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We on cover Gail Lewis from Walmart being on Epsteins flight logs and a main share holder in his investment portfolio. We also have Leland from Dog The Bounty Hunter on the podcast.
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Introduction and Blessings
00:00:03
Speaker
Happy National Prayer Day. Stay prayed up. God bless you.
Impactful Stories and Humor
00:00:11
Speaker
Goods are us changed my life. You can take as much ham as you want from the Jersey Mike's refrigerator and no one can stop you.
00:00:27
Speaker
Okay, so we all know we live in a big simulation, right? Everything around us is computer-generated, right? But there's one thing that isn't part of the simulation. That's gum. Gum is weird. You can just chew, chew, chew, chew forever. That's because gum comes from outside of the simulation.
Societal Commentary and Opinions
00:00:45
Speaker
Can I take your shirt out real quick? Okay. Abercrombie & Fitch. Feminist Abercrombie & Fitch. My sister gave it to me, you know?
00:00:59
Speaker
Of course they're very popular than only white boys in Moran. They want people to wake up. It's pretty ridiculous to be outraged by a misgendered toy plastic potato. It's pretty ridiculous to be outraged by the shape of a syrup jar shaped in the design of a beloved black ant.
00:01:26
Speaker
Jim, are you playing with other teams? You don't snipe in Carrington, okay? Saboteur. Saboteur. I'm gonna kill you for real. The game is over. I'm really going to shoot you. By the way, it's all his fault that we're spending $6 billion in taxpayer money this month to help AIDS fight HIV.
00:02:02
Speaker
People should have the right to put into their body whatever they wish to do to it. As long as they do not endanger other people, I do not see what the problem is. Sadly, the other dead mother is at home and my hunter, who I have now, who's new, she's in a different state.
Nostalgia and Personal Anecdotes
00:02:28
Speaker
But as soon as I get a place for all of us, I'm going after him.
00:02:34
Speaker
like severely I am back at my Walmart just doing some shopping that's all I'm doing but boy oh boy do I miss my people those are my family those are my friends welcome to dudes are us we care and love you give us the address of your enemy or boss and we will handle business for your listenership sorry if you're fat enjoy the episode
00:03:04
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So, um, Pops, how did, uh, I noticed that you didn't tell us about your score tonight. Oh, I pre-balled. What does that mean? Just went and did it this afternoon. So cause my, uh, didn't have babysitter. Does that mean you just go do it alone in your score? Like gets counted. I don't know what that means. Me and my coworker went and then they just send the score to. Oh, that's what I figured it man. Yeah. That's awesome.
00:03:35
Speaker
What is it? How did you go? You have to have a witness. No. The bowling alley guy is your witness. That's awesome. It was all right. I did a 72, like a 59 and a 60 or something. Nice. Wasn't my best night. Or day. Maybe that was it. Yeah. Wasn't my worst one.
00:04:01
Speaker
Damn, what if you pre-balled every time? You could. That's crazy. Yeah, you don't have to show up. You'd be kind of a jerk. Yeah. Just never meet one of your team members.
Online Platforms and User Behavior
00:04:26
Speaker
This log meant everything, dude. This sucks. It's like you got hacked, dude. Paul. Oh, God. Yeah, dude, we're logging on to the pod tonight. He's got his catch wiped. You can look up your. There we go. Like all your passwords and user names are saved in Chrome. A lot of them are just saved into my iPhone so I can do it that way.
00:05:05
Speaker
Allegedly Everybody on reddit unlike the forms not already. Obviously. It's like the most perfect human being ever Like if they like if you if anybody asks for something they're like, well you can you have to do it exactly by the book on everything or your oh, there's no nuance on reddit fucking
00:05:28
Speaker
What are you kidding? Are you kidding me? There was one correct way of doing everything and it will be communicated to you in like perfect English grammar. So you've never done that. I mean, that's what it is though. It's like a bunch of people Googling the answer to a question that they don't know the answer to. And then because they have spent farming up votes,
00:05:58
Speaker
Yeah, because they have spent 15 minutes at most reading about a subject. They will now communicate it to you like they're an expert. Fucking NBA Reddit is the worst fucking thing in the world. Oh, I can only imagine people that don't even fucking watch sports. Wrong opinions, though. Oh, yeah, they fucking just. Petty fucking responses and then petty and like the word of like, bro, it does not matter. Is it worse than Twitter?
00:06:28
Speaker
now twitter actually is way better twitter is like people actually bringing stats up they're like yeah well um james harden had two good games and i'm like well he dropped six points in the fucking must-win games of a series that's horrific what the fuck did the other two games that he had one matter what the fuck does that matter you lost the series you're out of the playoffs
00:06:57
Speaker
How the fuck does that matter? Do you think that gets you to the next level when you add those games up? Don't worry, guys. The Hornets blew a lead to lose by 15 points. 76ers lost. There's your guy's sports recap of two daras. Yep. They wouldn't let a decent night bowling. That's where all sports on the front half of this pod.
Weather and Personal Stories
00:07:28
Speaker
Yeah, actually like nobody on my team went we had a fucked up day here like rain like crazy. Oh, dude, my room is leaking. The other dude's basement flooded. My coworker doesn't have power. And then the other dude's kids are sick. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I like live right by like a wetland. So I always get freaked out. But we're fine. But yeah, I do know a lot of people that's like basements flooded and shit.
00:07:58
Speaker
Yeah, my basement's flooded right now. Really? You just fucking... I got water just spraying in through the foundation. You're just taking it like a G. There's nothing I can do about it. Hell yeah, bro. It's coming in faster than the sump pump can pump it out. You just keep, not keep anything on the floor. Yeah, there's nothing in my basement. Northeast is fucking getting destroyed right now. I think I, I mean, I think I already bitched about this last week, but like,
00:08:28
Speaker
It's fucking it was 62 degrees today, December 18th. Yep. Like watch that video. I just texted you. That's my basement right now. Dude. This is water. That's what his basement sounds like.
00:08:58
Speaker
You can hear like the de-hue and the fucking other pump, sump pump running in the background. What's that water taste like? I don't know. It didn't dry up. It's probably good. It's probably clean and filtered. It's coming in through a concrete block. Hell yeah. But yeah, that was crazy, dude. In town, this fucking gigantic pine tree just snapped in half. Yeah, dude.
00:09:28
Speaker
That's uh, we got it down here and uh over the weekend and I did not think it was going to be worse up there somehow Oh wait you had storms over the weekend yeah last week My brother said it's the same storm. Yeah really, you know Storm just like stayed together from florida all the way up to boston Dude, yeah, it happens every day. That's wild That weather works
00:09:57
Speaker
happens every day, brother. That's crazy. It came from
Food Culture and Authenticity
00:10:02
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India. Nah, off the coast of India. Which goes cool thing I saw on Reddit today was you could sail a straight line from India to the United Oh, yeah. I have seen that I'd like that shit was sick.
00:10:22
Speaker
Yeah. I've seen, I can't remember like whoever wants to fucking go to India. Real 30 feet. Go to India. You would go to India. Yeah. Like Indian food. Then you get there. You're like, you'd think the, so this isn't like a, I don't know how to ask this question. Do you think the Indian food in India is better?
00:10:50
Speaker
Um, I'm just like an Indian Indian food. You can get from a good Indian restaurant here. Probably not. I think it's probably the same, right? Cause it's not like they're like, I bet it's different changing it. You know what I mean? There's like Indian people come here and make the same stuff. Right. Um, because chicken tikka masala is a, is a fucking British dish. Yeah. That's what I mean. Kinda. Yeah. They'll make it for fucking, they'll make it cause they're here. You know what I mean?
00:11:20
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Yeah, so if you go to India, they probably won't make that for you. So it's probably just different food. But I'm saying like that's like on the menu here because people buy it, but like they have other authentic shit that you could that's the same in India. You know what I mean? Like they have fucking KCD is that Mexican restaurants here. Yeah.
00:11:42
Speaker
Cause it sells, it moves, it moves the needle. Like we got to have chicken tenders and fucking case of D is on the menu for people that come in here. Yeah. Uh, chicken tenders and Indian places are usually bank. Um, my, not even a real experience, but there was like a Thai restaurant near the place I worked on Newbury street years and years ago.
00:12:09
Speaker
And I would always just get like drunken noodles or Pad Thai and like pretty much that one of those two every single time. And then they had like a menu that wasn't translated. Like what are the ingredients? It was just like how specialties and it was like stuff that was in. I don't know the language you just pointed.
Urban Living Challenges
00:12:31
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And I ordered one of those things because I was feeling like pretty cool. And it was like
00:12:39
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I don't even know how to describe it. It was like noodles with literally just like crunchy white sugar. OK. Then this. Chili oil, like chili crisp oil and then like. Like. Take like fish cakes. I don't know. I like little.
00:13:06
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dumplings made of like pressed together fish meat. And that was the dish. So like weird, spongy fish meat, crunchy sugar, like out of a like coffee sugar, and then just like plain noodles. I was like, is this like a fuck with Americans dish or is this like real food? I'm gonna never figured it out.
00:13:37
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Where did you get that? That Thai restaurant that was by Berkeley. Did you go down to your basement? Paul's recording in the basement right now.
00:13:58
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Oh, that makes sense. The water gets extra soundproof.
Food Choices and Sensory Experiences
00:14:02
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You can hear how congested I am. That video sound like Darth Vader fucking breathing heavy turning around. Fuck this. It'll go away. Breathing like Tony Soprano and pass out down my basement. Where's
00:14:24
Speaker
I got a transfer pump. So if it's bad again tomorrow, I'll just hook the pump up fucking pump the water into the sun pump. This makes sense why Florida houses don't have basements more and more every day. Just be funded every fucking day. Well, not even just that. I mean, the water table is so much higher in Florida. Like you couldn't most places you couldn't dig a basement and not
00:14:52
Speaker
just already hit water. Oh, yeah. Okay. But you'd have to be it'd be like the New York subway where you're just like not only would it flood be super flood prone, but it would also always have to be pumped out. But yeah. What happened? Just
Travel Frustrations and Etiquette
00:15:20
Speaker
took too big of a sip of my drink. Nice.
00:15:23
Speaker
What are you sipping bro? And some of that four roses. Just get that congestion out dude. Go have a little wasabi or something. Some, some ramen Jared, how many subscribers on the Reddit for you to do that? Take all the shrimp out of the ramen's and put them in a cereal bowl.
00:15:50
Speaker
Okay. So nothing about that bothers me, except, except that he, except the milk, I would do, I would do spoonful bowl of rehydrate tiny little shrimps. I just, the milk, milk shrimp combo freaks me out. Like if I, even if I could do like coconut milk or like, I think I'd do it. Just the rehydrating and being like chewy is fucking crazy.
00:16:20
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All right, Pops, just to circle back, it was. It was Pad Thai Cafe in Boston. And they've their menus bigger now. It was something off of their authentic Thai menu. And it was like. It was like Kai Krob Rob Prick. Sweet fish cakes.
00:16:48
Speaker
But it was like literally it was it was wild to have a dish that was just to just had a bunch of crunchy sugar on it. Anyway. You know where I want to go again, I don't know if it's there anymore is the dumpling house. Where's that? It's in Chinatown. Oh, it's probably still there. Oh, yeah, those places don't leave, dude. We got to go to we got to go to Peach Farm.
00:17:16
Speaker
I'm down to go there. I'll order the chicken tenders. What's peach farm? Each farms in Chinatown. Great rated. I was surprised when I looked on Google. Sounds like a strip club. Well, I thought I like highly rated like this place is a one of a kind. It's like three, three and a half stars. So I don't know if it is
00:17:39
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It's definitely not like a hidden gem thing that my friends found where it's like it is like we liked it because it was kind of a dump. Like it wasn't a hipster secret Chinese food place.
00:17:58
Speaker
Whenever I walk around there, I'm always like, damn, imagine it must be, I guess it's probably not realistically sick, but I'd be like, yo, it'd be pretty sick to live in one of those like third story apartments above all those fucking places. And that in Chinatown must be fucking awesome. Dude, I'd be down if I just had like space. Like if I was rich and could just afford the whole floor, that would be sick. It's just like a not realistically an apartment there. Like you're playing three grand for.
00:18:28
Speaker
like less than 600 square feet. You're just fucking hanging out in Chinatown. I imagine waking up coming out to that crazy shit every day of cars just fucking all on one ways and people fucking just chilling on the block. Yeah, just just chilling, playing like chess. Crazy bakery.
00:18:51
Speaker
I can't come, I can't show up at the office
Sound Preferences and Disruptions
00:18:54
Speaker
today. My car's blocked in by a bread truck. Yeah, literally. There's just been a bread truck parking me in for the last four hours. It's just nonstop deliveries too. Yep. You're eating hot soup every day. Hot soup, eel. Oh, God. I just think eel is not like,
00:19:19
Speaker
shouldn't they make themselves like stuff like that you just shouldn't eat why cuz it's like dude they're just why are you gonna like I don't know it's like that doesn't it's not like it's trying everything in its will not to be Ian yeah that's kind of true they're one of the more like sustainable dishes I think not all the ills certain ills though
00:19:48
Speaker
God, those things fucking are crazy. Yeah, they're weird looking. I don't think I'd ever eat an eel. Not just eel on sushi, but like a check like an eel that you can like. Oh, it was an eel. Just take it off your leg and eat it.
00:20:17
Speaker
What? We're saying what's your least favorite noise? Like teeth grinding or like fingers on a chalkboard. People say fingers on chalkboard. I can't recall ever hearing it organically. All right. You know what I mean? No, I'm not. I'm not saying you can't have that one. Like that's fair, but like I feel like
00:20:44
Speaker
You know what I mean? It's like a trope where like I've never actually had a person scratch their nails on a chalkboard. It's always been like a sound effect on a Simpsons episode where somebody did that. I hate like like fingers on styrofoam, like that squeaky sound, any kind of squeaky sound. I think that's like like wet, like a wet balloon. OK, I don't want that. Uh,
00:21:14
Speaker
I like cheese curds, like squeaky cheese, but I don't really like the way that it squeaks on my teeth. Anything like that. That might be kind of an autism thing, probably, but I'm not a fan. You ever accidentally rubbed your teeth together? What do you mean? What does that mean? Like blind into your teeth? Yeah, but you have one tooth slip over the other. Oh, yeah. I've had that happen a couple of times. Yeah, I don't like that feeling.
00:21:45
Speaker
That's not yeah, I co-sign that. Because that also makes a noise. What about the Hadouken noise? Hadouken! That one? Yeah, that's a pretty good
Food and Cooking Discussions
00:22:06
Speaker
one. That's pretty low on the hates. Yeah, I don't think I hate that one at all.
00:22:19
Speaker
Damn, a good high five. Yeah, like where you get a little bit of suction. Guys, we're taking this podcast the next fucking level. You got you missed out on some cookie making. That's true. What happened? We made cookies at my house this last week and we missed out. Dude, that's big. You guys grind up the
00:22:47
Speaker
the M&Ms and make them into the cookie spread. Now, Shannon, I just made a bunch of sugar cookie decorated up. Yes, you gingerbread. Nope, the sugar cookie. I made ones with the Christmas trees on them. classics. Yeah, the little Debbie Christmas tree cakes.
00:23:13
Speaker
Now the cookies out of the Christmas trees. Oh, yeah. You like slice this. They come in like a log. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Those are fucking OG. Now we roll the dough out and cut Christmas trees out of them though. Nice. Actually, I didn't do any of it. I just got the same. I think after like three crisp or three sugar cookies, I'm like fucking paralyzed. But I could eat probably like 90 chocolate chip cookies.
00:23:45
Speaker
That's true. I don't know if it's just honestly, it is probably just a sugar rejecting into my body. Yeah,
Media and Online Presence
00:23:54
Speaker
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I have diabetes like this guy rules way too hard. Open big on those fucking healthy type of
00:24:15
Speaker
candy bars. Those are fire. They're like dark chocolate. I don't know what the fuck they're called. They're fired though. Healthy type candy bar. Yeah, I don't know. I have to send a picture to him for you guys. All right, word. You think Tim Dylan's funny. I listened to him on a recent podcast. He's pretty funny on it. Yeah.
00:24:42
Speaker
how I feel about it. He's got some funny moments, but other times he's just I don't listen to his podcast. But when he's on others, I listen to it. He's trying too hard to be Alex Jones. There's only one a Jones. Yeah, saying you got to give the listeners a basement update tomorrow. Pops. Oh,
00:25:10
Speaker
I have to learn how to remove metadata from a video. Uh, I think I want to say Reddit, I want to say Reddit does that. What, where that people could track you or something? Well, metadata, like if I sent you a picture, you could probably look at the metadata and tell you where the picture was taken. What? Yeah, that is true. But I think when you upload
00:25:40
Speaker
like a video or an image to read it that it strips the metadata. I would assume it's all over the place. Or else everybody on Twitter would just be murdering each other. Yeah, I don't want to get doxxed by our 15 members. We're growing at this rate, dude, we're gonna fucking be at 30 very soon. Once you get past like 10, I feel like people are like, okay, I can join this without being the only other three people in here. Oh, our subreddit? Yeah.
00:26:09
Speaker
Yeah. Although the whole point of this subreddit was to, to, uh, direct people to the podcast. So if you're a member and you don't listen, come on. Well, they're not going to hear this. This one's not for you. This one is not for you. Least favorite noises get way over their head anyways. Oh God.
00:26:39
Speaker
There's probably so many more if I really thought about it. I'll say living in the south after a while, the loud engines probably became at least favorite noises. Loud engines like shit. Fuck up, dude. I feel like I know. Oh, when I lived on St. Alphonso Street in college in the medical district, the sound of the green line turning the corner on Huntington Avenue and just like
Personal Routines and Preferences
00:27:09
Speaker
Yeah, that one wasn't great because it starts at like 5am, 4.30, 5am and ends at midnight. So you really never get a break from it. Wait, what? Imagine the people that are on that. Yeah, they just do it every day. My life.
00:27:32
Speaker
The one down is a government center that has the blue line that runs towards Wonderland. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that one makes a terrible noise too. When the green line comes into government center. Yeah, it does. Also any kind of bird that is making noise before 8am.
00:28:02
Speaker
love it. You're up at fucking 6am though. Me? Yeah. It doesn't mean I want to hear birds. What are the days you're waking up at like 9am? Doesn't really happen anymore. Unfortunately. Are you ever works? You ever wake up at the end like at 3am and just experience what it is? Yeah. In there.
00:28:31
Speaker
Why are you getting up so early? What do you mean 6 a.m.? Yeah. That's not early, dude. That's early, dude. Really not that early. That's pretty early. Today I got up. I got up. Well, our alarm went off at six and then I was like up by six thirty and then I prepped my lunch so that I could have a stupid lunch at lunchtime. Raw fish lunch. Who made you eat that?
00:29:00
Speaker
I just want I was like I want tuna poke for lunch. Gross. I made it myself. OK. And I have to want to keep raw tuna. What about a clam? I've had a raw clam. What about what about
00:29:29
Speaker
Yeah, what about what about what about romaine lettuce and an iced coffee? Ooh, I've never done that. But I would. I'm looking at your tuna poke thing right now. What do you think of it? Pomegranate seeds in here? Yeah, dude. Why not? Pomegranate season. You only get a you only get a few months of that. Whatever. It's that white rice, sushi rice. Paul, say a food.
00:29:59
Speaker
That looks bad. Oh my God. That's fucking rude as fuck. You don't have to eat it. You don't have to say it looks bad, though. If you like those things, it probably looks great. To me, it looks bad. Jared, what's that? A bowl of rice? Weight, rice, tuna, sesame seeds, avocado, cucumber, lots of rice, vinegar, and scallions. What do you have? No, that's not rice. Yeah, on real bars, that's what it is.
00:30:30
Speaker
Yeah, I knew that. I figured it out from context clues. Um, I didn't eat breakfast. Yeah. But that was, but you got to admit that big fucking bowl of rice and fish and avocado was a big lunch. What'd you have for dinner? Last night? Tonight. Oh, I made pasta. I just had buttered noodles. Basically the same.
00:31:02
Speaker
I had the opposite of a head hot dogs. Let's go. Boing boings. What'd you put on your shaboying boin? deli mustard. And then one or one out of the three I do a little catch up on it to get a little crazy with the deli mustard. Mm hmm. And some gorillas hot pickles. The goat fucking let's go.
00:31:30
Speaker
Yeah, man, having a hot dog for dinner in a while was a fucking treat.
Travel and Seating Controversies
00:31:34
Speaker
I'll tell you that. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. What? Being so fat, you have to buy a second airline ticket. Oh, my God, they give you see that. Did you see the thing that it who which airline was it west? Just give you one, like, please. So we can delay you.
00:31:53
Speaker
That's crazy. Yeah, I feel like that's them just being like we don't we don't do Oh, I guess they probably really fucked themselves because like last year they just like stranded a bunch of people in the wrong cities over Christmas. Dude, they still fucking do that. Like I'm looking at a picture right now this fat woman who's in the airplane. She's so fat. She has the center.
00:32:21
Speaker
She's sitting between two seats. No. How do you get that fat, dude? How do you get that fat and then just not immediately want to kill yourself? I know they had to just take themselves out, right? I just like I'm a big dude. If I was a fan, I just don't even understand how you would live.
00:32:42
Speaker
Yeah. Dinner sucks fat people should kill themselves. Let's fucking keep this thing going. We need to fucking we need to have your pop up blocker go up every night every pod dude. Getting into the thick of it. Listen, it's okay to be fat. But when these people are complaining that it's like
00:33:10
Speaker
I don't know disability or something. You know, it's fucked up in Europe. They do the, uh, like bus thing on fucking, uh, whether it's like double doors or you get in the front, like people get in the front and the back of the plane. It's probably the most efficient fucking way to do it. Even though it's annoying. True. Wait, what? Yeah, dude. If you're in the back of the plane, you board in the back. Oh, that makes a shit ton of sense. I've kind of always wondered why they did it.
00:33:40
Speaker
where like you were, you board like first class first. So it doesn't make sense. So the people who are getting into the first class seats are blocking everyone else from getting in. Then you board like now we're boarding rows one through 10 so that everyone behind, you know, in rows 11 and further can't get through. Um, yeah, I always thought that shit was insane. They need them. You need to, that eye contact that people see you of where you're sitting weirdness.
00:34:11
Speaker
Um, it's all, it's all because of luggage space. Okay. Yeah. You know what else really fucking pisses. If you could have a guaranteed overhead spot for your luggage, no one would, cause like when I fly jet blue and I've got like mosaic and you can board whenever you want.
00:34:31
Speaker
And I shouldn't have to then board first because I sometimes I just want to chill. But I'm like, if I wait, you won't have a fucking place to put your luggage. The overhead is going to be taken up and I'm going to be that schmuck who has to like who has to like put it way further back and then like figure out either you wait on the plane for everyone to get off, which I'm not going to fucking do. Or you have to be like up the very first person and like run to the back and grab your bag or whatever it is. It's all fucking stupid.
00:35:02
Speaker
All right. I got one right now. Here we go. If you're a poor and you're sitting in the back of the airplane and you just fucking get on the airplane and you stick your goddamn overhead luggage into the first overhead bin, you should be immediately ejected from the airplane. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. I like when they have some, some of the, um, what if you're a poor fat denied entry?
00:35:27
Speaker
You get treated like you're carrying a pistol through the airport. TSA just has like two sticks up. And if you can't go through it just at a regular angle, if you have to turn sideways, you just can't get on the airplane. Yeah, it's like, I mean, listen, they wouldn't let them on a roller coaster. So why are they allowed on a plane? It's like the carry on cage where they have to fucking try to fit into a cage the size of like a normal person. I like every now and then I'll be on a flight where they have like one of the
00:35:57
Speaker
um flight attendants as being like a bouncer for like the first like five rows And people try to put their bags in there and they're like they're like, man Is your are you sitting there and they're like, oh no, and then they're like you got to put your bag back there I'm like hell. Yeah, I wish I could tip you Yeah, because you're a fucking piece of shit if you do that. What are you doing? Yeah, it's like there's fucking overhead bins over your seat Don't be a dickhead and take the person who paid an extra seventy five dollars. Yeah seats overhead space it's one of those like
00:36:27
Speaker
You know, those like what happened to me when I flew down to Florida with Shannon last, I get on the airplane, I open up the overhead bin and all of them are full and there's one, there's only one guy in our area. I'm like, how is this even possible? Yeah. So I'm on a baby, two bags, trying to find a spot. It's like, come on now. It's going forward and then turn around and push back through all the people who are boarding. That's what I mean. No one wants to do that shit.
00:36:58
Speaker
It's that shit that like, uh, that'll be like, they'll call it hacks, like a YouTube or like a Tik TOK will be like airport traveling hacks. And it's like just ways to be an asshole. Oh yeah. It's from people that never fucking travel.
00:37:20
Speaker
Um, it really is bullshit that if you're mosaic and you can board whenever you want, you do have to just like get on immediately. And then just sit there and be miserable while all the fucking fat people get on and bump into your elbow. Why watch everyone trundle into the plane. Well, that shit's bad annoying too. You're sitting in the front. Every single person who gets on just bumps their ass or their fucking side into your shoulder. Yeah. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
00:37:49
Speaker
Guys, we're really blue collar. We're blue collar dudes. No, we're all secretly rich. We're all I actually own the golf course. I don't work on it. Yeah, it's an undercover boss thing, but we're like billionaires. Yeah. Oh.
00:38:18
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Have you guys heard of Hard Rock Nick?
Grooming and Personal Care
00:38:23
Speaker
No. Look up Hard Rock Nick. Is he like Fat Nick? He's a goat dude. Oh. Did you see him? It's so fucking funny dude.
00:38:46
Speaker
You see that guy? You think he talks one way and then he gets on. He's like fucking a what the fuck? I'm hard rock Nick. Well, yeah, I see these pictures and I'm like, oh, and then his entire Instagram page is clearly very political. Yeah, everybody. You hard rock Nick. You look like you do drag shows. Oh, yeah. But Alex Trump. Oh, yeah.
00:39:16
Speaker
That's crazy. He's got like a like Xerxes from 300 crazy face like necklace. He's necklace caller. Is he a crypto billionaire? No, that's what he says. He's definitely not though. He's just like a Saudi Prince. I don't even think he's I don't even think he's actually really rich. Okay. If you are you don't have a schizophrenic Instagram.
00:39:43
Speaker
No, he also has like no chin. Everybody needs to look up hard, Rock Nick. You think he knows that it's like beard looks like that? Dude, he does it every morning. That's like tattooed on. He gets like his beard lined up. Why do people think that looks good? I think it's like a. It's a cultural thing. Fat Joe has it like a product. I think it's like a. Yeah, it's like a little like
00:40:11
Speaker
It's like a coat tractor with like fucking like ink on it for your skin that you put on every day. Oh no, I have seen those things too. So that's, there's a side of that that I don't understand. And so I'm not going to like judge it or be like critical, but I, because I, um, I dunno, I ended up seeing a lot of like barber TikToks and Instagram videos and there's like, don't look terrible, dude.
00:40:40
Speaker
So they all know there's like a side of like black barbers for dudes and also they put that little white chalk line on the top of the beard. They put the they put a line and then they'll well then they're like there are times where they're literally just drawing in to like to make them line up perfect. They'll like draw in. Like with like I mean, it's not like black sharpie, but it's basically like a like a marker. Yeah, it looks terrible.
00:41:10
Speaker
What the fuck is that? Dude, people just want that. People don't. I don't know. Some people are like. They're like, I like the way I look in the mirror and say, you look fucking crazy. You look. Yeah, you look insane. It's also crazy that those barbers, they'll post like the price of the cut and it'll be like one of the like the most simple fade with like a shared and like that was one hundred and eighty dollars, dude.
00:41:35
Speaker
If I ever got a haircut and the guy was like, that's $180, I just get up and leave. Dude. That's like, there's a ton of barbers around here. That's like, they don't do a haircut for like under $80. And it's like, that's fucking crazy. Fucking literally just like a fucking taper fade. Crazy dude. I think it's expensive where I go and it's like $32 to get your hair and your beard trend. Yeah.
00:42:03
Speaker
Uh, I got my hair cut on like a men's haircut. Should be like 10 bucks. I used to pay the place I went in Brighton was 16 bucks. That's I have not, and it was a good haircut. Um, but I have not been able to find a barber that cheap since then, but the place I go now is 30. Um, and that's, that's probably as much as I'd go. I don't really want to get a haircut like every week on like on Thursday.
00:42:34
Speaker
I haven't done every week in long. I try to do every other week. I go like once every two months. I wait until I look like a fucking homeless person and then I go in. I like a skin zero fade. Oh yes, and then it grows out. It's tough. Yeah.
00:42:54
Speaker
but I also don't want to go every week. So it's usually, I mean, I'm probably average out like every two and a half weeks because I don't always, I don't always get that, uh, every other week. I don't know. I used to go to the Brighton barber boys. I think they were only like 20 bucks because Jim was down the road only charging 16.
00:43:18
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't know about the the Brighton
Employment and Business Ethics
00:43:20
Speaker
Barber boys. I could walk to them. Yeah, walk to gyms. And then I could listen to them talk about ridiculous stuff. Nowadays, dude, 50 bucks. True, though, I would never pay $50 for a haircut. I just learned how to cut it myself for like a shitty looking fade and like a lineup where you look like your hair was painted on to you. Listen, my boy, dude,
00:43:46
Speaker
My boy will can cut his own hair. Yeah. Anybody can do it, bro. I mean, if you're just taking it down to like a two, then you're good. You just, he just does the thing where I'm cutting his own hair for 50 years. My guy will does the issue that fucks it all up is when you try to line yourself up, bro, you just fuck yourself. Yeah, you can't do that. Take that to a two and don't don't line anything up, bro. It's fine.
00:44:14
Speaker
That's what I did all through pandemic was just a, was just a two the whole way around. Yeah, dude. Did you see him when you were there last? Is he still there? I haven't seen that dude probably in the last like four times I've been there.
00:44:27
Speaker
I want to take him back. I want him to come back to the country club. Yeah. He was going to come in there one day, probably stab everybody, dude. No way. In a good way. Will is highly stable person. Call him over for the basement, dude. Shouts out, Will. Love that guy. He's one of the 15 members.
Restaurant Health and Safety
00:44:56
Speaker
Could be.
00:45:00
Speaker
I had to lie to fucking HR when I hired him. Cause they were like, you're just hiring your friend. And I was like, he's not my friend. You get one look at this guy. He's not my fucking friend. You think I would, you think I would hang out with someone like that? You kidding me? You'll know. There was some serious collusion going on there. I called him and I was like, bro, apply for this job and I'll hire you on the spot. No questions asked.
00:45:28
Speaker
My guy comes in with a fresh lineup, dude. This other person had like a way better interview and the HR person was like, you need to hire that person. And I was like, nah, I don't get a good vibe from them. I'm going to hire Will. This guy, this guy gives me good vibes for him. He's a, he's a guy where he answers every question by saying he has a hard work ethic.
00:46:02
Speaker
I don't even know if he said that. That's too high. He might've just said, I don't know. He just nodded. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I could do that. I was told there wouldn't be an interview. Are you going to show up every day? Yep. Okay. This interview is over. No way. Shouts out Will. He was the only person on the squad who showed up during fucking pandemic.
00:46:31
Speaker
both of my supervisors stop showing up. They had fucking fake, fake reasons why they couldn't come in. Yeah, they were afraid of dying. That's a fake reason. I mean, I agree with you, but yeah, dude, let's get Chipotle back. Let's have a cup. Let's get a whatever Kickstarter for Chipotle to become good again. Do you remember when the Chipotle and Brighton got shut down because it was giving everybody diarrhea?
00:47:01
Speaker
I think that was like all of them at one point. They had like a problem. I mean, there's a whole. Yeah, there's a whole South Park episode about. I will. Well, I went back the first day it opened and that's the cleanest restaurant I've ever been in in my life. My roommate gave me crazy shit for going and I was like, bro, this is the clean. It smells like bleach in here. Yeah, certainly the like the day after they're allowed to open back up.
00:47:30
Speaker
It was the day they were allowed to open it. Just the whole, you open the door and it was like walking into a fucking bleach bomb. So I don't know if it was all hot and fresh. I don't know if all cities have this. They probably don't, but Boston actually has this incredible public service called the mayor's food court. And you can just search any restaurant in the city of Boston.
00:47:58
Speaker
And it will give you every health code violation it's ever had. Holy shit. I got to do that right now. I'm joining Chipotle Reddit right now. So like, uh, but in the super ADA, just as a, just as a whole. Maybe.
00:48:20
Speaker
there's like a code name you could put in at Chipotle when you order they give you free stuff or they give you bigger portions. All right, how about ones gyms gyms gyms. But that's fucking awesome, dude. Chipotle read it is probably the only read it that's good now sides.
00:48:51
Speaker
Are you kidding me? What are they saying? Just giving all the tips and tricks people sharing fucking codes and stuff. Portly codes? Yeah, dude. Tell me about it. What? Just give me one. No, it's my fucking community, dude. You can have MBA fucking Reddit. I don't know that I'm putting in Jim's deli and it's not showing me anything.
00:49:18
Speaker
You're not putting the right name in. Yeah, you guys have Jim's Deli, dude. Isn't it J.I.M? Deli? Should we just make fucking is Jim's? It's Jim's Deli and restaurant. Should we make credits for small businesses that are local to random fucking parts of the country that maybe a few people know? Jim's, is it is it for sure in Brighton? 100% right in downtown.
00:49:46
Speaker
It was a restaurant in Delhi, 371 Washington Street. They were inspected last on 520. They were inspected on 531 pass with no violations, but that was a follow up inspection to their 522 inspection where they failed and they failed because. Let's see. They had or they had one three star violation, which was
00:50:13
Speaker
chicken cooked at 72 to 81 degrees Fahrenheit. Jesus, that's like person in charge will need to properly 90 degrees colder than what it should be. Yeah, person in charge will need to properly hot hold or cool below 41 that's to below 41 degrees egg stored at cooking on cooking line at 71 degrees Fahrenheit person in charge, removed and will cold hold
00:50:43
Speaker
At or below 45 degrees. So basically they were storing cooked chicken and eggs at room at room temperature. I thought they're saying in like the middle of the chicken was like 72 degrees. Oh, no, that would be like murdering you. It's like, yeah. And then they had a two star violation. And so it was not provided at the hand sink in the cooking line. Oh, no. And then the rest were just like little things.
00:51:12
Speaker
That dude, that's not good. When was this? This was, uh, May 22nd of this year. Jesus Christ. We're not doing them any, any service here. Yeah. Sorry, James. I actually do love you, but it's pretty gross failed to help alone and brighten failed for similar reasons. I'm not shocked. Elplone should.
00:51:37
Speaker
Yeah, that that surprised me. Not at all. That's true. That'll go off. That was delicious. Do a random Jersey mics in New York City. No, this only works for Boston. Jersey mics in Boston. I don't think there is one. There has to be dude. I don't think there is. Why would there be a Jersey mics in Boston? What Jersey? There's fine. There's a Jersey mics in Brighton. Suck it, dude. Why isn't it on here then?
00:52:08
Speaker
Probably spelling Jersey your own Jersey Mike subs. Oh, they don't put the apostrophe in mics. All right Jersey mics was good for them They were inspected on a 22 no violations nice 110 no violations, but that was all up. That was a follow-up to their one three inspection where they failed their three-star violation was tomatoes at the slicer and
00:52:36
Speaker
was tomatoes at the service counter filled well above the fill line with a product temperature at the top of 48 degrees Fahrenheit. Product at the bottom was 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Review with person in charge to properly fill pans to maintain product temperatures. Excess product was removed and placed in the walk-in cooler. Product was sliced less than two hours prior to inspection per the person in charge. So owner system right there.
00:53:06
Speaker
Yeah, they fucked up the tomatoes. I mean, if you're getting tomatoes on your sub, you deserve to potentially get food poisoning. Damn, they're better than Jim's deli. I mean, in terms of Jim's deli, it's so good food. No, I mean, yeah.
00:53:30
Speaker
Gotta look up college pizza. I think Jim's deli Or do you think Jersey Mike's makes a better sub than Jim's deli? It's not what the reports say you're out in terms of in terms of Subs that are the people that know the best and that's the health department
00:53:54
Speaker
In terms of a sub that was least likely to have been made by somebody who just touched their ball sack. That's a little extra seasoning. The gym seasoning. That's Jim's way.
00:54:14
Speaker
Oh no, dude. Little pizza. Little pizza king had multiple violations. So much LPK. Oh, sorry. College pizza. Little pizza king had violations too, but college pizza has one from three 15 and it's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine things long for fails. And most of them are for washing their hands. Oh God, dude. That shit's wild. Like.
00:54:44
Speaker
Come on, you got to wash your hands. You can't be fucking and and that and that that means that like of a health inspector had to observe that. That means on a day where the where they were like, there's a health inspector here like. Love our Los Manos.
00:55:06
Speaker
Employees couldn't set up the sanitizer solution. Employees would go down into the basement and then return to the food prep area and not wash their hands. They were prepping raw chicken next to prepared vegetables directly next to. Products held at 80 to 90. Oh God.
00:55:29
Speaker
That is fucking crazy. This just makes me not want to eat anywhere anymore. Yeah, it's a it's a double edged sword because I that was a really great website to exist when people would be like, oh, let's go to this place. And it almost became the thing I searched instead of like its Google score or its Yahoo score. But then I would be like, there's no place that's exempt for there's no place with a clean record. And sometimes it's like really
00:55:56
Speaker
Like that place Bonchon, that Korean chicken place in Austin. Don't tell me that I love Bonchon. There was one that was like they had a that they they failed for because there was a pipe in above the prep kitchen that was the sewer pipe from the unit above. And it was literally leaking poop water into the kitchen. And they just had like poop water, a poop water bucket in the kitchen. I remember they were still cooking food and everything. Yeah, I remember it because they got shut down for that.
00:56:26
Speaker
Yeah. That's so good though. I'd still eat there. Yeah, I would too. I ate there after that. Go get the double fried wings with the soy garlic sauce. Yeah, soy garlic for sure. Dude, the chili sauce that they have is so unbelievably hot. It's like a prank. It's ridiculous. Because you're like, well, yeah, you're like, Oh, I like spicy things. I know what
00:56:54
Speaker
I know what they mean when they say like, oh, it's hot. White boy, three stars. And that was that is that that chili sauce is inevitably hot. I took my friend there and we got like the 20 packs of chicken tenders. Yeah. And he's like, I'm like, I'm going to get the soy garlic, but you should get the hot ones. And he's like, you sure I should get the hot ones? And I'm like, yeah, they're really good, dude.
00:57:22
Speaker
And he took one bite of one and he's like, I can't, this is, I can't even eat this. It just burned my whole tongue. Yeah. He bought fucking 20 of them.
Franchising and Business Opportunities
00:57:32
Speaker
It is that. But I gave him one of the soy garlic ones. He's like, bro, my tongue is so hot from the hot one. I can't even taste this. I went with another person and they asked for ranch dressing and the Asian person who was working it looked at them like they were a psycho.
00:57:48
Speaker
It was just like, no, they're like, no, we don't do that. And they're like, you don't have anything that I can dip this into. And they're like, we have stinky radishes. You could eat. They've gotten shut down for those radishes too. Cause there's like a certain temperature. You're supposed to pick all those radishes out, but yeah, those stinky radish extra stinky. Mm-hmm.
00:58:10
Speaker
Same dude that I got to order the 20 pack. Uh, he also thought I was just farting the whole time because of how smelly the radish is. That's fucking funny. Thought you were ripping ass the whole time. It was one of my friends from Fenway and it was like one of the first times we went, like we went, we smoked a blunt and we went and like had dinner and he, we get out and he's like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude? He's just going to sit in a restaurant and fart the whole time. Oh my God.
00:58:39
Speaker
I'm like, what are you talking about? It's like, dude, don't even lie. It smelled like shit in there. And I'm like, yeah, it's the fucking radishes. That's so good. Are you guys still laugh about that? Are you guys supporting the troops? You know, I'm feeling about the radishes. So you're not supporting the troops?
00:59:07
Speaker
Um, I don't, I don't understand the question. We should get a bunch on fan franchise. Support. You got to, you know what I thought would be lucrative sweet green franchises. Sweet green is pretty dope. Because everybody likes that shit. That shit is good. I do like I like the hail Caesar. There's none down here. I might damn if I could, I would franchise a sweet green and
00:59:36
Speaker
Why can't you? The fuck am I, how the fuck am I gonna kickstart that? I'll run the hell out of a sweet green franchise with you. I'm not gonna, I don't want to run it, dude. No, dude, we're opening the bonshan. Do both. How much to franchise a sweet green? Uh...
01:00:06
Speaker
It can't be that much. How much? Sweetgreen franchise fee $30,000 to $50,000. I can do that. Put it on a credit card. Let's get it. Bon John's 40K. How funny would that be? You franchise a Sweetgreen on a credit card on an Amex.
01:00:34
Speaker
It doesn't go well, you could just fake your death. Yeah, you could definitely just fucking be like, I'm not paying it. I'm not paying that. Let's just declare bankruptcy. There's none down here. Same with Whole Foods. There's not really any any. Only in like the major cities. You still eat at Whole Foods like once a once or twice a week, Jared. No, I stopped that.
01:01:04
Speaker
Damn bad rating. Somehow sweet greens fire, dude. What's up with people? Sweet greens is great. Um, no, I don't, I must. No, I, I have the weirdest, not the weirdest, but it's either an elaborate meal that I made at home or it's McDonald's McDonald's. Yeah. Whole Foods needed, I need to go. I haven't gone to a whole foods in years. It feels like.
01:01:32
Speaker
Like I don't mind. They're like better than they used to be in the sense of like, they're not ridiculously expensive now. Really? Are they actually decently priced now? Well, one, everything else got way more expensive and two, like when Bezos bought it, he was like, you can't sell $8 apples anymore. Dude, let's go Bezos. Come on now, bro. My God. Oh, there's still like weird stuff. Like if you wanted to buy
01:01:59
Speaker
Like if you were looking for that dumb, expensive thing, like it's still going to be expensive, but you can get pretty normal priced food there now. Okay. Um, but also as a consequence of that, their hot bar is trash now. It's just 1399 for like Mac and cheese that you can make better yourself. But that soup that they have is so good. The lentil one, the Modrous lentil. Uh, man, they know if I've ever had that Christmas catering meals, guys, dude.
Social Etiquette and Experiences
01:02:30
Speaker
Christmas Catering Meals. Christmas Catering Meals. Also Wegmans. Prime Rib. That's better. Prime Rib. Tenderloin. Beef Wellington. Wellies. You know what? You know what's actually crazy? What? Cafe used to just fart in the office. Yeah, he's fucking wild for that. This is insane. I thought that it was mostly just dudes in there, but he would just fart.
01:02:57
Speaker
Just farting in the office. He's like, yo, that chick totally thinks I'm hot and just farting. That's wild. He's definitely a fart in the Uber guy, too. He's a fart in the elevator guy for sure. Yes, fucked up. Oh, man, bro, he used to just be like...
01:03:28
Speaker
That's so funny. That's wicked funny that you would do that. Guys just farting all day, dude. Never washing his jeans. Just walking around in that.
01:03:39
Speaker
I was like an airplane seat. God. Bro, he would fart on airplanes too. Yeah, people that I mean, obviously people do that because the whole plane always just smells like shit. But like go to fucking hell. You and the fat people like just I mean, you can't make it two hours without farting. And if you have to, you just can't get up and go to the bathroom.
01:04:06
Speaker
Right. That's just like poorly managing your shits. Now that Hefei has his own office, it just must smell so bad. Oh my God.
01:04:32
Speaker
Oh man, him farting in the office with tier one. That's hilarious. Bob, what did you have for breakfast and lunch today?
01:04:50
Speaker
Uh, I had Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. What'd you get? Just a bacon, egg and cheese. How are they? Not good. Yeah, they're, they're still bad, if not worse. Yeah. Is the egg still like a eraser? Uh, you know, I eat it pretty often because it's just like convenient, but it's just not good. Like reconstituted powdered egg.
01:05:19
Speaker
The egg, the egg from Duncan is like uncommonly bad egg. And the bacon's always like too chewy. The one up here, they make it good. It's always crispy. Okay. I'll give them that. I'll give them that. Like if you just, if you just got like a bacon sandwich, it'd probably be really good. Can I just have a bacon? We'll take a bacon, egg and cheese. Hold the, hold the egg. Yeah.
01:05:49
Speaker
Uh, and then I had a sandwich from big Y for lunch. Cause I was on the move. What was the Sandy? Hey, they use boar's head meat. So it was a Buffalo chicken boar's head sandwich. Nice guy. Yep. That was good. Then for dinner, Hazel and I had buttered elbow macaroni. Nice dude. Solid. Not a vegetable in sight. I just made like literally like the
01:06:19
Speaker
like the shake from like three different boxes of pasta. Plus butter cream. And then I put a little bit of yogurt in there. It's weird, weird buttered noodles. All right. I shared a mandarin orange with her too. So nice. I had some fruit today and I had a yogurt
License Plates and Customization
01:06:42
Speaker
actually. Why can't it be a woman mandarin orange?
01:06:48
Speaker
That's fair. Huh? I don't know. Ask the Chinese. That's where I assume they come from. We'll get peach find the call. You let them know. Let them know what's up. It's a man or an orange and American thing. I don't know what it is. No, there's no citrus is that or native to United States or to the Americas. Don't tell Florida that they know we invented the color orange.
01:07:19
Speaker
You know what I like about the Mandarin though is you start peeling it and you can get like a good peel on it. Yeah. You ever get those Satsumas? Yep. Those are great. Those are like so satisfying to peel basically. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have fingernails. So I have to start the mandarins with a knife.
01:07:37
Speaker
you know what Florida has Florida has the best custom license plate game the amount of options they have you get any fucking sick life they got sick fishing license plates look them up dude if you don't believe me wait say it again Florida fishing license plates they got like Florida everything they have like over a hundred license plates you can pick from
01:08:08
Speaker
That's crazy. I'm going to get the fish one in mass. What one do you, what one did they have? It's got like a trout jumping out of water on it. This is pretty good. I grabbed this one. This one's fucking, is that Marlin or something? That's a, that's a Marlin for sure. Yeah. I like that. What one do you, what one are you going to get Paul?
01:08:38
Speaker
It just has a fish, it has a trout jumping on it. Send it in the chat, dude. I wonder how I get one of these ones that are white with green, with green lettering. That's kind of cool. Those are just old. Mad old, right? Yeah, those are just old ones.
01:09:04
Speaker
Well, what if I want the old one? I don't know. You gotta kill a fat person for it. Yeah, that sounds right. Oh, probably do that. Oh, dude, if you move up here, you can get a Celtics one. Or bronze one. I like this pass. This Florida bass one, the big mouth bass. Holy shit.
01:09:29
Speaker
If you're a fucking crazy religious person, you can get a choose life plate. Oh my God. And it's got a woman hugging a baby on it. Oh, maybe I'll get that one. And people won't talk to me or bother me. Actually, the wrong people will. Yeah. You'll get the ear of some people for sure, dude. Okay. Yeah, bro. Talk to me about that, bro.
01:09:59
Speaker
All right. If you go to this blank and go to page 27. All right. Your God. I love that. You could just send it off a fucking Google, right? Nah. Then you can look at all of them. All right. That's a pretty decent one. People of mass don't ever have any custom plates. Oh, I like that one because they charge you so much for him. That's like 40 bucks. Is it because you have to do you have to do all this in person or is it online?
01:10:29
Speaker
you can do it online. I've never in my life seen the one that just has corn on it. Get the Freemason one. Yeah, the main thing's pretty cool. I was thinking about it. Do you think you have to be a Mason to get it? Nope, anyone can get it. So funny creep everybody out with the children one. I like this choose fresh and local. Yeah, all these are like fucking
01:10:51
Speaker
I hate how they're just like all like white based, you know what I mean? Get this one with the deer on it, but the one with the fish on it isn't the one with the fish is blue. Yeah, no, that's one of like the one out of all these fucking ones on there. There's also a striped bass one on page 39. They got a Celtics one on here. They do. Where's that? What page is that? It's one of the earlier pages. Page 13. Yeah, page 18.
01:11:21
Speaker
Shut up Yeah, go back to Jim's deli, dude Fish 13's got a Celtics one. So one that just says Celtics next on it. That's fucking hilarious All right, I mean why is Massachusetts have to have like just like white with the logo They can't have a lot of colors on them. Just like a few of them have colors Hey, that's not fair watch it
01:11:47
Speaker
Yeah, for whatever reason, you can get one that's just Blackstone Valley. It's all like full color with like a with like a wooden mill on it. I'm going to get the American flag one. Yeah. Oh, you can get a birth. You can just get a birthplace of basketball one. Get the Punisher. Man.
01:12:18
Speaker
Huh. Did the XP or W ones hard? Just you on and then it has barbed wire funds. That should go hard. I want that one. Lord has so many every fucking college. Yeah, there's literally so many of them. It rules to there's six different kinds of duck.
01:12:48
Speaker
This one just has horses. I've never even seen a horse in Florida. See, I wish I could get a duck license plate. I'd get one. I can either get the fish or the deer. Those are what I'm in between. Protect the panther. Protect the panther. Ooh. Tampa Bay Estuary. That one's pretty cool. Should I get Shannon the registered nurse one? No. Just so people know here.
01:13:19
Speaker
Is anybody a nurse? Did it as a bit? How about the I like the one with the fucking piece of corn in the. That's what I was saying. I've never seen the one with corn. Why doesn't more people have that? Like the ban on tomato and the pumpkin. Agriculture playing. The band, you know, Florida's got to support autism played. Oh, of course, dude. Come on now.
01:13:54
Speaker
You think you have to have earned these badges to get these military ones? Support. Support. Autism just has a train on it. Has all of the galaxy and shit on it. I mean, it has it has four puzzle pieces, which I know is like a logo they selected for autism, but it is still kind of funny. Put the pieces together backwards. Movie the account.
01:14:22
Speaker
Little uh, it's a little on the nose What are you guys doing for Christmas?
Wealth, Space, and Real Estate
01:14:36
Speaker
Mm-hmm normal stuff. Yeah, probably just gonna Just gotta take your puzzles take it by your yeah, just look through some more license plates What do you think about
01:14:54
Speaker
Mark Zuckerberg's a hundred million dollar Hawaiian underground compound. What? Is that real? Yes. Jeff Bezos. I think is, did his rocket ship take off today? Oh, he's going really. That phase. Oh, rocket ship. No way.
01:15:17
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These dudes are crazy. If I had that much money, the last thing I do is get into a rocket. Yeah, dude, I want to fucking just hang out. I'm chill with my money. What's the point of going to space like what they fucking just because you're rich doesn't make the rocket cheaper. Or see? Yeah, but it's like, that's what I was trying to say is safe. Oh, that Yeah. But no, when you have that much money cheaper. Yeah.
01:15:49
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It costs controls on that rocket ship to space. No, it doesn't make it any safer. You're going to end up like that teacher who blew up on live TV. Oh my God. What was her name? I don't know. It was one of the Apollo missions, right? George. Yeah. She the one from my hometown.
01:16:26
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I'm just saying it's not worth it. You totally know. Space can't be that cool. No, it's sort of just the reverse of a heightened submarine. Oh, my God, I know we need more information on that. Just went away like a week later. Yeah, everyone was like, all right, whatever. I think I think I think everyone collectively felt a little bad. After being like, fuck that.
01:16:57
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Maybe the giant squid got them and they just don't want to have to talk about it. But dude, if if wouldn't that be the thing you would nonstop talk about? Like if you're going to do something, if you're going to have information that like gives their stupid deaths meaning. It'd be like at this time, we're prepared to release more details about the. The Titanic, the Titan submarine disaster.
01:17:27
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We previously reported that it was due to shoddy construction of the submersible. However, new evidence has suggested that it was demolished by a giant squid. Damn, did he not go to space again?
Survival and Post-Apocalyptic Thoughts
01:17:45
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No, I didn't, but Mark Zuckerberg is building a sketchy underground compound in Hawaii. Very interesting to see all these rich people trying to either like,
01:17:57
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Create bunkers or escape earth. I need to look this up. Bunker and why. Zuck bunker. God damn, that's awesome. Yeah, right. Is he really that crazy of a person? Just have a like 22 room underground bunker in Hawaii, clearly. But also like, if I had that kind of money, like would I not build a crazy underground bunker in Hawaii?
01:18:26
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But don't, doesn't everybody hate you in Hawaii for doing that? He's, who cares? He has enough money to just like own a part of the island. 600 acres. What the fuck? Yeah. 600 acres. He never has to see anybody and he can have all his things flown in. It's not like he goes to the grocery store. Entire village. What the fuck? Zuck money.
01:19:00
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Jesus Christ, what's wrong with this guy? You know something. I love how it's like a six foot wall of stone around like, dude, everybody's just hopping over that. Yeah. Remember. Yeah, but doesn't I mean, living in Hawaii must rule.
01:19:30
Speaker
Yeah, dude, I'm visiting Hawaii was amazing Firewall comes through That's true. I was thinking about that yesterday. I was like, why do people live anywhere close to a volcano? Like you can just not live next to a volcano I
01:20:00
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Yeah. Reportedly includes a secret underground. Oh, so it's like a super compound, but it has a bunker on it. Yeah, like he'll just yeah, he'll be like a one talking about like a whole GTA mansion underneath the fucking ground. Well, yeah, there's three above ground mansions and then an underground mansion. A little psycho. I don't know why it makes it less sketchy that there's an above ground mansion, too. OK.
01:20:33
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What do you think he keeps down there? I mean, everybody technically kind of lives near a volcano. What does that mean? If those big ones in Yellowstone blow, you're all fucked anyways. The Yellowstone caldera. Yeah. It's not like you could just go to like Tokyo and be okay.
01:21:01
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Yeah, right. Wouldn't you want to just battle it out in the US of A? I'd rather be right next to it so when it explodes you just die instead of having to deal with the fucking fallout from it. You can't survive that. No, but a little bit of lawlessness where you get to just like, you know. Where you just get killed. Kill or be killed for a day and then you die. Whatever. That's drive my axes.
01:21:37
Speaker
You should just read the book The Road by Cormac McCarthy and it'll make you never want to survive. I think they made a movie about, I think they made a movie of that. I didn't watch the movie. The book is really good. Sort of like a, like a dude and a kid. Yeah, there's a movie of that that I didn't see. It's a very depressing book. Yeah, obviously.
01:21:59
Speaker
Yeah, but it's what would actually happen. You would just be fucked. You'd be like, Oh, shit, I got cut. And now I have now I have a fucking infection and I can't do anything about septicemia. Now I just die a terrible death. Oh, sick. I have diarrhea. Now I'm just gonna shit. Yeah, I drank water from a river. And now I have listeria. And I'm just gonna have diarrhea until I die.
01:22:29
Speaker
Yeah, just be that that game but in real life. Oregon Trail. Yeah. Don't forward the river. You have dysentery and you lose. You drank the water that had the beaver poop in it. Oh my god. I like that show alone. Yes. Everybody just cries.
01:22:59
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I like the ones that go on and talk a big game and they're like, I'm a I'm a survival expert. I've been doing survivalism for nine years. I'm not worried about this. And then like week one, they're they're trying to be cool. And they're like, they're like, you can eat the.
01:23:17
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Uh, you can eat the like brown shit between the tree trunk and the tree bark. It actually contains like a lot of protein. And then the, there's like a voiceover from the narrator and he's like, while this is true, this particular tree is poison. And then they like let him eat it anyway. And then like, when they show him that night and he's just like in his tent or not even tension is like, yeah, he's like, and it's like under some like pine needles.
01:23:46
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It's going like, oh, oh, no.
Fantasy Sports and Competitions
01:23:52
Speaker
And then they have to evacuate him. So good. I just can't imagine having diarrhea so bad, it kills you.
01:24:07
Speaker
I'm a survival expert. I love my family so much. Yeah. Day two. I need to get out. I need to go home. I didn't think I could miss my daughter more than this this much. Been like nine hours, dude. Oh, baby. Boys, I did it.
01:24:29
Speaker
I'm in the fantasy championship after coming back from second to last place. Well done. I think I got eliminated today. I beat the number one seed today. And it's two weeks in a row, so I beat them back to back to knock out the first seed. I was a last seed.
01:24:50
Speaker
Damn, dude, I won fucking, I won like six games in a row to get into the playoffs and then won this one. So I'm happy to just, I was happy to just get in the playoffs. I lost my five points today. This is my worst week this entire season. Seven seven. It's because Jay cook went off on Buffalo and got me 36 points, but then they never threw the Baltic and Kate. So I had a fat zero. Yeah.
01:25:21
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damn dude none Tyler Laga didn't do anything today you fucking suck I had two injuries in the same game to Michael Pittman and Zach Moss both fucking collapsed in like the first quarter still got the dub big thank thank God thank Russell Wilson we're here Josh everyone everyone on my team played like trash this week bomber
01:25:51
Speaker
If I had won again this year, I would have gotten kicked out of my league. And so my friend told me, he said, if you win, because I won two years in a row, he goes, if you win again next year, you're kicked out of the league. That's funny. And when I drafted, I was projected to be number one. And I was like, oh, fuck yeah. And then my team just kind of fell apart. Shannon, on the other hand, knock on wood, she had a bye this week.
01:26:22
Speaker
Boom. She's number one in her lane. That's big dog. Clinch the by. Yeah, that's big. Because she's number one, baby. All right, guys, number one baby shout outs here. Shouts out.
01:26:52
Speaker
Like fat dudes that wear shorts in the winter. Hmm. It's a rare breed. Just never never not wearing shorts. Shouts out. This one's for you. Shout out killing fat people. Shout out every airline that has fat phobic. Won't let you just get a free seat. It's not even fat phobic, it's just
01:27:22
Speaker
It's just pay for the amount of space you take up. That's just normal. Shots out people who are on a rolling roadblock. Yeah. Yeah. And all right. Bye, guys. Bye bye. Bye. That's the end of the episode.
Conclusion and Community Engagement
01:27:45
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