
Luke: He has to give us Revenge of the Sith at the end. He's giving us a banger at the end.
Jack Friedman: He's not going to do it. He's going to give us, like, fucking Rogue One at the end.
Luke: He already gave us Rogue One.
Jack Friedman: Oh, sorry. That's not what I'm going to say.
Luke: Rogue One's good.
Jack Friedman: I'm going to say like that. Rogue One was good, but it wasn't great. I think he's got the Force Awakens waiting for us, but it's okay. I think this goes two. I think Return the Jedi goes two.
Luke: right, I'll put it to... Wait, we wait well wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we do that, people hate Ewoks.
Jack Friedman: I love Ewoks.
Luke: I like the Ewoks, but the Ewoks were controversial.
Jack Friedman: Why? Because... Are you trying to make this like a woke thing?
Luke: No, people just don't like them. They're like, they they just thought it was yeah
Jack Friedman: How could you not like them? They were adorable.
Luke: candy. I like them.
Jack Friedman: Okay, what's the last one?
Luke: Okay, let's go two.
wubb: The last one, unfortunately, guys, is Revenge of the Sith.
Jack Friedman: God fucking damn it.
Luke: I knew it, dude. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.
Jack Friedman: Well, now we're stuck. Doesn't matter. There's no debate anymore.
Luke: ah Okay,
wubb: That's tough.
Luke: four, whatever.
Jack Friedman: I'm still happy with the list, honestly. My top two
Luke: Yeah, you forced me into that shit.
wubb: You got gaslighted into............
Luke: I did.
wubb: but
Luke: I got gaslit so hard. Jack is so good at gaslighting.
Jack Friedman: You... You got got, bitch.
wubb: You did get got.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
Luke: what What would you put that order in, Wub?
wubb: Oh, I'd go Revenge of the Sith, Empire Strikes Back, Rogue One, ah Return to the Jedi, and then The Last Jedi at the last one.
Luke: That's what I would fucking done.
wubb: Return of the Jedi is good, but it's not Revenge of the Sith and it's not Empire Strikes Back, and Rogue One is like super cool to watch.
Luke: up
wubb: Because it's like the freak it's like the lead up to A New Hope.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: And A New Hope was kind of boring. Even though it was you know still a good movie.
Luke: I agree.
wubb: it ah it makes it makes a Rogue One makes A New Hope even better.
Luke: with one
Jack Friedman: I think they got too political with it.
Luke: With what? With Rogue One?
Jack Friedman: With...
Luke: Because of the blind guy or something?
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: What?
Luke: Because of the blind guy?
Jack Friedman: No.
wubb: They put a blind guy in a damn Star Wars movie? What the hell?
Luke: The blind guy is the one who's like, let me feel the force.
wubb: Mm-hmm.
Luke: You know?
wubb: Yeah, think was cool as fuck.
Jack Friedman: Well, he's blind. He had to feel it.
Luke: is cool.
Jack Friedman: He couldn't see it
Luke: Yeah, this is true. has that.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: He is. There's blind person
Jack Friedman: Also, blind blind characters are terrific across series.
Luke: in Avatar.
Jack Friedman: What's that chick's name in Avatar? She's great.
Luke: there's a blind person in the avatar
Jack Friedman: She's like one of the best characters. Yes. She can't see anything.
Luke: Oh, in the cartoon, Toph.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, yeah.
Luke: Yeah, Toph is awesome.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Great show.
Jack Friedman: Do you know why her name's Toph?
Luke: Because she's Toph to beat in battle.
Jack Friedman: i was going to say it's it's really it really tough for her to see.
wubb: That's good
Luke: We're kind on the same page there.
Jack Friedman: But yeah. Yeah,
Jack Friedman: yeah we were on the same page. That was good. That was good. That was terrific.
wubb: one. Well, concludes my segment.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: That was controversial ones there.
Jack Friedman: Sure was.
Luke: Okay, Jack, do you want to segment your segment?
Jack Friedman: I might have to make an audible now that I think about it, but I, well, because my segment would last about three seconds, not three seconds, three minutes.
Luke: Why?
Jack Friedman: And it's also blind ranking.
wubb: We can do two.
Luke: segment
wubb: We can back-to-back blind ranking.
Luke: I'm okay with that. Well, you guys know what my segments are. So.
wubb: Right.
Jack Friedman: but What are your segments?
wubb: I'm fine with back-to-backing.
Luke: My segments are drafts.
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: You're going to do a draft.
Luke: I always do draft.
Jack Friedman: Okay, well...
wubb: Let's blind ranking it, dude. Let's double it up. I want to do this.
Jack Friedman: No, I don't want to double it up.
wubb: But I want to be a part of it.
Jack Friedman: I'll save...
Luke: Let me.
Jack Friedman: No, this... I'll save this one for next week.
wubb: right, fair.
Luke: Let me.
Jack Friedman: And i Okay.
Luke: A beer.
Jack Friedman: And I i will...
Luke: 10 seconds.
Jack Friedman: eat I'll be able to substitute. I have something else prepared.
wubb: I'm excited to see what it is.
Jack Friedman: Well, you won't see it. You'll hear it.
wubb: God damn it.
Jack Friedman: To be fair...
wubb: I'm like Toph.
Jack Friedman: Who's that?
Luke: one
Jack Friedman: Sorry.
wubb: so os hope
Luke: Well, you've seen Invincible.
wubb: No, I watched the first episode. How
Luke: Okay, you should watch it. It's phenomenal.
wubb: many seasons are there? Like three.
Luke: Three.
wubb: I can get into that.
Luke: You should. You should. And then let me know.
wubb: I'm just not a huge animated show guy.
Luke: I'm not either, but but it's fantastic. promise.
wubb: Fuck, I'll give it a watch. i I remember watching the first episode and i was like, Jesus fucking Christ.
Luke: Right? Yeah.
wubb: was like, hell.
Luke: See, and that continues the whole way.
wubb: Oh, God. was like the end of Django in the fucking and animated form, dude. I was like, oh my God.
Luke: Yeah. Ready?
Jack Friedman: Yeah. Oh, nice.
wubb: oh
Luke: Thank you.
wubb: That was good one. That was a good one
Jack Friedman: Terrific.
Luke: Okay.
Jack Friedman: um Okay. ah I'm going to... how do I want to structure this? um Luke, do you want to do an ad read? to do
Luke: Yeah, okay.
Jack Friedman: Go for it.
Luke: This segment is brought to you by Lumi, whole body deodorant, specifically for your grundle, if you're a lady.
Luke: Use it to freshen up. Thank you.
wubb: He said pacifically.
Jack Friedman: Is that a real?
Luke: That's real. That is a real thing.
Jack Friedman: That's a real product.
Luke: It's real product.
Jack Friedman: It's called Lumi.
Luke: L-U-M-E. No,
Jack Friedman: Oh, that's loom.
wubb: Loom. Yeah.
Luke: no, no, no. but It's pronounced Lume. Trust me, I've seen plenty of commercials.
Jack Friedman: Why?
Luke: I don't know. I think they think did it.
Jack Friedman: Why? Yeah, why are they targeting your downstairs when it's for women?
wubb: Maybe they think he has a stinky pussy.
Luke: I think maybe they think I'm a woman.
Jack Friedman: Well, I guess they're not assuming, so that's good on them.
Luke: Right.
wubb: True.
Jack Friedman: but Yeah, just not to get political or anything. I just think it's a little odd.
wubb: Too political.
Jack Friedman: Anyway, o welcome to Jack's segment.
wubb: Woo!
Jack Friedman: ah What I typically do in my segment is I say thanks to people who don't get thanks enough. um This week, I'm going to say no thanks to people who need to fuck off.
Jack Friedman: um And I'm just going to do a big list. ah We can chat about it if you agree, to disagree. But yeah, that's basically it's basically it. and he Any quandaries or qualms?
Luke: I'll quandry you in the face.
wubb: Whoa.
Jack Friedman: All right. Number one on my list is Luke.
Luke: Whoa!
wubb: Starting off hot.
Jack Friedman: Kidding. Yeah, no kidding, kidding, kidding.
wubb: Okay.
Jack Friedman: um This first one goes to people both in traffic and in person ah who decide that they can cut the line without repercussions. A big old F you to you.
Jack Friedman: Um, recently I've been in a lot of traffic, uh, cause there's construction fucking everywhere. And some of these people, when there's a merge lane and people are merging over, they'll cut past the people who are merging over and go all the way up to the front.
Jack Friedman: Um, because they're more important than everyone else. So and that's really, that's,
Luke: That's right.
wubb: See, I agree with that only in traffic. I don't think I've ever actually been like cut in front of unfairly in real life.
Jack Friedman: Ever?
Luke: Oh, I definitely have.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it happens all the time.
wubb: Like, that never once that's never once happened to me.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: Someone like just walks in front of me. I'm like, what the hell? That's never happened to me.
Luke: Oh, and oh.
Jack Friedman: The chat. The chat and cut. Have you never seen one of those?
wubb: No.
Jack Friedman: If you're at a wedding or you're at...
wubb: Never been to a wedding.
Jack Friedman: Okay, anywhere with like... what What's it called? Buffet style food. Anywhere. Any event. You're just sitting there. You're in line. Everyone's having a good time.
Jack Friedman: And then someone comes out of the is like, oh my god. love them haven't seen you in so long. And then they cut the entire fucking line. that Never.
wubb: Never. No, I think I have good i have good like life experience. I think people are like, no no nothing's ever happened.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, lucky you. Okay.
wubb: I think I'm just a lucky guy then.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: But in traffic, I definitely agree those people can fuck off and die.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Luke: smell
Jack Friedman: like i Also, people who swerve in and out of like lanes on the highway just so like they can get to wherever they're going like two minutes faster, and they're like passing on the right, cutting over the left, riding people's ass.
Jack Friedman: you know Just bad yeah drivers in general, I think, yeah.
wubb: Yeah, you're like, where are you going, man?
Jack Friedman: I'm not sure there's a more despised population I hate.
wubb: Yeah, it's like, what do what, do you think you're better than me?
Luke: There's a whole lot of them.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: that Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: Yeah, I hate that shit.
Luke: You're better than me?
wubb: You talking to me?
Luke: You talking to me?
wubb: You talking to me?
Luke: I'll take a half scoop of poop.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, give me an everything a little bit of lox and a half scoop of poop on there.
Luke: Gonna go light today, give me a pound of poop on there.
wubb: Give me a half pound of poop. Respect the schmear. Oh.
Luke: You know what, today I'm feeling a little crazy. I want that thing loaded up with poop. Give me nothing but poop on there.
wubb: ah
Luke: Anyway, Jack, take it away.
Jack Friedman: Number two.
Jack Friedman: Anyone who works at the poop deli. No. um Number two. ah God, this kid at my work who doesn't show up ever.
Luke: Ooh. Is he going to get fired?
Jack Friedman: I don't know. Who knows? Wouldn't it be funny if like next week he like finds this podcast, decides to click on it and like goes right to this point and figures out that I don't like him.
Luke: You should send him the link in this exact timestamp.
wubb: Whoa.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that'd be great. ah Yeah, so last week, ah we started keeping track of like his hours and his free time ah on an Excel document.
Jack Friedman: And 8.30 is when he should get there. He should leave around 5. um Last week on Tuesday, showed at 9, left for lunch 11, came back at 4.30, and left for lunch at eleven came back at four thirty And then another day he left at 1130 and then never came back.
wubb: whoa
Jack Friedman: So he never came back.
Luke: Wait, we never came back?
wubb: What?
Jack Friedman: I think it was Thursday. just never came back. He was gone like fucking. He had over 10 hours of quote unquote free time over the course of two days. It nuts.
Luke: Holy shit.
wubb: my god.
Jack Friedman: hmm.
wubb: Yeah, fuck that guy. I dont think that guy needs to fuck off.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. um So that's number two on my list. Number three on my list is anyone who takes the last bit of food without asking everyone else if it's okay.
Jack Friedman: And just go for it.
wubb: Yeah,
Jack Friedman: If you're sharing something, like say you have like an appetizer for the table and there's like one something left and everyone's had one and ever it's all even at that point.
Jack Friedman: And then someone just goes for it.
wubb: it seems like a group decision that has to be made, you know?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, like there needs to be input from other people.
wubb: Yeah, my move, what I do, because I usually like taking the last piece of it if it was good. And my move is I just interrupt all conversation happening at the table.
Jack Friedman: Sure.
wubb: And I go, is anyone else want this?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that's great.
wubb: Anyone else going to go with this? And then people are like, yeah, i was thinking about it. then i go, let's split it.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, let's split it. There you go.
wubb: Let's split it up.
Jack Friedman: That's that's how it goes.
wubb: Yeah. That's all it takes.
Jack Friedman: i It's the right way to do it.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: I swear.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh.
wubb: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Can I add on to that?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, you might.
Luke: People, when you get a shared app or something, like nachos, and they take the chips with the most stuff on them, and they leave you just the chips with nothing, like the little naked chips, fuck those people.
Jack Friedman: yeah
Jack Friedman: Yeah. Well, I go to this place that has a rule that if you order nachos to share, you can't only take the nachos that have a lot of stuff on it.
Luke: I think that's a great rule.
wubb: That's a fantastic rule. Because I think everyone, if you have a plate of nachos, everyone has to eat shit sometimes and just eat the plain chips.
Jack Friedman: i think it's a good rule. Yeah. Yeah.
wubb: You know, like, everyone's, like, you have to do that.
Jack Friedman: Right.
Luke: Yeah, everybody's a few.
Jack Friedman: Cause then you're just getting chip.
wubb: Like, you go, like, you go, like, two balds and then a loaded one. And then, like, two balds and then a loaded one. Like, just to, like, you know, keep yourself humble, you know?
Luke: Right.
Jack Friedman: There just needs to be a conscious effort to not be a dick, you know?
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Okay,
Luke: Agreed? ah great
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: great. I'm glad we're on the same page and I'm going two more. Um, People who... See, I have friends who live across the country, some and sometimes we we talk while...
Jack Friedman: while I'm watching sporting events. And sometimes they're ahead of me. and And when they're ahead of me, they react to it.
Jack Friedman: And I know they're reacting to something that's happening in the game ahead of me. And I just want to watch it and be just as surprised as they were. But I can't do that because they're reacting to the game that is happening ahead of me.
Luke: Can I just can I ask you question?
wubb: like Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, yeah, sure.
Luke: Have you ever thought about watching it ahead of them?
Jack Friedman: ah Yeah, but with streaming, it's not really possible to to to change.
Luke: What if everybody's streaming? We're all streaming.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I mean, it's luck of the draw. So sometimes, like, I'm ahead of them. Sometimes they're ahead of me. But, like, mm-hmm.
Luke: Okay. okay
wubb: That happens to me and Mi Madre when we're watching the Oilers games.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: like something will happen and then like i like live to me and my mom like live text each other while it's happening and like sometimes the others will score and then i text her and i'll be like oh my god what a goal and she's like hey dude i'm on cable you're on streaming like you gotta you gotta delay your responses like by like 10 seconds or like 15 seconds sometimes it's up to a minute which is crazy i think they need to fix that shit but you know
Jack Friedman: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke: really
Jack Friedman: yeah
Luke: yeah they That's a problem on the providers and the the streaming or cable providers, you know, just fucking sync it all up, you know?
wubb: It shouldn't be that hard.
Luke: Just shouldn't.
wubb: It's one game. like multiple games are happening. It's like this is the one game. We're all watching that one game. How
Luke: Right. We're living in 2025.
wubb: have we not figured this shit out yet?
Jack Friedman: kind of hate Kind of hate the amount of...
Luke: Exactly.
Jack Friedman: That's a first world problem.
wubb: You're getting too political.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: Look.
Jack Friedman: You're getting too political.
Luke: That's fair.
wubb: look
Jack Friedman: And finally, i don't like people who unplug the fridge to charge their cell phone.
Luke: What?
wubb: What a mad man, whoever does that.
Luke: Do you have experience in this domain?
Jack Friedman: I don't...
Jack Friedman: Yeah. ah Well, I don't do it myself. i just don't really respect people who who do that.
wubb: Someone's unplugged a fridge to charge their phone before?
Jack Friedman: that not happen? Okay. Well, we can't... You have good life experiences. like you know I mean, we can't can't expect you to understand, but yeah, you are privileged.
wubb: I'm very privileged in this matter, though.
Jack Friedman: You're very lucky.
wubb: This is crazy.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
Luke: ah Okay. Nevermind.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Okay.
wubb: Please.
Jack Friedman: um
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but that's it.
Luke: wrap it up?
Jack Friedman: I i had an honorable mention, but I don't need to...
Luke: No, please do.
wubb: Please.
Jack Friedman: um People who... Oh, wait, where is it?
Jack Friedman: Oh, yeah. People who take food off your plate and then rate it without asking.
Luke: rate it?
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm. They'll, like, take a bite and go, eh, seven, eight. I don't know.
wubb: i I honestly, that's kind of rock star. I think I like that.
Luke: You know, I wouldn't like it if it happened to me, but if I rated the food, if I was the rater, I would be, I'd like it more.
Jack Friedman: Let's
Jack Friedman: see. Yeah. They do say Luke's a really good rateist.
wubb: Luke's a raider.
Luke: That could be two bad things.
Luke: Anyway, i don't think I like the people you're hanging out with, Jack.
Jack Friedman: Anyway. ah
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: Bridge Unpluggers and Food Raiders.
Jack Friedman: okay
wubb: yeah
Jack Friedman: Well, you're one of the best. You're one of the best at what you do, Luke. you you would I understand the fridge thing, but ah feel like you i feel like I feel like you'd sympathize with the Raidists.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
wubb: He's a Raidist sympathizer? Oh my goodness.
Luke: That's right.
wubb: That's crazy.
Luke: that Yeah. anyway Anyway, let's move on.
Jack Friedman: Yep.
Jack Friedman: um
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Jack Friedman: um But let me do an ad read.
Luke: Okay.
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Luke: What?
wubb: Hell of a sponsor. I want that fridge.
Jack Friedman: But don't unplug it to charge your cell phone.
Luke: I didn't know that we had that sponsor. That's interesting. Good to know.
Jack Friedman: It's new. I just got the fridge.
Luke: Nice. Big fridge guy.
Jack Friedman: You know what it said when it showed up?
Luke: Why is your refrigerator running? That
Jack Friedman: No, that would have been funny though.
Luke: would have been pretty funny.
Luke: What did it say? Mmm.
wubb: oh
Luke: That's pretty good. Okay, well, should it be time for Luke Love's list?
Jack Friedman: Yes, it's time for Luke's Loves List.
wubb: Yes.
Jack Friedman: Ba-da-ba-ba-da!
Luke: Woo! Alright,
Jack Friedman: Luke's Loves List.
Luke: so we're running out a time. We're only going to draft three each here, okay?
Jack Friedman: We can go overboard. It's our first episode in 17 months.
Luke: Okay, that's fair. That's...
Luke: divide by three anyway ah let me
Jack Friedman: Hey, Siri. What's 17 divided by 3?
wubb: Oh, God.
Luke: um holy shit um okay here's the topic of draft today non-fast food fast casual restaurants
Jack Friedman: ah
wubb: Goddamn.
Jack Friedman: Okay. okay
wubb: Oh, my goodness. Okay.
Jack Friedman: Okay, but we need, this always gets hairy. What, if there's a drive-thru, is it automatically Like,
Luke: Hmm. That's a good question. That's a good question.
Luke: You know what?
Jack Friedman: like
Luke: Let's just open it up.
Jack Friedman: but
Luke: Let's say fast food and fast casual restaurants.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: I like that. Okay, that's more of my speed.
Jack Friedman: And there's less ambiguity.
Luke: Okay.
Jack Friedman: So who wait, we need to figure out the order.
Luke: Um,
Luke: yeah, you pick a number between one and three.
Jack Friedman: I'll let you pick. Let
wubb: I'm going to go with three.
Luke: Jack.
Jack Friedman: me go with one.
Luke: Hey Siri, pick a number between one and three.
Luke: It's one.
Jack Friedman: Yes.
wubb: Damn.
Jack Friedman: Bang! bankng ba Bang, bang, bang!
Luke: It's Jack, Luke, what?
Jack Friedman: Woo!
Luke: Snake.
Jack Friedman: So it's fast, casual, and fast food?
Luke: And fast food.
Jack Friedman: Hmm. Do they have to be national chains?
Luke: No, they can be regional.
Jack Friedman: and Okay.
Jack Friedman: Hmm.
Luke: We're getting five picks each.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Jack Friedman: um Fuck.
wubb: This is going to be hard.
Luke: Mm-hmm.
Jack Friedman: I know.
Luke: It's
Jack Friedman: I'm gonna go
Jack Friedman: with my first pick in the 2025 Fast Casual draft.
Jack Friedman: I'm gonna select Chick-fil-A.
wubb: Damn.
Luke: a good pick. It's good pick.
wubb: Solid pick. It's a great pick.
Jack Friedman: Thank you.
Luke: Chick-fil-A. um All right. With the second pick of the 2025 Fast Food Plus Fast Casual draft, I select Shake Shack.
wubb: Okay.
Jack Friedman: That's a very nice pick.
wubb: like guys are pretty early i think that's an early Shake Shack pick, to be honest with you.
Jack Friedman: I think
Jack Friedman: ah could you probably could have let it slide. Um,
wubb: think you could have let that one slide a little bit
Luke: You're right, but I really needed that. I just...
wubb: a little bit. You gotta to get your guy.
Luke: It's a fake.
wubb: yeah yeah you're That's your guy.
Luke: That's my guy. You know, sometimes you don't want to draft for the best talent. You need to draft the positional needs.
wubb: That's so real. i I appreciate your pick.
Luke: Thank you.
wubb: ah For my number one pick, I'm going to go with the classic Taco Bell.
Jack Friedman: Yeah,
Luke: Oh, fuck. I kind of just forgot about that.
Jack Friedman: yeah that was pretty good.
wubb: You know, it might not and i might not be good later on, but when you're in a pinch.
Jack Friedman: and we're we're picking five, right?
Luke: Yeah, and Webb gets a second here.
wubb: Oh, get to back to back here.
Luke: You're back to back and...
wubb: And, you know, I think I'm going to go back to back just. another classic. i I think I was going to get the golden arches. I think I'm going to with McDonald's here.
Luke: I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
Jack Friedman: Yep. I was also hoping both of you weren't going to do that, but that's okay.
wubb: i have I think I just have to take him off the board. He's just such a raw talent, you know? like
Jack Friedman: Yeah, I mean, that was ah was terrific. Good pick. I'll give you that.
Luke: right, with the number two pick, I'm going Chipotle.
Jack Friedman: Fuck you, you little piece of shit.
wubb: Fuck. Damn it.
Jack Friedman: You little white boy, little fuck. I mean, pick. Sorry, lost my temper there.
Luke: Well, now you get two, Jack.
Jack Friedman: I know I get two but now i have to pick a new one. because That's what I was gonna take. um geez.
Jack Friedman: It's my second pick. I'm gonna take
Jack Friedman: five guys.
wubb: Damn.
Luke: Ooh, that's good.
wubb: Fucking took mine.
Jack Friedman: I had
Luke: That's a value pick.
Jack Friedman: it's a Yeah, it's just, speaking of value, it's expensive.
Luke: It is. Interesting
wubb: But it's a staple, and you know getting.
Jack Friedman: Yep. And just because I know I'm not going to get a better one with my next pick, I'm going to take Illegal Pete's.
Luke: pick.
Luke: Interesting pick.
wubb: Okay, okay. That's definitely a fair pick. If you don't get Chipotle, I think Illegal Peach is definitely the next move there.
Jack Friedman: Yep.
Luke: See, but that's not going to hit with the non-Colorado listeners.
Jack Friedman: And that's that's the gamble. I mean, I could have let that slip, but I'm not picking Qdoba. Qdoba sucks.
Luke: I love Qdoba.
Jack Friedman: I dare you to pick Qdoba, you little bitch.
Luke: I won't, but that's also one that the non-Colorado listeners, non-Westerners, aren't going to know. All
Jack Friedman: and Okay. Go ahead.
Luke: all right, with the third pick...
Luke: oh but
Luke: I think I'm gonna go with Wendy's.
wubb: Okay.
Jack Friedman: That's a terrific...
wubb: I mean, if you can't take if can't take the think anyone would.
Jack Friedman: If you can't take McDonald's, yeah.
Luke: Yeah. I'm not taking BK. Like, I don't wanna, don't hate myself, you know?
Jack Friedman: Yeah, and Wendy's wendy says the the biggie bag, dude.
wubb: I think i think
Jack Friedman: It's just an unreal...
wubb: the deal's at Wendy's.
Luke: The Biggie bag, the four for four, a baked potato, bowl of chili, some spicy nugs.
wubb: lot of variety over there.
Jack Friedman: This podcast is brought to you by Wendy's.
Luke: That's right.
Jack Friedman: Faux for faux! Wendy's.
Luke: I thought it was Wendy's. Do you like Wendy's nuts? Slap your face?
Jack Friedman: They slap him four times.
Luke: Wendy's.
Jack Friedman: That's four for four.
Luke: you That was good.
wubb: There you go.
Luke: Nice.
Jack Friedman: Wendy's. All right, who's up next?
Luke: Wubb has two.
wubb: I got it back to back here. And for my third pick, I'm going to go with Noodles and Company.
Luke: who See, I am a such a hater.
Jack Friedman: a i i like it but because everyone i know hates it i couldn't take it but i respect it i'm here i respected you i like it hu i didn't know that either until i started talking about it with luke and everyone else i know but um i think they've fallen off a bit quality has fallen off um
wubb: What?
wubb: There's a lot of noodles haters out in the world. I didn't, I thought it was a,
wubb: I thought this was a beloved franchise, but they have a new menu now.
Luke: Mm-hmm.
wubb: So maybe that, maybe that'll change them around.
Jack Friedman: I tried their new chicken parm and it was like the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life.
wubb: The chicken parm was not good, but I mean, you got to get either the buttered noodles or you get the mac and cheese and you can't go wrong.
Jack Friedman: Oh my God.
wubb: The potstickers are blessed.
Jack Friedman: And their meat their meatballs are great.
Luke: See, the mac and cheese is so upsetting.
Jack Friedman: Are their potstickers good?
wubb: The mac and cheese is good. No, you throw a little parm-crusted chicken on there. You get a little protein added on. It's good.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: Some good stuff there.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: You got to make, that's the thing. It's not on the menu, but you got to make it yourself. and And you can make noodles, whatever you want. You know what i mean
Luke: You know what? That's fair. and oh Maybe I'll try it again one day here.
Jack Friedman: Okay, what do you got get next?
wubb: I mean? I hope I can. My next one, I'm going to go with a cold sandwich going to go with Jersey Mike's.
Luke: Oh, fuck. Good idea.
Jack Friedman: Cold old Sando is pretty priest pretty spot on. That was a good idea. That was great.
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: i'm getting a lot of I'm trying to get a lot of variety in mine, you know?
Jack Friedman: Sure, sure, yeah. I understand. That was really good.
Luke: Damn, that was good. That was good.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: um e I'm personally not a fan, but I know that people are a fan.
Jack Friedman: Don't say it.
Luke: going to go with Jimmy John's.
Jack Friedman: Okay, good.
wubb: Okay. Freaky fast.
Jack Friedman: Fine.
Luke: you've got
Jack Friedman: Freaky Fast. Luke, you're keeping track of these, right?
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
wubb: I'm writing mine down.
Luke: Oh, I got it.
Jack Friedman: i was
Luke: Don't throw you worried.
wubb: I got a double list here.
Jack Friedman: And i have two I have two free picks now, right?
Luke: up
Jack Friedman: Oh.
wubb: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Two threes.
Jack Friedman: Uncontested?
wubb: Monkey tested.
Luke: Mm-hmm.
Jack Friedman: ah fuck yeah. Okay. With my fourth pick... I'm going to take a Arguably, I think it's kind of a cult classic.
Jack Friedman: Like, people just love this place for no real reason.
Luke: Mm-hmm.
Jack Friedman: Sonic.
wubb: Oh, great pick.
Luke: Ooh. I like Sonic.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh. Sonic is terrific. they And they have a ton of variety, too.
Luke: They do.
Jack Friedman: And it just gets...
Luke: good breakfast too.
wubb: I think if I didn't get McDonald's, I would have gone Sonic, I think, over Wendy's.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that's what I did, but i I thought I could let it slip to the bottom, and i and it sure did. And now, to really throw everyone off their trail, and you can tell me if this counts or if it doesn't, but to really round out my whole team, I wanted to go with Crumble Cookies.
Luke: Fuck.
Luke: Mm-hmm.
wubb: i
Luke: Mm-hmm.
wubb: I would go yes.
Luke: I'll let you take it.
Jack Friedman: Okay, I'm going take it.
Luke: I don't think it's threatening, to be honest, but I'll.
wubb: I don't think so either.
Jack Friedman: I think it is.
Luke: no
Jack Friedman: i think it gets a large female population majority. The the females love crumble cookies.
Luke: Look, I love my cookies, but. You don't go to crumble for a meal.
Jack Friedman: i've already I've already hit everything else on my list. Every base has been covered. I have all of it, and I just threw a dessert in there.
Luke: That's fair. That's fair.
Jack Friedman: How you make a full team? You can't... you I mean, the Oilers know you can't win a cup without a goalie, right?
wubb: That's so real.
Jack Friedman: Yeah.
wubb: yeah to You got to have a well-rounded squad. i think I think, honestly, you did round it off very well there.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
wubb: Even though it's an off-the-wall pick.
Luke: All right.
Jack Friedman: Appreciate you. That's, yeah, sometimes you got sometimes you gotta to be off the wall.
Luke: It is.
Luke: Maybe that's the second round draft pick that turns into a three-time MVP.
wubb: I'm going to do it.
Jack Friedman: Yep,
wubb: Yeah, that's your Nicole Jokic right there.
Jack Friedman: yep.
Luke: go
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
Luke: Okay. Well, ah with the fifth pick of my draft, I'm going to take Waffle House.
wubb: That's a good, yeah.
Jack Friedman: Sure.
Luke: Thank you. Thank you.
Jack Friedman: It's a regional favorite, and I'm sure that...
wubb: Oh, man.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it's it's just... It's regional.
Luke: If you like breakfast, you like the house.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but if you like safety, maybe not.
Luke: Well, no, they kept cops there.
Jack Friedman: I got touched last time I was at a Waffle House.
Luke: That's right, but that that's not a crime.
Jack Friedman: A man touched me.
wubb: You know.
Luke: They touched your stomach, not your boobs and or tits and or penis and or cooch.
Jack Friedman: i it
wubb: yeah
Jack Friedman: It is...
wubb: I think you're allowed to get touched on Waffle House.
Jack Friedman: I was... i was touched at a Waffle House.
Luke: I think one of the rules is if you go into a Waffle House, you have to expect that there might be some light touching.
Jack Friedman: Mm-hmm.
wubb: You got to prepare yourself.
Luke: But that's the price you pay to eat the food.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Jack Friedman: Uh-huh. Okay.
Luke: Anyway.
Jack Friedman: Tell that...
Jack Friedman: so that Tell that to Diddy's defense team.
Luke: Paul?
Jack Friedman: They'll eat that shit up.
wubb: yeah
Luke: Yeah, everything happened at a Waffle House.
Jack Friedman: It's okay. it was in a Waffle House.
wubb: Dude, what were you talking about, guys? This isn't a Waffle House. What the fuck?
Luke: Okay, well, round us out.
wubb: You know, the the Waffle House pick almost threw off my rhythm here. And I was thinking about breakfast, but, you know, i got McDonald's and Taco Bell. They both got breakfast. You can do whatever you want with that. So for my last and final pick, might be ah might be a, you know, out of the blue pick here, but I'm going to go with Panda Express to get some Chinese food in there.
Luke: That's true.
Jack Friedman: Oh, fuck.
Luke: yeah I know. He's just shitting on himself right now.
wubb: Panda Express.
Jack Friedman: i yeah i can't I can't believe I forgot that. But I guess i already went chicken, and that's like, that's a chicken.
wubb: Yeah, you had you had Chick-fil-A, but I think Panda Express, you know, Chow Mein, you know, Orange Chicken is just like the standout.
Jack Friedman: I had Chick-fil-A.
wubb: The cream cheese Ragoons can really make a play there if you need it.
Jack Friedman: I'd like permission to change my last pick.
Luke: Nope.
wubb: You locked it in, man.
Jack Friedman: I know i can lock it in.
Luke: Yeah, you were so confident with that too.
wubb: You were.
Jack Friedman: I still am, but I think I thought of a better one.
wubb: I will give you like an honorary pick, but it won't count towards your list.
Jack Friedman: Do we all get honorary picks?
wubb: Sure.
Jack Friedman: Well, actually, no, that's just, that'd just be a six pick. I don't want it, but we can, it can't be posted, but we can talk about it.
Luke: Well, what what would it be?
Luke: Okay.
wubb: as
Jack Friedman: I would have swapped it out for IHOP.
wubb: I was, that's why I was thinking when he said Waffle House.
Luke: Hmm.
Jack Friedman: Oh, really?
wubb: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Okay.
Luke: IHOP would be a good pick in my mind.
Jack Friedman: um Have you guys ever been to a Gunther Tootie's?
Luke: Yeah.
wubb: Yeah. It's a weird place.
Jack Friedman: There and Johnny Rockets were like two. They just remind me of when I was seven.
wubb: The better times.
Luke: there was that one on arapaho road
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that was the Gunther 2Ds. There was a Johnny Rockets in the Cherry Creek Mall for a while.
Luke: I think there still is.
wubb: I think it is still there.
Jack Friedman: Oh. I saw Gunther 2Ds out in Federal Heights, Colorado, the other week.
wubb: Oh.
Luke: Is that a Colorado chain?
Jack Friedman: Gunther 2Ds?
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: I have no idea.
wubb: It might be.
Luke: Because I've never seen it anywhere else.
Jack Friedman: i really don't know.
Luke: Yeah.
Jack Friedman: Um...
wubb: oh I was also thinking about throwing in Freddy's. You know guys know Freddy's with the custard and everything? Those burgers.
Luke: Ooh, I love Freddy's.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, Freddy's is good. ah Yeah, I was going to go through like a list of other things I had list ready to go in case needed. i mean, in and out was never said, think for a good reason.
Luke: a
Jack Friedman: ah Yeah,
wubb: It's mid.
Luke: No, I love, I think In-N-Out is top tier, but it's just so many people have never had it.
Jack Friedman: and also I was looking at like Blaze Pizza, Mod Pizza, Smashburger,
wubb: Yeah, we miss a lot of pizza places. because like miss Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's.
Luke: Oh, that's a good point.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but those are more, I guess those are more delivery now. I don't know.
wubb: I think so, too, yeah.
Luke: I'd consider it fast casual still.
wubb: And then I i was thinking KFC.
Jack Friedman: um
wubb: could throw some, you know,
Jack Friedman: Oh, yeah.
Luke: Oh, I fucking love KFC.
wubb: And then ah another dessert option, maybe a Dairy Queen. You can throw a Dairy Queen in there if you wanted to.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, but I was about to say, i was I was ready to say DQ. um Teriyaki Madness. I have one by my office.
Luke: I love Teriyaki Madness.
Jack Friedman: Pretty good.
wubb: Never had one of those.
Jack Friedman: Cane's was never said. Dave's hot chicken was never said.
wubb: Oh!
Luke: I hate Canes.
wubb: Canes. What?
Jack Friedman: i love Cane's.
wubb: Canes is so good.
Jack Friedman: Cane's is so good. I just don't have it that often.
wubb: A Pita Pit?
Luke: Kane stopped his butt.
Jack Friedman: Pita pit?
wubb: You ever heard of Pita Pit?
Jack Friedman: No.
Luke: I have heard of Pita Pit.
Jack Friedman: Is
Luke: I used to go to Pita Pit drunk in undergrad.
Jack Friedman: that like garbanzos?
wubb: They got... Yeah, it's kind of like Garbanzo. They got like Euros, and they got like, you know, pitas, and...
Jack Friedman: Oh, they have pita pit? No fucking way.
Luke: tonight
Jack Friedman: Sorry. so i Sorry.
wubb: guess that's kind of good I guess it's kind of implied.
Jack Friedman: Sorry. My bad. My bad
Luke: I have to pee, FYI.
wubb: We can hear you doing it.
Luke: Yeah, i just wanted to let you guys know.
Jack Friedman: Wait, Be quiet. Luke, keep talking.
Luke: What?
Luke: you say hello And
wubb: Nose.
Jack Friedman: in Where's the chapstick?
Jack Friedman: my lips are My lips are so chapped.
Luke: Anyways.
Luke: Get some fucking chapstick, brother.
Jack Friedman: Dude, I've been putting on all day. ah was just at Elevation this weekend, so...
Luke: that In the red sky.
Jack Friedman: Yes.
Luke: Nice.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, it opening weekend.
Luke: I'm golfing this weekend.
Jack Friedman: With Jess?
Luke: Uh, no.
Jack Friedman: Who with?
wubb: Nice.
Luke: Um... with some friends with Avery and Will.
Jack Friedman: Oh, shout out Avery, shout out Will.
Luke: Shout out. out
Jack Friedman: Will you suck these nuts?
Luke: Sure. She'll
wubb: Sure, sure.
Luke: come.
Jack Friedman: yeah
Jack Friedman: All right. Well, we got three minutes left here tonight. I want to do a few shout outs. I want to shout out ah the new Chicago Pope. What up? Da Bears.
wubb: Duh, bears.
Luke: yeah couple
Jack Friedman: I want to shout out
Jack Friedman: Tizzle. Shout out Tizzle. want to shout out Bamren Bone. i want to shout out Fatty Fogue.
Jack Friedman: Fatty Fogle, I want to shout out. um KB Nuss, I want to shout out. um This podcast is brought to you Laws Whiskey.
Jack Friedman: Try out and the ah the old, ah um what's a call what's called, what's called, what's called?
wubb: Oh.
Jack Friedman: The Buffs.
wubb: Ralphie's Reserve.
Jack Friedman: Ralphie's Reserve. ah At your local store if they supply it. And if not, online at lawswhiskey.com.
Luke: Nice.
wubb: Some good shout outs there.
Luke: um They have a new batch coming out, 666 reserve. So go out, spend.
Jack Friedman: That sounds scary.
Luke: and It is scary. Very scary.
Jack Friedman: They have a 999 reserve planned.
Luke: No, they have a 911 reserve, Brian.
Jack Friedman: Oh, nice. yeah
wubb: oh well yeah
Jack Friedman: I might cop that one twice.
Luke: That's fine.
wubb: Not a big ju not a big Juice WRLD fan, but.
Luke: but
Jack Friedman: thought
Jack Friedman: yeah
Luke: I'm gonna put up next to them. Do the boot. Holy cow. I had a stroke.
Jack Friedman: All right. That's good. That's enough.
Luke: yeah
Jack Friedman: Luke. yeah yeah right, well, you got your shout outs.
wubb: ah ah Shout out Bozeman, Montana. Bozeman, Montana is really cool. I like it here.
Jack Friedman: no show.
wubb: I'm having a good time. ah Shout out Last Best Comedy. Come see me open mics on Tuesdays and Fridays and Mondays at the Eagle.
Luke: ah these Are these recorded for online consumption?
wubb: I have them recorded. If you would like to see my sets, I can send them to you. But I do not post them on Instagram or anything because I am scared.
Jack Friedman: Yep, we... Oh, damn. Okay, well, maybe we'll put one on the story.
Luke: please do send via platform.
Jack Friedman: We'll see.
wubb: Yes, just post my phone number on the Instagram story, and I will text you so to my stand-up set if you want to see them.
Jack Friedman: Yeah. Perfect.
Luke: This
Jack Friedman: All right, that's terrific.
wubb: Yeah.
Luke: is a good idea.
wubb: That's a great idea.
Jack Friedman: right.
wubb: I like this idea.
Jack Friedman: Yeah, that was good.
wubb: Those are my shout-outs. Luke, do you shout-outs?
Luke: Yeah, a shout out pasta with vodka sauce and Italian sausage. Shout out...
Jack Friedman: Oh, yeah.
wubb: Fuck yeah, dude.
Luke: Rigatoni Carbonara. Shout out Chicken Parmesan.
Jack Friedman: Not as much. Yep.
wubb: Shout out.
Luke: Shout out Fettuccine Alfredo.
Jack Friedman: ah
Luke: And shout out a Shrimp Cocktail.
Jack Friedman: Terrific.
wubb: That just made me come.
Jack Friedman: Yep, I came everywhere.
Luke: Thank you. Me too. I'm hard.
wubb: I'm so hard.
Luke: Anyway, thanks for tuning in.
Jack Friedman: I'm rock hard. Um. Thanks for tuning in. This has been ah Headed Wiest production.
Luke: Bum bum bum bum
wubb: I don't know.
Jack Friedman: This has been just Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste Headed Waste
Jack Friedman: Headed Waste Headed Waste It has been Headed Waste
