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Speaker: Welcome to Dudes R Us.
Speaker: Now let's start the show. Yeah. All right. It's working this time. Start up. Start up. All right. Well, that two minutes will be part of When we have a pitch down, that'll be like a lost intro that no one ever hears.
Speaker: Maybe. um One of the worst ones we've ever had. That's saying something. And it's not us not us being like, yeah, that didn't make the cut. I just literally didn't know we were recording. Jared was talking about like a restaurant.
Speaker: Yeah. We'll leave it there. Uh-huh. We'll yeah leave them leave it a mystery. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Deck. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Amso. You came in clutch with Amso because I didn't remember what it was called. Restaurant has a deck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Boat parking. Yeah.
Speaker: I mean, any restaurant that you can pull a boat up to. we we used to go to one and
Speaker: somewhere in on the panhandle. And that was cool. You could just drive your boat up to it. Hell yeah.
Speaker: oh Well, we're back and another another week. And I don't know why, but I keep thinking of...
Speaker: of before this episode of Indian... Have we done indian Indian guy but being like ah like a Uyghur Indian guy? No, we definitely haven't.
Speaker: I need to hear that. No, I'm trying to think of what they would say. i don't know what they would say. I'm trying to think of it like a boss man guy.
Speaker: Because I guess maybe some of them are Uyghurs, but... There's for sure... that Isn't there an Indian wigger guy and like in like the Pitch Perfect movie? Am I making that up?
Speaker: I gotta look that up.
Speaker: I haven't seen Pitch Perfect. I thought that was the Red Sox movie with Jimmy Fallon. um I think that one's called... something else let's see fever pitch there we go drew barrymore that's a real movie
Speaker: yep no what is the indian guy what is the ah it's some movie like that is it like mean girls
Speaker: Yeah, there's a rapping Indian guy in Mean Girls.
Speaker: Kevin Napoor. Let me look this up.
Speaker: This is exciting.
Speaker: current here's a current slang phrases oh yeah here we go
Speaker: okay I'm reading these over here the other thing is uh now that you can do <unk>s actually gonna maybe put us out of business is now that you can just make your own ah chatbot personalities on like meta and grok yeah okay you could literally just be like, all right, I want an Indian Wigur companion chat bot, and it'll and it'll do that for you.
Speaker: Wow. Wow. Wow, boss man. yeah I'm trying to think. I'm looking through. i had to look up young urban guy phrases. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Uh-huh. he He got the walk. This is Ramadan.
Speaker: Ramadan voicemail. Blicky. Serve. Trap. Okay. These are all. um' It's tough because I'm realizing I don't know much of these.
Speaker: He got motion. Wow, he has so motion. Okay. Chasing and but a... Wow. Teed up. Do you know what teed up is?
Speaker: Turned up. Okay. Turned up. Walked heavily under the... Teed up. Wow. Okay. and and These are all... i got He got motion.
Speaker: You know what that is? got motion. You know what that means? He got motion. He got very motion. You have motion. Wow, baby, you have motion.
Speaker: Yeah, this party's got motion. i am a tapped in.
Speaker: i i have a box cutter. I am tapped in.
Speaker: That's what they said heading towards the Twin Towers. m
Speaker: Oh, you're very... this This plane is cooked, man.
Speaker: This plane very mid. You're a bot.
Speaker: Everyone, step back from the cockpit. We are chasing a bag. We are... Wow, he is holding the bag. Oh, this is a good one, Jerry.
Speaker: Everyone, step back from the cockpit. I have this switchy on me. Ooh, I like that. It's a box cutter instead of a switch. Ran it up. Okay. These are all good. These are all pretty good.
Speaker: Had to get that out of my system.
Speaker: Yeah, there's that's got... We can keep workshopping that. We can keep building on that. That have that has legs on it. That could work. yes Drop your chat. drop Drop your thoughts in the chat.
Speaker: It's actually all I'm going to be able to think about for the rest of the pod.
Speaker: Yeah, I've been trying to think. We're shooting hard bite.
Speaker: Wow, Sydney Sweeney, very big boobs. Oh, my God.
Speaker: She is her. She is her, man. Bossman is her. Sydney Bossman Sweeney is her.
Speaker: Give me more. Let me get some more here.
Speaker: Here's a deeper list. A trap drill. I'm outside. Big stepping. He's a munch. Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker: Did you hear, do you know what that one is? He's a munch. Have you heard someone get called that? No, I've never heard that. You didn't say that today at the small AMSO that you were at?
Speaker: Yeah, I was, was, they were like, hey, do you want to sit at this table near the ocean? And we were like, not that one. That guy over there, he's a munch. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Imagine the Indian dudes hitting the old lady with that they're scamming that has like the fake virus on their computer with all these. Be even more. It should be even more fucking tossed.
Speaker: Let's see. She wouldn't even be locked in. Ben him. Ben her. Guys, we're on fucking fire right now. Starting this intro up.
Speaker: Jerry, big Bitcoin at all-time high. What do you think about that? was talking about that earlier. Also, fucking Coinbase. i yeah so we I think you and I both got into Bitcoin at the same time.
Speaker: and both I guess I don't know what you did. I think I bought into it when it was at like shy of $40. $40,000? $40,000. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: No. forty thousand ah yeah no And then I think I, and then I was holding it when it went up to like 60, maybe 70,000.
Speaker: Okay. okay And then I remember, I don't remember how low it went, but it went to like, this must've been like 2020, maybe into it.
Speaker: yeah i think i bought into it in 2021 when it was around like 40 and then it went up to maybe like 60 and i was like oh i am rich and then it went down to like back down to 20 at some point not even like down to like 16. yeah okay yeah and that and at that point Because like there's there's stuff I have that I'm like, that i you know, like cannabis stocks mostly that I bought in 2017.
Speaker: Jeez. ches Stupidly, that are worth nothing. And so it's not worth the effort to sell them where you're like, yeah, $500 this, but it's literally like $25 now. So it's like, I don't care enough about that $25 bother selling it.
Speaker: twenty five dollars now so it's like i don't care enough about that twenty five dollars to bother selling it But even when the Bitcoin that I bought was at 16, it was like actual money. And I was like, there's no point and like, this is the end of Bitcoin.
Speaker: There's no point in just like continuing to let this money become less money. So I took it out at 16. And yeah, now it's what, like 120 ish.
Speaker: Yeah. um So that sucks. But whatever. i made, a i made, Some money off of it, but obviously didn't hold on to the bag if you compared it to right now.
Speaker: Yeah. And like that was only 2021. Then at all time one of the all-time loser moves, i was doing it in, what is it, area.
Speaker: i was in the bitcoin game for a while And I was, it yeah
Speaker: was a winter, I remember, and it wasn't I wasn't fucking, i needed some cash. And for some reason, me and my buddy were like, let's just put all of our paychecks into Bitcoin. and uh we both needed money like six months later and just withdrew it all but that was when it was uh let me see bitcoin price yeah well that was in 2012 it was nothing like comparatively speaking no it was 378 dollars then which felt like so much felt like so much back then i remember fucking faggot
Speaker: I remember when like Bitcoin God, because im I knew i knew of Bitcoin when it was less than a dollar or when it was like around a dollar a coin. But I don't even think I was 18 yet. And I even if I was, I ah didn't understand.
Speaker: Like it was way earlier in the Internet and I just didn't understand crypto exchanges and and stuff enough to buy it. And then I remember the next time I thought about it, probably when I was in college, uh it was a lot it was like oh if you wanted to buy a bitcoin it it's like 100 bucks or like 150 and i was like that's a lot i'm not gonna do that and i didn't really understand that you could also buy fractions of it god damn it yeah yeah and then i also ah again it's one of those things that who gives a shit but i bought coinbase the last time crashed not crashed but it was at one point like
Speaker: over 300 in the like two thousand to our sorry in like 2020 or when it launched and then uh it when when that bitcoin crash happened it also went down to like i think like 70 bucks and i bought some then then it stayed at like 70 and thinking like oh it's got to go up like this is just a reaction to bitcoin and then it stayed hovering between like 60 and 70 bucks for like two years and that's another one that like in you know like in like early 2024 i was just like this is this isn't worth holding on to it's just hovering at the same price so i think i sold i think i bought into it at like whatever i said like 50 or 60 and i sold it probably
Speaker: For like 80 or something or maybe less than that. And now today it hit 400. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: All time bag droppers. Yeah, don't listen to us. Yeah, we fucking suck. Go to the night. it's good to push That's a good portion of the world.
Speaker: Yeah, it's fine. If anybody has any yeah meme coins that are still on the brink, ah let me know. Send in the Discord. Let's all just jump on that. Let's all jump on a Red Bull, guys, and we'll take the podcast. I would actually enjoy it. I'm convinced.
Speaker: We'll do the podcast seven days a week. I would know when to get out before the rug pull. I would just need someone to tell me. would need to be on the inner circle of it.
Speaker: Yeah, you just need somebody to be like, all right, we're all cashing out now. Yes. Do somebody do that? Where I don't have to put in that money. i put in like $1,000. And then you just tell me to get out. And then it's, you know, it's.
Speaker: you know How much did Iresa Darius coin? $200,000. don't know. She probably got honestly. Yeah, that's true. She didn't get enough ah holdings. She still lives in the weird fucking...
Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: I added that to the control panel. That's incredible. Hit that again. get get get Oh, man.
Speaker: Jesus fucking Christ. Do you think it's illegal if you were to open up a alleged like if you allegedly were to open up a business where you just fake documents for people?
Speaker: Oh. Is that illegal? Yes. Not like driver's licenses and stuff. But any kind of fake... I guess I don't know what you mean by fake document.
Speaker: like I don't know either. I'm allegedly thinking thinking out loud. So here's here's my... take on that the least profitable business in GTA 5 is the document forgery okay no one no one picks the document forgery because you can't even have all of them or or maybe you can now but you couldn't originally have all of them even like the counterfeit currency it was better than the document forgery so I get it that like
Speaker: the fucking meth lab or the or the cocaine thing was like more dangerous. But more money, though. Okay, fair enough.
Speaker: That makes sense. Guys, hey, just think about it.
Speaker: You know?
Speaker: Think about it, Patrick C. Yeah. What if you something stupid faked, you know? Yeah, like... ah So I wonder, obviously like driver's license, passport.
Speaker: That's no, I'm not, not type shit is definitely illegal. But to your point of is, a receiptr or even like if you wanted fake,
Speaker: bake but convincing degree, why would that be illegal? Like, as long as I'm not using like,
Speaker: Harvard university's trademarks, like their logo or whatever. Why can't I have a fake degree that I just hang on my wall that looks like it's a Harvard degree.
Speaker: It's not like, like if somebody bothered to go call Harvard and check, they'd be like, no, that person's not in our system. That's too much, you know, but just to have it on the wall is like a thing. Is that illegal?
Speaker: Yeah. What is an everyday thing that you would forge? Receipt. Yeah. You need a receipt for something. I don't think that that's illegal.
Speaker: McDonald's receipt. Walmart. think the person, the theoretical person who requests that fake receipt from you, if they choose to do something fraudulent with it,
Speaker: they are committing fraud. I don't think you're doing anything. If somebody was just like, cause like, i think chat and GPT would do that right now. If you were like, Hey chat, GPT, make me a convincing looking receipt for $18 and 24 cents for a restaurant called don't am. So don't give my idea away to AI already.
Speaker: Well, just to that, i I think it could probably do that. And then if and that's fine. ChatGPT didn't commit a crime. But if you then use that in expense report fraudulently, then maybe you have.
Speaker: hu Sorry, i didn't I didn't think that through. I bet ChatGPT couldn't do that. It wouldn't be convincing enough to fool your company's expense software.
Speaker: Hit the fucking sound button, dude.
Speaker: very good do you think his mom's smart enough to fucking not get rug pulled on no she's almost just as autistic yeah exactly
Speaker: exactly she's a hundred percent she's got scammed on those got scammed in the fucking Darius beanbags or whatever they are.
Speaker: Yep. Oh, the dolls or whatever. Yeah. I love how Darius just has a full MacBook setup or a Mac desktop and a MacBook. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: So maybe they did do a little bit well. I think, I mean, now that... So I had no idea how much people make off of Instagram until Mr. and Nasty started posting. yes Where he'll be like, everyone who said they fucking hate me um because of my last video, thank you for the $24 that this post made me an engagement.
Speaker: thirty eight $38 fucking dollars. So I got a figure Irisa makes like a couple hundo, if not more, off of every post. Jesus Christ. like, if you're doing...
Speaker: She does have a million followers. Yeah, so we're definitely more than a couple hundred. She probably makes, you know, like four figures per post. Jesus Christ. She does sometimes like two a day. So if you're like pulling in.
Speaker: Just her dancing. Ten grand a week maybe off of stupid videos. Guys, get us on the rug pull coin. We'll make a fake tweet.
Speaker: linkedin page to the podcast and we'll all do we'll podcast for seven days seven days it's seven episodes paul will be back on because we can all go into the sunset because we have ah rug pull under us we're rich that's ah just one that's all we want We'll go to a Ben Avery's house. We'll fucking smash him in the head with a Stanley thermos.
Speaker: Hell yes. Say, you're fucking gay. You're a faggot.
Speaker: And then we'll take over that. yeah yeah Take over the Lemon Party podcast. We'll do ads for our own podcast. Jump on back into our podcast.
Speaker: Yep. Go from there.
Speaker: So yeah, basically, Patrick C. probably knows somebody. He's probably in some certain discords. If you're in a discord, hop in our discord and tell us or go on the Reddit. Tell us somehow. That might be what his job is. Yes.
Speaker: He still won't tell us where he works. The discord mod.
Speaker: That could be it.
Speaker: Well, we didn't get any more comments. on Spotify this week. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker: It's the summer. It's tough. It's tough to get people's attention in the summer. They're all at the beach. and People still work. Yeah, but like everyone's like doing stuff. Everyone's like, you don't work.
Speaker: Gotta bring that up.
Speaker: All respect. Respectfully. ah Bring that up and during podcast time. Damn. You want to talk about it at all? How dare you?
Speaker: Do you want to talk about it at all? Not really.
Speaker: ah think LinkedIn's just a disaster. Oh my God. I've ranted about it. How LinkedIn's a bunch of fucking faggots. Everything's broken.
Speaker: I, if I haven't, I mean, this is great comedy content, but if you are a company that I've definitely talked about this before, whatever, if you're like a company that you put up a job posting for a job, that's like $200,000 salary.
Speaker: And then you, and then that you don't fill that job for six months. so half a year, you can then deduct $100,000 on your corporate taxes because In theoretically, you've in the government's mind, you've lost out on one hundred thousand dollars worth of labor by not being by, quote unquote, not being able to fit it fill a position for six months that you say is necessary.
Speaker: So fucking half the goddamn jobs on LinkedIn are just. fake jobs that companies put up so that they can then, so that they can never fill them and then get a tax write-off.
Speaker: And that's right that's true. That's, that's a real, that's a real thing that happens now. I'm going have to fact check you right here on chat. Check me right now.
Speaker: What do you want me to ask? Do companies can companies deduct, ah salary of unfilled jobs?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: There's nothing to deduct, so no paying salary.
Speaker: I don't don't care why you're stupid. I don't think player is a budgeted salary but doesn't pay it due to vacancy. There's no paid compensation. If a job is out of field, no service, to no so no paying salary means nothing to deduct.
Speaker: No. Gemini doesn't understand the question I'm asking. It's that GPT. It's the classic version. You don't know anything.
Speaker: ask it a better Ask the question. Guys, get our fucking... Get a rug pull going for us. Do the dudes are us coin. Look up ghost jobs.
Speaker: um Do the dudes are us coin. Jared's losing his fucking mind. Look up ghost jobs. he won't still doesn't say He doesn't say faggot anymore or anything. He just rants about LinkedIn, fakes things that he makes up. Alright.
Speaker: I actually do have something I want to talk about. And it's... What do you know about that haunted doll that kills people? I didn't even know about this.
Speaker: Do you know about it? Have you heard about it at all? That some guy died with an Annabelle doll or something? Yes. What do you think about this? how did Where did he die from it? with I don't know. I didn't look i didn't even click into the story.
Speaker: are you familiar Are you familiar with... the movies on HBO called the conjuring? Uh, no, I'm not.
Speaker: Yeah, you are.
Speaker: I think there's three of them. You don't know anything. I think there's three or four of them. There's the conjuring that came out in 2013. Okay. I okay i saw that in the movie theater.
Speaker: Then there's The Conjuring 2.
Speaker: And then I think there was two more that were probably direct to DVDs. And it's about a spooky doll. So based on the true stories of the Warrens, um the Warrens are real people, James. Nope.
Speaker: Or their stupid names. Um, as Lorraine Warren blowing it right now, they lived in Connecticut. They did spooky stuff.
Speaker: They investigated hauntings and stuff. Amityville. And they had this doll given to them that's haunted and it was in their weird museum.
Speaker: And then they died in like 2019. They died. No. Yeah. 2019 they died. And then there, and then the town in Connecticut where their museum was closed the museum down.
Speaker: And then some guy bought the Annabelle doll ah that supposedly like the, has a demon living in it. And he has been driving it around the country.
Speaker: ah showing it off fuck to people who like spooky things. And ah while he was in in Pennsylvania last week,
Speaker: when when 9-1-1 went out across the entire state of pennsylvania is when he brought annabelle doll into pennsylvania and then one of the stops on the tour in gettysburg uh after the show or whatever where he showed it off he fucking died in his hotel room of a heart attack kind rocks and uh yeah i guess the dolls like made a cop crash his car into a tree and like scratch people and stuff so there we go freaky spooky doll is is what i'm getting at okay what do you think about that stuff podcast you think what does the doll listen to the podcast you think
Speaker: I it's possible. i mean, it's a doll. So does it listen to anything? it's a doll possessed by either the angry spirit of a six year old girl or a demon. Okay.
Speaker: Or maybe both. I guess there's no rules maybe against two things being in, in there. Okay. Okay. I don't know. What do you think about haunted stuff?
Speaker: Can stuff be haunted? No, that shit's gay.
Speaker: No chance. What do you think? The guy died. it can't it can't ever be like that. You think the guy just died? Yes. While he had the doll?
Speaker: Yes, obviously. He was 54. That doesn't happen. Yes, it does. It happens all the time. What are you talking about? He probably just had a heart attack, right?
Speaker: It's what he had. He had a heart attack. He just has heart attacks. did he Did the doll give him the COVID vaccine? You don't know that. No, it's true. You don't know anything about that.
Speaker: What do you think happened? Seems like an off- Well, how do you think he died? Give me a real answer. How do I think he died? Yes. Oh, he had a heart attack. Okay. So where did he go in again with this- So he bought the, so the Warrens who had this shitty museum in Connecticut where they kept a bunch of like Halloween decorations. He went in there.
Speaker: They died in 2019. Okay. He went in there. And then the town in Connecticut, I don't know what town it is that where the museum was, the town was like,
Speaker: I think the people in the town were like, we don't like all the freaks coming into our town to go to this museum. And so the zoning board closed the museum, which, you know, like fucking zoning, like what is what the fuck is this? Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. um um like you You don't have permits for this museum. That's been here for 30 years. Uh, we're closing it down. So they closed the museum down. And then whoever, I guess like the people's children or whatever, their like estate, were like, oh, we don't know what to do with this illegal museum and all the Halloween decorations in it.
Speaker: So they sold them off to people who wanted them. And some guy bought the Annabelle doll. And then he was like touring it around the country. Cause you know, it's like in, it's like the subject of the conjuring movies. So it's like a famous spooky artifact.
Speaker: So he's been traveling around. And, uh, when he was in new Orleans this year, one of the, the venue that, the that they held the event in burned down like the next day.
Speaker: And also, and then later when he was in, when he came into Pennsylvania, nine one one outage statewide. And then he I know. Yeah. Okay. So stuff happened. Stuff happened.
Speaker: That's done. No way.
Speaker: Do you think it's fine? Do I think a doll can kill people? Not really. Yeah. you but' But it's interesting. You fuck can't believe that stuff. didn't say I believe it. I said it's interesting.
Speaker: Okay. going look into this real quick. Guy dies from doll. It's all i have to Google.
Speaker: Paranormal. Dan Riviera dies suddenly. He's a U.S. Army vet. Okay. There's a fair chance he shot himself in the head. No.
Speaker: Sold out. Devil's on the run tour. Yeah. He was in his hotel room when he died? Yes. Okay.
Speaker: This is exactly what he wanted. You think he wanted to die... I mean, if you're like that kind of freak, then yes, dying and having people think it's because the haunted doll killed you is kind of cool.
Speaker: Exactly. It looks like you had to die. Anyone. It does look like it looks exactly like Brian Redman. Of course he died. He has this thing in a fucking weird thing.
Speaker: That's the case that it was in in the museum. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I'm just saying. These people are in nuts before the war is actually fucking our dude. If you look pictures of the museum, they had is legitimately just like, uh, like a side room of a house, like a three season room that they put a bunch of bookshelves in. That's just got so much. It's just got trash everywhere. It's like a, it's like a literally like a jack-o'-lantern Halloween pail and like, and they're like, this wig is haunted. This,
Speaker: They said ah that the doll walked around and followed people with its arms up. Okay. I got to look at the pictures of this fucking place.
Speaker: Yeah, that this doll just has like a purple LED and know like a glass thing in there. That's their big thing. Okay. Reddit already says they're milking it and they're frauds.
Speaker: Obviously Reddit's going to say that. Reddit knows everything.
Speaker: CT Insider. Let's see the inside of this. Tony's real life. Who? Dermodemonologist. Wow. Jesus Christ. You have to rubbing alcohol on your hands before you come in here.
Speaker: It is literally just a side room of a house with just bunch of shit in it. just so And like... and like
Speaker: Uh, want it to be like, Oh, like this is like a severed hand in a jar. No, like scary, like genuinely scary stuff that you'd be like, or like, here's the, I don't know, like a preserved fetus, but it's genuinely, at least from what I can see from the pictures, it's like a bunch of shit. It's like a jar. It's like a right bowl with some beads in it.
Speaker: and like a And like a t-shirt and oh my god this just a bunch of Halloween decorations. This house is terrifying alone. 2.2 stars on Yelp.
Speaker: The only reason why I'm giving it a 2 is because I thought that this place, this was a place that my friend and I were going to see for the evening. Since we drove all the way from Virginia to experience this place,
Speaker: Oh, I read that wrong. We are a huge fan of Annabelle and the Conjuring, and it was disappointing that the event we paid for was a buffet. my God. Which was at a nice Italian restaurant in parentheses.
Speaker: Watched video clips of the Warrens, had a Halloween costume contest, and we did end up seeing the doll at the restaurant. So these guys just brought them brought the doll to an Italian restaurant?
Speaker: Yeah, they've been traveling around, dude. uh i don't know who would be mad about that i saw ah saw yeah it doesn't seem like a bad review i saw the phantom ad at a sushi restaurant that was pretty sick so know All right. Another one star review. 2016. It kind of came running in ah despite the address and the open times on the Google page that come up in a search. None of these people know how to type.
Speaker: They are not applicable. The address takes you to a mini mall, not the museum, and you can only visit with a prearranged appointment. Sounds like they had a good scam going here.
Speaker: We emailed and found out there is a six-person minimum, and it costs $75 a person to visit. jesus ah Holy shit. That's so much money to then be shown, like, literally shit.
Speaker: So they drove all the way, and we're disappointed. I hope someday it's worth getting six people together. Don't bother. The guy in charge, Tony, has you register online because... limit be These people are all so stupid on there. They can't even type a review.
Speaker: Because Limited, you get there and he wants you to have more people. So didn't register.
Speaker: But Pey, when he dominates and controls everything, Mrs. Warren is great when you can talk to her and Tony is not trying to control Axe. This is an I think you should leave skit where these guys are just faking something.
Speaker: Being like, no, you need more people to get in. Get four more people and you can think about getting in or else we're going to meet you at Bartucci's down the street.
Speaker: And you're going to have to... That's crazy work. Extremely disappointed. Literally the biggest scam went to a dinner with Annabelle.
Speaker: It was five hours long and so boring. Talked about Jesus all night. Super offensive in preaching. This is a nightmare to have to just go out to dinner with these weird fucking people and have the doll sitting there.
Speaker: Like that was the first thing that I thought of early. Like. like You know, like when I was like, okay, if, if you, even if, even if this is obviously bullshit, but they believe the bullshit, if they believe the bullshit, like the people who have this museum, it would be wildly irresponsible to take the fucking demon possessed doll around to local Italian restaurants.
Speaker: Ah, Jesus Christ. It takes all the hauntedness away from you if you're just literally at a fucking like ah like a 99 restaurant. Yeah. Fucking doll sitting in the booth.
Speaker: There's no way it could be haunted. You're not exposing that to everybody. That's what I mean. It's like, oh all you have to do is accidentally bump... the table and knock the doll over and then everyone in the room is potentially like fucked.
Speaker: We could go see the conjuring house, but it did just sell for $1.5 million. It's in Rhode Island guys for everybody. It doesn't know.
Speaker: Did you know that? Did I? Yeah. I think I've been saying Connecticut this whole time. So yeah, that's my bad. Is the place in fucking Rhode Island? I got to look this up. That'd be terrible if it was.
Speaker: Let's see. So funny, all the bad reviews on yeah it. had to They had us take a fucking six-hour train ride to Bartucci's. We had to eat dinner and listen to Jesus all night.
Speaker: They wouldn't let us see Annabelle until we agreed to pay for a timeshare in Boca Raton. No, you're correct. It was in Connecticut, was the museum. Guys loves... How do you like Jesus, but you believe in all this stuff?
Speaker: Yeah, that's a whole... I mean, literally, I'm looking at pictures this museum, and they have, like, witch Halloween masks and, like, a fake... This guy does... The Tony Spirit guy does look like the bad guy in Fargo.
Speaker: Oh, my God. Holy shit. Did you see this? to bless The blessed holy water. Yes. is it Is in a cold a cold brew bottle that you get at the store in an Arizona iced tea green tea bottle.
Speaker: Holy shit.
Speaker: Guys, that's high class.
Speaker: i mean, not the worst hustle. you go you had to clip You got to clip that. Put that somewhere. God, that bottle is so fucking funny.
Speaker: How do you walk through? After paying $450 amongst six people to get in here and you see the the i the cold brew bottle with holy water blessed and taped around it.
Speaker: That's fucking awesome. These guys are running a full racket, Jerry. Oh, yeah. Well, they're dead now. I guess whoever... Oh, he's dead? Yeah, he's still alive. Oh, he's dead?
Speaker: The original Lorraine and Ed or whatever. Well, because Jesus. He can't kill him if he loves Jesus. Yeah, whoever, I guess.
Speaker: I mean, yeah the thing is, like, God, this is, like, so bad. you could do a better
Speaker: This is like a tiki mug.
Speaker: night You could do a better scam museum. Guys, get us the rug pull coin so we can go to meet Tony and pay $450. Yeah, we have to.
Speaker: It'd be three of us and then three lucky listeners. Yeah, that's what was going to say. We need a ah six ah six-man squad, so three three lucky listeners will join us to go to the Haunted Museum.
Speaker: Yes, exactly. We'll go to 99 restaurant with Tony. We'll have to show him. It's probably a COD thing. He probably needs to see Cash on deck, and then we'll be able to go to the the yeah the museum.
Speaker: Which is ah probably now in a storage unit, so it'll probably be a very quick tour. I mean, the fact that... oh my God. Again, like i I assume that their family who... ah
Speaker: ah their family who inherited all this shit and had to deal with it. We're just like, okay, the this is finally over. Because again, they just started selling shit off too. They were like, hey, does anyone want this cursed doll?
Speaker: yeah Who would like this cursed Halloween mask? Like whatever, just started selling it off to people. Then this guy that fucking died was like, please, I need to buy the doll. How much did he buy the doll for?
Speaker: i didn't read that part. I'm going to guess $11,000.
Speaker: I can believe that though. That's like a reasonable, especially cause he, then he went on tour. So he was definitely like, that was part of the plan. He was going to make it back. He was going to go to all the La Quintas and make it back safely every night to his hotel.
Speaker: No problem.
Speaker: Not a bad hustle. A lot of work. You got to still love it.
Speaker: if ah Give me the price. what did Oh, you do you know? yeah No, I'm guessing $11,000. And I'm looking up what it actually costs?
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: Yeah, i'm not look I'm guessing. I thought we were going to guess the price. Oh, ah you said $11,000? Yes. yes
Speaker: Gotta go lower than that. I'm gonna say 7,500. Okay. It's gonna okay
Speaker: gonna be something nuts.
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: What is it?
Speaker: No, that means nothing.
Speaker: It says that it... $75 million. dollars Yeah, it says that the...
Speaker: the current owner who was a protege of Ed and Lorraine Warren, ah has repeatedly stated he's not willing to sell the doll, but that it is valued at $2 million. dollars Jesus Christ. Which is nonsense, but I guess it is like a, I don't know.
Speaker: You're into that stuff.
Speaker: There's, uh, I'm gonna play this video. i don't know what I don't know what the guy sounds like, but I have a big ah big guess of what he sounds like. All right, fire it up....your security and networking into one compact form factor.
Speaker: It can boost employee productivity with... He's an Indian IT guy. He has a beard. There's no mustache on the beard. it's like an Amish beard. Pretty low cut. and he is That's crazy. Clear glasses.
Speaker: That guy looks insane. He doesn't sound as Indian as I thought, though.
Speaker: Just like a touch Indian in there.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: So the guy never bought it. He was just on tour with the doll.
Speaker: I have to assume he bought it from ah family. And then, and since he's the one who's saying it's valued at $2 million, dollars whatever, whatever,
Speaker: Whatever amount of money he bought it for that was dumb no matter how much it was, he wants he's doing the thing where he's like, I won't sell this. But if I were going to sell it...
Speaker: ah get gay a Guys, the podcasting equipment finished last time. It's fine. We're back here.
Speaker: It's going to have to be post-production hell. Oh, it's so easy to do without multiple sessions.
Speaker: If I have one, this is too meta because no one listening to the podcast wants to hear about how making a podcast works. No one wants to hear about it.
Speaker: But real quick, if anyone from Zencaster is listening, it's insane to me that... Fuck you. Yeah, literally, fuck you. This is a terrible platform.
Speaker: And it's insane to me that you don't have a way of merging two audio files. So what do you have to do? I have to download them. i have to yeah i have to do the post-production on them separately.
Speaker: Then I have to download... the individual tracks, then i I'm sure there's a better way to do this, but then I upload them into cap cut and sync them.
Speaker: oh my God. And line them up. And then i and then I download that. And then I re upload it into Zencaster as a, as a single file. And then I can publish it because Zencaster does not give you away.
Speaker: Even if you pay, even with the paid fucking plan, which I have, to merge two audio files. Jesus Christ. And it has like sound mixing and shit.
Speaker: I paid for the, I paid the money for the, yeah for the like sound, like, so that I can like, you know, like match match the levels yeah and shit like that. Uh, and you don't have a way to be like, Hey, uh, can, can you put recording one but first and then have recording to play after that?
Speaker: but Jesus Christ. Dumb shit. And then half the time I do it, this happens because it will auto add the intro in, which is great, except that it will auto add the intro into every recording.
Speaker: Oh, so you double it up. Okay. So then I have to, when i and then i when I'm in CapCut, I have to cut the intro out. ah Guys. so we love We know we love that type of talk here. Yeah, so... Guys, if there's a free podcast producer out there that wants to just that's a fan and wants to join us, feel free.
Speaker: God damn it. Just tell us. Get in contact with us on Discord Reddit.
Speaker: Comment me on one of the YouTube videos. Oh, that'd be sick. Then you could just sit in If you're Indian or from Guam, we will hire you.
Speaker: Yes, Guam. We will pay you and in rupees. What is going on in Guam? I don't know. Where the fuck is that? It's like an island. I think it's near Hawaii.
Speaker: I don't know. I think it's nearer to Hawaii than like we are, but I think it's like in the Pacific Ocean somewhere. someone Someone tell us where Guam is. Guam's where like everyone, where if you want to get like a ah like a virtual, not a virtual assistant because they're a real person. If you want to get like an assistant to like manage your calendar and your email, there's a bunch of them in Guam.
Speaker: um
Speaker: um You got to take a guess at where you think it is without looking it up. We won't. and We won't. sna it Somebody will have to do it that listen to the podcast. I think Guam is near like the Philippines.
Speaker: OK, I still am going to stand and say it's near Hawaii. It's probably going to be like 60 minutes outside of Florida somehow.
Speaker: But yeah, that's for you guys to figure out. There's some guy probably screaming at like in like a wood shop right now of where Guam is. I think, I mean, I think it's in the ocean and I don't think it's like super near anything in the sense of like in the way that Hawaii is kind of like out there.
Speaker: But I think Guam is less out there. I think Guam's more towards the Philippines or like ah Yeah, that'd be my guess.
Speaker: Like if you had to draw a line to the closest place from Guam, probably that. Yeah. I mean, I just, I got the all the 50, I named all the 50 states for the first time in my life last year, so.
Speaker: No way I'm guessing, no way I'm guessing Guam. You try to do it, try to do it before you go to bed sometime, it's tough. Oh, would need a pen and paper for sure. Yeah, and this is no pen and paper. And even then, I think I'd, I think I'd forget like.
Speaker: You forget Utah, shit like that. I think I'd remember Utah because I've been there, but like. Iowa? Yeah, I remembered the weird ones, actually. think was like Washington, maybe.
Speaker: Sometimes, because you recall capitals before you recall the states. Yeah, definitely be going through my the cat state capitals, I know. But I do think if I were like, you know, if you're doing it from memory and you're counting on your fingers, and you probably can get to like 35 pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah And then you're now you're like in the 40s and you're like, shit, what are the like three I'm missing? And you're going back through and and I bet it ends up being where you're like, oh, Vermont.
Speaker: Yes, it should be an easy one because it's like nearby. yeah but It feels very easy to forget.
Speaker: yeah Anyway, ah we don't know where Guam is, and going to be honest, I don't super care. All right, so... It could be next to Bermuda, but I think I'm sticking with my guess.
Speaker: So, um
Speaker: would you rather live in the shittiest part of New York City or the shittiest part of Los Angeles?
Speaker: Oh, New York. Easy.
Speaker: Okay, but that's like the worst part of New York City is like the Bronx. I think the worst part of... think the worst part of New York City is in the Bronx, right? Am I wrong? what am i Name the boroughs for me.
Speaker: ah Queens. Queens, yep. That's pretty standard. The Bronx. yeah Brooklyn. Brooklyn's the yuppies. ah Staten Island.
Speaker: Practical jokers live there. and
Speaker: Manhattan. Is that a borough? Yeah, right? Staten Island's a borough? Staten Island, I'm sure, is a borough. Manhattan queen has to be the other one.
Speaker: That's the other part. of i don't know if it's called Manhattan. Harlem is not a borough?
Speaker: Yeah, but I think the Bronx has some pretty shitty places in it.
Speaker: Yeah. I would. Why would you rather live there than in the worst part of Los Angeles? because I think the worst part of Los Angeles is like a, is like a tent community. Same thing in New York city. It could be, I guess I'm saying in the worst part and the worst apartment.
Speaker: Oh, um, um, You're like on the like level of autism where you can't just make ah question just make sense.
Speaker: I think I'm still culturally more connected to New York. Okay. like I think i just it's the people I understand and like stuff.
Speaker: Okay. That doesn't make sense. I think LA is like weird. Oh, big dis. Okay. Okay. It sounds like you're leaning so towards saying that you would rather live in the worst part of LA.
Speaker: Yeah, I think so, for sure. They get like, you know what never happens in New York? Bunch of fires. Yeah. Burn everything down. yeah Yeah, New York has controlled big fires once in every 24 years.
Speaker: Yeah, dude. A number 9-11s? Yes. Still only at one.
Speaker: still only at one true Number of LA fires basically yearly now. Basically happens once a year.
Speaker: um ah Trump isn't fucking with New York as much as he's fucking with LA right now. yes There's no National Guard this or whatever. Marines stationed in New York City as far as I know.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: I don't think either of the governors are particularly good. Okay. Also,
Speaker: that's my answer. Yeah. Okay. That's fair enough. Would you ride he ride the subway? I've ridden the subway. Subway's great. Yeah, dude.
Speaker: l LA doesn't have any public transit. LA's both not walkable. which like New York is not saying you could walk from Staten Island to Queens, but like wherever it is that you live in an, in New York, you can walk to stuff.
Speaker: Can't do that in LA. Okay. And New York has at least a usable public transportation system. I get that. It's like shitty, but all, all fucking subways are, but it's like, you can, and you can get from one place to another.
Speaker: No matter what, though. The red line, that the one trolley that takes you to Tijuana. True, but there is a bunch of Armenians that pick you up on an Uber. Yes.
Speaker: ah But in New York, you walk down a street, no matter who you are, you get you get made fun of by YNs.
Speaker: And shysties. Yeah. But that's it's almost like... ah
Speaker: ah how do you say that and look at this motherfucker you don't even know where Guam is yes that's like a respect you don't know where Guam is motherfucker ah very specific burn right there fuck i don't know fuck I don't know where Guam is wait do you know you know where Guam is YNZ YNZ do you know where Guam is
Speaker: Um, I feel like that's like a, that's like, um, you know, you only, it's like how you can only, only you're allowed to like make fun of your brother or sister.
Speaker: True. Good point. Kind of thing. That's how I would feel about that. It's like, I'm, I'm hurt by it. Cause I don't know where Guam is and they could somehow detect that on my face.
Speaker: Yes. So an LA person couldn't handle that. An LA person would be like, Oh, no they know where Guam is the only person knows where Guam is here as soon as I touch down in l LA I know where it is but also they can't handle that kind of like heat they're gonna they're gonna be bitches about it I think fuck Guam LA people want to do like they do like Dungeons and Dragons like uh adventure board games I think that's their main personality trait
Speaker: Oh, man, you definitely know.
Speaker: Fuck. but ah Why would... There's definitely half of Guam has to be an army base. Oh, yeah. ah don't think we I don't think the United States wanted Guam for any other reason than having army bases close to China.
Speaker: True. So you're still... Or Navy, guess. Yeah, okay. Okay.
Speaker: If we're both wrong, got it someone has to split the difference and tell us who's closer by like fucking. Yeah. My locked in guess, just to be clear, is still Pacific the Ocean, not next to the Philippines. Well, like in the Pacific Ocean, closer to the Philippines and Hawaii.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Facts.
Speaker: Man, it's a good thing of YNs just roasting you when you when you don't know where Guam is. i love that. Perfect. Okay.
Speaker: Fair enough. That answers the question. Yeah. What are the things that you think make LA good? just Just probably you get a more livable weather. You don't live in a terrible apartment. and it's The weather's for sure the only thing that I was like that is attractive.
Speaker: Worst part of l a is probably more more dangerous because l la still ah or California still runs heavy with gangs inside and outside of prison. Yes. Probably same with New York, but whatever.
Speaker: yeah i don't know about it You definitely don't hear about it as much in New York anymore. guess you could Uber around there more. like a so I mean, you could Uber both, but you could drive. You get Waymo's in LA. Yeah, true.
Speaker: That's a tough throw up, though. I guess the weather is the biggest part of it. The weather is honestly the one thing that is that makes me second guess. It is like a 70 degree day every day where it's always sunny. It's pretty sick.
Speaker: Although I think that think that hurt. I think that damages your brain over time. Yeah. Okay. And you see a palm tree more often. So you win. You see palm tree more often. I think the food in New York is better.
Speaker: Yes. A hundred percent. one thousand percent 1000%. Yes. Yes. LA listener. I know that you have good and Mexican food.
Speaker: Mexican food does say you own it you can eat it so long. Yeah. ah that there's There's more to life no matter than that, than a Baja fish taco.
Speaker: Leave that to San Diego. You guys don't have a single edible pizza. Yes, exactly. Great point.
Speaker: Well, okay. that's it That's the episode, guys. yeah We learned a lot, and now I have to do... I have to stitch tracks together, which is my favorite thing.
Speaker: That's it. Bye.
