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Introduction to 'Dudes R Us' and Initial Banter
00:00:02
Speaker
Welcome to Dudes R Us.
00:00:39
Speaker
Now, let's start the show.
Culinary Misadventures and Successes
00:00:44
Speaker
Oh, shit, dude. That's so fucking good. I'm just waiting for Jeff to comment on that picture. Oh, that's just that's just what brings him back. You know, this horny alarm is going off somewhere. You can fucking smell it.
00:01:10
Speaker
Dude, he's definitely fucking out just fucking motocrossing or something. Oh, at this point, yeah. Just living life. I mean, you know, like for what he's been through, any doctor is going to write a note that's like, oh yeah, we need to extend his, uh, his, uh, medical leave another six months. Yeah.
00:01:33
Speaker
Yeah, overall patience is acting very strange. Cell phone is is broken. He kept asking to use mine. And Paul, what happened to your pork shoulder that you made the other day? Oh, good question.
00:01:57
Speaker
Uh, it was a chuck roast and it just came out wick and salty. It was terrible. What do you think? I was making chicken and cheese quesadillas the other day. And I was like, man, I couldn't imagine if there's no chicken in these things. It was very disappointing. For many hours too, because it was smoked. I know. That's what I was thinking. That sucks. Just had to sit there and smell it all day.
00:02:29
Speaker
My friend was over too and I was like, Oh man, you want to stay for dinner? I'm making this like Chuck roast. And I made it another time when he was over and he was like, damn, that sounds good, but I think I'm just going to get some McDonald's tonight.
00:02:41
Speaker
Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. What a bro. And then, uh, what was this? Jerry, my friend, Nick, I sent them a text and I was like, yeah, good choice. Or else you would have just been eating a cheese quesadilla cheese quesadilla. It was fucked. It was terrible, dude. Oh man. It was like, no, it didn't pull at all. It was stupidly tough on one part, just
00:03:11
Speaker
Fucking crazy. Salty. Did you accidentally buy like an already like a corned beef already brined corned beef? Oh, maybe, maybe it grossed. Chuck Liddell. What'd you put on it? That was too salty. Must just been the rub. Shit pause.
00:03:40
Speaker
Then it also like braces and beef broth. And I used bullion to make the beef broth. So I'm wondering if that's where I got to. It's salty as fuck bro. Like, like saltier than salt.
00:04:06
Speaker
Yeah. So needless to say, it was pretty shitty. The good thing is we had just gone and had ice cream. So, okay. I like that. All right. You know that ice cream place in town tight. What'd you get for ice cream? How much Sunday? Yeah, that's what I get too. That's such a pro move. It's so fucking good.
00:04:32
Speaker
It was real good. Let me get a hot fudge sundae. Still little, still hot. Fucking clumps up nice. It's fucking good. It was perfect too because I had been having a couple of cocktails, smoked a little weed, Shannon drove me over. You'll never believe the chuck roast I have in back there guys. Is leaning up at the ice cream window.
00:05:00
Speaker
Let me tell you. Oh, fuck. I've been smoking for 10 hours. All you ice cream people should come over to my house. Oh, fuck.
Exploring Local Cuisine and Culinary Tips
00:05:21
Speaker
Oh, shit, dude. Oh, man. I feel for you, man. That's a bummer.
00:05:31
Speaker
So good. Just added a fucking very disappointing cheese quesadilla. Yeah, it went for the pizza that solves everything just or I'll fucking order a pizza dude. Fucking order in a pizza fuck this. Everybody in the house usually is like hell yeah. To what I wanted anyway. Yeah, I wanted I was feeling pizza anyway.
00:05:57
Speaker
My new pizza place in town, I was thinking of this last night, how much of victory it is, has like the best wings ever. Good wings? Yeah. Oh yeah, crispy. Boneless or bone in? Regular dude, come on now. Just question. Fucking some pizza places have just like completely junk wings. Yeah, usually they do. They're just like whatever you get from
00:06:27
Speaker
like Cintar, not Cintas. Yeah, that's what I mean. Ecolab, whatever Ecolab drops off. Yeah, dude, this one, they fucking it's crispy as shit. And then they on the buffalo wings, they throw in red pepper flakes on top of them, too. You know, the secret is that shit. Oh, so good. Secret to crispy fucking wings. And you fry them like like 75% of the way.
00:06:58
Speaker
You take them out of the oil, you let them dry, and then you fucking fry them the other 25%. Maybe that's what they do. Then you get the fucking crispiest wings. Because it's like a bunch of 17 year olds that work back there. And I'm like, how the fuck are these guys putting together these type of wings? Doesn't make sense. It's actually one of those. Wait, you did? No, that was
00:07:27
Speaker
Yeah, he probably knows. He said he would be downstairs rolling up blunts in the cooler. And then he would go up and make a couple pizzas. Could only imagine what would be like walking into a place that he was running when he was fucking 17.
00:07:43
Speaker
Yeah, you have to look over the other side of the counter. It's actually like a system of like two mirrors so that you can be looking at him in the eye. The spoon taped on another spoon on the register.
00:08:08
Speaker
Yes, I was thinking how what a blessing of that is. I'm like, man, I could just come here for the wings. Fucking rocks could rip off 12 easily. Oh, man. Pizza could done pizza every fucking night if I wanted to. How far is the pizza place? It's like 18 minutes away. It's not bad at all. Just drive down one road and take a right. Yeah, it's not bad.
Spicy Challenges and Grocery Store Pizza Evolution
00:08:37
Speaker
God, it's fucking, those wings are so fire. I need to get another flavor and try them out too. It was like that. Oh yeah, that was the KCD and I had that fucked up ramen. That was fucked dude. It's hot. That shit's so hot. I was sweating so much. Like I said, it's like, it's on the like edible side of hot, but it's like almost too hot.
00:09:05
Speaker
The noodles are quality. I'm like, well, maybe, maybe if I just put less of the fucking jail stuff in there next time, I don't know if that's my spicy stuff. That is. Uh, but then, yeah, the two X. I fucking don't really fuck with the two X and I've had the three. I've had a bite of the three X and just been like, nope, that, that sucks. That's not food. What do you find? You have to order that shit. The two X I just have at Wegmans.
00:09:34
Speaker
The 3x we had to get on Amazon. I didn't know Wegmans was a culture. Massachusetts is a culture vulture of Wegmans. I didn't know it was from Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we don't have any. We didn't get grocery chains that are that cool. Like Market Baskets, it's a thing, but it's not a Wegmans, you know? No, yeah. Market Baskets is just a fucking. Just a solid trap.
00:10:05
Speaker
They just, I mean, I think the pizza is decent at market basket. So do you have better pizza than like whole foods pizza fucking sucks. Wegmans pizza was good until like 2000 or until like 2021. And then they changed the crust or like dough recipe and it sucks now. Uh, it's pretty made. They don't even season that pizza. Yeah. It's fucking trash. They do. They, they use the nice pepperonis at like cup. That's the one. Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:35
Speaker
Uh, everything else about it's trash. So it was Papa John's though. But before I left Florida, I was hitting up Papa John's. I was like, damn, they make a decent pizza. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Cupping pepperoni. That shit was so good. Got to just go to big Y big Y as good pizza. I was going to try a Pizza Hut down here, but I'm like, nah, this other place is home town. It's too good. Yeah. I love Pizza Hut.
00:11:04
Speaker
Pizza. It's like nostalgic. It's like a Chuck E. Cheese pizza, I guess, where you'd be like, Oh, I know what this is, but it's not good.
Nostalgia for Old-School Pizza Hut
00:11:12
Speaker
Would you rank Papa John's over Pizza Hut? I would for sure. Yeah, I definitely would. What do you think about a little Caesar's pie? Oh shit. I've never been to a little Caesar's. It's like on par with Papa John's in my mind. Yeah. Yeah.
00:11:32
Speaker
Probably on a similar level. I'd get it before Domino's or Pizza Hut for sure. Now Domino's I wouldn't say is that bad. Domino's is above Pizza Hut. Yes. I agree with you on that. But you'd get a Papa John's before Domino's, right? Yes. Yeah. Now, now knowing the power of Papa John's. Yes. You guys are crazy.
00:12:01
Speaker
I would go Pizza Hut any day of the week. Versus what? Any of those chain pizzerias, dude. Pizza Hut wasn't even trying to be good pizza. They were, it was a front for the mob for it's like first 20 years of business. And then they got busted and they were like, well, I guess we can still do pizza. Have you ever been to one when they still had like the salad bar and all that shit? That was like peak, that was peak mob owned Pizza Hut. Yeah, that's why it's good. Now.
00:12:31
Speaker
We used to go all the time. There was one in my town where I grew up. Yeah, there was one in, uh, there was one across from the Natick mall. It was like, it was back when like Pizza Hut had the like stained glass lamps over the tables and stuff. It was like, it was like going out. It was like, it would be like family dinner, go out night and you'd go to Pizza Hut. And it was like a sit down restaurant. Wild. It might be a little too young to remember that.
00:12:55
Speaker
They had the pizza buffet, but you could also get like a cherry pie pizza. I remember I went to my one year high school basketball. They went there one time. I was like, this place sucks. I liked it so much when I was a kid, I would refuse like the town that I grew up in had all sorts of New York pizzerias. Canada Harry.
00:13:21
Speaker
Yep. Not all sorts, but there's like two New York pizzerias, regular pizzeria. And I would refuse to eat it. So my folks would get me a pizza from Pizza Hut when we had pizza night. And I was the only one who ate it. So I got my own personal pizza. Shit. That's wild. I had Papa John's at an airport. Actually wasn't bad. Recently wasn't bad.
00:13:49
Speaker
airport. Papa John's isn't even real Papa John's. No, it's like movie theater, personal pizza, little tiny pizza. Where did I get one of the, it wasn't Papa John's. It was a fuck. What was it? It doesn't matter. It was a chain pizza, but it wasn't. Maybe it was pizza hut. Uh, yeah. I remember that. I wouldn't fuck with a Sbarro. It was pizza at the Miami airport. Yeah. That's right.
00:14:17
Speaker
but they do the thing where you get to like watch your pizza go through a little oven, you know, you want to need Sbarro's. So the food court, the dining hall at mass art had a Sbarro in it. And I ate so much Sbarro in college because it was just like you, it was Sbarro.
00:14:40
Speaker
It was the thing that they would make sandwiches for you that were like worse than a sandwich you could make yourself. Okay. Uh, it was, uh, so it was to borrow that. Then there was a salad bar and then there was the guy that made a stir fried noodles and it was just like, Oh yeah, stir fried noodles was good, but always gave you fucking wet shits.
00:15:05
Speaker
Was it the same guy who did it at his manual? What was his name? Wilfredo? Probably. They were all Chartwells. Um, and there was literally a rumor that Chartwells put like diuretics or not, uh, you know, put like laxatives in their food because it was so bad for you. Um, so Sabara was sometimes the only like food you could get. And I ate so many fucking, I mean,
00:15:32
Speaker
at least two slices of Sbarro a day every year through college. Well, I think it's just kind of been, it wasn't good then. And now I'm like, I realize how bad it was. They probably just left it at room temperature all day. That's why. Oh, for sure. You got like, uh, like, like the cheese just formed like a single sheet. Yes. Was this even possible? Did, did, uh, Emmanuel have a Sbarro too?
00:16:04
Speaker
No, we just had a regular, um, dining hall. The weird thing about the Sbarro at the mass art dining hall was you could get like a lamb Euro there. Oh God. You get, I need it. You could get Sbarro pizza, cheese or pepperoni or a veg, like pepper and onion. You could get pastas. They had like a ZD and a
00:16:30
Speaker
Spaghetti with red sauce or white sauce. You could get that weird salad that every Sbarro has. It's like onions and tomatoes. And then you could get a lamb euro. Which like no Sbarro actually had like no other Sbarro has that as a menu item, but this one did. Yeah.
00:17:01
Speaker
You know?
Facebook Reactions to Migrant Housing
00:17:02
Speaker
So Papa John's Domino's Pizza Big Three. Yeah. Papa John's even had lemon pepper wings. Yeah, lemon pepper is nice. That shit was all right. Or they have lemon and they have like lemon pepper buffalo ones. That will send your fucking mouth for a spin, dude.
00:17:37
Speaker
That's right. I just opened up the text again and saw that bitch. Yeah, I saw that too.
00:17:54
Speaker
I just, I was just hilarious what you're saying. The family member doesn't know that they could, their Facebook comments, there's nice thumbs up on that. Dude, not even nice thumbs up. It would be like showing her ass. It would legit be like, I want to, I want to fuck your pussy right now. Carpriest is on this. Like he can see that.
00:18:22
Speaker
profile pictures is Wow had to block him on Facebook because she was so upset by it. Oh my god
00:18:37
Speaker
Jared that segues perfectly into, uh, your California trip and review of California, the state of America in America.
California Wedding Weekend and Travel Experiences
00:18:47
Speaker
Oh yeah. All right. So I went to California, uh, last week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I was there for a wedding. Uh, flew into world famous Los Angeles international airport. Uh, and I was staying in Pasadena and the wedding was in Pasadena.
00:19:08
Speaker
And that's California for you. Let's see. What can you say about Cali? So the last time I had been there was in December of 2019. I was there for a work thing. And I remember the Uber pickup at the airport was kind of nice because it was new.
00:19:35
Speaker
And like it sucked that you had to take a little bus to like where you have to go to get an Uber. But then when you got there, it was like a cool system where you just requested an Uber and it would be like, and it would just put a number on your screen and it would be like, show this number to any driver and that'll match you with them. So you didn't have to wait.
00:19:58
Speaker
And I was like, well, you know, LAX sucks and this little tram sucks, but at least they have like Uber figured out. And then I got there this time and it's they fucking like nerfed it. It sucks now.
00:20:12
Speaker
One, it was new then, so all the paint was fresh, and I was like, ooh, everyone says LA is a dump, but this is nice. It has not been touched since 2019. It's like all the paint is washed off, and they don't even have awnings anymore. They have whatever one step up from an easy up is. They just have circus tents that are being held down by cinder blocks that are what like, that's your sun or rain shelter.
00:20:40
Speaker
Um, and you just request an uber like normal and they don't even have like Like even boston has like spaces numbered so it can be like your driver is in spot Like 23 and then you know where to go. This is just like uh, you might be here. You might be like across the parking lot Uh, so that was that was the start of la And then la or not la uh, yeah la and then la x to pasadena is like an hour drive which
00:21:09
Speaker
uh, how big LA is always, I always forget. So I just got to drive through that and it was, you know, it's a, it's a city that's like crested, you know, it's over its peak. It's, it's on a downswing. I feel, um, Pasadena is nice but boring. It's like,
00:21:31
Speaker
weird to be in a part of LA. Well, I don't think Pasadena is technically LA. I think it's maybe its own city, but it's weird to be somewhere where you're that close to LA. That's also like we close at six, everything.
00:21:44
Speaker
Uh, I tried to get tickets to everybody's in LA or, or the Hollywood bowl. Um, but I didn't, I tried to manifest it, but I failed because I burnt out all my manifesting on getting to the airport in time.
00:22:07
Speaker
Yeah, oh, yeah, I forgot to mention Yeah, so I so I should I mean on a normal if there was no traffic I could get to the airport in like 25 minutes, but I was leaving for the airport at 9 on a Thursday so like not ideal traffic and I just wasn't thinking about it So I left when I sh I left when it would I could have got to the airport an hour before my flight if it took 20
00:22:35
Speaker
Five minutes, but it ended up taking 75 minutes So I got to the airport like eight minutes before the flight took off which was which was pretty tight Um, but I was like in the tunnel in the ted williams tunnel like screaming Legitimately screaming My flight yeah, I was like fuck Were you actually screaming?
00:23:00
Speaker
I was screaming like I'll make this fucking flight. Yeah. Okay. That's positive. At least you were saying something positive. Yeah. It was manifesting, dude. That's what they, that's what they told me you have to do. Um, so I was cool. Pasadena is okay.
00:23:16
Speaker
I hung out with my friend. His name's The Shibs. What? His name's The Shibs. OK. We went to a we went to a Thai place in, I want to say, Echo Park called Sticky Rice. Yeah, nice. I recommend it. It's got a. It's got these dope wings, real crispy like. I don't know.
00:23:46
Speaker
like sweet soy kind of wings. We got those crazy, crazy wings, crazy wings, real good stuff. And then I got a Penang curry with a tofu was good. It was a good curry, hot curry with like very coconut forward. Good stuff. Then, uh, so that was cool. Got to see him. We went to high school together.
00:24:13
Speaker
Good to catch up with old homies. Now he's doing good. He's doing great. Yeah. He's a, he works in the video game industry. I'll leave it at that. Um, want to docs him on here. I think I've, I think that's enough information that he, it lives in California is named what I said. You could figure out. Um, so that's cool.
00:24:40
Speaker
What? What was his name? Vibes. The vibes. Manoshevitz. Manoshevitz. So that's tights. Oh, when I went to the, so there's apparently two or maybe three sticky rices in LA.
00:24:58
Speaker
Uh, I went to the wrong one at first. I went to downtown LA sticky rice and I was like, this doesn't seem like, uh, echo park Jared. Where are you? My friend? Yeah. He is Lebanese. Um,
00:25:17
Speaker
Uh, yeah, that was cool. And then, uh, what's that? So he's from Norwood, huh? Not wrong. Um, right. It was captured in a boat. Yep. Then fucking Friday, I went to the Huntington, which is like a botanical garden and museum and library in Pasadena. That's tight. Very cool. Very cool.
00:25:46
Speaker
Uh, I recommend it if you're ever there if you like plants if you like stuff It's a good time. It's like 120 acres. They got a bunch of different like They got like a jungle and a desert and a damn Rose garden and a bunch of other shit pom to have every every single species of palm tree that can survive in California
00:26:11
Speaker
It's like 127 different species of palm tree. Now we're talking. Yeah. So all that stuff was tight. And I went to this bar called. Idol. Idol, our idol, our it was like inside of a giant barrel. And that was pretty cool, but then they were doing like a burlesque night.
00:26:38
Speaker
Okay. Which if you are unfamiliar, burlesque is like strippers that don't take their clothes off all the way. So it's like, yeah, it's like strippers that just like kind of, what is this? So, and this was like, uh, 12 of us, like a bunch of, like a bunch of, you know, back home homies that were there for the wedding. And, uh, we were there just to chill and then like the burlesque started and they were being like,
00:27:07
Speaker
super lame, they were like, rules of burlesque night, like you pay attention to us. Rule number two, we can touch you, but you can't touch us. Rule number three, like when the music's on, no talking, like a bunch of shit where you're just like, this isn't fun anymore. So we all left, like half the bar just got up and left, like one song after it started.
00:27:33
Speaker
Um, so not shouts out idle hours burlesque night. You should stop doing that. It, it sucks. It actually just legitimately sucks. Any black eyed peace songs. They probably, I mean, they're definitely the tone of the night.
00:27:52
Speaker
It could have gone that way. We just didn't stay around long enough. There was like one dancer who was who was like a rock and roll theme. She wore like black leather with like a with like a motorcycle hat. And she was like for some sugar. Oh, maybe like not. Oh, that was her gimmick. No. Then there was like a you know, like a blonde one who was like the rich brat and she she did like
00:28:21
Speaker
You know, like she would have probably been the one to do Black Eyed Peas. She would have. Yeah, I didn't. We didn't stay long enough to see her dance, but she was the one who had like like a robe with like fur sleeves. And she was just like, I'm I got big sunglasses. I'm a rich bitch. So she probably would have done like Fergie stuff. She would have been way into Fergie, I think she might have been Fergie. OK. And then then there was one who was like an Asian like
00:28:49
Speaker
caricature like she was asian but her name was like miso horny they're like this is offensive to me for you okay and i assume she did like i don't know we didn't stay for her either like horny asian stuff boo you just booed everybody
00:29:09
Speaker
Well, it sucked, too, because the way the barrel was set up was like we were seated on the outer edge. The dancing was in the middle and the bar was on the opposite end. And so you had to cross through where they were dancing to go to the bar. So we were like, all right, it's we can't all just stand up like so we went in like groups of two to close out our tabs and then we all left. So it was even more funny.
00:29:37
Speaker
Yeah, that was dope. Let's get in the wedding. Wedding was, wedding was great. Wedding was in Pasadena. I was, you know, friends from, I don't want to like take, I don't want to like, what do you call it? You know, these, these two friends that got married, I, you know, used to work with me at Urban Outfitters and I hired them.
00:30:02
Speaker
Okay. So in a way, I was kind of responsible for that whole day. Michael Scott of this whole thing. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, they didn't bring it up like during their vows or anything, but it's just like, uh, you know, just a fun, a fun fact about that wedding. Okay. Um, yeah, the, uh, there was a man of honor. So that was cool.
00:30:30
Speaker
It was actually like of the bridal party, like all groomsmen and then like four or four of the seven bridesmaids were dudes. OK. But yeah, it was like nice. It was I mean, it's California, so it was outdoor.
00:30:55
Speaker
Ceremony I like that. It was like a no-nonsense ceremony like they did like, you know like 20 minute in and out No, you didn't have to know readings. No like religious bullshit. It was like right to the point they did they They did a their vows
00:31:14
Speaker
Then they said, I do. And then they thanked everyone for being there. And then it was like then it was right to the reception, which I was like, hell yeah. Thank you, Jared. Yep. Well, they didn't thank me directly, but they implied they implied that they were like, we met it under, you know, unlikely circumstances at Urban Outfitters. And I was like, because of me. I did that. Yep.
00:31:40
Speaker
So it was cool. The features were great. The food, they had a bacon wrapped glizzy bar. Okay. That was pretty nice. They have just regular, regular hot dog. Bacon wrapped hot dogs and men of honor. Yep. Interesting. The music was all disco. Okay. That's pretty cool. That was fun. It's fun to dance to.
00:32:08
Speaker
Um, open bar. So can't go wrong. Uh, the actual food, like the entree food was really good. We got like a short rib. Oh yes. That's always a wedding classic. That's good. Can't go wrong. Short rib. And then there was like a chicken that I don't know, didn't look as good. And then there was some kind of vegetable option that also I didn't quite understand.
00:32:32
Speaker
never go chicken at a wedding. It's always wag. Yeah, it's always dry as fuck because they don't want to kill anybody. So they overcook it. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, it was a good time. And then we went back to the hotel Pasadena and I bought a bottle of red breast and drank me between me and the groom and one other person drank the entire bottle. And I was fucking garbage person for all of Sunday morning.
First Class Flying and LA Oddities
00:33:00
Speaker
Oh, I flew first. I flew first class home, which included unlimited cocktails. And I didn't drink the at all because I was like, I feel terrible. But I did have. For does a dessert count as a course for course meal. On a plane, which was pretty tight. Yeah, that looked great.
00:33:22
Speaker
Yeah, it was great. I mean, JetBlue's first class is really nice. You get like a whole pod with a door that you can close. Because they never do it. Yeah, it's like only cross country flights, only like to and from east to west coast flights. Yeah, they give you headphones, you get like a bag of like little treats, toiletries and stuff.
00:33:49
Speaker
some trinkets and all that. And then you got like a seat that lays flat. You could go to bed if you want. Did you go to bed? No, I fucking, I just, it reclines all the way. Like you can recline it real good. And that's all I did. It's bedtime for me. Bedtime. And they give you just a pillow and a blanket, like a whole thing. Nice, tough to needle. Um,
00:34:16
Speaker
Yeah. So that was California, California is pretty okay. I haven't been in a few years other than that. And it's like the weather's nice. You, that city could be, could be a total dump and it kind of is, but it's 75 to 80 degrees and sunny with no humidity and everyone's just in a good mood. So you can't really go wrong. No key. It's cold at night there.
00:34:42
Speaker
Kind of was cold at night, but everyone was wearing, like at night was wearing hoodies and stuff, but I was like, this is so much nicer than what I have at home. So I'm just gonna enjoy it. There's a thing, maybe it's happens everywhere, but I noticed it twice while I was there. And I'm not saying it's exclusive to like black dudes, but it was just only black dudes that I saw doing it. Like homeless or like, you know, not clearly,
00:35:13
Speaker
uh homed black dudes who would like throw a can as you were like walking by or walking near them would like throw a can at your feet and then try to start shit with you okay it happened twice and it's like the first time it happened we just thought it was like uh happened like west hollywood and we just thought it was like some crazy guy and that happened again
00:35:42
Speaker
in Pasadena, like literally the same setup where like the guy was like, you know, like standing on the edge of the sidewalk. And then as we walked by, he like threw a can at our feet. And then somebody would be like, what the fuck man? And then he'd, you know, get real aggressive. And we were like, this is like, what is this setup? This is like a thing they must do to tourists or something. That's an interesting setup. Did you look at that on Reddit? No, I didn't.
00:36:09
Speaker
I couldn't wait to look that up. Paul, you got up real quick. Yeah. If anyone's got any theories about like what this like can thing is, I thought maybe it was like, Oh, if you pick up the can and hand it to them, but then I was like, what would that do? Like, what would you, what would be the, you know, angle there? So I don't know. Yeah. I'd give like California like a B minus.
Public Reaction to Migrant Housing in Prisons
00:36:47
Speaker
You see, uh, totally unrelated, but you talking about homeless people made me think of it. Um, they're going to take the old prison in Norfolk and put all the people who have been living in Logan, et cetera, into it. No, you know, the one on route one a that's been defunct for a few years. Yeah, of course. Yeah. They're going to turn that into housing for all the migrants.
00:37:14
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And, uh, the comments on Facebook are fucking out of control. Yeah. I can imagine. I mean, on both sides, like the people who are like pro, you know, helping the migrants are probably like, you're putting them in a prison. And then the people who are very scared of the migrants are like, you don't know if they have guns. Sure. This person who has nothing just randomly has a gun that makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
00:37:43
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Yep. Been sleeping on a floor in an airport. Had this gun shoved up my asshole for six months. Yeah. Seems pretty crazy. Seems pretty crazy to be upset about. I mean, they're fucking putting them in a prison. I don't understand what else. I know. It's like, it's like literally the.
00:38:01
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place has 20 foot tall stone walls with fucking barbed wire on the top. Yeah. If it's, if you're worried about them, I mean, it's a slap in the face optics wise, but if you're worried about like their presence in the community, that's like the most secure way of keeping them out of the community. And like, what is the alternative? The alternative is that they're homeless and like, what are you going to do if you're homeless with your family? Like you're going to steal and shit, like, yeah,
00:38:31
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just to survive. So yeah, I agree with you. What kind of can were they throwing at you? Just like a soda can. Jesus. It was legitimately like the, it was like a weird, it was too, uh, you should have just got super aggressive. Well, that seemed like a bad idea. Hey, I say. Oh, I'm local.
00:39:01
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I'm one of those fucking LA jolos I ate. Yeah, I hitched my socks up. Jesus Christ. The whitest guy I work with today was wearing long fucking dicky shorts with boots and his white tube socks pulled all the way up to his knees and I was like, holy shit, dude.
00:39:19
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get you a low rider and teach you how to dance. You could fit right in in East LA. The Guatemalan kid that I work with was just laughing, just dying laughing. As soon as I pointed it out, he was like, yeah, I see. This is great.
Workplace and Social Media Humor
00:39:42
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you don't want to move there and move to East LA starting your life. Yeah, I kind of do, but, but I've noticed that every time I visit anywhere, like I was in, uh, Appalachia over the winter or for the week in the winter. And I was like, Oh, I could live here. I should move here. And literally this week I was like, Oh, California's really nice. I should move here. I think I just, I think he's in Florida, isn't he?
00:40:09
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No, he's in San Diego. Uh, no, California scumbag dude. Come on. No, that's right. No, he's in San Diego County. So I wasn't going to, I wasn't trying to go that far south. You could have linked up with him, help him get a job. I don't know that I could have helped him get a job.
00:40:27
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I think I would have been, I would have been in there. I would have been with him for 10 minutes and he would have complained about every possible thing. I would have been like, bro, you're on your own. You're, you're fucking on your own, dude. Oh, the fiberglass ruined my car and I'm just like really itchy. No one, no one told me I'd be working with fiberglass. So I've just been touching fiberglass all week. It's totally going to. Meanwhile, his, his job description was like fiberglass technician.
00:40:56
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Yeah, literally. It had to be. They gave him like protective special glasses. Yeah, bro. But the fiberglass keeps like getting in my eyes, bro. And I'm looking for these gloves, but I'm working with my recruiter. Just rich, which could you imagine? Also, there's got to be the worst job of all time. Well, it's got to be the worst job, but also like, okay, you're a recruiter. You got the guy, the job.
00:41:21
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And that's like your job, your like responsibility there is over. Like, okay, I linked you up with a job. Now you're like, you're employed. And that person's like, Hey man, I know that you got me the job, but like things aren't like going that well. Like keep getting fiberglass splinters. Can you like do something about that? You're like, no, man. Like this is, you are now responsible for your own life. It's no fair, dude. Not fair. No one told me.
00:41:51
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Well, I mean, if you're a recruiter, that guy's making you, even with low part-time jobs, he's making millions from just commissioning him a hundred jobs every year. I mean, that is true. Well, that's why he's spending tonight hitting LinkedIn hard. Dude, that was a post tonight. This guy's just drinking instant coffee by choice every single day. Well, I might just because he's pulling her boat.
00:42:18
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You can buy dude that guy that sees goblins buys real fucking coffee at least. The guy in the intro that said thinks he's seeing goblins and ghouls and stuff. That guy rules. That dude is so terrifying. I know it's a I know it's a bit, but I like the guy who talks about mole people and stuff.
00:42:46
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Yeah, that other guy is totally just not even making it a bit at all. No, that guy's. Yeah, yeah. I agree with you. Shit, dude, it was a Walmart interview that he was real nervous about. And he went to his Walmart interview with his Vans t shirt with the lizard on it. Yeah, this guy's crazy. He's unemployable. Then he went home to, you know, the money that he's complaining that he doesn't have. He bought that poi so he could make videos for us.
00:43:18
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Did unemployment, he, that guy just needs to be unemployed. Like that. They just need to make a business decision and be like, this guy can't be fucking working anywhere. It's, it's less of a burden to society. If we just pay, if we all is, if we all chip in, you know, a couple pennies and he makes like 57,000 a year and doesn't have to work.
00:43:46
Speaker
He gets to make his poi movies. Poi dancing. Poi. Whatever the hell that is. Gets to smoke mouth. Someone that gets that offended of not being on drugs is on drugs. Most definitely. The people who deny it the most are definitely the ones that are still doing it. Oh man, he was so upset.
00:44:15
Speaker
Live life jammed. It's not true, dude. I've been trying really hard to stay sober. It's been four years and for you to throw it in my face like this is just such so disrespectful. I probably just just delete the comment. You have you have that power. It's your it's your thread. Chill the fuck out, Essay. Or you could just not. You should have fucking met up with linked up with him, bro.
00:44:46
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So Pops is saying I want I kind of forgot he lived in California, but yeah, he was a little far. Yeah. Could you imagine hanging out with him? Be like, you want to you want to see my boy? Does he vape? Does he do a big vape guy? No, he has to. Right. He seems like he's he's does. Yeah. He seems like he knows some like cloud tricks.
00:45:15
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He's my favorite Instagram personality. I mean, yeah. He's dethroned a lot of people. Jeremy Fragrance? No, Jeremy Fragrance is actually my favorite. That dude is insane. That dude is also a co-cub. Yeah, that guy is a fucking, he's on 50 milligrams of Adderall every day. You can tell he's railed on drugs because he'll post videos where he's just pouring sweat, dancing.
00:45:43
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Good very good. I'm in Miami
00:45:47
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I'm just pouring, I'm just fucking hanging out in my hotel room in this white suit, pouring sweat. It smells like a pound of cologne. It smells like cologne and gasoline. Just getting people's colognes wrong. I'm getting so pissed. Dude, I think we're fucking, I think I'm almost over our other Instagram sensation of a shy, awkward guy.
00:46:15
Speaker
Guy's just fucking being healthy and being boring now. Yeah, we need him to start eating tea while my mom was a gunner. Just eat barbecue chicken pizza every fucking day, dude. And then who's our other boy? Chef Mike. Chef Mike. Mike is back in action. He heard our fucking critic critiques and now he's fucking killing it. Yeah.
00:46:43
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New song, new sunglasses. I love the sunglasses. I love he had a mic for like a day and then he just now he just shouts into an empty soda can that trickles into the phone. He's got one of those microphones that they used to use in the, in like the 1920s. Yeah. All those big paper tubes. It's just a fucking can and a string to the fucking phone every single time.
00:47:14
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He's another dude who definitely does drugs. Like, let's just be honest. Nah, he's straight and sober, dude. Chef Mike is definitely so. I don't even think he smokes weed. He loves fucking, he just loves like, he just gets into movies, you know what I mean? He's like, oh, I can't wait until this new fucking Avengers comes out.
00:47:41
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I don't believe that for a second. You want to be screaming. What's up? You fat fucks into the mic. If he wasn't ripped up all the time. He's trying something new, dude. He went there, he experimented. Now he's back in his zone. Not everything works. You wanted him to change a song. He changed the fucking song. All right. Maybe you should take some tips on him on how to roast a chuck roast.
00:48:11
Speaker
All his chef shit is just him opening up a can and pouring it in it's like Frito pie You don't you don't follow then dude, he's clearly whipping it up no, he's not chicken Caesar wrap Breakfast It's next level dude
00:48:34
Speaker
I want a compact bag. You got any chuck roast smoking tips from my buddy? Nah. He's going to be like, I don't even know what that is. He's going to just stick it on a fucking saute pan for two hours.
00:49:05
Speaker
Well, hey, if anything, you can take some inspiration from Live Life Jam just out there beating the street, getting jobs. What's this new shirt you guys have of the Grateful Deadhead and the Ku Klux Klan member on it? That's just something I found online. I have no idea.
00:49:28
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For reference, it's a guy hanging. It's not just like a KKK t-shirt. The rope is very subtle. You got to really squint to see that rope. You got to really zoom in. I also just don't think I'd wear that as a t-shirt. Come on, dude.
00:49:55
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It's just not my thing. Just rocked that to work one day with some denim shorts. It's a lot. You really are committing when you do stuff like that. I told you guys, I used to have a t-shirt with the Columbine killers on it. It was funny when I was 14, but it kind of stopped being funny. Yeah, there you go. Exactly. Dylan Klebold. Yeah. All four of them. There's only two, dude.
00:50:25
Speaker
Is there only two? You tell me who were the other guys. There was a, there was some student eyewitnesses that said four. I'll look it up right now. I know. I know the official story says two. It's just two of them, dude. I agree. But there are, there were eyewitnesses, students who said there was four of them. We're like, where are the other ones?
00:50:56
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I'd say it'd probably be pretty easy in that situation to get confused as to how many people there was. Yeah. Hiding under a table and you just watch your friends had to get fucking blown off. There are some things I think have some, uh, that are coverups or whatever, but I don't think Columbine's one of them.
00:51:22
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I mean after there when they found out these guys were keeping a diary you're kind of like well yeah pause super gay even if you were in there you're like still gay doing exactly what we made fun of them for
00:51:49
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Yeah, fucking pen the paper angry writing and he's just breaking his ink into the second page. That's how fucking angry this kid was. Yeah. Oh God, write it in your diary, dude. It's not a diary, it's a manifesto.
00:52:15
Speaker
Fucking day in day out jock kids just being like what are you gonna do go home and fucking cry in your diary you pussy Yes, yeah, I'm about to die at least I don't have a diary to write about About to get shot in the fucking head who cares dude, I don't fucking write this shit down Boy We're never gonna get sponsors this You don't think
00:52:49
Speaker
Audible. Audible will kick us some dollars for some ad time.
00:52:56
Speaker
I mean, I'm pretty sure you can probably download like mine conf on audible. They don't care. That's so funny. He's even fucking wrote what they'll be wearing will be an all black duster's black army pants. Oh, my God. So we're going to be fucking so fucking fresh. They plan their outfits, buddy. They ain't going to remember it if they're going to be dead. It doesn't matter what you're wearing. You go in there and basketball shorts.
00:53:29
Speaker
Oh my God. All right. I'm convinced the ones that I really believe in nine 11. Do you believe like happened the way it happened? No, not at all. Okay.
Conspiracy Theories and Global Issues
00:53:46
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And I also believe that Osama bin Laden was never actually killed.
00:53:52
Speaker
Why would you just take his body and pitch it into the ocean? That makes no fucking sense. We definitely, we definitely killed him. And then we just like drove out into the middle of the ocean, pitched his body into it. It's crazy. It's like actually the funniest thing that that would ever be like just a military protocol where you'd be like, yeah, we're worried if we bring his body to American soil, that will.
00:54:15
Speaker
That will inspire more terrorist attacks. So we're just going to toss it overboard. We're just going to pitch it into the ocean. But Vegas was definitely Vegas. Vegas should be on your list. Vegas was 100 percent a botched CIA assassination attempt of Mohammed bin Salman. Is basically proven. Why you've gone deep on that one, huh? I'm just saying, dude, he was in Vegas that night.
00:54:43
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Was he at the Ariana Grande concert? He was at the trop. He was at Tropicana Hotel. Or it wasn't Ariana Grande. It was like a country concert. Country Fest or some shit. Yeah, they were trying to kill MBS and they failed and then to cover up because you basically can't start fucking war with Saudi Arabia if you failed.
00:55:07
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They just, the fucking CIA helicopters just shot down at the crowd of people to cover it up, to be like, Oh yeah, that's what was happening. We weren't trying to kill MBS. Isn't he the one who died like a dog? MBS? No, he's still alive. He was the one who cried. Soleimani? Soleimani, yeah. He cried. I mean, do you, do you know who owns the,
00:55:37
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35th through 39th floors of the Mandalay Bay Hotel. Wow. You have gone deep on this. Do you know though? What did you have to, what did you have to watch to find these things out? Loose change. Yeah. Loose change. 9-11. Sitegeist. Uh, a Saudi Prince named, uh, Prince Awalid bin Talal.
00:56:06
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co-owned the 35th, 36th, 37th, 38th, 39th floors of Mandalay with Bill Gates. That's true. You can Google that right now. You think that's why Bill Gates gave everybody COVID? I actually don't know how Bill Gates really relates to it, but. He was like, fuck, they're on to me. I'm just going to have to give everybody COVID.
00:56:33
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But then a month later, so so Vegas was October 1st, 2017, a month later, like November 3rd, 2017, Mohammed bin Salman. You can look Google this to the prince purge, basically like arrested 12 different Saudi princes, among whom was a wallied. So basically,
00:57:01
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Alwaleed and the CIA were conspiring to kill MBS who was in Vegas that night. They fucked it up. And to cover it up, they just shot a bunch of people, like 50 people, 58 people to be like, oh, no, that's not. It was a shooting. But then obviously like MBS isn't stupid and figured it out and like basically like purged the royal family of all the conspirators trying to kill him.
00:57:30
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That's what happened. I mean, I just read, it's a good point. At least in the Columbine, there was at least people that helped them get all the duffel bags in. That's right. They were like, their friends didn't know, maybe didn't know what was in them, but they definitely dragged them in there. Um, yeah, dude. COVID too. COVID's a good one. I believe COVID was real. I think that COVID shit will spin people out.
00:57:58
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I believe that COVID was real and that people got sick and they died and then it wasn't like a fake virus or something. I don't think that there's anything about the, um, uh, vaccines or any of that shit, but I do think that it's ridiculous that it's not racist to say that Chinese people just eat fucked up shit and that's where it came from. But it is racist to say that there was a Chinese lab that released a virus.
00:58:25
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That doesn't make any sense to me that it's less racist to say that Chinese people eat fucked up shit in web markets and they just, you know, release the virus that way than it is to be like, oh, there was a lab there experimenting and someone got sick and fucking left with it. And that's what happened.
00:58:48
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Can't tell me that it's ridiculous to be like, oh, yeah, man, there's like a bat that ate a pangolin and then, you know, then like Mr. Lee ate the pangolin. Yeah, I definitely think that the I mean, it was obviously like they didn't. Yeah, when people were first like, oh, it was like the virus escaped from a lab or something, everyone's like, that's fucked up. But I feel like they've
00:59:17
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That's another one that like since covid they've been like, yeah, there's like some weird shit about this virus. It doesn't seem like it's completely natural. Like it probably came from a lab. I mean, they had to have that's ludicrous to be like, oh, yeah, this is the only zoonotic disease for a very long time that just randomly jumped because Chinese people eat weird things.
00:59:49
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Oh, what? I mean, yeah, they they the whole wet market thing was. But worst lie of all time. Yeah, you're right. It could just be honest. It could just be like, Yeah, I don't know if I can make a mistake. Got a lot of people sick are bad. Still gonna keep doing fucked up shit. That's kind of what we do.
01:00:20
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Still going to keep experimenting. Then Bill Gates with Soleimani or whoever you just mentioned, they spread it on purpose. They put pangolins in every American city.
01:00:52
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Dan Bin Laden getting pitched over the side of the boat. Come on, man. Get out of here with that. Yeah, that one's just funny. I saw the picture. The picture was very scary. Nobody else needs to see it. So we just decided to pitch him over the side of a boat. He's in the Indian Ocean. Allegedly.
01:01:17
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I mean, he was one Navy SEAL who takes credit for it, but somehow is going to live, never get killed. He totally outed himself, said that he was the one who did it, said that his group was the group that did it. Named names, but somehow none of these people have been killed by fucking whatever. Whatever group, I mean, you think you'd be pretty fucking pissed if a group, if a guy came out and was like, yeah, I killed your boss.
01:01:46
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Your terrorist leader. Yeah, unless he was like a CIA asset all along. That's fair, he probably was. Selling guns to Russia. Could be. Could be. That's the other thing, bro, I've had to stop.
01:02:15
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Every now and then when I log on to my work computer, I get, they use, just almost fucked up.
Nuclear Threats and School Shooting Discussions
01:02:26
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They use Bing or Microsoft, right? Microsoft Edge. When you open up Edge, it just shows you like a ton of, just like a ton of news articles. Oh yeah.
01:02:41
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And for some reason, mine has pegged me as someone who's very concerned about Ukraine. So it's just constantly showing me news articles about how Putin is testing nukes and all this stuff. God damn it. Stop showing me this. This is also fake. Nobody's shooting a nuke off, everybody. You can stop worrying about that. Who's shooting a nuke off?
01:03:06
Speaker
Nobody. And if it happens, it's irrelevant because we're all gonna, we're all fucked anyway. So why would you even worry about that? Who the hell wants to live after that happens? You gotta watch Oppenheimer. You gotta watch Civil War. Realizing outward Einstein was alive recently. It was pretty fucking crazy to me. I was like, what the hell? This guy was fucking alive. If you liked Oppenheimer, you should read Operation Paperclip. You'd probably like that.
01:03:39
Speaker
I'll give it a fucking, okay. You won't buy Bayer aspirin anymore. Cause he realized all the fucked up shit they did in world war two. Oh yeah. They were Nazis. You certainly were. I mean, I just used the public's IV proof and I'm good to go. But, uh, you know, driving BMW is wearing Hugo boss. That's all still okay.
01:04:15
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Yeah, this column by stuff is fucked. They, uh, going deep in that now, huh? Now I'm just reading about how they didn't, weren't able to blow up propane tanks. Yeah, dude. The propane tank thing was every time I look at a propane tank, I'm like, that thing looks like it could blow up pretty easily. You just have to shoot it. Yeah. They, uh, it says they couldn't, they didn't wire it right. So it didn't go off.
01:04:47
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But their fucking plans are so shitty. And they're like, wake up 5am. Then like at 930 to 1030, it just says chill. What the fuck? Probably when those things didn't go off, they're like, oh, fuck.
01:05:18
Speaker
Yeah, it's pretty weak It's pretty weak that those guys sucked so much that they're gonna just take a little bullying Yeah, they're so soft dude, they were the first people to have the idea They didn't have any fucking uh plans to get out there like oh we'll just hijack a plane Yeah, what was was that actually their plan
01:05:44
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Yeah, yeah, they would just get shot in the fucking airport. I mean they were like 13, right? How old were they 17? Oh, yeah, that's right. High school. I mean, but really, how big of a fucking post-ADF to be that you can't be bullied a little bit. Everybody gets bullied. Come on now. Can't just take a little bullying.
01:06:10
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There's this Chris Morris character. That's what you're thinking, Jared. He knew about it. There's a picture of him. Oh, he's wearing a South Park shirt on that day. Wow. Holy shit. Oh my God, Jared. Is this what people look like when you were in high school?
01:06:40
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uh i'm not oh god i don't think i don't think he was in high school in 19 they wore fucking berets and shit that's crazy dude what you were in the fucking high school i was in high school in 2002 oh all right well sorry two years later
01:07:11
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But yeah, that is what people look like. Oh, he's wearing a South Park shirt. Yes, I think it's weird that we celebrate 420. Two guys in a fucking beret. They're just larping, military larping. They all worked at the same pizza place. That pizza place probably sucked.
01:07:37
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probably smelled real bad. It sucked so bad. They're like, whatever fucking this pizza sucks anyways. They weren't trying. There was no effort going into there. If the after life is real, imagine how pissed you'd be. Just like wake up. Oh my God. God damn it. I got killed by those fucking losers. I know.
01:07:57
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I envisioned getting eaten by a shark, not being shot by this guy. During one shift at the pizza place in 1998, Chris had to reprimand Dylan for bringing a pipe bomb into the kitchen. What the fuck? Dude, put that down. I gotta write you up. This had never happened before. No one thought that no one had ever had the idea of a school shooting before.
01:08:24
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yeah dude you can't just have a pipe bomb though this was like you used to be able to bring knives to school before this you could you could bring a all right this guy's the guy because then it says eric the other guy brought a co2 cartridge bomb into the restaurant to show this guy
01:08:42
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I mean, that's just like, that's what I mean. It's like your first recorded school shooting happened in July, 1764. Yeah, dude. That's also when you were in high school, Jared. Obviously this is a little bit different. Some native Americans just went in and fucked up all the teachers. Yeah, dude, that does not count. I mean, like student. Planned shot a bunch of kids thing. Columbine was the first one, truly.
01:09:12
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I don't believe you. I'm going to find one just to prove me wrong. 1840, 1853, 1856, 1858, 60, 64, 67, 67, 67, 71, 72, 73, 74, 74, 78, 79, 81, 81, 82, 82, 83, 83. You know that you're counting wrong. 87, 89. You're missing numbers between these. 93, 98. Those were all in the 1800s.
01:09:41
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Yeah, but what were what? That was like somebody bringing in like a blunderbuss and shooting one person and it was probably like a duel, like this was a different thing. You tell us, dude, you were there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, this Chris Morris guy is suspect. Here we go. 1903, a 17 year old student in Inman High School was fatally wounded by his teacher.
01:10:07
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All right. That one doesn't count. You're right. Let's see. I'm just saying, man, this was like a thing that had never happened before, bro. It happened every single year since 1850. Yeah. But this is like, you know, this is like those web, those groups that are like, there's there,
01:10:36
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year to date in 2024, there have been 800 mass shootings and their definition of a mass shooting is like a gun went off in Philadelphia. Yeah. Everybody's saying that was this third guy, Jared, you might be onto something. I'm saying, dude, he's just blended in. You think he just ran out and ran to his buddy's house though?
01:11:02
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It's what it seems like. I mean, they interviewed him and stuff, but he, he was clean allegedly. Or he was like, I don't know. He said he talked about bombs all the time. Makes sense if those kids were just bringing in bombs to show. Yo, check this one out. Bomb club. Back then, you could have had bomb club at school and everyone would have been like, that's at least they're not doing drugs. Dude, don't bring that to the pizza place. What the fuck?
01:11:36
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And then they went crazy and you like couldn't bring like a butter knife, like a plastic, like all the like plastic knives from the cafeteria went away. It was like no one was going to do a school shooting with a plastic knife, guys. Wow, there's three guys through all these people wearing all this crazy gosh shit. It's like anarchists, bomber jackets and army pants.
01:12:04
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Yeah, dude. Fuck. That was, that was like the school shooter style back then. Nobody had like, uh, Supreme yet. Here we go. Right here in 1976, 18 year old Neil Libin's kind of Charleston, California entered a Los Angeles computer school and open fire on his class. So 12 gauge shotgun killing 24 year old Fernando and wounding six others in an attempt to kill another student.
01:12:34
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Okay. He, that was one person who got shot and it was a computer school, six others who got killed and it was a computer school. So it probably wasn't even like, it was probably like adults. Nope. I don't know why you're working so hard to prove that Columbine wasn't a big deal. It was big deal, but it's been happening since 1840. I, you can't just say that that was the only school shooting ever.
01:13:03
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No, it was like the first like real school shooting. Those guys didn't come up with the idea. Yeah, they did. Those two fucking. People. You can say it. Those two dudes who who wear long trench coats didn't invent killing people, right? They invented that kind of like a mass school shooting with like pipe bombs and and killing like over 10 people at school. They were the first. They pioneered it.
01:13:38
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It looks like it's happened literally every single year since 1840. What, what like Wikipedia list are you looking on that if you click one of these, it'll be like, it'd be like an 18, 12 Hiram Bosch brought his let's lock pistol to chronological list of school shootings in the United States before 2000. Yeah. I think they're probably just counting any time a gun was fired in a school.
01:14:08
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That's that counts as a school shooting. Yeah, I think you can agree Columbine was like different though. You just don't want them to have this. You just want to take it away from them.
01:14:33
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I mean, maybe they got the idea from this person, 15 year old Sean Cooper on April 16th, 1999 in Idaho, took a 12 gauge shotgun to school and started firing, injuring one student and holding the school hostage for 20 minutes. Then they were just a little bit better. A lot better. Maybe just slightly better. He didn't even kill anyone. Man.
01:15:04
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Yeah, dude. I don't see how they didn't arrest this fucking guy. Chris Morris, dude. Yeah, he shouldn't have just gotten. Well, can you trust like some shithead town cop to do anything right? I mean, not the Vegas PD. That's for sure. Not the Metro PD, I should say.
01:15:26
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You're totally fucked. If anything ever happens at your house or anywhere, you can't, you can't assume that the police are actually going to, I wanted to give a re I wanted to give an update on Karen Reed, but I forgot to look up today's developments. Give us a two 30 second update. Look it up real quick. Well, we already talked about it last week, like the general, like what, what happened, but I don't, I don't actually know what's like happened this week so far in the trial. All right.
01:15:57
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I'll have an update next week. I'll save it for next week. Yeah. But just as a point of like townie police and how that goes. All right. Well, we'll come back next week with some hot, hot gossip on Karen Reed and some more conspiracy combine shit when I
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Keep diving into this Chris Morris guy. This guy's fucked up. All right. Let's say goodbye. Goodbye. Sayonara.
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