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Speaker: Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god. Okay. Should i three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call P. Okay. Hello? Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately.
Speaker: Okay, so... Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Three Way, but today is just sex episode. So it's just me and Kristen having sex.
Speaker: And Peyton, I think, is getting her boobs done this week? Yes. it's It's titty week. It's titty week. What she's been calling it. She said she wants knockers up to here for the wedding. Yeah. She got a strapless dress. We weren't supposed to say that, but think it'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah. And, yeah, she wants her knockers up to here. So she is undergoing surgery and can't make it this week.
Speaker: But we love you, P. Best of luck for your surgery. Yeah. Happy healing. So today we actually are just going to shoot the shit. um Right. it is It is 1057 a.m. and it is Sunday morning.
Speaker: um And we are about to take a shot. Yeah. One. We're not going to get blackout today. Exactly. Sorry. So here it is. Here it goes. An 11 a.m. shot.
Speaker: Just for our girls. Ooh-wee. Yeah, this is good though. Oh, you know what I wrote down that I wanted to talk about? huh I kind of wanted to talk about the first time that I ever like met my biological dad was when he decided it be a good idea to randomly show up to my high school graduation with no... Invitation or anything?
Speaker: With no like warning whatsoever. And I had never met him before. So did you know what he looked like? Yeah. Okay. So did you see him in the crowd or what when was the moment you saw him? No. Like my grandma accidentally spilled the beans like an hour before my graduation. She was like. Spilled the beans. And your dad's going to be there. And I was like, I know. Because I call my stepdad my dad. And I was like, well, obviously, yeah.
Speaker: And she's like, no, like the other one. And I was like, what? She's like. It's going to be so fun. It's going to be so... Like, I don't know why no one in my family was like, wait, this is like kind of a diabolical time to meet my dad.
Speaker: And he came with my sister that I had never met before and my grandma that I had never met before. And they showed up and they were like, hey!
Speaker: And I was like... Hey. You were like, I have like several questions, I think. That was like – Where have you been? that was a pretty crazy moment, I was thinking about it yesterday, and I was like, I definitely have to tell this story because – It's diabolical? It's diabolical.
Speaker: I mean, that's like so fucked in so many ways. Yeah. So is that when your anxiety started or had you back to anxiety before then? Probably. It probably started that day. Okay. And then also the next day we like all hung out together.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. And yeah, it was just like – Was it fun and normal? No. Okay. No. No. Okay. So there was a follow-up to the – was he trying to act like everything was normal, just like kind of like sliding in?
Speaker: Well, it's kind of awkward because like I don't know if my sisters are going to listen to this episode. But yeah he was trying to make it seem like, aren't you so happy that I came here for – like aren isn't it so awesome that like I'm here right now?
Speaker: And you're like, I'm 18. Yeah, this is so awesome. Thank you guys so much for coming here. This is really amazing, you guys. Thank you. Wait, do you still have relationship with my hair? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. Well, that's when like the relationship started. Right. So it worked. It worked. So if – That is diabolical. But I think that's the lesson here. It's like if you have an estranged daughter or a sister anyone in your family, definitely just like show up, put yourself out there. And then from there, I think the relationship – Make it about you. Yeah.
Speaker: And then be like, oh, my God, are you so happy I came here? I wouldn't have missed it for the world. Yeah. Gaslight them into thinking like yes the first 18 years where it was normal to miss. He was yeah busy.
Speaker: Yeah. No further questions. No further questions. Slide right in. It's also like what would we expect a man to do? Right. You know? What is he going to write a letter? Right.
Speaker: but What are going to do? Like be, you know, vulnerable or emotional in any way beforehand and like kind of let you know? I'm actually glad it happened at graduation and not like your wedding. Right.
Speaker: That would have been – Because, yeah, like thank God you graduated. Yeah. Like the – what's the trend going on right now? Like this is stupid, but ah the butterfly effect is crazy because if you never graduated, you would have never met your dad. Yeah.
Speaker: I want wait. Why that like kind of true if I never graduated at high school?
Speaker: might not know my dad.
Speaker: Wait, why is that so true? i like crying and laughing and at the same time. that's why Everyone has to stay in school. Right. um Do we want to talk about another another little run-in that we had a couple days ago? oh yeah. I think we probably shouldn't. But they're probably listening. Oh, really? Well, let them. Let them listen. not listening.
Speaker: Um, another one of one experience for Iman. We, uh, go out on the east side, go to a little hole in me wall, literal five seats in the bar spot.
Speaker: Um, hot girl sitting at the bar. Iman starts getting weird as fuck. Never seen her weirder. Like, and you know, she's already awkward. So the fact- guys know I'm already so weird.
Speaker: That he is- fixating on these girls. So it ends up being her ex who ah who's on a date, we think, allegedly with her male ex's ex-girlfriend. No.
Speaker: Oh. Well, kind of. but A guy that I used to date had an ex-girlfriend who really didn't like me. And like when me and him started dating, she would like text him like, I bet you're Ma's house, aren't you? Or like, well, we dated before He started dating her. So like that was like an issue for her. And then we dated again after. And it was kind of like the girl he told you not to worry about, but actually you didn't have to worry about it kind of thing. like Yeah.
Speaker: Whatever. So not my biggest fan would like look at my Instagram stories and like zoom in to see if me and him were together, like all those things. How do you know that? Because he told me. ah And then she was on a date with a girl that I matched with on Hinge.
Speaker: That you went on a date with? No. and You never went on a date with her? No. Oh. We just matched on Hinge and like talked. So then it was like, obviously she's really obsessed with me because it's like she wanted to go on date. She was too shy to hang out and youre actually go on a date.
Speaker: No, I'm saying the other girl was really obsessed with Oh, right. So it's like if she wanted to date, obviously, the girl that I imagined. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, get out of my hinge. Yeah. She probably broke in. Yeah. I have seen Iman be really uncool in some situations. Never like this. The whole time we were there, she was...
Speaker: looking from the corner of her eye, making sure. And I was like, what are you doing? Why do you keep looking? And she was like, I want to make sure that they're seeing me. And I was like, are are are you planning to make eye contact? Like they've seen you. Also, they saw us because she made us walk.
Speaker: Okay. You said, should we walk by? Oh, I did? Yes. Okay. Sorry. Toxic. Okay. So I suggested we walk by, which was stupid because we walked to the corner of the restaurant.
Speaker: and back There was no other side. It was like... is Sweet. The story's embarrassing for both us. And then you made me take my cardigan off so that my boobs could be. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, she was wearing a cardigan out on a Friday night on the East Side. You know I wear a cardigan every day.
Speaker: i know. But I just want you to have, like, I think you're really going to regret not showing your knockers more when they're down to your knees. But I feel like I've shown them so much in my life already.
Speaker: I think that those people at that bar had never seen them and they needed to. Okay. Two hot – I'm sorry. Two hot girls that are dying to a threesome with Iman and she's wearing a fucking artigan and staring at them from the corner of her eye.
Speaker: And she looked hot. She had a cute leopard shirt under and I was like, okay, pull it down. Let's show them off. We need some like shock therapy. Yeah. ah But yeah, I think we both killed it.
Speaker: Yeah. Also, there's photos. They will post them on Instagram. But there's a photos of you literally pulling my shirt down more in a photo. Like you're taking photos of me. You're like, wait. And there's but like pictures of you pulling my shirt down. called creative direction. It's called styling. It's called like work never stops. Like I am always on the clock.
Speaker: You are my client. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks. Like would you say I have game?
Speaker: Okay, you know what confuses me? The things that you can normalize. And then the thing – like what? So like just like hooking up with like your – like just like making out with your friends and like that being like a thing.
Speaker: Or like – and like that's so normal. But like you can't, you know, go to lunch with ah a third person that you've never met without like having an aneurysm. Yeah. um So your game is like – it's spotty.
Speaker: Yeah. You know? No, you know what it is? If I'm with, like, a group of people that I know really well – okay, so the people that I know well have to outnumber the people that I don't know well. Otherwise, that's why I'm a goner. So, like, if I'm with a group of my friends and there's a couple additions to the group, that's fine. But if I'm outnumbered of people that I know that I – Yeah.
Speaker: Which I feel like – I have just slowly been introducing you to each one of my friends and then all of a sudden you're able to be in a group environment with them. You were with four or five people two weekends ago with Jesse and Molly.
Speaker: Yeah. And Katie. Yeah, but that was like slowly I had hung out with each of them individually. Yeah, and it wasn't a lot. Yeah. So that was good. And we blacked the folk out. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh. That was a whole other experience. Us being at Gaslight during the day. Yeah. Like that should be illegal. I didn't even know that Gaslight was open during the day. No, but did you – do you remember when you were talking to that old man and you were like, why the fuck are you wearing – why you the fuck are your toes out?
Speaker: And he was like, these are Birkenstocks. Like, I've been wearing these since 1965 and they used to cost $15. And you were like, that's not what I asked. Like, what the fuck are – I should never be seeing a man's feet.
Speaker: And he was getting really defensive and you just kept going in and in. And then while all of this was happening, you were still hitting his vape. I was hitting his vapes. I was sharing a vape with him. Yeah. I am aware of that. Okay. So I have no recollection of going in on him, but – I have it on video. That does bring me to – my weekend last weekend in Joshua Tree.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I went for my friend Tomas' birthday, which – I manifested. i had been asking for ah another acid trip to redeem my first one. I got it. it was fucking magical.
Speaker: um Thank three-way. But you continue to manifest things into our life, and we really appreciate that. um I literally – someone put acid on my tongue at 8 a.m.
Speaker: in Joshua Tree. And I just, like, turned my phone off. I had already had it off and I just left it off and left it in the room and just like all day. No, but I feel like the best part was that Peyton texted our group chat and said, i just had an Aperol spritz on this sunny day. And Kristen said, i just did acid. And it was literally nine in the morning.
Speaker: ah Okay, yeah. So anyway, whatever. On this said acid trip, ah one of Tomas's friends had a guy come in from l a And when he showed up, he had socks up to here, Nike socks up to here, and then denim cut off jorts that were clearly cut off from pants that were too tight because they weren't baggy jorts. They were just cut. So this alphabet was happening in a non-ironic way.
Speaker: This, yes, it was. So she is, ah she's like the cutest, sweetest girl. She was cooking for us all weekend. So like she's like freaking out. She's like, guys, I can't believe I invited this fucker up here and he shows up in this outfit like and I'm going to be expect us to have sex with them, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: So anyway, she goes away to like make us a dish and I decide that I'm going to go in on this man. And I said, okay, what were you thinking today when you woke up and you put those socks on?
Speaker: And he said, well, i have a I have a sore on the back of my leg. I said, okay. And then what about the shorts made you think that that that was okay, the denim, the cutoffs with those?
Speaker: And he was like, oh, you don't like them? i was like, no, I fucking hate them. And I was like, honestly, do you boxers? I would rather see you in boxers. And he was like, no. And I was like, okay, well, take the fucking socks off.
Speaker: I was like, we're going to find some other pants for you because – and I was just literally going in on this man so my friend, you know, could fuck him but also just for my own well-being. And I guess that's just my new – not that it's a new thing but like I just am subconsciously going the fuck in on men like – and everyone was like, Kristen, you need to like be nice.
Speaker: And like they were kind of, you know, and no one like – Yeah.
Speaker: but mind you this man loved it and kept coming back to me and asking for permission for things and like in front of the girl to the point where i was like i had to start being so mean to him because i was like okay now you're like into this anyway um So, yeah, i guess I love going in on them lately.
Speaker: Yeah, but it sounded like – but they, like, weirdly like it when it's coming from you. Like, they're not offended by it. Because, yeah, and then it gets me gassed up so I keep going, you know? i like, say one thing that's on my mind and then they, like, you know, are kind of receptive and I'm like, okay, well, while I'm at it like, you're a piece of shit. You should step up with your wife and, like, I don't know.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay, so no one's safe. But I just – I feel like you get away with that more than like I could even. Like if a guy came up to me and I was like, what the fuck is that shirt you're wearing? I feel like it would be like, oh okay. I think it's because I'm short.
Speaker: You think? I honestly do. I think it's a little bit ah easier to get stuff like that from like a little leprechaun. Yeah. Than – like a big – Than like a big fucking scary monster. Yeah.
Speaker: Like a huge like – Like a tree. Yeah. Probably more scary. Okay. Got it. um Yeah. So um But acid, love it So glad that I kept my um mind open to it and that I didn't take that one trip.
Speaker: Oh, oh my God. Funniest thing is i had been – once we like did the acid, I was like, oh my God. Last time I did acid, I was at Alabama Shakes. And everyone was like, okay, you know, everyone like knows the name Alabama Shakes, but no one remembers the context of like Brittany and like how fucking good she is.
Speaker: Anyway, so we ironically put it on when we're all like mid-trip so they can all experience and they're like, wait, this is like a vibe. So the whole fucking like day and night we are listening to Alabama Shakes.
Speaker: So I like redid the experience but like redid it. a proper way. Right. I love it. shouldn't have been in a festival but I should have been listening to Alabama Shakes. And Josh Retreat. And honestly, we need to bring Britney back.
Speaker: She is, i don't know how she's not like relevant right now. I don't know who that is Britney is this main singer of Alabama Shakes. Okay. We need to bring them back.
Speaker: It's really fucking good. Do acid and Joshua Tree with friends that are chefs and cool creatives and listen to Alabama Shakes and bring your dogs and turn your phone off.
Speaker: Oh, you love a trip. You could bring your fucking dog. Oh, if you know Thomas Tumas said, the dogs can come, I said, oh, proving not my way. I just like – know The no anxiety I feel when I have my dogs with me. I get such anxiety when I'm away.
Speaker: Sorry. Anyways. Okay. So that was fun. Good. I'm glad you had a good time. What's next?
Speaker: Let's see. Yeah, do we have the owl? Why does my whole body hurt? I'm not old enough for this. Ow. Oh, my God.
Speaker: You just said you wanted That's why I said it. I saw the text come, but I had already thought this yesterday or two days ago. Okay. So I'm bringing i'm going to start referring to young men as shouties.
Speaker: um Like, I think hot men, you know? Only hot men are shouties.
Speaker: I'm not going refer to all men. I'm glad. So that's how you all know the difference. I met a shouty on set the other day. Speaking of. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Oh, God. What? Dang. Talking about me not having game. Let's. No, I have. You guys, I have no game anymore.
Speaker: Well, I don't know if I ever did. I'm like wondering, like, honestly, how I used to, like, get men. Um, but I was on set and there's always straight men on set, but there's never straight, tall, hot men.
Speaker: And this day there was like four, like I had my choosings and I chose one and And I followed him on um Instagram. So if you're seeing this, I like you. Maybe you followed me back.
Speaker: Whatever. Anyway, so i am, you know, kind of flirting with him all day. And I'm trying to like towards the end of the day make it a little more obvious.
Speaker: And we get boba. Actually, i don't I don't even know that this would – I don't think this was like a tactic. I shouldn't say that I had like any thought behind this. But anyway – We got boba and towards the end of the day and I had like one sip and I hated it. And i was like, ooh, I don't like that. And he was like, oh, I'll drink it.
Speaker: And i was like, okay, cool. I have chlamydia. And he was like – he like kind of like spit it out a little bit and he was like started laughing. And I was like right after I was like, what – like, well, like, like, he thought it was funny, but I just was like, that's not even fucking funny. And oh why did I do that?
Speaker: Like, why did I say that? But here's the thing about you is that I feel like sometimes you do things where if like someone else were to do them, you would like never stop bringing it. up Like if I did that, you'd be like, you're so fucking embarrassing. Like they can't even look at you right now. Yeah. And then you'll make a joke and you'll be like, LOL. Like I'm so Because in my mind, I do it in an ironic way and then I deliver it and I'm like, I hope that that was taken.
Speaker: It's like, so there's too much going on. Yeah, but I think we need to talk about like you making other people embarrassed for things that you would also do. Right. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, that's just that's just called a project. Gaslighting manipulator. Manipulating, gaslighting, projecting. Yeah. It's like, yeah. All of them. Isn't that what we're on this earth to do?
Speaker: Probably, kind of, yeah. Yeah. And like ah the lowest key way that we can. Yeah. um Yeah, so then i we continued to flirt, never exchanged any information. and then i went to the call sheet, found his name, and couldn't find him.
Speaker: And then remembered that he followed one of the models, which was like the 60-year-old woman. i went to find her Instagram, went to her following, found him, followed him.
Speaker: he followed me back he hasn't hearted any pictures though so and that's another thing i want to talk about is that sometimes like a guy who's really hot and cool will text you and you can't even find it in you to like respond to the text like he's already laid out like hey like do you want to go to dinner tomorrow and in your head you're like why would I waste a fucking Friday night on your bitch ass I don't even know you But then there's like a random hot guy that you see and you make a joke about you having chlamydia and then you like go out of your way. There were like 17 steps in order for you to just find him on Instagram. Follow him first.
Speaker: Where is the difference there? Exactly. i want the things I cannot have. Also, I think the reason why i wasn't like outwardly hitting on him or like wanting to say anything was because A, I was like this fucker is going be 27 years old And I found out from his Instagram he's 32.
Speaker: So that's good. and And it's like you never know if he's in a relationship. So um my ego, i guess, just can't handle. So I was just softly going about it.
Speaker: And then I was like, I guess I'm going to go the fucking creepy route and follow him on Instagram and, like, I'll keep you all posted. But, yeah, I mean, you're right.
Speaker: You're right. I did get someone got my number at Bird Street the other night. This little British boy wants to take me on a date. Okay. Did you like him? I can't remember. that Did you get really drunk?
Speaker: ah Like, yeah, a little bit. Wait, how did you fall on Leonardo DiCaprio's table? oh my God. I, like, want to ask Peyton because I feel like she was there with me, but I used to get so obliterated when we would go to hide Juan Oak and everything, and I remember, like, and sometimes my legs would just literally turn into jello, like, if I was wearing, like, heels or whatever. Like, I've had several times I've just fallen on my face.
Speaker: I could have been with Lindsay. I don't know. Anyway, so I remember this one time being at Hyde, I think, and i I don't know what led – one thing led to another. i was on his table – on top of his table and I fell.
Speaker: You were standing on his table. Mm-hmm. Did you fall like on it like what and what was his response to this? I I don't know. Like I don't remember. I need like the the rest of the logistics. Well, you're way he too old for him. He's probably like, get this fucking girl. Oh, yeah. And this was like when I was actually like, you know, 26.
Speaker: And he was like, well, get this granny out of here. Like I already knew this was 10 less than 10 years ago. And I already knew I was too old. Yeah, I was probably trying to get his attention or something.
Speaker: You know me. Yeah. um Yeah, I don't know. But that i that memory unlocked the other night and I sent it to the group because I was like, I have to know who I was with and why the fuck I got on a table. What do you define like a whore as? um Sleeping with you're someone else's boyfriend.
Speaker: Okay. like ah Like going for someone that's off limits. Got it. That's a good definition. Yeah. nothing Nothing having to do with sexuality. It's only like if you are going for another person's man. I just can't even imagine.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Because I'm like the second I see like something in me just like locks up and I truly don't sexualize. Even if my friend is dating the hottest person. Yeah.
Speaker: There's something in me that just does not sexualize them from that time that like a person's like – I agree, but I used to have these dreams that would make me feel so guilty. I think because I, like, tried to overdo, like... The non-sexualization? Yeah. Or, like, trying to be really respectful in front my friends. I feel like my dreams would, like, do this thing where I would have sexual dreams about my friends' boyfriends because I feel like I was so focused. You are pushing it down. They are.
Speaker: Yeah. And so I used to... I have one specific friend's boyfriend. I think I know who you're talking about. But I would... Were you friends him? Yeah. I used to have dreams about sleeping with him constantly.
Speaker: And then I would wake up and feel so awkward and so uncomfortable and so guilty. And that would make me act even weirder. Like, you know, I'm already just acting too weird and like obvious. God, I'm going to start sweating just thinking about it. And I was like, well, do I want to? Like, am I actually weird? And I'm just pretending you like I'm overdoing it. Like, it was a real mindfuck.
Speaker: Yeah, that is. That's like the worst part of anything is the appearance of it.
Speaker: Yeah. You know? I dream every single night a very vivid dream to the point where I wake up exhausted every single morning and there's no fix. What's the dream? They're always really weird.
Speaker: And like I have like 20 different dreams a night. They're always very weird and hard to explain. But just so, so, so vivid. And there are certain people who are always in our dreams. Like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker: Always in my dreams as someone that I'm good friends with. I have no clue. How late does she remind you of me?
Speaker: am boo-boo. It's always Kylie. It's just always Kylie. And... You know what is interesting, though, is that I was never able to dream about my boyfriends until after we broke up.
Speaker: Like, while I was dating any of my boyfriends, I was never dreaming about them. I was always dreaming about my last boyfriend while was with my current boyfriend. My current boyfriend is the only guy I've ever, like, had in my dreams before because I can dream about him.
Speaker: So that that's why you think he's the one? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Is that why you posted that um that selfie of you guys the other day from your close friends? I don't know. I was just feeling crazy. Yeah. Iman like posted a selfie of her and and said besties or something. And it was like the most – it was so cute but it was like – The least me thing. I was like, is she wasted?
Speaker: i was wasted. Yeah. And then, like, you know, I woke up with so much anxiety that I posted my own boyfriend of almost a year. Yeah, she was so embarrassing. I can't even think about it.
Speaker: Okay, we don't have to. I almost screenshotted it, but I was like, ah ah she's not going to let me put this anywhere. No, never. um But also, like, did I tell you that I, like, sat him down the other day and told him, like, what my timeline is?
Speaker: No. I told him – What's the current time? This is the most me thing ever. I sat him down and I said – Did you ah book a calendar? Am I – No. We were at dinner. Okay. And – First I asked him like, okay, when do you think we should move in together?
Speaker: And like a bunch of different things. Yeah. And then I said, okay, well, here's i think we should move in together. Here's what I think you should propose. Here's what I think – We just should get married.
Speaker: And then here's when I think we should have kids. And then he said, OK, what makes you say all those things? I said my reasoning. He said, OK, that makes sense. I'm aligned with that timeline. And I said, okay great.
Speaker: And then we just ate our dinner. I think it's like once it starts to become a reality, i think that's when they actually freak out. So I think he's probably going to like be happy to buy a little more time.
Speaker: I don't think he... He's, like, really ready. So crazy. I know. I'm not ready. And I'm a fucking, like, woman who loves to, like, coddle and take care of anyone but myself. And I'm, like, I'm so far away from it.
Speaker: I feel like if I got pregnant on an accident, he'd be happy about it. Probably. Because one time he was, like... I think i had a pregnancy scare once, which, like, I always just – I'm constantly anxious. So, like, I'm constantly thinking something wrong. Like, i yes, like, okay, I'm pregnant.
Speaker: And he was like, well, what would you do if you were pregnant? And I was like, kill it. Throw that baby in the trash. And he didn't laugh. And he was like, I'd really like to talk about if you were pregnant and not getting rid of it.
Speaker: And I was like, what? You did not say put that baby in the trash and he did it.
Speaker: And he didn't find it funny. He looked like he was going to start crying. I'm not kidding. It was the most awkward like mistime moment. Okay. Well, I'm glad you're like ready now because that means if you do get pregnant, you have to keep it or this man will fucking hate you. Yeah. He wouldn't like forget. Like he wouldn't be okay with that. I remember when I was against abortion.
Speaker: Yeah. When I got pregnant.
Speaker: And then you're like, oh, wait, i get it. Yeah. No, I used to like be a Republican because I was against abortion and then literally got pregnant.
Speaker: And you were like, well, because I was like on a trip with my friend and like we were about to go get drinks. And also I had just moved to L.A. The guy was like a fucktard and ah was in Bali.
Speaker: And while like I was while this was going down. And also really short. And i like my biggest fear in life is having like short sons um who are photographers ah um basically. So it was, you know, him.
Speaker: um So yeah, I took a pregnancy. I was with Molly Schatz. I took a pregnancy test in Seattle in a Starbucks. And then – ah immediately turned from a conservative to a liberal like literally in that bathroom i was like oh i get it now i get it i i'm just listening to my dad i'm not a you know like i'm not actually prioritizing myself so i'm right yeah in that moment everything changed and thank god
Speaker: um What would you do if I started just smoking crack casually? I literally don't know. Okay. Do you think you would react and say something or you would just like let it happen?
Speaker: I literally don't know. Okay. I like I can't even even think about it. We need talk about Jojo Siwa having a boyfriend. Yeah. Kristen had no clue that Jojo Siwa... Has a boyfriend. You don't know anything about the Big Brother. Not heard one single thing. Haven't even seen her in the news.
Speaker: So she went on the show Big Brother with a girlfriend and then fully show it on Big Brother. Yes. Do you watch Big Brother? No, but I saw the clips on TikTok and then she fully fell in love with a boy throughout the show and you see their romance.
Speaker: What? And like you see them start sleeping in the same bed. and Wait, are you going to watch it? Have you watched No, I hadn't seen it, but I'd just seen all the clips. Then you see them start to kiss. Then you see them start to cuddle.
Speaker: And then during the reunion, she invites her girlfriend down all the from Australia, breaks up with her in the backstage, and now she's fully dating him. Like, did she ever think she was bi? No.
Speaker: She was just straight lesb at first. Yeah, and she'd never slept with a guy before. Yeah, people don't understand, like, how important male attention is.
Speaker: you even
Speaker: Like she had never had a taste of it, so she thought she had to be a lesbian. What's that people don't understand the power of male validation? Sometimes. It'll get you. You know me, I hate men.
Speaker: And when they validate me, sometimes I do eat that shit up too. I mean, you have a fucking boyfriend, you freak. That you want to have babies with. No, I don't.
Speaker: Yeah, you said you loved them. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Oh, I did it. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. You said, I want to have his baby Are you kidding? Just enough. Look at this. That's kind of cute. Yeah, so I guess she's not gay.
Speaker: This happened to a girl i grew up with. um She was, she came out fully gay and then just ended up being bi, which I guess that happens all the time. That's not like the craziest story, but.
Speaker: Yeah. It's just a reminder to like.
Speaker: live your life, get male validation. Yeah. Just dry mail up trail ma trail try male validation once to verify that you're a lesbian.
Speaker: Yeah. And, you know, if you like it. think any validation works on me. Well, yeah, because you're a lesbian. Yeah. Well, like, I guess what I'm saying is, like, I just always thought I was straight because a girl had never flirted with me.
Speaker: And then when a girl flirted with me, I was receptive. Yeah, you were like, oh, I'm gay. So, and then a guy flirts me again. i'm like, oh, wait. Yeah. So, I just, I'll, I could sway what you say. You let attention. I just need attention. Right, right, right, right.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess I'm um probably similar. Like, just anyone. Yeah. could be old. It doesn't really matter. Yeah. Like, teachers. used to always have crush on my teachers that were really nice to me.
Speaker: Oh. I didn't sexualize any of my teachers. Felt very naughty and wrong. Whatever. You're such a fucking bitch.
Speaker: Just felt, like, really wrong and inappropriate, you know? no
Speaker: Did you guys have any like teacher um scandals with students? A school that I like used to tour a lot and I was maybe going to go there called Montclair Prep.
Speaker: One of their – Or like musically? Yes. Okay. One of their teachers was fully in a relationship with a student and their school lost their accreditation and all the kids had to go to a new school and like that year didn't count.
Speaker: What? Yeah. Because they were openly dating and like the school allowed it? I don't really remember the details. just remember once it came out, the guy went to jail and the school, they it closed like that same day and they all had to go schools. What?
Speaker: Yeah. We had one at our school. It was um a teacher and a student and then they like continued after she graduated. Like it was full on. Ew. Posting Facebook photos. No. Yes.
Speaker: I don't get when people aren't embarrassed. That's what weirds me out. Yeah. And now she's a lesbian. Right. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Maybe I'm getting her and her cousin computers actually. No, she is.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess. Another person got confused. I think just everyone is everything. Everyone's everything. Everyone just wants attention and to be loved. Yeah.
Speaker: Stop labeling it. Hey, here's a new idea. Fuck labels. Fuck labels. Dude, literally fuck labels. I think just came up with an new concept. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's just everything.
Speaker: Everyone is a everything. a And everyone. Can you think of like on the top of your head the most embarrassing thing you've witnessed another person?
Speaker: Like a secondhand witness of embarrassment? Say that again. Can you think of the most embarrassing thing you've witnessed for another person?
Speaker: The first thing that comes to mind is actually really not politically correct.
Speaker: I think that's probably fine because we're already. I was watching pedophiles get caught um on TikTok. And it's so embarrassing watching their responses to getting caught. Because first of all, it's just disgusting. And the guy was like, how old was she?
Speaker: Like, he has the camera on the guy. And they're like, 13. I know I shouldn't be doing it. but ah And they're like tweaking out and freaking out. And it's so embarrassing. Like... Have you ever seen the video?
Speaker: Yes. Like that reaction? Yes. Their eyes get so wide and they get so embarrassed. It's like you want it to be happening because you want them be so embarrassed. But like hearing and then they'll like read out loud out loud the messages that they're sending to the girls.
Speaker: oh And it's so embarrassing to watch. But like I'm kind of addicted because I love them just like getting outed. Getting outed. Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad. It's like an embarrassing. I mean, yeah. Try living with someone that that happened with and it going fucking viral on TikTok and YouTube.
Speaker: And then I was like associated with him. That's so embarrassing. So embarrassing. guess my story is my life. Because my story is your life. Yeah. Associated with tetapiles.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: He was like, oh, so bad. Anyway, um my i another thing I was reminded about the other day, whenever I was working for someone, we had like a shared we had like shared notes for like all our projects. No, no, no, no, no. No, you're going to die. oh He was writing out breakup text. No.
Speaker: Yeah, his responses to things ah in our shared notes. And I could see them. And I was like – ah Like I put, I don't even think I screenshotted them. i don't think I like told anyone for a while yeah because I was like, i I can't be seeing these things. I'm working for yeah this man who's pouring his heart out in these messages.
Speaker: Going through a breakup actively. I'm getting alerts in my notes.
Speaker: Like, i'm i have such anxiety right now thinking about it. That's really bad. Something similar happened to me once where in my work group chat, this girl, you could tell she tried to copy and paste something, but she had just, like, copied and pasted, like, a breakup text to her boyfriend from her dad's app.
Speaker: So she copied and pasted it and texted it into our chat. Oh. And it was a long paragraph. Oh. And she took it like a champ. She moved on like it was not like oh, sorry, LOL. And then just like kept going. She's like also kind like a well-known like kind of influencer.
Speaker: And I mean, it's relatable. Who isn't sending out paragraphs occasionally? Me? Yeah.
Speaker: I'm not either. Yeah, you are. No, not anymore. i'm not currently in a paragraph state of life.
Speaker: I'm not really crashing out. Oh. Whatever. um I am chilling. I don't know. i can't remember the last time I'm crashing out. R-Chiller.
Speaker: Anyway, so should we end on that one, or...
Speaker: Yeah, I think that's a good place to end. Okay. um Okay. Bye, guys.
