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Holiday Greetings and Gratitude
00:00:02
Speaker
Happy National Prayer Day. Stay prayed up. God bless you. Dutesara saved my life. Hello everyone, it is me. I would like to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. I hope that everyone here is able to spend the day with those who are important to them.
America's Wealth and Political Views
00:00:27
Speaker
Why does not America look like Dubai in Germany? And why doesn't America look like Russia and Persia? And where is the money go? So I know Trump is innocent. I support Trump against his corrupt two-tiered justices. That's why I'm here to show my support as a black man for Trump. And I wear my shirt niggas for Trump 2024. And I mean that.
Humor and Unexpected Experiences
00:00:57
Speaker
My buddy told me this is just a micro dose of mushrooms and he was lying. So I'll be honest, I thought I was in waves of glory for most of the time that I was out there until it sort of settled down and then I realized holy f***ing time at the NHL all-star game.
00:01:18
Speaker
So I know we talked about this yesterday, but with some of the feedback that I get, you know, I feel like I need to do a part two. I just want to let you know, just because your dog is raised in a black household does not make your dog black. Sending positive vibes and good energy to everyone. Let's have a day, people.
Podcasting Challenges and Innovations
00:01:40
Speaker
So even though the podcast is doing really well and the response has been great,
00:01:47
Speaker
I am going to take a pause on it for now. We are not able to get the type of guests that I'd like on the show like say Jack Harlow or Drake or Post Malone. So anyways in reference to this like part two of the previous video this man tried to claim he thought he thought my ass was too round.
00:02:12
Speaker
claims that his job is costing several relationships. Please welcome Robert Faggot. When opportunity knocks, I answer. It doesn't matter what day of the week it is or where I am, I'm going to full send that thing. Let's have a Friday, people.
00:02:32
Speaker
Welcome to Dudes R Us. We are locked in this week and will never be stopped. We are the best dressed yuppies in the podcast industry. Please review us on Spotify and iTunes. Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
00:03:01
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That was what made my, that was like my favorite clip of the intro. I was like, damn, I might just rewatch the Sopranos again, just to get that clip naturally come up. That fucking TV show. But I don't believe them. Best TV show I've ever watched. Oh, yeah, it should be everybody's. I tried to watch The Wire, but it was it just seemed too dated.
00:03:32
Speaker
You know, they're like, Oh man, we're fucking these bad-ass cops. And here's our flip phones and beavers and our, our computer and our, uh, dude, this gigantic computer. I'm a dirty cop. Baltimore. I almost got, uh, I almost fucked up on the audio Jared from your unplugging the router halfway through the pod. Oh yeah. And that sounded fine when I listened.
00:04:01
Speaker
I didn't realize there was two clips. Oh, it was like that crazy episode where there's just like 20 minutes where my audio isn't there. It made it so much better. Guys, if you do listen to those, that's you should just put that in your rare rare episodes because no other podcast is doing it like that. Yeah, that's very true. No other no other podcast. The first episode is just excessive echoing.
00:04:30
Speaker
That's the everything bagel of podcasts. Rare, rare as fuck. Yep. You can't touch that. Well, if we can get that me on the money, we can get a Jamie that we can have an audio engineer. That's all right. Did take any, any type of sponsorship at this point. Well, uh, I'm still with the idea that if we get,
00:04:59
Speaker
enough of a followership. We can take my vacant lot and build a podcast studio on it. Oh, yes. We need people to review the podcast. We get more and more listeners every episode, but people need to get a fucking do your part and review us on iTunes. Yeah. Give us a, give us five stars on iTunes. Give us a whatever a thumbs up on Spotify. Yep. Don't leave the fucking Reddit. Don't do that.
00:05:28
Speaker
don't do that. It ruins me emotionally for like a whole week. Yeah, shout out to week grower on Reddit. We'll keep you we'll keep doing that forever. Anybody else you want to show yourself you'll get a shout out to? Yeah. Comment on my comment on our dumb posts. Jared, have you played a game of Call of Duty yet?
Gaming Obsessions and Impacts
00:05:52
Speaker
No, I did the
00:05:55
Speaker
Oh, what am I supposed to do? You got to learn how to play team deathmatch start just fucking dying and then you'll figure it out. You know what? You should learn how to play on a shipment 24 seven little tiny map. You're just going to. So here's what I didn't want to do when I when I first downloaded it because it seemed like everything that all the options for multi for were like team stuff. And I was like, I don't want to get put on a team.
00:06:24
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when I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, because then everyone will just be mad. There's three people every fucking game. Every team has like two guys that don't know what they're doing. It also uses skill based matchmaking, so you will only be put in with other new people. All right, fine. Because if you were to like just be put in like a fucking game, which is like general population, there'd be some kid who just plays all the time and you would just die.
00:06:53
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that makes sense. All right. Well, I've got two hours in the middle of my work day tomorrow that I'll just I'll just do that. It matches you with people of like skill. Fucking people just slide in all over the place. I hate it so much. Stop fucking sliding and shooting. Strafing around. Now slide canceling. Fucking hate that shit. I hate the you know what I'll never play is the Call of Duty's even the newest ones if it's like a futuristic Call of Duty.
00:07:21
Speaker
Nope. I need real war. I need real war guys that are fucking real. I need modern war. That's why I play modern warfare too. It's real. I liked, um, uh, advanced warfare, advanced war fighters, advanced warfare. He had like a little jet pack thing on you.
00:07:43
Speaker
Oh, you're a halo. You like halo. So it makes sense. I've never, I need that shit to be fuel PTSD, all, all fueled through them and fucking shooting off rounds. I did 20 minutes of firing range. Guys screaming, screaming for their lives. Sniping's fun, Jared. If you just get really good at sniping, you'll be a huge asset. I'll get good at everything.
00:08:10
Speaker
Quick scoping. Just sit in the back and just... Well, I mean, if you're saying you like realism, why don't you play the Battlefield games? I'm not sure. I played PUBG for a while. I like that a lot. PUBG. I think if you have Game Pass Ultimate, you get the EA thing for free too. And Battlefield, I think it's three. What is Battlefield? Is that the most realistic one?
00:08:41
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Yeah, I mean, it's just a little bit different like your bigger, bigger teams, bigger maps. You can still play deathmatch if you want. So you can still play like pretty quick games. Games take longer. Most of them are objective based and like sniper shots. You have to actually use the dope on your scope so that you can lead and like shoot above because it has bullet drop. Oh, like those fucking little slash marks on it.
00:09:10
Speaker
Yeah, so you would need to sight it in and then looked and be like, okay, they're that far I need to go up two clips on my scope to be able to actually hit them Damn, that's sick. I got fucking unbelievable at the one They had the Vietnam like a DLC for it. I got unbelievably good My parents would come out at like three in the morning. Like what the fuck you doing? I Must have been like 15 when the game came out saving this country. Yep
00:09:39
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Like, all right, hang on. I got to play another game and they're like, how many of you played the night? It's like, I don't know, like 150. Damn. I played that. So I was a call of duty war to war. I was like fucking, uh, playing the ML, uh, MLG fucking matches. I had a fucking squad. We're on MLG all the time.
00:09:59
Speaker
There was a time when, that's pretty dank. There was a time though, when I was laid off that had no responsibilities and I played Destiny, the first one, for probably like eight to 10 hours a day. It's pretty embarrassing to admit to, but. No, that's how it goes, dude. Play literally for like 24 hours. Yeah. Just fucking.
00:10:26
Speaker
wake up at like noon and then just play that shit until like seven the next morning. Pretty much what I was doing. Unfortunately, I don't have the personality for streaming or else. I definitely had the time commitment. Jared, is our is our great pal Pando still on? Um, is he retired? I want to say retired. He's just like focusing on
00:10:54
Speaker
Bartending the meat space right now the meat space The real world. Okay. Okay. Okay I'm into that stuff too. Yeah, it's whatever Well, we love him god bless his soul, yeah, I think he'll be back he's just gonna You know focusing on careers and stuff we all got to do that every now and then I
00:11:23
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Okay. You know what though? So you know, we love him. Yeah, he does. I'll let him, I'll let him know again. I'm probably going to see him on Wednesday. Okay. Oh, tomorrow. Oh shit.
00:11:39
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Yeah. This guy on Twitch that I've been following since like 2013 and he pretty much only has one viewer or two viewers every single time he streams and he's still doing it. Dude. Hell yeah. He's still doing it. I've never seen, I think the most I've ever seen him have in a single stream is 10 people. It's kind of wild. Still doing it bro. 10 years, fucking 11 years later, he's still doing it.
00:12:07
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Yeah, every now and then when I was like watching, I mean, in particular, watching Hey Panda, and then you get dumped into, you know, into a different streamer on a raid or whatever. And it'd be like, yeah, it'd be somebody who's been streaming for 10 years, then just has like four regular viewers. That's honestly cool.
00:12:35
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Hey, I'm glad we're past that mark on listeners, at least. Yeah, for sure. That's just somebody who is like their favorite, their favorite streamer is like super positive. He's like, anybody can do this. Just, I struggled. This dude's like one day, dude, 10 years in, getting better every day.
00:13:01
Speaker
going to break through just takes one break one year. It just takes one big break. It's true. I mean, it's, it's weird because, I mean, there are some streamers that I would watch like, um, like when the legend of Zelda games were, you know, knew there was these streamers point crow and small aunt and they're like,
The Struggles of Small Streamers
00:13:27
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Yeah, like hard to say, like entertaining necessarily. It's just like they play the game well and they like talk the whole time. But I'm like, I'm not like you like have charisma or anything. Nowhere is. So I don't know. I do kind of think that there's there there's a lot of luck to it of just kind of getting a footing and being consistent.
00:13:54
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One of my good friends from growing up did it and he has a pretty, he had a pretty good following and a pretty good, like a very active discord and everything. And then he just stopped, just stopped one day. I think he was like right at the precipice of being able to make it like an actual, cause he was had subscribers making money and get donations and everything. And then he just fucking stopped.
00:14:16
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I mean, again, I'm not, I haven't talked to Fando about it. So I don't know what his sort of mentality specifically about Twitch is, but that was kind of like, he got like invited to TwitchCon. He'd routinely have like, he was a Twitch partner or probably still is a Twitch partner. I would routinely pop in and see like almost 200 viewers. Um,
00:14:43
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to talk about him like commentating the Geo guesser, whatever they were calling it. Geo guesser World Cup or something. Um, I don't know. You just got to make life work though. I imagine being so good at GSA here in the world. That dude, I can't remember his name, but the one that everyone talks about one on Instagram, the one on Instagram where they'll send him just like a picture.
00:15:10
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like someone's shoe. It's like, that's Ukraine. I can tell a lot on it. I've seen get tagged on Cartel Graham all the time. People just be like, okay, find a, you know, when people when the Cartel Graham posts some coca field or whatever. It's funny.
00:15:30
Speaker
No, he just says that. He puts in the fucking work before then just fools everybody. Yeah. Western Germany. Before that, he's three hours on fucking good looking around maps of where it could be.
00:15:53
Speaker
Well, the crazy, like the meta stuff that I did learn, even just watching Panda stream where it's like they do get like to be good at it. They have this like encyclopedic knowledge of like, what do the like stripe, what countries have what kinds of stripes on the road? And like, is it white stripes or yellow stripes? Is it double stripe or single stripe? Like what are the bollards on the side of the road look like? What are their stop signs? Like all that shit. And you're like,
00:16:21
Speaker
You just like learn, like have this entire like database in your head of all these different things. Like when they explain how they got to it and you're like, damn, you've just memorized like soil color and the types of pine trees that grow places and. Ballards and all this shit. It's, it's pretty impressive. Yeah. So they're autistic.
Skills and Challenges in GeoGuessr
00:16:45
Speaker
Yes. I mean the good, yes.
00:16:50
Speaker
That stripe on that shoes is very Ukrainian. That's a Jew tunnel. Leather shoes, leather shoes, Brooklyn. So this is actually a dead giveaway. So when you see here that there's acidic Jews crawling out of sewer grades, that's a dead giveaway that you are in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
00:17:18
Speaker
Uh, let's see here. Uh, champions, wet pants, two hard, what's a diner in Nashville. Now, if there's, if there's an odd number of hard boiled eggs, it could be, that could mean that it's Kentucky, but here we have six each. So we know it's, it's Nashville. Uh, okay. That's it.
00:17:49
Speaker
Be hilarious if that guy just has like no real sense of direction and just real world Just GPS is everywhere. Yep. It's like shit I've thought about that as like a Funny kind of like if geo guesser were actually popular not just kind of like a niche online thing but doing some kind of like survivor or I guess I what I've what I've been rewatching alone and
00:18:18
Speaker
Yep. So I made it. I'm like halfway through the third season of alone. And then I was thinking about how you could do some kind of hybrid of like alone and geo guesser and like the amazing race with the guests or people. The first season is, uh, when Jordan wins or Jordan, Jordy of, uh, alone. Yeah. Guy who kills, uh,
00:18:46
Speaker
Uh, man, he kills the, um, Wolverine that eight is, uh, I don't think that was season one season. When was that Alan guy? Okay. Did you see the Jordan one? That hasn't, I sort of remember the one you're talking about. That must be, he kills like a fucking elk or a moose of some sort.
Survival Show Recap
00:19:08
Speaker
I forget what season five. I don't think he's in season three. And I know season four is the one where they do couples.
00:19:14
Speaker
Oh, boring. But at this one, season one is the guy who like starts out just eating like like shellfish and and like seaweed. And you're like, this guy's definitely going to be out. He's like eating like the brown shit between the bark of trees. Just like not eating enough. But he just like slowly works and he's eating slugs. And you're like, you can't eat shit like that. You're going to get like a weird.
00:19:44
Speaker
Stop doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Worms or something, but he just works his way up from like starting out eating just like shit, like literally like seaweed and shit. And then he like increments up to like tiny fish and then like crabs. And then he's like catching real fish. Um, and by the time they come and get him, cause he won, he's like, Oh, I could have done this for like another two months. Um, yeah, that guy was a tech. I was a G.
00:20:17
Speaker
But yeah, you just jumped to drop some like Geoguesser dudes in random spots around the world and like make them find other places or something. There's got to be something there. Houston, Texas. I can tell by all the chopped and screwed music. Yeah. Tell by the huge things sticking out of people's rooms. There's a lot of scrapers on the street.
00:20:52
Speaker
We gotta do a challenge on that of geo guessing. I feel like that would just go over, over 10 easily if it wasn't in America. That shit's fucking impossible. Yeah. I think I could get at least two. Like how, how close do we have to get? Like I just say like South America. So it's cool. So you can, um, you can pick different formats where all you have to get is the country.
00:21:20
Speaker
or you can do it where you get scored based on how close to it you are. So like you could be in the wrong country. Like if it's on the Russian border, you know, if you're doing just guess the right country, you want to say Russia if, but if you do like the distance one, right? You, if you, you could be in the wrong country, but as long as you're, but if you're like 10 miles away because it's on the border,
00:21:46
Speaker
you would get a higher score than somebody who was in Russia, but they were like, you know, the other side of the country. Okay. So there's different forms and you can, and you can do ones where it's just, I mean, there's a whole bunch. They're all like crowdsource. You can do where it's just the United States or it's just even just like the city of Austin. Um, or there's one where it's only, it always places you in front of KFCs.
00:22:15
Speaker
Did you figure out what country you're in based on the KFC that you're at? Okay. All kinds of stuff. Okay. Okay. I can deal with that. We could do it. I think we'd be okay. It just, it's all based on Google earth. So, or Google street view, I should say.
00:22:36
Speaker
Did you see, not to derail this conversation, but did you see that like early 2000s skate shoes are coming back into style? Like the old chunky globes or the DC shoes with the big splash on the back of them? Give me an example. Who's making them?
Nostalgia for Early 2000s Fashion
00:23:00
Speaker
Like, like legitimately DC shoes or ones that look like that? No, like legit, like OSIRIS shoes are coming back. Globe. Fucking... whatever other one you want to talk about, but... Why? Did Billie Eilish wear them or something? I'm just seeing like a lot of... Jermaine Dupri wear them. I feel like I'm seeing a lot more things about them.
00:23:29
Speaker
You know, it'll be like, Oh man, do you remember these shoes? But it'll be like four videos like that. And it's like, yeah, I think these are coming back on. Interesting shit that people used to get made fun of is like fashion now. It's all cyclical Mac. I remember having the old like squishy giant tongue globe seekers. Yep. No, I had some globes.
00:24:00
Speaker
I have a couple of pair of Nike dunks that I wish I didn't skate because they are worth probably six or $700 now. I need to look up. I'm gonna look up some Nike SB's. Yeah. That's what I mean. I skated a lot of those because I just had them and I was like, uh, got 40 pairs of shoes. I can, I can fucking skate in these. I mean, I guess you can get those $30 Walmart at these now. So it was bound to come back.
00:24:27
Speaker
Damn, they don't just have like regular, I don't know, they do, I guess. There's some nice, some nice dunks on here for some Nike SBs. Damn, why do they charge so much for Nike SBs now? Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. That's not fair. Everything's ridiculous. Everybody just wears these black and white low top dunks, huh?
00:24:51
Speaker
The pandas. I guess so. Yeah. It's like the most hated. I hate these things. Most hated shoe. Most popular and most hated shoe. The pandas. It's just wack. I get some better ones. There's so many to choose from. I do like the ones. Are those the ones with the black or the backwards swoosh? No, those are the Travis Scott dunks. I like the backwards swoosh. Yeah.
00:25:22
Speaker
Backwards swoosh is cool as hell. Try to scout diamonds are all really cool, but very hard to get. Jared, do you? All right. Marketing question. So there's people I see like the, do you, is there just people that sit in a room and they're like, like a serious question later, it's like, let's flip the fucking swoosh backwards. And then everybody's like, holy shit. Yes. For that's all, uh,
00:25:52
Speaker
What is it? The Malbon? Malbon? The thing we talked about. Yeah. They have a, I saw it today. It was a genius. They're Adidas collab where the A is the Adidas A. Yep. How the fuck do people think of that? They just sit there all day and think of that? Um, I mean, kinda, yeah. That's fucking hard. I don't get that. That's crazy.
00:26:24
Speaker
Do music festivals still happen or did the pandemic kill that? Oh no, they still happen. Yeah, they still happen. I mean, they still do. Can you still go to something like Woodstock 99 where there's like fucking 10,000 people in a parking lot? Yeah, they still do Bonnaroo and like Lollapalooza.
00:26:41
Speaker
There's one in Florida. It's like North Florida called like Okeechobee or something EDM and everybody always talks about it. I'm like, yeah, okay. Oh yeah. All the, all the EDM ones never even went away. Like electric forest and EDC and stuff all still happen. Holy shit. The Ben and Jerry's ones are like $3,000.
00:27:07
Speaker
All the chunky donkeys. Yeah. That's because they were so limited. They were a quick strike, I think. No one's got the, uh, Larry June look eyes though. I got a fucking look up those. Oh yeah. I got those. Oh no. People got them. I should fucking, people are trying to get rid of them now for like 300 bucks.
00:27:35
Speaker
That's what I'm saying. I look at some of the ones like I had the old spice dunks. I think those sell for quite a bit now. I don't even think they were that cool when I had them. I haven't even worn these, but I want to wear them. I don't know. I just, I'm not a, I'm not a just sit on them person. Yeah, here we go. Size 11, 600.
00:28:06
Speaker
size 12 425 that's probably what I had maybe an 11 and a half 11 and a half 375 in 2020 so they're still selling to if only if only I know it's weird what things end up mattering in which ones don't I
00:28:36
Speaker
Like I have this pair of Jeremy fish SP classics that I thought would end up being worth a lot of money. And they sell for like as much as I bought them for when I bought them in 2007 or 2008.
00:28:51
Speaker
Shannon, don't listen to this. I'm still carting those around. Oh, shit.
Hip Hop and the Grammys
00:28:58
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You guys see what Jay-Z said at the Grammys? Yeah, he was 33 things, but she's never got an album of the year. I mean, it's valid. He fucking he was like, suck my dick. Yeah, I mean, it's extremely valid business. I got handled business. Like, for the only
00:29:21
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For the only like quote unquote. Hip hop artists. Who have won album of the year. To be. Who would we say? Outcast. Ooh, outcast. For the album that had Heya on it, which is like, come on. They had, they were the last ones. It was them. That's crazy. Um.
00:29:52
Speaker
It was such a bang. Was that the year they came out with like roses and then hey y'all right before that? Yeah. Dude, that was a fucking essential year on the radio. You guys remember that? Remember the roses music video? I watch that shit on MTV like three times a day. Yeah, dude, there's just a bunch of bullshit. If you look at it, especially if you look at out in the year, the year graduation was up.
00:30:20
Speaker
Herbie Hancock one instead. What the fuck? Who the fuck voted for him? I'd vote for him. The year college dropout was up, Ray Charles one instead. Oh Jesus. Get off their dick, dude. They don't care. Oh, it was Nora Jones. The year the M&M shows, 2003, the year the M&M shows up, Nora Jones one instead. What? Um, yeah, I think it's, it's very valid that for like,
00:30:50
Speaker
in particular, like Beyonce, Jay Z, Eminem, like hip hop artists who have, you know, multi-platinum records who just never win. And it's clear that like, there's just a, there's just like, I don't know how the voting for the Grammys works, but they're just clearly uncomfortable with giving hip hop artists album of the year.
00:31:22
Speaker
There's like no universe where you can say, you know, Jay Z said, fuck you guys. Then also when, you know, they're always nominated. So they're there and you, you know, you, you, they use the, you know, they use the commercials and stuff.
00:31:47
Speaker
or the nomination pool, right? So you're like, Ooh, they're going to be there. Beyonce is nominated. She's going to be there. Eminem's nominated. He's going to be there. And you know, what are they going to do? What are they going to say? And it's like for Kendrick, you know, has never won one, like just bullshit. Paul, those last dunks I sent should probably be, uh, those look like they would, they would look nice on you. I do like those.
00:32:15
Speaker
Ooh, flight clubs got mad dunks that are like relatively good price. Yeah, that's not bad at all. Like a hundred bucks. Dude, I like these jumbo phantoms. Damn, these are clean. I mean, OutKast should just win every year for that fucking album that had roses and hay on it. And again, it's OutKast.
00:32:48
Speaker
Um, yeah, I don't, I don't know. I enjoy anytime people are just like, Hey, this is fucked up. Fuck you. He was so nervous. I was like, Brad, I didn't think you'd ever be that nervous. Did you watch the Grammys front to back? No, I didn't watch it at all. I watched the first like two and a half hours of it. And then I went to bed.
00:33:17
Speaker
Dude, I like jumbo fans. I might buy these things soon. Those are nice. Cool laces on a donk, dude. That's awesome. Is that the ones you just posted? Yeah. I buy these things. Should I buy them and just start skating them?
00:33:48
Speaker
Just rip a hole, a hole in the side of them. You know, I watched that Baker as a death wish to video. It's really good. Um, but I feel like the one thing that's really changed in skateboarding since when I was doing it is that people ride big fucking decks now, dude. Oh yeah.
Skateboarding Evolution
00:34:10
Speaker
Like they ride like eight and a half inch deck. I think when I was skating a seven and a half was like
00:34:16
Speaker
considered kind of big and an eight only people who rode bulls or did vert ramps would ride something that big. Yeah. I feel like the thought used to be that you could flip a skinnier board a lot faster. Yup. Exactly. I kind of wonder if I bought one of those bigger boards, if I would have been better. Pretty gone pro.
00:34:39
Speaker
No, definitely never gone pro, but I feel like, um, my feet didn't really fit on the seven and a half board. And that's why I always rode because that was just like the common size. Yeah. Yep. I think I don't know what it maybe it's like 10 years in when I started to get older and skating, then I went to like the eight and a half and the chunkier wheels. Yeah.
00:35:02
Speaker
I don't know what it is just cause like, I think obviously your shoe size goes up. So we'll start riding bigger boards and getting off tricks cleaner. I think it might just be that you get like more power and you can actually just flip it the same way. But I snapped a ton of boards before that too. Chunky wheels though is like, or bigger wheels, I should say is the shit bigger board.
00:35:28
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I think all three of my boards downstairs are all like 8.25s and 8.5s. Now everybody, I assume everybody in that fucking, or most of them in the video have like the giant pants too. Oh, big pants. They went out of style when I was a super young, it was all big pants. Big pants and old chunky skate shoes are back in.
00:35:59
Speaker
I never waited a day at the Janowski's. I could never skate. I never understood the skinny jeans thing. I'll just do, I was on Dicky work pants for until that, before they got hip too. I couldn't fucking buy them anywhere once they got hip. And they were expensive. Had to buy them at Walmart. Some motherfuckers. God damn.
00:36:32
Speaker
to get Kyrie Ervin on the podcast. Yo Pops, call him up. All right, just send me his number. Send me his address since he seemed to know where people live and I'll just go drive by a few times. Oh, I haven't done anything with that information. Which one? What information? You know where people live? No, the how close I live to Mac Jones.
00:37:01
Speaker
Oh yeah, you fucking didn't follow up on that. I mean, I went by his house. What else am I going to do? Pretend to deliver a pizza? Allegedly. Of course. Really illegal about driving by a person's house. Unless he turns up dead, in which case this is a bit.
00:37:26
Speaker
Have you guys seen the Instagram? It's popped up in my thing of the, I think he lives in China, so he's a China man and he lives in a van and just like.
Unique Living Situations
00:37:37
Speaker
Has like a hot plate and puts like a crab in it and then a bunch of ramen and then just slurps it out. What the fuck are you talking about? Wait till it pops up on. This guy's just eating. He fucking has a hot plate thing. And then he just puts a fucking crab on it. And then a pack of ramen. Obviously he's in China, so he's doing it right. And then that's like his dinner every night. And it's like, bro.
00:38:03
Speaker
These people eat crabs every fucking night is crazy. It's a crab. He caught from like the local river. Oh God. He's like, I got this for six yen. Sand. It's a soft sand crab. I'm like, Oh God. Wild. These light blue Lakai's are nice. Jared speaking of Lakai's that reminded me.
00:38:28
Speaker
of the fight story, and you have to apologize for everybody that listened with your hardcore friends yelling in the background last episode. Oh yeah, if you caught, well, Aidan had asked me about the trip. Yep. Sorry, I got a funny text message.
00:38:56
Speaker
Um, yeah, if it, when, when I got asked about the trip and then I was kind of trying to tell the story and then I was just rambling.
Pinball Bar Misunderstandings
00:39:07
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Um, and you maybe heard yelling in the background. That was, um,
00:39:14
Speaker
So the homies, so we got back, we got that, we got back that day. Dude, the mighty, mighty boss stones are actually still relevant. Yeah. So I think, I think that was the day we did like the country music hall of fame and we went to the grand old Opry and we did some other shit. And then we got back to the Airbnb and they were like, all right, what's next? We want to check out this pinball bar.
00:39:42
Speaker
That was by the house. And I was like, all right, guys, I got to be super gay and just like take an hour and a half. Whoa, what the fuck, dude? What the fuck's wrong with you, man? No, no, just in the in the context of like you're on vacation with your friends and you're like, hey, guys, I can't hang out for an hour and a half. Not that I think I do. You're on vacation with a bunch of guys. It's gays gets already. I mean, in the bachelorette capital of the world, actually a party.
00:40:11
Speaker
Alright, anyway. Whose bachelorette party is it, guys? Nobody's. Elvis is here. We're all the gay best friends. No, we love the king of rock and roll, too. Oh, man. We're here for a greasy spoon.
00:40:54
Speaker
It did seem like a fun trip. It was a great trip. It was a great trip. Uh, you get what I mean in the sense of being like, Hey guys, I can't hang out. I have to record a podcast right now. That's dedication.
00:41:11
Speaker
All left his fucking parents last week to record a podcast, bro. Come on. He didn't even remember they were going to be there. He was like, I forgot my parents were coming over from Western Mass today. Very different than me driving from Boston to Nashville with my recording equipment. Oh my God. In any event, they were like, we want to check out this pinball bar. And I was like, you guys go ahead without me. I'll meet up with you. I got to do this thing.
00:41:42
Speaker
And they were like, they were like, fuck you. And I was like, no, I'm serious. And then they left and it was all good. And then pinball. So they went to the pinball bar. Um, and then, and then I was expecting like, you, you should be able to spend like two hours at the pinball bar in my head. I was like, I'll do the recording.
00:42:05
Speaker
And I'll be I'll I'll catch up with them for like the last like 30 minutes, 45 minutes, a pinball bar. Nope. Come fucking storming in, storming back in the air. We can be like. Like 45 minutes after they left, just fucking yelling shit, angry, yelling, explaining loudly while I have headphones on. Well, machines were turned off. They turned off in orange.
00:42:35
Speaker
So here's the shit. So here's the shit that did turn off. Boy in the jukebox. So here's the shit. It was apparently like a tournament night or like a league night, pinball league night. And they took the, so specifically my friend, tall Dan, they took his money. Nice.
00:43:06
Speaker
Um, it took us money to, you know, make quarters or tokens or whatever for the pinball machines. But then unbeknownst to the group, you cannot on these tournament nights, there's like half the machines in the bar you can't use because they're reserved for the tournament. They've already got quarters on them. Whatever the case may be. I don't, I wasn't there. I don't fully understand this part.
00:43:33
Speaker
So they're trying to, they keep going up to a machine. They want to play whatever, like creature from the black lagoon machine. And they're like, no, we can't play that one. That's part of the tournament. It's like, Oh, okay. It goes up to the like Mars attacks one. And they're like, no, that one's for the tournament. And he's just getting increasingly pissed. Cause it's like, they're not like how you know which machine there's nowhere it's listed. And people just keep being like, Oh, Hey man, you can't use this machine. It's for the tournament.
00:44:00
Speaker
And he just gave money. And so he just basically loses his shit. And he's like, he's like, what the fuck? How am I supposed to know which machines these are? And he's like, and they're like, hey, dude, it's just like a tournament. And he's like, this is bullshit. I put money in that machine. And they're like, it's free play. And he's like, no, I took my money. And he's like, apparently just like these is like eight or nine dudes in this tournament league who are who are like,
00:44:30
Speaker
Hey man, this is like a thing that happens every, every Tuesday, like for Wednesday, like chill. And he's just like, fight me. He's like, he's like, I'll fight all fucking nine of you dick lips. Like fight me. And they're like, Hey man, we're just going to call the cops. Like no one's going to fight you. We're just going to call the cops. And then he's like yelling at the bartender. Like, why did you take my money? If it was going to be this and the guy's like, Hey, what?
00:45:01
Speaker
Um, so you're saying it's probably intoxicated. Yeah. And they're saying at the bar is what you're saying. So really it's their fault. No, here's no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. It's their fault. The quarter law is their fault. Well, no, hear, hear me out. You're the bartender wanted to serve them. No, it doesn't matter. You're the bartender of the pinball bar.
00:45:31
Speaker
And somebody comes in and they're like, hey, give me $10 of tokens. They're belligerently drunk. No, I want to serve them. Doesn't matter. Not important. Unimportant point. And and they're like, hey, give me $10 of tokens. And you know, because you're the bartender, that it's league night and half the machines are off limits. Would you not be like, hey, man, just just so you know,
00:46:00
Speaker
there's like a league event happening and like half the machines aren't available. So you can definitely have these tokens, but just like be aware that, you know, you have to go on that section over there. Yeah. You can't use certain machines. I think I would have said that. I think I would have said that. I think I would have been out front.
00:46:22
Speaker
And then in the situation where the dudes where my buddy's pissed and he's like, what the fuck? I'm angry. You could have diffused the situation by being like, Hey man, I understand. You didn't know here's your $10 back. Just like, here's a drink on me. Here's your $10 back. Just like, have a good, have a good time. But the bartender fucking escalated and was like, dude,
00:46:48
Speaker
fuck you. We're going to call the cops. You're an asshole. You're going to go to jail. Like there was a million ways to handle that better. And I'm not going to say that my buddy wasn't being kind of an asshole, but like, that's just like, that's life. I think the bar could have done a better job of one explaining upfront what was going on to being like, like, it's not like he was like elbowing his way.
00:47:18
Speaker
into like machines that were in use. It's like this machine isn't in use right now. He put money into it. He started playing and they're like, you can't play on that machine. It's like, well, I mean, it's pinball. It's going to take a maximum of 10 minutes. Like what is the issue here? And they should have fucking given him his money after the point where they were like, okay, this was clearly just like this guy's never been here before. He didn't know. Give him some fucking 10 bucks back.
00:47:46
Speaker
Don't fucking escalate. So I don't remember what it's called. I'd be like, you know what? This guy's belligerently drunk. Well, that's what happened. I'm not drunk. You get a DUI now. Sorry. Automatic DUI. $10,000 down the drain. Good job. I'd say, hey, buddy, get the frick out of my bar. Yeah.
00:48:16
Speaker
Get the, put your fucking drink down and get out. Well, it was basically what they did. They were like leave. We're called, we just called the cops like leave. Um, and so that's when he left and like came storming back into the Airbnb. Um, but here's what I'll say. No quarter.
00:48:32
Speaker
No quarter pinball bar. You're fucking on notice. You're on notice. Yeah, you guys really suck. Do you think he was worried about getting arrested? Not for the fight, but they were going to arrest him because he was gay and with all his buddies. That's really what he was mad about. Hey, partner, you're going downtown. This isn't what we need in this goddamn city. We don't we don't cottontier kind here.
00:49:00
Speaker
You guys bringing this shit around here is fucking right. You guys drove down in the car. All right, get it. You're done. You guys draw all draw. Oh, God, get out. We're doing an Airbnb together in a shared common Airbnb where the whole building is Airbnb's.
00:49:21
Speaker
Um, so honestly, I think I'm, I think I don't like Airbnb's. I think I'd rather just stay in a hotel. Oh, they were ridiculous. Verbo. Shout out verbo. I mean, I would say like the thing that in, in the case of a really bad Airbnb experience is, is 10 times worse than the worst hotel experience. I haven't had a really bad Airbnb experience in a long time. Like I think they clean their shit up.
00:49:50
Speaker
The only hotel experience I've ever had was the bloody blanket, bloody blanket and Ybor. Yeah. But I'll say, I'll say where Airbnb was clutch is like that Airbnb that I got in the Smokey Mountains where I had a cabin on the peak of a mountain. Yeah. Like there's no hotel scenario where you can do that.
Airbnb vs. Hotel Preferences
00:50:08
Speaker
City Airbnb is not good. City Airbnb is. Yeah. It's like somebody's, it's like the spare room and somebody's condo and you're like in their house. Yeah. Um,
00:50:19
Speaker
We rented one in Maine one time and it was, it was like they, they turned their garage into an Airbnb space. And then the bathroom had a door on both sides. Right. And if you open up the door on the other side, it went into like their kitchen.
00:50:34
Speaker
So I woke up all hungover and I'm like, I'm about to just destroy this bathroom. And they were in there eating fucking breakfast. I was taking like the worst shit you've ever taken in your life. And they're on the other side of the door talking about the newspaper. So you ended up, bro, you stayed there too. That's a G move. Oh yeah, we stayed. It was like pretty nice other than that. That was just fucking weird. Just being like, well, I'm the only thing between
00:51:03
Speaker
man, they're better. They're fucking kitchen right now is this door that has just like a hook and eyeball on it for a lock. That's fucking awesome. Um, so the last, just to cap off that story, the last funny thing, there's a Tiki bar next door to no quarter, the pinball bar Tiki bar called, uh, Tiki. No. Oh, it had a stupid but clever name.
00:51:32
Speaker
How about have a tiki talk? It's rolling there. We rolled into to have a have a tiki talk the next next night. No, no. So we go in there the next night for like, you know, after dinner drinks, whatever you call it.
00:51:55
Speaker
uh having some having some tiki drinks and tall dan tells he's he's just still fuming about about the pinball bar situation and so he's he's fuming about it to the bartender just about how bullshit it is they're assholes next door he hopes they come over here because he's gonna because he's got like unfinished business and whatever and they're like
00:52:19
Speaker
or actually no, here's what it is. So we were Carol's, I'm that bartender dude. No, no, it wasn't very close. So we're drinking, we're drinking and it's like, it's like quiet. And I mean, it's a Thursday night or Wednesday night, whatever night it was. They're like, Hey guys, like it's, it's, it's like more lively next door. And you're, and like, we're, you're allowed to bring your drinks next door if you want.
00:52:43
Speaker
And he's like, and he's like, fuck, no, there's no way I'd ever go back there. And they're like, wait, what? And then he tells them the whole story, the bar, the two bartenders that are working. And they're like, they're like, dude, it's the same owners. Like we all work, we all work back and forth. He was like, they're, he's like, they're not bad people over there. Like, give it another chance. And he's just being like, he's be like, fuck that. Now, if they come over here, I'm going to fight him. And so then it's like, the partner was just like, just had that, like,
00:53:12
Speaker
Like I don't know what to do right now. Face, um, which was great. Obviously nothing ended up happening, but it was great. Um, buttering under his breath is a fucking fight to show. I mean, literally, yes. Fucking fucking Luchador motherfucker. And so then I had to be like, then I had to be like extra, like not myself and, and be just like really chatting up to bartender to seem normal. Um,
00:53:40
Speaker
Yeah, we're just four dudes in a car, no big deal. I don't know, everybody keeps bringing it up. I love that. That's awesome. That's what basically how to be like, Oh, do you like drinking drinks? Dude, you come here often. You ever heard of manama? It's a liqueur out of Ukraine. Yeah. So you're right. So
00:54:10
Speaker
Is your apron you fold it over to get how is it come But dude I had a similar my last bad Airbnb experiences when I was in when I was living in Tampa for like five months And I had that Airbnb in Orient Park And it was supposed to be that I had the whole house But it was really the whole house minus the garage and
00:54:37
Speaker
that the owner had turned into like an apartment for her and her two special needs sons. And like you got a live shot of love on the spectrum dribbling a basketball so much worse than that. So she definitely didn't intend ever intend for that long term of a stay. You know what I mean? Like I get it. Like if somebody needs if somebody booked the house for like a week
00:55:05
Speaker
Sure. You pull you and your son into the, into the, or two sons into the garage apartment for a week and you made a cool, you know, grand doing that. Um, and you can survive. She definitely did not plan on having to do that for four months.
00:55:24
Speaker
So she was like, shoot. I was like, Oh, I thought the listing was for the whole house. And she was like, yeah, you have the whole house. I just have this, like we have to sleep in here, but it's fine. You won't hear us. We won't make any noise. Like all this. And of course, like her two sons have no ability to keep up with that promise. And after three days, they didn't understand why they couldn't go into their house. So they would just like scream and bang on the walls and like turn the doorknobs and stuff. Um,
00:55:56
Speaker
I was, I was working. So I'd leave, I'd leave for work every day. And I told her, I was like, Hey, I mean, I work, I work like 40 minutes away, I'll be gone most days, most weekdays between like, you know, like 8am and 4 or 5pm. So then I'd come home from, from work.
00:56:15
Speaker
Be pulled into the driveway and her kids would be out playing and and if they saw Specifically, they would just run at the at the van But if they saw a phone they saw me holding my phone They would chase me like they just were obsessed with phones and she was like you have to hide your phone from them They just love phones So that was fucking weird there was ducks everywhere she had like
00:56:41
Speaker
remote control of the thermostat. So like it's fucking Florida. I would turn it to like 70, which feels normal to me. And she would put it back up to like 86 every hour and I'd put it back down to 70 and she put it back up to 86. And then I was like, Hey, like it's fucking sweltering in this house. I like stop. And she was like, if you, she was like, it's not a, you're not allowed. She was like, it's illegal to turn the,
00:57:10
Speaker
There was not that low, like the EPA says it's illegal, which I know is bullshit, but. And just in general, so the so the one door besides the outside, there was a door in the kitchen that led into their like weird apartment. And if I was in the kitchen cooking or whatever, then they her kids could hear that I was in the room next door and they would just like pound on the door and turn the doorknob and everything. It was so fucking weird.
00:57:39
Speaker
Um, and I did that for actually stayed there for like four months. I would have just been like, I'm out of here. The shit sucks. It's a thing though, dude. Hotel downtown Hill and for the same amount of money. Well, and that's the thing is like I told, so that was originally the arrangement is that it was going to be a lot cheaper to do that than to get a hotel for, you know, four or five months. Um,
00:58:06
Speaker
And and I had like the amount of money that it was going to cost for that time period, like pre-approved. And then like when I talked to my boss at the time about it and they were like, they were like, just just cancel it and get in and like get a hotel or get a new place, like stop dealing with that every day. But I felt fucking bad. I was like, clearly this woman who's like a single mom raising like
00:58:29
Speaker
to like very raised kids. Like, yeah, they're like early teenagers, like probably 11 and 12 and just like. Yeah, she's not not on the spectrum, just like genuinely retarded. She's like, she needs like she needs the money like like I like I get out of this and she loses like five grand and she probably needs the money. So I did it. I did it. I did a good thing in life.
00:58:59
Speaker
I feel like when Aiden and I were splitting that apartment where they would like clean it in between when we were there.
Awkward Social Encounters
00:59:05
Speaker
Yeah. I feel like I never had any real weird. There was like one old guy who lived on our floor that was pretty weird. Just like way too nice basically. But in Pittsburgh obviously weed is still fairly legal kind of taboo maybe. And one of the dudes at the grow gave me some really strong weed.
00:59:26
Speaker
And I got wicked fucked up one night and then I had to go back and get on the elevator. And I got on with these people and I felt like it was just the worst, worst elevator ride of my life. Just bad vibes, just like staring at the people and they're just grimacing at me the whole time. I'm like, this is bad enough that I'm wicked stone and I'm in an elevator. Like, I don't need you guys fucking staring at me. God, this guy's, this guy's high on drugs.
00:59:54
Speaker
Then on the way out, I offered the valet dude who I got to know because I don't know how long we were there. Eight and like a month, a month each. So I got to know that one dude with the glasses and the blonde hair. And on the way out, I'm like, I'm like, yo, I got like a couple eights of weed. You want it? And he was like, Oh no, dude, I don't do that kind of shit. I'm like, okay.
01:00:20
Speaker
Yeah, the fucking ballet guy hotel or at an apartment complex. You definitely smoke weed. Yeah. I don't do that type of stuff, bro. He got totally weird about it. Like, like offended that I offered him weed. And then I was like, Oh my God, this is terrible. I always tell my family that I love them. I make sure to give them hugs because I never know what day is going to be my last, whether it comes a hundred minutes or a hundred years from now, I'm going to make sure I take care of the people who I care about. I'm going to live every day to the fullest.
01:00:50
Speaker
That's my guy, dude. I can't believe he's like a CPA or something. I'm giving everyone hugs. I stumbled upon this guy. He's blowing up, you can tell. Oh, yeah. He's the next Tony P. Comments are growing. Somebody said if him and Tony P ever met. He would dominate Tony P. He is so fucking good, dude. That guy, we need to bring him on the spot. He actually could.
01:01:20
Speaker
I don't understand if he's actually just dumb or if he's extremely smart and then it comes off as dumb. He is very stupid. I think he's just 100% genuine. Everybody in the comments loves this guy. I'm going to live every day like it's my last day, not take anything for granted. I'm the best dressed guy working from home today. When I work from home, I'm 100% locked in. Dude, that guy.
01:01:50
Speaker
That is crazy. He wears those crazy ass glasses, not even ironically, the sunglasses. He's got fucking wacky hair. He fucking does the hair the same exact way ever. Him and Tony P have the same problem, whatever it is. God help us if that dude ever starts cooking. He's, he's, he's shown his grocery cart before. It's pretty hilarious.
01:02:18
Speaker
Grocery cart, I'm fine with. Vegetables, orange juice, rice, got to stay dyed. You got to feed your body what it wants.
Tony P's Popularity Decline
01:02:26
Speaker
Oh yeah, Davis Click. Tony P's biggest downfall was, was showing us how he cooks salmon. No, his biggest downfall is when he started to pretend like he was a suburban dad. Dude, that is so weird. LARPing as a, I mean, when he, not even pretending, dude, he would literally have the caption or the
01:02:47
Speaker
tag for his real life as like a aspiring suburban dad. Dude, I saw his latest one came up in my because I unfollowed him and I looked just at the comments and everybody's like, damn, the downfall of Tony P and everybody just hates on him now. That's fucking awesome, dude.
01:03:08
Speaker
Flew too close to the sun. It's just that whole weird bit that he was doing. It was just weird. I don't think it was a bit. As a suburban dad, I've never had any of those conversations with my wife. As a suburban dad, yeah, I'm going to just lie about where I am. I'm definitely not at the football game.
01:03:32
Speaker
Having beers with the boys It's like this guy is Tony P is just fucking loaded dude. His family's loaded So they gamma I'm seeing another Pats game. He's just like in a box Every time you think he's fucking box. He started getting Famous enough to get like invites and stuff He was going to like influencer
01:03:59
Speaker
um, conferences and stuff. So I think at that point they started giving you tickets to, to do your videos and stuff. But yes, he got either he's richer or he, he started getting like influencer perks, but either way he lost, uh, he lost his relatability, whatever, whatever degree of relatability he had in the beginning. I'm just a guy who wears shirts and does weird things with my arms. Oh, that's the thing, dude. How do you like,
01:04:27
Speaker
Yeah, like the fucking arm crossing was like, here's me on the arm crossing again. But then he just leaned too heavily into it like it became his like, brand and you're like, No, that wasn't it, though. Yeah, then you had to rebrand as the aspiring suburban dad. I'm the best dressed guy and working from home today.
01:04:53
Speaker
That's the other crazy thing. See, that guy's cool. He's like, I'm fucking a dumb ass. Like there's some fucking will always prosper. And some like passable cookie monster, pajama pants girls out there that would definitely sleep with dude who has 600 or more Instagram followers. And still, you can tell neither of those dudes are getting laid.
01:05:22
Speaker
Davis Clark gets laid at least two times a day. Easily. Easily. Easily. That's the only way he can always prosper and survive. He loves God. I'm the best dressed guy working from home today. Whenever I'm at home, I'm always locked in. Locked in. Got to, someone's got to look after this money.
01:05:46
Speaker
It's wicked phony because now he's on Shannon's algorithm. No way. He sent it to me and she goes, this is a you, Aidan and Jared thing. He's going to be in every intro from here on out, dude. He provides just such good content for us. Got to stay dialed in, got to stay studying, got to stay working.
01:06:15
Speaker
I'm going to spend my whole Saturday studying for the CFA three level exam. God, imagine working next to that guy. You just come back after like a normal weekend. He's like, what'd you do? I fucking studied all weekend. You're like, shut the fuck up, dude. Yeah, listen, Davis, I don't like you. Every meeting, he's like, yeah, I'll stay late. I'll get that handled on Saturday.
01:06:40
Speaker
I'm just like, I hate this guy. It's like, don't worry. I took minute by minute notes as to what we talked about. Summarize it in an email and send it to everybody. Got to stay. You got to stay locked in, guys. Come on. Let's get this money. Let's finish this day strong. It's like, shut up, dude. We're all just trying to make the most money possible off these guys. I've got all my deliverables for the next month. Guys, what's your goal? What is your goal achievements looking like right now? Shut up, Davis.
01:07:12
Speaker
Well, now we definitely can't have him on the podcast. I have to delete the last 50. Just invite him before.
Potential Podcast Guests
01:07:23
Speaker
Invite him and get to like. Get the yes before we post this episode, bring him on. We're like, dude, do you actually just really suck to be around?
01:07:35
Speaker
What's your weird shtick gonna be? Tony P is a suburban dad. What's yours gonna be? Tony P eats salmon every day and cooks it in his goddamn whatever he's going to work in.
01:07:46
Speaker
Hey, here's me cooking something in a suit coat. Yeah. That's fucking ridiculous. This is a dry clean only piece of clothing, but I'm going to wear it to cook salmon. Even if I'm making fucking bacon, I'm like, I can't just go out in this shirt now and just smell like a pound of bacon. Yeah. I'm going to brush my teeth in this suit. Yeah.
01:08:10
Speaker
Yeah, dude. And it's like, he's like, he like wants his hair to be thinning somehow. I've never seen that before. I wish I was 65 and lonely. That's what we, that's what I do do to find these guys that like, when they have like, you know, maybe 800 to a thousand likes, they start going up and cut them off, cut them loose. You know what, dude, the same for me anymore.
01:08:38
Speaker
Davis Clark has sticking power. I'm the best dressed guy. Let me find one more for tonight, dude. I love that he's just dead on looking at the camera too every time. There's no angle to his videos. No, what I appreciate about him is that he actually is like the worst person to work with because he just puts his random coworkers on camera.
01:09:06
Speaker
This is Steve. He's the best CPA at Boston East. He's got at least 15 closed accounts. Steve's always locked in dialed in. This is Steve and the guys in the background just awkwardly staring at the camera. Damn it. Fuck. I hate this dude so much.
01:09:39
Speaker
50,000 likes in 3,000 comments on that our guys blowing the fuck up guys Dude is a totally locked in when he worked from home. Holy shit Dude is an HR poster dude legit
01:09:58
Speaker
Yeah, I love his hat. His hat game is so sick. Alright, now he's talking my language. Alright, I'm on board with him. He got me. You think he's more from Boston or you think he works in like, um, I think he's more from Boston than fucking Tony P. Bedway or something.
01:10:24
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Uh, maybe wall fam, but no, I bet he works downtown. I mean, that's where all the works downtown. He does look like he was raised in Milton. No, what did we say it was Winchester or something? He lives in Newton dude. Oh dude. No, let me look it up. I bet you'll find it. Where's his LinkedIn say he's from. I thought it said Winchester. Oh yeah. Let me check.
01:10:48
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Me and him are connected. We're friends. That's true. Winchester, Massachusetts. Where is that? That's near, uh, like Melrose. Oh my God. Is this him? Oh, he went to UMass. He was in safety at UMass. Yeah. He was born in Winchester. Safety. We should interview him on his,
01:11:18
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No, he never played a snap at and then say I must've sucked. Where's Winchester at? Like Wuburn, Mount Rose, Arlington. It's like a snobby, snobby, rich area. I got his high school highlight football tape here. Free safety, dude. Let's go.
01:11:50
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So is that a nice area? Yeah, it is. Davis Clark Winchester. So he's only like 27 years old. I mean, that makes sense. Let's see if I could find this. Oh yeah, I got it right here. That was pretty easy.
01:12:10
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Here he is playing good zone defense coming up. Oh Man, oh Here is dropping back play zone dropping these Oh interception guys An exception for a touchdown pick six check that link out. Dude. My guy is living large He was living large news
01:12:36
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7.3 thousand square feet. These bathrooms are insane. It's pretty easy, dude.
01:12:55
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What's going on in their basement? Looks like they have an entire dosing system in their fucking... Dude, these bathrooms are insane. Those are two oil burning heat, or natural gas burning heat furnaces. Two of them, just for the record. And then he has an entire dose of Tron on his wall. 7,000 square foot house. You gotta keep it... God damn, dude. That's...
01:13:22
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Do you think his dad is like, if I ever find out that you weren't fully locked in it? Holy shit, bro. This is insane how much money this fucking place is. If only I had that kind of money. That's crazy, dude. God damn, dude. That's probably undervalued, honestly.
01:13:53
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Dude, that's insane. Winchester, Massachusetts, doing it right. I'm saying. Fucking houses in this fucking place are insane. No wonder, I told you, he was just probably really rich. That's why he has like no fucking way to, no clue how to talk to anybody.
01:14:15
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Oh my god, this place is insane. Rose quartz walls. Jesus. Nothing like luxury when you're taking a shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. Imagine the apartment that he has in the city. They probably got the really nice Japanese toilets that talk to you. Mm hmm. Dude, that oven is ridiculous.
01:14:42
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Did you think he lives is that far to commute to boston from there that oven has Eight burners on it. That'd be kind of a hike. Uh, so he uh, maybe I don't know What? Oh, yeah, I bet you they probably got him a sweet fucking apartment in the city Yeah Loser goes home on the weekends but has the apartment. Oh, yeah east boston in the seaport He's got no he's got a seaport apartment. Yeah
01:15:14
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Maybe I just don't know cause I was too poor to ever live in one, but I feel like the apartments in Boston, there's no like true luxury apartment. Um, that's why I said that's why I said the seaport. Cause there's so much of that, that's new construction that they did actually build, um, like high rise apartments with, you know, like luxury penthouse kind of stuff in mind. There wasn't a whole lot of that. Like the apartment Tom Brady lived in was on,
01:15:43
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was on Mass Ave and Newbury, but they renovated that whole building. Like basically for him. I got to see a couple of like the really nice departments in Fenway and I always felt like it probably wasn't worth it. No. Like there was ones that were up above so you could kind of see into the stadium and stuff.
01:16:04
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Oh, when they built that like Trinity or trilogy building. Um, you know, where baseball Tavern is or was, or where the old, um, Burger King used to be. Yep. There's like luxury apartments right there. I went up and that was a couple of times. I know the one you're talking about. Not the trilogy, but yes. Same area. I don't know. It's kind of funny. I don't know. I was talking to you lately about it, but like Fenway used to be kind of a ghetto.
Neighborhood Transformations
01:16:34
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Oh, dude, when I was living in. When I was living across the fence in like the Wentworth dorms. Yeah, that was like a dumpy area. I mean, 2006, 2007. Yeah, that was like it was a stabby area to be hanging out. And it's very weird to be like to go down there and be on like
01:17:04
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Peterborough Street or Queensbury Street or like that. All of those like kind of neighborhoods that were pretty gentrified. I'm like, I used to like go to house parties here and it's like we're not kill. Yeah. Yeah. Where it's like these like blocks of houses were demolished. Like they're like, they don't even exist anymore. And like I used to party where this like Tati bakery is now, you know, where the, um,
01:17:30
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that bar churches a little bit across the street from that in an alley level apartment. So we used to have parties, right? And there would be bums that would hang out in our fucking alley, just like that. It's just where they hung out all the time. And people wouldn't want to come over because they'd have to enter through the alley and there'd just be like two or three bums standing outside our door basically. So we used to go out and give them
01:17:55
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Be like, I'll give you half a pack of cigarettes and like four Bud lights. If you'll just leave for the night, pay the bomb. So leave. I don't know exactly where you lived. I think it was 91 Kilimanoc. You'll say 95, but I was not far off. Maybe 95. We had such a nice apartment. It was so funny.
01:18:23
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Like nice in the sense that it was like, um, luxury or anything, but the building otherwise was like mostly, um, like mostly like single apartments with like, uh, med students and shit in it.
01:18:39
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We'd have like 150 people in the basement having a party. We've got so many complaints too. The people who lived across the alley in the next bordering building threw bottles at the window at us one time because we were frustrating them so bad. Oh yeah. I lived in Section 8 housing when I was a freshman and got evicted. But before the eviction, they made us go before the Boston Housing Authority to like explain why we shouldn't get evicted.
01:19:09
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And we promised we wouldn't have any more parties. And then we celebrated and then the like whatever housing court was like, OK, as long as you don't have any more violations in the next six months, we won't move forward with eviction proceedings. And we were like, hell yeah. And so we celebrated that night with a like we didn't get evicted party. And then. And then someone filed a complaint.
01:19:40
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which honestly was in their worst interest because turns out they don't just get to evict you right away. It takes like four months to evict you. So we get the notice that we're going to get evicted or that they're starting eviction proceedings and then we're like, okay, cool. We're definitely getting evicted in April. The next four months we can just be as big of assholes as we want. And so there was like a, there was like a four week period where,
01:20:09
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every Thursday, Friday, no, four weeks is too long. There was like a two week period where every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, we had a party and and every time somebody pulled a fire alarm and like the building got evacuated. And like, you can't do anything at that point. Like you've already started eviction proceedings. They can't do anything more. Oh, man, it's just so funny to think about being 21 and living in like a
01:20:39
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way too nice apartment or way too nice of an area, I guess church doesn't exist. Oh man. Hidion's way gone. Yeah. I mean, El polon still there, I think, but most of the stuff over there is gone. Hidion's cafe is now a high rise. What a bummer. Yeah, dude. Just, I mean, I, I don't know which parts of Austin you lived in, but just like take a drive through Austin one day and you'll just be like, fuck.
01:21:06
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everything's gone. I used to live next to Joshua trade, lived behind it. Like drive down Western Ave, which like, I guess, I mean, if you didn't live in Lower Alston, it might not mean as much, but like Western Ave is all new construction. It's, it's actually freaky. It's like hard to orient yourself now.
01:21:34
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One of the craziest experiences I ever had was at the liquor store, Jersey street liquors. It was next to college pizza down. It was like a block from Kilmarnock. Yeah.
Store Confrontation and Resolution
01:21:46
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And this bomb came in and that store was ran by a black family. This bomb comes in and just starts yelling the N word at them. Ooh. And they're like, all right, bro. Like, I know like you lived like in the neighborhood and they're like, just leave.
01:22:03
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And the guy kept doing it. And the one younger dude who stocked the shelves in the liquor store just came out, fucking knocked him out and dragged him out of the store and left him outside. I mean, he's like, he's like my bad bro. I was like, yeah, I'm just going to get my beer and leave. That was fucking wild. That dude had that coming. Also was clearly a bum for a reason.
01:22:36
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Oh, yeah, guys, we did it. 1 120. That's a pod. Say your say your goodbyes. That's how Toby Keith recently passed away. Yeah, and in honor of a Black History Month, Toby Keith has died. Shout out Black History Month. Shout out
01:23:03
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Um, that Asian guy who eats crabs in his car. Yes. Um, all right. See you later. See you guys. Bye bye.