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s3e2: the girls asked your assumptions of them and still got offended...
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Transcript
Introduction and Setup
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god. Okay. Should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, I'll call P. Okay. Hello? Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately.
00:00:13
Speaker
Okay, so... Yo, yo, yo. This is three way. We're back with episode two. um I'm going to be hosting today. Today we're going to be talking about you guys' assumptions about us.
00:00:27
Speaker
um I can't wait to get into this. um And let's just jump right in.
Iman's Take on Personal Comments
00:00:34
Speaker
Okay, let's preface this with Iman has already been offended. Just skimming through them. I feel like I'm pretty easily offended by very niche things.
00:00:43
Speaker
um Yeah. So as a refresher, like if you like call me ugly, annoying, things like that, those actually won't offend me. It's like very like when someone told me that they thought I had a bob when I like didn't think I had a bob. Even when someone asked if you had a lazy eye, when you do have a lazy eye. But like they knew that. That was just me.
00:01:05
Speaker
Anyways. Um, yeah, let's get into it. And I'm going to try to have an open mind about this because I need to have tougher skin if I'm going to be um having a podcast.
Kristen and Peyton on Drug Assumptions
00:01:16
Speaker
and Viral. yes So this first one, um they did like in threes, like they kind of made an assumption about each of us. So it says, I assume Kristen has done Molly. Obviously. Yeah.
00:01:28
Speaker
Who the fuck hasn't done Molly? Hasn't everyone done Molly? Unless you're a loser. You've done Molly. And I know Peyton's done Molly. I was her trip guider. Best fucking night of my life, of my life, of my lifetimes. It's not like I actually do Molly, but I've done it. so i think they're actually saying that you, I think it actually says here, Kristen does Molly every day because she seems like she does Molly every day.
00:01:52
Speaker
um Okay. Next
Iman Discusses Smoking Assumptions
00:01:55
Speaker
one. I assume Iman is dating three men right now. What? Maybe you haven't been listening. Okay. Peyton.
00:02:04
Speaker
I don't know what I assume about Peyton. i feel like I listened to her pod so real literacy that I have no assumptions left. Great. alright i I need to be more mysterious. Okay.
00:02:16
Speaker
Next one. Peyton. Really nice in person, probably like a true girl's girl. And we did talk about this where like in person, if you met all of us, you might be most afraid of Peyton, but she's actually the nicest probably of the three of us if she doesn't know you.
00:02:29
Speaker
who if she doesn't know you if she knows you you're fine I'm second though and it's not that I'm mean it's that like you're standoffish no I'm just like so socially anxious that it'll come off as mean but really I just don't know what to say yeah Yeah, I feel like I was like that.
00:02:47
Speaker
I was like that. But then I started doing social media. And if people do talk to you in real life, like you have to just like fucking turn it on and be like, well, that's how that's how Peyton was round one of our friendship. I would like bring her around people. And and we were used to hanging out one on one. So I knew her as this like vivacious girl. She was alive.
00:03:08
Speaker
and then maybe we wake up.
00:03:12
Speaker
Anywhere. it' like Anywhere in groups. And I would be like, wait, what is wrong? I'm like, hey, turn this thing on. yeah I haven't learned how to do that yet because I don't really. I mean, i can't function in a group, though. That's like with new people. if they're going to talk to me for three seconds, we're great.
00:03:31
Speaker
If I'm in a group and I have to maintain like hours worth of conversation with like six people. You're really good at talk. So you're the you're good at small talk. I'm not great at small talk. But if you say one thing that can trigger a deep talk.
00:03:44
Speaker
Oh, baby, I'll talk your ear off and I'll decide. I really like you. Iman. I really like you. It takes a few. It takes it a little longer to warm up. Yeah, I think that's just my thing. Like, I'm not mean. I just like have a hard time talking to people that I don't know because like I just don't know. feel like I'm so weird that I like.
00:04:04
Speaker
Need to actually gauge your levels of weirdness first. I actually don't think you're that weird. No. I mean, you can be weird sometimes. I just have canned things I already know what to say because I've practiced conversation since I was, like, five in my head. so And, like, and in my room.
00:04:21
Speaker
So I know exactly what I'm going say. You've come through every scenario. Thanks. Anyways, the next assumption, Kristen eats so much ass. Like, she probably loves eating ass unironically.
00:04:33
Speaker
No, not really. for like waiting for the right man, I'll do just like anything. But I just haven't had that like right man lately to wear like anything. I'm down for anything. You're not inspired. haven't felt that strong passion to eat ass.
00:04:54
Speaker
So I guess you're not wrong, but you're not currently right. But I'm manifesting that you will be right.
Iman Responds to Wealth Assumptions
00:05:02
Speaker
And her assumption for me is that Iman smokes a ton, like way more than she lets on on the podcast.
00:05:08
Speaker
I can see why you would think that, but I don't smoke at all. Not at all. You'll smoke occasionally. You'll take some hits. When? Like, there's been so many times that you've just, like, randomly taken a hit.
00:05:22
Speaker
Are you joking or are you being serious? I think I'm being serious, right, Peyton? and No, Iman's not really a smoker. I would say when we were through our breakups together, we definitely had some edibles. No, you smoked a few times with me.
00:05:36
Speaker
I'm not joking. You're being serious? I'm being for real. Are you talking about cigarettes? No, I'm talking about both. I mean, she'll hit too. She'll hit a skinny cig. She'll head and smoke anything. now I'll smoke a cigarette before I'll smoke weed.
00:05:48
Speaker
Yeah, as I was saying. Yeah, but you smoked weed with me. Yeah, I mean, it's probably happened before, but I don't think either Iman or I are the people that are like, all right, are we going go smoke somewhere or what? We're of the people that are like, we'll little hit. Well, now sounding misleading, like as if I'm smoking a bunch.
00:06:06
Speaker
No, I'm not saying you're smoking a bunch, but these people want to know that you guys are dabbling and you guys, they both dabble. Okay. If that's what you're asking, they're not doing it regularly. They're not asking for it, but if they're, it's it a right place, right time.
00:06:21
Speaker
These girls. Honestly, I've maybe in 2024, I maybe smoked four or five times and that was maybe one hit each of those four or five times. And they were with me. And they were with me.
00:06:33
Speaker
Okay. Like, I feel like this is like just getting confusing now. So, like, people want to know about four or five times. Like, it sounds like you're so rigid when you say, no, I don't smoke. When really, you get down a little, girl.
00:06:46
Speaker
Like, no, I don't. I don't know if you're talking. I can't tell if you're kidding.
00:06:53
Speaker
I feel like when you smoke and then I feel like I'm getting secondhand smoke, I'll even get anxious. If it if I'm in the right environment, I really just smoke like if it's me and you maybe. No, right remember like there was times that like you would smoke and then be like, dude, I literally was hung over from that one hit.
00:07:10
Speaker
Yeah, maybe happen two or three times. But you're just making a team like I just smoked. That happened two or three times. It's more than zero.
00:07:22
Speaker
and Okay, i I've smoked maybe. She's like, i don't know what that was. smoke maybe four times a year. Like, and I'll have one hit. That's what they want to know. Yeah. They're going to thank me for that. had to pry that out of you. But what I'm trying to say is that this says Iman smokes a ton, way more than she lets on on the podcast. That is way more than you let on. You let on to zero.
00:07:43
Speaker
You know what? we're No, I'm so fucking right and she knows it. I'm so confused. I'm not trying to act like I don't smoke. This says I smoke way more than I let on. Okay.
00:07:55
Speaker
Take a shot. a shot every time you get wound up. we Start crying because I'm just like... You can make me start crying.
00:08:07
Speaker
Right. Oh, okay. oh god Yeah, I'm sorry about that. and yeah This one says, looking at Iman, I would assume her parents are wealthy individuals with shady careers and her job is to stay pretty and post on Instagram mysteriously.
00:08:24
Speaker
So saying my parents are wealthy individuals with shady careers feels a little racially charged. It does. But I will say you redeemed yourself because you said her it looks like her job is just to look pretty, so you're calling pretty, thank you, and to post on Instagram mysteriously. So I would say the second half is correct.
00:08:41
Speaker
The first half is incorrect. I mean... ah You fund your own life to post-mysterious. I fund my own life. I grew up poor. I shared a bunk bed with my sister my whole life.
00:08:54
Speaker
Till senior year of high school. If that means anything to you. Yeah. and so Okay. She's a self-made woman, in fact.
Kristen on Family Money and Work Boundaries
00:09:04
Speaker
Self-made woman. Yeah, exactly.
00:09:06
Speaker
I would assume Peyton can run fast because she looks athletic. Of course. Peyton doesn't get any bad ones. Kristen looks like she yes she knows how to put together an Ikea dresser. ah Are they calling me a lesbian?
00:09:21
Speaker
I mean, like. But the thing is, I do. it's true for Like, like. You'll do that. I would never pay anyone to put together my Ikea furniture. I would do it.
00:09:32
Speaker
Because that means I can, like, smoke a joint, pour a drink. Vibe Get lost. Anytime you can do those things, you're going to be doing it. I'm going to be doing it. So, yeah, I guess good clock.
00:09:46
Speaker
Good clock, Autumn. This one says, Iman is a freak in the sheets. Thank you, Chloe. Well, can you confirm or deny? I mean, hey.
00:09:58
Speaker
The shoe best. Chloe said that? someone No, not our friend. Your friend? No, not our friend Chloe, a random Chloe. Trying to suck up? I don't know. You should prove it to her.
00:10:11
Speaker
Next one, Kristen likes to dabble with drugs. Get it, girl. I wouldn't say dabble. Yeah. Yeah. Kristen literally said she was dying to do acid again and talked about how terrible it was the first time she did acid and then was like, but just need to do it again.
00:10:26
Speaker
Just to wipe the slate clean. Yeah, like, I think why not dabble with drugs? We're on this earth. If someone earth is going to present you something to, like, increase the experience.
00:10:39
Speaker
We're not saying go do drugs. I am. are not saying that.
00:10:45
Speaker
I am. Tell them Kristen sent you. Okay, this I like this next one. um Kristen has considered a threesome with one other girl in the 3A trio at least once. I didn't consider threesome.
00:11:00
Speaker
Okay, Kristen. That's not... You forgot about that.
00:11:09
Speaker
Wow. There's something I'm missing? there i thought this was our three-way. i wasn't i wast n it. No. I didn't. Kristen, now you're not go explain it more. I can't explain it more.
00:11:23
Speaker
have to say who it is. Just say a friend of yours thought we were going to have a threesome. Mm-hmm. The friend thought? Which neither of us saying that we wanted to. Right. Right. I gave the impression...
00:11:38
Speaker
I guess. I don't know. and Actually, let's not talk about it. It's too much to explain. It's so much. There's a lot of lore. No one thought I was flirting with them and I wasn't flirting. Iman was topless in a fucking... We were skinny dipping. Don't say Iman. Everyone was naked. were all skinny dipping.
00:11:55
Speaker
Okay, everyone was naked in a hot tub. Everyone was naked, but it was all the same sex. And Iman was... It's not like some random dude in the hot tub. We're girls, so I just thought we were just having a girly time. But Iman was asking me to suck her nipples. Because I thought it was funny.
00:12:11
Speaker
I really thought it was funny. Yeah, and it was. You do need the context for that, I would say. Yeah. Without the context... Anyways, yes, Kristen has. It was really awkward for all of us. And just like the way we found out, too. Oh, Woo!
00:12:27
Speaker
god damn um assumption kristin still receives some type of financial support from her family who are you offended No, I'm not offended because I wouldn't i wouldn't understand how i get money and afford my lifestyle if I were an outsider. Can we talk about your money thing for a little?
00:12:47
Speaker
Oh, about yeah how I just love to say no to jobs? Kristen has a lot of boundaries, not around money, but around literal jobs that she will accept. If Kristen had $5 in her bank account,
00:12:58
Speaker
And someone's like, hey, Kristen, like, I want to hire you to style like this person. She would like look into the person. If the person seemed like a loser, she'd be like, no, like, let me get back to you If it was like a $5,000 job, she can't pay rent. She's about to get evicted, put out on the streets.
00:13:13
Speaker
She would leave you on read if you're trying to pay her. Which is insane because in your personal relationships, you have no boundaries. And then with work, you have the most insane boundaries of time.
00:13:24
Speaker
And I literally never realized this until ah recently Iman made me realize. And I was like, oh, my God, ah literally all of the boundaries I have are around like work. It's so weird.
00:13:36
Speaker
Apparently I'm getting in my um my own way. yeah I'm, like, dying for, i don't know. Apparently, I'm just, like, really not wanting to... i keep Work. I want to say work with friends, but here I am.
00:13:52
Speaker
Right. I think you only work with friends at this point. Yeah, and I, like, will cut it off to, like, save the friendship and be like, no we should just be friends. And that's, I feel like once you start working with someone, it's impossible to stop to save their friendship because it's like, already...
00:14:10
Speaker
there hold on we'll see we'll see mama i also just think like i know that i'm want to not be in someone else's like little bubble and dream yeah i mean the interesting thing is like my probably biggest um like trigger in life And the source of the most anxiety I've ever had is working with a friend. And then right after I stopped working with a friend, i didn't realize, like, having a podcast with two friends would be working with friends.
00:14:41
Speaker
So I unknowingly went, like, right back into, like, my biggest... Yeah. But I feel like you also, you both, y'all both worked for friends in some capacity versus like the same, like we all the same job here.
00:14:56
Speaker
You know what saying? Right. Or we all don't do exact portion. it's different when there's a power dynamic, but also... My trigger also was the power dynamic because it didn't start off as a power dynamic.
00:15:07
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Also. But also you're very different in work scenarios than you are social scenarios too. So I can see why that would be a weird thing.
00:15:19
Speaker
But I feel like I just am literally making that decision based on people being like, don't mix business and pleasure. Like, I don't know that I'm doing this. Oh, feel like you need to calculate. Yeah. Like, i I like once you call me out on that, I was like,
00:15:35
Speaker
I really am just saying no to jobs to fucking save friendships. I didn't realize when called you on that two weeks ago was the first time you ever realized it. No, I never thought about the fact that the only boundaries I i place are like saying no to jobs and work.
00:15:50
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, we're working on it already. Anyway.
Kristen and Iman on Friendship Dynamics
00:15:54
Speaker
um Next is, I get the feeling Iman and Kristen don't actually like each other that much.
00:16:01
Speaker
Do you want to speak on this one first? can go first. Okay. I feel like that is our lore. Yeah. That's the thing.
00:16:14
Speaker
A, B, Iman and I are two people that What you see is what you get. I feel like each time we see each other or we speak, it's like mask off.
00:16:26
Speaker
There's no ego in a lot of it. Like, I feel like I send her really embarrassing texts or things I've done knowing, like, I don't really give a fuck what she thinks of me. Like, I don't think she's going to judge me. I just want her to have all the context.
00:16:42
Speaker
So I feel like it's more like where it's like a... It's so like what you see is what you get. It's kind of a sibling thing, though. But Kristen, I feel like most of your friendships are like that in general. because that's how we have been forever and ever. We're always like we were like fighting in a different way, but also kind of in the same way. Right.
00:17:05
Speaker
Because you're friends with people. who we Everyone has a personality. So like no one's really overlooking things in our friend groups. Like we're kind of all just like, oh, that was rude. Or like, why'd you do that? Or like, well, yeah.
00:17:16
Speaker
We're not talking bad about each other. hey but it's like... It's very honest. It's not making it look different because we're on the podcast together. Like, if I'm going to call her going to call her out. If she's going me out, she's going to call me out. We're going make fun of each other. We're just to... Like, it's not really like... There's nothing deeper than what you're seeing, if that makes sense.
00:17:33
Speaker
Like, we know when each other's out on each other. Like, we can tell, and then we just... Yeah, like, the episodes that you know we're out on each other, we also know we're out each other. Like, there's no... But at the same time, I will say i've learned I feel like I've learned the most...
00:17:46
Speaker
lately about myself from you. Really? Yeah, just because of, like, I feel like because when it comes to, like, we say what is going on and, like, see it, like, we're really good about being, like, yeah, you did do that. And, like, it's a way where you're not calling me out. You're more, like, curious. Like, we're trying to, like, put a finger on things and, like, figure it out.
00:18:10
Speaker
So I feel like Iman is really good about, like, making me... realize um patterns or like things about myself or is also good at communicating and till you know snap at you but I only have been one yeah I think I could see why someone would think that but I also just think we hang out a lot and like and also feel like our best moments are not like when we're on here like the one we're like actually hanging out and stuff right
00:18:44
Speaker
and yeah I just don't think it's like fighting like in the classic sense. I think it's fighting like Yeah. that There's always like a yeah and that little bit. Also what goes back to it. That's why I brought that up. Why Emon makes me realize things about myself because I have realized I am poor at communicating some things and without emotion, like I'll, I'll think something, but then once I have emotion, then I choose to do it. And so I'm like, no wonder why I'm like always bickering with people. Yeah.
00:19:18
Speaker
Iman's a therapist. Yeah. Yeah. Very wise, this girl. I feel like she's, Iman, you're really good at like seeing people. She really does like see. Yeah. what's going on in your life like she can like objectively see it and then regurgitate it back to you which is just like whatever everyone wants to be described i saw that tiktok that's like every woman just wants to be described in detail back to them yeah so you're doing a great job or the pat truly is this is so nice when it changes the um the next one is i assume payton isn't sharing the price of the ring with imana christen but iman is definitely dying to know that's the first half
00:19:55
Speaker
no we know we know the price price of both rings for one i would never be friends with someone who wouldn't tell me like one's very specific detail their life that i was dying to know for one you do know that if payden wasn't telling me i would need to get to the bottom of it and i would write mean like they know me that much should be like yes i need to but i wouldn't be friends someone who like wouldn't tell me like how much money's in their bank account how much money they have saved like i want screenshots All my friends. Yeah.
00:20:22
Speaker
Because that's how i gain context on like people around me is like I need to know everything. Yeah. And if people are secretive and like weird and like hiding stuff, I just couldn't be friends. I just wouldn't feel close to you.
00:20:33
Speaker
So I obviously know the price of fame ring and also she would never, she like came with that info the second yeah about the ring like we weren't having to like ask we're not playing fucking games around here games this is like but also can you tell them it wasn't in a bragging way because i feel like when i talk about this ring i've gotten shit about people being like it seems like you're bragging and i'm like if someone asks me a question gonna answer it i'm not gonna be like oh girls it was very matter of fact it was telling us the details everyone wants to know that information And I think I mentioned the price of the ring just to hone in on the fact that if we're going to spend this much, I want exactly what I want.
00:21:11
Speaker
That's why it took me forever to find what I wanted and be serious. Because I was like, yo, this ring is this much money. I don't know the exact price, to be honest. I know the ballpark amount. Like, I didn't see the fucking... I didn't see him his hard. matter of fact, why would she be trying to brag to her friends? i would also be I wouldn't be friends with someone who would also do that. I don't know. That's just, like, weird. She obviously wasn't bragging.
00:21:31
Speaker
No. When Peyton said being engaged not an accurate representation of me as a person, I felt
Peyton's Engagement Dilemma
00:21:37
Speaker
that. I'm so embarrassed, but also excited, but i also icked out, but also I love this man so much, but also ill to loving a man. Like, I'm committing life with a man. I'm repulsed, but also want to be a lover girl? How are you dealing? And more specifically, how are you responding to people congratulate you or whatever? Because my immediate response is shitting on that entire thing to prove I'm not that person, LMAO.
00:21:58
Speaker
Also, Imani Kristen, please chime in. Like, do you feel this way or what comes to mind? When you meet someone and learn they're engaged. For me, it's an immediate cringe. Okay, this isn't an assumption, but like I already read the whole thing. So like, let's just do it. Yeah, I was about to say, not really an assumption.
00:22:13
Speaker
I think I'm trying, like I said, I think I said this in the last episode. I'm trying to think less about like what it looks like and more just really enjoy what I enjoy and then not do what I don't enjoy. However, i do think being engaged is off brand for me just because I think like A lot of the bridal stuff feels off-brand for me, but, like, actually personality-wise. Like, I feel actually uncomfortable with a lot of bridal stuff, and not because I'm trying to be cool or chill, just because it seems like a lot of extra stuff that I feel like just really isn't me, in a way. Yeah.
00:22:48
Speaker
But I want it to be I wish it was because I think not doing certain things makes you look like you're trying to prove a point. And I'm not fucking trying to prove a point. I just like don't want to not enjoy it myself when I'm supposed to be enjoying myself. I'm so I've gone through my entire life doing that.
00:23:01
Speaker
So when really important moments like this, like my engagement, even if it seems weird to other people, i'm not even trying to make like a political statement about it or like a societal statement. I'm just trying to like enjoy myself and put myself in a position to like enjoy my life, you know?
00:23:17
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So I think when you're girl that's like fun and has a fun social life and is like independent, it can seem kind of embarrassing when you're hanging out with all your friends and stuff at first and like you're having sleepovers and going out playing with guys doing all the things.
00:23:34
Speaker
And then when you get a boyfriend feeling like this embarrassment that your idea of fun is changing or that the like and bounds and responsibilities you know have like obviously being emotionally responsible for someone else's feelings can feel like embarrassing or cringe like wait no but you guys like I'm fun like I'm still fun or oh wait but you guys know like I still like doing this like it it almost like a justification of the fact that you can still enjoy those things but I think the more you're finding it cringe the more
00:24:11
Speaker
you're also like doing yourself a disservice and like also then being cringe. Like I think there's a way to just own it and be like – You're too worried about being perceived maybe. Yeah.
00:24:21
Speaker
It's like I'm still going out, still having a like still making space for that, but just knowing it's going to look different and that's just like inherently what it is. But I also understand exactly what the girl was saying because like I've also wrestled with those feelings like as my boyfriend's like in the lift living room listening to me. say this right I know I just was giggling thinking about like if he was listening to this he definitely is but I don't care we've already talked about this she's whispering I understand the cringe factor of it but I think the more that you lean into it and just decide like
00:24:53
Speaker
I think it's about reframing. So reframing, like, what does my idea of fun look like now? Or what do I do? Or what are, like, all these, ah like like, what's my version of this? I think that's what helps you not feel the cringe of it because I also definitely relate to that and understand that, too.
00:25:08
Speaker
I feel like there's nothing like being a single girl with a bunch of a good group of single girlfriends. And I said this before, but holy fuck, like your life really does change when you get in any type of relationship. I think especially with our friends, I think we're really lucky that we're the type of friends that like when someone does get in a relationship, we're all like,
00:25:26
Speaker
awkward now. Like, this is so weird. What a buzzkill. But, like, it's, I enjoyed that time when, that time when I was going around in New York with my mom.
00:25:37
Speaker
I was talking to her. We were, like, it was, like, 11 p.m. on a Saturday night, and we were walking home from dinner. And I was just like looking at everyone walking around. The girls are like, I'm hearing conversations as people walk by. They're like 25. They're like, well, he texted me this and then he's going to be here and she's whatever.
00:25:52
Speaker
And I was like, mom, i can't explain to you because my mom had me at 21. And then my sister when she was like 24 and she was like, my dad's at war and she's just like living her life, taking care of everything. I was like, I wish you could have experienced this like energy. I like running around, getting into a bar in New York, just like the whole ah day. They don't even know anxiety.
00:26:12
Speaker
no and How do you know the feeling of anxiety if you haven't dated? it's But here's the thing. She knows anxiety, let me tell you. But, like, she doesn't know that fun, free, like, being single with your friends in a city like
Single Life vs. Engagement
00:26:23
Speaker
that.
00:26:23
Speaker
and In really any city, but, like, in a city where you just, like, you walk out of your door and there's so many options and, like, available things. So I think there's a stark contrast from that to, like... Even getting ah a boyfriend, for example, or getting into a relationship and you have that emotional responsibility.
00:26:39
Speaker
But now moving towards engagement and doing like fucking bridal stuff. Like I'm looking around, they're all having fun. I'm like there to go wedding dress shopping. Like that's the pinnacle of the trip is me wedding dress shopping.
00:26:50
Speaker
And I was like, damn, the pinnacle of my trip used to be like me my friends going out and being stupid and being like so free. That's what it really was. Like, it's not really necessarily the drinking or like any of these extra things. It was just being free with my friends.
00:27:05
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And I don't think I told my mom, I was like, I think that era, obviously I'm fucking 31. So clearly, but like, I'm like that era of my life is like, it's never going to be back again.
00:27:16
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You know, like it's just it's a really weird thing to think about. And then that coupled with the fact they live in the suburbs, coupled with the fact that I walk around and people are perceiving me with a ring on my finger.
00:27:27
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Lovely ring, but still a little bit weird. I like don't want to do my hair too perfect now anymore because I'm like, I cannot be fucking engaged and go to Pilates and have a blowout. Yeah. Like I find myself doing that. your life I find myself too out of here guys like, no, I'm not like that. I'm just so not like like that, not that kind of person. But anyway, I'm trying to like lean into it more, but I, it is an identity crisis that I'm having. And it has culminated in today looking at that robe that says Mrs. Ross on it and me being like,
00:27:57
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Yeah. Wow. Wow. wow From my POV, though, I don't cringe when I meet someone that's like engaged or whatever. I think that's what she was asking me.
00:28:07
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i mainly am like, that's so neat. You can like fucking get along with someone and like get through conflict and like come to a resolution and like go like I don't look at that as cringe. I'm like, that's really adult. Yeah.
00:28:23
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Yeah. Yeah, but I can understand. I think anytime that you're doing something and the attention's on you, everything feels cringe. It's like, ah you know, it's like fucking prom felt cringe. Like...
00:28:36
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First communion felt cringe. Well, I think also if you grew up in like the girl boss era of things, that going to the bridal thing can feel weird because we've been told to be independent and
Peyton Questions Marriage Norms
00:28:47
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do all these things. And I've obviously had to unlearn a lot of that myself.
00:28:51
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But I feel i I understand what you're saying. And I find myself even like... trying to not project a certain vibe, but then I just set myself. You're associating it with, like, all the old school shit that we've always thought about marriage instead of, like, your advanced.
00:29:09
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Yeah. I also just do have a problem a little bit with, like, the idea of engagement and then marriage. I, being myself, if I didn't do, like, what people do, like, if I didn't, like, go along with a societal standard, which I'm going to and I am right now,
00:29:25
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I would just have like just gotten married like I don't think that I don't know the promise to be married isn't something like I find myself in my head about that being like why are we even doing this you know like we're let's just get like let's just get married I don't know why we're promised like the whole ordeal about the promise and then i like that's wasn't that already fucking happening when we were dating this entire right yeah I don't really, but there's something about that too that like stress the whole thing. I'm trying, my thing is I'm not trying to think about it too much because I will dissect it and I will feel uncomfortable.
00:29:57
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So I'm just trying to be like, people do this. People have a good time doing it and you'll probably enjoy some parts of this for sure. And I will say that I, I am, I'm excited to have like my wedding dress. I think it's really pretty. And I know I'll be excited when we're all in the same room together, just like having martinis and gonna be so really fun dancing around okay let's do another assumption though yeah more assumption i do this really like grow my phone and then i have to look for it again um i assume kristen is the messiest of the free ah i assume kristen is the messiest of the three and i also assume she has at least money in her savings account p.s i love you all that's not shade just a side of cunt
00:30:45
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Oh, my God. i feel like both of those are wrong. I'm not very messy. I can be, but like only when I'm like all by myself. like i like You have a pretty good savings. I probably have the less least amount of money in my savings. You're the youngest, though. That would make sense.
00:31:02
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Because it's zero dollars, by the way.
00:31:06
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um Okay. And then someone else said, with all the love in the world, my assumption is Kristen doesn't eat vegetables very often. so true it's true about peyton though that's so true about me next one kristin was definitely a line leader nine times out of ten as a child and would throw the biggest fit if she wasn't oh my god were you i feel like i was feel like probably was really No, I really feel like I was.
00:31:37
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Okay. That, like, unlocked a memory. Iman has definitely thought about playing cupcake or a sexy red song as a bit to prank Darren at least once.
00:31:52
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I don't know who cupcake is. Does she mean, like, during sex or something? If you played a sexy red song during sex, what would Darren do? Okay. Get it is sexy. that
00:32:05
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I'm scared.
00:32:09
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What did you say? yeah I bet you did already, huh? I'll text you. I'm crying. Oh, my God.
00:32:21
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Wait. Men love sexy red. joe's entire team last year like their favorite artist in the um locker room was sexy red by the way really she would get me pumped to play a ah game of sports yeah and then for payton i think payton makes a really good meatloaf but also in her childhood she always got approached ask play tag or something she'd always tell the person f off and she definitely complained to the teacher if a boy ever tried to talk to her you didn't No, I wasn't um nice enough.
00:32:54
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Or I guess I wasn't um social enough with teachers to complain, but I did complain to my mom. Or I complained to the boy. And what was the first thing? Dude, I'm like kind of um makes a good meatloaf. I'm kind of stuck on then the line leader thing.
00:33:10
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I always i i literally think I've demanded attention since I walked out of the womb. It's crazy that they called that. and i think it's like the line leader thing. Why is it always the shortest person to it's like whoever's like the shortest person. tiny It's always the tiniest. And that was half of my personality. Even like in kindergarten, my boyfriend, Matt McGuire would be like, you're just so tiny. And he would fit his fingers to touch.
00:33:34
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And I'd be like, yeah. Yeah. You guys know I was short until I was in the eighth grade. Really? And then I like grew and then I got boobs my see sophomore year of high school. Do you think your personality had already developed in eighth grade?
00:33:49
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Yeah. i see i know I don't identify as tall. I didn't get tall till high Yeah. You don't have tall girl vibes. You have a tall girl personality. Yeah. What's interesting about this is people say i have tall girl energy and I was always really tall until probably...
00:34:05
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like sophomore year, I would say. And i was just like average. Tall girl energy, like not to be mean, but like most of the time it just means a little insecure because I think they're just like.
00:34:18
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You think they're overcompensating? No, think it's just like no one wants to be the tallest in the room. So they're like, I don't really know what to do with my hands. I just think when see a tall girl, I think oh shit, she's so tall.
00:34:30
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But then when I don't realize that she's the same height as me, because I have 11. When I see a tall girl, I'm like, oh, fuck, she's tall as fuck. And then I look and it's like, oh, no, we're both. Yeah, you're the same height.
00:34:42
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I didn't even realize that I was tall. It's when I look back on photos and I'm like, ah holy shit, why is everyone an entire head shorter than me? Yeah. And I didn't. i did There's some reason there's something about it. I just didn't even notice that I was taller than people. And then now I'm like, well, what the fuck?
00:34:58
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Now I'm five seven. What is this? I only knew because everyone was telling me how tiny I was. Just little, little bean. Anyways, that's all we have for you guys today.
00:35:11
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and we want to do a little, um anyone want to have any closing remarks? um I do. i just want to remind everyone that when you assume, and makes an ass out of you and me.
00:35:25
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And I don't want you to assume anymore. I am making my own money. I am fucking and so hard, long, eating ass.
00:35:36
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You're not eating ass. All the time. I could be even more ass. um But anyway, whatever you think about me is false and you've got it all wrong stop perceiving me.
00:35:51
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and Even though we asked you blatantly to perceive us, stop it right now. Yeah, I really didn't really get offended this whole time. thought you said you were already offended. They were very nice.
00:36:03
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well because i saw the iman's parents are wealthy with shady careers and i was like well that just feels racially yeah i mean to be fair a lot of wealthy people have really shady careers well yeah but like well whatever many would you guys kill for a billion dollars none me neither
00:36:27
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I think this is where the part where like the people would be like, microphones need to be more expensive.
00:36:34
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I think that's like the whole time, but this is getting pretty extreme. wait good too Okay. Anyway. Okay. So this is Emon, your host, and we're going to be clocking out soon to go live our lives. um Thank you so much for listening to our assumptions.
00:36:49
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um All the bad assumptions. Apologies. You can fuck yourself. Apologies with tears in all of our DMs right now. Please. and Okay, bye girls. We'll get some more burgers.
00:37:01
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Boogers. Okay, bye. Love Love ya.