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Transcript
Chaotic Humor and Bizarre Cop Incident
00:00:03
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Welcome to Dudes R Us.
00:00:40
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now let's start the show check
00:00:47
Speaker
it's like some ah gas station opiate shuts out to that cop who got shot and the ball made him gay yeah yeah Just throwing footballs all the time now. Throw
Forgetting Instagram Handles
00:01:01
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mad gay. get What's his Instagram handle? I don't remember, but the comments were brutal, bro. Imagine making that Instagram, trying to be like, oh, I'm getting better. And everybody just calls you gay and autistic. Oh, shit. Do you guys hear about this?
00:01:22
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ah That's a classic Jeff joke.
00:01:29
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Shout out to the big dog. Shout out Patrick C. Shout out Hank Chill. Shout out Fanny Dantum. Shout out Paulie's back. Back on the nails. Gucci is still banned. We haven't heard from him. I think he's dead. He definitely doesn't listen.
The Tale of Paulie P
00:01:49
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Uh, that cop is Paulie Paul. Uh, PAULIEEPU. PAUL. Paulie Paul.
00:02:03
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Damn. That's disrespectful. Got hit with the zesty bullet. Yeah.
Hurricane Milton Hype
00:02:07
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but We're recording this in the middle of Hurricane Milton. And I'm not trying to go too deep, but they're really... What about the hyping of this storm going on, guys? I think I was getting actually angry over these past couple days, because now it's landed at a category two.
00:02:28
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yeah Yeah, part of me was wondering if, like, once they go that... balls to the wall with it where they're like, you have to evacuate or you're going to die. Like write your name in Sharpie on your arm because you're going to die if you don't leave. And then it like. Does what it what it did, which it seems like it kind of fell apart right at the end that they kind of have to keep keep up the act because then otherwise it. I don't know if you're like you.
00:02:58
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cause all this panic for, and not for nothing. Cause I guess it was like tornadoes and shit. And probably it'll still be like tornadoes are bad, but billions of dollars of damage. But yeah, I mean, at one point they were saying like 170 mile hour winds, like everything's going to be destroyed, yeah catastrophic, unsurvivable. And now there's like, I mean, there's people live streaming in like,
00:03:24
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Not even just Tampa, but like it landed or it made landfall at Siesta Key. And there was like a, there was like a local news reporter who was at an Airbnb in Siesta Key and he was like, yeah, it's crazy. Like.
00:03:40
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The wind blew this like piece of sheet metal off the carport of this house here. You can see it dangling. I was like, all right. like I expected carports to get destroyed. This guy's in Sarasota and just some trees are down and shit.
00:03:57
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ah so yeah i mean not Not to say I'm upset that it Wasn't as bad as I said, but that's hilarious. Like two days ago, you see me in ah the Home Depot stuff. Chuck out Lane with like nine pieces of plywood and four things of water. And you looked out on my arm. It just says gay black guy and Sharpie.
00:04:27
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Just getting the head of it, you know, just in case. You never know when the wind's gonna hit. It's like yeah, and then now the next week It's like after you go to like a concert you still have the stamp on your head It looks pretty crazy down in Tampa watching a live feed right now It's a rain and sideways. Yeah. It's like how hurricane Ian was there. It's, you know, it's a category. They, you know, they were, I'm comparing it to when yesterday and the day before they're like, it's a, now it's, it's a category six. Basically it's an off the rate. This is going to be yeah catastrophic. They did have that dude on TV crying.
00:05:14
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yeah ah Yes. Yeah, that guy was cra he was literally like still in Mexico and he was like it has and then he like has to stop to compose himself and like swallow some s spit and he's like it has reached.
00:05:27
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eight hundred and 884 millibars. Like, I don't know what that means, bro. Enough to make him cry, dude. Bro, exactly, dude. Like, man, dude, that's just, you know, 50, probably 60% of gas stations in Tampa would have no gas now. I mean, you can't tell me it's not somewhat planned of ah fear, some fear going on. Every Home Depot bought out of plywood.
00:05:55
Speaker
People were buying cabinet wood for like $80 a piece to but put over their fucking windows. That's all they had. You know, I rode out with Hurricane Ian and it's you know, it's a little sketchy. It's not crazy. it's I mean, it's you know, it's crazy talent, but.
00:06:13
Speaker
If it was going to be a category five, that's, that's a whole different, that's where roofs or every roof is ripping off. Basically. That's what they explain. Yeah. Well, yeah. And I know they, you know, I don't know. They can't predict it that far, I guess. But like ah again, last night it was 15 foot storm surge in Tampa Bay.
00:06:33
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and like I'd say they were like it'll be like between six and eight which is still bad don't get me wrong but just and not as bad I've been through it now they're doing the thing of uh on all the flashing alerts it's like rainfall you guys don't the freshwater rainfall is that's gonna come okay guys
00:06:56
Speaker
They had to get this one. They had to get, you know, everybody fucking has to return back in the next few days. It's going to be a shit show. Yeah. Well, in ah ah I mean, a lot of the stuff they were showing before the hurricane hit like two days ago was like all those places that hadn't even finished cleaning up from Helene. Oh, yeah. Those are still like just like.
00:07:22
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a bunch of shit on the like in front of every house along a street like none of that even got cleared now that's all yeah that all that stuff's getting fucked up that's uh it's going right right it's already like uh 10 percent the way through florida looks like on the map here which is also crazy Because they were saying it was going to make landfall at like three a.m. at three. yeah Yeah. It's it's coming up, dude. It's driving up by 75 already right now. Like I know that it's not a perfect thing because you like I don't know. I guess I don't actually know why you can't predict it far more far out than like literally 25 minutes, I guess. But
00:08:12
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How do you get it that wrong? How do you be like they've been saying like 3 a.m. 4 a.m. For a while now. Days now. And then it was like, oh, actually, it's eight o'clock. It's happening right now. It's 830, bro. 830. Oh, God. It pisses me. It just pisses me off because they were saying it's going to be like or worse than Katrina. That's fun. Yeah.
00:08:39
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Maybe it's the same. Maybe you could get out of category three or whatever, but that was like a catastrophe of just everything that fucking happened with the storm levy or whatever ah broke and all that. That's there's nothing like that. That's devastating. This this is Hurricane Ian again. But I think Hurricane Ian was a little lower than Sarasota. I think it was like Fort Myers area that fuck got really fucked up. Mm hmm.
00:09:06
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This one they said was gonna wipe temp off the map Just all talking about it was yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. This is good. I fucking cried wrecking. Yeah, that guy you're all just cried guy cried I cried people riding it out No, dude, i I mean like my buddy in Apollo Beach. We were all kind of like dude. Like he was like, yeah, we're just gonna we're just gonna hunker down and we we're like, that's really fucking dumb. And now I think I would have hunkered down. ah I did it on the last ones. I think I would have. I mean, i yeah, I say that, you know, easy to say from where I'm at if that was like my home and all my shit.
00:09:58
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I'd have a hard time just being like, I'm going to go. Yeah. Well, if you're in like the, you know, you're not like on the coastline, right? You're not like on like, you know, i'm not in like St. Pete, you know, I was in a residential neighborhood pretty, you know, amount in like 30 minutes from Tampa. You're like, fuck it. I'm in a cinder block house. I got no trees hanging over in my house.
00:10:23
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I'm gonna watch this closely and fucking see what we could do here. Oh, they just closed. No, no, not just closed, but they just put up big letters. Orlando and Tampa Airport closed, by the way. Crazy that it wasn't already actually. I was driving to the airport right now, like, come on. God damn it!
00:10:43
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He's in a, they're in an Uber to the airport and now you're like, come on, are you serious? They were showing videos, uh, cause I guess it is like Disney and universal and shit closed at like one o'clock today. Oh yeah. and they are shown They were showing people showing up at like four, like at the gates or whatever, like angry that they couldn't get in. You're like, dude,
00:11:04
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Seriously You're kidding me they keep showing a replay of a transformer blowing up So I saw that at the top of my street when that happened in the end, you know Jim Cantor's in a parking garage now so that great That was awesome Charlotte Harbor he's still in the parking garage Hey, I'm just hanging out here. Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad. You know, this one flooded. We're going to get all of our footage here. And then how I was watching, I didn't watch a lot of that one, but I watched a part of it and like the, you know, the like newsroom people were like, yeah, and like, uh,
00:11:47
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You know, underpasses and parking garages aren't actually that safe because even though it seems like you're protected, the wind ah you know blows really hard through the entrances and can just whip debris through there, like saying that to him. And he's like, yeah, we're just doing what we can here. Yeah, I need the shot. He was standing in the water and he was like, yeah, it's pretty crazy down here, but I can just walk right up and i'm back to safety.
00:12:17
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this is so Fucking
Post-Hurricane Spending Issues
00:12:19
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stupid I always think about him at that and all these he has to like he's going he goes back to a hotel somewhere And he's just like kind of fucking crazy Just takes a nice shower gets in the bed does it all while all these people around him? We're just in fucking you know Catastrophe you're next to it. He's like reporting back and in and out of the hotel Go to a resort while you're there Mm-hmm
00:12:45
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Oh man. Not that I wanted it to be a catastrophic one, but had a lot of people fucking freaking out for a while. No, I think I, I mean, I agree with you in the sense of like after this nine, six to nine feet in Tampa was supposed to be 15, 15, 20 feet or whatever. After this, there'll be people who are like, Hey, this was kind of fucked up. We were like,
00:13:14
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told to evacuate, we spent a lot of money, blah, blah, blah. And then like the counter argument will be like, well, you know, would you want to take the chance? And it's like, well, no, but also like, I dunno, it's like some more like, you know, don't say it's supposed to snow tomorrow. It's going to snow 14 feet when you're still like waiting on it.
00:13:36
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Give us some type. but It's always going to wobble and and weaken a little bit. They were saying this is this is still, you know, whatever that guy crying on air. That was nuts. That guy should be stripped of. He should have his badge and his gun. Oh, I think he's like the like OG meteorologist is his Carhartt weather jacket needs to be retired. That guy can never show his face again at the Carhartt patch. I mean, pretty bad.
00:14:04
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Oh my god. good Oh, it's like passing over Lakeland right now. Pull up a video of that if you can of him crying, playing into the mic. I need to hear that fucking guy. hey man I did just get, speaking of Carhartt, some new Carhartt gear from work. It's pretty nice. I think this year, now that I'm back up here, I'm going to get one of those ah those vests.
00:14:27
Speaker
I got one of those. Yep. I got one of those last year. The fuzzy inside of them or whatever. I'm best of the fuzzy inside. Yeah. I got a black one of those last year. I got seated. I got like a, it's like a ah flannel hoodie. Nice. It's just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. Uh, it has dropped.
00:14:57
Speaker
It's dropped 50 millibars in 10 hours. I apologize. This is just horrific.
00:15:08
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um When's it maximum sustained winds are 100. He broke down about the fuck the fucking Got him, bro. Oh, come on, dude. That's not. That is not cool.
00:15:27
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The millibars? He just dropped. Sounds like Jordan Peterson breaking down right there. Just didn't millibars. Bro, I hate Jordan Peterson. That guy fucking cried, dude. That is nuts. How do you think he feels right now? He's like, God damn it. I know. He's so mad. He's so mad that it's not like killing everyone. it's Yeah. More people. You stay, you die.
00:15:55
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you stay you die well okay well people are still like in like six feet of mud in North Carolina and you guys are just that's what you guys are breathing past probably with all that guy is like so that guy in Tampa Bay is like still in his boat like with one leg is like still chilling in his boat he's fine i love that they interviewed
00:16:22
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earlier on the news, they did show like they were outside of Sarasota. Yeah. And there was a guy with like two yachts behind him and they just showed like all the yacht crew running on and off the boat and like the lights were on inside the boat and everything. They're like, the weather is so crazy. Look at this boat rock. I mean, yeah.
00:16:45
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Like, well, yeah, I mean, it's pretty windy. Of course the boat was rocking. Yeah, dude, that, that part of Lieutenant Dan, where he was like, listen, if the thing people don't realize is if, if the water goes up, I'm in a boat, the boat goes up to water goes down, boat goes down. I'm going to be fine. I was like, bro, you, you don't get this, how this works at all. He's high class. He's thinking high, dude. He's got it.
00:17:11
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And then ah and then like not even when it made landfall like before, just when it was real wavy and he was like, oh, the the waves keep making the boat hit the side of the wall. And I was like, yeah, dude, you're tied to a wall. That's going to happen. How did you not think of this? It's like, I cannot off. It's fucking banging into the walls way too hard. Little as it little as I know, as soon as the camera crew fucking leaves. He's hopping out of that thing and looting everything in downtown Tampa. That's what he's waiting for. That's a, that's actually a good move. All the power fucking goes down the wifi. Everybody's blink camera and ring doorbells go out. I can see he does only have one leg. So yeah, he's just wheeling slowly, wheeling around he's got one of those oh through yeah one of those things.
00:18:07
Speaker
So I guess if you're in like this area, at Kansas City and all that, I mean, you do have to worry about tornadoes, but nothing else crazy going on there. Hmm. Seattle. I don't think Seattle has anything crazy probably happening up there. No, they get a. Hmm.
00:18:27
Speaker
Yeah, right, bro. Seattle, I went when I was visiting there, they said something crazy like. In the next 50 years or something, they're going to get hit by a big enough tidal wave that is going to wipe out the entire downtown.
Seattle's Underground City
00:18:40
Speaker
and So that was what I was going to say is the thing they have the biggest risk of is is a Pacific. ah What am I trying to say? Earthquakes in like Japan and shit that cause tidal waves? Oh, yeah, they got that type of stuff.
00:18:55
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Although Seattle is pretty cool because it's got this old, like they, when you walk on the sidewalks downtown, they've got these pieces of glass in the sidewalk. And I guess like prior, you actually can go down and see it. We went on like the little tour there, tourist traffic tour. see but The city used to be underground.
00:19:16
Speaker
Like they they had like a low level city and then as they built the city up, there was like all these underground stores. And then when they built the sidewalk on top of it, they put those little clear bricks in the sidewalk to let light in. And they said at the time people were getting so drunk that they would try to climb up the ladders to get out of it and just fall and die. Jesus Christ. And that's where Skid Row started.
00:19:42
Speaker
They're just fucking people down there getting all drunk, falling into the hole and dying. That's fucking nuts.
00:19:51
Speaker
and don't even and I mean, I'm sure there's like logic to it, but I'm like, why did you build and a mole people city? Yeah, it it was like they built it. I believe what the the thinking was is when they originally built it, they built it like below sea level. So then they realized like they made a mistake and they started building it up and just didn't do a good job. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Yeah. I'm looking at pictures right now. This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. I mean, it's cool. It's cool. And like, and it's a, it's cool in a way that like cities in America don't usually have.
00:20:29
Speaker
You're like, Paris is just has like bone lined tunnels underneath it. And like America's too young to have anything cool like that.
Seattle's Homelessness Crisis
00:20:38
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But then you see this and you're like, oh. There's literally. Like ah mole people, like you said, like a shopping district. Yep, it's cool when they take you down there, too, because it still has all like the old storefronts and shit mole people library.
00:20:59
Speaker
It's crazy to think about, too, like. Imagine being one of those businesses and being like, well, we can't afford to move up. So if you want to come down to like Paul's Apothecary, you got to climb down the fucking death ladder. Yeah, hopefully you aren't too drunk. It's fine. Once you're down there, you never really have to leave. If I'm remembering correctly, the skid row shit was that there was people who did the logging and they would drag the logs through it.
00:21:27
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Like it was all like the like hang arounds and drunkards would hang around down there. I might be wrong. Somebody just made that up. But now keep don't don't admit anything. Just keep up with it.
00:21:43
Speaker
I think Seattle was really cool, but Seattle is where I saw the gnarliest homeless people. Oh, yeah, do any like West Coast City is just absolutely fucked.
00:21:54
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Like I saw a dude that in hindsight it was probably all on that and such shit that they used to do the Crocodile and stuff that like makes your skin melt off. Yeah, Crocodile. He was just like had all these crazy sores all over his face and he was walking around like a T-Rex. Can't fucking that shit's just insane.
00:22:13
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What's up with all the, um, what a shout out Fanny Dantum, all the, uh, homeless guys just blowing shit out of their ass that he's talking about. I mean, it's awesome. It, uh, there used to be publishlo the after you'll see it ah he think they make that noise and they do that do they definitely do and that like a huge loy
00:22:48
Speaker
Oh my god. Yeah, dude, ah that shit's gross. Don't shit. Don't shit on the road. Don't shit on the sidewalk. Well, they constantly have alcohol shit, so it just fucking flows so easily out there. You know what I mean? So they can easily just lift it. Lord, I guess you would pull down and done just just real quick release like a like a bump stock, basically. Did he say the first time you saw one that guy wiped it with his hand?
00:23:22
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Hold on. I'll let me read the first one. It was awesome because Patrick C countered with it of him saying, Oh yeah, I saw a homeless black dude that looked really cool and had a wave cap. He was in like velour and had a wave cap.
00:23:47
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oh man let's see here let's see i i'm coming to it uh saw of patrick c
00:23:56
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coming up very hard on the yaya juice on the bus which is you know what that is patrick2cb uh saw a retarded black guy today who was like crispy he was retarded but he had 360 waves in a velour jumpsuit it's crazy seeing a retarded guy with better outfit and haircut than you yeah i see it every day brother did counter night but Shit, I was working in the city a couple weeks ago and saw a homeless guy standing and spraying shit on another guy. Oh my god.
00:24:31
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ah to bla
00:24:36
Speaker
I honestly, I forgot that crispy was like a like a slang term for looking good. So when I first read that, I was like, bro, this guy's just being mad racist, just calling him black. I was saying he's looking extra crispy like. Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:24:52
Speaker
He was the blackest person I've ever seen. Yeah, he was in the air fryer one too much as hard. I was like, what the fuck? That's what I thought, too. Goddamn. Might have to ban this guy. Hell yeah, dude. I mean, he's in the Chi town. He can say whatever. I guess yeah he can ass on whatever he wants. He's on the bus in the Chi, dude. That's true. That's the fucking G right there, dude.
00:25:19
Speaker
God damn. Shout out bus pass. Shout out Patrick C. Packing ship. Packing ship. Packing ship. Shout out Hank Chill. Coming in second place in the member guest in Palm Coast. Big dog. We're proud of you. Keep it moving. Oh damn. Second place in the member guest, huh? Shot at 87 another day. No big deal. Shout out what he inspired me. Let's go.
00:25:46
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I'm just going to stand up and podcast. How about that? Just going to go. It's just had its last member guest the other day, said 800 million bars. What is it? What did he say? 50 bars in the last 10 hours.
00:26:07
Speaker
I'm sorry. Oh my god. The state of Florida tomorrow is going to be, it's going to be 80 degrees and 86 degrees and sunny somehow tomorrow. Oh yeah.
00:26:19
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It's already passed over. Chick-fil-a's gonna be busy as hell tomorrow. Dude, all those waffle houses are gonna sue. Oh my god, they closed, I know. Closed all them waffle houses. Pressure's 960 MBs, whatever, millbars pressure. Yeah, I don't even know what that means. I guess it's the lower of that number, the worse it is somehow or something. Yeah. Actually, this is kinda fucked up.
00:26:48
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I think he just found a good spot.
00:26:53
Speaker
Where are you watching? What are you watching? WFLA news, NBC channel eight. what is double I think he just found a good spot between buildings. It looks real windy.
00:27:04
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Yeah, there's a guy that was like leaning in. He was doing the like, he was like stretching his back out, really trying to get in there. Let's throw on Fox weather. Maybe they're like in the middle of the storm with like two AR 15.
00:27:20
Speaker
I'm out here. It's a, every, every comment on Twitter, ah it's like national hurricane center and all the comments are like MAGA. hey but This has been, I mean, do would Twitter and YouTube, everything is, I mean, this, this one I just put in the chat. Half of these are like fake wind.
00:27:40
Speaker
yeah Jewish hurricane. I can't believe that that that they've shifted from whatever like stupid conspiracy theory and now it's their back to their controlling the weather. The next that somehow makes more sense to them that they're like, yeah, there's this machine and it's somewhere in between Mexico and Florida and it's shooting hurricanes. I mean, I saw i saw one earlier that was just like. I couldn't even like the law, it was It was, isn't it weird that these hurricanes always hit red states? I saw that too. I saw that too. That's some retarded ass shit. I also saw some weird dude with like a crazy hairline that I guess if you vote, he comes and gives you, if you're in a swing state and you vote whatever red, he comes up to your door and gives you $47 and takes a picture with you. I think that's illegal, but that's cool. and That's what everybody said.
00:28:36
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and seven bucks It's awesome because it's a bunch of random... Obviously, in the back of one of the guys' houses, there's Trump on the TV, which is even funnier. That's how dedicated he is. And um it's a funny just seeing that like denomination of like two 20s of five and two ones in the guy's hand, like holding it up, taking a picture. Fucking rules, dude.
00:29:01
Speaker
Fortunately books, speaking of funny, uh, campaign commercials. Have you guys seen the one for Trump where they're like, Kamala is for they them. Oh yeah. I saw it at least five times today on the weather channel. Really? I haven't seen any, I haven't seen from either party, any campaign commercials.
00:29:25
Speaker
Kamala, crazy Kamala supports transgender surgery for illegal immigrants in jail. Kamala is for they them. That says Trump is for you. Kamala is for this.
00:29:42
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i
00:29:46
Speaker
I'm thinking it's just got to be some quote that's taken like way out of context or something because It does seem crazy that somebody would run on the fact that you should give a gender affirming surgery to just like anybody for free. No, you know, I mean, prisoners thing. I'm pretty sure it's.
00:30:06
Speaker
Like you draw a few logical or not logical, but like things you have to do where you're like, okay, if you put somebody in prison, whether they're an American citizen or not, you have to like feed them and give them clothes to wear. And if they're sick, you have to give them healthcare. care Right. And do then, fago and then, and then there's probably somewhere where you're like, well, does,
00:30:31
Speaker
Is like gender affirming care part of like giving somebody health care and Okay, I don't know the answer to that but that's probably where they stretch it is like there's probably somewhere where it's like yeah like if you if you're a if If in the unlikely event that you're an illegal immigrant who was jailed and is currently on ah like hormone replacement therapy, and it's actually like medically dangerous for you to stop doing that abruptly, should the prison provide you continue providing you your like hormone replacement regimen,
00:31:11
Speaker
because not doing so would be harmful. And like probably the answer is yes. Cause like, I don't know. You don't want people die like it's fucked up to like if you imprison someone and then you let them die. Like I think you kind of have a responsibility at the very least to be like, you're on your own. Like let them loose. You can't just like they're under your protection. You can't just let them die, but that's probably where they stretched it. I don't actually know though. I am curious where that quote came from. Let them die.
00:31:39
Speaker
I'm sure Kamala was not like I want ah I want to build three million new homes. I want to lower the price of groceries and I want to chop the dicks off of all illegal immigrants in prison.
00:31:58
Speaker
no dicks yo guard i need some soap and then there's another dude like yo i'm i'm a woman guard i actually feel like a girl yo ah you gotta see that commercial though it's fucking great Kamala is for they them trump is for you that's a sick campaign slogan if i've ever heard one I think I'm going to call back my mail-in vote and re-vote now. Ooh, I'm not convinced. Yeah, totally. I vote all the time. I vote every day. I vote and often. i just steal I just steal ballots from my neighbors' mailboxes and vote for them too, because that's how much I like voting. I love voting. I'm voting right now.
00:32:54
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be boo boo boo I'm voting for Jim Cantor. I'll write in Jim Cantor.
00:33:03
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that is That's hilarious. You write Jim Cantor on your arm and you die in St. Pete. He's like, Oh my God. He went out doing what he loves.
00:33:18
Speaker
Yeah, it's halfway through. It's a quarter way through the state, guys. They're showing parking garages. They're down this bad. The one I was watching earlier, there's just like a stop sign blowing around. It's like the storm is doing devastating bending to this stop sign post. This is going to be at least 30 to $40 worth of damage to the stop sign. Imagine if Katrina was in like 2024, like there's like people ah like day, whatever eight, there's people at the super dome walking around like.
Reflecting on Hurricane Katrina
00:33:58
Speaker
Yo, so ah what's your body count? there key on like oh my god the iphone to people that like like a tiny microphone
00:34:14
Speaker
Yo, blink the pendulum one time for New Orleans out here. We're dying in here.
00:34:24
Speaker
Oh, yo, I like your outfit. What do you do for work? How much is your rent? It's just a bunch of crazy New Orleans people dying on the Superdome. Oh my God. The coverage, I've looked back at coverage of that before.
00:34:40
Speaker
I need to see some shit like where they showing stop signs blowing around in Katrina. Or was it like they were showing people standing on their fucking roof trying to get out. Yeah, that was that fucking storm wall broke, right? like that's what I don't remember there being like.
00:34:59
Speaker
Like there is now where it's like reporters like standing in the middle of the hurricane being like, it's windy. Yeah. I don't remember that for Katrina because it genuinely was that bad wreck right off the rip that there it was like, oh no, everything's fucked. So they're like, wasn't that much oh news until after it had passed. And then it was like, oh, everything's underwater. This is bad. Oh, they let all the prisoners drown.
00:35:28
Speaker
Oh man. What did they end up do with the prisoners? They go to the super dome too? No, they let them drown. No way. Really? That's a, that's actually real life. No way. So like warden of the prison left the prison and let and let all the, and it was like, you know, it's like a multi-story prison, but let the prisoners on like the first and maybe the second floor just die. No way. Mm-hmm.
00:35:57
Speaker
someone Paul could you fact check that to get a story behind that I believe it I just need to I need to I need to hear more more info on that that's nuts like sorry y'all but I'm getting out of here
00:36:14
Speaker
Of all the nightmares during her, this is from 2005. Of all the nightmares during Hurricane Katrina, this must be the worst one. Researchers from Human Rights Watch. Prisoners were abandoned and their cells without food or water for days. Flood rotters rose towards the ceiling. Jesus Christ. Maybe none of them drowned then. but There's got to be some of them that drown. Come on. probably Not too good at swimming, but all good.
00:36:42
Speaker
oh Why's that? What? Why do you think that? They spent all their time in prison. They don't know how to swim. Yeah. Most of the, most of the convicts, convict music. Katrina never happened. We wouldn't have ever gotten the best Kanye quote of all times. yeah Doesn't care about black people.
00:37:07
Speaker
Yeah, someone needs to grab the mic from Jim Cantor in his parking garage and say that. Jim Cantor does not care about black people. but He's in his parking garage trying. Everybody like didn't even put their car in the parking garage. That's how they knew that it was going to flood.
00:37:27
Speaker
he's like he He's fucking mailing it in at the end of hurricane season here. He had an easy year. but Maybe not Helene, you know, whatever. North Carolina doesn't, you know, that was a catastrophe. He's had an easy year up until these two hurricanes. Jared said there wasn't gonna be any hurricanes. There really wasn't besides Helene really was fucking terrible. This one, you almost, almost jinxed this one. This one was supposed to be a category six. well Then came back around.
00:38:01
Speaker
Now there's going to be another one. Is there? Oh, yeah, there's a. What is it? It's the cannon, bro. It's the Democrat cannon out in the middle of the ocean in between, yeah they got to once you, once you bothered to get the hurricane generating like aircraft carrier out into the middle of the Gulf, you got got to use it. yeah Yeah. It's like solar panels. You got to use it or you lose it. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, at least until you got to disrupt Florida so that the election you know stuff,
00:38:36
Speaker
I heard that. They were like, this is a plot by Kamala to interfere with the election. I'm like, no. First of all, don't make any sense. The first of all, the hurricane is going to affect Democrats living in Florida and Republicans living in Florida. Exactly the same. They don't give you a hurricane immunity charms when you become a Democrat, I assume. Can't confirm that how you didn't get yours, dude.
00:39:04
Speaker
Well, I mean, they're saying, you know, the the major Democrats are the ones controlling this hurricane. Why do you think Aiden thought Ian was so easy? Because him and his wife had the hurricane charms hanging. Yeah, that Aiden doesn't have the charm. I had my kippah on. nose and I had my hands out the windows. That's what they do. That's what that's why they wear those hats.
00:39:29
Speaker
Yes, exactly. Right before the hurricane came, Aiden went outside and smeared some lamb's blood over the top of his entrance. flood That angel of death would pass over his house. I did see that shot. I think I sent it to you, that woman who was sprinkling holy water on her doors and windows. I saw that come up in there. Oh my god. it's like um It's like when they do the kosher kitchen and some rabbi comes in with a blowtorch and a propane tank. Yes. Oh my god.
00:40:00
Speaker
That's what I was doing outside my house in Hurricane E in the whole time. the The fucking funniest thing, I mean, funniest thing about Jewish people, one, the lengths they will go to to like not break a rule. So ah what is it? Passover, not Passover. Yeah, Passover. Like you're not allowed to have leavened bread in your house. And so comets, they say.
00:40:26
Speaker
And so they'll literally go around with a blowtorch to try to eradicate any crumbs. Like because God gives a fuck if you forgot about a crumb, like there's a crumb lurking in a corner somewhere. But they'll go through those links to not violate.
00:40:43
Speaker
the leaven bread law, but then they'll like find loopholes to like trick God so that they can still like use appliances on the Sabbath. like god says God says you're not allowed to work on the Sabbath, which which means flicking a light switch. But if the light is is on the whole time, that's fine.
00:41:05
Speaker
Jesus Christ. No, not Jesus Christ. Ah, no It's the Sabbath, dude. Keep holding the Sabbath. Um, Oh man, it's just so good. Comets. And don't, now every fridge has like a Sabbath mode on it. Yeah. I saw the Sabbath mode for your fridge, Sabbath mode for your oven, Sabbath mode for your coffee maker.
00:41:32
Speaker
It's already, it's heading towards Orlando now. Watch out Mickey Mouse. At 1 a.m. this was supposed to hit. Everybody's watching it live.
00:41:45
Speaker
This is just a joke hurricane. There's one week and 30 miles per hour. mr Dude, sucks. Oh man. Supposed to be 130 miles per hour.
00:42:02
Speaker
They told a beach is higher. They told a beach somehow is at 45 miles an hour. I was low key hoping to get pulled into a call tomorrow where they're like, it's all gone. ah
00:42:15
Speaker
It's over boys. Oh my God. Well, we had a good run. One team, one beat. How was the vibes this week? What was it? I'm involved in nothing anymore. All my meetings, all my meetings got canceled because people had conflicts with their hurricane prep meetings. And I was like, nice. So what are we going to do about nothing we can do about it? What is the director of yeah
00:42:47
Speaker
of governance, risk and compliance going to do. Yes. Oh, I've talked to some ah other people in the syndicate, as you would say, and they' they're still, you know, they're still pushing them out of the hurricane cannon.
00:43:07
Speaker
They're still shooting them out. There's one more behind this. You think this is the last two of the season? I probably shouldn't say. I was, I guess, I guess I, I should say, but what would I say? No. Okay. There'll be three more this year. You know what this means? There's going to be a fucking giant one next year. Oh yeah. It's only going to get worse. I was so that was the other thing that I feel like this one, there was like, you know, like the,
00:43:43
Speaker
The people who with the same energy as the guy who cried about millibars. Oh my God. There was like a Twitter thread that I was reading that was like, this is the beginning of the end of Florida. And it was like this whole thing about how like Florida is going to become unlivable and like.
00:44:00
Speaker
you know, one of the most, like whatever it is, like the fifth or sixth most populated state in the country is going to be like, and ah is going to be like a ghost town soon because it's not possible to you have an economy in a state that's constantly getting hit by hurricanes. And I was like, Oh wow. But then you're like, no, this is probably, they're probably fine. I think most people would be like, this sucks, but like, i I'll still live here. I'll tell you, it still is already used on livable. You know what I mean?
00:44:30
Speaker
Not because of the hurricanes. It's fucking millions of people that live there somehow. It seems like Florida is like, at least around the Metro, it seems like there's just China amount of people and all of their is now fucking packed. Insane. It's crazy how many people move there and continue to. What's the average amount of people moving to Florida every week?
00:44:58
Speaker
I think it's in like that. I mean it's 15,000 or something. Um, that's a month. I'd say at least 2000 people a week.
00:45:12
Speaker
How many people move to Florida every day? Every week suggests around a thousand people move to Florida every day. Oh geez. Wow. So how we were both wrong weekly it would be like,
00:45:26
Speaker
7K a week. Jesus, they're building developments as fast as they can. That's the thing. It's crazy. Tornado is coming through. Jesus. The tornadoes actually were the more fucked up part because i the first one where they were like, oh, there's a tornado in Polk County or wherever. And then it seemed like then there was like suddenly there was like nine of them all over the place.
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00:45:55
Speaker
The fucking um guy that's running against the other sheriff of Polk County right now is like ah has like literal mug shots and um um like the opposition is what they're going for and he literally has charges of like child for voyeurism and like child sex charges against him and he's running for sheriff. book I mean, you smag gates is like runner up to the most Florida thing. Yeah.
00:46:29
Speaker
Pretty nuts, dude. Yeah, it's cool. He's real. He's rehabilitated. Yeah, he's pretty mug shots on like on his like, you can't choose this guy. I'm like, Jesus Christ. It's actually probably the best anti campaign ever. This guy's a damn chomo.
00:46:49
Speaker
It's cool, though. What do you think everybody drove to like Baltimore or something? I mean, that's the other thing that Carolina feels. It feels kind of interesting about like evacuation orders. Like, I guess if you are, if you're on like Cedar Key, like living on the water, you should get the fuck you should have got the fuck out. But like some of the people who are in evacuation zones, but still like 10 miles plus from the ocean and you're like, you just went from like, I don't know, Bradenton, like, like if you were like, oh, I'm in Bradenton, I'm going to get away from it and go to like Lakeland, you probably like went to a worse area. True. Maybe you just go up to Jacksonville.
00:47:40
Speaker
Yeah, you're definitely. Which is also supposedly bad because of that fucking river that goes through Jacksonville. Like as the storm is passing, it's going to kick a bunch of water up the river. ah Look at Jared, Jared, Jared being a woke up here listening to the media, listening to the ra listen to the radio on rivers. Ironically, it seemed like the best place to go is Miami.
00:48:05
Speaker
I know, dude. How is Miami? Every time I, when I was living there and every hurricane would come up, I'm like, I thought Miami was getting smoked by hurricanes before I moved down here. They literally, their college team is Miami hurricanes. Yeah, no, they're fine every time. How? I don't know.
00:48:27
Speaker
You could drive to ah like Gainesville. I guess it's still getting hit, but it's just not on the coast. Anywhere not on the coast. Get a nice Airbnb in a brick building. Go to a hotel. The Jewish population of Miami is estimated to be 120. A staggering 80% of the population is all Jewish people in Cubans. Dude, oh my God, the best food. Can you imagine a city that was just run by Jewish people in Cuban people? The music is just so loud every day.
00:49:14
Speaker
I would just drive right up to a fucking
00:49:19
Speaker
No, yeah, I guess yeah anybody that lives like why would you live in like any like the panhandle Big Bend area right on the coast is just you're just gonna get smacked by a hurricane every year What's up with the people in um North Carolina they're still in mud right like People's houses are just just mud now like that's impossible to get out that that shit I mean, I, I, it's not like they're the first people to deal with it, but that is definitely the shit that when I see, I'm just like, what do you do now? You're like, Oh, every, like this entire town has, has now has like two feet of mud that has to be like excavated before you could even begin rebuilding anything. Yeah.
00:50:06
Speaker
What do you do? Everybody's house has mud in it too. It would just bury and gravel and start over. Start over higher up. That's literally just start in a new state, I guess. No, just rebuild the city, but on top of all the old stuff. Oh, like Seattle? Yeah, like Seattle. People can, people can excavate down there and maybe find, I don't know, but for now, why dig all that mud just to get flooded again?
00:50:36
Speaker
That's that's that's there because nature wanted it there. It's our it's we're taking our we're taking our damn village back. Yeah, that's the that's the river being like this was mine. That's the Jacksonville River. I came all the way. This was always mine. I was just loaning it to you. Yeah, now this is mine. It's those fucking videos of people in Asheville are insane, though.
00:51:01
Speaker
Like, yeah, dude, like standing on his porch and all of a sudden a car just goes flying by. Oh, my God. so ah The fucking oh, that video was fucking nuts. And then there's a I think you said that Aiden, but it was the people who were like in their house that wasn't washing away. And then there's just like a house, another house. I almost hits their house. Yes. dude like ah Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, I got past. a It's like a, it's like an eight car garage too. It's like, oh shit. Oh, oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. I can't imagine that. Like, I mean, we go like blizzards and stuff up here, but nothing like that, bro. No, no. Yeah, I know. The blizzards don't really get blizzards anymore. Howling outside your house. That's fucking terrifying.
00:51:54
Speaker
When it rained up here last year, it rained and my basement kept flooding. It is true. There was one storm where it rained really, really hard and the stream on my property started flooding up from the bank and it came up all the way up to my fire pit and it flooded basically up to my driveway. But like my driveway is pitched, so it never made it up over it.
00:52:16
Speaker
but I'm like kind of imagine like seeing my neighbor's house pop off its foundation. Yeah. and Like, okay. It's almost going to hit my house. Almost going to. Okay. I'm good. Yeah. It's very fucking different. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, thank God. I'm good. Oh man. Thank God. The ah fucking electrical pole split it in half and literally, it literally like diverted it away from me.
00:52:46
Speaker
That's just insane. God damn, dude. 1.9 million people without power right now. Yeah. We had the tornado out in Western Mass in 2011 and that was pretty wild, but even that wasn't like. I mean, I guess if you lived in downtown Springfield would be a little different, but. There's some keep still tornadoes popping up here. It keeps saying that's crazy.
00:53:16
Speaker
Those I mean, I guess more more concentrated, but those are like kind of worse. The damage I've seen from the hurricanes. That's where like you see a fucking upside down truck on the like going through the roof of someone's house. The tornadoes. Yes. Yeah. Miami got smoked by some of them today.
00:53:37
Speaker
Lakeland, 41 miles an hour, whopping, whopping 41 miles. lot Wow. They, they, uh, they, uh, they, uh, the media, the media controlled this hurricane as much as the people that control the media control them.
00:53:56
Speaker
Uh, I was about to go there. So this guys it's a picture of, uh, it's a picture of a picture person holding a picture of that picture.
00:54:08
Speaker
clear water stupid place to live come on guys be better than that those places like you I mean clear water is a lot more than like where's that place what's that place that's like a strip that's like literally a strip in the middle in Florida Key West Key West is that just like a runway of land that people live on in the middle there leaving that
00:54:36
Speaker
Where is that? What part of is that near Miami? Key West is like, yeah, it's like the very tip of Florida. And it's just a bunch of tiny, like a tiny chain of islands that's connected by ah by not the scariest bridge over, driven over, but definitely a bridge that you're like, what? What the hell? But no, I mean, a lot of those on both sides have like, ah what do they call barrier islands?
00:55:07
Speaker
that I think are like more like what you're talking about where like, I mean that's kind of what like Siesta Key and shit are. Like Miami Beach is just like a little island in front of Miami basically. Oh, okay. That's where all the boats, the rafts pull up as people just keep running out of on the beach.
00:55:27
Speaker
You see those videos? It's just like a guy at the beach with like his beach chair and it's just a bunch of dudes in a boat that just hop off and just run up there. And he's like, just like, I guess it's a free, a free working motorboat. It's maritime law, dude, finders, keepers, losers, weavers. They don't care about the boat. They're fucking wet foot, dry foot. ah yeah They're free, dude. Working just like some plans, I guess.
00:55:57
Speaker
No, maybe they're all getting out, they're all getting transgender surgeries. Yes, that was it. They just needed to get to get their feet on America so they could get gender reassignment surgery.
00:56:13
Speaker
Imagine those like five foot two brick shit house like roofers, like the immigrants getting it to becoming a woman. that Think about the guy who did my roof last year. Yeah, that's got like upside down cross tattoo on his fucking chin. And he's like, yeah, i'm ah I'm a chick. Yeah, I want to be a woman. Please no call me Hector. I am Valencia. You got to think too, like all those guys, any any place I've ever worked, those bros, they're the horniest guys of all time. So they're just doing it just because they're that horny of being.
00:56:53
Speaker
They rivaled Jeff. They've reached the max horniness. They're like, all right, I am woman now. Look at my tits. My tits, man. Then boobs. That's just all they keep thinking.
00:57:13
Speaker
They're wearing ah a U.S. polo association shirt with big boobs. Giant prison tits. Giant prison boobs. dish Giant Kamala prison tits. Oh my god, door dashing.
00:57:28
Speaker
and Still have the super spiked hair. Yep. the Super spike hair hits though. Smacks, dude. By the way, the Tampa and Orlando airports are closed. Sarasota be hilarious. Sarasota Airport open still. we Keep the lights on in here.
00:57:56
Speaker
Yes. Sorry. If you, uh, your flight is canceled. Yeah. You could drive an hour and a half South and catch a flight. Imagine flying out of Miami right now and like flying over this hurricane. It's probably fine. You'd be pretty bummed. Someone look up if North Carolina is still like, there's like 200,000 people still like last episode. That's a, what's the update on Duke energy? That's a good question. Probably not as good as you would think. Especially two million. I bet you they're still all out of fucking power.
00:58:32
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know how you fix it that fast because it's like an infrastructure thing. That's true. Like my dad works with a lot of people from that area because he's what ah the industry he works on. And he's saying that like in those small towns around there that they got fucked up by it. A lot of those people don't have insurance and shit. Like one of the people that he like donated some money to people that he worked with because he They were like, yeah, we're not really sure what we're gonna do. Yeah, we're pretty fucked. Like our house is just destroyed and we have no way to fix it.
00:59:03
Speaker
Yeah. Asheville area. I think last week when we looked at this, it was like 85,000 outages today. It's 45,000. Okay. So progress, but you still now have 43, I mean, Jolene Asheville, again, across the state, it's more like probably like 60,000. So you got 60,000 people just to North Carolina who haven't had power in two weeks. Jesus. almost Yeah, I think maybe even closer to three. That means like not gas, no gas really either. What's the main cluster? What's the town or city of the main the town of the main cluster of that 43?
00:59:55
Speaker
Asheville. Oh, jeez. Yeah, they'd like probably literally rebuilding poles and shit right. Yeah, that's what I mean. like Even the power plants and stuff maybe got like so damaged that you what do you fucking do? It was almost really bad. ah
01:00:15
Speaker
ah The largest factory in the country that makes IVs is in Asheville and it was completely destroyed. And the second largest is in, I think they said Jacksonville. So like if the if the factory in Jacksonville goes down to, there will be an IV shortage at a hospital across the country for months. So just swap it out with Celsius.
01:00:43
Speaker
it so self of everything
01:00:50
Speaker
So here's a question. So like the conspiracy right, Jewish canon, Democrats. Yeah. So is it just like a misfire that it's destroyed Asheville?
01:01:07
Speaker
Cause that seems like it's not like that red neck. You have an area. It seems like it's actually kind of like a hipster area. Yeah, it is. Definitely. a mo for they're like Whoa. Holy. Oh, friendly fire, dude. Yeah. It's like when, when someone's holding a firework and their hand blows up by accident, they're like, fuck shit.
01:01:29
Speaker
oh fuck oh oh whoa whoa whoa ho shit we we're supposed to get Georgia and we yeah we got the hipster area behind it by accident like god dude there's a lot of gays in that town onet oh shit yeah damn and tons of gays up there they're They're never going to be able to rebuild the power. Those guys, we're going to have to send a lot of folks up there. Why did you do that? God damn it, Jim. we're goingnna hear We're going to hear about this. At least in the red states, they're probably like, we're going to fix it ourselves. And up there, like we're going to have to send a ton of people, and we're in trouble. They're going to get on our ass about this one.
01:02:16
Speaker
I just can't, still can't believe that there's so many fucking dumb people in the United States right now that they're like, yeah, these hurricanes are fake. Yeah, I know. What the fuck? What a stupid ass thing to think. People arguing about global warming. but i Dude, on the latest comments of Twitter, like in the past two hours, like, how about that global warming now? It's like their favorite football team won.
01:02:39
Speaker
like yeah they freak that Uh, the thing I, I mean, I can believe just because of how stupid everything is now, but, uh, there was a whole Twitter thread that somebody was like.
01:02:58
Speaker
somebody was like, this, this retired Marine sniper has nine confirmed kills against, uh, against FEMA agents who are trying to we'll take over the, take over the town of chimney Creek. Like there's literally, I mean, idiots on Twitter who are probably who don't realize that people just make shit shit up on the internet for fun. And some of those people are also probably like, I don't know, Russian propagandists, but who literally think that FEMA has like has like taken over a town and is like stealing all the supplies and is like killing people.
01:03:40
Speaker
Jesus. and And they and there's like a war between like country folk and FEMA going on in North Carolina that the media won't report on. You're like, That's fucking concerning. What? What? He's got 14 kills against these Fama people out here. Fama's. Can't spell female without Fama.
01:04:06
Speaker
how crazy would that be though they like in chimney creek or whatever they don't there do they're actually convinced that they're just fucking shooting all the help that comes into town i mean that's the thing that was it's like like limbo that might be happening
01:04:22
Speaker
wow got another one just fucking shooting down helicopters they keep setting up all these fucking tables and whatever that stuff is we're taking them out one by one it's like those uh those japanese dudes who just kept world war two going going on like 1980 they have like loves gasoline trucks coming and they just keep blowing them up every time
01:04:54
Speaker
I mean, the thing that's so fucking dumb about it is it's like that shit in Springfield, Ohio, where they're like, they're eating the dogs. There's like one news story that is real, like the one about the guy who was med flighting people with his son and then the local sheriff was like, yeah, you can't do this or else I'm going to arrest you.
01:05:12
Speaker
And then, and then they're like, FEMA is killing everybody and making them gay. that Somehow we went from like, you know, one story about a guy who was trying to do like nice things for people and the local sheriff was like, I don't know how to handle this. So don't do it anymore. Else we're going to arrest you to FEMA is killing everyone. Yeah. FEMA is seizing all the supplies.
01:05:38
Speaker
whats doing Picking up people in this plane, driving around. He had a helicopter and he was like flying over the affected area and picking people up and then flying them down into like the, oh, that's awesome. Yeah. And when he got down there, when he was like, you know, there's all these different, you know, fire departments and shit that are all working together.
01:05:59
Speaker
And they don't have air traffic control because it's like a disaster. He was working through air traffic control on the airport and everything. Yeah. I mean, he was like above board on it. um But the like multiple agencies weren't talking to each other per like usual government shit. So the one, you know, volunteer fire department was like, yeah, it's straight. You can do it. And then like the sheriff came over and was like, you're interfering with my um my jurisdiction or whatever you want to say, you're interfering like with my investigation, I guess. I can't, I can't think of the word I'm looking for right now, but and shut them down and was like, if you keep doing this, we're going to have to arrest you. Like if you come back again, I'm arresting you.
01:06:44
Speaker
I've been like, yeah, OK, buddy, I have a helicopter. You don't. So yeah I'll just fly away. Yeah, there's no no chance. If I turn the blades on, no one can come around me. and I just i can't comprehend the level of freedom I have. Yeah, literally. The story basically is that he like picked up a woman and they were on like a crumbling area up in the mountain and left his son with the husband and then was like, I'm going back up for the husband.
01:07:14
Speaker
and my son, and they're like, if you come back, we'll arrest you. And he's like, well, I'm not leaving my son. Like, first of all, they said if you go back into the mountain, we'll arrest you. And he's like, well, I'm not leaving my son up there. And they're like, we don't care. That's like your fault, basically. If you do it, we'll arrest you. And he's basically like, yeah, you can't. Like, you're not going to be able to. I just won't come back. yeah And then he went back up and saved his son, but then had to leave the fucking dude up there.
01:07:43
Speaker
And it was just like, my bad, bro, they're coming for you. But they said they would arrest me. Dude, I'm so sorry. Exactly. Like, literally, that's what the article was. It was a really long article. And it was just like, I was like, I felt really bad about it. And in hindsight, I feel like I should have saved him. But I didn't know what to do because I was with my son. He motioned to his son to get in quietly. And then they just took off without the guy.
01:08:10
Speaker
Hey, you'll be okay, and they're coming for ya. Yeah, yeah, just uh, I gotta turn it around and we'll we'll get you on the other side. just full The guy's standing there, he's like, ah, they're not coming back down, they're just still going? Okay. It's real crumbly right now, so I'm just gonna have to come back for ya. Yeah, we're just gonna do a U-turn, we'll come right around and pick you up again. And then his son get in, he's like...
01:08:36
Speaker
yeah i back down
01:08:42
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know some fucking chair said he was gonna arrest us But that's the thing, bro. There's like one article that's true. And then they're like, they're eating all the cats. Yeah. They turn the fucking frogs gay, dude. They're helicoptering all the cats out of Springfield, Ohio and eating them. kind One, one homeless lady, they ate a cat like three years ago. It wasn't even, it was like some guy like ate a goose, which like fine geese are gross you should eat them really oh god fuck the geese dude i hate geese like maybe maybe you don't like catch geese in like the public park but i agree with you what is the issue with eating a goose you can buy them at the grocery store so like i'm fucking now you hear the beaks crushing your mouth in your mouth you get a well they like the crispy beaks on them that's the best part i think
01:09:36
Speaker
That's what I heard. Guys, I just learned. I just learned to hurricane update pieces of information. ah Lieutenant Dan has survived. Nice. In his 20 foot sailboat, he he he's confirmed alive and also that. ah Uh, uh, in 2004, he was convicted of kidnapping and raping a 10 year old.
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01:10:05
Speaker
Oh my God. So, uh, fuck that guy. maybe a hurricane should have killed She just make that up. No, I wouldn't make that up. That's that's, that's like slander.
01:10:19
Speaker
That's how he lost his leg. So here's why. So here's why I was looking it up because, uh, not that I Not that I watch Aiden Ross, but Aiden Ross said he was going to give the guy $100,000 if he stayed in his boat and lived. And I wanted to see if that dude was actually going to pay up ah because Aiden Ross losing losing $100,000 would be pretty dope. And then this news article says that Aiden Ross pulled the deal because that dude is a convicted pedophile. Yeah, fuck that guy.
01:10:58
Speaker
So, uh, oops. That's what you get, motherfucker. Don't be a pedophile, you'll get a hundred grand.
01:11:13
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Oh boy.
01:11:19
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I don't even know who this guy is. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, to be completely honest with you. Is that a Dan thing? Yeah. You'll go down a rabbit hole. We're too late in the game to start it now. But basically, there's just been this gnarly, homeless dude who lives in, well, gnarly. Yeah, I guess you're homeless if you live in a boat. It's gnarly dude who's been living in a boat in Tampa Bay.
01:11:44
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uh and everyone was like lieutenant dan he's just like one of those you know one of those like homeless people like mr butch that's just like all of the celebrities out sees yeah So he was that of like whatever neighborhood in Tampa, his boat is docked. And, uh, and everyone was like, everyone was like, Lieutenant Dan, you got to get out of here. It's going to be bad. And he was like, I'm living in my boat. And they were like, we're, we bought you a hotel room, go stay in the hotel room. And he was like, no, I'm going to ride this out in my boat. And then the police came and forced him into a shelter and he escaped to the shelter and went back to his boat. And everyone was like, Lieutenant Dan's going to die.
01:12:21
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And, uh, he didn't die. maybe but this This has been a thing for the last thing in disguise. A couple of days. It's been a big, big Lieutenant Dan trending.
01:12:34
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toss I don't look at Twitter. I had to delete my Twitter. I just kept getting shown. Yeah. Somehow got away from dying, but it's, it's taken a lot of effort in who I follow and who I mute.
01:12:49
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because it really funnels you towards just like nonsense, no matter not not necessarily dying. That did kind of disappear from my feed. But I'm like, i just wouldn't want I would just like to talk about like the TV shows I'm watching and like local, just like funny local things and like that kind of shit. And and I'll mostly get that and then every now and then I'll get somebody who's like,
01:13:16
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FEMA is taking over Chimney Rock and we are shooting all the FEMA. Like, where did this come from? Why am I being served this? Listen, I didn't even follow anybody, so it would just be like whatever the, you know, general timeline is. Yeah, whatever somebody. I mean, it would be ads for right wing politicians. Oh, yeah. People dying and only fan models. and I was like, this isn't even like interesting.
01:13:48
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Yup. She will be like, you think you're a man for this fucking.
01:13:58
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This fucking politician with one eye who was in in Afghanistan and got i blown out. Faggot Dan Crenshaw. Yeah, I give a shit about this guy. So what, dude? Oh, you should you get a hat because you're in Afghanistan. Yeah, dude.
01:14:22
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I almost got my eye poked out the other night because I wasn't using a flashlight and I walked into a tree. Do I get a cool head? Listen, I've maybe done this rant before, but if you're a veteran going to war with your job.
01:14:36
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Why do you get special treatment for doing your job? You agree. You knew what you were doing. You got paid for it. They even could do all kinds of crazy. You get some some sick benefits, sick benefits, really nice benefits. And I'm not saying you don't deserve them. Give you more benefits. But ultimately, at the end of the day, you were doing your job. ah And why is that doesn't and OK.
01:15:03
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Why does that make you special? you You did your job and you got a workplace injury and that makes you special. Like, should I be fucking saluting the fucking guy who cut his hand off at work? Like, no. No, but you get some sick benefits to get some sick benefits and that's fine. But you're not fucking special. Hey, I'm with you.
01:15:31
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veterans. You're, you're on notice. You're cool. But like, come on, get over yourselves.
01:15:40
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I mean, it would be dank to go hang out. Like if it wasn't a war time, you just got like hang out with your boys for, I don't know, five years, four years, whatever the minimum amount is that you have to be in. And then you get to go to college for free. Like that's pretty cool. Yeah.
01:16:03
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Well, that's a, that's a great episode, guys. We did it. Shout out to everybody in Florida united. Keep that out. Shut up there. Patrick C. Shout out Patrick C. Shout out Fanny did them. Shout out. Hey, Joe. Shout out the boys. Shout out. Roman J is real Esquire.
01:16:29
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My boy.
01:16:33
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All right. That's it. Bye.