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NTK409 - Lost Episode 2
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My mom told me I have to put this out
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Introduction and Birthday Banter
00:00:02
Speaker
You're listening to the Cheap Shops Podcast Network.
00:00:41
Speaker
Ah, you're annoying every time. Happy birthday, dude. Fuck off. Happy birthday. I told you I wasn't going to talk about it.
Microphone Jokes and Sound Checks
00:00:48
Speaker
Happy birthday. That's the very first thing you bring up. That's. Yeah, I did that to you. I could I preempted you. How come I don't have any voice? I saw King. I see yours is all yours is super fucking crazy. Yeah. Your new mic. How's your new mic? My mic sounds nice. Check one.
00:01:10
Speaker
Check two. Just one. Check three. It actually does take check two on the next line. That's right. What? That's D Nice, dude. My mic sound. I think it's D Nice. Who's, who's D Nice? Oh, if
Old School Rapper Misunderstandings
00:01:26
Speaker
you have to ask, you don't know. Who's D Nice? Is that like a rapper? Yeah. From the eighties, early nineties. Uh, name a hit.
00:01:35
Speaker
My mic sounds nice. They call me D nice. That's the name. Like, I don't think he's had a hit like on the radio is on your TV reps. Oh, didn't you see him on the radio? I probably did. Probably seen MC light on there and yo yo. I don't know who yo yo is. I know you look like the chubby chick from Friday to day to day that won the chase around day to day.
00:02:03
Speaker
Who's the who's the one that had the Afro puffs? I like rough and stuff. Oh, rage. Oh, with your bad self. Lady of Rage, maybe. No. I think it was. It wasn't. I'm looking at looking up and apologize. I was thinking the brat efforts, but that's something else. She's functified. She's a so, so deaf. Jermaine Dupri.
00:02:31
Speaker
My old school rap knowledge. It's off the charts. Is it? I'm pretty late. You were right about the Afro puff. I told you. I've never even heard of that bitch. I never, I've seen the song. I've seen the video. That's the only song never heard, never heard of that name. You don't remember yo yo. You can't play with my yo yo yo. I meant lady of rage. Oh, what?
00:03:00
Speaker
I've never heard a lady of rage. You obviously have. Cause you've heard. I've seen the song and heard it. I thought it was someone good. That was wrong. Especially at that time kind of sucked. MC light really big. So there's, they're better now.
Birthday Seafood Boil Adventures
00:03:23
Speaker
They're just as bad auto tune rappers. They're just as bad as the men now. Yeah.
00:03:31
Speaker
I love it. Uh, yeah. I, uh, I had a birthday. Everyone has one. It's true. And I didn't, even if you were born out of a test tube, like you were. Oh, I wish. That's a big test. Arnold Schwarzenegger's brother. Danny DeVito from twins. Yeah. Yeah. You look, I could probably be Danny DeVito.
00:04:02
Speaker
What did you do on your birthday? I worked beside ditch the podcasts because I'm not putting them out. So you're like, this is a waste of my time. Yes. Well, that's true. But that's not why I ditched the podcast. The way you feel about it is how I felt about it when we did put them out. Yeah. So now we just do them and they're just for fun. This is just so no one gets to listen. So like we're talking to people, but no one's listening because we don't put them out.
00:04:29
Speaker
If, uh, this is so we don't have to talk on the phone. That's how we keep in touch. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me about your birthday. Tell me, tell me. So we went, uh, I drove down, they took the ferry across. They wrote a gay dude across the lake. One big gay dude, really big gay dude. I like that you said they like, we know who that is. Yeah. My brother and his wife. Okay. Um, they live across the bay.
00:05:00
Speaker
the Seattle sound or whatever. So in polls, though. So they took the ferry across and then I drove down to the pier. So the Seattle is like the pier down there is like mini San Francisco, which I'm telling you this. You don't have a fucking clue. You've never been to either place. I kind of don't care, but I'm letting you do your thing. Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't care. I'm trying to leave for what we had for dinner.
00:05:30
Speaker
We went to crab pots and they give you a bib. So you put your bib on and then they bring out a seafood boil and they dump it on the table. And then they give you like a little wooden cutting board with a wooden mallet. And then you start just hammering on fucking shit, breaking it open and eating it.
00:06:00
Speaker
Like killed like kids with a builder block station. Yeah,
Statue Confusion Laughter
00:06:04
Speaker
it's very similar so So they had shrimp in there But these shrimp were like if they just caught the shrimp and threw them in boiling water Like they didn't peel anything. They had the heads on them the legs everything No fun. I like having to do a lot of work when I eat Snow crab and king crab
00:06:29
Speaker
which you have to crack the shells for that. Right. They had clams and oysters. OK, so you got horny around your brother. Yes, I mean, I always do, but this was no different. And you could blame it on something. A lot of pieces of corn on the cob in there for some reason, though, I guess just fill it, bro.
00:06:59
Speaker
The peeling the shrimp sucked because you're peeling off all the legs and the head and then you get down to like what you would eat. And after that, you're like, do I want to eat it? But then you eat it and it's good. So you're like, all right, that's not so bad. Yeah, I think it was my birthday. I'd be like, peel that shit. Would you? Yeah, whoever's there with me like peel it. It's my birthday. I'd be like a king. It's my birthday.
00:07:27
Speaker
And then we got done with that and we were just walking around inside this inside this building. They have all kinds of like statues. You ever heard of the rat pack? No. Really? Come on, dude. All right. Who's in the rat pack? Sammy Davis, Junior Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. Who else? I don't know who else, but I do know. Shut the fuck up.
00:07:54
Speaker
I nailed it.
Seattle Ferry Ride Experience
00:07:56
Speaker
We were sitting there waiting for my brother's wife to get out of the bathroom and right beside us are these like wooden statues of the rat pack. And this dude, uh, this dude had a girlfriend and he's like, Hey, go sit, go stand next to Prince and I'll take your picture. And, uh, I was like, did you, did you say that that's Prince? He's like, yeah. I'm like, I'm like, that is not Prince dude. He's like,
00:08:24
Speaker
Who is it? I'm like, it's Sammy Davis Jr. He's like, oh, it's like Prince's cousin or something. Bro, why did you, you ruined the Twitter moment. That guy would have put that on his page if that was Prince or somebody. They would have got roasted. He, I think he just did anyway. He didn't believe me. You should have said, who are the other guys with Prince? Prince.
00:08:48
Speaker
Sammy Davis, Jr. That's, that's Prince. And that's the guy from that 70 show red. Me and my brother were just dying. We were like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. And then we did a, and then we did a 4d theater thing where it feels like you're flying over Washington state. Cool. And that's the best thing to do when you're just eating a lobster boil.
00:09:18
Speaker
Yeah. The lobster boil was good. You just get hammered a seafood and then you go in there and like flop us around a bit. It was the lobster boil. It was not cheap. It was like $60 a plate. Damn. Do you pay for it? No. Okay. Then it was cheap. Well, I mean, if you ever want to go to this place, you're going to spend some money. That's what I'm trying to say.
00:09:46
Speaker
Ola fucking Tony South Dakota
Eerie Mountain Airbnb Stay
00:09:50
Speaker
would love that stuff. Oh, for sure. Yeah. He loves that. Every time I go out, he's like, do you have a garbage bag full of seafood that I could eat? The first time I worked with him, we went to some seafood place. It was terrible. He got like all kinds of squid and shit. Yeah. I think when you're from Mexico, you'll eat any piece of the animal.
00:10:13
Speaker
The shell, they don't even crack the crab. They just eat it. No, I got to try through it. If I had that hammer, I would have probably been doing judge. They would have got mad at me. I'm like, there's all room as I order was slamming the table with a little hammer. Well, I'm interested. So of all the things I was eating, what sounded what sounds appetizing to you? You make me feel bad. Why? Because I don't know what you ate. I wasn't listening.
00:10:38
Speaker
He weren't. No, I just let you talk. It's for other people. I just wait for my fucking Christ. You ate a shrimp that you had to take apart. I'd eat that. There's a crab, two different kinds of crab. And there was oysters and clams. Clams were not great, but the oysters were good. I may have tried oysters, but I don't know about the clams. And they had butter to dip it in and hot sauce to put butter.
00:11:10
Speaker
put hot sauce on the, on the, on the oysters was good. Okay. I would have probably just down the butter as like a shot. Yeah. They were kind of like, they look like shots, butter shots, or you can put them on your chest. You have buttery nipples. All right. I think it's a slippery nipple. I don't know if it's a buttery nipple. Um, I think they have buttery nipples too. That's the same ingredients for whatever. Maybe it's regional. They're buttery up there. They're slippery. Yeah.
00:11:40
Speaker
Maybe they, we did call him buttery and they're like, that's stupid. Change it. Yeah. We don't want butter in our shots. Even though he just said you would totally nipples shoot. I would shoot butter, but I'm just saying like calling something a buttery nipple. Like I wouldn't even put butter on a nipple. Yeah. Oh, what's a slippery nipple? Spit oil. Whip cream leftovers. I don't know. Oil. It's like Crisco. Yeah. Vegetable oil.
00:12:12
Speaker
vegetable oil and like, uh, like, uh, the fuck is that? Twister Matt that they lay on. He just spin them around on there. Like a wrestling match. You're in a Southern California and we're just going to knock each other out. Happy birthday. Fuck you, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in Seattle. You're in Southern Cal, but, uh, uh, you're there for a long time. I am the last time you were there, you got a hotel, but not this time.
00:12:41
Speaker
No, they were sold out and then all the other hotel choices kind of sucked. The only bad part about where you stay now is you don't get any points for it. I know I was kind of disappointed because I'm going to need those points real badly. Are you? If things go the way they're supposed to. So you could have got a different hotel, but instead you got an Airbnb. Yeah, I thought I'd try one.
00:13:08
Speaker
I'm up in the mountain, like an arrowhead. And it's creepy because a lot of these little house cabin things up here, empty. It's just me down below. There's some cars, but up here it's just me. So it's a little creepy. Are you like on this? Are you, is it steep? Are you on like the side of a hill? Yeah. It's an Indian, Indian burial. You you're on top of an Indian, Indian burial. Yeah. There's just the Indians in here, dad.
00:13:41
Speaker
So the the villa you're in, you had some stories to tell about it. There's a lot like if this was a house, like a regular house in a neighborhood and it was decorated this way, it would be insane. What's it look like from the outside? Kind of like a house. Would you like a house? Yeah, well, it's like it's a house, but it's it's not. I'll send you a photo. I don't even know how to explain it. It doesn't look like a cabin. Is it stucco?
00:14:12
Speaker
No. So it's wood, but it's not like a log house, right? But on the inside it is on the inside. The floors are wood. I have a fireplace. There's stuff shit on the walls. Are you allowed to use the fireplace? Um, they said you could, but they, they can't use the one outside. So like the fire pit I can't use because they're in fire burning the house down season. He can't even use a fire pit. Jesus.
00:14:42
Speaker
Um, but there's like stuffed animals on the wall. Like not, not like a teddy bear, but there's a deer across from me that just stares at me when I'm sitting in this chair. You're in the cabin from evil dead too. Yeah. There's a deer behind me. There's a pheasant. What else is there? There's a skin of some sort. It looks like it's either a coyote or a dog. I don't know. And what else is in here? A fish.
00:15:10
Speaker
the lights above me or maybe a stuffed fish. That was not a stuffed fish. Oh, you have a fish tank. No, it's a wooden fish. Oh, it's like a decorative piece. Then there's a fire truck on like a ledge. It's, it's a lot of shit in here. I will tell you the one of the coolest things in here is their Jack Daniels barrel. And it's made into a two person, like playing at pizza hut video game.
00:15:39
Speaker
like this tables. Right. The barrel is the video game. Yeah, it's dope. What video game? Oh, there's like 60 old games in there. Pac-Man, Dig Dug, Donkey Kong's, all of them, all the Pac-Man's, Galaga. So you played it? Yeah.
00:16:00
Speaker
I destroyed the dig dug score. I am number one on that leaderboard. I am number one on the Ms. Pac-Man leaderboard. You fucking losers. Right. Not even regular Pac-Man. You had to go with Ms. Pac-Man. That was the first one I saw. Plus Ms. Pac-Man's dope because she's fast. Oh, Pac-Man's not fast. Not as fast as Ms. Pac-Man. It's usually the other way around, but. Yep. I don't know what else there was. What else did I play?
00:16:28
Speaker
Yeah, it doesn't really matter. That's pretty cool. But I did want to tell you the creepy thing. So like they have, I don't have to plug in my Google play or my Google home, wherever the fuck it is. Chromecast. Cause they have it on the TV built in. Both TVs are built in. You just have to sign into it. I don't even have to do that. They already have them set up. Oh, there's not even your account. Nope.
00:16:49
Speaker
So HBO max to Lulu, all that stuff, which I have, but I don't have to do anything. It's pretty cool. But you know how it shows you, your last watched. Yes. So I've been watching a lot of workaholics.
00:17:05
Speaker
Um, like when I go to bed and shit and that they, I think that they're, they're probably using it for themselves as well, but there's like a setting for cabin. So I click on that one, right? I got down to my room yesterday. Was it yesterday or the day before? And the two last things that we'll watch were ritual killer. And they watched or you watched. I didn't watch it. Now we got scared. I'm like, somebody's watching my TV.
00:17:33
Speaker
No one's there. I was hoping. But they have the account wherever they live. Yeah, that's my guess. That's my guess. That's my hope anyway. And then the other one was El Pietra Otra or something, some Spanish thing. I looked that up and it's the other skin. I'm like, someone's sending me messages. Right. They're like, let's scare the fuck out of this guy.
Cake Laughter and Airbnb Exploration
00:17:55
Speaker
It's working. I'm going to send you a picture of the dude that is the host of this Airbnb.
00:18:01
Speaker
Oh, how do you have a picture of them? Cause they communicate with you constantly. Hold on. So this is my first Airbnb and I chose one up a mountain. Like what a fucking dumb dumb. It's so far away from where I work. Yeah. How long does it take you to get to work? I don't know. Can you tell me what's going on in ESPN real quick? Oh yeah. Uh, the giants lost to the Rangers.
00:18:31
Speaker
I assumed you did. Yeah, that's my assumption that they lost. That was your assumption. You just knew they lost. I knew that was exactly where's this fucking picture at? I'm waiting. I'm trying. I have to get to it. You think I got this in my fucking favorites? I think so. How many times a day does this guy talk to you? Oh, it's him and his wife or him and his partner.
00:18:56
Speaker
So I imagine this guy is the one that's putting that stuff on my account. He looks like he would kill me. He is American psycho. That's exactly what I thought. Although, um, where does he live? I have no idea. So when they talk to you, what are they saying? What are they asking?
00:19:25
Speaker
How's everything going? Hoping it's all going. Well, basically it's like, have you burned our shit down yet? Right. Give us an update. Are you still alive? Did you bring hookers home? If you did, can I come over? Yeah. They're like, we have cameras, but they're only on the external. Well, sure. Sure. I would ask like, Hey, can I patch into those cameras? I'd like to see what's going on outside. Yeah. This creepy ass place.
00:19:54
Speaker
I should, man. And then it's got like a Yale like how you described the inside of the house does not look like that guy's type of. It's like a cabin, dude. It's got an arrowhead. It's got two. It doesn't look like his type of furnishings. No, it's got two snowshoes, got two raccoon pelts. Hold on a second. Do you think this guy
00:20:23
Speaker
killed these animals to self. Oh, hello. Do you think this guy killed the animals himself? I don't know, man. They look pretty fresh. So yeah, I don't know. I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's a, like a real, just a real estate type situation. Yeah. Maybe they just bought it and said, all right, Airbnb time. Yep. And then you said, I want a whole month. And you were like,
00:20:52
Speaker
They were like, fuck, yeah. They're like, fuck, we don't have to worry about it for a month. There goes like, we'll take a thousand dollars off like good. Otherwise I can't get it. Are you leveling up, dude? I'm turning it down so it doesn't bother you. It's not bothering me. I'm just curious if you're leveling up. What is it? Oh, my daughter.
00:21:16
Speaker
So what is, what does your daughter want? She said, my cousin, um, said, this is for your birthday. Here, I'll send you the picture. Oh good. This is really good podcasting. We're just sending pictures back and forth. Describe. Let me describe the photo. It just brings that creepy dude back up. I don't even get the picture. He's not me. He didn't get it.
00:21:46
Speaker
Oh. Just a piece of cake that says ho. Yep. All right. That wasn't very nice. Well, I mean, if you're going to spell ho on a piece of cake, don't spell it like the garden utensil. Oh, you got to be like, I don't know. Maybe it said something else.
00:22:13
Speaker
What? What could it possibly have said? So we don't have to be happy. It looks like it's been cut off. Yeah, there's no way that was an actual word. Well, no words, HOE. Well, how is that word? Yes, it's a garden party. So that's what my cousin thinks of me. All right. That's cool.
00:22:41
Speaker
So you live in you live in the cabin from Evil Dead 2. You'll have to watch that now. Well, I'm not going to watch that until I leave, probably. Why not? There's no reason I don't want to deal with that. Oh, come on, man. It's fucking creepy, dude. Do you have trouble sleeping? No, I crash out pretty good. Do you lock like the bedroom door? No. Yes, you do.
00:23:10
Speaker
I don't, the first day I did, then I was like, but I was having like headaches and shit. I'm like, Oh no, I have fucking alternate altitude problems. They're going to fucking not be able to get in and get me. I'm going to die. So that's the reason you don't lock the door. Now I'm just like, what a bitch. You know what I mean? So a lot of the windows don't have blinds, which is creepy. Do they have curtains? Nothing. They're just,
00:23:41
Speaker
Over the snake. Nothing in the bathroom in the on the upstairs. Nothing. You just but it's kind of glazed like a far frosted. Well, you're upstairs is going to be looking in on you. Not upstairs upstairs. Like that's the main floor. Oh, you sleep downstairs in the basement. The other room next to mine is a is a bunk bed. I want to sleep in that. The top or bottom.
00:24:07
Speaker
Oh, if I sleep in, they'd take me a long time to get to the top, especially in the altitude of like pass out on the way up. It'd be higher up for one of what can't handle it. And then to just the effort to get up. How far up the mountain are you? Have you gone all like past your house to see what's up there? Uh, bear, big bear. How far is that? Like 20 miles, 20 miles more past your house. Yeah. Wow. You got to check that out.
00:24:38
Speaker
Yeah, I did. Oh, how was it? You asked me what I did is it was a lake and it was a lot of lakes. There's a lot of water. What's funny also is like, um, somebody asked me, like, are there bears up there? And I'm like, yeah, I think so. You haven't seen any, obviously. I've seen four bears. They're on the walls. One's like a wooden head. There's no real bears though. Not that I've seen.
00:25:05
Speaker
Not on the wall. They're all wooden. Mm hmm. So what they have animals on the on the wall. Mm hmm. I'm looking at a bear right now. Actually, it holds a couple of coasters. Is there a bearskin rug? No. No, they really missed the opportunity for that. God damn it. Why? Bearskin rugs are dope. Yeah, I would. Well, I'm glad we don't I don't have one.
00:25:34
Speaker
That's right. You love animals. I forgot. No, I'd be naked on it doing weird photo shoots. Yeah. You'd be like, uh, what's the, what's the famous picture? Uh, Burt Reynolds on a bearskin rug or. Yeah. I don't know. I have no idea what you're talking about. You're on a different newsletter than me. All right. So your overall impression is you like it better than a hotel.
00:25:59
Speaker
I just like, yeah, I like the space is a lot more space and I don't have to, my laundry, I can do my laundry right here. I don't have to take it down to the third floor and figure deal with all that shit. Well, how many rooms, how many bedrooms are in this place? One that you're in the master and then the one with bunk beds. Yep. And a foosball table and a crib. That kind of sucks. You can't play foosball.
00:26:27
Speaker
I can. It's pretty lame though. I scored on you. I was like, fuck man. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty lame. Yeah. The video game's cool. Yeah. It's really peaceful. I brought my, uh, raspberry pie too. I played a little bit of that. You hooked it up to the video game machine to the TV. Oh, got a recliner electric liner. That's pretty dope. That's what you need to do. You need to hook that raspberry pie up to the video game.
00:26:55
Speaker
I'd have to take it apart. Yeah. They don't have cameras inside. They just do it all the way come back. Like, what happened? I don't know how to get it back together. Something happened to this barrel. It was like this. The only other thing that sucks is like no one makes the bed. No one brings your towels. Yeah, but you just you have you brought all your fucking clothes that you own.
00:27:24
Speaker
No, when you had washer and dryer in this fucking place, didn't bring all the clothes that I own. You brought two suitcases worth of shit. I brought one large suitcase, one small suitcase. So if I'm out for five to 10 days, a big suitcase is OK. Yeah, 30 is insane. For two suitcases like a pair of shoes, flip flops, fucking like different shit like my oculus.
00:27:55
Speaker
All right. All right, man. Calm the fuck down, dude. Sorry, I brought clothes. What a sound like a bitch is all I'm trying to say. No. Good try. More digital stuff like my raspberry pie. My controller was in there. I got you. You're a fun time. I did use, but I did. Yeah, I almost bought some fun stuff. Oh, I didn't tell you that.
00:28:20
Speaker
Yeah. You, well, you were about to tell me something about it. Yeah. I was going to buy something on Amazon. Can you guess? Well, obviously, but I sent that to the, he bought two new mics. Yeah. One's being sent to my house. I'm not, I'm not going to put it in my bag and travel with it. I can send it home. When did your mic show up at the office Friday? Okay. So yesterday, yesterday,
00:28:47
Speaker
That's Friday. Friday's yesterday. Saturday. You're doing math. His birthday's on a Friday in August, early August, early August, Friday, his first name and his last initial. You can start figuring out who he is. Yeah. Hey, I can do the same fucking thing. It doesn't matter. This won't get me. This won't be put out. So I'm not worried. I'm going to give you the, I'm going to give you the reins, bro.
Sex Doll Disposal Dilemma
00:29:12
Speaker
Here we go. I'm going to let you have it and try to run. Would you do it? Um,
00:29:17
Speaker
What did I try to order? You tried to order a sex doll. Yep. Well, not exactly. I'm going against everything I've ever said. Not, not exactly you. Can you hear that? All right. Now you're freaking me out. What do you mean? Oh, the message is coming up. Um, but it's coming on the computer. So you're good. Uh, so what were we talking about? Dear Lord, dude. Oh yeah.
00:29:47
Speaker
Your sex doll. It wasn't a doll though. Kind of no, not a full doll. That's expensive. Yeah. We're talking like chopped up pieces of a doll. Yeah. The thing that I was against. Well, you said you want, you were thinking of ordering just the torso, which is no head, no arms, no legs. Correct.
00:30:10
Speaker
Um, do they have, do they have like partial, like you could see where the arms come out? Like, yes. And the legs. So like the legs come down a little bit. Yep. And, but a neck. Some.
00:30:29
Speaker
It's like you're fucking a chicken. It's interesting. Cut the head off. It's interesting. Did you did you finally get one? There was one that was just a pair of tits with a pussy under the tits. So your titty fuck it with a pussy. That doesn't sound good. Just floating tits with a pussy on the bottom.
00:30:49
Speaker
So did you, you said you hadn't gotten it yet with the last time I talked to you, did you end up getting it? Why not? So, um, I was going to order it and then this address doesn't pop up as an option. And you didn't want to send it to the office. Right. Cause they're already like, Hey, this is your name on it. Should we open it? I'm like, fuck, no, don't open it. I freaked out. Cause I was like thinking about the sex doll thing. And I was like, Oh no, I'm like, wait, I didn't order that.
00:31:18
Speaker
So, um, yeah, just send it to the office. Who cares? Not sending it to the office, dude. It'll come unmarked guaranteed. It'll come marked. You think so? Yeah, man. Just my luck. It'll be, it'll be depressing dude. Sex holes. First of all, how's the address that you're at not pop up? I don't know. They can get a truck up here.
00:31:45
Speaker
It's is it. Yeah, but it's like almost like an alley sized street. That's why they all had to park off off the street. They have to. And so that whole road, that one lane fucking tiny road goes all the way up to Big Bear. No, it turns into a regular highway. This is like a community off of it. Oh, I got you. So you go up in it and it just switchbacks like one eighties to get up this and you keep going up, up, up.
00:32:14
Speaker
But on an alley-sized road, there's no way. They would never be able to turn around. And it doesn't go all the way through. It's not like you enter one way and it exits out another way, back under the main road. You hit a dead end at some point. So that kind of fucked me. I was pretty excited for it, honestly. If this address would have popped up, I would have done it. Because I was getting really excited for it. I'm like, yeah, because the only issue I had was, how do I get rid of this thing?
00:32:45
Speaker
Right, because you're not going to take it home with you. No, and I'm not going to leave it in this cabin. They're like, OK, he gets one story. First of all, why wouldn't you take it home with you? One, I got to put it in my bag, which is no room. I think it's like eight or nine pounds or 11 pounds, something like that. Jesus. Yeah, pretty heavy. And then I got to take a bowling ball, pull it out at home. Where am I going to put that? Just stick it on the wall until I need it. Yeah.
00:33:14
Speaker
Keep it in the bedroom. It could sleep between you and, uh, your roommate. Yeah. That sounds gross. I have a gay roommate, but I was really, I was looking at it as kind of expensive and they weren't even, they were kind of like under a hundred, right? No. Well, yeah, for the little ones that are like not even human sized, not the torso one. How big is the fucking torso?
00:33:43
Speaker
But the torso one's not even human sized. They're all like 11 inches tall. Right. So how much was the torso one? Like 80 bucks. Yeah, that's under a hundred bucks. Yeah. But the torso one is only 11 inches. So it's a torso with titties and a pussy, but like in little legs and stuff or not, not actual legs, but cut off legs. But it's only 11 inches tall. What if your dick is bigger than 11 inches?
00:34:06
Speaker
Well, we don't have to worry about that in this situation. But what I'm saying is that I want something more life, like at least size wise. Right. You want like a full size torso. Yeah. Well, not even that, just kind of something close to it. So it feels like I'm fucking something real. Right. You could actually grab onto the hips and shit. Yeah. But I probably would have pushed out and I did it or to creep my ticket out of the bag like, uh,
00:34:36
Speaker
I definitely would have sent you some photos. It's a video to be slapping its titties and stuff. Would you wash it? I would shower with it, sing to it. No, I mean, before you used it. Probably. Or would you just dive right in? Uh, it depends, man. I'm out here in middle of nowhere. I'm pretty, I'm ready.
00:35:00
Speaker
But like I said, I was thinking about how to dispose of it. I can't throw it away here. I can't really throw it in a garbage bag is the one I wanted to buy, right? You can't. Why can't you throw it in a garbage bag? Because I was trying to get a full size fucking thing. You were you were going to pay like $1,000? No, $1,000 is like full body. Like, but I was saying like a bigger torso, like $200. Oh, but then I'm trying to like my brain, my brain didn't want to do it. It was like, you're going to throw this away, dude. How fucking desperate are you?
00:35:32
Speaker
Well, you've always talked about, um, taking one on the road. I'd have to take that little bag every time. Yeah. And it would just carry the doors. Yeah. And that just goes through a scanner like, Oh, what the fuck is that? Right. They open it up and they would. Yeah. Would that be embarrassing? No. Cause I'm not usually there when they scan it that goes through luggage check.
00:35:58
Speaker
Oh, you checked it. Oh, I didn't check it because I didn't do it, but you would check it in this. And I got you. You wouldn't carry it. No, I'm good. All right. Something's wrong with you, but it's okay. What are you talking about? Something's wrong with you, bro. You gotta be blazed or something because you're not right. No blaze. That's a lie. I literally just got back to the hotel from working. So maybe I'm just exhausted.
00:36:28
Speaker
Maybe you just hate podcasting now. I think I sound wonderful. You'd be wrong. So my fear was to get rid of this thing. And then I was thinking of ways to get rid of it. Maybe you could help me. Like if I do go this route someday. First of all, where, if you ever do go this route someday, let's just say, are you ordering it to your house or to somewhere else? Somewhere else. My house. I don't need it.
00:36:58
Speaker
So you would never use it at your house. Probably not. I think it's hard enough to even use an Oculus dude. Imagine they can see you down there just banging a lifeless torso with an Oculus on dude. And you're just like, ah, and they come down to just laundry or something. Just ass cheeks out. You're smacking this thing. Piece of ham. It'd be so awesome. It'd be embarrassing. Cause I know I'd have, I'd probably have headphones on or something to come over and like pull my headphones like, Hey, we can see your ass.
00:37:27
Speaker
We can see you fucking this piece of plastic. Yeah. Can you cut your moaning a little loud? We can hear you upstairs. I was really excited for it. I was going to, you know, I was going to leave it in the bed next to me too. You mean while you sleep or like when you leave? In general, just until I needed it again.
00:37:48
Speaker
I thought you meant after you leave the place and you go home just I would just leave it in the bed No, I would like to go to sleep and like roll over and grab a titty and like oh, that's nice There's no head or legs or arms. Yeah, that's not what he's about to reach for anyway
00:38:05
Speaker
No, but usually they're there. You had a chick where you just started rubbing her face. You don't roll over like nice face. Yeah. It's like, I like to wear this finger in it and shit. Fingering the face. No, there was no face, but I'm saying just fingering this, this sex doll thing. Uh, right. The pussy doesn't, it's not going to be warm and wet.
00:38:31
Speaker
I don't care. I'm going to spit on my fingers. I get it. All right. Okay. You'll get it going. It can't moan. It doesn't have a head. Yeah. It would come to life. Pinocchio, this thing. But like, if, um, it would probably be juiced from when I use it last, I'm going to leave the lube going for a bit.
00:38:54
Speaker
You mad to wake up the other night and just butt-fucking this thing? Just leave your cum in there, not even wash it from the night before. I'm gonna cum on it. Oh, you're not gonna cum inside of it? I just don't want to have to clean it. Does it have an asshole? It had all the holes, bro. They didn't have all the holes. It had a neck hole. Yep, that's a mouth. It didn't have a mouth.
00:39:22
Speaker
That's deep throating. So it had a had a pussy. This torso had a pussy and asshole and titties. Yep. And it came with a drying rod, which apparently it does get wet. A drying rod. That's what it said. What is that? Apparently you dry that pussy up. I have no idea. It just pulls all the cum out.
00:39:45
Speaker
I don't think it pulls to come out. Maybe that would be a terrible stick. Like you hand that to a girl, like good luck. You can probably get pregnant. I want one so bad now though. Cause I was how I was almost getting one. So now I'm, now you have to have one. Do they have a belly button? No, I would have to carve one into it. The, uh, I have, I would have had buyers make remorse though, guaranteed. Oh yeah. Cause you're not keeping it.
00:40:15
Speaker
If I had it like I do it in the first Probably would be great the first time and like yeah, and then I roll like I'm looking at it every day like goddamn. What'd you do? Because it cost the money like that was $200 just ridiculous Could you could you fuck it missionary like looking at its nubs and no head? I'd be wearing an oculus probably
00:40:41
Speaker
Oh, well, you could do that with fucking just a piece of oil. Yeah, you don't need a full torso for that. They had one that had like a blowjob machine in the pussy, so like it would suck your penis basically. Yeah, that would be kind of weird. Suck your penis. Like no pussy that I've ever had is like that. I've had some chicks do some grip, but it'd be like a baby giving you a hand job.
00:41:08
Speaker
Yeah, that's not good. That's not a good thing. You don't, you don't know. Do you? I don't, I mean, I'd like to think I would enjoy it because I have little hands. Yes. I hope you would enjoy getting a hand job from a child. Yeah, but it would be, it wouldn't be a real child. No, just a fake one. Yeah. Tiny hands, bro. So that was, oh, disposal. We haven't talked about disposal. Yeah, that's easy.
00:41:37
Speaker
OK, there's a fire pit outside. I can't use it. I'd use it. I'd pour a little gasoline. Right. Right. I do it. And then the fire truck comes like, what happened here? And there's half a fucking burn sex doll in my bed. Well, you do it at night. Oh, yeah, that's when fire is the least fucking so no one can see the smoke. No one notices a fire at night. Well, I mean, first of all, how many houses are next to you? How many houses can see into your yard?
00:42:08
Speaker
Dude, there's like on top of each other, but I mean there's no people so I could probably get away with that, but what if I was the one that burned a forest down from a sex doll? That would be bad. Plus it's made of who knows what kind of chemicals, like that thing probably goes up like a fucking Roman candle. I would just light it, and you go... Just don't light it while you're fucking it. No, it exploded, blow me back.
00:42:34
Speaker
Just find me there like sir. Were you trying to dispose of a sex doll like fuck? Where'd you guys get here? Did this does this torso have hair like you know on the cubic region? No, I didn't I imagine that's a terrible cleanup Clean would be terrible. Would you eat its pussy? You're alive
00:43:00
Speaker
I'm just asking. No, I would not. I would do whatever it takes to be done. I'm very curious on what you would do to this doll. I'd be a very cold lover to it. I'd be pretty rough with it because I can't complain. Yeah, would you like hit it?
00:43:15
Speaker
Yeah. In the stomach, like a punch in the stomach. Yeah. You would have an urge to punch it, not because you want to hit a chick, but like just the urge to punch this thing. They're like, you're like, what, I wonder what it feels like to punch it. I wonder how thick it is. Yeah. I'd just damage the internals and I'd be like, I broke it. Does it have a skeleton? Yeah. One of them, if some did, some had like one that you could like, cause you can bend it. That seems like torso.
00:43:45
Speaker
Yeah. Or the full size doll. They have that too, but the torso has had them too. Fucking weird. And heating rods. Yeah. The heating rod thing is bizarre. I just throw it in the shower for a little bit. Like, there you go. It's warm up. Oh, you got to get the water inside there. I could do that. I just give it a nice little bath, stuck some water into it, do a little squirt gun action when I get it out, hold it like a fucking holding a shotgun.
00:44:14
Speaker
starts queefing while you're fucking it. Yeah, probably dude. Use that as a small dick. Is that what small dicks do? Queef. Uh, whatever. Well, big dicks kind of do it too, I guess. I mean, if you push air in, it's really just pulling out and pushing it back in. Yeah. I don't know why a small dick would have to, I don't know. It just seems like if I hear a queef, I'm like, what a tiny dick. I don't know why I have that. You are bizarre.
00:44:37
Speaker
So I was thinking about getting rid of this thing and I was like, I could drive to a park and mush it into a garbage can and throw shit on top of it. But that would look pretty weird if anybody saw me. What about the dumpsters at the office? Cause the office has to have some dumpsters. If any camera catches me, throw this thing into the fucking dumpster. Like, what was that? Rewind it. Oh, you'd have it in a, in a bag, right? In a garbage bag.
00:45:07
Speaker
I guess that would have worked. I'm not thinking about, I guess, putting it in something that probably a smarter move. I'm like just throwing this horse. Just drive down the road, toss it out the window. Yeah. That's what you do. No, the best way to do it, dude, like just to get people to like freak out is you go down to the lake and you throw it in like a duffel bag and you put like bricks on it and you throw it into the lake and someone sees you and they call the cops. Like we had to dive down and get it and they find your sex doll. Right. Then they find your DNA on it.
00:45:35
Speaker
Yeah. Like, well, who cares? They find it and they're like, Hey, that's littering. Yeah. That's all I'm going to get. I mean, how many years you get for littering? He might be on the news too. That'd be bad. Local man shows my face. You've had that before, uh, working on a project where the same same person or a person with the same name. Yeah. Yeah. Sex offender.
00:46:06
Speaker
Hey man, my name, no one believed it wasn't you.
Personal Anecdotes and Family Reflections
00:46:10
Speaker
I know. They got a picture of him though. Yeah. What do you look like? Like I'd be like an after picture of a workout program. Oh, he's all sweaty. No, they just look at you like this was you when you got skinny. He didn't look like me at all. Okay. He was better looking.
00:46:35
Speaker
Yeah. The, the way I picture this thing to feel is like one of those spiders that you get out of a cereal box. Um, probably especially after you jizz on it. First of all, I've never gotten a spider out of a cereal box. Cracker Jacks. Like what do you mean by a spider? Those sticky ones you throw under the wall and they again start rolling down the wall.
00:47:00
Speaker
Yeah, the gummy whatever the fuck they are. Yeah. Usually it's like a hand. Oh, I've seen that too. The hand is usually one that has like a handle on it where you throw the hand and it grabs stuff and brings it back to you. Yeah. But it'd be like that. I could throw this thing up against the wall when I'm done with it and it just fucking rolled on the wall slowly.
00:47:21
Speaker
You just throw it against the wall and it smashes through the wall. You're like, oh shit. I had to call the people like, what happened? The serial killer is going to be pissed. Or it hits tits first and there's just two holes in the wall. What is, uh, what is his wife look like? Not bad. I'll send that to you later. I don't want to stop to do that. I have some personal ones from her.
00:47:49
Speaker
Yeah, that'd be dope. Like that'd be some intimate service. And that's why the, that's why the scary shows are showing up on your fucking Google. Maybe, maybe. If it's down there again, I'd be pissed. What do you mean? Like if it shows, like I've been watching shows all day and there's a show down there and I'm like, what the fuck, man? Well, they get to watch shit too. It's their account. Yeah, but they can use their own account. Stop using the cabin one. Is their account.
00:48:16
Speaker
Yeah, but you know, you could set up different profiles. There's a cabin profile. There's other profiles. Yeah. They're doing it on purpose. He's doing it on purpose. Oh, for sure. Um, there was something else I want to talk to you about. I think it had to do with Boston rhymes. It had to do with Looney Tunes.
00:48:40
Speaker
Oh yeah. So, you know how I used to wake up on Saturday mornings and grab some cereal and watch Looney Tunes? Yeah. Just watch Saturday morning cartoons. It wasn't always just Looney Tunes. It was mostly Looney Tunes. Once the other shit came on, it was kind of lame. Oh, they had some good shit. Name one. Thundercats. Thundercats is an afterschool show. I don't think it was. Thundercats was not a Saturday show. Um, they had the, the, the. E-Man afterschool.
00:49:10
Speaker
Yeah, he man. I don't think Thundercats was after school, though, but he was. It was. And. They had all kinds of I can't remember any of them, though. Yeah, you can't remember any. That's how good they were. Yeah, they were good. Now, maybe Smurfs Smurfs were on, but. Willie Jones is the one I always try to get if I if I miss that, if I slept in or something, I'd be pissed.
00:49:37
Speaker
Right. You'd be pissed that you missed shit that was like cartoons from the fifties. Yeah, dude. I like racist fucking sexist cartoons. So I'm bringing it back. I'm waking up on Saturdays and I'm watching them. I don't think they're racist.
00:49:54
Speaker
They've you ever seen some of the crow ones, dude? Uh, yeah. Or the ones with like, sometimes they do something and they make one of the characters have real big, big old black lips. Like when there's, they're simulating a black dude. Not from Looney Tunes. Oh yeah. I can probably send you some, but I'm bringing it back. I'm doing it. I'm watching them on Saturdays. So, um, who's your favorite?
00:50:22
Speaker
cartoon character from Looney Tunes. It's changed over the years. Right now. Right now, it's just so many sound because it's like, what a racist fuck. He is the Yosemite Sam is racist. Oh, just something about him. You could feel it. But what really liked Wiley Coyote a lot. He is nothing. Who is the rooster? Oh, Foghorn Leghorn, dude. I say that guy was cool.
00:50:52
Speaker
What's funny is every time I see him, I think of the KFC guy. I have no idea why because, because it's chicken and the accent. Okay. Maybe, maybe. So yeah, he was good. He was good. Um, really like Tom and Jerry Sylvester and the fucking Tweety bird kind of, I kind of hated Tweety bird. So I think he was gay.
00:51:20
Speaker
Like I'm not gay in a like lame sort of way, like gay, gay. You hate the gays. Just gay birds. That's why I struggle with you, dude. I'm a big gay bird. I'm grabbing cereal and I watch them this morning. Oh, oh yeah. How many hours of Looney Tunes? See, you just think it was all Looney Tunes when you were a kid because it's Looney Tunes now. I don't think that's the case. That's what I watch mostly.
00:51:51
Speaker
I can't think of any of the other ones that I used to watch. I might incorporate a Thundercats or a He-Man. He-Man would be kind of funny now. Oh, it'd be terrible. Um, the cartoons now are pretty horrible. There's some good ones, but very rare. Rick and Morty. I'm talking like for kids. Rick and Morty is not for kids. Okay. There's like family guys and not really for kids. I adventure time used to be awesome. I used to watch that.
00:52:21
Speaker
Yeah, that one's all right. I liked that one a lot. I figured you liked it once they started making shirts and a game or chicks would wear them ironically. I liked it before that. I doubt it. Fuck off. What were we talking about? I don't know. Cartoons. Yeah, I was going to look something up, but
00:52:44
Speaker
Bust around a cartoon man Saturday morning cartoons. Thundercats. God damn it. It's probably a cartoon. Hmm. No, I don't know. Fuck. Sorry. But so you watch cartoons every Saturday morning now and then I'm not working. Do you get a bowl of cereal? Yep.
00:53:14
Speaker
Cocoa puffs. I went with peanut butter cap and crunch this time. What was last time? Well, this is my first time. And, uh, 2% milk. One. 1% milk. Gross. Used to do two. Two is too thick now. Now it's just like a jug of guzzling semen. Oh, try whole milk.
00:53:43
Speaker
I couldn't. When I was a kid, we always, my mom just bought 2% milk. Occasionally there would be like whole milk and I'd be like, what the fuck is this? It's like syrup coming out of the fucking carton. Yuck. I can't drink skim milk. I've tried. I can't do it. No, I mean, you're just drinking water at that point. Yeah, I don't either. But in my state, I could probably get away with it, but it would taste like it's gone bad or something.
00:54:09
Speaker
Yeah, you got to have, you got to have at least 2% in your cereal. 1% was not bad for me. I guess as a kid, I would have rejected 1%. Yeah. What'd you drink the whole milk? Well, a lot of times powdered milk, but if I got real milk, it was two. So could you drink a glass of powdered milk? No, that was just, you can only put it in stuff. You drank that. You're a fucking psycho. Did it even taste like milk? No, tastes like water.
00:54:41
Speaker
bad water. I remember my mom used to get up in the morning and make cereal and try to have it all done by the time we got up like, but are you trying to trick me? I know there's garbage milk in this. Why didn't she just make a big jug of it? Like to keep it in the fridge. So all she had to do is pour it in your cereal in the morning. Oh, you want me to call her? Yeah. Let's talk to your mom. Find out why she didn't do that. She's like, what are you talking about?
00:55:09
Speaker
Huh? Powdered milk. When it didn't affect someone else, they have no memory of it. Like what? Anything where you're like, remember that time we did this and the guy, the person's like, fuck no. What the fuck are you talking about? We did this all the time. And they're like, I didn't care about it. So I don't remember. Yeah. Parents conveniently don't remember a lot of the fucking bullshit they did to us. I think it's because it didn't affect them. They're like, yeah, you were just living, dude. Yeah. Remember that time I locked you in your bedroom for three days.
00:55:38
Speaker
They never say that. Did that happen? No, no. There was one time we were on vacation. I must have been. Five. Yeah, I was five or six and my my brother's three years younger than me and we got our van stolen in Santa Cruz. And so we had to ride Greyhound bus.
00:56:08
Speaker
home. And you guys didn't rent a car? No, we didn't rent a car. We took the bus home. Um, okay. Don't ask me why I was a kid. I just remember my brother went into the bathroom of the, of the bus and he couldn't get out. He locked himself in for, and that was for most of the seven hour bus ride. He was locked in the bathroom.
00:56:40
Speaker
How to get out? Well, so you walk it from the inside. He just didn't know how to unlock it. So people were like writing notes of how like descriptions of how to unlock the door and slide it under the bathroom door. He's fucking like two or three years old and he's like. That's fucking awesome. He flushed himself out of the bottom. Uh.
00:57:10
Speaker
I don't know why that I don't know why I brought that up, but yeah, that's odd. There you go.
Rapper Culture and Jewelry Symbolism
00:57:16
Speaker
Yeah. You're definitely gone, dude. Your brain is not functioning. You're smooth brained. That's okay. I'm not high. Just see if I was I'd be real bad. Maybe I don't know. We can get too bad. I'm sorry. I'm not up to your level of well, you never are, but you're doing greatness.
00:57:39
Speaker
OK, well, I'm sorry. Go fuck yourself. OK. You just say in the middle of nothing. Yeah. So we were paused for a second. We were. What brought a bus around to you this week? Yeah, because he had a chain on. Huge chain and a huge watch and a huge bracelet like a bracelet. Yeah. Metal. Pretty nice. He's a rapper.
00:58:09
Speaker
I know, but I have a theory about rappers now and it's going to sound real racist. All right. The theory is that rappers don't know how to, to save money. They only know how to spend it. That's not a theory. That's proven fact. Some of them are good at like starting businesses and stuff, but yeah, like a Jay Z. Yeah. P Diddy. Who else?
00:58:35
Speaker
I don't know. I don't either. Fifty for sure. What business is he in? Oh, he's like, I think he's part of vitamin water. He's part of several things. Oh, God, I bought a vitamin water today. I forgot how shitty they are. Don't they just taste like Gatorade? No, God, no. They taste like if Gatorade was slightly spoiled. Water down or spoiled? Spoiled.
00:59:04
Speaker
So it tasted sour. It tastes, it has just this weird taste to it. Like I can't explain it. I don't like it. Yeah, but you're going to have a thing mentally. I forgot. I didn't like it. Well, mentally, no, it just doesn't taste good. It has a weird taste to it. Like it's not right. It's all the vitamins they put in it, I guess. That's probably what you're rejecting. I guess those are the vitamins. I hate it.
00:59:30
Speaker
I think I said vitamins like Elmer Fudd right there. I haven't watched too many Looney Dunes. Silly rabbit. So what's your theory? What's your theory of rappers and jewelry? Dudes, for some reason, when black dudes get money, they want to wear these big ass chains. They have to get big chains. Not all black dudes who have money wear big ass chains here. The ones that I see do. So Fox, mostly rappers. OK. What?
01:00:00
Speaker
I was just naming black people, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx. I bet if you caught them out in the club, they'd have big ass necklaces. Maybe not Will Smith, because he's another white dude. But I saw these big chains and shit, and it seems like when they get money, they would have to buy big chains to put on their neck and their wrists. And do you think that has to do with them owning that they used to be slaves? Now we're going to make it look good, or their body is craving to be locked up again.
01:00:31
Speaker
This is a lose-lose question. Yeah. Actually, I don't think they think about it at all. Well, I never thought about it either until I saw Busta Rhymes. Yeah. What made you think of that when you looked at Busta Rhymes? I was like, Busta Rhymes looks like a slave.
01:00:56
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know what it was. It's just something like, whoa, I wonder if that's it. Like the original was Mr. T, right? He wore fucking tons of shit. It's probably where it started from. Now there's rappers before Mr. T, right? Uh, yeah, but I mean. Mr. T probably got it from the rap community, which came from like the hood probably. Yeah. And it's just really to show your net worth on your body, right?
01:01:22
Speaker
I guess it's like, look how big my pure gold chain is or diamonds. Like they have huge diamond earrings in their ears. Yeah. But was to show how much money you have. Yeah. It's like a, it's like a bird. They're trying to get other birds. You have more color. Right. Peacocking. Peacocking. They're peaking for black people. It's how much bling you have.
01:01:50
Speaker
Although again, guys do all guys do it, right? We get nice cars. We get things that we think are going to get us laid. Yeah. Why guys really don't wear chains very much. I mean, if they do the real thing, nice watches, nice watch, big name brand shit. Yeah. To show like I got money. Right. It's not because it's like more comfortable or better. It fits better. Like the shoes, like Yeezys don't necessarily feel better than any other fucking shoe.
01:02:20
Speaker
Right. It's just because they're Yeezys. If I bought you a different pair of shoes that weren't Sketchers, would you wear them? I don't know. I would try them on. OK. They'd be your size. I've I've worn all kinds. I've worn Nikes and I hate them. I've worn everything. And Sketchers just fucking fit better. Sketchers are for handicaps, apparently. And Snoop Dogg.
01:02:49
Speaker
And Snoop does same thing. So we have we have to give each other addresses so we can start sending shit to each other. Yeah, I found a couple of things I was going to send you and I couldn't do it. I don't think you can have my address any time. Getting your address is going to be the hard part because you don't want to ever give your address. That's because you're a fucking chatty Kathy, dude. What does that mean? You'll tell people. Oh, I'll give I'll just start handing out your address to everybody.
01:03:19
Speaker
Give it to a couple of people that drive by occasionally. I tell you when, when, uh, when he drives by and I was like, he was going to stop by your house and you're like, Oh my God, thank God he didn't. I'm like, how can he doesn't know where you live? Exactly. Now I'm thinking about it. We can't play. We can't do this. Exactly. That sucks. Cause I had some things I wanted to send you. Well, when you get more trusting, then we can do it.
01:03:49
Speaker
I tried to get beaver mustard. Oh, yeah. And. They only had beaver hot Chinese mustard. And I've never had that, so I don't know. It might be good. Tastes a little weird. Chinese hot mustard, I don't like. All right, well, I tried it. It's like fucking airplane glue.
01:04:14
Speaker
It's not great. Well, it's kind of has wasabi in it. That's kind of what that is doing that. Yeah. I mean, a little tiny bit with with like a California rolls. Yeah. It has like a hot chemical taste to it. That's not good. I like it. But you said you didn't like it. I don't like the mustard very much. So they didn't they only had one type of mustard there. What? The only beaver one they had was that Walmart.
01:04:44
Speaker
Oh, I only get my groceries from Walmart. Come at me. They sell these at Walmart. Well, they didn't have it here. Well, you need to go to a different one. I had to order it. I would have to order it in special and take two days. Oh, so they did have it. I don't know. I didn't look, but that's, if it wasn't on the kid today list. Yeah. I'm telling you, it'll be your favorite muster of all time.
01:05:09
Speaker
Jalapeno. You definitely have a like a forcing forcing. I'm not forcing. But it'll be your favorite if you do. I did not cut out. It'll be your favorite. You cut out a whole bunch, but I have to just. Yeah. OK.
01:05:36
Speaker
I don't ever force any, I heard, I heard that part. So, um, yeah, what's way too many, like too many for the month, but I did get way too many groceries.
Grocery Mishaps and Closing Banter
01:05:46
Speaker
What did you buy? I don't know how to, yeah. $200 is like a two weeks worth at the most. A day.
01:06:00
Speaker
I got like two pizzas, like eight, eight, eight pack thing, eight pack thing of fucking frozen burritos, sodas, Gatorades, waters. First of all, you're going to have to go shopping again before the end of the month. So I got like several cheeses. What'd you get to drink? I doubt it, dude. I'll show you. I'm going to send you a picture of what's in my fridge. Any sparkling water. I went bananas.
01:06:31
Speaker
Gatorade, soda, water. They have a QFC right next to my hotel. I got three cases of homeless getting a sandwich when they want money. Got peach, cherry and. Pineapple, yeah. Fucking hard, bro.
01:06:58
Speaker
I am, uh, everything you do is fucking hard as fuck, bro. Why are we talking about something? I'm picture you wearing a shirt that's tied in the middle. Explain it to me. Go. What? Yeah. You can, that's hard. You just cut out all. You can't wear a chain and go to a ghost. Can you hear me?
01:07:25
Speaker
You kind of out so much. It says right now that like, it's because of nude. Then it's recording. It's recording on my record because of you. You know what? Yeah. You know what? I think we did. I think we needed to do everyone. As always.
01:07:54
Speaker
I don't know if you're pausing or there's just a fucking problem. What'd you hit? Hit the wrong one.