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NTK317C - TKnical Difficulties ft. TK's Dad pt3
65 Plays2 years ago
Noodles giggles in delight as he does his best to expose TKs past as a child and get chummy with TKs papa. In the Patreon the guys play answer the internet TK vs his papahhh
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Transcript
Technical Difficulties and Intro
00:00:00
Speaker
And we're back from technical difficulties. We're going to have to install a button for that. Paco.
Paco vs TK: Softball Rivalry
00:00:08
Speaker
Yes. True or false. You are a more accomplished softball player than TK. Out. Sure. So is that a true? Yeah, hell yeah.
00:00:25
Speaker
Oh, he's got medals. He's got medals. So, so he was trying to be nice. He was trying to be like, he didn't want to say true, but he knows the technical difficulties are starting to make me like I'm going to murder everybody in the house.
Switching to Patreon: Serious Questions
00:00:41
Speaker
He's worried I was going to end it. Yeah. It's your turn. Uh, TK for some difficulties on your end. Yeah, for sure. Are we dealing with true and false?
00:00:51
Speaker
Yeah, we can be. We got about, let's see. About a half hour? About a half hour left tops, and then we switched to Patreon. Hey. That's when the real questions come. Yeah. These are the softball questions, but we still got to make them interesting. I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it.
Childhood Baseball Memories
00:01:09
Speaker
Who is a better baseball player? I don't know. Well, I made an all-star team at 10 years old. All right, how about you, TK?
00:01:21
Speaker
I played a lot of baseball. Just all star teams. Oh, for sure. Just never saw my dad there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you weren't good enough. What should we play? It is hard to watch them when they're not very good. Any state championships? No. Yes. Oh. As a 10 year old?
Paco's Softball Achievements
00:01:50
Speaker
Oh, he's talking baseball. Oh, yeah. No. No, you're a national champion in softball. Oh, you're an Olympic champion. Yeah. Which is even, I guess that's world champion. Wouldn't that be Olympic? Paralympic champion is the old man Olympics. Well, I mean, it's still Olympics, right? I mean, while you're playing the same age guys that you are. So could you beat a beer league team?
00:02:18
Speaker
with, with your, with your Olympic winning team, like a beer league team in their thirties. They don't like, they don't like to play us. Yes. We do. We hold our own. Do you get to use your same bats? We do. They don't. Yeah. I bet they don't like that then. Well, it makes it more equal. They, I mean, they're faster. They're, you know,
00:02:42
Speaker
Those guys are bringing like, yeah, beer league, they're bringing like wood bats and shit. Yeah. They're bringing real bad. They got that. You trip bass. They got the, yeah, those guys are bringing like bomb bats and they're wearing cut off shorts. Yeah. Well, he's talking beer league, like, well, we, yeah, we could beat those pretty bad.
Intensity of Softball
00:03:04
Speaker
You destroy those guys. Yeah. We score 27 runs a game. You'd make those guys look like.
00:03:12
Speaker
Pussy's. Yeah. Well, they scored 21 the game. It's because guys forget what they're doing. Well, we, our guys hit it so hard that the pitcher wears a face mask and catcher gear. Uh, the short seven third baseman are wearing face mask and fill the mass. Those guys have to wear them just because they're afraid. The third baseman has to wear a face mask. Doesn't have to, but I mean, you're hitting line drives like a hundred and 10 off the bat.
00:03:40
Speaker
I'd say more than that. Yeah. Plus, I mean, plus they're old guys are like half to, or they can't get their arms up. Plus our bases are only like 65 feet. So you're that you're a lot closer. How, what, what are the offenses? What's the dimensions? 300. Typical then. Yeah. Typical 300 footers. Okay.
Father-Son Relationships
00:04:03
Speaker
That's all softball. They're similar to 325, but most of them are 300.
00:04:09
Speaker
Wow. This is interesting. Yeah, it is. TK is proud of you. He tells me all the time. He has trouble with that, but yes. He's a manly man. Manly man. I tell you. I tell you when you suck.
00:04:34
Speaker
Oh, for sure. Yeah, you got it. You got to be. It's tough love. That's what that is. But I have real talk. I mean, who wants to make you want to make you make you want to succeed? Yeah. You want to be better. Murder you while you sleep. At least you didn't do it. It's the only way I could do it, I'm sure. It's the only way he knew he knew how to father
Open Conversations with Fathers
00:04:57
Speaker
you is is with better than I got fathered. Yeah. 1950s father.
00:05:05
Speaker
It's military, baby. I like my shit. We had a lot of real talks, a lot of open talks. I mean, all the stuff that you probably wouldn't be able to talk to your dad about. Yeah. Pretty fair. Yeah. Like drugs and stuff. Maybe that a little bit back in the day, but he would guide me. He would guide me. Yeah. That's the only time he calls when he needs a little guidance.
00:05:30
Speaker
Yeah, true. Um, that's a lot of pulling a bunch of type stuff and kind of is we don't talk a lot anymore. Um, I'm busy. You're busy. Uh, but like a lot of stuff, I mean, that maybe kids wouldn't want to tell their parents. I mean, we, there's really truth all the time. I mean, there's really nothing that I had to not be able to tell, you know, most parents, you can't tell them everything. I kind of tell you everything.
00:05:55
Speaker
Yeah, and that's the way I wonder where you guys could, you know, I mean, I'm going to listen to your side and judge by what
Emotional Moments in Friendship
00:06:04
Speaker
I hear. You played a song for him one time that made him cry. This is the best podcast of your life, isn't it? It is. I want to remember which one. It was the Cats in the Cradle one or the Queen's Wreck one.
00:06:20
Speaker
No, the one in the car, like after my divorce. Oh, the, uh, 45. No, simple man. Yeah. Simple man. Yeah. Their last, right. Yeah. You kind of think he did it on purpose just to make me cry. I liked it. I want you to, I want you to listen to this. I'm like, okay. Oh, I did it. Yeah, that is true. And then I was just like, oh, all right. Thanks man. That made me feel terrible.
00:06:47
Speaker
But it brought perspective, right? It was nice. Still not very simple. Yeah. Well, life ain't simple. Yes, that did happen. And I think he was like, he can wipe my tear and tasted it. Yeah. He wanted to see what defeat tasted like because he didn't experience that. He's like Chuck Norris. I couldn't even let him beat me at anything.
Competitive Nature of Paco and TK
00:07:12
Speaker
We were competitive.
00:07:14
Speaker
Yes, I actually hear that from people around me now like what's why is your dad always competing like I don't know he can't stop Right and to be fair Paco TK is the exact he's just like you. I know he is he wants to compete with everything That is a competition for him. Oh, I know We're competing against other podcasters, right?
00:07:43
Speaker
No, you're competing against me. Oh, yes. Oh, this is just the way it is. Well, well, competition or just defeating you. Defeating me, putting me down, you know, in my place. I love you. All right. All right. How does that make you feel, Jason? Oh, you're the one. So many fucking edits. You're fired. How does that make me feel, Paco? Yeah. And putting you down.
00:08:11
Speaker
Oh, it makes me feel like, um, I'm not respected. Remember when we talked about, we roast the people we love. You're part of the group. Okay. You're in baby. I know. I, you roasted me, uh, Paco, when we were working in the Florida once. Uh, never. I was pushing the cart. All right. I did. Well, I, uh,
00:08:39
Speaker
the whole subway thing. Fords. I love Fords, by the way. Anyway. Yeah, I was I was walking ahead of you. You were behind me. I think you were like looking at the map or something. And suddenly you yell out and you're like, you walk like you have a stick up your ass. I was like, I was like, yeah, I have a club foot. I was born with my foot backwards. And that felt bad.
00:09:07
Speaker
I just, when he told me that, I thought it was funny. He really, really advertises that ass. He does. He swings that son of a bitch. Yeah, I have no choice. Now we know that, but back then, he's a little off. I have to show my ass.
00:09:36
Speaker
Like a dog in heat, just shaking it. Look at me. I liked working with you. I miss those times. I don't. Yeah. I do not. I miss my dad. I don't miss working with him. Yeah. Don't blame me. No, those were good times. Except the one time. Going to his bedroom, hotel room.
00:10:04
Speaker
He LeBron James baby powder in his own ass. It's everywhere. Like he throws it on the ground. So if you walk in people, you know, somebody came in his room. Oh, he told me the benefits of it for sure. Many times.
00:10:16
Speaker
Many. I think he does sell it to all the young guys like, you got to get this for your ass. So like, I don't have any problems that you're gonna. Yeah. If you, if you do this long enough, you will have swamp ass. Well, Noodle has that problem. Yeah, swamp ass or, you know, shit sticking to the side of your leg. Yeah. You know what? My saggy balls. They do like to stick to my legs. Exactly. They won't. A little powder. Look, his room looks like Scarface.
00:10:46
Speaker
Yeah, it's a powder. It smells good. Yeah, before I put my feet in a shoe. It does smell good. It does smell good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't roll it in. You smell like a baby.
00:10:57
Speaker
I feel like a baby. Well, I thought it was Gold Bond, right? Yeah, I don't use the Johnson crap. Gold Bond is terrible. If you have any issues, throw Gold Bond on. You might as well just light your dick on fire. What? Well, fuck, I ain't got fucking sores. No, if you have any kind of, like, if it's been, if you're, like, chafed up, that will burn the shit out of you. You're chafed up because you haven't used the shit. Well, you can't, it's too late at that point. You have to live through it. Yeah, now you got to just die, yeah.
00:11:26
Speaker
We had two new guys. They're down in Florida and you're checking her ball sack. Yeah. I was like, let me see your sack and see how you're doing to the bathroom. We'll make sure it's like, not like mine.
00:11:37
Speaker
But like they're walking around towards the end of the day noodle towards the end of the day, they started taking like big steps and stuff. And you can tell they're kind of shaking their balls down. Exactly. And it's like, what's going on, dude? They're like, nothing. Like, bro, what's going on? Like, how in the fuck do you guys do this? Like, oh, after a while, your balls become like football leather. Yeah, they do. That is true. Or you put her up. I didn't realize.
00:12:05
Speaker
Here's, here's a tip for, for people out there. I didn't really, wow. Like Astroglide. Yeah, dude. I'm almost, I go faster during the day. He likes it. Um, I realized if, cause I, I always shaved my balls, but wow. There was a time when I didn't and they were extremely hairy. And when they're hairy like that, they don't, they don't stick as easily. Well, you know, look, you get some
00:12:35
Speaker
distance between. Yeah, you're that you're. Yeah. Fucking wet. Yeah. Skin of skins is sweat. Yeah. So if you shave your balls, that's fine. Just you're going to have to gold bond it. So do you shave balls, dad? No. You'd have to get help with that. No, they just. You could probably throw your balls on the counter. You could throw them onto the side of his leg and just shave his, you know, right there on his leg. He just throws them on the counter and he's like, let me get these.
00:13:09
Speaker
That's awesome. I touched a few counters. What's funny is all I get pictures of your balls look like a tarantula. Are they brown and hairy? Do they have that kind of fur? No, no. I'm a light hare. I'm talking about you noodles. Oh, why? Why mine? You said yours is all hairy. That's all I get pictures. It's a weird tarantula ballsack dude.
00:13:32
Speaker
Like remember one of those dolls back in the day had like velvet hair on its head? Maybe something like that. Oh, it's definitely not like that. I wish it was. Velvet? That'd be awesome. Everybody would try to like touch it. Yeah, it'd be like monkey balls. Yeah, I would move mine so I could change the color of it. You can kind of comb it. Don't you get itchy balls when you shave it? Yeah, after a while. Not right away. Right away? Oh, beautiful.
00:13:59
Speaker
Oh, so you're walking around fucking itching. Go that crab. That dude's got crabs. No. That fucking itching all night. They got cameras in the places we work. You know that, right? That's embarrassing. They're going to see me smell my hands. Exactly. Oh, that fart was good. Now I just touch my balls and smell my hands like it's good. Yeah. Mine smell like noodles. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Like eating up noodles. You are. You are.
00:14:30
Speaker
No, no meat. Just a very noodle-y smell. He said no meat. No meat, all balls. He said no mane, not low mane. He said no mane. Yeah, yeah. Very low mane. My balls are low mane. Low mane. Really low mane. They're really low mane. All my friends. Low mane. Low mane. Oh, I have a question for you Paco. Are you going to work forever? Or are you ever going to retire?
00:15:00
Speaker
You just talked about that today. Just talked about it. It's slowing down the summer and let me play a little extra ball. Nice. If I wait to retire until you're 70, I get an extra 700 bucks on my chicks. That'll be nice. You can give that away when you're on 71 and dead. Jesus. What's the oldest you can play competitive ball? 75.
00:15:28
Speaker
Oh, so you still be able to play too. Yeah. How many ambulances show up to your guys's like league per week? We're pretty good with no ambulance. Right. The guys to play in are pretty healthy. I've got a couple of 75 year olds. They're not like running by anybody, but they hold their own. They're good hitters. They don't hit the ball hard, but they hit it where nobody is.
00:15:48
Speaker
Yeah, that's what you gotta do. I picture them running bases like the old dude on Family Guy. Those guys do run like that and people still get nervous to try to throw them out. I hit a double crease. They think they're going to see that, but that's basically they, they get competitive. Then they got those guys, those guys, you don't play competitive at that age, but at 75, you don't. Yeah. Well, they do.
00:16:18
Speaker
But the guys we play with don't, I'm playing a competitive on it. And then I, a draft league where they just draft players. Oh, gotcha. Okay. And those players aren't very good. I do have a question for you. Yep. You've listened to a lot of these podcasts. What do you think about, what are your thoughts of these podcasts that we put out?
Podcast Feedback and Boundaries
00:16:43
Speaker
I don't know. I think, uh, they're decent.
00:16:49
Speaker
Definitely people want to listen to them because they are funny and sometimes you go a little over the edge, but I think that's the whole purpose. That's the plan.
00:16:57
Speaker
I think the most honest thing he said there is they were decent. That's because like, even if he loves it, he realized if it was just you on this, he was like, it's pretty good, dude. He thought he realized it was me asking the question. He's like, I could do better if I had a podcast of my own. I didn't say that. That's why he wants to be honest. Like, I want to show how much funnier I am. I think Noodles kind of pushes the show along. I did tell you early in the podcast you guys were doing.
00:17:27
Speaker
that he had a knack for that. And, you know, you're pretty good at the one-liners and the comeback. So it gets play off of each other pretty well. He is our glue and our- I do give you fodder. He's our bus driver. Yeah. I'm the bus driver that just throws fodder at you. The little engine that could. Yeah, you're my fodder. You have two fodders on this show. There you go.
00:17:58
Speaker
So, no, no, no, let me ask one more. Well, how many of you listened to you? Be honest. Uh, fully through, uh, probably three, but well, I listened to back from the airport because the daughters always get them on. She listens to every one of them over and over, even the one she's already listened to. Nice. We have a ton new ones out. Let her know. Yeah. Yeah. If they're out, she's seen them.
00:18:24
Speaker
A couple episodes ago I upset TK and I said his mom makes dry turkey. Oh, that's terrible. I know. He's kind of right, but he should be saying that. Well, he was trying to figure out why he doesn't like turkey.
Thanksgiving Food Debate
00:18:41
Speaker
He hates turkey. Who don't? You don't like turkey? No. What?
00:18:48
Speaker
But what do you make for my birthday when you make me stuff? Do you remember? Barbecue baked beans. Yep. They're phenomenal. They are good, aren't they? I mean, your birthday is not on Thanksgiving, though. It's close. Sometimes it is. Sometimes it is. It has landed on it before. Oh, nice. And neither one of you like turkey. No. I smoked it. Maybe that's why I don't like it. It was a little moister.
00:19:20
Speaker
if that's the word. Yeah, smoked turkey is supposed to be really good. Smoked turkey is supposed to be very, very good and deep fried. I ate some of that. So that was pretty good. But I don't eat a lot of it. We're more of a ham guy. Do you like to ham it up? I know. That's why the barbecue baked beans taste so good because it's kind of goes with the ham. You put bacon in them? Yes. That's the secret.
00:19:48
Speaker
Bacon, bacon, jalapenos, and a little bit of habanero. No, no brown sugar? Brown sugar, molasses. Molasses. You've asked to catch them. I'm getting hungry for baked beans right now. They're so good, dude. They're phenomenal.
00:20:06
Speaker
You know, even with all that hot stuff in there, they're not like hot to the taste. You got, it's kind of a smooth. Yeah. You turned up the heat for me on those though. Yeah.
00:20:19
Speaker
I have another true or false and you might not remember this, but it stuck with me for a long
Adolescent Discoveries
00:20:23
Speaker
time. Um, the one thing is, should we live in a pink and blue trailer? Yes. Okay. In that trailer, did you come in my room, open the door and tell me to knock it off? And I'll explain why, if you can remember that at all. Do you ever come in there and just say, knock it off? That's a hard one to remember. I'm sure I did a one time and I don't remember it. I just learned how to jizz in that, that place. Oh, how old were you? I don't remember.
00:20:49
Speaker
Had to be late middle school early. I think it was just my room smelled like just chlorine. Oh, well, at that point, it probably didn't smell like chlorine. It wasn't fresh. And that's because I kind of knew. Yeah. And I wasn't, I wasn't the best father figure in that regard as far as sex and teaching. I don't know. You're pretty open about that. Pretty, I know, but that's my point. You know, it may have.
00:21:18
Speaker
got you to where you are today because of me. Maybe, maybe. Or you could have been worse. Oh, man. I doubt that. I've normalized it for you. Maybe. But I just remember you like open the door. It's crazy. Just walking in and be like, knock it off. Yeah, I knew. I knew what was going on. I lived in a brown and white trailer and I don't think I ever jacked off in it.
00:21:45
Speaker
That's pretty early in your years though. It was like five. You do it in the next room to your grandma. She crawled in like, I know what you're doing. So you know I listen. Yep. That's a good one.
00:22:01
Speaker
That was disgusting. That was horrific to think about. Going down the hallway. Yeah, that's terrible. All I could think of is zombies, dude. Call of Duty zombies. It was hilarious because we just like, it took about 15 minutes, but finally she made it to the doorway and she's like, we're
Impact of Childhood Discipline
00:22:20
Speaker
not doing anything. Old people, you know what the hell you're doing in there. Yeah. Your mother's probably like, yeah, I don't believe you. You was in there with a girl. Get out of here. Yeah.
00:22:32
Speaker
Still and now if he was raping Hank, I could see that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that was that was that was I wasn't as early. I wasn't close with Hank at that time. I got you. All right. So unfortunately. Is there anything you want to talk about or anything you want to ask me? No, not really. It's kind of trying to move it along. You know, you'll get some. I'll throw it in or when I'm ready. So I guess I really don't know this.
00:23:03
Speaker
Uh, when, when your mom and dad split up, um, who did you live with more? Probably my mom. I lived with my dad a little for a little bit when I was in high school for a little bit. I didn't split up till late in life. I mean, off and on, but mostly late in life. Not final until high school. Yep. Yeah. They were both grown up. Yep. Okay.
00:23:29
Speaker
All right. Didn't want to leave too early, even though some people didn't think I was there. I was there. Yeah. That's what the point of this. I'm surprised we haven't talked about that more, like trying to refute some of the things I've said, like, no, fuck that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It'll come. I did get kicked. I did get kicked out of a trailer. Yeah. Yeah. I heard about that story. And then didn't I tell you it's not who you are. It's who you hang out with is how people perceive you. It's true. A lot of bikes are being stolen.
00:23:59
Speaker
Yeah. And you just got the blame unfairly. Yeah. I'll stick with that story. Yeah. Did you, did you ever spank? He wasn't the perfect kid. No. Yeah. So I, I don't know. I probably did it one time or another. That was more so like wait till dad gets home and he'd make you feel bad. Yeah. That's weird. I didn't get spanked either. And my dad, I was terrified of him.
00:24:30
Speaker
Yeah. My dad is like a more of a mental warfare. My mom slapped me around a few things before, but I'm, I pushed her to it. Right. You slapped her back. You know, you're like fucking mom. Oh, I got one. True or false. Did we have like a room that we taped football cards to the walls? Absolutely. That's like the whole, it was like wallpaper. That's where you, uh, same place you, uh, accidentally backed the car down into some things.
00:24:58
Speaker
That's true. That was a dope car. Same house. That was a dope car at one point until I got in it. Didn't have a lock on it.
Nostalgia for a 1969 Mercury Cougar
00:25:07
Speaker
Yep. Bam. Yeah, I hit a little telephone thing in the ground. Maybe a little bit of a wall. 69 Mercury Cougar. Were you jacking off at the time?
00:25:18
Speaker
Now I kept like, uh, his, something was wrong with the transmission where there wasn't a pan or something where I could switch it from no keys. I could switch it from park to neutral and stuff like that. So I would do that real fast. And I did the button to push it back to park and it rolled out of the driveway. It's a 1969 Cougar. It didn't have that option. They weren't like safety fucking for just like the old cars and shit. You could start them in gear. All you do is push the clutch in and the fucking starts the vehicle. It's weird.
00:25:48
Speaker
They, uh, they had sleeves on it. It had like fat tires on it. Yeah. Oh, like they were meant to be that way. Oh yeah. They're nice. Like dragster dragster. Fucking tires. Not dragster, but they were eight inch slicks. They weren't like 15 inches or 20 inch wide. Like the guys dug out of the fenders. Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. Then we also had a Toyota Corolla, so we're all over the place.
00:26:18
Speaker
I like the Corolla. While I was family, I couldn't have fast things and hurt people. Fair enough. I prefer the Cougar. TK heard himself enough on his own. Yeah, I am made of stitches. I'm like Frankenstein's monster.
00:26:36
Speaker
Broken bones, but that's having a good life though. You experience things. That's how you So should learn. Oh My dad is at that football game where I broke my the pickup game where I broke my collarbone No, I think he's pretty nice on that one. Oh, yeah, he was hurt. Oh
00:27:01
Speaker
Oh, well, he was hurt when he when he got smashed in the neck by a fastball. I know. But I've been through that. So I got hit in the fucking throat with a ball off the bat a little bit faster. Sorry. It probably bounced. Yeah. Hit that Adams apple of yours and just to split that softball right into. Yeah. I picked it up through the guy out and worried if I was dying or not.
00:27:32
Speaker
Yeah, TK, why couldn't you do at least that? Yeah, and then worry about that. Crawl back to the base. Probably because I'd have had an idea of what was going on rather than like, hey, I'm running to a base. I'm dead. I might be a little smarter than him too. Like I was like, okay, if my esophagus is collapsed, there's no way anybody's going to save me. They call an ambulance all their want. I'm dead. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah.
00:27:58
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't see no blood, no harm, no fire. Yeah. It's like, get up, dude. Come on. What are you doing? He didn't say, get up. He said, get on base. You'll be safe. Not from death. I was safe. That wasn't the question that was asked. That's true. Just because you're hurt, don't make the game stop. The guy's over there tagging you in the face. Boom. You're out. I think it was on your team as well when I got smoked and that bad hop hit me on the, like right above my right eye.
00:28:27
Speaker
And it left like train tracks on my eye with the stitches and I tried to go back in and they wouldn't let me back in I was pretty mad about that Right. Yeah, like a like a huge didn't you look like the elephant man? Yeah, it's well up pretty quickly where I could see it when I was looking out I could see my eyebrow Not at all, yeah, why would they let you back in why wouldn't they why would they I
00:28:55
Speaker
I don't know. I wasn't, I might've been concussed, but I was okay to play. Yeah. I was okay to play. It just looked bad. Yeah. I had one, the same thing that, you know, the webbing of your hand between your thumb and your first finger.
Sports Injuries and Resilience
00:29:10
Speaker
Yes. I cut a line drive and it split that completely through. I threw it back to first, got that guy out and then went over to, you know, they had to call the game for a minute, went over to sideline, literally just took a band date and played through.
00:29:24
Speaker
played the rest of the game and you went up to bat, you were swinging with one hand. Did you catch it with your bare hand? Yes. Holy shit. I've done that before.
00:29:36
Speaker
Yeah, we don't care TK. And guess what? I didn't cut or bleed at all, you fucking pussy. Exactly. I bare handed it and threw the guy out at first as well. Suck it. Like you guys are asking, these guys are 28, 29 years old and mine was 55.
00:29:58
Speaker
But yeah, that's funny because, you know, that's pretty bad ass. My wife said, you're not playing, you're not. Then it went to the emergency room and they taped, you know, stitch it up. But but that was after the game. Yeah, it was after the game. Yeah. After you guys won. Yes, actually. Yes. See, see. What's funny is I have a similar scar between my first finger and second finger, but it's not from ball. When you cut that webbing, though, it's oddly hollow inside. Yep. Pretty open.
00:30:27
Speaker
Like I went in there and started. Oh, shit. Yeah. They poured water in it and went down your arm inside. Inside my hand. I was looking weird. No doubt about that. I was playing flag football once and I dove after a guy. He's wearing metal cleats and I don't think we're supposed to. Oh, yeah. So I dove at his flag, grabbed the flag, but his hand is cleat hit me in the hand on the way down.
00:30:56
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And it's like stuck and pulled out meat out of my hand. Like, you guys, you guys are wearing cleats in flag football. Yeah, he was. Everything's competitive, bro. Nice man. I wear my cleats. Yeah. Well, I know. You still wear cleats. You wear cleats. All of those leagues were competitive. Yeah, you wear cleats. You don't wear metal cleats though. Well, you probably played a old man church league. No, it was just kids, but it wasn't like,
00:31:24
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Silla wasn't a super competitive. Oh, this is adult. This is adult. Yeah, this is where. Yeah. You're playing guys at one guy. We were playing the city league. A dude played for the fucking Jets. What are you doing? A city league ball. Failing. Yeah. Well, he was old, but still he was pretty fucking good. He intercepted my ass once, but still. I bet he did. You're gay. Well, I did. I did learn. I did learn some stuff during this podcast.
00:31:54
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Yeah. You want to recap before we move over to the Patty? Yeah. I want to, I want to recap. Uh, Paco is, is TK's dad. Everyone now knows that. Paco is a three time Olympic champion, gold medalist. Congrats. That is pretty dope. Um, Paco is, he's, he's like, he's just a better version of you. That's agreed. Trust me. If you ask him, he'll tell you.
00:32:24
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So that's what I learned. Marine veteran. Yeah. Yeah. Marine. What likes watching his friends beat up women, guys. Why are you putting a downer on this? Let me get one in, dude. Yeah, exactly.
00:32:44
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I'm winning everything. All right. Well, sorry for the technical difficulties. Thanks for being on and you'll join us in the Patty. Yeah. Thank you. We got some games. We got some games for you to play. No, that's going to be scary. Yes, sir.
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00:32:58
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I think we'll play some is it gay and maybe answer the Internet. So Patty time. Patty, Patty, Patty. Thanks a lot, man. See ya.
00:33:22
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Brad the bull!