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The LongshoreMen of Podcasting
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Shout out to the trons aka da boys of DRU. Hank Chill - Patrick C (Pack & Ship) Phanny Dantom!
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Transcript
Blessings and Personal Energy Boosts
00:00:04
Speaker
It's no prayer day. Stay prayed up. God bless you. Some people think I take drugs, which I don't. So how do I boost my energy? I drink green tea. I dance. I visualize. I flirt.
Social Invitations and Food Preferences
00:00:22
Speaker
It's fucking nice out. Who's trying to chill, smoke some loud, feel me?
00:00:29
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ozed Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a turkey hill or something where I don't like their donuts. I rather the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts.
Humor and Snacks
00:00:39
Speaker
I let this giant biker dude absolutely destroy my holes last night. I'm walking like Quasimodo today.
00:00:51
Speaker
I only eat frosted Pop-Tarts. Top three Pop-Tart flavors. Number three, a frosted strawberry milkshake. I think I'll have another.
00:01:04
Speaker
Why don't you do something else? All he wants to do is buy nuclear weapons and make them. I said, just relax. Chill. You got enough. You got so much nuclear weapons. So much. I said, just relax. Go to a nice... Let's go to a baseball game. I'll show you what a baseball...
Podcast Introduction and Fan Shoutouts
00:01:23
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all this design that got me drift straight about the ooh wow this is just
00:01:36
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hey everybody Welcome to Dudes R Us. We can't be stopped and we'll do anything for you. Please subscribe and join the Patreon
00:01:52
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3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. We're here. What? Oh, shit. 3, 2, 1. Oh, shit. We're here. Oh, fuck. we're We're live. You knew that we were, dude. Yeah, I kind of did. It's true.
00:02:10
Speaker
ah You knew that dude, come on now. Count it down. You guys couldn't hear it cause we weren't recording then, but he counted down. We're here. Three, two, one. Yeah. We have a click clicker and everything. Um, I'm going to try not to click a knife the whole, this whole pod. I didn't realize that would pick up. Yeah. It picks up. It sure does. I just let it fly.
00:02:38
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Cause nothing matters.
00:02:43
Speaker
I'll put them on a drawer and then I can't fidget with them. It's a raw, a raw podcast. It's actually a gun that Jared keeps holding those head. I was actually just clipping my toenails all the time. No, not today. update so Russian roulette. Not this episode, maybe another one. Ooh.
00:03:05
Speaker
Once we start. Not this one. Once we start doing videos. Yeah. Once we do it, once we, once the YouTube goes up and fails horribly and everybody's comments immediately banned from YouTube. Yeah. Well, I want to say a big shout out to Hank chill. Shout out to a fan. Yeah. Shout out to,
00:03:32
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the big, the big dog, the mod, the god, the pack and ship, Lord, Patrick. See, Patrick, see, pack and ship, pack and ship pay your respects, Jared, package, ship, package, ship, Jared, Jared and Patrick.
00:03:54
Speaker
Jared, Patrick, Patrick C. Thank you. Thank you. The goat giving us that fire motivation to put some. put some wind in my sails, honestly, reading that yesterday on the disco. I know it was so nice. It's like, damn, I love this guy. We're going to go golf and we're going to have some good times. We're going to get some, get some, get some fun times going, you know, but we're out here. Even though, you know, the pod is still going, Jared, with the, even with all these longshoremen striking, surprisingly, probably everybody's probably been waiting for the pod to come out and worried that the strike is disrupting it.
00:04:34
Speaker
Well, it's demand what you might not have realized is is the pot is produced domestically. Yep. No parts of this pot are made overseas.
00:04:46
Speaker
We're right here. We don't, we don't ship it in at all. Yeah. So, so po does it doesn't come in. Like, have you ever seen those Instagram videos of the cars coming out of the the yeah fucking storage containers in Dubai? And that's just a bunch of guys with like the pens, clicking them a hundred times, checking if it's like aluminum or something. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. It's always like,
00:05:10
Speaker
and They're just fucking scour. It's like they're doing like that. Don't lift your hand off the car and it's yours Yeah, but they're checking if it's real metal or something. Yeah, do you like the tariff stuff?
00:05:24
Speaker
Got all the, make sure you get all the tariffs. Yeah. Making sure it's halal. Yep. No, this Camry, no halal. No Haram vehicles here. Yeah. No, sir um oh no this Camry, this Camry is not, not covered enough to naked, naked Camry.
00:05:50
Speaker
Send it to back. and Send it back. Give me, give me Dodge Charger. 2008 Dodge Charger. Dodge Durango. Patrick C.
00:06:03
Speaker
Um, dude, to update.
Diddy, Lube, and Legal Issues
00:06:07
Speaker
I know this is old news, but since we last recorded and we were, we were talking about what Diddy's excuse for having a thousand bottles of fucking lube in his house was, we were joking that he was going to say that he got like a, he just bought it all. Cause there was a, you know, there was like a really good deal on it.
00:06:27
Speaker
And, uh, that is literally the defense he used. yeah He literally said, Oh, I like, I don't have a thousand bottles of lube because I have extremely elaborate sex parties.
00:06:41
Speaker
on the regular that require this much lube. I was just like at Costco and they were, the lube was like too good of a deal to pass up. So I bought a whole fucking palette of it. Yeah. And then a Costco spokesperson came out and said, we don't sell that brand of lube. Oh shit. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Yeah. he Was it a big AJ?
00:07:07
Speaker
Yeah, dude. That lube is a doom. I've never seen that lube there before. Doom. Yeah, dude. and And if you're like, ah if you're like Costco's PR person or whatever, you, you can stay out of it. Like no one's asking you it evolves like.
00:07:32
Speaker
Your job is to make sure everyone knows hot dogs are still a buck or whatever. And rotisserie chickens are still like basically free if you're willing to walk that far back. Yeah. That's all you need to tell people.
00:07:47
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ah the rest of it, people do for you. Like, oh, like tick tockers will be like, look at this shit. I found there's fucking Nike at tick at a Costco right now. Um, you don't have to wait into it and be like, we don't sell the ditty lube. Yeah. But they chose to anyway. You got to check if they have any lube at all. They probably don't. Because, yeah, because that's ah that's a slippery palette, my friend. You probably, yeah, you dropped that palette. You're done. Your toes. The day's ruined. That whole aisle's got to close. Maybe they have it in the auto section.
00:08:21
Speaker
I've never been over there. It's a good point. Maybe Mrs. AJ knows about it probably. Am I right? Am I right guys? I bet she needs it. I see the comment section on that.
00:08:34
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love that I want to boom Mrs. AJ. Jesus Christ. Oh, hell yeah. He knows about that. He gets it. He puts it on his bald head probably. Oh, definitely. There are only, I don't know how they make, I mean, that's gotta be the way that bald dudes get their heads to be so shiny. Definitely dude. Like your skin's not shiny except for bald people's heads. Yo, bald dudes got a nasty ass head, bro. Yeah. Fix that shit. Fix that nasty head. I was texting, uh, texting one of my buddies, uh, from the old job.
00:09:10
Speaker
He was like, oh, how you, how's everything going? Trying to be nice. And I i just asked him, like, I texted the bug four hours late. I was like, you still bald and shit. What an idiot. He's bald. ah ah Jesus Christ. I love asking bald guys that that's so funny. Like, yeah,
00:09:34
Speaker
bald ass motherfucker. Boom. Did he screwed dude? He is disgusting of the Kirkland brand. They even get involved in that trash. That's how I know filth. How dare he get out of here. Uh, what was it? 120, uh, sexual assault allegations in the fucking lawsuit against him.
00:10:01
Speaker
But is he, is he in there for the lawsuit or is it, isn't it just for like beating, and not just, but isn't it for beating his fucking girlfriend or something? I don't think so. Oh, really? Or or I think maybe the original thing was, and then now they've like added charges or whatever. Oh, okay. What's the proof? Is it, I'm just saying like, oh, he's fucking weird, you know?
00:10:31
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Yeah, I guess probably once he, once they like raid his house and, and they're like, like some of this shit starts to come out and then the people who maybe allegedly would have been like victims who, but were afraid to say anything are now like, okay, I can say something. Oh, okay. I got you. I feel like if you're just like a out of work dancer in Miami, yeah you can just be like, yeah, dude, you raped me.
00:11:00
Speaker
yeah i didn't And I'm gonna believe it. Yeah, I'm gonna I need that dude. I Need to get a ah new pair of timberlands for the winter. I need to I need to get in on that class action Yeah, dude
00:11:16
Speaker
Yeah. You know how it goes. Um, that's not to say that they're not real allegations. Cause I'm sure they are. Diddy, more like, more like P Diddy, pedo, pedophile Diddy. Am I right? Walked right into that one. Fucking idiot. P shitty. P, P, P kitty.
00:11:39
Speaker
Kitty. Damn. He's getting he's getting ah all the charges dropped. Uh, yeah, that's true. Well, he's just gonna, he's just gonna get suicided probably on God, bro. On God. He, I think there's too many, there's too many other famous people wrapped up in it. And I guess it's celebrities who like don't have as much pull as like politicians and stuff, but yeah. But I like, I don't know, you know, a bunch of like,
00:12:09
Speaker
ah entertainers like deleted all their tweets and stuff after it, like where you're like, all right, there's some show out to go. You have to like tried to like purge the Internet of like records of them being. Associated with him. Somebody is going to be like somebody went to those fucking parties and it's like, yeah, he just needs to like there needs to be an accident when you're transferring him from holding to. a The guy that owns a Philadelphia 76ers is going to ask him for that. Michael Rubin or whatever. Yep. Yeah, he's done. RIP. RIP. Killed. You killed Biggie and you're done now. Biggie's revenge. Yeah, man. Mia don't play, man. Mia rough up the streets, man.
00:13:02
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from
00:13:05
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Do your Jamaican accent Jared? That's one I'm not very good at. Like I think I'd have to workshop it a little bit. Cause if I start is like, what do you, I got to think of what I would even say. Be a big, big time. Yeah. Big time. There you go. Just like from my love you man. There you go. like one There you go.
00:13:30
Speaker
Wow, go on the body boy. Yeah, think I think I'd go to like pirate. I think it would quickly become pirate. Be a gun or ro up the street, man. How's that? That was my sound. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's believable. You know, rough up the street, man. You could do drum and bass music and.
00:13:59
Speaker
talk like that, but like put some filters and people would be like, that dude's definitely black. Yeah. Eat up the pizza man. You got the loud part on the lock. How's that one? That's real good. Hey, babe. My kids here. Hello.
00:14:23
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um go hello
00:14:26
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Hey. hi do hey She can't hear you, Jared, are you idiot. ah so How can I not say hi, though? I can't hear you. Hi, how do you? Shout out, Hank Chill. Shout out.
00:14:47
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Hey. Shout out, shadow Hank Chill. You think Diddy's going to get away from with it? hu All right.
00:15:03
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What a feature. Third, fourth mic coming soon. Rarest, rarest ah guest spot ever. Rare feature from Drew Carey. Uh, yeah. Pobs will be back soon. He, uh, we told him this episode was being recorded about five minutes before we started and he wasn't available.
00:15:24
Speaker
He's a negotiating, uh, the longshoreman, the longshoreman on strike. Yeah. Contract. He's on strike for the podcast. he launch strike We stopped getting Patreon money and he went on strike. Yeah. The $23 we were getting from Patreon really set a real divide in the group here.
00:15:49
Speaker
Uh, sometimes money goes to people's heads. I didn't think I thought we were, you know, I thought the $12 a share and $8 and change a person was really going to go somewhere. He'll be back. Yep. So, you know, the longshoreman guy, I think is a total fucking total fucking loser. The guy gets paid.
00:16:12
Speaker
like close to $900,000 a year. No. Yeah. Oh, the union boss. Yeah. He gets $700,000 from the longshoremen and $168,000 from a different union. Yeah. I do think this is a,
00:16:27
Speaker
This was calculated like one, it's three weeks till the election. Three weeks? Yeah, it's like in like thirty five days or some shit. It's soon, which is crazy. Yeah, no idea it's soon. So I think and I know that most I know that most of them are Trump supporters, even though the unions usually like Democrats.
Union Strikes and Criticisms
00:16:49
Speaker
So I think it was intentional. And then I think the timing with the hurricane stuff Like it's shitty to set to like think about where you'd be like, this is a good opportunity to do this strike because it puts pressure on them to negotiate. But it but it's smart in that sense where you're like, yeah, people are going to be pissed that they can't get like like everything in Home Depot comes from a fucking ship. Yeah. And we don't make drywall here. We don't have like fly ash chips of mine anymore. Yeah.
00:17:24
Speaker
So when you can't get, you know, building materials and you can't get relief supplies and stuff and people are just like having a fit about it, then you got to make a deal. But yeah, I agree with you. it's shit It's not shitty. It's I mean, I generally like unions, but it's definitely it was definitely calculated one to make like Biden Harris look bad and two to kind of like be b at a time where you really need that stuff coming in.
00:17:55
Speaker
The guy's a fucking total dweeb for doing that, for we acting like he's like a, like a capo in the fucking Genovese family. I mean, they kind of all are. All those union bosses. Allegedly he was, well, he wasn't a court case in like 2001 that was involved with him getting indicted for racketeering with the Genovese and then the other guy disappeared. No way.
00:18:22
Speaker
That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, listen, I get it. Union, whatever. But like, how do you see the union, your union president or whatever? He just drives around in a Bentley and has a yacht and all this and gets paid like almost a mil a year. All you guys are kicking up to him out of your wages, basically.
00:18:41
Speaker
I get it. There's always going to be someone like that in a company, but isn't a union not supposed to have a fucking, and then his sons both make like close to 300 K in the union too. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. I mean, that definitely seems like it's. Fucking guys talking like he's like the king of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Seems like there's some country. um look Okay, dude, you feel, you feel like that's ah the right thing to do to people.
00:19:10
Speaker
You know what I mean? I mean, it doesn't matter to you because you're fucking filthy rich. But, you know, these guys that are trying to sell cars that you say allegedly that you won't have show up and all this other shit. That's really fucking helpful. No, like you went to Costco today and there's fucking people panic buying stupid shit. Yeah, dude, that was that was that was dumb. That was retarded. um Yeah, it was a Costco earlier today. Third, third we're recording on a what is it today? Yes, a Thursday.
00:19:41
Speaker
ah It was like, it was like a Sunday afternoon there, like that level of busyness and people panic buying all the toilet paper sold out, all the paper towels sold out, like literally every single pack. And then, uh, you know, usually there's a fucking mountain of bottled water, like to the ceiling, you know, there's like, that's like Costco's never gonna run out of bottled water. That was like still some bottled water, but it was, it was running low. You could imagine you'd be like,
00:20:12
Speaker
And it's not because there's not stuff coming in. It's because people are like people are just think that people stupidly think the things that are produced domestically. Like it was shipping bottled water from China. You like what I dropped on you guys about that?
Panic Buying and Personal Preferences
00:20:25
Speaker
That's smart. I mean, I didn't think about it, but yeah, like why would you who was who's going to buy it bother to ship a toilet paper roll. And it's just me regurgitating Reddit comment that I read. but I love fucking saying it. I'm like, come chill out. that' fucking all domestic I honestly was like, it was the level of busy. It was combined with the fact that the toilet paper was gone. I was like, what do I not? I literally was like, had a, like was checking my phone, like,
00:20:56
Speaker
What's going on? Is there a hurricane? I thought maybe like there was, cause like the first time that the news has, it's going to snow. People do this. And I was like, no way. Is it going to snow like this weekend or something? And I checked the weather and it was like, nope, 73 degrees. I was like, okay. Uh, what, what else could it be? And then I was thinking like, do people really care this much about like Iran bombing Israel? Like that can't be it.
00:21:26
Speaker
Um, like especially Asian people. And then you said the thing about the longshore and I was like, Oh, it's definitely fucking that. Especially Costco. People would be very keyed into that kind of thing. What are people buying? Like, uh, 16, uh, fucking like pork loins now. Yes. Saw saw a woman with like, I mean, I'm, this was probably just an anomaly. She probably owns a restaurant or something, but I saw a woman with like,
00:21:55
Speaker
Uh, at least eight could have been more of those giant fucking boxes of like fry oil. Nice. Like, like, I don't know what those things are. They're probably like four gallons. So call it 32 gallons of cooking oil. Okay. I was like, that's interesting.
00:22:20
Speaker
Um, a lot of people buy, you know, I mean a lot of nonsense, but I, I buy nonsense when I'm there. So I can't really judge. What'd you buy? Put us on. bisco Biscoff Which are the airplane ones? Yeah, the airplane cookies. Yeah, I got those too, dude. Yeah, airplane cookies are tight. I think I can put that on here. I think I, yeah, must have. I haven't ate them in a while since I'm just being, ah you know, such a queer, but good choice, good choice. Yeah, just had to. Yep. Had some snacks. I got cashews.
00:22:54
Speaker
Okay, I'm not a big cashew fan. It's on it's on you. It doesn't provide me like the crunch that I'm looking for. i So that's the thing. I hate almonds for that. Like not exclusively for that reason, but I don't like, like eating like more than like the almonds are the worst part of trail mix.
00:23:17
Speaker
And it's, and I think you can't, you know, every time you get an almond, you split it in half. When you take a bite of it, it's so good. I don't like the, I don't like the way it like squeaks in my teeth. Ah, God, dude. I don't like how, like they're too crunchy. It's like biting into a rock and then it like, it does break apart, but like the almond dude, that's Every time you open up my fridge in the pocket of the door, there's a bag of dark chocolate almonds. Just grab one every now and then. I'll do a dark chocolate pistachio. They have those? so Yeah, they do. They're tight. Pistachios are way better. Yes, they do. Not at Costco. No, you can get them like places though. You're lying. Dark chocolate pistachio. That would be my like chocolate covered nut. Pause. Pause. Uh,
00:24:08
Speaker
What else did I get? I got a fucking birria ramen. Okay. They saw that there. Yeah. Morbid curiosity. they saw What do you have to, are all these things in like 24 packs? No, this was in the refrigerated section. So it's just a packet too, but it's like two, uh, things, kits to make noodles. It comes with the birria consomme. It comes with the shredded beef. What? And then it comes with, uh, tried vegetables, allegedly.
00:24:38
Speaker
with Costco guys. So I was like, that could be tight. Damn. So I got one of them's got a fucking gallon bucket of grillos, pickles. Oh, I got some today too. I got a giant box of spin drifts. Okay. I got a ah Boston Bruins thermal pullover. Okay. I got a fucking thing of when pigs fly bread, that bread they make in Maine, cause I carry it in Costco's now. Okay. There's probably like three other things, but I can't remember. Uh, Oh, I got tomato soup. Tomato soup, tomato soup. Order me in from the diner. Yeah. A bunch of random shit ah would basically went in there to see if they, all right. So first of all, I went in there only to see if they had,
00:25:37
Speaker
there's ah There's a Costco exclusive gochujang flavored spam. Okay. I went in there to see if I could find it and they don't have it. And then I ended up still spending $200. Like the guy in that truck, the Asian guy in the truck. Yeah, that guy. yoll On a hot pan. Yeah. I wanted to recreate recreate one of those videos with a big, big old spicy tennis spam. So you got the,
00:26:04
Speaker
The, the Berea ramen you got drift you got the pull over Bruin shirt shirt. And what else did you get? What did I miss? We got what else? Yeah, that must've been a big packet. Yeah, that was pretty good. That was a good size. It was probably like,
00:26:27
Speaker
20 things in the air. That'll last me a while. Got to have one with a ginger ale on ice. The combination is so good. Just recreate the experience of the airplane. Recreative being on American Airlines. Get it in a little like hard plastic.
00:26:45
Speaker
Yeah. Half cup, high ball glass or whatever. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Okay. What else? That's it. Oh, I got the cookie yet. I got the mini beef jerky's. Yeah. The chomps. Yep. Yeah. 45 calories.
00:27:07
Speaker
four got some Yeah. Good protein to calorie ratio on those. Yeah. Real good. Real good. Not too much salt. A lot of salt, but not too much salt. I probably eat so much. So every day, that's the thing I can't, I mean, yeah you gotta, I feel like you gotta control because that was the other thing that was high on my, uh, it was salt and it was triglycerides and cholesterol. And I was like, I can do one at a time. Let me get the fucking fat down and then come on, you know, can't do both.
00:27:38
Speaker
And I'm just, then, then you take the joy out of eating. Uh, there's one other thing I can, what is it? I got, uh, Oh, I got paneer. What the hell is that? You've never had Indian food. So you don't know. Paneer's like an ingredient in Indian food. Yuck. It's like a, it's like, uh,
00:28:00
Speaker
Uh, it's like a cheese cube. It's like a cube of cheese. Just wearing it. The box has two sandals on it. Do dirty sandals. yeah too just at the bottom of it It's shaped like a foot. yeah Jesus Christ. Okay. It's like, it's another one. It's like, uh, cause it's, it's, it's, I mean, it's basically mozzarella cheese. It's been pressed into a cube. So it's like,
00:28:27
Speaker
relatively low fat, relatively high protein. Okay. Uh, without any carbs. You know what I but i really want to eat is a pimento Chick-fil-A sandwich, but I haven't, I haven't. I've been choosing my cheat days wisely with pizza.
Flexible Lifestyles and Work Routines
00:28:44
Speaker
That would be good as hell. Not cheat day. I made a fucking bomb ass filet mignon. I mean, that's not cheating, dude. ah we I mean, it kind of is.
00:28:55
Speaker
Not really, dude. I eat steak all the time, dude. It's good for you. It's a lean. Yeah, that's true. It is a lean protein. Well, either way, you could that was my, that was my, like, I'm going to buy $24 filet mignon. Yeah. Okay. It was great. All right. And I died. That was all I ate that day. That yeah I made that with some potatoes and some broccoli. And I just didn't eat until six o'clock.
00:29:26
Speaker
The next day? No, I mean, like I didn't have a breakfast or lunch that day. I was like, I'm going to save it all for this ridiculous meal I'm going to eat. I start getting fucking so angry and hungry at that at that point. ah Thankfully, I don't have to interact with people much during the work day anymore because I agree when I was doing that.
00:29:49
Speaker
When I had like meetings with my team and stuff and I'd be like an asshole on like a one-on-one, I'd be like, Oh, ah it's, it's three o'clock and I haven't eaten anything yet today. That's probably, that's, that's what's going on. But I don't have to talk to anyone anymore except at 8am. Except right in the fucking morning. Except I except the 8am meeting, I just get out of bed, camera off, take the meeting.
00:30:18
Speaker
half hour and then get back in bed for like a half hour. Hey guys. Hey you guys, it's a tough weekend here. Tough weekend. One weekend. Yeah dude. Tough weekend.
00:30:41
Speaker
Tough weekend. Tough weekend.
00:30:52
Speaker
Tough, tough weekend guys, you know, a little sun out there, you know, sun's out. Yep. So you're, uh, completely off the rails by getting all of that stuff. Yeah.
00:31:12
Speaker
Can't believe that dude, my Costco, uh, yeah, you're completely off the rails, dude. Yeah, dude. I, I, oh, and I got a pack underwear too. None of that is health is healthy. Yeah. So I'm not off the rails. be I'm not off the rails and that I'm still eating good. Okay. Uh,
00:31:40
Speaker
But I am off the rails in that I went there for a specific purpose. And then I was like, well, I'm here. And so I got, I mean, Spindra's fine. The beer ramen's not. The paneer's fine. Uh, the snacks, the, be the, the what? The cook cookies aren't, but like, I'm not going to eat all those. i'm I haven't eat even opened it yet. Like I'll,
00:32:03
Speaker
I'll eat one of those every few days kind of thing. Like I can still, I can snack. I can snack, bro. I have one, one thin mint cookie a day. So good. So good. I put them in the fridge. Uh, I mean, they are better in the fridge. Oh, I can't wait for a thin mint. So i I feel like yeah I see what you're saying and the beef sticks are fine. Again, it's like a ah snack. That's like,
00:32:33
Speaker
Not that bad. Uh, bread's fine. No, it's not. Bread's fine. I'm not, again, I'm not going to eat the whole, I'm going to eat. I eat minimal bread. I'm going to make a sandwich. Yeah, sandwich. Yes. Whole grain. It's fucking pigs five. It's good bread. Sandwich. Not good.
00:32:53
Speaker
I cannot do a sandwich. Okay. Go on. Nothing else. I mean, I'm not saying it's not like, uh, it's not an award winning health conscious Costco card, but also I could have got worse. Shit. That's true. You could have got a blueberry pie. That would have been worse. I had those could have got a fucking giant thing of cider donuts, like 32 cider donuts. I thought about it. I was like, I could eat 32 cider donuts before those go bad. I really could.
00:33:24
Speaker
Didn't do it. Did not do it.
00:33:29
Speaker
Went into the liquor section and I was like, I don't need that. They had like a single barrel premium edition.
00:33:42
Speaker
Uh, wild Turkey. Oh, $65. And I was like, that's probably really good. And then I was like, I don't need that. And I didn't even get it. Wow. How about that? readdible Have you gotten into pub G yet? No, I haven't. My Xbox controller was broken. I've, I just went out to, uh, what is it called? Best Buy today and got a new one. What'd you throw it against the wall?
00:34:11
Speaker
I don't know what I know. Literally everything's fine about it and it's probably fixable and somebody will tell me that I'm stupid and I could have just fixed it by like unscrewing something. But ah everything else was fine about it. But the left joystick like pushing down, op in like the directional part of it worked fine. But when you have to push in, so like playing Call of Duty, like that's the thing you use to sprint.
00:34:37
Speaker
Like you can't sprint any other way besides that button and it didn't work So I was like playing Call of Duty and then I can't and I was like in matches where I can't run So it's so I'm fucking kneecapped Then I did get mad and then I fucking threw it. So I probably made it worse Nice and then I just went out and bought one All right, when are you starting the PUBG journey? Mmm, I can play that on Xbox.
00:35:02
Speaker
Yeah. What the hell? I'll download it. Uh, you have game pass. Yeah, I do. Yeah. It's free. I'm pretty sure it's free on game. All right. Word. Yeah. I'll download it. It's great. Player unknown players, unknown battleground.
00:35:26
Speaker
It's good. Great game. Great game folks.
00:35:32
Speaker
if you you know whatever what's it uh you're if you're tired drink drink water with salt with salt if you're you have uh but if you have if you low in energies work out if you have a lot on your mind take a walk if you know those those uh things
00:35:56
Speaker
I wrote down of, if your mind would just be like, if you're sad, watch Borat. If you're sad, get pizza. If you're sad, watch Borat again. That's it.
00:36:14
Speaker
ah ah Yeah, it would work. And you watch, uh, watches that, uh, that lady, um, Netflix thing or that prisoner and the lady that she like fell in love with and freed pretty good. Pretty good. What's it called? Real good. I was thinking about canceling Netflix because I haven't watched anything on it in like a year.
00:36:43
Speaker
What?
00:36:47
Speaker
Why? Or watch the Umbrella Academy. Not, not in like, no, just cause I was like, is there anything even good on Netflix anymore? Yeah, that's good. What is it called? Mind your business, dude. All right, fine. God. Look at what it, what it's called here. Let me see. this New season of love is blind. I need love on the spectrum season three to come out or season four now, season four. Yeah, it must be. Can't fucking wait.
00:37:19
Speaker
Let's see. What's it called? Oh, that's a show. Love on the run. Jailbreak. Love on the run. It's really good. All right. I'll watch it. And she's like this like fat.
00:37:30
Speaker
like Alabama woman and um, she's like a short fat blonde lady and there's some like psycho murderer that's there or that comes into the Alabama jail that she's worked at forever. And he's like a big fucking weird monster. He's like six, nine and like illiterate, but whatever they fall in love allegedly. And she's like giving him great treatment. And then one day like she like takes him to the courthouse allegedly. And then they just escape for like 11 days and then they like crashed a car running away from cops and fucking like shoots herself allegedly and they whatever in the car and obviously she dies but he gets arrested but yeah they didn't really go far they went like three states up from Alabama I do like that uh and I'm this is in sarcasm I do like that
00:38:23
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Like between HBO and Netflix and others, like all the, all the documentaries you could make about like really big things like, like, you know, like prolific serial killers and shit like that are like pretty much done. And not that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel yet, but like one like that, where you're like, this is a story about like, uh, this ah woman who was obsessed with this guy and they break out of jail and they make it a town over and they get caught.
00:38:52
Speaker
Yeah, it's pretty sad. You're like, hell yeah. That's like the, there's a, there's a documentary on HBO that came out probably you like in the spring about this cult of like, what is her name? Mother, mother God or something. This woman who drank colloidal silver till she turned blue.
00:39:12
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Um, and it's like, right. Like the big documentaries would be about like Jonestown and, and fucking the branch Davidians and stuff like that. And they ran out of those. So they are, this is like this woman who like her and her like six friends were like in a cult and they, and then she like drank silver till she died. And you're like, I mean, that was interesting, but also.
00:39:38
Speaker
Uh, not that big of a deal, but like the, like wild, wild country on Netflix, like that fucking dude, the Bhagwan guy who had like eight fucking Rolls Royces and took over an entire town and in Colorado or whatever. Like that's some bad-ass shit. This woman like killed her mom and like lived in her house and then like drank silver until she died. what is scan a bunch of people fucking What did she think that she was doing drinking it?
00:40:07
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mean She thought it would like would cure everything. There's like a whole cult of or not cult there's a whole like bunch of people who think that drinking colloidal silver like prevents you from getting cancer and like just is a cure-all for everything. like Alex Jones sells it on his fucking supplement website. um What's the dose you're looking for? I think you just want to take a little bit. You probably want to take like a spoonful a day or something, but then you know but then people think, like well,
00:40:36
Speaker
if like the recommended amount of this like Oshawa Gond is 300 milligrams, I'll take like 9,000 milligrams and it'll be extra good. yeah So same thing, people who are, you're supposed to, or like recommended quote unquote dose is like a teaspoon and people take like drink like half a cup a day. And then when you drink that much of it, you turn, you, your skin turns blue.
00:41:03
Speaker
Okay, I'm kind of sold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah cool Colloidal silver. I could get right fucking right up to that before blue and still stay normal. And you're telling me it's all positive. Yeah. It's supposed to be, it makes, uh, your dick huge, makes everything go away. Yeah. It grows hair back. Your joints don't hurt anymore. You sleep eight hours without waking up or like rolling around. Okay. Um, all the bad thoughts go away. Yep. All the bad thought. You never have bad thoughts.
00:41:39
Speaker
Um, yeah, you just kind of vibe. You're just like vibe at all the time and it's not even expensive. You get like a, I mean, it's relatively, but like, you get like a bottle of it for like 20 bucks.
00:41:54
Speaker
Okay. Do a little shot here and there, like kind of like the chocolate covered almonds and the free apple cider vinegar shot, colloidal silver shot. Be fucking unstoppable. Yeah. You just crush. Damn. I love that. Um, yeah. And you just don't take so much. So if you start turning blue, I think you have a warning, like not a warning, but when you realize that you're like, I look a little blue,
00:42:20
Speaker
Yeah. Then, then you don't take as much as you've been taking. Like when you're in the water too long. Yeah. You start to look like all wrinkly. horny Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, all right, well, that's probably the same thing. It's basically that. Yeah. And it just dries up. Yeah, that's fine. Um, so go to dudes R S dot silver depot dot org and use code
00:42:52
Speaker
Squarespace slash Duzaras. Colonial health benefits. yeah health ah health Health tonic. Our colloidal silver ah ball deodorant is off the charts. Off the charts. I like that. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got it.
00:43:18
Speaker
We're the only ones who got it. Yeah. The longshoremen can't disrupt that.
Miracle Products and Disaster Impact
00:43:22
Speaker
Everyone else is it's, it's bullshit. It's from, it's from the mountains, the Himalayan mountains. It's full of crap. It's full of fake crap. Ours is this the only good stuff. It's all fucking, it's all, uh, all junkers from hurricane Helene. That's what you don't want to get those. Those ones are bad. Yuck. That's yuck. They're trying to get those off, off to people because they all got infected. Yeah. Yeah. They're all wet. It's all wet.
00:43:48
Speaker
Yeah, don't buy it. Are there people still out of power from that shit? Yes, dude. It's bad. Dude, it's bad. Someone, uh, I guess I don't know how recent the picture is, but somebody showed like a picture of the United States, like a satellite picture of the United States at night. And you can literally just see the line from Big Bend up to like uh, Western North Carolina of just like power out the whole way. gee like space I mean, that was probably from like a week ago, but it's still,
00:44:24
Speaker
I don't know. I guess probably like the floodwaters have receded in some places, but it's also like they're out of power because like everything got washed away. Like Asheville, like, yeah, I saw some fucked up videos of that place. Like don't act like they don't have bridges to get in and out anymore. Yeah, that's fucked. And that's like, I was there this spring. Like Asheville is nice, right? Asheville is nice. And it's like,
00:44:51
Speaker
Right off. I mean, we went to Asheville, like right off the Blue Ridge Mountain Parkway. So you're like in the Appalachian Mountains. No one there would expect that they have to deal with like hurricane flooding. Yeah. What happened? It was just collapsed from all the rain, right? Yeah, du they don't have like the infrastructure deal with it.
00:45:15
Speaker
Jesus. Never get rain like that. All fucking, all my buddies as family, they showed me one of the pictures. They had to like get chopped out of their attic and the water was like at their gutters of their house. Jesus. Like your house is gone, right? It's not like you're ever going to move back into the house, right? No, they don't. I mean, no way. That's crazy. Not the way they build them. They're like houses in Florida. Usually the first floor is, is, uh,
00:45:45
Speaker
bricks or like the behind the wall is like cement cinder blocks so that even if the drywall and shit like gets washed away, the true like the not the foundation, I guess, because they don't really have those, but like the frame of the house is still there. But like a house built in Asheville, like yeah you're just it's like wood on top of a foundation. You're probably fucked. You're right.
00:46:10
Speaker
Yeah, not good. Probably just got to tear that down. Cause like you try, even if it's not that bad, you know, you're going to have just like, I think they'd still have to go down to the studs cause you, you get like saturated insulation. It's like, yeah, get a black mold here. Like they probably still have to.
00:46:27
Speaker
So at that point, basically a tear down. Anyway, you just build it on top of the old foundation. Yeah, that's nuts. No, I don't want to deal with that. Donate. to We don't have it. Find a fucking yeah charity. that We're not sophisticated enough to do that. Also, if you,
00:46:45
Speaker
I get the charity thing, but I was thinking, I was like, I mean, the government should just, there shouldn't be asking people to donate. The government should just foot all of that stuff. It's a little bit, I mean, we don't usually do that. Like if you're in a disaster, like the way the country's set up, right? It's like, yeah, you have insurance and stuff. And that's what that's for. If you, if your house gets washed away in a flood and you had a flood insurance and it's all dealt with.
Disaster Recovery and Political Signs
00:47:13
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which like is true. So like in the past, other disasters, the government didn't give you like $250,000 to rebuild your house. Nice. But at the same time, and I'm like, okay, that's probably fair. But then at the same time, I'm like, I don't know. I'm not trying to be like political or anything, but I'm like, we do give Ukraine.
00:47:37
Speaker
good jared I don't know. That shit kind of worked on me where you're like, we do. You did give like $70 billion dollars to Ukraine and like $200 trillion just to them. And I'm not even saying don't give them money. Give. I think it's important. I think, you know, that they stay a free nation. I'm giving fucking whatever. Own all their farmland.
00:48:00
Speaker
that's yeah Well, definitely we get some shit out of it. That's the point. You do it to being stuff out of that client state, vassal state, I should say. Um, but, uh, take one billion of that off, off the, off the next payment to Israel or fucking take just one billion off the table and then, and divide that. And you've helped a lot of people.
00:48:29
Speaker
So I kind of agree with you where it's like, and like I've made, I've like kind of tried to have this conversation with some of my friends and they've been like, do they, ne like the government never pays you for like a disaster. Like they, like, they don't do, like you think that, you know, like it's just because this one like looks really bad that people are saying that, but like this, it's never been a thing. And I'm like, well, why not? Why can't they do it? Like, okay. You somehow you, somehow you were convinced that like it's okay that you know, all that money goes to other countries, but we don't get any because we should have insurance. Like why does it have to be that way? Yeah, exactly.
00:49:14
Speaker
So I don't know the insurance companies fit the bill and the government reimburses them for whatever they can't cover or whatever the people can't fucking yeah, and I know they sometimes do stuff like down the road where they'll be like, you know, once people are upset enough and they'll do like relief bills through Congress and then but that shit I mean, I know like Uh, not, it wasn't Katrina. What was that bad hurt? Or no, it was like my dad, my dad's business was negatively impacted by the deep water horizon shit. Cause he had a restaurant on the water. Uh, and like there were government programs where you could get, um, some money they had set aside for people. Like if you were a restaurant, if you were a,
00:50:04
Speaker
fishermen, like anyone who was, whose business was hurt by the oil spill and to shoreman and it took him, you know, you need that money to like help the business stay, stay afloat while like tourists aren't coming. And it took like a year and six months to see any payment. So it's like, at that point it's like, cool. This, I needed this a year ago. So that's kind of the problem with that.
00:50:34
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Oh, yeah. yeah
00:50:38
Speaker
Anyway, comedy. You know what's a joke? if You want to hear a joke? Our government. Yeah. Got them. Got their ass. Goddamn. That's fucking hilarious. You got it. That fucking bitch. I ain't voting for that bitch.
00:51:03
Speaker
no siree what's what'd you buy perine or something i'd vote for that perine bitch paneer i mean it is indian yeah i ain't voting for that caribbean bitch all right
00:51:20
Speaker
ah yeah yeah Now what everybody's fuck Joe Biden stuff is, this is just down the tubes after the past few months, huh? Like Dan, these investments didn't pay off. I know. I still see him. I mean, I, like I was in, uh, I was up in New Hampshire on Sunday and there's like, let's go Brandon flags. And I'm like, well, I mean, it wasn't really that clever anyway, but now it's even,
00:51:50
Speaker
Now it's even dumber. Let's get an update on update on, um, Asheville. Let me see this update, Ash, Ash update on Ashfield power. I'll do Asheville and then do power after to see who's still out of power.
00:52:10
Speaker
All right. Duke energy. Let's look at the Duke energy outage map.
00:52:21
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North Carolina. Where am I? Let's say I'm few current outages. Okay. So I'm looking at, uh, I'll, I'll put the link in the chat.
00:52:40
Speaker
Holy sounds are fucked. It just was like dirt everywhere. This is a Duke energy power outage map for North Carolina. I'm seeing, uh, near the city of Lake Lure. 8,000 reported outages.
00:53:02
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near the city of fruitland mountain home, Balfour, 40,000 outages, Nashville, 86,000 Marion Woodlawn near Mount Mitchell, 8,000, uh, Morganton, 7,000. Holy shit. 400,000.
00:53:26
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Yeah, there's an entire fucking state Charlotte seven. ah r Is that so was this where the hurt? I'm so stupid on this. The hurricane went all the way up there and smoked all these people. Yeah, dude. it I mean, it went hit big band. Oh, damn, they cover Florida, too. That's like the entire goddamn state. Holy shit. Um.
00:53:47
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Uh, yeah, hit big band like right at Tallahassee or not Tallahassee, because that's inland, but like. that area and then moved like straight line through Georgia.
00:54:05
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So, I mean, I don't know, like the middle part of Georgia is that where nothing is, but I do think it kind of sideswiped Augusta. Yeah. Augusta got smoked allegedly. And then like kept going up until probably stopped around like, like stop being bad enough around like Greensboro, which is like right on the Virginia border. It looks like they got the Florida back up and running. I mean, comparatively, I don't think Florida got to hit that bad or not. You know what I mean? Like the coast got hit got it bad, but like, but yeah. And then Florida to to some extent is like set up to deal with it. You've got fucking,
00:54:48
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inland mountain cities in like Appalachian cities in North Carolina, Georgia, shit like they're just like, aren't built to deal with that much water. God damn.
00:55:03
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Yeah, Asheville 86k and then down here Arcadia area 69,000 Pretty rough. I mean they do the little thing where they like put the squares over the areas and it's it's just everything. Yeah
00:55:27
Speaker
Oh, I got the, uh, the young one in here again. Oh, I thought you got it. Yeah. No. What's your thoughts on the power outages going on? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Well, uh-huh.
00:55:48
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ah hu
00:55:53
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Well, we're, we're pretty screwed.
00:55:58
Speaker
She could stay with me for a little bit. Doing double duties. No big deal. You know, it's fine. This is just putting the team on my back. I just wrapped, disrupted in the podcast nation doing it with your kid at the same time.
00:56:19
Speaker
Oh man. So high areas. Oh man. Jesus Christ. This is fucked. You know? Yep. 82,000 people without power right there. I need the satellite view. I need to see that. That's like reported outages. Oh, that's true. I think none of these people got wifi right now. No, they all got Starlink or not. Not even they didn't get Starlink per se, but like, like Starlink will give like, you know, business, local businesses. Yeah.
00:56:51
Speaker
And then you can go, like, if, oh, if you need the internet, you can go to like the holiday in near you and and connect to their star link. Well, if you have star link, it has to have powered, right? Yeah. You have yeah so and plugged into generator. Yeah. Um,
00:57:08
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ah ah let
00:57:12
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so yeah, dude, thoughts and prayers, T's and P's to all those spots in North Carolina.
00:57:21
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need like a Arizona to get hit by a hurricane. Am I right? ah Yeah. Two more hurricanes brewing up out there too. dude it's It's so fucked. We called it. You you were wrong and ned now you're right.
00:57:38
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All right. I think like last month where you're like, Oh, I guess like the hurricanes that you were hyping up where are never going to come. And then now they're now they have woken. They listened to the last dudes are as podcast. and Yeah, we jinxed it. is our fault it is It definitely is, man. God damn. They're bringing them by mule supplies by mule and airplanes. That's insane. What the hell?
00:58:11
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get it, drop a care package and shout out pub G just like pub G drop a care package in there. You know, get, get them get the, they're going to have any wifi or chilies or nothing open soon.
00:58:26
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Jesus. Did they like expect us to hit them like that? No. Well, the thing is like no one had any time to, cause it went from a category one to a category four like overnight, basically.
00:58:39
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So nobody had really like you usually have more time where it's like this is going to be a big one, like figure your shit out. And then also like if you're if you're an Asheville, you probably think like, oh, shit, it's going to be rainy. Like we're going to get a lot of rain, you know, but not like we're going to have historic flooding that like wipes towns off the earth.
00:59:03
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Cause like, um I mean, and my the idea of when I lived in Florida, I was like, Oh, if you're in not on the coast, you're pretty good. But this was, uh, pretty much the opposite, obviously.
00:59:16
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sir Right. It's like, yeah, I mean, it's like there the, They're way up there, but then just geographically like they're in the mountains. So you've got these watersheds where all the rain falling on this like mountain area drains into this one river that runs through your city. And it drops a year's worth of rain in four hours and like, yeah, those fucking rivers are going to overflow bad.
00:59:55
Speaker
Is it not? I don't know. I don't think so. The death toll isn't as bad as Katrina, right? No. No, but it does feel like we got nothing. Seems like it seems like. But there's no like, uh, Austin Powers and, and, uh, Kanye. Kind of really kind of saw all the celebrities being like, please donate to help Katrina victims.
01:00:26
Speaker
We don't do that shit anymore. We don't even give them money. It looks like Katrina dude. There's just fucking shit destroyed everywhere. Yeah, dude. There's no way to clean up from this. I look at that shit and I'm just like, what do you do? do I get overwhelmed by like cleaning my room. There you go.
01:00:46
Speaker
Uh, when you're just like, where do I start? And then I'm like, ah this is impossible. This can't be fixed until like the the one day where I have ADHD superpowers and I can do it in in an hour. Uh, that where you're like, got to go back to your home or whatever. And it's just like shit. Everything's shit. Where do you even start? Like, uh, what's your roommate's take on all this stuff?
01:01:17
Speaker
Hmm. You guys chatted about it around the kitchen island at all? Not the, uh, not the weather. He's, he's not a union guy. He thinks the, uh, automation should win. He doesn't have anything to say about the union boss, but he said the longshoremen are a,
01:01:35
Speaker
knuckle draggers who oh don't deserve a raise because they're stupid. Hey, we didn't say that. they We didn't say that. This is his roommate guys. Yeah, we didn't say that in my eyes. I'm kind of like, well, I mean, you guys keep, guys keep doing this. The automation thing is just going to be, this is going to happen more so they don't ever run into this again. I mean, that piece is unavoidable. Like I get, you gotta,
01:02:01
Speaker
to keep quiet, do your job, get a good raise, get negotiations underway. Not too much to where they're like, you know what? We got to start. We're going to agree to this, but we're going to, on the back end, we're going to start thinking about this automation stuff more. I mean, that is something that's like when they talk about things that AI, again, like automation can do, like.
01:02:24
Speaker
there's obviously still going to need to be people working on a doc, but like, yeah, a lot of that shit you're like, uh, it's just inevitable guys. It's going to happen folks. It's not going to happen tomorrow. Like you'll have time to figure it out, yeah yeah but it's going to happen. So he's non union strong. That's what he, the sticker he has. He's like, uh,
01:02:46
Speaker
He might be like making, making dinner and can hear me. that's awesome He's like, uh, do you know who, um, Bill Maher is? Yeah, of course. He's like a Bill Maher kind of Democrat. Ah, okay. He's a sassy Democrat loves, loves Bill Maher. So he's like, he's like a new, he's like a, what would you call it? Like a neoliberal kind of guy. Oh my God. He wears, definitely wears a leather jacket sometimes has to know for sure. That's so awesome.
01:03:17
Speaker
Um, so we don't agree on much politically. I'm like, I'm like equal parts. Like, like radically left and radically right.
01:03:28
Speaker
Yeah, you're right in the middle, brother. ah But not. But in the middle, in the sense of where I'm like, we should the government should pay to fix these people's homes, which is like pretty socialist. And then I'm also like, uh, black shouldn't have a home. And then I'm also like very like pro second amendment and, uh,
01:03:51
Speaker
ah basically just don't like leave people alone. Like the government shouldn't do much. Yep. Okay. No. yeah Anyway, I'm, I don't really get people who are in the middle, like truly in the minute where they're like, I dunno, both sides. I'm a no sign guy. Definitely no signs. i i have One thing I want them to agree on. Just stop with the signs after this stuff.
01:04:20
Speaker
I mean, Trump put a different side, put a baseball team sign out there. so Trump definitely was like people who were in the sign making business went. I've had a roof. I've had a payday and a half the last eight years.
01:04:35
Speaker
Um, he's been really good for the estimated like Asheville. The sign business is going down like Asheville. no Yeah. Like one way, like let's say he wins and sure you have, you keep your stuff up because it pisses your neighbor off, but like he's old. He gets one more term and then he's probably going to die soon after that. Like if he makes, if he gets elected, if he makes it four years, he's like almost 90 at that point. Like, yes, let's be real.
01:05:04
Speaker
yeah There was pictures of Jimmy Carter on the news today on his hundredth birthday. That dude looks like a fucking mommy. He looks like a mommy. Is that like a black barbecue too? You don't want to make it to a hundred, but if you do, that's, that's what you look like. And Trump would be 10 years away from that. If you, if he finishes this term get so it was by accident, someone's going to land some contact on him eventually.
01:05:29
Speaker
I think you're just going to keep deflecting them. Um, I think he got like, like he superpowers wished upon a cursed monkey's paw when he was young and and he can't ever suffer consequences. Um, but the ironic punishment is that all his children are born ugly. Yes, definitely. Uh,
01:05:55
Speaker
What was I going to say? But anyway, so yeah, you sign makers, you've got, this is your peak. yeah The next four years are going to be your downswing and then figure out what you're going to do in 2028 because yeah stocks are stocks are crashing. crash Everybody's selling right now. You got about 60 days and then it's going to crash black Monday out here. Yeah.
01:06:22
Speaker
Well, I got a piss so badly. Let's wrap. Let's wrap it up here. Shout out. Shout out to the whole gang. We love you guys. Thanks for the support. Join the Reddit. Join the Discord. It means a lot. It means a lot. That you believe in us. Yep. That you believe in us. It really helps us out. But we'll, we'll talk again soon. Thank you. Peace out.