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NTK309 - Halloween and Butt Guns
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Noodles and TK talk about Halloween, Porn Searches, Uranus, and Butt Guns.
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Opening Humor & Patreon Transition
00:00:03
Speaker
You're listening to the Cheap Shops Podcast Network.
00:00:41
Speaker
Yo, what up? Yeah. Straight off a Patreon episode or something. Yeah. We just did an hour and it was, it was a pretty explicit. Yeah. Welcome to the, the fucking G rated. This is the G rated fucking version. R rated then. We can still say fuck. Yeah. Children, children are cool with that.
Parenting & Teen Cussing: What's Allowed?
00:01:06
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, it's funny because my oldest son, he's 17. He'll be 18 in December. And a couple months ago, he went to his mom, my wife, and said, am I allowed to cuss yet? She's like, what are you talking about? And he's like, all my friends cuss online and I'm not allowed to cuss.
00:01:35
Speaker
And she's like, no, you scream so much that the whole house can hear you in your room. So no, you're not. You're raping him. You've heard him. Yeah, dude, he has a psychopath. So you know your name, kid. You're fucking crazy. Or what you would say is freaking crazy. Yeah. He says Jesus cries and God damn it a lot.
00:02:04
Speaker
that you're okay with, the besmirch in our creator's name. Yeah. Fuck the Lord.
Halloween Costumes & Spirit Halloween
00:02:11
Speaker
That would be an awesome band name. Fuck the Lord. Yeah. So I was at Spirit Halloween. How old's your son? Didn't I already tell you? No. If you did, I didn't listen. 17, almost 18. I think if once you have a job, you have to cuss. He barely has a job. He barely gets any hours.
00:02:32
Speaker
I mean, that's just enough to say. Give him a few words. Give him the low end words. He's got the low end words. He's got the God dammit, Jesus Christ. Can he say shit? No. Come on, man. I don't care what he does outside the house, but when he's screaming at the Xbox, no. There's people over. We're having, you know, a fine chicken dinner with wine and he's yelling.
00:03:00
Speaker
Shit, fuck shit. Into the mic. You put your kids in cages while you guys have nice dinners. Oh, he's anti-social. Oh, I mean, you definitely have to cause he's like a hobo. Speaking of hobos. It's your whole family, dude. How's that hobo express card coming along? Good, I just got my new card in the mail today. Did you? Yeah. What's it look, is it made out of tin?
00:03:29
Speaker
It's blue. You got one, too. Yeah, that one. Not a Hobo Express card. It's basically that's what it is. Fair enough.
00:03:40
Speaker
So yeah, we went to Spirit Halloween. That store's everywhere. I'm sure you have them, right? You've heard of Spirit Halloween? No. Spirit Halloween stores? They're everywhere. No. Yes. What do you have? I don't know. All right. I don't know, just not the Spirit. Okay, yes. Yeah, they're all over. Let's pretend that I'm talking to a person that knows things. Okay. Yeah, they're usually by Applebee's.
00:04:10
Speaker
They're usually in the strip mall somewhere. That's what I meant to say. That's usually by Applebee's. And I was looking for a costume and I found a Jesus costume and I didn't buy it though. Well, how did you not? Because I don't know if I'm probably be on the road during Halloween. Yeah, me too. I had to leave on Monday. You know, it's funny with your, what your son, your, you should have your wife dressed up as Christ.
00:04:37
Speaker
She was gonna be a pregnant Virgin Mary. That's good. She should be Christ, so your son yells, Jesus fucking Christ. And it'd be literal. Right, he could walk in on you guys like, Jesus fucking Christ. He's not even cussing at that point, you're doing it.
Christopher Lloyd & Spirit Halloween Movie
00:04:59
Speaker
While I was in there, I saw a sign for a Spirit Halloween movie. They actually
00:05:07
Speaker
The store made a movie, like a movie, like a high budget movie. It has Christopher Lloyd in it. Nice. Do you know who that is? Uh, Back to the Future? Yeah. Uh, the dude that in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Same guy. No, is that the same guy? Yeah. Okay. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Hmm.
00:05:35
Speaker
And he was in Taxi, the show. Yep. I watched that movie once a year. Uh, Hoofrin and Robert Rabbit? Yep. Why? I beat off to Jessica Rabbit. I mean, I don't blame you. Oh, dude, look up nude versions. It's awesome. Oh, yeah. I bet you they have some, they probably have, you go to Pornhub, they probably have it. Yeah. Oh, is that where you see it? No, you name it. I seen it.
00:06:04
Speaker
We talked about this, I believe it was last episode, and you aren't into animating. What are you gonna say, animals? Well, she's a rabbit, first of all. She's not a rabbit. She's Jessica Rabbit. That's her last name. Yeah, I think she's a rabbit, isn't she? No, she's like a redhead and like a fucking smoking body. I think she has a tail. You just don't see it. Then it's a butt plug.
00:06:34
Speaker
but you're not into animated porn. Yeah, I am. I told you that. I, that's not my favorite. I was into it real bad for awhile. You get over it. Yeah. I mean, it's, you know, you're like, this is all fucking, it's not even a real one. Like to come to pretend pussy is embarrassing enough. Like to just watch it on a screen. Yeah, it's still to do it to a cartoon is next level. Like your, your shame doubles.
00:07:05
Speaker
I think it'd be less. It's worse for me. Is it worse? I think it'd be less because you're like, I didn't think about like anyone real. So it's just my imagination at that point. It's not an imagination. I don't use my imagination. I use my eyes. You've never jacked off just your imagination. As a teenager. Wow. You have a poor imagination. As an adult now? No.
Preferences in Animated Pornography
00:07:34
Speaker
Okay.
00:07:36
Speaker
What did you imagine when you were a kid? Jessica Rabbit. Roger Rabbit. Girls I wanted to fuck but couldn't. Bugs Bunny. Yeah. When he dressed in drag. Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudd, yeah, there we go. That's a hillbilly right there. Porky Pig. Porky Pig had a nice fat ass.
00:08:02
Speaker
Porky Pig and the stutter. He had a mental disorder. He stuttered. Yeah. Dexter's mom. Oh, Dexter's the serial killer? No, the laboratory, the little buddy right there. Oh, Dexter's laboratory? Yeah. His mom had a fat ass. I thought it was who's the boss that you were into. Oh, for sure. I made it rub one out to Punky Brewster.
00:08:31
Speaker
Punky Brewster was dope like that. She was, she was dope when she got old. No, she was dope back then. We were kids. It was okay to fantasize about her. Yeah, that's weird, right? Like, is it okay? I think I've heard this somewhere else, so I might be stealing a bit from someone, but have you, like, is it okay to fantasize about when you were younger?
00:08:58
Speaker
to fantasize about the things you fantasized about? No, I've banged chicks that were under 18 when I was under 18. To think about those interactions again? Yeah, now that's like a pedo. Right, no. But it's still you, right? And it's you thinking about, it's not the adult you doing that person. Yeah, but if you mentally think about it and rub one out to it, you just rubbed one out to a 15-year-old. Yeah.
00:09:27
Speaker
It's a slippery slope, bro. But she's not because she's a lot older now or dead. Hopefully. Hopefully older or dead or just dead? Dead.
00:09:40
Speaker
All right. Sorry. Spirit Halloween, Spirit Fingers, Lloyd fucking. So they made a. It would be like the gap making a movie or a movie or Walmart, the Walmart movie made by Walmart. That'd be a good horror story. That's just fucking weird. And I looked at all the people. I'm like all the people shopping at midnight in their pajamas, just zombies.
00:10:08
Speaker
Oh, that's what Spirit Halloween movie is. Christopher Lloyd gets killed somehow and then some teenagers go to Spirit Halloween at a strip mall and it's closed, or it's about to close. They go in and all the lights turn out and they're trapped inside. And Christopher Lloyd's ghost is haunting them through all of the costumes and things that they sell.
00:10:36
Speaker
Do you think he owed somebody something or his agent came to him and was like, Hey man, we're going to do a movie called spirit Halloween. He's like, I like that. He has no idea. It's a fucking store place to buy stuff. Or he's like, that sounds great. He looks ancient. He looks old as fuck. Cause he is. Okay. He looks like he's 90 years old. It's probably true. And who knows? Like it can't be any worse than the movie I watched yesterday. What'd you watch yesterday?
00:11:06
Speaker
The Munsters movie. Oh, how was that? Made this year.
Critique of Rob Zombie's Munsters Movie
00:11:13
Speaker
Well, you know what the Munsters are. It's an old- I do explain it to the audience though. The Munsters is an old show in the fucking, I don't know, 50s or 60s. Black and white. Yeah, it was black and white first. Yeah, it started off black and white and Herman Munster is the main character and he's Frankenstein.
00:11:32
Speaker
And his wife, Lily is like, uh, she looks like an old Vyra. She's a game of Vampyrus. Yeah. And then, then her dad, grandpa is like the count. He's count Dracula. He lives with them and they live in LA and it's a comedy. Was Eddie there? Eddie's my favorite. Um.
00:11:55
Speaker
Eddie was not in it, no. A wolf boy. Yeah, so there was a wolf man, and it's Lily's brother. That's lame. But this is the story of how they became the monsters. It's like a prequel. Oh, that makes sense, because that kid wouldn't be around. He's not around yet. How does a vampire fuck a Frankenstein and get a werewolf?
00:12:26
Speaker
The dog fucked. Um, what's her name? Lily. Lily. So this is a movie written and directed by Rob Zombie. So I'm like, Oh, this is going to be good. And it was horrible. Well, you expected to be a Rob Zombie movie. It's probably a family friendly. Oh, there was, yeah, it was, it was a hundred percent like G rated and.
00:12:49
Speaker
The writing was horrible. The acting was terrible. Everything about this movie was like, holy shit. This is a Netflix made movie and they allowed this to come out. Guaranteed they use the song Dragula in that show. They did not. What? Nope. Don't they have like a fucking like a drag car? No drag car. There was one thing. Lily is played by Rob Zombie's wife.
00:13:18
Speaker
I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of her. No, she's hot. She was. I don't know if she still is. She's super hot. She is a terrible actress. Everyone sucks. Everyone's awful in this movie. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my whole fucking life and I watched the whole thing.
00:13:42
Speaker
I fucking hate when edgy people get old and start becoming like just regular people. Like Rob Zombie. I mean, he made another movie. He made Halloween, the final chapter or whatever this year. At least that's some at least in between. I mean, his his actual movies are pretty grotesque usually, right? Yeah. House of a Thousand Corpses. What are the other ones?
00:14:12
Speaker
I can't think of any. Yeah. They're, they're all based off a bunch of psycho freaks killing people. Yeah. It's awesome. Now, like I hate when they do that. Like, um, ice T made the song cop killer and became a cop and fucking NCIS or whatever. And then, uh, ironic ice cube from NWA fucking is in like, are we there yet from Disney?
00:14:37
Speaker
Yeah, are we there yet, which is like a comedy of mishaps. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I hate they get old and they're like, well, I'm done with that now. I'm rich. And yeah, well,
Social Behavior & Gender Expectations
00:14:48
Speaker
I mean, they don't need to be edgy. They were never gangsters to begin with. Easy was, but they weren't. They were just like rapper dudes who were like, oh, yeah, we'll do this to easy. He was just a little guy getting AIDS.
00:15:04
Speaker
That's what it'll be known for forever. That's what made his hair like that. How was his hair? You get a jerry curl when you get it. Oh, all greasy, I was gonna say. Oh, so that movie wasn't good? It was terrible, so I recommend you watch it. Yeah, exactly. I do, just to see how bad it is. I watched one clip. Did you send it to me? I don't think so. It was just of Herman Munster singing.
00:15:34
Speaker
No, I did not send that to you. He was like in love or something or I don't know. Yeah, it was bad. It's bad. It's real bad. Um, so I do not recommend anyone watch that unless you're like, you have three year olds, they might enjoy it. Otherwise it's, it's trash. It's family. They don't even have anything in there for adults. Like being Rob Zombie, you would think they'd have something in there that like was cool. At least some double entendre jokes or something.
00:16:04
Speaker
Yeah, there was nothing. You ever listened to old shows that made jokes that were probably out of line, but since they were- Oh, yeah. It wasn't even a joke. It was said in a way that no one would have noticed it. If you were young, you would have never noticed. Yeah, I have one great example. Oh, good. Have you ever seen the show Leave It to Beaver? Yeah. Oh, Jesus.
00:16:31
Speaker
You're going to the oldest joke in the world. The oldest joke in the world. Leave it to Beaver was the old fifties, uh, comedy. Like Beaver was this kid and he's the main guy. He gets in trouble all the time and it revolves around him and his family. And the father's name is Ward and, uh,
00:16:56
Speaker
The mother, after Ward is very strict and harsh on poor little Beaver, she says, Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night? And that's a true line. That is an actual line in the show. Yeah. I wonder if they called it Beaver back in that time. I remember where it came from. I had to have Beaver had to come back from when they had Beaver pelts.
00:17:26
Speaker
Um, I don't think I've really ever seen leave it to beaver. I know of it though. You've never watched leave it to beaver. What about, uh, the Andy Griffith show? I've seen that. I'm trying to think of any others in that timeframe. Wasn't there a joke on that one too? Uh, what was it? Yeah. And bees pie or whatever. Yeah. I don't know.
00:17:57
Speaker
Yeah, it sucks when they sell out like that Well, maybe I mean he probably paid him a lot of money right it's Halloween They're like whip out a Halloween movie in like 10 minutes and he's like, all right. That's what Adam Sandler did Yeah, that movie last year. What the fuck was that called? Who knows it was bad though. He lobs a few up sometimes like pay me like he's I
00:18:22
Speaker
He has to, he can't play just a normal dude, he has to play a guy who's retarded. I know, that's his favorite character. Why? Is it just because it's easy? Yeah. I mean, that sucks. Like Little Nicky's kind of retarded. Little Nicky's retarded, the water boy, I mean, Little Nicky's super retarded. He's pretty retarded. I mean, that's his thing. Every time a demon is funny. A demon is what?
00:18:52
Speaker
Retarded demon is a pretty funny idea. Hold on, I gotta take a drink. Okay, you go ahead and take a drink, bud. I picture a five-year-old drinking out of a cup that's too big for him and it's Kool-Aid. No, I'm not like Burt Kreischer. I don't like Kool-Aid. He loves Kool-Aid. He takes Kool-Aid packets with him everywhere he goes. Not really. He looks like the Kool-Aid guy.
00:19:19
Speaker
Yeah. He's about as obnoxious. I drink Kool-Aid as a kid, a lot. Do you like that? I haven't had Kool-Aid for a long time, but I like it. I was going to say, do you like the sugar-free Kool-Aid or the one where you have to add sugar? I don't think I've had sugar-free Kool-Aid. Well, I have because I've made it without sugar before. No, it's the one that it's sweetened, but with aspartame or whatever. It's already sweetened, pre-sweetened. It's probably real good then.
Exploring Unconventional Porn Categories
00:19:48
Speaker
No, it's not as good. The one you have to add sugar is much better. That's because you add like it is sugar. It is pretty much just sugar water. Yum. So how do we get on Kool-Aid? I don't know, man. I don't know because you're drinking stuff. Yeah. Um, I'm drinking, uh, uh, Coke and rum, rum and Coke. You say however you want, man. I'll take a Coke and rum. Coke and rum.
00:20:19
Speaker
So I feel good. Me too. Cause I've been, I've been, uh, nursing this thing for almost two hours, hour and a half. So I'm drinking whiskey Coke. Are you? What kind of whiskey? Cause you're, uh, you're trying to get into these high fluential whiskeys now. I just have Jack. There's like four different whiskeys up there though. Yeah. What's your favorite one?
00:20:45
Speaker
Right now, Jack and Coke, they all are kind of similar. When I try to drink them by themselves, it's not good. I try to be cool like Mad Men. You can't drink Jack by itself. That's gross. You can't drink any whiskey by itself. I've tried, I gotta find the right one. Yeah, Maker's Mark, have you tried that? No, remember that story I told you where I blacked out and showed that lady my dick? Which time? The salesman guy.
00:21:12
Speaker
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude. I haven't made maker's mark much since. That's awesome. And I want to send her that little, the pack of little Smokies and Asari and he wouldn't let me do it. Oh, why wouldn't he? He didn't want me to piss her off. Right. He's like, you've done enough, bro. Thanks. Yeah. I think she was helping me piss. Like I think I was probably pissed on her walls.
00:21:41
Speaker
Was she holding it for you? Her pussy walls. I think she might have been at one point. Oh, my God. How embarrassing or? Awesome. Right. Yeah. And too bad you can't remember which. Right after I pissed, I came. Right. Just a soft serve. Right. Just dribbling down. Yeah, not even a shot. Just I look like one of those those avapositors.
00:22:10
Speaker
Avapositors, that's in Patreon. Yeah, you're the Patreon for that. You guys wanna know what an avapositor is? You wanna know what an avapositor is? You wanna hear us watch one? It'll go, I mean, that's way out there. That's alien type shit. That's a Uranus type shit. Next level, Uranus. Speaking of Uranus. That's what this whole episode's about. Yeah, it's all about, well, I mean, it's about real anus, but Uranus, the planet.
00:22:38
Speaker
Mine is a point. That's mean it has I mean everyone made Well, I mean You trying you're getting there. Don't worry. It won't be much longer It's uh, I just have like if you have jingle bears like those are the moons what so, you know how when a chick Has a fat ass right? It's like it's like bam
00:23:01
Speaker
Boy, do I have it. Everyone loves it. But what about when a guy has a fat ass? Is that gross? It's weird. You guys got to have a big bubble butt, like a shelf butt. Yeah. Like what's wrong with that? Forgot. What do you mean, what's wrong with it? You're kind of like it. I think as a guy, you're like, what are you gay?
00:23:18
Speaker
I mean, what like baseball players tend to have what's wrong with them? Why do they why is it? No baseball players sometimes but we'll just see guys walking down the street and you're like, what the fuck happened? Like they just look like a normal dude except for their ass sticks out. Like they got butt implants squats. You got to do less squats. I mean, or do them differently.
00:23:43
Speaker
I think, um, the ass craze has, I think a lot of it is, is from exercise, but a lot of it is also implants. No, the ass craze also has to do with the pants are helpful. Or, uh, yoga pants. You mean? Yeah. Yeah. That does help. Girls, if you're some thirsty fucks, like you want us to want to fuck you all the, like you're just a, just a machine for fucking.
00:24:12
Speaker
Well, that's how they present themselves. But when you, when you talk to them, they're like, what are you, like, what are you talking about? I know. Well, not all the time. No, but a lot of, some of the times, a lot of times when, at least the videos we see. It'd be nice if you could just be honest, like that's a fucking fat ass.
00:24:30
Speaker
Like I just, let me touch it. Like I don't even want to do anything. Let me feel it. Now you have to touch it. That's where you cross the line a little bit. I've had some really nice looking at it. Really? Yeah. I've had some really nice asses in front of me that I've looked at long enough and I almost like smack them. I just realized like it's not a girlfriend or a girl. I know. Right. Right. I literally feel my arms starting to make the movement in my brain as I stop it. Right. Cause that would be bad. It'd be illegal. It'd be illegal. It would be, um,
00:25:00
Speaker
Would that be assault? Probably. The way I do it would. I saw, I saw, I guess it was a TikTok video where this girl and this guy, they were like in high school and this girl's just started, grabbed the dude's hair and started punching him in the face. Like she grabbed, she was shorter than him. So she reached up, grabbed his hair and just started beating, like upper cutting his face.
00:25:30
Speaker
And then she let go and he... Blasted her once, right? Knocked her out, dude. Just smashed her face with his fist. Yeah. Equal legs. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, all right. Who knows what was said?
00:25:51
Speaker
by him to get that reaction, but it doesn't elicit her to just start smashing his face, right? Well, you know, if you want to fight like a guy, you have to take the consequences. Yeah. I mean, does the legal system look at it like that? Less, probably less likely. Uh, it's crazy. The, the guys, we have this line that we live by that if you know that it could resort to violence, if you pushed it past that line or too far,
00:26:20
Speaker
But girls that have never had that happen to them, or the thing that guys shouldn't hit them, which you shouldn't hit a girl for the most part. And a girl shouldn't hit a guy. No. And if you're going to argue and get in someone's face like that, you have to realize you're starting to cross that line where you could be hit. Yeah. You can't just be an asshole just because you're a girl. You can, because that's what we allow. Right. That's the problem.
00:26:45
Speaker
The problem is is women want everything, everything to be equal. And for that to happen, you have to have physical violence needs to be equal as well.
00:26:58
Speaker
Well, I mean, if you're going to be in someone's face, you have to be, I mean, what are you doing? You know, you're not, you think you're untouchable and that's bad shit could happen. Yeah. And that's, I mean, is that their fault though? For thinking society, society, society. If I go up to you and I don't know you and I'm starting to get in your face and talking mad shit, at some point I had to realize you may punch me.
00:27:21
Speaker
True, that's true. That's true.
Jokes & Facts about Uranus
00:27:24
Speaker
Oh, are you talking about me? But as a girl, I would say nowadays I'd be careful. I mean, always. I mean, it's always been that way. I mean, usually in the household, it's typically your wife that you're beating the fuck out of back in the day. But now it's gone to the streets.
00:27:46
Speaker
Town the streets. Yeah. Now we're like the world star. Now. Yeah. Now we're like, we're not going to keep this private anymore. We're going to take it out to the streets. Oh, we're just trying to get out of here. We're all about equality. That's true. We are. You want to be woke? Got to be woke about it all. So, uh, yeah, that's all. Um, I didn't know how to feel. I felt like, yeah, dumb bitch. And then I was like, Oh no, that guy's going to get in trouble.
00:28:13
Speaker
Well, you automatically feel like, Hey, man, you can't hit that chick. But it is like, he should have just the fact that he couldn't just catch her. Like he was just taking the shots of the face. Like he couldn't do anything to disarm her. Well, he was like, um, he's probably thinking like, what am I supposed to do here? And then just wailing on your face is almost hilarious.
00:28:37
Speaker
Cause you're sitting there like a superhero just taking them. You're just eating every shot. Like what are you doing? You're like trying to have a conversation while she's punching you. It's like a five-year-old punching in the face. I mean, it's going to hurt a little bit. Usually there's a couple of chicks that can fuck you up. Not many, but yeah. But I mean. Usually they're fucking you up with like knives and guns and shit. Well, I mean, a UFC chick could probably fuck you up. Well, yeah, but I mean, we're talking realistic here. How many UFC chicks are out there like 10? Right.
00:29:08
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, that guy probably tried to talk while he was getting punched. Like, what are you doing? Like stop. Can you get in a real fight with a guy like against guy, you're not, you're not saying, Hey man, that's enough. You're getting punched in the face.
00:29:22
Speaker
Um, there was, uh, on the subway in New York, uh, this was a couple of weeks ago, there was these, these big fat chicks and they were dressed in these green, um, suits, like spandex suits that cover their whole, like it's a whole body suit that covers your face and whole, you know, like a green, like a blue man suit or whatever.
00:29:44
Speaker
Like they're going to CGI them in smaller chicks. There's like four or five of them and they were beating the fuck out of these like two white chicks and they stole all their money and everyone's just standing there watching it happen. I'm like, start wailing on these fucking bitches.
00:30:02
Speaker
That'd be crazy to see just a group of chicks in green fire beating people up. Like are those aliens? It was fucking bizarre. You could tell they were black chicks in green. How could you tell? Because it was dark green.
00:30:24
Speaker
That makes sense. Yeah. What's crazy is like, anybody, since they were green, you could put green screen stuff on them. You can make them anything beating those chicks up. Like cartoons. Godzilla. Just a bunch of Godzilla's beating them up. That's awesome. That would be cool. Somebody do that and send it to us immediately.
00:30:54
Speaker
So speaking of Uranus. Mine? There's some jokes that are actually turn out to be true. Okay. So like a joke is like Uranus is full of gas. Okay. Well, it is actually a gas planet. Gaseous. It's composed of ice and gas, doesn't have a solid surface.
00:31:17
Speaker
Which doesn't make any sense. That's what they say. It's just a ball of goo. It's just a ball of gas. It's like an oppository egg. It's just a goo. So it supposedly doesn't have a solid surface. Instead, gas and ice mix in its interior with a small rocky core. So what? So it does have a surface.
00:31:41
Speaker
the mix of gases in its, in it are mostly methane. Oh shit. And ammonia with a little hydrant. So it smells like shit and they called it Uranus. That's pretty funny. They called it Uranus for, they even knew what it smelled like. Yeah. And here's another joke, Uranus smells like farts. That's kind of the same thing, isn't it? Right. Okay. How about you ever heard this one Uranus craps diamonds?
00:32:13
Speaker
Mine probably could yours probably can't Why can yours you just have that just tight you can cleanse real tightly it just stays tight I have trouble pooping my poop list to come out like pencils It's not that's not technically true. I do recall talking to you one week where you just kept shitting your pants Yeah, that doesn't mean anything It's not watertight my friends
00:32:42
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But I guarantee you put a piece, you put coal up there, you give me 50 years, I give you a diamond. You give me a diamond. So the core of the planet is so powerful and the pressure is so immense that it turns the carbon particles into diamonds. How the fuck do they know that? I don't know. And then they're circulated into the atmosphere, do the many layers of clouds.
00:33:10
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Uh, that it rains diamonds on Uranus. There's some anuses I'd like to drop some diamonds on. Now this, I've never heard this joke. Uranus is a cold, cold place. That's usually like Uranus is on fire. Gross.
00:33:33
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Why is it cold? Because it's fucking out in the middle of outer space. It's the coldest planet in the solar system, although it's not the furthest from the sun. It generates far less heat at its core than the other gas giants. As a result, it has an average cloud temperature range of minus 226 degrees to 197 degrees. So it's cold.
00:34:03
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There's so many numbers you put in there. I didn't even understand them. It's like 300 minus 300 degrees. Basically. That's good. Yeah. NASA flew by Uranus and snapped lots of pictures. What jokes are these? I don't know. That's the worst thing. How about that? Well, there's this one. Uranus is huge. Okay. Is it? Yeah.
00:34:31
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It's the fourth largest object in the solar system. And the third largest planet. It's 63 Earths. Oh wow. Now that's big. Are they counting our atmosphere? What? I don't, I don't know. Are they counting our atmosphere? Nothing is just a small rock middle. I imagine they're counting. Yeah, I guess. I don't know what it's probably not.
00:35:01
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That's a good question. Yeah. How big is your surface? Fuck you, Uranus. Fuck you. Fuck you. Uranus sounds like a Royal. Yeah. Uranus sounds like a Royal asshole. A Royal asshole. Yeah. Because.
00:35:22
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How is it royal? Like when you see like, like a doc, like a king or a queen, like you call him your highness or your, uh, Uranus. So it has a cape and a crown. Would you ever, would you ever bow to my Uranus? Didn't make sense. I know. Would you ever bow to Uranus? Would I bow to Uranus? Sure. Would you bow to Uranus? I don't know how I could do that. I would bow to Uranus.
00:35:52
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I'd be pretty flexible to bow to my own anus. I would bow to your anus. Thank you. You're welcome. Um, that's enough of these. Uranus is bleeding. Uranus is bleeding is an actual astrological event. So if you believe in astrology, the pseudoscience that life events occur
00:36:21
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Um, across the planets, uh, how they move. Then you may be interested to know that there is an annual event called Uranus bleeding. It refers to a one week period when a red streak follows the planet's path. Nice. I've had that bleeding. I like that. It's called astrology. You're an astrometer astronomer. You're an astronaut.
00:36:52
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Wow. We're going deep in Uranus. We are. That's crazy, dude. That was pathetic. I'm sorry I brought any of that up. I'm sorry I sent you that link. Hey, you sent me a drink, picture. That's for you.
00:37:12
Speaker
Looks like, um, all the coke is at the bottom and it's just pure fucking alcohol on top. It's pretty, it's working. You can mix it, you know, the first, uh, first hour that we did our shit backwards. I was doing good and hitting the, I'm hitting the wall. I think I would definitely hit a wall. Oh, I've driven, um,
00:37:41
Speaker
to where I can't believe I didn't hit a wall. I had a few of those. I don't know if we talked about them podcasts or not. Yeah. Um, I think so. I think we did. It was when, uh, uh, our buddy, uh, Jay are, I guess.
00:37:59
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JW, I don't know. I don't even know what we call him. Our dubs, our dubs. Oh. I was trying to give his alter name. He has different names. I want to call him JR. That'd be fine. That is two of his first names. That's true. You and him both have NASCAR names. I do.
00:38:26
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We talked about that. Oh, my middle name. Yeah. He's self-employed now. We should be able to see him on here and more often. We're going to, yeah, he's going to be, um, he's going to be a special guest occasionally and he's going to give us subjects supposedly.
00:38:43
Speaker
And for this podcast, uh, no, for the other one. Okay. I don't know if we've even mentioned the other one yet. It's coming you away. You ate your motherfuckers. Yeah. You're going to start doing drunk talk and start threatening people. You fucking stupid listeners. All right. Do you slur when you, uh, when you get feel like I am right now. No, you're not. Then no, but I wonder if you sound great. You're not drunk. I feel all right, dude.
00:39:09
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Yeah, you feel good. How many of these have you had these these jacking? I started during the football game. Who won that game, by the way? I don't even know. I had to stop to do to do this. See, I did it was who was who was winning. We don't even know Purdue. Purdue won 43 to 37. I feel like whoever had the basketball team.
00:39:40
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I feel like Purdue's known for basketball. They're five and two now. Oh shit. My team didn't even play this week. They had a bye week. They just had fucking each other and girls. Yeah. They're like, ah, we'll, we'll fuck some guys now. It's a bye week. Let's get crazy fellows. That is an interesting name for a, uh, a week you don't play. He called it bye. Uh,
00:40:10
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Do you want to do the States or do you want to talk about how fabulous your gun is? I want to talk about States. Do you know what I'm talking about? Um, no, but I like States. The search, the search history. Oh yeah. Do we have that link? Where's that link at? I'll find it now.
00:40:37
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Um, keep talking though. So do your best. Talk about yourself. That'll be taught. Tell us about your favorite music. Uh, so everyone already kind of knows this, although Steel Panther is coming out with a new album. They just came out with a new song and, um, it's never too late to get some pussy tonight. That's the name of the new song. And, uh, did you ever listen to that? I sent you, I sent you the video.
00:41:05
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I tried. You didn't, you didn't even try. I listened to a little bit. It had a way, they had a very long intro, so it didn't get to it. Something my wife is very excited about is, um, Tom DeLong is, is rejoining Blink 182 and they are coming out with, they have a new song. They're coming out with a new album. They're going on tour. I bet that'll be awesome. As the OG Blink 182 again. So everyone is fucking excited about that.
00:41:35
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Okay. Um, which I mean Blink-182 is nothing without Tom Delong. I mean, come on. That sounds like a porn name. Mark Hoppus. Is that the one that, is that the guy that's a conspiracy theorist guy? Yeah. He's the one that they actually, um, he's part of the, um, part of the group of people that actually found out that aliens do exist.
00:42:03
Speaker
he was actually part of that whole group, um, that proved that aliens are real. Uh, he went, um, I don't know. I didn't, I have no idea. All right. Click the, who does send that link to? I think I just sent this link to someone else. Nice. Yeah.
Top Porn Search Terms by U.S. State
00:42:30
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How did this Uranus thing get below? The anus is below the other thing I sent. That's surprising. Click the last one. So these are the top porn search terms for every U.S. state. And this is kind of interesting because. Two of them are weird. One of them is real weird. Right. So there's one that. Oh, no. What state is that? I don't know my states. Oh, no.
00:43:01
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You don't know which state you're in? I'm having an inebriated state. So there's like one, let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh shit, I'm part of this.
00:43:14
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Seven states that are teen is the number one word. Texas, Michigan, Oregon, I think that's Alabama or. Should I get another map up so we can do this right? Why would they name the goddamn states? Looks like Georgia, South Carolina,
00:43:45
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I don't know what that other state is up there by the Great Lakes. Michigan? Well, there's Michigan and there's one on the other side. Milwaukee? Is that Wisconsin? I'm not Milwaukee, Wisconsin, sorry. Is Michigan on the left of Wisconsin? I don't fucking know, dude. Oh no, we should have done this. Bort. Bort. I don't know our states unless they're named. I'm going to send it to you so you have it.
00:44:15
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It looks like Montana, Idaho, Nevada. Oh, you know all those shitty states. No, Idaho. Let's see, Montana, Idaho. Is that Colorado under there? New Mexico. Colorado, I think. Oh, yeah. So what's that one right there? Arizona, Arizona. So Montana, Idaho, Arizona, and I think New Mexico.
00:44:43
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or Arizona. I'm confused about the one. I sent you a picture to help you. Thank you. You're welcome. So I know. So Montana, Idaho, Idaho, Montana, Idaho, Utah and Arizona. They are all. Their number one word is, oh, no. What? No.
00:45:12
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Their number one word is, uh, God damn it. That's not the word. God damn, it would be a good one to look up. Uh, compilation. That's like the, like, if you like compilation, just like, uh, 70 videos of the same thing. So if you like blow jobs, it's like 70 jobs at once.
00:45:41
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So there's one here. I'm trying to find what color that is because I can't really tell. I guess it's just Nevada. Nevada is the only one that has this color. And it says Anita Queen. Yeah, I don't even know what that is. What's Anita Queen? We got to look that up. Google that. Probably a chick. OK.
00:46:06
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Uh, we got, ooh, there's, this one's a big one. This one is probably the most States. So we got Florida, New Mexico, Oklahoma. We're fucking running out of steam, dude. Um, pretty much like 12 States is cream pie is the number one search term for porn. Two States is Hente.
00:46:37
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Hintai. Hintai, which is like your anime. Yeah. Japanese anime, right? Yeah. So you probably see an avapositor type thing in there because I give squid porn all the time. Uh, two states, three states are, uh, Milf. Yeah. Milf. This isn't the right thing. What's that? Oh, there's one called sorry mother.
00:47:08
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That's not, that's not a porn term. It is not, not in that list. Oh, what did you send me? Don't look at that one. It's wrong. I'm struggling, dude. I'm trying. Is this a, is this one of your favorite? Is this one of the websites? No, I'm just searching porn geek. No, I've never been to that one. Oh, so you gave me another one.
00:47:37
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Either one of ATM porn was just people getting fucked while they're getting money out. Oh, these are porn categories. Yeah, just call out the different ones. All right, so we got abuse, which is, you know, that's not that different. No, accident. What do you think that means? What's accident porn? That's like, oops, wrong hole. Oh, not like, oh no, a car accident, let's fuck. Yeah, I doubt. Amigo?
00:48:07
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If you have sex in a suzu amigo. Ain't no fingering. Ain't no fingering is. I mean, it makes sense. Yeah. Ain't no mom. Just one that cleans all the time. What's what's on tree? What do you see? Oh, no, that's auntie. Never mind. What? So they have aunt aunt aunt and auntie. Auntie is like a different country. Oh.
00:48:37
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Armpit. Oh, you found Armpit. I found Armpit. They got a lot of sports, baseball, basketball, barely legal. Oh, you're fucking blown through this list. Oh, no, I'm in the bees, dude. Baller ballerina. Ballicking. I've never I've never looked that up before.
00:48:59
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wouldn't be bad. I would be okay with that one. Let's find a weird one and one that you would like that you didn't know you might like. Uh, big clit. You would think you would like that little tiny dicks. Here's one. This one kind of encompasses a lot of big areolas. I'm on board. I'm on board, bro. Bazaar.
00:49:25
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Oh, bizarre. That could be anything. I wouldn't even click on that. I'm scared to find out what I might like. Oh, come on. Well, I click it. Tell me what you got. Oh, does it does this work? Oh, I have no idea.
00:49:44
Speaker
Oh, no, I have to install it. It says install antivirus immediately when I clicked on it. Don't do that. Oh, it's one of those websites. Your phone now belongs to them. Fuck. It tricked you. I wouldn't have clicked on one of these in my life. How about boat? Let's just get fucked on a boat. Boats and hoes, bro. Boots. Boots. Bottle. We know what that is. I know exactly what that is.
00:50:09
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Do you like that? I've seen that from a real person. Really? Yeah. Um, was it like a big bottle, like a wine bottle, a champagne bottle? Was it, uh, which end? The small end. Okay. You never know. How, how much, how much did they take? Until it started to get big. And, um, was it like a strip tease? It's impressive. I don't know about strip tease. What do you mean a strip tease? Like, was it from a stripper? No.
00:50:39
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This is just for someone I knew. Yeah, just a guy, you know. He's stupid, dude. Can't fight. Do you like that when girls fight and they end up fucking? No. I thought that was weird. Some guys like that shit. I'm not into lesbian porn very much. Caught. That'd be cool if it was real. What's this? What's this? That's what it's called, this? No. Bouquetta. I don't know. I saw that and I can't click on it, so I don't know.
00:51:08
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You can click on it. I'm not clicking on it, dude. What's CFNM? CFNM. What is that? Clothed female nude male. What? That's stupid. I'm fucking genius, dude. I just came up with that. Oh, I thought you looked it up. No, I'm a genius. I'm fucking Kanye.
00:51:32
Speaker
What's casual? We're just going to do our boat boat shoes when you're fucking I'm struggling, dude. Cigarette porn. I don't like that. What is it? They're just smoking while they're fucking. Yeah, this sounds like a bad mom. It's like a mom was like, go to bed, I got a friend coming over.
00:52:02
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Crying. What do you think about crying? That's good. I like that. Really? Yeah. I couldn't watch that, dude. Oh, you could. No, I'd be like, you're annoying me. What are you crying about? I'd be getting mad at the porn star. Cross-dresser porn? Yeah. What's DDF porn? DDF. Dad's down to fuck. No, maybe. Dildo.
00:52:28
Speaker
Dare porn. Hell yeah. What is dare porn? I don't need dare people to do stuff. So they have deep throat twice for some reason. Well, I mean, there's so much of it. They couldn't fit into one category. What's, what's Dell, deli. Not like a deli you spelled. Oh, like a Bangladesh. Oh, like, like red dot porn. Yeah. People are getting sniped.
00:52:56
Speaker
Uh, double, double anal. I don't, I don't know if I've ever seen that. I've seen double vaginal. How about double anal? Could you do that? Could I do double anal? I mean, not take it. No. Rubbing your dick on another day. I'd be embarrassed if I came. Would you? Yeah. Well, you just have to hold out longer than the other guy. Yeah. And then I'd be like, okay, now that you're out, I can do my job. Would you be embarrassed if he got soft and you didn't?
00:53:24
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Mm, yes. As soon as both our dicks touching like I'm leaving. He gets soft immediately and you're like, oh, fuck, I'm still hard. Is it gay if you're both banging a chick in a touch like that? Are you gay? No, I think you might have thoughts, though. OK, if you have thoughts, then you are gay. What kind of thoughts? Like this feels good.
00:53:52
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Well, if it does feel good, then you're gay. So why even do it? If it's not, you don't want it to feel good situation. Well, first of all, why are you double penetrating a hole with a dude? Cause you got to teach that bitch a lesson. Like, why don't you take the other hole?
00:54:08
Speaker
Like you're both like, I'm getting the pussy. You're like, he's getting the pussy. I'm getting the pussy too. Maybe at the same time, like if you do it, you just mush it in there and like, oh, I'm sorry. Kind of like when you're trying to go, like when you're walking down a hall and you both take a step to go around each other the same way. And you're like, oh, oh, oh. And you're both in there. The embarrassing part would be, for me, would be like, if he's like huge and so like he's like way up there and I'm all I'm doing is like, I guess I'm the girth.
00:54:37
Speaker
You're just fucking his dick at that point. Dude, imagine the conversation before that, like, hey, should we both try to put it in there? She's like, I guess we want to both put it in there. I don't like where this is going. Well, first who brings it up, the other guy? I don't know. If he brings it up, I'm leaving for sure.
00:55:01
Speaker
because I guess at some point he's gonna try to blow you. But she's like, no, no, don't both put it in my pussy, put it in my ass, both of you. Both? Yeah. I don't feel like that's safe. Plus imagine them maneuvering and you'd have to do to make it happen. I don't even know, you all gotta be acrobats. That's why double anal is like, I've never seen it. Not even real, it's the holy grail of fucking.
00:55:24
Speaker
Well, I think I know a way you could do it. Okay. I do know a way. So you lay on the bottom and she, you stick it in her ass and then he lifts her legs up and he puts it in her ass. So his dick is on top of your dick. I wouldn't like that. The guy in the bottom is just there just chilling. That's you. I don't want to be that one. You have to be that one. He's doing the thrusting and you're just, you're feeling it.
00:55:54
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Oh, that's horrible, man. Hell no, man. No, no. All right. All right. We've exhausted that. Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. Your son. Dungeon, dungeon farting. Uh, that's no good there. I would never want to see that. Just a video. Just a chick farting. Oh God. That'd be awful. Yeah. What about cake farts? I hate them. I hate any farting. What about just, what about just sitting on cakes?
00:56:26
Speaker
You, they have those TikToks where that's all they do is these chicks fart. I wonder how you get those fetishes where you want chicks to pee or farting. Like does something happen to you or are you just like that? Something in me says that's legit. Fondling. Fondling is, I mean, that sounds boring. That sounds like you're doing something you're not supposed to. What about? That sounds like they're not on board.
00:56:55
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No, it's just like, I'll just touch you. Fondling is like, you're on a, I've seen these two, like you're on a train, a Japanese train, and they're just rubbing their dick on your butt. That's like real though. That's like, they're so packed in that like, it could be a dude's ass, it could be a chick's ass, like you're stuffed there. Yeah, but I mean, their dick is out. Oh, so that's not real. I've been on those trains in New York, there's no way my dick would be out.
00:57:27
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What about forests? Forest porn. So that's like elves and shit running around. Also you can fuck the Keebler elves. What about incoxida? I don't know. I saw that too. I don't know what that means. Well, we're, we're not very hip to this. I'm blessed. I know a lot of these though. What's, you know what future Nari is? Future Nari? Yeah.
00:57:52
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Is I know what future Rama is. That's a good show. It's both mostly hot, like. Hot chicks cartoonish, though, with dicks. It's basically transport. I don't know what's called future Nari. Flexible. I'm going to throw up on this. Yes. Fat. They just have fat ghetto right up right below farm. Ghetto German and ghetto. Ghetto porn is probably, I mean,
00:58:23
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Just a lot of fat asses, right? This one says girl boy porn. If you're searching girl boy porn, you shouldn't be watching porn. Full movie. That's one of the challenges. We had to get drunk and try to watch a gay porn. First one to tap out loses or wins, I guess, really. Oh, wait. First one to tap out wins? Oh, come on. First one to tap out is the loser. I know, but I mean, ultimately, he's the winner.
00:58:46
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Right. But it has to be like hardcore. Right. Like we had to look up one is like 12 minutes. Oh, God. I don't know why it's so repulsive to think about me. I don't know why it's so bad. It shouldn't be like.
00:59:07
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But this is going to sound mean to gays, I guess, like revolting. Well, they think the same about regular sex, right? Like men and women. I don't know. Not, probably not. Cause a lot of them, especially back, especially the older, like our, our age, um, homos, they, uh, a lot of them, you know, were in the closet and they dated women and fucked women. They didn't like it. Gloves.
00:59:34
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Glove porn, so you're just wearing gloves the whole time? Yeah, just OJ is in every scene. You just fucking leave one and leave the scene. Gaping hole. That's legit. I'm down with that. Gonzo. Big nose, right?
00:59:49
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No, I think it's just, I think it means like, almost like, um, shot yourself. Yeah. Because I think that's another name for like, it's like journalism. There's like gonzo journalism. I'm serious. I know. I like gynecology stuff. I hate that. I like it. I like the idea of it. When they watch, I'm like, I don't like the massage. I like the massage ones.
01:00:15
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Me too. I like those. Um, grandpa. A lot of those. First of all, hermaphrodites. How many of you really seen that were actual hermaphrodites? Uh, dude, I don't know if you and I were talking about it recently. I went on a search and that's legit. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was talking about it cause there was a, um, so they were, they have both wishing in themselves. Really?
01:00:44
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Yeah. Look it up, dude. Change your life. And are they dudes when doing it or girls? I don't know what they are. Some look like girls, some don't. That would be hard to watch. It's confusing to the brain. That would be tough. We're just giving everyone stuff to look at. Everyone search every one of these terms. Humping. Come on. You shouldn't be watching porn. You look up humping. Jav.
01:01:14
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Innocent teen jab jab with a V. What is that? Japanese amateurs, I think. Oh, I don't I don't like that. I do. I like Japanese a lot. Uh, they got to be like a dude. I got to want it to be blurred and it has to be like a dude. Yeah, it's always blurred. That's why it sucks. It's blurry. I don't like little dicks and porn. Does that make me good?
01:01:42
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Yeah, because you like big dicks and porn. I don't want to say that. You like the dick to fill the woman up. All right. We should stop this conversation. Hey, it's been an hour. It's been an hour. Thank God. We have topics about guns and butts and butts and butts and dildos. And there's a lot of
01:02:08
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Yeah, I mean, you just have to hear it because it's it's we've I can't believe we did that first. Well, we don't know. We're kind of stupid. No, we are kind of stupid. But yeah, check it out because it is if you thought this was weird. This isn't that one. This is nothing. We're less drunk in that one. That is true. Sorry, man. You're doing it would be less tame.
01:02:35
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I can't. Well, we had topics for that one. This one, we're just going. We're just going. Lotion. There's lotion porn. I've never used lotion before. Shut up. I'm a dry grinder, bro. That sucks. I love it. Because then it takes forever. No. The whole point is to get it done as fast as you can. It's too messy, bro. You got lotion all over your phone. Messy? Hand lotion? You got lotion all over your phone and shit. How do you click on anything? On your phone?
01:03:04
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How do you click anything? No, how many videos are you watching? Probably 60. I try to get it done quick and I'm there for like an hour. I'm like, can't, you're not good enough to take my seat. Like how ashamed are you after that session? I would be with lotion. Really? Yeah. What about like a pocket rocket? I'm thinking about that's a dildo.
01:03:31
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Pocket pussy there you go. Would you a pocket rocket bro? I'm looking to buy one You don't have any of them. No, you want to get one? Yeah, I'm gonna Craigslist trying to get a used one try it out. Oh, I have bad news but I
01:03:58
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So the new quest or whatever, meta VR is coming out this month and it's like $1,500. $1,500? Yeah. Yeah, Facebook got their fucking hands on it. It's supposed to be amazing, but holy shit, that's a lot of money. $1,500, dude.
01:04:22
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Yeah, and I don't know. How long until it won't even be good by the time it hits the price. Let me look at a price of it because I saw that and I was like, that can't be real, but then. 15, hondo. But then I had the job I was on in LA. So Jordan, he's into the, he has the quest one. Oh boy, he's really into it. Well, he kind of is because he wants to get this one. Well, why'd he skip the two? Saving up for the 1500.
01:04:53
Speaker
What's it called? Um, the medical VR price. Ravage is ravage porn. That sounds good. Retro dude. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to put myself out there. I like retro. So what do you mean by retro? Olds.
01:05:13
Speaker
So, um, like they have stories and stuff, not really that part, but the rest of it, like there's like stories. They have like a reason they're fucking, which is dumb because you really want to skip to that part anyway, but sometimes it adds to it. Right. Plus I need a break between shots. Um, so dude, I've looked up a lot of these terms. Holy shit.
01:05:38
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So if there was any doubt that Meta's virtual reality experimentation would prioritize workplace productivity over games, they vanished Tuesday when the company revealed the price of its latest VR headset, the Quest Pro at $14.99. Is anybody going to make games for it? I mean, I. Is it going to be is it basically going to be like a computer that's connected to it? I mean, I don't think so.
Meta VR Headset Review & Reactions
01:06:05
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If it's to that level, it'd be dope.
01:06:07
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Um, it looks bad-ass. Have you seen it? No. Is it look faster? Is it just a pair of goggles? Kind of almost. Really? What's it called? Hey, I'm sending you the link.
01:06:22
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All right. This is really good podcasting. We're just shopping now. We're not going to read it on. I was just wanting to let you know that like, I thought it was supposed to be like the quest was supposed to be like affordable for everybody. But obviously they're like, let's just go fucking balls of the wall. Fuck everyone. There's going to be a cheaper version of it. Probably that's not as good.
01:06:48
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Yeah, I guess maybe that's the whole reason why fucking Zuckerberg was on Rogan was to promote this fucking headset. It's supposed to know like. It's supposed to sense like all your body movements, legs, too, so you don't have to wear any apparatus, hook anything up supposedly. I want a sex body suit. Like when you blink, it's supposed to blink and your character is supposed to blink.
01:07:18
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I gotcha. It says instead it's replaced by questions. This form of, first of which is who is this for? Because it's absolutely not for gamers. Oh, why not? It's going to be like business oriented, I bet. So they can do like, uh, ashy and stuff like, or conventions. Well, you couldn't do that on a cheaper one. Not to the same level, probably.
01:07:45
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So it's like, it's for nobody then. It's not going to sell very well. Right. Create their own maps. Even the addition of Microsoft's cloud streaming service adds title, little excitement. Who wants to play games in 2d while wearing a headset? What the fuck? Well, that sucks.
01:08:09
Speaker
Yeah, I figured it would be like just a much better version of what we have now for maybe a $50 bump in price or something. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, they added they increased the price of the Quest 2 by 100 bucks already. Oh, really? Yeah. I think we have enough drinks in us that we should end it and punch people in a bar in our VRs.
01:08:38
Speaker
I'm down. Let's get let's get in a drunken brawl and call people. Let's see if we can take double anal in this game. All right. Everyone up to the Patty. If you don't know, now, you know, now, you know, jump to the Patty and listen to the other episode. It's probably more coherent. It's better. Yeah, this is good, but that's better.
01:09:04
Speaker
It's, yeah, none of it's good. But, all you peeps out there, ride the bull. Ride the bull.