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Stripped to Kill (1987)
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69 weeks ago the Erotic Thriller Club covered Dance With Death on episode 8 and for 69 weeks we've said we need to cover the movie it stole from. Today's the day kids! How does it compare? Is the dancing better? Is there still twirling? Do we still see Martin Mull's hog?
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Welcome to the Erotic Thriller Club
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Ladies, gentlemen, folks beyond the binary, grab your husband, wife, partner, mistress, a script that looks strikingly similar to Dance with Death and gather around your radio.
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It's time for this week's meeting of the Erotic Thriller Club.
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antithesis mysterious and dangerous and oh yes they've got all the sexiest movies out of the edges so if you're fatally attracted to the race do you stop a riot film clone basically instinctively crave the salacious
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69 weeks ago, the Erotic Thriller Club covered the 1992 Roger Corman-produced film Dance with Death.
Comparing Erotic Thrillers: 'Dance with Death' vs 'Strip to Kill'
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It was the first peek we took into Papa G's treasure chest of dog shit.
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After watching the film, we found out that five years before Dance with Death, Roger Corman also produced a very similar film, which would be a big hit for Corman and writer-director Kat Shea.
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We at the Erotic Thriller Club can't just ignore history, so it's time to take a trip back to the strip club to do some detective work. This week on the Erotic Thriller Club, Strip to Kill.
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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's meeting of the Erotic
Key Questions of the Erotic Thriller Genre
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Thriller Club. As always, Garrett Callender and Kit Ryan here. And this is where we answer the genre's three most important questions.
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Was I aroused? Was I thrilled? And would I ruin my life for this person?
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i This is a weird one, Kit. It was weird watching this movie again. i mean, it was very weird. ah Because it was lot of deja... It's different.
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It's so different, but at the same time, there was some serious deja vu happening. Like when the the the local pervert starts playing with the butterfly knife. It, yeah, it really hit a lot of the same
Dance and Production Quality in 'Strip to Kill'
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beats. And I think what was most interesting between the two viewings of these movies was just seeing what each director was more interested in showing us and what they had to say. Clearly this director was much more interested in having decent dancing because the dancing in this is so much better. They are not even in the same league.
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Yeah. If Dance with Death was playing t-ball, this is the majors. This is the big leagues. These dances are spectacular. They're doing flips. They're doing kicks. They're doing splits. They're spinning around on the pole, upside down, right side up.
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they The number of moves is phenomenal. They have props. They have sets. and much more than any strip club I think I've ever seen.
Exploring Strip Club Set Designs
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i don't know them to to bring out an entire set. Every strip had a set more elaborate than any high school play you've ever seen.
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Absolutely. 100%. That is true. And they were magnificent. They each themes. ah Garrett, which was your favorite? Oh man, there's so many to choose from.
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Some that were a little cultural appropriation-y. Oh, sure. Some spooky. Some... I'm trying to decide. like Honestly, some were so serious that it felt like you were watching the arthouse version of a strip show. Like the Grim Reaper ah strip or the ah Glow in the Dark Spider Lady strip?
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There's kind of a Eyes Wide Shut, I think, which is the Grim Reaper one. her a yeah it's really funny you have to pick you have to pick a favorite i will not let you i will not let you get away from this topic do you need a reminder of some of them well i remember the the asian themed one which was just uh just kimono was the vibe kimono and fan kimono and It was definitely a thing that gave me the the sneaking feeling that it was listed and in like the call sheet that day that like today
Release Year and Cultural Context
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we're filming the Oriental dance.
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Yeah. It was 1987. It was. This was the year of my birth. so i i was but But a wee lad when this came out. not Definitely not old enough.
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I don't know. was pretty into the spooky ones. But the spooky ones also weren't very sexy. Like, I mean, they were avant garde. Yeah, honestly, my favorite might have been the first strip scene, which was a motorcycle set, I believe.
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But I wasn't prepared. Yeah, the motorcycle stripper was was definitely one of my favorites. The flips were phenomenal that that woman could do. and Because we had dance with death in mind.
Authenticity through Casting and Music
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Yes. Where was. I was not ready. Twirls. No one touched that pole except to, to walk around it in a circle. And here she's climbing all the way up to the top and sliding all the way down.
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It was magnificent. It was actually some very phenomenal pull work in this and a couple of things that are going to make that make more sense. ah Well, it sounded like most of the actresses in this film, like aside from the lead, ah the ones working in the strip club were strippers.
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So makes sense it said Kat Shay had them over to her apartment and gave them acting lessons. So they hired actual dancers. That is exactly what we said they should have done during dance with death is don't hire actors, hire strippers and then teach them the basics of acting because it's a lot easier to teach the stripper to act. I think.
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Here's the thing. This may immediately makes me think of a Daniel Tosh joke. He said, he's like, people think acting's hard. It's easy. He said, if Paul Walker can do it, 95% of the population's overqualified.
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Paul Walker was still with us when he made that joke. yeah But I think that's true. I think just getting the dancer in there, which to be honest, the biggest part of this movie, because the scenes are very long, well shot, very interesting shots where they'll be hanging upside down on the pole. The camera will be under them.
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lot of camera movement. They gave a shit, I think, is what we're saying about Absolutely. Compared to Dance with Death where they did not give any, any shit. They had no shits to give about the dancing, which is wild in a movie that has dance in the title.
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But it's funny that to get around, like actually having to have talent in the biggest portion of your film, how they got around that in Dance with Death was it was a broken strip club.
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They didn't have money to do anything. Yeah. So and this, like, it didn't seem like the strip club had any problems other than they had just recently lost a couple
Plot Comparisons and Killer Revelations
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employees to murder.
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It seems like more strippers got murdered in and Dance with Death than here. higher body count for sure much higher body count um i also want to point out that uh like we so we open with a strip dance like striptease which is wonderful 80s hair 80s music eighty s jewelry 80s lingerie with the black lace fingerless gloves like and then when you start to hear what sounds like so spoken word poetry all of a sudden garrett you're making a face
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Kit, I immediately pulled out my phone to do the sound hound thing and try and figure out what this song, not to be found. Cause we made similar comments with dance with death. And I'm wondering this is just a Roger Corman production thing.
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Because in the other one, it was like, it sounded like fake Prince songs. And this sounded like they asked a guy to come in and they're like, can you do like kind of the voice of Lou Reed, but I don't care what you're saying.
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You just make it up on the spot. All the songs. And I mean, like all of the songs were stripper themed. So I was pretty clear they were written. for this um and there were no instruments it was like all synths and all like drum machine like no one played an instrument here today which meant that the the voices which were frequently not especially good were very loud and clear in the mix which brought the bad lyrics straight to your attention ah would like to greeting thank you thank you yeah
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This is ah from the first song. Give it a title if you want, since it definitely doesn't have one.
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I'm going to guess he called it Deny the Night, since that was the most common phrase. So, okay. two She knows what to do with her body tonight.
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Through the smoky zoo, she's the master of lies. And she dances for you. You're the only one. Then her body takes flight.
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She's only having fun. You can't deny the night.
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Was that supposed to be in Cat People? And it ended up over here?
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What's going on with the zoo? I don't know. I don't know. There one line about like, there's a beer belly crowd. She's an angel in flight. Like, is magnificent.
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It's really great. The songs are insane. And it's that way the whole movie. And you're right. The lyrics are so clear. I've never heard a song. Like this is a lyric that, you know, everybody's parents doesn't like that. They can't understand what they're saying in these songs.
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Yeah. It's like my parents seeing Hamilton for the first time. They're like, ah I wanted, think I liked it, but I just, I couldn't understand what they were saying.
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this they like I could understand too well what he was saying. They would have fared better to get something that was public domain and no lyrics. Absolutely. In every scenario, it would have been better if you just had a saxophone instead of a person saying words.
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This is what I think is weird between these two movies. Dance with Death was a true piece of shit. It was everything about it was bad and it was kind of funny.
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This movie isn't really very funny. Like there's not. There are a couple of gem lines, but like I had made the assumption that some of the best lines in Dance with Death were stolen from Strip to Kill. But no, it turns out most of those were original.
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to dance with death uh strip to kill has a few gems but not nearly on the same level as dance with death where they were hitting you with with one-liners and great great quotes uh every 10 20 minutes like To me, the funniest thing in this, because just a reminder of everybody, the plot of Dance with Death is a new a yeah reporter basically gets fired and she saves her job by being a stripper to solve ah strip club murders.
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Yes, she she wants to become an investigative reporter and so she's going to solve the strip club murders by going undercover at the strip club. This one is a cop who is going undercover to solve strip club murders and
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it makes more sense in many ways that it is a cop instead of ah random reporter I will say like if you're going for believability in your stripper murder movie Kit?
Character Critiques and Surprising Twists
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Yeah? I would like to nominate our lead lady in this movie Cody as officially the worst police officer in any movie we've ever watched.
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That is a bold, bold claim, Garrett. We've seen some loud, you realize that includes Belushi in traces of red, right?
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That does include him. but And you're willing to make, you're willing, you okay, if you're willing back this claim up, Can I ill pre present my case? Yes. You may present your case for the court.
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i'll i'll Maybe I'll work my way backwards. But at one point in this film, she finds out she's in trouble because she's being a stripper at the strip club.
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And it turned out she was never asked to actually do that. And ah she didn't ask any questions and just went to strip club and got a second job. If you are a police officer who is asked to take on a second job, maybe talk to somebody.
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Maybe don't take your partner's word for Talk to h r see ah ask Ask any number of questions to literally anyone else in the force. Which is wild because you've got to think about the number of people that knew she was going undercover at a strip club.
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The secretary who helped give her a makeover knew. Most of precinct. Most of the precinct went so that they could cheat and on the applause-o-meter.
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So plenty of people knew, but apparently this was not actually... from the the top brass. They just wanted her to go undercover at the strip club. I don't know, as a bartender or something, maybe? Bartender, server, janitor.
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Yeah, and it was her partner's hilarious idea to tell her that they wanted her to go undercover as a stripper, and she never verified this.
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And Garrett, surely you also thought that this meant... That like, aha, this is more and more evidence that the partner is in fact the murderer, right?
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Like it makes more sense for the, for the, for the policeman to be the murderer in this movie where he's not the murderer than it was in dance with death where he was the murderer and less evidence of it.
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Since we knew this was that they basically use the same script for dance with death. Not a second crossed my mind. I never even considered anyone else a suspect for the duration of this film kit.
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Not one time did I think maybe this guy did it because I'm like, oh, it's going to be the partner because we're working off the same script. So, duh. And as the movie goes, he goes from zero to 100 and being a crazy person. creepy. He's so controlling. he's so um inappropriate and misogynistic.
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And he seems really obsessed with pinning the crime on someone who didn't do it. And then, no, no it's not him. This movie might have been the hardest a twist has ever worked on me in a movie because I never considered that there could be one.
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Here's the thing, though, is when the the kid... yeah he the He's like one of the first people you see is Eric, which he does not look like an Eric at all.
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ah the The brother of the lesbian stripper, we do have a lesbian stripper in this movie as well. She is Roxanne instead of Jodi. Her brother, Eric, is way too attached.
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And as soon as I saw his like Madonna one earring with the cross, I was like... This kid's too flamboyant for a movie made in 1987 not to decide that he is the murderer.
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And then I remembered, I remembered, I was like, no and no, no, no, no. I know it's going to be the cop that's the murderer. So I can just safely put that information out of my brain. That's not going to be him. And then it was Mr. Madonna earring himself.
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Describe, though, how we find out. I don't care that we're skipping around on this one because the movie is mostly just strip club scenes.
Realism in Body Representation and Police Dynamics
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And really the big difference not giant fake titties. It's more realistic ah looking humans. was such a nice change of pace, wasn't it, Garrett? To go from the the fake boobs of the 90s, those immovable objects that no matter how much she twirled could not change position to like real boobs.
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it was a delight i knew what those felt like probably oh 100 i i've seen that i'm i've had experience with with one similar to this like this movie like i don't know what it's like to be a superhero so the maybe the marvel movies don't always connect with me but i know i've touched something just like those down the road good in my hand Also in this movie, if you remember, if you haven't gone back and listened to Dance with Death, maybe check out us talking about that for an hour before this one.
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But in that one, women were bitches. Women were whores. Like that was written by somebody who hates women. Yes. And this was written by somebody who is a woman and didn't hate every single female in the movie.
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Yes. The other thing, though, is that Dance with Death had such a plethora of sub of suspects. And so that meant that every single man had to be the creepiest, worst man alive.
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yeah And in this movie, it is still true that they are the creepiest, worst man alive. They just aren't suspects. Yeah. let's go through through our men ah in the movie, I guess, because we we've established that the killer is Eric, who we'll we'll get into it.
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But our list of guys, we've got our we've got the owner of the strip club, who is an old man, never suspected him. and He has an alibi and so does the DJ, the wisecrack and DJ, both of whom are allowed to be suspects and dance with death. But here the the police are like, nope, they' their their alibi checks out.
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All right. that's That's really funny because I guess Dance with Death spent too much time making me have to think about who's the killer. And this movie is like, don't worry about it.
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It's probably just this guy Watch the dancing. This is what you're here for. You're here for the dancing. ah So we've got those two. We have Heinemann.
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Or Heine, as I wrote him down in my notes as, who is her cop partner. kit what kind of cop is this man? i He's dressed like a fucking lost boy the whole time. Like the the vampire movie.
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Yes, not the Peter Pan. He has a sword earring. The earring is like a sword going, a little tiny sword going through the earring piercing.
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It's cool as hell. i get the feeling he's supposed to be undercover, but that's just how he dresses all the time. She's undercover as a stripper, but she doesn't show up to the police station dressed as a stripper.
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He shows up to the police station dressed as a punk. He looks like he would take your lunch money. Yes. He's from a Stephen King ah movie. He is.
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And he is beating up 12 year old boys. but is ah You're right. He is stand by me. stand by me And Kiefer Sutherland said, no, thank you to being in this film.
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Yep. Yep. ah He is, it it was his idea for her to take her top off, and then he immediately seems to realize he didn't like having her top off.
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He says very mean things to her. ah So she asks him about like, oh, did you follow the local pervert? and He says, I lost him. I must have been breast blind.
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Which is a phrase I would love to use in casual conversation. I think if I would have seen one more tit, I would have thrown up. She says, I thought men liked watching tits flop around.
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I don't like to see yours flopping around. They don't flop. Yeah, I noticed that. He's such dick.
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This was his idea. And he very much told her to do this. He and invited everybody. I'm sorry. And you're telling me that the guy who says, I think if I would have seen one more tit, I would have thrown up is not the one who's murdering women.
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I don't understand that. I don't either. And look, I know that when they show us Eric, they show him watching his sister have sex with another woman. And it's like, okay, that's code for serial killer.
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That was the big red flag right at the top. And then they're just like, don't pay attention to him. But also they're like, it is funny because we should remember, oh, he's kind of gay. He's weird. Definitely the killer. You can't be gay and not the killer.
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Which is weird. If he's gay, why did he want to watch girl on girl sex? Well, it was his sister too. He had other problems. He has problems he has other problems. I don't think it was even sexual. I think it was just, he didn't like that his sister was giving anyone attention besides him.
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It seemed like he had real attachment issues with her, which also, okay. I was so confused by the end yeah of this movie. Cause I, cause I think that I must've quit paying attention and somewhere down the line.
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we find... How long has he been his sister? That was my question, too. I think I pinpointed when he took... so So, he is mad at his sister for having sex with Angel, another stripper. So he's mad at Roxanne.
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And he, like... holds her real tight and then it gives her a hug. And then we don't see Roxanne again. I think every time we see Roxanne after that, it is in fact Eric because he calls in and says, um like he's being real cagey, right? About like,
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Roxanne is being real cagey with Angel about like, no, don't come over to my house. There's been some issues. And then immediately after that, ah she gets killed.
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And then that's when Roxanne comes to strip club and says, I'm quitting. I have family stuff going on.
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And ah the old man in charge of the strip club is like, If you don't get up there and dance, I'm not giving you last week's paycheck, which is illegal.
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um And so... She up there in a kimono. And does a fairly half-hearted but still really awesome and intense ah dance involving pouring liquor all over um herself, which is so it's pretty hot.
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So, wait, she had... The brother had on fake tits that were convincing enough. Because the good thing is it is established that tits only have to be shown for 30 seconds at the strip club.
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Yes. And they can't be within five feet of the audience. That is apparently a rule. um i don't know if that's a real rule that any real strip clubs have.
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ah Wild if true. Well, that was, I was thinking about this because the one strip club that I went to that we talked about in that episode, episode eight, 69 months ago.
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Was it literally 69 weeks ago? 69 weeks ago. Good for us. Yeah. I looked that up and I was going to save a number of days, but then I saw it was 69 weeks. it was like, well, obviously I'm going to pick them low hanging fruits.
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um yeah they They're right there.
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so And you know what they feel like when you touch them.
00:26:05
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So, got that going for you. I lost my train of thought. What was it? Oh, yeah, that strip club that I talked about in episode eight. I remember at that strip club, like everybody would, but they would put like a dollar in their mouth and you'd go up and with you the dollar in your mouth and the stripper would take it out of your mouth with her boobs.
00:26:26
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and Very different rules at that strip club. At that strip club. And I know like, you know, bottomless strip clubs, there can't be alcohol served. So, you know, I think it's a state to state situation, kind of like with pro wrestling, how some states you can't have blood in your matches and some you can. It all depends on the boxing commission.
00:26:46
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You know what just realized about these these. strip clubs is that the dance with death strip club is called bottoms up and this one is called rock bottom and neither of them are bottomless strip clubs they are topless bars and also both of those are much better names for a gay bar than for a strip club
00:27:12
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and Actually, rock bottom would have been a great one for Dance with Death because they were in shambles. and Exactly. Whereas this one should be bottoms up because things are trending upward with all those nice sets that they've got.
00:27:26
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It's so funny in this movie when it won at one point when she finds out she can't be a stripper anymore and she has to go in and quit. And her boss is so angry because like you told me you would never, ever quit ever.
00:27:41
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And now you're quitting. and it Which makes you a liar. which makes yeah he's really hit her. like It was like her dad. He's like, you're breaking a promise. And then it's funny that you can be guilted and shamed into finishing your strip club shift.
00:27:56
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And that's when she's like, oh this one's for me. this So she does like an A24 art house. Script teased. Very emotional.
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Makes everybody in the strip club cry. It's got so much. um Like that one had the most elaborate sets that she used. And this was one that she presumably showed up not ready to do because she wasn't planning on going into work that day.
00:28:26
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But that was the one that was themed like coming home from a hard day at work strip tease where you have Venetian blinds on stage and it's ah very reminiscent of the nine and a half weeks strip club or strip scene. Yeah.
00:28:41
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Yeah. Honestly, I would have loved a tour of the backstage area with all of these sets. Yes, I would have loved to see their set storage. and Instead, you just see like the hallway outside the changing room and then the changing room itself, which is labeled women and underneath in red paint sluts.
00:29:03
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Well... classy joint bottom It's a rock bottom. It's a pretty classy place. Yeah, this movie... i So we've talked about the difference in the two as far as sex goes or the way stripping is presented.
00:29:23
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it's but Both movies have very long scenes. it's just these ones are more palatable. Still way too long for a 90 minute. These these are fill in time. Yeah, but at the same time, every time you see a dance, it's something new.
00:29:36
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ah There was the fuzzy rug fucker ah one. That was pretty amazing. there was um ah The only time we saw someone just twirl was when Cinnamon was up there high as a kite and fell off the stage, just like we had someone fall off the stage in the other movie.
00:29:55
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That was the only time that there was twirling. The rest of the time, it was real dancing. I want to talk about the thrills though, because the thrills in this, where we said, you know, a lot less death in this, the deaths in dance with death, lot of stabbings, just stabbings. And there was a lot of anger behind the stabs. You could see they were angry, but it was really funny, Foley and goofy ass music that played in those sequences.
00:30:27
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These are much more uncomfortable. Yeah. These are graphic as fuck and just demented. Like these are uncomfortable death scenes, especially the second one. The first one caught me so off guard with part two of her getting murdered. Like, yeah. i mean first it's just, you know, she goes to meet who she thinks is Roxanne, her girlfriend slash coworker at the strip club.
00:30:52
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out on a bridge and then ah the person who shows up is in fact the killer and he pushes her off the bridge and you're like, okay, now she's dead. Oh, no, no, no, no. Just to pavement, I mind you, not to water. To pavement, yeah. And then she's laying there on the pavement moaning in in agony as she lays there unable to move from all of her, I assume, many broken bones.
00:31:19
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And that's when the gasoline starts getting thrown on her. It's sick. it is like It makes you feel not good.
00:31:30
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No. Yeah. No. It's a feel bad murder scene. Yeah. None of these murders. He also tears pants off. Yeah, that part wasn't great either. that also is confusing with his motive. Because he's maybe gay.
00:31:45
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Because isn't he supposed to be gay? and Don't worry about it. That's debatable though. This is a straight person's idea of what someone who dresses up in women's clothing and murders people is like.
00:32:01
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But we don't even know that he normally dressed in women's clothing. Like, I know... Well, where did he are you telling me went out and got those? Like, in between? Well, if you were going to do a very specific crime...
00:32:16
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You know what? If, though, your main goal is to ah show up, because he wasn't even planning on continuing to strip as his sister. He was planning on just like showing up and quitting, and I guess getting last week's paycheck.
00:32:35
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But I feel like you'd end up spending more on a nice set of fake tits than you would on the money that you're going to get from that paycheck. Yeah. I don't know. Money was different in 1987. This is I mean, think of it this way.
00:32:52
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What if she wasn't a stripper? What if she worked at Star Trek conventions and he had to go get Klingon shit to put on his face? You know, it could have been anything. i think it just, that was her job that, and honestly, it was a great job for him to be able to go in disguise.
00:33:09
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And thank God they looked so similar that I didn't even notice at first. when That is because they were played by the same actor. Were they, though? Yes, in the credits.
00:33:20
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In the credits. But didn't we see her having sex in the opening scene? And they hugged. Yes. that Was she in the credits, too? they are this Yes, as this it is the ah the actor's name and then as both siblings.
00:33:37
Speaker
What? It was camera trickery. You never actually saw both of their faces at the same time. You're right, because I watched it. I didn't watch this movie twice, but I had it playing again as I was working on some stuff before we got on here.
00:33:49
Speaker
And you're right. In that scene, you see them back to back. But that actually is a really great explanation. That's stupid, though. they're twins? They're supposed to actually be twins? Presumably, are supposed to be a yeah one of them identical boy-girl twins you always hear about.
00:34:11
Speaker
That's insane because at first I thought maybe I misremembered the beginning of the movie and we don't actually see the sister or he was peeping on somebody else and I'm remembering it wrong.
00:34:23
Speaker
This is more insane yeah that he is playing both people to the point that I am. That's insane. Yeah, that's an insane choice. It worked.
00:34:34
Speaker
and It did because it fucking got me when he put his fake titty and pulls the wig off and it's her crust punk gay brother.
Impactful Scenes and Dramatic Climax
00:34:45
Speaker
With his one Madonna earring.
00:34:49
Speaker
God damn. Well, Yeah, so that was kill one. Let's get to kill two, which was at first I'm like, okay, luckily this isn't as bad, but the killer for both murders has a part two to each, and part two to this one was grisly.
00:35:05
Speaker
And when they described it later, It just it got worse. It got worse. It got worse. yeah yeah Yeah. So, so this girl is stumbling home, uh, you know, in the dark high, just got fired.
00:35:19
Speaker
And from up above a loop of fishing wire comes down and she gets garrotted, ah from someone who's on the stairs up like just up above her.
00:35:32
Speaker
And it takes too long and it is gross and bad and then he drags her body over to semi truck and and ties her underneath it as a way of getting right out yes that her body was dragged for 100 miles yeah before what would be left i don't know I don't know.
00:36:02
Speaker
That's so grotesque. It's super grotesque. It's super, super, super. As I was watching this the first time, you know like watching it through, i was kind of bored with this movie a little bit, only because I was expecting the same script, I think.
00:36:22
Speaker
But then when the kills started happening, it was like, oh my God, that was like, I'm going to remember these outside of this podcast. Like these are kills I would remember for being in a horror movie.
00:36:34
Speaker
So as far the thrills in this movie, and then- you're much so They're much more thrilling than the previous movie. That is that is true. Like ah very few kills in any of the movies we've watched have gotten me to- my mouth to be a gape other than maybe the dog getting yeeted out of the balcony and in single white female. Poor dog. Yeah.
00:37:01
Speaker
And then so much the fire at the end of this movie. Oh my God. There's so much fire. Like I just kept writing more fire, more fire because everywhere that woman was running instead of a warehouse full of boxes, everywhere she's running is fire.
00:37:18
Speaker
Like he had poured fire down the railing of this staircase. So he lights it and the fire comes down. she's got running through like tunnel She's got gas. through a tunnel. She's running through a tunnel and then she gets almost to the end of the tunnel and then there's a line of fire blocking her way. It just keeps happening.
00:37:36
Speaker
they get to the strip club and this eric is shooting everybody anybody who is in sight strippers are getting filled with bullets the freaking dj gets it they end up outside now they're and yeah now we're in a knife fight i do feel like the gun kind of i was like oh i was having the fire was interesting the gun gun is kind of boring but then no the gun turned out to be interesting Because she throws fake knife at him to distract him from shooting the strippers.
00:38:15
Speaker
And then when he fires the gun... the like spark from the gun lights the gasoline that is on his body and then he has one of the most epic deaths that we have ever seen this one goes in hall of fame because this is a flamboyant in all senses of the word death because motherfucker has a cape on and that cape is whooshing in the fire and there's twirling and screaming and agonizing cries and it is operatic see because of dance with death we were expecting so much more twirling and this they saved the twirling for when it matters so important to know when to twirl
00:39:06
Speaker
That was insane. That was such a crazy ending because yeah Dance with Death, long, boring warehouse finish. Yes, Scott, I was so sick of that. does result in fire. Yeah, but it was not as good as this fire.
00:39:18
Speaker
No, this was amazing. So by the end of it, a movie that as it was starting, i was like, I think I'm going to be kind of bored with this movie because it doesn't It didn't really like it doesn't suck per se. You know, it's not like a bad enough movie for a bad movie night or something. And there's enough probably true that it is not a bad enough movie for a bad movie night, whereas Dance with Death is a bad enough movie for a bad for a bad movie night.
00:39:54
Speaker
There's a lot like dance with death is funny, bad. And this movie like hit some spots where it's a little boring. The dances are going on too long. But the beats they're hitting with the thrills. And then when it just like sucker punched me with a twist because of Dance with Death. though I think that's such a specific situation. Imagine how surprising the twist would have been the other way around when if we had seen this movie first and then we watched Dance with Death and the lesbian stripper doesn't have a brother.
00:40:27
Speaker
Now we really don't know who the hell it could be. So I'm wondering if this movie, if I'm enjoying it more because of Dance with Death and just doing the podcast. because We have to talk about the the local pervert, though, because the local pervert is also better in this one, I think. He's so much better. Well, in the other one, he's in Dance with Death. It's Michael McDonald from ah Mad TV and Halloween Kills.
00:40:57
Speaker
and Let me give the how we are introduced to the concept of this man. He is called Pocket, ah the creeper ah who sneaks backstage with a paper flower.
00:41:09
Speaker
um He is wearing a hoodie and ah a walkman at all times. He is described as... One moment, please.
00:41:23
Speaker
Pocket. He's just some weirdo that jerks off through a hole in his pocket. No big deal. He doesn't get it on the floor or anything.
00:41:35
Speaker
Okay. And I guess he's wearing that Walkman because then he doesn't have to listen to that terrible music. so That's great. Because he can listen to all the licensed music he'd like up top.
00:41:46
Speaker
Up top. And then Garrett, what do we find out about Pocket? What's the big twist on Pocket? Why does he always have his hand in his pocket, Garrett? Because he doesn't have a hand.
00:41:59
Speaker
And he's embarrassed by it. But also, not it he doesn't have a dick either. mean Does he not have a dick? Who said he doesn't have a dick? So, i let me see if I have the wording.
00:42:11
Speaker
But he... yeah I don't have the exact wording, but he phrased it like he got shot in his hand and somewhere else. I must have missed that.
00:42:22
Speaker
And he says, no touching, just watching. Yeah, he and the fact that the police officer like finds out that he has no hand and possibly no dick and is just a weirdo who likes to... I'm very impressed that he's making origami, by the way, with only one hand.
00:42:44
Speaker
That one-handed origami paper flowers looks be beautiful. this This guy has talent.
00:42:53
Speaker
In 2025, he would absolutely kill it as a YouTube TikToker, just origami-ing with one hand. I'd watch that all day. Absolutely. rot me with that. Like, that's what I- Oh, please do. Put on some of the classical music that he likes in the background, and you've got, you know, a nice, chill video to watch.
00:43:12
Speaker
Okay, here it is. ah Before he said that, he said, I just like to watch The Beauty and the Dream. I took one in the hand and the other in the dot, dot, dot, long pause.
00:43:25
Speaker
No touching, just watching. I missed that part. I thought he was just being sort of vague and vague. No, I think he doesn't have a dick. He doesn't have a dick.
00:43:37
Speaker
Well, no wonder he doesn't like it when girls flirt with him. So that's why when the- one to give him flowers i was confused flowers when i was watching the cop interrogate all these people and i'm like why are you wasting my time is he wasting his own time because he's the killer exactly it he's the killer and i was like you're the killer what do you care if this guy did it or not it turns out he's not the he's not kill he didn't do it the Which is, I still, every piece of evidence pointed to, other than, well, this guy watched his sister have sex, so he's obviously a murderer.
00:44:20
Speaker
um Every other piece of evidence pointed to the cop. He stabbed her with a fake knife multiple times as joke. Randy's donuts.
00:44:32
Speaker
As a joke. A hilarious joke. And I was like, oh, that's going to come back, right? When he's going to like do it, but it's for real and it's a real knife. No, the the fake knife thing only comes back when she throws it at the guy because that's literally all she has left on hand to throw at the bad guy.
00:44:52
Speaker
There is nothing else to it. That was a waste of my time. I didn't understand why she was with him because once, like when we talked about earlier, how he gets mad at her for being a stripper when he's the one that sent her there as a goof.
00:45:09
Speaker
Yes. and and And then, and then insults her and says he doesn't like looking at her tits. And do they fuck on the sidewalk of a place? Okay, so, no.
00:45:22
Speaker
It's worse than that. um So, he is there walking her home or whatever and telling her that she shouldn't do this and she's crying And he says, you don't actually care about solving the murderer. You just want to take your clothes off in front of a million people. And she's like, no, I really do care. i like these people. And I i want the murderer found.
00:45:49
Speaker
And he's like, whatever. And she starts crying. And he says, don't, ah can't deal with all this emotion. She's like, well, then stop me. cow And she says, you're a cop.
00:46:03
Speaker
Figure it out. Which is code for fuck me and I'll stop crying. And so he does. And so they go into her house, which the first floor of which is filthy and has a gym mat with like exercise equipment and And that, of all things, they could have just gone straight up the stairs to the bed. But no, he lays her down on the filthy gym mat to have sex.
00:46:34
Speaker
And then I don't think they actually had sex. We don't see it, no. We don't see it. And she's apologizing to him in the next morning. And he's, like, insulting her again, saying, like, yeah, strippers, they get off on the power.
00:46:49
Speaker
They'd rather... ah you know, make a bunch of guys want them then actually be in bed with a guy. And she's like, okay, how is that different than a cop?
00:47:01
Speaker
Cops get off on the power too. What do you think it is every time you're interrogating people and terrifying them? Like that's getting off on power too. And he's like, fuck you.
00:47:13
Speaker
It's different. It's different. When I do it, it's ah cops can die. no one ever kills strippers, which, My bro. He's you were dead! think you did it!
00:47:25
Speaker
Currently, there are more dead strippers in this area than there dead cops. So your point rings a little hollow.
00:47:40
Speaker
And again, this is the guy that she's gonna be with at the end that she's so happy is there? off! The last lines of this movie where they're together are wild.
00:47:53
Speaker
What a wild final line to this film. You're lucky you got shot through the fatty part of your thigh. And she replies, my thigh is not fat.
00:48:07
Speaker
Credits. Credits. Credits. credit it Are you kidding me? And that's the guy that she's like snuggling with at the end because he saved her.
00:48:19
Speaker
Did he save her, Garrett? Did mean, he did give her that fake knife he'd been razzing her with, so... That is not saving her. He got shot, by the way, and had Kevlar and showed up still at the very end.
00:48:36
Speaker
Like, what the hell was he doing the whole time? He showed up just in time for the killer to accidentally kill himself. And then he could help stomp out some flames. Okay.
00:48:47
Speaker
So there was a moment where I was still not convinced he wasn't the killer. Even after the reveal of yeah Eric and drag where I said, okay, the outfit makes so much more sense. This isn't lost boys.
00:49:02
Speaker
He's George Michael and Eric's his boyfriend. yeah Oh, now that would have been a twist. Oh, I would have loved that. Especially when he shows up and he's not actually dead.
00:49:15
Speaker
and it, you know, that it was like, oh, he had Kevlar. You're like, oh, so it was a, it was a setup, right? They're both doing, no, no. I think mine's, I think that ends up maybe a better movie. I don't know.
00:49:31
Speaker
Maybe. Who am I to say? ah I'm just saying, like, there are so many random things in here that's but like we talked about the end. Like he's chasing her. There's fire everywhere. did How did we overlook the part that she runs into a gutter punk who tries to sell her a rat?
00:49:51
Speaker
Yeah. In the middle of her running away from a gasoline-soaked murderer. And then those guys get chased off.
00:50:03
Speaker
The moment how she felt when that guy was trying to sell her a rat is how I feel every time I've been to New Orleans.
00:50:14
Speaker
Like, i have never been to new Orleans and not been harassed by gutter punks somewhere. And you know what? In that situation, I probably just to get out of it would have bought the rat.
00:50:26
Speaker
It honestly looked like a pretty clean, nice rat. It's cleaner than him. Definitely. um She actually lucked out when Eric killed him.
00:50:38
Speaker
Why? The gutter punk just wanted to sell her a rat. He wasn't going to hurt her. I just want to get out of the conversation. I don't care how it ends. don't care.
00:50:50
Speaker
anything i will i will give anything to have this man go away oh thank god this guy in the dress showed up thank god this was about the guy with the gasoline smack
00:51:05
Speaker
um Also, all of that is intercut with the weird Grim Reaper dance, which is not a striptease in any normal sense of the word at all. No titty even falls out, right?
00:51:17
Speaker
of The titty is at the very end, maybe, but she's wearing like a long cloak and a mask and it's super dramatic and sexy.
00:51:28
Speaker
Who am I jerking off to under there? No one's jerking off to this. No even shapes. And that's the thing is, at the end, when she's mostly naked, she then dramatically reveals her face, and it's just a random one of the strippers. Like, I I thought for sure was going to be the actual Roxanne, that Roxanne wasn't dead, that she was there dancing. Yeah.
00:51:55
Speaker
But no.
00:51:58
Speaker
Garrett, can we talk about the weird closet, too? The one where we find the body? or which Yeah, the murder closet. Yeah, yeah. What was in the bag the first time the cop breaks in and finds the creepy closet and there's like a bag that looks vaguely human-shaped, taped up, and and there's plastic wrap, and he unravels it, and like something fell out of it that wasn't a person.
00:52:31
Speaker
See, I don't even remember. Like, I remember him in that house. And I think I got so weirded out by the neighbor and him just like bonding over being cops and like pulling guns on each other. And you can say you're a cop. Like, this is basically 2025. You could be dressed as a fucking lost boy from 1987, pull a gun on somebody and drag them into a car and just say you're a police officer.
00:52:57
Speaker
Welcome to hell, folks. You're not. You're not wrong. and night In 2025, now all strip clubs, you're going to be required to have one ghoul dance in the middle of the fucking show.
00:53:14
Speaker
Just so you think about your own mortality and how it's a privilege for you to be here. We could make you go like any time At any time, you know what?
00:53:25
Speaker
have, that is a problem I have always had with strip clubs is I don't think they're demeaning towards women or a problem with, you know, not anti-feminist or anything like that. My essential problem is that they don't make you question your own mortality and give you an existential crisis.
00:53:43
Speaker
Not even once.
Philosophical Reflections on Strip Clubs
00:53:45
Speaker
And really should. yeah I mean, don't some people go there as kind of therapy? Yeah. then it should include this. It should include some Nietzschean shit about how God is dead.
00:54:00
Speaker
I think if we let... I was about to call her Chad. What's our... Corey? What's our lead person's name? Cody. Cody. knew was a dude name.
00:54:11
Speaker
So Tyler, after this movie, we assume Cody works there longer. I think she's going to get into those sets. I think she's going to dig through the costume bin in the back.
00:54:22
Speaker
like Because now she's got all these complicated feelings to work out. It's going to require that you dig deep. And it did seem like not a bad gig. um No, that I feel like... Here's the thing, though. She never did learn to dance. she She learned to walk slowly and sit on a chair and very slowly undress.
00:54:44
Speaker
She did never really learn to dance. But I am looking forward to her next set, which will be based on, you know, the four horsemen of the apocalypse. She is the pale horse entering at the end.
00:54:58
Speaker
And she'll have, like, you know, those weird stilts for her hands. Like the, you you know, in... um mad max uh fury road the stilt walker she's gonna be on like something like that but with a a horse head ah and her tits out it's gonna be magnificent if this were a couple years later somebody's gonna be like i don't know i liked the four horsemen thing but i thought the pale horse had too much spray tan on
00:55:32
Speaker
so can i Can I throw out, like because I feel like we're just going through saying like a few dumb things that kind of captured our imagination. Yeah. when When the cop, ah when I just call him Leather Jacket Cop, the whole movie, when when our lost boy went to catch pocket,
00:55:49
Speaker
he Because we find out that Pocket has been trading origami to the car trunk salesman for classical music tapes. Classical music cassette tapes.
00:56:00
Speaker
And I don't know why the man is accepting folded paper as legal tender. Who is the man who sells fake Rolexes out of his the trunk of his car? Who is he selling origami to?
00:56:20
Speaker
This is a charity thing. It's a charity. He is. His trunk is also a 501 C3 and helping a veteran. He, the guy is kind of weird. He's a little off. He's missing a hand. His dick is gone. He likes classical.
00:56:35
Speaker
You can pick up a dozen classical cassettes at Goodwill for a, for a dollar. yeah It's, you know, this is, yeah I'll give the guy an origami. This costs me nothing. And I feel good. But,
00:56:46
Speaker
So immediately the cop knows, okay, this guy is at this classical music show. It's like an orchestra concert at a park. There's like nine people there dressed kind of fancy in the scariest park you've ever seen at night listening to classical music by a live orchestra.
00:57:10
Speaker
There are more people in the orchestra than there are listening to it, I assume. Yeah. Where the fuck were we in this movie? What city? Oh, I guess we were in l LA because we we saw Randy's donuts.
00:57:22
Speaker
But just like i pictured like Frasier Crane isn't going to this in Seattle. Like how are they getting these people in tuxedos to go to this absolutely scary park?
00:57:33
Speaker
I don't know. i that logic completely escapes me.
00:57:41
Speaker
As does so much logic from this movie. Listen, Garrett, this is a movie that has a gasoline- a gasoline-soaked stripper pole fight in which the bad guy uses the off the stage.
00:58:04
Speaker
While firing a gun. While firing Kid. and kit And you're It was so cool. I can't That was so cool.
00:58:15
Speaker
That was so cool. Like, the end of this movie fucks so hard. Yeah, like it does. What it makes up in Erotic, the thrill of the third act...
00:58:28
Speaker
I feel like I climaxed four times. I was in love with the finale of this movie. And this is an odd thing. ah So Kat Shea, who made this film, claims, i I mean, I don't know if she can back this up, but claims this is the first film involving strippers to show a strip ah strippers using a pole in in a movie.
00:58:55
Speaker
Really? This is the first movie to show pole dancing. Yeah. In which case, they showed it to exquisite effect. and um It was an art.
00:59:06
Speaker
Yes. And the use, or lack thereof, rather, of the pole in Dance with Death is an insult by comparison, because that pole is ah so underutilized as to be more of a hazard in the middle of a runway than it is an actual stripper pole.
00:59:25
Speaker
Yeah!
00:59:29
Speaker
So, you know. don't know. Do we take this one home? Let's do this thing. Garrett, were you aroused? Scale one to five.
00:59:41
Speaker
There's a shot in this movie where the stripper is upside down and the camera is facing up at her head and she's looking down and her breasts come out of her bra while she's upside down.
00:59:57
Speaker
I've never seen that angle in my life. but And um i loved it. Yeah. So i looked back at our old scores.
01:00:08
Speaker
How did we rank it? So I originally gave this a one out of five and you gave this a 0.4 out of five. It was not sexy.
01:00:24
Speaker
But after yeah i realized we could use decimal points, then I upped it to 1.5 because in Dance with Death, you might see Martin Mall's hog.
01:00:38
Speaker
Which is worth the price of admission, I suppose. So this is absolutely higher than Dance with Death. Yeah. i mean Like, what is a fair score for this, though? Because it's not this one non-sex scene.
01:00:52
Speaker
a lot of, like, just kind of well-done dancing. mean, you Fanny... basically fucks that stripper pole. I've never seen anything quite like it.
01:01:03
Speaker
It was incredible. Meanwhile, Dazzle over here doing all the flips and shit also is wearing at one point a motorcycle jacket with no top so her tits are out and a a thong and that's a look I didn't know I needed in my life but I do.
01:01:21
Speaker
I do need that in my life. Thank you, movie, for giving this to me. What are you giving it I'm going to, here's the thing though, is like, there isn't really any sex.
01:01:35
Speaker
None, none on screen. There's so much hit and no sex. those two girls, I guess those two girls at the beginning were just dry humping. The two girls at the beginning were like making out and dry humping. I will say, I'm going to give it a two and a half.
01:01:52
Speaker
Two. just two. See, because I gave the other one 1.5, two... can't give this one only a two. I feel like I have to go to 2.5. But that.5 was only Martin Maul's hog.
01:02:08
Speaker
So really the movie had a one. And I saw Martin Maul's dick maybe and a security camera video. So I do think that two is fair.
01:02:19
Speaker
That doesn't take away from these beautiful ladies and talented pole work. It's so impressive what they do. And the dances are so creative. The choreography is really wonderful.
01:02:31
Speaker
I was totally with Dazzle when she said ah that she didn't want to take her top off for them because they didn't appreciate it because she did all those no-hand flips and they didn't even applaud. And i was like, good for you, girl. They don't deserve you.
01:02:47
Speaker
Yeah, I would have clapped. I'm just saying. would have clapped! I'm impressed by gymnastics, so that 100%. Same. When I got home, like, how was the strip club? It's like, oh my god, this girl did all these flips.
01:03:00
Speaker
what How was the... what did you Was it sexy? I mean, not... i mean It wasn't not sexy. Yeah. It was more pro wrestling but it was than it was like... Some people are into that.
01:03:16
Speaker
But i don't know. I liked it. liked it too. Not enough to rate it high, but like, you know. yeah All right. Were you thrilled?
01:03:28
Speaker
So for thrills, we gave... the last one, I gave it a two because I liked the fire burn. There was a lot of... If liked fire then liked fire then, boy oh boy Garrett, does this movie have a treat for you?
01:03:46
Speaker
That's why this one i feel like
01:03:51
Speaker
Man, like those kills are so crazy that it almost... They're so, so intense. Too intense, honestly. But that ending, my goodness.
01:04:02
Speaker
Gasoline-soaked stripper pole fight, Garrett. The best death. The best death. Oh my God. Marky Mark could never...
01:04:16
Speaker
though like I don't know if it deserves the full five like i but it's four too low is four and a half a nice medium I think four and a half is a good medium i like I think four or four and a half is a solid score for this i I think I got to go four and a half just because of how fucked up those kills are.
01:04:41
Speaker
I'm going to be thinking about that girl's like non-existent body from the truck. Yeah. That's going haunt me. And like somebody being you knowed.
01:04:55
Speaker
With all the broken bones from falling. Like, that's a horror that I've never considered. It's icky. It's awful. It makes me feel Fewer strippers die, but they die worse.
01:05:11
Speaker
In ways that are horrifying, that scare me. Yeah, I'll go 4.5. Yeah, I'm going to go 4.5. yeah i'm gonna go four
01:05:24
Speaker
Yeah, I'm confident. and Yeah, I'm comfortable with that. Yep. And... Not a soul. a soul. You're not ruining your life for anybody. Certainly not for Heine, not for Cody, not for any of the strippers. what about What about Dazzle and her her motorcycle?
01:05:43
Speaker
You gonna ruin your life for her? literally don't remember a single person in this movie. They all like blended in much together. The one with the motorcycle. Yeah. No.
01:05:54
Speaker
The one who fucked the stripper pole. Nope. The one who did the semi-racist Asian thing. But I think she was Asian, and that was actually killer.
01:06:08
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that was the killer. The killer's absolutely Asian. It was really hard to tell in that lighting which stripper it even was.
01:06:20
Speaker
Also, come to think of it, the fact that that was the killer, then being like, you, you killed Roxanne to the the harmless one-armed pervert is pretty fucked up.
01:06:34
Speaker
Why'd you do that? Oh, wait, so that was for sure him? I don't know. We can't for sure anything. Where's she at? I don't know. That's why I thought she was going to turn out to be the one doing the crazy Grim Reaper dance at the end.
01:06:50
Speaker
What's crazy about this movie, though, is I don't think I would recommend anyone to watch it. I don't think I would either, necessarily. And Dance With Death, absolutely worse movie, thousand times better poster.
01:07:05
Speaker
oh Do you remember the poster is a handgun facing up? Yeah, and she's stripping off. She's using it as a pole. Incredible. That's an incredible poster. I don't know how...
01:07:16
Speaker
So a clearly a different mind came up with the poster than with the kills or the dancing in dance with death. But I think dance with death, like it gets the edge just because it does suck more, but in a way that makes it more entertaining.
Kat Shea's Career and Related Documentaries
01:07:33
Speaker
So I'm not even going to recommend this movie to watch. Like I feel bad because Kat Shea went on to make. stuff like she made poison ah we talked about this in the lat the other episode but she made poison ivy with drew barrymore which was you know kind of a straight to video hit in the 90s because it had drew barrymore in a ah scandalous role you know coming out of being a child star carry to the rage which is a a cult horror movie people love that weirdly she did the nancy drew movie in 2019 so she's made other shit like her career wasn't bad um i just don't think this movie was like particularly fun to watch it it didn't have as many good one-liners there are some you know when the secretary is helping her you know put on makeup and she says don't get nervous i've done this before my sister owns a whorehouse that's amazing that's great um
01:08:31
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But yeah, there there there aren't a lot of those. I feel like this is the kind of thing where if if the the ending sequence existed on YouTube somewhere, I would be like, go watch that shit. You gotta watch that death.
01:08:46
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It's incredible. um If you really want to see some very unique stripper dances, that's in here too.
01:08:58
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I'll give ah
01:09:03
Speaker
I can't recommend it. I can't. It's, listen.
01:09:10
Speaker
Find it on Prime or Plex and, you know, skip to the end. Hey, also, thanks for bringing that up. Don't do it on Plex. the I very rarely used Plex for this podcast.
01:09:25
Speaker
Used it for this. The first time I clicked on it, I sat through 180 seconds of commercials. Then the movie started and the title came up and I thought, I'm pretty sure that didn't say strip to kill.
01:09:38
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And it was just plain a different movie. And i exited out. I was on Strip to Kill, clicked it again, sat through 180 seconds of commercials. And then it was so opened with strippers. So I knew I was in the right place.
01:09:54
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And it just kept every commercial break. I think it started like 60 seconds, 90 seconds. It just kept going up. And every time it would pause on the last commercial and then make me watch it a second time after the time it'd run out and that's no way to watch a movie. I switched over to prime. It had me watch a commercial at the beginning, commercial in the middle.
01:10:17
Speaker
We were done. Plex, you're dead to me. Fair enough. I did also watch it on Prime thanks to your recommendation. um Yeah.
01:10:27
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So, no, I'm not ruining my life for any of these people ever. And um can't say that I recommend it. But if you got nothing better to do with your life, who am I to tell you not to watch?
01:10:38
Speaker
You know, you get a snake dance. You get a fire dance. You get a motorcycle dance. You get a Grim Reaper dance. You get... variety is endless. the variety is endless In the ranking of the movies we've watched, is this the bottom?
01:10:58
Speaker
Is this like the actual worst movie? Because I do think a movie being so bad that entertained, which what's the, but way what have we watched that was just boring? ah The one with, oh God, it was the the one that was Revenge. Was that what it was called?
01:11:17
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But the thing is like, we ended up with like, I just remember Chappie's birthday, Chappie's quinceaรฑera. Listen, Chappie's quinceaรฑera was fun to talk about more than it was to watch. El Chapo's quinceaรฑera.
01:11:33
Speaker
But this didn't pull anything that like tickled me so much. Yeah, but revenge was just unpleasant in so many ways. It was not fun. This dipped into fun multiple times.
01:11:48
Speaker
That's true. It's towards the bottom at least, right? It is. Like, if it's not last, I'm looking through everything we've done, maybe second to last.
01:12:01
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Because it didn't even have a lot to grasp onto that was, like, silly. like The movie was just, it kind of was what it was. Yes. You get to watch some stripping, and ah you get to watch some murder, and then the most flamboyant death of all time.
01:12:19
Speaker
Hmm.
01:12:21
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Well, I want to throw this in real quick at the end before we we head out. um I want to throw out two things. One, I saw 28 Years Later, which I've never been like a huge fan of the 28 Days movies. I love 28 Days Later.
01:12:38
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like i don't not like it. i just like you know It's not one I rewatch super often. I think it's perfectly fine. This new one, incredible. Loved it. like To me, five stars. I gave five stars. I had so much fun.
01:12:51
Speaker
I'm seeing it this weekend. Don't spoil it. This is not a spoiler. This is everywhere. Them zombies hang in dong. And there is a specific dong that is like, I have a small child and I look to see like elbow to the end of his hand.
01:13:08
Speaker
This dong's bigger. no This thing is a monster. Nearly three. yeah Yeah, I know this is a prosthetic the man had to wear because he is acting with children. um So you can't can't hang dong.
01:13:21
Speaker
But let's just say, well-endowed zombies. A lot of pain. And 28 years later, aside from that, loved it, loved it, loved it. but ah Aside from that, you mean including that? Including that. No, I love the flopping. It was terrifying.
01:13:38
Speaker
Truly. You'll see. ah like the What was the Viking movie recently where they fight naked? And there was lots of flopping around. That one was great. the Skarsgรฅrd? Yeah. The Northman?
01:13:50
Speaker
Yes, Northman. This is beyond that. this guy This guy's so big and so tall and his dong's so big. It's just, it is an unruly dong.
01:14:01
Speaker
right, I'm here for it. I'll let you know how I feel about it after I see it. The other thing I want to bring up is ah couple weeks ah or a couple, i guess, a couple episodes ago, I brought up Thomas Kinkade and we we goofed around on Kinkade. I saw the documentary.
01:14:18
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I saw the Thomas Kinkade documentary and I loved that the art critics talked like, I don't want to go in that cottage. what's Why is it so bright? What's going on in there? Like the wicked witch lives in there. There's spells happening. I'm not going in that cottage.
01:14:33
Speaker
And at one point, it didn't go into this enough. He, in his alcoholic downfall, did piss on Winnie the Pooh, but it didn't provide me with more details.
01:14:46
Speaker
I don't know where. I don't know in what context. I don't know. Was Winnie the Pooh hugging him and he pissed his pants? Did he pull his penis out Disney World? this like when Drake pissed on?
01:14:57
Speaker
Like, what are we talking about here? what did When did Drake get peed on? That was a thing that i remember people talking about during the you know, the Kendrick-Drake showdown that, like, Drake got peed on at one point.
01:15:12
Speaker
and Like, and in a sexual manner? No, like, in a disrespectful manner. Somebody like by a man, like a man just pulled his dick out and pissed on him.
01:15:24
Speaker
Yes. That's funny. Didn't stand up for himself. And that, you know, makes him weak and Canadian, ah guess.
01:15:36
Speaker
I apologize to all the Canadians. I'm not saying that that you let people pee on you disrespectfully. Don't, don't go on this podcast. Start in wars. I don't want to do that. You're right. I'm sorry, Canada.
01:15:49
Speaker
We have like no allies right now. we would I really, I'm so sorry. You've been through enough. I maybe even apologize to Drake. I don't know.
01:16:01
Speaker
No, I won't do that. I would do anything for love, but I would do anything for Canada, but I won't do that. Oh my God. Okay, so so wait, wait, wait. He peed on Winnie the Pooh and you got no further information? None. i don't know where it happened. I don't know the context. i don't i know nothing.
01:16:21
Speaker
just know what happened. The documentary did kind of let me down in a little bit. Like I was there for 90 minutes of shitting on Kincaid and ended up like, I now know his whole life story.
01:16:33
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i think that it would have been if righteous gemstones didn't exist, Danny McBride would have played a perfect Thomas Kincaid in a really hilarious show.
01:16:44
Speaker
i mean, they still could. Thomas Kincaid was basically an evangelical preacher. ah They're too similar of characters, honestly.
01:16:55
Speaker
Like he basically was a guy who pretended to be super into God to sell. To sell really bad paintings. Yeah. Yeah. But it did turn out that he was a real artist and had vault filled with really good art.
01:17:09
Speaker
And it was really great, to be honest. But he also made hundreds of millions of dollars and is the best selling artist of all time selling his dog shit.
01:17:22
Speaker
You know how I know that is that we went to that stupid little Kincaid thing and the guy kept goddamn telling us that like it meant that I should care. about him as an artist when we went to thomas kincaid's store and you all knew how much i hate thomas kincaid yeah i know that was why we did was so nice was so nice you and you had to sit there and watch me as you smiled and smirked at me and looked at me out of the corner of your eyes like not along to this old man talking about his genius oh that's so interesting
01:17:56
Speaker
Oh, you're right. Garrett, look. See? he About the way the light changes when you you look at it from different angles. That's so interesting. Fuck you, Thomas Kincaid.
01:18:08
Speaker
And on that note, thanks for listening, everybody. Yeah, hey we're going to come back at you with a banger next week. I feel bad about this. I don't feel bad. don't know. We saw it at some point. We'll probably do, too, because that who knows what that's about?
01:18:24
Speaker
God, that's a surprise to us all. i don't know. We'll find a good one, though, next time. This one just honestly kind of bummed me out. Oh, well, you never know what you're going to get when you dig into Papa G's treasure chest.
01:18:36
Speaker
Dog shit. Actually, you do know it's going to be dog shit. This isn't that, though. This is just like it's not even in the chest. It's like it's just like it's it was on the ground outside of the chest. I thought it fell out, but it was just it was just nearby. It was like a Toy Story situation where it's trying to sneak into the chest to get. Oh, well, its it succeeded. Hey.
01:19:00
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01:19:11
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01:19:23
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