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NTK316 - Prom Air
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TK tells Noodles all about being on an island during a volcanic eruption. Noodles fires back with his travel to a frozen barren wasteland and the air princess he meets on the way.
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Introduction and Food Talk
00:00:02
Speaker
You're listening to the Cheap Shots Podcast Network.
Eating on Air: Dirty Fries and TheraFlu
00:00:42
Speaker
What's up, dude? I'm eating some dirty fries. What you doing? Okay. Just being bewildered by your reaction. Thank you. What a dirty fries, bud. Well, I'm glad you asked. I imagine since you decided to mash them into your face right before we began. Well, they're good.
00:01:11
Speaker
Bunch of french fries, obviously. And they're mixed with aioli, bacon, chives, some of these green onions, and goat cheese. Nice. I've never had goat cheese before. Everyone will be eating while we do our podcast like a professional. Yeah, we are. Well, I mean, it is dinnertime for me.
00:01:41
Speaker
True. It is eight 30. I'm eating dirty fries, drinking thera flu. And then I'm about to put a dip in right after that. Was that an, was that like, would you like a medium thera flu? Well, it sounds that part of the meal. No, this is separate. I had to go to the store for this. Gotcha.
00:02:10
Speaker
They didn't have any other, um, cold medicine. They had Thera flu sitting there. The kind of, you have to pour into a drink and mix it all up.
Travel Tales: Alaska Adventures
00:02:21
Speaker
It's disgusting. Thera flu. How about you? How's your day going? It's going all right. I actually have to get a dip too. I gotta find.
00:02:35
Speaker
Why don't you, um, tell everyone everything about you and your life and where you're at and stuff. And I'll grab that. Oh, yeah. You don't have to be here. I want to blow my brains out. All right. I'm in Seward right now. Not, not like a sewer, but Seward. It's in Alaska.
00:03:00
Speaker
I just drove here this morning because I was stuck in Barrow, Alaska for like three days longer than I was supposed to be because the plane, the weather was too bad. So I'm currently in Seward, Alaska, where it is right now starting to snow. That's good. I have to complete a job tomorrow.
00:03:30
Speaker
And then I fly out the next day. Oh. Did you come back yet? Yeah. Oh. I'm glad you could see me. Oh, so yeah. Barrow was fun. They put me in a nice hotel, so that was cool.
00:04:02
Speaker
That's cool. What kind of hotel? Top of the world. That's what it's called. It is called top of the world. And then. Do we have a huge delay or are you slightly retarded? What's going on?
Technical Glitches and Forced Stories
00:04:18
Speaker
I don't know. I can hear you just fine. Well, I can hear you too, but how long of a delay is there? Um, not very long. Hold on a second. Yeah, we're back.
00:04:32
Speaker
Yeah, the delay, the delay. The dreaded delay. You asked me about the top of the world. Yep. I love telling TK stories because he hates them so much. And this is the only way I could force them upon him. And he can't really argue about it. It makes me so fucking happy.
00:05:03
Speaker
This goes with our game that we'll be playing. Oh, good. So the top of the world is like the northernmost point in America. It's above the Arctic Circle. It's dark 24 hours a day in the wintertime. And vampires come and kill you when you sleep. How come you're not dead? I escaped just in the nick of time.
00:05:35
Speaker
Okay. The movie 30 days of night takes place there. I think we talked about this a little bit on the last one, but, uh, that's pretty cool. I wanted to go there until you went there and it sounds like a fucking nightmare. So the bad part is, is you don't, um, well, they, the facility picks me up and drops me off and
00:06:05
Speaker
That's
Volcanoes and First Class: Hawaii Experiences
00:06:06
Speaker
the bad part. You're not free to just drive around anywhere and look at stuff. I wouldn't like that. And I would love that at the same time. Like when I have to work with anybody, like I make them drive so I can feel like a diplomat, try to ride in the back. They fed me every meal I wanted.
00:06:32
Speaker
Anything you ask for like you look like the chick from European vacation. No, so they pick me up and they're like, all right, we're gonna eat breakfast. I'm like, Oh, okay. And I pick out whatever in the cafeteria I want for breakfast. And they, they're like, this is, you don't have to pay for this. It's all on us. I'm like, all right. And then lunchtime and they're like, let's go buy you a lunch.
00:07:01
Speaker
And if I want dinner, I can go, they'll pick me up and I can go there and grab dinner and then go back to the hotel. Pretty cool. I like that they sat there the most Northern tip of America and they sound Southern. Yeah. The guy who was with me was from Texas, but he's lived in Alaska for 30 years.
00:07:24
Speaker
That's pretty cool. You can't get rid of that. Once you have it, you're scarred for life. So that was pretty cool. I sent you a picture from there. Over the whale bones. Whale bones, baby. That's pretty cool. That point right there is the end. That is the northernmost point, right? Right where that picture is.
00:07:55
Speaker
for, for it being dark 24 hours. It wasn't very dark, dude. No. So it was actually, uh, the lightest that I saw there. The sun doesn't come up, but it comes right to the edge as a, you know, it's, it's always down, but it looks like at its brightest. It looks like it's, um, just heavily overcast. I gotcha.
00:08:24
Speaker
That's cool. Um, he says it gets darker as the winter goes on though. Like it doesn't, it gets to a point where you can't even tell it's just pitch black the whole time. Yeah. I kind of, I was so, I wish I got to go on there as well. I mean, that'd be kind of a cool place to go, but still sounds terrible too. At the same time, they build everything on stilts. They have to wear stilts when they build stuff.
00:08:51
Speaker
No, just the buildings have to have stilts. They do. That'd be awesome. Everybody in town is walking around on stilts. That huge facility was upon all stilts. Every building is because they can't build buildings right on top of the permafrost because as it melts and freezes, it'll fuck up all the buildings.
00:09:19
Speaker
So they got to build them on stilts and the stilts have to go down below the permafrost. You learned a lot. I'm a genius. I don't know about that. You learned a lot. So, um, yeah, that was, that's my adventure so far. That's cool. Up here in Seward now. You just got back from somewhere. Alaska, I was in Alaska too.
00:09:49
Speaker
You were not. I was in Alaska. I had no service. Remember this last trip. Yeah, it was this, this full trip was, I was in Alaska on this trip. Oh, I guess in the whole 18 days you were, you were in Dillingham. Dillyham. Hey, what'd you think of that place? I think we talked about it, but we could talk about it again. We did. We did. No, we're good. We're good. Oh.
00:10:18
Speaker
I did get to see a volcano. He had, he had relations with an Eskimo. No, I couldn't find one. You did see. So then you went to Hawaii and you saw a volcano, which was erupting before, but this time it was, I've seen it. Yeah. Shit was coming out of it. That was pretty cool to see. Uh, I went one night and it, I swear to God, the entire island was on that highway trying to look at it.
00:10:49
Speaker
It was a two hour trip. Like it was two hours to drive there and bat one hour there, one hour back. And it took me about five hours. How long did you stand out there looking at it? Not very long. I'm so mad about being in traffic. I was falling asleep. Thank God for really good, um, cruise control and the new cars. It's almost like having a Tesla because if you put the, if you put it in cruise control,
00:11:15
Speaker
And you do the lane assist, you can basically just keep it in cruise control. It'll stop completely for you and go again. You have to have your hand on the steering wheel though. Yeah, that's fine with that. Otherwise that doesn't work. So that helped. I was starting to fall asleep in traffic. Did you, uh, did you get close to the lava? Could you feel it? No.
00:11:44
Speaker
It was like a mile or two. It was a couple, it was a couple of miles away, a mile or two away. So people had like probably like binoculars and a telescope so they could zoom in on it. Yeah, you could see it really good at night anyways, but so that was pretty interesting to see. And then my parents were giving me a whole bunch of shit about wanting pictures. So the last day I drove around taking pictures of everything, like a fucking tourist.
00:12:13
Speaker
Yeah, how'd that feel?
Unicorns and Mythology
00:12:15
Speaker
I don't like it. First of all, what do they want pictures of? Hawaii. They probably want you in the picture, though. Oh, that didn't happen. You should have just took a bunch of selfies of yourself and said, here you go. Just a place like, look, Jack in the box. No, that'd be awesome.
00:12:41
Speaker
What's funny is I sent my dad a picture cause he's like, Oh, it'd be nice to get some pictures or something. I sent him a picture of the volcano and he goes, nice. That would be a nice place to visit or something. And I'm like, listen, man, one of these pictures motherfucker. I was told that I was probably reading into it the wrong way, but I know my dad, he's like, don't be trying to show off. Right. He wants pictures like shitty pictures. He can make fun of.
00:13:06
Speaker
Maybe he's like, yo, who took a picture of that? Stupid. Oh yeah. So that was, I was super interesting. I thought it was pretty cool to be there. Um, I was a little nervous about the Pele's hair getting in the lungs and shit like that, but I seem fine. What do they call it? Pele's hair. Pele is like the deity there. God has type thing over there. Like of that volcano.
00:13:35
Speaker
And his hair will get into you. Her.
Travel Reflections: Alaska and Hawaii
00:13:39
Speaker
Her hair will get in your lungs. Yeah, because like they call it Pele's hair, but it's like a glass fibers. Kind of like asbestos. Like fiberglass. Yeah. Cause that's what asbestos is. Um, so did you, are you going to die?
00:14:03
Speaker
Oh, I feel fine for now. Uh, there was a point in this trip that I thought I was going to die. I walked into a hot lab with shit, with shit sitting out. I got a, I got an emergency call on that one. I'm pretty sure I'm going to probably all my teeth and hair are going to fall out. I walked into a radiation area. I was nervous, bro. I hope you go to your, I think this shit was out.
00:14:32
Speaker
Your convention in a couple of days and you, uh, you walk in and everyone thinks you're toxic Avenger. I walk in and I'm just like, Hey, and I just moved my hand through my hair and it all comes out.
00:14:51
Speaker
So that's what I did. Um, it was pretty cool. I got to go to the big Island and Honolulu, uh, Wahoo and Kona Island. So that was pretty cool. Interesting. So that's a ton of, uh, Wahoo and the big Island. How's that?
00:15:10
Speaker
Uh, I only went to two islands. I'm a real piece of shit. I, um, was on a hotel and they're having fireworks go off, which is pretty cool to see one night. I couldn't see them at all. And the next night I could, I don't know what the fuck. Yeah. They were coming from the ocean. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but it went off for a while. What's funny. It's weird because like there's apartments down there, like a lot of high rises.
00:15:40
Speaker
in Honolulu and, um, I think I was like on the 15th floor. So like when it was over, I just heard people clapping all over the place. That was kind of weird to hear. I mean, it's not like they were down there by it. Like they're just in their apart, like sitting on their apartment patios or balconies. Sorry. You know what, um, would have been cool if you had time.
00:16:07
Speaker
I just jumped over it, made him watch. Jumped over the ledge. Yeah, jumped off the building as a finale. No, would be to try to find Magnum P.I.'s house. That would have been real cool. That would have been dope.
Flight Comfort and Food Challenges
00:16:27
Speaker
How would I find that? Just a whole bunch of gay dudes banging on the lawn, fucking with Higgins. First of all, why are they gay dudes?
00:16:37
Speaker
Higgins was questionable at best. What? Higgins, the little dude that talked. No, Higgins was like the guy that owned like the house. And he didn't work. Didn't Magnum want to work for him? I don't remember. He was the. I don't remember either, but he's, I got his question. He's the British dude, right? Yeah. He had some sort of accident.
00:17:03
Speaker
Maybe we're thinking something different, but yeah, no, you just I'm sure you could find it. You just like Google it and it'll tell you where to drive to. I guess I'm glad you didn't mention that while I was there.
00:17:16
Speaker
Uh, the one thing that was, I was thought about, I really thought about, but I paid for first class to get home thinking it was going to be a pod, but it was just a regular ass first class seat. Um, so if I wouldn't have paid for that first class seat on the way home, I would have taken a helicopter to that volcano, but that was like 700 bucks, six something. So now that you've taken the first class home, would you have switched it?
00:17:45
Speaker
to ride in like poor people's class to go in the hell. Yeah. Sit to sit in the seats, but no, I couldn't, I couldn't have done that for that many hours, dude. What do you mean? I couldn't have rode in those for that many hours hours home. Fuck you, man. I was like six hours home, dude. Yes. I used to do that shit every fucking trip.
00:18:13
Speaker
Yeah. Six hour fucking flight to New York, to fucking Boston, to Maine, Florida. There's no way. I had a lot of choice. Wow. You did. You could have bought first glass. Um, I could have done it. I could have bought first glass every fucking time. Yeah, man. I, uh, I don't know. I ate my fucking, the meal they give you in the dark. Oh, you didn't even turn the light on. He was sleeping.
00:18:43
Speaker
Oh, fuck that guy. I ate like a chicken breast and then they had this weird like salad where it looks like somebody just put it in their hand and crunched it up like a fist and put it on the plate. So that was almost impossible to eat without dropping on yourself. I looked like I was like, chicken was fine. Food is okay. And then movies. What was the other choice?
00:19:10
Speaker
some vegetable, uh, vegan option of something. Oh, yeah. She said, I have a vegan option and she's, I just zoned out like, no, bring me the thing with the meat that you talked about. The desserts are usually pretty good. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Good brownie. Uh, and then you had alcohol. I didn't sleep very much.
Travel Exhaustion and Island Exploration
00:19:41
Speaker
Was pretty much the whole plane asleep. Yeah, dude. When I finally went to sleep, like 20 minutes before we landed thinking I had like an hour or so. So as soon as I started nodding out, they're like, all right, everybody put their seats up. Like, fuck you. I figured, uh, I figured you were pretty fucking wore out that day.
00:20:10
Speaker
I was, I drove a lot. Well, it's a lot longer for you. Yeah. You were up the whole day driving around, taking pictures of like getting fields. Yeah. I got in the ocean a little bit. I sat in one area. Like there was, it was almost like being a deprivation tank. It was so quiet. That was cool. What part where was it near the airport? No, it was up the west side of the big Island.
00:20:39
Speaker
Going north. Oh, the Hilo side. No, the west side. I don't know where the west side is. I think Hilo's on the east. Oh, you're in the Kona side. Yeah, but going north, like that's not Kona anymore. It's other things. But it's pretty cool up there. What?
00:21:08
Speaker
You go to a little bit. Yeah. But you keep going and going and going. Like it gets kind of country and that part was really nice. I recommend that side. Anybody wants to see what like Hawaii can really look like. Beautiful. Most of Hawaii, it looks like tropical. It does. But I'm saying, yeah, but there's like, it's usually city or just surrounded by people. This is pretty desolate.
00:21:42
Speaker
I loved it. You went to a beach that no one goes to probably because turtles shit in there. Probably like they're probably like, you can't go. That's where we jump all our ways, dude. I went to busy kind of busy beaches on Honolulu, Oahu, North Beach and stuff. Yeah, there's the main beach there.
00:22:12
Speaker
Right like right On the other side of the beach not the ocean side but the other side of the beach there's like a zoo I Didn't see that Yeah, I mean it's
Mythical Creatures and Ancient Perceptions
00:22:29
Speaker
a zoo it's a like any other zoo they have fucking things that aren't in Hawaii Rhinoceroses and shit by the way gotcha Did you know a unicorn?
00:22:43
Speaker
is actually a rhinoceros. Okay. That wouldn't be very beautiful. I just wanted to let you know that when they talk about unicorns, they're talking about rhinoceroses. I know how to respond. What the fuck? What are you talking about? I just saw it in the video.
00:23:08
Speaker
I'm probably Tik TOK video, the number one truth and the real life stuff of all time, extreme knowledge of accurate facts. I had, yes. I was telling you my, I think my, um, no, they have it on their nose. Right. Yeah.
00:23:38
Speaker
Where does a unicorn have theirs? Not there for it. It doesn't matter where a unicorn has it. Okay. I'm telling you. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about bro. Mythology, Greek mythology and all that shit. They're talking about unicorns in stories and stuff. And it's, uh, everyone assumes it's the horse, but it's not. It's the rhinoceros.
00:24:09
Speaker
Yeah. What about the flying part? They're flying rhinoceros I didn't know about. Oh, maybe. Yeah. So is the horse. The horse is fake. It's all fake. Except rhinoceros are not fake.
00:24:27
Speaker
Well, that's what I'm saying. Like you're saying that the rhinoceros is that's why, Oh, it's, it has a horn. So if they made my rhinoceros, I'm struggling to even say it. They met rhinoceros because there's no horse that really has that. Well, they also don't have wings on rhinoceros. So they were just, they make up a lot of crazy things. They called rhinoceros as unicorns back in the day is what I'm trying to tell you. Or unicorn. Nope. Unicorns.
00:24:54
Speaker
Okay. You got that from a dude telling you just the dude told you that it's in the Bible. Just a dude named Timothy. They came from the Bible. Now the Bible has unicorns in it. Yeah, it does. Okay. Send me that passage. You didn't know that? No. All right. Well, I will. Okay.
00:25:23
Speaker
Um, what are we talking about? I don't know, but like, this is like becoming like a travel show. So I don't speak about it too often. Well, uh, we did a lot of, um, well you were gone for like 20 days. Yeah. It's been
Thanksgiving Travels and Personal Time
00:25:38
Speaker
quite some time. I'm home for like two days and I'm gone again. I'm really struggling to like get back to regular time. What? Oh yeah. What did you do for Thanksgiving? Nothing.
00:25:54
Speaker
You didn't have like a special dinner? No, I didn't really do anything. Um, I went to work for a little bit. I don't know. I think, I think I didn't go that day. And then I took my birthday off and that's about it. There's a lot of days you didn't go. I went, I went, I went almost every day. Um, there's a couple of days that they had built in time off.
00:26:22
Speaker
Like the Sunday I traveled from one island to the next, I basically was off until the Monday. How long was that flight? Like an hour and a half. That flight was cool because you could see other islands. I want to go to like one of those uninhabited islands, just walk around, get attacked by a monkey or something or a tribe. I don't think there's tribes or monkeys in Hawaii. And there's no native snakes.
00:26:50
Speaker
Thank you. You're welcome. Okay. Well, that's good, but drive flying over wild boar. Yeah. They were talking about that on top of Mount Kaya, Monica wild boar up there. Just a wild pigs and something else mountain goats, I think.
00:27:20
Speaker
unicorns rhinoceroses. I want to walk into the woods and just fucking, you know what I mean? I'm going to probably start doing that more here. I came up with a theory when I was out there that people go on vacation to these beautiful places.
00:27:43
Speaker
And it's one to experience like, you know, all the excursions and the beaches and, but I think people are drawn to it because of the feeling of like in our DNA, like the roots, the getting back to nature. And an Island is a way to experience something. If you're not from that, like to experience something like, well, this is, you're exploring and you're out in new nature. So you can like kind of connect with it. Does that make sense? You should have did that when you were in Dillingham.
00:28:15
Speaker
Oh man. If I had any kind of service, I probably would have. It was pretty cold. It was a little chilly though. But like the idea of like, I'm going to try to find some places here that are kind of as least on as uninhabited as it can be and walk into the trees and just sit there.
Solitude and Nature's Impact
00:28:33
Speaker
Like with silence, I guess you don't have to worry about where you live. There's no like bears or tigers or lions or anything to worry about.
00:28:44
Speaker
Right. You had a lot of lions and tigers where you live. Uh, well, uh, mountain lions. Yeah. I think, I think we have like wolves and shit like that or something similar to that. Yeah. So, I mean, they're probably something I'd have to take like gun, knife, things like that. A way to somebody knows where I'm at.
00:29:12
Speaker
be more worried about people than anything. Take your GPS watch. Yeah. I mean, if I get any service, I just like the idea of like when I was sitting there in Hawaii, just like in that quiet spot, like that was amazing. And I try to turn my thoughts off and just sit and just experience like everything around me and not think. And that was probably the most peaceful I've felt in a long time.
00:29:44
Speaker
That was amazing. Don't be a faggot. I think, I think I could be, I think I could be a hermit or a, like a monk, like a dude that just lives by himself to like feel spirituality. Because I felt so good in here and then when I got back to people, my mind felt fragmented. It was weird.
00:30:14
Speaker
Um, I know it sounds insane.
Island Living: Feasibility and Resources
00:30:19
Speaker
Yeah. You basically, what you're saying is you have to, you have to vacation alone from now on. I would like that to get any peace. Well, you can do the things, but like, I would like a day to myself for sure. There's something about it, man. I couldn't just be in the middle of nothing. And that's, it was crazy.
00:30:44
Speaker
Felt really good. They wouldn't let me wander around in Barrow alone. Cause they said that, uh, there's polar bears everywhere. Those are actually, um, I can't think of a mythical creature. That's stupid. That has nothing to do with it. Uh, coo coo coo bird bears. Yeah. Unibears. So yeah, I, uh, I don't
00:31:15
Speaker
I kind of know what you mean, but I don't, I don't need to be alone to feel that. Yeah. Try it. I don't think you can handle it. You're kind of a, I have to be around people type guy. No, no. I mean, I don't mind being alone, but I don't need like to enjoy nature or stuff like that. I don't have to be alone to enjoy it. It's different with people though. It's different.
00:31:43
Speaker
You're not like, there's a vulnerability and like just a sense of just you and that, and that's it. There's no one like, Oh, look at this thing over here. Like shut up. I'm trying to like be one with this. So like I could do it too. I think it's just, it's a lot more powerful alone.
Comedic Travel Mishaps
00:32:06
Speaker
So while you were there, you, you, you kind of hinted that you could live in Hawaii now that you're back again.
00:32:14
Speaker
and look back on it. Could you live on an island like that? Yeah. Uh, I actually would love that. The only thing I'd be worried about is like cut off from supply because there's really not coming out a ton of hunting and stuff. He doesn't really know. I mean, you can probably fish and live. You can fish. There's tons of wild boar. Yep. Apparently.
00:32:43
Speaker
Hey, we don't know what the fuck we were talking about, but we're back. The intro. The intro. Yeah. What about the intro? No kidding. There was one thing I wanted to touch on. Children. Oh, that's many things. Yeah, they're fast. Many things I touch on. We talked about that theory about that as well earlier or yesterday or day before.
00:33:13
Speaker
What, what did you want to touch on? My flight to, uh, from Seattle to Anchorage. Okay. It's like a three and a half hour flight and I get my seat. I have an aisle seat, just a regular seat. It's nothing great. And everyone's boarding. Everyone's boarding.
00:33:43
Speaker
This lady points to my row, so I hop up, she gets in, she sits in the middle. I'm like, oh boy. Everyone keeps loading. Finally, they're down to the end. They close the doors and there's no one else in our row. It's just me and her. And she continues to sit in the middle. I hate that so much. Describe this lady. What does she look like? She had a black beanie on.
00:34:13
Speaker
She had short, short hair, like very short hair, like boy, like a boy cut hair. So she's woke immediately. Oh, she definitely looked like it. She looked like she was in her like late twenties. Okay. Uh, she had a prom dress, a purple prom dress. Oh, that's sexy. With black leggings. That's cute. When I picked you the prom dress without a picture like being puffy.
00:34:43
Speaker
Um, no, it wasn't, it wasn't a puffy one. It was a, like a silky looking. Regular purple looking prom dress. It's fancy. Either a prom dress or a bridesmaids dress. And she's like, I'm not packing for shit. I'm going to wear everything I got. Yeah. And that's like a picture of unstableness prom dress.
00:35:13
Speaker
Oh, it was, it was, it was weird, but I had my headphones on and I was just chilling and she's like ruffling through her bag and like put, taking stuff out, putting it back in, taking it back out, putting it back in. I'm like, Oh boy. And she's fidgeting all like nonstop. She couldn't stop fidgeting. And I, I look over at her and then she looks at me and I'm like, Oh no. And, um, she starts yapping.
00:35:45
Speaker
Looking right at me. And so I take my headphones off. I was like, uh, what was that? And she's like, Oh, nothing. And she turns her head and she's like, uh, talking to herself. She's like, Oh, Jessica, you idiot. Uh, and I'm like, are you all right? And, uh, you didn't ask her. She was all right. What? You didn't ask her. She was all right. There's no way. I swear to God. I asked her if she was all right. Okay.
00:36:12
Speaker
And she was like, Oh, I'm just, uh, this is how I get when I'm nervous. And, uh, I just talk to myself and I say inappropriate things.
Eccentric Passengers: In-flight Stories
00:36:20
Speaker
I'm like, okay. Was she nervous because she was on a flight or because she was sitting next to her prom date? I don't have any idea. Um, but it, it only, it got worse. It got much worse. Okay. Uh, I said, Hey, it looks like our seats open. You can.
00:36:42
Speaker
You know, you don't have to sit next to me if you don't want to. And, uh, and she looks at me and then she looks at the seat and she's like talking to herself and I'm like, huh, okay. So I put my headphones back on and about 20 minutes later, Oh, by the way, we're just sitting on the tarmac. Um, we can't leave yet. So my next flight is getting closer and closer to being canceled.
00:37:09
Speaker
Uh, which ended up did getting canceled and I had to stay in Anchorage at night, but so we're just sitting there. Tell stories like a chick. I just want to let you know, additional info. Like, and then I think she was wearing a blue shirt and then I don't know if she will pick that shirt out because she liked it or because she felt like she had to wear it. She has like any of that. Continue.
00:37:37
Speaker
So instead of a three hour flight, now we're stuck there for at least four hours. And it's my worst nightmare because I hate talking to people. It's the worst. Every time it happens, it's usually a chick crying or a chick grabbing my arm because she's afraid of the flight. It never turns out good. And this one was a disaster. She sat there.
00:38:07
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Fidgeting and talking to herself so I turn on music so I don't have to hear any of it and then I feel a tap on my knee and I look over and she's tapping my top down and she's talking to me so I put my headphones down. I'm like, yeah, what's up and She's like, do you want me to sit over in the other seat? I was like I
00:38:34
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Sure. Yeah, you could absolutely have that seat. So she hops over into the window seat. I'm like, thank God. And then about two minutes later, she jumps back into the middle seat. Why? I have no fucking idea. And I was like, what's up? And she's like, I don't want to sit in that seat. I want to sit next to you. You're very sexy.
00:39:08
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Okay, and then she goes on and gives her the whole life story Talks about her boyfriend how much she loves him then you have you were into that at that point And she talks about she's so in love with him, but she can't be around him she has to get away from him That's why she's going to
00:39:32
Speaker
Kodiak Island or whatever is where she was going right where the woman is king You can go there as the worst woman of all time and guys are like, oh my god new pussy She took her beanie off then she put it back on she kept doing that over and over Like you're gonna get lice all over me god damn it. She asked how much meth she had available and
00:39:59
Speaker
Um, I did not ask about any math. Um, when I have those kinds of people, if they insist on talking to me, I'll frustrate them into stopping or you lean into it and try to push the crazy. Well, I, that's what I ended up doing. Okay. Well, I just, uh, I was like, um,
00:40:27
Speaker
Tell me about your life your boyfriend and It was all very vague she's from Utah she was born in Utah You're getting crazy with her bro, you're like prove it How long are you there are they after you I Didn't do any of that
00:40:52
Speaker
I did this though. She's like, Oh, I need alcohol. Alcohol will calm me down. I was like, really? She's like, I need to get away from, I need side dick. And you look easy. I was like, all right. So when the car came by, I'm like, I need two doubles, uh, Jack and Coke. Did you buy it? Yes. And I gave her all of it. Here you go.
00:41:21
Speaker
And, um, she's ended up drinking all of it fairly quickly. She gave you a hand job. No hand jobs. You got fucking punk dude. Oh, I didn't want any of this. Um, but it was the longest. Four hours of all time. Listening to first of all, let's just listen to a chick talk for four hours is exhausting.
00:41:50
Speaker
Yeah. That's why I like the headphones are magic. Usually if they tap you, you just like make them tap you again and look over and act like they're bothering something you're doing. Start going through emails and shit. Yeah. You gotta like look busy, man. This never happened. So I didn't like who sits right next to you when there's an open seat. That happened.
00:42:15
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It infuriates us. By the way, if you have a middle seat and there's one open, no one's going to yell at you for moving over. Once the door is closed, you're good. The seats are wide open. They're all yours. Move over. It makes me mad at that person. Like I, the whole time I can't even concentrate. I'm like, I hate you. I fucking hate you. Why do you do this? Right.
00:42:42
Speaker
And you can't, it's not like it's going to help moving to the other seat. Cause she's still gonna, they're still going to be in the middle. Yeah. It's a real fucking checkers situation. If you jump her, she doesn't disappear. Well, it made me so happy when she jumped over to the other seat. I was like, Oh, thank God. She's like, how am I going to get this fucking retard to buy me a drink now? And, uh, yeah, she ended up, um,
00:43:12
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telling me her whole life story and, but without any, but all very vague, no, no details. Like, why don't you push for details? I tried. You're in it, man. Like you're in it. You might as well get it all. Like what else? Tell us that time. Tell me the time you're touched by your uncle.
00:43:31
Speaker
Yeah, I was trying to figure out like what kind of trauma she, this bitch has been through. I, I, I asked her, I was like, have you ever been in a three way in a, in an insane asylum or anything? No, you didn't. I did. And she said, okay. How do you ask a stranger that, Hey, have you ever been locked up for being bananas? Because all signs points of bananas, by the way, nice outfit. How'd you choose that? No, because she was telling me how crazy she was. Oh.
00:44:00
Speaker
And that she has like, um, handlers. She said, I've had my handlers not here. Yeah. Did you ask where they're like, how'd you get away from your handler? Is it dead? Who put you in this outfit? Is that why you killed them? Yeah. She's been in, uh, behavioral units before she said. For what?
00:44:31
Speaker
She didn't say she wouldn't answer that. She didn't want to seem too crazy. You know what I mean? I think showing up in a prom dress and a beanie kind of did it. I'm trying to get some weird ones, dude. Well, I guess somebody does that. I think they get either scared of me because I start to either look irritated or I flat out ignore them. Then that irritates them.
00:44:58
Speaker
Well, I think I look irritated so they get scared of me or I find out ignore them where they're like, oh this guy is not gonna play my game Yeah, I mean I'm a sucker I guess Maybe she probably sized you up walking in like this guy's gonna listen to my whole life I can make up anything I want him like oh really cool. That's crazy She was
00:45:28
Speaker
She had to go up and go to the bathroom like 17 times. Oh, that's infuriating dude. That's what I would have changed. Like, can I sit by the window? No, I didn't want to be trapped by the window. Right. She would have believed for sure. At least you could have got blowjob blowjob.
00:45:47
Speaker
In the middle of the day on a plane. Yeah, that would have been, that would have been, uh, for sure gonna happen. You just say like, Oh, she took advantage of me. They're like, nah, like she has handlers. Look at her outfit. Like, who do you think is telling the truth? I've had some, some strange encounters on planes. Yeah. You're open. You open up to it though. I'm an open book. You are a little bit. I dealt with a crazy dude this weekend or this week.
00:46:14
Speaker
Yeah. He, he told me about him a little bit. He sounded pretty cool though. I liked him, but he was like, uh, it was a behavioral unit area and he was kind of off by himself, like away from the other people and the staff hated him. You could tell they were just annoyed by him.
00:46:34
Speaker
He was a weird know-it-all. He's like, oh, the fire system isn't up to code. And he was telling me all these things that aren't up to code. I'm like, oh. And he was telling this lady that whoever took his notebook, it was illegal because he was documenting violations against him. He was going to use in his case. And some of it was very plausible. And I don't know. That would be very tough.
00:47:01
Speaker
I was like, maybe this guy's, I mean, he seemed kind of there. What were some of the violations? He didn't say the violations. I wanted to hear them, but the guy that I was with wouldn't even like look at him or anything. And the guy was talking to us and like, Hey, what's up, dude? Like, that's all they want. Sometimes, you know, just to be acknowledged that they exist. Like if you weren't crazy and you were in there and you're like, Oh no, I have written some stuff down. They're like, Oh, look at this crazy. Fuck writing stuff down.
Behavioral Unit Encounters
00:47:30
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That's what, that's why you don't look at him. That makes him feel even crazier. I guess. Like I looked at him and said, what's up? Cause he was talking to me. I acknowledged him and then he said, they said his name like to go to his room, like Damarias or something. And he's like, my name is master chief. You know that. And then I was like, okay. Okay. I get it now.
00:47:57
Speaker
So I had to go back in that unit the second day to go look at something. And he was out again, wandering around in this area and the people get vision visibly like uncomfortable. So he must've slapped a few around or something. Or they slapped him around. Maybe. And that's what he's writing in his notebook. And, uh, he said something to me. He's like, that's not in code. And I explained to him, you know, why probably isn't code. And he's like, Oh, thanks. I didn't know that.
00:48:27
Speaker
And he goes, Hey, nice to, I'm, I'm master chief. I'm like, Hey, master chief. Nice to meet you. He goes, Oh, you call me by name. And he fizzed bump me and he walked away and when we went through his room, I think I just call master chief. The guy's like, cool. That's who I am. Was he hanging around your cart? Look, I know I didn't have that in, bring it in. How many times does that happen where you, you, you take your card in and there's like someone who's like walking
00:48:56
Speaker
Close. Casing it. Casing it. And you can tell they're looking at shit on the cart. Yeah, like I could use this to stab everyone. I've had it happen so many times. I'm not taking stuff, but I ain't my shit. Right. Well, I had that one guy break out. Remember that? Yeah. And you, uh, you just stepped out of the way. I did. I punk bitched out of the way because I was like, can I get a, am I going to get in trouble for tackling this guy? Uh, you wouldn't have.
00:49:25
Speaker
Oh dude, if I had a tackled mode, I would have been a hero. But I like, I jumped out of the way at the last second and there was a metal sign next to me that I tripped on. And they're like, I got up and they're like, are you okay? I'm like, I look like a bitch. While I looked behind me, it was a vestibule with like sliding glass doors, one to get into the vestibule and then one to leave the building. And there was a security guard out there and he let him out.
00:49:52
Speaker
And there was, had had time for the doors to slide open twice. Oh, they brought him back. He wouldn't look at me. They got him. What was he running from? I don't know. I think it was one of those like in patients where they brought him in and he was in a gown. It wasn't like an actual behavioral unit. It was one of those where they're holding them like in an emergency situation type thing. You know what I mean? Dead police around him.
00:50:22
Speaker
I think so. Yeah. I need to bolt it past them. Like, uh, I stiff armed him into the wall a little bit and that slowed him down. And when I got in front of the doorway to like make a decision, if I could tackle this guy, like my brain is going at a thousand miles an hour, like doing calculations. And then I immediately called our HR department like, Hey, could I have tackled this guy? They're like only, you can only make like one move and it can't be premeditated. It has to be like a self-defense move. Right. Yeah. I mean, that's all you have to say is I.
00:50:52
Speaker
I thought he was going for my face. So I punched him. Well, I wasn't going to punch him. I was just going to stand like I was going to tackle him. Like if I, if I tackle him and he breaks his arm, can he sue me? I have no idea, but that was interesting. Like they just go, Hey, they didn't even tell me that was like a, an elopement risk. They just, the dude just ran out of there as the door was open. I was looking at, it's shocking to have a guy barreling at you. So I stepped into the wall a little bit. Like what's going on, dude?
00:51:23
Speaker
So I thought I would have, uh, I don't know what I would have done, but if it was a kid, you're to be real careful. No kid, you just kill that motherfucker. Boom. Welcome to Jesus. This is a big dude. He's probably like six to maybe two to 20 to 40. Right. You try tackling him. He just slams you down. Yeah. He may have fucking ran right through me, but I think I could tackle them. Right. You got, you got sweet tackling moves.
00:51:55
Speaker
I know how to tackle. That's not very difficult. Even the little safeties tackle big dudes in football. You know what I mean? As long as you know where to grab them low, stay lower than him.
Homelessness: Challenges and Survival
00:52:05
Speaker
Grab his dick. Yep. Just hang on it as he's running. Give me a little dick twist. Dick twists. So that lady sounded pretty crazy. Um, you should have really pushed it though. If you can push it and make her like out crazy her.
00:52:21
Speaker
See where she's trying to call you for your bullshit. We're like, yeah, I kill the monkey once. She's like, what? And everyone was missing their flights. I said, are you going to make your next flight? She's like, oh, I don't know. Like you, you have no idea. She's like, oh, I mean, yeah, I think so. I mean, I don't know. I haven't looked. I'm like, you have no idea. You're not going to fucking Kodiak.
00:52:49
Speaker
She's like, I don't even know where I'm at, but I'm on good stuff. Uh, and I kind of brings that, you know, I was talking about homeless people in Honolulu where I didn't see a ton. Well, once I said that I started seeing more. And then up, uh, one of the sides of the island, there's a lot more like living on the beach and the kind of the poor neighborhood. I'd live on the beach. If I was homeless, I would have lived up in the hill because I don't want homeless people dealing with fucking with my shit or me. I wouldn't want to be in a community of homeless.
00:53:20
Speaker
It's about a hill. Yeah, there was a hill like so. There was the beach and then there was a big hill behind it like across the highway or street. And then back behind this neighborhood, there was a big like mountainous hill. I would just lived up on top of that. Like a god. Yeah, it's not real easy to go. You have to go down the hill and get all your canned goods, you know, your empty cans to collect and
00:53:45
Speaker
Yeah, whatever. I'd have to go for a walk. It taken me a little longer for the day, but garbage. I also probably wouldn't get stabbed in middle of the night. Oh, are the homeless killing each other constantly? I don't know. I mean, I can't leave anything in my tent there. They're going to be fucking rummaging through it. Not necessarily yet. There's a huge delay. Maybe they're, maybe they're all nice to each other. Maybe they're all friends. Maybe.
00:54:15
Speaker
But I would have probably lived back in there, but, uh, being antisocial, you'd be a very, he wouldn't, you couldn't live in a homeless community. No, I would hate it having conversations. I don't want to have with crazy people, but you're going to be all fucking tripped out and fucked up anyway. No, I could be homeless is not like that. But that brought me to my question for sure. And I kind of talked to you about, yeah, what's the question?
00:54:43
Speaker
Do people become homeless because they're crazy or once you're homeless, you become crazy or as a little bit of both? I think you are. It's more likely you're crazy first. Yeah. And it's not just crazy people that are homeless. I know, but they, there's a lot of them seem pretty goofy. So it's people dodge in the law.
00:55:11
Speaker
It's people who are lazy. That's probably some bad circumstances in there. Not just lazy. Can't get work. Not looking for work. Get evicted. Now they're living on the streets. Yeah. And living on the streets is pretty, is pretty bleak. So then now you're starting to do drugs just to feel good. So you're doing all these drugs.
00:55:41
Speaker
And who knows what they're laced with and how, you know, whatnot. And then that's when you start getting crazy. Maybe I think the fact of not, if you're not having conversations with people and you don't get to use your voice ever, you start to become crazy. You start to talk to yourself. I was driving around for like eight hours that last day. And I did, I remember just saying something out loud and I'm like, why did I do that? That's fucking crazy. And I just constantly, she's constantly talking to herself.
00:56:13
Speaker
Right. But I mean, I think that's why it looks like that is because you're having somebody to talk to. And I wonder if your mind fragments into two so you have someone to talk to you. Or does it allow an opening so something comes in so that you can be two of you? I don't know. Well. Could you see yourself being homeless? Yeah, I want to do it for when I was younger, I wanted to like try it for a summer.
00:56:44
Speaker
Yeah, but that's in what way? Like live on the street for a summer. They give up everything. Yeah. I would still have a home to go back to. I guess I would have to have enough money to pay the ranch or whatever through that time. Yeah, but that's not truly homeless. So in the back of your mind, you know, you have something that you're going to go back to. So that's not really home. No, but it's still, there's an experience of being sleeping under a fucking bridge and stuff.
00:57:14
Speaker
and trying to figure out how you're going to eat things. Yeah. Are you going to panhandle? Would you be a panhandler? That'd be tough because you have to kind of swallow your pride. There's a lot of pride demolishing in that. Yeah. I mean, you're living on a fucking park bench or under a bridge, dude. Yeah, but I'm not, but I would have been living in a way that like, I'm not doing this because I can't do anything else. It's like, I chose to do this. I chose to be a piece of shit.
00:57:40
Speaker
Not a piece of shit. I just want to see if it's possible. Could I do it? Could I do it in a better way? No, it's a piece of shit. I suppose it is. It's not supposing about it. I would have been a piece of shit. Yes. Even though I had money and things in a place to go back to and maybe looked upon. Sure. But am I? Yes. No, it was an experiment.
00:58:07
Speaker
First of all, it's not really an experiment. It's not a true experiment because you'd have to literally have nothing to go back to for it to be real. All right. Oh yeah, sure. Go live on the street for a month and see if you don't feel like it might be some sort of realistic experiment when you have nothing. Yeah, but you, that's stupid. That's like saying, I'm going to go, um, live in my backyard and experience nature. Um,
00:58:35
Speaker
Like the true wild nature in my backyard. I'm going to do for months. Okay. I'm going to have a campfire. I'm going to roast marshmallows and shit. Um, I'm going to hunt for wild birds in the trees. No, man. It's a little different than that. It's not even close to a true experience of being home. It is just cause I have a place to go, but they might have places to go to that choose not to go to.
00:59:05
Speaker
That's not true. Just because I have an end in sight to feel what it's like to be out there. Like I won't have the pure desperation they have or the despair of like, I, this is my life forever. I won't get that feeling for sure. I'll know that I have this many days left, but to experience it, that's like saying then, then alone, isn't real. Right. Right. And then what's to say? Then alone is nothing. No loan is nothing. You go three days and you're like, man, I don't want to eat garbage. I'm going to go get McDonald's.
00:59:33
Speaker
No, I had to go the 30 days. That's the whole thing. You have to do the 30 days. The thing is, um, you were talking about a lot alone and how crazy it is and this and that. That's nothing. They get to go home. What's the big deal? They get people following them around and give them food and money and I guess the biggest deal is they don't know when they don't know when the end is. Well, their end is whenever they make it.
01:00:03
Speaker
They don't know whenever no one else quit. They're going as long as they can. They're right. There is no end. The only end is if you want to be the one to make it, you have to outlast whoever's left and you have no idea who's left. Yeah. So it's the same. It's the same kind of then. It's not anywhere near the same. You get to go home. You know, you get to go home. You can pull the plug at any time. It's not anywhere near the same. It gets too hard. You get to quit.
01:00:31
Speaker
let alone the extra stuff they were giving them on the side, which is what you would do as a homeless person. You wouldn't do it. I didn't do it. So you're probably right. But I wanted to, I wanted to try to see if I get out and do it better than them. I was going to live in those, like the side of a hill, like dig a cave, like into a dirt out of dirt and throw, like try to get some shit in there for like a tarp. I had a plan. First of all, in the middle of a city,
01:00:59
Speaker
Yeah, kind of. I mean, our cities are a little different than yours. I'm not really, you have hills and stuff that are outside the cities. Yes. That aren't like part of people's land. It might be, but they're out there enough where no one's going to really notice. So that was my plan for a while. I wanted to do it really badly, but I was nervous about, I would have had to quit my job and stuff like that.
01:01:27
Speaker
Yeah. I didn't have 30 days of vacation. The only time you can really do that is if you're like a teacher and so you have all summer off. Yeah. But I just want to see what it's like. Like, could I do it? Could I find a way that like it would be sustainable for me? Like that would be a really big, cool test of just self-reliance.
01:01:52
Speaker
It wouldn't be as cool as a loan. We're out there trying to hatch for like hunting and trapping your own shit. But just in an urban environment, what it'd be like and deal with the people and just walking around a lot. You'd probably be emaciated by the end or at least in better shape. Uh, you wouldn't be in better shape. Uh, you would be probably worship. You'd start doing drugs. I probably use the money for food. Now you do drugs. Why?
01:02:22
Speaker
Cause that's what homeless people do. And not all of them, probably a majority. Yeah. The vast majority, but I could probably do it without doing the drugs. If drugs, not going to do heroin, share needles with people. Yeah. Like you're very, you're being very like typecast of homeless. You think that's every single homeless person?
01:02:49
Speaker
I think it's the vast majority of homeless people. Maybe. Well, I'm not going to be a vast majority. I'm really not the vast majority of anything. Homelessness got extreme once they closed all the insane asylums. When they did that, that's when the homeless problem skyrocketed. Maybe. I'm glad whoever's telling you your facts, I can imagine the two shows.
01:03:11
Speaker
Um, I think I just thought it'd be an interesting social experiment for myself and kind of maybe you would maybe. No, no, there's no maybe about it. You would fail. Okay. I'd fail. Like I said, there's no skin in the game for you. That's the only thing I leave in 30 days. I get to go home.
01:03:38
Speaker
Yeah, that's no, no skin in the game. No, not at all. Not when I'm seven days out laying in this fucking in the middle of nowhere, it's kind of vulnerable. Someone could stab me and I'm like, no, I still get to go home. This means nothing. I enjoy talking to thought experiments with you.
01:04:05
Speaker
I mean, come on. No wonder I start talking to my to be homeless for a month. Come on. That's, that's a slap in the face to homeless people. Yeah. I'm not trying to be homeless for real. Like I had to do experiment. I'm just going to be homeless now forever. I had to cry at an experiment. I guess I just live homeless. Like, well, it never ends. I like homeless forever.
01:04:31
Speaker
The true experiment, you quit everything. You quit your job. You sell everything off. And you give away all your money. And I'm a rich bum at that point. You give away all your money. And you go live in the street. So you can't even afford. So you've gotten rid of everything to the point where you can't afford anything.
01:04:58
Speaker
You've quit your job. So you can't go back and work and, and couch hop. So you are literally destitute. Yeah. It would be an exact homeless, like it still be an experience. Now you start your homeless life and try to pick yourself up and get a job and do all that.
01:05:23
Speaker
Right. So I can't do like an experiment to see what it's like for 30 days. I have to ruin my life to figure, to feel it really. Yes. You're okay. I'm not really homeless. I want to find the number one homeless person and be like them. Cause otherwise I'm not truly homeless.
01:05:43
Speaker
No, the number one homeless person. I have to go get stabbed. Like there you go. I got raped by another homeless. There we go. That's true experience. Like I could still have somewhat of an experience doing that to get a basic feeling of it. What would be the point of it? Appreciation of what I have.
01:06:02
Speaker
I was, Oh, you didn't say that. You just said, I just to be homeless, just to, you know, see if I could do it and to see if I could do it. Like, could I handle it? Like to get an experience? Like after that, I'd probably give money to homeless people a lot more than I do. Maybe to know how hard it really is. We make it easy for him.
01:06:27
Speaker
Okay, you just told me I had to sell all my shit and be poor and have nothing and never have anything again. We make it we make it pretty easy for the homeless. So now their life is easy. You're all over the place, bud. They sleep where they want. They shit where they want. They do drugs. No one gives a fuck. They're kind of like the kings of the streets. They look like it.
01:06:56
Speaker
They kind of are, they kind of are the kings of the streets. I guess I would think you would rather like try to be a homesteader or something like that, where you, you move to the country, go off grid. Now that's you grow your own shit. Yeah. That interests me a little bit, but the idea of, I want to see what it's like these, what these people have to deal with. That would be interesting to me. And just to see if I can do it better.
01:07:25
Speaker
They have to deal with being ignored 99% of the time. Yeah. That would be fine. That part would be fine for me, but I'm just curious if I could do it and find a way I was sustainable for myself and maybe outdo them. Like, look, man, I'm better than you at this. Yes. That's what you want to aspire to be better than a homeless person. Yeah. But like, even then when I go down and I don't have, I'm going out there with no money, no nothing with them. I still outdid them in 30 days. It took me 30 days. I'll do them.
01:07:57
Speaker
Yes. I mean, you're already doing it now. For sure. You're outperforming them right now. Yeah, but I also have a head start. I've always had a job. You have a head start. They grew up, they were born homeless living on the streets. Maybe a rough environment ran away or something and really never recovered.
01:08:25
Speaker
Yeah, there's a lot of sad stories out there with homeless people. How much of it do you think they bring onto themselves? I have no idea, but I know how you think you grew up a lot wealthier than me and you were, you weren't wealthy in any way. I do have a question about your dad too. Is he in the free masons? Cause I looked at their, uh, he has like their, um, patches on their shirts and they have a free mason symbol.
01:08:56
Speaker
No, he's not. You wouldn't be able to tell me anyway. You're one of them. That's my question. How many of them do you think bring it on themselves or how many do you think are just true horrible luck scenarios? Probably 60, 40, 70, 30 maybe. Of which and which?
01:09:19
Speaker
Well, obviously more on yourself than just have it happen to you probably, but there's probably a catalyst that starts it like a life, a life shattering event. Like, um, you get kicked out and you can't recover or, you know what I mean? Just something you lose a job. Even if you brought that losing that job on yourself, there's got to be some sort of catalyst that begins it for the most part. The ones I feel bad for are the crazy ones.
01:09:47
Speaker
that weren't crazy from drugs, but they were just crazy in general and they might be having the best time of all. Everything looks like a rainbow. No, they're having the worst time of all. I saw a lady pushing a cart and she had so much shit in the cart. Like she was a hoarder, a bum hoarder and she was struggling to push the cart. I'm like, you don't need all that dumb shit unless you're like trading it and selling it. She's just picking up garbage. Who are you to say what she needs?
01:10:17
Speaker
for sure. But I mean, like she was struggling to go anywhere. Like she had to push that thing around everywhere. Like that is a hindrance. That's her house. That's her furniture. That's everything she owns. Yeah. She was pushing. Then she started having a conversation with herself, step back and gestured like, no, go ahead. You do it. Like she was talking to whoever she was talking to inside of herself. Like, no, you do it. Then you push it.
01:10:46
Speaker
That's probably how she gets motivation. Maybe she's like, how about you take over? They're good. I'm not even tired. My secondary personality took over. I wonder if the age of some of these bums, because they look like they're haggard and they're like 70 years old, but they're probably like 45, 50, maybe. Do you think you're stronger than they are? Not physically, just in general. You mean mentally? Maybe. I don't know.
01:11:18
Speaker
I think they're stronger than us. I don't know. I mean, I don't think they're stronger. Uh, they've sealed their minds. Their resolve is like we would, we're pussies compared to them, but they're also bums. Like they're, they don't give a fuck about trying to better themselves.
01:11:43
Speaker
I know, but also when you're sitting out in the cold, like, I mean, we would, we're pussies compared to them. They're closer to living the way we used to. Like if she went down, bums would be Kings. If ship flipped where everything shut down, bums would almost be Kings. Except for the guys with guns would do really well until the ammo run down ran out. Bums wouldn't want to be Kings though. That's, they don't, they don't have any self.
01:12:12
Speaker
Um, worth, they don't have any motivation. They may. Their motivation is what lives the day survive. That's how they would outdo us. Like I said, the apocalypse, the bombs would be the ones, the bombs would be killed the best at it. Live to the next day and get drugs and alcohol. Cause they already live in the environment. We don't, we're pussies.
01:12:43
Speaker
Yeah, maybe the bums are the, are the, the true, um, stewards of the earth. Maybe. And that's what I'm saying. Like that was what kind of brought me into it. It's like, I'm a pussy compared to them. Like it gets cold as fuck here, dude. And they find a way to get through it and they pop up next year. They're still alive. Some of them, not all of them.
01:13:08
Speaker
Maybe not all of them make it, but that's what I'm saying though, but they do and they find a way to do it. So that interest, that just, it's a mind experiment that interests me a lot. This is a funny episode. How many bums died of COVID? I don't know. I'm sure you and your right wing listenings will tell you that number. I don't, I don't think there is a way to know that number. Nope. I don't think they counted bums.
01:13:38
Speaker
Hard to get it if you're not around people at all. Oh, they're around people. That's one thing about bums is they're not out in the country being bums. They're in the city being bums. Yeah, but they're not near as many people as we are. There's 20, there's 20,000 bums just on one street in LA. OK. That's a lot. That is a lot.
01:14:11
Speaker
You happy we talked about bums? What's up? I think you can do it. You could totally be a bum.
Future Podcast Plans and Culinary Adventures
01:14:20
Speaker
Thanks man. I think it'd be way more difficult than you think. Yeah. Just because you have a home to go to at the end, it would just be very humbling dude. Yeah. It's more like life destroying.
01:14:41
Speaker
You're worthless piece of shit. When you're a bum, you're a worthless piece of shit. Yeah. I was part of it too is to see how people would treat me and what that feels like. They would treat you very poorly. Yeah. They'd say, why the fuck don't you get up and get a job? You piece of shit. Yeah. Don't you think that'd be kind of interesting to experience? Oh, it would be terrible. I wouldn't want to experience that.
01:15:09
Speaker
You wouldn't, it would make you appreciate your life afterwards. I appreciate my life now, but yes, it would make you, it would make you probably appreciate it even more. I agree. But you might start hating regular people more. I hate regular people. I can't hate them any more than I hate them now. Okay. That would be tough. I think you are the same way.
01:15:40
Speaker
Yeah, they make me, I struggle with normal people. It's a lot of social, like a lot of social. Maybe you should have sat next to this chick on the plane. You probably would have had a good time. I'd probably fingered her. I'd have said, hey, take your leggings off. Oh, that'd have been gross. It'd have smelled like fucking 3D old tuna. That's all right. By the way, I want you to, I want us to eat.
01:16:10
Speaker
Um, I sent you a video of that guy, open up that weird fermented fish. I don't know the brand of it. It's some weird brand from Sweden, but I want to try it. Why? Cause I want to, you know, I hate more than you. Oh, you don't hate fish more than me. You eat clam chowder and things like that. Yeah, that's different. You eat, you eat crab. Okay.
01:16:40
Speaker
So fish is like, I just fish in general is disgusting. Why do you want to do that? I want to see how, like, if we could handle it better than that guy did. But you get to go to head back to your regular home afterwards. Yes. Hmm. It seems like it's not even a thing then. Then we won't try it. You wanted to want to try it as an audio. That'd be good audio.
01:17:10
Speaker
It'd be a video. Okay. We put on the Patreon. Okay. We'll talk about it. I guess nothing like throwing up on video. I'm just saying, so we don't, let's see if we can handle it better than that guy did.
Conclusion and Upcoming Topics
01:17:29
Speaker
I couldn't. You might bro. I can, I struggle with food that is outside of my norm.
01:17:40
Speaker
Yeah, we all do. Yeah. I mean, bad. So it would be interesting to watch. All right. Let's plan it. Okay. We'll plan it. We'll plan it. Like where everything else we do guys, you will never see it. That's not true. Don't listen to him. We'll never see it. Very negative all the time. This is a funny episode. I had fun you.
01:18:10
Speaker
listen motherfucker they can't all be gems sneak a gem in sneak one in all right we can put one in let's put a gem in for our patreon what are we gonna talk about i think we're gonna talk about midgets midget yeah that's a gem moila i also want to gay test you we're gonna talk about midgets and we're gonna talk about gay midgets it's awesome i don't think you're supposed to call them midgets
01:18:42
Speaker
That's, that's why they're going to listen because I'm not politically correct. All right. Well, noodles, I'll see you in a minute on the other side.