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NTK312 - TK gets Ghosted
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Noodles and TK talk monkeypox, aids, MGTOW, and noodle's love of Ghost.
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Introductions and Light Banter
00:00:07
Speaker
You're listening to the CheapShots Podcast Network.
Aspiring Rock DJ: A Comedic Take
00:00:44
Speaker
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Welcome to KG Rock 97 in the no hits, none of the time in the morning. In the morning. Is that is that what you want to be? You want to be a rock DJ morning zoo? Oh, that would be more your thing, man. And wacky dad jokes and just laughing hysterically at nothing. Yeah, that's would be fun.
00:01:12
Speaker
I don't think I can, I don't think I could do that. I could really do this. Yeah, for sure. But you do carry us. I will give you that. Oh, fuck off. DK carries us. So I'm going to jump on your back and let's get this party started. That makes me the receiver. I think you should carry us.
Controversial Jokes and Stereotypes
00:01:34
Speaker
Uh, I'm just, this is, that's my honest opinion is that you carry us. You're just mocking me.
00:01:42
Speaker
Oh, let's get a girl in my friend. Uh, it's been a while. Where are you at? Why don't you regale us with your travel? I mean, Linwood, Washington, basically Seattle. Exciting. Yeah, I did a, uh, I was a place with a lot of AIDS, a lot of one of the clubs, one of the clubs you went to, one of the clubs I went to today. Um, there was AIDS everywhere.
00:02:09
Speaker
Very sad. AIDS is a sad disease. It started off real good. Well, what do you mean it's sad disease? Like when you walk around, you were just like, I'm sorry, I have AIDS. Now you look at them and they look horrible. They look fit. Very thin. Yeah. They look like long distance runners from Kenya, all of them. Yeah, like Coke models.
00:02:36
Speaker
Or people that are like, uh, used to wear striped pajamas. Coca-Cola models. Cocaine. And so, uh, I was a depressing day for me. How about you? I know what you were doing. Uh, no AIDS around me that I know of. No gays. I don't know about gays, but no AIDS. Oh.
00:03:02
Speaker
Yeah, I was just, the only thing I was afraid of was like, I was like, oh no, I bet there's monkey pox here. Why? You have age of monkey pox? Oh, they get it, they get down, dude. If you bang a dude, you bang a monkey. No, only the gays get it. What? Yeah, only gay people get monkey pox. Oh, well then when do we, I'm not worried about monkey pox at all then. Well, I mean. You should be terrified. I was, I was in a big gay place.
00:03:31
Speaker
I know, but also for all the gay stuff you do. Oh, what do I do that's gay? It's targeting you, dude. The monkey pox is coming for you. I think being your friend might be gay. That could be. Yeah. Good thing we're not friends. If that's the case, I'm pretty gay. There you go, you're hetero. Pretty gay. What's that? I said, if that's the case, I'm pretty gay. If I'm your friend. You can't. I mean, you're self-proclaimed.
00:04:03
Speaker
Yeah, you can't call me like, you don't just say I'm that dude's friend. The guy has to agree. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, I could say you're my friend and you don't have to agree. Hmm. I mean, what do you think stalkers do? Do you think stalkers are like, uh, I'm in love with her. They can say that and doesn't mean it's reciprocated. No, saying we're in love.
00:04:31
Speaker
That's my girlfriend is probably something they can't say. Yeah. I could say, are you a stalker? I could say TK is my boyfriend. All right, great. We're going to get monkey box. Good job, dude. It's coming for me now. It's a, it's a worldwide pandemic. I didn't know monkey pox coming for the gays. Gay men are just gays and generally two lesbian ladies, just ram and clams. I think it's dudes because they're,
00:04:57
Speaker
They're only warning the gay people. They're like, they're like, if you're straight, you're pretty much, you don't have to worry about monkey pox.
Game Ideas and Zombie Tropes
00:05:04
Speaker
I don't get it. Why? I don't know. What is a monkey pock? We need facts. Monkey pox is like, what's one, I want to know what one monkey pock is. I don't care about all the monkey box. One monkey. It's a big, it's like shingles. So you could put it on your house. You could, uh,
00:05:27
Speaker
Shingles. So gay people roof your house with monkey shingles. It's not the housing shingles. It's the shingles that you get if you've had chicken pox. Chicken pox, if you've had chicken pox, you are susceptible to shingles later on in life. So. Ah, when you bring up chicken pox, when you say it like that, I'm not scared of monkey pox at all. It's itchy. Oh, it's horrible though. It's like, uh, boils all over your skin that are excruciatingly painful.
00:05:55
Speaker
I wonder if people that like to cut themselves or like hang themselves from hooks and stuff would like monkey pox. I don't know. Do the gays hang themselves from hooks? No, I'm talking about people that are like like pain. Oh, uh, like, Oh, give me that monkey pox. Is it, is it okay to call them the gays? I don't know. Is that disrespectful?
00:06:21
Speaker
I don't know what word to call them. What's the group called the people you called the doesn't really describe what do they say in the news when they're talking about the monkey posture coming for the home homosexuals. What about like the Jews? Is it okay to say the Jews it's monkey pox are not the Jews are not susceptible to monkey pox. I don't know. I don't have a very good filter. You know that.
00:06:44
Speaker
So I don't know what you can and can't say. What sounds, does it sound bad? Like if I say the blacks are, are susceptible to sickle cell anemia. I don't know. What, what is the news saying? Are they saying the gays? Yeah. Well, they're saying the homosexual people, homosexual men are sexual men are susceptible, but it's easy to say the gays. It sounds cooler. I would prefer, if I was gay, I'd be preferred to be called the gays rather than the homosexuals. What about queer?
00:07:18
Speaker
I don't know. We grew up in a time where that was bad. Where queer was bad. Like, not good. Like, oh, that fucking queer is like a cut down. Gay was just a cut down for not even gay people. It was like, that is weak sauce. Didn't mean anything about gays at all.
TV Show Debates: Breaking Bad to Game of Thrones
00:07:34
Speaker
Right. It was. Well, feminine tendencies, though. We would call something gay that way. Yeah, like that. Well, but you would say for anything like listening to Abba, per se.
00:07:43
Speaker
Oh, is that, um, queer or homosexual or is it gay? That's probably all of them rolled into one. But we would watch. I heard a song today on a commercial or I don't know what the fuck I heard it on. And it was lame. I think it was Fernando and I told them like, Hey, uh, noodles loves this song.
00:08:08
Speaker
And what did they say? And laughed. First of all, they're laughing as they're listening to it. Mm-hmm. Liking it. No, they're laughing at you. First of all, why was it on? They said he's getting a monkey box for sure. Why was Fernando on? I don't know. It was all either a commercial or a trailer for something. Yeah, that's not one of my favorite songs. It was something very... Yeah, I don't have a filter, dude. I almost said fruity. Oh.
00:08:38
Speaker
At least you didn't say, which also sounds great. If someone called me fruity, like that's smell fantastic. Yeah. Juicy fruit. That's a gay with a big ass. It's not, it sucks because like, it sounds like we don't like these people. We have no problem with them at all.
00:08:58
Speaker
If you were gay, which I think you are, it matters. Do you have a problem with me? Yes. Do you have a problem with, do you call me gay? Yes. Do you think I'm gay? Yes. There you go. Yes. But the problem I have with you, the problem I have with you isn't that you're gay. It's that you won't admit it. I'm not though. I have kids. You don't, so you're more gay than I am. That's true. Or you just, you're way more, you're literally way more gay than I am in every aspect because you don't have kids.
00:09:28
Speaker
All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. I'm smarter than you. One of the other. Here's the other. Well, I mean, just because you have kids doesn't mean you don't like taking cock. I would be bisexual if that was the case. Okay. Um, I'm a little worried that we're going to get in trouble for this first part of the show. I'm not worried at all. We're going to get, we're going to get a phone call from chief shots. Like you guys need to calm the fuck down. I mean, we have to have people listening to get in trouble.
00:09:57
Speaker
I think we have people listening, my friend. Right. We haven't put a fucking episode out in how long? Oh, I'm sure CheapShots has a spreadsheet on that they could fucking send out again to you. So we blame you. But you should blame me. I'm very protective of our brand. Well, you can't put out dog shit. I mean, we do. You can think I'm gay. Imagine we have a put out.
00:10:27
Speaker
Yeah, it's okay. I don't have a problem with you being gay, honestly. It's just that you won't admit it. Of course not. I won't admit something that I'm not, but let's move on. So imagine the shit we haven't put out.
Video Games and Nostalgia
00:10:42
Speaker
Yeah. There's a lot. And probably most of it is better than their last 10 episodes. Yeah, we've been struggling. Our friendship is suffering.
00:11:00
Speaker
We're working on it, though. We have a therapist. So you know where I'm at? What are you up to? Where are you at? It's the rapist. I'm home. I'm home, man. Home, not having kids, just doing gay stuff. Yeah, playing Some Seven Days to Die is a very cool game. Yeah.
00:11:23
Speaker
I, it's addictive, but it's, I mean, it's not, it's old. It doesn't mean as first of all, you're the guy that tells me all the fucking time, especially with VR. Like it's not about the graphics. It's about how fun the game is. Yeah. For VR. Cause you, I mean, until you get your computer set up to it, it's worthless. Uh, somewhat, um, the graphics, I mean, play a part for sure. Good graphics make it way better.
00:11:51
Speaker
But sometimes games are pretty good. Fantastic graphics. I put the graphics on par with like PUBG. Yeah. So not great, but good enough. Good enough. It's like Minecraft for adults. It really is Minecraft. And I guess Minecraft has zombies in it, creepers or whatever. So it's very Minecrafty. Minecraft has creepers in it, just like fucking dudes trying to snatch you.
00:12:21
Speaker
You're running around digging holes to hide in while they're trying to fucking snatch you up. We talked about a game that we wanted to make. Do you remember that today? Yeah, it was very much like Seven Days to Die, but just expanded upon.
00:12:35
Speaker
A lot. Yeah. Like we wanted to get relationships involved. Like you would get a wife and you try to protect it and it would be like. Protect it. A legacy. That's the use of pronouns. Very good. That's how I do it. I don't say he, him or I just say it and everybody's covered. Oh, but like it would be like a legacy thing. You have a certain amount of years until you die.
00:13:03
Speaker
Right. And you try to build everything up. You try to keep them happy. How many days in the game would it be till you grow old and die? I don't know. We had to figure that out. A day would have to be like extended. A day would have to be a month. Yeah. There we go. Something like that.
00:13:25
Speaker
That would work, but it'd be cool. Like, and then if you have kids with it, you would become that kid and then carry on and keep moving, then start over and kind of keep, keep all the stuff you've gathered and created. You become that kid once you die. So say you're like 80 years old and you were like, basically you can't move. You can't walk. You really, you're just sitting in the house. You.
00:13:54
Speaker
at that point, take over as the, however old that kid is, say he's 20 years old at that point, um, you kill the dad and then you become head of the household. That's legit. I like that. That would be awesome. You'd have to take the kid out to teach him some of the skills to like know how to craft things and do different things or he wouldn't know how to do it. You'd have to learn it otherwise. Yeah. So while he, you know, if you're a bad dad, you would, it would fuck you over later on.
00:14:22
Speaker
Right. You'd have low skill. You'd have low points. Yeah. Your kid could either start with a high skill set or none. Just a retarded kid. Ooh, that should be cool. You can make the kid retarded. Like there's a chance. I don't want to make him retarded. No, you don't make him retarded, but like, uh, some of the things you do, like if you're bringing back like radioactive shit, the kids, the mom's eating it.
00:14:45
Speaker
And then all of a sudden your kid comes out wonky and he looks wonky as fuck. He does his skill points, won't go up any higher than like 10. Like if he's sitting there playing video games all day, he's probably not going to be great. No, there's no video. Well, right. But there's no video games in the game that you wouldn't be able to have that. He couldn't make that. Nah, he wouldn't want that. But I'm saying like, he just kind of like, yeah, daddy. Like, oh no, I got to play as this character for, uh, till his, till he's dead. Right. And then he has kids and they're fucked up.
00:15:14
Speaker
At some point they got a line. It's got to level out. I don't think if you're retarded, you have another retarded kid every time. You gotta have more than one kid. You gotta have at least a couple boys and a couple girls because they could die young, right? Animals could get them. I mean, you want to have a bunch of kids and then
Zombie Survival Game Brainstorming
00:15:31
Speaker
especially because they're going to have to mate with each other.
00:15:37
Speaker
Well, there's other NPCs. That's why we get how I get the wives. I mean, Oh, there's other people. Okay. I thought it was just you and a chick like Adam and Eve. Well, you'd have to, that'd be cool too. Just start from the creation of time and try to move your civilization forward with retarded children. That's where we are, where we are. There's no doubt.
00:16:04
Speaker
Uh, I'd play the shit out of that game. I would try to make one of my kids retarded and play as that kid. You could choose like switch between the kids, which one to play. Did you beat your wife in this legacy game we're talking about? Yeah, but she would probably have like AI in her where she's like, I'm leaving for another fucking survivalists. And then all of a sudden you don't have a legacy and your game's over. So you got to treat her good. Somewhat, at least enough to keep around. What if she goes and cheats on you?
00:16:34
Speaker
And you're always gone, you know. Oh, where's dad? You know, he's he's off chopping wood. Yeah, I mean, you just make sure she doesn't have any skill sets, so she can't really leave. She'll get killed by a zombie if she does. You fucked. Get it. Get a dumb one. They're the hottest anyway. So you got to knock her up quick. Like when you first get married or whatever you are. When you first drag her to the cave. Yeah, I mean, I would play the show that game. That sounds fun to me.
00:17:05
Speaker
Oh yeah. Yeah. Let's make it. Anybody listening make the game. Cause we're stupid. So we can play it and call it legacy. There you go. Free game out there for someone. Make it. Are there zombies in this game? But yeah, of course. Where do these zombies keep coming from? Because like this never ending. Oh, I don't understand zombies really. I hate, I mean, I love zombie movies.
00:17:33
Speaker
But I hate the idea of zombies because every time you see a zombie in a zombie movie, it destroys like one of the regular people. Like it rips them apart completely, but other ones are like just nibbling on people. And like, there you go. You're a zombie now. That's true. But the people in the movies get like ripped apart completely. Um, like in The Walking Dead, the one good thing about that was I've never seen it. I watched it for a tiny bit, so I don't know how the later seasons are.
00:18:01
Speaker
with, with Reagan or Reagan or whatever his name was, Negan. Ronald Reagan's in it. Our current president's in it. He's a zombie. Is he? Pretty much. I got you.
00:18:20
Speaker
Like at least when it, the, so I watched a few, like a few episodes of, of, of like the first five seasons. And as it progressed, the zombies got more decayed and, and like, as it went on, they're falling apart. Yeah. So you just had to outright I'm like, wait it out. They just fall apart. Exactly. Like they're gonna at some point just not have anything left to function.
00:18:48
Speaker
As they decay, because it's, and it makes sense. Like it's dead. It's dead tissue and it's a dead body. It's not regenerating. So it has to fall apart. And well, every injury it takes, it just has that injury. It's not just even just the injury, like the skin and everything is not. It's dead. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder are those in that, in that show, do they run or are they slow zombies?
00:19:18
Speaker
Well, they were, they could, I think they were a lot faster in the beginning. Okay. You know, cause they were freshly dead. Yeah. So that's, that's cool. You don't have to wait very long. You wouldn't think then they would just set up traps where they break their legs, years and years, but tons of traps where they break their legs, bro. And stuff like that. The, all these zombies are fucking crippled now. It became way more like in the later seasons about not less, way less about zombies and more about
00:19:48
Speaker
factions and, uh, of people and the evil one, evil people and good people, blah, blah, blah. So. I've lost interest. Oh, so did I. Everyone did. That's why. No, I mean, I've, I've
TV Shows and Viewing Habits
00:20:03
Speaker
never seen it. I've lost interest in even talking about it. So you love zombie movies, but you've never seen The Walking Dead ever. You had no interest even. Because it seems like a zombie soap opera. It is. Yeah. Sounds terrible.
00:20:18
Speaker
But, uh, Breaking Bad, a great show that I watched all of. That's a drug soap opera. Mm-hmm. Would you watch that? Haven't yet. Um, I didn't see one episode of that. Game of Thrones is a fantasy soap opera. Yeah. Haven't seen that either. What show? Tell me the last show, Peaky Blinders. That's a fucking.
00:20:46
Speaker
That's kind of a soap opera, right? I read soap opera or whatever. Kind of. Like gangster old gang. Street gangs soap opera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I just don't. Didn't interest me and probably because people loved it so much. I'm like, I'm not watching that. Which one? Any of them. Oh. The Walking Dead.
00:21:13
Speaker
Breaking Bad, usually if a general public loves it a ton, it usually sucks. That's not true. Like what? All of those above. So I don't know. The Walking Dead was well made and so good special effects and all that. So I didn't, wasn't super into it, but Breaking Bad was amazing. What was the other one? Game of Thrones. Awesome.
00:21:41
Speaker
Mm hmm. I don't like that kind of shit, though. No, you bet you would like Breaking Bad because it's that has I mean, that's as far from fantasy land as it can be. It's. Yeah, that'd be fine. But I mean, flying dragons and fucking kingspeak sounds terrible. No, it's it's it was amazing. OK. Lord of the Rings. Fan haven't seen that Star Wars. Seen that.
00:22:10
Speaker
Yeah, all that shit is super popular and very good as well. It's not shit. The one thing I will agree with you on though, is all the super hero. Lord of the Rings is probably shit. It's not. It's definitely not. Dude, they walk. Yes, they walk a lot. I get it. They walk a lot and they fucking have a wizard. You've never seen the one second of it. Sounds terrible. Okay.
00:22:39
Speaker
This all the superhero shit is is pretty ridiculous at this point. I agree with you on that. Good, good. Yeah, I liked it for a long time and then it just became too much. That's oversaturated. Oh, way oversaturated. It's awful. Oh, what you drinking? Liquids. Yeah. So nothing good.
00:23:11
Speaker
Well, okay. Just liquids. I mean, what does that mean? I'm trying to get a buzz to do a good job, my friend. Oh, are you getting wasted? That's pretty much the only thing that's going to help. Yeah, man. Yeah. I don't know. I wish I could talk more about those shows, but they just don't interest me and I don't know why. Yeah. And I get it.
00:23:37
Speaker
Um, I wish I could add some value to that, but I cannot. So the zombie movies are cool. Um, I agree. What about like, uh, other video games?
00:24:03
Speaker
I had an idea and it fucking shot out of my head. That was a bullet. We were talking about fucking Seven Days to Die and Legacy and I had another one fucking in the chamber ready to go and then suddenly it veered off into fucking zombies. Another game? Yeah, fuck. Do you like playing or what? No, to make. God damn it. Oh, I don't know what kind of games to make.
Music Debates: Machine Gun Kelly and More
00:24:27
Speaker
That you would like, a game that you would like to see made.
00:24:32
Speaker
Leisure Suit Larry with Xbox graphics. The only, uh, bad part about Leisure Suit Larry is the sex scenes in it where we're blurred out and shit. Yeah. You just take that away. Make it over computer. So make it for Xbox. Uh, but make it for computer because Xbox would censor it too. Make it for computer and then have like the scenes be like fucking you've been to Pornhub I imagine, right? Yes.
00:25:01
Speaker
Yeah. All those times are like play this game. You'll come in two minutes. Like, I don't think I'm going to come on playing a game. If you ever tried any of them. No, you get to make your own chicken. Fuck it. That sounds ridiculous. So there is a lot of computer, like porn games. Okay. I knew you'd know. I don't, I haven't played any of them, but I just, I see advertisements for them all the time.
00:25:30
Speaker
Do you wanna explain those for a minute while I make another drink? I can. Okay, do you have any in the chamber? I'm gonna talk about what Leisure Suit Larry is. All right, do that. I'll be right back. Hold on. All right. So Leisure Suit Larry is a super fucking old PC game.
00:25:52
Speaker
Uh, it was around in the, in the eighties, uh, like mid to late eighties and they made a bunch of them. And you're basically this guy who wears a suit of cheap suit. That's why it's called leisure, a leisure suit. And you walk around and your whole goal is to get laid.
00:26:13
Speaker
And you're basically partying, you get drunk, you get laid, you can fuck hookers. I guess you can do that in Grand Theft Auto, so that's not that big of a deal. They almost, I mean, you see basically the same thing. You can hear the noise and see the car rocking. Oh yeah? In Grand Theft Auto, yeah, you can fuck hookers.
00:26:41
Speaker
You can't see it. No, but in Leisure Suit Larry, you can fuck hookers. And if you don't wear a condom, like something bad happens. I don't know if your dick falls off. Monkey pox. You get monkey pox for sure. Uh, monkey aids pox.
00:27:01
Speaker
What does POC stand for? And what is that short for? Pocalypse? No. POCs, like if someone calls you a POC face, you have POCs all over your face, like craters. Two POCs, Shakur. Two POCs. Dude, I want to make new Garbage Pail Kids.
00:27:29
Speaker
Um, you mean as far as the cards? Yeah. Maybe digital. Yeah. Like an app. It would be, yeah. You could collect them like, um, like Pokemon. Um, you make a game out of it where you go. Yeah.
00:27:47
Speaker
So what kind of, what's that called? Uh, magic, the gathering and shit where you like play cards, they have powers. Would you call it garbage pale kids because you'd have to call it something else. Cause that's a trademark name. Yeah. Legal problems with that. I would imagine. So you call them trash can kids. Just yeah, probably trailer trash, white trash, make them all white. No, we can't make them all white cause there was some good black ones.
00:28:15
Speaker
There were, do you know any names of old Garbage Pail Kids? Johnny OneNote. What's that? I think, wasn't it Johnny OneNote? Or was it, was his name John, where he like was blowing a little black kid blowing on a trumpet in his pants, back of his pants exploded. Oh, no, I'd never seen that one. Like Scottie Potty, Snotty Scottie, like,
00:28:44
Speaker
weird ones, like little easy ones like that. But it'd be cool to do it with like one, you could roast celebrities. Like we did the two pox. Right. But you have to be careful. Why? Well, you can't be like, you can't call it laces and things. Machine Gun Kelly, Smiley Machine Gun Kelly. Water Gun Kelly. Like we saw the TikTok. I hate Machine Gun Kelly so much.
00:29:15
Speaker
Yeah. I hate him so much. Your roommates are going to see him soon. Yeah. And he made a documentary about how depressed he is. He'll be in a millionaire and- Is he depressed? Like famous. I don't know how. Probably because he wears pink and paints and nails. Was he with the Transformer chick at the time? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's probably depressed because she's probably an absolute psycho. I can imagine. Megan Fox is probably insane.
00:29:44
Speaker
I don't know why Megan monkey box. Um, I don't know why I hate him so much. I mean, there's something about him.
00:29:53
Speaker
Uh, that he's a fake fuck. I think it's because he was a sellout. Yeah. Like he became a, first he was a rapper, uh, and with some success. And then awesome, but Eminem blew him up. He blew him. Blew him up. Um, I don't think that's why he transitioned because he blew up it. He, he fucked like, cause if you look at the,
00:30:18
Speaker
You may as well transition.
00:30:36
Speaker
It's not that it's not the destroyed or who won or who didn't. It's the fact that he went after the right guy that put a lot of name, like put it out there. Like he rose his name. I mean, he was pretty famous as far as as a rapper is concerned. But yeah, he definitely became like a new. He went to a level atmosphere for sure. And then him being in the movie, The Dirt helped. That helped a lot.
00:31:04
Speaker
emo man, he's super emo. That's what I'm trying to figure out. He went from hardcore rap. Yeah, he would beat himself up if he was into that, he would think. He went from hardcore rap to he's a punk rocker now. It was almost instantaneous transition. Yeah, I don't even want it. I can't talk about the dude. We could talk about him. I mean, it's working. It's working.
00:31:31
Speaker
No, I'm not talking that I don't want to trash him. I'm not that. I just don't I can't. You want to trash him? No, I'm not saying that I'm saying. There's got to be a reason why you hate him. I don't think it's deserved as deserved. Oh, he sucks, in my opinion. Yeah, he's like, he's making good. His rap was taken.
00:31:59
Speaker
His music is given to him by Blink-182, basically. Why, because he has Travis Barker drum for him? That's who's writing most of his songs. Yeah, he could be writing them. You never know. There was one, he was on Howard Stern. He sang a cover of a System of a Down song, and that went viral. Yeah, for not, like, people were trashing it. Right, because it was terrible.
00:32:29
Speaker
Like he wasn't as bad. Like when people say it's, oh, it's horrible. I listened to it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, but it still wasn't good. Right. He can't sing. No, he's better than us for sure. He sings like Kid Rock. Oh dear God. Yeah. I mean, he has that level of talent in with, with vocal singing. He's probably a little better than Kid Rock as far as like mainstream wise.
00:32:58
Speaker
Oh no. Kid Rock's huge. Yeah, I know, but MGK kills him right now, guaranteed. Well, now. The chicks love him. If he looks like Danny DeVito, no one would give a fuck. They'd be like, you suck, dude. Yeah, but you could say that about anyone. Not really. Oh yeah. Not anyone. Anyone.
00:33:19
Speaker
name one group or, or singer. If Billie Eilish looked like, like, like, uh, Rosie O'Donnell, do you think people would like her? You think, you think Billie Eilish is hot? No, she's, she's, I know, but she's attractive. Yeah. And like a regular chick sort of way, maybe.
00:33:45
Speaker
Oh, no, there's people that probably have Billie Eilish posters up and they jack off to her, I'm sure. Oh, for sure. She has some huge titties. They're big titties. I don't buy huge, just a little much. Right. What size are they? Have you seen them shirtless? If I did, I would have sent them to you.
00:34:10
Speaker
So yeah, I think if you any pop star is gonna if you they look like Danny DeVito, no one's gonna like him, of course Well, that's argument I'm having with The rapid dummy one is the he doesn't like do you think Brad Pitt would be such a a huge fucking like Star if he looked like Danny DeVito
00:34:38
Speaker
No. Danny DeVito is a star. He's not like Brad Pitt though. Like he's not a sex symbol like Brad Pitt is. Do you think Brad Pitt will still be a sex symbol if he looked like Danny DeVito?
Personal Quirks and Post-COVID Experiences
00:34:48
Speaker
No, he wouldn't be a sex symbol, but he, I mean, Danny DeVito is an okay actor. Yeah. He's not like, like Brad Pitt's not a better actor. Danny DeVito has done well for himself, but he's, come on.
00:34:59
Speaker
If he was better looking, he should have been Lord of the rings. You know, he's, I don't know if he, I think he might still be married to Rhea Pearlman. Nice. Do you know who that is? I do, but you can tell everyone your knowledge. From Cheers. They would know her from Cheers as an ugly waitress.
00:35:27
Speaker
Boom facts and knowledge right there. Uh, you keep it going. Yeah. You want more knowledge? What do you want to know? Give me more knowledge. Teach them. Teach us stuff. I'll teach you anything you need to know. Cause I know it all. Do your, do your, um, I just told you something that I don't think you knew sound. Tell me something you don't think I know. And then let me know that you don't think I know it.
00:35:53
Speaker
Did you know that I've read all of the Lord of the Rings books?
00:36:03
Speaker
Oh, that is fucking real, dude. That is real. Every phone call we have, that's that happens. If he tells me anything, he thinks that he's either proud of or he thinks I don't know or something like this is something that's fucking you. It's going to blow your mind. He'll just. It's because I'm like, I'm so excited to tell you something that I don't breathe. I like hold it all in and I'm like, I got to get it out. And then I have to take a breath.
00:36:30
Speaker
No, you'd be really good at being like a pompous fuck if you wanted to. I'm glad you chose this route. What's this route? Better than a pompous fuck. I love you, man. Sorry. Yeah, that's the stuff. Like I have to listen to that and like, every time I hear it, I want to hang up, but you're a good man. You're a good man.
00:36:59
Speaker
I'm not, I don't do it. Uh, I know you don't do it on purpose. It's, it's unsettling. Yeah. I wonder if I do anything. Do I do anything weird? Um, yeah, I could probably think a lot of things. Feel free. Feel free. But, um, sometimes you breathe heavy.
00:37:27
Speaker
I'm dying. I don't think that's it. I'm out of shape, but I am out of shape. But I'm sure I do some annoying things as well. So that's okay. We don't have to be perfect. My heavy breathing is annoying to you. No, I just noticed it occasionally. Oh, it's usually earbuds probably while I'm on site.
00:37:51
Speaker
Oh, it's usually like when you're like, it's not even that it's like when you're playing video games or whatever. Sometimes wherever your mic is, it's like right next to you, like you've swallowed it. Yeah, dude, I do think I've heard that someone said it sounds like you're sleeping. That's terrifying because I don't hear it. So I'm just sitting there going.
00:38:17
Speaker
That's scary, dude. Like that's like a picture guy covered in glazed donuts on his shirt. Yeah, dude. Just leaning back like I can't reach for socks. That worries me because I've heard that a couple of times. You're not the first. Yeah, it's not all the time. It's occasionally. I'm just trying to survive, man. I'm just trying to get oxygen to my body. I've noticed ever since I've gotten I had COVID real bad that
00:38:48
Speaker
Sometimes it's harder for me to catch my breath. Yeah, me too. And that scares me a little bit because I'm like, Oh no, like my lungs are permanently damaged. Yeah, the lung function is probably lessened. So that I don't like that at all. And then I wake up and you know, my whole family tells me I'm, I snore like absolutely the, like the worst she could possibly snore and
00:39:16
Speaker
I wake up a lot where I know I was breathing out of my mouth only because it's like completely dry. Like I'm like, water, I need water. And that's bad. I, uh, I've been told, like, it sounds like you're gurgling. No. I'm like, oh, it's snowing. I was like, you got to be battling death every night. Yeah. I'm battling death every night, dude.
00:39:46
Speaker
Didn't you order a machine to help you with that? I didn't. Oh, it's like two grand. I need to get one. This is a great episode. We're like, this is like old people. This is like an old people episode. That's what I usually do for that.
Ghost: A Musical Debate
00:40:06
Speaker
Oh, for sure. I wanted to bring something up to you.
00:40:11
Speaker
Okay, this is an intervention. I've been waiting for this. This is kind of something I've been wanting to talk about for a while. I found a new band that I like. It's called Ghost. It's terrible. There's satanic metal band.
00:40:38
Speaker
You can call them that. They're a theatrical show. I understand what you're saying. I agree with you. I still really think they have a lot of great music. Their words may be satanic, but their songs are fucking not written that way. Like if their music is like, hello, Satan. It's terrible.
00:41:05
Speaker
Come out and play. It's bad. It's so bad. It's, uh, they will, they've won like metal album of the year multiple times. Yeah, but that's like slave movies winning awards because there's late movies are like, this is crazy different. It's just bad. Right. Like they put on makeup and they're.
00:41:27
Speaker
I don't know, man. It's just the theatrical part of it. They wear masks. I've seen... Okay, either way. Yeah, so the lead singer wears a mask of like a... Even he's ashamed. A skeleton or something. And then all of the bandmates wear masks and they're all the same. Yeah, what are those guys called? Ghouls. That's the lamest shit in the world. I really enjoy it though. And there's a ton of people that love this band.
00:41:57
Speaker
Way more than I thought. Like this band is huge. Popularity wise. So is MGK bud? I don't believe that, but maybe. You don't believe MGK is huge? I don't think, I'm like, I'm trying to figure out who in the world, I don't know anyone besides your roommates that like MGK. Oh, they're, he's huge. He would, I bet his numbers destroy ghosts. Maybe.
00:42:25
Speaker
Um, Karen, look it up. Look it up. Do some Googling. Google it up. I was going to play you a snippet of ghost if you wanted to hear it. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Let everybody hear how awesome it is. Um, it's. What's this called Satan in my bed? No, come on. That's not like that.
00:42:48
Speaker
It's, well, there's so many that I could play, but I'll just play 30. Well, they're all good. I'll play 30 seconds of... 30 seconds? Yeah. Give us like 15. 30 seconds, I'll rip my... If it's your time of need, you're turning to the light.
00:43:18
Speaker
You have just begun to examine the dark in the urban night. There is a fire. And you are insane and burned. You'll be a funeral fire.
00:43:46
Speaker
Keep it closer to the mic so they can hear the fantastic music. How was that? That is a high school musical. That's bad. That's real bad. It's not good. That's one of my favorite songs. That's your show. You're going to get monkey pox. I worry for your safety, man. You're going to get monkey pox.
00:44:11
Speaker
I look, I get why you say it's theatrical and it kind of it is. I'm not going to lie, but it's not. It doesn't sound like a high school musical to you a little bit. No, it doesn't sound like high school musical. It sounds like a college musical. You don't think that could be like a Broadway musical to me. You don't think that could be on Broadway? They could probably make a Broadway show of Ghost.
00:44:39
Speaker
Yeah, because their music is horrific. So all of Broadway shows are horrific. You've never seen one. Cats is a Broadway show. Do you like Cats music? I don't, no. Rent? No. OK, that shocks me. No. They do have a, at least they did. It was an off-Broadway production of Evil Dead 2.
00:45:06
Speaker
And I would have loved to have seen that, but I don't think it's playing anymore. It's not good, man. I love that you did that because anybody listening, anybody that wants to communicate with us, let me know what you think of that. It's, it's satanic rock. It doesn't sound satanic. It sounds pleasant. I'll give you one more example. Oh, here we go.
00:45:37
Speaker
Keep it up against the mic. It's starting to look bad.
00:46:08
Speaker
There you go. No, no, you're good. Well, you got to get to the chorus at least. That's all chorus.
00:46:37
Speaker
Little loud. There you go. There you go. Fantastic. Why don't you give them the name of those songs so they can look them up, because they're probably very interesting. That's Square Hammer. Square Hammer. Yeah, Square Hammer. The other one was Deuce in absentia.
00:47:09
Speaker
Yeah, they're from- These are like Corey Feldman songs. They're from Sweden. They're not an American band, but I will say- It's probably they have good numbers because Sweden people like them. They're very cool. They're different. They're just- They're not cool in any way.
00:47:35
Speaker
You couldn't, so I've told you about this a while ago and I actually sent you some songs and you could, have you listened to one all the way through? I can't. Come on. I like, I've literally tried. I'm like, I gotta listen to this and I'd want to chuck my phone. Okay. I feel like I'm being, if I listened to a full song, I'm going to get monkey box. So you think it's gay music, like for gay people? I don't know about that. I just think it's,
00:48:05
Speaker
It's like musical stuff. I don't know how they call that rock. It's more melodic than regular thrash metal or anything like that. It sounds to me it's very much like 80s old school metal. Even the 80s people beat that. Like Iron Maiden type. No, it's not even that good.
00:48:36
Speaker
Who are those blonde dudes they used to sing? The Nelson twins? Yeah, it's like that. Nelson? It's bad. It's bad, but if you like it, man, that's for you, but don't play that shit around me. All right, fair enough. It's bad. Your taste in music is very eccentric.
00:49:00
Speaker
No, it's terrible. It's, um, what's what I'm looking for. Like you must just be a really happy, go lucky person. I think that's Satan. I'm listening to satanic music. You can't call that just cause they say the word Satan and it doesn't mean shit. That's like, you can't, that's weak. It doesn't matter. Listen to Debbie Gibson sing about the devil. It's not like that. It feels like that.
00:49:28
Speaker
I can't believe you brought that up. You should have kept that inside. Deep down inside like where you keep all your weird tendencies. I think people should check it out for themselves. Would not just take your opinion about it. Please do. Let me know. Let me know if you see us on the poker tables. Tell us. Yeah. Tell us what you think of Ghost. I played it for Neil. Okay. Yeah, he actually liked it. Yeah, he might be nice.
00:49:56
Speaker
Of course, he likes emo rock. Yeah, I don't know, man. I like rock too, but I don't know what the fuck that is. You don't think that's even rock? At the lowest level, maybe. Wow. Okay. All right. So you hate it. That's fine. Yeah. When I first started listening to it and I found out I actually liked it, I was like,
00:50:21
Speaker
TK is going to hate this. He'll absolutely hate it. Right. Let me send him as many songs as I can.
Exploring Music Tastes and Cultural Stereotypes
00:50:25
Speaker
Well, I just wanted to see if you, I, when I enjoy something and I find something I like, oh, this is, I really enjoy. This is something new. I'm going to send him, like I want to show my friend what I'm into now. We should make playlists. Uh, I have some on Noodle's playlist. Matter of fact, I will do a ghost episode.
00:50:51
Speaker
Good. No one's gonna listen to that shit. Some people will. You'd have to call Sweden and let them know you're doing a podcast. The idea of them is what sells them. I don't think their music's very good. Okay. So it's the show. It's the theatrical huge production they do live that people like. Right.
00:51:19
Speaker
Yeah, it's a musical. So they're like fish. Or they're like, uh, uh, what's with Margaritaville guy with Jimmy Buffett. I don't know if he puts on, does he put on a great show? I don't know. I mean, he just had one hit and he's still huge. Yeah. Even that is like Margaritaville is less gay than ghosts.
00:51:48
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know why I hate it, man. I just wish you would admit that it's basically a musical on a concert stage. It's melodic. It's melodic rock. I'll give it that.
00:52:03
Speaker
I will agree with you. I'll meet in the middle with you on that. But anyway. Why would you expose yourself like that? That's like saying something like, you know, sometimes I like getting a finger in the butt, like keep it inside, man. No one needs to know. First of all, a lot of people like ghosts. I'm not on a finger in the butt. I'm sure some people like that. You're the only one of the two of us has had a finger in his ass. OK. That I can. Well, I would have kept that inside.
00:52:32
Speaker
Well, you didn't though. But no, you let them know. I would have kept it inside. Oh, no, no. You've told it on the podcast before. Oh, I may have. Yeah. I drink a lot. We've talked about this before, so that's nothing new. Okay. One finger with a long nail. We've talked about it. Yeah. That was rough.
00:52:54
Speaker
If I had to go back and they're like, listen to this full album of ghosts or take that finger again, I would take that finger 10 out of 10 times. 10 out of 10. One thing I found out about you is you have a very high intolerance for music. No, I don't. You do. I don't like your music.
00:53:19
Speaker
I have a why extremely different tastes. I do too, but not as wide as yours. Apparently. Uh, you like a lot of stuff that like, it seems like girls would listen to like, um, go, you think girls like ghost, maybe some girls are like ghosts. I'm sure.
00:53:43
Speaker
No, I don't know who likes it. Or just you and a whole bunch of other bald dudes. Yeah. I'm not bald though. All right. Protect yourself. I mean, you'll put ghost out there, but don't let them think you're bald. Yeah. Go. I'm not ashamed to like ghost. I, you should, you feel like I should be ashamed of it. You feel like I should be ashamed that I like any of my, the music that I like most of it.
00:54:10
Speaker
I'm not though. Your stuff definitely has a certain tinge to it. Yeah, I know. You think it's mostly gay. I get it. It leans, it leans feminine. Like you drive a truck, man, and to play that or ABBA or whatever you play would be weird. I don't play ABBA all the time. No, I'm saying if you did that in your truck, you pulled up and you're just playing that loud, they'd be like, this guy, like they would expect you to get out in a half shirt. Oh, because I'm in a truck?
00:54:39
Speaker
No, because what you're listening to, like they would say, Oh, he's in a truck. And like, Oh, whoa, what's going on here? That music is crazy. You're out of that truck. And then you get out with a half shirt. That would be the case. I don't blast Abba in the truck with my windows down. Okay. You do that. At least you're smart enough to do that. That's why you carry your gun in the truck. So you can get people off you for like trying to do hate crimes on you. I would blast that. I wouldn't have any problem with that.
00:55:10
Speaker
People. Why don't you, why don't you blast Abba? No, because Abba is, it's like old seventies disco. Like I'm not going to blast any disco. Why? Cause I don't like disco. But you like it. I do like Abba though. I'll give you that. So why wouldn't you just play it?
00:55:31
Speaker
I do play it, occasionally. I do play it loud. Usually I don't have my... You just would turn it down if you pulled up to somewhere, you'd turn it down like at the lights. I turn all the music. No, but I don't have my windows down anyway. Whether I'm playing music or not, I have my windows up all the time. Because they're tinted, so I don't want people looking in my truck. Right, they'd be like, this guy.
00:56:01
Speaker
Uh, no, but I'm saying when it would be interesting to see a playlist like with each of our music on it. Oh yeah. Uh, the last time we worked together, I was playing music and you were freaking out. Yeah. It's like you were, it feels like you're trying to hurt me or you're doing it on purpose. Cause I had like the traveling traveling wheelberries on there. Um, and you're like, what is this? Like style? No, just music on my phone.
00:56:32
Speaker
We have different tastes, man. That's kind of why we've been struggling. I think too is because I expect you to be a little more like me and we are not even close. I thought we were kind of you. That's good. We talked about that before. If there was, would you hang out with you? Yeah. And, uh, if there was a clone of you, would you be best friends? I would think, I would think you, yes. Well, I know, but yeah, I wouldn't, I don't like anybody.
00:57:01
Speaker
Right. But I'm saying if they're like, hey, man, listen to this. And they had their playlist was the exact same as yours. You're like, holy shit. I'd be like, yeah, have you heard of here to go? So I'd be like, duh, dude. Of course I have. I think that's why you why you like it. You think you found something that was like obscure? No, I didn't. I didn't think it was obscure. I think you're like, check this out. Did you ever have you ever heard of this, guys? Let me put you on to something.
00:57:31
Speaker
This is hardcore Satan rock. Yeah, our music tastes vastly different. It is different. But we like the same stuff. And that's okay. Music wise as well.
00:57:59
Speaker
Probably something's popular to everyone Yeah, I mean if you like something obscure, I'm probably not gonna know what it is. I'm not gonna be able to have an opinion on it When you're like listen to this guy and it's like some guy's screeching Yes, I don't know who it is
00:58:20
Speaker
What music gets, like what music and don't say Volbeat, give me something different. Then Volbeat. What music like gets you turned up. Like let's say you're trying to train for a fight. Oh, it'd be Volbeat for sure. Right. Like you don't, Volbeat for some reason doesn't exist. So I have to play something else. Something else. Cause that's your go-to. I know you're going to go Volbeat. So give me something else. Uh, some BC boys, some licensed to ill. Okay.
00:58:49
Speaker
Like I can always play that no matter what. Like that album is timeless. OK, I'll give you that's a good one. That'll get me pumped up. Like what gets your blood going? Like what makes you like feel fucking strong, Abba? No. That's what I'm saying. Like it makes me feel happy.
00:59:15
Speaker
Yeah. And I think that's the difference between us. You like that kind of music. I like to be happy. No, but if I want to get turned up, I'll play Volby. But since I can't, then there's the Beastie Boys. There's all kind of like they're like all classic rock that there is. I'll play anything classic rock. Most 80s rock I'll play and like almost all of it. Even some grunge and 90s grunge rock, all of that stuff, you know,
00:59:44
Speaker
Alice in Chains. Nirvana.
00:59:50
Speaker
Okay. Just curious, man. Like that's kind of where I like shit that kind of gets me, gets me going, man. I don't know. Um, music is maybe that's the problem. Maybe there's something wrong with me where happy music is atrocious to me. Like Eve six. I like that. But then, I mean, they were like a one hit wonder. So that style of music as well. Like Ma sent you a rap song that you liked, which surprised the shit out of me. Was it the BC boy sounding rap ones?
01:00:19
Speaker
Those two, I assumed you'd like those, but you were like, they'll never be the Beastie Boys. No, they won't ever be close to them. It's pretty similar, dude.
01:00:41
Speaker
Money on my motherfucking mind. Cut five haircuts at the same time. White gold pants jet scheme in a wine. Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein. Get money. Money at my motherfucking mouth. A mansion, a ranch, and a camp in a town. A motherfucking soul with the floor made of scalps. Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps. Get money. What's funny is like... Does that turn you up?
01:01:05
Speaker
That one, it's pretty bass heavy. So it has to be pretty loud. That one, not really. I could probably play something that does that. But it's funny, we're just exposing ourselves. We're like, Jesus Christ, they like terrible music. Yeah, that's why there's such a huge variety of different types of music, because not everyone likes the same thing.
01:01:34
Speaker
We both of us are, here's where we're very similar. We hate everything that everyone likes. Not always, but a lot. We don't like iPhones. Why? Because people are douches. Right, you can say people are douches, but the reason really is that everyone says it's the best. So you're like, eh, I'm going to stay away from that. More people have androids.
01:02:04
Speaker
In the world, yes. But in America, I don't know what the fucking percentage is, but it's a lot of iPhone. In America, if you have an Android, you're looked upon as less than. You're like a basic piece of shit if you have an Android.
01:02:28
Speaker
Hmm. iPhone is like Fisher price phone. I see. This is where we agree. We have, we're almost the same when it comes to that kind of shit. We're contrarians. Maybe that's it. Um, yeah, this is a very hateful episode, my friend. It's something different. I like, I like that. It's for you, maybe. Holy shit has been in my mouth. We're already fucked.
01:02:54
Speaker
Yeah, we haven't talked about shit. Nothing on our topic list that we covered. I did want to talk about one thing. I actually, I was going to bring up the topic and then I switched it to ghost. Um, if we're doing hateful stuff, you got to hit another hateful topic. Oh, this will be controversial for sure. Let's do that then. Um, okay. Let me bring it up. I just had it.
01:03:18
Speaker
So, uh, I'm so excited. Are you excited? And what's funny is like, I like it when you bring me shit, but at the same time I want to vet it. Cause I'm terrified of you bringing me like the worst shit to deal with you. I'm trying to make it funny. Yeah. This is going to be one of them right here. M G T O W. Oh, that's what you want to bring up. That's not really that controversial.
01:03:41
Speaker
uh men going their own way it's a big movement that's feminism for men right it's menonism yeah i just made that up okay i agree with it by men and