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PUBG Episode 2 I am gay for elon
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Transcript
Celebrating Black History Month
00:00:04
Speaker
It's Black History Month, Ed. What do you gotta to tell the people at home? I fuckin' love you, Black people, man. They are my fuckin' love, man. I love you, motherfuckers, man. I fuckin' really love you, assholes. Do you love Black people? I love Black people, man. There's fuckin' lots of Black people, man. I fuckin' love them. And they are my fuckin', they're good people, man. I just fuckin' love them. There's nothing wrong with fuckin' Black people, man. Do Black lives matter? Black lives matter, man. Black fuckin' lives. Every fuckin' life matters, man. What do you mean by fuckin' Black, man? Every Black singer, fuckin' Black, white, white, Chinese, every fuckin' body, every life, fuckin' matter, man.
Social Plans and Confrontations
00:00:34
Speaker
I have an appearance here at Social and Seward at 1800. I'm gonna eat chicken wings and get wasted.
00:00:47
Speaker
When I find out who the troublemaker is in Everett that's calling my wife, I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you. so You're in trouble.
Financial Requests and Culinary Conversations
00:01:02
Speaker
Are you happy about the plunge? Yeah. Where are you from? Oh, my mom. $5,000 USD from from you guys. Tell the government I'm doubling it. Do you hear me? The government gave you $5,000. I want $5,000 from you guys. That's separate from them.
00:01:24
Speaker
Darius. Darius. Where are the empanadas? Your teacher said that you had two empanadas in this bag when she put you on the bus. Did you eat them? I'm cutting it close on a lot of deadlines to start the year. There are competing priorities right and left, so it's going to be a long Friday. We're hardworking people trying our best to get it done.
00:01:53
Speaker
Daddy, did you eat the empanadas? Yes. Why?
Gaming Talk and PUBG Strategies
00:02:00
Speaker
I love everybody. I want everybody to be safe. I'm in the jacuzzi with the oozy like little boozy. My phone getting wet so I'm not there. Bye bye Dan.
00:02:16
Speaker
Oh shit. We're live.
00:02:22
Speaker
Check, check, Mike, check everybody. You don't want to get a hang chilling. Shout out. Hey Jill. I told that, I told that boy. He's got it. He's got to train up.
00:02:36
Speaker
Train it. If he started playing right now, he'd probably be just as good as us. yeah Yeah. It's really just to give us time to get better so that when he starts, it doesn't embarrass us. Yeah. We're like, yeah, we're pros.
00:02:53
Speaker
Yeah, we play for like four hours a night, but somehow I haven't gotten any better. Listen, straight up, straight up. Actually, Jerry and I gunned a whole team down the other day. That was pretty good. I really, I was telling him about it at the casino last night. You had like a hot drop situation going.
00:03:19
Speaker
Could have got a video of that. It was, uh, it was nice. So early circle, stay together, closer, late circle, disband a little bit. Right. I got a security key. Oh, nice. Nice. Where do we got to go? right Yeah, I think so. I think that sounds right. Uh, what's this map called? but Destin. I'll see.
00:03:50
Speaker
Early circle stay together. We're live for the second PUBG episode here, guys. Playing PUBG, online squads, Xbox console. We haven't won a squad game yet. It's kind of gay. A lot of clans, a lot of guys that are doing 10 hours on here.
00:04:15
Speaker
but A lot of real good guys. We're different though, we're different beasts. There's a security room there, or there's the one in Torita.
00:04:28
Speaker
Two ogs over here if anybody wants any. All right, I'll come grab one. Get rid of the shotgun. Kind of a waste.
00:04:43
Speaker
I need some sites. Wow. Are we the only ones here? It seems like I don't see anyone landing with us. We're playing the Destin map on players unknown battleground. Right guys? That's right. Yeah. Um, testing out some new sensitivities. I don't understand anything really about them. Just changed a bunch of numbers to some dude on Reddit.
00:05:13
Speaker
Probably worked it. I had to get back over there with you guys drifting a little bit Didn't better by the minute better by the day and i Already feel yes, right. It feels so much better already as a player That's right, can I make Donald tonight so yeah That's gotta be worth something
00:05:40
Speaker
Jealous. We just had some random shit out of the other ah out of the freezer. Freezer shit. What's random shit mean out of that? chickening Dinosaur chicken nuggets. It's not random. It was a yeah frozen chicken parm and it was not very good. We threw it away i actually.
00:06:07
Speaker
I did, on the other hand, have an anti-hands ah pretzel, so. Hell yeah. Had to hit the outlets real quick. Ooh, nice.
Casinos and Shopping Experiences
00:06:20
Speaker
I had grabbed a pair of sweatpants from Nike and didn't like how they fit, so I had to return them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That'll happen. Yeah, they... yeah They were like really fucking fitted. I hate the ones that don't buy the sweatpants that are like joggers on the bottom. Yeah, that's how these were. and last I was kind of sad about it. Is that a compensator? Oh, grab me that. I want that green guy to take that.
00:06:59
Speaker
I'll grab that from you. Right here, right outside this door. Nice. Good shit.
00:07:08
Speaker
Looking for a sniper and some, like a red dot. I need a red dot of any sort. Bro, the only pair that they had at the outlets that were like regular, like baggy sweatpants were fucking chartreuse. What? Who wants some? Yeah, exactly. Who wants some chartreuse colored pair of sweatpants, dawg? They're crazy looking.
00:07:37
Speaker
I was like, nah, I'm good. I'll just return these and look online. Yeah, bro. Just get the, yeah yeah I have to send you a link of the ones I rock. I got a few pairs in the same color. These Adidas ones. Nice, dude. Just looking for like a cozy pair of sweatpants to wear. Dude, these are the ones, bro.
00:08:06
Speaker
Okay, I spotted an enemy. No, he didn't see the line. He hit the wrong button. You say that now we're just about to get pieced up.
00:08:28
Speaker
Forex over here if you want it. Yeah, I need that.
00:08:33
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Bro, last night at the casino, we were on the table for like, I watched like two full NBA games, three full NBA games. I realized I was like, oh, Bronny James is in right now. It means it's like the end of the Lakers game. That means it was like, and the Lakers game starts at like 10 30. I was like, holy shit.
00:08:56
Speaker
we're straight posted up dude we're like just locked in dip set on the table right this is our fucking table okay we that just took away oh hazel hazel pacifier so it's been been a rough couple nights been a war give her you should give her just give her like a 20 milligram or so
00:09:25
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well
00:09:32
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Hasn't been as bad as I thought it would be, but it's been... It's been something. What the fuck? Why can't I pick up anything?
00:09:50
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Time to get home last night, Jared. Like two in the morning or something. A little after two, probably like 2.15. Yeah, I got home super late too. I want us to drive for you, like an hour. It's like closer to 40.
00:10:13
Speaker
We just couldn't stop. I didn't even realize, like, I guess I probably was looking. I mean, you don't, I don't actually know if they care. You're not supposed to look at your phone at the table, so I wasn't doing it. ah But then it was like, oh shit, it's like midnight.
00:10:32
Speaker
It's easy to get locked in. That's how we felt. We went to, uh, we went to, uh, IKEA today. Oh, hell yeah. We like stuff. Well, we stepped out. It was like three and a half hours later. So that's just like here. That's crazy though.
Gaming Challenges and Decisions
00:11:01
Speaker
Where do we got to go for this thing? Oh, I missed. I moved the marker. It's like, uh, there's one here. Yeah. Oh, we got one or there's one. Yeah. That's mad far. We don't need to try to do that. yeah Probably just get killed. get you But we had a yeah ah super Asian, like a guy was so Asian, he looked like a frog. And then a Russian guy at the table for a little bit. Other than... Oh, it's the weirdest shit. the asian Yeah, the Asian guy was like this grumpy, like overweight Asian guy. He kept making faces and it was awesome. And he wasn't very good. Not that I'm good either, but he wasn't very good.
00:11:52
Speaker
Uh, you know, there's like things you should always do and, or like never do like, don't hit on 17, like don't, uh, that he was doing sometimes. And I was like, but then he was doing stuff that like, no one know, like half the casinos don't let you surrender. And I saw him surrendering, which I was like, how do you need that a bunch of times? Yeah. How do you even, like, if you're calculating when it would be a good idea to surrender, then you also know enough to know, like,
00:12:23
Speaker
some of the stuff he was doing was wrong. I don't know. Very strange. I don't even understand what is surrendering. Cashing out basically. Yeah, if you surrender when you're dealt your cards and you see the dealer as an ace or something, maybe not an ace. I don't know. You can surrender and basically you just lose half your bet instead of the full bet because basically you're saying, I think I'm going to lose. So I'm only going to take a half hit because and so if even if you ended up winning, you surrendered. So you like, even if the dealer ended up busting, you surrendered. So you lost half the bet instead of winning. like No one does.
00:13:09
Speaker
Yeah, bro. ah yeah He was a very, he was a chubby Asian kind of guy, but short. Yes. so ah Bro, I tell you, i like every time I looked over him, he looked like a frog. His eyes were like super drooped out and his face was scrunched up. Dude, at one point, the ah was it right when he walked over or was it later?
00:13:29
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But the dealer, Mariel or whatever, were like made fun of him. like made oh yeah Made his face back at him. I know. he And he didn't get it. Man, we got the day one squad. Most people fucked me up early last night.
00:13:49
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like Like, fucked me up. Here comes somebody.
00:14:01
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Okay.
00:14:07
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I was calling cards out last night, Paul. Yeah, he was just predicting on. I was going four, seven, boom, four, seven, boom. I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to play truthfully. So I know the gist of the game, but I don't know any like the strategy.
00:14:30
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Yeah, I mean, it's definitely something just. Oh, we're driving away, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. down ah If you just like, there's a perfect way to play. You know, minus card counting, like mathematically, they just like ran simulations. And so ah yeah, if you just sit down for three hours.
00:14:57
Speaker
Rarely, dude, that's rare. me or No, sorry. Yeah. No, but you sit down for in and out. No, I don't mean us sitting down for three hours. It's coincidental. But if you just sit down for a couple hours ah and memorize like the tables that are like, oh, if it's a fucking
00:15:21
Speaker
You know, if you've got a 20, 19, 18, 17, you always stay. Oh, we got to pick up green guy.
00:15:30
Speaker
If it's a, you know, if it's a 14 against a five, you should hit like, or you should ah stay. But if they have a king, you should hit or whatever, like shit like that. There's just a table that tells you like the correct move to make on it in any scenario. You know, just memorize that and you're kind of like,
00:15:51
Speaker
it's pretty pretty like a 49 51 you know it's like right in my mind I was just like alright if it's anything under maybe a six or seven anything under those I i won't hit unless I have if I'm at like a 13 and above I won't hit yeah I think that's basically the table like if it's a two maybe if it's a two you're still supposed to
00:16:17
Speaker
But otherwise card too, but kind of sneaky, not bus card. It's the problem. Yeah. I don't, I tried to do it on the drive there the first time we went and I got, I mean, I think I got a pretty good handle on some of it, but then you also, it's like when you try to memorize a speech, like when you're in high school or whatever, and you like tried to memorize the speech an hour before class and you're like, all right, I can recite this from heart right now. Five minutes later, your your mind goes blank.
00:16:50
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just to get to see care. I'd like to get so many characters like the Russian dude that was just a skinny European Russian guy with like a Caesar cut sounded exactly like Steve Buscemi.
00:17:02
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like he and yeah yeah
00:17:07
Speaker
And I didn't know if he knew how to play blackjack, he just put a bunch of side bets. And then whenever he had like a move to make, you just asked the frog guy. And sometimes a frog guy tells you, but then sometimes I'd look at him and ask him and he just wouldn't even do anything to me. And I'm like, fuck you frog guy. Yep. I don't know if he was hate if he was hating on me for some reason, but I was like, fuck this guy. I'm not going to ask him anymore.
00:17:42
Speaker
Oh dude, there was an imposter you had at at ah IKEA, hate him I What was it? i was Like Zenayev. Zenayev. No, he's just there shopping. Same height. and Very similar face. Same, like, it's like shortcut beard. Same haircut. So Carson, Zenayev.
00:18:05
Speaker
I was about to ask if he was like a Puerto Rican baseball player. The only thing that he had different than you is he had tattoos all upon his hands. That's how I knew it wasn't you. I got tattoos on both my hands. Well, his real life, you know, not cool.
00:18:20
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yeah
00:18:23
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Has said like dang or something across his knuckles. Oh, okay. That's a little guy. I think there's some people over here. I think so. I think in the house or over? It sounds like over the house. Uh-oh. Watch out, I just threw a grenade over there. I just threw a grenade it over there. I think they're in the house. You want me to throw a C4 on you? Yeah, yeah, C4 that bitch. Thought I should have fucking threw that grenade in there, whatever.
00:19:01
Speaker
Blow that bitch out. It's in there. See if it does anything. Fuck. Anybody got a grenade? I threw mine over the building. I did too. It's like they got out of the house. Oh, let's move into the house.
00:19:34
Speaker
First floor is clean. Clear. Oh. That's there. There's a shield.
00:19:50
Speaker
They must have bounced when you threw the C4. Yeah, C4. Clear.
00:20:04
Speaker
Damn, we punked them out of their house. That's kind of rocks. But where did they bounce to? I think straight ahead, I think they bounced to like 330. Sounds like it at least. Green guys shooting at someone.
00:20:26
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It's probably them.
00:20:38
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thank me You guys want to do. We got 19 alive. Oh shit. Oh, he's waiting them out. Oh yeah. They're over there. Oh shit.
00:20:59
Speaker
Fuck. Where's it hitting you from? I don't know behind a tree at two 45.
00:21:09
Speaker
not list for this I don't know how to mark. Oh, I see him. right that's where yeah is He's behind that tree. Oh, I see him now. Oh, I hit him in the head. Well, he's got a level three helmet on. It's right behind that rock. Somebody can throw an eight out. That'd be great.
00:21:33
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so Flanking on on my mark. Super hard to the left. Oh shit, he sees me.
00:21:48
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Fuck!
00:21:55
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hey
00:22:01
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Ah, shit. Gotta heal up real quick. I think I was getting shot from both directions. and Level 3 helmet. Lucky motherfucker saved him. There's someone behind this rock. Yeah, hit him hard already.
00:22:21
Speaker
And there's... I don't think that guy's at that tree anymore. There's a guy running. Oh, damn. There's guys behind us too.
00:22:33
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Fucking guys behind us. All right, I knocked the guy behind the rock. I gotta take care of the guys at 55, get our back here. that
00:22:50
Speaker
There's a guy behind this tree. Fuck. Oh shit, we gotta jump.
00:23:02
Speaker
That would get... Damn, the guy behind the rock got back up somehow. I'm down. Well, yeah. I'm in this room. Oh, shit. They're right out front. Come on. I was hitting the fucking windowsill. Come on. This game's fucking gay with that shit. I'm safe in this room if anyone can get to me, but... Which room are you in? I'm upstairs. No, first floor.
00:23:34
Speaker
Yeah, go through that window. I'm right there. Watch out. There's a guy at the pool who's going to be pushing you guys. I not, I killed one guy. I'm upstairs. I had a chance. Yeah. I'm going to come up there. Yeah. Pool guy. I got me too. Cause I was shooting the goddamn window. So bro. Hey, there's a jammer pack for somebody that needs it down here. Still jamming. I got one on. Okay.
00:24:01
Speaker
Bro, how do you, how do you shoot a window? So that's so lame. That's such a lame mechanic. Is that someone moving? Jerry, is that you? All right,
00:24:15
Speaker
let's roll out, fellas. There's definitely people straight ahead of that. Oh yeah, there's to the left. That was to the left.
00:24:31
Speaker
Oh, shit. I don't know where that came from. Oh, he's at 235 behind that tree. He's down. The guy behind the tree? Yeah, he's going to get killed by the green or the blue, I mean.
00:24:53
Speaker
Come on. You guys are probably going to need to run. If I make it, I don't know if I'll make it. Oh, maybe I can make it into the blue. Damn it. Oh, good. Hey, third place. Third place versus a clan, too.
00:25:19
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We all got kills, too.
00:25:23
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me so i and don we i now and i say you
00:25:39
Speaker
I don't know what right. First, first match of the night. We lost third place out of a hundred people. know what to say.
00:26:02
Speaker
We all got pinned behind. Oops. Sorry. I was, uh, got pinned into a house and we were a little bit in a tough shape at the end, but we, we did get a great first game here.
00:26:20
Speaker
Oh! Oh! you that Ultimate Chroma Siren Pan. Dumb.
00:26:50
Speaker
What'll the Springfest vouchers do? I don't know. I can buy you a thing with it. All right, let's see. Marine map blue sickle again. Whack. Got that so many times.
00:27:08
Speaker
Nice. I got some cool new stuff. Let's see how it looks.
00:27:14
Speaker
I keep buying the ah biker crates because I'm trying to get one of the items out of it. And I just keep getting the same three items. It's getting bad. Like I get the shoes or I get the floral white shirt. I just got the floral white shirt again.
00:27:34
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ah Wack.
00:27:38
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you
00:27:50
Speaker
hell yeah I'll put on the nightbeat guy got my dude kitted out now we go let's go don' feeling a big win Oh, that thing looks cool. Guy just has a bunch of cum on his jacket. Yeah, it's the cum goblin. Cum demon? That's what we were calling him last night.
00:28:48
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like that
00:28:51
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music but bo work it Come God come God. Come Jesus. Damn.
00:29:11
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I feel like you do actually end up saying that a lot in church though. Come God. Come Lord Jesus. Come baby Jesus.
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you
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and
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three
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a
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ah the
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and Yep.
00:30:14
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yeah the Stream is still streaming.
00:30:20
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We're still alive. Yep. Still alive. We're alive. Damn, the little switcher thing's awesome. That was a nice come up. That thing was like only 10 bucks. Hell yeah. Street switch. We're live on NBC 10.
00:30:38
Speaker
Where we've officially invaded Greenland.
Humor and Gaming Reflections
00:30:44
Speaker
The Greenlandians immediately surrendered.
00:30:48
Speaker
I like Trump saying he's just gonna take the Gaza Strip over. Yeah. Oh, man. That was wild. We're gonna put a Mandalay Bay on Gaza. Gonna put just a couple of hotels. Gonna be a destination.
00:31:03
Speaker
What if Steven Paddock was in Gaza this whole time? Probably is. He's just doing all the damage. Thanks, Steve. Did a lot of damage. He just likes killing. Doing his job.
00:31:19
Speaker
Him and that dude from American Sniper both just hired him out in Gaza. We brought our two best snipers!
00:31:33
Speaker
That's hilarious. The big Steven Paddock was like one of the best snipers of all time in the US. What? We brought him out! Somebody's landing up on a... Up top? Yeah. Nope. No, he's not. He's going down.
00:31:48
Speaker
what There's guys on me, too. Hot drop situation here? Alright, if I could get up here, that'd be great. Yeah, definitely a little hot drop situation. They're in that warehouse I was gonna land at.
00:32:04
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Oh, I'm gonna die. Shit. Oh, interesting. What happened? Just jumped from something that was high enough to kill me.
00:32:24
Speaker
Oh, I hit him with the fuck. I got to show that fucking video. That's wild. This guy's got no armor on and I blasted him with a shotgun to the chest. That's horseshit. What the fuck? I gotta watch that again. yeah
00:32:52
Speaker
Damn, bro, I need a scope. yeah
00:32:57
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you
00:33:14
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So he was in that building you were in?
00:33:23
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Wrecking that's him making that noise? Mm-hmm. Damn. I don't know where he's at, though. Might be Green Guy, actually. Oh, yeah, Green Guy's ah down. Fuck, we suck. Just kidding. Let's come back in the century right now.
00:33:43
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and prince
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yeah
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so
00:34:13
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Green guy, I'm coming in for you buddy.
00:34:19
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Oh, shunning a line for him. Shunning a line for green guy. Where'd he shoot at you from? God damn it. No idea, bro. Shouldn't know what for green guy. Oh, I see one of them.
00:34:44
Speaker
Oh, there he is. He's on our bodies. six mosses such it two Fucking shit. How's that? Not even heard him bro. You hit him like six times This game bro, like you're saying some stuff's real realistic and then other times it's like you hit somebody like for he's gonna be right there. Yeah again, I got at least two shots off on him and
00:35:15
Speaker
bullshit He's only he's got like half health that doesn't even make sense shit Whatever Everybody's cheating. Mm-hmm. Literally. We're the only people we're the only clean players. Yeah 147 damage horse shit I Don't care how you don't die from a shotgun from two feet away anyway
00:35:44
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I got to take off the common demon outfit. but
00:35:55
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It's ruining the game. It's going to be Mary at Gaza. Ritz Carlton. Fuck. I didn't do it fast enough and I was still wearing it. Oh, Dan, that's mad gay.
00:36:09
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right
00:36:14
Speaker
Dude, your gaging's in the spot. Damn, I'm emoting and so gay, bro. Who's emoting over here? Someone's emoting? Just kidding. Let's get the win! Quit in this game.
00:36:39
Speaker
I'm just gonna download the Skate 3. Play that every day instead.
00:36:46
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There we go. Pixar! Pixar! Pixar! picture
00:37:04
Speaker
Oh my god, Joe, that jacket looks even worse from back. and yeah Why didn't he disassemble that thing?
00:37:18
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I thought it was so funny, dude. It was expensive too. It was like 2,000 pieces or whatever. Yeah, i thought it was I thought it was so funny, actually, guys. so I totally did that. It's not gay, dude. It's not gay. This was cool. It's cool. I fucking hate cum. I hate cum so much not so far. It's candle wax, dude. Exactly. He's a candle wax killer. Demons, cum. Gary's badass. It's not cum.
00:37:56
Speaker
Yeah guys are, you guys aren't funny. Guys are gay. Thinking it's cum. Why? You just think everything's cum that's gay. What, when you eat manners you think about cum?
00:38:10
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love guy It's toothpaste. Put shampoo in your hair you're just like oh yeah I'm rubbing cum in my hair.
00:38:21
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You look at everybody in the room, you go, wow, there's so much coming here at one point. This was all come.
00:38:34
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definitely go which but Oh shit. Which, and there's mansions. Fucking shit. There's a fucking thousand people in the mansion. Yeah, there is.
00:38:46
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ah I'm definitely about to go where it's all good. Let's all gang up on that on a a house or two. So we're all together. This one's clear. Oh, there's a guy landed at 40. Paul coming on to backyard of your house, passing through the house. I'm in now he's to the right of Paul's house. All right. I'm jumping in your house, Paul. I'm in the second floor.
00:39:16
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A dragon off, wonderful. It's always when you need it, there's a dragon it off right there, you know? Yep.
00:40:01
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Maybe the cum jackets, good luck.
00:40:05
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Maybe. There is a tactical bag up here. get You can be the tactical medic.
00:40:26
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Oh, I see a guy at 230. Hit him twice.
00:40:36
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Just trying to get some ammo. At 230? Yeah, running into that other house. I hit him twice or three times with the dragon off, so definitely wounded. All right, I'm pretty stocked.
00:40:55
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yeah I need to go to Jerry's house or something to get some other shit. I'll roll with you.
00:41:05
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We could just move, keep moving up this side instead of going the other way too. Yep. That's the direction you need to go anyways, right? Yep. Jared's here if anybody wants to.
00:41:23
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Just the cum goblin. It's supposed to be comforting. It's just i do just me, old Greg, the cum goblin.
00:41:35
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right
00:41:39
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Holy shit. Is that guy covered in cum? Maybe that's why we got so far on the last one. Holy shit, is that guy covered in cum?
00:41:54
Speaker
You betcha, pal. I'm not going to shoot him. What if it gets on me? yeah Dude, it's not calm. All right. Kind of you fucking your reindeer games. Super attracted to this for some reason.
00:42:17
Speaker
All Let's roll out guys. The guy's super scary and badass. All right.
00:42:26
Speaker
God, I wish Elon was here. I'd fuckin' punch him right in the fuckin' head. Bro, if Elon was here right now... Fuckin' lucky, lucky you're not fuckin' here right now, Elon. I'm fuckin'... I can't fuckin' kick your ass.
00:42:52
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Think ice is cool? You think doing ice is cool? You think getting high is cool, Elon? You think being gay is cool, huh? Wearing a cum jacket? You got a problem? You got a fucking problem?
00:43:28
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Damn, I smoked weed for the first time in like months the other day. I loved my entire garage. That was awesome. Made a fruit smoothie too. Yeah, I made a crazy fruit smoothie. That thing was tart as fuck, dude.
00:43:49
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Did you acid adjust it? It did have acid adjusted juice on it, yes. Nice. The fuck is acid adjusted? Uh, you take grapefruit juice and you add citric acid to it and it brings it up to the acidity of, um,
00:44:07
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it brings it up to the acidity of a, uh, uh, lemon. I just, uh, put a little honey in it, dumps it down, put a little pasta sauce inside of it.
00:44:23
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Yeah, it's like the same, same idea. Put a little marinara inside of it.
00:44:36
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Man, if Elon was here right now, I'd fucking take this fucking gun and fucking... Somebody drove a buggy into the into the river. It's not where a buggy goes. We've never done that.
00:44:56
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amateur hour I Still got a classic 8k. I'm just some fucking going bear grills on it You did either of you see the ah the Jesse video before he took it on work You missed it Explain it. Yeah,
Substance Use and Cultural References
00:45:20
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he had a video for like four hours before people like I mean, we're like, you should take this down or like I'm reporting you or he was talking about, uh, he was like going to the Narcan clinic to like the methadone clinic. Not meth. What, what, what, not methadone. It wasn't methadone. It was Suboxone. Yeah. Suboxone. Yeah. He was going to the Suboxone clinic and then, and he was like, ah he was like, I don't need it, but
00:45:51
Speaker
Uh, but I keep getting it so that I can resell it. Cause like every, my you know, every pill I resell is like, you know, 50 or whatever he sells it for, you know, he's like, it's like seven bucks. I didn't have before. So no, he literally really said that. Yes. Like as plain as that talking about reselling, yeah. Uh, and everyone was like, dude,
00:46:18
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Why are you admitting to a felony on your Instagram? Somebody, uh, I don't recommend joining the live love jam subreddit, but somebody like, uh, there's a subreddit of, them of course, there is somebody screen captured it before he took it down and posted it to the subreddit. No, I got to watch them.
00:46:41
Speaker
I can't believe there's a subreddit on that fucking window. I mean, it's like, it's like the dariest one in that there's like 38 people in it, but it's, uh, but it's, you know, active. It's an active 38 people. All right. Who really, who really liked talking shit about him. That's crazy work, admitting to selling your fucking pills. Seriously? Up this way? That like construction and over to Buxley or do you want to go across the... Ooh.
00:47:12
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Well, I think maybe just about the things going to move like that way, the circle, which way towards arena. Across the river. Yeah. Probably should cross the river. Let's do it.
00:47:31
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It's like six bucks. I didn't have before.
00:47:36
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That's insanity to me that you would ever, so like, first of all, it's crazy that he's doing that. He's totally taking them. I don't need them, but I sell them. Well, what the fuck, dude? I totally don't take them and fucking snooze at my job.
00:47:56
Speaker
Just falling asleep right at the register on people. Yep. That's just like,
00:48:06
Speaker
some insane loser shit. I mean, my brother had kicked heroin with Suboxone, but it should just, you can't, you can't just be selling it to people. Can't sell shit. Yeah. Oh, we're going on the marker. Let's go.
00:48:24
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Orange spot. Yeah. Let's gang up y'all.
00:48:37
Speaker
You guys trying to dog me for selling Suboxone, but like, you know how, you know how much cum you can buy for $6 straight up bro. My girl's in school straight up trying to get my daughter back. I'm trying to invest in cum trying to like triple that shit. All right.
00:49:04
Speaker
Car it up or? Oh shit. The fuck is that thing? Someone's getting their homie back and there's a flayer off at 120 with those. Means that somebody redeployed. There's a car. All right, cool. All right, triangle. It's a triangle. Triangle, triangular position.
00:49:31
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Go ahead, Jerry, you're leading it up. All right. Straight at the orange. All right.
00:49:40
Speaker
Like a bird in flight right now. Oh, there's somebody else at the. ah Respawn, or are we about to be on top of that? Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, being activated as we speak. You can hear that. See how it's flashing on the map. Yeah. Oh yeah. Word. That means there's someone operating it. Word is bond. But I don't see him.
00:50:17
Speaker
Guy probably heard us coming and fucking dipped. Is it Cash Patel? Oh, bro, it's the cum demon. It's cum goblin. Back away from the regen, Cash Patel. Maybe not. I always thought that's what that meant.
00:50:42
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Unless he's in this little building right here.
00:50:46
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bro is looting on the way to the run. Let's just keep going. Oh, there is a loot crate here. If anyone needs a level two, anything freaky mask. I'm going to take the freaky mask. All right. We can go. Oh, there's mad crates here. I'm trying to find something better than a, uh, okay. That's okay. No.
00:51:17
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Well, I needed it. Don't worry, guys. I changed. I'm in a different outfit now. That was my cheap pad.
00:51:41
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ah Where am I going? Oh, we're not still going orange.
00:51:48
Speaker
Now, where's the new one? I don't know. Or I guess I accidentally dropped that off. I made a mark around something else. That's okay. I figured that we can go straight ahead. I changed my outfit. I'm a phoenix or something now. You're a bird? yeah A nubus? I'm coming right behind you guys. You still look pretty gay. My spanks now. Damn, that's just gay as hell.
00:52:19
Speaker
Triangle, triangle, triangle. Fine V. There it is.
00:52:32
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Cash Patel, cash Patel on three. One, two, three. There's a guy dropping on down there. Yeah, I'm gonna stop at this rock and assess this hillside real quick. See anything? I don't.
00:52:49
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Could be in those here. I hear things. They're definitely down at 65. Probably in that first building.
00:53:03
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All right. 32 live. What's the, what's the strategy now? Uh, don't die. Yeah. It seems like a war going between those two houses.
00:53:21
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Oh, guys outside of 60 just went around back.
00:53:53
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I don't see anybody popping out of those other houses yet, still. No. Someone shooting from the blue. Yeah, there was somebody over on that mark I dropped earlier. Oh, there's a guy running at 3,355 across the bridge. Oh, how'd I miss him? Let him go. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, let him go. I can't make that shot, so. Nah.
00:54:19
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I'm just going to let these people in the buildings know we're here if we do that. Truth. I'm going to pop back up here and see if anybody's coming behind us for some reason.
00:54:32
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Oh, there's guys. Yeah. ah Running around down at 330 at those other where those two school buses are. Yeah. They're looting.
00:55:02
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ah There's a guy running down the hill towards him too right there Shots on them three two. Oh, oh my god, bro. I just got knocked God I knocked the guy at 320 definitely from down on 320 I
00:55:22
Speaker
Where those shots go, I have no idea where those are coming from. Probably that dude that we like run across the bridge. Nah, he's in those houses.
00:55:36
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Damn, that's so fucking gay. He lit me up. Dude, he hit me with a headshot. I was about to shoot that dude who was running down the hill.
00:55:50
Speaker
Oh, another headshot. Where's that coming from? You want to come over here? I'm trying.
00:56:01
Speaker
Oh, that's coming from the houses. Yeah. I just don't got a clear window shot on any of them. Oh, I see him.
00:56:20
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What's he shooing me with from over there? ah A from that forum? What the fuck?
00:56:31
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ah SMG for like 300 meters out? Oh, he's behind us, of course. Yup.
00:56:48
Speaker
Damn, that's fucking crazy. That's crazy. I just watched my kill cam. He was down on the rock behind that little fence. Still right behind us, bro. That shit's gay.
00:57:04
Speaker
That's gay, dude. Let's get a win here. Are we 0 and 2 or 0 and 3?
00:57:12
Speaker
This is another game. I think that sensitivity actually really helped because I never used to get guys on the run with the sniper and that guy ran away and I just clipped him again. He died. Let me just finish changing.
00:57:39
Speaker
Can't be the cum god anymore. i'll be Aviator Isaac Nice Frank Pepe's pizza 10 out of 10 bomb. Oh man. I forgot about that. That was so good So bomb dude, so crispy pepperoni fucking cherry pep cherry pepper pizza
00:58:11
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and so we like the
00:58:33
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Oh here we go. <unk>u ah say or i launch with the so of a bit so how you joe who bung with ten guy is that e fun little a fan who yo
00:59:05
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah fu Jared's been doing a Mandarin on Duolingo for everybody listening. He just kind of randomly just goes throughout these motions.
00:59:20
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yeah
00:59:23
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Can you explain to everybody why you do a Duolingo Mandarin? ah Because in China, the big companies in China will just pay you to be like the token white guy in the company. So you go to like the you're like on the executive team, but just so that when they're negotiat doing business negotiations with American companies, they have a white guy they can point to and be like, see. New York Yankees.
00:59:51
Speaker
See? Alex, why do we kiss? And just make like six figures just to be white. that all But you do live in China. digital um I think you could probably do that part time.
01:00:07
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need did you up need that deal
01:00:12
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tuhaullure joke changinging answer said so toosh who yeah yeah but jar That's real Chinese. I know. she I didn't understand a single word anyone said all night.
01:00:31
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but What was on your mind playing blackjack for four hours last night, Jerry? I'm going to admit ah yeah we probably stayed too long because about, I would say the last hour I was kind of fried.
01:00:50
Speaker
But, uh, what was going through my mind? Oh, I just kept thinking like, oh how many fat I'm going to be rich. oh You should have got a fucking shot at tequila, dude. I forgot. and I allegedly did chug a twisted tee tall boy. Uh, there's a group dropping in right on top of us.
01:01:20
Speaker
I ain't good. What? There's a group like right on top of, like literally right on top of us. Look up. I'm just going to go to where the marker is and you guys want to come over on one of these areas or right over there? I can't see the people here. Well, they were, oh, they were like directly on top of us.
01:01:53
Speaker
I don't see anyone landing over here, though. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. I was also trying very hard to remember anything that I had memorized a month ago about what what what I should do and what I should not do, and it was coming up. I was trying to help you out. I was trying to tell you sometimes.
01:02:19
Speaker
Yeah, I played way better last time because I remembered what I was supposed to do. But
Instinctive Gaming and Community Shoutouts
01:02:23
Speaker
I completely forgot about like, oh, I knew 17 and above stay. That's obvious. Yeah. Yeah. And there was a new one. You just got to remember the bus cards, basically, or what you think but it could go both ways. Yeah, I completely forgot. Like, oh, yeah, if they've got a.
01:02:44
Speaker
If I've got a 14 and they've got a fucking five, like what should I do? Kind of shit. always I was just right there playing on instinct. Yup. Picture, picture.
01:03:05
Speaker
It's okay. It was rare. You never see, I never thought I'd see it, but there was a very super Indian couple. and they were just blowing money on Blackjack. They weren't like, they were like very, you know, very, uh, like Sunoco Indian people. Yeah. The classic, uh, very used flee song.
01:03:43
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Oh yeah.
01:03:47
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Working with Indian people must be so tough.
01:03:53
Speaker
I ah generally haven't. I had an Indian organic chemistry lab, like Professor TA, whatever you'd call it.
01:04:09
Speaker
His name it I don't remember because it was like 20 years ago. And he kind of sucked. They just work like every day. Dude, chill out. I only I have one distinct memory of interacting with him and I was and I was 18. I had probably just discovered sushi.
01:04:35
Speaker
Uh-oh. They're in that building right there. I'm in a fucking terrible spot. I'm gonna get lit up. They're in a building? Oh, you marked it. I need to get the fuck out of here. I'm in an awful spot. I need a sniper rifle.
01:05:02
Speaker
Oh, where'd I go? I think they might've run out the back. I don't see him anymore. Big shot. Big shot. I remember asking him if he likes sushi and he fucking yelled at me. He's like, do you think all, you think all Asian people, no, that's not an Indian accent. ah but He was like, do you think all Asian people like eat the same things? And I was like, I'm like, are you Asian? or asian I know one. Is it come from Kashmir?
01:05:36
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Uh, what?
01:05:42
Speaker
They're running away. I'm just trying to scare them off. You know, do we have a green guy all around them? Not hit him at all. Oh, we do have a green guy. Where's he? Bitch. Yeah. Where's that faggot? yeah They're like straight up back that way now.
01:06:06
Speaker
Oh, they're here. They're in still here. Well, I mean, I was like, what'd you think our suit out? Straight up. Trying to scare him. Oh, you know what? Yo, quick shout out to Fanny Dantum, Hey, Jill and Patrick, big dog. See, you know, he's gone missing on us on discord. Let's go. Let's get them back in the mix. Shout out to the dogs. Shout out.
01:06:35
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Shout out to the dogs. Shout out petroleum.
01:06:41
Speaker
Shout out wasps. Hell no. but Take that back, bro. Chill with that. Take that back. All right, I take it back. That's not chill, dude. Oh, I don't have a lot of ammo. I fucking hate when I do that.
01:07:05
Speaker
Oh, time to loot. Time to do more looting. You don't like why they grow Saxon people? Oh, well, no, not that, not that kind of Wasp. Uh huh. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, though. Wasp? Wasp? Yeah. Fuck you. Like the, like the bugs? He's trying to be funny. He's trying to be funny.
01:07:31
Speaker
Why is everyone freaking out about wasps, dude? You fucking, I dude, like I fucking allergic to wasps and you always just bring them up for no reason. Oh, I forgot about that. Loot drop right there. You haven't gotten stung by a wasp since you moved though, I bet. Yeah, obviously. So that seems a lot more domesticated, you know?
01:07:59
Speaker
aidan boss and it just yells why you go faster to people know why you come fast to me I love that video dude bro I was crying laughing at basketball yesterday there's a bunch of ah black dudes playing ball And they were yelling that the whole time. Why you come fast? I was like, hell yeah, they're in on a meme game. I was laughing. I was crying laugh when they randomly just yell at the first time. I was like, that video crashed. You crashed into me. He's like, oh, man, he's just like spinning. I want to move. He's holding his head.
01:08:50
Speaker
why you do that yeah ah that's so true you fucking crash into me hey
01:09:15
Speaker
I love the video. He just gets punted into the wheel well of that car. Yes. Hard, too, dude. du Hard. I mean, it definitely looked like it sucked, but also he was definitely fine. Yeah. He's just an Indian dude, so he just overreacts anything like that, dude. He's like, stay here. What is he going to do? Probably like he's going to kill the guy.
01:09:48
Speaker
fucking crash into me crash into me crash into me sounds like you might have company does sound like that.
01:10:07
Speaker
Yeah, some backpacks I can hold a ton of shit, some backpacks I can't, like what the fuck are we doing here? Oh, I 100% agree. There's like a weird glitch in this game where... Same backpacks. Sometimes level three backpacks carry the same amount as level one backpacks. You're like, what the fuck? I hit my head!
01:10:32
Speaker
Don't leave. He's all in on the bike. He's fighting for his life, too, in that moment, dude. Guy's like, okay, all right, I won't leave. I would have fucking left, dude. I would have been so fast, dude. For sure would have pumped him and run. That guy's a spaz. I feel like I'm out of here. There's a M2-4 and a 6X over here if you want it.
01:11:02
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Whose car is that? Is that Green Guy? Yeah. Holy shit, Green Guy. I know, right? I think I'm gonna stay with that so long, this one. Holy shit, a Green Guy who lives. Yeah, he's he's hanging out. Maybe this is Hank Chill. Maybe we're playing with Hank Chill right now. That'd be nuts.
01:11:24
Speaker
Because Dark Shadow Oni is a pretty gay name.
01:11:32
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That dude's doing a Mandarin on duo lingo too by himself. He's probably got the cum goblin outfit on too, if you really look at it. Cha, chai, chai. Well, it's, I mean, if you think about it, the Mandarin word for tea is cha, which probably is the same route as the word chai.
01:12:00
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Alright, let's roll out, guys. Yeah, hell yeah. I guess so. this is All right! You love a beep, dude. That's awesome. Oh, from me is he just gonna leave without me? Now he's coming to pick me up, right? Hot water.
01:12:21
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He's still doing the fucking... I gotta get this one, man.
01:12:28
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It's 10 o'clock. I got to get it in. I don't want to miss my streak. so fool ah hu me f If we lose because of you, then you stupid. do rollingo
01:12:44
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That's why not because we suck. No, I'm paying attention.
01:12:50
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Fuck. ah so Oh, oh, no. Car four times, bro. a Oh, yes. Oh, wait, where is he? He bounced. Yeah, he gave up on driving. Leave him behind now, dude. Run him over by accident.
01:13:14
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Oh, fool. Huh? um ah All right, I'm done.
01:13:29
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It's only a matter of time when you were under unemployed that you were going to learn Mandarin. See, I'm going through all the stages of grief. Surprised didn you didn't go for Japanese. You got the Japanese fetish thing. Probably already knows it. You love Japanese culture.
01:13:49
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Yeah, just because I have a Japanese axe. And you watch when I got in your car, you were listening to Japanese music. What the fuck you talking about? Oh shit, is the roll going to save us or no? um well Who am I shooting? Where am I shooting? They're right behind us.
01:14:09
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ah Ah, that was bad, guys. i was Those are the dudes I was shooting at. Oh, man, that sucks. You're in a clan. yeah That's my bad, I guess.
01:14:25
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No, that's because he was practicing Mandarin. I was going to lose my mind if I heard a Mandarin word after that. I was paying attention. I wasn't even driving. How could that have been my fault? Damn. Wow. We suck. Blame green guy. He started that shit. He did.
01:14:57
Speaker
plan to buying with stage one that's good then gambling then Mandarin learning that's just ongoing fun stuff that's not the problem come next time pubs let's do it dude have some fun while we're in game
01:15:26
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Sometimes you just want to kick up your paws and eat.
01:15:33
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Oh, fuck. Bro, it's like four hours of driving. Uh, it's not four hours of driving. You guys get an Uber, dude. Just to drink road sodas in the Uber. Not doing a four hour Uber. It's not four hours. It's like an hour 20.
01:15:54
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I don't think that's right. I just did it last night twice. I checked it and it was two hours. You probably checked during like rush hour or something. but
01:16:18
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wow so
01:16:23
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i go to a remember yeah
01:16:27
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Home opener, or March 1st. Nice. Just did a quick 30 push-ups. Just now? Mm-hmm.
01:16:42
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Got 15 more I need to do. I'll do it after this game. Get a good pump in, you know? You've got time. A minute, 17, 15, a minute, 15 push-ups worth of time.
01:16:55
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Well, yeah, I mean, for sure, but I needed the intensity for the game, you know. Fair enough.
01:17:07
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Diagol. Here we go. This is the fourth or fifth match. Cocaine. Crazy. Psycho. like go crope gang crazy This is the fourth or fifth match or third match. Must be number five, right?
01:17:25
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Back to what we were talking about the one time I got into your car and you were listening to the Japanese schoolchildren singing. Oh, Christ. I should put that on Jerry. It's actually hilarious.
01:17:44
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Tokyo. Oh, come on. Tokyo kid. But others.
01:17:58
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Will it play? Is it playing?
01:18:21
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i
01:18:32
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Does this, like, explosion do anything? No, I don't think so. oh
01:18:42
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can All right, let's get a win here. Just three of us, another squad, man. what didn and now i'm
01:19:02
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Oh, we got some people here.
01:19:08
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Let's can move. so Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. OK. Where are we landing? Right here on the back area. Where are those people landed, you know? Oh, my God, he's on the roof of the gun. Oh, he's right next to me. Oh, shit.
Privacy Concerns and Personal Reflections
01:19:37
Speaker
Bro, I got a love life jams address that can send him a pizza. How'd you do that? Nah, it's on the subreddit. People have his address on the subreddit. Nice. It's a picture from him giving his address out. Oh, so people have been sending him free shit probably. Mm hmm.
01:20:01
Speaker
Who's that? Did you just break a window? No, I'm fucking dead. Oh, I see him. Fucking shit. All right, well, where is he? He's about to kill me. Yeah, that's so gay.
01:20:24
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Okay, where's the third one?
01:20:32
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Two of them are down. Where's the last guy? Down or? a Knocked. Knocked. There it is. Oh, there's one. Now they're both knocked. I knocked them both. Oh, there he is. Go blobs! Damn, that was so close.
01:20:56
Speaker
back to thewa Guess I should have killed both those guys instead of just leaving it unlocked, huh? Uh, you know, at least got to fuck their game up. Actually think I might've had a grenade. I should've tossed the grenade over there. Yeah.
01:21:15
Speaker
Dude, he almost experienced the wrath of the cum demon. They almost did too. What's the noise that cum demon makes after he kills? Got my teeth brushed, got out the door. And then I just go to the door, drive to go get drug tested and get in the location. Then I just come back every 27 days. And every 27 days,
01:21:44
Speaker
They refill his pockets and today's I Know people that don't have that aren't so They don't have a doctor and they don't have ways of you know um Being able to support themselves like in the way that I do and You know, so I there's a I know I know people that that I help oh indeed I can't say too much bro, but theres there's reasons why I it's hard for me to not want to lower my dose because you know, I'm I'm trying to i mean I'm addicted to the flow of things, you know, but even though I'm not you should myself I still keep getting it. And, you know, I need to stop doing that because I don't take it. I don't need it. You know, I don't need the money. I don't I don't I just need to stop it. You know, stop, stop. i Fuck the money. You know, who cares? But um that's just what I'm going to do today. I'm going to be telling them to lower my dose. Well, this guy's a real loser.
01:22:57
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but not That's crazy. so for those of you still watching That makes me hate him. I'm just addicted to the flow of things,
01:23:23
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like and he i
01:23:30
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um
01:23:35
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walk on
01:23:38
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<unk>
01:23:41
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and she morning
01:23:48
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but All right, here we go again, another match. why
01:23:55
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but yeah Just addicted to the flow of things. Let's go. work in your handle Just addicted to the flow of things, baby. Damn, he's been arrested for mad things.
01:24:14
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like what list about burglary, burglary, possession of drug for um paraphernalia, possession of narcotic controlled substance, drug paraphernalia narcotic, paraphernalia paraphernalia, paraphernalia, disorderly conduct, paraphernalia, obstruct, resist, executive officer, fail to appear, trespassing, under the influence of controlled possession of controlled, petty theft, drugs without prescriptions, under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia,
01:24:48
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Damn, they're all from different dates too.
01:24:52
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That makes sense why and working at Taco Bell's like getting a job at Google for... Yeah, that's fair. okay
01:25:05
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The Jesus. Damn, bro. He's only 30 years old too. But do you have, are or have you ever been convicted of a crime section of the job application? He needs, he needs to ask for extra pages.
01:25:22
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that's why said' bell That's crazy. Imagine being that big of a fucking loser. okay That's crazy to get the arrested that many times.
01:25:40
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Not only get arrested, but for like, like drug paraphernalia and shit, whatever, but, uh, whatever. Dude's a loser. Yup. I hope someone reports him to the suboxone clinic he goes to and he loses his fucking prescription. Well, damn, there's mad hell of people. There's so many. Holy shit. What happened?
01:26:09
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They must all be going to Pachinki. No, they're all going to, uh, they're all going here. There's like mad people landing there. Yeah. All next to us. I see him. What the hell?
01:26:26
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They in the town over right next to us. Yeah. Where I dropped the blue marker, like one town over at least three squads landed there.
01:26:37
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Maybe they all waited until the end and just jumped out at the same time. I got a mortar over here if you want to. I'll try to blow it up. Uh oh. Here comes somebody. They're coming up towards Green Guy. Alright, they're out.
01:27:01
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Damn, this first building I went into is wack.
01:27:10
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One, two, three, four. Uh oh. Oh man, is that person coming in here? Oh, it's two trucks? Oh yeah, and they're coming right towards me. They're driving by.
01:27:29
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Nope.
01:27:35
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I just want the sky to go away. Oh, shit. Say you shoot a needle. Yep. Okay.
01:27:54
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I'm gonna light that mortar off in one second.
01:28:07
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me
01:28:14
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If you happen to come across any 9mm, I'll take it. They just wasted all mine, tried to shoot that guy out of that truck while he was stuck.
01:28:35
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I hit him a few times, so...
01:28:39
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Worth it. Worth it. Yeah, that's a win. Get some damage on the books, you know.
01:28:57
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Damn, you just scared the fuck out of me all day. I'm glad there's ah two rowboats in this house, but like not a single helmet. That's pretty tight.
01:29:10
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Uh, in the first house that I was in, there's helmets, um, I guess that one, but they're level, level ones. Oh, did one of them leave their truck behind? And you know, I didn't pick up any of the helmets. So no.
01:29:41
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Damn, I need some high mill.
01:29:53
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no Green guy landed in Pachinki and isn't dead yet.
01:30:06
Speaker
Dude, what do you guys think of the woman in Karachi who is refusing to leave until they send her a hundred thousand dollars? That's a New York lady. i've I've ever seen it. Oh, for sure. She's like from Bronx or the Bronx or something. She's a YU hit me lady for sure. Saw a video of her just munching McDonald's there, which is awesome.
01:30:31
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Got a nine mill in here. Nope. I plan on rebuilding this country is 30 year the government needs to fix this you need to fix this I need 20 black lady things it's true she wants she wants to fix the awning and but I like us saying it's dirty. It's mad dirty here. Yeah. This country stinks. No one wears shoes here. I need a hundred thousand dollars. Buy everyone in Karachi shoes. I'm sick of looking at 30 feet here.
01:31:28
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How'd you even come across the
01:31:32
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ah
01:31:37
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My my Algorithm styled in anytime something happens in India. I know about it or Pakistan
01:31:53
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i think The good, the like social worker that they assigned to her, the like guy with the beard, which is also just ridiculous that that guy's like a government employee. and He's like translating for and stuff. And she's like, she's like, you need to stop talking. You're talking too loud. You're talking too much. I don't even know what you're saying. Stop, stop talking.
01:32:19
Speaker
Damn. Those day one guys are in this game too.
01:32:23
Speaker
Seriously? I just saw it pop up as day one killed somebody. What the fuck? Must be a really big clan. coachs
01:32:35
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no
01:32:46
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We at Pachinky is all stinky over here and no one's got shoes on. ah
01:32:54
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Not any good loot here. There's a, uh, SMG compensator over here. Pops, if you need one, I already got one. Thank you. little Just need to get some more ammo.
01:33:13
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Well, man, I hope goodbye green guy. I knew you here. Why wouldn't he drop with us, bro?
01:33:26
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that's That's, you know, days I looked at our records or something, probably.
01:33:42
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ah There's an AR compensator on these stairs. Look for a sniper rifle or something else.
01:33:55
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There we go.
01:34:06
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yeah
01:34:22
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did it did that that did it that that pepper my pepper but our burper but herper but but Alright, I'm gonna end the podcast. That's it for today. Night. Goodnight.