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Chaotic Intro & Conspiracies
00:00:00
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We are back. Thought we were stopped? Think again. Welcome to Dudes R Us. This will never die. Enjoy the episode and subscribe. Love you. Bing Xing Xing Tin A Wai Gan Nananen Wai A 9 11 was a hoax let's go.
00:00:29
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Happy National Prayer Day. Stay prayed up. God bless you. Chop, chop, fillet, fillet. You think they do that? Wait, look at the hibachi boat. Where the fuck are we right now, Mark? What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean?
00:00:58
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The funfetti everywhere, yeah, that's awesome. Mmm, yummy, yummy, in my tummy. Oh yeah. Are the Globals preparing a nuclear-triggered EMP false flag to be blamed on Russia? You bet your ass they are.
00:01:18
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I wouldn't want to get into it, because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal. So I don't want to get into verses.
Mole People & Random Topics
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I don't want to get into... There's no verse that means a lot to you that you think about or cite. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics. Even to cite a verse that you like? No, I don't want to do that. Your Old Testament guy or New Testament guy? Probably equal. I think it's just an incredible... The whole Bible is an incredible... Your first mistake was thinking,
00:01:48
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that I'm one of your sheep.
00:02:09
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That isn't an entrance to a little room. That's an entrance to the Mole People Cavern. This is a known hotspot for mole people. Mole people are very dangerous. There's a lot of rumors going around about Bigfoot stealing people's dogs out of backyards. It is not Bigfoot stealing your dogs. It's not coyotes. It's the mole people.
00:02:43
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Who black people and watermelons have in common? What? The greatest natural predator is black people. I'ma sue y'all ass. I already have a boyfriend and he plays NBA basketball. Oh, who's
Podcast Break & Oil Rig Setup
00:02:59
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your boyfriend? Brandon Xavier Ingraham.
00:03:06
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I must dismember the goblins and rip their arms and legs off and beat them to death with them. Burden the goblin children alive while they're screaming. Show no mercy to the goblins.
00:03:45
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Back. We're back. From the depths of hell. Back from the depths of hell. Dude. What do we got on here? Uh, when did we, when did we, it's been like a month. Yeah. Yeah. Ish. Maybe like three weeks. Yeah. Just about probably three weeks.
Tesla Recalls & Car Quirks
00:04:10
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Probably three weeks. We're back.
00:04:15
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had to relocate. So sorry for the delay, but we're on top of it now. We now record from a abandoned oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. I am in a hotel, so I am basically there putting in the extra miles here.
00:04:41
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just seeing what's going on on the podcast network. Feel good. Yeah. Dude, so much shit happened since the last time we talked. OJ died. OJ did die. Uh, some other wars going on. I don't know. Another war or the same war? Different ones. I guess. I don't know. Um,
00:05:13
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Yeah. I think something happened in Iran, Iran. Something happened. Yeah. Uh, that was, that was interesting. I think, uh, what else? Pops, you know, things, I think all the cyber trucks got recalled. I think they recalled all of them.
00:05:42
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What was that for? Let me see that. Yeah, but that could also just be like the recalled Tesla's at one point and all they did was just a software update. They don't actually like you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I guess if you want to be like, it's fine. For not a shitty truck. 4000 accelerator was causing it to get stuck. I mean, it is like the worst car ever.
Starlink & Stargazing
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It was
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The trunk does decapitate your hand and does it really? Yeah. So it like does not care if there's something obstructing the automatic clothes on the trunk, it will just keep going. There's like people with videos putting like, uh, you know, like a big ass carrot, like snapping a baby carrot is the same force necessary to, to break your finger.
00:06:36
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Jesus, what about as you get in trouble if you're the guy who made the accelerator in that thing? You think it was just one dude who just like one dude just put in all them accelerators isn't now like the guy who had the there's some guy that engineer that like engineered the pedal itself, right? Probably. Probably. No, I bet you get you're probably protected by like the company in a way like the company might
00:07:05
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fire you or whatever. If they determine it as your fault. Oh yeah, probably. Like also hear that email of the recalls and you're like, Oh, fuck no. You're like the, you're like the senior manager of acceleration pedals. Yeah. You're definitely, there's definitely a V. Yeah. Then your life is just over cash out your vacation. Just hope they don't bring it up when you get back.
00:07:35
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Yeah. I'm sick. I have diarrhea. It's definitely enough to be fired for cause. Like after like the 3000th one, we had a problem. You'd be like, uh, listen, what is, what is QC for? If it got past QC, then how is that my fault? QC thought it was fine.
00:08:05
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That's honestly what I would say. Yeah, QC then would be whoever's VP of let's look that up. Just keep kicking it down the line until some fucking poor middle management douche gets fired. I will say the Starlink is a probably Elon Musk best thing. Starlink is pretty tight because you can just be hiking, you can be camping in the wilderness, fucking
00:08:33
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high off your gourd and look at the sky and see a row of Skylink Starlink satellites go by and it's pretty fun. Yeah, I didn't know until I looked that up like two nights ago. It's pretty rare that you can you feel like track the string to see it. I feel like I mean, specifically while camping, but I feel like I've seen it a good chunk of times where you'll see like three or four in a row.
Steaks & Rural Connections
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But usually when it's like when you're in the
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not so light pollution kind of area. Yeah, I get to see. I see. Well, I was taught the other night to see the Big Dipper and Orion's belt for the first time and stuff. Oh, yeah. Constellations. I didn't even know what the fuck that was. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's a square and then it's a cool little string of stars and shit.
00:09:29
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Yep. Once you know how to find one, you can use it to find all the other ones. And then you fucking can see those every single night. They're out there. It's crazy. This is gonna real blow your mind that they move every year. Oh, really? Sometimes what they go upside down or something? Well, no, they they move like the same pattern every year. But like, I don't think Orion's belt becomes invisible, but it like moves towards the
00:09:54
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horizon like so maybe dips below the tree line so kind of but it does the same thing every year so that's like kind of where some of the constellation stories came from is like you know it's like oh this thing that we say is like a bear or a guy or like a snake and it starts out you know in the summer it's like high in the sky and then in the winter it's like below the tree line or whatever and you can make up stories and shit
00:10:19
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That shit's probably the coolest thing part of it. Seeing all the stars out there is pretty. I mean, you know, like 100,000 years of human evolution of human history was that was the highest form of entertainment. You just were like, holy fuck, look at all these stars. And then it's really only like the last what? Like a couple thousand years we've had like entertainment
00:10:48
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Yeah, that's true. So makes sense. There's just something in, you know, something in your brain. It's like, Ooh, I like that. These stars. I like them. This means something. It's cool, dude. I haven't ever, ever really looked into that stuff. Yeah, it's pretty legit.
00:11:17
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Yep. This fucking steaks I got yesterday or two days ago, I had them yesterday version. So legit. They were just from like a farm nearby. Yeah, yeah, right down right on the same road that I live on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it's I mean, all that food you're gonna get while you're there.
Rural Living Quirks
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Just cook that shit perfectly too. I was glad I didn't fuck it up by accident. How'd you do it cast iron?
00:11:45
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Now I just go on the grill for stuff. Yeah, there we go. Just fucking grilled, super high flame, then just stuck the thermometer and it popped it perfectly fucking medium right on the nose. Medium rare, but it was fucking beautiful.
00:12:04
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Meeting Mirrors is the way to go, dude. Ate all the fat was so crispy, so fucking nice. Nice. Yeah, that dude, shout out to my guy dude, he just pulled up on me and was like, I gotta give you some steaks too for that. Hey, I'm like, dude, come on now. You don't have to do that. You're like, you're doing me a favor. I was, I didn't know what to do about this grass.
00:12:29
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Well, I didn't know how much. I was like, yeah, you get decent amount for hay. But, uh, he's, I mean, uh, the amount of cows this guy has right on the same road, his, it's probably at least like 300 fucking cows. So he just uses it all. I was like, bro, I got you, dude. Don't worry. I think the social credit is huge part of that too. Oh, big time.
00:12:57
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Yeah, hell yeah, bro. I got you big time. It's interesting you fucking chop that shit down one day, then you fucking come back, pile it up with the pilot thing and then fucking come back and then the bales just fucking Baylor and spitting them out. Yeah. It's like three day process probably.
Mundane Jobs & Simple Lifestyles
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Damn, seems like he did it fast. Yeah,
00:13:28
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guy was sick, dude. He's like, Yeah, I used to have this house over here. And if you want, like, it's there's a valve, which I ended up digging up to find in the valve was like that valve is like emergency one. If your well ever goes down, you just turn that one and then you can use my well that I don't use anymore. That's pretty cool, dude. Pretty fucking dope. Yeah, it's dope.
00:13:58
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Paul, you got a well or you on regular water? City water. Nice. Yeah. I do have septic though, unfortunately. You got the hybrid, the septic in the city. I mean, the water table in your place, you could just throw a bucket down the stairs. Pretty much. What does that mean?
00:14:20
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water table so high at my house that I could dig a well by digging two feet into the ground. No way. It's probably valuable back in the day. Probably king of the castle. Well, I live on a stream. Yeah, true. Okay. You could have a little mill there. They used to use the stream for the clay. There's clay in the stream. Oh, they'd harvest the clay from yours. Yep.
00:14:50
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True story. Pioneers have ride these babies for miles. You got an in ground pump or above ground pump? I got both. I got a sump pump in my basement and I've got two above just like now for you. Well, I don't have a well. Oh shit. Yeah. Whoops. I bet you would do have a well. Yeah, probably right.
00:15:18
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I mean, where could it be? I mean, the crazy thing is where would it actually be? It'd have to be on the chicken side of the house more towards up that hill because any. Anywhere on the other side, you're like. It rains and you're at water level. You're like a baby. Get a fucking metal detector. I found an empty bag of Cheetos in that river.
00:15:47
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So, you know, there could be other treasures in there, too. So I just play that song, that song, Swamp Music by Leonard Skynard all the time. Great fucking song. Yep. Great song, dude. Just play it nonstop. As soon as you walk out of my house, it starts playing. What are your qualms about having the septic?
00:16:15
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Just be careful. Yeah, I mean, you just have to like be cognizant about what's getting flushed down the toilet. Yep. And you also have to get it pumped like every couple of years. Yep. Oh, yeah.
00:16:30
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fucking odds of when I got my pump there, odds are it as I just called one of the dudes in the area and it was this old guy and then he got there and he was like, you know what? And I was like, well, he's like, I put this in myself some years ago, like 20 years ago or whatever. I was like, get the fuck out of here. It's like, yep, it's fucking great. Like, all right, cool, dude. Hell yeah. My favorite thing.
00:16:57
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And uh, so fucking old, just handle a business. Guys, I gotta love poop. Poop and poop receptacles. That is something I can't imagine though. I guess just the way my life has gone. It's like just doing the same thing for 20 years. Yeah. I'm jealous of those guys now. Like, dude, that's, that's, that's the life.
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Shop Idea
00:17:21
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Every day you're like, yep, I know what I'm doing today.
00:17:26
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Fucking yeah shit pumping shit fixing shit Gotta figure out what that thing is where you're like, yep, you're fine. You just like don't have to worry about like getting like promotions or raises or whatever because like Whatever it is like Sandblasting people's patios makes enough money or whatever. Yep Seriously contemplating becoming a
00:17:55
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going 15 minutes to the city and being a trash truck driver. All right. Fucking rocking it out, living a dream of everybody's. Yep.
00:18:08
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get a fucking i saw them this weekend there's a kids thing where you just have they just have all the uh county trucks parked onto the grass at the park trash truck front loaders ambulances helicopter uh fire trucks then kids just get to go into the fucking
00:18:30
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cockpit of each and just fucking touch everything. Oh, yeah, touch the truck. That's a classic small town. Yeah, dude. I was fucking just gazing at the trash truck the whole time in the crane. I was like, Hell yeah, that's fucking sick. We did that. And when I was living in New York, I touched the truck every year. Yeah, touch a truck, dude. There'll be some other stuff too. It's nice. It's right on Lake. I lived in New York all the
00:19:00
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was a volunteer fire department, but they had a fire hall. So like Boy Scouts, Cub Scouts, fucking pancake parties, all sorts of shit like that was always held at the yep, at the fire hall every day, every year. That's true. That's pretty sick, dude. I'm really contemplating the
00:19:29
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eventually doing a fucking bacon, egg and cheese shop there, dude. Dude, I like the hell out of that idea. I know. I like that a lot. They have a dope fucking commercial space right in the middle of downtown with like a cool hipster tile and shit like that. That looks cool. About 600 bucks a month to rent the space. That's nothing. I know.
00:19:56
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Just rent that just to like chill just to have like a clubhouse. Yeah. Even customers. It's like, this is my podcast studio. Literally you could dude. I mean, I get that you probably can't charge like, you know, Tampa downtown prices for a bacon, egg and cheese, but you could still charge. You know, only one in the area doing a bacon, egg and cheese.
Social Credits & Community Business
00:20:24
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homemade bagel. They'll be like, this guy's fucking a magician. You only got to sell four, four, four bacon, egg, and cheese is a day for a month to make rent. That's crazy. Four. If not, then it's still like a, um, a median tax write off at
00:20:50
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And that's also exactly. And that's also, if you could get the cost to produce them down to $5, which is like, that's priced to move $5 for like a homemade, good homemade bagel, bacon, egg, and cheese, like eggs grown on or eggs, you know, from your farm, all that shit. Five is like the deal in town. The main cost would be cheese and bacon.
00:21:18
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You know what I mean? Anything bacon ridge around there and then the cheese I'll just have to buy. Then you're just fucking cruising. Get enough chickens, fucking or just buy them from somebody else there, too, and. Do no one's doing bacon, egg and cheese down here or down there, I should say. You know, you can get some deal from some local hog farmer. I think, yeah, is Georgia not it's not Georgia.
00:21:49
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one of those states though is like the, has the most pigs. I don't know. I haven't seen too many. I mean, obviously you probably don't see him, but all I've seen is just fucked on the cows and there's one, uh,
00:22:02
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My neighbor, I mean, they're like, whatever, 50 acres away, but they have a bunch of cows and then they just stuck one horse in the middle of it. Bro, the horse literally thinks he's a cow. And I drive by this thing just fucking they're all just standing in the tree. There's a horse in the middle of all the cows just standing there. It's fucking hilarious. It's a pretty funny. I keep thinking, like, do you think that horse thinks it's a cow or they don't even have the brain consciousness to even understand that? Yeah, they don't know what they are.
00:22:32
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They're obviously just like, yeah, we're just fucking a bunch of cows. I guess we just do this. Get to the tree and these guys can't. Yeah. And just eat more stuff. He's just a cow that like enjoys running sometimes. Yeah, exactly. Yep. Seeing cows just stand in the middle of a fucking pond is pretty awesome too. Yep.
00:22:55
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Dude, yeah, bacon, egg and cheese, dude. Fucking. Come on now. Fucking. I saw that I was like, damn, that's a fucking bargain. You come by bacon, egg and cheese, coffee. That's low. That's low cost, dude. You just put out regular coffee. That's not bad. That's all you need. Bacon, egg and cheese, small coffee, six bucks.
00:23:26
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better than better than anything you can get anywhere else. I mean, that's right. I'm not gonna. Maybe, maybe around. There's some restaurants around there, but not six bucks. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I know. I've been seriously thinking of that in my head. I might do that be dope. Then you get breakfast place hours to where you're just fucking done at 12 o'clock.
00:23:54
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Yeah. So I mean, if you got to make, if you got to sell for a day to make rent, and then let's say you have to sell another four to cover your overhead, you sell once you've sold 10, you can just, you can close being like, I've made a profit. I've made a decent profit, a 20% profit today.
00:24:19
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I could drive crazy sales if I'm just like, you know what, all veterans first bagels on us, fourth bagels on as always. Yep. Yep. Oh yeah. Canadian bagels close at 10am. They're non, you know, they're regular bagels. 1130 wrapping up shop. Yeah, they're podcasting in the back.
00:24:51
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I got a real question for you. Yeah, I'm gonna get it done now
00:25:00
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I don't know, man. I always have that fucking... I get the protection side of things, but I'm kind of like, well, I don't know.
Gun Ownership & Safety Concerns
00:25:13
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It's kind of fucking... I don't know. What if I fucking ever sleepwalk with a gun? Fucking blast my head off by accident.
00:25:22
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Yeah, that's fair. You have, you have told a story on this podcast about having to crunch on ice until you have a half dream. I didn't even wake up. I was just trying to get back into not dying on the fucking floor. Yeah. So you trust that guy with a gun. I respect that. I respect that. Uh, self-awareness. Yeah. Oh man. Oh no.
00:25:50
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Now that my card is lapsed I'm definitely getting a gun I was thinking about getting one of those Like no country for old men guns at least captive bolt pistol. Yeah, why the fuck not dude Yeah, exactly No, I just I just do a bunch of home alone traps I
00:26:15
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Yeah. Yeah. Booby trap, everything. Strings and things. Brick swinging around. Don't go in there. My nightly routine is two hours of setting stuff up for setting a tripwire. Yeah. Undoing it all every morning before I can let my dogs out. Got a roll of barbed wire for free in the,
00:26:44
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in my well house along with like 10 of those industrial irrigation things that are all set up. I was like, man, I got to do something with this barbed wire. So maybe I'll do some of those traps. There we go. Some holes dug out. Just to do some Vietnam shit. Toss some plywood over it.
00:27:14
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Yeah. Just bait, you know, bait the side yard a little bit with some like with some crackhead bait. I did have to leave this morning at like 3 a.m. to drive down here to Florida. And it was so creepy outside. I'll tell you that. That's why when you first moved, I asked, like, is it just like, is it that is it that loud quiet where you're like, I can hear my heart beating? Yep.
00:27:44
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when I tried to sleep. It was only creepy when I got to the end and like closed the gate back up and I'm like, well, there's a fucking chupacabra. Raccoon out here. I'm going to like probably like break my neck or something by accident. You see the video of the guy who like yeets his kid because a raccoon bites his leg. Oh, god. I did see that. What a wimp, dude.
00:28:12
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Honestly, like the weirdest. I don't even know. It's not like not even a lack of survival instincts, just like to be like to just huck your kid across the yard because you felt something on your leg.
Visiting Dumps & Waste Management
00:28:27
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Yeah.
00:28:30
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Yeah, I will say one of my favorite activities has been going to the dump and just throwing away tons of shit like moving shit that's like industrial sized cardboard boxes and stuff. Fucking dump dump runs rule dudes five bucks as much as stuff you can bring unlimited. I wish I had a city dump nearby.
00:28:56
Speaker
dude, fucking rules, dude. Although living or living working at the country club, I just take shit there and throw it away in their dumpster. Yeah, that's what I lived in the city of try to find random dumpsters. But after a while, burned out all my spots. And it was like, it's like five bucks up to 1800 pounds.
00:29:19
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Of stop of anything you could think of And they don't fucking recycle so you could just throw it all everything just goes into the same bucket Oh, I know a great place or you can go throw shit away If you ever come up here for some reason you have a bunch of shit They got unlimited dumpsters, bro there's a um my spot was when I lived in Boston or when I lived in Brighton and
00:29:47
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My spot was, you know, where Arsenal Park is, Bob's like behind where like the Home Depot in Watertown is. Yep. There's just like three in a row unattended dumpsters right outside Arsenal Park unlocked. No one like it. It's insane that they're there and not more taken advantage of. I mean, you got to just go to any apartment complex nearby and just throw your shit away there. People like catch on to that.
00:30:18
Speaker
I agree with you, but like, I don't know. I tried that a couple. I mean, that was pretty close to my house anyway. I was just right across the river from my house, but
00:30:26
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There's other times where I lived in different places where I would do that and people would like yell and shit. I don't want to get yelled at. I threw away all my old toilets. I go by every now and then with a truck full of stuff and just open up on the dumpsters and throw it all in. Yeah, just not even my own car batteries. I just collect car batteries. I find just throw them in the dumpster. Old things of mercury. Yeah. I used to fucking would just pull over on the highway and just throw it all out.
00:30:56
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They'll just show up with my gun and I shoot it a couple times so nobody bothers me. Anytime I was in an old house, I would just pull the faceplate off their thermostat and take out the little bulb of mercury. Collect it. I actually have one of those in my garage if you want it. No, I don't.
00:31:13
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Did you know what I did last week, uh, when I was in Boston, which actually worked great. So probably the best thing you could recommend. Yeah. Take your shit so bad. And then you just go, I just went to pull over to a random hotel and just walked in like on the place. And that was the best. As long as you don't look like street trash, that is always the move if you need it. Yeah.
00:31:39
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Fucking golden dude good a good public bathroom where you're like, I'm not just like, you know Trying to figure out if this CVS has one that doesn't require a coin from the front the person Massachusetts they can't deny you so You can just go in and be like, hey, I need a safe place to do heroin. They have to lay on my That's actually kind of true
00:32:06
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I'm about to go OD in your bathroom, is that all right? Yeah, I'm gonna go pass out and start snoring very quietly in your bathroom. Are you checking in, sir? No, but what's your Narcan situation? Yeah. I'm actually just gonna go in there for a while. Yeah, I'll be out in about four hours. What's up with that weirdo that you guys keep sending me on Instagram?
00:32:30
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Which fucking mark Zuckerberg guy that's the guy that's the dude i'm talking about Microwaved mark zucker bird dude. He said he's he's a recovering addict. He's recovering Yeah Dude
00:32:46
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He's like, all these eggs are bad. I'm like, this guy's definitely just did ice. And he's just like, every egg is bad. Yeah. I mean, I think don't really go bad, dude, especially pasteurized eggs. I just look like 48 eggs literally bought like a like a square of eggs. That was hysterical. Yeah, dude, I think it's months. I think at first I was like,
00:33:16
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This guy is just needs like some encouragement. I think when I first found it, he was working for like Verizon. And he was practicing his pitch. Yeah. And I thought that was kind of funny and sad. He was trolling when I saw the pitch. No, that was definitely real.
00:33:37
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um but then yeah i would say in like three or four weeks of maybe not four weeks three weeks of following his shit he's just a disaster like he was supposed to like he was like supposed to take his wife and daughter or his like baby mom and daughter like horseback riding and then like
00:34:00
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his like, like the horse got injured or something. And then the Verizon job fell through because he didn't pass a background check. And then the like temp agency fucked him over. And then he got that other job, but there wasn't a burst or two. They didn't tell him he needed a birth certificate. So they sent him home and then he was going to get, and then he was getting groceries on the way home and bought them the
Quirky Social Media Figures
00:34:23
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eggs. He thinks are bad.
00:34:25
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Uh, I've known a few drug addicts on my day and that's just typical drug addict behavior. Yeah. Horse is sick now. Everything is probably not even, but it's like the, not even that like blaming other people for shit, but just the sheer volume of like, how is this dude like Magooing his way through life and everything he does is always wrong.
00:34:49
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Yeah, he's like I went through the sonic burger drive-through and the yeah, I just probably never gonna eat at Sonic again because the drive-through person they spit in my face and then when I got out of the car to To say hey, man, what the fuck was that about? I stepped on a nail and now I have to get a tetanus shot, but my insurance uh
00:35:12
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You know, the mailman didn't pick up my mail today, so my check to my insurance company didn't get there. So now that my insurance dropped me, you're like, bro, how how are you just like the most unfortunate person? If you look in the background of his videos, his house organization makes zero sense. It's the best part. He just has it's like a piles based organization system.
00:35:42
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It's not a mess. It's not a mess, but it's like, Hey, this is, this is like, there's little ant hills of stuff everywhere. These are shapes on a shelf. Enough of this shit. And your guy eating with Mike has gone crazy too. I, I,
00:36:07
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You guys don't lie. I just, you know, he's trying everything to go get some likes. Drop you fat fucks. Yeah. What is that? What's up with that, dude? He's on ice too, dude. He's got to pick a lane though. Like he was doing like, he was kind of just trying to do a normal guy thing. And, and Pops, to his credit, you hated that he kept using that Crow song and he dropped the Crow song.
00:36:34
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Uh, but he's, but instead of doing the crow song, now he opens everything with, uh, with an insult to the audience, which can work. Yeah. He's like, all right, what's up? You fat folks. You ready to snack on something new today? He's like, today I got.
00:36:51
Speaker
Dean Burrito Fritos. It didn't make sense that he was like, these aren't spicy Takis. And then he's eating it with a glove. He's eating with a glove, which is insane. But then he'll then he'll still do the like, I got I got mild Takis. Let's go. And then he still does this like positivity bit in the second half.
00:37:14
Speaker
And then unless it's he gave the Baja Blast Doritos a seven out of 10 or maybe a 7.5 out of 10 today, but that is legitimately the first thing he has not given a 10 out of 10. He gives a 10 out of 10 to everything. So you can tell he's trying because he tags like Frito-Lay or he tags Takis in the post. He's like really trying to get sponsored.
00:37:36
Speaker
that he doesn't get that they're never gonna look at, especially if he's swearing at the camera now. What's up, you fat fucks? I've got, I've got new Snapple crayon apple. Oh my god, I know. Such a common flavor.
00:37:54
Speaker
I hate him. And then God, I know. I mean, hey, I like I like it because I feel bad, but I haven't actually replied once to me. I comment on this shit all the time. I'm not actually going to chirp him until he blocks me, but but he's definitely like on thin ice with me. I'm like, where is this going, dude?
00:38:16
Speaker
You can't fucking reply to me. You think you're better than me, dude? I mean, there's definitely that. Sad meth guy has replies to me all the time. No way. What does he say? Just like, I'll just say stuff like, you got this man and he'll be like, thank you so much. I know. Or I'll say, or he'll be like, I'm going to Olive Garden and I'll be like, get them unlimited breadsticks, dude. And it'll be like, and he'll reply with the fire emoji.
00:38:43
Speaker
My guy's got the it's crazy. He's literally has the same hair and haircut as Margie Zuckerberg People say it in the people say it in the comments all the time they just say he looks like microwaved Mark Zuckerberg Say anything
00:39:02
Speaker
He doesn't reply to those. No. I'm telling you right now, if my if my buddy will got a hold of crank, that would be him. Yeah, exactly. That fucking guy, man, I can't believe Mark Zuckerberg guy is pissing me off. Love, love, love, love life jam with underscores in between each word. Love life jam. That's a keyboard. It's not a piano.
00:39:29
Speaker
I love the day that he was a target though. That one got me. Oh, I thought that one was a troll too. I was like, Oh, okay. I got a toy for my kid. I was like, this guy's actually pretty funny. He's like being in there. And then like, I see more of them like, Oh wow, this is terrible. He's actually serious. Oh, he's
Hibachi & Societal Observations
00:39:49
Speaker
not. And he has never even approached a joke in any single video. I think he's also one of those people like wherever he's from, he just doesn't,
00:39:58
Speaker
understand humor or like anything. That's Canadian. He was probably like 50 minutes into his new job and they're like, we got to think of something. They're like, Hey, do you have your birth certificate? Oh yeah. You like need that. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's like the state. The state says that you, you need, it's not even us dude. You just have, we have to scan it. Such a good loophole, dude. They're like, what the fuck?
00:40:27
Speaker
Oh, I mean, even even that he was like, he was like, they wouldn't let me start because I didn't have my birth certificate, which, like, there isn't there. That's not a thing. There is no job that requires that. Like if maybe if the if it was like he went, he was unknowingly trying to donate his body to science. Yes.
00:40:48
Speaker
Uh, but then he was like, and then I went to the vital records office, but they didn't have my records because I wasn't born in this state. So now I can, and I'm like, bro. God. What the fuck dude. Give this man a break. There's like very few things you need a birth certificate for. I know dude. It doesn't make, I'm like, why can't you just like be a customer service guy for fucking five. Dude.
00:41:17
Speaker
You should hire him at the grove. If you needed, if you needed like, he'd fit right into it. Starlink support and you called and that guy picked up. Something like that, dude. Why can't he just get one of those jobs? He can't just be a spectrum fucking support guy. He could work at a golf course. We get all sorts of fucking weirdos.
00:41:46
Speaker
I will say, fuck it. Why doesn't he do that stuff? You could definitely be like a gas station attendant. Like find one of those gas stations that doesn't let you pump your own gas. Everyone who works at those is the weirdest person. I'm going to tell you right now, if you want a job and you're willing to just show up every day,
00:42:11
Speaker
And that's it. You don't have to do anything other than just show up. You want to work at a country club. If you're not a management position and you just need a job, as long as you show up, you have the job and you'll be one of the best workers on the crew. All you have to do is show up. That's all we ask. That's just a little tip for everybody out there looking for a job.
00:42:40
Speaker
make $17 an hour and you just have to show up. You probably do that. Poison Ivy six or seven times that year, but you just have to show up. Yeah, that's a that's a pretty good one because there's also not really any like expectation of
00:43:01
Speaker
you know, like that you're a certain age or that you look a certain like that. You're like, do you know what I mean? I was going to be like, yeah, like working in retail was mindless too. But I was also, but then I was like, yeah, but I also remember we would do interviews and people who are like 42 would show up and you'd be like, why, what made you think you could work at Urban Outfitters? Most of our crew is 55 plus. Uh, yeah, that's a good, that's a good one.
00:43:32
Speaker
And there's fucking golf courses everywhere. We'll take you. Please apply. Can you sit on a lawnmower and not complain? Oh, instructions. I think that not complaining part, that's going to be hard for love jam, love life jam.
00:43:53
Speaker
Yeah, we'd ask him for his birth certificate and throw him in, throw him for a little bit. Mental pretzel. No, he'd be ready then. No, he wouldn't. He'd be like, uh, yeah, it's crazy. The last job I had, they made me get my birth certificate. So I actually had it, but on the way here, uh, a child ran past me who was flying a kite. And he made it.
00:44:16
Speaker
You never can believe this crashed into me. And when we fell, the kite and the birth certificate got swapped. So he ran away flying my birth certificate and I just have this kite. Does that work as a birth certificate, though? I'd hire him. It's a good story, but it wouldn't be a joke with him. Guys probably got some good fucking hookups.
00:44:44
Speaker
Man, it is terrifying that this guy has a kid. You got to think about that. That's a nice thing to do with fucking shitty life for that kid, unfortunately. That is terrifying. I grew up in a relatively poor area, so I'm sure that there was a lot of people who had parents like that, but it's just now that I have kids, I'm like, God damn.
00:45:14
Speaker
One picture is just a hard boiled egg and six strawberries. Weird snack question mark breakfast. Oh my God. Yeah. He loves hibachi. That makes sense. Dude. Don't, don't judge hibachi. Who does not love hibachi? I'm not a fan of hibachi. Hibachi is like top tier dinner for poor people.
00:45:40
Speaker
You do get a lot of food for like not cheap. But when you're like, yes, I'm paying like $28 for an entree. But but also you but you get a mountain of food and also like getting a normal entree at Applebee's is $28 now too. So. Abachi, doesn't it just taste the same?
00:46:05
Speaker
Kinda. They just cook everything on the same table within the same sauce. So. This guy is a girlfriend
Fast Food Culture & Odd Meals
00:46:14
Speaker
too. That's pretty nuts.
00:46:21
Speaker
Do you think she thinks she's she's like from another country and thinks she's dating Mark Zuckerberg? Babe, I own Facebook. I'm just. This is a part of the entrepreneur lifestyle. I just can't find my birth certificate. If I had my birth certificate, everybody would know that I own Facebook. Oh, my God. You got to comment that on his video.
00:46:49
Speaker
They were like, we're going to need some proof that you're Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, he's selling a desk on April 7th. Oh my God. You guys, that is so funny. Actually, have you seen recent pictures of Mark Zuckerberg? Yeah, he's buff. Dude, he got it. He got like, uh, dripped out. He's all drippy now. Yeah. Start hanging out with Mark Wahlberg. He's got all municipal gear.
00:47:23
Speaker
Have you ever read any of the comments on the Mark Wahlberg posts? No, I can't. That one that I sent you the other day that was like, admittedly fairly gay. It was him showing off his underwear. Sorry. The other one you sent was him like working out with some black dude. So like, yeah, you kind of have a thing for those.
00:47:44
Speaker
All the comments on it were just like fat older women being like, Mark, I love you so much. Waking up and seeing this gives me the, the, what I need to get through my day. I believe that. Shout out Mark. Me too. Yeah.
00:48:17
Speaker
Jesus Christ. This guy is freaking me out. Yeah, you got a you got you can picture of his license plate. Shit, this guy is insane. You got a he's only he only works in small doses. You can't go down a rabbit hole with
00:48:41
Speaker
Love life jam. This fucking guy. Oh my God. Fucking egg, the strawberry egg. Yeah, how crazy is that one, dude? That's the new subreddit icon. This strawberry, six strawberries, one egg. He's posting like a 13 year old kid. Fucking guy, dude.
00:49:10
Speaker
I thought he was a machine operator. Is that the job that he can't get? Uh, Hey, I don't know. I guess to Jared's point, if he showed up for a real retail job, you'd be like, holy shit. I'm not hiring this. We didn't hire somebody because he was drinking a glass of milk in the interview. Yeah, exactly. This guy.
00:49:37
Speaker
Let me hang up on that guy shows up all fucking high on math. Honestly, dude, if you were you'd be like, can you always be on math? Yeah, seriously, because you're you just have to stay super engaged while you trim weed the same way every time. You seem like you're really good at organizing things. Yeah.
00:50:06
Speaker
Let's see you take a crack at this. You'd be perfect for that job. You should comment that look into trimming weed and then he'll be like, I'm a recovering addict.
Social Phenomena & Personal Anecdotes
00:50:21
Speaker
That's fucked up. Then you can be like, addicted to weed with this man.
00:50:40
Speaker
addicted to life. I like that post that he made about how people don't understand his page because he's a drug addict. What was he on before? Definitely ice, obviously, right? He hasn't explicitly said in any of the ones that I've heard him talk about it. But like, my guess is he's addicted to Hamill nitrate.
00:51:10
Speaker
That's so specific. He's just doing poppers. I love having a loose butthole, dude. My god. Yeah. The Reese's things aren't as good as regular Reese's. No, the ratio is off.
00:51:36
Speaker
Yeah, it's weird. I thought they would be good like Oreo thins, but it's like the Reese's big cup is bad, too. Yeah, I mean, they're not. Yeah, they're not like, oh, I hate eating this, but the chocolate to peanut butter ratios is wrong. I agree with you, Pops, on both of those. You're like, yeah. Not as good. There's more chocolate on the thins and then more peanut butter on the big cup. Yeah, exactly.
00:52:06
Speaker
It's like all the Halloween and the Christmas ones. They all suck too. They don't taste the same. And they're the same shape. They just try to convince you that a Christmas tree and a bat are the same through packaging. Just all look like a piece of poop. Fucking getting out at Walgreens to get these earlier. Fucking homeless black dude coming up on a bike. Yo, tall man. I just looked them and just fucking walked right in, bro. I was like, I'm not fucking.
00:52:34
Speaker
I'm not your tall man, bud. I just walked right in. That's funny. Whatever your fucking medieval homeless ass is trying to ask for, you ain't getting it. Oh yeah, dude. You know he wanted to take you on a side quest. Let me get 12 bucks. Fuck you, dude. I got a name, pal. Tall guy. Yeah.
00:52:59
Speaker
Well, I'll tell you a brittle real quick. She's doing that thing where he's slowly balancing on it mostly and fucking. Oh, yes. Back and forth. You know what I mean? Yes. Fuck you, dude. He's like those. There was that toy when you were a kid. It was like an inflatable clown that had a way at the bottom. How funny is that? My first reaction. I have a name, pal.
00:53:30
Speaker
My favorite genre homeless people is the ones who do riddles. Oh, I should have taken a picture of this other lady getting some Chipotle. She's just on the laptop on the sidewalk being homeless. I'm like, that's next level. Zero Wi-Fi. Just type and furiously blew that up. Jared will remember this place. Remember when, um,
00:54:00
Speaker
fun way was still just a little bit ghetto. And there was like the vacant lot where city target is now that was just like a Puma advertisement and old gas pumps. Oh, yeah. And then across the street, there was the Burger King. Mm hmm. I got kicked out of that Burger King one time. So I gave a homeless guy a cup. And they told me that you can't do that because they won't go away.
00:54:26
Speaker
Like he was like a fucking cockroach or something. Yeah, it's like a fucking fly. You got to turn the lights out. It's like if you get out of here, you won't leave now. Drinking all that Fanta. But fucking I used to live in an alleyway. And the way that we used to get rid of the homeless guy who would hang around outside is you just go outside and offer him two cigarettes and a beer. Just tell him to leave for the night.
00:54:54
Speaker
So you just have to bribe them. What would you do in the alleyway that was it just so you didn't want people to have to walk by him or what? Yeah, since we lived in the alleyway, people would have to come in, like come into our house that way. So if you're having a party or whatever, he would be out there just harassing people. Yeah. Just be like, I'm going to give you a half a pack of cigarettes and four beers. And I don't want to see you until next weekend. There we go. Then he would just be gone for a while.
00:55:24
Speaker
It's pretty fucked up that there's a whole sub genre of humans that you can just be like, tell me a riddle and I'll give you a couple beers. Oh, yeah. And then when they get a cell phone, they end up like live life jacer, but fuck his name. Did you have? Did you ever have Asian can ladies at your apartment? Oh, yeah, big time. I used to leave the cans out for him. I want to put them in the other trash can. I just put them in a bag and leave them outside. When I was in Brighton, we had like
00:55:51
Speaker
This really aggressive Asian can lady who would like post up because we was like house like, you know, 10 people generated a lot of cans, post up on garbage day to get our cans. And then I think we found out that like. There was like this. Like a residential house on Western Ave that like. There was like a network of Asian can ladies who were bringing
00:56:21
Speaker
All the cans there and they were actually like turning around like six figures on cans. Oh dude, I lived next to one or I did not live. One of my friends lived next to the can house on Pratt Street in Austin. If you went up onto the second floor of their house and looked out into their neighbor's lawn, there would just be like two or three Asian people milling around and just thousands of cans. Yeah, dude, there's millions, honestly.
00:56:52
Speaker
just fucking cans as far as the eye could see and tarps over them and shit. So if they didn't get nasty, it's pretty impressive. I mean, to be like, yeah, we're paying like our rent or whatever our mortgage on like every day we go out, we know where the, which streets garbage collection days we get all the cans. You redeem all the cans one nickel at a time.
00:57:21
Speaker
Uh, Shannon and I just returned our cans the other day. We got like fucking 60 bucks or something. Whoa. Cause we kept, we kept like 30 bucks and then we got some scratch tickets. Maybe we got a 30 bucks and kept 20 and got 10. I don't know. We got a lot of, we got a lot. We got somewhere between 30 and $60. It's a lot of cans.
00:57:52
Speaker
Love Life Jam could do that. He could be an Asian can lady. All the other Asian can ladies are gonna kick the shit out of them. I bet there is some like turf battles among can ladies. They're gonna see that as weakness as math and they're just gonna leave a little trail of it. That's true.
00:58:20
Speaker
Dude, I bet they are ruthless, actually. I want to I want to know this now. Somebody's got somebody out there in the podcast world, like search engine or somebody. They've got to do a.
Homelessness & Social Services
00:58:37
Speaker
You know, what is like the turf map for Asian can ladies look like? Who are the kingpins of can lady empire?
00:58:55
Speaker
Well, that didn't bring up what I was actually looking for. I put in can lady expose and it. Oh, no, I have a feeling what you saw. Well, it just auto corrected the can lady expose and now it's just a bunch of things about can women expose themselves? Oh, can it's getting, yeah, getting the wrong sense of the word can.
00:59:24
Speaker
Let's see, Asian can people. Now we're diving, now we're back. No, that's not bringing it up either. Let's see, Asian can people, Austin Mayhouse. We're getting closer.
00:59:52
Speaker
Let's see. Asian people who collect cans. Is it true a person can make a thousand dollars a month just by collecting cans? Warmer. Here we go. Why do poor Chinese people collect bottles and cans? I mean, I think the answer is pretty obvious.
01:00:16
Speaker
Yeah, that's pretty much just they want money. That's a form of work. Mudd just has a dollar sign. Money. Money, tax free. That's fair, too. Never reported my can earnings. No, fuck no. Oh, taxes. I hate doing my taxes.
01:00:45
Speaker
I was it would have been fine. I was like. I was I was it was like four o'clock on. Whatever the day is, the 11th or whatever. And I was like, should I just not do it? Like, what's going to happen if I don't do it? But I ended up doing it.
01:01:11
Speaker
but you could be like nine months late and they're like, all right, cool. Thank you. I know some people who just never it's, yeah, it's not that I file a return and here's a $60 penalty. It's not that I was worried about the late part. It's that I ended up owing three grand where you, uh,
01:01:29
Speaker
Don't you declare drug drug profits? No, you fucking making fraudulent W W twos. Yeah. How do you end up owning money? I don't know. I'm single, dude, man, dude. His fucking roommate carries zip ties in this carry on. That's true. I declare zero on everything. Yeah, dude, Massachusetts is like, yes.
01:01:56
Speaker
Yeah, dude zero tax exempt more terminals in the airport to add on Oh my god more parking things that never fucking work more things to pay
01:02:09
Speaker
My parking ticket before I get to the thing and none of them fucking work. And then when you get to the thing, there's a person in the booth, but they still make you do it yourself. Why is there a person in the booth? They're just sitting there and they'll, I'll literally be like, I'll hand them my card and they'll point to the machine where you do it yourself. And I'm like, then why are you here?
01:02:32
Speaker
Mm hmm. On that next. Oh, uh, fucking pick up, go get a job, go pick up cans. Literally would be more useful to society picking up cans and what the fuck they were doing. But also driving around throwing pennies out his window at homeless people. Yeah. Because I'm charitable. Pitching pennies.
01:03:05
Speaker
I'm a good person. Let's go. Let's go. You fucks. Fucking. What's the I got to hold on before we. Why doesn't the talkies with the flip of the glove? Because you know that that is what lost me more than his like new shtick is that he was wearing gloves because he was worried about getting like spicy dust on his hand like.
01:03:34
Speaker
We none of us want spicy dust on our hand, but you don't put on latex gloves. No. You deal with it, you wipe it inside your pockets or you go to the sink and you wash your hands. You don't wear a glove eating with Mike. Yeah, that sounds right. Shuffing with Mike. Yeah, eating with Mike. All right, let's see.
01:04:12
Speaker
Why'd he go? He just got the microphone. He's just not using it anymore. I was gonna say it's gonna be rude as hell but he must have an Android phone. You hungry ants? Guys got the shittiest phone of all time. Oh my god. He's got the Sony A1. You thirsty fat motherfuckers.
01:04:44
Speaker
You ever think about people who make these videos? Like if I was friends with that guy, I just, I would stop being friends with them. Oh my God. I do like in this chicken quesadilla game puts French fries in it. That's, that's pretty bomb. I hate that idea. That's good stuff. It looks like a prison meal though. Jesus Christ. I mean fucking shrimp pasta is weird as fuck anyway.
01:05:16
Speaker
I mean, but really if, like if all of a sudden I was like, guys, I'm going to start making videos of myself making food, but I'm not actually making
Episode Wrap-Up & Shout-Outs
01:05:26
Speaker
the food. I'm just buying shit from Costco and throwing it into a pan. 307 followers, dude. He's doing this. Are you asking if I would still be your friend, Paul? Cause I would always get, yeah. But I would hope that you would tell me that it's a retarded idea. I would definitely be like, Hey man,
01:05:42
Speaker
I have some ideas for your channel that could make it like better. What if you did something that you actually know how to do? Like maybe cooking is not your thing. Maybe you should show people how to cut designs in their lawn. I'm like, no, dude, I'm going to buy the bag of tortellini. I'm going to put it in the microwave. Let's go. Let's go. I'm here trying Bertone.
01:06:13
Speaker
Instant raviolis. You fat fuck. Like today I've got the Stouffer's macaroni and fish microwave dinner. Good fucking God. It's probably real and I fucking hate the sound of that microwavable fish meal. It is real. Stouffer's macaroni and fish. Yep. It's macaroni and cheese and a fish fillet. I've never had it but
01:06:42
Speaker
He's been doing this for so long. Yeah, he's got 300 followers. That's fucking horrific. What? Stouffer's fish fillet. Oh, you looked it up. It's a real thing. My brother used to eat it all the time. God. Stouffer's shrimp mac and cheese.
01:07:13
Speaker
Well, that's so gross. Microwaveable shrimp. Oh, God. You know, some dude that you knew in high school who was like a fake plug would be like, I'm out here eating shrimp. Scrimp. What are you doing? I'm out here eating scramps. Scrimp, Scrimp. That's true. That's facts.
01:07:39
Speaker
Take my screen, put in microwave. Oh, that's horrendous. There's nothing that I want to have less than a fucking microwave shellfish. There's like a lot of things I don't want to eat, but that's pretty high or the loose. But you will eat.
01:08:08
Speaker
But I will eat what? McDonald's fish fillet. Yeah, it's not microwaved. Double fish fillet. You don't know that. Yeah, it's fair. I don't know that. At last my brother, he used to work at one. It's probably fried. Why wouldn't you just fry it? I mean, it's definitely frozen, so maybe it just goes into one of those heaters. Oh. There's a lamp over it.
01:08:36
Speaker
No, they just have those little those little like dresser drawers where that steam heat food. You know, they put the eggs in there in the morning. There's like a there's like a rabbit hole trend I've fallen into on. Reels right now, that's like people who work at fast food places showing how the fast food items are made. You can't watch those, dude. It's like I'm making so I still love a McGriddle and I will always love a McGriddle and you could tell me that
01:09:06
Speaker
like that that a genetically engineered cow shits out on a whole McGriddle and I would still eat it. But watching the video of how those items are made like the egg in particular was not great. I didn't need to know that the egg arrives as a just like a yellow slime in a plastic bag that they just that they just put in a water bath.
01:09:35
Speaker
Have you ever seen how they do mayo in restaurants? No. It just comes in a giant bag and then someone's job is to squeeze it into the container. Oh, that kind of makes sense. Um, I haven't seen a video of this, but if you ever just like, if you're ever at a particular taco bell where the drive-through window looks into the prep area and you get the chance to see how they make everything, it's all like, they just have like cock and guns for every ingredient.
01:10:02
Speaker
They just, they just shoot meat paste and then they shoot, uh, sour cream and then they shoot cheese sauce. It all just comes in gun form, which I think is pretty great. Yeah. Makes me want to have it even more. Load a clip of meat paste.
01:10:27
Speaker
Maybe that's what maybe that's what Chef Mike should do or whatever that other guy's name is. Disgusting shit. Eating with eating eating with Jan live love life or whatever the fuck his name is. Double collab. Get them to meet each other. Be like Tony P and Davis Clark hanging out with each other. Get love life jam to introduce Chef Mike to crystal math.
01:10:56
Speaker
Let's go. Here's us cooking up in the kitchen. I'm here trying the finest content. Instead of this scene in Wolf of Wall Street, where he's like, show me a check for $30,000. He's like, show me a copy of your birth certificate. We'll smoke this meth together.
01:11:24
Speaker
Dude would fit in in Pennsylvania. Yeah. I mean, he's in somewhere with palm trees, so it feels like it's probably Florida. Big, big missed opportunity. There's like a semi-famous Tiki bar in Pittsburgh, but it's way the fuck out there. It's not anywhere near where we used to stay.
01:11:47
Speaker
What was it called? Lost Harbor Club, I think, or Lost Harbor Pittsburgh. I have to look it up again. Damn, we missed out. When will I ever have a reason to go to Pittsburgh again? Yep. That's way, way the fuck out there, though. It's fine. I would have gone Hidden Harbor. Is that what it is? That's what I'm asking. No, it's in Pittsburgh.
01:12:20
Speaker
Way. Yeah, it's Hidden Harbor over by Frick Park. Yeah. I did some I did some heroic walks when I lived in Pittsburgh, but that one's not walkable. Yeah, same. Oh, you did a fucked up walk. I remember that. Yeah, I did. It's because I had fucking 10 margaritas at dinner and I was invincible. Yeah, I like those ones. Those are my favorite kinds of walks.
01:12:50
Speaker
All I need is a couple of cigarettes and I'll make it to my destination. Woke up the next day and I was like, man, my feet really hurt. What the fuck happened last night? Like, look at your thing. It's like 38,000 steps. It's like you walked from 55th Avenue to zero Avenue last night. I mean, that walk to the casino wasn't like a not walk.
01:13:21
Speaker
Well, that was a good walk too. And I think you did like three times that walk. Yeah. I think I was, I think we were actually out on like 35th Ave and the hope and the apartment was on first Ave. Yeah. And it was the long, we were the long blocks and we got lost. I got lost on the way back.
01:13:49
Speaker
That might've been the worst day of work I ever did the next day. Yeah. It wasn't great. So when I showed up and there was some sort of like, um, tour or something and Liz was like, are you okay? You're really pale. And I was like, you were at dinner with me last night. You know, I'm not okay. We'll take some pills. Yeah, exactly. Get out of here.
01:14:17
Speaker
you and you encouraged me to drink ton margaritas last night listen man it's no one's fault but your own that's something a quitter would say that's something live life jam would say true all right guys let's wrap this up let's wrap this the triumphant return
01:14:44
Speaker
We're out, we're back. We're back. Shouts out. Shouts out Iran. Shouts out grocery outlet. Shouts out Jamie fragrance. Keep sniffing people. Peace out.