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Introduction and National Prayer Day
00:00:06
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Happy National Prayer Day. Stay prayed up. God bless you.
Daily Life Musings
00:00:14
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I'm like shaking, dude. I just left 7-11, man. And they didn't want to talk to me at first. go down bupp it or do you involved ending a die hit let the whi ball can't let the whipping ball game the women ball you fall a u k ball How you? Grown. what does grown mean? but so I'm an adult.
00:00:42
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Okay. It don't cause a da this dad to stare at a because I'ma steal my grand.
00:00:53
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It's 1.11 in the morning and I'm inside the mall. um It's crazy when you get a band of people together and you guys all hide in the public bathroom and then you just come in, you're inside the mall screwing around. What is your daily routine like? I get on the train, I pregame, and then when the sun goes down, the drinks go up. So it's inverse, sun goes down, the drinks go up?
Home and Humor with Ladybugs
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um Hey everybody, I'm covered with ladybugs. So all you girls out there, if you're not dating a country kid, come on now, we'll try all with you.
00:01:42
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We're in the dairy section at the down there. And it's just like back home. I can actually breathe in here.
Introducing 'Dudes R Us' and Funding Requests
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Hey, everybody. Welcome to Dudes R Us. We can't be stopped and we'll do anything for you. Please subscribe and join the Patreon so Jared does not die. All right, this is on. We're going to record. Oh, shit. We're live. what do you Are you ah you available tomorrow night? do Can we do the Patreon tomorrow night? Yeah, let's do that. For sure, right? Are you sure? You don't want to be up till like 11 30 on a
00:02:33
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on a work night. No, I can't. i I'm so tired, honestly.
Truck Selling Adventures
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but I'm not trying to, not trying to back out, but no, that's fine. Tomorrow's Wednesday night. Oh yeah. No, I should be fine. As long as I don't get arrested outside of the denim courthouse. yeah I was going to say why I'm so tired. I drove and then I've been hassling with fucking, uh, home braids, the, uh, Mexicanos on Facebook marketplace, trying to sell my truck. And then they've all kicked tires so far. We'll see if that changes tomorrow night. You're a Chevy. Yeah. These fucking, uh, why do you have to sell it? Cause I don't feel like, uh, transporting it up, uh, up north. And I don't know if I have to get an inspection on it. You don't think it could make the drive? No, I can. I don't think it'll pass an inspection.
00:03:36
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I like it. I know, dude. And it's been said, they've fucking tired me out, dude. That's like, I get a million messages and I've met. And so I met, uh, today I met Jose, a family of, uh, of Mexicanos, uh,
00:03:59
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a husband and wife and to like, uh, high school sons. They were buying it for one of the yeah sons. Yeah. They fucking thoroughly inspected it obviously. And it's so fucking hot and humid. It was just about to rain. I'm just, it was a running fucking for everybody listening. It's like a 1989 Chevy truck long bed. And it fucking is a hell of a, Rebuilt engine and exhaust on it. So it sounds like a dinosaur just sitting there and These motherfuckers just put me through the Put me through the brinks on getting my hopes up, you know Well, he doesn't bother them If kicking tires was real this is they were basically kicking the fucking tires all the whole time. Was it like the kid? that was been Yeah, the kid ended up being the one that backed out nice fucking motherfucker dude the
00:05:00
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They, uh, he was like, Oh, basically at the end, they're like, it's a great truck, but this is too, too big for me. I was like, God, damn it. What does that even mean? That's not even, it's not, it's an old truck. It's not even like the ones today that take up like two parking spaces. No, it's, I guess he thought it was a, it's a long bed and he wanted a short bed one. Cause it's, uh, too, too powerful. I was like, dude, does dad hit him?
00:05:31
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I was so fucking pissed. They had like two Maricones. They put me through the ringer, man, and I had my hopes up and then had another guy come by, another Mexicano pulled up in like a... I thought he was fully about it. He had like a 2500 HD GMC four-door truck with a trailer ready to go on it, and he pulled up solo to the function. He, uh, he was also just very, uh, he, you know, all these, he especially was super down on messenger going back and forth. And I'm like, bro, you better come buy it. That's basically what I told him was that you come in 20 minutes and you buy this shit. And, uh, he pulls up. I'm like, Oh, this guy's about it. You know, tight jeans, work shirt, and, uh, boots, the, you know, whatever special cowboy boots they wear.
00:06:25
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ah You could tell he was like a foreman of the crew that he works on and um He fucking pulled up and we were he was probably there for an hour. Let him drive it You know walked him through everything on it how you know how new the tires are how new the exhaust system is how new the fucking Headers are and whatever else a new alternator new battery all that shit And then at the end He's like, what's your lowest? I'm like, I told you what the lowest is before you came here. That's what, that's the lowest. And he's like, you take Zelle? I'm like, no, I don't fucking take Zelle. I take cash. Cash is king, my man. Then he like pops on the phone and comes back over. He's like, you take Zelle? I'm like, no, I don't take Zelle. He's like, uh,
00:07:17
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All right, what's your lowest? I'm like, dude, we just went through this. I just told you what the fucking lowest is. That's that's the lowest today, tomorrow, this morning, tomorrow night. That's the lowest brother cash, cash only. Then he starts asking me like 20 questions. He's like, oh, where are you staying? Why are you? I'm like, because I think he asked me, he's like, you stay. You you live here. And I'm like, no, I'm selling it. and He's like, where are you staying? I'm like down the street at like a hotel, dude. And he's like, so why? i I'm confused and I'm like, what does this have to do with any of the fucking deal of buying the truck, my man? He planted a GPS on me. He's going to steal it while you're sleeping. So I was like, how about this? You buy the house and you buy the truck. and yeah he he gave me yeah He gave me a pretty good smile on that. And once again, Zell, I'm like, no, Zell, dude.
00:08:14
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Why do they want Zelle so bad? I don't trust Zelle. I think that there's some, I feel like there's something bad with Zelle when people ask me if I take Zelle. So I don't trust I'm only good with Zelle. Like Zelle works like Venmo for like people who don't have Bank of America. But if you have Bank of America, it just goes straight into your, like it's owned by Bank of America. They'll go straight into your ah checking account. Yeah, but i I don't have Bank of America and I feel like if you don't, I feel like I could, I would be a little bit sketched out about it. Yeah. Cause I'm like, I feel like this could be pet, like you could pending it or you cancel it or what do you know what I mean? I'm like, dude, I don't have fucking, I'm not doing Zelle. I told him cash app or Venmo is like the most I'll take brother. Yeah. Weird. Also weird if he was, if he was okay with Zelle, but you were like, I'll take,
00:09:08
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Venmo, I mean my brother did not have vent didn't even know what Venmo was so And he was like, okay, guy how about I come back with cash. You want to meet at like, could you meet before work tomorrow at 6 AM? And I'm like, brother, hell no. I was like, how about 6 PM? There's a bank. I'm sure there's a, like, I'll stick around for, for another 20 minutes. You can go get, go to a bank. I know. Or you can go home to where you have like this cash probably stashed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:47
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But I'm like, bro, show up with fucking cash on you. I'm not playing these fucking games. These motherfuckers on Facebook Marketplace are just fucking kicking tires, dude, messaging
Neighborly Annoyances
00:10:00
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me for a week. So he he didn't have any issues with it other than he just wanted to like scam you somehow as well. Yeah. Because I was wondering if he was like, oh, man, like, like I understand trying to haggle a little bit because like, why wouldn't you? I'm already cutting the price when I tell them the lowest. No, I know, but also like, it's just how you do it. I wanted to point in my hand and go fucking cash bills, brother. Nothing else. I'm not doing this fucking Zell shit. If anybody can tell me.
00:10:37
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i I feel like because I've been on Facebook Marketplace many times trying to buy maybe an air conditioner or something random and there's always those scam profiles that are like clearly a scam and they always are like, oh, Zell, Zell. And I'm like, my man, Zell, no, that always sketches me out. And if this guy wants to come by and steal it, have at it. That would make my life easier. Cause then I just have to call insurance. That's actually true. Um, yeah, dude, the only ways I use, the only times I use Zell is like with, again, with like bank of America, you can put in the person's phone number and it'll tell you like in, on the bank of America website, doing a Zell transfer and it'll like, I'll put their phone number in and then their name will pop up. So I'm like, all right, word, this is like legit.
00:11:28
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um and then bank of america even gives you maybe that's it bank of america gives you 24 hours to cancel it yes exactly because i did because i uh i did that once by accident sending it to a photographer and like i just sent it to the right like a dot com instead of a dot and net email address and it went through and i was like fuck that was like 2500 dollars and then i called Bank of America and they're like, Oh yeah, you, you, there's like a temporary hold automatically. You can just cancel it. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not playing that shit. So yeah, you don't know that he transfers the money. You see like, Oh, transfer. He's off with the car and then he cancels it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I get that fucking kill that guy. And you, yeah. And you're just doing it like, you know, handshake style. So,
00:12:24
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Yeah. He's in Guadalajara by the time you you get to the cops. I'll tell you what, handshake style with cash is all I'm going to fucking take. Yeah. Fuck that. Fuck that guy too. I'll see if he messaged me back. Maybe I'll change my tone if he messaged me back by tomorrow.
00:12:47
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But nah, nah, nah dude, I'm not doing that shit.
00:12:55
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a
00:12:59
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Is it what is so that's the car you drove there? Huh? That's the car you drove to where your Oh, no, no, nevermind. It's by your old crib. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:14
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I'm not even being fucked up. Yes, guys from Mexico City. Make sense. But, I mean, he has all of his, these bunch of pictures of his kids and shit on here, so maybe, maybe I'm giving him a hard time. Yeah, dude, you're taking tamales out of his kid's mouth.
00:13:38
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I know, he was like, what do you want to come with me for to drive it? And I'm like, no, dude, I'll just take your truck if you fucking drive off with this thing. I'll gladly take your $80,000 fucking dually. He started laughing. I was like, bro, how do I will legit just fucking start? I'll just lay across that truck until until it's mine I'm fucking I'm done with these Facebook marketplace guys. So
00:14:10
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Uh, yeah, I've never sold anything. I've never bought or sold anything on Facebook marketplace. It seems like a lot. I know. Craigslist was, I mean, it's, it's pretty much Craigslist. I would say it's a, it's like Craigslist with, with a better chat feature. Uh, yeah. I mean, my friends who do that and like, I got a lot of friends who are into like thrifting stuff and shit. And then because I go, I hang out with them and they'll think I'm interested in certain things. Cause I have to be like, Oh yeah, I'm looking for like a t-shirt, like a vintage t-shirt. And then they'll send me Facebook marketplace listings that are one, like it'll be like for Dartmouth. So it'll be like, first of all, I have to drive two hours. And then second of all, it'll be like, yeah, like a $35 t-shirt. And I'm like, i don' there's nothing in my life where I would want to like meet this person in a Dartmouth Walmart parking lot.
00:15:10
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Like a lot. Yeah.
00:15:14
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ah We'll see. We'll see. Hopefully I can move it tomorrow. We'll, uh, we'll keep everybody updated on the Patreon episode. If I, if I end up pushing, pushing this thing off, that's true. Patreon episode, we might have a verdict by then. Or if I have to let my crazy neighbor push it off for me, hopefully we'll see.
00:15:37
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I pulled up and him and his wife were just outside in the driveway with four XO hoodies smoking a blunt. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. I like that, uh, your neighborhood started becoming a like lawn chairs in the driveway kind of neighborhood. I hate it so much. That's why I left every time. That's what I'd say to my wife. I'd come out, come inside a bit. Can I just walk into my fucking house without somebody like saying what's up? No. No. Mind your fucking business. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you're such like an approachable looking person too. Oh my God, dude. When I pulled up and they were outside, it was like, uh, it was like, if I was waiting for like a welcome home party, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. They want to know everything. I was like jumping a fucking car in my driveway and they won't stop talking. I'm like, I can't even hear you right now.
00:16:31
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You know what I mean? I have my back turned to them and I'm opening fucking car doors and closing them. And I'm like, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Okay. And you know, Mary Lou down the street, she's, uh, she's got a whole sink thing going on. So like, like, I don't even know who that is. It's not even like, it's like, yeah, bro. So like, you you know, your lawn, when I cut it this week, like, uh, I just wanted to show you this spot over here. I'm like, yeah. Okay. All right. Yep. Okay. i'll I'll Venmo you, dude. I Venmo you every time you mow it. Don't worry. I don't give a fuck if you're actually even mowing it or where. Yeah, I got to get a new weed eater because, you know, there's some roots over there. I'm going to get it next week and and we'll get that. I'm like, bro, I don't care as long. It looks good. ah You don't have to like do a fucking professional job on the city isn't isn't ticketing me.
00:17:26
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As long as it looks good for open houses or whatever I don't give a fuck my man He's hooking me up though, but I mean Jesus Christ, I don't want to be talked to when I'm just fucking trying No, he's just smoking a blunt so i mean you you are beauty before the afternoon You're giving him an excuse to like I have two hours away from his family. I got, babe, I got a, I got a, I got a little modal on the neighbor's lawn. This is going to take me at least six beers. Oh my God, dude. Six, actually six shots of a Bacardi, uh, whatever it is. A hundred proof is what I am. My man. You get so much more for the bottle. It's the same size bottle, but you get so much more. I'm like, Jesus Christ, you have a problem, dude.
00:18:20
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You have a bra, you're drinking 100 proof Bacardi, dude. I get it. Damn. Yeah. Those are the those are the days. either you're Imagine being still, you have a family and you're like 45 and you're doing that and you're rolling up blunts and smoking a vape. He's smoking a vape pen as he's in between passing the blunt back to his wife. Yeah. You can't even wait. That like ended when I was 19 maybe like 22 that a phase of the like Bacardi 101 or 151 I should say and like Yeah, dude good for him living the dream fucking crazy, bro He drinks probably 14 dr. Peppers every day
00:19:07
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Sometimes he throws them, he would throw them just on the lawn when he was finished with them. Yeah. Makes sense. Bacardi 151 in a Dr. Pepper. Two, two white owls smoking a vape penadistolip between white owl hits. Just right in the middle of the afternoon too with his kids out there. That was the worst part was living there and having, having the, act like I'm, I'm a part of that, but I'm not. Yeah, that fucking sucks. Like I can't, I can't be seen around this shit anymore, dude.
00:19:48
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That's fucking too much. I kinda, it's, it's pretty funny to me though. I mean, it's fine, but it's like, you've got, you've got a kid too, who's like approaching or not even approaching is like at an age of awareness where you're like, Oh, okay. It'd be like cool for my kid to be able to like play in the street and like, yeah you fucking weirdos are out here. Not having the neighbors drive by and you see you guys smoking blunts and getting fucked up outside with the kids. Yeah. Oh man, I'm like, I'm not, I'm just here by living quarters, please. Oh my God.
00:20:33
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Yep. Aye, aye, aye. What's your lowest, what's, what's lowest price? Shut the fuck up, dude. That's the lowest price. I told you what it is. Stop asking. What is that? Is that just language barrier or are you trying to, is that your your negotiation trick? Cause it is terrible. Yeah, dude. That's how, um, as a member, as a member of the tribe, I can tell you that's, that is how Hispanics negotiate. After, and i'm I'm pretty short, you know, if my wife asked me more than like two consecutive questions, I always ask, I'm like, what are you writing a fucking book? After this guy asked his fourth question, I was like, you know what? How about you buy the house and the truck? Because the you're on, you're on the last question here, my man. I've, I've told you everything. I don't need, I don't need to be asked what the fucking, the price is what I told you.
00:21:28
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Oh, that's my negotiations. You know, you just got to answer that question eight or nine more times. How funny is that? I wonder if he got into his truck and he was like, well, that didn't work out that well. No,
00:21:46
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no he's going to he's going to call using a message you tomorrow and then still ask you. We have can't wait. Have whatever. Yeah. Bring your cash. I have a wad of five grand and then be like, I wish it was five grand. Do you take Zell? yeah Oh my God. Do you take Zell, or he's not going to have enough. he only that's gonna That's actually, I guarantee you that's going to be the trick. Whatever you're selling it for, he's going to have like five to $700 less in cash. Oh, I can't wait to tell him to come back. Yeah. Okay. See you later. And and the tactic is going to be, do you want,
00:22:29
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You're either just going to take the cash because you just want to offload this and you don't care about the 500 bucks or whatever, or he's going to be like, oh, I could only get this much cash, but I can sell you the rest. Oh, I'm going to say go get in your your fucking truck, buddy. ah I can't wait. I can't wait for to tomorrow. This one's still going to be here. I'll fucking drive down again and sell it ah next week if I fucking have to.
00:22:59
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Oh, I'm in my fucking, my fucking truck at home, dude. I was fucking driving. It's a pretty new truck. Driving over the weekend. It's been such a shitty week. Driving over the weekend and my fucking battery light pops up. It's like, oh, system charging error. Oh, fuck me. And I'm like, I turn it on, turn it back off, and it doesn't come back on.
Truck Troubles in the Heat
00:23:28
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so We take the kid to the park, driving home, it comes back on, starts idling rough and starts like glitching out because it's all fucking... This is why I bought an old truck and now I have to sell it, unfortunately, because the new trucks, new trucks new cars, old computerized. I hate fucking the computers on this shit.
00:23:49
Speaker
It's definitely something wrong with the fucking computer or wiring or fuse shit and driving the three of us. And it's fucking a course. It's 98 degrees out this day. It's been a heat wave yeah ah scorching. It's 100 today up there and driving back and it starts. I'm like trying to go to the grocery store ah from the park. And I take like a turn. I'm like, oh, it's idling super rough. Then I take a turn and my steering wheel starts stiffening up. Oh my God. Power steering goes on good because it's like clearly not charging. So it's starting to shut fucking um things off like the power steering or the fucking idling, whatever. I don't know what the fuck that would be. Somebody fill it in with that that knows cars better than me.
00:24:47
Speaker
I'm like, I got to turn around. I'm in the grocery store parking lot, turn around, drive all the way home. And we're getting up the ramp, getting on of the freeway. And my yeah electric start powering off, like my my my dash just like powers off. I've never seen it before. AC powers off. Steering starts stiffening up. I'm like, Jesus, this could not be a worse feeling ever. start driving, I'm like, i we just gotta to make it 15 minutes. I'm just like white knuckling it, trying to fucking drive home and get there, finally get there, park it.
00:25:28
Speaker
We parked, popped the hood and I'm like, Oh, okay. I mean, it looks like the battery connection is corroded. Like maybe I could just pop it down to O'Reilly's and fucking like swap out the battery. yeah I fucking go out on my own this time. I'm like, Hey, here's like, you know, if I call you, you gotta to probably come pick me up. Cause my car, my truck died. I get down the road like 10 minutes by myself, fucking truck dies, middle of me driving, it just shuts off. Oh my God, dave there's no worse feeling in the world, I'll tell you that. It is no worse feeling than that. I fucking slam over the to the embankment on the side and just stiffens, I can't even like get it all the way over to the side of the road, I'm like halfway out.
00:26:22
Speaker
Great. This sucks. Fucking um get picked up. It's like I'm fucking it's 100 degrees out. Have to get this shit towed. I fucking tow it to the shop. It's Sunday. Everybody's fucking no nowhere's open on Sunday. I yeah respect it. ah Then I call them Monday and the guy's like, yeah, dude, like it's a great shop, but they're like, it's a small, small family shop. They're like, yeah, dude, like do we usually only do like bookings. I'm like, sorry, dude, this is the only place I could get it towed. It's like right down the road. He's like, no worries. about I was like, when do you think you could take it? When do you think you could like start working on it? He's like, probably like next Wednesday. God damn it. Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, man. ah So I'm in a fucking rental car, in a Nissan Kix or some shit. It's like a mini, a mini SUV.
00:27:23
Speaker
Oh, God, dude, I had to go to enterprise in town. It fucking sucked. Enterprise was a nightmare. I've been trying to call them all day to extend my rental by a day. I can't. They just keep putting me on hold. ah They're like, oh, I mean, they have like two cars there. So. Yeah, I blend in. ah You know, i'm I'm well respected by the yeah by the African-American culture. And this was an enterprise purely run by NBA young boys. So that why would you even think people would be answering the phone? Yeah, exactly.
00:27:59
Speaker
ah yeah They had the MCM wallet clipped onto their jeans tucked in to their business shirts. so they they we you know yeah I don't know what vibe I give off, but I was respected. It's just that they don't know it's me that's calling because I can't tell them like, yo, it's me. Please pick up. um And of course I'm sitting next to these two, you know, wonderful, lovely ladies um that, you know, maybe they could be like Pink Dolla or whatever these new female artists are. And they turn to me and they, ah one of them's like, what you been in a tanning bed? I'm like, ah nope, I'm just been outside and you know, I get i get pretty tan.
00:28:48
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I'm like, okay. Yep. I appreciate that.
00:28:56
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my god i don't What do I even say? I was just like, yeah, I've been, you know, I've been outside a lot. I don't know what to say to that, but you've been in a tanner bed. I'm like, how is that the first, you know, sitting next to you for like 10 minutes, you've been, you've been eyeing me up like, wow, this guy's super tan. He's not black, but he's super tan. He's not black. He's not Latino. What's the deal? I said to my wife, I was like, should I have been like, cause I told her when I got back into the car, I was like, should I have said, like, should I have explained myself more there? Should I have been like, Oh, I'm, you know, I'm Portuguese. So, you know, uh, I get that. I was just like, no, I've just been working outside. So.
00:29:44
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What do I say in that moment? Nothing. I just take, I just take the compliment. Yeah.
Reflections on Compliments and Car Issues
00:29:51
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I mean, yeah, I think I'd say if you were going to be like living in the South many years to come, I'd be like, all right, that's like a way that that's like a, that's like a thing you're going to deal with a lot more as people just talking to you immediately. Like your friends. Yes. Yes. And and for some reason it's always the, the black women that, that I, that I get, I get some, you know, they show me, they show me some love, you know, you got a nice beard, a good looking guy. I'm not surprised. You get a lot of attention from black ladies air max because I'm clean air max 90 fives. They are. These ones are very clean. I was like, yeah, hell yeah. Thanks ladies. Appreciate y'all. They, uh, I did not think that they, you know,
00:30:40
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They're not, not that they're scary, but you know, usually, you know, a little intimidating. I did. They, uh, I got called before them so and they were waiting longer than me. So I did feel bad at first, but I was like, all right, cool. We're on, we're at least cool. You know, they don't, they don't need a car. They were just there hanging out. They were, they were literally like the girlfriends of the dudes working there. Do you think it's like GameStop and they've been waiting eight days for the do Dodge Challenger to get in? They were not there or waiting for a car. there was There was something else going on, I guarantee.
00:31:18
Speaker
Of course they're in bright scrubs and air maxes. Yeah, of course. That's exactly what they're in. I didn't even have to, when I looked over, I was like, you know what? I could have guessed it. That's right. Oh my fucking God, dude. Hopefully I get in contact with these guys tomorrow. Yeah. If, yeah, I had that shit happen with my, uh, Toyota. And I think you're probably just supposed to learn this or maybe it's like common sense that I didn't have. Um, or, or something. Your dad tells you that I never learned about like why people go really slow over speed bumps. I always just thought people were like being gay. And I was like, well, what are you like? Well, you're worried about a bump.
00:32:11
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Like, come on. And so I'd just go over speed, speed bumps at, you know, normal speed. Yeah. Usually like, obviously not if I was going like 60 or something. Oh yeah. But, uh, the place I, the place I used to live that you were at back in, you know, a couple of years ago, that place, I lived on the third floor and they had two speed bumps on every level of the parking garage. And so I think if I think I did the math, I went over 14 speed bumps a day. um Like if I was going to or from the office and at one point similar shit started happening in my car where like the entertainment thing would go off or like if I was at a if I was at a stoplight where like
00:32:58
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you know, like, uh, the engine shuts off at stoplights with the newer cars where it would, the engine would shut off, but then it wouldn't, it wouldn't auto start. Like the car would just be, it would be like, Oh, well I shut the engine off. So you've got to like turn the key, put it in park, put it, turn the key again, put it like to start the car again, which is not what's supposed to happen. And I was kind of just putting up with that for like eight months. I was like, fuck it. It's a used car, whatever. And then like, the battery was dying or not charging. So it would be like, yeah, it was like a the boss lady's house once and like my car just like died in the driveway. And I was like, this is really weird. Another shit like that. So. So I go in and I'm like, yeah, I don't know what's happening. Like, or actually, no, then that then I got to finally got an error that was like. Some fucking sensor, some like thermal.
00:33:52
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something sensor error. And I was like, all right, this is the first time I've gotten a real engine light code thing that I can ask them about. So I go in and they're like, were you in an accident? I was like, no, like I got this car used to like a year and a half ago, but like there was nothing, there was no accidents in the report. And like, I haven't got an accident since. And I was like, they're like, The outside of the car is obviously fine. The inside, all of our guys think that this car must have been in an accident because like every single connection is loose. Like every wire in everything is loose. And there's like, that only happens when you're like in a bad accident. And I was like, yeah, man, that's crazy. I don't know what that would be. And I really at the time didn't know. I was like, that's so weird. And I actually kind of thought I was getting scammed. So I was like, what does that mean? Like fucking connections are loose. Yeah.
00:34:49
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And then I was like driving home, well, won $1,600 later. Jesus Christ, for them to reconnect shit? There was like one other thing. The thing that that threw the code, the like faulty thermal fucking sensor thing, yeah was a lot of money. And that was the one where I was like, what the fuck? And then they were like, yeah, and they were like, it's expensive because like, literally every connection we're checking is loose. So like we are going to have to go through the car and check every single connection, like electrical connection everywhere. And I was like, that fucking sucks. But anyway, do that. And then as I'm driving home, I'm, I think I was driving home and went over a speed bump and I was like, yeah, that is why I was like, I go over like 14 of these speed bumps at like 30 miles an hour every day. It's probably just like every incremental little like thing is like knocking the connection of fucking millimeter.
00:35:42
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I hope it's something like that. I mean, I have a truck. I was, you know, sometimes I just fucking drive a at sometimes probably every other time. Instead of opening my gate to get through the driveway. I just drive around my property on the absolutely do that. Yeah. I just drive through the fucking half of the field and just drive up to my driveway. I love just fucking, it shakes everything obviously. But you'd think like fucking RAV4 not made for off-roading so I can maybe get it a little bit, but yeah, you got a truck. like yeah The truck's like, oh, you drive did you drive on a rocky, yeah unpaved driveway? Well, that's your problem, dude. You can't do that in a truck. Yeah, I drive the shit out of that thing too. Motherfucker, dude, but I hope so because of course the guy calls me. He's like, yeah, he's like,
00:36:38
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This is your, he's like, you got, what truck do you have? I was like, I got the Ford F 150. He's like keys in the gas cap. I was like, yeah, I told you that. He's like, man, I just took, put the key in. It cranked on a dime started right up. I was like, motherfucker. Of course. Oh God. I was so pissed. But my guy, my my tow truck ride driver, dude, he's probably the same age, probably. maybe he was like earlier 20, maybe he was like 26 or seven, hopped out in the middle. ah Oh, I guess ah I live in the sticks a little bit, but I'm not that far from ah from other people that are further in the sticks. But um my dude hopped out in the freshest 990 new balances. My dude was fucking, I was like, holy shit, I did not expect this. I fucking hooked it up, dude. Thank God for that guy.
00:37:36
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shout out to him. He must have been the youngest brother of the towing companies ah family. Yeah, but dude, every time that they put the flatbed up on like that job rocks, dude. you youre You have a town like that where you're only doing like recovery and you don't have to like tow people for being like parked in the wrong area. That job fucking rocks, dude. I was like, hell yeah, dude. You just have that thing. You're just on call all the time. You're just fucking up. I got to go. ah got draw You work basically working from home. You do your tow truck driver. You just have that thing in your driveway. You get a call on the radio or you get a call on your cell phone. You're like, oh, I got to go fucking. I got to go pick this truck up or I got to go jump someone's battery.
00:38:20
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the buddy, of the buddy of mine in high school who like lived, lived with his divorce dad. And so naturally that was the house we all drank at. He did, he did that through high school. Well, through like the back half of high school for the local police department. He was like the, there was like a traffic stop, suspended license, tow the car and they'd call him, or I guess they'd call the tow company he worked for. And he was, yeah he was often on call for that. And like half the time it would be 2 a.m. We're fucking shit face at his house and he gets the call and he needs to go tow someone. he be He would leave. um He had like a great relationship with the local police for that. But ah yeah, he would drive like, you know.
00:39:12
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Pretty fucking drunk. Go to, yeah, you never expect to tell guy. No, I never expected to guy. And like, I can't even imagine must be hilarious when, I mean, I would assume if you're riding passenger, you can tell. Yeah. Oh yeah. So that must be pretty awesome. I mean, it was only in music. So I had a hundred really Jesus Christ. This guy's hammered. It was only ever, uh, the local, like in town. So it's not like out there where it's like, Oh, he might cover like 50 miles. It's like here. It's like, you're never really driving more than 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh God. That fucking sucked. Yep. It sucks so much. And you've got like multiple car. You've got layers of cars right now.
00:40:01
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Yeah, dude, you're telling me I'm trying to fucking sell this. so Your fucking home braids are giving me a hard fucking time. I'm going to put out like, uh, uh, APB for for all of them. Portugal versus Mexico right now. Yeah, that's right. Hard, hard negotiations right there. So it's negotiations where you just go, okay, then i'll I'll leave. Okay. I'll leave. Then no one gets anything or what they want.
00:40:30
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He goes home and he's like, I don't get it. I just had to ask him the same question six times in a row and then I was going to give in and he left after the third time. It was really weird. Never mind. How about that? Never mind. I'm not selling it anymore. I was on same question number three and he just freaked out. He's not, he wasn't even really white. Oh my God. It wasn't even, it wasn't even white boy behavior. I can't, I don't even know how to describe it. Fuck this guy, dude. My dude, her horror, horror, horror, Chiyo tomorrow better fucking buy this thing. baranio Yeah. Horacio better fucking buy this.
00:41:15
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That's Joe. Yeah. He'll come through. I'm going to, You got to text me immediately if he pulls the fucking zeal trick though. Oh, I'm going to be so pissed. He'll have the cash. He'll have the rest of the cash in the car. He's a homie. Stan is pictures. Him standing by a pool table. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:41:38
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ah I confirmed the price with them already. I told him. That's the lowest I'll go. this is ah This guy hasn't seen it yet, but lowest lowest they go. We'll see. We'll see what he comes up with. Yep.
00:41:59
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Oh, boy. We'll see. Oh, and then I was ah pulled out of a target. pulled out of A target. Yeah. Well, I was exiting the parking lot. I mean, first off target, you know, I'll say something that's probably like super basic and mid, but I mean, you know, as hard as the days I had, I walked into a target and and whatever that dopamine that they put through the HVAC system hit me really good in there. Cause that, that place always makes you feel good no matter what. Maybe it's
00:42:42
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I don't know what kind of LEDs or what kind of and serotonin they pumped through the fucking air, but God damn. That shit, that shit will get you not to kill yourself, even if you hate it that much. Uh, yeah. Target's just dope. I don't know, man. it may It's just, you know, so bright. Smells so good. Bright. Yeah. Everything's good. Does your target play music? Oh, of course, dude. I'll tell you my local Walmart blasts music. That's crazy. The target here never plays music and I don't understand why it's odd. I can't, I can't even hear myself in Walmart. He was blasting fucking music. Part of the plan.
00:43:32
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That's Walmart radio too. So it's always like, I want to shout out store three, four, eight every, but all my team leads all my, my GM, my manager. I love you. All right. Shout out three, four, eight. Hell yeah. Walmart radio. i like dude That's crazy. baby baby baby ben st back ba ba but but baby but boom but ba ba Classic Walmart jams. I'm, I'm, pulling out, I got my, you know, I had to get a pair of scissors because my, uh, I noticed some, uh, some of my, uh, my outlandish beard. I need to just get a few things that I missed. I'm like, Oh man, it's a little too long on some of those, some of those hairs. And I got to go into, uh, work physically tomorrow. So maybe I'll do it. Maybe I'll just skip it in because I fuck it, but I pull and there's a Burger King there and there's.
00:44:28
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a manager clearly because he's the only one wearing a business shirt. Then there's another guy who works at Burger King. Half of his you know as door of his car is open and he's sitting on the curb and the manager's just probably saving his life or something talking to him. But it was a, I had no idea what that conversation could have been like, but it was inspiring enough that I was coming off the target high. I felt pretty good. It was like, Hell yeah. At least, you know, someone's having a worse day than me.
Inspiration and Unusual Observations
00:45:03
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He was like, he's like, you don't want to throw your life away. You, you, I know you don't think it, but you could be a Burger King store manager one day. You just gotta, you just gotta like start showing up on time. You got a, you know, 30 minute break means 30 minute break. You not 35 minute break.
00:45:24
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And then like, and then just like, if you can just like ah not get a write up for like two, two, three months, like you could be a store manager like me and make $42,000 a year. Who knows one day, maybe you get over there and he's like pointing to target. He's like, it might get to the big one one day. You never know.
00:45:49
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You could be, you could be automotive manager. sporting goods and automotive. Hey, I'm not going to really, you know, dangle the carrot, but the, uh, you know, heard, uh, maybe be hiring for electronics some somewhat soon over there. ah Electronics. Keep that going. Electronics. You get commission bro. Really? You work in like grocery section. You're basically just filling, you're just filling up Sabra hummus all day. Hell yeah. You work in electronic section. Somebody buys like a 80 inch LG TV. You get like 2% of that, 0.3%. I don't know what their commission rates are, but you do get commission.
00:46:34
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Yeah. And then you have to deal with like the sprint employee who's the hustling fucking cell phone deals, like somehow soliciting inside of target some out with a table and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck them. I mean, target's pretty, that's pretty genius business plan. They're like, we'll stick all of our biggest autistic people in electronics. And then their commission, they just spend right back with us on random skull candy headphones and video games. Yes. Just all the Yu-Gi-Oh cards up front. Just go straight for paycheck day, go straight for the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Yup. Skullcandy Yu-Gi-Oh cards and then like frozen flames. Oh, and they have all, actually they have all those Funko Pop things, all those oh yeah anime figurines in the electronics section. Yeah. I noticed that autistic people really love God recently too. They're are super in super into, into not knocking it, but it surprised me a little bit, but I respect it. Yeah, I'm not knocking it either. I did. um I don't know if it's because I fell into a a certain kind of bubble on like my Instagram algorithm. Like I got to ignore that and be like, okay, i've I've like fallen into a weird Christian area of Instagram because of what I, the things I find funny. And again, not a knock on God, but like people who like, people who like,
00:48:06
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roll around on the floor yeah during church. Like that's objectively funny. Yes. That's crazy. Uh, well I have noticed that too. Even up here, even in the Northeast I've noticed a lot more like God shit going on. Shout out God. He's coming back. God's making a comeback. God's on social going crazy. Bro's going crazy. Jesus was autistic. Bro going nuts, bro.
00:48:33
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shout out shout out bro shout out bro god i love you bro jesus was the first artist yeah oh man what do you got on uh when's the karen reed verdict uh dude they wrapped up they wrapped up uh what do you call closing arguments today yep so That was cool. And then the day before, what was that Monday? It was the defense. So they wrapped up. So prosecution wrapped up last week. Um, Monday was, was defense witnesses. They only called three. Okay. And they, and they testified for like each of them testified for like under an hour pretty quick. Um, and then maybe they called four in any event. They certainly didn't call. They had a whole list of like,
00:49:31
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80 people they could have called and they only called three of them. Um, closing arguments were pretty good. They only get an hour each. So that went by, you know, pretty painlessly. Okay. And then, um, and that world was probably around like one 32 o'clock jury got to deliberate for until five maybe didn't come to a verdict, which nobody expected they would. So tomorrow will be all deliberation. Okay. Um,
00:50:02
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trying to think they'll take the whole day. I don't think we'll get a verdict tomorrow. Do you think it will get one before the weekend? Yeah, I think we get one Friday. Okay. Um, maybe the last I'd see, even if, even if they come to a decision Thursday, if it's late, I could see the judge being like, all right, we'll wrap. I think that's what we i can't remember when I had to do jury duty. We had a situation like that. I don't think it was doing the verdict in the morning, but it was like something where she was like, that's going to take like two hours and I don't want to be here. So like, let's start in the morning.
00:50:42
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um But yeah, I don't know. It'll be, ah yeah, I think we'll have it this week for sure. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, so the only thing So so this whole one, for the last couple of weeks, I've been like, there's they haven't for the state hasn't proven anything in terms of like the three charges. Mm hmm. When the judge was giving a jury instruction on like, what is manslaughter? ah While operating a motor vehicle under the influence. That charge, you can so you can like parse out if they want the jury can be like, OK, we don't
00:51:26
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by the manslaughter part, but like the OUI part definitely happened. So I think two of the three charges had other charges that were like lesser charges, but like sub bullet points underneath those that they could do. So basically the judge is like, it has to meet these three or five criterion. But if it meets, you know, these two, that's still a charge. So I didn't realize that because if it were me as a juror going in and it was those three charges as the state, as is the Commonwealth, like argued them, I'd be like, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty. All of it. Once you have to get to like, oh, well, you can pick these apart, not to like who who gives a fuck if she's not guilty on murder, not guilty on manslaughter, not guilty on fleeing the scene, but they're like guilty on operating under the influence.
00:52:24
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fine. Um, but, uh, but yeah, then I, when I, when she went through that part of the jury instruction, I was like, Oh fuck, this'll take, this'll take a day, at least just because of how many, if you're doing it right. And if it were me, they tell you not to do this, but if it were me, I'd be like, are we all on the same page? Like if I were the, if I were on that jury and I were the foreman, they tell you, they specifically tell you not to do this, but I'd be like, all right, let's take like a blind vote. And like, if we all agree, then we don't need to do this. Um, or we can just like not worry about it so much. But, uh, yeah, if you have to, if, even if your plan was like, all right, let's go charge by charge.
00:53:11
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Sub bullet point by sub bullet point and talk about the evidence like that. Just that just takes time. What a crazy fucking trial just to get like a DUI basically at the end.
Legal Troubles and Space Struggles
00:53:22
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That's where I'd be like, right. I'd be like, that's where I'd be conflicted. I know you're not supposed to. But I'd be like, they put her through fucking years of this shit and in Massachusetts. If you're the defendant, the you don't get your lawyer fees or anything paid by the prosecution. So she's probably, so she, she'll get found innocent. She still owes that law firm probably seven figures. Yeah. Okay. I thought I was going to ask you how much it would probably, like, I thought it would be like a quarter of a million dollars, but probably way more than that. I don't know. I mean, it's tough. I heard, so I was like reading some fucking legal analysts stuff today.
00:54:07
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And yeah, there was people saying, no doubt, six figures, upper six figures. So like half a million dollars or more just based on like, like the trial has been happening, you know, for however long, but before the trial, there was all the like discovery and all the like work that the, you know, people in the background are doing. She's like, Hey, and like the lawyer she has that are easily billing over 200 an hour. So it's just stuff like that. Like it all adds up really fast. So they were like minimum like five, $600,000 easily in the millions in the like, ah you know, 1 million, 2 million range. If you know, if there are, if it's an expensive legal team, I guess if she just writes a book or something after she might be able to pay it off. Yeah. And I think probably that's probably part of like the, what would you call it? You know, like legal,
00:55:03
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industrial complex or you'd be like, yeah, you know, a Netflix HBO comes to you yeah and if we know you've got to pay off, uh, you know, $1.2 million dollars legal fees. How does, how does selling your you know life rights sound? And, uh, you know, there's a chance she could, well, the other thing is she'll definitely get, this is a criminal case. She'll definitely get sued by the family in a civil suit. Oh, if, if she's found not guilty, she'll for sure get a civil suit just because the burden of proof is lower for that. Yeah. Okay. So you could, they could try to get something out and lay on, still try to get something on that. So call mor than morgan um Morgan and Morgan. That's right. Uh, so there's that.
00:55:58
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but she could also count. She could also sue. I don't know how effective that would be in general, but maybe just because there's some stuff that's been so fucked up, she can sue the state for like wrongful conviction. And then the thing that um is interesting that nobody's really like talked that much about or that like, I don't know what it means. So the, The investigation that like the third party. Accident reconstructionist did. Was done by the Department of Justice, like the FBI and.
00:56:42
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They will not, they have gone, they have like not told the jury that. Because like that information I think would be. you know, what ah what like prejudicial or whatever. It's like if you told the jury that this, you know, that this investigation was done by the by the FBI, they'd be like, well, what does that mean? Like, why did what what does the FBI think, you know, wasn't done correctly by the canned police department? Like so they weren't telling them that. But why was the Department of Justice interested in this case in the first place? Like what tipped them off to like basically do some like interference for the defense?
00:57:23
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So you got to wonder if at the conclusion of this, the DOJ opens up an investigation into the Canton police department or something like that, or Massachusetts state police or some weird shit like that. Like you could see some, something like that happening. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, they definitely will. Especially when you got like some pretty fucked up, like not just like, um, not just, uh, the cop that, you know, with the text messages where you're like, that's just like bad behavior. Yes. But also just like a lot of bad policing. Yes. Were you like, okay, you know, even, even if you were to get past mentally get past, like, was this a, were they trying to frame her all that shit? And we were just like, this was just bad policing that that's bad enough for you. Like, this is like, you guys just,
00:58:17
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you know, make up reports, like don't have a chain of custody of your evidence. Like all this shit where you're just like, what the fuck is going on guys? So she might be single for a long time. Yeah. Probably, yeah probably, probably rough on your, on your, on your dating. Uh, yeah. We were talking about that boy a couple of weeks ago where you're like,
00:58:47
Speaker
be like for the rest of her life. What if you Google her name? That's what will come up. Yeah. Um, which sucks. Not a good name. And, and she was clearly just playing this poor guy. So that's that a part of murder. Both of those, I guess, you know, equally suck. Yeah. and I mean, even if you're found not guilty and even if you're found and like OJ found not guilty, but everyone, everyone was like, he did it though. Um, even if it's like with her where you're like found not guilty and pretty much everyone agrees that she was not guilty, you're still like, well, do I want to hire an acquitted murder? Yeah. Like is that my, hmm.
00:59:38
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So yeah, I don't know. That's tough. I don't think you can really get restitution for that. She'll get that Netflix money. That's the thing is like, yeah, you get the Netflix money. You get the, you know, I don't know who, I don't know who book publishers are. Penguin Classics. You think Penguin Classics gets the Karen Reed story? Penguin will pick her up. Uh, yeah, definitely will happen. Uh, whatever. who who Who else is, who who else is a funny author that would pick her up? Um, that, uh, goofy Jewish guy. Celle Silverstein. No, that's, yeah, that's a very, yeah, that guy. There's that guy. There's that other guy. Uh, what the fuck's his name? He wrote like those sports types of books. I don't know. I can picture him. He was in, um, shit. What the fuck movie was he in? He's in a bunch of movies. An author. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:38
Speaker
It's Henry Winkler. Winkler. Winkler. Winkler. Yeah. Henry Winkler. The Fonz. Yeah. There you go. Hey. There you go. That's what the guys trying to buy my car say. Hey. Hey. Hey.
01:01:03
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What's your, what's your lowest offer, man?
01:01:08
Speaker
ah i got it Can't do that. Um, dude, uh, maybe the last, well, yeah. Fucking what do you think about Boeing stranding astronauts in space? Did you hear about that? No, I did not hear about that. I don't hear about shit. dear It's just too good with everything that's been to be like, with everything that's been going on with Boeing that we've talked about with like the planes door flying off or like the engines exploding or like the planes just being built really bad. Yeah. Uh, damn. Can you imagine anything worse than being like, okay, well, you know, if you're Boeing and you're like, so the, the airplane division, not
01:01:55
Speaker
doing great, but we'll turn it around or whatever. They probably don't care. They're like, whatever. Who cares? But you'd be like, at least well but we have our aerospace division. And that's we got lucrative contracts with, you know, SpaceX and NASA and probably foreign. space agencies. We're good there. Yep. Xingjiang. Yeah. Win this contract to bring like nine astronauts to the international space station. This was ah like two or three weeks ago. Yeah. Okay. They're only supposed to be up there for like four days, just a little like, Hey,
01:02:41
Speaker
How are you doing? And more of like a publicity thing. Does it still take them like fucking six months to get there? No, no, no, no, no. It takes something like a day. ah Okay. Uh, international space station is not, you can see it at night. It's not that far away. That's cool then flying. It's like flying to Australia. Yeah. Yes, exactly. And more of a publicity thing for Boeing. Like it's like when Elon puts the the Tesla in space. Okay. I had no idea that happened either. It was like a few years ago. Look, it's in space. It's good. It's more to be like, look at us. Boeing makes rockets now. We're good at it. Cool. Like here's a big rocket module that says Boeing. That's ocean gate then in the air. Literally. So they fly these astronauts up. Uh, they dock with the international space station. All the astronauts are in the space station.
01:03:38
Speaker
you know, they're supposed to just like chill, you know, you went into space. So you get, you know, you get 48, 72 hours in space, but then it's like, this, this wasn't like a, there's no mission happened. We're not like trying to do science. This was a marketing effort. Uh, so then they go to like, go back to earth and it's like, Oh fuck the rocket. Uh, the thrusters won't work and it's leaking. It's leaking helium. Uh, what is that? What is it? Or is it like outside of the space station? Uh, it's docs to the space station. Oh shit. So just a bunch of stuff floating around it. You're like, Oh fuck. So they put, so I think they, you know, all the walls are lined with helium because it's used as like an insulator. You know, it keeps the,
01:04:30
Speaker
Presumably like either really cold or really hot temperatures from like killing the astronauts. Okay. Probably really hard reassuring when you're like going into the atmosphere. And then obviously like for the thrusters, you need that to like move, move, not just like fall directly to earth, but like actually move correctly orient. Um, so that was what I say three weeks ago and it's now three weeks later when they only had, you know, four days of like supplies, yeah ah they're going to try tomorrow. They think they might be able to, they think they fixed everything and they might be able to tomorrow, but if they can't tomorrow, then it's like another two weeks before they can do it again. What do you mean? Why does it take weeks at a time? I think they, because you're like in space, here's what I would think. One, you're in space.
01:05:26
Speaker
Yeah. So, so if you spent like three weeks trying to fix something and you, and you didn't fit and you thought you fixed it, but it wasn't fixed, then you probably got to spend, you probably can't just be like, well, we took it to the shop and the guy turned the key and it turned on. So it's probably fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They probably go down there, go there. They got to go a little bit deeper to NASA. Doesn't want the spaceship to explode and kill nine people. Uh, okay. It's bad for them. Two, three Boeing doesn't want the spaceship to explode and kill. Like it's already bad enough. Like your whole marketing thing was kind of fucked by being like our spaceships are as good as our planes. ah Um, but at least if you can get them home, then you can
01:06:17
Speaker
Then the story is about like, you know, we overcame adversity and the astronauts are great. They can figure, they can solve any problem. If it's going to go wrong in space, you know, we're the right people to solve it. And you, and that kind of becomes a story and you sort of maybe forget the Boeing made the bad spaceship, but if they all die, yeah, then you, then you're kind of fucked and you know, who's up there probably that they can't even ask for help is the Russians. Oh, that's true. Russians are probably, ah you know, like, all right, we'll, so you know, we'll see you guys later. We're, we're leaving. Yeah, right. They're just like, they got the other side of the international space station. They've got the good rocket. Oh, we don't have any food or anything either. We we have just enough for us. yeah Sorry. We only have, we have,
01:07:13
Speaker
We have this one cabbage. Yeah. We can't really hook you guys up or anything. Cause you know, you know, Dan, that fucking sucks. So, but if you give us Ukraine, yeah maybe we talk about Ukraine. Do they have enough food and stuff? I don't know. Oh, the other thing that's, um, It's not funny. It actually sucks. I shouldn't be making fun of like, it's not like the ocean gate where you're like, these were billionaires who were, you know, doing something stupid. These are like astronauts. But anyway, they're like toilet broke. ah So they're like in space, not enough food, dealing with the fact that like your rocket ship might not be able to get you home. Like, like there's a chance, right? That they're like, whatever's broken about it can't really be fixed.
01:08:07
Speaker
and we're going to be stuck up here for like months. Uh, because it's not like, well, I guess at that point, maybe like you can get the Chinese or the Russians to help, but it's not like you just have like, Oh, we'll just get the other rocket ship. We'll just get that rock and the other, and the other astronaut crew. Let's just get that, like call them in and we'll just go up there tomorrow. So I don't think that's how it works. Um,
01:08:35
Speaker
So that's all happening. And then you're like, oh, by the way, they're like, they're like weird, like dome, like vacuum dome that we piss in. That's broken. Jesus Christ. You got to go to plan B pissing, which I think is, I don't really know, actually. I think you just piss in the airlock and then you seal it and then you suck all the piss out into space. I didn't think that. that part, I was like, Oh, maybe they could just send another rocket up. Maybe Elon has something, but I guess, yeah, you got to have like a team that's like trained or that's like ready for them to be acclimated to going up there. Yeah. I mean, I bet if it's an emergency, if they're like, Hey guys, like this cruise up here, they were only supposed to be there for four days. It's already been a month. You know, they're running out of food. Like I bet you can scramble some shit like you, you know, 75% acid, but
01:09:33
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I'd still I bet even even a 75% asking it probably takes time. Yeah, I got to read about this shit. That's that's fucked. Yeah, Boeing on notice. They're on they're big time on notice, especially after I researched this. I got it. This is fucked dude. That's so fucked. I feel so bad for those guys. Those astronauts not Boeing. Those astronauts are pretty fucked. Oh man. What do you, what do you think is going through your head? Sadness. I guess the only thing you can think is like, this is fine. Figuring it out. Like this is fine. This space station's been up here for like 45 years. That's there's, it's fine. And you've got like,
01:10:28
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It's all fine. You've got the people that built the planes that explode all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be in that and that's going to be fine. I get that call as like Boeing ceo CEO. You're like, God fucking damn it. I quit. Yeah.
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