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Podcast Upgrades and New Intro
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wubb
you
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Jack Friedman
And now, a Headed Wiest production.
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Jack Friedman
Cracker Cat at?
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Jack Friedman
welcome in to a 2025 edition week.
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Luke
Yeah.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, it really doesn't.
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Luke
yeah
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wubb
Never gets old. Never gets old.
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Jack Friedman
Wow.
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Jack Friedman
It.
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Luke
I like the new addition to the intro.
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wubb
Was that, yeah, was that live?
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, it was you like that.
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wubb
Dude, that sounded really good. ah Yeah.
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Jack Friedman
I actually surprised myself there with that one.
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wubb
Yeah.
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wubb
Dude, it was so, like, crystal clear
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Luke
is not
Apology for Hiatus and Guest Introduction
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wubb
and everything.
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Jack Friedman
Well, yeah, we have we have so we have some upgrades. It's been a while, and I'd like to be the first to apologize to all of our dedicated listeners that it has been so long.
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Luke
Are you using mic right now, professionals?
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wubb
Oh, shit.
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Jack Friedman
um We've been making upgrades literally around the entire world. in terms of podcasts, we've been upgrading sound, we've been updating, upgrading content, and we actually even upgraded Luke.
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Jack Friedman
And now he's a new person.
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Luke
Was it was bad about the preview?
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Jack Friedman
So we want to welcome special guest, Luke. Thank you for joining us today.
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wubb
Thank you, Luke.
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Jack Friedman
been I, hosting Headed Wiest here, 2025 edition.
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wubb
Of course.
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Jack Friedman
Welcome to the show.
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Jack Friedman
ah Yeah, we're really, really happy that you guys are here.
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wubb
Welcome, Luke.
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Luke
What the heck?
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Jack Friedman
ah did Did you not tell him?
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wubb
Did you not... I thought you were going to tell Did you not get the email?
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Jack Friedman
I wasn't going to tell him.
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Jack Friedman
I thought...
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wubb
I thought you sent him the email.
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Luke
What was wrong with Luke?
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wubb
they See, this is why... We've got to be more on top of this.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, that's...
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Jack Friedman
i think that I think this is your fault. Yeah, I know.
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wubb
guy I thought we were going to get this done.
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wubb
this is this my fault?
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Jack Friedman
think it's yours. I thought i thought you were going to tell him.
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wubb
I thought it was to be like a group collective, like we, you know, send them the memo and then you CC me.
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Jack Friedman
My job.
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Luke
Guys, I'm right here.
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Jack Friedman
Well, this is...
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wubb
This is so weird. Oh, God, it's awkward.
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Jack Friedman
Awkward.
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wubb
Awkward. thank God.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, I just forgot we said that. We'll deal with it later.
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wubb
Yeah, we'll figure that out.
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Jack Friedman
um Welcome. Yeah, welcome to Headed Wiest. oh Jeez, that is brutal.
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wubb
Oh, God.
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Jack Friedman
Oh, God.
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wubb
What a terrible way to start this.
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Jack Friedman
Anyway, um
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Luke
I'm why am I even here?
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Jack Friedman
i think we should go to some more, let's go to a brighter topic, something. Let's just move along. Let's move past it. I think everyone, we can agree to move past that.
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wubb
ah Yeah, we can...
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Luke
That's easy for you to say.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah.
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wubb
I think this has to be an off-camera conversation.
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wubb
don't think we want to be doing this.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, don't do this in front of the kids.
Awkward Guest Introduction
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wubb
in front of the kids.
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Luke
is going to be my worst episode ever.
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Jack Friedman
Not in front of the kids,
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Jack Friedman
luke
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wubb
God damn it, Jack.
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wubb
thought we threw him off.
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Jack Friedman
No, it's okay. he He can battle through. And if he can't, if he can't he's only proving our point.
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Luke
i have the yips.
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Luke
That is as fucking mean.
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wubb
The yips became too consistent. Now it's...
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Jack Friedman
I know, yeah.
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wubb
from
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Luke
God damn it, guys. yeah I need new friends.
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Jack Friedman
All jokes aside, welcome to Edwise. myself, I can't speak for you guys. I am very happy to be back. um it's It's been maybe two or three minutes since we've recorded an epi, and it's good to be here.
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Luke
I think it might have been like four, if I'm being honest.
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wubb
It was around, let's just say four and a half.
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Luke
Okay.
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wubb
Let's say four and a
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Luke
i'm I'm good at the math part, you know.
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Jack Friedman
That is your forte.
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Jack Friedman
here Your will forte.
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wubb
You're the math guy. You're the math guy.
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Luke
That's right.
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wubb
Whoa.
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Luke
yeah
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Jack Friedman
Bang. is that Is that... He was in that show?
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wubb
You're the last man on earth.
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wubb
He was the guy.
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Luke
and
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wubb
Yeah. He was the last man on earth.
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Jack Friedman
Was there a woman in that show? There hadn't been.
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wubb
Yeah. She's the, it's the lady who has like the really high pitched voice and sounds like a toddler.
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Jack Friedman
Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. um
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Luke
She was also in SNL, I think.
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wubb
I forget her name.
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Luke
She kind of looks like a toddler too.
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Jack Friedman
Oh, jeez.
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wubb
A little bit, yeah.
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Luke
Like a 40 year old toddler.
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wubb
A
TV Show Discussions: 'The Last Man on Earth'
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wubb
grown toddler.
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Jack Friedman
Anna Faris?
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Luke
Yeah.
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wubb
christian kristin schar shal Kristen toddler.
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Luke
No.
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Jack Friedman
Who's that?
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Luke
Christian Shaw.
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wubb
s c h a a l
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Luke
Yeah. Yeah. Right. did Come on. 40 year old toddler. i was.
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wubb
fouryear old other
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Luke
but a
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wubb
Yeah, that'll be on the Instagram ah and the instagram story.
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Jack Friedman
Hmm.
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wubb
Christian Schall. We'll headshot Christian Schall.
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Jack Friedman
That's a good idea. Yeah.
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Luke
Good idea.
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wubb
Yeah.
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Luke
This is why we hired you as producer.
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wubb
Yep.
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Jack Friedman
Yep. Executive intern producer. um Anyway, so the premise of this is that they're the last two people on Earth, or there are more women and he's just the last man?
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wubb
I think it was he he woke up and some like virus killed everyone. And then he was alive still somehow. I don't really know how, but then he was alive and then he thought he was last one on earth.
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Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
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wubb
And he, cause he drove around to like every state in the United States and didn't find anybody. And he's like, damn. um And then he was, think he was going to kill himself. And then he was like, oh there's like a smoke plume in the distance. And then she was there.
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Jack Friedman
What was she cooking?
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wubb
And then, and then there was, there were the last two on earth.
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Jack Friedman
What was she cooking?
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Luke
I believe contrary to the title, he finds more people on earth.
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wubb
Probably beans.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, but if he finds more women, then that's it's not contrary, contradictory.
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Luke
No, he finds men as well.
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wubb
I think there's other dudes in there.
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Jack Friedman
So you're telling me they made a show called The Last Man on Earth, and he is in fact not the last man on Earth?
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Luke
That's correct. Yes.
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wubb
Yes. Yeah.
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Luke
But if you think about it, you know, there's only so much you can do with the premise of the last man on earth.
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wubb
Yeah.
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wubb
Cause like what, it's going to be like a solo series the whole time.
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Luke
you know
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Jack Friedman
like that's kind of I feel like that's kind of like why it's impressive and fun to watch because like you've created so many things for this last man to do.
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Luke
You know,
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Luke
but but can you, can you do that? I don't know.
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Jack Friedman
du it's like Seinfeld.
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Luke
I'm not creative.
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Jack Friedman
It's the same thing. It's a show
Survival Show Insights: Bear Grylls
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wubb
It's not.
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Jack Friedman
about doing nothing.
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Jack Friedman
there's what's What's the...
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wubb
It's a show about nothing.
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Jack Friedman
It's a show about nothing.
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wubb
and But like that's just Bear Grylls, you know.
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Luke
my
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Jack Friedman
I like Bear Grylls.
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Luke
and He drinks his pee. That's something.
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wubb
He did drink his piss. Do you know like that show is like fake?
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Jack Friedman
I did know that, but and he actually did he actually drink his pee?
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Luke
Yeah, I did.
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wubb
I think he actually did for the bit.
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Luke
Yeah. Oh, but they could have totally something.
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wubb
It's here's some lemonade. Put it in this snake. Because he pissed into a snake skin. Like he killed a snake.
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Jack Friedman
Could you...
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Luke
But we didn't see the direct shot of him peeing in the snake.
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wubb
like
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wubb
That is correct. They did not show us his cock and balls peeing into the snake.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, but also, like, what if but if, like, the production crew's like, dude, we'll just give you some water.
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Luke
Right.
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Jack Friedman
And he's like, no, i want to.
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Luke
He might, you never know.
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Jack Friedman
and then And then, like, he's just always drinking his own pee.
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wubb
But there's also absolutely no chance that Bear Grylls hasn't drank his own piss before. So like maybe he was like, I can do it again.
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Luke
haven't done
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, I mean, everyone does it at least once, right?
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Luke
it.
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wubb
Well, don't think my stream is powerful enough to get all into my mouth.
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Jack Friedman
But.
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Luke
Well, no, you'd probably like cup your hands and you know, like exactly
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Jack Friedman
Yeah.
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wubb
Oh, like, like drinking fresh water out of a creek.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, that's exactly. That's yes. Yes. But don't you can't mix it with anything. It's just got to be.
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wubb
Straight piss.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah.
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Luke
straight pee because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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Jack Friedman
Mm hmm.
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Jack Friedman
Good one, Luke.
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Jack Friedman
Good one.
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wubb
Good one.
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Luke
Thank you.
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Luke
Patches of hoodlahan.
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Jack Friedman
Patches. Oh, Lynn.
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Luke
You know, I've met two people in the past year that have never seen that movie.
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Jack Friedman
Why are you hanging out with 14-year-olds?
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wubb
That's a set.
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Luke
The sad part is they're older than 14. 24 24? Question mark?
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wubb
Oh.
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Jack Friedman
How old?
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Luke
Do you shut your mouth? in one four question mark
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Jack Friedman
Wow, that's pretty old for you, Luke.
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Luke
do you here
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Jack Friedman
but What? I don't know what talking about.
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Luke
That's outrageous. 25.
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wubb
You know what's funnier than 24? Oh,
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Jack Friedman
ready
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wubb
a
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Luke
Nice. takes.
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Jack Friedman
a um
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wubb
ah guys, we're so back.
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wubb
We're so back.
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Luke
Right.
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Jack Friedman
Well, it's the thing is, is like, it's good to be back.
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Luke
that's all that
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wubb
is
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Jack Friedman
And but we had to wait until we had something to talk about. Because if you think about it, ever since our last episode, there's really not been anything to talk about.
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wubb
What did we talk about last episode? Was I even on the last episode?
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Luke
right
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Jack Friedman
ah
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Jack Friedman
I don't know. All I know is that in the first five months of 2025, there's been absolutely zero
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Luke
I
Pickle Juice Anecdotes
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Jack Friedman
things to talk about.
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wubb
Yeah, like the world's been pretty like boring, like nothing's been going on anywhere.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, it's like like we we still have the same Pope who still are completely at peace around the world.
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wubb
Yeah.
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Jack Friedman
would
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wubb
Yeah, it's it's just like nothing going on.
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wubb
So it would have been like we were doing it for the listener because it's like, what were we going to talk about?
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Jack Friedman
have been really... Yeah, it would have been really boring.
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wubb
Yeah.
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Luke
That's right.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah. We only like to provide content that's entertaining. And that's kind of what I'm getting at.
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wubb
Of course.
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Jack Friedman
um And also, ah just think that we're not, I don't like to get political. And a lot of the a lot of the who's done it since and ifs, ands, or buts have been political for the past five months.
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Jack Friedman
So, um yeah.
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wubb
lot of butts have been political. That's been pretty tough.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Luke
Really?
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wubb
Thank you.
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Jack Friedman
The ands, too.
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Luke
good
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wubb
The ands have also been very political. It's like, you guys should shut up.
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Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
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Luke
if sand's been but
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Jack Friedman
Right. But now we're able to really come on here and talk about the the good stuff.
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wubb
That's been tough.
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Jack Friedman
Diddy's trial started last week, and I heard that there were actually three children on the jury.
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Luke
really
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Jack Friedman
so Which is interesting to me, because you feel like there's got to be some bias there, right?
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wubb
Well, it's it's isn't it supposed to be a jury of his peers?
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Jack Friedman
Is Diddy a ah ah child? Are children Diddy's peers?
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wubb
He associates himself.
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Jack Friedman
I guess he does associate with them for business purposes.
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Jack Friedman
this Do you think he's able to write that off?
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wubb
That's a tough one to write off.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, I feel like that would be tough.
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wubb
and we wait Yeah, that's a saying.
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Luke
He's between a pickle and a hard wall, you know?
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Jack Friedman
I'd like you to try that again.
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Luke
He's between a rock and a pickle.
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Jack Friedman
He's in a pickle.
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Luke
He's in a pickle and
Mouse in the House: A Comedic Tale
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Luke
he's
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Jack Friedman
Where is the pickle that he's in?
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Luke
between a rock and a hard wall.
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wubb
In a rock.
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Jack Friedman
A hard wall?
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Luke
Yeah, a hard wall, like a brick wall, a solid wall. And there's a rock and he's pinned.
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Jack Friedman
Okay.
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Luke
He's got 127 hours himself out of there.
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Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
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wubb
That's basically what the Diddy trial is.
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Jack Friedman
i think he might be stuck between a rock and a my crotch right now.
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Luke
You got something.
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wubb
But doesn't he has enough baby oil to get out of that fucking thing, dude.
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Jack Friedman
That's true.
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Luke
Oh, dude, you're so right.
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Jack Friedman
i don't think he's that stuck then.
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wubb
He could wiggle his way out of there for sure.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah.
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Luke
Oh my God. Do you do that could have prevented 127 hours?
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wubb
Yeah.
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Jack Friedman
Do you think pickle juice is a euphemism?
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Luke
ah in one way
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wubb
i think if you I think you just kind of made it one.
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Jack Friedman
Well, I'm just saying like in general, like i was at a bar last week, when it was two weeks ago, and they had like pickle juice shots. Is that, is that, wait, what just happened?
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wubb
I don't know. It sounded like he fell.
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Jack Friedman
Luke, Luke, are you okay?
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wubb
Did he fall?
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Luke
I was just um ah just drinking a drink.
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Jack Friedman
Oh, that, okay. Dude, it sounded like your chair just split in half.
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wubb
Oh, he cracked open a beer.
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wubb
Yeah, it sounds like you fell on the floor.
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Jack Friedman
Okay.
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wubb
it's like It sounded like you fell on the tiled floor and, like, smacked both your hands on the ground.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, it sounded a bit...
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Luke
i could well I don't have a towel in here. i can do on wood.
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wubb
oh
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Luke
I'm an expert at with wood.
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wubb
You're wood expert?
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Luke
I'm a wood expert.
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wubb
Are you a carpenter?
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Luke
Yes.
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Jack Friedman
Oh, yes.
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Luke
What were you saying, Jack, about pickle juice?
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Jack Friedman
ah Oh, yeah, i was at a bar last... Maybe it was two weeks ago.
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wubb
oh
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Jack Friedman
It was whenever... don't even remember where I was. um But they had pickle juice shots, and I'm wondering if that's like... You know, like ah well or if it's like pickle juice.
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Luke
Well, think about this. Do you remember when you spilled pickle juice in my basement?
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Jack Friedman
No.
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Luke
I sure do.
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Luke
because
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wubb
Oh, he smelled like pickles down there.
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Jack Friedman
Based on this conversation, that kind of scares me.
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Luke
No, it was real pickle juice.
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Jack Friedman
as i Oh, it was actual pickle juice? Okay.
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wubb
Oh, man.
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Luke
It was the big jug. You know the big fucking thing of Vlasic pickles?
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, were they whole dills or were they sliced?
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Luke
Yeah, they were whole pickles. Whole dills.
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Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
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wubb
um man
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Luke
And I would drink the pickle juice. So you ate the last pickle and I was like, I'm to give me that juice. And then I said it somewhere and it got knocked over.
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Luke
I'm
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Jack Friedman
Luke, you're really not helping yourself here.
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wubb
ah
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Luke
a pickle juice, Stan. What can I say? What do you like pickle juice?
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wubb
I can't say ah I love it, but I also, I usually only eat like the bread and butter pickles and they have all those little like seeds in there and you can't be drinking that.
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Luke
Oh, do
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Jack Friedman
The what? You, the what pickles?
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wubb
The bread and butter pickles, the chips, like the little chips.
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Luke
Nice.
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wubb
See, that was a good one.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah.
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Luke
I thought mine was pretty good.
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wubb
That was a good one.
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Jack Friedman
Yeah, it was for an amateur.
Debating Star Wars Movies
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Luke
Listen, bread and butter pickles are the worst pickles
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wubb
Dude, no. Have you ever had them on like a Cubano?
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Luke
Yeah, but I don't want my Cubano to be sweet. I want a dill pickle or a spicy pickle, you know?
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wubb
They're a little zesty. They got a little zest to them.
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Luke
But they're sugary.
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wubb
Not sweet. like They are kind of sugary, I guess. You can't like eat them out of the jar, but like if you mix and match them with shit, dude.
00:15:28
Luke
Let me tell you, I like to eat the pickle fresh out the jar.
00:15:32
wubb
You're a raw pickle guy?
00:15:33
Luke
I raw dog the pickles.
00:15:35
wubb
God, ah you're an animal.
00:15:39
Luke
I've seen Jack around.
00:15:41
wubb
I think he's pleading the fifth.
00:15:48
Luke
Jack, can you comment?
00:15:51
Jack Friedman
Um, no.
00:15:55
Luke
Come on. Back me up here.
00:15:57
Jack Friedman
I honestly just tuned out because I was thinking of something else.
00:16:01
Luke
What were you thinking of?
00:16:03
Jack Friedman
I'm thinking of, uh, you you will get there.
00:16:08
Luke
Okay.
00:16:09
Jack Friedman
it's my It's my segment for the week.
00:16:09
wubb
for the later segment.
00:16:11
wubb
Just the later segment.
00:16:11
Jack Friedman
And I was thinking about how I wanted to present it um and the right way to present it. And then um i yeah tuned out and then I came back and I heard Rod Dog to Pickle.
00:16:26
Jack Friedman
And then I thought, maybe I shouldn't comment on this.
00:16:30
Luke
Well, you were the one raw-dogging the pickle. so
00:16:34
Jack Friedman
Oh.
00:16:36
Luke
Do you remember when I raw-dogged your grandma's pickle?
00:16:41
Jack Friedman
Can we just not?
00:16:43
wubb
Oh.
00:16:46
Luke
No, I'm serious. I'm serious. Your grandma has a very spicy pickle.
00:16:51
Jack Friedman
I'm... Yes. she She does.
00:16:54
Luke
And Jack told me it was spicy, and I was like... There's no way it's that spicy.
00:16:59
Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
00:17:00
Luke
And so i I ate it. I ate it raw. And it was spiciest pickle I've ever had in my life.
00:17:06
Jack Friedman
Yeah, dude, those pickles have some fucking kick to them.
00:17:08
Luke
it was like It was like I ate a habanero pepper. It was like the like she did something to those pickles. I don't know what she did, but she it was like I ate a pepper straight.
00:17:19
Jack Friedman
Yep, they're quite spicy.
00:17:22
Luke
Good pickle, though. That's a pickle I will always happily raw, dog.
00:17:26
Jack Friedman
Yeah, I agree. Great pickle.
00:17:28
Luke
Mm hmm.
00:17:29
Jack Friedman
Yep.
00:17:31
Luke
Anyway.
00:17:32
Jack Friedman
Any, any who? Um, yeah.
00:17:39
Luke
oh I have a story.
00:17:42
Jack Friedman
Ooh.
00:17:43
Jack Friedman
Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.
00:17:43
wubb
I'm ready for it.
00:17:45
Luke
Okay, guys, I have a mouse in my house.
00:17:48
Jack Friedman
Oh, God.
00:17:49
Luke
And i didn't want to kill the mouse in my house.
00:17:51
Jack Friedman
you give Did you give it a cookie?
00:17:55
Luke
I gave it a cookie and it won't fucking leave, dude. It won't fucking leave.
00:17:58
Jack Friedman
Okay, i have ah i have ah I have a solution.
00:18:02
Luke
Yeah.
00:18:03
Jack Friedman
If you want it to leave, all you need to do is give it a glass of milk.
00:18:11
wubb
It always works.
00:18:12
Jack Friedman
It works every time.
00:18:12
Luke
Is that the solution?
00:18:13
Jack Friedman
Yep, without a doubt.
00:18:14
wubb
yeah
00:18:15
Luke
So i need to I need to leave a glass of milk. How do I... I've never seen the mouse, so how do I know it's tall enough to drink from the glass?
00:18:24
Jack Friedman
Well, I guess you could.
00:18:24
wubb
well you
00:18:25
wubb
like Are you saying that like he hasn't asked for a glass of milk yet?
00:18:28
Luke
No.
00:18:29
Jack Friedman
Well, that's that's the issue.
00:18:29
wubb
Because when you give him...
00:18:30
Luke
This mouse in my house, he just poops and then leaves.
00:18:31
Jack Friedman
He's. right
00:18:34
Jack Friedman
He's probably a little shy.
00:18:35
wubb
Well, if you
00:18:36
wubb
if you gave him a cookie, then he's going to ask for milk. So maybe he didn't like the initial cookie.
00:18:44
Luke
Oh, and he's pooping to to make a point.
00:18:48
wubb
Right, and he's like, fuck your cookie.
00:18:50
Jack Friedman
Give me give me some milk.
00:18:53
wubb
Yeah.
00:18:53
Luke
Well, let me tell you, I gave him a rat poison.
00:18:56
Jack Friedman
Oh, geez.
00:18:56
Luke
It's...
00:19:00
wubb
That'll make you shit for sure.
00:19:01
Jack Friedman
Yeah, I don't know.
00:19:01
Luke
bull here He went in the trap. He went in where the rat poison is. He didn't need it. He looked at it dead in the eye, pooped all around it, and left.
00:19:14
Jack Friedman
That's just a sign of dominance, and I kind of love it.
00:19:17
Luke
He knows.
00:19:18
wubb
Yeah,
00:19:18
Luke
he but Yeah. He's trying to big dick me.
00:19:19
Jack Friedman
ah Yeah, it sounds like that.
00:19:22
wubb
he disassembled your trap.
00:19:23
Jack Friedman
Yeah, it sounds like that rat's a homie.
00:19:26
Luke
No, I guess I need to give him milk. What if I put rat poison in the milk?
00:19:30
Jack Friedman
Well, maybe instead of milk, you just he's just bring them home some cookout.
00:19:36
Luke
That could work.
00:19:36
wubb
Yeah, give him like a rib or something.
00:19:37
Jack Friedman
Yeah, or quesadilla.
00:19:39
Luke
Ooh, baby back ribs, quesadilla, chicken quesadilla.
00:19:42
Jack Friedman
I'd hit most of the major kinds of food. just in You don't want piss them off, right?
00:19:47
wubb
Like tacos.
00:19:47
Jack Friedman
You get a little taco, maybe a little dumpling action.
00:19:49
Luke
Oh yeah. Cause it's 2025. He might be sensitive.
00:19:53
Jack Friedman
you want to hit like a shawarma.
00:19:56
wubb
Maybe like a Euro.
00:19:57
Luke
Ooh, I like those things.
00:19:57
Jack Friedman
The Euro, like that. What about,
Ranking Star Wars Movies
00:20:01
Jack Friedman
ah I was going to say pasta.
00:20:01
wubb
Like a pizza maybe, like a slice. Give him like a cheese slice.
00:20:04
Jack Friedman
I think it's easier for him to eat pasta.
00:20:05
Luke
He's had pizza and pasta. I know he has.
00:20:07
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:20:07
wubb
Mm.
00:20:09
Jack Friedman
I don't
00:20:11
wubb
What other food groups are there? guess you could try to give him a vegetable, but he'd probably just shit more.
00:20:15
Jack Friedman
know, like a ah hamburger maybe?
00:20:16
Luke
I don't think he wants the vegetables. I tried to get him cheese by putting it in a trap, and he got the cheese out of the trap without triggering the trap.
00:20:26
Jack Friedman
Does it upset you that you're losing to a mouse?
00:20:29
Luke
It does. It really fucking does. Because I've tried all the solutions. There's no more solutions. What do I do? I tried the traps. I tried the poison. I tried rat repellent. I tried it all.
00:20:40
Jack Friedman
I got it. I figured it out. Okay. And this is... want preface this.
00:20:49
Jack Friedman
This strategy is solely based on... what I think would work best and not based on any experiences I've had before.
00:21:00
Luke
Okay. Yes.
00:21:01
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:21:01
Jack Friedman
So you take this rat, you send, is it a he or she?
00:21:02
Luke
Sure.
00:21:09
wubb
That's very important.
00:21:10
Luke
a he.
00:21:12
wubb
You're assuming? You
00:21:13
Luke
I'm assuming.
00:21:14
Jack Friedman
Yeah. I don't know if you can do that.
00:21:16
wubb
can't do that anymore.
00:21:17
Luke
Well, here's the thing. Based off of his actions towards me, I think it's a he. Because if it was a she, I think she'd be more polite. She might not be pooping so much. And also, girls don't poop, so it's definitely Okay.
00:21:29
Jack Friedman
Okay, you got me there.
00:21:31
wubb
That's so real.
00:21:31
Jack Friedman
um Yep. Okay, good. So we've established that it's a he. um And if you didn't know it was a he, it's probably got a tiny ween. So, if you want to take care of this problem, you invite him out to dinner. Okay.
00:21:48
Luke
Hmm.
00:21:49
Jack Friedman
yeah a You split, I don't know, maybe a chicken parm and a glass of wine. And then...
00:21:58
Jack Friedman
No, sorry, let me rephrase this You take him out to dinner to a French restaurant, okay?
00:22:04
Luke
A French gerant.
00:22:05
Jack Friedman
Yes, a French-sturant. You go and you get a little steak frites, maybe. You get him really in love with the atmosphere of this French restaurant.
00:22:10
Luke
Ooh.
00:22:14
Jack Friedman
And then at the end of the meal, you say, hey, I want you to meet someone. You take him back to meet the chef, okay?
00:22:23
Luke
Oh, Chef Linguini.
00:22:25
Jack Friedman
Well, it's just any chef, really. It doesn't matter.
00:22:27
Luke
OK.
00:22:27
wubb
like Take your pick.
00:22:28
Jack Friedman
You meet, he meets the chef. They start talking. They exchange phone numbers, right? And then you say, hey, man, I really like this little meal we went on, but I just kind of want to be friends.
00:22:40
Jack Friedman
Then you let this rat and the chef start hanging out some more. You know, they get drunk. They share stories. And then all of a sudden, they're buddies.
00:22:50
Jack Friedman
He goes, hey, man. the chef, he goes, hey, can you help me out in the kitchen? And then all of a sudden, that rat's in the kitchen, out of your house, off your hands.
00:23:00
Jack Friedman
Game over.
00:23:00
wubb
Boom.
00:23:02
Luke
What if the rat can't cook?
00:23:06
wubb
I'm pretty sure, can't they all?
00:23:08
Jack Friedman
Anyone can cook.
00:23:10
Luke
That's a good point.
00:23:10
wubb
They just have to like work at it.
00:23:11
Luke
Let me cook. Let me cook.
00:23:13
wubb
Let him cook.
00:23:15
Jack Friedman
Let him cook. Let him cook. That's right.
00:23:15
Luke
Let me cook.
00:23:18
Luke
I can't cook. Rat can cook. That's a good idea, Jack. I'll try that.
00:23:22
Jack Friedman
Yeah, let me know how it goes.
00:23:22
Luke
Unfortunately,
00:23:23
Jack Friedman
We'll talk about it next week.
00:23:25
wubb
That might work.
00:23:26
Luke
there's no French gerants in Columbia, South Carolina.
00:23:31
Jack Friedman
Oh, well then just take him to Paris.
00:23:35
Luke
Oh, good idea. Do I have to buy him an airplane seat?
00:23:38
Jack Friedman
That's a good question. I'd call... who are you going fly?
00:23:43
Luke
I think I'm going to go Air France.
00:23:45
Jack Friedman
Do they fly to Charleston? Charlotte?
00:23:50
Luke
Charlotte. who
00:23:53
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:23:54
wubb
Yes. well
00:23:55
Jack Friedman
Air France.
00:23:55
Luke
Charlotte, big airport.
00:23:57
Jack Friedman
Air France in Charlotte, North Carolina.
00:24:00
Luke
That's right. Yeah.
00:24:01
Jack Friedman
That's like seeing a rat in an Italian restaurant. just doesn't make sense.
00:24:10
Jack Friedman
sir
00:24:10
Luke
Before we move on from this was Ratatouille an Italian restaurant or a French charan?
00:24:15
Jack Friedman
Dude, he was in Paris. He was clearly French.
00:24:17
Luke
Oh, well, maybe it was like, we're in America.
00:24:19
wubb
yes
00:24:20
Jack Friedman
no there's no No, there's no maybe. There are no maybes. There are no ifs or buts.
00:24:27
Luke
No, that's not true. That's not true. Not every restaurant in Paris is a French restaurant.
00:24:32
Jack Friedman
Okay, is Ratatouille an American dish?
00:24:37
Luke
Let's see. Ready?
00:24:37
Jack Friedman
The name of the fucking movie.
00:24:43
Jack Friedman
You are aggressively typing.
00:24:45
Luke
if this
00:24:45
wubb
There
00:24:46
Luke
It is a classic French dish.
00:24:49
wubb
you go.
00:24:52
Luke
I submit. well
00:24:56
wubb
I think you're
00:24:56
Luke
i submit
00:25:00
wubb
going to take the other.
00:25:00
Jack Friedman
Remy
Movie and TV Series Preferences
00:25:01
Jack Friedman
wasn't whipping up stir fry, you dumb fuck.
00:25:06
Luke
I never said it was stir fry. I just thought maybe it was like Italian fry.
00:25:10
Jack Friedman
Is ratatouille an Italian dish?
00:25:13
Luke
You shut your mouth.
00:25:15
Jack Friedman
you think Do you think Disney... is it it Was it Pixar? It was Pixar. You think Pixar was going to base an entire movie in Paris, France and make the restaurant he worked at Italian?
00:25:16
wubb
It wast was a dumb question.
00:25:29
Luke
how would that be really
00:25:31
Jack Friedman
That would actually be hilarious.
00:25:31
Luke
i mean
00:25:35
Jack Friedman
ah
00:25:35
Luke
That'd be awesome, dude.
00:25:38
Jack Friedman
That's like if they made... Oh, God. What's his name?
00:25:43
Jack Friedman
The...
00:25:43
Luke
Linguini. The chef's name is...
00:25:45
Jack Friedman
is No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:46
Luke
ah
00:25:47
Jack Friedman
That's not who I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of the the guy in cars who changes the tires real fast. Is his name also Linguini?
00:25:55
wubb
Guido.
00:25:57
Luke
I know, wait I think Wubb is right. I think it's Guido.
00:26:01
wubb
ni Guido.
00:26:01
Jack Friedman
Is it Guido?
00:26:03
Luke
but think That's a really cast of...
00:26:07
wubb
Yeah.
00:26:09
Jack Friedman
Oh, it is Guido. Yeah, so it's like if you had Guido and you gave him a thick French or sorry, German accent, like it doesn't make sense.
00:26:20
Luke
Holy shit.
00:26:20
wubb
Doesn't add up.
00:26:21
Luke
Guys, the guy who voices Guido is named Guido.
00:26:21
Jack Friedman
What?
00:26:26
wubb
No shit.
00:26:27
Jack Friedman
No way. Oh, yeah, his name's Guido. Wait, what's what's his? No, no. What's the what's the?
00:26:35
Luke
Yeah, Guido Cuaroni.
00:26:39
Jack Friedman
Oh, my God, that's right.
00:26:42
Luke
And then Owen Wilson, legend.
00:26:43
Jack Friedman
Yeah,
00:26:47
wubb
What a legend, dude. I kind of forgot that he was Lightning McQueen.
00:26:50
Luke
Larry the Cable Guy is Mater?
00:26:52
Jack Friedman
you didn't know that.
00:26:53
wubb
Mm-hmm.
00:26:55
Luke
Holy shit, the star-studded cast. They should reboot Cars. What a great movie.
00:27:01
wubb
Well, they make all those like shorts, like those animated Disney shorts of like, Tell Mater. And he's like flying and he's like a plane for some reason.
00:27:11
Luke
I have seen that because then he flies into the Twin Towers.
00:27:11
Jack Friedman
the The Disney...
00:27:15
wubb
Yes. Yep.
00:27:15
Jack Friedman
yes
00:27:17
wubb
Tell Mater did 9-11, dude. Yeah.
00:27:21
Luke
You know that one that's like the bow one? ate
00:27:26
Jack Friedman
yeah Yeah, and she eats the bow at the about the end.
00:27:26
wubb
Yeah.
00:27:29
Luke
yeah she ate her she ate her son.
00:27:32
Jack Friedman
Yeah, but that's the that's like the whole premise.
00:27:37
Luke
But like her son went to school and her son grew up and then she was like, I'm going to eat you.
00:27:42
Jack Friedman
No, it was that she didn't want to let him go. And then she ate him and felt so terrible that she swallowed his whole life. And then she realized that she could let him go.
00:27:55
Luke
But she already ate him.
00:28:01
Jack Friedman
All right, whose turn is it?
00:28:01
Luke
Cool.
00:28:06
Jack Friedman
Whose turn is it?
00:28:06
Luke
yeah Turn for what?
00:28:08
wubb
Are we doing a... what What segments are we doing, guys?
00:28:11
Jack Friedman
What do you mean? what You didn't come prepared?
00:28:13
wubb
I have one.
00:28:14
Jack Friedman
Okay, I have one too. Who wants to go first?
00:28:18
wubb
I can go first. Mine's easy. easy
00:28:21
Luke
Go for it.
00:28:22
wubb
Mine's ah minds a blind ranking.
00:28:24
Jack Friedman
Oh, wait. sorry Sorry. Hold on.
00:28:30
Jack Friedman
This blind ranking... Oh my god. okay This blind ranking segment on Headed Wiest is brought to you by Cardboard. It'll help you move and it'll help you write signs.
00:28:45
Jack Friedman
Cardboard. It's multifunctional.
00:28:50
wubb
Thank you, Cardboard, for sponsoring this.
00:28:52
Luke
Good job.
00:28:53
wubb
I'm just going to wait.
00:28:54
Jack Friedman
Oh, yes.
00:28:56
Luke
Nice.
00:28:56
wubb
That was a good one.
00:28:56
Jack Friedman
Nice.
00:28:57
wubb
That was a good one.
00:28:57
Luke
That sounds goothy.
00:28:59
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that was great. That was crisp.
00:29:00
wubb
That was a great one right there. All right. My blind ranking is, ah we talked about this before the pod, or briefly before the pod, but I'm going to have you guys blind rank Star Wars movies.
00:29:11
Jack Friedman
okay
00:29:12
wubb
Because the 20th anniversary of Revenge of the Sith was yesterday. So I just want to throw that out there.
00:29:18
Jack Friedman
Was it really happy anniversary?
00:29:19
Luke
OK.
00:29:19
wubb
It was. Came out. and About 20 years ago yesterday. So pretty big, pretty big. So you guys ready? it's I'm giving you five movies a year. You got blind rank them.
00:29:29
Jack Friedman
Okay, but
00:29:29
Luke
Okay, wait, are we including the like new Star Wars movies?
00:29:33
wubb
It can be any of the Star Wars movies.
00:29:35
Luke
Okay, so with the lady one, too?
00:29:37
wubb
It can be lady ones.
00:29:38
Luke
Okay.
00:29:38
wubb
Yeah, it could be like the solo movie.
00:29:40
Jack Friedman
Wait, are these...
00:29:41
wubb
It could be anything.
00:29:41
Jack Friedman
These include, like, the the spin-offs?
00:29:45
wubb
ah Not the TV shows, no.
00:29:47
Jack Friedman
No, not the TV shows, but there was, like, a Rogue One, like, that...
00:29:50
wubb
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like all those kind of things, yeah.
00:29:51
Jack Friedman
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
00:29:52
Luke
Okay, okay, I'm ready.
00:29:53
wubb
You guys ready?
00:29:54
Jack Friedman
Yep.
00:29:54
Luke
Yeah.
00:29:55
wubb
Speaking of Rogue One, the first one to blind rank is Rogue One.
00:30:00
Jack Friedman
Okay.
Luke's Love's List: Fast Food Draft
00:30:01
Jack Friedman
Luke, you want to take this first, or...?
00:30:03
Luke
I think Rogue One is the best modern Star Wars movie.
00:30:10
Jack Friedman
hu
00:30:11
wubb
I'd agree.
00:30:13
Luke
I would put that, I don't know, because he could give us two bangers from the old series. But I think Rogue One at two is probably like comfortable, maybe three.
00:30:21
Jack Friedman
Right.
00:30:28
Luke
What do you think?
00:30:30
Jack Friedman
i would I was going to agree with you and put it at three.
00:30:34
Luke
Okay, I'll go for three.
00:30:34
Jack Friedman
as i think I think we have bangers ahead of us, and i wouldn't be surprised if he threw in an absolute dumpster fire somewhere.
00:30:45
Jack Friedman
so
00:30:46
Luke
Yeah, he's going to put in he's definitely going to put in a dumpy.
00:30:46
wubb
e
00:30:49
Jack Friedman
Yep, I think so. So let's hear let's hear the next one.
00:30:51
Luke
Okay.
00:30:52
wubb
You're locking in three? Okay, Rogue one at three.
00:30:53
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
00:30:54
Luke
Yep.
00:30:56
wubb
Next movie. Some will say this is the best movie of the series. Empire Strikes Back. Where are you putting Empire Strikes Back?
00:31:03
Luke
and Burr strikes back, and Burr strikes
00:31:05
Jack Friedman
That was the second one released, Luke.
00:31:08
Luke
back. Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:31:10
wubb
That was the Darth Vader's like, I'm your father.
00:31:13
Jack Friedman
Yeah. I mean, in terms of in terms of cinematic climax, it's got to be got to be up there, right?
00:31:16
Luke
Um...
00:31:26
Jack Friedman
But in terms of the series,
00:31:30
Jack Friedman
I mean, i'd i Luke, I'd go... I'd go one or two. it can't It can't go four, that's for sure. Okay.
00:31:38
Luke
I don't think it's one. i don't think it's one.
00:31:40
Jack Friedman
and I'd be okay with a number two spot.
00:31:44
Jack Friedman
but But here's the thing.
00:31:44
Luke
Okay.
00:31:46
Jack Friedman
Which... Are you going to put Return of the Jedi at one?
00:31:52
Luke
um
00:31:56
Luke
Let me think here. Let me think here.
00:31:57
Jack Friedman
there are only so many options that can go above it. Like maybe Attack of the Clones...
00:32:04
Luke
I don't know. No, no, I think I think Revenge of the Sith might be the best.
00:32:12
Jack Friedman
Really?
00:32:14
Luke
Dude, that has one of the most iconic battles in all of Star Wars.
00:32:18
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:32:19
Jack Friedman
But also... No, keep
00:32:19
Luke
You were the chosen one.
00:32:21
Luke
You weren't supposed to join the Sith. You were be your supposed to... I forgot the rest.
00:32:26
Jack Friedman
going. Okay. Okay.
00:32:28
wubb
You almost had it.
00:32:29
Luke
i
00:32:29
wubb
You were very close.
00:32:30
Luke
I was so close, but i i I'm gonna butcher it if I continue.
00:32:31
wubb
You were so close. So
00:32:36
wubb
so where are you guys putting it?
00:32:38
Jack Friedman
like Luke, there are only so many options.
00:32:40
Luke
you
00:32:41
Jack Friedman
There are like two options that can go above it.
00:32:44
Jack Friedman
i I like one.
00:32:44
Luke
Let's go two.
00:32:47
wubb
You want to put Empire Strikes Back 1?
00:32:48
Luke
he's go to give us He's going to give us a better banger.
00:32:50
Jack Friedman
ah don't think so. i think he's gonna I think he's doing this on purpose.
00:32:53
Luke
You think he's going to go three dumpies?
00:32:55
Jack Friedman
I think so.
00:32:57
Luke
ah Okay, well, it's a new hope is not better.
00:32:58
Jack Friedman
And plus, it's a safe bet at one. like no No one's going to really disagree with that.
00:33:11
Luke
Phantom Menace is not better.
00:33:16
Luke
attack like Is Attack of the Clones the General Grievous one?
00:33:20
wubb
No, that's Revenge Sith.
00:33:22
Luke
Oh, dude. Revenge of the Sith is so fucking good.
00:33:25
wubb
Attack of the Clones is the one where Anakin was like, like kind of creepy the whole time towards Padme, but then like she married him.
00:33:31
Luke
Okay. Oh, is that the scene where they're at Lake Cuomo?
00:33:32
wubb
And then...
00:33:35
Luke
Oh.
00:33:36
wubb
ah ah Close. But yeah, yeah, they're yeah they're out they're at the lake. They go to nebu And then they're like, they're in Naboo. And then like ah they fight Count Dooku at the end.
00:33:48
Luke
Padme is like a solid 11 out of 10 in that.
00:33:49
Jack Friedman
Okay. Okay.
00:33:51
Jack Friedman
Okay,
00:33:51
wubb
Yeah.
00:33:52
wubb
Yeah.
00:33:53
Luke
Uh, okay, Jack, I'll go with, I'm fine with one. I'm fine with one.
00:33:56
Jack Friedman
we're going one.
00:33:57
wubb
Empire goes at one. All right. Now, the next one, we're going to the sequels. The Last Jedi.
00:34:08
Luke
Hmm.
00:34:08
Jack Friedman
Hey, Luke, aren't you happy? this is This is five for me.
00:34:15
Luke
Wait, is the last Jedi with Ray?
00:34:17
Jack Friedman
that was like That was like when we were like seniors in high school.
00:34:20
wubb
That was the second, it's the second Rey movie.
00:34:23
Luke
Yeah, I'll go five.
00:34:26
wubb
Five. Okay.
00:34:27
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:34:29
wubb
Sweet.
00:34:30
Luke
Okay.
00:34:30
wubb
Now, Return of the Jedi.
00:34:35
Luke
Return of the Jedi. Okay, that's...
00:34:37
Jack Friedman
that That's the one you were bitching about, wasn't it? Oh no, that's the one I wanted it too.
00:34:41
Luke
No, no, no. Return of the Jedi, it's not better than um Empire Strikes Back. So I'm happy... We have, wait, we have four and we have two open.
00:34:54
Jack Friedman
Yeah, and this is going to go to two.
00:34:54
wubb
You have four and two.
00:34:57
Luke
He has to give us Revenge of the Sith at the end. He's giving us a banger at the
Restaurant Draft Continues
00:35:01
Luke
end.
00:35:01
Jack Friedman
He's not going to do it. He's going to give us, like, fucking Rogue One at the end.
00:35:05
Luke
He already gave us Rogue One.
00:35:06
Jack Friedman
Oh, sorry. That's not what I'm going to say.
00:35:07
Jack Friedman
I'm going to say like that. Rogue One was good, but it wasn't great. I think he's got the Force Awakens waiting for us, but it's okay. I think this goes two. I think Return the Jedi goes two.
00:35:08
Luke
Rogue One's good.
00:35:22
Luke
right, I'll put it to... Wait, we wait well wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we do that, people hate Ewoks.
00:35:31
Jack Friedman
I love Ewoks.
00:35:33
Luke
I like the Ewoks, but the Ewoks were controversial.
00:35:38
Jack Friedman
Why? Because... Are you trying to make this like a woke thing?
00:35:43
Luke
No, people just don't like them. They're like, they they just thought it was yeah
00:35:45
Jack Friedman
How could you not like them? They were adorable.
00:35:49
Luke
candy. I like them.
00:35:52
Jack Friedman
Okay, what's the last one?
00:35:54
Luke
Okay, let's go two.
00:35:56
wubb
The last one, unfortunately, guys, is Revenge of the Sith.
00:35:58
Jack Friedman
God fucking damn it.
00:35:59
Luke
I knew it, dude. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.
00:36:03
Jack Friedman
Well, now we're stuck. Doesn't matter. There's no debate anymore.
00:36:08
Luke
ah Okay,
00:36:08
wubb
That's tough.
00:36:09
Luke
four, whatever.
00:36:10
Jack Friedman
I'm still happy with the list, honestly. My top two
00:36:14
Luke
Yeah, you forced me into that shit.
00:36:16
wubb
You got gaslighted into............
00:36:19
Luke
I did.
00:36:19
wubb
but
00:36:19
Luke
I got gaslit so hard. Jack is so good at gaslighting.
00:36:22
Jack Friedman
You... You got got, bitch.
00:36:26
wubb
You did get got.
00:36:27
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
00:36:27
Luke
what What would you put that order in, Wub?
00:36:30
wubb
Oh, I'd go Revenge of the Sith, Empire Strikes Back, Rogue One, ah Return to the Jedi, and then The Last Jedi at the last one.
00:36:40
Luke
That's what I would fucking done.
00:36:44
wubb
Return of the Jedi is good, but it's not Revenge of the Sith and it's not Empire Strikes Back, and Rogue One is like super cool to watch.
00:36:44
Luke
up
00:36:54
wubb
Because it's like the freak it's like the lead up to A New Hope.
00:36:54
Luke
Yeah.
00:36:56
wubb
And A New Hope was kind of boring. Even though it was you know still a good movie.
00:37:01
wubb
it ah it makes it makes a Rogue One makes A New Hope even better.
00:37:01
Luke
I agree.
00:37:02
Luke
with one
00:37:04
Jack Friedman
I think they got too political with it.
00:37:08
Luke
With what? With Rogue One?
00:37:09
Jack Friedman
With...
00:37:09
Luke
Because of the blind guy or something?
00:37:09
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:37:13
Jack Friedman
What?
00:37:14
Luke
Because of the blind guy?
00:37:16
Jack Friedman
No.
00:37:18
wubb
They put a blind guy in a damn Star Wars movie? What the hell?
00:37:21
Luke
The blind guy is the one who's like, let me feel the force.
00:37:25
wubb
Mm-hmm.
00:37:26
Luke
You know?
00:37:28
wubb
Yeah, think was cool as fuck.
00:37:28
Jack Friedman
Well, he's blind. He had to feel it.
00:37:30
Luke
is cool.
00:37:30
Jack Friedman
He couldn't see it
00:37:32
Luke
Yeah, this is true. has that.
00:37:33
wubb
Yeah.
00:37:33
Luke
He is. There's blind person
00:37:34
Jack Friedman
Also, blind blind characters are terrific across series.
00:37:38
Luke
in Avatar.
00:37:40
Jack Friedman
What's that chick's name in Avatar? She's great.
00:37:44
Luke
there's a blind person in the avatar
00:37:46
Jack Friedman
She's like one of the best characters. Yes. She can't see anything.
00:37:49
Luke
Oh, in the cartoon, Toph.
00:37:51
Jack Friedman
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:52
Luke
Yeah, Toph is awesome.
00:37:54
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
00:37:56
Luke
Great show.
00:37:58
Jack Friedman
Do you know why her name's Toph?
00:38:01
Luke
Because she's Toph to beat in battle.
00:38:04
Jack Friedman
i was going to say it's it's really it really tough for her to see.
00:38:05
wubb
That's good
00:38:07
Jack Friedman
But yeah. Yeah,
00:38:07
Luke
We're kind on the same page there.
00:38:12
Jack Friedman
yeah we were on the same page. That was good. That was good. That was terrific.
00:38:16
wubb
one. Well, concludes my segment.
00:38:19
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:38:19
Luke
That was controversial ones there.
00:38:22
Jack Friedman
Sure was.
00:38:25
Luke
Okay, Jack, do you want to segment your segment?
00:38:31
Jack Friedman
I might have to make an audible now that I think about it, but I, well, because my segment would last about three seconds, not three seconds, three minutes.
00:38:35
Luke
Why?
00:38:42
Jack Friedman
And it's also blind ranking.
00:38:45
wubb
We can do two.
00:38:46
Luke
segment
00:38:46
wubb
We can back-to-back blind ranking.
00:38:48
Luke
I'm okay with that. Well, you guys know what my segments are. So.
00:38:53
wubb
Right.
00:38:54
Jack Friedman
but What are your segments?
00:38:54
wubb
I'm fine with back-to-backing.
00:38:56
Luke
My segments are drafts.
00:38:58
wubb
Yeah.
00:38:58
Jack Friedman
You're going to do a draft.
00:39:00
Luke
I always do draft.
00:39:02
Jack Friedman
Okay, well...
00:39:05
wubb
Let's blind ranking it, dude. Let's double it up. I want to do this.
00:39:06
Jack Friedman
No, I don't want to double it up.
00:39:08
Jack Friedman
I'll save...
00:39:08
wubb
But I want to be a part of it.
00:39:08
Luke
Let me.
00:39:08
Jack Friedman
No, this... I'll save this one for next week.
00:39:12
wubb
right, fair.
00:39:13
Jack Friedman
And i Okay.
00:39:13
Luke
Let me.
00:39:14
Luke
A beer.
00:39:16
Jack Friedman
And I i will...
00:39:16
Luke
10 seconds.
00:39:17
Jack Friedman
eat I'll be able to substitute. I have something else prepared.
00:39:22
wubb
I'm excited to see what it is.
00:39:23
Jack Friedman
Well, you won't see it. You'll hear it.
00:39:28
wubb
God damn it.
00:39:29
Jack Friedman
To be fair...
00:39:31
wubb
I'm like Toph.
00:39:35
Jack Friedman
Who's that?
00:39:38
Luke
one
00:39:40
Jack Friedman
Sorry.
00:39:43
wubb
so os hope
00:39:43
Luke
Well, you've seen Invincible.
00:39:45
wubb
No, I watched the first episode. How
00:39:48
Luke
Okay, you should watch it. It's phenomenal.
00:39:50
wubb
many seasons are there? Like three.
00:39:52
Luke
Three.
00:39:53
wubb
I can get into that.
00:39:55
Luke
You should. You should. And then let me know.
00:39:59
wubb
I'm just not a huge animated show guy.
00:40:01
Luke
I'm not either, but but it's fantastic. promise.
00:40:07
wubb
Fuck, I'll give it a watch. i I remember watching the first episode and i was like, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:40:11
Luke
Right? Yeah.
00:40:12
wubb
was like, hell.
00:40:12
Luke
See, and that continues the whole way.
00:40:15
wubb
Oh, God. was like the end of Django in the fucking and animated form, dude. I was like, oh my God.
00:40:23
Luke
Yeah. Ready?
00:40:26
Jack Friedman
Yeah. Oh, nice.
00:40:27
wubb
oh
00:40:29
Luke
Thank you.
00:40:29
wubb
That was good one. That was a good one
00:40:32
Jack Friedman
Terrific.
00:40:33
Luke
Okay.
00:40:34
Jack Friedman
um Okay. ah I'm going to... how do I want to structure this? um Luke, do you want to do an ad read? to do
00:40:46
Luke
Yeah, okay.
00:40:48
Jack Friedman
Go for it.
00:40:48
Luke
This segment is brought to you by Lumi, whole body deodorant, specifically for your grundle, if you're a lady.
00:41:00
Luke
Use it to freshen up. Thank you.
00:41:07
wubb
He said pacifically.
00:41:07
Jack Friedman
Is that a real?
00:41:09
Luke
That's real. That is a real thing.
00:41:10
Jack Friedman
That's a real product.
00:41:12
Luke
It's real product.
00:41:13
Jack Friedman
It's called Lumi.
00:41:15
Luke
L-U-M-E. No,
00:41:17
Jack Friedman
Oh, that's loom.
00:41:18
wubb
Loom. Yeah.
00:41:19
Luke
no, no, no. but It's pronounced Lume. Trust me, I've seen plenty of commercials.
00:41:25
Jack Friedman
Why?
00:41:27
Luke
I don't know. I think they think did it.
00:41:28
Jack Friedman
Why? Yeah, why are they targeting your downstairs when it's for women?
00:41:34
wubb
Maybe they think he has a stinky pussy.
00:41:34
Luke
I think maybe they think I'm a woman.
00:41:37
Jack Friedman
Well, I guess they're not assuming, so that's good on them.
00:41:41
Luke
Right.
00:41:41
wubb
True.
00:41:42
Jack Friedman
but Yeah, just not to get political or anything. I just think it's a little odd.
00:41:46
Jack Friedman
Anyway, o welcome to Jack's segment.
00:41:46
wubb
Too political.
00:41:54
wubb
Woo!
00:41:56
Jack Friedman
ah What I typically do in my segment is I say thanks to people who don't get thanks enough. um This week, I'm going to say no thanks to people who need to fuck off.
00:42:07
Jack Friedman
um And I'm just going to do a big list. ah We can chat about it if you agree, to disagree. But yeah, that's basically it's basically it. and he Any quandaries or qualms?
00:42:18
Luke
I'll quandry you in the face.
00:42:20
wubb
Whoa.
00:42:21
Jack Friedman
All right. Number one on my list is Luke.
00:42:26
Luke
Whoa!
00:42:29
Jack Friedman
Kidding. Yeah, no kidding, kidding, kidding.
00:42:30
wubb
Starting off hot.
00:42:31
wubb
Okay.
00:42:32
Jack Friedman
um This first one goes to people both in traffic and in person ah who decide that they can cut the line without repercussions. A big old F you to you.
00:42:46
Jack Friedman
Um, recently I've been in a lot of traffic, uh, cause there's construction fucking everywhere. And some of these people, when there's a merge lane and people are merging over, they'll cut past the people who are merging over and go all the way up to the front.
00:43:01
Jack Friedman
Um, because they're more important than everyone else. So and that's really, that's,
00:43:05
Luke
That's right.
00:43:08
wubb
See, I agree with that only in traffic. I don't think I've ever actually been like cut in front of unfairly in real life.
00:43:16
Jack Friedman
Ever?
00:43:17
Luke
Oh, I definitely have.
00:43:17
Jack Friedman
Yeah, it happens all the time.
00:43:18
wubb
Like, that never once that's never once happened to me.
00:43:20
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:43:21
wubb
Someone like just walks in front of me. I'm like, what the hell? That's never happened to me.
00:43:25
Luke
Oh, and oh.
00:43:25
Jack Friedman
The chat. The chat and cut. Have you never seen one of those?
00:43:30
wubb
No.
00:43:31
Jack Friedman
If you're at a wedding or you're at...
00:43:34
wubb
Never been to a wedding.
00:43:35
Jack Friedman
Okay, anywhere with like... what What's it called? Buffet style food. Anywhere. Any event. You're just sitting there. You're in line. Everyone's having a good time.
00:43:47
Jack Friedman
And then someone comes out of the is like, oh my god. love them haven't seen you in so long. And then they cut the entire fucking line. that Never.
00:43:55
wubb
Never. No, I think I have good i have good like life experience. I think people are like, no no nothing's ever happened.
00:43:58
Jack Friedman
Yeah, lucky you. Okay.
00:44:00
wubb
I think I'm just a lucky guy then.
00:44:02
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:44:02
wubb
But in traffic, I definitely agree those people can fuck off and die.
00:44:05
Jack Friedman
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
00:44:06
Luke
smell
00:44:06
Jack Friedman
like i Also, people who swerve in and out of like lanes on the highway just so like they can get to wherever they're going like two minutes faster, and they're like passing on the right, cutting over the left, riding people's ass.
00:44:20
Jack Friedman
you know Just bad yeah drivers in general, I think, yeah.
00:44:20
wubb
Yeah, you're like, where are you going, man?
00:44:24
Jack Friedman
I'm not sure there's a more despised population I hate.
00:44:30
wubb
Yeah, it's like, what do what, do you think you're better than me?
00:44:30
Luke
There's a whole lot of them.
00:44:32
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:44:32
Luke
that Yeah.
00:44:33
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:44:34
wubb
Yeah, I hate that shit.
00:44:35
Luke
You're better than me?
00:44:37
wubb
You talking to me?
00:44:38
Luke
You talking to me?
00:44:40
wubb
You talking to me?
00:44:41
Luke
I'll take a half scoop of poop.
00:44:45
Jack Friedman
Yeah, give me an everything a little bit of lox and a half scoop of poop on there.
00:44:55
Luke
Gonna go light today, give me a pound of poop on there.
00:45:00
wubb
Give me a half pound of poop. Respect the schmear. Oh.
00:45:07
Luke
You know what, today I'm feeling a little crazy. I want that thing loaded up with poop. Give me nothing but poop on there.
00:45:16
wubb
ah
00:45:17
Luke
Anyway, Jack, take it away.
00:45:20
Jack Friedman
Number two.
00:45:25
Jack Friedman
Anyone who works at the poop deli. No. um Number two. ah God, this kid at my work who doesn't show up ever.
00:45:36
Luke
Ooh. Is he going to get fired?
00:45:39
Jack Friedman
I don't know. Who knows? Wouldn't it be funny if like next week he like finds this podcast, decides to click on it and like goes right to this point and figures out that I don't like him.
00:45:52
Luke
You should send him the link in this exact timestamp.
00:45:54
wubb
Whoa.
00:45:56
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that'd be great. ah Yeah, so last week, ah we started keeping track of like his hours and his free time ah on an Excel document.
00:46:07
Jack Friedman
And 8.30 is when he should get there. He should leave around 5. um Last week on Tuesday, showed at 9, left for lunch 11, came back at 4.30, and left for lunch at eleven came back at four thirty And then another day he left at 1130 and then never came back.
00:46:23
wubb
whoa
00:46:28
Jack Friedman
So he never came back.
00:46:29
Luke
Wait, we never came back?
00:46:30
wubb
What?
00:46:31
Jack Friedman
I think it was Thursday. just never came back. He was gone like fucking. He had over 10 hours of quote unquote free time over the course of two days. It nuts.
00:46:44
Luke
Holy shit.
00:46:44
wubb
my god.
00:46:45
Jack Friedman
hmm.
00:46:46
wubb
Yeah, fuck that guy. I dont think that guy needs to fuck off.
00:46:48
Jack Friedman
Yeah. um So that's number two on my list. Number three on my list is anyone who takes the last bit of food without asking everyone else if it's okay.
00:46:59
Jack Friedman
And just go for it.
00:47:00
wubb
Yeah,
00:47:01
Jack Friedman
If you're sharing something, like say you have like an appetizer for the table and there's like one something left and everyone's had one and ever it's all even at that point.
00:47:13
Jack Friedman
And then someone just goes for it.
00:47:16
wubb
it seems like a group decision that has to be made, you know?
00:47:18
Jack Friedman
Yeah, like there needs to be input from other people.
00:47:21
wubb
Yeah, my move, what I do, because I usually like taking the last piece of it if it was good. And my move is I just interrupt all conversation happening at the table.
00:47:25
Jack Friedman
Sure.
00:47:30
wubb
And I go, is anyone else want this?
00:47:32
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that's great.
00:47:32
wubb
Anyone else going to go with this? And then people are like, yeah, i was thinking about it. then i go, let's split it.
00:47:36
Jack Friedman
Yeah, let's split it. There you go.
00:47:38
wubb
Let's split it up.
00:47:38
Jack Friedman
That's that's how it goes.
00:47:38
wubb
Yeah. That's all it takes.
00:47:39
Jack Friedman
i It's the right way to do it.
00:47:42
wubb
Yeah.
00:47:42
Luke
I swear.
00:47:43
Jack Friedman
Uh-huh.
00:47:43
wubb
Mm-hmm.
00:47:44
Luke
Can I add on to that?
00:47:45
Jack Friedman
Yeah, you might.
00:47:47
Luke
People, when you get a shared app or something, like nachos, and they take the chips with the most stuff on them, and they leave you just the chips with nothing, like the little naked chips, fuck those people.
00:47:56
Jack Friedman
yeah
00:48:01
Jack Friedman
Yeah. Well, I go to this place that has a rule that if you order nachos to share, you can't only take the nachos that have a lot of stuff on it.
00:48:15
Luke
I think that's a great rule.
00:48:16
wubb
That's a fantastic rule. Because I think everyone, if you have a plate of nachos, everyone has to eat shit sometimes and just eat the plain chips.
00:48:17
Jack Friedman
i think it's a good rule. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:25
Jack Friedman
Right.
00:48:25
wubb
You know, like, everyone's, like, you have to do that.
00:48:26
Jack Friedman
Cause then you're just getting chip.
00:48:26
Luke
Yeah, everybody's a few.
00:48:28
wubb
Like, you go, like, you go, like, two balds and then a loaded one. And then, like, two balds and then a loaded one. Like, just to, like, you know, keep yourself humble, you know?
00:48:33
Luke
Right.
00:48:33
Jack Friedman
There just needs to be a conscious effort to not be a dick, you know?
00:48:38
Jack Friedman
Okay,
00:48:38
wubb
Yeah.
00:48:39
Luke
Agreed? ah great
00:48:41
wubb
Yeah.
00:48:42
Jack Friedman
great. I'm glad we're on the same page and I'm going two more. Um, People who... See, I have friends who live across the country, some and sometimes we we talk while...
00:48:56
Jack Friedman
while I'm watching sporting events. And sometimes they're ahead of me. and And when they're ahead of me, they react to it.
00:49:07
Jack Friedman
And I know they're reacting to something that's happening in the game ahead of me. And I just want to watch it and be just as surprised as they were. But I can't do that because they're reacting to the game that is happening ahead of me.
00:49:21
Luke
Can I just can I ask you question?
00:49:22
wubb
like Yeah.
00:49:23
Jack Friedman
Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:49:25
Luke
Have you ever thought about watching it ahead of them?
00:49:28
Jack Friedman
ah Yeah, but with streaming, it's not really possible to to to change.
00:49:33
Luke
What if everybody's streaming? We're all streaming.
00:49:36
Jack Friedman
Yeah, I mean, it's luck of the draw. So sometimes, like, I'm ahead of them. Sometimes they're ahead of me. But, like, mm-hmm.
00:49:42
Luke
Okay. okay
00:49:43
wubb
That happens to me and Mi Madre when we're watching the Oilers games.
00:49:48
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:49:49
wubb
like something will happen and then like i like live to me and my mom like live text each other while it's happening and like sometimes the others will score and then i text her and i'll be like oh my god what a goal and she's like hey dude i'm on cable you're on streaming like you gotta you gotta delay your responses like by like 10 seconds or like 15 seconds sometimes it's up to a minute which is crazy i think they need to fix that shit but you know
00:50:00
Jack Friedman
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:03
Luke
really
00:50:08
Jack Friedman
yeah
00:50:13
Luke
yeah they That's a problem on the providers and the the streaming or cable providers, you know, just fucking sync it all up, you know?
00:50:23
wubb
It shouldn't be that hard.
00:50:24
Luke
Just shouldn't.
00:50:24
wubb
It's one game. like multiple games are happening. It's like this is the one game. We're all watching that one game. How
00:50:29
Luke
Right. We're living in 2025.
00:50:32
wubb
have we not figured this shit out yet?
00:50:34
Jack Friedman
kind of hate Kind of hate the amount of...
00:50:34
Luke
Exactly.
00:50:39
Jack Friedman
That's a first world problem.
00:50:43
wubb
You're getting too political.
00:50:43
Luke
Yeah.
00:50:44
wubb
Look.
00:50:45
Jack Friedman
You're getting too political.
00:50:49
Luke
That's fair.
00:50:49
wubb
look
00:50:50
Jack Friedman
And finally, i don't like people who unplug the fridge to charge their cell phone.
00:50:58
Luke
What?
00:50:58
wubb
What a mad man, whoever does that.
00:51:03
Jack Friedman
I don't...
00:51:03
Luke
Do you have experience in this domain?
00:51:05
Jack Friedman
Yeah. ah Well, I don't do it myself. i just don't really respect people who who do that.
00:51:10
wubb
Someone's unplugged a fridge to charge their phone before?
00:51:16
Jack Friedman
that not happen? Okay. Well, we can't... You have good life experiences. like you know I mean, we can't can't expect you to understand, but yeah, you are privileged.
00:51:26
wubb
I'm very privileged in this matter, though.
00:51:28
Jack Friedman
You're very lucky.
00:51:29
wubb
This is crazy.
00:51:29
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
00:51:31
Luke
ah Okay. Nevermind.
00:51:36
Jack Friedman
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Okay.
00:51:38
wubb
Please.
00:51:39
Jack Friedman
um
00:51:42
Jack Friedman
Yeah, but that's it.
00:51:43
Luke
wrap it up?
00:51:43
Jack Friedman
I i had an honorable mention, but I don't need to...
00:51:46
Luke
No, please do.
00:51:48
wubb
Please.
00:51:49
Jack Friedman
um People who... Oh, wait, where is it?
00:51:57
Jack Friedman
Oh, yeah. People who take food off your plate and then rate it without asking.
00:52:03
Luke
rate it?
00:52:04
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm. They'll, like, take a bite and go, eh, seven, eight. I don't know.
00:52:09
wubb
i I honestly, that's kind of rock star. I think I like that.
00:52:14
Luke
You know, I wouldn't like it if it happened to me, but if I rated the food, if I was the rater, I would be, I'd like it more.
00:52:14
Jack Friedman
Let's
00:52:20
Jack Friedman
see. Yeah. They do say Luke's a really good rateist.
00:52:28
wubb
Luke's a raider.
00:52:28
Luke
That could be two bad things.
00:52:36
Luke
Anyway, i don't think I like the people you're hanging out with, Jack.
00:52:37
Jack Friedman
Anyway. ah
00:52:41
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:52:42
Jack Friedman
okay
00:52:42
Luke
Bridge Unpluggers and Food Raiders.
00:52:45
wubb
yeah
00:52:46
Jack Friedman
Well, you're one of the best. You're one of the best at what you do, Luke. you you would I understand the fridge thing, but ah feel like you i feel like I feel like you'd sympathize with the Raidists.
00:52:59
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
00:53:00
wubb
He's a Raidist sympathizer? Oh my goodness.
00:53:03
Luke
That's right.
00:53:04
wubb
That's crazy.
00:53:08
Luke
that Yeah. anyway Anyway, let's move on.
00:53:11
Jack Friedman
Yep.
00:53:15
Jack Friedman
um
00:53:19
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:53:21
Luke
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:53:21
Jack Friedman
um But let me do an ad read.
00:53:24
Luke
Okay.
00:53:28
Jack Friedman
Tired of playing Tetris with your leftovers? Meet the Frost Peak 5000, the refrigerator that finally gets you. With smart tech, humanly controlled crisper drawers, the more space is yours.
00:53:42
Jack Friedman
head over to Lowe's and Home Depot to get the Frost Peak 5000, the refrigerator that finally gets you. And yes, there's Wi-Fi. Because why wouldn't your fridge text you when you're out of oat milk?
00:53:58
Luke
What?
00:54:00
wubb
Hell of a sponsor. I want that fridge.
00:54:01
Jack Friedman
But don't unplug it to charge your cell phone.
00:54:06
Luke
I didn't know that we had that sponsor. That's interesting. Good to know.
00:54:10
Jack Friedman
It's new. I just got the fridge.
00:54:13
Luke
Nice. Big fridge guy.
00:54:16
Jack Friedman
You know what it said when it showed up?
00:54:19
Luke
Why is your refrigerator running? That
00:54:21
Jack Friedman
No, that would have been funny though.
00:54:25
Luke
would have been pretty funny.
00:54:30
Luke
What did it say? Mmm.
00:54:34
wubb
oh
00:54:36
Luke
That's pretty good. Okay, well, should it be time for Luke Love's list?
00:54:42
Jack Friedman
Yes, it's time for Luke's Loves List.
00:54:43
wubb
Yes.
00:54:45
Jack Friedman
Ba-da-ba-ba-da!
00:54:45
Luke
Woo! Alright,
00:54:47
Jack Friedman
Luke's Loves List.
00:54:49
Luke
so we're running out a time. We're only going to draft three each here, okay?
00:54:53
Jack Friedman
We can go overboard. It's our first episode in 17 months.
00:54:57
Luke
Okay, that's fair. That's...
00:55:01
Luke
divide by three anyway ah let me
00:55:05
Jack Friedman
Hey, Siri. What's 17 divided by 3?
00:55:07
wubb
Oh, God.
00:55:08
Luke
um holy shit um okay here's the topic of draft today non-fast food fast casual restaurants
00:55:09
Jack Friedman
ah
00:55:12
wubb
Goddamn.
00:55:14
Jack Friedman
Okay. okay
00:55:24
wubb
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
00:55:26
Jack Friedman
Okay, but we need, this always gets hairy. What, if there's a drive-thru, is it automatically Like,
00:55:35
Luke
Hmm. That's a good question. That's a good question.
00:55:40
Jack Friedman
like
00:55:40
Luke
You know what?
00:55:41
Luke
Let's just open it up.
00:55:41
Jack Friedman
but
00:55:42
Luke
Let's say fast food and fast casual restaurants.
00:55:45
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:55:46
wubb
I like that. Okay, that's more of my speed.
00:55:50
Jack Friedman
And there's less ambiguity.
00:55:50
Luke
Okay.
00:55:51
Jack Friedman
So who wait, we need to figure out the order.
00:55:52
Luke
Um,
00:55:55
Luke
yeah, you pick a number between one and three.
00:55:59
Jack Friedman
I'll let you pick. Let
00:56:01
wubb
I'm going to go with three.
00:56:03
Luke
Jack.
00:56:04
Jack Friedman
me go with one.
00:56:06
Luke
Hey Siri, pick a number between one and three.
00:56:11
Luke
It's one.
00:56:11
Jack Friedman
Yes.
00:56:13
wubb
Damn.
00:56:14
Jack Friedman
Bang! bankng ba Bang, bang, bang!
00:56:15
Luke
It's Jack, Luke, what?
00:56:16
Jack Friedman
Woo!
00:56:19
Luke
Snake.
00:56:20
Jack Friedman
So it's fast, casual, and fast food?
00:56:23
Luke
And fast food.
00:56:26
Jack Friedman
Hmm. Do they have to be national chains?
00:56:32
Luke
No, they can be regional.
00:56:36
Jack Friedman
and Okay.
00:56:39
Jack Friedman
Hmm.
00:56:42
Luke
We're getting five picks each.
00:56:42
Jack Friedman
Okay.
00:56:45
Jack Friedman
um Fuck.
00:56:50
wubb
This is going to be hard.
00:56:52
Jack Friedman
I know.
00:56:52
Luke
Mm-hmm.
00:56:52
Luke
It's
00:56:55
Jack Friedman
I'm gonna go
00:56:59
Jack Friedman
with my first pick in the 2025 Fast Casual draft.
00:57:06
Jack Friedman
I'm gonna select Chick-fil-A.
00:57:09
wubb
Damn.
00:57:10
Luke
a good pick. It's good pick.
00:57:11
wubb
Solid pick. It's a great pick.
00:57:13
Jack Friedman
Thank you.
00:57:15
Luke
Chick-fil-A. um All right. With the second pick of the 2025 Fast Food Plus Fast Casual draft, I select Shake Shack.
00:57:31
Jack Friedman
That's a very nice pick.
00:57:31
wubb
Okay.
00:57:33
Jack Friedman
I think
00:57:33
wubb
like guys are pretty early i think that's an early Shake Shack pick, to be honest with you.
00:57:35
Jack Friedman
ah could you probably could have let it slide. Um,
00:57:38
wubb
think you could have let that one slide a little bit
00:57:39
Luke
You're right, but I really needed that. I just...
00:57:42
wubb
a little bit. You gotta to get your guy.
00:57:44
Luke
It's a fake.
00:57:45
wubb
yeah yeah you're That's your guy.
00:57:46
Luke
That's my guy. You know, sometimes you don't want to draft for the best talent. You need to draft the positional needs.
00:57:55
wubb
That's so real. i I appreciate your pick.
00:57:59
Luke
Thank you.
00:58:00
wubb
ah For my number one pick, I'm going to go with the classic Taco Bell.
00:58:05
Jack Friedman
Yeah,
00:58:06
Luke
Oh, fuck. I kind of just forgot about that.
00:58:10
Jack Friedman
yeah that was pretty good.
00:58:11
wubb
You know, it might not and i might not be good later on, but when you're in a pinch.
00:58:15
Jack Friedman
and we're we're picking five, right?
00:58:19
Luke
Yeah, and Webb gets a second here.
00:58:21
wubb
Oh, get to back to back here.
00:58:23
Luke
You're back to back and...
00:58:25
wubb
And, you know, I think I'm going to go back to back just. another classic. i I think I was going to get the golden arches. I think I'm going to with McDonald's here.
00:58:33
Jack Friedman
Yep. I was also hoping both of you weren't going to do that, but that's okay.
00:58:33
Luke
I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
00:58:37
wubb
i have I think I just have to take him off the board. He's just such a raw talent, you know? like
00:58:41
Jack Friedman
Yeah, I mean, that was ah was terrific. Good pick. I'll give you that.
00:58:47
Luke
right, with the number two pick, I'm going Chipotle.
00:58:50
Jack Friedman
Fuck you, you little piece of shit.
00:58:50
wubb
Fuck. Damn it.
00:58:52
Jack Friedman
You little white boy, little fuck. I mean, pick. Sorry, lost my temper there.
00:58:58
Luke
Well, now you get two, Jack.
00:59:00
Jack Friedman
I know I get two but now i have to pick a new one. because That's what I was gonna take. um geez.
00:59:13
Jack Friedman
It's my second pick. I'm gonna take
00:59:21
Jack Friedman
five guys.
00:59:23
wubb
Damn.
00:59:23
Luke
Ooh, that's good.
00:59:24
wubb
Fucking took mine.
00:59:26
Jack Friedman
I had
00:59:26
Luke
That's a value pick.
00:59:28
Jack Friedman
it's a Yeah, it's just, speaking of value, it's expensive.
00:59:32
Luke
It is. Interesting
00:59:33
wubb
But it's a staple, and you know getting.
00:59:34
Jack Friedman
Yep. And just because I know I'm not going to get a better one with my next pick, I'm going to take Illegal Pete's.
00:59:37
Luke
pick.
00:59:48
Luke
Interesting pick.
00:59:49
wubb
Okay, okay. That's definitely a fair pick. If you don't get Chipotle, I think Illegal Peach is definitely the next move there.
00:59:56
Jack Friedman
Yep.
00:59:57
Luke
See, but that's not going to hit with the non-Colorado listeners.
01:00:01
Jack Friedman
And that's that's the gamble. I mean, I could have let that slip, but I'm not picking Qdoba. Qdoba sucks.
01:00:07
Luke
I love Qdoba.
01:00:08
Jack Friedman
I dare you to pick Qdoba, you little bitch.
01:00:11
Luke
I won't, but that's also one that the non-Colorado listeners, non-Westerners, aren't going to know. All
01:00:18
Jack Friedman
and Okay. Go ahead.
01:00:21
Luke
all right, with the third pick...
01:00:26
Luke
oh but
01:00:32
Luke
I think I'm gonna go with Wendy's.
01:00:37
wubb
Okay.
01:00:39
Jack Friedman
That's a terrific...
01:00:39
wubb
I mean, if you can't take if can't take the think anyone would.
01:00:40
Jack Friedman
If you can't take McDonald's, yeah.
01:00:42
Luke
Yeah. I'm not taking BK. Like, I don't wanna, don't hate myself, you know?
01:00:49
Jack Friedman
Yeah, and Wendy's wendy says the the biggie bag, dude.
01:00:49
wubb
I think i think
01:00:52
Jack Friedman
It's just an unreal...
01:00:54
wubb
the deal's at Wendy's.
01:00:54
Luke
The Biggie bag, the four for four, a baked potato, bowl of chili, some spicy nugs.
01:01:01
wubb
lot of variety over there.
01:01:02
Jack Friedman
This podcast is brought to you by Wendy's.
01:01:02
Luke
That's right.
01:01:05
Jack Friedman
Faux for faux! Wendy's.
01:01:09
Luke
I thought it was Wendy's. Do you like Wendy's nuts? Slap your face?
01:01:16
Jack Friedman
They slap him four times.
01:01:17
Luke
Wendy's.
01:01:18
Jack Friedman
That's four for four.
01:01:22
Luke
you That was good.
01:01:24
wubb
There you go.
01:01:25
Jack Friedman
Wendy's. All right, who's up next?
01:01:25
Luke
Nice.
01:01:29
Luke
Wubb has two.
01:01:30
wubb
I got it back to back here. And for my third pick, I'm going to go with Noodles and Company.
01:01:37
Luke
who See, I am a such a hater.
01:01:38
Jack Friedman
a i i like it but because everyone i know hates it i couldn't take it but i respect it i'm here i respected you i like it hu i didn't know that either until i started talking about it with luke and everyone else i know but um i think they've fallen off a bit quality has fallen off um
01:01:45
wubb
What?
01:01:49
wubb
There's a lot of noodles haters out in the world. I didn't, I thought it was a,
01:01:56
wubb
I thought this was a beloved franchise, but they have a new menu now.
01:02:02
Luke
Mm-hmm.
01:02:03
wubb
So maybe that, maybe that'll change them around.
01:02:04
Jack Friedman
I tried their new chicken parm and it was like the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life.
01:02:07
wubb
The chicken parm was not good, but I mean, you got to get either the buttered noodles or you get the mac and cheese and you can't go wrong.
01:02:08
Jack Friedman
Oh my God.
01:02:12
wubb
The potstickers are blessed.
01:02:12
Jack Friedman
And their meat their meatballs are great.
01:02:13
Luke
See, the mac and cheese is so upsetting.
01:02:14
Jack Friedman
Are their potstickers good?
01:02:17
wubb
The mac and cheese is good. No, you throw a little parm-crusted chicken on there. You get a little protein added on. It's good.
01:02:21
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
01:02:22
wubb
Some good stuff there.
01:02:23
Jack Friedman
Okay.
01:02:23
wubb
You got to make, that's the thing. It's not on the menu, but you got to make it yourself. and And you can make noodles, whatever you want. You know what i mean
01:02:28
Luke
You know what? That's fair. and oh Maybe I'll try it again one day here.
01:02:33
Jack Friedman
Okay, what do you got get next?
01:02:33
wubb
I mean? I hope I can. My next one, I'm going to go with a cold sandwich going to go with Jersey Mike's.
01:02:39
Luke
Oh, fuck. Good idea.
01:02:40
Jack Friedman
Cold old Sando is pretty priest pretty spot on. That was a good idea. That was great.
01:02:41
Luke
Yeah.
01:02:46
wubb
i'm getting a lot of I'm trying to get a lot of variety in mine, you know?
01:02:48
Jack Friedman
Sure, sure, yeah. I understand. That was really good.
01:02:51
Luke
Damn, that was good. That was good.
01:02:54
Jack Friedman
Okay.
01:02:55
Luke
um e I'm personally not a fan, but I know that people are a fan.
01:03:02
Jack Friedman
Don't say it.
01:03:03
Luke
going to go with Jimmy John's.
01:03:04
Jack Friedman
Okay, good.
01:03:05
wubb
Okay. Freaky fast.
01:03:07
Jack Friedman
Fine.
01:03:08
Luke
you've got
01:03:09
Jack Friedman
Freaky Fast. Luke, you're keeping track of these, right?
01:03:12
Luke
Yeah.
01:03:12
Jack Friedman
Okay.
01:03:13
wubb
I'm writing mine down.
01:03:15
Jack Friedman
i was
01:03:15
Luke
Oh, I got it.
01:03:15
Luke
Don't throw you worried.
01:03:17
wubb
I got a double list here.
01:03:17
Jack Friedman
And i have two I have two free picks now, right?
01:03:17
Luke
up
01:03:19
Jack Friedman
Oh.
01:03:20
wubb
Mm-hmm.
01:03:20
Luke
Two threes.
01:03:21
Jack Friedman
Uncontested?
01:03:22
wubb
Monkey tested.
01:03:23
Luke
Mm-hmm.
01:03:23
Jack Friedman
ah fuck yeah.
Sonic and Crumble Cookies Discussion
01:03:25
Jack Friedman
Okay. With my fourth pick... I'm going to take a Arguably, I think it's kind of a cult classic.
01:03:34
Jack Friedman
Like, people just love this place for no real reason.
01:03:38
Luke
Mm-hmm.
01:03:38
Jack Friedman
Sonic.
01:03:40
wubb
Oh, great pick.
01:03:40
Luke
Ooh. I like Sonic.
01:03:43
Jack Friedman
Uh-huh. Sonic is terrific. they And they have a ton of variety, too.
01:03:48
Luke
They do.
01:03:48
Jack Friedman
And it just gets...
01:03:49
Luke
good breakfast too.
01:03:51
wubb
I think if I didn't get McDonald's, I would have gone Sonic, I think, over Wendy's.
01:03:54
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that's what I did, but i I thought I could let it slip to the bottom, and i and it sure did. And now, to really throw everyone off their trail, and you can tell me if this counts or if it doesn't, but to really round out my whole team, I wanted to go with Crumble Cookies.
01:04:01
Luke
Fuck.
01:04:08
Luke
Mm-hmm.
01:04:16
wubb
i
01:04:16
Luke
Mm-hmm.
01:04:19
wubb
I would go yes.
01:04:20
Luke
I'll let you take it.
Waffle House: Regional Appeal
01:04:22
Jack Friedman
Okay, I'm going take it.
01:04:24
Luke
I don't think it's threatening, to be honest, but I'll.
01:04:26
Jack Friedman
I think it is.
01:04:26
wubb
I don't think so either.
01:04:27
Luke
no
01:04:27
Jack Friedman
i think it gets a large female population majority. The the females love crumble cookies.
01:04:36
Luke
Look, I love my cookies, but. You don't go to crumble for a meal.
01:04:40
Jack Friedman
i've already I've already hit everything else on my list. Every base has been covered. I have all of it, and I just threw a dessert in there.
01:04:48
Luke
That's fair. That's fair.
01:04:48
Jack Friedman
How you make a full team? You can't... you I mean, the Oilers know you can't win a cup without a goalie, right?
01:04:54
wubb
That's so real.
01:04:54
Jack Friedman
Yeah.
01:04:54
wubb
yeah to You got to have a well-rounded squad. i think I think, honestly, you did round it off very well there.
01:04:56
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
01:05:00
wubb
Even though it's an off-the-wall pick.
01:05:01
Luke
All right.
01:05:01
Jack Friedman
Appreciate you. That's, yeah, sometimes you got sometimes you gotta to be off the wall.
01:05:03
Luke
It is.
01:05:06
Luke
Maybe that's the second round draft pick that turns into a three-time MVP.
01:05:06
wubb
I'm going to do it.
01:05:11
Jack Friedman
Yep,
01:05:11
wubb
Yeah, that's your Nicole Jokic right there.
01:05:11
Jack Friedman
yep.
01:05:14
Luke
go
01:05:14
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
01:05:15
Luke
Okay. Well, ah with the fifth pick of my draft, I'm going to take Waffle House.
01:05:21
wubb
That's a good, yeah.
01:05:23
Jack Friedman
Sure.
01:05:23
Luke
Thank you. Thank you.
01:05:24
Jack Friedman
It's a regional favorite, and I'm sure that...
01:05:25
wubb
Oh, man.
01:05:29
Jack Friedman
Yeah, it's it's just... It's regional.
01:05:32
Luke
If you like breakfast, you like the house.
01:05:34
Jack Friedman
Yeah, but if you like safety, maybe not.
01:05:37
Luke
Well, no, they kept cops there.
01:05:39
Jack Friedman
I got touched last time I was at a Waffle House.
01:05:42
Luke
That's right, but that that's not a crime.
01:05:43
Jack Friedman
A man touched me.
01:05:46
wubb
You know.
01:05:51
Jack Friedman
i it
01:05:51
Luke
They touched your stomach, not your boobs and or tits and or penis and or cooch.
01:05:51
wubb
yeah
01:05:53
Jack Friedman
It is...
01:05:58
Jack Friedman
I was... i was touched at a Waffle House.
01:05:58
wubb
I think you're allowed to get touched on Waffle House.
01:06:02
Luke
I think one of the rules is if you go into a Waffle House, you have to expect that there might be some light touching.
01:06:10
Jack Friedman
Mm-hmm.
01:06:12
Jack Friedman
Okay.
01:06:12
wubb
You got to prepare yourself.
01:06:12
Luke
But that's the price you pay to eat the food.
01:06:17
Jack Friedman
Uh-huh. Okay.
01:06:20
Jack Friedman
Tell that...
01:06:20
Luke
Anyway.
01:06:23
Jack Friedman
so that Tell that to Diddy's defense team.
01:06:24
Luke
Paul?
01:06:26
Jack Friedman
They'll eat that shit up.
01:06:26
wubb
yeah
01:06:29
Luke
Yeah, everything happened at a Waffle House.
01:06:33
Jack Friedman
It's okay. it was in a Waffle House.
01:06:35
wubb
Dude, what were you talking about, guys? This isn't a Waffle House. What the fuck?
01:06:41
Luke
Okay, well, round us out.
01:06:44
wubb
You know, the the Waffle House pick almost threw off my rhythm here. And I was thinking about breakfast, but, you know, i got McDonald's and
Panda Express: A Missed Opportunity
01:06:50
wubb
Taco Bell. They both got breakfast. You can do whatever you want with that. So for my last and final pick, might be ah might be a, you know, out of the blue pick here, but I'm going to go with Panda Express to get some Chinese food in there.
01:06:52
Luke
That's true.
01:06:59
Jack Friedman
Oh, fuck.
01:07:02
Luke
yeah I know. He's just shitting on himself right now.
01:07:08
Jack Friedman
i yeah i can't I can't believe I forgot that. But I guess i already went chicken, and that's like, that's a chicken.
01:07:08
wubb
Panda Express.
01:07:13
wubb
Yeah, you had you had Chick-fil-A, but I think Panda Express, you know, Chow Mein, you know, Orange Chicken is just like the standout.
01:07:15
Jack Friedman
I had Chick-fil-A.
01:07:21
wubb
The cream cheese Ragoons can really make a play there if you need it.
01:07:24
Jack Friedman
I'd like permission to change my last pick.
01:07:27
Luke
Nope.
01:07:29
wubb
You locked it in, man.
01:07:30
Jack Friedman
I know i can lock it in.
01:07:30
Luke
Yeah, you were so confident with that too.
01:07:33
wubb
You were.
01:07:33
Jack Friedman
I still am, but I think I thought of a better one.
01:07:37
wubb
I will give you like an honorary pick, but it won't count towards your list.
01:07:40
Jack Friedman
Do we all get honorary picks?
01:07:42
wubb
Sure.
01:07:44
Jack Friedman
Well, actually, no, that's just, that'd just be a six pick. I don't want it, but we can, it can't be posted, but we can talk about it.
01:07:48
Luke
Well, what what would it be?
01:07:52
Luke
Okay.
01:07:52
wubb
as
01:07:53
Jack Friedman
I would have swapped it out for IHOP.
01:07:56
wubb
I was, that's why I was thinking when he said Waffle House.
01:07:58
Jack Friedman
Oh, really?
01:07:58
Luke
Hmm.
01:07:59
wubb
Yeah.
01:08:00
Jack Friedman
Okay.
01:08:00
Luke
IHOP would be a good pick in my mind.
01:08:04
Jack Friedman
um Have you guys ever been to a Gunther Tootie's?
01:08:09
Luke
Yeah.
01:08:10
wubb
Yeah. It's a weird place.
01:08:14
Jack Friedman
There and Johnny Rockets were like two. They just remind me of when I was seven.
01:08:22
wubb
The better times.
01:08:24
Luke
there was that one on arapaho road
01:08:26
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that was the Gunther 2Ds. There was a Johnny Rockets in the Cherry Creek Mall for a while.
01:08:31
Luke
I think there still is.
01:08:33
wubb
I think it is still there.
01:08:34
Jack Friedman
Oh. I saw Gunther 2Ds out in Federal Heights, Colorado, the other week.
01:08:41
wubb
Oh.
01:08:41
Luke
Is that a Colorado chain?
01:08:44
Jack Friedman
Gunther 2Ds?
01:08:45
Luke
Yeah.
01:08:45
Jack Friedman
I have no idea.
01:08:47
wubb
It might be.
01:08:47
Luke
Because I've never seen it anywhere else.
01:08:50
Jack Friedman
i really don't know.
01:08:52
Luke
Yeah.
01:08:53
Jack Friedman
Um...
01:08:53
wubb
oh I was also thinking about throwing in Freddy's. You know guys know Freddy's with the custard and everything? Those burgers.
01:08:58
Jack Friedman
Yeah, Freddy's is good. ah Yeah, I was going to go through like a list of other things I had list ready to go in case needed. i mean, in and out was never said, think
01:08:58
Luke
Ooh, I love Freddy's.
Debating In-N-Out Burger Quality
01:09:12
Luke
a
01:09:12
Jack Friedman
for a good reason.
01:09:13
Jack Friedman
ah Yeah,
01:09:14
wubb
It's mid.
01:09:14
Luke
No, I love, I think In-N-Out is top tier, but it's just so many people have never had it.
01:09:20
Jack Friedman
and also I was looking at like Blaze Pizza, Mod Pizza, Smashburger,
01:09:27
wubb
Yeah, we miss a lot of pizza places. because like miss Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's.
01:09:32
Jack Friedman
Yeah, but those are more, I guess those are more delivery now. I don't know.
01:09:32
Luke
Oh, that's a good point.
01:09:36
wubb
I think so, too, yeah.
01:09:36
Luke
I'd consider it fast casual still.
01:09:39
Jack Friedman
um
01:09:39
wubb
And then I i was thinking KFC.
01:09:41
wubb
could throw some, you know,
01:09:41
Jack Friedman
Oh, yeah.
01:09:42
Luke
Oh, I fucking love KFC.
01:09:45
wubb
And then ah another dessert option, maybe a Dairy Queen. You can throw a Dairy Queen in there if you wanted to.
01:09:48
Jack Friedman
Yeah, but I was about to say, i was I was ready to say DQ. um Teriyaki Madness. I have one by my office.
01:09:57
Luke
I love Teriyaki Madness.
01:09:59
Jack Friedman
Pretty good.
01:10:00
wubb
Never had one of those.
01:10:02
Jack Friedman
Cane's was never said. Dave's hot chicken was never said.
01:10:04
wubb
Oh!
01:10:06
wubb
Canes. What?
01:10:06
Luke
I hate Canes.
01:10:07
Jack Friedman
i love Cane's.
01:10:08
wubb
Canes is so good.
01:10:09
Jack Friedman
Cane's is so good. I just don't have it that often.
01:10:12
wubb
A Pita Pit?
01:10:12
Luke
Kane stopped his butt.
01:10:15
Jack Friedman
Pita pit?
01:10:16
wubb
You ever heard of Pita Pit?
01:10:17
Jack Friedman
No.
01:10:17
Jack Friedman
Is
01:10:17
Luke
I have heard of Pita Pit.
01:10:19
Luke
I used to go to Pita Pit drunk in undergrad.
01:10:21
Jack Friedman
that like garbanzos?
01:10:22
wubb
They got... Yeah, it's kind of like Garbanzo. They got like Euros, and they got like, you know, pitas, and...
01:10:28
Jack Friedman
Oh, they have pita pit? No fucking way.
01:10:32
Luke
tonight
01:10:33
Jack Friedman
Sorry. so i Sorry.
01:10:34
wubb
guess that's kind of good I guess it's kind of implied.
01:10:34
Jack Friedman
Sorry. My bad. My bad
01:10:38
Luke
I have to pee, FYI.
01:10:40
wubb
We can hear you doing it.
01:10:42
Luke
Yeah, i just wanted to let you guys know.
01:10:45
Jack Friedman
Wait, Be quiet. Luke, keep talking.
01:10:48
Luke
What?
01:10:52
Luke
you say hello And
01:11:01
wubb
Nose.
Chapstick Interlude
01:11:03
Jack Friedman
in Where's the chapstick?
01:11:13
Jack Friedman
my lips are My lips are so chapped.
01:11:14
Luke
Anyways.
01:11:17
Luke
Get some fucking chapstick, brother.
01:11:19
Jack Friedman
Dude, I've been putting on all day. ah was just at Elevation this weekend, so...
01:11:24
Luke
that In the red sky.
01:11:27
Jack Friedman
Yes.
01:11:29
Luke
Nice.
01:11:30
Jack Friedman
Yeah, it opening weekend.
01:11:32
Luke
I'm golfing this weekend.
01:11:34
Jack Friedman
With Jess?
01:11:36
Luke
Uh, no.
01:11:38
Jack Friedman
Who with?
01:11:39
wubb
Nice.
01:11:40
Luke
Um... with some friends with Avery and Will.
01:11:44
Jack Friedman
Oh, shout out Avery, shout out Will.
01:11:47
Luke
Shout out. out
01:11:48
Jack Friedman
Will you suck these nuts?
01:11:51
Luke
Sure. She'll
01:11:53
wubb
Sure, sure.
01:11:55
Luke
come.
01:11:56
Jack Friedman
yeah
01:11:58
Jack Friedman
All right. Well, we got three minutes left here tonight.
Shoutouts and Whiskey Sponsorship
01:12:01
Jack Friedman
I want to do a few shout outs. I want to shout out ah the new Chicago Pope. What up? Da Bears.
01:12:08
wubb
Duh, bears.
01:12:08
Jack Friedman
I want to shout out
01:12:08
Luke
yeah couple
01:12:13
Jack Friedman
Tizzle. Shout out Tizzle. want to shout out Bamren Bone. i want to shout out Fatty Fogue.
01:12:24
Jack Friedman
Fatty Fogle, I want to shout out. um KB Nuss, I want to shout out. um This podcast is brought to you Laws Whiskey.
01:12:37
Jack Friedman
Try out and the ah the old, ah um what's a call what's called, what's called, what's called?
01:12:38
wubb
Oh.
01:12:42
Jack Friedman
The Buffs.
01:12:43
wubb
Ralphie's Reserve.
01:12:43
Jack Friedman
Ralphie's Reserve. ah At your local store if they supply it. And if not, online at lawswhiskey.com.
01:12:54
Luke
Nice.
01:12:56
wubb
Some good shout outs there.
01:12:59
Luke
um They have a new batch coming out, 666 reserve. So go out, spend.
01:13:07
Jack Friedman
That sounds scary.
01:13:07
Luke
and It is scary. Very scary.
01:13:11
Jack Friedman
They have a 999 reserve planned.
01:13:14
Luke
No, they have a 911 reserve, Brian.
01:13:16
Jack Friedman
Oh, nice. yeah
01:13:18
wubb
oh well yeah
01:13:18
Jack Friedman
I might cop that one twice.
01:13:20
Luke
That's fine.
01:13:22
wubb
Not a big ju not a big Juice WRLD fan, but.
01:13:22
Luke
but
01:13:23
Jack Friedman
thought
01:13:26
Jack Friedman
yeah
01:13:29
Luke
I'm gonna put up next to them. Do the boot. Holy cow. I had a stroke.
01:13:33
Jack Friedman
All right. That's good. That's enough.
01:13:35
Luke
yeah
01:13:35
Jack Friedman
Luke. yeah yeah right, well, you got your shout outs.
01:13:40
wubb
ah ah Shout out Bozeman, Montana. Bozeman, Montana is really cool. I like
Unshared Comedy Sets
01:13:46
wubb
it here.
01:13:46
Jack Friedman
no show.
01:13:46
wubb
I'm having a good time. ah Shout out Last Best Comedy. Come see me open mics on Tuesdays and Fridays and Mondays at the Eagle.
01:13:54
Luke
ah these Are these recorded for online consumption?
01:13:58
wubb
I have them recorded. If you would like to see my sets, I can send them to you. But I do not post them on Instagram or anything because I am scared.
01:14:02
Jack Friedman
Yep, we... Oh, damn. Okay, well, maybe we'll put one on the story.
01:14:06
Luke
please do send via platform.
01:14:10
Jack Friedman
We'll see.
01:14:10
wubb
Yes, just post my phone number on the Instagram story, and I will text you so to my stand-up set if you want to see them.
01:14:15
Jack Friedman
Yeah. Perfect.
01:14:18
Luke
This
01:14:20
Jack Friedman
All right, that's terrific.
01:14:21
wubb
Yeah.
01:14:22
Luke
is a good idea.
01:14:22
wubb
That's a great idea.
01:14:22
Jack Friedman
right.
01:14:23
wubb
I like this idea.
01:14:24
Jack Friedman
Yeah, that was good.
01:14:25
wubb
Those are my
Pasta Dish Shoutouts
01:14:26
wubb
shout-outs. Luke, do you shout-outs?
01:14:27
Luke
Yeah, a shout out pasta with vodka sauce and Italian sausage. Shout out...
01:14:33
Jack Friedman
Oh, yeah.
01:14:35
wubb
Fuck yeah, dude.
01:14:36
Luke
Rigatoni Carbonara. Shout out Chicken Parmesan.
01:14:38
Jack Friedman
Not as much. Yep.
01:14:41
wubb
Shout out.
01:14:42
Luke
Shout out Fettuccine Alfredo.
01:14:46
Jack Friedman
ah
01:14:46
Luke
And shout out a Shrimp Cocktail.
01:14:50
Jack Friedman
Terrific.
01:14:51
wubb
That just made me come.
01:14:52
Jack Friedman
Yep, I came everywhere.
01:14:52
Luke
Thank you. Me too. I'm hard.
01:14:55
wubb
I'm so
Humorous Closing Remarks
01:14:56
wubb
hard.
01:14:56
Luke
Anyway, thanks for tuning in.
01:14:56
Jack Friedman
I'm rock hard. Um. Thanks for tuning in. This has been ah Headed Wiest production.
01:15:08
Luke
Bum bum bum bum
01:15:11
wubb
I don't know.
01:15:25
Jack Friedman
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Jack Friedman
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