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Speaker: You remember when Leonardo DiCaprio and the boys were sitting around watching the slaves bite to death? Yeah, awful. Yeah, awful. But isn't that what boxing is? No.
Speaker: For three years as well, uh, Tree Waggle has, uh, gotten me for some time. Uh, three years ago, Carmel Apple. I threw the Carmel Apple away at the station last year, and I swear to God, I'm gonna save Carmel.
Speaker: I'm both a longsword in a dagger, I need a shortsword also, so let me make sure I bring my longsword and my longsword the same style. Yeah, because I don't know, I might be in a situation where a longsword just won't fall into a creative space with a longsword, like a dagger won't have enough reach, you never know.
Speaker: You find yourself listening to the greatest podcast ever. Dudes are us. We are here for you and will defeat the enemy. No one can hold us down. You are the fourth mic and are one and only. Please like, subscribe, and join the Reddit. Buckle up. I didn't even know that any of this was going on. And then our friend who is Jewish sent us like a whole thing about it.
Speaker: And I, me being like an asshole troll and not knowing what was going on, was looking through, you know, I have the little GIF thing, GIF keyboard. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I just like punched in Palestine and was going to send him something back. Then I was like, I should probably actually look up what's going on, what he's referencing before I send it.
Speaker: And then I was like, Oh, thank God. And inside that I would have felt terrible. Could have played it safe and just sent like a Larry David gift room. Isn't there? There's a whole episode of that TV show where he's trying to bang that Palestinian woman. Yeah. I didn't even, uh, as a Palestine, it was part of Israel right at some point.
Speaker: Uh, I mean, I guess technically how Jerusalem is a holy link for almost all religions. So they all have a claim to that area and have been like at war, basically, since religion started as to who should be able to control Jerusalem, which sits in the middle of Israel.
Speaker: So for a lot, you know, for a lot of time that area was inhabited by, you know, Jesus Christ and his disciples. Yeah, that's Jesus Christ's hometown.
Speaker: Yeah, well, yeah, that's so that would be the that'd be the counter argument, right? Is like, all right, where did like the 12 tribes of Israel settle? Oh, it's like the opening of Monday Night Football. Do you have that? Jerusalem, Israel. And then and then and then that area was like, I guess, probably defeated by like
Speaker: I don't know, Assyrians or something. And then for like over a thousand years, it was Muslims. And then after World War II, well then Palestine was a British colony somewhere around the time that like all of the Middle East and Africa were colonies of pretty much France or Britain. And then after World War II,
Speaker: They were like, shit, we really did you dirty Jewish people of the world. Here's Palestine. You can go live there now.
Speaker: and then they were like cool and they went there and then they were like well there's already people here and those people were like yeah we live here this is like where we live you can't just like give it to someone else and they were like well we did yeah they came in and they were like all right well you guys can go to like
Speaker: Then there was a bunch of wars. I'm oversimplifying to be like, then suddenly we're here where we are today. There's been a bunch of wars between Israelis and Palestinians, typically where Palestinians lose land to the Israeli government, and right now they're like,
Speaker: now confined to two pretty small areas of the country, one in the center, that's a little bit big, and then the Gaza Strip, which is on the water, but they're basically in an open -air prison.
Speaker: They've got walls built around them. They're not allowed to come and go as they please. Israel controls their power supply and their water and 50 % unemployment. So from their perspective, they're like, we're prisoners in our own country.
Speaker: The other thing that's difficult is Hamas, which is the terrorist organization now, is also the ruling government in Palestine. They had an election. Hamas won the most seats in parliament or whatever, all of them.
Speaker: They were like the majority party in that country right now like when like the Taliban won, you know Okay ran ran Afghanistan after we were you're like, oh that kind of sucks. Yeah, so you've got with those in Rhode Island
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So you've got this situation where it's like, OK, there's Palestinian people and they're just people who live in a country. And actually, I think like more than half their population is under 18. So it's a lot of kids.
Speaker: And those kids didn't vote for Hamas to be the government, right? But you've got people who feel like they're prisoners in their own country, who from their perspective had their homeland taken away, and now they're confined to these just small, Palestine is the most densely populated area in the world.
Speaker: A lot of people piled on top of each other, limited rights, limited freedom. Then you got these kids who didn't vote for things to be the way they are and they're just getting bombs dropped on them and stuff. But at the same time, Hamas didn't engage in military warfare, which is like military targets and people who chose to be in the military and take the risk that's associated with that.
Speaker: Yeah, they did terrorism where they didn't have to murdered civilians, which you don't do. So I think both sides are wrong. Okay. You know, there isn't, there isn't like, I don't know, this whole thing, since it's, I kind of like blew up this weekend, it's like, everyone was really quick to take a side and it's either, you know, we stand with Israel, blah, blah, blah, put the Israeli flag in your Instagram. Or it's,
Speaker: Or it's the people who take the exact contrarian point of view where they're like, Palestine is a slave state, and the Jewish people are acting like the Nazis, and you're like, neither of those things are true. They're both wrong. This is a situation you've fixed through diplomacy.
Speaker: Like Paul was saying earlier, like the direction things are going is like, you know, the Israeli state essentially exterminating the Palestinian people, which is not a good word. Not great. I mean, they say it then Yahoo will admit that that is his goal. Okay. That's pretty fucked up.
Speaker: I think I found maybe my favorite bit out of this so far then. What's that? Oh, of the Jesus Christ Monday Night Football. Jesus Christ defensive tackle, Jerusalem Sunday prep.
Speaker: I think he'd be a defensive tackle. Jesus Christ is a skinny Muslim person. Jesus Christ, tight end, flex tight end, Christian Sunday prep, Jerusalem. Yeah, look at all those, you know, before black people were in basketball and they just had like those Jewish leagues like that. That's true. Jesus Christ was a superstar.
Speaker: Maybe you'd be like, maybe he would date Taylor Swift. Oh, God. Jesus Christ, she's excited with Taylor Swift. She is a big fan of the JC. He was building her new house. What else went on in your life?
Speaker: Oh, that wasn't, I mean, you know. Over the weekend, I'm saying. That's like world news, I don't, uh, what, what happened? I went, uh, something happened Sunday. What's the craziest thing that happened to you? Oh shit, the craziest thing? Over the weekend. Bro, I don't even remember.
Speaker: Oh, Paul, you bowled a bad frame. That's the craziest thing that happened, dude. What'd you do? Not even a bad frame, a bad empire game. Oh, yeah, dude, you got fucking owned and bowled by yourself. That's bad. That's kind of like I could relate with that with golf. Just go out there and it's big. I just wasted an entire day off. This sucks.
Speaker: The whole time I was bowling that last string, I was like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like trying to not get like mad because like that obviously doesn't help. And like, we're just, it's just for fun. I guess like nobody on the team really seems to care, but at the same time, it's like not fun to show up and just fucking suck balls. Yeah. That's how golf is, man.
Speaker: And two okay games that are like mine, you know, I bow to 50 and 59 which is like pretty close I think my average is like 61 or something That's the rest of the guys on the team. They're like 80 to 90 bowlers. God damn. They show up with their own ball.
Speaker: Yeah, we all I got my own too. Nice. One of my co workers owns a bowling alley. So he gave me No way. His family owns the one in Norwood. So damn, he gave me a four. Damn, he hooked up with four. Mm hmm. Well, that's a sad for a candle pen. You would always get all this candle pen. I keep forgetting that. I fucking keep forgetting that, dude.
Speaker: They had to watch the big Lebowski to get hyped before. That's right. The bowling alley only has beer on tap. It's like doesn't have an actual bar. It just has like where you would go up to get your shoes. They just have like four tap handles. And you're hiring your own white Russians?
Speaker: I mean, I'm clear you can bring your own soda and water and shit. So Yeah, you definitely could just bring fucking what you need Yeah, like you can bring like a camelback of white Russian in there You can make like a yeti a yeti full and just sip on it
Speaker: I will say that the one guy who usually runs it, he went to his, he's like gotta be in his 50s, 60s. So he went to his...
Speaker: What the fuck is that game called slow pitch softball? Oh, yeah. And then he showed up and he was like, I'm not going to bowl and just use my average. I'm just here. And he was fucking hammered. I'm just sitting there fucking sucking dick. He's just chirping me.
Speaker: Usually everybody's like really cool and doesn't say anything. And then this dude's like, kick this guy off your team. You fucking suck. Oh, dude, I'd be sweating so much. I was like, damn it. I'm bad. Yeah, my back would be soaked in sweat from here in that big. It's fine. Yeah, it's cool. It's whatever. Fuck.
Speaker: It's all right, and when I got out, I just sent my team that scene from, um, trailer park boys where Ricky's dad is like, just the way she goes, sometimes she goes and she doesn't. Oh, yeah, brother. You still rolling with the shirt, though, too, right? Oh, yeah, I was wearing the shirt, and I was the only one on my team that wore the shirt that day because we were supposed to wear, like, pink for breast cancer, so then I felt more stupid.
Speaker: Fuck, dude. I'm like, I thought that was only for the first day in fuckin' October. You guys didn't tell me we were doing it all month. That drunk guy's like, this guy fuckin' hates, he hates people with that. It's breast cancer survivors. They had it comin'. Yeah, hell, exactly. Was that guy wearing, don't tell me that guy was wearing pink. Probably not, because he was in his baseball outfit. He had his glove on.
Speaker: They say they don't serve hot dogs, do they? They gotta have glizzies there. Nah, they don't have any food. That's ridiculous. Why would you go there? I know, it's crazy. Sounds like torture. You gotta have at least a bag of chips.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean the people who run the bowling league always bring like a communal, you know, those like large things of pretzel sticks. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: You know what you gotta do? You gotta hit up Walmart and get that big tub of cheese balls. Oh my gosh. Just scoop their hand into it. You know what? You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah. When people get those, I see those. I'm like, yeah, this person's house sucks. Just a big thing of us cheese balls. All they have in their cart was some like fucking other shitty food usually. Yeah. Where does that take priority? How does that take priority over like a case of water?
Speaker: You gotta get them cheese balls, bro. I was throwing so bad, and this is where I'm a little bit curious about how this bowling alley is set up. Every now and then, if your ball hits just perfect at the end of the lane, it'll come back to you. It'll get in the gutter and roll all the way back to you. So that one happened to me. And then in that same fucking game where I bowled a 25,
Speaker: I don't know if I lost my balance or something as I was throwing it, but I threw the ball just fucking wickedly about as hard as I can throw it. So like, you know, like 20, 22 miles an hour, it tells you on a little readout. Oh, nice. It rides the lane on the very edge all the way down, bounces into the gutter.
Speaker: bounces out of the gutter goes into the area between the two lanes rides it like a half pipe shoot straight up into the ceiling behind where the fucking like pin return is and then just falls back down in the gutter and rolls all the way back to me and it was so loud and like chaotic when it happened the person two lines over was like dude what the fuck was that oh my god
Speaker: It's like, yeah, it's cool. Is everybody there for league though? Yeah. In our group, you know, there's another league that plays that night. That's like, it must be like, we're in the 30 plus league and that must be like the 50 plus league. Cause it's a bunch of old men. They must be nasty. They are nasty. They're the league that actually cares. Oh, really?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, they're all fucking, they're not bowling 90s, they're bowling 100 pluses, I think. What the fuck? What does that even mean? That's like an ace every time or whatever? It's gonna strike you every time, basically? Nah, perfect game, and it was still 300 in, um, Candlepin, but it's never been bold, ever. Never, ever? Never, ever. That's how fucking hard Candlepin is. The history of Candlepin? Yeah, there's never been a recorded perfect game.
Speaker: I had to look it up because I was like, man, this is either I'm just terrible at this or this is just like actually that hard. You should tell them that a little bit of both. Yeah. Yeah. Start using those stats toward bite towards your gain. So they know that you're at least on top of that. Don't worry. I walked into this one of those. Don't worry. I've gone over the stats on this. You should obviously ask him that too.
Speaker: You guys ever learned any of this? Get those guys' opinions on Palestine, Israel. Start bringing that up. I can imagine what would be sudden and it wouldn't be good.
Speaker: Honestly, I don't know. Which way would they go? I don't know if they would even go anyway. I have never seen a person who's not white there. So let's just start with that. All right, but like... And they're not the kind who hates Jews. All right. I guess that's what I was kind of... No, there's none of that. Very good league.
Speaker: lot of, you know, a lot of union guys with pipe fitters shirts on about firefighters, a lot of firefighters, pants, work pants. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, well, that sounds dope. I lost. I came in last place in settlers of Catan on Saturday. So it's terrible. Yeah. We had a similar different. Did you get boxed in on the map or did you throw? I just like, you're just drawing bad, huh?
Speaker: So I was, so we, so we got this expansion so that it lets you play with six people. And first of all, I would say, I would argue that the expansion isn't enough, isn't actually enough to accommodate six players, that it maybe can accommodate five. But in any event, we played with six. So one, my like,
Speaker: dice position like my like selecting your starting settlements order I was like fifth of six so that didn't help and actually I feel like at that point six kind of has the better because they get to pick vote their spots one after the other but anyway yeah I kind of like
Speaker: Didn't get some, I mean, I got okay starting places, but I was, I didn't have like wood as a resource. And so I kept trying, and you really like wood is like probably the most important resource in the early game. And so I kept trying to build roads towards like forest. And this one guy would just kept, that was like one buddy. So I kept boxing me out, was like wanting to be like the wood king and control all the wood. And it worked out for him. He didn't win, but he definitely did better than me.
Speaker: I kept wasting my resources trying to build roads to build a settlement on the fucking forest tiles and he would come in and fuck me over. And that happened twice. So I was like, all right, I've just wasted all my resources trying to do something while everyone's upgraded to cities and shit. So yeah.
Speaker: That was not my finest. He tricked you at least. I mean he did because I was like I was like there's no way he's gonna like he had put his first two settlements on primarily on forest tiles.
Speaker: And then I was building a road, and he was like, are you trying to build a road to the forest tile? And I was like, yeah, man. And then he immediately put down two roads and a settlement where I was going to... And you can't build settlements two tiles close to another one, so you've got to be further away.
Speaker: And I was like, all right, that was kind of a dick move, but I get it. And then so I started building another road to a different forest tile. And they were like, are you really going to try that again? Like, he's going to block you out. And I was like, there is no way he'll build his fourth settlement on forest tiles. Like, that would be insane. Diversify your resources. And then he did exactly that. God damn. It was rough.
Speaker: But it was all right. It was a fun game, even if you don't win. Was that the craziest thing that happened to you? Bro, I didn't have that crazy weekend. So Friday had just a long work week, you know, made some Micheladas and chilled. Saturday was game. We were gonna go to King Richard's Fair, but it kind of rained or it was like spotty fucking rain all day. You know, fun going to the Ren Fair in the rain.
Speaker: We canceled that and just did like homie game night and played a bunch of table games and smoke weed and shit. That was just another chill night playing. What do we play? Saboteur. I played some magic, although I didn't participate in that. I was laughing some cards. I was laughing some CADs, CAD. And then Sunday, I went to a three year old's birthday party. So that was cool.
Speaker: nice your friends want to buy some magic cards for me uh probably probably my roommate actually would well it's not a question they have to oh yeah yeah yeah not for cheap they have a full price no longer price bitcoin bitcoin only so paul over shmekl's only doesn't want any he wants something he needs to get it tax free
Speaker: Yeah, dude, just bring that big crate of them by my house. My roommate is incapable of controlling himself on spending money on Magic cards. How much is he spending? We get them in the mail literally every day, Hayden. No. That's awesome. He's got mad. He's got how much? He's spending some dough then, huh? Yeah, he is. That's why he's still got a roommate, probably.
Speaker: No offense, I mean, he's probably not saving his shekels up. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't have an excuse other than that. You're just smart. You're smart with your money. You don't even need one. You just have one. He's hanging on by a thread. He needs to win for more magic for his means. To supply the magic of the gathering. That's like on the pie chart of his budget. It's like half of it is or 70 % as magic cards. Yeah.
Speaker: He just used peanut butter for three weeks to get by. Killed him this weekend. All right, now we're getting into it. Now we're getting into it. Tap the power order.
Speaker: Listen, there's some common courtesy etiquette things in life. And one of them is like, it is 7 a .m. on a Saturday. You do not need to like spot vacuum. It just monies around that house. That's not a thing we do. Like we're taking Adderall all night it is. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what was going on. I was like, but it woke me up and I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker: Um... God. Still angry about that action. That's awesome. Or Blender. I thought you were gonna say Blender. No, we don't own one of those. I was throwing that shit out the window.
Speaker: put all of his magic cards in there one day and just blend it up.
Speaker: You'd need one if you were going to do them. Yeah. I wouldn't need that installed. Call a local iron domer. I'm sorry. I don't plan on blending his magic. Unless, you know, we'll see if I get woken up this weekend by fucking 7 a .m. vacuum cleaning. God damn, dude. Like a Dyson, too. You know, they're loud.
Speaker: Loud vacuum cleaner. I've never been around it. That's I've been around a Dyson Yes, you know you have a shark. That's right. I got some my shark is done. I got some fucking I'm not somewhat shitty one off Amazon. I got a Dyson and a shark Maybe I was involved or a better one. Maybe I do need to get a good vacuum someday, but I Never think about it Hmm
Speaker: I'd rather just get a nice shop vac so I could just do everything. True. Why does he don't have a shop vac actually? Oh, I have one. It's just not for indoor use. It's, you know, outdoor only. That's, that's, uh, yeah. Vacuuming, vacuuming dead lizards out of the pool. Vacuum some fucking, some, uh, gross shit sometimes, you know? Yeah. My garage with ours. If any, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. Like garage spills and stuff. I'm not, I can't, can't bring that in the house. No, you don't want that. That's right. Maybe I'll steal it, Dyson. You usually could at Walmart or something. Yeah. I've been back on Walmart game. Walmart's just different beasts, dude. I will say.
Speaker: Well, last time I was at Walmart, I put a note on this and I'm glad I remembered it. Walmart people, Paul, we're talking about, Walmart Florida people, we're talking about how they, you can't drink the water out of the tap here. And I was like, in Florida? I got to let Paul know that. Cause these Walmart people are even stating that.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Paul's just built different. He's no problem. You drink Florida tap water, bro? I definitely drank a lot of Florida tap. Like hotel? Like hotel water? Direct out. Yeah, direct out the tap. Have you noticed how it smells like? Plugged through the mug.
Speaker: How it smells like. Where I grew up it all smelled like sulfur. Sulfur water is no big deal. I just feel like it's indicative of a larger problem. After a while you don't really smell it I guess. Just means you got sulfur in your area. Good for you. I don't think it's like necessary for you. I was buying
Speaker: Uh, which I'm glad I got some today of this, uh, $1 .7 billion Powerball. Oh, smart. When's that drawing?
Speaker: tonight. I ordered it tonight. When I'm down in Florida this weekend, I will not drink tap water knowing that. Yeah. Yeah. Walmart. Walmart off. Floridians were highly. I haven't been a long time, but had the occasion to go because I left work and was like, I want a Michelada and
Speaker: They've got a good Latin food section, so I could get the Chamoy and the Jugo and... Where? Walmart. Oh yeah, Walmart's the shit, man. Which one? The one in, um... Actually, the only place I could think of where I could get, uh...
Speaker: Come on. Set the one in Walpole. Yeah, dude, Walpole. A little trip down memory lane. We used to have a sketchy, I shouldn't say that. It doesn't matter. We used to have like, there's a Cube Smart in that same parking lot. And we had, well, my dad had a storage unit there that I used to, he just used to make me go like drop things off there or pick things up there.
Speaker: I don't know. I would assume my other, at least some of my siblings probably got the same task at one point, but I do, I do wonder if, if, uh, whoever got that unit, what they found in there. Yeah. I got to go to actually that, uh, my storage unit tomorrow. I don't even know what the fuck's in it.
Speaker: What happens if you just leave it like I'm not that well, that's what happens with the lights It's fucking leave it like just like goes on stars on stars
Speaker: Yeah, that's how they get those units is just you just didn't pay, you know, your storage fees for not that long. It's like two months and then they can just not pause. Whereas it's, or yeah, you know what I meant the storage war. So they don't give your shit away. They don't even fucking like charge your credit or anything. I'm sure you, I'm sure it affects your credit score, but after like a certain amount of time and not paying. What about if I just like, I'm like, I'm done and I just leave the shit in there.
Speaker: then you just sell it. Oh, all right. That's awesome. I mean, I think you would still impact your credit. Like they're not like they're not going to pay or incur the potential loss of disposing of your shit for you. But I don't know that. Well, maybe. But yeah, maybe I'll look that's what I wonder is it is that that storage unit, my dad's storage unit must have ended up on a. Storage wars, I mean, not storage wars, obviously, but in that situation and like.
Speaker: Probably somebody fucking a badass storage unit then although I'm sure that uh You know among people who buy
Speaker: or closed storage units, they're probably used to finding some weird shit. Mostly boring shit, but I'm sure you find some weird shit. That's mostly random decorations. I might just take what I need and just call it even. You got to save the pool table. Yeah, that's the thing I want to leave in there, honestly. I don't feel like getting it out. That's in there forever. I don't want to get it out now. Come on, man. Never going to just bring it out and leave it at the bottom of that place.
Speaker: Never gonna play pool again, bro? I only got a place to set it up anymore. That's sad. I don't know what I'm gonna do with Matt. That's the thing, maybe if someone is like, damn, this guy left the pool table here, no credit effect. Like, maybe the credit effect's on how cool of a store it is. Why don't you just leave that in the Walmart parking lot? I frequent the Walmart.
Speaker: You think you're the first person that ever left something in the Walmart parking lot that frequent? I might bring it to work and just drop it off there. Honestly, they don't like about that, dude. No, just in the one of the next to the dumpster or something. You don't have a like an apartment complex near your house. I do. I think now they're all they're all gated down here, unfortunately.
Speaker: Back home, my kid. That was always what I would do with all my fucking weed stuff. That's what we do with a lot of our trash. I'm gonna bring it to work now and just chuck it in the dumpster. Like my trash, big bulky shit. Tables. A bunch of tables. Tables. Allegedly, of course. Jared, you're correct. I would never illegally dump anything in a Walmart parking lot.
Speaker: Or in like a, you know, a, a brook apartment complex. I was thinking about the other day. Like if I just drove down a side road in the sticks, I would just dump it off the side and be like, all right, that's it. So even if I, I don't know, Facebook marketplace, I don't even feel like meeting up with anybody on there.
Speaker: Um, yeah, I mean, you could just pretend like it wasn't secured in the flatbed. What the hell? And it just fell out. No, nothing. Put on my hazards real quick. Man, put my hands on my head and then when no one's looking, I just fucking get back in and drive off.
Speaker: Yeah, me as a teenager hitting a parked car in Boston once. Oh, man. Pretending to write a note and put it under the windshield while people were watching me, and then didn't hit your car. Fuck you. Oh, that's such a good note. Yeah. Hey, did your car get out of the fucking way next time? If I'm leaving on the side of the road, I'm going to hit a fucking idiot.
Speaker: I couldn't even remember what the place was called last time, so I just wrote Applebee's for the podcast episode, but was it the draft house or whatever someone was doing Coke at? It was Yard House. You were comparing it. Got it. Got it. Comparing it to an Applebee's, yeah. Yeah. I got some good clicks. I'm doing blow at Applebee's. Doing blow at Applebee's.
Speaker: How many clicks we get this time? Probably 200. 7 ,000? Yeah, probably 17 ,200 million, 265. Nice. Yeah, people need to fucking drop some reviews on there and start spreading the word.
Speaker: Yeah, that'd be super helpful. Yeah, I thought we could get that beyond your sponsorship. Yeah, let's get a hardcore Alex Jones on here and interview him. All right. Let's get real Alex Jones on here. Yeah, hell yeah. I could probably get hardcore Alex Jones. I don't know what he's about. What is he? Is he a pipe fitter too? He's a general manager of an old Navy. Oh, God, that job sucks.
Speaker: Oh, that's the first thing you say though. I mean, I think he'd probably on some level agree. Yeah, he's on 50 cent flip -flop day. That's hell, dude. Oh, God. Yeah. He runs truck at Old Navy. That's hell, bro. I mean, he's at least in like a good...
Speaker: Yeah, he's in a good location like he's in a good, uh, you know, like he used to work at the South Bay Center and in, uh, like Dorchester, Boston, whatever, which is a rough one. I think that store had the highest theft rate of any old Navy in the country. I mean, everyone's a rough one. All the clothes are on the fucking ground every time. Dude, that's just the, that's what he, you know,
Speaker: Group chattel group chattel send pictures of like what's going on at work and his is always just a fucking pile of Unforbid t -shirts. He's like this is what I'll be doing for the next two hours Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. Um, yeah, I feel that pain as a former the former clothing retail worker It's hardcore Alex Jones, man Yeah Yeah, it was actually his kid's birthday. That was that Yeah, it doesn't suck being a GM but just a manager of those things or must be fucking hell
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. He's a interior designer. Bro, what the fuck is this shit? Matons life map? What? What? What are you Googling right now, Pobs? You know how you get, I was just checking my email and you know how you get like, um,
Speaker: random updates about
Speaker: don't allow LinkedIn to email me though. So she definitely said it to not allow me to, but, uh, it was showing me that, um, someone who used to work for the company who was quite influential and then left that their new business is Matans life map.
Speaker: Oh, we can't. No, I know what you're talking about now. Fuck. What the fuck is that? Some fucking stupid ass thing. He asked me to help beta test that. What the fuck? And I said that I would. What is that?
Speaker: But then I but then I got I got kind of second second thoughts about it quite like influential What the fuck does that mean because like? Yeah, you can put it up. I'll give you enough context clues that you'll know So he asked me to help that is that's awesome he sent me the like You know the like pre
Speaker: launch you know like where you have to download the app from like a sketchy link and an app and iPhones like hey this isn't an authorized app like don't do it yeah and then I was thinking more about it because he and he and I used to you know talk about like you know shit he did when he was like in Mossad and stuff like that and likes and like oh he must be fired up right now there's
Speaker: There's this famous computer virus called Stuxnet, S -T -U -X -N -E -T, and it was an Israeli government and United States government joint project to try and disable Iran's nuclear weapons program, but nobody at the time knew it. It was just a virus that spread through email, like those viruses back in the day where it'd be like, the I love you virus or whatever, like these worms and stuff.
Speaker: And this Stuxnet infected like tens of millions of computers and did nothing. And so went, you know, so long without ever being discovered. And the reason was because the coding of Stuxnet was specifically to infect a very specific operating system created by Siemens that only... Pause. ...runs. Yeah. That only runs
Speaker: Centrifuges for refining Plutonium yeah uranium what the fuck is this?
Speaker: So basically the only way, so all of the, so these operating systems are trying to stop Iran basically from getting nuclear weapons. Yeah. So the operating systems that run like the centrifuges for refining uranium, they're obviously all air gapped. Like they're not connected to the internet. You can't hack into them. So the only way they could, you know,
Speaker: I guess you could get in there by having an actual spy infiltrate the Iranian government and work their way into this uranium refinement program and then sabotage it, but that person's probably not getting out alive.
Speaker: The idea they had was like, hey, if we can just get this virus on basically every device in the world, at some point, some fucking idiot is going to plug a thumb drive into his computer and then later plug that thumb drive into this Siemens operating system that runs these uranium centrifuges. And they were fucking right. It worked.
Speaker: technician in Iran did that exact thing and you know obviously they can it didn't permanently disable it but temporarily disabled their nuclear weapon weapons program and so like no one knew what Stuxnet was for until that happened but anyway we used to talk about that kind of thing and then I got thinking I was like because we were going through all the company stuff and
Speaker: And I was like, he's actually smart enough to, you know, engineer this app, this sketchy app to like,
Speaker: you know, track my email or do, you know, some sketchy shit. And I was like, I wanna believe that he wouldn't, but I also don't know that he wouldn't if it meant that he could get some like insider information about what's happening with his money, with his stocks or shares and stuff. So probably more like, anyway, fuck. You know, allegedly tell how much for equity in this thing.
Speaker: So, so all that is to say that I said I was going to help beta test his app and then got in my head about it and was like, ah, that's probably a bad idea and then never actually did. Call him up. Tell him to do it. Yeah. For how much equity? Well, now it's, now it's out of beta launch. So now there's already a millionaire again. Yeah. God damn it. I want to be a millionaire.
Speaker: You just got to already have millions of dollars. Yeah, I know. What if you have $500? What if you have a thousand there? Yeah. I mean, I think you could you could turn that into like Zimbabwe currency and have, you know, probably even billions of Zimbabwe dollars. That's so funny. So what does the app do? Is it just show who's in your family tree or something?
Speaker: Uh, so it's a... It's like a dream board or something. No. What the fuck? What the hell? I'm gonna get in trouble. Uh, it is a, it is a very simplified, so there's a lot of apps like this. It is a very, this one is a very simplified, um, you know, place that you can put the critical information that your next of kin would need to know if you died. So like,
Speaker: Oh, okay. If you download this app, you can push in. I don't trust a fucking app to hold that for me. You can put in who you want to be informed or who you want to have access to this information. You can set it to automatically email them or whatever. And you basically just say, like, here's, you know, Bank of America, here's my passwords. Oh, great. Fidelity, investing, here's my passwords. You know, that sort of thing.
Speaker: There's a lot like it. I mean, there's the hook that, at least as I understood it from when, you know, we were talking about it, was that like, there's a lot that have a lot of fluff to them, you know, that make it basically hard to find the information you need. And this was really intentionally stripped down to just like, here's the critical information that you would need to, you know, deal with a lot of this stuff. And I'll say like as, you know,
Speaker: somebody who lost a parent. That shit can be really frustrating, difficult to track down. How the fuck am I supposed to trust an app with all this stuff? Oh, no, I agree. I mean, I didn't obviously didn't download it. I just have a piece of paper hidden somewhere in my room that has all that written on it. Hopefully someone finds it. You can do that with Apple now. It just is like next to Ken sharing and you set up what you want to alert.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'm sure there's more to it now because like that was my understanding of what it was when it was still very early in development and maybe they've since added more features or made more things. Like I don't know what the fuck a life map is. So maybe there's more to it than that. But alert the lead DJ for lead MC of BC boys. Yeah. He will know everything. Yeah. So, um, fuck. Well,
Speaker: It's okay, you can say anything. We're basically undercover on here. No one... Yeah, I'm not. No one listens to that. We have a small, 20 plus subscriber base that is dedicated and whoever else listens to it and doesn't download it, you're useless to us until you're downloading it. That's true. If you're listening and you don't subscribe, you're a trash person. Yes.
Speaker: Um, no, I'm actually just messing around. I'm sure it's fine. All of a sudden you're just gonna hear like a fucking flashbang go off and a window shatter and Jared's a part of them? Yeah, that's right. I'm listening to everything you said. Dog's barking. My program's totally not lame.
Speaker: out there, you're gonna need this now. Hopefully you signed up, you fucking bitch. This game is the best program. Yeah, we too. Totally. It's totally not malware. We can put your piece of paper in a blender with your roommate's magic cards. I threw your piece of paper away, how does it feel? Is there any other funny people on LinkedIn that we all know that's having a... I mean, that's pretty much like
Speaker: Yeah, that was kind of like the best possible. It's a very natural segue. What the fuck is this shit like? Any other fucking people having some some great ideas like that? And I have to look, is there a little boss still fucking being a bitch on there? He doesn't have a job yet. Let's see.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I forgot that his name's not Jared. I don't even know how the fuck you spell it. Glad he didn't dox him. Um, maybe me and him are our friends on here. Cause I don't see any of his shit unless he deleted it. I'm not clicking it. Cause he'll be able to see that I clicked it, but he's still on there.
Speaker: Maybe he deleted me. I like this dude too powerful. It's too influential. You'll be shocked to learn that his title remains. This save? Independent Management Consultant. Which means he even took like the specialist out of that and just he's just a management consultant, which is literally
Speaker: Which is a meaningless phrase. I could be one of those. Anyone could be a management consultant. Like the fact that you are a management consultant means you were bad at management because you could make more as as a high level manager than you. Now we're putting the pieces together.
Speaker: Um, Elon, if we have this, like, you're, you're not doing anything. You don't mind if we push this meeting until seven o 'clock here or something. Yeah. I mean, that's when I was planning on fucking going back to my apartment and eating a bunch of food and going to sleep. But yeah, sure. He can't even, he can't even get like a regular manager job now.
Speaker: He actually said that shit to me one time. He was like, since you're living in this city by yourself and you don't have any friends here, you don't mind if we push this meeting. That was the subtext was the second part. Weird thing to say to somebody. He did say, since you're living in the city by yourself, you don't mind if we push the meeting. I was like, dude. You don't need to say that, dude. There's a lot of things that I could do in that time.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean I feel like it says more about him also where it's like That you could possibly that you would resign yourself. You just like lonely sadness. Yeah like Instead of you know, I'd be fucking tearing it up instead of me and getting off of work at three o 'clock He fucking is like, you know what? I want a meeting. I want a meeting at seven It's like dude, you could you could you getting off work three hours earlier than all these ghost people?
Speaker: He's a fucking guy. We gotta send him some pizza soon. Yeah, we do. Who else gives you $1 .72 that we haven't before? Um... Um... I mean, I can think of a couple. Right. Homeboy in Connecticut probably could benefit from a pizza or two. Who the fuck is that? Uh... You can put it in the chat. How does a chat function?
Speaker: Who the fuck lives in Connecticut? Mack Jones? Oh, hell yeah. But for him, it wouldn't even affect on me, just be like, yeah, whatever, I probably ordered this. Yeah, he might be like, this rules. Yeah, true. That's not a bad point. Send it to Mack Jones' house now that we have his address.
Speaker: hmm allegedly you suck fuck pizza just keep showing up at my parents house
Speaker: Uh, damn. That's actually not a bad idea. Instead of to Mack Jones's house? Yeah. I mean, he sucks. He fucking sucks. Oh my god. It's not illegal to send pizza to people's houses. No, it's not at all. Especially if you paid for it. That's true. The fucking teams are terrible. What are you - It's not even fun to watch football on Sunday anymore. How's your fantasy team doing? Um, shh. For to win three, I think. Same here.
Speaker: Uh, the items keeps not showing up. My, I started off strong, two consecutive wins and then a week, a week showing the last three weeks. Yeah. There's no running backs in this fucking goddamn draft this year. Hmm. Yeah. And when a pretty mixed bag of disappointment.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, just seems like some of these dudes who were actually pretty good last year, now that their teams are just generally bad, they're just terrible. Yeah, I tried to not draft people on bad things, but it's tough.
Speaker: Like I got Waller. He's fucking terrible. Fucking last year was pretty good. This year is fucking terrible, but his team's terrible. Yeah. I think he had another soft tissue injury today too at practice. So he's done great.
Speaker: Or like I have, um, Stevenson for the Patriots and he's been okay. We'll done this last week. They played so bad. He's having a terrible, unbelievable. They're going to run the ball a lot though. This coming, uh, I guess the Raiders, he'll bounce back. But yeah, his, he went from like two, two yards after contact this year, dudes are last year to 0 .2 yards after contact. He is horrible. Terrible.
Speaker: Well, this, this last weekend was probably the worst football game I've ever watched. I turned it off. Yeah. I, uh.
Speaker: I don't understand how you'd shut out at home. I have to I love I have to stream obviously like the Fucking middle and Austin radio sports on the app, but I love it so much how much they're just lunatics They are ferocious. I'm like, how does Mac Jones? like yeah, I know he probably doesn't listen to that stuff obviously because he's a professional athlete, but Dude, I was thinking like
Speaker: I'll say to my wife like, how does he even like fucking do anything without just - Oh bro, all that. Yeah, exactly. He's just got, uh... You suck, Mack Jones! He goes, F. Wilson. Fuck. Zach Wilson's having a way better year than Mack Jones. Oh yeah, he is. That's a little fucking dire of all our - Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: He's terrible, fucking... For whatever reason, the Bills can't be Jacksonville. Yeah, that was fucked up. I thought that was an easy win. Me too. I was pumped on that game. He's terrible. Fucking arms. Yeah. Also, Belichick must be just having a rough, rough couple weeks. Got broken up with this year. He's a terrible team.
Speaker: Bowling League was trying to tell me that they think they think that from a reliable source that Robert Kraft's kid is actually Jimmy G's kid.
Speaker: What? That Jimmy G was banging Kraft's wife. Dead wife? Alive. What? Wait, she has a kid? How young is the kid? Hang on, maybe I'm saying the wrong person. This is already a crazy take. Let's see. I mean, Myra Kraft died in what, like 2010?
Speaker: Whenever that was. You think he doesn't have any new wife? Uh, does he? I thought he was already dating. I thought he was just getting age shits. From like, uh...
Speaker: Are you gently whispering? Yeah, he just whispered at you. I'm freaked out. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Lander gave birth to a child in fall of 2017 while there was speculation that Kraft was the father he denied paternity of the child when the birth was announced in 2018 and then their relationship ended. So the rumor is that Garoppolo was banging his wife and that's why they just abruptly let him go.
Speaker: Yeah, Black Sports Online has an article from May 6, 2022. Insane rumor that Patriots traded Jimmy Garoppolo because he got owner Robert Kraft's girlfriend, Ricky Noland, are pregnant. What? Is it called Black Sports? It's called BlackSportsOnline .com.
Speaker: That rules. That rules. This is a reputable publication, fellas. That's awesome. Let's see what Ricky Noll looks like. Yeah, she ain't bad. She ain't bad. It makes more sense.
Speaker: doesn't look like pictures of them together. The kid looked like Jimmy G because he's pretty pretty obvious if it if it is. Hmm, we could go deeper. Why would you get here's a website called side action.
Speaker: That also says that there was a rumor that Patriots traded Jimmy G because he knocked up Robert Kraft's girlfriend. Well, so I would say Ricky Nolander is pretty white. Yeah. Mm hmm. And Robert Kraft. Pretty white. Really white man. Jimmy, a white dude, but a but a darker white dude. Is he white? Who? Am I gonna get
Speaker: Yes. Robert Kraft? Radula. Oh, no. Yeah, he's just super Italian. He's like an Italian. He's from Chicago. Got that Italian. So if I Google Ricky Noland or Baby. Robert Kraft's all pissed off right now, too. Inconclusive. Huh.
Speaker: Uh, actually I can't tell some of these pictures. The lighting could be lighting trickery. I don't know who cares. Yeah. He's just white. He's mostly Italian, but then Polish and German. Yeah. He's yeah. Yes. Hmm.
Speaker: I mean, I guess I like that rumor. Yeah, that's hilarious. Let me tell you something. For real, the first one was like, you know why Jimmy G's not not there anymore? And I was like, I don't know, because he got traded. And she's like, Yeah, but why?
Speaker: She goes, I have it on very reliable source that he was banging Kraft's girlfriend. Did you ask who the reliable source is? I should have. My daughter's brother is a custodian at Gillette. So funny. You know, when somebody's like kind of drunk and they're talking to you and you're just trying to get out of the conversation? Yes. Of course, that's how I felt, right?
Speaker: Like, hey, whatever. Fucking crazy. What's the, well, that's crazy. What's the update on that guy that's getting fired? Um...
Speaker: Oh, from Rob's work? Yes. Seems like he's gonna finish out the year. Oh, he's still sticking by it. Are they gonna give him a second chance if he does a good job? Fuck no. If they do, that's insane. If they do, I don't give a shit because I'm only there a few hours a week, but if they do, that's insane. That's insane. They might, he might think that, but
Speaker: Yeah, he did his big project by himself yesterday. Then he sent a picture of it at the end of the day to like the group chat that has her boss in it and boss just didn't reply. Okay, well that's, that's fucking cold. Dude, it's about like, I don't know, four or five hours by himself working on something. That is pretty cold.
Speaker: I'm gonna reply to it. Yeah, whatever. Probably the craziest thing about Mac Jones. What'd you say? You give it the thumbs up at least. Yeah, I sent him the money bag. Not the craziest thing about Mac Jones. His middle name is McCorkle. No, that's his first name.
Speaker: Michael McCorkle Jones. Oh, I thought it was McCorkle Michael Joe. Maybe I got it in reverse. He's like, uh, Mark Horkle Cullen. That's right. Um, it's probably crazier things, but he's, he's, he's got a McCorkle face, I guess is what I'm saying.
Speaker: You got to really go by there tomorrow, man. Uh, allegedly. It's fucking free country, man. I think, I think that was true, except when it's like, this is a private road, access to residents only. That's just a sign. I know. I agree. I agree. And I did it already, but also, I dunno.
Speaker: I haven't really a life, dude. I have a plan. I already won. Wasn't worth playing pizza dough Amazon. So yeah, I was gonna be a, you know, like a private courier delivering something. Don't just say your Amazon. Is there a booth that you have to go through? Then you're then they're like, where's your and all the Amazon guys have a like a little black and blue polo. Where's your black and blue polo? That's what I would do. Maybe you say you're an Uber driver. Uber driver might work. They'd be like to go through a booth to get in.
Speaker: Uh, no, I was worried about that, but no. The stage name? There's no gate or anything. Full five in the morning and see if he pulls out to go to practice.
Speaker: I just parked at the end of the street with the fucking binoculars. You could park at the end of the street and see when he drives out. That is true. I could do that, but also sick. There's a lot of houses. It's a long, it's a private street, but it's a long street. No, I'm saying at the end of the private road, right? There's only one way out, I assume. There is only one way out, but it's... What's the street called again?
Speaker: I wouldn't. I'll type it. Type it in, dude. I got a Google Street view of this.
Speaker: Ah, hell yeah. Identify yourself. You talk! It'll be fine. Just to say that out loud, it's so funny. You fucking talk, dude. I know. Hey, I got some pizzas for you. Yeah, I know it's 5 .30 in the morning, but I had some pizzas. Shit.
Speaker: What, dude? Wow, this street is intense. My picture of Mortadella on a pizza. That sounds terrible. This street is super - Fuck off, that sounds amazing. Doesn't Mortadella have like pistachios and shit in it? Not necessarily. Mortadella's just like adult baloney. Street? Oh wow, there's a country club at the end of this room? Yes, there is. Dude, yeah, you could - this house, this street's ballin', dude.
Speaker: I used to live on the other side of that small green private roadside, dude
Speaker: You could easily just say, hey, I never fucking didn't even see that, my bad. I know. I'm not actually worried about it, guys. You're worried about it, bro. I already drove there at fucking 11 o 'clock at night. Party outside of it by five in the morning. It's easy, dude. Black Lives Matter. Hey, I got brochures. You're good to go. I know, fine. You can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. Oh, man, you got that, dude.
Speaker: The highway. How far of a commute is it to the Gillette Stadium? It's not that bad. Oh, yep. That's it, dude. I matched the fence to. Defense is the exact one on Instagram. Yep. Yep. And he probably drives that black Ford in the driveway. Probably a Raptor.
Speaker: This is the, this is what we podcast about guys. Come on now. There's a nice roundabout at the end, dude. You're good Jared. Oh, I know. I'm not worried. It was just dry. When I drove by on Sunday night, it was, it was just dark. There wasn't any point in trying to take pictures. All right. He uses his garage. That's good.
Speaker: Damn, I didn't know this house was, these houses are so balling. There's a fucking sheriff's jail down the street. He doesn't even have the nicest house on that street. Well, I mean, he sucks. Yeah, no shit. Look at this one that's being built. I bet fucking, uh. House will fit in that garage. Someone, someone that's actually successful in their career has a bigger house on that street.
Speaker: Crafts a big hater dude. He said he's gonna he's open to firing Bill Belichick. What? Yeah, he did not say that. So it's CBS sports .com. So no way. I've got it on a very reliable source. That Belichick is banging. Banging crowd. Wow. I see it. Um,
Speaker: I will say that that jail is very not noticeable. You wouldn't know it's there if you didn't see it from the sky. I wonder if my house still exists. The Robert Kraft doesn't have the balls. Look at that. They put a basketball. I agree with you. Half -core basketball on the driveway. Oh, and they put solar panels on the roof?
Speaker: And Mac Jones's house? No, my old house. I used to live on the other side of the golf course from him. Oh, you're very keen in this area. You live there. Why do you hate solar panels? I don't hate solar panels. Holy shit, that's a nice house. So why do you hate solar panels? This is my old, uh,
Speaker: There's a mall in this house, JC. High school. JC from 12 to college. You used to live at 572 Winter Street Road? No. That's not the right one. Nice. You had the Stonewall. Stonewall's sick, dude. Yeah. Right at the, right at the greens, you could see the green 17 off.
Speaker: Oh, bro, they used to fuckin' chip him in our yard all the time. How? That is a terrible shot. I know. What the fuck? I know. Fuckin' shanked him right into our front fuckin' yard every day.
Speaker: Damn, that pool is nice. Pool there? Yep. Yeah, it was all there. How about the B -ball quarter? That was new. I mean, we were all... Just a B -ball hoop in the driveway, right? Yeah. Yeah. Um... You had that extended garage? Oh, yeah. Nice. Pretty smart garage. Do you have cars in there?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, all three garage, I mean family of seven, all three garage spots and then a couple in the driveway. You had the same driveway too? Same driveway. You had the cars in the driveway? That was our car. No, no, no. Same mailbox? Uh, no, that's a new mailbox.
Speaker: My mom always did like custom look like weird as fuck. Uh, didn't we drive by your old? Yeah, we drove by it one time when we were on the way back from Florida. Oh, that's true. I took a weird ass way. Yeah. We got out and went up and knocked on the door and we were like, Hey, do you mind if we come in and see it? Like we used to live here. Shut the fuck up. The guy was like, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker: And then we shit in the, we upper decorate all the bathroom. He laid down. He took a nap. Oh, I used to sleep here. Just started going through all the drawers. All my clothes used to be in here. That's crazy. All you know is mining through all these reports about Robert crack through bullshit.
Speaker: Uh, Robert Kraft, what about him? That he's firing Bill Belichick? Yeah, he would never do that. All these things are just made up stories. You sound nervous. Nah, man. What's there to be nervous about? We're like pre -2000s patriots again. It means nothing. Yeah, it's all normal. No, we're just back to being like the fucking cowboys. Who cares what we do? Cowboys are fucking nice.
Speaker: I wish we could be the Cowboys. Dan, this is real close then, dude. Oh, yeah. We were over your neighborhood. I said, this is my house. What is it you'd like here in July? You didn't answer that. 20 minutes? Oh, it's not bad. 20 to 30, depending on what route one traffic's like. It depends.
Speaker: There's like a Taylor Swift concert at Gillette. Good hour. I drove through the Taylor Swift concert one time and it took me an hour to go from the one side of Gillette to the other. Jesus Christ. That was the most upset I've ever been.
Speaker: I was leaving the country club after like a fucking 12 hour day and I was driving back to Boston fucking drove right into it. And I was like, wow, this is, this is fucking unbelievable. It's almost as bad as shooting in 25. So like trying to get through the Sumner tunnel, right? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Yeah, it's on their tunnel. All right, guys, give out your shout outs here. Okay, pops you go first. Hmm. Dream boards.
Speaker: Shout out BAM free BAM Marjaro. He locked up? Yeah, what's going on? No, he's just sober now. Yeah. Is he a friend? Or is he still? No, he's actually he's like, has to be sober by the court or else he goes to jail. Oh, that's a good way. That finally I mean, listen, sometimes you just need a motivation. He's got a new girlfriend. Post about the Florida shuffle. He's doing all right. What's the Florida shuffle?
Speaker: It's like where you get sent to a rehab and then you just keep going to rehab. Okay. Yeah. Shout out to, uh, shout out to the number 25. Oh, good one. Oh, and 25. It'll get better. Only, only way up from here is up. Yep. Can't get really worse than that.
Speaker: If I shoot worse than that, I'm just going to quit. Jared? Oh, uh, mmm. Uh, br br br baby. Shout out Jimmy G's, a legitimate child. Yep. Uh, well, whatever. That kid's probably doing fine. Yeah. Shout out, uh,
Speaker: Shout out. What's her face? Nicky. Ricky. Nicky Ricky. Shout out. Mack Jones. Mack Jones. Y 'all get better. All right. Bye. Bye. Odd. Bye guys. That's it. We're done. We're.
Speaker: We like, we like to want it.
