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Chef Mike: package crinkling for the intro.
Chef Mike: Hell yeah.
Chef Mike: What is that? One of those peanut butter and jelly filled like snack bars?
billy corgan: Nope. Ushers.
Chef Mike: Oh, nice. Yeah,
billy corgan: Yep. Just got to eat the whole pack in one bite. Everybody knows that.
Chef Mike: yeah they all stick together anyway.
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
Chef Mike: What are you gonna individually? Pull them apart? Fuck that.
Chef Mike: fuck that Alright, we're here. Episode 88. Paul's here this time.
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
fuckcolt: Episode 88 of, yep.
Chef Mike: Crazy 88.
fuckcolt: Episode 88.
Chef Mike: You wouldn't get that reference because you haven't watched Kill Bill yet.
fuckcolt: Back on, uh, back on, uh, 88. Black, blackfaggot.com presenting you, resident, this blackfaggot.com.
Chef Mike: Hell yeah.
fuckcolt: Uh, yeah.
Chef Mike: Yeah, we have a, ah there's a new AI chat bot on, on Facebook now. His name's Black Faggot.
fuckcolt: Hell yeah, dude. This episode, 88, is brought to you by our sponsors at Nike. Nike.com. I wanted to thank all the listeners for sponsoring Dudes R Us. We use promo code DRU15 at your checkout at Nike.com.
Chef Mike: Nike, is it in you? That's
fuckcolt: Thanks. Thanks, Nike.com.
Chef Mike: so sick.
fuckcolt: Yeah, that's our first sponsor ever. Nike reached out. Just kind of playing hardball with them for a while.
Chef Mike: They called. Yeah.
Chef Mike: they were. Yeah, they were. They were way more interested in getting us than we were in doing that ad. If I'm being honest.
fuckcolt: Yeah.
Chef Mike: ah how Like, no offense, because we're happy for this partnership. but Just. came out a little strong.
fuckcolt: Yep, exactly.
fuckcolt: They must have found us through the channels. They must be the Discord. What is that?
Chef Mike: Oh yeah. checked the box. who Who knew Zencaster that said, uh, uh, advertise, I guess, uh, I don't know.
fuckcolt: what is that
Chef Mike: It checkbox that I didn't realize it was there and you can check it. It says, says allow advertising and I, checked it and maybe that's how they found us
fuckcolt: uh really ah you son of a bitch i was like yeah that's you dude
Chef Mike: no i didn't do that come on god i felt like i felt like the shakiest bit of course you bought it because there was money involved you fucking jew true
fuckcolt: i mean hey i'm down with it anything that's gonna gonna support the podcast because our we don't have a rich discord member yet
Chef Mike: we were making $6 a month on page, it would almost pay for, it almost covers the Zencaster fee.
fuckcolt: It covered the fees of having a Patreon.
Chef Mike: So sick.
fuckcolt: That's so fucking funny. We got the percentage that Patreon takes out.
billy corgan: Hmm.
fuckcolt: I got to see what we got going on Patreon. I got to remember the password, too.
billy corgan: and
Chef Mike: ah I think when you think when you shut it down last time, you can't even, like as a supporter, it doesn't even show up anymore, I think.
fuckcolt: Yeah, yeah, exactly. and We were supporting our own our own cause, guys. Some of that $6 came from us.
Chef Mike: Yeah, that true. Also, it just wasn't right. had definitely intended do we were we were we had definitely intended to do A second episode every week was probably ah more than, i think, maybe monthly. That would have been more realistic for us.
fuckcolt: Yes, correct.
Chef Mike: bonus Monthly bonus episode.
Chef Mike: But here we are.
fuckcolt: We'll get back to that. Don't worry.
Chef Mike: We're still going. yeah well' it' we're practically but We're practically there.
fuckcolt: Maybe if we get some some rich Discord members and we'll be able to take care of business.
fuckcolt: Hey,
billy corgan: Yeah, somebody should just pay me to not work.
Chef Mike: how do we
fuckcolt: that's his work.
Chef Mike: How do we get that?
billy corgan: And then I could be on every week.
Chef Mike: Oh, true.
Chef Mike: Hmm.
fuckcolt: Am I right?
fuckcolt: All right. What do we got today? Uh, Oh,
billy corgan: Make Indians great again, baby.
fuckcolt: hey
billy corgan: Miga.
fuckcolt: I got a, uh, I got uh, a note that I wrote down in my phone.
Chef Mike: Miga.
fuckcolt: ah
Chef Mike: Perfect.
fuckcolt: It says, tony when is Tony the greaser going to show those tits?
Chef Mike: Oh my God.
billy corgan: He's
Chef Mike: He definitely has. How is he not?
fuckcolt: He's got fucking fat tits, dude.
billy corgan: he's got some milkers.
Chef Mike: Yeah, dude.
fuckcolt: He's got fat
Chef Mike: There's no way he doesn't have one where he's like wearing jeans, but also, but then jeans and a belt, but no shirt and doing like exercises or something.
fuckcolt: tits. Get those tits out, dude.
fuckcolt: He's definitely has something wrong with him, obviously, but I mean, his, I don't know how ah as a man you get boobs filling out like that.
Chef Mike: He's got gyno, dude.
billy corgan: I was to say probably from taking testosterone or something, too much estrogen.
fuckcolt: Does that happen?
Chef Mike: That's crazy. He does have some.
fuckcolt: You take, take tea.
Chef Mike: Now that I'm opening his.
Chef Mike: ah Does T does. Yeah, I guess it does.
fuckcolt: Let me see.
billy corgan: Makes your balls tiny and your tits big.
fuckcolt: Maybe that would be a good way to ask him if we ask him about his balls instead of the tits because he's very very yeah he's problematic about the tits when people comment that.
Chef Mike: Yeah, I could see it being a sensitive subject.
billy corgan: Yeah.
fuckcolt: Tony the Greaser on Instagram is who we're talking about.
Chef Mike: I mean, this picture, granted, this is from July. This is about a year old. This is from July 17th, 2024. So it's one of his earlier pictures. he ah He's leaning back on a on aluminum bleachers and he's just got a fucking rack.
fuckcolt: oh yeah
Chef Mike: This is an insane picture. I'm going screenshot it and text it.
fuckcolt: Yeah, please do. I'm trying. He's got fat tits.
Chef Mike: It's not, it's like a, it's like a picture you would see like a like an only fans model take the poses poses a tit pose.
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
fuckcolt: Send that over.
Chef Mike: It's sending my fucking wifi sucks so bad.
fuckcolt: Oh, man. Let's fuck his tits. yeah
Chef Mike: Oh, that'd be a great comment. I know that you'd probably get instantly banned.
fuckcolt: Yeah, should I try to go for it?
Chef Mike: Would just be like, you like how much for a titty fuck, bro?
fuckcolt: Let me fuck those tits. I'll just say that. Let me fuck those tits.
fuckcolt: People on my Instagram asking me crazy stuff about my chest area.
Chef Mike: Can he delete?
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
fuckcolt: Beat it.
Chef Mike: He can definitely delete comments he doesn't like because there's no way all of these comments are so positive.
fuckcolt: Beat it, toots.
fuckcolt: Beat it, toots.
Chef Mike: um
fuckcolt: He's flipping a quarter in his last one.
Chef Mike: There's no way.
Chef Mike: that come through?
fuckcolt: want to kill this guy.
Chef Mike: Jesus Christ. All right.
fuckcolt: Hasn't sent yet, dude. your internet down?
Chef Mike: It's hard to explain.
fuckcolt: you Did you switch over to like T-Mobile 5G LTE since you've underemployed?
Chef Mike: I don't... It's not even that. There's just something sketchy. Alright, there we go. I think my roommate's...
billy corgan: Your neighbor's stealing your wifi.
Chef Mike: I think my roommate's girlfriend is like Bitcoin mining.
billy corgan: She
fuckcolt: Oh my God. He's got tits.
Chef Mike: Dude, he's got such tits. It's crazy.
fuckcolt: is you Your roommate's girlfriend is is trading stocks and Bitcoin mining on your internet.
billy corgan: is.
Chef Mike: I think she's genuinely because it really started around when they started dating. I think she snuck in here one day and set up a set up a fucking Bitcoin mining server hidden somewhere.
billy corgan: She is.
fuckcolt: Or maybe it's all the like secret blink cameras she has around the house.
Chef Mike: That's fine. She just sees a lot of hog then.
fuckcolt: She and Tony the Greaser's fucking tits.
fuckcolt: Oh my god. That dude is rocking them, guys.
Chef Mike: Bro.
fuckcolt: got it We gotta post that in in the feed for people to see.
Chef Mike: Yeah, no one' no one's posing like that who doesn't want to show off their fucking big old man titties.
fuckcolt: I've always been this way where I've had dark around my eyes. Ever since was little and on up, I've always...
billy corgan: the world.
Chef Mike: Yes. Yes.
fuckcolt: Brother,
fuckcolt: no way. You have the most obvious black eyes still ever.
fuckcolt: want to guess brother no you most obvious
Chef Mike: yeah
fuckcolt: black eyes still
Chef Mike: It's crazy. Oh, these are...
fuckcolt: Dude, oh my God, he's worrying. Maybe he's realizing all of the blue sherbet fucking ice cream and stuff is catching up to him.
Chef Mike: Yeah, dude, he's like 40 and he doesn't... He doesn't know that you...
fuckcolt: He doesn't consume a vegetable.
billy corgan: Hmm.
Chef Mike: He's literally just dying.
fuckcolt: He's so triggered. He reads every comment. It's crazy, dude.
Chef Mike: It'd be way funnier to just own it and be like, yeah, dude, I keep getting punched.
fuckcolt: I love that he's just like, yeah, it's always been like that, so you don't fucking know me. It's like, bro, we saw you have the worst black eyes of all time.
Chef Mike: And you didn't before.
fuckcolt: And you never did before. Yes.
Chef Mike: Like something's happening.
fuckcolt: Dude, your body is not being able to recover, and you're still like a young man. You're still like 40.
Chef Mike: turns out like. Velveeta and shells and fucking fruit punch fruit punch.
billy corgan: Don't blame me on the Velveeta shells, dude.
Chef Mike: I'm not, I'm, you can't survive off of that and fruit punch pound cake.
fuckcolt: Everybody.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
Chef Mike: You need other things in your diet.
fuckcolt: Let's see how long. Holy shit. These black guys are, it's exactly where he's talking about. These black guys. 11 weeks ago, my dude is three months of black guy repair.
fuckcolt: Holy shit. All right. I got one before. Yep. No dark eyes, dude.
fuckcolt: Holy shit. let me Let me get a good picture of this.
billy corgan: Hmm.
Chef Mike: I just
fuckcolt: yeah Have a good day. Have a good day.
Chef Mike: ah you want to address this.
fuckcolt: ah i was like this since I was a kid. Since I was a baby, I had dark ah circles under my eyes.
fuckcolt: Hey, what's up, everybody?
fuckcolt: Oh my God. Colt. That's a what is it? Sorry. We're going through there back through our personal
Chef Mike: ever so Ever since I was a kid, every few weeks I wake up and my mom's on top of me and she's just pressing her thumbs into my eyeballs as hard as she can. it's just a thing It's just a thing that happens to me.
billy corgan: Sure.
Chef Mike: and and And so it's not black eyes. It's just a ah it's always been this way.
Chef Mike: ah
fuckcolt: Have a great day.
fuckcolt: Highlights. Be happy. Cool. Highlights. My baby girl. Highlights. That's his highlights on this thing. ah Yeah. Fucking Cole42502 on Instagram is who we're talking about.
fuckcolt: As I texted you guys before. It has me on full tilt that this guy posted his cash app in his Amazon link in his fucking bio.
Chef Mike: I think that's so great.
fuckcolt: For doing... Bro, we see you posting...
billy corgan: It's a content creator, dude.
fuckcolt: 16 hours a day horrible content.
Chef Mike: 16 hours a day. you don't. Yeah. you Yeah. One to be like, so in his Amazon wishlist, he says, i am, my name is Cole Duffy or whatever.
Chef Mike: My name is Cole Duffy. I am a con, a video creator and influencer. What are you influencing, dude?
fuckcolt: Yeah, a terrible life.
Chef Mike: yeah
fuckcolt: A sad and terrible life.
Chef Mike: uh insane uh and then but his amazon wishlist is is amazing it is like 40 different xbox games and then just uh wwe t-shirts and basketball shorts yes yes
fuckcolt: camo like fake Under Armour shirts the material of Under Armour yeah and basketball shorts that go to you like your fucking ankle sill somehow
Chef Mike: yes yes they they make they're not a brand like not You know, like an, a you know, it's not Nike shorts or and even and one shorts. It's like ah well on Amazon when when the brand is like a W X Y Y z Those.
fuckcolt: oh my god
Chef Mike: They're they're literally like drop shipper. Nineties basketball shorts.
fuckcolt: Why the fuck should we give you money? You don't you could get a job, Colt.
billy corgan: I don't think he can. I think he's on, I think he's on perm disability.
fuckcolt: You don't think... not?
Chef Mike: You can.
Chef Mike: Then he doesn't need money.
billy corgan: Well,
Chef Mike: he doesn't need our money.
billy corgan: yeah, he does.
fuckcolt: Well, he gets like $300 month.
Chef Mike: I guess.
fuckcolt: probably it.
Chef Mike: Oh, you know, it'd be crazy if ah if ah because of the Trump bill, they were like, he's like no longer eligible.
fuckcolt: i guarantee you that's probably it
Chef Mike: They're like, oh, shit, you're one. ah You're literally one of those able bodied 36 year old dudes who hasn't been working.
fuckcolt: Ever.
Chef Mike: Like, yeah, I get that you can't be ah like a nuclear technician.
fuckcolt: Ever.
Chef Mike: But you can like sweep sawdust.
fuckcolt: Yes, you could work at Taco Bell.
Chef Mike: You can work at Taco Bell. Dude, everything in Taco Bell. Just if you ever take a peek back, like if you if you if your Taco Bell has a good eye view into the into the prep area, everything is in caulking gun.
fuckcolt: Oh, man.
Chef Mike: You just they just grab a tortilla out of like a shelf and
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
Chef Mike: And then they've got and then they've just got their it's in like they've got a meat gun, and they just shoot a squirt of meat on it. And then they've got a sauce gun, and they shoot the fucking ah sour cream on.
Chef Mike: And then it's it's all in gun form. it's like it's They've taken all any thought work out of preparing Taco Bell foods.
fuckcolt: dude. Oh my god.
Chef Mike: You could do it. Anyone could do it.
fuckcolt: Oh my god! oh my god
fuckcolt: Oh, no.
Chef Mike: What?
fuckcolt: I found his Twitter.
Chef Mike: Oh, is it? How bad is it?
fuckcolt: And he's replying the porn. Crazy porn.
Chef Mike: Dude, no fucking way.
fuckcolt: It's so crazy porn, dude.
billy corgan: That's awesome.
fuckcolt: So amazing and hot with the fire.
Chef Mike: if no
fuckcolt: He doesn't know people can see this. Oh my God.
billy corgan: that's awesome
fuckcolt: It's literally just a porn star getting drilled. he's so amazing. Oh my God. This guy's a sicko.
Chef Mike: Jesus Christ.
fuckcolt: wow i think and then another one Wow, I think the older you get, the sexier you get. Mandy Sacks.
Chef Mike: No, Jesus Christ.
fuckcolt: Dude. Did you see Ten hours ago.
Chef Mike: Dude, it's the third thing. It's from yesterday. It's like an Asian.
fuckcolt: Hey,
Chef Mike: It's like an Asian girl with tattoos just getting railed by a giant black dick.
fuckcolt: yo. This dude.
fuckcolt: ah yo
Chef Mike: So amazing and capital H hot.
fuckcolt: Oh my god, this guy's a fucking pervert.
Chef Mike: Dude, what?
billy corgan: I shouldn't surprise you.
fuckcolt: Dude, that's crazy.
billy corgan: but it love it maybe Maybe he does know it's just a power move.
Chef Mike: It's insane. He doesn't know people can see this. All
fuckcolt: Exactly, dude.
Chef Mike: right. If you're listening, Colt,
fuckcolt: It's just all girls with giant tits and he's just saying so pretty.
Chef Mike: ColtDuffy72 on X. C-O-L-T-D-U-F-F-Y-7-2. Jesus Christ. This is nuts.
Chef Mike: jesus christ
fuckcolt: So beautiful. Oh my god, he's one of these psychos.
fuckcolt: He is...
Chef Mike: this is not
fuckcolt: what It's another... He follows... right On a Brazzers video, he adds the porn star. It's so beautiful, Hart, and talented, and such an awesome person.
fuckcolt: And she's just riding a dude in the video.
billy corgan: sure
fuckcolt: Here's...
Chef Mike: but are also like
billy corgan: I hate the player, dude.
fuckcolt: Oh my God. Here's a girl sucking a dildo. Happy birthday. You're the best. Hope you have an awesome day.
billy corgan: that
Chef Mike: I gotta know what does he think? And this is like oh god. I mean one they never they never see that but what does he think is gonna happen?
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: Suppose they chose suppose they did maybe they were even gonna like ah hustle him for money and they clicked his profile and see that his most recent post is about is h yummy cotton candy ice cream and then like what the fuck is oh my god
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
fuckcolt: oh my god.
fuckcolt: are crazy. This dude is the horniest guy on all time of earth, dude.
Chef Mike: Bro, this is crazy.
fuckcolt: paul Paul, what's up with your boy?
Chef Mike: This is an um this is an amazing discovery.
fuckcolt: What's up with your boy boasting his Twitter like that?
billy corgan: if there I don't even, i don't think I have Twitter. What is his name? Colt Buffy 72.
fuckcolt: 72.
billy corgan: seventy two
fuckcolt: Dude, he's he is... Oh my god, this guy is a sicko. not Not because he's looking at porn, obviously, but he's responding to all of them and he acts like he's like a 10-year-old kid.
Chef Mike: Yeah, in the creepiest...
fuckcolt: And he's very creepy.
Chef Mike: In the creepiest, like... ah
fuckcolt: hey
Chef Mike: Like, sending up sending heart... Like... Oh, so beautiful.
fuckcolt: So beautiful.
Chef Mike: So beautiful. So pretty. Heart, fire. Heart, fire. Heart, fire.
fuckcolt: this girl getting fucked?
Chef Mike: Just to a girl like spreading her ass cheeks over a car.
billy corgan: Damn.
fuckcolt: yeah So beautiful, so nice.
Chef Mike: Oh, my God.
billy corgan: Damn, the fact that he's adding to them.
fuckcolt: Yes, he ats them directly.
billy corgan: That's wild.
Chef Mike: i love I love your black hair. You look amazing.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
billy corgan: Dang, talk about a hottie.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
billy corgan: well was I don't have a Twitter, so it won't show me any of the things that he's responding to, but...
fuckcolt: This guy's a sick freak, do it
fuckcolt: dude. That's a good thing, dude. you know't You can't have that filth on your computer.
billy corgan: Hey
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: Holy shit.
fuckcolt: This guy is next level.
billy corgan: and man, don't hate the player, hate the game, right?
fuckcolt: Holy shit.
billy corgan: Dude's just hoping if he adds enough porn stars, one of them will put him in one of those videos.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
fuckcolt: All of this makes so much sense.
billy corgan: Wow, step sis.
billy corgan: Adra. Definitely 100 smash.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
billy corgan: ah hell yeah
fuckcolt: He just, i want to comment on his picture now and tell him that. You know, everybody can see your Twitter replies.
Chef Mike: Oh my God.
fuckcolt: No, my God. Did he just put up a link tree too? So he has no idea.
Chef Mike: No, he dude. I assume it's cause he lives in like the desert and they just don't have mail service, but like, so he put up his thing and it had, it has an, an address, but it's a PO o box that didn't lead anywhere.
fuckcolt: or
Chef Mike: But, uh, he, if i If I cared enough to try for like another hour, I could find shit. he He's way too public.
fuckcolt: Yes.
billy corgan: oh fuck I gotta blow my nose. Be right back.
fuckcolt: Should I fucking hack his cash app?
billy corgan: I got sick. Yes, you should.
fuckcolt: This is $34.
Chef Mike: Yes.
fuckcolt: How is that, dude? is thirty four dollars
Chef Mike: my god.
fuckcolt: how funny is thatttoo
Chef Mike: So beautiful.
fuckcolt: So beautiful, so nice. He's like as horny as like an Indian guy.
Chef Mike: It's so much worse than if he were like... ah Hold on, let me find another one.
Chef Mike: Let's see.
billy corgan: I've actually got a killer idea. We could get a Twitter account with an AI woman and get her to interact with Colt.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
Chef Mike: Oh, he's definitely susceptible to...
fuckcolt: and Paul, this is a way for you for all of us to not work anymore.
billy corgan: And then we could own his, we could own his, uh, two by four whatever it is Trailer double wine.
fuckcolt: have we just
fuckcolt: We just drain his entire family.
Chef Mike: yeah Get his SSDI. right. And saying he's like, some of these, he's the only person to comment on, which is wild.
fuckcolt: ah Oh my god. That's crazy.
Chef Mike: Well, hello there, gorgeous.
fuckcolt: No.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ, this guy.
Chef Mike: Actually, all these people are fucking psychos.
fuckcolt: What are the odds? I recently, or when we first started inter coming into this freak on the internet, I said, this guy this guy's talking to 15-year-old girls by accident.
Chef Mike: Oh God.
billy corgan: you know
fuckcolt: now Now, he's definitely doing it on purpose.
billy corgan: Yep. Yep.
fuckcolt: Okay.
Chef Mike: all right.
fuckcolt: um that He has his Snapchat up here. Imagine the filth he does on his Snapchat.
Chef Mike: Honestly, this, there is not none of these are good.
Chef Mike: ah
fuckcolt: He's one. Wow.
Chef Mike: so so here's So here's a reply to you Sarah Harlow, who has 61,000 followers.
fuckcolt: Wow.
Chef Mike: um and some And some big old bolted on titties.
billy corgan: Hey, baby, let me spread them cheeks.
fuckcolt: Hell yeah.
Chef Mike: Big old bolted on titties with puffy nipples. His comment was just hard heart, heart, heart eyes emoji, heart, heart eyes emoji. But like...
Chef Mike: no No one commenting on this is seems all that. Gorgeous, my darling.
fuckcolt: No way.
Chef Mike: You have amazing nipples. Can I be yours? You are beautiful. I'm here imagining all the mischievous fun we could have.
fuckcolt: Nice. Nice.
Chef Mike: You are one of the prettiest girls in porn.
billy corgan: this um This is actually quite pertinent to this. This girl i went to high school with was a stripper for a while and now she's an OnlyFans girl. And she puts all the dudes on blast that DM her crazy shit.
Chef Mike: Good for her.
fuckcolt: nice
billy corgan: She'll just post it it on her fucking Facebook. It's so funny, dude.
fuckcolt: that's this is ah This is Cole. He's one of them, dude. This dude's terrifying.
billy corgan: yeah
Chef Mike: Yeah, you got to link them up.
fuckcolt: Oh, hey, beautiful. Like, brother, do you know what you're looking at? Don't reply with something even worse.
billy corgan: Just talking about the butthole.
fuckcolt: It's even more psychotic just to should be like, ooh, so nice.
Chef Mike: yeah
fuckcolt: How was your day going?
billy corgan: let me get a taste.
Chef Mike: and That's what I mean. It's not even sexual.
fuckcolt: I can't believe if his walls could talk, I couldn't imagine. This guy's just living on disability, trying to get some more money and just jerking off all day playing Call of Duty.
Chef Mike: Good Lord.
Chef Mike: and the better i me In the bedroom he shares with his nephew.
fuckcolt: Yeah. Yeah.
billy corgan: Minus that part, that sounds kind of sick. Just fucking jacking off all day fucking playing video games.
fuckcolt: It's a house. Yeah. that
fuckcolt: Just a house of whore. Good God.
fuckcolt: yeah Guy tries to fucking get after his sister, probably puts her in a headlock.
billy corgan: One of the accounts that he was commenting to was Stepsister something.
fuckcolt: Oh my God. This sick fuck.
Chef Mike: Oh, he's the only one to comment on this. This is insane.
fuckcolt: Still going through it is so funny. I had to stop. i was like, this guy is fucked.
billy corgan: It's kind of crazy too. Cause he's, he's just obviously replying to AIs.
fuckcolt: apparently
billy corgan: I gotta imagine half a like the, uh, half of that shit is just like AI generated.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: Yeah, maybe.
fuckcolt: What is this guy? This guy's life. i want I know how old he is.
billy corgan: He's 32 or something. I asked him.
fuckcolt: Oh, right, right. Okay.
Chef Mike: It's shame Elon made it so you can't see people's likes.
fuckcolt: Oh, my God.
Chef Mike: But you can see his fault who he follows.
fuckcolt: Oh, yes. Let's go. Name them out here.
Chef Mike: Naughty America.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: Adult Time. Wow Girls 18+. mean, I'm assuming a bunch of these are porn stars. Kelly Collins. Hayley Rose. Alex Chance.
fuckcolt: yeah
Chef Mike: ah
Chef Mike: Molly Little. I mean, yeah, it's almost exclusively Call of Duty and porn.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: Cam, bunch of cam girls, chatterbait updates.
fuckcolt: Updates? No way!
billy corgan: laughter
Chef Mike: He follows the chatterbait updates Twitter, just in case he needs news on if chatter, he follows chatterbait and chatterbait updates.
fuckcolt: Do you think if he has like an earthquake at us at his house, he checks Chatterbait updates to see to see what goes on? That's like his news. That's his CBS.
Chef Mike: Chatterbait is monitoring an earthquake in Bloomfield, New Mexico.
fuckcolt: You got to honestly, he he reposts some of this stuff.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: He follows at she seduced me, whose tagline is lesbian tales of seduction and and reluctance.
fuckcolt: God damn it. why don't How much money can we make off people like this if we just send them the AI fucking robot? Good God.
billy corgan: Probably a lot.
fuckcolt: You'll probably just do it all in chat GPT and fucking call it a day.
Chef Mike: Let's see.
fuckcolt: Oh my God, this guy's poor mama. He still lives with his grandma.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christmas. What's up with that? Read us some Bloomfield, New Mexico stats or some info.
Chef Mike: oh let's see
fuckcolt: he excellent
billy corgan: Fuck, man. Population 7,349. There's the Moores Park Campground. There Super 8 by Wyndham
Chef Mike: All right, so not a big place. We kind of knew that, I think.
fuckcolt: What's got in town? What kind of what kind of entertainment does he have?
billy corgan: um there's the moors rv park and
Chef Mike: I think that's where he lives.
billy corgan: there is a super eight by windham and a best western
fuckcolt: Yeah.
fuckcolt: that
Chef Mike: Well...
billy corgan: hu Sorry, I'm sick. Kids got me sick. ah There's a Dairy Queen and Ace Hardware.
fuckcolt: That's worrying. Hmm.
billy corgan: And that's literally it.
billy corgan: It's not a McDonald's in sight, dude.
Chef Mike: A lot of places to get your car fixed.
billy corgan: It also looks like he's pretty must be really close to an Indian res.
Chef Mike: Hmm. Hmm.
fuckcolt: Makes sense.
billy corgan: Best Western Territorial Inn and Suites.
Chef Mike: Salmon Ruins Museum.
fuckcolt: What's the point of the town?
billy corgan: Oh yeah, he is. He's right next to the Navajo Nation.
Chef Mike: that makes sense.
fuckcolt: What's the info of this town? What's going on?
Chef Mike: Let's see. um The Wikipedia
billy corgan: All right, wait a minute.
Chef Mike: yeah
billy corgan: Did you guys see that Trump said he's not he's going to withhold funding for the... Well, not withhold funding, but not make a deal with the fucking Washington commanders if they don't change back to the Washington Redskins?
fuckcolt: I did see that.
Chef Mike: Does the federal government fund NFL?
fuckcolt: and
billy corgan: They want to do it in Washington, D.C., so I guess maybe he could meddle with it. but
Chef Mike: Hmm.
billy corgan: And he said he he closed it out with make Indians great again.
fuckcolt: okay
billy corgan: MIGA.
Chef Mike: Oh, that's crazy.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ. that's he's just Everyone hates him more and more every day.
Chef Mike: I mean, to be clear.
Chef Mike: Yeah. ah I certainly think most of the people, most, most Redskins fans. or sorry, most Commanders fans so would like to to see them become the Redskins again.
Chef Mike: However,
billy corgan: Yeah.
Chef Mike: ah may these be our problems. Anything anything he can do right now to distract everyone, I think, is his game.
billy corgan: Yeah.
billy corgan: He also wrote a really funny thing about the guy who owns the ah Cleveland Indians. He was writing about how it's crazy that they're just called like the Cleveland, whatever they are.
billy corgan: And he's like, if they went back to the Indians, maybe he wouldn't have such a failed political career.
fuckcolt: Jeez.
billy corgan: If he wasn't the president, dude, he'd be fucking rocking.
fuckcolt: Who's the owner?
billy corgan: He'd be like the best Twitter account to follow.
Chef Mike: Bro, he's still it. Like, he ah he missed his calling being just like a fucking, like a really good crowd work comedian.
billy corgan: First of all, MIGA is a hilarious thing.
Chef Mike: Um...
billy corgan: Make Indians great again.
fuckcolt: I see he's losing so many people Indian people suck
fuckcolt: It's just just as he Do you think he's like Damn ah My MAGA Or what say in that Twitter He said it himself Where's all my MAGA boys now He's like you know who's the most the most Population Indians I need to get them on my side
Chef Mike: Yeah, i you get the sense of like, you know, in his weird meetings ah where his staff have to give him updates that he just gets angry about. He's like, so what's the latest?
Chef Mike: And they're like, well, people aren't really liking, you know, people still are pretty mad about this Epstein thing.
fuckcolt: Okay.
Chef Mike: And like, and he's like, I'm not changing my mind on that. And like, it seems like you're going to lose some support here. You might lose like 5% of this group. And he's like, I'll find it somewhere else.
billy corgan: You're trending hard.
Chef Mike: And then he.
billy corgan: You're trending really hard on the res lately.
Chef Mike: Yeah. And then he goes into his little like fortress of solitude where he has just TVs everywhere and and Diet Coke. And then he emerges and he's like, I got it.
Chef Mike: Indians. I win the Indian vote. No one's getting the Indian vote. Trump's going to get it. Trump can do it.
fuckcolt: Mr. Trump, we make 6,000 butter chicken for you. We make butter chicken it in the Diet Coke for you. ah You like that?
Chef Mike: Oh, he probably does think they're the same too.
fuckcolt: It's so beautiful, so sexy. I love it so much. so So beautiful.
Chef Mike: Nobody loves the Native Americans like Trump. I love their butter chicken. ah love their feather hats.
billy corgan: Ho, ho, ho, ho.
fuckcolt: We're going to name them the Washington Butter Chickens. They're going to play. They're going to play so much football. He thinks it's the wrong Indians.
Chef Mike: Exactly.
fuckcolt: They don't need helmets. They have their they have their own helmets. They'll be they have what whatever they call them. They'll be wearing those instead in my order.
Chef Mike: I'm meeting with the but the chief of the Indians, in Narendra Modi. He's coming to the White House tomorrow.
fuckcolt: Oh, my God. ah washington The Washington butter chickens and they the Cleveland horny horny men. That's what we're going to call them.
billy corgan: Colt Duffy's the new Cleveland Horny Men starter.
Chef Mike: Very good.
fuckcolt: Colt Tuffy's that quarterback.
Chef Mike: Very good.
Chef Mike: Trump is my president. Very good.
fuckcolt: They must be caught in a crossroad because every Indian guy that you see who drives a Tesla. So who knows who they're loyal to? i Elon Musk is like an Indian white guy anyways.
fuckcolt: He's horny all the time.
Chef Mike: True.
billy corgan: The owner of the Cleveland baseball team, Matt Dolan, who was very political, has lost three wrecks three elections in a row because of that ridiculous name change.
fuckcolt: Autistic. Autistic.
billy corgan: What he doesn't understand is that if he changed the name back to Cleveland Indians, he might actually win an election.
fuckcolt: about
billy corgan: Indians are being treated very unfairly. All caps, make Indians great again.
fuckcolt: oh my god oh my god
billy corgan: ah
Chef Mike: Brother, what are you going to do for Indians?
fuckcolt: brother
Chef Mike: the indians
fuckcolt: Listen, we we have this podcast and we say the things we say for 88 episodes and we still would have called them Native Americans.
billy corgan: he's good He's doing land back, dude.
fuckcolt: He's saying Indians and everybody thinks he's talking about the like Shabbat Abbot Indian guys.
billy corgan: being treated very poorly.
fuckcolt: Like, dude, we're not talking about like Sri Lankans. where you You got to say Native Americans and no one's going to know what you're talking about.
Chef Mike: That's PC. That's woke.
fuckcolt: That's not based.
fuckcolt: My God, now I can't get it.
billy corgan: He's like, Indians to John Wayne kind.
fuckcolt: Maybe they could get away with it, but they just Indians playing cricket on the baseball field would might be might be their best bet. In the NFL, they would just get smushed.
Chef Mike: Oh, Indians? Yeah, dude, no way.
fuckcolt: They would just, their whole their whole 52-man roster would start running onto the field to tackle one guy. They have no idea. Are you still looking through Colt's Twitter?
Chef Mike: No, I had to stop.
billy corgan: He was getting too horny.
fuckcolt: He's getting super horny.
Chef Mike: Yeah, dude. Yeah.
fuckcolt: Getting super horny. My God, dude.
billy corgan: Fuck, I'm gonna have to come back to this Twitter later and just peruse it.
fuckcolt: Hey, bud. What's up? Everyone keeps asking me why my eyes are so black, but it's been like that since I kid. I just eat Hawaiian punch fruitcake and jerk off so hard, so my eyes go below So I lose all of my iron and all of my zinc every day because I jerk off so hard.
Chef Mike: like
billy corgan: first
Chef Mike: I jerk off so much, I'm dehydrated all the time. No matter how much water I drink, I'm dehydrated. And that's why my eyes are sunk in like I'm a 70-year-old man.
fuckcolt: I drink a half a propel every seven days, and I'm super happy. I'm feeling really good. My God, dude.
Chef Mike: If I feel thirsty, I just have Moundu code red, and then I'm good.
fuckcolt: No, Mike. He's a grown man. he doesn't know how Twitter works. He replies to crazy, crazy porn stars, which like would had to have like the 2004, like you said, bolted on tits.
Chef Mike: Oh God.
fuckcolt: And there's no way that he doesn't know like growing up. mood like He definitely still like just jerks off onto his floor or something and then just like puts his shoes over it and tell his grandma.
Chef Mike: mues Mushes it into the carpet.
fuckcolt: Yeah, until his grandma comes in. The next day, it has no idea what happened. This poor guy, dude.
Chef Mike: Just a fucking pig pen stink cloud of jizz anytime you open his door.
billy corgan: Mm-hmm.
Chef Mike: It's
fuckcolt: ah Exactly. That's why he's never wearing any socks, dude.
Chef Mike: crusted into every fabric.
fuckcolt: They're already just toasting. His socks are used up by like nine and then in the morning. He's got sockless the rest of the day.
fuckcolt: That's why you see his feet in every fucking video.
fuckcolt: Cole, where are your socks? That's what I should start commenting. Cole, where are your socks, dude?
Chef Mike: Mm-hmm.
fuckcolt: Everyone keeps asking me where my socks are.
fuckcolt: This is so good, dude. I can't imagine anybody else finding there their Instagram real retard finally cracking to their Twitter and see what they're really about.
billy corgan: yeah
fuckcolt: Just putting up a facade on Instagram. You're not you're not a real guy that acts like he's 12 years old.
billy corgan: bro your guy billy mr billy your guy mr nasty just got fired fired for real
fuckcolt: He got fired? Holy shit.
Chef Mike: her for, for Washington Cochrane and the employee break room.
fuckcolt: And having a taser with him?
billy corgan: i don't know he just commented on like someone was like oh you're still not at work and he's like yeah i'm gonna sue those guys like They fucking wrongfully terminated my ass or something.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
Chef Mike: mean, it definitely sounds like they, so like they saw his Twitter and we're like, this is, this is a liability.
billy corgan: that was... and
billy corgan: Well, he did say something like...
Chef Mike: Or his Instagram, rather.
billy corgan: now I can't find his Instagram. What is it? Mr. Nasty?
Chef Mike: Mr.
billy corgan: There it is.
Chef Mike: I mean, people were sent people. That's how he got put on leave, right? People sent his found out where he worked and sent his work.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
Chef Mike: Some of his stories.
fuckcolt: He's going to crumble.
Chef Mike: The one where he was saying fucking Kike Hernandez and stuff.
billy corgan: I think it had probably had to do with the fucking washing the butt plug in the sink. Yeah.
fuckcolt: Yes.
Chef Mike: I mean, definitely I mean, for sure, that's, uh, yeah.
fuckcolt: Yes.
Chef Mike: Cause even on on the, he was like, was like, yeah, he's like HR said that they, that this was sent to them, but I'm not worried. Cause like, there's nothing, there's nothing on there. I don't do this at work.
Chef Mike: And I was like, bro, you already forget.
fuckcolt: Dude.
fuckcolt: Brought a stun gun.
Chef Mike: Yeah. Yeah.
fuckcolt: You brought a stun gun in the cock ring and washed it in the sink.
Chef Mike: That's a no-go.
Chef Mike: Yep.
fuckcolt: Come on, Mr. Nasty.
Chef Mike: Yep. Can't do that.
fuckcolt: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. b b b b
billy corgan: I wish I could find it.
Chef Mike: and ring
Chef Mike: That won't do. That dog don't hunt.
fuckcolt: There you go. There you go.
fuckcolt: That's right, dude.
billy corgan: Ooh, the beautiful people.
fuckcolt: What is that? Nah,
billy corgan: song. It's just him singing along to it.
fuckcolt: okay.
Chef Mike: That's sick.
fuckcolt: Get a video of him describing the situation.
billy corgan: fuck I
fuckcolt: Yes.
billy corgan: i can't i i'll have to do some daggan later and i'll post it on the ah patreon or whatever it's gone that we talked to people on
Chef Mike: The discord discord join the discord links in the episode description.
billy corgan: discord
fuckcolt: Discord. Discord.
fuckcolt: yeah Yeah, we had a joint. What happened to that guy that joined and just left us automatically?
Chef Mike: I don't know.
fuckcolt: What the fuck?
Chef Mike: By the time ah by the time I saw that they had joined and tried to add them, they were gone.
fuckcolt: Who did that?
Chef Mike: So I can only assume they,
fuckcolt: Who said the wrong thing?
Chef Mike: who knows? I can't imagine what, where you'd be like, Oh, nevermind.
fuckcolt: Yeah, I mean, you listen to the podcast.
Chef Mike: Right. that You couldn't have found the link without without listening to an episode.
fuckcolt: It's not like you can't like, like, what are you going be surprised at what you see on Discord?
Chef Mike: Yeah, don't know.
fuckcolt: Right?
Chef Mike: I really don't know.
fuckcolt: Right? On other terms, I think our boy Anthony Jr., Anthony Joseph Bisignoli, Bisigno, is actually turned normal?
Chef Mike: Oh, yeah.
fuckcolt: Is he real person now?
Chef Mike: I have not been...
billy corgan: He finally got the loan.
Chef Mike: um Admittedly, have not been following him, so...
fuckcolt: is he a real person now
Chef Mike: He's back on his schizophrenia meds, and so he's otherwise functional?
fuckcolt: He's just like out to out to dinner with friends.
Chef Mike: Is that what happened?
fuckcolt: I love the waiter in the video of him with all of his friends. Like, hey, what's up, Anthony? I'm like, oh, my God, he's a known treasure.
Chef Mike: Interesting.
fuckcolt: Shout out to him. He's, he's you know, he's said everything crazy under the sun, but he's never washed his cockering in the sink at the Capital One he visited or whatever.
billy corgan: Wide ribs.
Chef Mike: is i mean He's definitely talked about stalking people's wives and stuff, but...
fuckcolt: That's true. Punching people's police officers' wives and robbing them.
Chef Mike: As far as we know, not acted on any of it, so
fuckcolt: He's gotten threats in the mail from all of the big corporations in the world, and he said, you know what? Fuck this. I'm an influencer. That's somebody's Amazon I would buy for them.
fuckcolt: Okay.
fuckcolt: What else? What else have we got, guys? What else do you guys got?
Chef Mike: Oh, there's anything even happen this week. It's crazy.
fuckcolt: i don't know.
Chef Mike: It's trying to think about that.
Chef Mike: Relatively speaking.
fuckcolt: Thank you, Mr. Trump. I appreciate you so much. We're going to Uh... mia ah
Chef Mike: yeah
billy corgan: me Miga is such a dangerous thing too. That's so so oh that's so close, dude.
fuckcolt: Oh, yeah.
billy corgan: That's so close.
fuckcolt: It's so, so close.
billy corgan: I was saying Miga, dude. I swear to God.
Chef Mike: i'm I'm just in favor of and Indians, a good the the casino kind of Indian.
billy corgan: just i love Indians.
fuckcolt: We are going to migra the all of we go do migaro the of oliver America. ah trump as ah Trump, Mr. Trump, has a wonderful day. He said that it is legal to pace around the apartment building that you live in, ah back and forth outside all day and night, and sit in the hallway with your wife and six children.
fuckcolt: Never once ever are Indian people ever in the apartment complex, in their apartment,
Chef Mike: The best.
fuckcolt: they take they take full advantage of all the necessary perks.
billy corgan: I used to love going to the Windsor gardens, uh, workout room, like three or four times I went in the three or four years that I lived there.
fuckcolt: Hell yeah.
billy corgan: There'd be one Indian dude working out in a polo tucked into a pair of jeans with a pair of just like regular running shoes on every single time I went in, bro.
fuckcolt: Yeah.
Chef Mike: ah best
billy corgan: And it was a different one every time, just wearing a pair of jeans, running on the fucking a treadmill at full tilt.
fuckcolt: Hell yeah, brother.
billy corgan: think that's training.
fuckcolt: there's
billy corgan: They're training so that when they go back to India, they can catch the train.
fuckcolt: I think they're just training to keep up with their wife that walks around the apartment complex all day.
billy corgan: I mean, they were great great neighbors.
Chef Mike: He said Trump has promised all of us shoes.
billy corgan: Great neighbors.
Chef Mike: We will finally have shoes for walking.
fuckcolt: I love Mrs. Trump. I love you, Melania. I want to suck on your boobs. I want to suck.
billy corgan: Thank you.
fuckcolt: and ia balaia is here I I am part of the Amigas, and we are going to suck on your boobs, and we love we love we love Melania.
Chef Mike: Ha ha ha ha.
fuckcolt: Oh, Baron Chump, big boy. Very big man. Baron. I love Baron. He's the Ovan podcast. The big man. Very big man.
fuckcolt: Paul, would they be terrified of you when you would walk into the ah gym?
billy corgan: Uh, no, but when I carried the dog around, yep.
fuckcolt: Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. They have no idea what dogs are still.
billy corgan: Yeah, they hated the dog.
fuckcolt: Indian people will live in and America for 45 years and having still have no idea what a dog is.
billy corgan: I'd sit out on my porch, which was next to the, think I might've told this story before, but for those who haven't listened to all 88 episodes, I'd sit out on my porch and it was next to the entrance to the building.
billy corgan: these two grown Indian men, I mean, grown, like gotta be in their thirties, come up, stop. They're like, excuse me. like, yeah. And they're like, can you put the dog away? And I was like, now dude, I'm sitting on the porch. And they're like, ah, I'm really scared.
fuckcolt: Yeah.
billy corgan: ah granted my porch is not like, it's not up against the entrance. It's just next to it. Right. There's like a whole wall and shit in between us. I'm like, I'm not putting away the dog. You got to figure it out. And they stood there i for probably like 15 minutes trying to figure out how they were going to get through the front door.
billy corgan: It's crazy. Just can't imagine being that scared of, of an animal.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ. Well, your dog doesn't have boobs, so terri they're terrified of that.
billy corgan: true.
fuckcolt: So you put away your dog. It ist it does not have boobs. I am very scared of it. Thank you. Thank you, President Trump. Maybe Trump's going to start doing that. me get rid of all the dogs for the Indians.
fuckcolt: He's going to be shocked when the Indian guys...
Chef Mike: They find the dogs scary. when they they move When they move, they they don't know what they're going to do. they They don't know if they're food. They don't know if they should worship them. We're getting rid of the dogs.
fuckcolt: I can't ah can't imagine his surprise when he's like with his indie make Indians great again. And then he meets just like at ah an apartment and apartment complex Indian man.
fuckcolt: he's like, wow, they look different nowadays. wow.
Chef Mike: yeah
fuckcolt: oh wow
Chef Mike: where's where's Where's your hat? you you not Do you not wear the hat when you see the president?
fuckcolt: Wow, when I was president before, they they wore the hat. They wore the face paint. Now it's sad.
Chef Mike: Did
fuckcolt: the woke The woke tribe has made them into has made them into an Under Armour wearing shirt guy. ah Very sad.
billy corgan: This is his chance to go after Elizabeth Warren too. He can get her hat.
fuckcolt: Yeah, get her.
Chef Mike: Oh my God.
fuckcolt: Start calling her a red skin.
Chef Mike: Make her wear one.
billy corgan: Make her wear one. She's going to be the leader of Miga.
fuckcolt: Dude, hell yeah.
billy corgan: And Pocahontas is going to run it.
billy corgan: man.
fuckcolt: My God.
billy corgan: No disrespect to the Indian community, no disrespect to the native American community.
fuckcolt: Cole. Cole would walk.
Chef Mike: and Well, certainly no disrespect to the Native American community.
fuckcolt: Colt's trying to fuck Elizabeth Warren on her Twitter replies. Wow, so hot, so beautiful. I love it.
fuckcolt: Just Elizabeth Warren at the Senate or something.
Chef Mike: Amazing. Yes.
fuckcolt: Wow, so sexy. Good morning.
Chef Mike: You should start leaving his, uh, his cash app link in those comments.
fuckcolt: God, dude, we have to. I need to create an empire of me just plotting on retards like that. I could i don't even have to do the dirty work. I could just hit him up and be like, yo, cash at me 50 and I'll turn it to 500. I'll just catch him with that Nigerian scam.
fuckcolt: Cash at me 50. I'll send it back. It'll be 510 minutes.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ, this fucking guy.
Chef Mike: He'd fall for that shit, I bet.
fuckcolt: Oh, obviously.
Chef Mike: honestly Honestly, if you... Well, none of them are listening, but ah any of his followers who might feel some sliver of empathy at some point to be like, I'm going to send this guy $5 on Cash App, need to know that it's just going to chatterbait tips.
fuckcolt: Good God.
fuckcolt: Exactly, dude.
billy corgan: yeah You're not our chatterbait resident info guy.
Chef Mike: immediately It's immediately being used...
fuckcolt: Exactly.
Chef Mike: To tip a chatterbait model into showing her bolted on tits for five seconds.
fuckcolt: Exactly, dude.
Chef Mike: is Is what I would guess. I don't actually know how chatterbait works.
fuckcolt: You don't follow Chatterbait updates? Okay.
Chef Mike: I would assume that it worked. It's a tip based system where you, you give tokens to the models and the, for actions, but I, that's just a guess. I don't actually know how it works.
Chef Mike: Maybe there's like a certain tier you have to reach where everyone's tokens are added up. And when you reach that tier, some sort certain things happen. I don't know though. that That's just, if I had to imagine how it worked,
fuckcolt: Yeah, everyone's money's going to waste. I need to comment that. I need to put them on blast.
fuckcolt: Start blasting them for this shit.
Chef Mike: I would actually be, I'd be probably terrible, but it would be kind of funny. You know how like, uh, you know, like on YouTube or whatever, people will do these like deep dives on like real issues, like real journalism.
fuckcolt: Yes.
Chef Mike: You just did like that level of effort, investigative journalism store expose for like cult, like, like minor,
fuckcolt: Oh my God. 9,000.
Chef Mike: minor internet or, low interest internet celebrities that like aren't really hurting anyone.
fuckcolt: They top at 10,000 followers. have to top out at. my followers i have to top out ah
Chef Mike: where he's, he put his cash app up asking for donations, but where do those donations go? we we visited Bloomfield, New Mexico and, and, and talk to local residents.
fuckcolt: oh my god
Chef Mike: Um,
Chef Mike: ah Yes, I know. um I know Colton Duffy. He went to the high school here ah We called him goat killer.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
Chef Mike: and
Chef Mike: oh, God, that might be fun.
fuckcolt: Yeah. We're here at the, what the luck luck into in, Bloomfield, New Mexico.
fuckcolt: We're seeing, we're finding, where is all the come here? It's all gone. This is the, it's like how Utah has dry, dry counties. This is the first dry city in New Mexico. We're going to figure out why.
fuckcolt: i could get there for $400. four hundred dollars It's going to take me like 14 hours of connecting flights to fucking get there. It says,
billy corgan: Oh
fuckcolt: $389, 14 hours and 7 minutes. Let's go.
Chef Mike: Yeah, you and you need a you need a Navajo Nation passport to get to get ah to get through
fuckcolt: Oh, my God.
fuckcolt: i want to drop. I'm going to do a drop ah here on ah on their main street.
fuckcolt: There's Ace Hardware, Church of Latter-day Saints. Oh, Jesus. Church of Latter-day Saints are out there? Oh, my God.
billy corgan: Thank you.
fuckcolt: This town is a fucking shithole. Nothing going on out here, dude. There's not even a fucking... Is there even a McDonald's out here?
fuckcolt: Nope. Seems like the biggest... Dude, I don't even know where the biggest town is out here. Who the fuck lives in New Mexico anyways?
Chef Mike: I don't know.
fuckcolt: Albuquerque looks like a ride away. Yeah, this guy's fucked.
fuckcolt: ah right
fuckcolt: Oh, man. Neighboring town isn't much better either. That's maybe the Mexican place he goes to. Tequila's Mexican restaurant. Yeah, we're going to dox him.
Chef Mike: We went to the Tequila's Mexican Restaurant.
fuckcolt: Dude, I bet you I could find it. Like, this place is so small, I could find where his...
Chef Mike: He's always in the bathroom gooning.
fuckcolt: Dude, I bet we could just find his fucking trailer just by dropping a random pin out here.
Chef Mike: town of 8,000. Everyone know, i like, yeah.
billy corgan: Maybe we can get one those planes that right in the sky. Pay it to say Colt Duffy's a pervert.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
Chef Mike: This is why we need rich a rich Discord subscriber.
fuckcolt: Yes.
Chef Mike: your money you Whereas whereas the money that you would give the the money you could give to Colt will instantly go to chatterbait tokens, we will use this to ah harass
fuckcolt: We'd be able to do this.
fuckcolt: Yes.
billy corgan: Hire a skywriter.
Chef Mike: ah people we are obsessed with on Instagram.
fuckcolt: Retarded men.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
billy corgan: including Mr. Nasty.
Chef Mike: Oh, I will definitely be sending him just fish.
fuckcolt: We'll get him on the podcast.
Chef Mike: Yeah, he would come on the podcast, actually.
fuckcolt: Oh, my God.
billy corgan: We'll set up a whole elaborate, we'll tell him it's a new job and he's having a job interview.
fuckcolt: Oh, my God.
billy corgan: Aiden and I are pretty good at job interviews. We've done a lot.
Chef Mike: Hmm.
fuckcolt: wouldn't be hard to get him and just send him an email off of like a made up Gmail.
fuckcolt: Be like, you want to.
billy corgan: And halfway through be like, so we have a zero tolerance cock ring in the bathroom policy.
fuckcolt: Oh my God. Yeah, he would flip out.
fuckcolt: God, I'm worried of and that guy would lose his shit.
billy corgan: Have you, have you seen, he's just been arguing with this guy who keeps calling him gay. Oh, dude, it's so funny.
fuckcolt: No, I had to unfollow him.
billy corgan: He's like, He's just so tilted and all the dude is saying is you're gay.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
Chef Mike: a
fuckcolt: That's so good.
billy corgan: He made a whole like three minute long video about the guy and then the guy commented on him.
fuckcolt: Yes.
billy corgan: It's just like, you're gay.
Chef Mike: You're gay.
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
fuckcolt: no fucking way.
billy corgan: He's like, it's it's Monday people. And it's Mr. Nasty. I'm just sitting here eviscerating trolls.
fuckcolt: No way.
billy corgan: Yeah.
fuckcolt: Does it have his name on there?
Chef Mike: He posted his like. ah
billy corgan: Oh, he's got his whole name on there.
Chef Mike: Yeah, it's some crazy fucking like Slavic name or something. He posted a like parts of it were blurred out, but like a picture of his legitimately like his birth certificate that has full name on it.
fuckcolt: No way.
Chef Mike: He's insane. um
fuckcolt: No way.
Chef Mike: Yeah, it's but it's a weird name.
billy corgan: Wish
billy corgan: I could find the one where he says that about eviscerating the trolls.
fuckcolt: Holy shit.
billy corgan: piece of sunday to you I gotta warn you though, the images you're about to see are pretty disturbing. So if you have seizures, you still might want to watch, man. You might get sent into another dimension and see some cool ass shit.
billy corgan: And I was like, my bad for that jump scare, man.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
billy corgan: I didn't mean to show you guys a sad sack of shit. But seriously though, you're probably wondering, why would you show us that flimsy ass motherfucker who wears an apron at work and washes dishes for a living?
fuckcolt: Oh my God.
billy corgan: Well, This motherfucker's been trolling me nonstop as if he's cool.
fuckcolt: Yes.
billy corgan: ah Cuck Nathan is his name, right? And what do you think he's trolling me on? I'm telling you, ah know trolls. They project their greatest weakness. When you look at him, he's a flimsy-ass motherfucker, long hair.
billy corgan: You look at him and his girl, you can't even tell who the girl is.
fuckcolt: Oh, he's fucking frazzled.
billy corgan: He's in his bag, dude. But then the comments are just literally the dude just going, you're gay.
fuckcolt: ah
Chef Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha.
billy corgan: yeah
billy corgan: Oh,
fuckcolt: You're a fag.
billy corgan: It's crazy at that, I mean, and he's saying that that dude is fucking in the closet, not feeling good about himself or whatever, trying to say that that's why he's calling him gay, and then he's just so tilted that the guy keeps calling him gay
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ. He's just getting put in a fucking locker over and over again.
fuckcolt: Jesus.
billy corgan: It's such like a funny, it's such like a fucking funny thing to get mad about too.
fuckcolt: You're gay. You're gay.
billy corgan: Someone just constantly calling you gay.
billy corgan: You could be getting woken up by that horse, dude.
fuckcolt: What the fuck is that?
Chef Mike: Now it's all over my algorithm. I just keep getting different he keyboard horse videos.
fuckcolt: What is that?
billy corgan: It's the therapy horse that wakes you up from anesthetic.
Chef Mike: Yeah.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: I would be, so I get that they probably, it's not, it's probably not a surprise, but I, I would, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing? If they just brought a fucking horse into my, into my like recovery room, let alone the horse is just like mashing its head into piano.
Chef Mike: piano
fuckcolt: Oh my goodness.
Chef Mike: But like, why the fuck is there a horse in here?
Chef Mike: Crazy.
billy corgan: the
fuckcolt: ha
billy corgan: but there
fuckcolt: That's so funny.
Chef Mike: How much is and what' just this fucking horse going cost my insurance?
billy corgan: How much you paying the horse?
Chef Mike: Get the bill. It's like 16 grand for therapy horse. Therapy horse, wake up.
fuckcolt: Jesus Christ.
Chef Mike: I didn't ask for this. Sorry, it's part of the part of the treatment, of overall treatment. You can't opt out of the therapy horse.
billy corgan: You know, it's funny.
fuckcolt: Oh my god.
billy corgan: Someone's probably commenting on that. You're gay.
fuckcolt: You're
billy corgan: That horse is gay.
Chef Mike: got you.
billy corgan: What?
Chef Mike: Oh, she's having time. It's all that fucking thing does.
fuckcolt: I'm definitely haven't been in a coma. It's even worse just hearing a regular. i can't imagine coming out of anything that's serious.
Chef Mike: do if i woke up from surgery and the first thing I saw was a horse playing the piano.
fuckcolt: Get the fuck away from it. ah
fuckcolt: but Yeah, I'll be like, am I fucking dead?
Chef Mike: I would think I had died. No!
fuckcolt: Am I in hell? Is this what hell is?
Chef Mike: ah oh god
fuckcolt: Welcome to hell. Here's a horse playing a fucking keyboard.
Chef Mike: like
fuckcolt: Fuck.
fuckcolt: Welcome to hell. Here's your horse playing the keyboard.
Chef Mike: Just because I bought weed in church when I was 14?
fuckcolt: We're showing your family all of your Twitter likes. Yes, we brought that back. yeah We brought that back to show your family they're laughing at you.
fuckcolt: And here's a horse stomping on a keyboard in front of you.
fuckcolt: Oh, my God. Especially an emotionalist horse. It's just like fucking has no emotion to the face.
Chef Mike: no it doesn't fucking care.
fuckcolt: If at least it was like a bulldog playing, it would be at least pretty. It's like, oh my God, the fucking horse is startling.
billy corgan: Thank
fuckcolt: Just looking through your body.
fuckcolt: Well, that's that's a podcast, guys.
Chef Mike: Oh, we did it.
fuckcolt: We did it.
Chef Mike: guys.
fuckcolt: Okay.
fuckcolt: Paul, you have any last words?
Chef Mike: Goodbye.
billy corgan: Nope. I'll be but
