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NTK407 - Noodles is on Drugs
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In this episode TK and Noodles delve into some zany banter.
But there's a catch - Noodles is totally gacked out of his mind, or at least that's what TK thinks. As they start recording, Noodles takes over the show with his nonsensical ramblings, leaving TK completely blown away and struggling to get a word in edgewise.
If you're a fan of Noodles (and let's face it, who isn't?), then this episode is an absolute must-listen.
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Transcript
Opening with Humor
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Speaker
You're listening to the Cheap Shots Podcast Network.
00:00:39
Speaker
And we're back. Another week in the books. We're dying. Boom. Hey, we can just end it now. We're we're good to go. Our lives. No, I don't want to I don't want to do that to you. No, I mean, we're we can call this a podcast. It's over. We're here and we're done. All right.
Late-Night Worries
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Speaker
That counts. Bye, everyone. Books tell cheap shots. That counts. And like always,
00:01:07
Speaker
I just played the outro? Where the fuck is it? Yeah, what's up, dude? What's up, guy? You're nice to see you're alive. I had made it.
00:01:19
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I was pulling for nature. Yeah, I know. I like the whole, like you're trying to help me over the texting, but in reality you're like, please die, please die. Bro, you called me. It was like two in the morning. I had to fly at like five. I had to give you up. First of all, you had just texted me like five minutes before that. I woke up. I saw that. I was being nice. I was like, I got to like write something like, hi, hope you don't die. Otherwise I feel bad. If you die, like I should have said something. I was just getting that off my chest.
00:01:48
Speaker
It had nothing to do with you, it's for me dealing my future. Yeah, and it was not very nice of you. And it was nice you answered the phone. Oh, I was getting irritated, bro. I was like, oh, you're like, you sleeping, bro? I'm like, yeah, a little bit. You're like, cool, let me tell you some stuff. Like, how could you be sleeping? You're just texting, you're jacking off or something. No. I interrupted something. You interrupted sleep, but I'm glad you're alive.
00:02:17
Speaker
Thank you. I appreciate that because I'm working on my acting and my good attitude.
Snowy Adventures
00:02:24
Speaker
Yeah. So far you're killing it. Thanks man. Did that sound legit? I'm very happy you're here. Um, yeah, I was driving back from LA and, uh, the whole, well, actually I had to go over the grapevine. It was starting to snow on the grapevine, which,
00:02:44
Speaker
It's crazy because they had to actually close roads down after I had already left and headed north. Um, and they haven't had to do that in like 30 years. So like a nomad. Yeah. Wherever I go, the shit follows. I got all the way up to a reading and I was like, all right, clear roads. No, like everything's perfect.
00:03:12
Speaker
And then I start going up the mountain and it just starts pounding snow. I almost died with you. I was on the phone with you. Actually, I was I was doing 80 up the mountain and suddenly all these truckers were like it right in front of me. And I hit the brakes and I was doing some heavy fish tailing. Yeah. Is that a sexual thing? No fish tailing. I don't know. That sounds kind of cool, though. Yeah, it sounds gross.
00:03:43
Speaker
I've lived, I probably dealt with a ton way more snow than you in my life. Yeah, because you live in, in, uh, yeah, but I don't know how like deep the snow gets where you're at. It gets pretty bad sometimes, but you know what? I've never used the phrase pounding snow and it is in your vocabulary. It gets used when it snows, it's pounding snow. It is. And I was like, I think this is like a blizzard and you're like, shut the fuck up.
00:04:12
Speaker
A lot of snow doesn't mean blizzard. Blizzard is like a lot of wind associated with it, like whiteouts. Yeah. Um, but it was pounding snow. It was pounding snow. And I can't believe you never use that. I think if anybody used that around here, we'd punch them in the face. I don't think so. I think it sounds, it rolls off the tongue very, it's just eloquent. Like if someone said, Hey, it's, it's pounding snow outside. Like you're a faggot. Why? I don't know. We would look down on that person.
00:04:43
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Right. You'd say, shut the fuck up. It's snowing. Yeah, that's it. Snow is falling. How about that? Pounding. Pounding's better than falling, but we would just say it's snowing. Yeah, it was snowing. Pounding. Pounding snow. Putting divots in the top of the car. The roads were covered. I mean, in the snow, no, uh, clouds had gone through and suddenly I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
00:05:14
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just passed Shasta Lake in hundreds of vehicles just sitting there. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Every 30 minutes or so I'd move like 10 feet, move 10 feet. I fell asleep a couple of times and violently woke up like, Oh my God. And then I put it in park just in case.
00:05:40
Speaker
Finally, I had to go around some trucks and they were like, well, I'm just going to sit right here in the middle of the freeway and start putting chains on. These big truckers were putting chains on. Truckers everywhere, it was just pandemonium. See you in the morning. I was horny for truckers and chains. Yeah, dude. It's ironic after the last podcast we had.
00:06:07
Speaker
Yeah, I haven't seen so many truckers in all my life in the last couple days just sitting on the side of the road sleeping. Uh, so I finally got up to very slowly. Uh, Dunsmere, I got past Dunsmere and then I got almost to weed and like I couldn't see anything. It was a white out, as you would say. There you go.
00:06:36
Speaker
Sounds very racist, but we'll use it a white out. They have blackout use that racist. Um Yeah, you have to call it Something else. What do we what are we gonna say? Other than a white out in a blackout. Yeah a brown out That's racist, too So I finally get to I don't know a Few miles south of weed in some little town. They had a pilot
00:07:06
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gas station so I pulled in there and I found one spot so I parked I went into the pilot there's hundreds of people just mingling around like zombies because they don't know what to fucking do how does a man how does a zombie mingle make make the noise let's mingle like zombies
00:07:31
Speaker
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
00:07:58
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I don't know, we talked about that where I don't understand where they eat a little bit of a person, but some they'll just destroy completely when it's the main characters. Well, you notice if it's a horde of zombies on one person, they're eating every part of the body. They're not just going for the brains. I think the brains part is just Night of the Living Dead. That series is where they go for the brains. I don't necessarily think the Walking Dead, they eat the brains. I think all zombies want brains. That's like the delicacy.
00:08:27
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Right. They're like, they want something they don't have. There you go. Yeah. So I get it. It's like a class. It's like, it's like a, um, a look at, you know, a deep look. You have to look real deep, but at our whole class structure, you know, wanting something you can't have. Okay. Cause then you continue that.
00:08:51
Speaker
Oh, you want me to continue with that? It's like a deeper, a deeper dive into society. And, and, uh, the zombies are the citizens of, of, of a country. Lower class, lower class, always lower class, because we're all lower class, even unless you're filthy rich, you're part of the lower class. Really. You're a zombie. You're a zombie. And, uh, the, the rich and the powerful are the brains that we want to eat.
00:09:22
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Ironically, they say, either rich. It's legit. We just figured it out. So yeah, these, these, these directors and stuff are geniuses.
00:09:37
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So how'd we get on that topic? Anyway, I, uh, I pulled in and continue. Sorry. You said Mount Shasta or Lake Shasta, which is where you just passed Lake Shasta. I'm in this little, just south of this little town called weed. Um, and ironically, I could not find any weed there. I wanted some real bad weed there. Yes. California is legal. So,
00:10:06
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I go into the pilot. I get, um, they have a subway in there and it was, this was like at 10 o'clock at night and it was still open. I think it's open 24 hours and the lady was super cheery. It was weird. Yeah. She's like, we're going to get fucking wealthy tonight. No one buys sandwiches here. They were almost out of bread too. They only had Italian and, uh, the, the wraps, whatever those are.
00:10:34
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to make raps with. That was it. So she's like, what kind of bread you want? And I'm like, I'm looking around. She's like, we only have Italian. I'm like, okay, why didn't you just say that? Yeah, just so I can tell you know. Yeah. That bitch wanted to flex. The first thing I asked, which I always ask at every single subway and they're always out every single time, every fucking single time I go there. Guess what it is? Pictures of men.
00:11:04
Speaker
That's, that's one thing they're always out of. Anything foot long. No, no, no. A certain type of meat. They're out of every time. And I dare anyone to go to a subway after four o'clock in the afternoon and ask for this. You won't get it. They'll be out.
00:11:25
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tuna. Oh God. Who the fuck eats that? I assumed you. No, fuck no. Okay. What is this? That's your best guess. Roast beef. Come on. Italian, uh, spicy Italian. No. All right. I'll tell you. Okay. Meatballs. No. They're out of meatballs every fucking time. Yeah. I'd have no idea on that one. Meatball marinara sub.
00:11:53
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Super good. If you could get one, you won't be able to, so fuck you. Okay. Don't even try. Don't even fucking try. What's your second sandwich when they hit you with a, we don't have meatballs today? Well, I know they're not going to have it. Cause I even, like I go and I ask and say, I bet you're out of meatballs, aren't you? And they're like, yep. Every fucking time. They aren't. They're like, you're already saying it. We have to, we don't have to make it. So yeah. I wish it was that.
00:12:23
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because then I would be a dick. Were they out of meatballs? Yeah, they were out of meatballs. I'm blown away. Like, I've never gone after 4 p.m. Have you ever had a meatball? Have you ever had a meatball sandwich then? Fuck you. Yes, I've had meatball sandwiches. Okay. That's why I like them, because they're good. I assumed. Yeah. Have you ever had one? I don't think so.
00:12:51
Speaker
Now you seem like a cold-cut combo kind of fucking boring piece of shit. I'm a real cold-cut guy. Yeah. What would you like? Cold-cut combo. Cold-cut combo. Give me something with balls on it. I need a footlong with balls. Am I right? Did I guess what you get? I fucking did. I fucking nailed it. I tried everything. Come the fuck out. I think I've had meatball before. You haven't had it, too? I didn't order it. No, I haven't had it, too. Who the fuck would?
00:13:22
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I bet they have it. My sister-in-law gets the tuna sandwich. I'm like, Oh, you are, you are a gross person. All right. So I ended up getting a Italian. That one's good. Yeah. That's my number one.
00:13:45
Speaker
But it's not mine. That's meatballs, meatballs, meatballs, baby meatballs. And then you can throw on sandwich. Perfect. I want that. I want the sandwich, but I also want spaghetti. How do I marry the two? Put it on a sandwich. If you haven't had leftover spaghetti sandwich, your fucking, your life is not complete. That makes me feel like you're poorer than I am. Really?
00:14:12
Speaker
Yeah. If only poor people eat spaghetti. Spaghetti sandwiches. Have you ever had one? When you start mixing things and trying to make them into sandwiches, you're poor. I had chip sandwiches, mustard sandwiches. First of all, that's how Arby's got started. The dude, he's like, how can I, what kind of, because they were going to make a restaurant and they're like, wow, you know, what would be awesome? And the co-founder came by and he's like,
00:14:39
Speaker
had all these sandwiches, and he's like, what's this? He's like, this is leftovers. Like, what better way to, like, let's make sandwiches. And it's like, shit, people have in their house because it's leftovers. That's the whole fucking foundation of Arby's.
00:14:57
Speaker
Okay. And you love Arby's. I don't love Arby's, but that's a lie. I don't love Arby's. Arby's is weird cause you're like, never go there. You'll go there. Like nothing's open. Look at Arby's right here. I don't know how to drive any further. They do have some good sandwiches. I'm not going to lie. They have some fairly good sandwiches, but you never choose that first. Why is that? I don't know bad marketing. It's like eating leftovers. Maybe.
00:15:26
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That's, that's the whole point of it. So I ended up, I ended up getting my sandwich and then, um, I'm asking people like, is what's going on? Like, when are the shit, when is shit going to open back up? And they're like, Oh, not at least until morning. And I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Were they talking shit to you? Like, we're not meteorologists. We're working at subway, dude. Get off our back. I didn't ask the subway people. I asked the pilot people.
00:15:50
Speaker
Oh, the gas station attendants. Well, they, they got the ear, their ear on the ground. You know what I'm saying? Oh, fuck there. They were smothering themselves in snow. So when I got there, there was probably three or four inches of snow on the ground. Holy shit. I sat in that fucking, luckily I got a really nice vehicle. So I was comfortable. Yes. And there was two, there was a van, like one of those, uh,
00:16:21
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work van style vans right next to me on the right. Like a sprinter van, yes. And then there was like a little, I don't know, like a compact Honda style four wheel drive vehicle to my left. Okay. The sprinter van had a guy and a girl, so they were fucking all night. I promise you that. Did you go over there?
00:16:48
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Yeah, I looked over there a couple of times and the chick popped her head out just to look around. Yeah. Were you beaten off? No, no, I didn't. She wasn't naked. I probably got one out. If it was snowing enough, I would have got one out in the car. Yeah. After I turned the vehicle off, I turned it on and off occasionally. That one point I left it on for like four or five hours because I, uh, I fell asleep and I didn't turn my, uh, a timer on.
00:17:16
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So, um, it occasionally, it would like, my windows would fog up and then I turned the car back on and they would unfog. I had a Jeep wagon here, really like an $80,000 Jeep wagon here. So it, I was riding, it was all leather and comfortable. Good. So I woke up at 6 AM and.
00:17:40
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Like okay, let's see how it looks and I open the door and I can't open the door all the way because the snow is like Just above the bottom of my door so I had to like shove it open to push some snow out of the way and I look behind me and there's like pandemonium fucking it's Pandemonium going on. It's still pounding snow Blizzard there's like four feet of snow and
00:18:09
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I stand up on my little sidestep of the driver's side and I look over at the gas station pumps and they're just filled with people who just pulled up to a pump and went to sleep.
00:18:25
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Oh, wow. None of the pumps are open. I'm like, what the fuck? There's a car. There's a truck behind me, like a diesel truck pulling a trailer with like a backhoe on the back of it. And he is stuck in the driveway trying to get in. He can't he can't fucking move there. They have trucks behind him with tow cables trying to pull him back. And that lasted like three hours. He's blocking everything.
00:18:54
Speaker
Uh, dude, like to see all those people had to be crazy. Um, you're gonna be real mad at me. Well, I had to piss so bad. Pause it. Okay. My childish, my child sized ladder. Yeah. Your bladder, your little baby bladder. If that was you, dude, we would have stopped. We would not have done the podcast for the last night. Why? I said, fuck it, man. You didn't come prepared. Fuck you. I'm done.
00:19:21
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So glad it was me, but all those people around, um, we were talking about you getting gas. Did you ever figure that out? Well, I did, uh, not, I didn't get the gas there though. So yeah, that was the other thing. I was like getting worried because I had a quarter of a tank left. And when I started at the beginning of the night, I had just under half a tank. So.
00:19:47
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I, uh, I hop out of the fucking Jeep and I go right straight up to my knees. I'm wearing like sketch your shoes that are like breathable. So I'm like, this is great. It's all fucking powder all the way up to my knees. And I'm sludging through the snow, go into the, I have to go around the vehicles and then I have to slip and slide into the pilot. So I go in there and there's fucking like 70 people in the subway, just milling around.
00:20:16
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I go into the main pilot. There's like 800 people there. I think I talked to you on the phone at that point. Thanks. I was trying to tell you to get a shower. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't need a shower. Um, that's one of the pilot people. I'm like, is the northbound lanes open?
00:20:35
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because I looked it up online and all the southbound lanes were closed, closed, closed. And they said northbound lanes, heavy snow, but none of them were open. You were required to have chains or four wheel drive. All northbound was open. And I was going north. So I'm like, I can't get out of this fucking place. And it's almost one o'clock at this point. So I call national because I used free days.
00:21:05
Speaker
I have free days on my account. And so I used them and I got this fucking awesome rig for 20 bucks. So I call them and I say, Hey, I need to add another free day. And they're like, uh,
00:21:19
Speaker
You can't do that because I tried to try to do with the app first like one at a day pay $300 like what didn't even let me give me an option for a free day So I called them and they're like there's nothing we can do I can't do anything from my end I'm like you can cancel reservations and extend them and do all this shit, but you can't add a free day No, like no, that's how we get paid. So I had a so it was Where I was was two and a half hours
00:21:48
Speaker
for two hours from Medford and it was one o'clock and I had to return that fucking thing at three o'clock. Or I was gonna have to pay an extra day, 300 bucks. So I fuck it. There's like seven or eight people behind me just walking around. I'm like, hey, hey motherfuckers, I'm backing out. They're like, oh, okay. So I fucking gun it and I slide out of that spot
00:22:19
Speaker
And I go around that fucking truck who's struggling and I head towards the freeway. There's a cop there. So I pull up to him. I'm like, hey, is the northbound exit open? And he's like, not this one. You got to go through town and one of them is open. Like, all right. So I'm driving through town and it's packed with snow. It's just a fucking disaster.
00:22:44
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Google tells me up the entrance to the freeways right here. I look at it and you can't even tell there's a road there. It's fucking. It looks like a mountain of snow. So it's been pounded and packed in the mountain of snow. No one's gone up there. It's completely pristine, untouched.
00:23:03
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So I'm like, I just keep driving and it's like, okay, five miles is another, uh, entrance to the freeway. So I'm driving. Finally, there's a cop at that entrance and I'm like, Hey, how's it look? He's like, I have no idea. It's like, okay. I gun it up this fucking on-ramp and I slide sideways.
00:23:29
Speaker
I stop and I'm I look back at the cop and he's like just staring at me like fuck so I back it up and then I slowly go up the on ramp and I hit the freeway and Literally, there's snow for about two or three miles and then I hit Road that is untied like it's perfect. It's dry. There's no snow on the road
00:23:56
Speaker
And that's how it was the rest of the way, the fucking Medford, like no snow. The road is dry. The sun's out. It's like 60 degrees. So I do fucking 85 the whole way and I, I'm, I turn the keys in right at three o'clock. Nice. So I was stuck in this like twilight zone vortex where all I had to do was get on the freeway and
00:24:25
Speaker
It was like perfect. And I, there was no cars, no cars going North. I looked South and there's like 8,000 truckers just parked on the side of the road. They, cause they had completely closed. You couldn't go through Shasta. It was completely closed down South, but North perfect. Not bad. You made it blew my mind. You were in the small pocket of death. Yeah.
00:24:53
Speaker
Um, I know it's not a super interesting story, but my harrowing night of sleeping, uh, in a car, how was your blizzard? How was the sandwich? Sandwich was mediocre. I had it toasted and it still was just mediocre. Do you get yours toasted or do you eat them raw? Ah, I go. It depends on time on time. If I want to wait or not.
00:25:22
Speaker
It's like two minutes. Yeah. Sometimes I don't want to spend the two minutes. Okay. So I have problems with time sometimes. I don't want to deal with it. You've been through a drive-through subway. Yeah. I think there should all be drive-throughs. And there's not, most of them are not. I'd say five percent of them. Yeah. The reason they don't get a lot of, they'd get a lot more money.
00:25:52
Speaker
You think so? I don't want to get out and go in. It's hard to order and get all the... Because you forget what kind of vegetables and shit they have. You can see. You have it on there, though, all the extra vegetables. You can read that list and be like, okay, I want that, that, and that. Do you physically have to see the ingredients? I do. I see if they have meatballs. Yeah. How do you get any sandwiches anywhere else? They're like, it's cheeseburger and cheese. Fuck, man. Is a cheeseburger a sandwich?
00:26:21
Speaker
I would think so. I don't think it is. You don't think a cheeseburger is a sandwich? No. What is it? It's a cheeseburger. It's a sandwich. What do you consider a sandwich? A sandwich. So anything that has bread, you just said you can have a spaghetti sandwich, but you can't have a cheeseburger sandwich. You probably could have a cheeseburger sandwich, but you'd have to use regular like Wonder bread.
00:26:52
Speaker
If you eat a burger with regular bread, then that's a sandwich. If you use a bun, that's not a sandwich anymore. Just like people who say hot dogs are sandwiches, those people are fucking stupid. They are. They're sandwiches. Then you're stupid. I guess. It's a sandwich. You're stupid. If you put a piece of meat between bread, it becomes a sandwich.
00:27:14
Speaker
It does in certain situations. Do you call it a sandwich? Like, do you like, I want a hot dog sandwich. It's not pretty fucked up, but it's because we just don't say it, but it is a sandwich. It's known. It's a wink and a nod. It's not though. It's a fucking sandwich. Sandwich is 100% different than a burger or a hot dog. Because those use buns.
00:27:39
Speaker
So a subway sandwich isn't a sandwich because it doesn't use a regular wonder bread. It uses like hoagie. It uses French bread. Bun is bread. Yeah. I guess if you want to be like Mr. Spock, I don't know what that means, but I will be Mr. Spock in this scenario. Yeah. You're Mr. Spock. You're super smart. That is illogical. Yeah.
00:28:07
Speaker
Yeah, okay. It's a sandwich, you don't call it a sandwich, but it is a sandwich. Okay, there you go. Probably more so than a spaghetti sandwich. All right. Like even a chip sandwich. If I put chips between bread, it becomes a chip sandwich. So is it cookie a brownie? What? Is it cookie a brownie? Doesn't make sense. Why not? I mean, they're both fucking basically cookies or they're both basically brownies. That's not even this close to the same. It's very much the same.
00:28:36
Speaker
If I get ham between two pieces of bread, what if I get a ham sandwich that is on a bun? Have you ever had a ham sandwich on a bun? Have you ever had a ham sandwich on a bun? Have you ever had a ham and cheese on a bun? No. Have you ever heard of it? No, because that's... You're a liar. You're a fucking liar. You're just the one... I've never heard of... You never heard of hot ham and cheese? No, on a bun? No.
00:29:05
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You've never either. What? Yeah. What are you talking about? I think like Carl's Jr has hot ham and cheeses. Never had one from Carl's Jr and didn't even know they had those. Yeah. No one orders them. They're stupid, but they exist. Now in that scenario, now you know, they exist. What is it? I don't know. It's an anomaly burger.
00:29:32
Speaker
Yeah, I see that would be a, that would be a logical hamburger now, wouldn't it? No, cause it's not a burger, but it is a sandwich. It's a ham burger, but it is ham. It's not ham. So, uh, that doesn't make sense either. Yeah. I don't know where that comes from. That probably, it was probably cause it was made in Hamburg the first time. So the Germans invented hamburgers.
00:29:58
Speaker
That's probably true. Now, let me ask you this. Anybody want to like reach out and let us know what you think is a sandwich, a sandwich, if there's meat between bread? I don't know. And does it matter what kind of bread for it to not be a sandwich? Right. So who came up with the word sandwich? The Earl of Sandwich. I guarantee it wasn't a hamburger that he ate.
00:30:29
Speaker
Probably not. What's not? I said probably not. So he just, he said, you know what, I invent meat between bread, no matter what style of bread, no matter what style of meat, it's a sandwich. I named it after myself. I control the world. He probably just started making it and they called it a sandwich because of him. I don't think he said, this is what it is. They're like, what's this called that?
00:30:58
Speaker
Let's eat what that motherfucker's eating. That looks nice. So like a Reuben, that's a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. What's crazy is like, um, a sandwich is kind of funny in the fact that like, it's just bread and tortillas are just a conveyor for meat. Cause you don't want to hold meat in your hand to eat it. So a wrap is a sandwich.
00:31:22
Speaker
No, I'm not even saying that. I'm saying... No, I'm saying that to you, right? Oh, it's not bread. You just said it is bread though. A wrap is bread. A wrap is a tortilla, so it's something different. It's not bread. I guess, but it's not really bread. You can't consider that bread. You can consider blood. Oh, okay. Okay, expert. A bun and bread are more likely to be the same than fucking a tortilla and bread, but I see your line of thinking.
00:31:51
Speaker
Yeah, especially if it's a flour tortilla. If it's a corn tortilla, that might be different, because you don't, I mean, what if you have two pieces of corn bread and then you put meat between two pieces of corn bread? Is that a fucking weirdo? Is that a sandwich? I guess it's weird. You're a weirdo. But it's a sandwich, bro. But it is, we use things to convey the meat to us so we don't have to hold the meat in our hands. Right. Well, plus bread tastes good.
00:32:19
Speaker
We've learned to like bread because it conveys. We've learned to like it and that bread was around. It's been around from the hundreds of thousands of years. It's true. We learned to like it. I mean, I think we liked it way before we liked a lot of other things like fucking California rolls and shit. Do you think it's before we like meat?
00:32:40
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No. Okay. But what I'm saying is like just same time. It's a conveyor. It's a conveyor system for the, to get the meat in. So hunter gatherers, they were making bread and gather and hunting for meat at the same time. They gathered, they gathered meat. They did. They gathered their meat in their hands. Like walking around. If you imagine having a sandwich with no bread, you're just holding ham in your hand with stuff on top and you just, it'd be horrible. Mustard dripping down your arm.
00:33:11
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That'd be the worst. Your hands just wet and clammy and smell like ham. So why was it bread used first before tortillas? Why was bread before tortillas? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't. Tortillas are easier to make than bread. You would think so. Maybe that's the first bread before they could figure out how to make it rise and whatnot. Yeah. But then why would they go to bread because you said we had to learn to like bread.
00:33:39
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Cause probably more filling than a tortilla. I don't know. Maybe. Eat one piece of bread and one piece of tortilla. I could probably, well, I would say I could eat more tortillas than I could bread, but tortillas would be kind of rough to eat a lot of. Speaking of bread, this is on the same subject. So this is the bread episode. I watched an episode of, uh, the last of us on HBO and it's based off a video game.
'The Last of Us' Breakdown
00:34:09
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I've never played
00:34:26
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fungus just takes over the world. It doesn't take over the world like it takes over people. So what happens was is they show the scientists from like, I don't know, the 80s or whatever he's talking about. They're talking about airborne pathogens and viruses and things. And the guy's like, what's, you know, would that be the end of the world? And he's like, no.
00:34:51
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No, we can cure all that stuff. We can find ways to deal with that. He's like, there's one thing that you would never be able to deal with. It would be the end of the world. And that's fungus. And he sites like ants that get taken over by this certain fungus and it makes them do. It basically takes control of their body and then spreads it throughout the whole colony. And it also eats away at their body.
00:35:21
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Yes, we have talked about that so that's what this is based off of and Basically one day it shows this family and
00:35:34
Speaker
It's the dad's birthday and the daughter's like, hey, you want me to make you some pancakes for breakfast? And he's like, oh, we don't have time. And they're eating like some eggs and bacon. Then they go out the door to do their, you know, go to school and work. And the neighbor's like, he's feeding biscuits to his like, grandma, who's in a wheelchair, like a vegetable.
00:35:54
Speaker
And he's like, Hey man, I got some extra biscuits. And, uh, she's like, dad, you love biscuits. And he's like, nah, nah, we don't have time. So, uh, they go off to school and everything and shit starts. How much time did they not have? You couldn't stop to grab a biscuit on the way out. Well, they were looking at him like feeding her biscuits and the, like the, the bread is like falling out of her mouth. So it kind of disgusted him. He's like, no, I don't want those biscuits. And, uh, so.
00:36:23
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He goes to work with his brother. She goes to school. After school, she goes back to the neighbor's house because that's where she goes because he gets home late. And the old lady, one of the other old ladies, not the lady in the wheelchair, she's baking cookies and she's like, oh, you want some cookies? She's like, oh, chocolate chip? She's like, no, raisin. She's like, no, I don't want any of those. So the good thing is to be picky.
00:36:53
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Yes, so as she's leaving she like you can see the grandma in the background, but the grandma's blurry And and the little girl's not looking at her she's looking at a picture on the mantle but you can see behind her and you can see the grandma like Starting to shake in the wheelchair and her mouth like opens up and you can see strands of like fucking fungus coming out of her mouth So she leaves what happened that vest?
00:37:20
Speaker
Yeah, it happens that fast. So basically everyone who ate bread that day got taken over by this fungus. Okay. And, uh, it shows them trying to, so it's like 11, it's 11 o'clock at night. The main character who's played by Pedro Pascal, who, I don't know if you know who that is, but he, he's the Mandalorian. Okay.
00:37:47
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on that show in Disney, the Star Wars show. He's a famous actor. He has to go bail his brother out of jail. His brother's like, I'm in jail, you gotta bail me out, dude. And he's like, what the fuck did you do? And he's like, oh man, I was just sitting at a bar and this guy started going up to people and punching chicks and stuff, so I fought him. And the cops came and arrested me. So he leaves. The girl wakes up.
00:38:17
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There's helicopters flying by and she's freaking out because she's all alone. She's like, what the fuck's going on? And, uh, she goes, there's a dog and it's the neighbor's dog is like trying to get in the house. And she's like, Oh, Hey, she's like, let's go take you back to your house. And she's dragging the dog over to the neighbor's house. And the dog was like, fuck no. And bolts. So, uh, she goes into that house. The door's cracked open and, uh, she walks into the kitchen.
00:38:46
Speaker
and like the old grandma in the wheelchair is eating the other lady. What do you mean? She's like eating her neck and then uh
00:39:04
Speaker
Like the little girl's like, what the fuck? And then the grandma looks up at her and like you can see strands of these fucking fungus like coming out of her mouth towards the little girl. So the little girl runs. The grandma is like not in a wheelchair anymore. She's like running. Sprinting after her and.
00:39:26
Speaker
grandma's not a wheelchair anymore the fungus is good then fungus is like oh yeah it'll make you do like it's think she's superhuman so um she's running and then her dad pulls up in a truck and she sees he sees the grandma and he's like get behind me and he has a big old fucking uh
00:39:49
Speaker
of those pipe wrenches and he fucking just knocks like her head off basically and they take off and they're going through town and airplanes are crashing next to them and people are eating each other and running through the streets and uh they get up to the military um are blocking the road and uh so they take a right and they're going down through the city and their car crashes a police car hits them and they
00:40:19
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Sorry, they take off running. He's holding. She heard her ankle because the car rolled over, so he's grabbing and he's running through the fucking. Like a yard and there's this guy who's sees him and he's running after him and he's like. He's like a super zombie, he's fucking just like bouncing off the walls, running like almost catches him and then he gets shot in the head. The zombie does and there's like a military guy standing there.
00:40:49
Speaker
And he's like, stop, freeze, don't move. He's like, we're not sick. My daughter's hurt. And he's like, hold on. And then like he's like talking, the military guy's talking to someone on the radio and he's like, really? He's like, all right. He's like, sorry, guys, I got to kill you. And that's what he said. Yeah, basically. He starts shooting at him and he dives over him and this girl, dive over the fucking embankment and roll down the fucking hill.
00:41:18
Speaker
And that's when the army guy comes up and he's like, I'm so sorry to have to do this. He points the gun at him and then the army guy's head blows up and it's his brother has a fucking deer rifle. He shot the dude. They run over to the little girl. She's been shot. She dies.
00:41:42
Speaker
And that's and then it fades to black and then it says 20 years later and they're in this fucking there in Boston in this like walled-off city and basically run, you know, it's like a military dictatorship and You know everyone Has to like do menial work just to barely survive and that was the end of episode one Are you okay? What do you mean?
00:42:11
Speaker
Are you okay, man? It was a good show. Did you do cocaine today? Why? Why? Because you just went into a whole thing about that episode for no reason. Yeah. It was a cool episode. Everyone should- Hey, I want to tell you everything that happened in this episode, scene by scene. I'm sorry. You're like coughing and shit and you couldn't get your breath. Like, I got to get it out. I got to get it out. It was fresh out of my mind. You're so late in the game to that show too.
00:42:41
Speaker
There's only they only put out an episode a week or whatever. There's only like five episodes. OK, so I mean, I did hear that the third episode is all about it's like goes off on a two to gay dude's story of love. Oh boy. So if I knew that you were going to tell me about this, I would have waited to go to the bathroom. You have to go to the bathroom again? No, I would have waited so you could go now.
00:43:11
Speaker
I could have went now. Holy shit, man. Well, good. It sounds very interesting. If you want to watch episode one, no need. Uh, just skip two more happens after, after they get to Boston. Like, uh, there's a movement and you know, there, uh, there's a girl who, uh, she's infected, but she's, um, not a zombie. So she's like the last great hope of the world.
00:43:39
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and they have to get her to Wyoming for some reason that they don't explain why. Interesting. Interesting. The interesting part was how the end of the world happens with fungus. It makes sense. I mean, that's just the happening, right?
00:43:58
Speaker
So it kind of makes sense because the way the scientists explained in the beginning, they're like, well, how come fungus doesn't take over now? And it's like, because it's fungus can only live, you know, in like 95 degree temperature and below, and our bodies are 98 degrees. So that's why it doesn't take over humans. But he's like, but
00:44:22
Speaker
with, with the global warming, that can all change because the fungus can adapt, you know, uh, evolve. And that's what it ended up doing. Why couldn't it evolve before it got hotter in the earth? Because it didn't need to. It didn't need to evolve. It needed to evolve to serve, to survive the warmer earth. Okay. And so it does.
00:44:52
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You don't like the storyline? Ah, it's plausible. Um, it's just like a virus that mutates. Nothing, not really any different. Yeah, but it's fungus. That's way different. Kind of. You don't think so? You start to ingest it in some sort of way. Yeah. Bread.
00:45:15
Speaker
That's how we got on this topic. The bread has gone bad. No. Some fungus has to be in there. Some sort of fungus would have to make its way in while it's being made. It wouldn't just be like, this is bread. Bread now is a fungus. Right. All of the, so basically what happens is the fungus effect, like it gets into all of the grain, the food supply. And it's not that the bread is like rotten or anything. It's just, it survives high temperature.
00:45:45
Speaker
Well, if the past is taught us nothing, get ready for that to happen. Yeah. I mean, you won't care at that point. You'll be a zombie. And then basically they're saying like, even a D like the, the scientist was saying like a decomposing ant, like it eats the ant from the inside, even after the ant is completely eaten, all of the inside is eaten. The fungus can still control the body and make it move.
00:46:16
Speaker
Pretty like a body snatcher. Yeah. And there already is fungus like that. Agreed. Like I said, we talked about that before and you didn't really believe, you don't believe a lot of my stuff. And then a movie comes out and you're like, this is totally legit, bro. Yeah. See, I just have to hear from some Hollywood movie comes out and you're like, this is real life. I just have to hear from better sources. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But I mean, I think, remember I showed you the thing with the grasshopper or whatever.
00:46:45
Speaker
Yeah, that's basically the same kind of fungus, right? Yeah. Because really the whole conversation started with toxoplasmosis. Right, with cats? Yeah. And that's why there's cat ladies. Yes. I don't know if that's a fungus, is it? It's something like that. It can only breed inside of cats. So if it gets into something else, it wants to get inside of that cat.
00:47:11
Speaker
Right. Well, like that's why if it gets into a mouse, it'll try to take over that mouse. It'll make that mouse act more erratic and not run from cats, but run towards them. So when it gets into people, it just makes them like cuckoo. It makes you want to take care of cats.
00:47:30
Speaker
Like if you want those cats to do well and stuff and cats are shitting everywhere and it's in their shit. And like, if it's living in you and it can control you in any way, the more cats you're around, the better for it. You know what I mean? Um, right. But it's not like controlling you to, to infect other humans. No, it wants to get to cats. So it's a, it's a cat suck. Cats do suck.
00:48:01
Speaker
But it's in there shit and stuff. So like, it's where you're supposed to be real careful with your hands and getting it on your hands and whatnot. Right. Don't lick your fingers. Try not to eat cat shit. Do your best. I'll do my best. It is just weird. All the stuff that is kind of out there that we don't really know about, but it makes people aggressive as well.
00:48:26
Speaker
Um, they have like, I think Joe Rogan actually talked about it a little bit too, where he thinks that's why Brazilian fighters are so aggressive. Basically. Because they're, they have a lot of cats. I guess it's ramp. Toxoplasmosis rampant down there. Does it like give you a, like, does it kill you? No, I don't think so. It should, it should give you a shorter life or do something.
00:48:50
Speaker
I don't think it does though. I don't think it has that much. I think we might be too big because it can't reproduce inside of us. It can only reproduce inside of cats for some reason, something in their guts. So what if you eat cat? You fucked up. You fucked up. You fucked up even if you cook it and it's too late? Well, if you eat a cat, I mean,
00:49:15
Speaker
I guess I don't know. I don't know if you get whatever's in the cat inside you so it can reproduce. I doubt it. It's probably the cat environment. Right. But cash is supposed to be the cleanest animals. They're gross. They're pretty gross. They, uh, it's a lot of weird shit happening. I can't believe that you didn't know about that. That's how I was watching on Tik TOKs. I don't watch the news much. You know that.
00:49:40
Speaker
That's true. You don't watch the news at all. Right. And I saw the train crash stuff. Yeah. And I heard anything from that. Yeah. And that's I was like, there's no way this isn't on the news. And you're like, I don't know anything about it. Like, holy shit, this guy watches the news religiously. That is insane. Then you watch. Why don't you go through line by line for that movie you watched?
00:50:03
Speaker
Oh, that I'm not going to do that. I do want to bring up a couple points of this movie. So I watched Violent Knight right before this podcast.
'Violent Night' Overview
00:50:13
Speaker
OK. And basically. It is so one one thing that will give you a hint on what the kind of movie this is, it's it's made by the producers of John Wick. I like that. OK, David Harbour is is Santa Claus.
00:50:38
Speaker
Who's that? Did I lose you? Are you there? Yeah, I said, who's that? Oh, Jesus Christ. He is the sheriff from Stranger Things. Oh, yeah. He's Santa Claus. He's Santa Claus. So it's a Christmas movie.
00:50:58
Speaker
Um, it just passed, but, um, it's for rent now. So it's not the theaters anymore. So it's a mix of the movie, the Santa Claus with Tim Allen, Rambo and Home Alone. Okay. Like you mix all those movies together and this what violent night is.
00:51:25
Speaker
It's crazy. I'd never heard of this movie until today. No, it was very, the first hour wasn't super gory, but the second hour was, or the second half was extremely gory. That's good. I was waiting to watch it. Now I can watch it.
00:51:47
Speaker
Now you can watch it. I'm not going to give you any plot. You can tell me all about it. I don't really care about that stuff. I don't care about spoilers. Are there any twists that I'm like, Oh no, it's ruined. No, no. Yeah. It's just straightforward murder fest. Kind of. I mean, it's like, uh, Oh, John Leguizamo is the bad guy.
00:52:09
Speaker
I like that. I like him. Yeah, he's he's a good bad guy in this movie. So basically, it's like a girl, a little girl, her dad and her mom. They're not together anymore, which it makes her really sad. And they go to her. They go to the rich, this huge mansion. I guess it's the father's mom's mansion. And she's like one of the like the richest person, one of the richest people in the world.
00:52:38
Speaker
So there's a lot of drama and then his sister is there and she's a cunt And her sister's son is like one of those Instagram fucking tiktokers who's always like doing tiktoks and shit all like everywhere he goes and John Leguizamo is gonna rob this place
00:53:04
Speaker
millions of because there's millions of dollars in a vault and Santa Claus happens to be in the house giving presents as he arrives and so mayhem. Actual Santa Claus? Yes, actual Santa Claus, which is David Harbour.
00:53:21
Speaker
So it shows Santa Claus in the beginning. He's like Christmas Eve. He's like sitting at a bar getting absolutely fucking hammered. And he's tired of Christmas because all anybody wants is fucking cash. They don't want, you know, they don't believe in him anymore. He used to be, so he find out later that he was a Viking like 1100 years ago. And he was like this, this whole, like,
00:53:48
Speaker
warrior viking who Killed thousands of people and he had this hammer called skull crusher And then somehow he became santa claus. So he's been santa claus for 1100 years But anyway, he you know, he's tired of like uh He's tired of of see he's like this might be my last christmas and you know, he's getting drunk and he's uh, he leaves and the the bartender she's like, hey you
00:54:17
Speaker
Why are you going up? Why are you going up the under the roof? And she follows him and then she sees like, oh, and he's dressed as Santa Claus. He sees him taking off with the sleigh and the reindeer and she's like, oh, my God, he's real. And then he like he pukes over the side of the of the of his sleigh and pukes right on right on top of her. So that was kind of cool. Anyway, he he.
00:54:49
Speaker
He kills all the baddies. Violently. Because he's stuck in that house and then the little girl like finds him and she's like, I believe in you. You got to save us. So, so I like that he's getting mad that no one believes in him anymore when he was actually kind of hijacking Christmas from Jesus.
00:55:14
Speaker
They don't, they don't go into that at all. This is your Jesus coming back and fighting him. That'd be a good movie. Yeah. There's no, there's no Jesus. Some people say Jesus Christ in it because they're getting murdered. Yeah. They yell Jesus Christ as they're getting murdered. Yeah. There's some pretty inventive ways of how people die. It's worth watching for sure. Okay. It's a pretty, it's a pretty good movie. I mean, John, like I said, John Wick,
00:55:43
Speaker
producers made this movie. So, you know, there's going to be some action. So they had some gun, gun food in it. Oh yeah. When he goes up through the chimney, he touches his nose and turns into gold dust and the dust goes up the chimney. That's how he ends up killing John Leguizamo. Cause he, he tried to take his gold dust. No, they're fighting each other outside, like in this remote area. And there's like this old
00:56:14
Speaker
like what's left of a house, there's like a fireplace and a chimney, bricks. And John Leguizamo has spiked shoes and he's pushing Santa Claus and up against the chimney. And he's about to kill Santa Claus and then Santa Claus touches his nose, grabs onto John Leguizamo, touches his nose, turns into gold dust, and they go up the chimney together when they,
00:56:43
Speaker
When he gets to the top it just rains down blood on him, and he's holding just a carcass like a the torso I Think I know what I want to call this episode Boring noodles is on board Okay, that's I must say noodles is on meth
00:57:06
Speaker
Yeah. Am I talking too fast? Oh, you're fucking flying, bud. What are you good? Yeah, I'm doing fine. What's up, man? No math. Unfortunately, we were excited or something for today. Yeah. I got stuck in the snow, watched a good series opener and then a good movie. By the way, I've been watching the last season of Picard as well.
00:57:35
Speaker
Man, if there's nothing, you know, movies and shows. Do you know Picard? I know who it is. Who, who is it? It's the guy from Star Trek. Which Star Trek? What do you mean, which Star Trek? Oh, there's different versions of Star Trek. I don't know. He's a bald guy. Yeah. Patrick Stewart. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good show. I recommend it.
00:58:03
Speaker
Did you just try to get braggy that you know the Star Trek stuff? Oh, we could, we could talk about Star Trek. Yeah, that's him. I'm just recommending. Fuck your nerd bro. Holy shit. I like things. That's good. As you should like things. Apparently you like white dust. I would, uh, I would try it. I would try cocaine. I don't think you should.
00:58:34
Speaker
I think I would do well with it. OK, I do. I was going to buy some of a vape pen full of. I don't know. And would do it. A weed vape pen, but I didn't have time today. So how much is one gram of weed? Depends on what you get. Just in general, like they have all different kinds of weed.
00:59:02
Speaker
And it depends on where you're buying. Like it does. Yeah. And on the street and in a regular place and there's just different strands and different strengths and it's going to cost you more for certain ones. You can probably get, you can probably get like a, an eighth for like 40 bucks, 30, 40. Well, I'm just saying these vape pens, they, uh, these cartridges have one gram full of, of oil or whatever. Oh, you'll look in between like 30 and 50.
00:59:31
Speaker
I mean, I mean, how long would that last? I don't know how much you smoke bud. Like a gram. So I've had gummies, but they're in milligrams. It won't last super long time, but you don't smoke a lot. So it lasts like how many milligrams are in one gram? A hundred. So that's pretty good. I mean, you'd think a thousand, it might be a thousand, but I don't know. I think it's a hundred, probably a hundred. I'm just trying to figure out the dose.
01:00:02
Speaker
Cause they don't have anything higher than one so much in the grams. It's more so how much THC is 70%. That's pretty good. Not bad. That'll last you a while. All right. He'd be a one hitter quitter probably. Cause you don't do it very much ever. I'm just saying, would it be, would I feel it? Yep. If I, if I vape that whole thing in an hour, you vape the whole thing in an hour, you're going to be dead. You think so?
01:00:31
Speaker
You're not gonna be able to handle that, dude. You're gonna be able to start thinking about your life and the way of shit you're doing wrong. I'll just instantly fall asleep. That'll be happening too. Like you won't die of an overdose. You just die of like, I'm controlling. Like you're gonna think you're breathing. Like you're gonna notice you breathe. And you're gonna be controlling it. And you're like, oh no, I can't stop controlling it. Every time I do, I stop breathing. And then you're gonna have to say like, my heart is beating fast. Am I having a heart attack? Even though your heart is beating slower than it normally is? It speeds up.
01:01:01
Speaker
It does. I thought it was a downer. It is a downer, but the smoking makes it speeds it up. Even if it's a vape. I believe so. So I want to get a sativa, not indica. Because I don't want to be sleepy. The way you're talking about smoking it, you may want to be sleepy.
01:01:26
Speaker
You're still going to get sleepy probably no matter which one it is. Do you think so? Yeah, you have a more energetic high. It's going to be a different high than what you've been eating for sure. And it's going to be more instant. Yeah. When you say different, what do you mean? More heady, less body. Sativa is more heady. No, smoking is more heady. No, no, no, but the difference between the two strains.
01:01:52
Speaker
Sativa is you're going to have a more energetic high, but you'll still be tired if you do too much. So it's not going to be as, um, like, whoa, dude. No, it will be. Whoa, dude. You're going to have a lot more brain high than you are body high. So what do you prefer smoking it? Uh, I like smoking. No. Sativa or indica.
01:02:21
Speaker
I'd rather be awake if possible, but the indica is really good for relaxing. So if you want to relax, that's the one man. I don't want to relax. All right. Then he was the one. Yeah. I want to, after this podcast, I mean, we all want you to relax a little bit. I have a buddy who, who vapes. Um, he has a medical card. Um, he doesn't need one because, uh, it's legal. Yeah. Work stuff probably for work stuff. Maybe it did in his case for sure.
01:02:51
Speaker
But he, uh, he does indica. He doesn't like to go to sleep, but he said he accidentally did the sativa pen and he couldn't fall asleep. Oh, I don't think it's like that. Kept him up. I don't think it's like energetic, like speed. It's just not going to make it. So you're part of your couch. That's what I want.
01:03:17
Speaker
I don't want to be a part of the couch. I'm already a part of the couch. There's nothing wrong with that, man. What else are you going to do? What do you mean? You going to go outside and drive around? Yeah. I want to be like functional, like a functioning alcoholic. Oh, you'll be functional on both.
01:03:34
Speaker
Um, and if you're doing stuff, you won't be tired with the, as with the Indica really either. Cause you're doing stuff, but if you're just sitting on a couch, doing nothing, both of them, both have a chance of making you tired. I mean, the Indica is going to make you more tired. It's TiVo for sure. I'm just asking the expert. Definitely. Definitely. Uh, your brain is going to be different than when you're eating them. I mean, you're still pretty fucked up when you eat them.
01:04:01
Speaker
Yeah, eating them, everyone says is way like it'll fuck you up way more. First of all, it's people that smoke. So it's different for them. So they notice it more because they're numbing to the smoke style. So when you, but you do that, the way it processes it through your body, it metabolizes it differently. Well, it metabolizes it differently. So it produces different chemicals a little bit.
01:04:28
Speaker
They get to your brain, but I think like the instantaneous, it's a different, it's just different. It takes a while to hit. Like, you know, it doesn't hit for like, it takes like 20 minutes. When you eat it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not hitting you. It's not hitting you right away. No, uh, smoking, it won't hit you immediately, but this can be probably within the first 15 minutes.
01:04:57
Speaker
Oh, it's gotta be quicker than that. Depends how you, how your body handles it. Like I said, I'm going off of, I mean, experience where it was tough to get high. Sometimes smoking like blunt after blunt, people are passing out and I'm like, let's do another one. They're like, why? Um, let me see. That's why I like blunts too. Cause it has the tobacco in a little bit and that kind of sped things up a little bit too. Let me see if I can get a,
01:05:27
Speaker
Some of these, these brands, I don't know the brands. I mean, I, my, mine was all street weed. Um, I've never bought, you don't know the brand. No, I've never bought smokable legal weed before. So they have flower concentrates, edibles, and cartridges. What are concentrates? Probably like, uh, butters and stuff.
01:05:56
Speaker
They like, uh, or hash or resins. Flowers, obviously the like actual weed you can put in a pipe and smoke, which would be pretty cool with your, uh, Popeye pipes. They got venom OG. Yeah. There can be a lot of, oh, there's gonna be a lot of OGs in there. Trust me. $5 a gram. Okay.
01:06:22
Speaker
Uh, CNC tricks, peanut butter tricks. Yeah. All the flavors and stuff. I'd be weirded out by, cause I want to taste the weed. I don't want to taste like a fucking cereal. Galactic cookies. Purple punch. Obama. Kush. You get a lot of cushions. You're going to be a lot of cushions. Duck tape. Duck tape. Uh, LA. Kush cake. Lemon skunk.
01:06:51
Speaker
But these sound like, uh, these sound like drinks from Dutch bros. Yeah, they do. Platinum animal cookies. Point break. Blue Magoo. Sideshow. Ghost train haze. Sunday driver. Han Solo burger. What's crazy is you'll go to a different shop and they'll have completely different names. Some of the same kind of orange cookies, runts.
01:07:20
Speaker
Uh, and the price goes up like for the queen bee labs, uh, hash steroids is 20 bucks a gram. Hash steroids. Is it hash? No, I mean, it's blue. I don't know. It's weird. If it's hash, that's not bad. You like hash, the sticky shit.
01:07:44
Speaker
Again, like I, that's hash is kind of like it's sticky, but it's a concentrated and the resin is the really, the regular sticky shit. Keef is good. How do you smoke hash? I mean, cash, how do you, how do you smoke hash?
01:08:08
Speaker
How do you spell cash? That's not what I said. You are exactly what you said. You're high as fuck. Maybe. Uh, the, for me, I was just put it between two things that are hot. You can do dabs, dude. Try dabs. Hey, what is that? Like a wax, like wax weed. Like, and what do you just eat it? No, you don't eat it. You smoke it, but you smoke it. Like you're going to feel like you're doing crack.
01:08:34
Speaker
Oh, you put it on like on a spoon or something? No, that's heroin. Uh, you had to like, you had to have like a torch and you got to heat it up and it's a whole. And then what do you put it in to smoke it? They have like little bong type things and stuff that are made for that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to do all that. No, I would stick with the pens for a while. I'm excited. I'm excited for you.
01:09:06
Speaker
I've never, I've never been a user. So I'm finally going to be a user. Okay. I like that. Like you're less likely to be able to afford it now. So that's good. Oh, it's
Weed Preferences Discussion
01:09:19
Speaker
pretty cheap. But five bucks cheap. Sounds pretty cheap. Yeah. What kind of pens do they have? Um, I don't know. They just have cartridges. Uh, let's see. They have, they don't have a lot. This place, this one place I'm looking, let's look here.
01:09:37
Speaker
Is it on every like like on every corner there? There's there's like five or six places in town. Dispensaries, I guess you'd call them, right? That's what I would call them. So they have like naked extract, cartridge variety, loyal, one grand cartridge variety, rogue gold.
01:10:04
Speaker
assorted flavors, select elite. I mean, these are just brands, I guess. What are you going to get? So the cheapest is a 25 bucks. Yeah. Maybe don't get the cheapest. 26. I guess you could start at the cheapest and work your way up. Well, let's see. Why go out? Why shoot the moon right away? Well, the, um, the naked extracts. Let's look at some of the, uh, let's see what it says about it.
01:10:35
Speaker
I was going to say how much like percentage it has, but it doesn't really say. It is weird how like, um, in the culture, I mean, I've known so much for so long and now it's just blown into a weird industry of space talk and cookies and twist fucking Twix and fruity pebbles and all this other shit. Now it just seems ridiculous. Really? Kind of.
01:11:05
Speaker
Like I don't think I want my weed to taste like peanut butter. Here's one for $40. It has like a elite live. I would be looking at live resin. What's a live resin that I have no idea. Okay. Anyway, um, they're the experts. I'll ask them. There you go. That might be the way to go.
01:11:30
Speaker
They're not interested in selling you some shit just to make a sale. I'm sure they're there to really help you. You're like, what's weed? Here, take this. Just give you fucking CBD. One thing they didn't have there was CBD with THC. They said, Oh, you got to get that online or something. I'm like, what? I thought that was bizarre. They're like, no one wants it, bud.
01:12:01
Speaker
That's probably what it is, right? Maybe. Because they have regular CBD with no THC, but. Why not get both? I don't know. Apparently. Canniboids are good for you. What? Canniboids are good for you. Yeah, canniboids. Canniboid? We're definitely calling this episode Noodles on Drugs.
01:12:27
Speaker
Well, good, because I talked about it. Perfect. Really full circled this bitch. Well, we're all glad you're alive, my friend. Thank you. I was pulling for you. I appreciate it. It was, uh, it wasn't scary or anything like that. It was like, um, infuriating. Like I was like, I can't, like this is disrupting my life and I hate it.
01:12:56
Speaker
Yeah, you felt like a prisoner. Yeah. And I know it's like to live in like Mexico or somewhere because you're not allowed to leave because the borders are closed. I think it's easier to leave Mexico than it is anywhere else in the world. Even where you were at. Yeah, I think it's easier to leave Mexico than where I was at.
01:13:21
Speaker
Maybe you could have just drove the other way. Like in like Mexicans can just walk right across the border. They're fine. There's no one stopping them. I think it's weird. Uh, saw something, saw some fuck. What is it? There's like, try that in other countries. Try it. There's like two dudes. Sure happens the same in other countries. They don't have their entire fucking border secured. They do the entire thing all the way around. Most other countries are tiny compared to us.
01:13:51
Speaker
Right. Well, that is all the way around. Every fucking foot is controlled and figured out. I doubt it. But I was watching somewhere, these two dudes, they've gone viral for stuff. They're the dudes that act like two server dudes, super stupid. I don't know their names, JT and something. And they had some show on Netflix. I clicked on it. It might've been Hulu. I don't know.
01:14:21
Speaker
But I clicked on it to watch it and I guess they got in trouble because they were mocking people. They had. Something about they stood for borders. They were standing up for borders or whatever. But what do you mean by standing up for them? But they well, I mean like they.
01:14:44
Speaker
Basically, they were trying to make a joke because they knew people would not understand what they're saying. And they had shirts on and said something for borders. And it was spelled like skateboarders. And they were like coming up talking about how the borders should be locked down and blah, blah, blah. And they were all agreeing with them. And they're like, yeah, borders like borders are cool. And they end up taking a picture of a guy that had a borders shirt on.
01:15:13
Speaker
Like it was spelled correct.
French School Tragedy
01:15:16
Speaker
Like I guess that people are getting pissed and it was getting them canceled and a whole bunch of other shit.
01:15:30
Speaker
This is Beezie's News. How's it going everybody? So I just wanted to kind of give you guys a story. A teacher has been stabbed to death in France by a secondary school pupil.
01:15:46
Speaker
According to the French authorities and media reports, the teenager has been arrested by police. The prosecutor of Bayonne said, the attacker has severe mental health issues and is probably gonna get killed. Peace out.
Pranks and Border Debate
01:16:17
Speaker
All right, that was weird. Fucking strange. I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that. Just hopping in. And why is it always death? Oh, I think I can kind of guess my way through that one. He's been having a heyday lately. Oh, it's pretty easy nowadays, dude. Wow. I don't even know what we're talking about. You were talking about
01:16:47
Speaker
Oh, the borders borders. First of all, why would they get canceled? Because they look like they were standing up for they were supporting. You should have borders. Oh, I got it.
01:16:58
Speaker
The well, people are kind of insane because it showed those guys talking on a, they've took some people on a tour. So they're just doing a ton of pranks, acting like they wanted to get their name back or whatever. You've seen these guys where they go into like council meetings and talk about being stoked. Oh yeah. I've seen the council meetings. Yeah. Yeah. It's those guys. So they're on this bus doing like a tour of famous places in Hollywood. And these people are on this bus and all they were talking about was fast and furious. That was the whole thing.
01:17:29
Speaker
Like they wanted to see Vin Diesel's house and. Well, those people wanted to see. No, they were doing the tour like they were the ones doing the microphones. The people came to see like real Hollywood and like old movie stuff and, you know, historic Hollywood and they're like, and this is where fucking the guy, whatever the guy's name Vin Diesel's name is in the movie did this. This is where Paul Walker hit a tree and died. They didn't talk about that, but yeah.
01:17:57
Speaker
But then they talked about the border thing and they were explaining it and those people were like, you're ridiculous. Like, you don't even know about the border. And I can't believe you would say that. And people are insane about the the woke people, like what they're supposed to be cool on are intolerant. Like the people that are supposed to be like, we should be the most tolerant of the most intolerant fucks.
01:18:19
Speaker
in the world. Yeah, it works both ways that way, right? That is insane. The most extreme of people are the worst people of any side. Yeah. They're the worst. It's just crazy. They were losing a following because they were doing that. They were doing it as a joke as they were mocking the dude in the border shirt.
01:18:41
Speaker
Yeah. They were like, look at this guy. He thinks we're on his side. Yeah. They can't even spell. Like they're talking about skateboarders to this guy and he's like, yeah, borders. Why is our border such a fucking big deal? Like why, why, why is it so hard to say like, Oh, we have to have a border? I don't know. I don't know how it's not really racism. I mean, we have a board of Canadians. Every country has borders and every country keeps other people out. Yeah. Otherwise it wouldn't be a country.
01:19:10
Speaker
Well, here's the cool part, right? It's genius by the government. The Democrats want there to be open borders because they think that they're going to get a ton of new voters that way, but what they don't realize is most Mexicans are Catholic, and the Democrats are trying to get rid of religion everywhere, right? They're trying to get rid of Christianity, so it's not going to fly very well with the Mexicans.
01:19:37
Speaker
Well, it's funny is like a lot of, there's a few comedians that talk about it where they're saying Mexicans, like once they get here, they want the borders. They're the ones that are saying close the borders. Right. They're like, I'm here. I'm good. They're like, don't let any of those, those more don't anymore. Those motherfuckers over here. It's crazy, but no, it's, uh, we're walking into a one world government just headfirst. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, uh, it's, I don't think.
01:20:07
Speaker
It's actively like that's not what actively like Democrats or Republicans are trying to do. They're just being like, you know, we're losing like.
01:20:17
Speaker
Americans aren't having kids at the same rate they're supposed to. So we're actually losing population. They're like, how do we replace the population? I don't know. We'll just bring immigrants over. We'll just bring all the Mexicans over to replace all the fucking whites and blacks and everyone else that isn't populating the country in the same way that they used to. Well, I think the most people, the most kids are Democrats. Nah, that's not true. You would think so.
01:20:47
Speaker
The I mean, I've seen idiocracy, bro.
Global Governance Concerns
01:20:52
Speaker
I think we're going more towards a world and one world government with this whole NATO thing and fucking the WHO, where they're like letting those guys make mandates about vaccines across stuff without politicians being able to say anything about it. Seen any of that? Oh, yeah. And that's I mean, Americans aren't going to fly with that. We're not going to have a choice.
01:21:15
Speaker
We will. We don't fly with anything and we just do it. The weeds is like, I'm fighting it, but we still end up doing. Yeah. That's because that's a lot of the, like the kids today, they're, they're all bought in on it, unfortunately, but the older generation won't fly. Let it fly. Yeah. They just wait for us to die out. This is how the, who the target first. And they do. So, I mean, that's shit's coming. Like the whole 80% of population being dropped out
AIDS Conspiracy Theories
01:21:42
Speaker
and shit. I believe a lot of that stuff.
01:21:45
Speaker
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01:22:07
Speaker
They bring AIDS. They have every horrible disease you could think of in the world is in Africa. It starts in Africa. So do you think it just starts because a monkey suddenly has AIDS? Come on. These high-powered countries are introducing those diseases over there to try to fucking wipe out that whole fucking continent. For sure. So then they can gain control of it.
01:22:35
Speaker
The AIDS thing was supposed to supposedly is man-made. I think it probably is too. I think Dr. Fauci made it. Probably all the shit that's happening, man. It's, it's accelerating.
01:22:50
Speaker
It's accelerating, accelerating. If you're an elite, we talked about depopulating on what, like fucking episode nine or something. Yeah, that was an interesting one. Yeah, you're very against it, which I understand, especially if you're the one that being depopulated. Well, I'm against annihilating entire races for sure. Right. Like you don't want them putting AIDS in Africa.
01:23:16
Speaker
No, I don't, why pick on Africa? That's fucked up. No, I know. I'm just, I'm just making sure that's what you're saying. But if let's say, if they, let's say they know something's coming. Like who knows whoever runs the fucking, they don't, they don't
Magnetic Pole Shift Fears
01:23:36
Speaker
know anything. They're fucking stupid as fuck. Okay. But let's pretend.
01:23:40
Speaker
Let's pretend they know there's aliens. Let's pretend they know that an asteroid is coming and they can't tell us. With how much information there is today and how quickly it moves, I mean instantaneously, like someone finds something out, it's instantaneously. It could be instantaneously out to the entire world.
01:24:05
Speaker
Never before in history has it been like that. It's going to be real hard to, to suppress that real fucking hard. Depends who knows if two people know. Yeah, but there's thousands and thousands of astronomers and, and scientists looking at this shit all the time. So I guess it's possible. So far. Right. So they see something like eight, a trillion, like something that like in a hundred years is they're like, yep, it's for sure going to hit earth.
01:24:34
Speaker
Right. And that's, I'm not even saying just an asteroid. I'm saying anything. Right. Like anything. Like it's time for the, the big fucking volcanic explosion or like the Yellowstone thing, right? Or Yosemite, which one, whichever one of those is supposed to explode and take off to basically end the world. Right. Or the North, the pole swap that's coming. Yeah. That's a weird one. That's a weird one. So.
01:25:03
Speaker
I've watched, I think the polls have been moving forever, since like 1900s. The polls have swapped like 10 times in the history of the world.
01:25:13
Speaker
Yeah, but I'm saying like that since there's a map that shows where the actual more snow, more, most Northern point magnetism wise is. Yes. And it's moved a ton. It's moved a ton, miles, like hundreds of miles, hundreds and hundreds of miles, thousands of miles. And it moves like 40 miles a year and that's probably accelerating. And if the polls do swap, it's the end of the world.
01:25:39
Speaker
Maybe that's just, maybe that's just what they always happens and it just gradually does it where it doesn't really do anything. No, no. They said it's a shift. Like when it does it, it does it instantaneously. So like, it's not like a, just a gradual, like, you know, thousand years. They can see that from history, from the different depths of the rocks. They can see like, Oh yeah. Here's the end of the world hit this time. There's the end of the world that time from fossils and shit.
Population Control Speculation
01:26:08
Speaker
So.
01:26:10
Speaker
I believe that, I believe that the poles have shifted, reversed. Now, if they would do that, there's some scientists that are saying, like, oh, the sun will hit one spot for seven days. Like, it'll take about seven days for them to shift back. And during that time, the Earth will stop spinning. So everything, the wind and the water will just come rushing at 1,000 miles an hour once the world stops moving.
01:26:42
Speaker
What do you think of that? I don't know what to say to that. What I'm saying kind of to make for my point is if they know that's happening and they have a better grasp on the timeline and they know that if that happens, they can keep a certain amount of people on earth and have the resources to sustain everyone. Maybe it makes sense to get rid of 80% of the people. Yeah, I don't think that's, that makes less sense than, um,
01:27:13
Speaker
just letting the earth do it? No, I think it makes less sense than just looking at it like the top minds of the world saying we can't sustain our earth to feed, we can't feed everyone on earth right now. We need to drop it by 80% or 280% to be able to even feed everybody.
01:27:41
Speaker
Maybe that makes more sense to me then yeah Now I'm not saying like they might know something. We know obviously they know a lot of things. We don't know they tons of shit These governments are doing then The average person has no fucking clue what's going on UFOs circumstances a lot of times What do you mean? Oh like the earthquakes and stuff?
Turkey Earthquake Impact
01:28:06
Speaker
Oh?
01:28:06
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, did you see how many hit in Turkey? Right. Just on their, like on the edge on the borders of it and stuff. Like, yeah, there was one that was like, one was a huge one. The first one, then the second one was even bigger right after that. Yeah. They were showing this, some numbers doesn't happen that way. Usually. Right. They were showing something where it was like a hundred and some in Turkey compared to like three in China.
01:28:35
Speaker
in some other country. Do they have, does Turkey get a lot of earthquakes though? I mean, is it on a seismic fault line or anything? I would say, well, obviously if they can do that, what they did to it, if they did it, yeah, I would assume so, they get some. I mean, they're probably not considering everything fell down. Yeah, their building codes weren't great either. Right. But maybe that's why- That's what I'm saying. Maybe that's why they did it there.
01:29:05
Speaker
while they're, they're punishing Turkey. That they definitely someone's punishing Turkey. God hates Turkey. I do agree with that a hundred percent. Me and God are on the same page. Now I feel bad for saying how much I hate Turkey. I hate Turkey. Shut up dude.
01:29:32
Speaker
Now you're like, you don't like Turkey? I don't. Hopefully that hasn't taken like, I don't like the country. I don't like the Turkey meat. Yeah, we know. There's a reason why. You grew up with dry Turkey. I get it. That could be it.
Closing Remarks
01:29:53
Speaker
Well, my drug-induced friend. It's been fun. It's been the time.
01:30:03
Speaker
You'll probably listen to this and say, we can't publish this. I'm going to put it out regardless. You sound like a fucking psycho. I love it. Thank you. Well, in that case, everybody.
01:30:31
Speaker
Grab the bull!