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NTK403 - Bill can do the Windmill
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In this episode of NTK, Noodles and TK delve into the dark secrets of celebrities' past. Satan makes a surprise appearance and TK shares his own personal experiences, including his time as a card-carrying member of The Boys Club. TK shares the story of a Boys Club dance savant. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we uncover shocking truths and explore the darker side of fame. Laugh, cry, and be prepared for a journey that may leave you wanting more.
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Introduction to Cheap Shots Podcast Network
00:00:02
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You're listening to the Cheap Shots Podcast Network.
MTV Raps Nostalgia and Humor
00:00:39
Speaker
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, welcome to MTV wraps. What's up, dude? What's up, Ed lover? Oh, who's the other one? Ed lover and Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre. Yeah. Not that Dr. Dre, a different one.
00:00:56
Speaker
No, a heavier doctor. A fat doctor. He's dead now, I think. That's a pretty much guess. What do you think he died from? Diabetes. Oh, it's even got the word in it. It does. That's, that's legit. I bet he died from like a cheese overdose.
00:01:23
Speaker
Well, like he got clogged up. No, just a massive amount of cheese and he's covered in it suffocated. So that's, that's pretty legit. Do you ever watch that? Apparently you did. Cause you know, who had, uh, Dr. Dre was one of them. Yeah, I, of course I used to, I mean, I watched him TV a lot. Yeah, me too. I wish, uh, I wish we had sound queued up for the ed lover dance.
New Mic and Humorous Banter
00:01:57
Speaker
You got a new mic today. Do it with your new mic voice. Oh, you want to, you want me to go do something like that. And I'll get up and I'll do that. I'd love her dance.
00:02:24
Speaker
Hello, evil overlord. How's it going? I'd much rather talk to this dude. Everyone wants to talk to me. You're pretty sure I feel like you're sitting in a hot tub. I do have a glass of crystal and a couple bitches on my lap.
00:02:44
Speaker
Yeah. I feel like you just sit in regular water and it just gets hot. So it's automatically a hot tub. That's not true. I feel like you got little wings. My wings, you couldn't handle my wings. You got little bitch wings, dude. Just little ones stuck in the middle of your back, like a hot chick tattoo. It looks like I'm in a hot tub all the time because I'm so red. Like a lobster. Like a lobster. Are you wrinkly?
00:03:15
Speaker
Oh, only down there. Are you trying to get frisky with me? Maybe. What do you think about the world today right now?
Political Jokes and Observations
00:03:24
Speaker
You pretty stoked that it's almost time for you to come rule? Oh, I almost got it with Donald Trump was in office, but you know, my plan got thwarted. Oh, really? You didn't put Biden in there? Oh, no. Are you kidding me? Biden didn't remember yesterday.
00:03:44
Speaker
Uh, he wouldn't tell on you. Cause he couldn't. No, but he's a Christian, supposedly. That explains all the children smelling. So, uh, I've been looking around your house lately while you've been gone. What does that mean? I'm just saying you, uh, you're, you even, uh, everyone is a little, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?
00:04:16
Speaker
You're, you're not satisfying someone. Okay. So I had to do it for you. Thank God. Thank you. I love this mic so much, dude. It's so much better than talking to you.
00:04:37
Speaker
That's not very nice. Oh, I don't come back. Bring back. He can come back later. Love that guy. It feels like I'm really having, like I'm chilling with a
Sports Recap: 49ers vs Cowboys
00:04:49
Speaker
devil. It's great. So you call me that all the time anyway. So I might as well try to sound like a devil. That's like high, you know, it's like a high ranking personal demons, a security guard, or even a TSA. Uh, yeah, I had to get a new Mike, uh, mine.
00:05:05
Speaker
Cord finally quit. Yours quit like months ago. Mine finally did. Mine works harder than yours. Well, now it does. You got a new cord. No. Yeah. I'm just saying it works harder than yours. That's not true. I blew out so much earlier. Just, is there an echo when I talk? I don't know. Okay. I hope not. Uh, well, suck it up. I thought I turned off all that echo shit.
00:05:34
Speaker
Yeah, there's a lot of buttons on that thing. You have like a, what's it called when auto tune, Mike? Yeah, it's a, it's a little much. If you feel coming on, can you turn it to, can you turn it to the devil setting? Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay. Can you turn to the fart setting as the demon and move one into that? Uh, yeah, I could try. Crank the, the echo up as well.
00:06:07
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So
Ramen Noodles and Culinary Creativity
00:06:08
Speaker
we just watched a game and it was stressful. For me, it was stressful for me. Not so much for me. I knew it was gonna be like that. I didn't think it was gonna be so low scoring though. Yeah, it was. It was a Niner game. Niner game, baby. Bang, bang, Niner gang. They beat the Cowboys. If you're a Cowboys fan, I'm sorry. Your team is
00:06:35
Speaker
That bad. Thank you for having decks Prescott and interceptions galore. It really bothered me all fucking week long. They're sucking deck Prescott's dick. Like he's all look at him. He did so fucking good against the giants or whoever the fuck. No, the Buccaneers. That's who they played. The Buccaneers with no defense and Tom Brady with nobody to throw to. They really fucked them up.
00:07:07
Speaker
You all right? Um, top 10 plays in 30 minutes, guys. What? Oh yeah. I forgot you don't like sports. I do. I just don't like it when that's not our podcast. It's not, but I'm sorry to talk about it. 49ers play a game and won it. They'll play another one soon and they'll probably win that one, but hopefully they do.
00:07:33
Speaker
Yes. So, um, other than that, there ain't shit going on. Oh, there was a mass shooting today where I write right around where I'm at. I sent a guy and he's fucked up. Yeah, he fucked up. He didn't get me. No, no, he didn't find you. I told him to find some sort of food establishment. Find the noodle place. Yeah, you don't eat noodles. That's not true. I love top ramen. Yeah, that is true.
00:08:05
Speaker
I can eat that shit every day. We do have other things to talk about though. I used to eat it. Right. You ate it because you had no choice. You were poor. Yeah. It's an awesome, like it's a good for poorness. It's like eating little strips of a cardboard. It's funny cause we weren't poor. We were not rich, but we weren't poor, but we, my mom bought top, like ramen noodles all the time.
00:08:31
Speaker
because your mom's lazy. And I think noodles, those ramen noodles kind of cross all lines. They do. So I eat a shit ton of them. I used to eat them raw. I would just pour the seasoning over them and just crunch into them. You're a fucking psychopath. You never did that. You're like, I would probably find six dead people in your closet. Wow. Murderous shit. You never did that. I didn't even know that was a thing.
00:09:01
Speaker
I mean, I didn't even cross my mind to try that. That's how lazy I was like, I don't want to fucking cook this shit. I'll just crunch it up in a bowl and eat it with a spoon. Like we're dry. Uh, I figure you just ate it like a bar of soap. Oh, I did that too. That's so weird. That's the biggest, that's the biggest mini wheat you've ever had. Yeah. It's not, um, it's not as good as when you cook it, but it's, uh, it's like a snack on the go.
00:09:32
Speaker
So fucking oriental pop tart. That's legit. I wonder if you could toast those fucking things. That'd be good. I might actually try that. You should try to steam one like rice. Have you done that? No, no idea. Oh, I do. I do like to dress them up when I do have them though. I try to add extra shit. Yeah. I've done all kinds of crazy shit. I've put a
00:10:00
Speaker
I put a lot of hot sauce in there, so it makes it super spicy. Yeah. Um, just regular hot sauce. I don't use like, I'm, I'm, I can't handle like ghost pepper and shit. Like you eat. It was regular hot sauce. So you're just putting Mexican hot sauce in there. Hot sauce, like a Tapatio. Um, just regular hot sauce. Uh, Frank's red hot.
00:10:27
Speaker
Yeah, I think we talked about this before, like food hacks. I'd like to find some mix and matches of stuff like that. Yeah. You can put an egg in there. You can put, um, so you cook it with an egg. So it's like little scrambled egg in it. Yeah. I want to like, I don't know what a Scotch egg is, but it looks kind of greenish. No, you don't want that. I do. It was awesome. I had it at,
00:10:49
Speaker
some job that was like my first lead. Remember that place I told you is super crazy. It was like had fucking looms that were floors that were abandoned. Was that in Philly? It was in Pennsylvania, but it was like John's town maybe. Oh yeah. It was in that abandoned town. Yeah. And when we got there, that dude was arguing with his girlfriend and then he's dragging a mattress down the street. Yeah. I remember you telling me about that. He's just dragging a mattress like, fuck it. You're going to kick me out? It's my bed.
00:11:19
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It's like a mountain town with like, and then, uh, they had some kind of flood. Yeah, they're in the valley. Yeah. They're in a valley killed several people. Just watch the town away. Yeah. It's like, Oh, all the water's coming down. Oh no. It has nowhere to go. We're a bowl. They should have threw a ton of ramen in there, but they went to one spot for like breakfast. They had it for like a breakfast.
00:11:49
Speaker
It was awesome. And so a green egg, so I'm guessing it's an egg that's like rotten. No, it was like a hard boiled egg. They called it a Scotch egg. Right. But you said it's green. It had a weird green tint to the outside. I don't know what that was about. Did you ever look up how to make it? No, but I need to because it was the best ramen I've ever had.
00:12:19
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Oh, it was a ramen place. No, it was like just some bar. I don't know what I was eating, honestly. Who knows what it was, but that's what it appeared to be. That's what I ordered. Okay. So, uh, we both like ramen.
New Laws on Flavored Tobacco in SoCal
00:12:38
Speaker
It's the top. You like scotch egg ramen. I get it.
00:12:42
Speaker
Well, they just did a whole bunch of shit to it. I think it was like a breakfast type ramen. Had like, I think I did like a piece of sausage in there too. I don't really remember now, but I just remember that egg being phenomenal. Was it still a soup? Yeah. That's weird. You don't like soup. I do. But if people are like, what do you want to eat for like an entire meal? Soup. Sponsored by Zinn because you just put one in, I'm guessing. Maybe.
00:13:12
Speaker
That's all right. Oh, by the way... Oh, that's true. So yeah, you're still waiting on your Lucy's. I had one up in Alaska, one of the guys I was working with gave me one. I think I'm going to get some. Good. I think we said that in the last one, but that's good. I don't think we did. If we did, I'm sorry. I bit into, it has a little, a little ball in each one.
00:13:41
Speaker
Did you put two in your mouth? So it feels real good. Well, they were blue balls and you bite into the ball and it hydrates the whole thing. And it's like having a mint in your mouth. It was, it was pretty dope. So I'm getting some of those. Okay. I want them. They just won't show up here. Yeah. I guarantee something happened to you. They're there somewhere. I was robbed. Yeah. Maybe the UPS guy was like, Oh fuck.
00:14:10
Speaker
Lucy, I'm gonna take that shit. Down here in SoCal, they have some fucking weird law where they're not allowed to sell flavored tobacco or pouches or anything. So all of the chew is straight, no wintergreen, no mint, nothing. And then the zen is just flavorless zen.
00:14:39
Speaker
And then the shoe is just like strips of paper. No, it's chew. It's real chew. I'm kidding. Oh, you heard of that black cat or black black bear, black head or something like that? No. Black herd, maybe. No,
Health Anxieties and Medical Experiences
00:14:59
Speaker
is it? No, is it something they sell in a store? It's like chew, but it's made from cabbage leaf or something, which simulates the tobacco and it's got pure nicotine.
00:15:10
Speaker
Uh, really? Yeah. Where have you seen this? I don't know, some podcasts. Oh shit. I'll try anything once. Yeah. So, I mean, if it has the same texture in the same field, it'd be like, you can swap that out and not get the poor benefits of tobacco. Yeah. What are the poor benefits of tobacco? That's the only thing that's a real word. The, the, uh, negative effects, poor benefits. What are the negative effects of tobacco?
00:15:39
Speaker
I know they're carcinogens in there. That's true. And they put like, um, uh, fiberglass and shit. So it cuts your lip. So that's something apparent. Some Karen said, so everybody would be scared. We, I sent you an article about how nicotine is actually good for you and it, uh, it promotes a brain development
00:16:05
Speaker
So I think kids should get on nicotine. You've been doing it for so long. Why is it not working for you? You're immune. No, no, no. Just think of if I wasn't doing it. You're a high functioning retard, dude.
00:16:21
Speaker
Uh, that's good. I'm proud of you. You made it just pass. Oh, talk about noodles like that. This is how I think the conversations in your head actually go. Like that's just, this is just the conversation in your head right now that you're having with yourself. Noodles is very sensitive when you pick on him a lot. This is the way this is like therapy, like talking with a puppet. Am I the puppet?
00:16:52
Speaker
Well, yeah, but no, I mean that you're talking with a different voice. You can say what you need to say to me. Yeah. Yeah. So get out. Can you do me a favor and tell noodles not to suck? Uh, what happened? Did you black out? I blacked out. All right. Hey, could you punch yourself in the face a few times on to talk to that dude again?
00:17:20
Speaker
There'll be time for that. That's probably why it scared me. Actually, I thought it was time. Time for what? I thought I was getting tapped. Oh, it was your time. Yeah, it doesn't be tapped. Have you seen those TikTok videos where people like supposedly see a death and then they die? No. Like this shows them freaking out running from something that isn't there and then they just die.
00:17:49
Speaker
First of all, how true is, I mean, not true at all, but the thought of it is kind of intriguing. Right. Like they got scared to death. Like it was, I don't know. Maybe it was just, I don't know how they died, but just to see it right before you do, like guess what? It's me. Like, ah, fuck it's that guy.
00:18:12
Speaker
Like I always wonder because when the plane I was on to get here, it was literally turbulence the entire two and a half hours. Did you cry? No, I was just like, maybe this is how I'm going to die. But like if actually I would probably die before the plane hit the ground, I probably have a heart attack.
00:18:31
Speaker
That'd be pretty funny if you had a heart attack and then you landed like you fell through the sky and landed like one of those people we talked about in the last episode. Like you're like, I lived and you're like dying of a heart attack. Right after I say it. Also, after we talked about it, you're like, yeah, time to actually have that flight you want. You want one to go down. Here you go.
00:18:55
Speaker
Have you ever had heart pain or like thought you were ever, have you ever thought you were having a heart attack? Yeah, dude. I tell you all the time, like I think I'm dying from something. I have a weird hypochondriac. We both think that we're both hypochondriacs. That's my mom's fault. She used to like all the time. Like we got to go to the doctor. Like I hate doctors so much now.
00:19:15
Speaker
And they're worthless. They're absolutely worthless. Like I'll go in and like, I don't feel good. She's like, well, we have to go to the doctor. Like, fuck, I feel fine. And then we'll go there and like, yep. Looks like he's got this or that. Like you lying motherfucker. I got nothing, but I can't say nothing. Like, Oh, that means a couple more days. The only time I have to go to the doctor is if I'm having a, um, like a huge kidney stone where it,
00:19:45
Speaker
It makes me, I can't do anything. Usually I just work my power right through them. Like a baseball. Yeah. Like a baseball size fucking kidney stone or something. Then I have to go in and they give me morphine and shit. That'd be dope. Just baseball size. That's go open your dick with a sledgehammer. If a chicken push a baby out of, out of a, a small hole, I could probably push a baseball out of my, my dick hole.
00:20:15
Speaker
It rip. Yeah, but babies aren't cactus. Babies aren't cactuses. What does that mean? A baseball? I meant an actual baseball. No, you can't get a baseball out of your dick, bro. You don't think so? Oh my God. It would shred it down the middle. It looked like one of those hot dogs that cooked too long in the microwave.
00:20:41
Speaker
Who cooks hot dogs in the microwave? Oh, I have. I've cooked a lot of hot. That's why I'm scared of death. Just radiated fucking trash meat. That has to be the worst fucking tasting hot dog. Fucking a microwave hot dog. Not great, but it's done in like 15, 30 seconds.
00:21:10
Speaker
Wow. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah, kidney stones are not round. They are like. They look like shards, like shards of glass. Oh, good. So like you could do like half a batch of what's actually called. What is that terrible fucking dessert treat thing called? Like it's brittle. Oh, peanut brittle.
Childhood Clubs and Activities
00:21:39
Speaker
Oh, there you go. It's brittle. Yeah. Yeah. Peanut brittle is pretty bad. If you shot, if I liked peanut brittle and you shot out of your dick, I would eat it. Oh, I doubt that you would need it. I wouldn't be scared to eat that. You would probably have probably have nicotine in it, dude. I'd love it. What if it had a little, a little blood on it?
00:22:04
Speaker
Ah, you wash that off. Peanut brittle is pretty resilient. Yeah, it's like plastic. You're like breakable plastic. Kind of. Reminds us of those little things that I made in the boys club where you had the little plastic figurines you can make on the grinder. At the boys club. You went to the boys club. I've never gone to the boys. I mean, I've been to the boys club, but I never went there as like a thing. What did you go there for to pick up a boy? No, like they had basketball games when my kids.
00:22:33
Speaker
at the boys, at the boys. Well, they call it the boys and girls club now. Yeah. That's cause they don't know what the fuck showing up anymore. But you were actually an attendee at the, at this place. I was a member. Right. So you, I was a card holding member. I wish I had my card still. Oh, they had an actual card that you would just show it and they'd be like, all right, come on in.
00:22:55
Speaker
Yeah, you had to have that card to get stuff. Like if you want to play pool or use a game or anything you checked out, it was like that was your card and they would hang your little card up till you brought it back. Did you feel, um, was it all poor kids that went to the boys club? I didn't really realize that part. I was like, Oh, look at all these people. Everybody like, I thought it was cool to be in the boys club.
00:23:22
Speaker
I guess, I mean, I, I don't think it's just poor people. It's just probably like a lot of single moms that, you know, they can't leave you at home by yourself. Maybe, but I wasn't, I was going there when my mom was home. Oh, why'd you, why'd you have a membership at the boys club? You see, you weren't poor. So you don't think it was like 30 bucks a month or something. No, I think it's free. But if you lost your card, it was like three bucks.
00:23:53
Speaker
Wow. That's where I met that one dude. Uh, there was some famous people there for us. Like they became famous at the boys' club. There was a dude that might've been a retard, big tall black guy, like late teens. He would just do the windmill. Like, and he would tell you about all the time. He goes, Bill could do the windmill. Bill could do the windmill. He just say it.
00:24:20
Speaker
He's like Hank. Yeah, dude. You would tell you could do the windmill and then he would do the windmill like in the fucking, uh, the landing area of the stairs. Like he would twirl down. Nothing down the stairs, just in the landing at the landing between the stairs. Oh, he would just jump. And, uh, what's, I mean, I'm, I'm trying to figure out what the windmill is. You know what the windmill is, dude? It's like, uh, jump sideways.
00:24:49
Speaker
Hey, explain like a windmill blades of a windmill. So you think he just spins around in the, like a windmill? Yeah. Like he does a flip. No, no. What's a windmill then? It's like, you know, the backspin is a back flip, but you know what a backspin is, right? Um, where you spin on your back. Oh, are we talking like,
00:25:13
Speaker
Are we doing breakdancing shit? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Oh, is a windmill part of breakdancing? I don't know what a windmill is. Oh, it's like a, it's like a backspin, but you know how their legs go up and they're spinning around kind of on their torso, but their legs are up in the air. Yes. I've seen it. That's a windmill. And so this retard could do that. This retard could do that exceptionally well. Really? Like super fast? No, he didn't fly. What?
00:25:41
Speaker
What are you trying to, what do you mean? He'd go fast. He'd be, he'd be on his back and he would be doing that. Fucking like he could spin real fast. Cause the pros are super fast and all that shit. Yeah. He would do that and end up in a backspin and then fucking chill. My brother was, could do the worm. Yeah. I could do the worm. I could still do the worm. Really?
00:26:11
Speaker
Yeah. You can't do the worm. Fuck no. I'm surprised you didn't try to eat him. He would do the worm and you'd walk around like a chicken trying to eat him. You were in a break dancing club. For sure. Breakdancing was dope. I'm not hating. It's just fucking hilarious. Do you know anything about turbo or ozone? No. Are these, are these people? Yeah.
00:26:41
Speaker
So breaking, dude. All right. So one of our trailer parks was watch the trailer for breaking. Was this black kid in breaking? No. How was he famous, though? Well, he's boys club famous. Oh, I got you. He was like he was legit. What else could he do as far as break dancing? Just that's it. So he wasn't retarded. He was just not a smart guy. No, I'm pretty sure he's retarded.
00:27:11
Speaker
Cause he didn't say anything else. Oh, he didn't. That's the only thing he knew how to say. I never heard him say anything else. I can do the windmill. Oh, he emailed up. I can do the windmill. Today sounded like he was like a man. You guys say Bill can do the windmill. No one says hi. Bill can do the windmill. It's like he's right here.
00:27:46
Speaker
Wow. Um, I didn't know that story. That's funny. I, I knew you went to the boys club, but I didn't realize you were like a fucking member, like a lifelong member. I want to find this thing that we used to have. I don't know the name of it and it makes me mad because if I showed you, you'll know what it is immediately. Um, a mat, right? A breakdancing mat. No, that way I moved off from the breakdancing, but yeah, you'd use cardboard. Oh, this is something different. Yeah. What are we talking about?
00:28:17
Speaker
Then we had like these scooter things that you would sit down on your ass, right? Yeah. On the seat, on the ground, like parallel with the ground. Yes. And then you'd put your feet up on the handlebar part and then they'd have little handles right there too, beside your feet and you would wiggle it back and forth and make it go. Yeah, I've seen those before. I've never used one. You haven't? Oh dude, those are fucking nightmares.
00:28:42
Speaker
You can get going, but like you run over your, you've run over so many fingers and run, had your fingers run over so much. Oh yeah. Fuck that. Cause we've been playing different games with them and stuff. And I've, it's the worst. It's like stubbing your toe, but worse. So you would, the, where would you put your hands? So like your feet go, so you'd sit on the seat on the ground, basically wheels on this thing.
00:29:08
Speaker
There's wheels underneath and then you'd put your feet up on like the handlebars in front of the seat that I placed for your feet. And then by your feet, there's the grips and you would grab that and jiggle your shit back and forth. And that would make it go. Yeah. But why would you run your fingers over? Because you'd be fucking falling and leaning over and then somebody bump you in so many fingers get smashed. Would you guys have this in PE?
00:29:37
Speaker
Uh, we might've had it in PE too, but this was the boys club. It was, that was the day you wanted to be in there. You want to be in the gym when they had that you want to be in the gym when they had dodge ball and then home base was cool. And then you had your basketball and flag football and stuff, but those games, you always want to be in there for him. And then archery, I'd want to be out down there for archery and shooting BB guns.
00:30:05
Speaker
Right. And then, and then in that class where you could grind your own figurine thing out of like that weird acrylic plastic, this dude made a Michael Jordan and I tried so hard. My shit looked like it was melted. I don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did it. He made like, he made like a Michael Jordan, uh, face emblem face.
00:30:31
Speaker
Or whatever the, oh, the jump with the spread legs. Yeah. He would end up making a ton of them every time we got to go down there and sell them with like a lighter. What do you mean with a lighter? How would he, how would he make a Jordan symbol with our, there's like a grinder and a buffer. Oh, I thought you meant I think he burned it into it. No, it's like an actual acrylic piece of plastic that was turned into the shape.
00:30:58
Speaker
Oh, that's dope. By working it down. He was pretty talented at it. He sold a lot of them. Well, good for him. Did you have any of those pens that people would like wrap in like a fabric or string and it would, they would spell shit out in it? Now. What? Those sold really well too. I don't know how they did that. It would spell what out? Like the Bulls or just different teams. Oh, on the cover. On the pen. Yeah.
00:31:27
Speaker
Yeah, they're using their knitting. They're fucking like old ladies. No, it's like a string that they would wrap it around it. It was like a thin string that is cool. I wish I had one of those to show you. I bet they look stupid now, but they're cool then. But you missed out. Boys Club is a shit. A lot of fights. You get beat up. A lot of the boys club, a lot of people getting beat up.
00:31:53
Speaker
Uh, don't they have people working there? Like adults? One, those people don't care to, uh, you would be beating people up, not inside to be outside somewhere. You have to leave sometime. Oh, that's true. And then I feed you there that have chocolate milk too. That's the best. What would they feed you? Like peanut butter and jelly? No, they have like a lunch program, like school.
00:32:22
Speaker
All right. Weekends were dope. Like upstairs, it was hard. They had like a adult, like a grownup or older kid section. So they wouldn't have to fuck with us mouth breathers downstairs. You know, your boys and girls club must've been huge. Cause like all I remember, I think, I think I went there as a teenager once and they had like a basketball court. That was where everyone was.
00:32:47
Speaker
Oh no, we had a gym, a full, a full court basketball court inside. We had that. And then before you got into there, there was like pool tables, like a jungle gym, Siberia kind of thing, like a tree house. Uh, then they had bumper pool. Uh, fuck what's the name of that game where you slide it on the dust, like a bars, what the fuck's that called? Oh, the shuffleboard.
00:33:13
Speaker
kind of like a shuffleboard. They had that, they had all the different games. You could trade your card in for battleships and all those games. Um, then they had the lunch area and then downstairs where they had the archery. So you were going there, even not after school, you're going there on the weekends. Yeah, I would go there whenever I could, but it was kind of far, I'd have to get dropped off.
00:33:39
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Oh, you couldn't ride your bike there. No, it's too far. Way too far. Which is cool because I mean, it's hard to get beat up when your mom's there. First of all, who's getting beat up? What the fuck kind of town did you live in? When you have a whole bunch of kids growing up with fucking no role models, that's how you show how cool and dominant you are.
00:34:03
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By being like, by being like 14 and beating up an eight year old. Oh God. Damn. Yeah, dude. It was like, so it was like survival of the fittest Lord of the Flies. Uh, but upstairs they had a cool section where they would watch like college football and stuff like that. They had a projector. All right. Watching movies and shit. They'd put like, like in Finding Nemo on there.
00:34:25
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Well, no, it's for the, uh, my age level. And they had different levels like intermediate and different levels of being at the boys club, one for how long you're there and then the other is how old you are. So if it's free, basically to go to this place, how are they fucking staying open? Donors.
00:34:48
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It's a nonprofit too. So like they get money, probably grants from the government and there's a nonprofit, meaning they don't make any money, but everybody there gets paid, you know? Yeah. It's like good. They go into the good will all those people, all those, the nonprofits, the, the directors and stuff pay themselves like $300,000. Like we can't make money. Somebody's got to get paid legit. But no, I don't want to make this a boys club fucking episode, but did you have a, um,
00:35:17
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Uh, what are those? What are the, what's that other program called? Um, older brother program or. Big brother. Big brother. Yeah. Do you ever have that? No, I didn't do any of that. And no one ever had a dad, but not a brother. True. But I had a neighbor that kind of did that with me, but his kid was, uh, his kid was a little suspect. So I'm guessing that guy was going to try to fuck me at some point.
00:35:46
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What do you mean his kid was suspect? Oh, he was gay. Yeah, it's some gay tendencies. He might be. They took me to and what? Do you think gay people have to be turned gay by touching them as a child? Probably helps. It definitely turns girls sluttier for some reason.
00:36:16
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Yeah, I like that. Uh, I recommend any father's please do that. Help us out. Um, there was a, but they took me to the arcade once and he spent like gaming, like 20 bucks for the arcade. And I like a blue one. It was like a thousand dollars. Right. So he liked you. His dad gave me 20 bucks. You were a cute kid. Yeah. Well, no, but he was probably getting what he could.
00:36:46
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Well, were you friends with his son? Yeah. Okay. Well, that's why he's just like, I feel poor. He probably knew you didn't, you know, have tons of money. So he was like, Oh, he's living like right next to us. He didn't have any money either. Oh, he was, he was in the trailer next to you. I didn't limit the trailer to older. No. Oh shit.
00:37:11
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Yeah. I think you've been holding back. You're not quite as poor as you say you are. What do you mean? Just because I lived in a house? Yeah. Trailers cost as much as houses. I'm telling you. No, they don't. I've lived in trailers. I know. You lived in a trailer in the middle of a thing on somebody's land that already owned it. That's different than an actual trailer court. That's like you
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00:37:31
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pay rent and lot rent. Like you got to pay for the space and the trailer. Double wide, single wide.
00:37:40
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single. Yeah, that's pretty cheap. Yeah. We went there very long. I got us kicked out of that bad boy. That's true. We talked about that with your dad. I know. I miss that guy. Well, you better talk to him soon. He's getting old. Uh, we'll get him back on here. Okay. All right. We had, we had someone to talk about. We got, we got some stuff. Way off tangent for 30 minutes.
00:38:11
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Yeah, that's fine. Um, people love our stories. Yeah. Listen to that for fucking an hour. So I got some celebrities with, uh, some dark pasts. I want to kind of go through those with you. Can you read it as the demon? Okay. Um, so what do you know about Drew Barrymore?
00:38:39
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hot, probably touched as a kid. Do you think she touches children? No, I think she got touched as a child. Maybe. Um, it doesn't really say she was touched as a child, although, um, she took very young to partying. She started partying when she was nine years old. Yeah. You start partying when you're nine and doing well, she was drinking at night. She was just, she was getting wasted at nine.
00:39:07
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Yeah. Cause people, cause people were giving it to her. Yeah. She was famous. She was a famous child actress. Yeah. And you're like, I want to fuck you. Here's some beer. Yeah. She started smoking pot at 10. Um, and she started snorting cocaine at 12 pretty dope. And, uh, by 13, she'd been to rehab twice. She had cocaine money. She's been there. She'd been to rehab twice by 13.
00:39:35
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Yeah, you do choose getting railed guaranteed at maybe at 13 dude. She was getting drunk at nine. She was fucking at nine. That's terrible. Didn't not agree with it. I'm just saying like, that's obvious. All right. But I mean, you look at her now and you would never think any of that stuff. She's, she's out there, bro. Is she a little bit. She's weird now.
00:40:05
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She has her own fucking talk show. Yeah. Have you seen it? No. Yeah. Take a look at it. Give me, give me a ring back. Give me calm. Give me why. What's she like? I don't know. She just, she's super nice and happy with, she just seems weird. Like when she was cute and like hot and everything, she can kind of get away with that weird quirky attitude. Now it's like she's an old mom and it's kind of annoying.
00:40:33
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Okay. All right. That's fair. Just watch it. And do you tell me if it seems like she just, she's a weirdo. She's cool. I still like her. I like her a lot, but she's weird. Um, yeah, she's definitely weird. Here's, here's one where I think kind of everybody knows this. Matt, what Matthew Broderick did. No, if you're older than 50, maybe.
00:41:01
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Um, for people who don't know who Matthew Broderick is, he was in Ferris Bueller's day off. He was Ferris Bueller. Oh, that probably cleared it up for them. Yeah. I mean, that's a classic movie. Um, if you're listening to this and you don't know what Ferris Bueller's day off is, please turn this fucking podcast off right now. Don't do that. We need you. He, uh, so in 1987, um,
00:41:30
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He was driving a Volvo and he collided, or no, no, I'm sorry. He collided with a Volvo in 1987, killing two women. Volvo sucks. He claims he doesn't remember that day or why he was driving in the wrong lane. He was charged with careless driving and fined $175. So over there in England, they drive on the other side of the road.
00:42:00
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Mm hmm. But he was driving in the side of the road we drive on. He's probably got a head on collision in his car. All right, how about a good old Samuel L. Jackson? What do you think he did? He again got those motherfucking snakes off that motherfucking plane.
00:42:28
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Um, oh, worse than that. He, uh, he led a protest in college that escalated badly. Police had to intervene when protesters took several faculty members hostage, including Martin Luther King's dad. Dang. Did he kill anybody? Uh, he didn't kill anyone. I mean, it doesn't say he did. What were they protesting? Um, it didn't say. It's weak. Probably, um,
00:42:59
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Something about black people since Martin Luther King's dad was there. Yeah, I don't think you would take him. He'd probably be on your side. Well, uh, yeah, who knows? Protesting, just yelling at people about Pamela Anderson. What do you think she did? She got railed a lot. Um, that's her dark past. Mm hmm.
00:43:27
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She was molested by a female babysitter when she was six, raped at age 12 and gang raped by her boyfriend and six of his friends when she was a teenager. Nice. Lucky boyfriend. Lucky six friends. What a good boyfriend, like friends that guy. Like I don't believe it. You guys want to wreck my girlfriend? Like that's, I think that's like a story for like, Hey, I'm, no one's talking about me. I got to make something up. You don't think she was, she could have been molested or raped. Gang, gang. Come on.
00:43:57
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Why not? I don't know. She maybe tricked her into it. I mean, sure. She could have been molested and raped at 12, but I don't know about the whole gang bang and raped by her boyfriend and six friends probably started to talk to her into it. She didn't really want to do it, but didn't stop them really, but didn't like it. Kelts gang rape. Or maybe she did like it, but it got around town. So she's like, Oh, fuck.
00:44:24
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Maybe. I wonder if she looked, uh, I wonder if she was titty full at that time. Oh, no. I mean, no, she didn't have fake titties back then. Your mic cuts out a lot. Am I cutting out? Yeah. Maybe it's the internet. I hope so. Like how much is it cutting out? Just a few words in every sentence.
00:44:57
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just stay close to it or something. I don't know if it's... Has it been the whole time we've been talking? Yeah, I didn't want to stop you. Well, yeah, you need to stop me, dude. Come on. We're going to hope this software clears it up. Well, we'll see.
00:45:17
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Let's see who else we got. Tyler Perry. I think he's had to stay close to the mic. Tyler Perry. I'm right on the mic. Definitely molested because that dude is a fruitcake. He has described his childhood as a living hell. He was often beaten by his father and several adults abused him sexually. Probably because he kept dressing like Medea. Maybe that's why he dresses like Medea.
00:45:45
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Maybe he probably draws like media back then. They're like, well, if you're going to act like that, we're going to treat you like that. Yeah, he's he's kind of fucked up. Now you got me all self-conscious about my mic. Yeah, so I didn't say anything. So I'm right on the mic. I mean, yeah, it sounds fine now. Oh, OK. Lick it. And it's like, suck it, just lick it once.
00:46:17
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Uh, let's see, Charlie Chaplin. Does anyone know who Charlie Chaplin is out there? Feel free to explain it to them and have them tell him about a movie that he's in the. Island actor. Black and white. He had a little Hitler mustache and a top hat. What movie? Fuck. I don't know. He's was in hundreds of movies. They're very iconic and classics. You should know what they are. There's a movie about Charlie Chaplin played by Iron Man guy.
00:46:47
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The guy who played Iron Man, I don't remember his name. Ted Danson. Ted Danson. There we go. He married actress Lita Gray after he knocked her up and she refused to have an abortion. He was 35 and she was 16. Where'd it go, Charlie? Do you think when he came, he was silent? Yes.
00:47:14
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Silent movies have been crazy to go to back then. They would just have like, you would just be laughing almost at like to nothing. I almost guarantee he was silent. Okay. I guess I sodomize. She was, this is very molestation heavy. Let's go with molestation for a hundred.
00:47:45
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She was beaten up regularly during her childhood, sexually abused since age 9. At 14 she gave birth to a child who died two weeks later.
00:48:00
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It was dark, dude. The, the fact that people keep beating her regularly, it's cause she was doing talk shows on them and like, there's a fucking, I don't even know what they could have given us a job. There's a crayon under your chair. You get a crayon, you get a crayon. Uh, so, uh, is that a real name? Oprah Winfrey? It is a real, well, I don't know if it's a real name. That's just, I mean,
00:48:28
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Okay. Sorry to ask. Do you ask, that's like you asking me during the comic book thing is like, is that a Marvel character? Like, first of all, you don't fucking know. I don't know, but I want to know. Like, is it a Marvel character? Like, I know it's two names of two comic books. I'm going to fucking keep throwing a match and wonder if you tell him, he can tell me.
00:48:57
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Abraham Lincoln. Is that a Marvel book character? No, but there is a fucking dope movie. If you haven't seen it, it's called Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter. Yeah. Why is it dope? Um, because it's actually well made. Okay. I don't know. It's just a good movie. You know, what's a better movie? Oh yeah. There's a lot better movies, but you're going to tell me Jesus Christ vampire Slayer.
00:49:26
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Is that, is that a real one? Yeah. I think we did a trailer park on it. Uh, well this is true. This really happened to Abraham Lincoln. Okay. He lost his mother when he was nine and his father left to find a new wife. Abe and his 11 year old sister had to fend for themselves for six months with nothing to eat, but dried berries. Devastating. That's a real dark history.
00:50:01
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Uh, like, it was like your mom's dead. I gotta get pussy also. I'll be back in six months. Uh, Ooh, Robert Downey Jr. That's the guy. That's the guy who played Chaplin. I think is the name of the movie is called Chaplin. Did he talk during it? Um, I think he did because I don't think it was just him portraying the movies that Chaplin did. It was like behind the scenes of his life.
00:50:30
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That'd have been awesome if he was silent all the time. You don't like Robert Downey Jr. No, I just mean him being silent during the movie would be hilarious if he was a method actor and he would just be silent. Like, would you like eggs, Charlie? And he would just like fucking fall down. Like, I guess that means yes. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Uh, he got.
00:50:55
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Robert Don Jr. Got his first hit of weed from his own father when he was six years old He's been addicted to drugs since the age of eight That's it that's it that's his that's his whole fucking thing you like a little weed dude relax Young age yeah, it's fine. We all do yeah, I mean
00:51:25
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That's usually a cool dad that would do something like that. Depends if he's like, you're going to smoke this whole bag. It's like some fentanyl. They didn't have that yet. That's true. It's like a little bit of cocaine and you get some primos. Keanu Reeves. Somebody used to talk normal until people hit him a lot. He doesn't talk normal.
00:51:53
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He's got a weird speech about him. Well, I mean, he accentuated that in Bill and Ted, but yeah, that's true. Uh, he's full of tragedy.
00:52:10
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Does he have AIDS? Well, his father left when he was three and his best friend, River Phoenix, died from a drug overdose. His girlfriend broke up with him when their child was stillborn and she died in a car accident 18 months later. Sounds like he's had a very charm life. I don't know. I don't know about the dad part though. Just your dad leaving us free. That's normal.
00:52:40
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America. A lot of these people you've never heard of. Kiefer Sutherland. He's pretty cool. He has done a few short jail stints for driving under the influence. He also got in trouble for headbutting a fashion designer in 2009. That's kind of cool. I wonder if it's Kanye. Is Kanye a fashion designer? Oh yeah.
00:53:09
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Oh, well, shit. He's a fucking genius. It's what I hear. I've just headbutting one. There's I want to see. I wish I was there to watch him head by like, oh, they're getting mad at each other. Oh, do you just fucking headbutt that person? Yeah. What did the fashion designer have to like suggest to him to where he's like, oh, fuck no. You're going to fucking fuck you up. Probably like, you know how they walk out with ridiculous shit for just a 10. No one's going to wear like I'm wearing half a duck. Right.
00:53:37
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Like I'm wearing half a duck and an eye patch and space glasses. And he walked over to the fucking fashion den and she's like, what do you think? And he's like, ah, he doesn't have blood, sir. Like it's ridiculous. Who's going to wear it like an asshole or everybody comes out dressed like Legos. Like what store is this going into? Oh, Chuck Berry. I think it's enormous.
00:54:07
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Uh, Chuck Norris is he's clean. Chuck Berry. Uh, he was in jail for robbery and illegally transporting a 14 year old girl across state lines. Um, in 1990, he was sued for filming women in a bathroom without their knowledge. Oh, shit. A real sick dog. What the fuck? What songs does he sing? Um, he's the, isn't he like the creator of rock and roll pretty much?
00:54:36
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Yeah. But like, do you know a song? No, like he doesn't do like great balls of fire. No, that's fucking Richard. No, that's the white dude. Oh yeah. Uh, Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. I need to know a song. Find a song. Oh my God. Find a song. I got to know what he was singing when he was like peeping at fucking buttholes. All right.
00:55:03
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In 1990, he was just an old man. Like I can't do shit, but look at girls take pisses. Johnny be good is one of his songs. He talking to his dick. Run, run Rudolph. Okay. Uh, sweet little 16. Okay. That's probably the one he was listening to. Um, Nadine, let's twist again.
00:55:33
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beautiful Delilah was twist again is what he was telling his Dick. He's trying to see. He does a twisting motion. Uh, the bath is pretty creepy, but like, can you, I like that he took a 14 year old across state lines illegally. Can you do it legally? Yeah. If you're like her parent. Oh yeah. Like he was, uh, an adult driving
00:55:59
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Uh, with a 14 year old, well, I don't, I have no idea. Like you could have drove around with that girl anywhere, but like soon as you cross that bridge, it's illegal. Yeah. It was like a human trafficking at that point. I gotcha. They're like, we need money from this guy. Just make up some bullshit. Um, go Johnny, go. Uh, school days. He likes, he likes little ones. He really likes Johnny. Little Queenie.
00:56:29
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Anything about piss. Anything about pissing and shit. Tootie Fruity. Maybe that one. Big boys. That's what he called the poops. Ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling. You heard that song, right? My ding-a-ling. What's that? Did you say my ding-a-ling? The song? Yeah. You have, yeah. I think he sings that.
00:57:00
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Anyway, that's what he does. He was Weird Al. How about Madonna? Oh, God, who knows? Yeah, like, it has to be real bad, right? Well, the fact that I already know all these stories, I pretended not to know. Oh, yeah, why are you? Did you read every single one? Yeah, don't send me stuff. All right. Well, then since you know what happened to her,
00:57:29
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Uh, remember, Oh dude, I could tell you right now. Give me a second. I had to come. You don't pull it up and read it. I'll tell you right now. She went to a neighbor's to use the phone and he raped her. Well, yeah. He assaulted her at knife point.
00:57:47
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Yeah, I mean, what is dick and you don't just I don't think he right there. So he just punched her in the face. Yeah. Maybe he's my phone. Ah, don't we go in fucking singing stupid songs and sucking Rodlands dick in the future? Did you know Steve Jobs swore he was infertile in order to deny paternity of his first daughter? I would hate to make him mad, but yeah, I did know that. You'd hate to make Steve Jobs mad? You.
00:58:16
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What? Oh, why? But I do know that. Yes. All right. Well, we're done with that. No, you have to be done. I just know that's a genius defense. Like check me. I'm in fertile. I can't have no babies. Bitch line. That's true. She's like, take the test. Like I don't have to take a test. I have no sperm. Look, he's beat off and like, look, look, and just zoom into the microscope. Like look, nothing.
00:58:45
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They don't even move around. Which he probably just had some fucking new space age development, like fucking implanted into his penis to make him look, they just knocked him out on the way out. Yeah. He wasn't really infertile, he would just zap him with something on the way out. I think we're going to move on to animal attacks. No, wasn't there another celebrity thing?
00:59:11
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Was that all of them? Oh, there was. But I mean, you've read it. So I've read everything. You read. OK. All right. Let's see what we got. The. Yeah. So that was the Steve Jobs thing. Mm hmm. That was in the other list. Mm hmm. We also got Steven Tyler, Mary, like fucked his daughter.
00:59:37
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Well, he almost kind of, he took legal custody of the teenager. He was banging may have pressured her into aborting their child. So I don't even understand that. I don't know if it's his actual daughter or just someone, someone else's daughter. Well, he, uh, he,
01:00:02
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He reached deep into his heart to take legal custody of a troubled underage fan so that he could have approximately all of the sex with her. That's a weird sentence. Yeah, he looks. David Tyler looks like a fucking catfish, like an actual catfish. He is someone. He is one of the ugliest people in the world. Yeah, he looks like a.
01:00:28
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like a fish, like a skeleton fish with Jamaican dreadlocks. He does have an amazing voice though. He has a huge mouth. His mouth is like probably the size of
01:00:46
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I don't even know what to compare it to like a laptop. Okay. I did. You just looking around the room. That's all you can see. He, uh, Steven Tyler looks like they, you're like, you know what? We're going to make a character in a comic book, a Marvel comic book. That's actually DC. I apologize. And it's going to be the Joker. He's got Joker mouth. He does have a joke. He would be a good Joker. He would. He'd also be a good sturgeon. He sounds like, um, Kay Ray when he talks.
01:01:15
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Kind of. He, he looks like he, I just want him to make like the fish motion of like trying to suck in air. You look just like a fish. He is, he is a pretty hideous, uh, Oh God, he's, he's ugly. I'm seeing pictures of him right now. Yeah. He's like a transvestite vampire. Yeah. He's not good mixed with, um, I love Peyton Manning after I read this story.
01:01:45
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Yeah, me too. He allegedly teabagged his female prisoner trainer and blamed the incident on her vulgar mouth. Which I can't imagine. She's like, you're not going your fucking week. And he's like, that's what you get. Your mouth's dirty. You get a dirty teabag. Do you think he went fucking like naked, naked teabag or is he like just squatting in her face? It has to be, it has to be the full, the real teabag, right? I don't think so.
01:02:15
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You think he had like shorts on and he just like squatted over her face. Yeah, she's probably mocking him when she's running backwards and he's running as fast as he can. Big Manning was slow. He is. She's like, come on, you got to pick it up. Like you got to be able to scramble. Like I'm running backwards. She's like, ah, she fell. She tripped and she's running backwards. He's like, you get teabagged. It's what you do. Just screaming Omaha like teabagging here.
01:02:44
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It says here that he would then, okay. Manning is what would come crawling out. He would then lurch to the nearest athletic facility and drop his soupy grundle into a woman's face because that's his MO.
01:03:05
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Back when Manning was the star quarterback at the University of Tennessee, he was being examined in the locker room by the university's staff, personal trainer, Dr. Jamie Ann Nalright. For pain in his foot, while she was crouched behind him in possibly the most vulnerable position a human being can submit to, Manning pulled down his shorts and sat directly on her face. He's awesome.
01:03:34
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not now writes harrowing deposition. Describe the event. Thusly, it was the. Gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles and all that was on my face when I pushed him up. So, yeah, it was it was his balls. Yeah, they're like TT bags are like, no, he's like, eat my ass. He's like, no, he's like, eat it.
01:04:04
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I'm a star quarterback. You're nothing. Oh, God. Fucking showed her the ground. She got 300,000 out of it. Wow. Yeah. They probably did it together. He's like, you want 300 grand? Hold on. Here you go. Let me teabag you. They'll give you money for the school. Oh, that's dope. How much trouble he got into. That's how you know you're a good quarterback.
01:04:28
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Oh, when they can just be like, ah, we'll just, well, his dad is Archie Manning and he's rich. So he's like, Oh yeah. You ain't fucking derailing my son. Could you see Eli doing that? Yeah. I couldn't. Eli's like, I don't want to do that to you.
01:04:49
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They're having a Eli versus Peyton flag football thing at the fucking that's what they're playing instead of the Pro Bowl. They're playing flag football. Cool. That's pretty dumb. You'll watch it. I'll watch, but I'll probably watch it. Yeah. He was stabbed or he stabbed a producer at a party. See, everyone knows that, right? He's over. I think didn't he kill a guy?
01:05:20
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Mm, I don't know. And let's see. You didn't know that guy. Ooh, that guy just took a hot knife to the gut. Remember the principle from Ferris Bueller's Day off? Yeah, what did he get in trouble for paying some teen boy to take pictures of him or something? Yeah, paid a 14 year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photos and he got convicted for it and it didn't affect his career at all.
01:05:49
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No, because they'd have to arrest everyone. Everyone in Hollywood. We'd have no movies. It just it's just going to show you if you have money, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Kind of. It's apparently young childrenish type, a lot of boys, a lot of young boys were even beating you out of that. Girls, young boys get molested the most, I think.
01:06:19
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Oh, yeah. The 100 percent, especially when you think how many people are Catholic. Like just think of how many young Mexican boys are getting raped right now. Think about it nightly. It's pretty sad. Well, I just thought there are probably like also like you're not going to be a little bitch until. Right. You're going to keep it to yourself because you're embarrassed. You got butt plugged.
01:06:52
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Uh, so, oh, is there one more? There's one more. Uh, Terence Howard. I think that one's kind of lame. Oh, he's just a habitual woman beater. Yeah. And also she has crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of lame. Aren't we all. So there we go. That's, that's, that's it. That's the celebrity game.
01:07:22
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That wasn't really a game, you just read me that people got molested. That was what we called a game of molestation. Do you think, I've always wondered this, do you think the rate of shit that how fucked up people are when they're celebrities is higher than the average person on earth, or do you think it's about the same?
01:07:49
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Like the rate of craziness. You know how like everyone in Hollywood seems like they're crazy as fuck and all fucked up. Yeah. It's not all of them are, but you can get away with everything. Do you think the rate is higher for those people to be all fucked up than it is for the average person? Yeah. Because you can't, as an average person, you'll go to jail. Not always. At that level, they can kind of like get away with a lot of stuff. People love them more than their icons and they, they feel like gods.
01:08:18
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All right. So it's, it's way higher than it's a thing. It's a corruption thing, right? No, I mean, it could be morals too. Right. Yeah. But you're corrupted because of your power that you can do anything. So you explore that you push it, like I can do whatever you only push as far as you can go, because this is all we can do. If, if we had more possibilities, we might push farther too. When you think.
01:08:46
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That's very interesting, TK. Yeah, I know. What should I call you? You can call me whatever you like. Satan. Call me Satan. Hello, Satan. You think I have anything to do with these celebrities? No. It's not me. Nope.
01:09:13
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I think you're kind of just a figurehead. You really can't do anything. Oh, you don't know that. I'll have a good feeling. Well, I've made you do things that you didn't want to do. That's a little creepy to hear. That's what do you mean? Let's not talk about that on air then. Let's keep that inside. What would you like to talk about?
01:09:41
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I don't know how to talk to a Satan. Hold on. That's a ton. Excuse me. That's very French. Um, yeah, I like the eye of pure power. You know, that's crazy. I've read a book and I've listened to a book. Excuse me.
01:10:00
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Um,
Themes from 'Outwitting the Devil'
01:10:01
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since you already know, you think you'd tell him I'm lying, uh, called outwitting the devil by Napoleon Hill. It's pretty awesome. They should have this voice and it'd be dope. Is that Joe Nail's brother? It's his grandfather. Napoleon, what a fucking stupid name. That's pretty dope, dude.
01:10:22
Speaker
No, it's an awesome book. Like there's a lot of stuff in there. Like there's written a, I mean, a long time ago that applies to, you should listen to it. It's amazing. I should listen to it. No, I guess. I mean, just to see if the facts that they're saying you're correct about you. Oh, you can't outwit me. There's no fucking way. He did it. And he was interviewing you. That's what made it cool. Like he interviews the devil.
01:10:46
Speaker
And, uh, remember this interview, this guy must be crazy. He's the guy that wrote, uh, think and grow rich. Yeah. How rich was he? Pretty wealthy. Yeah. Was he still alive? 20 dude. No, he's down here with me. Maybe he, it was a good though. You should listen to it for real. It's pretty cool. Um, why'd you make Steven Tyler look like that?
01:11:17
Speaker
Oh, I have to have some fun sometimes. I don't know what to add. I should, I'm going to prepare and we're going to have a little interview with you. I'll bring back noodles. Okay. That was weird. Almost awkward. But no, I do that. That book, that book is pretty crazy. Like still applies.
01:11:45
Speaker
I just want to like, obviously he didn't really have a fucking interview. The devil, it was all an analogy or something, right? Well, they acted like he was, but the stuff like in the devil replied and the questions and like, it was pretty cool. Cause like a lot of stuff about rhythm and getting trapped in whirlpool type things is cool. That's hard to explain, dude. All right. It's interesting. It wasn't very interesting until he got to that part though. That's kind of boring.
01:12:15
Speaker
Right. Cause it's all about how he got rich. And it's like, he was a motivational speaker back before there was motivational speakers. He didn't even put this book out. His family put it out after he died. Oh. Cause he thought it was going to be a problem. He even says that, he even says that in the, uh, in the book when he's interviewing the devil and the devil's like, I'll tell you any answer you want. Cause you're going to be ostracized by the Christian community and by your friends and family. If you put this out, blah, blah, blah.
01:12:43
Speaker
Oh, he was trying to get answers from that. He was like, uh, picking the devil's brain. Was that what it was? Kind of. Did I lose you? Kind of. Now I'm talking the whole time. Oh, it must be. I must, am I, uh, delayed? Maybe. Oh, it sounds. We can end it here. We can end it here.
01:13:09
Speaker
Everybody sorry for the boring episode. Uh, you apologize. I had fun. We talked about the boys club. That's legit. And you got to talk to the devil. So it can't be all that. That is pretty dope. All right. Until next week. Till next week.