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Chef Mike: what month is it? July 9th, 2025. twenty twenty five We're broadcasting live from Roblox
666: yes 85 187 186 is this 86 uh yeah fuck let's olive vile aaron jesse on spotify
Chef Mike: episode 85 or something, 86.
Chef Mike: yeah
666: this eighty six
Chef Mike: This episode already has a lot of potential. I can feel it.
666: ah yeah fuck fuck you let's see olive vile eraron jesse on spotify every Everyone go go on Spotify and fight back.
Chef Mike: Oh yeah.
666: This guy commented on the Let Me Catch Elon Outside episode and said some very hateful things. Did not need to be said.
Chef Mike: unnecessary we say hateful things but they're typically a little bit funny
666: Unnecessary. Yeah.
666: I'll read it word for word on his con. I didn't, I finally remembered the, or i reset the password on the email that I have for the Spotify stuff.
666: And it's 10 days ago. What WTF? This wasn't an episode worth listening to at all. Wasted my fucking time.
666: Bullshit. Three exclamation points. First. for Three exclamation points. First of all. How dare you. That's fucking insane.
Chef Mike: uncalled for mean what in what universe would us describing what we're doing while playing a video game not be tier is there a tier higher than S tier s tier content yeah
666: ah Yeah. Totally uncalled for. That's.
666: That's Patreon content. That's like you pay $70 a month content for that. And we did it for free.
Chef Mike: free I think we made maybe 3 or 4 of those
666: is there Is it wrong to have be playing video games on the podcast? I don't think so.
666: What's wrong with that?
666: just you want to You want to act like you're hanging out with us and that's what you're going to get.
Chef Mike: At that time in our lives, we were doing a lot of that. Some might say too much.
666: Yeah. At the top, go subscribe ah to Spotify, go to YouTube and subscribe. Go to ah YouTube, D-R-U-B-O-Y-Z,
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Chef Mike: They're getting views.
666: And all the other streaming platforms we're on. So, yeah. take Take that, Alvo, Aaron, Jesse. You can go go fucking kill yourself.
Chef Mike: Get a better name. How about that?
666: And if you're still listening, then we could talk about this offline.
Chef Mike: Don't unsubscribe.
666: Yeah, we could talk about this offline on Reddit. Maybe a DM on Reddit or something.
Chef Mike: good
Chef Mike: Good. Join the, page join the ah what do we have? Discord.
666: Yeah, join the Discord and talk to everybody. How about that? They'll vouch for us.
Chef Mike: You're not sharing pictures of the fish you eat.
666: Yeah, you fucking asshole. All of our fucking people on Discord which will tell you we're good fucking people. Am I right or wrong about that?
666: Because that's what it is.
Chef Mike: ah You're right. You're for sure right.
666: Yeah. What are you going to fucking do about it?
Chef Mike: And it's, it's not because we bully the people that we, that don't like us until they leave.
666: Yeah.
666: ah We're going to, you're fucking next, buddy. You're fucking next. We'll get, we'll get Patrick C on your fucking ass. How about that?
Chef Mike: oh my God.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: You're fucking finished.
666: RIP. Sorry, Patrick C and his relationship. RIP.
Chef Mike: Yeah, it's always ah it's always rough when that happens.
666: Yep. RIP to they them from Patrick C.
666: Right?
Chef Mike: Yep. But every every ending is a new beginning, and I i think this will be the start of something very great for...
666: Something new. More drugs.
Chef Mike: for Patrick C. Definitely that and maybe other things too. Chicago's in many ways the land of opportunity. The last place left where there is opportunity.
666: Illinois. That's right.
666: ah Yeah. So what did I miss today? Everybody's talking about pedophiles.
Chef Mike: Oh yeah. Yeah.
666: They didn't do the, they they sealed back the Epstein stuff.
Chef Mike: No.
666: Is that what it is?
Chef Mike: and Not even that they sealed they they sealed them. so what we've been ah People have been talking for like... I don't know how long ago that happened. Like four years ago or something.
Chef Mike: so ah Maybe more than that because he killed himself during Trump's first term. Anyway. ah People have been talking about that shit for a while. Being like, when are they going to release the files? like Which is insane because obviously...
Chef Mike: The fact that no one has done it yet means it's not ever going to happen. um There's just too much there. But then like, what was it like two months ago or something? Pam Bondi, our retarded attorney general was like, they were on my desk right now.
Chef Mike: I'm going I'm reviewing them and we're going to release them. And then they didn't, they like released a binder of like all the shit that everyone already knew.
666: Oh, got her.
Chef Mike: And then, ah yeah, what was like two days ago or a day ago, they were like, actually, they don't even exist. Not, not we're hey, we're keeping them sealed because, you know, there's stuff on there like that.
Chef Mike: mean, this is how stupid he thinks his supporters are. Because obviously, if you said, hey, like, there's so much shit on those that it would like,
Chef Mike: it would, it would cause like the world to collapse, which can't be true, but you know what I mean?
666: Get him.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: If it was like every person, like there's too much shit there. It's too many problems for people. We're not releasing them. Uh, no one could handle that, but he also knows he can't just say like, you can't say you're keeping them sealed without giving a reason. So instead he's,
Chef Mike: He's just like, they don't actually exist. This thing we've been talking about for like the last six years. Uh, actually it's not even there. It's like, Oh, there is no client list. There is no thing. And it's like, you've talked about it.
666: There's no client. That's okay. So it all comes down to this. It's back to the Epstein stuff then. Okay. And there's no client list.
Chef Mike: I mean, and then, Oh,
666: What does that mean? Where did the client list come from in the first place?
Chef Mike: yeah a word to like rumor about it.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Um, I think probably one of those, like, Hmm, I mean, my assumption is it does exist, but let's say it doesn't.
666: Does the documentary.
Chef Mike: I mean, I think it was the thing. The thing is if it was just, if it was invented by some like QAnon Twitter guy six years ago and it didn't exist, um,
Chef Mike: Somebody at this point, somebody by now would have said it doesn't exist.
666: before, yeah.
Chef Mike: Like Biden would have said, like Biden was asked the same questions. Trump had a chance the first time around and could have been like, i don't know what you're talking about. That's a conspiracy theory. It doesn't exist.
Chef Mike: You never said that until now, like for some weird reason, like you genuinely get the sense that like, you know, the whatever fucking reptiles called him and were like, Hey, ah you need to make a statement about this now.
666: Ha ha ha.
Chef Mike: And then he did the thing. He did the, like, Oh, you got to find the clip of it, but it's like the funniest fucking thing. He gets asked about it at his like cabinet meeting yesterday or two days ago where they're like, Hey, uh, you know, like, Oh, and Pam Bonnie is sitting there.
Chef Mike: And they're hey, ah you know, a couple months ago, Pam Bondi was asked about the Epstein files and she said they were sitting on her desk and she was going to release them very soon once they've been like reviewed.
Chef Mike: And now you're saying they don't exist. Like, what the fuck is that about? Well, they didn't say fuck, but it's the news.
666: Get their ass. Yes, that rules.
Chef Mike: What's that about? and And Trump does the thing. does the thing where he goes, he goes, oh, my gosh, are we still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
666: That rocks.
Chef Mike: It's been years, guys. like Get over it.
666: yes
Chef Mike: that's Literally, he's like like, that's old news.
666: the rock
Chef Mike: like Move on. We're doing big things in this country right now. I don't want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein. Get a life.
666: Oh, my God. He did the I threw up in the 10th grade. Get over it. yeah
Chef Mike: Yes. Yes. Are you guys still talking about when I called the teacher mom? Guys, It's not even like, okay, in fourth grade.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: yeah it was funny. It's not funny anymore.
666: Guys, everybody jerks off in homeroom. OK, sometimes you got to get God. Stop talking about that. That happened like six days ago.
Chef Mike: Honestly, it says more about you than it does about me that you're still talking about it.
666: six days ago.
Chef Mike: That's like... i i thought he was in I thought he was on the list before for for the for the reasons of ah there's like 100 photos of Trump and Epstein together.
666: God, that's such a good pro move.
666: Yeah, for the reason of proof.
Chef Mike: And and and at one point in an interview, Epstein was like, my very best friend in the whole world is Donald J. Trump.
666: Holy shit.
Chef Mike: Uh, so I thought he was probably but involved before, but like the, the icing on the, or the cherry on the, whatever, ah seals that.
666: There you go. There you go.
Chef Mike: Yeah. I got, I'm good with metaphors guys. I got it. I got them both. Uh, what sealed the deal for me was, was him pulling the, Oh my gosh. Got like faux outrage. Trump of all people being like, are we, are you really asking me about Jeffrey Epstein right now? Get a life.
666: My God, that rules.
Chef Mike: Oh, so good.
666: That's so good.
Chef Mike: And I know that in a you know you know in three days it'll blow over, but
666: Uh-huh.
Chef Mike: ah Right now, the like Alex Jones freaking out and fucking Tucker Carlson freaking out and Joe Rogan freaking out is is pretty nice.
Chef Mike: It's pretty fun to watch those people try to like twist like the mental pretzels they have to put themselves into to be like. This is bad, but also it's not Trump's fault.
666: What's Rogan's take on it that the lizard people are making him do it?
Chef Mike: Yeah, their their current theory now, like the people who just can't could not, like who would turn into a pillar of salt if they said something negative about Trump, ah their current theory is that like the deep state, which means like George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and like, don't fucking know.
666: Yeah.
666: Yeah.
666: And the guy, what's that guy's name that freezes on camera, Mitch McConnell. He's for some reason in there.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah. He's there. like that This is this, yeah.
666: He has to be there.
Chef Mike: Like Nancy Pelosi, like all the most like, like geriatric, like if you've seen it, George Soros looks like he's being artificially kept alive.
666: Yeah, I got to look him up. I got to look that guy up.
Chef Mike: He'd like,
666: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. What's this guy's deal?
Chef Mike: he looks like he like washes his eyes with vinegar constantly. Uh, like that guy's not doing anything anyway.
666: Oh my god, yes. no So nasty.
Chef Mike: Their theory right now is that Trump had to do it. It was like a deal with the devil where he in X. So in exchange for the deep state, uh, agreeing to stop trying to kill him constantly,
666: Oh my god.
Chef Mike: he said he won't release the the epstein files which would which would implicate them right so so it's so like alex jones is like it listen i'm not happy about it but like we want trump right we we want trump we want four more years of trump this is how we get it if if the deep state has their way they're gonna kill him he had to make a deal
666: Okay. Oh,
666: my God.
666: oh my god
Chef Mike: That's literally like, that's the pretzel they put themselves into where they can't be like, Hmm, maybe this guy who, uh, maybe this guy who's like has constantly lied. It was lying to us too.
Chef Mike: Uh, no, it's somehow like,
666: How was the ah do you lie when you're pictures and quoted by the guy of being friends with him?
Chef Mike: dude, that's all just fake. You're you're that's fake, dude.
666: that's That's like, Jesus Christ, they just push it push it out of their head.
Chef Mike: You're shill.
666: that didn't happen.
Chef Mike: No, that's like, dude, listen.
666: He was friends with the maid.
Chef Mike: Had every single phone number of the guy, had like literally 15 phone numbers for Trump.
666: and
Chef Mike: That's just normal, dude. That's just normal business stuff.
666: friends Friends with Trump had had trump's like ah head Trump like touching people videos, but that's just that's just what friends do.
Chef Mike: That's. You're. Dude, you're part of the dude, you're part of the deep state lizard conspiracy.
666: That's crazy.
666: not saying maybe ah Not necessarily saying Trump is a is like in the kids, but he definitely probably... probably fucked some 16 year old girls at Jeffrey Epstein's Island.
Chef Mike: Oh, yeah.
666: You know?
Chef Mike: For like. I'm if not. Do ah Epstein definitely had those parties in New York also. Like the fact that like because it because the thing they say is like, oh, like ah Trump was in the book in the black book.
Chef Mike: But there's no evidence of him flying on Epstein's plane, which one. I would, i I have no doubt that at that level of rich, you can, you can doctor manifests.
666: Can't you just fly yourself there?
Chef Mike: Or fly on a different fucking plane. Yes.
666: That's crazy to think, right?
Chef Mike: But like, but like one of the things Trump said during, you know, like in the first election or whatever, and I guess not the first election, maybe this one or somewhere between where he was like, you know, people ask him and he's like, well, he's like, there's no record of me being on those planes. There's seven, you know, there's a record of Bill Clinton being on that plane seven times. I'm like, Bill Clinton was definitely there too.
666: Yeah, of course.
Chef Mike: Don't get me wrong.
666: ah Bill Clinton was the horniest guy there.
Chef Mike: Uh, yeah. No question. But, uh, but just because Trump wasn't on the plane or didn't go to the Island does not mean he didn't get, uh, get into some shit with Jeffy Epps.
666: Yeah, of course.
666: I mean, Jesus Christ, guys. And if you're going to be...
666: you're going to feel some type of way about anybody talking, uh, ill about Trump on this podcast. i i talk I'll talk, I'll talk ill about anybody guys, Trump, Indian guys, Jewish people, black people, white people, uh,
Chef Mike: Yeah, that's the other thing. ah Yeah. Not a Trump-specific criticism, because I'm sure all ah all of those other fucked-up rich people are on that list, too.
Chef Mike: i'm just being like I'm just being an equal opportunity, calls them as I sees them.
666: Yeah, I mean, it's not, I don't think it's anything wrong to say that that Trump's a faggot and other people are faggots also too. Anybody in that that sphere is just the worst of all time.
Chef Mike: To be clear, if you have if you have a billion dollars, you are by definition a faggot.
666: Yes, Exactly.
Chef Mike: There is no good billionaire. You can only get that way by being a piece of shit.
666: Yes, exactly. ah Exactly. And, yeah, I don't know. I would, I would, i I think some things are illegal to say.
666: But, yeah, Kamala Harris, she has a bunch of batteries in her. she's She's a draining lizard, too.
Chef Mike: Yes.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Actually, I don't even know if like if I give her that amount of status.
666: every no yeah, she's, she's, yeah.
Chef Mike: That might be like pumping her up too much.
Chef Mike: like Nancy Pelosi like accomplished some stuff, whether you think it's good or not.
666: Total lizard.
Chef Mike: Definitely a lizard.
666: Her husband got bashed with a hammer.
Chef Mike: Barely hiding it. Yes.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: ah Kamala Harris... you kind of just get the sense they threw that like they threw her into it and she like, it was just like, Whoa.
666: Kamala Harris couldn't manage a goddamn Courtyard Marriott. She would fall apart being the GM of a Courtyard Marriott.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yes. And like, not that I want, not that I want to hear from her, but the fact that she, ah lost the election and has vanished from the face of the earth.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: I think she's, yeah, like vanished. Yeah. ah is pretty telling.
666: Yeah, Kamala, show those fucking milkers.
666: Let's just oh like pull them out for everybody. Shut everybody up.
Chef Mike: Bro, Kamala's OnlyFans?
666: Let's see. Let's see those titties. Yeah. Let's see that. Oh, F dude.
Chef Mike: Honestly, that's how you know she wasn't corrupt.
666: well
666: That's true. big i'm still, I still, I need to get
Chef Mike: Yeah, I didn't ah didn't set up a golden parachute for myself. I fucked up. Oh
666: My Jewish husband still has separate bank accounts with us. I still have to pay.
Chef Mike: my god.
666: I have to Venmo on my end every month for all of our friends.
Chef Mike: Dude.
Chef Mike: The ultimate.
666: Kamala, where's, did you see my Venmo request this morning?
Chef Mike: What the fuck is that dude's name?
666: watch this Yeah,
Chef Mike: Doug?
666: Doug, Doug, Doug, I'm off.
Chef Mike: Emhoff, right? Doug.
666: No way.
Chef Mike: I think so. that's is that not the guy?
666: Emhoff me, Doug. um Doug Emhoff. Dr. Doug Emhoff.
Chef Mike: Bro, this dude's so white.
666: Yeah, he looks like Mr. Millionaire or whatever on Shark Tank to me.
Chef Mike: Yes, he very much does.
666: oh
666: Oh, man. But yeah, all of them are faggots. So yeah, Trump's definitely a pedophile. Maybe not a pedophile, whatever you would call, i guess, yeah, obviously sixteen year old's underage he's like <unk>s a
Chef Mike: we Yeah, we don't have different words for it, but I know what you mean.
666: He's a very big very big creep. Anybody that was friends with Jeffrey Epstein was a creep. I would say, and if if you're going to...
666: ah If you're going to get ah to defend anybody that was friends with Jeffrey Epstein, whatno what are we doing here? Who cares who the fuck it is?
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: If Michael Jordan was friends with him ah Jeffrey Epstein, I'd be like, you know what? This guy's a fucking creep.
Chef Mike: Yeah, I would be totally fine with with like putting him in an outfit with a lot of pockets and filling those pockets with rocks and sinking him to the bottom of the ocean.
666: You've...
Chef Mike: That'd be fine.
666: Yeah, any of them. Because you know what? Guys, everybody's heard it from their parents. You are who you hang around. You know?
Chef Mike: Whoa.
666: Well, i've I'll bring that out.
Chef Mike: People say, yeah, people say maybe in the Spotify comments that there's not a lot of wisdom in this podcast.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: But you guys just got some fucking free-ass wisdom right there.
666: Yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. that's why That's why we're starting off on this tip because that guy brought it on fucking saying we're not locked in.
Chef Mike: We've just have been seething for like four days when we read that comment, just mad about it.
666: Fuck that guy. How dare you? And if you still subscribe, then take it back. Comment again and say you take it back.
Chef Mike: Yeah, take it back. Take it back.
666: Out of all, what are you going to, how are you going to get off on that? You can't say good episode on the other fucking episodes.
Chef Mike: That's also true.
666: You can't comment good at, good at, good at, good at. You can't comment that on all the other ones. Fucking asshole.
Chef Mike: Give you hours of free entertainment.
666: And yeah, everybody that fucking hangs around Jeffrey Epstein's a goddamn creep.
Chef Mike: eighty 86 hours. Yeah, dude, fuck all that.
666: everybody that hangs out on at fucking, what's that called? Kensington Ave in Philadelphia probably does heroin or does Fent or any of those drugs because, yeah, guys guess what?
Chef Mike: Trank.
666: They're hanging around Phil and not on a soapbox, but that's just a ah real A.
Chef Mike: Bunch of Trank.
666: And you could still support whoever you want to support. I don't give a fuck.
Chef Mike: Oh, bro. i watched a video the other day.
666: I don't care.
Chef Mike: Somebody... It might have been Kensington. it might have It was just one of those fucking streets in some city. And some guy, like some you know white knight do-gooder, which like I'm actually not criticizing that guy. Good on him for like seeing a guy on Skid Row who was like...
Chef Mike: had a serious medical issue that wasn't necessarily just ODing calls the paramedics.
666: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: They come. Cause this guy's, this guy's crocs are filled with pus. Like his feet are.
666: ah Paramedics come up, shoot him in the head. we'll Get back on the drive.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Like, like that part of it is this. He had like, like the guy's like, Oh dude, your shoes are filled with water.
666: Oh, God. Oh, God.
Chef Mike: And he's like, it's not water. It's pus.
666: ah
Chef Mike: But the paramedics come and the guy refuses to be taken to the hospital.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: He's like, no, I won't go. i don't want to do that. And like the paramedics are like, all right, man. fuck it. Like, you know, those dudes just see that shit every day.
666: Fuck this bus guy.
Chef Mike: And they see those same people constantly who just like never get better. And then eventually they die. So those dudes are cynical as fuck. And I can't blame them for that. But literally like the guy calls them the paramedics.
Chef Mike: He waits with the guy until the paramedics show up He's like, dude, your feet are bad. Like if you want to still have, you want to still have feet in a week, you need to get those.
666: Ugh.
Chef Mike: Like not even looked at you.
666: shot off your fucking body.
Chef Mike: Like you need to get like help now. And the guy and the paramedics come and the guy's like, no, I won't go. And the paramedics like bet. And they leave.
666: Oh, yes. That's awesome.
Chef Mike: But then the guy like shows the guy, the guy has foot like takes his shoe off and and he's like, why is your shoe full water, man? and he's like, it's pus. And his feet look dead. They already, I think, are dead. They're like yellow and brown.
Chef Mike: It's horrifying.
666: God, where did you find this?
Chef Mike: Don't do that. It was like in, it must've been Twitter because the video is too long to be on Instagram, but it was dreadful.
666: ah
Chef Mike: ah
666: ah
Chef Mike: Dreadful.
666: How old was the guy?
Chef Mike: Not old, potentially younger than me. Like definitely. I mean, who knows? Cause that shit also makes like ages you like crazy, but probably, you know, late twenties, thirties,
666: It's Puss.
Chef Mike: in a wheelchair crocs or whatever full of pus
666: Touch it.
666: I mean, that's the best shoe to probably have a bunch of pus in your shoes at because easily they just just whenever they fill up, they are going to empty out themselves.
Chef Mike: yeah dude it's like the fucking it's like the play-doh those like you smoosh the play-doh through a star-shaped hole he's just every time he walks the pus just squeezes out his crock holes
666: Oh, yeah.
666: Oh, God. Yeah.
Chef Mike: You're welcome for that mental image.
666: Yeah, exactly. It's like, yeah. Oh, God, that's terrible. Yeah, his paramedics come out and just fucking stab him. Just stab him in the fucking heart and his life.
Chef Mike: I mean, the guy basically was like, dude, that could kill you. Like, which is true. If you're, if your limbs are so bad that they're like rotting off, you get sepsis, you die.
666: Oh, obviously, yeah. No shit.
Chef Mike: Um, yeah, dude.
666: That paramedic's like, alright, fuck this guy. Fuck this bus shoot filled fucking idiot. idiot
Chef Mike: Ew.
Chef Mike: ah
666: Oh, that's fucked up.
Chef Mike: Ew, no. Not today. Not today.
666: I love being a paramedic. Like any any interaction, any weird interaction I'll think about for like two days, you're paramedic. Those guys didn't think about that once after that. I'm leaving that guy behind and like die slowly.
666: They had no second thought. They're right, we're out of here. We're on to the next one.
Chef Mike: yeah
666: Not at any point in that day, we're like, wonder how that puss-filled guy is. they didn't even That didn't even cross their fucking mind.
Chef Mike: I mean, I got to figure because they they're like the front lines. I think we talked about paramedics last week or a week before whatever, but they they for sure deserve more.
666: Yeah. They deserve more.
Chef Mike: They they see how like i don't what you call it, like how fucked up the medical field is for many reasons. And so people i think it's probably easy to get cynical about people who like don't seem to care.
666: Yeah, of course.
Chef Mike: Like somebody like that who's like not taking care of themselves living on the street. Obviously there's like reasons for that, whatever, but they're just like, yeah, dude, like I don't have time for that. There's like people who there's people who want desperately want help desperately need help and cannot access it.
Chef Mike: And I can't do anything to help them while this person, like while I'm getting called for this person who, who would die tomorrow and not care. don't It's tough.
666: Oh God.
Chef Mike: Yeah. God, cover that up.
666: Shoot both of them. Shoot the guy with the camera. Shoot that guy in the head. Get back. Hopping back in is the funniest idea to me. All right. Woo. Driving away.
666: yeah Like I said, I just picture all paramedics like the ones in Grand The Photo, which is NPCs hopping out, running into the side of the truck and then helping somebody eventually.
Chef Mike: Yes.
Chef Mike: Oh, man.
666: oh But yeah, real quick, let me go back and I'm going to go through the presidents that I can remember.
666: and and I'll give you give you my feedback on them.
Chef Mike: Oh, I like this.
666: ah
666: Who was before George Bush?
Chef Mike: Which one?
666: the the yeah The latest one.
Chef Mike: Clinton. Clinton.
666: Pretty. All right. Clinton, creep, total pedophile. Kind of cool. Kind of did. ah Only cool because of the saxophone.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Cool. Cause of the saxophone. as, as far as, um, not Trump's got a, Trump's got a great voice, but I would say Clinton ekes him out in, in terms of presidents of my lifetime who have like the funnest voice.
666: Total pussy, too.
Chef Mike: Clinton had a real good accent.
666: Did he blow a bunch of people up? Did he bomb people?
Chef Mike: Uh, I think every president since,
666: I might be a little young for that.
Chef Mike: I think that's a pretty normal thing. I think American presidents have to blow a bunch of innocent people up. It's like a rule now.
666: Yeah. Okay.
Chef Mike: It has been for quite some time, so I can't hold that against him. I don't think he had ah any wars as significant as anything after him.
Chef Mike: think he dealt with like Bosnia.
666: Oh, okay.
Chef Mike: and ah
666: Nothing. Okay. Well...
Chef Mike: for our visit For our listeners in the Baltics, I think is correct. And if i if that's wrong and I've offended you, it's just because I'm a stupid American. But ah I don't know what happened with Yugoslavia and whatever and Bosnia and all that.
Chef Mike: But I think we were involved and hopefully we did the right thing. Or not. i don't care.
666: All right. So, yeah, I don't know much about him. Creep, pedophile, slightly cool.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah.
666: ah Also seems like a major fuck up. He's like a fuck. He's like fucks up constantly. So, yeah, that guy that guy didn't have it together. Total total reptile, too.
Chef Mike: right big time.
666: All right. Next, you said, is George Bush.
Chef Mike: After Clinton?
666: Right?
Chef Mike: Well, either way, before and after Clinton ah is a george is a George Bush.
666: Yeah, yeah. I don't know the old one.
Chef Mike: Yeah, he's ah he's ah he's a nerd.
666: he's ah yeah it Wasn't he a CIA guy?
Chef Mike: Yes, after Clinton.
Chef Mike: Yeah, among other things.
666: Probably pedophile, too. Yeah, definitely. Latest George Bush. the You know, the 9-11 George Bush.
Chef Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
666: Uh, pretty cool. Now that I look back on him, I like everyone hated this guy.
Chef Mike: yeah. It's crazy.
666: This guy kind of rocked.
Chef Mike: Yeah. ah
Chef Mike: When I think about me so me in middle school, like punk kid who thought George Bush was going to ruin America and he was a fascist. And i like I remember writing an essay about it.
666: Nice.
Chef Mike: ah with like citations of like ways I believed he was violating the constitution. I thought he was the worst person on earth. And yeah, looking at again, presidents of my lifetime, I'm like, he might've been the best one.
666: Yeah. Okay.
Chef Mike: Even if I just go back, like,
Chef Mike: Not best one in terms of did stuff. Probably not that, but like normalist guy, probably, ah that clip of him fucking golfing all time clip, all time clip.
666: Okay.
666: The best ever. Throwing a strike in the first pitch after too. All right. Um...
Chef Mike: Uh, yeah, cool dude.
666: all right
Chef Mike: Maybe not. Maybe, maybe best presidents are is the wrong way to phrase that, but, but best dude.
666: He clearly bombed this shit out of a bunch of people. But he had to.
Chef Mike: what choice What choice did he have?
666: He had to. Yeah.
Chef Mike: One of the first times we had no choice.
666: um um I would have dropped a fucking nuke on those guys.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: So kind of a pussy for not dropping a nuke.
666: Unless he did too.
666: would have. go Go over Afghanistan. Drop a fucking nuke.
Chef Mike: I mean, it would have been funny.
666: How about that?
666: Yeah, what is it? So, yeah, he rocked. He was funny. He does like the funny the the eye exchanges.
Chef Mike: He does the eye stuff still to this day. ah Dodged two shoes.
666: True. Yeah.
Chef Mike: name and Name another president who who dodges a shoe and he gets the shoe thrown at him and he ducks, which is like...
666: pretty awesome.
Chef Mike: pretty awesome. Like good reflexes. And then the, like the, and, and the CIA or the ah secret service is like freaking out and like clearly about, and he like backs them off.
666: right
Chef Mike: He like holds his hand out. Like, no, no, no, no. It's just a shoe. Like the, oh my gosh, the like effortlessly just like deals, deals with the situation. Ness of him is, is still impresses me.
666: He didn't even give him the like, hey, knock it off. He didn't even do that.
Chef Mike: Yeah, he thought it was funny. He thought it was funny. He's smiling after the first shoe.
666: Second shoe comes, he still gets away from it, right?
Chef Mike: Yeah, he dodges the second shoe too, and he's smiling. he he He's getting attacked by some like angry Afghani, and he thinks it's funny.
666: He's like, whoa, forgot they had two shoes.
Chef Mike: Trump would have trump will ah whined about it.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Obama wouldn't have been able to dodge the shoe. like Obama's... Got good qualities too. That shoe would have hit him in the face.
666: Yep.
Chef Mike: um probably Probably Joe too.
666: joe would have Joe would have fucking perished from a shoot coming towards
Chef Mike: Yeah. yeah and Joe would have been the first person to be assassinated by a shoe.
666: him.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: He would have fucking died, dude. If you threw a blanket over the top of him, he would have been assassinated.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: Jesus.
Chef Mike: Yeah, doesn't even hit him in the face, glances his shoulder, and he gets knocked knocked off balance, and every bone in his body breaks.
666: He's killed, dude. ah George Bush also, I think ah ah think he's ah people say he was off and on the wagon. I don't know. Maybe he has a problem drinking.
Chef Mike: Oh, yeah, I think he was... ah Maybe sober by the time. No. I don't remember. But yeah.
666: Can't be sober dealing with 9-11.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. He's allowed to have a drink.
666: Yeah, I mean...
Chef Mike: I think he was like no. Yeah. I think there was a movie about him and he was like a party boy in like college and stuff.
666: Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay.
Chef Mike: And maybe he. I don't fucking know. From Texas. Yeah.
666: kept ah Kept all of his hair. He looks pretty much the same right now, I think.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: What did he do before? Was he like the governor of Texas or something?
Chef Mike: he was a governor.
666: Of course. they think I think that owned the Texas Rangers, the baseball team.
Chef Mike: That sounds right.
666: Let me see. I got fact check that. ah Yeah, George Bush so far, guy of fucking rocks.
Chef Mike: Yeah, not ah not endorsing everything he did.
666: and He was the owner of the Texas Rangers. Holy shit.
Chef Mike: Yeah, but in terms of like...
666: Part of the ownership group. Okay.
666: That's cool.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: ah Yeah, now he does mean things.
Chef Mike: and and And now he does paintings and shit.
666: What? Yeah.
Chef Mike: ah Like didn't... Like, got out of politics. Enjoyed his money. Did paintings. Doesn't really comment on stuff. Like, golfs a bunch. Doesn't really comment on stuff. Like, has barely ever.
Chef Mike: And I like that. Like, mind your own fucking business.
666: Yep, yep, that's how we do it here.
Chef Mike: Or it's, like, dignified, frankly. It's like, yeah you know? It's like, he's like, i I'm above giving my opinion to the news.
666: Yeah, fuck you guys.
Chef Mike: um So, yeah. He's, a like i said.
Chef Mike: If I had toldll told told 2002 me that I'd be like George Bush, not that bad. ah That'd be hard to believe.
666: pretty Pretty cool, dude.
Chef Mike: And here we are in whatever year it is.
666: Obama after George Bush. the The Obama, the hope picture of him.
Chef Mike: Shepard Fairey. Yeah.
666: People had on MySpace. Pretty cool.
Chef Mike: Yep, that was big.
666: Pretty, pretty cool. ah Shepard Ferry. Providence, Rhode Island. RISD. Shout out to that guy.
Chef Mike: RISD, that's right, yeah.
666: Still some of his original pieces around Providence that you can see on some walls.
Chef Mike: That's cool.
666: But Obama, first of all, black, gay, gay black guy. Just off the top.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah.
666: It has everything to do with politics. um
666: Yeah, I don't know. He bombed a ton of people. and
Chef Mike: Yeah, I think he holds the record for most people killed by an autonomous drone.
666: Oh, that kind of... Okay. um But maybe was that when drones were really popping? like It was like the hoverboard of presidencies where he was like, I got to fucking use this no matter what.
Chef Mike: yeah I think we had like just I think we had Predator drones during Bush, but I think like Predator drones were like popping off.
666: Yeah,
Chef Mike: And, and everyone was like pretty tired of Iraq and Iran and Afghanistan and shit. Like nobody wanted to have like a troop surge.
666: yeah of course.
Chef Mike: Uh, but we still, I guess needed to do stuff. I mean, he did get a ah bin Laden. So, but he would just, but he would just be like, all right, I'm not going to send like a platoon of human beings to do this military operation.
666: True.
Chef Mike: I'm just going to have ah Predator drone fly over like a, you know, like an Afghanistan all girls school and drop a bomb on it.
666: no Not the best.
Chef Mike: And that's how he dealt with it.
666: Yeah, no one's going to like that. That's like working from home.
Chef Mike: Yeah, he very much did war from home.
666: That's... Yeah. Yeah. says yeah
Chef Mike: He invented doing he invented doing war from home because Bush Bush knew how you had to get an aircraft carrier and put a bunch of people on it.
666: yeah
Chef Mike: i'm And I'm not saying that was good, but that felt like a war. Obama would be like, yeah, we're just gonna have a fucking plane, an unmanned plane.
666: what Why do you need to show up to the office? You're on meetings all day anyways.
Chef Mike: Typical kind of, typical I mean, if you think about it, typical kind of liberal mindset.
666: I thought you were say typical black guy, but yeah, typical liberal mindset for sure.
Chef Mike: oh yeah
666: a
Chef Mike: You picked up what I was laying down.
666: Typical black guy on Zoom where he has one iPod one ipod headphone in in his ear and the other one dangling
Chef Mike: Yes.
666: out. doesn't mute his mic the whole time.
Chef Mike: And just hear that he's at the gym.
666: You hear people coming in and out of his store of whatever he's managing.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: ah Obama, gay, black, bombed a lot of people. He also fucked up the economy pretty badly, I think.
Chef Mike: Got bin Laden.
666: Or it all happened under him. Maybe not his fault. or It happened under you. It's your fault. that's That's what happens.
Chef Mike: Yeah, that's kind of how that works.
666: 2008,
Chef Mike: It's true. You get the blame. um Gave everybody health care that sucks.
666: yeah. yeah the healthcare thing, I guess it didn't really work, right?
Chef Mike: I mean, if you're going to do it, do it correctly. like we have and we have We don't have universal... I don't know. I didn't care until I had to get health care myself. And it took nine months. Not really. How long have I been?
Chef Mike: took like four months to actually get get it. And it was just like... The number of letters they sent me is is is absolutely insane. I think i receive i think I've received 30 pieces of mail from healthcare that were just like nothing.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: That meant nothing.
666: yeah Your claim is being processed.
Chef Mike: They were like, we've not even a claim because I didn't have insurance yet. I was just trying to get insured. And they were like like, I got letters that were like, we're currently still reviewing your application.
666: Nice.
Chef Mike: just to inform you, if if the review is not complete by May 10th, you won't be eligible for coverage until June. And you're like, okay, why do you why are you sending me mail?
666: Okay. okay
Chef Mike: And then at one point they said I was approved. And so I enrolled in insurance that it said I was eligible for based on like my whatever situation.
Chef Mike: And then, and then they were like, then i got a ah letter after I enrolled that was like, you have to pay your premium or your whatever premium. I think it is before the end of the month for your coverage to begin.
666: Ahem.
Chef Mike: And so then I went online to try to pay the premium and it wouldn't let me. So I was like, that's weird. And I was like going to call them the next day. And then I forgot. And then I got another letter saying that my policy was canceled.
Chef Mike: And I was like, that's bullshit. So and I called them and they were like, oh yeah, you actually can't enroll in that policy because you have no income. So you have to enroll in this other one that was like, it was dope. Cause the one that I enrolled in costs like 40 bucks a month. And this one was free.
Chef Mike: But then they were like, you have to enroll in this one.
666: Oh, wow. Okay.
Chef Mike: That's free. And I was like, okay. But then they sent mail. Like they, they sent me the policy for the one that they had canceled that arrived that ah that arrived after i had been told it was canceled.
666: okay
Chef Mike: So then two days I got that. And then two days later I got the letter that it was canceled. And then two days after that, I got the new policy. Just like stop mailing me things. So anyway, that's my feeling about government health care is that ah um make something that doesn't suck.
Chef Mike: If you're going to do it, everyone's if you're going to do something crazy like that, everyone's going to want it to fail or like everyone who hates it is going to want it to fail. So you have to make it airtight.
Chef Mike: And then this experience has sucked. yeah Anyway, sorry.
666: Okay. Go off.
Chef Mike: ah went off
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: I went off the rails.
666: um
666: Also, he might date a man. that goes That's like one of those arrows that points both directions.
Chef Mike: Killed a guy. Killed it killed a guy and the chef or whatever that he drowned in a pond.
666: and Points to gay. Yeah. That's under the gay category.
Chef Mike: yeah Yeah, it's an under gay.
666: After might date a man because his wife might be a man. Killer. Murderer. Because he killed the gay. That's like ah two different columns, I guess.
Chef Mike: Yeah, you I guess you get to kill one gay chef for every Bin Laden you kill.
666: Yeah, I mean, I think you get to kill someone close to you every presidency.
Chef Mike: They cancel out.
666: Probably look into it, right?
Chef Mike: I think, yeah, I bet the, yeah.
666: trump's Trump's first wife died. He buried her on, like, the seventh hole on his golf course.
Chef Mike: Yes. Oh my God. He's such a fucking psycho.
666: Obama's gay chef boyfriend died in his lake. He probably buried him i don at the the bodega or something.
666: I don't know where.
Chef Mike: He's got a necklace with his ashes in it that he wears all the time.
666: ah that could be At the sicko. Yeah, exactly.
666: So, yeah, Obama ruined the economy, gay, black, killed a murderer, married to a man.
666: Healthcare, care bad. Obama phones, bad. what was that? Okay.
Chef Mike: Oh yeah. Cash for clunkers. Remember that?
666: no what was that
Chef Mike: Um, I think he was trying to get all the bad car, not bad, like old cars off the road. You could like, if you had a car that was from like whatever year that was like 1997 or earlier, you could bring it in and they'd give you 800 bucks for it.
666: okay
Chef Mike: You'd buy a new car. And they'd fill the engine with fiberglass or something so that it could never be used again.
666: Oh my God.
Chef Mike: And then everyone, then everyone got pissed because all these like salvageable cars were inoperable.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: Um, he did that. That was interesting.
666: Okay. Now, uh, Trump first term.
666: Uh, what's, how did it start off? Uh, uh,
666: I think it's, no, that was towards the end.
Chef Mike: COVID was towards the end.
666: Yeah, I don't know how the beginning started off at all.
Chef Mike: I don't remember 2016 2017 or 2018, really.
666: Yeah, I don't either. Probably pretty chill. Pretty chill. Also pretty chill. Pretty chill probably too. Probably booming stock market.
Chef Mike: Yeah, from ah from a like things perspective, I guess I probably have like a little bit of George Bush syndrome there, too, where I'm like, I think at the time... I was probably like really worked up about stuff where I was like, he's banning Muslims from entering. Like what, you know, like people were freaking out about stuff.
Chef Mike: Um, and then nothing really happened.
666: Yep. Chill.
Chef Mike: Like,
666: Uh, Trump first term, chill funny guy. and think he did SNL still, still creep, still pedophile.
Chef Mike: yeah, COVID not so great.
666: And that's just like the others.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: Then towards the end, COVID happened, um
Chef Mike: have handled that better.
666: you you could He could have done what he's so big on doing and defying the man, but we all what he actually so came to the man and we all got fucked because he listen he listened to that fucking rat, Anthony Fauci.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Dude, it's crazy how... it but It's crazy how he always ends up with clean hands, though. Where you're like, he had it he at any time could have fired Anthony Fauci.
666: Yeah, I know.
666: Yeah, exactly.
Chef Mike: There's no there's no law that prevents it. Like, he could have just been like, yeah, man. Like, no.
666: Yeah, we need so we need some better fucking, some better shit going on here.
Chef Mike: But he didn't. And then he just ends up being like... i do ah People are telling me that bleach is a really great way of killing it.
666: Yeah, yes.
Chef Mike: So I don't know. Maybe there's maybe maybe if everyone drinks bleach?
666: Um, but then also COVID the best side of it was he did have a raging stock market and interest rates dropped.
Chef Mike: Uh-huh.
666: So people, a lot of people were able to get some houses. That's good. Uh, but yeah, big, big, big reason he might've lost was because of Anthony Fauci, that type of stuff.
666: Uh,
Chef Mike: Yeah, everyone was pretty pissed about that.
666: Yeah, that wasn't chill at all.
Chef Mike: Yeah,
666: Why'd that fucking rat fuck get to run the world for a year?
Chef Mike: ah yeah everyone was being pretty dumb.
666: yeah
Chef Mike: I think back on masks and I'm like, I was pretty dumb.
666: So stupid. You see videos of crowds wearing masks, you're like, God damn it, we were so fucking dumb.
Chef Mike: Well, people still talk about it. Like on Twitter, like, you know, like right. Ultra right. People will be like, never forget what they made us do. And it'll be like a group of people wearing masks to try to be like, like social commentary.
666: Your government did that.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, of like, Don't don't ever be tricked again. and like, yeah, I did wear a mask, but then I'm also like and it did suck.
Chef Mike: But I'm also like, i mean, I sat at my, you know, like we had to wear like masks in the office.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: But I would just take the mask off when I was like at my cubicle. Or like you'd be like at a restaurant you just like take the mask off to eat.
666: Yep.
Chef Mike: It's like it was stupid. It was objectively stupid.
666: So dumb.
Chef Mike: um like I understand why you wear it in a hospital or like around sick people, but but it was was just like the...
666: Yeah, of course, that makes sense.
Chef Mike: like
666: A bunch of healthy people wearing masks outside. Crazy.
Chef Mike: Yeah, that that was... Some of that stuff was nuts. And then the and then ah other stuff that, yeah, I feel like... I mean, I don't know. like When they like shut down beaches and stuff, and you're like, like really?
666: Oh, yeah.
Chef Mike: Really?
666: Ruin the summer.
Chef Mike: um That was pretty weird.
666: Okay, so then Trump loses and it's Joe Biden. Good God.
666: Good God that was bad.
Chef Mike: Yeah, that was rough.
666: yeah
Chef Mike: That was dark.
666: That might be worse. Joe Biden, would say, had a man, ah worse off presidency than Trump has had in both of his terms.
Chef Mike: Yeah, I mean, again, when you when you have like the hindsight now of like knowing how things went.
666: Holy shit.
666: oh he shit
Chef Mike: And it's funny to think back on like how even in the beginning, i mean, even during his like ah candidate time where he'd fuck something up, like he just would literally have like an old man like dementia attack.
666: Oh, God.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: uh and people would be like it's not it's not that big a deal like he's he's very sharp like they were saying that like four years ago like yeah it's just started like all that making excuses for him yeah then you like look back on it and you're like no like like every time he fell yeah all those like times he would like fall off of shit and like or he just like and and then like why did he never do
666: A stutter.
666: He had a stutter in 1922. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
666: oh yeah alighty
Chef Mike: uh, like for four years, basically he never did a press conference like ever.
666: Yeah, true.
Chef Mike: And you have like the hindsight on, on that. And you're like, Oh, like this was bad. And everyone was covering it up and not just like,
666: Is that the hindsight that they're like, yeah, this guy is fucked up?
Chef Mike: yeah. And you could believe you could believe if it was just his, you know, his cabinet and, and Jill and like his staffers and stuff like, yeah, it's their job. If he's like,
Chef Mike: having a mushy day, they cover for him. I can believe that. And that's probably good, right?
666: okay
Chef Mike: Like and not a good thing that it happened, but like from a, from a world perspective, if the president, you can't just like switcheroo the president. So if the president's like, Oh, this guy's like having a bad dementia day, you cover for him because you can't let people know that the president is retarded.
Chef Mike: Uh, that feels fine to me.
666: Oh, yeah.
Chef Mike: Uh, what I don't think is okay is that they clearly had like the media in on it too.
666: That debate...
Chef Mike: Like the media, like, you know, he'd like fall off of a stage and then like shit himself. And then the media would be like, the media would be like, it's not a big deal.
666: That'd be, yeah.
Chef Mike: Yeah. everyone listen, he's not a spring chicken, but he's, but he's, and it's like, then, yeah, that's what like leads people to not trust any of it.
666: He fucking rocks, actually. He's so strong.
Chef Mike: When you're like, Oh, clearly you were all covering for him. And like now in retrospect, why were you doing that? Unless, you know, unless somebody was texting you or calling you or emails go off and they're like, Hey, fucking, I don't know, Joe Scarborough, we need you to like,
Chef Mike: say good things about the president today and he just does it. It's like, all right, well, you're a fucking chill now, you know,
666: Oh my God. Of course.
Chef Mike: but they're still doing it and they still fucking do it.
666: So yeah, dude, dude was sucked his last debate or whatever when he would totally was just not speaking English. Pretty crazy.
Chef Mike: Yeah, that was wild.
666: um Yeah, a lot ah lot of um shit.
Chef Mike: It was absolutely wild.
666: Groceries are insanely expensive from that time, I would say. They just went up every day, basically, and they and cost. I think gas was at like $6 at one point.
Chef Mike: Yeah, there was some wild stuff going on
666: that some At one point, we didn't have gas, too. Pretty fucking. 2021, there was just a gas shortage. We were like, hey, we don't have gas. That was terrible.
666: A lot of stupid shit, a lot of fucked up shit. ah He did did cover for his very pedophile son, who's probably a rapist and ah definitely an avid drug user.
666: And probably should be in jail for a while. Or maybe maybe just shot in the back of the head.
Chef Mike: Yeah, it's sort of crazy that um,
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: I don't know what the right word would be. Like, got pardoned and like, that's that. Nothing, there's hasn't, there aren't any consequences.
666: Here's one thing that everybody can't disagree with or on either on whatever the fuck side of it you are. Hunter Biden would have been very good friends with Jeffrey Epstein if they ever came across path.
Chef Mike: Yep. Mm-hmm.
666: I think the age gap might be a little different. Maybe they were friends, but yeah, those two guys would have hit off.
Chef Mike: yeah
666: Absolutely hit it off. Ahem. and they're They're probably, that's how I think of, they're they're the same. They're in the same, they're they're say sharing the same t-shirt type of friends.
666: one one arm One guy has one arm out of the right t-shirt hole. the Jeffrey Epstein has the arm out of the left t-shirt hole and they're acting like they're the one person.
666: Yeah. yeah Joe Biden, bad. gay old was he a pedophile
Chef Mike: I mean, he was definitely a creeper.
666: no yeah it smelled girls hair creeper uh total pussy also too because in the osama documentary i guess he was the only one to be like i don't think we should do this
Chef Mike: Yeah, he did some creepy stuff.
666: And then ah Obama was like, fucking blow, drop a nuke on the goddamn fucking house. I don't care.
Chef Mike: Yeah, well, you know, that's that's that's Joe Byron for you.
666: Yeah, pussy. Never saw his vice president's boobs. Also negative. That's a very big... Make her, you know... but Have her pull them out at least once.
Chef Mike: Bump them out.
666: Dump them out. Dump those fucking... Dump the weird Rastafarian boobs or whatever they are that she has.
Chef Mike: If you're not going to do press conferences, at least.
666: Yeah. Yeah. Would you rate ah Joe Biden a total faggot?
Chef Mike: ah Yeah, I think so.
666: Yeah, it has to be.
666: Yeah, sorry, you guys. um Yeah, I don't know. i Why is... why is
Chef Mike: Him too, actually. I mean, ah again, ah not someone I want to hear from. Not someone I even care to.
666: Yeah, he's gone.
Chef Mike: yeah Yeah. If you told me that he like peacefully passed away four months ago and I just missed it on the news, I would be like, okay. Like, wouldn't have any trouble.
666: Oh, okay.
Chef Mike: Would not have any trouble believing that. Yeah, he's one too where you're like, okay, he lost the election. Stuff's going on.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: yeah He was in politics for like 50 years. No one's asking him. He's not offering opinions. You just every now and then see a video of him on like Cape Cod, like licking a popsicle on the beach.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: Like, go yeah, president Biden visited the hot beach today. here he is eating ice cream. got, okay. Okay.
666: Uh, yeah. And also i guess he's going to die soon from cancer. So that's pretty fucked up.
Chef Mike: Oh, I forgot about that. I did hear about that. Yeah.
666: Um, now on the Trump today, ah probably the funniest, funniest guy, maybe on earth. Uh, I'd guy, guy is fucking hilarious.
Chef Mike: Oh, my God.
666: um done a lot like Done a lot of crazy shit that I guess I don't really know. There's a lot of a lot of bureaucracy around it, if that's the word. of the I'm not going to comment on the federal...
666: ah slashing I don't know it doesn't it doesn't affect me i don't give a fuck I didn't get fired who who knows ah Elon Musk kind of a kind of a cuck move to bring him in because then he leaves and he calls you a pedophile not the best look
Chef Mike: I don't know. um
Chef Mike: This is true.
666: Also, you did kind of also a cuck move where you're like, hey, my friend kind of has a failing business. We're going to bring him on the lawn with three of his cars.
666: I'm going say how good they are.
Chef Mike: It's crazy how trend yeah how like transparent all that is now. where he's like like ah That shitty parade that we talked about three episodes ago whatever was like sponsored by Coinbase.
Chef Mike: It was like the Coinbase presents the 250th anniversary of the army.
666: No. No way.
Chef Mike: Yeah, literally. And then he was talking the other day about hosting a hosting a UFC ah at the white house, like having the UFC on the lawn of the white house.
666: Oh, my
Chef Mike: and you're like, yeah we know you're friends with Dana white.
666: What is good?
Chef Mike: Like, and you're the president. It's like, it's not even that like, like he doesn't need it. And, and, and it doesn't benefit us at all.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: It's like why it there's it's it's the weirdest. It's the weirdest like like obviously ufc would be psyched about it because it's like a thing. It's like a big thing.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: But like what does America need to be. yeah i don't know. It just feels it feels tacky.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: and he And he does that stuff all the time where he's like like like what fucking president sells shoes.
666: Yes, exactly.
Chef Mike: It is funny.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: But also, like, why are you selling shoes?
666: Dude, you know it, dude.
Chef Mike: And then he made, like, $35 million dollars on the shoes. So, like, that's why he sells the shoes.
666: Cock, dude. Stop hating on um
Chef Mike: Yeah.
666: him. Yes. So, pretty fucking hilarious. ah Bombing Iran kind of had to be done. i guess it was fake bombing.
Chef Mike: i'm not I don't know about any that.
666: Yeah, I don't know about any of that stuff.
Chef Mike: Actually, like, actually pretty, like, pretty fucking gay that he's Texas is like flooding and he's having and he's having Netanyahu over at the White House.
666: Overall...
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: I actually thought that was pretty like.
Chef Mike: ah He's getting he's he's like getting off easy doing that.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: Personally, in my opinion.
666: Okay. Go ahead. Go off, King.
Chef Mike: i don't really have any other thoughts there. I just think like we've we've kind of like set a precedent of like if you're the president and there's a natural disaster, whether or not it's helpful.
Chef Mike: Like he gave. um if you remember, like, I don't remember which one it was Helene or Milton, but like he, he did a thing after one of those, it was the one that went through, ah Asheville.
Chef Mike: So Milton, right.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: anyway, uh, Biden, and this was during the, this was during the campaign. He Biden didn't go. uh because he's biden and like he can't go to the fucking hurricane are you kidding me too old uh trump did like a press conference in front of a bunch of bricks know if you remember that where yeah that he built they built the podium out of like bricks like just like bricks they found lying around to make to like make it look super working class
666: that
666: yeah of course he's too old
666: no
666: that's awesome
Chef Mike: And he gave a speech about how, like, if he's president, he's going to help the people of North Carolina whatever, South Carolina, whichever Carolina it's in. And like, ah oh, look, Biden's not even here.
Chef Mike: um Did that shit.
666: Yep.
Chef Mike: So you're like, all right, that's a fair. That's a fair. Jab.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: But then when fucking. Like 200 people in Texas now got like washed away in a river, including like 80 kids, like summer camping kids.
Chef Mike: And he's like, well, I can't be bothered to go there. I have to host.
666: No way.
Chef Mike: I have to host the president of Israel.
666: way.
Chef Mike: Bad look, bad look for the guy.
666: Not the best.
Chef Mike: Not the best look like I get it. What can you do yeah while there's a fucking... While the rivers are flooding, but you go stand there and you tell people it's going to be okay. We're going to help you out.
Chef Mike: I don't know. My two cents. And also fucking fuck Netanyahu.
666: Yes. Okay. Okay.
666: ah Stock market's up. Grocery's still expensive.
Chef Mike: stock market Stock market crazy up.
666: or
Chef Mike: Respectfully...
666: We'll see. ah We'll see if the groceries go down. He's still got basically four more years, so we'll see at the end of that.
Chef Mike: Yeah, it's actually insane how much has happened in six months.
666: Yeah.
666: ah So, yeah, be good.
Chef Mike: um
666: ah
Chef Mike: Yeah, i think NVIDIA hit an all-time high today. Knock on wood.
666: That's pretty thick.
666: ah Yeah, overall still very, very funny. and
Chef Mike: Oh, still hilarious. Even when he's like not... dealing with a natural disaster because he like literally like three days prior, like defunded FEMA, like couldn't have timed it. But honestly makes me a little bit believe that, that there's weather control because he literally FEMA, like a bunch of FEMA's like online shit and stuff went into ah or went offline on January, on June 30th.
666: Oh, God.
Chef Mike: And then this flood happened on like, yeah, or the the first round of flooding happened on like July 3rd.
666: Multiple floods.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Anyway, I don't actually believe there's Jewish weather machines, but then he hosts Netanyahu. So who knows? Maybe he had to bring Netanyahu to the White House to be like, turn off the weather machine.
666: Could be. Yeah. yeah
666: Calm the peace down with the weather machine.
Chef Mike: Honestly, actually.
Chef Mike: Israel bombs Iran. Trump bombs Iran too for some reason. then ah Then Trump goes on TV and he gives that quote where he's like, where he's like they don't know what the fuck they're doing about Israel israel and Iran.
666: Yep.
Chef Mike: And that probably pissed off Netanyahu.
666: Yep.
Chef Mike: Netanyahu flips on the fucking weather machine, Jewish weather machine, starts flooding Texas.
666: It's like, boom.
Chef Mike: He's like, who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, bitch? And then Trump calls him up and he's like, turn off the weather machine. And he's like, invite me to the White House. We're talking this out. We're talking out how you're going to bomb Iran again. And that's what's happening right now.
666: Get in here, bud.
Chef Mike: That might be it. Might have cracked the code.
666: Okay.
Chef Mike: So if that's why, actually, I take it back. If that's why Trump hosted Netanyahu at the White House instead of going to Texas because he needed to bargain with Israel to turn off the weather machine, then I, then that's fine.
666: Smartest man alive.
Chef Mike: That's actually fine.
666: Smartest man alive.
Chef Mike: But still funny. I mean, today or two days ago when he was like, when was like Jeffrey Epstein, really hilarious, hilarious.
666: Never heard of him.
Chef Mike: ah Uh, yeah.
666: Okay. Yeah, so, yeah, I don't know much yet. We'll see how it goes with him.
666: keep the stock market pumping and then get the groceries cheaper. We might be talking. And then there's all the other inner stuff that you're not going to comment on because I don't really know much about it.
Chef Mike: A
666: But funny. ah Pedophile creep once again.
Chef Mike: a plus comedy. S tier comedy.
666: Yeah.
Chef Mike: Comedian.
666: ah Maybe slashing people's jobs. Not the best always. Not not too cool. i Yeah.
Chef Mike: The thing. All right.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Something has to be done. Everyone agrees something has to be done.
Chef Mike: About the debt.
666: Yes.
Chef Mike: I don't necessarily know that the bill he passed is, is the right thing, but like, uh,
666: We'll see.
Chef Mike: we can't keep spending like $30 trillion dollars a year and not paying off our debt.
666: Yeah.
666: We'll see. ah Yeah, that's it for the episode, I guess. sorry for Sorry if this was a bad episode, in your opinion, but I think all of it is satire, and yeah, that's what it is.
Chef Mike: We don't need to explain ourselves. i'm I'm not explaining myself to anyone. Fuck you. Uh.
666: Yeah, fuck every everybody. Everybody's a pedophile. Fuck the guy that's commented on the Spotify. Fuck everybody. If you haven't joined any of the Discord, Reddit, YouTube, fuck you too.
666: How about that?
Chef Mike: Ooh, yeah, tell them.
666: better You better start joining that stuff.
Chef Mike: That's all right. We got all the politics out of our systems this week.
666: We got nothing to lose. and don't have ah We don't have a fucking HelloFresh ad or MeUndies ad or Sheath underwear ad. So, yeah. I have nothing to lose.
666: How about that? talk about and I'll talk about both sides of the party.
Chef Mike: Yeah, how about that?
666: All right.
Chef Mike: That's fine.
666: That's it.
Chef Mike: That's...
666: That's it. That's it. Everybody, ah yeah. but We'll see you next week.
