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First PUBG Ep
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Transcript
Welcome and Technical Setup
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Welcome to Dudes R Us.
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Now let's start the show. Ready, three, two, one. Can you hear me? You might chug it. Yeah. Why does it look like I'm so quiet, though? It's probably fine. Check, check. Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check,
00:01:27
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check, check, check sad like yet and cast
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call separate what
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when i click i call settings it doesn't do anything
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down bad We're just figuring it out. No, it's definitely it's on my microphone. We're good.
00:02:03
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Are we getting up a little bit? Can you give me ah a yes or a no eight and on the regular? How's that sound? It looks like it's recording me. Yeah.
00:02:20
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don't know why it would be quiet and doesn't really make sense sitting like four inches away from my microphone
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plugging back into my Xbox. Check. You got to figure it figured out? I don't know. There's nothing I can do. It is on my, uh, it's on my Yeti. Check, check, Jerry, give us a check. Hey, check, check. This is cousin Vinny.
Introductions and Humor
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This cousin Angelo. I bring the boom.
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Yeah, ready up pops.
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ah briefe I'll bring the boom as you can tell. This is Jersey Joe and I'm dancing in my kitchen. Oh, oh.
00:03:26
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What day is today? Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday. Thursday. There is, right? Eating all the fish out of the fish tank.
Introducing PUBG Segment
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Thank you. Thank you.
00:03:58
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theres We gotta we gotta go out to the back shed and get the pancake mix The shed outside that we keep all of our pantry stuff in for some reason
00:04:13
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got Alright, this is the first episode of us doing video games on the podcast, yes. you It's been asked for, so we're just gonna do what we normally normally do. And it's Players Unknown Battleground, and we're all on the Xbox Series S. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm on the Series X, Oh, you're on the X? Bob says more megaflops than us. Damn, dude.
00:04:42
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i Bought it when I still had a good job, so job ah Yeah, ah we haven't we haven't part in a couple weeks because we've been an addicted to
Jared's PUBG Addiction
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pub G. So Yeah, this is a So all we've been so addicted that Jared got fired over pub G Yeah, yeah, I'm currently unemployed and because of the game because of that plan we played two days straight because of Korea yeah it's true they were calling me they were like
00:05:22
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Jared, you got to hop on this meeting and I just, I'd be like, nah. No way. No way, Jose. We play squads. That's what we do. We're going to bring the boom. We're going to get the win here. First person. They're calling me at 7 AM. That's what they need. They need me at 7 AM as soon as possible. So as soon as I'm going to Taco Bell and to other places, they need me.
00:05:47
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go to work but hopefully they leave if you hear some good news so let's go let's let's go let's do this shit i'll carry you Straight up. That was me. ah That was a recording of me earlier looking for a job. They're calling. They're calling. 10 days. 10 days. He's going to be like, yo, Taco Bell is accusing me of stealing. And I just don't know, dude.
Employment Challenges and Humor
00:06:14
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They say they have me on. They say they have me on tape nodding off in the kitchen. He's like, damn, when Kanye said that the manager counted the churros, I really hit.
00:06:27
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I don't have a job anymore. Just imagine explaining the economy to him. Like what the economy is. ah To that guy. No chance. There's no way. He knows nothing. Straight up. Straight up. He thinks the only food he can buy is like eggs and like pineapple juice or something.
00:06:53
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It's like I'm fully stocked on food. Finally. Got some eggs, pineapple juice. I got all the stuff to make French toast. So I'm good straight up. I bought two new aprons. Oh shit, just bad people going right here. Yeah. Let's flex off this spot. Let's try to get a vehicle on me on three.
00:07:21
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I guess it's not mad people, I guess it's just one whole squad, but... Where's the cat, Paul? Up in the other room, I'm down in my office. Get Mr. Winston on. Get the get the cat on. Fourth mic, Mr. Winston. What do you think you'd say? People are shooting at me already. I hate Mondays. Garfield style. Damn, people are really shooting at me. Wellz on, yeah.
00:07:52
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Back!
00:07:55
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Wow. That's dumb. Jared, at least you't have to do you don't have to talk about Sunday in the weather anymore or anything like that. Yeah, I don't have to do that. I don't have to, at least for you know for a minute, I don't have to be on a meeting. or How are you doing though, man? I know how busy you are.
00:08:20
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But how are you, man? Monday is crazy. great I'm fucking gay Mondays, right? yeah You know, everybody hates Mondays, but I love them. I'm just built different. yeah Hashtag built different.
00:08:39
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well I fucking, I strive for Mondays. Every week I just look forward to Monday. Yeah, I kind of treat Sunday like it's Monday, so I have two Mondays in the week. Yeah, if you're honestly, if you're not doing pre work on Sunday, you're going to be behind, you know, might as well get ahead of it. Like, like I take my job seriously. I take my career seriously. I don't want to be that person who's spending eight a.m. on Monday figuring out what they're going to do that week because, you know, I i want to just be hitting the ground running, getting my work started.
00:09:19
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you think the guy is like it's a place everywhere like if you know you work at valval and you should be in there getting the windshield wipers filled on sunday so you can come in monday and shine oh yeah you rock star i pretty much just go to every taco bell in my neighborhood and apply
00:09:40
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Yo, good things are going to happen, man. Yo, good things are happening, man. I have some I have some spinach. I have two boxes of of thin mints because, you know, you got to support the Girl Scouts. I'm fucking good straight up. I've applied to seven Taco Bells in the last week.
00:10:07
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Why does this happen to Jesse? Why is it always me? What's up with him? Is he literally just applying the Taco Bells? Any read a Reddit thing where it's like, well, actually, Taco Bell is one of the top 12 establishments to work for. And here's why. I mean, that's definitely what I
PUBG Strategies and Gameplay
00:10:27
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don't get. like I'm not saying you're not a allowed to bounce around from jobs. But like if you're going to, he's got a job at 7-11.
00:10:39
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If you're gonna like bounce, I would think you'd want something that's like a step up. This is just like the same shit. Oh shit, got someone shooting at me.
00:10:55
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There we gotta drive, there's someone gonna be shooting at us. Go Paul, go, go, go, hit the boost. Fuck, this guy fucking clapping at us.
AI News and Market Reactions
00:11:10
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damn we made game is the most addictive game of all time it's kinda like applying to Taco Bells when you think about it it's a lot like that it's just all you, all consumes you you just only think of Darius and PUBG
00:11:40
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straight up straight up what is Darius doing that's all I can think about all day oh I forgot I grabbed something fun straight up what'd you get oh mortar nice Jared launching a mortar off
00:12:11
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How many meters did you set that thing up for? I don't actually know how to change the meters, so it's just going at 700. Oh, it's just the left and analog stick up and down, I think, or the right one. Wow. There's a Kar98 and a 6x scope in this building, if you want to. Shazam. We got the SLR.
00:12:35
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straighta Straight up. up.
00:12:55
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There's a Winchester 94 up here. I don't know how much guys like that gun. I don't think I've ever used it. It's a shotgun, right? It's a sniper rifle, lever reaction rifle. Oh, interesting.
00:13:22
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just stand and they're not talking it not a good sign
00:13:28
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and We're still recording, so. We're good, we're good, we're good. Damn, I need like a red dot or a hollow or something. You guys see that China fucking. One AI today. Yeah, they crashed the fucking market today, bro. Yeah, dude. What did they do?
00:13:59
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They like release some AI model And it's better than Totally truthful by the way hundred percent. It's definitely not China just saying shit. They never do that um And they said that they so it's a it's a it's like a large language model it's they did tests on it and it's better than Chat GPT, it's better than, do you still need a red dot site? I dropped one over here, I just don't know where. It's among this shit. ah It's better than Chat GPT, it's better than Gemini, it's better than Llama.
00:14:43
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um So everyone's freaking out and then they said, oh, it only took us $6 million dollars in two months to train this model.
00:14:55
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which for like comparison Zuckerberg said the next llama three is going to need like $80 billion. dollars
00:15:06
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how pissed so are So yeah, ah the stock market, fucking obliterated, obliterated $1 trillion dollars of tech stock wealth today. Bro, and tech stock is in all of the fucking ETFs too. Yeah, it's pretty bullshit. And safe trading. Pretty bullshit, except that I did buy more Nvidia at YAT. Nice. Yeah, you should have. Everything was a fire sale today. Take it as that.
00:15:39
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I didn't just buy a ton. I bought a ton last week so I wasn't not of Nvidia but other shit but it's all good it responded responded after hours already guys for the news update if you're wondering or at least some stocks if you're invested in like I mean, this truly was, I feel like everyone just panicking because they didn't know what it meant. And then everyone thinks. Being like, oh, wait, it's one, it's fucking China. Yeah. And then like, they're I don't know, some of the like.
00:16:19
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like dumping Nvidia as a response. I was like, and well, the rationale being that they did it because we have like an embargo or whatever you'd call it, like trade restrictions on whatever Nvidia's best processing chip is. We don't let that be sent to China. They have to use the second best processing chip that everyone thinks is junk and isn't good enough for a large language models car coming this way.
00:16:49
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Yeah.
00:17:00
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yeah he means thats ah And China figured out how to do it better than our models on the less good Nvidia chip. But they still did it on an Nvidia chip.
00:17:18
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oh shit yeah right that guy hit me from nowhere i see have he's fucking like 600 meters away dude he jumped and hit me at the same time yeah I don't know why they would share that directly with the US too open source yeah there's being just there's being good dudes
Cartel Speculations and Humor
00:17:48
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That's all right. Trump will just go drop off a bunch of immigrants there.
00:17:55
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That was pretty crazy too. He's like, if you want to take these immigrants, then we're going to put a big tariff on you. And the guy's like, we'll put a tariff on you. And then 30 minutes later, they're like, all right, we'll just take the immigrants. A fucking day after the, uh, yeah, this, this happening a day after the shit with Columbia.
00:18:19
Speaker
you see today now that uh... cartel beef i hope i hope the u.s. just obliterates the cartel be pretty fun you know what i had a very sure that border agents today yeah they're shooting they're gonna they said they're blow up any planes that the u.s. send back with immigrants three fifty-five a guy jump in the car what car shit how deep is that
00:18:56
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. I saw that day. We're trying to smuggle some people over the border and then they were just firing at the border agents. That's funny. Yeah. I feel like, uh, I mean, buy and trump also one fifteen they're gone away from us called out like, uh, what did he say? Designating the cartels as terrorist organizations or some shit. Yeah.
00:19:26
Speaker
I mean, blow them up, brother. Yeah, genuinely a Trump administration, like, yeah, whatever. But a Trump administration war with the cartels would actually be kind of awesome. be But rule to just see Murray just go in there and be like, yeah these guys, they're wearing all tactical gear, but they have no idea how to work any of these guns, really. Yes. We're just kidding, though. We would never say anything bad about the cartel.
00:19:55
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Yeah, totally. Just sponsors. Slippers are a little bit winded. We didn't. I mean, I just said it would be awesome. I didn't say I wanted Trump to win. Yeah. All right, we got to push out of here. Yep. You're getting back in the car. I'm not sure. Might not be the reason. What do you guys think? Is that the right move? Probably not.
00:20:23
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I'm open to either.
00:20:32
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We don't have those impenetrable, unshootable cars that other people have. Yeah, true. We have the bullet magnet car. Yeah. No matter why it hits the driver in the fucking head.
00:20:47
Speaker
This is the way I saw those guys that hit me were getting out of their car over here. Oh man, I'm about to get run over, I think. Oh shit. Probably should have took the car. Fuck.
00:21:02
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Let me get your blue chip. See if we can make this work. Hindsight is 20-20, but true. Don't get run over, bro. You're so close to the blue chip transmitter. I gotta try.
00:21:21
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Oh, fuck. Someone sees me. God damn it. With a mini? Oh, no. Mark 12. I accept. Got him. Knocked him for you. Fuck.
00:21:37
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Oh, shit. That's my own fault.
00:21:48
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Rough. Oh, there's smoke up here. What the fuck? You're fucking sir. Oh, damn. What the hell? That was right behind you somewhere in the mist. I mean, there was people three
00:22:06
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three directions. Not the good. That's my own fault.
00:22:24
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All Everyone gets run over sometimes. so now I was like, Oh, I'm just going to check this building real quick. What do we offer to so far?
00:22:37
Speaker
Yeah, this is game two, I think. We lost both games so far, guys. Which never happens.
00:22:50
Speaker
All right, you guys, we made it to Taco Bell. I got mine. I love this dude.
00:23:03
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Pretty good placement though.
Gaming Community and Job Advice
00:23:11
Speaker
What kind of chicken parm is he whipping over?
00:23:19
Speaker
these days man and i have to go down to the poor house obviously were trying to talk about it with my god burn now give us some time and wait and see what my baby model is gonna do if she's really gonna you know make me do the triage know'm trying to be involved and we'll know be treated with nice stay let's do twelve islands walk
00:23:52
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he's bugging bro
00:23:57
Speaker
yeah so Damn that bitch who killed me just sent me a message what do you say? Hey there handsome, I'm Kylie age 21 I'm looking for a guy strictly 20 plus who knows how to grab my attention and make the night fun Winky face can't wait to hear from you Lips emoji hit me up on discord with her discord. That's a person that just fucking killed you I
00:25:01
Speaker
Yeah. If anyone, uh, anyone on the discord, if you have job recommendations, send them a discord. Don't look now. I don't want like job openings, but just, you know, tell me what you think I should do. to succeed Start working with Patrick C.
00:25:20
Speaker
At the yarn store? Yeah. At the at the gay yarn store or whatever. where it's like we We make yarn at it out of gay guy's hair.
00:25:37
Speaker
Yeah, there is a yarn store in Northampton that you could work out. No, I'm good. yeah We're getting the basketball hall of fate. That'd be a long commute.
00:25:50
Speaker
worth it You could work to ask well work at the casino near my near me and none. That'd be kind of fun. You could give me free games. Yeah, yeah. That's how it works.
00:26:06
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Yeah, he gets to play the slot machine for free. He's with me. White ball of his losses.
00:26:20
Speaker
<unk> If you worked to behind the desk, I bet you have a discretionary amount of like player card points you could load onto somebody's card as like a customer service thing because I saw that happen to somebody where like they were getting mad at somebody because I don't know something with their dinner was fucked up. And the guy who came over was like, we put 500 points on your player card. But you could do that.
00:26:50
Speaker
For sure. Yeah, I'll just come in and be pissed off all the time. Yeah, or you don't even have to do that. Bro, did you know I had to park on the top level? What do what do you think? i bet i could just Yeah, I bet I could just load a bunch of points on your player card every now and then. But i I don't know. I wonder. I feel like casinos probably track their money pretty well. So you probably couldn't do anything with like chips or money. I don't know, just give me free drinks.
00:27:19
Speaker
That I think is extremely doable. That would just be like i've got a place for me to hang out. Just don't bet. Just come and drink like fucking $400 worth of liquor and then peace out. I mean, it kind of works when I didn't really gamble or i I don't know, I kind of didn't like gambling and I was at a riverboat casino in Biloxi and my buddies were playing roulette and shit and I didn't want to do that. So I just put a fucking $10 bill in video blackjack and just drank for free because they saw me playing blackjack and so they didn't charge me for any drinks Or not video no video poker um So that's kind of is like a real hustle if you are an alcoholic who doesn't like gambling who not use the aw word ah You know, I'm just looking for a club to hang out at dude
00:28:12
Speaker
Yeah, dude, when you're when you have your checkup later, and he asks you how many drinks you consume per week. The normal amount to like soda.
00:28:41
Speaker
Just start with a number and like gauge his face. Like four per week. What's the respect on her name?
Health and Lifestyle Humor
00:28:58
Speaker
What do you think? Because she's a woman, she can't be a doctor? to No, not at all. I mean, I... I don't know. I told my daughter I'm a doctor and she believed me.
00:29:13
Speaker
I don't know why she won it. She's very young, but Fucking lie. She tells people I'm a doctor. It's kind of sick. Oh, that's cool here. A bunch of people here. I'm laying it over with you. paul There's somebody coming to that building you're in. Yeah, there's no guns in here. Punching the desk. Are you getting punched to death right now? No, I knocked them out. Well done.
00:29:43
Speaker
Oh, but I just got shot. Don't get shot. This first little shotgun. Watch out. I'm getting out of your way. Just right behind you, bro. How the fuck did you just die? Sick. I got first blood. Got the first kill of the match.
00:30:01
Speaker
Oh, fuck that. How the fuck did I hit him with this? I had a Kar98. So lame.
00:30:13
Speaker
Damn, that guy's about to punch in the dub. So lame. Well, that was fun. Well, I got a rare achievement for getting the first kill. Yeah, that's tight.
00:30:29
Speaker
Well, we just got fucking squad wiped by some girl. Yeah, we just got attacked. Macked. By someone on a bunny hoodie. That's fine. They're going to send you another sex discord message. Definitely.
00:30:43
Speaker
Still got pops.
00:30:50
Speaker
Yeah, it turned out the car 98 wasn't a good close range. ah ah No, no. That's all I could find. No, i that's what I had to. Not the best against the shotgun.
00:31:13
Speaker
I just assume your primary care would be a Dude Pubs. Nah.
00:31:24
Speaker
Female. Indian. Awesome. She's cool though. She does just straight up call you fat though. I kind of like it. So I'm looking at your chart, your fat.
00:31:43
Speaker
I'm like, damn, you had to look at the chart to tell me that. You said, Brian, you are very, very fat. Damn, bro. She just talks like an American. No, I'm playing. She talks like that.
00:32:02
Speaker
You're a big man. funny yeah You're a very, very large man. I have your blood back from the lab. It looks like chicken tikka masala.
00:32:21
Speaker
man ask how it looks like buttered chicken Instead shit, it's just just a New England woman. Yeah, so like, you're like out of shape. I don't know. I don't have too much time. My nurse practitioner is going to come in here.
00:32:39
Speaker
Listen, dude, you're fucking fat, all right? It's literally every other... Oh, you worked at Fenway? You worked at Fenway? Were you? You were the green monster?
00:32:55
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ah
00:32:59
Speaker
She just comes in, she's like, well, I'm trying to get a job at Taco Bell straight up.
00:33:09
Speaker
yeah that's hilarious Did you happen to be in the left field area of fewood All right, like okay lady we bring the indian guy back in
00:33:36
Speaker
Damn, if I ever got roasted that hard by a doctor, I'd be like, shit, I'm fat, I'm not that fat, goddamn. Hey, what's up, boss man? What's up, boss man, Paul? Okay. You get a hip Indian guy. Hey, what's up, boss man? Is that really where you want to draw? No.
00:34:02
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that's the other guy
00:34:09
Speaker
doesn't say we're about to drop in get four thousand people if we drop the yeah are you going to Are you gonna tell her how much PUBG you play?
00:34:20
Speaker
Like, you know, my hobbies are cooking barbecue and playing video games. I do a lot of push-ups every day though, I don't know. Tell me about it. How many anger push-ups do I need to do a day to to stay healthy?
00:34:44
Speaker
I'm on like, uh, I'm on 30 push-ups a day. I'm on a prison workout. I do body life squats, push-ups, crunches.
00:34:59
Speaker
That's dope. You're a very big button. You know what they don't do anymore? Is that tomorrow that you're going? Yeah, tomorrow morning. Hmm.
00:35:14
Speaker
They don't, um, like no doctor that I've been to in the last probably 15 years has asked me to pull my pants down and cough. Yeah. I don't know if that technique works. I love how that was like such a, uh, a technique that they swore by the, yeah, we got to touch your nuts at some point. Just turn your head and cough. Don't cough in my face, please. I love it. They're like, do you feel any, you know, like sick or physically like fatigued at all? They're just like that put your pants down.
00:35:44
Speaker
yeah okay boss man put those pants down
00:36:08
Speaker
I'm just saying... Everything is... Tiga so funny.
Community Appreciation
00:36:33
Speaker
Sorry, the...
00:36:39
Speaker
a little uh, yeah, whatever. scared The little doll scared me. Maybe jump. Oh yeah, dude. That room with a little doll in it. Fuck that room. Rolled off.
00:36:58
Speaker
Shout out Patrick C. Shout out Fanny Dantum. Shout out to Hank Chill. Most importantly, the big dog.
00:37:09
Speaker
Why do you like that guy the best he never posts? He's supporting us on the Patreon. I'm gonna go shopping with him in the summer. He lives in New Hampshire. He's an overall good dude. Oh, so you know this guy? No, I know him through the podcast.
00:37:30
Speaker
Dan, we're about to get murdered by Hank Chilt. But also, uh...
00:37:37
Speaker
He invited Aidan to his brother's baby shower, and he went. Yeah, I went. I showed up. yeah yeah He was the one that was like, dude, you guys got to stop fucking around and get down to it and start podcasting.
00:37:53
Speaker
Yeah, it's true. I do. I do appreciate all the people who at one point liked us talking enough to give us money. Yes. That's pretty crazy. hey jill set I don't care if you guys never do the podcast. Let me give you you guys some money. It's how sad you guys sound. Yeah, im well, I'm unemployed now, so maybe. Cough it up.
00:38:17
Speaker
Yeah, I just don't want to work anymore. Patrick C fucking get on the Patreon. We're all trying to figure out ways to not have to work anymore. Yeah, I hate my job. Just kidding. If you guys listen to this, I love it. I love it so much. I'm thinking about it right now.
00:38:37
Speaker
of Every Sunday, I think about it, so. Dude, you get a note from your doctor that you don't ever have to go back, but you get paid. There we go. Just full of Hefei. Yeah. I was thinking about that. Oh, man, like my dick is so small that I can't work anymore. That's how Hefei got out of work, so. the Oh, yeah. He keeps losing it. It takes me all of the work shift to find it.
00:39:12
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makesious
00:39:22
Speaker
so Just give you a vibe and subscription instead. ah Yeah, you could just take this.
00:39:33
Speaker
We're gonna get a kill this round or what? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:39:43
Speaker
Oh yeah. The problem is you don't take enough five ants. Yeah. You need to be, well, here's the thing with anxiety. You need to, you need to be at full level panic, anxiety every day. And then at some point you just, you just get over it. So we're going to give you 50 milligrams of a five ants.
00:40:08
Speaker
We recommend you smoking a huge joint and taking this five ants every day.
00:40:22
Speaker
Oh shit, we gotta a roll. Start rolling. Patrick C, dude, you better fucking join the Patreon. We posted back up, dude.
00:40:36
Speaker
Get in there, dude. Be a fucking bitch.
00:40:57
Speaker
Guy was talking a lot of shit and then didn't even know that it doesn't exist anymore
00:41:07
Speaker
That's fine. <unk> library He could be, he could be, he's Patrick C. Dude, he was there in the OG days of Discord. Very true. Been in the trenches. He was in the trenches when we docked Gucci.
00:41:27
Speaker
Can't believe you guys bullied that dude until he stopped following us. ah Barely bullied him. Only gave him shit every day for two weeks. Barely, dude. We didn't do anything. He asked for it. Yeah, I thought that's what he wanted. He shared that story about going to that comedy show and they just shit on him the whole time. And he also called us fags all the time, too. That's true. He was going to get kicked anyway, so.
00:42:01
Speaker
As soon as we became popular, we're going to have to get rid of them. Oh, we got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to
PUBG Teamwork and Strategy
00:42:20
Speaker
go. Wow. Certainly awesome.
00:42:25
Speaker
so but
00:42:31
Speaker
Wow, so totally awesome. We need a down syndrome guy in our crew. Oh, that would be imagine him being the fourth on the squad. That'd be awesome. We got a fucking kill. That guy would be going nuts.
00:42:57
Speaker
It's true.
00:43:01
Speaker
Ah, so chilly. Awesome. You want me to take this gun that you're staring at? No.
00:43:11
Speaker
Yeah, I don't want you to shoot me in the head, so. Should I keep the SLRs or I go M2-4? What do you think? I like the M2-4. All right. Let's see how I do with it.
00:43:40
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Oh, we got yellow guys still here. Yeah, that's crazy. He's got a thing next to his name. Oh, shit. I got to get out of this. Wow. So awesome. Oh, shit. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Push, push. Fuck. That moved very far away.
00:44:04
Speaker
Oh, no, did it? All right, let's let's read. Let's rejoin up over here. That's how let's get closer together. Get the flock back together.
00:44:21
Speaker
Shouldn't have thrown away that jammer pack.
00:44:28
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Guys, let's come on. Let's go. We can't we can't dwell on the past. We got to move forward. Yeah. Oh, there's a car if we need one. I think. Yeah, we got. I think we definitely need one. Could be a joke car. Please hold.
00:44:50
Speaker
It is bullshit that they do that.
00:45:00
Speaker
Hopping that bitch, bro. Not yellow guys got a car too. Dope. The fuck just fell out of that tree.
00:45:14
Speaker
The fuck was that? Well, every now and then there's just random chickens that jump right in front of your face. Yeah, we just deployed a
00:45:27
Speaker
Nevermind. We're going to your marker. Well, I'm coming to you guys. I don't want to ride with the yellow guy. Don't leave without me. I'm going to shoot yellow guys tires out.
00:45:49
Speaker
Such a classic troll. I feel like yellow guys. Good. He seems good.
00:46:00
Speaker
He's got a he's got a clan tag. That'd be great if we ah could somehow get their audio on the pod and just invite these randoms into the party. That would be kind of fun. There's got to be a way to do that. yeah now I know I got to figure it out. Although the one time I put proximity chat on ah just it's not good. What is it? like the cell
00:46:29
Speaker
Just people yelling, yeah, just people yelling fucking basically just constant stream of the n-word. Of course, bro, it's proximity chat in a video game.
00:46:43
Speaker
a I don't know if you guys remember original Xbox lobbies, but they were fucking brutal. Now, let's see, the original Xbox came out like 2000, so I was like eight years old. Learned a lot of things, bro.
00:46:59
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I was a part of that problem. I got banned at such a times. Xbox 360. I wonder if I can run my
00:47:24
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but then they would fuck this up in mind
00:47:30
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I was going to say, I wonder if I could run like my good audio rig through my Xbox, but, uh, yeah.
00:47:43
Speaker
I didn't know there was like clans of fucking people that like our teams on this game and shit. Yep. Like watch out for that MGK clan. Oh yeah.
00:48:09
Speaker
Try that in a small town.
00:48:15
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00:48:24
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Oh.
00:48:37
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oh
00:48:40
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And that guy who tried that in a small town, then he just got his ass beat. People are jumping into the water to fight him. Try that in a small town.
00:48:54
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If I get killed by this run, I'm going to be pretty upset. I think we got to head in too.
00:49:09
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got um Got a minute or two, but yeah. That's closing in, but... Oh, it is. Oh, you're already in the circle over here. Oh, shit. I needed to jump in there.
00:49:42
Speaker
All right, guys. Oh, there's people 37 where 95 in that yellow gas station or whatever. Red shirt, white pants. He's on the second floor. He's got a buddy.
00:50:03
Speaker
Oh, I see a deep, deep out there. hu Yeah. Oh, you hit him. Oh, shit.
00:50:13
Speaker
You gotta do the colorblind settings so you can see every hit. How do you do that on the Xbox? Just go to colorblind visual settings. Yeah, but is it on like the Xbox menu or is it in the settings menu for the game? PUBG. PUBG. I couldn't find it. I went through like all the graphic settings and everything.
00:50:42
Speaker
Yeah, right, buddy. Where the fuck is that guy shooting from?
00:50:54
Speaker
Oh, this guy's giving us a waypoint. All right. Yeah, I don't need to be in a pointless shootout. I know. Let's trust the yellow guy here.
00:51:11
Speaker
Yeah, try that in a small town. who Try that in a small town.
00:51:26
Speaker
Bring us to the fucking Promised Land, yellow guy. Let's go! I believe in him. Oh shit.
00:51:42
Speaker
Oh, no. Come on, yellow guy. What are you doing? Where are we going? What are we doing here?
00:51:53
Speaker
He's got a method. He's got a method. Driving into the fight. He's the first or responder. Which one are we going to, boys? I guess the two story house. Yeah.
00:52:20
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coming in behind you. Okay.
00:52:45
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okay Oh.
00:52:50
Speaker
All I have is nuts. All clear. All queer. We're all queer.
00:53:06
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i I am Game of Harris. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Where is it? Coming out 210. He's got yellow guy down. That ain't cool. We got a blast on that motherfucker there day right at 230.
00:53:26
Speaker
Oh, shit, bro. Headshot in me instantly. Goddamn, this game's fucking good. I got you. Stay right here.
00:53:37
Speaker
Those will cover fire on those motherfuckers. Where they at? They're at 2.30 in that red building area. Should I go try to get yellow guy? I might try to go get him. Fuck it. Don't come after me if I die.
00:54:04
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Where the fuck is this guy?
00:54:22
Speaker
Somebody's coming up on us. That guy yellow guy Got him killed the guy
00:54:36
Speaker
We're all good. Cool. Just blow up their car for safe measure. I don't know what yellow guys shooting at. Oh, I got someone shooting me now.
00:54:57
Speaker
We got to move, huh? Yeah, who do that smoke? I don't know. There's a car that just drove out. Come on, yellow guy. Fuck. That ain't good. Bro, I don't think yellow guy had a plan. We got to head out. We got to... Let's go left? I don't know. Maybe left instead of the beach. Anybody want to try to revive? Ah, we can't. Fuck.
00:55:33
Speaker
Hey, I got one kill, at least. Let's go.
00:55:41
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holy fuck that's killing my jammer bag so fast yep good yep that goes my jammer bag yep come on larry we're good barely fucking make it Jesus Christ oh shit oh shit Yeah, where are we getting shot at or from? Oh, there they are. No, I killed them. We're good. Left side's clear. There's a guy at 185.
00:56:23
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Oh, shit. Wow, that was a dirty headshot that I got on that guy. Good shit on the M24. There's a team up like 185.
00:56:47
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I'd get in the car and haul out of the circle. Yep, they're in that window.
00:57:08
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oh Go, go, go. Just go. are the oh i ain't good They're all in that fucking house right there.
00:57:29
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Damn, look at you. ah I kind of clipped that fucking. so Shots on that fucking dude too.
00:57:47
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I didn't see that they were in the building. I was driving directly ah until it was too late.
00:58:26
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All right. All right. 0 for 3. Not bad.
00:58:36
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Good placement. what What do we land there? Like 7th or something? 4. 4 is heavy. Hell yeah. Top 10 right there. there ye
Societal Issues and Perspectives
00:59:03
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Top 10 for our crew. What else is new, dude? That's right. That's where we live at.
00:59:23
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OK. He did that.
00:59:32
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man I can't believe the hills lost so bad yesterday. That fucking night up. I can believe the Redskins lost, but I didn't want them to.
00:59:46
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Fuck yeah, brother. Back to two genders, homie. What the hell? Two genders and there only ever was two genders, dog straight out. Fuck it. Didn't see that coming, did you? Yes. That dude's only ever going to work at a Taco Bell for the rest of his life. Oh my god. Yes, dude. What made him say that? Hey, this guy's got the same money suit as me.
01:00:15
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I was assuming the executive order that Trump signed. That is 100% what it was.
01:00:29
Speaker
People care about the weirdest shit, dude. Tomatoes. They're a vegetable. People don't say they're a fruit. Fruits. Doesn't taste like a fruit to me.
01:00:44
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This executive ordered tomatoes are officially a vegetable. I'll show you a fruit.
01:01:26
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that's playing i it
01:01:31
Speaker
One of my friends one night and he was like trying to talk to me about gender issues, and I was like, dude, I don't wanna talk about this shit, the fuck? He's like, you don't you don't think about these things, and I was like, one why would I ever think about this? I didn't have kids at the time or anything, I'm like, why the fuck, like, the fuck, dude? So I'm a school teacher, and I see it a lot, and I was like, you're a school teacher in a fucking rural community, bro, you do not see this a lot. You're lying. See, like, gender issues with kids?
01:02:03
Speaker
Yup. He was like, oh, you know, all these kids are are going trans. It's like a mind virus. Oh yeah, dude. It's like, you need to like stop watching TV or something. What the fuck you talking about? So I'm a school teacher. I see it a lot. I'm like in the town that I grew up in, they have 1500 people in it. You see it a lot. There was 70 kids in my grade growing up, dude.
01:02:30
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And not one of them was trans. yeah but They were all certified lumberjacks. They're all just regular gay.
01:02:42
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ah
01:02:47
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it It's fucking crazy, man. There's a lot of people dropping in here. It's crazy how many people are. It's so crazy. This was crazy that he even wanted to have that conversation.
01:03:00
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I'm a school teacher and I see it a lot. I'm like a fucking bullshit, dude. Let me tell you something about a school teacher, buddy.
01:03:09
Speaker
You think you know about gay stuff? Try being a public school teacher. This dude's mad religious. All right, don't worry, guys. I've got a grenade. Same. Someone tries to jump me. I'm blowing his mouth up.
01:03:28
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Just cook that grenade now just in case. Yeah,
01:03:44
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yeah
01:03:50
Speaker
blow up the cartels.
01:03:54
Speaker
They're going to die. I Baron Trump's going to blow the cartels up. Yeah. He's a fucking monster, huh? Dude, after they kill his father. yeah then like brucewa um Then they changed the constitution so he can be president before the age 35. And then, uh,
01:04:20
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And then he goes he goes to war to avenge his father.
01:04:28
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This honestly seems like the best case scenario. Dude, it's way better than what we have what we have before. True. Biden's son was just smoking a crack. Yeah, he was just rocking out.
01:04:46
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kama hair smokes blunt ye kamala hairs just make a gras out the yining ha You play that clip. I made so many greens. They were in my bathtub.
01:05:01
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i thought them' shits in the bathub for real It's like, bitch, you have eight bathtubs. It does not matter.
01:05:12
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What's she up to right now? Just fucking drunk.
01:05:17
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Probably drunk. Probably like pretty, pretty solidly drunk. I think somebody clipped her at the grocery store with Doug. Yep. Done that dude, Jesse. walks is like look at this dude go i'm like shopping with his wife and the fuck but i want to please ask you this what let me ask you this America what kind of bag it goes to those who are shopping with their wife i was like damn what that fuck yeah i wasn't saying a big deal of it is that really what it was that sort that's what i yeah that I mean he obviously didn't drop a hard F but uh
01:06:00
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That was literally the
Media and Political Critique
01:06:01
Speaker
segment. He was like, look at this guy. This fucking guy. Look at this guy. Look at this fucking guy. There was an implied F slur in there. You can say fag. Fag's OK. Fag it's OK. Both are OK. It's a fair game. Fair game. That's back. You captured all the rules of change, dude. Yeah, dude. Fag and fag it are back.
01:06:28
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so Say whatever you want. Say sorry after. Actually, I think the i think what Trump proved is and don't ever, ah ever apologize for anything. Yeah, true.
01:06:43
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aon trump told me
01:07:00
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Baron's definitely keeping his papa updated on what X is saying about Elon Musk. Oh yeah. So dude, this guy's wackadoodle. He was just giving his heart to people, or I wasn't a Nazi salute. Just got into a Nazi salute. Can't wait until he has to actually- Is that his final explanation? I was just, I was just doing a Nazi salute, guys, really not a big deal.
01:07:31
Speaker
Like it's okay to be like, I don't even know. I actually don't know what it's okay to be like like that end of day you tread to a dangerous waters right now. no I'm more meant to be like, Hey, ah yeah. Like, like it's it if you were just like, whoops. Yeah. I'm a, you guys know I'm a little bit awkward and I didn't, you know, didn't mean to do that, but I understand how it looked.
01:08:01
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I think, like obviously some people, the same people who like just go crazy about everything would still be mad, but I think most people would be like, yeah, that tracks. That's a super awkward dude. But the fact he was like, that's not what it was. I was just giving my heart to the crowd. Here's Kamala Harris, hail hit littering herd last rally.
01:08:33
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All right, we got a circle here. We're just going to run across the bridge. There's a dash over here. I guess we'll do that.
01:08:44
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Which we'll get the car. I haven't seen any of those people. They dropped down. I know. Same makes me a little nervous.
01:09:07
Speaker
Guys, I thought this was America. I can't just hail Hitler in the fucking middle of a Trump rally. Where we want to go? Go, go, go! All right, bro. Fucking hit me.
01:09:34
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Damn, they're still shooting at us. What the fuck?
01:09:40
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does This guy have a fucking. I need to get a new helmet.
01:09:48
Speaker
It's weird the way that where they've chosen to implement realism in this game and where they don't. Because I was telling Pobs the other ah yesterday, I died just because I went over the handlebars of my motorcycle, like not a. Yeah. You know, not the worst.
01:10:09
Speaker
car accident, vehicle accident in this game, but like an instant kill, which just sucks. But then, uh, you know, your situation being shot out in a car, this game does not let you duck. No, that's true. That's a good point. Wouldn't you duck?
01:10:29
Speaker
See if there's any new helmets here.
01:10:58
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Level 3 bag over here. Ooh.
01:11:06
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Oh, put so much stuff in it. Damn Paul grabbed it. You got beat, dude. It's fine. I didn't need it.
Land and Housing Issues
01:11:21
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I was just pretending to be excited about that.
01:11:31
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What are these people getting their houses back in Los Angeles? You think I'll be in like two months? I'm just kidding. That's something I wanted to to bring up. So I was listening to a clip from the Joe Rogan podcast for the first time in a long time. And he's playing.
01:11:53
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this clip of gavin newsson who's just saying like oh um i'm bringinging in this person who was like an expert on basically land grabs from uh, uh, Hawaii when they had their issue. So that, I don't know, we can like figure this out and Joe wrote and like misinterpreted it and thought he said that he was, uh, like basically doing land grabs and he has this whole thing about it. The fuck is this person on dirt bike? Yeah, they're gone.
01:12:33
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care package. He like didn't understand what Gavin Newsom was saying. Then he's like, don't look at those guys fucking dancing around. He's so excited to like steal people's property. Oh my God. I mean, you gotta be smart enough to know that even though that probably is something that it's going to happen, he's not going to say that out loud.
01:12:57
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And bro he was saying specifically, it was like, I'm bringing in this person who's like an expert on land speculators to make sure that like right literally the to the opposite. Yeah. Got to play the clip for you later. Doing a bad job. Scribing. I'm trying to do two things at once. well No, I mean, I get what you're saying. Basically, people, will he's people are like, OK, this is what's going to happen. And same thing that happened in Hawaii, whatever it was, ah Maui.
01:13:27
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I've got eyes on you too, Aiden. um
01:13:39
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And then... every three vo later Nice. What guns? ah M.G. Do you want this? Nah. Yeah, it's military vest though.
01:13:59
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ah bag it kind of brought it back to us there's a bubbles speed bag over here So yeah,
01:14:10
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ah yeah everyone's saying Blackrock's just gonna buy up all of Altadena and shit. Got a car. Well, that sounds close. What the hell was this shot? I think it was somebody shooting out of the car, honestly.
01:14:27
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No, maybe not. No, I don't think so. There was somebody leaned out, but... Altadena, my ass.
01:14:45
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Okay. Not seeing any more. That's crazy. People just fucking don't have houses, though. And not like...
01:14:56
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You know, like one person in your neighborhood's house burned down, but like all the houses. Where are these dirt bike people?
01:15:14
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okay It's nuts. You still have to pay your mortgage.
01:15:23
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see I don't know how many of that shit works. I think that's a blue guy. That was me shooting a sniper rifle. Are we going to move? I'm moving.
01:15:42
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Push it to the limit. You think he's taking the level three best. We're taking a level three best. Yeah. He doesn't deserve it. You think I should shoot him in the head? No, no. if if there's more If there's more than like 70 people left. Oh, what gun did I just switch for? Didn't want this.
01:16:16
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Come on now.
01:16:22
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push it to the limit wow you're very big man
01:16:49
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put somescribe on her name she's a nice lady all right
01:16:55
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She's been taking care of me for a few years now.
01:17:12
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Do you think she's gonna prescribe you push-ups? She may.
01:17:26
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Maybe a stan. Oh shit, Shiza. I'm fucked. Should've picked up that chamber pack. Always pick up the chamber pack, dude. I drop them for, I prefer it over the level three bag. Bro, it's a level three bag. I think all the loot I can have, though. That's exactly the problem. Some guys up 145 on the mountainside there.
01:18:07
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some oh shit
01:18:10
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in sha talk
01:18:15
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they general People up on that mountain at like 200 two of them at least yeah, that's fucking killed you I Mean I was way out in the open
01:18:34
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Yes, this is Dr. Chambadura. He said 30 push-ups a day, not enough. 200 at least. Ah, you fucking bitch.
01:18:52
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I got some, I got them bro. Come in here. I killed the guy. okay Green guy's down.
01:19:05
Speaker
No, dude. Why is it not letting me revive you? This fucking game. How am I getting hit? How the fuck did I get hit? Got some more shit.
01:19:20
Speaker
This fucking game is so gay with the revives. if There's stuff around you. It's like I want to pick up the tactical bag. Now you actually want to drop your gun. Where's the green gun? How the fuck did I get hit, bro?
01:19:37
Speaker
Green guy crawling here, bro. Oh, they have the blues closing, too. This is fucked. Oh, yeah, we got to run. Let's go. Yeah, we're fucked, for sure. Take this truck right here.
01:19:59
Speaker
Fuck you. We're not taking in the truck. That's good. Fuck it.
01:20:12
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shit Oh shit. Go without me. buting guys flat ti Two flat tires. Yeah, damn. With a fucking auto mutant, bro. Same. That's what I heard.
01:20:29
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like that's what he got i heard it And I just saw the fucking kill camp or not the kill camp. I'm spectating. What a fucking piece of work. Yep. I got a, I got a kill though. I'm good.
01:20:49
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doesn't get
01:21:06
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I was playing a fucking arcade game to a quick drop
01:21:29
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thank
01:22:09
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Alright.
01:22:13
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That's it for the recording. We'll do another one in the week.