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NTK317B - TKnical Difficulties ft. TK's Dad pt2
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Noodles giggles in delight as he does his best to expose TKs past as a child and get chummy with TKs papa. In the Patreon the guys play answer the internet TK vs his papahhh
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Technical Issues Resolved
00:00:00
Speaker
All right. We had some technical difficulties. We're back. We hear all those difficulties. Noodles. Yes. They were my difficulties, but we fixed them. They're good to go. Our producer, our wonderful producer, Jaydub, is on the task for us. It's our dub for one, but you're the producer today. Thank you. Yes, it is our dub.
Tragic Death of Robert
00:00:25
Speaker
So Paco, I had a question for you and you were in the middle of answering it and the question was, I heard from TK of traumatic experience someone fell into a vat of chemicals. That is correct. Not a vat of chemicals, they were
00:00:42
Speaker
cleaning out one of those trucks at Iowa Beef Packers basically with chemical fumes and stuff from all the bacteria and all that crap in there. So he cleaned them out and wasn't properly ventilated and died inside, yes. Oh, he didn't melt inside in the chemicals or anything. Oh, that was my assumption. Sorry, dude. Who was this person? That was Robert, my sister's husband.
00:01:12
Speaker
I'm very sorry. I wanted it to be funny, but I'm just very sad now. He belonged to one of the real biker gangs before he got married to my sister. He kind of taught me how to fight and that kind of stuff, so he was kind of my mentor in that. What kind of biker gang? Crop truckers.
00:01:36
Speaker
Like the Alfa Staros or, you know, kind of a local, but they were, they were pretty big. I have not, but I mean, I don't, I don't know a lot of biker gangs, unfortunately. It's just, it's a subsidiary of the, one of the Hell's Angels. Like, you know, where they have branches and that kind of weird shit.
Paco's Grief and Reflection
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Speaker
Do we have delay again? No, I don't think so. Okay. No delay. That was just, I was crying on the inside.
00:02:12
Speaker
All right. Yeah. But he was a hell of a guy, you know, I mean, he did. He mentored me. And again, like TK says, I like to cook. So he can honor him getting cooked in a thing. You're like, no, he taught me how to he taught me how to cook Mexican style stuff. And, you know, again, so it's just that's why I'm kind of well versed in whatever people like I can make. Was he Hispanic?
00:02:41
Speaker
He was. Yeah. So his name was Roberto. Oh yeah. Roberto Larimer. All right. Try not to say the last names. Another edit. You're killing me, bro.
Humor Break: Hot Dogs and Pies
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Speaker
RL. There you go. There you go. Real life.
00:02:58
Speaker
All right. Well, that was a downer. You were hoping for a guy melting. Yeah, I was hoping for like, you know, well, that was downer. Fuck. He died, but he died not quite as bad as that. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. Affixiation. Both equally funny.
00:03:20
Speaker
Uh, not when you're expecting something else, like, you know, skin melting off and like, I feel about some bones. Yeah. I was thinking like, yeah. No, nothing. No. Did you know him TK? No, never met him. I know that I recall. No, he passed. I was like 17 when he passed. Oh, it was pretty hard. Way back. Yeah.
00:03:44
Speaker
Well, you know, how often am I eating a hot dog? And I'm and and there's like pieces of finger and, you know, more than you want to know.
TK's Fast Food Adventure
00:03:57
Speaker
Yeah. You think so? Yeah. Hmm. I got one. They're better now, but back that back in the day, not so much. Did you or true or false? Did you bring home a barrel of pies?
00:04:14
Speaker
You got pies, lots of pies. I went through so many pies. Was there any banana, banana cream pies? No, Boston cream pie, chocolate, apple, cherry. Yep. Those are the main ones that I remember. Apple would be yummy. Cherry, not so much. Oh, I think it might've been lemon.
00:04:37
Speaker
Oh, I don't remember those every now and then. Probably didn't eat those. Yeah, you didn't eat the lemon. I ate them for like a whole summer. That was I ate it like as much as I could. Oh, yeah. You know how big a fucking barrel of pies is, dude? That's a lot of pies. That makes sense because I took advantage of shit. Yeah. I mean, they threw them out anyway. Well, you know, punch the pies. Me and TK were working in Virginia one time. And so this story makes sense.
00:05:06
Speaker
We went to a Taco Bell slash KFC and TK went in there and they didn't have a few things that he wanted.
Incredible Yet Doubtful Stories
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Speaker
A few. Specifically. Yeah, they were out of some stuff. So he ended up just ordering everything else on the menu. Yeah, I went banana. I lost my mind. I'm like, I don't even know what to get. You ruined everything. I wanted to go somewhere else, but it was too late. I'll take everything else.
00:05:34
Speaker
Like give me half a chicken and I guess the other burritos. He smashed everything. I didn't get to smash it all. I left some in the fridge, but I did almost throw up. We also, um, we met a guy who, um, his dad turned into a taco. That's kind of weird. Yeah. You can tell him that story. I think we've told it on here before, but you can tell him the story. Yeah. He, uh, he was escorting us. He was one of them engineers and, um,
00:06:04
Speaker
I don't know why he told us this story, I guess, just to make us real sad. It kind of had the opposite effect. Of course, hilarious. Well, it's hilarious on how ridiculous it is. His his dad had some spinal, his spine snapped. He was just laying sitting in a chair or laying in bed, laying down, sleeping in.
00:06:28
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And his spine snapped, and instead of like folding forward, he folded backwards. He's scorpion. Yes. Have you ever heard of that? That doesn't make sense. I have not heard of that. Wow. Then his mom found him and had a massive, was it a massive heart attack and died? Her heart exploded, he said. It exploded. Wow.
00:06:56
Speaker
His dad turned into a taco and his mom's heart exploded. Yeah. She tried to pick him. She struggled, tried to pick him up and the, the trying so much to get him picked up and whatever, I guess, is her heart exploded. I'm starting to think this guy might be a liar. Well, I mean, it could get because of the blood rushing to your head and then, you know, on the adrenaline and it could happen. I guess the explosion of the heart, maybe, right? I don't know. Yeah.
00:07:23
Speaker
That's what's going to happen to my heart. Blood's going to get blocked and then it's just going to blow up. It's going to explode like a balloon. It's going to start blowing up like a balloon and keep being a Taco Bello. For sure. Living on the road makes it tough not to. I know. I try to stay away from Taco Bell and McDonald's. Other than that, they're all pretty bad.
Pizza Memories and Snobbery
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Speaker
I know. I know. I know one place, I mean, you wanted to show me
00:07:51
Speaker
Uh, cause it was like your favorite place was wing stop. And I just like, I like the fries. I remember working out on the road and you're like, there's a wing stop. We gotta go to wing stop. And we went to wing stop, got some wings. And then they're like, I guess they're what, cinnamon fries. I don't even know what they are. They're different. Yes.
00:08:13
Speaker
I remember. They were good. He made me. I like him. He forced me to leave the we worked on a project and he forced me to leave the hotel and he said, you have to eat him there. So with a fresh, we had to eat him in the place. He's like, these fucking fries, man. It's not like that isn't a big place, right? Just like a few seats. Right. Yep. And I had to eat the fries right there. Took the rest with me to go. No fries.
00:08:39
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He didn't even touch the wings. He's just the fries. Not there. I'm like, if I get through these fries, we can leave. Yep. And I did it. They were okay. I like it with the cheese dip. Yeah, it's nice. I remember eating pizza with your dad in Georgia. And it was a pizza place. And I guess it's a chain. It's called Mellow Mushroom. The Mellow Mushroom. Heard of that. Yeah. And that was you wanting to eat there.
00:09:09
Speaker
Yeah, I wanted to try the pizza. It was good. It was all right. Yeah. You're a pizza snob. I am a pizza snob, unfortunately. Well, nothing wrong with that. Every time I eat, like if I eat more than maybe three or four pieces of Pizza Hut, I projectile vomit. Oh. Of what kind of pizza? Pizza Hut. Oh. That's a pretty good deal. I know your dad's favorite pizza place.
00:09:38
Speaker
What's that? I think it's in Chicago, isn't it Girodini's? Yeah, Giordano's. Giordano's, that's what it is, yes. You know more about my dad than I do. I do. That's the deep dish Chicago style. It's almost not even a pizza, it's like an actual slice of pie. It looks like a pie, it comes out like a pie and basically the sauce is on top and the cheese is about a half inch thick.
00:10:12
Speaker
I want to play some more true or false. Yeah, let's play some more true or false. All right. True or false. Wait, play some more. I didn't know you. We did. We did one. We did one. Oh. Pies. True or false. I jumped my bicycle, landed on the bar, the crossbar with my nuts, broke it, and you had to weld it back together. Hit your nuts or the bike? I hit my nuts on the bike. Right. What did he have to fix?
00:10:41
Speaker
My nuts are welded together. I had to fix the front fork from the rest of the bike. I had to put them back together. And I'm not a welder as he tells the story. No, you ever seen those cars at Dogtail down the road? Yes. My bike was like riding to the side. I was one of those first hip-hop bikes. Did it ride the same afterwards?
00:11:09
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No, it's from the side.
Daredevil Antics and Their Consequences
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Speaker
It wasn't way off, but it was enough to like, this is odd. He was, he was, he was going straight in his head and just looking at the neighbor. I just rode my bike in circles in the driveway. Did you test that jump again to see if those welds would hold? No. Welds were good. They ended up breaking again. Did they? Yeah. They ended up kind of starting to crack a little bit. I don't think they broke rough with your stuff. Yes. He was.
00:11:41
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That's the way he heard himself a lot. A lot of concussions, a lot of trying stuff. That's why I was telling Noodles that I did a lot of things that... Daredevil. Kind of, yeah. A lot of concussions. Probably I can't remember shit. Like when you were saying first dates and stuff like that, I don't remember those.
00:11:55
Speaker
I don't either, actually. No problem. Yeah. He's like, I have some, I have some ideas we could talk about. And he's like, we would bring them up and he'd be like, I don't, I don't know. His first day. I never really had like, don't really, not mine. You know, when you're a kid, you know, I guess your first date. I don't really remember that either, but yeah. How old were you when you watched weird shit happening? Like me. No, Paco. Okay.
00:12:25
Speaker
with three girls. Now we lost him. Oh no, my dad. Daddy. Daddy. Why is it like this?
00:12:59
Speaker
you