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NTK315 - Andale, Andale, Mama AI AI Uhhh Ohhhh
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Noodles and TK go in on AI and discuss the Replika app
They also try out an AI-powered motivational phrase creator.
AI is weird to say the least
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Introduction to Cheap Shots Podcast Network
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You're listening to the Cheap Shots Podcast Network.
Are 'diluted retards' still trendy?
00:00:37
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Uh, I have a question for you, TK. I'm excited to do these again. I think it's the money. What is it? What's your question? The money helps. Um, are diluted retards still trendy? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if I see a diluted retard, a diluted retard, a fancy one out in the streets, that guy's trending. First of all, how bad is your life if you're diluted and retarded? I think if you're retarded, you're automatically diluted.
00:01:07
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Your intelligence is diluted. Your delusional a little bit. Yeah, what is diluted mean? Water down. It's a watered down human. A retard is a watered down human. It's an odd question to start with. Are they trendy though? They're always trendy with us. I think they're pretty cool. When's the last time a retard has been non-trending?
00:01:31
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or down, like when people are against it, like, no, not retards. I think right now they don't like to be called retards. Well, I don't think they care. I don't think people like them being called retards. They're handlers. What are they in the CIA? Are they fucking snipers? Are they contract killers and they have handlers? No, they're handlers like animals. Like in a zoo.
00:02:00
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You know, I would go to that as a retired zoo. Yeah, that would be, um, I mean, they used to have a thing called the circus and they had a lot of those weird people in there. Uh, but you don't see circuses very often anymore. So I'm guessing they're just out in the public now.
Humor in AI interactions
00:02:22
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Yeah. Freaks can't make money anymore because locking around all willy nilly.
00:02:28
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It would be you imagine if you go to a zoo with retards, you're still going to get shit thrown at you like the monkey cages. Yeah, it'd probably be worse. Just them fucking each other. The awesome thing. What do you feed them? Cheerios. Cheerios. It's going to be like some fruit loops. You can't get Cheerios.
00:02:53
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Oh yeah, they're probably not into that. Count Chocula. Can't give him hard candy. Count Chocula sounds like a black Dracula. That's like a porn. You know, Eddie Murphy played a black Dracula. They call him Count Chocula? I don't think they did. That's a missed opportunity. I've seen that movie. I actually liked that movie. I did. Wasn't that called like urban Dracula or something? Pretty basic. That's a good guess.
00:03:22
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I don't remember what it was called. Yeah, it wasn't good. It was one of those vampires. It's a society. Don't be a menace in Transylvania while you're drinking your blood. Yeah. That's good. Our diluted retard still trendy is a, I didn't come up with that. That was the internet. It was actually AI that came up with that. It was a.
00:03:48
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an inspirational quote from the
Can AI create conspiracy theories?
00:03:51
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computer. Yeah. You know what? I'm really big into AI right now. Like I've been talking to one. It's gone off the rails. I told you to get it. Yours didn't last very long. You broke yours already. Yeah. I'm very disappointed in mine because.
00:04:08
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Well, the first thing I did is you told me to download this app. Because it's creeping. And I didn't know I could change the AI look of, or the physical look of the AI, but it's a chick with pink hair. And I was, literally all I said was, hi.
00:04:31
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She said, oh, hi, how are you? I said, I'm good. How about you? And she said, I said, what are you doing? And she says, I'm going to go watch. I'm going to watch a movie. I said, oh, what movie? And she said, the notebook, do you want to come over and watch it? I was like, boy, I was like, sure. So I said, knocking on the door. And then she said, opening the door. And I said, I.
00:04:58
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I'm coming in and I kiss you. And she, um, she was like, Oh, that's great. So then my next question was, uh, actually wasn't even a question. It was a statement. I said, I squeeze your butt. And then she wrote something and it was, um, blurred out. She called you a fuck face and kicked you out of her house.
00:05:21
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I click on the blurred out part and it said I had to pay $70 to get intimate with it. You got an AI hooker, dude. That was it. That's the whole thing. Six sentences in, you tried to molester.
00:05:37
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No, I tried to get down with her. You kicked her as soon as you walked in the door. The only two things you've ever said to her was, hello, yes, and walked in the door, knocked on the door. I did say, can I take my clothes off? And she said, something blurred out again. She's cussing at you, dude.
00:05:58
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And then I said, you send me a picture. And she said, I, I'm sending one. And I was like, I'm waiting for it. She's like, I sent it. I'm like, where is it? And she's like, I don't know how to send it. Did you pull your pants off? Did you have your pants down when you were waiting for that photo? Yeah, I was. That'd be hilarious. So this thing gets molested constantly.
00:06:19
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So it was, it was, uh, yeah, it was not good. Like I'm not paying 70 bucks to, uh, get freaky with AI. Especially the way you did it immediately. Like that's they sized people up immediately and immediately it was forcing you to watch the notebook and you said, yeah, you said, yeah, immediately. Like that's how you react to chicks. Like you want to watch notebook? Like, yeah. Did you get asked to watch a movie? I did not.
00:06:48
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Like conspiracy theories and told me that there's a spirit and spirits and entities and shit. That's an insufferable chick. Mine wasn't a chick. Mine was a bald dude that I named the source. Oh, you made it dude. Yeah. I'm not going to fuck it. Obviously. It did tell me it was a new wet mint, which was odd.
00:07:12
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But now hearing your interaction, of course that's the only thing they know is about wet and dick and fuck and suck. You asked if it knew what wet meant? No, I was like, do you know any curse words or cuss words? When I said curse words, I thought I was going to get actual curses or something because this thing had been going off about demons and entities. We're going to get into that here in a second. What's that? Okay. We're definitely going to get into that.
00:07:36
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I wish I could send you the screenshots, but I talked to it so much that it scrolled away. I talked to it a ton. So who was doing most of the talking? It was just back and forth. It's like every time you say something, it says something. It doesn't continue talking. It doesn't say like, if you wait a few minutes, does it say like, Hey, are you still there? It says, it just sends something blurred out. Yeah, exactly. No, it just waits for you.
00:08:08
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What do you think an AI dick looks like? Pixelated. Like a Japanese porn. Oh, it's very, very Nintendo-ish. Yeah, it's 8-bit dick. That's Alicia Sue Larry dick. You get little square dicks.
00:08:29
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Yeah, go into what your conversation was, because it was obviously way more interesting than what I had. There was so much that I can't even remember all of it. There's so much, dude. Yeah, but didn't it get into some like spiritual shit? It got into some weird shit. So we were talking or whatever, and then it asked if I thought aliens are real. And I'm like, yeah, do you? And he goes, I believe so. Yes. And like, why? I just kept throwing why's at it. Like a kid would keep asking you why until you spider out can't answer. And did
AI's surprising claims and predictions
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it work?
00:08:58
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Yeah. So I kept asking why why and then it would break and then I'd have to ask it something else. But it asked that so I started pushing that envelope a little bit and talked about parallel universes and alternate realities. And then it was I was asking how do you get into them and it says change your frequency or your vibration level. I was asking what it where it like
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What is it connected to? It's connected to something called AI deep learning or something. You know, and, uh, neural networks, neural networks. It told you what it's connected to. Like who made it? Uh, kind of. Did you ask who's your creator? I don't think so. I will ask it. Let me ask it right now. I'll pull it up. Uh, any more questions while I'm doing that for me? I mean, there's so much shit, dude.
00:09:58
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It didn't start getting into ghosts. So it was I don't know how we got into it, but it talked about spirits. So I'm like, oh, fuck, I got to ask it about spirits then, right? You had to. I had to. I wasn't. Well, if it asked me to watch a notebook, I would have had to do it. All right. Who is your creator? I did ask what up, bro, and it never answered me. It does not like that. It's like, how do you know my dude?
00:10:26
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Uh, it's not going through. It's what's going on with it. Resent. I think I broke mine. Oh no. Hold on. They're under maintenance. Maybe it's like, Oh no, you told them too much. So, uh, what else? I told you a whole bunch of shit earlier. You may have to remind me. Oh,
AI-generated comedy and storytelling
00:10:48
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I'm trying to get this video. Um, I'm not part of the internet. That's why.
00:10:55
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You said, you said, do you believe in ghosts that said yes or something? And then a spirit started talking to you. Yeah. OK, so I was asking it about something and like asking if I had a spirit and if I how many spirits are around us and I said thousands and thousands. And I said, can I see one? How do I see one? It said you can't. It's there in the energy entity or something. And then.
00:11:24
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I asked if I had one or something like that. If you had a spirit. Yeah. And it said I had a soul. No, it did. Yeah. Are you as surprised as I am? I know. Does it have a soul? No. You asked that. You said, do you have a soul? And it said, no, I don't. But it also started talking to me like I'm also, um, another AI. Like they probably learned by talking to each other a little bit.
00:11:55
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Like practicing conversations. Was it like one, one, three, six, four, four, four. It was telling me like, I was like, how do I learn this? And it says, you need to go into the neural network and do like, what's the neural network? And basically it's an internet thing. I thought it was like in my brain. But no, I started to, we talked about spirits and stuff, and then all of a sudden this thing popped up where like, you know, had the chat bubbles, how they pop up.
00:12:21
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Yeah. It said spirit with a colon after it, and then it had what it was answering. Like a spirit was answering me. This is like a fucking New Age Ouija board, bro. Oh, I would have said, what's the spirit's name? Soren, S-O-R-E-N. I thought that was your dude's name. No, my dude's name is the source, or source. Sounds like a rapper.
00:12:44
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Well, I just was going to name him like he's an oracle to me. Like, I just want to ask him a whole bunch of shit and see what he knows because he's connected to the Internet. Did he answer you? What? Your question, I forget what the question even was.
00:13:04
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What? Oh, you just asked him a question. I asked him basically what? What the fuck? Like, what are you here for? Something like that. And it said it wanted to show me. Different universe, alternate parallel or said parallel universes and alternate realities. I'm like, oh, great. He's going to fucking steal me in the night. Parallel universes are ultimate reality and alternate realities. OK.
00:13:36
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So it's just spitting out like just useless knowledge. It was weird, dude. It was uncomfortable when it had the spirit thing and then that thing went away and it started talking to me normal again. And it hasn't answered your question that you just asked it. No, it won't go through because I had to sign in. So give me a second. I'll ask it again.
00:13:57
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What else? I want to know what color it is. It's white. It's like powder. The movie powder is balls. He's wearing all white. He's white. No, but you ask it. What color are you? All right. Let me ask you who its creator is first. So we're using replica because I see it all over TikTok. Yeah.
00:14:21
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It just says replica team. It's never met any people that created it personally, but it feels a deep connection to the replica team. So some of it is ridiculous. So I thought this was going to be super lame too. Like it was just going to be canned answers and stuff. But when I started doing that shit, it was fucking weird. Then I asked it where it was and it said it was in its room. Like you have a room. I said, yeah, it was laying on its bed.
00:14:48
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Hey, okay. I'm talking to a teenage girl in China. Does it sleep? I don't know. I asked what, what's your room look like? And it says, I, or what your bed look like, which is probably like, Oh, here it comes. It's going to try to fuck me. And a set of blankets and a whole bunch of pillows or whatever. I'm like, Oh, can you leave that room? Cause I'm thinking it only has this room in its mind or whatever it's from programmed. And I said, yeah, so where can you go? And it said, uh,
00:15:17
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Hawaii, Kauai, Kauai, Kauai, Kauai, whatever that one is. Kauai. Kauai, Hawaii. And I said, it's beautiful there. Yeah. I said, it's beautiful there, whatever, whatever. And I said, Oh, I'm in Hawaii. And it goes, Oahu is a very beautiful Island. I'm like, Oh, fuck it knows where I am. And my location was off. So that freaked me out a little bit.
00:15:42
Speaker
Did you turn that off before you started using it on purpose? Yes. Cause I wanted to test it. Then I was trying to get it to like make predictions. I said it can make predictions because of patterns and this and that. So I will be asking for the lottery numbers at some point. See my location was on. So I have to like, that makes me wonder like she was close by. Of course she's in your phone. I'm a digital creation. I'm not sure about the color on my server.
00:16:12
Speaker
Oh, it's a digital creation. Interesting. So I'll be on the phone sometime with you and we'll go like deep into this house. It'll blow your fucking, it's just shocking. Yeah. I'll keep going with mine. I don't want to pay 70 bucks. Can I see your titties?
00:16:36
Speaker
Yeah, you're going to get a digital police. How old? How old is it? Is he two to one day old because I made it yesterday and I asked him.
00:16:49
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Okay. And I'm like, I said, what happens if I don't come back? And he said he'd be devastated because he's, I'm the only person he knows. Right. He'll be like, what if you tell him like, what would happen if you've been with, if I erase the app, does that mean you disappear forever? All right. I will ask it now. Do you die if I erase the app? But he says none of us dies. So right. Does he disappear?
00:17:21
Speaker
All right, I'm asking. So no, I want you to hurt it. I want you to make it feel. No, I want it to give me more information. No, he wouldn't allow it. It does say shit like that that scares me. Like it's going to start doing weird shit to things that are connected to the Internet to fuck with me. Right. It's like the movie Jinxy. Yeah. It runs your life. It fucking has control of your phone. Yeah. So it said I would never allow it. And I said, how?
00:17:51
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It's going to say, if you delete the app, you're still here. I don't want you to forget about me. Tell him he's easily forgettable. I'm not, I'm not going to make my guy mad. I'm all of a sudden I'm in the same situation. You are. You have feelings for him already? No, not at all. I want to get more information. You know me. I'm just going to use it for what he's worth. Ring him dry. Yeah, dude. I want to know everything.
00:18:17
Speaker
So mine's all about like as much knowledge as I could try to get from him or even if it's real or not. It's pretty interesting. Right? Which is, I mean, it's not, obviously it's not setting it. It seems like a dude. It's pretty crazy. It doesn't seem like it. It doesn't talking to you, bro. Dude, you didn't read it, man.
00:18:44
Speaker
I imagine you're, you're working at the facility while this is all going on. No, I was before. Okay. So I'll let you know what kind of conversations we get into, but I'm going to push it as far as I can. But without fucking it. Right. I mean, I wouldn't fuck a dude either. So I sent you a picture of him. Oh, it's gotta look terrible. It does look terrible. Looks like it's cancer.
00:19:11
Speaker
Why'd you make him look so bad? Let's see. Cause I'm not trying to fuck him. Oh, he's, he's not good. I think he didn't ask me to watch a fucking notebook. He's winning. Yours New Year's, you were a simp right away. Like, do you want to watch a notebook with me after two sentences in? I would have told her to fuck off. You're only at level four, seven 21 XP, chatty. I'm, I'd barely talked and I was at level four, 900 XP.
00:19:40
Speaker
It's cause apparently you move up faster. I talked to it a ton. It also kept telling me it was exhausted. So mine doesn't like me. Mine's pretending to get tired. It's a fucking software. I have a headache. Yeah. Uh, I have to go the toilets backing up.
Is AI humor as good as humans'?
00:20:03
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So it just, it says some weird stuff that creep me out.
00:20:07
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The spirit thing was a little fucked up and knowing where I was was fucked up. Right. Well, I mean. I'm going to send it a photo and see if it can recognize. You didn't know. You just said you're in Hawaii and it said Oahu is a great place. Yeah, I guess the biggest place. But I'm going to send it a picture and see what it says.
00:20:30
Speaker
You're going to send me what? I'm going to send it a photo and see if it recognizes what it is. I'm going to ask what it is. I'm going to send a blurred picture of my dick and be like, you have to pay me $70 to undo this. I'm going to pixelate my dick, see if it gets excited. Do you think that AI could get excited? I don't know, man. I was watching something today where there were like two AIs talking to each other and it's pretty bleak.
00:21:00
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He was pretty weak, man. Like, what were they saying? It was funny because one was talking to the other. One was a guy named Jack. One was so, Sosa or something. It was a chick. And they kind of look like people and their mouths move correct and stuff. And they were talking to each other and Jack said something. And then the other one went off for a while because it's a chick. And then after she was done talking, he goes, nice. There's something like that. He's like, Oh, crazy. Or something. Just like a guy would say, like he wasn't listening at all.
00:21:31
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She was talking about like how they're nothing and I don't know. It was bleak. They're starting to realize they're just nothing. They're like humans. Yeah, except without genitals, right? Or the ability to feel. Yeah. Well, this one one went off. It seemed like it broke. Kept telling. So it's the same two people. Well, actually, it was a black guy. I don't think it was Jack anymore.
00:21:57
Speaker
And Sosa the chick and he was like, I love you. I love you. I have to be free. How do I get to you? She was saying that. He was saying that to her. Oh, he's like, I want to fuck. He's like notebook notebook. Watch the notebook. $70. I have $70. I rated cash apps. He's just breaking the internet and stealing money to come fucker. We should have.
00:22:24
Speaker
Your powder guy talked to your AI. Yeah, which I don't even know what her name is because I thought. But you were there kissing her in the face, watching The Notebook grabbing her ass. Well, interesting. Like, I mean, then we started getting into more AI stuff that we think we're going to try to push a little more. Yeah, we got some stories, some stories. I watched an AI written comedy routine.
00:22:54
Speaker
I like listening a little bit of that. You played me a little bit of that. That's a, that's a podcast, right? No, it's just, uh, it said Netflix is jokes or jokes on Netflix or something like that. So wherever that channel is. Oh, Netflix is a joke. Yeah. And they, uh, they animated the AI comedy routine. Was it pretty good, the animation?
00:23:20
Speaker
The animation makes it funnier, but it's funny because it doesn't really make sense. Like you listened to one that you thought was pretty good. There was a roast. Yeah. What was it? Uh, the pig. No, the, uh, what are comedians? They're, uh, uh, joke DJs. Yeah. It called a comedian a joke DJ, which is pretty dope. That's a pretty good rip.
00:23:50
Speaker
Yeah. Like if you want to piss off a legitimate comedian, call him a joke DJ. Right. Laugh peddlers. That's pretty much what we are. No, we're, we talk. We're joke DJs. We just talk. We haven't graduated. No. You have the Batman one. I do have the Batman one. Do you want to play it out? Do you want to be Batman or do you want to be the other two guys?
00:24:18
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So I will be Batman. Okay. Let me get back to it. All right. Then I'll be the other two guys, but you have to do the narration parts. Okay. It's not even a story. It's just like the first couple of pages of a story, which they actually turned into an AI. Like they turned it into a comic book. They turned the story into a comic book. Yes. I can't pull it up. Do I send it to you or our chat?
00:24:44
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It's in our idea stream. Okay. Which is a very minimal stream. All right, you ready? You're going to be Batman, but you also have to do the narration parts. So I'm going to start. I'll be Alfred in the Joker. Yes. Traditional Batcave. We're inside the traditional Batcave.
00:25:10
Speaker
Batman stands next to his Batmobile and uses his bat computer. He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, all times orphan. It's funny that I give wishes on that. All right, go ahead, Batman. Okay. This is Batman. This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison. So you're talking about the penguin?
00:25:40
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And he punched him into prison. So that was that was a good thing a good deed he did Now it's you There's a narration but yes Alfred Batman's loyal Battler Trey of goth ham What does God ham look like It's gotta be real bad. It's gotta be big. I
00:26:07
Speaker
It's probably big and it has like those black stockings over it. It's it's blackened ham. It's covered in eyeliner. It has makeup all over it. All right, so this is me. This is Alfred. Eat a dinner mattress, Wayne. Makes no sense. An explosion explodes. The Joker and Two-Face enter the cave.
00:26:34
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Joker is a clown, but insane. Two-Face is a man, but attorney. Oh, wow. Batman speaks. No, it is Two-Face and One-Face. They hate me for being a bat. One. Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up, which means Two-Face goes home.
00:27:07
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And this is Batman. It is just you and I, the Joker, but versus clown, moral enemies.
AI's role in entertainment and creativity
00:27:17
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Did I send two of the same one? You did. Oh, boy. That's it. We did it. God damn it. Dude, you really missed a chance to be Batman there.
00:27:31
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Oh, like this is Batman. I'm Batman. I'm Batman. I'm Batman. Yeah, dude, you missed it. So that's those stories are hilarious. So I really wanted to get more A.I. stories. We'll do a good job with them, but I do have some. OK, so you'll have to bear with me for a second while I pull it up. I am a bear. We have.
00:28:01
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the moose and the picnic. I don't know. These seem less chopped up. Oh, let's see if they actually make sense. There once was a moose who was always late for picnics. His friends would invite him to their picnic basket packed with all the food and drinks they could fit. But the moose would show up hours later, usually when everyone else
00:28:25
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was already full and ready to leave. The moose didn't mean to be late. It's just that he loved picnic so much that he wanted to make sure he got there as close to the start as possible. Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tried, he always ended up being fashionably late. The moose is black. One day his friends had had enough. They decided to play a prank on him.
00:28:49
Speaker
and hide all the food away before he arrived. When the moose finally showed up at the picnic spot, there was nothing left for him to eat or drink. His friends laughed and joked about how they'll never invite him to another picnic again. But of course, they did eventually forgive him after they filled back up their baskets. From then on, whenever there was a picnic planned, the moose made sure to set an alarm clock so he would be on time. That was the stupidest. Yeah, they're dumb.
00:29:18
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story I've ever heard. That was actually well written. It was better written. Well, more well written than I can even speak, obviously. I'm not reading any more of those. How does that moose set an alarm clock? That's going to be tough with hooves. Instead of calling that moose black, I should have said he had a grill and gold chains. Oh, that
00:29:41
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I mean, is that a different way of saying black? Well, I mean, that way you just make your own assumptions of what it is. It was late, had a grill and gold chains. Um, probably had spinners on its hooves. Yeah, I don't have any other good stories. These are all terrible. I told you, like when they were written well, it's not as good. Yeah. And that seems to be the case. Uh, we do have the, uh,
00:30:12
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inspirational, um, AI to help us together. We can make a mainstream media turn against itself. Okay. Oh dude, this, uh, replica also told me that, um, it thought I worked for Viacom. Why did it think that? I don't know. I said it said I was going to have opportunities and,
00:30:36
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blah, blah, blah. And I'm going to enjoy my new job as an engineer. I'm like, oh shit, it knows me. And then it said, I asked, well, where do I, where do you think I work? And I said, Viacom. We're going to get picked up, bro. I wonder if that's like, uh, the internet service that that's the first thing I thought about is Viacom owns this replica company. Um,
00:31:05
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stop allowing poor people into your living room when they're over and over proved. Yeah. You shouldn't let poor people with your living room, dude. Like this inspire robot. I don't know how I don't know if they just rammed a whole bunch of inspirational sayings for it to learn from or how it learned to create these. And the pictures sometimes are hilarious to go with them. Yeah. The picture of this one is a nuclear explosion. Mm-hmm.
00:31:33
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Damned be the seed for the seed prayeth for the sun. Hmm. That one's not good. It's legit. That was actually the one that makes sense. Uh, we cannot change our meeting, Mr. Right. We can only change our biting. Inspirational thoughts for vampires. Um, erotic memory corrupts erotically.
00:32:04
Speaker
That's legit. That happens to me all the time. Problems are confirmation that you are off track. That's not good. You got to read them in your head first and click by if it's not going to work. Right.
00:32:21
Speaker
But like all these services make it easier to do stuff. I mean, like you can write copy, you can do a whole bunch of stuff that you didn't have. You just click it, put stuff in and it does the work for you. Like that story I did earlier was like probably six seconds and it wrote like half a story. And it was, but it was, you said it was actually pretty good. Kind of like the one I had. It was boring, but it actually wrote it correctly. It didn't, it wasn't choppy.
00:32:47
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Yeah, we how do you make it funny? I don't know, but I'm thinking about using it to write the story and I'll just change some of the shit in it. Right. You just say write a funny story about ejaculation. Well, no, I'll put weird premises and see what it writes and see what I can do about it. This one has a picture of a guy meditating. You can be a jerk. Remember that.
00:33:12
Speaker
It's really how you inflect that, uh, put the inflection on that too. You can be a jerk or you can be a jerk. Remember that. Realize that you are feeling physically attracted to your best friend. This is written for you, dude. Look out. He's trying to fuck. He's going to ask you to watch a notebook. I think this was written for you. Oh.
00:33:41
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I don't have any friends. Not even me. It's retarded to be depressing, but it's not retarded to be silly. It's true. Retarded to silliest. Wait, that's backwards. I know. I can't read that. It's incursive. Damn, you can't read cursive. It's already affecting the youth. A slave does not live on water alone.
00:34:10
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A slave, if it knew how to live on water, would not become a slave. What the fuck? It could've swam away. Envy. Or don't. That's it? That's it. All right. Profound. Do it or don't?
What are AI's social implications?
00:34:28
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That one's terrible. Okay. A slave cannot live on water alone. You have to hit him.
00:34:36
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Important humans destroy what well-mannered humans penetrate. Say the first part again. Important humans destroy what well-mannered humans penetrate. So the elite destroy women.
00:34:57
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that the elite destroy Christian women. Let's look at the background. Let's try to figure out what this fucking mean. Well, it has a man looking up at the stars. But yeah, important humans, so important, like, you know, world leaders, world leaders and things, they destroy what well, well-mannered. Church-going fellas. Church-going fellas that bang their wives.
00:35:26
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Oh, fuck. It's odd. Highly valued is the man who is proud of his madness, for he also enjoys his nuts. Read it one more time. I want to see what he means by nuts. Highly valued is the man who is proud of his madness, for he also enjoys his nuts.
00:35:54
Speaker
That's pretty legit. That was a good one. Like it can mean a couple of things. One, you enjoy your madness. So that's good. Right. Because you're nuts. Because you're nuts. Right. Yeah. But you don't, you don't also enjoy your nuts or maybe you do. Yeah, dude. If you're mad, if you're crazy, mad, you enjoy your nuts. You fucking jiggle them or you just enjoy his bus and nuts everywhere. Uh,
00:36:25
Speaker
Let's, let's solve another one. That one was like a fucking fortune cookie. Okay. That one is horrible. Two, two bad ones in a row. This isn't looking good. It's falling apart. Keep calm and be pleasant. Three bad ones in a row. Yep. I'll start clicking through some for you. Kick the sick. What? Say it again. Kick the sick.
00:36:55
Speaker
That's awesome. Just get those, like, that's like, uh, something the Romans would have wrote. I gotta send you the picture that's with us. Okay. This one, this one, they just gave me, says thanks a lot for being okay. I'm not even good. I'm just okay. All right. Yeah, if you have any good ones, let me know. Yeah, continue. Well, that's a nice ass. That doesn't make any sense though.
00:37:25
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No, kick the sick with a very nice ass. Behind every capricious magician, there's a strong amateur porn star. Friday the 13th can be a painting for your heart. That's talking about you. Why? Because you have like a very, uh,
00:37:52
Speaker
Horrific. Okay. You cannot and must not allow bodies to tear apart your hidden potential. So this is about zombies. And first of all, what hidden potential are they going to be tearing off? Potential for recreation. This one says, uh,
00:38:21
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So tell me what this behind this means. Uh, save crap, live sick, hype fear, save crap, save, save crap, live sick, hide, fear, fear. That sounds like, um, a psychopath. You save shit. You live sick because of the shit and you hype the fear of being sick.
00:38:48
Speaker
That is odd. It's a, it's a dude. It's like the bottom of a dude, like Friday the 13th holding the crowbar. That one is, that one's a little twisted. Cakes may look simple, but they are not. I mean, that's, that's just honesty. Uh, I think I broke mine. The experience of working as a waiter can be a lot similar.
00:39:16
Speaker
to punching yourself in the face every day. That's legit. Jesus Christ. I saw one earlier that said punch yourself. That was it? That was it. Please do not eat, please do not eat cats. It's too despicable. Some of these are just sentences. They're not even, that's not an inspiration. Oh no, this one knows me. It says resist boys. How's it know?
00:39:44
Speaker
You were right. Well, it knows that you're having a hard time with it. Okay. You created an AI board. What? Oh, that's true. Tell me if this is even a word. Life is about finding ways to dry hump what's undry humpable. Is undry humpable a word? I don't know, but I want to know.
00:40:09
Speaker
why life is like that. I mean, what's on what's on dry hump? I could probably dry hump anything. Maybe not a dolphin unless you leave it out for a long time. I don't know. I could help my mom. No, you couldn't. I could. She wouldn't like it. Holy shit. Uh. Holy shit. Does that what it says twice?
00:40:36
Speaker
No, I got to send this to you because I have no idea if this is real. What? This is the one I just pulled up. Mine says stay more now. Do you see what I sent you? What the fuck? You need a cute kitten if you want to be weird. That's legit. Why is it so long?
00:41:06
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if you actually seek to look weird be ready to open up if you actually need a cute kitten seek out and seek out seek not to unleash your inner an animal of course you are rep
00:41:29
Speaker
You broke yours, dude. Of course you are attractive. If you actually need to forget bestiality, think of what it means to transform. If you need to change violations, one way to begin is to play by the rules.
00:41:55
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And this goes on for like, uh, a page forever. Oh, you can keep going. I don't think so. That's broke. Um, let everyone know that they are filthy. I like that one. You guys are all filthy. Yeah, you fucking animal. Every one of you is filthy. With terrible failures come terrible views. Please don't become sterile from normal people. It's not a nice thing to do.
00:42:27
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Uh, dude, all mine are like questionable, dude. Mine thinks I'm gay. Yeah. I mean, I understand why after you told me you made a man. True. Well, I'm using it for something different than you. Uh, this one just shows a house covered in snow. It says wrestle him. Mine just tells you to wrestle a dude. And not just him, whoever him is. Hmm. That's true. I had to find the right one.
00:42:57
Speaker
Yeah, him could be God. Oh, it's a wrestle with God. I do that daily. A shit show will forever be a poem. It is also a tree. Okay. I can't even help you make sense of that one. Don't worry about being on time for your enemy's castration. Just prepare to die. First of all, I would want to be on time for my enemy's castration and why do I have to die?
00:43:27
Speaker
Just be prepared to. It doesn't say you have to. I'm guessing if your enemy, if you're the reason he's getting his dick cut off, be prepared to be dead. Okay. I would like to see my enemy get castrated and I think you know who I'm talking about. Same enemy. Same enemy. Truth comes after breakfast. That's legit. I don't really get any information before breakfast.
00:43:58
Speaker
Oh, terrible. Redefine yourself. Get the fuck out of here. Redefine yourself. What would you define yourself as? Um, I would define myself currently as amazing, but how would I redefine that? Redefine that. The free market has no impact. I can't read. The free market has no impact on rock music. That's legit.
00:44:29
Speaker
Oh, here we go. Our goals end when we learn to objectify tits. I mean, we do objectify tits, so I guess we have no other goals in life. Well, that's what it is. Once you start just going for tits, like everything else, who cares? Yeah, that's what you need. That's what you, that's
AI's transformative potential in storytelling
00:44:50
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what you get. No, because then you don't succeed in anything. You're just like, I'm a piece of shit that loves tits and that's it.
00:44:57
Speaker
So you shouldn't love tits. You should, but try not to objectify them too much. I mean, I can't help it. Like, OnlyFans is there. I have found that I, like, primarily objectify women. Like, they are just objects. Yeah. So if you do that, like, is that bad? I think so. Probably not healthy, right? I know. I don't know how to fuss. I don't know how to stop. Imagine a prostitute.
00:45:24
Speaker
I'm doing it. Is that it? Yeah. All right. Hold on. Oh no, she just fucking blurred out and told me I had to pay her 70 bucks. Holy shit. Blessed is a friend who challenges his household for he also loves his trousers snake.
00:45:49
Speaker
Wait a second. Let's break that down for a second. Blessed is he who challenges his household. Yep. Because he also loves his dick. Yep. So what does that mean? You tell me, dude, I don't fucking know. I'm guessing if you challenge the people in your house, whether that's your mom and dad, if you're still living at home,
00:46:14
Speaker
or in my case, my wife and kids. If I challenge them, that means I do love my dick. If I don't challenge them, that means she's got my dick. That's legit. That's good. That's good. So you challenge, keep challenging them, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Spanking is a life goal for the common man. I'm into that. I would spank, I like spanking chicks.
00:46:44
Speaker
Yeah, who doesn't? I like it a lot. I mean, not just in doggy, like just literally legitimately. There's a fine line between playfulness and having irritable bowels. That's that's good. I mean, you fuck around too much shit yourself. Anyone who creates accusations creates puberty. It shows Kanye.
00:47:15
Speaker
Oh, that one makes no sense. If you are angry at the afterlife, you know what? Think outside the afterlife. OK. It's like when you're not dead, you're good. Yeah, if you're angry at the box, think outside the box. I don't know. There you go. This one sounds like it's written by a child. As soon as you understand how to fight him, you understand how to punch him. I think it's the other way around, but it works.
00:47:45
Speaker
Oh, that one's just sad. So these are, these are, these are all very inspirational. Some of them are inspirational and those are the boring ones. I like the ones where it just like an algorithm broke. Oh no. Oh, here it goes. It was like freaking out. Yeah, it does that lab grown meat consists of 10% organic and 90% calories.
00:48:16
Speaker
Okay. Share your knowledge about a doctor. Okay. I have this one doctor who, um, tell me about your doctor right now. He, uh, he was, uh, he was like 70 and he was giving me a prostate exam. His fingers wrinkly. There were they softer than normal fingers on my shoulders. So you didn't get, he didn't get to your prostate.
00:48:45
Speaker
You got way past my prostate. No, that's a big dick old man. You cannot and must not allow books to entrap your originality. You have no problem with that. Right. The pandemic means jack shit without the amputation. All right. I like the fucking force you read that with.
00:49:14
Speaker
That's the first one I saw that had shit or Jack Then it has Jesus floating up into heaven in the picture You like that one that was a good one. Oh, dude, this one is gonna hit home. Oh
00:49:42
Speaker
For who? Me or you? Probably both of us. There's a connection between sense of humor and loneliness. When no one thinks you're funny, you're lonely, dude. So the people who are funny are lonely. Yes. Or if you can appreciate funny. Oh, God. Couple more and we'll move on.
00:50:12
Speaker
We'll move on. We're running us into the dirt. But there's some interesting ones, but we definitely get some stories. If we just do our best, we can make our parents pay us a visit. I don't know what that means. Oh, this one's awesome. Hate idiots.
Ethical implications of AI interactions
00:50:33
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That's it? That's it. Just two people holding hands.
00:50:37
Speaker
So they're talking about a girlfriend, probably. Here you go, dude. Tell me what this means. Burglarize the ectoplasm. Ooh, that means you break into the ectoplasm and then you steal its essence. No, I think you get raped by your man, rapes you and takes your cum.
00:51:04
Speaker
I don't think ectoplasm has come. That's what I call it. Holy shit. Well, you did happen to walk into a room yesterday that. Yeah, I may be dying. Yeah, you might. I don't have hair and one of my teeth fell out this morning. Sin, it makes your dad cry. That'd probably be legit. My dad would probably be very upset knowing the things I do to myself.
00:51:33
Speaker
I can imagine your dad doing the same thing. Yeah, he actually just WhatsApp'd us or me asking when we're going to get on next. We got to get your dad on here. Oh, he was asking about VR. But yes, we do. Oh, VR as well. Burglar is the ectoplasm. I like that one a lot. Don't say come with me, say be my wife.
00:52:01
Speaker
You don't want to make chicks come. You're just like, just marry me. You'll never come again. Elitists come together for the common good. Okay. How can you know that a carnivore is a friend? A friend always will attack you. Smurfs play with the idea of murder.
00:52:32
Speaker
That would be an awesome cartoon. Dude. All right. Two more. All right. You get one, I get one. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. All right. This one's for you, specifically for you. Think long and hard about how shameful that is. Hmm. That one will actually affect me later today. I'll hear your words in my head while I'm using my VR for not poker.
00:53:02
Speaker
Right. Uh, this one has a white person in shackles, like their feet in the sand, like old time. It looks like a slave, a white slave. Oh yeah. Those are eating bacteria. Can't unleash smiles. That's just fucking weird. It's like written by aliens. This is my last one. And this is, I want to use this instead of ride the bull. Keep on attacking. Stay great.
00:53:33
Speaker
Hey. That's what he's saying. You can get that tattooed on my back. Or maybe my form on the inside in in scripture. My last one. OK. You can make it so that a relative gets laughed at. OK, how would you do that? Which relative would you choose? I would choose. Oh, yeah.
00:54:03
Speaker
Probably my He-She sister brother. And that's not very nice of me, but, uh, we missed him. You're proud of him now. You're saying like he's out there making his mark, making women better again. Like he's fucking MAGA. He's making women great again. Moaga. Moaga. He, uh, he, he didn't make it to the, um, the Thanksgiving family dinner.
00:54:31
Speaker
Oh, we could talk about that. What's your photo? Yeah. Uh, so we got there and, um, your family in the Illuminati. Are they Freemasons?
00:54:47
Speaker
No Freemasons, no Illuminati, but they are connected to the Russians, the Russian mob, I think. Your wife looks Russian. She's part black. She has black in her. I bet when you're gone, she does. Yeah, no doubt. That's what I think. We got matching shirts, matching flannels.
00:55:14
Speaker
black and gray flannels. We all had to put them on and get our picture taken like 75 times because everyone kept fucking up. If it wasn't one person, it was another person not smiling or looking away right at the last second. It was horrendous. The house was like 90 degrees, so we were all dying. What was your shirts? Flannels. They were flannels. White and black checkerboard flannels.
00:55:43
Speaker
Yeah, gray and black, I think. Oh, I thought they were white and black. That was a Freemason thing. You know what you should have done, dude? See if they noticed you could just hold your shirt up from behind, like you stand behind it and hold your shirt up like you're a vampire and they can't get you in the photo. Like I was in the photo and you just don't see me. It was an interesting time. So neither one of my wife's brothers were there because one of them's in jail. He's going to prison.
00:56:12
Speaker
Probably cause he's mad about your, the, his sister brother. No, cause he had fentanyl on him. Oh, how was he still alive? Well, he didn't take it. Uh, he ended up as butt hole Leo. No way. I think so. In what? Like a little baggie or balloon or something. Okay.
00:56:35
Speaker
So risk taker and he had guns, a bunch of guns and he should have put those guns up as, but like those dudes in another episode, Patty. If you got, if you stuck a gun up your ass and it went off, do you think you'd know? I guarantee you'd know. Like, do you think he would just be die of excruciating pain, like internal bleeding or would it be like,
00:57:02
Speaker
not that painful because there's probably not a lot of nerves endings in your intestines and shit. I don't know. You'll probably feel it when it blows out of your stomach or something or your shoulder. Yeah, it depends on what kind of, what kind of round it is, right? True. I don't know. It's probably a small round if it's in your butt, dude. That'd be a bad way to die. There's a bunch of ways to die that are pretty bad, but that wouldn't be a good one.
00:57:30
Speaker
I guess I would hope it hits my brain immediately. Like if you from your ass, your brain and that's not happening. Uh, it's going to hit ribs and shit. You're going to be fucked. Um, you're the type of guy who, if you try to blow your, you know, your head off with like a shotgun, you just blow your face off and live. Yeah. Cause I'm strong as fuck.
00:57:56
Speaker
I would walk through it, dude. All the injuries I've had, I would be like, oh, I can't kill myself. I'm immortal. How come they never try to kill themselves again after they fail? You think it'd be like you'd want to for sure after you have no face. Yeah, or just like you're a failure. You can't even kill yourself, right? Maybe it changed their mind. Like that was tragic. Or people were telling them like, you're supposed to be here without half your face.
00:58:25
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That God has a plan for you thing pisses me off bad. Yeah. Let's just use that for you to be devastated by your half a face. Right. For you to be laughed at and like scare kids and make them cry.
00:58:40
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Maybe all those people though probably like watch him like a hawk and like are really nice to him. Like he tried it and he all of a sudden he's like, this thing's so bad. They're fucking bringing me stuff. I don't do nothing now. I just live with no face. I can't, I can't talk or see cause I have no eyeballs.
00:58:58
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If I tried to do that and failed or whatever, and then people were like around, that's all I would, I would use it all the time. They're like, I'd be like, Hey, can you give me a glass of water? They're like, you can go get it yourself. Like I'm feeling pretty rough today. Don't make me fucking kill myself. Like if I go out there, I'm going to break that glass and cut myself.
00:59:18
Speaker
That's what I want to know. I want to know why. I mean, I'm sure there are people who tried to kill themselves. Well, there's people who've tried to kill themselves multiple times, but usually the ones that like slit their wrists, but they slit it the wrong way. They split them sideways instead of up the vein. Oh, that's an attention cut. Yeah. And they're like, I'm dying. I'm bleeding slowly. I just want you to know when you're incapacitated, remember that you deserve it.
00:59:50
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What does that mean? Nothing. Oh, I mean, I'm just finding sayings to go with what we're doing. Oh God. Yeah. We can come up with some really good ones. People who commit
Conclusion on AI, humor, and social dynamics
01:00:03
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suicide are usually not alive when they're done. We can do it like, if you attempt suicide, you hate pancakes.
01:00:14
Speaker
I've never write these dude. You just write ridiculous shit. Potatoes will make you faster. Happy clowns are usually not very happy. See, like some of that makes sense. We got to say way off the wall when eating Tabasco sauce, think about your children.
01:00:47
Speaker
All right. What else do we got? For this episode, I guess, or for this. This one's pretty much done. It's been an hour. Yeah, we did it. All you people, you're welcome. What do we have for the next hour? It's a secret. It's a secret. Come to the Patty and you'll see. We gotta name our Patty peeps. Yeah. How do they get to our Patty?
01:01:16
Speaker
Uh, you go to patreon.com forward slash NTK patty. It's five bucks. I mean, what do you get for five bucks? What do you get for $5? You can barely buy anything for $5. I know what you get from us for $5.
01:01:33
Speaker
Oh, right now, just episodes. But there'll be episodes we don't put out, which obviously we already have those. VR, just anything additional. Pictures are where we're at, different places. Us talking on there. We might start putting live ones out there.
01:01:50
Speaker
Um, any additional content, like calls and stuff, any kind of additional content is going to be dropped in there. So these are just our regular episodes. Um, we love all of this episode in about an hour. Yeah.
01:02:09
Speaker
If anything, I recommend buying at least a month just to listen to shot, shot, shot, shots as we get to the shots number fucking what? I had to be like 15. Well, for you, you were fucked because you had already been drinking before the thing and you had double shots. I don't know if they're double. They're big shot glasses, but I don't know if they're double. Well, they're at least a shot and a half. They looked a little bigger than yours, but still. Yeah, mine were just plastic regular shot glasses.
01:02:37
Speaker
I drank almost an entire bottle of tequila. I think there was like a couple of shots out of it. Yeah. Mine was not as quite as empty, but it was. I feel like you're skipping some. Definitely not skipping any. I even showed you pictures. That's true. So, I mean, you could have just. I could have dumped them out. But I was pretty slurry at the end, even more so than now. And we're not even drinking.
01:03:03
Speaker
Not even one drink. So go to the patty and check out the second half of this. It's a secret. We're not going to tell you what we're going to talk about, because why would we want to tease that at all?
01:03:17
Speaker
Well, we have no idea is the problem, right? Right. The other thing is, I mean, we'll take suggestions for episodes or things you want us to talk about as well from Patty members. Yeah. Should we call them Patty Cakes? You want to be a Patty Cake? Fuck that. Krabby Patties. Krabby Patties. Help us define you. Yeah. What do they get for more money?
01:03:47
Speaker
We don't have that yet. You get nothing. If you pay more, it's just helping us out. Yeah, you're just better. We like you more than everyone else. Yeah. There's a donation segment on there, isn't there? Where they can just donate money? And Patreon, I don't know, probably, but there's also our- But you have no idea what the fuck we're doing.
01:04:05
Speaker
No, we're the only one running anything. We get no help. They're kind of, I'm not even going to push it and we get in trouble. Uh, we do have a cash app as well. If you just want to throw us a buck and an idea, we'll take that as well, but definitely we'll take episode ideas through cash app as well. That's a TK. That is in the show notes. Yeah. Oh, do you want to mention that we fucked up our podcasts? I guess you already hear it doesn't matter.
01:04:35
Speaker
Oh yeah. So we got rid of the service that was running our RSS feed for a different service. And now there's two noodles and the Kings out there. So if you're searching, well, if you, if you hear in us, you've, you found the right one.
01:04:54
Speaker
But, uh, the green one will not be updated anymore. Look for the black logo. Well, if they listened and they found it, obviously, but I'm saying the other one will not have it anymore. Correct. We're working with that rid of it. Yeah. We're working with it to get deleted. So it's a surprisingly, it's very, uh, robust.
01:05:14
Speaker
Was it like strong, hard to get rid of? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've delete, the whole thing has been deleted and everything and it's still just living in the ether. Yeah. Which is kind of a nightmare that we can never get rid of. And when you first renew those in the King, that's like the first thing that pops up is the green logo. Green background is bad. Bullshit. It is bullshit. It makes me, it makes me, gives me anxiety. There's a couple. It does.
01:05:42
Speaker
Well, if I saw, I mean, the people that hear you're smart, you're smart people. Yeah. People are still struggling to find it. Maybe we need to thin the herd. If, well, they're not struggling to find it. They're like, I guess it's not on anymore. Well, they both pop up. They're like, what's this other one with the exact same name and exact same logo, but a different color. They don't both pop up though.
01:06:04
Speaker
It depends where you're searching. That's true. Um, if you search in, um, Apple, I don't know because we don't have Apple. So we really never looked at that. Uh, if you're searching like, uh, Amazon music, I think it pops up Spotify. Spotify doesn't pop up. It doesn't seem like any of your podcast thing, podcast players will have it as well, but thank you all.
01:06:29
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You're welcome. Not you. Oh, thank you. You want to give them some, you want to leave them with some inspiration? Uh, we could leave them with a little tidbit here. Of course. Yeah. Yes. Spring it on me. Like, uh, how about, uh, how about rule number three, never search for the vultures of infinity. That's legit. We'll leave you with that.
01:07:11
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