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Eames' Important News Discussion
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh, my God. Okay. Should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call me. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... It's fucking Christ. Is it starting now? Yes, it is. But that was such an aggressive... Okay, guess what? I didn't even mean it that way. That's my bad.
00:00:25
Speaker
That's my bad. I didn't even mean it that way. I just was wondering. Thank you. I hope you' um your is on there recording already. When I said, who's recording, you said, Jesus Christ, Yvonne, it was me. And then I took full accountability. Is that what you're wanting everyone to see right now? Okay. yeah um Cool. So, hey guys, it's us. I literally feel a UTI coming on. I need to chug water right after this podcast. Uh-oh, or maybe I know really quick. No, like I already went, but I held it all day.
00:01:01
Speaker
No, I know. yeah I sometimes just get in the mood where I can't go pee, like it sounds too boring. I don't know if that's why you were modeling. So it's like, you can't yeah i get that, which brings me into my first piece of tea.
Golf Course Incident with Eames' Ex
00:01:15
Speaker
So I was on set today for a golf campaign. So, okay. Something that I didn't fill you guys in on last week is that after we did the hear me out episode. And I said, I love running into an ex. Like it's the funnest thing ever. I ran into my ex the next day on the golf course.
00:01:31
Speaker
What I didn't mention yet is that I spilled coffee all over the back of my skirt before the golf like day even started. And I run into him. He's like, hey, mon. I'm like thinking we're going to talk. He like looks down at my skirt and he goes, has that been there for a while? And I looked down. I didn't know I had coffee on my skirt yet. And I look over and I see coffee all on the back of my skirt. Like it's kind of dried too. So it looks perfectly like period blood. So it was just like the best possible scenario for me, obviously, in that moment to have coffee like all over my butt.
00:02:01
Speaker
i was really amazing It was a white skirt, yeah. Also in front of that ex who like literally will point it out. Like he couldn't fucking wait to point that out. It's one of the types that's like embarrassing. Yes. ah Yes. He's the type to be like, Iman, you need some more makeup on. You're not looking too good right now.
00:02:22
Speaker
Like he's that kind of ex. I'm going to punt. He's actually kind of giving like he's for the girls. You know what I mean? Like is he so cunty? Or what? Yes, he's like very cunty. He's like giving kind of like if he wasn't so straight, I'd be like,
00:02:37
Speaker
Okay. he like me alls nice He's giving like good advice, probably like you're walking away. oh being like un thebeliable over but Like it doesn't, I never took it personally, really with him. Cause it just feels like he genuinely is like, Hey, you don't look too good. But if I did look good, he'd be like, you look amazing. But it's not like being a hater. It's just like, well, he's just, well, he's not being like a misogynist, like dickhead. Like there's some way there's ways to say that. And like sometimes you'll oversee that for someone to be like, Oh, you're a man that I will, I will never speak to again. This is a guy who's like genuinely like girl.
00:03:07
Speaker
like he's like I don't know what type of makeup you need i probably have used him in my life pretty early on. but
Ex's Feedback and Critiques
00:03:15
Speaker
um yeah Actually can I use this opportunity to bring up that I did read your ex's feedback for you when I was trying to clean up space on our hard drive.
00:03:27
Speaker
It was there. It was there. Yes, you can bring it up, but I'm not even done with my story. I'm just scraping the surface of what happened today, but yes, my I sent my ex a survey and I said, what did you think about dating me? I said to a couple of people that I dated, he's the only one that filled it out. He said on there, I have a lack of interest in self-care because I hate shaving my legs, getting my nails done, I hate taking a shower.
00:03:51
Speaker
He said, lack of interest in self-care is my red flag, and also daddy issues, which is just like, fuck off. You have daddy issues, whatever. yeah Then what else did he say? that Those were the only two I picked up on. The daddy issues, I was like, whoa, he went there. Yeah. Because at first, I was like, just fill it out. I'm not going to care. It's anonymous. and Then I saw the daddy issues. I want to text him so bad. and This was the same ex? Yes. Okay. that's Amazing because I envisioned that and okay great sorry continue. with you Yeah I show up to set today mind you like it's a full campaign so there's like a lighting team there's photographers there's like five models and so I had already told everyone that just the previous week I'd ran into my ex on the golf course and I had coffee on the skirt so we're doing a shoot where like we're all kind of like interlocked in arms so they want to see like okay now a fun one like we're all kind of like pretending like we're linking arms on in the golf course walking in slow motion.
00:04:49
Speaker
And
Photoshoot Disruption by Eames' Ex
00:04:50
Speaker
I hear someone in the middle of the shoe go, Iman, like driving like past me on a golf cart and it was fucking like who pulls like into.
00:05:03
Speaker
kind of the hole that I'm at. So everyone turns around, the lighting, the photographers, the models. And I was like, hey. And then he goes, yeah, this is my country club. This is where I go. Mind you, he's screaming it trying to have a full conversation when I'm in the photo. Like its they're in the middle of like taking snapshots of all of us. And I was like, what? And he's like, yeah, this is my country club that I go to. And I was like,
00:05:29
Speaker
Okay. I literally just said, okay, like you need to keep going. Also, this is the country class. Why are you trying to have a conversation right now? so He keeps going, then everyone's like, who's that? and I was like, oh, we used to date. and They were like, how many X's do you have? like It sounds like I'm always... like Honestly, not that many. It's insane. that i just It happened to me two weeks in a row.
00:05:51
Speaker
but Here's the thing is like I manifested that one time and now it's coming double. Why can't my other manifestations come into fruition? Because I know there's other things that want more than that. It will, but you're not ready. You need to say it on this podcast because I think this is the manifestation zone because you said it that last time you're ready to an X. You have to say it out loud on this podcast. Yeah. This is the portal.
00:06:13
Speaker
Yeah, so true. So could you talk about his making the $9 million? Kristin keeps bringing up that she wants us to get a $9 million dollars deal, so we each get $3 million. It's very specific. She's like, yeah, then we'll each have our $3 million. It's like she came up with that number one day. She's like, so then we'll have the $9 million, and then we'll each get the $3 million, and that's a part that she always brings up. How about we do 10 million? 1 million goes into the production of the podcast. Oh, okay. live shows, other stuff. Yeah. And then you're gonna say taxes. I was like, okay, Peyton, we get it. You're paying. We fucking get it. Peyton has brought up paying her taxes. I'm like, girl, good yourself. Keep it to yourself. There's too many of them, I think. but um Okay, well, yeah, we need 10 mil for like inflation taxes and production.
00:07:08
Speaker
Yeah, we could really use some more production, I think. Oh, we could, because it's basically just me, kind of, and that's scary. yeah um Okay, and here's the next thing that I want to talk about before we get into the other thing that we're going to talk about. Do you guys stop at stop signs? Because I recently found out that I have a lot of friends that aren't stopping.
00:07:31
Speaker
Yeah, I'm terrified of getting pulled over. so Are you guys doing the full three seconds? No. I'm stopping. I'm coming to a complete stop. Okay, me too. I'm better about it now. Actually, funny story, my cousin Tracy growing up, um she's like really funny, but she's really dry. She told me i literally on my 16th birthday, I think that um the stop signs with white around them were optional. And it took me like a while to notice that all stop signs had white around him, but she told it so dead pan and like never told me she was joking. And I was like, surely she wouldn't joke about like a stop sign thing. Like that's kind of like deadly. And so she just thought you were like maybe going to double check or like get a second opinion. You know what I mean? Or just like knew that all stop signs had wider. So how long
Misleading Stop Signs Story
00:08:23
Speaker
did you think they were optional before you found out? 16 years.
00:08:27
Speaker
I'm just joking. um A few weeks and months, maybe. Also, like the first time I drove with my dad, I drove on the full wrong side of the road. Good. From the beginning, I should have never operated a vehicle. I asked a couple of friends if they stopped at Stop Science recently, and they were talking about how they didn't, and I just like couldn't believe that some of my friends weren't stopping.
00:08:55
Speaker
Yeah, but you were also talking about how you like rip through the hills of LA, like the sketchy. Well, because I grew up like going through those hills, like when I got my license, I was driving on those hills like on Mulholland. That's scarier than not stopping at stoplight. Well, obviously, I was like 16. And we thought we were cool. And like, oh, yeah, we know it. Like we can just zoom through this. That was like me being and weird and young. Lasting born to die. do No, actually, yes.
00:09:23
Speaker
no No, that was actually on the playlist. Yes. So you guys sent in some questions. We're going to answer them. And like, here's the thing you guys, I'm going to be honest. I'm like not super impressed with the questions that you guys sent in. I kind of feel like you were asking us questions, but you weren't giving enough info. Like someone said,
00:09:45
Speaker
Where should she move after she graduates? I don't know where you live now. I don't know like there is this dumb stuff I'm not making fun of anyone like there's I just literally need more info So when we ask again, I need you guys to really come with all the details not like No details are too many but it just did they end them? I put them in the box half and half Because like if y'all need to more space, we should just do a Google Form or something. That's what I do for Ask P and they can type away. We have a Google Form. Oh. You're exposing yourself. OK. This one, I'm just going to get out of the way first.
00:10:24
Speaker
This girl says, hear me out. Picking a scab and eating it. It's satisfying texture. No, no, absolutely not. Cut that. We're not talking about that. Just keep it up. It's so fucking disgusting. Keep it in. So gross. Keep it in. OK, whatever. OK, next. A boy said I had an emotionless personality and I'm self-conscious about dating. Good.
00:10:54
Speaker
Great. That sounds like you're winning. I just feel like perfect different guys are going to have different perceptions of you. Like they're a guy there that would say, I fucking suck. And there are guys out there that would say, youre I fucking rule. Obviously, here's the thing. Clearly not interested if it's like, like that's the energy energy she's bringing. So it's like, why? Like, who cares? If you're that you're bringing to that person, like you're just not into them.
00:11:23
Speaker
Yeah. He's kind of telling on like, that's kind of embarrassing for him. Yeah. Okay. Next. Um, I had sex with someone who's hot and we always flirt and have sexual tension. And then we hooked up and it was so mid SMH. That one's kind of like events. That's like standard. That's like, it happens every time. well why does it happen every Everyone thinks it's going to be like a crazy thing, but it's like people forget how insecure people are.
00:11:51
Speaker
other people are deep down and that you have to like kind of be comfortable to go there. So I feel like most people like obviously sometimes you have like crazy good sex the first time but it's like I feel like also that's normal to build up to it. So I wouldn't like really count it out.
00:12:10
Speaker
Yeah, 1000%. That's actually happened to me before where I was really attracted to someone. And then when we hooked up, it was like, so awkward and so weird that I was like, we're never sleeping together again. And then obviously get tips and stuff with him again. And over time, like over the course of it might have taken like two months, I would say maybe top two sexual favorite sexual partners I've ever had. It just took a while to get there because also sometimes I feel like guys have something that they're into that they're too afraid to like say the first couple times that you have sex with them. Like I feel like everyone has like a thing. Right. Would you guys agree? But it's like, you don't know this. I wouldn't say everyone. I get what you're saying. Like you have to learn each other. Yeah, I get that.
00:12:56
Speaker
However, I think that two months honing on on your sexual escapades to like make it good is way too long. Also, it doesn't seem like she's talking about like, we had crazy sexual chemistry, et cetera, et cetera. I guess it depends on what you want with this person. So like, if you want to date them, then obviously you like are going to be getting better at the sex, but maybe she just thought like, this sex isn't it weird that like,
00:13:21
Speaker
I thought it was going to be great. it does ah Yeah. Cause sometimes there's too much buildup and you're chewing your head, you know, that's kind of why it's like alcohol is nice. Cause it kind of alleviates that.
00:13:33
Speaker
I also think though some guys exude this like confidence that is false. Absolutely. Like I think that's why I don't like ever like the the loudest guy or like the guy who like is the most charming or suave because I'm literally like you're horrible in bed I can already fucking tell. Like you're overcompensating. My next was like so honest with me about that he was like he I feel like even bad like saying this like it's too much information even though it's probably not.
00:13:58
Speaker
that he like said he was like he gets better like as he goes, like the more comfortable like he gets with me kind of thing. And you wouldn't think that a dude would approach sex that way, but they do. um well Men are insecure too. like they have to i mean I think there's a part of it that's like that. And he like obviously respects you. like He's trying to, like um I guess, make it something special more than just like fucking. Yeah.
00:14:28
Speaker
But I don't know, I feel like i've that's happened to me before and I was like, it wasn't, it was to the point where I was like, ew. Like it was grossed out. Yeah. But I guess that's not med. I guess that's like just bad. Yeah. All right. Next question. What to do if your boyfriend is bad at planning dates slash doesn't pay close attention to detail, but is trying. Well, he's trying.
00:14:52
Speaker
i In what ways is he trying? like right There's not enough info. You guys, we need more info. Here's what I would say to this. If he's bad at planning dates and doesn't pay close enough attention, I would say if you're like open to it, try to like plan the perfect dates that you would want kind of like for you guys so that he kind of catches on. like I feel like my boyfriend doesn't always take the initiative to like find a dinner place and ask me to go to dinner and like do all the things. But it's just like he's good at so many other things that I can like find a restaurant that I really want to go to, make a reservation, we go like he pays for it. And then I just had a great night that like was super easy for me to also figure out and now he kind of knows what I want for myself. So I don't know, I feel like you could also just teach him if you want.
00:15:44
Speaker
Yeah. I'm a planner. So like I like when Joe does stuff like that, but also if Joe were to be like, we're going here, we're doing this. I like it sometimes, but otherwise I'm like, you, this is like a plan that I was going to make or I'll be like, I want to go here. And then he sets it up. Right. I know by the way, this week I'm done with like nuance and like being nice. So that's why I'm just being very, what do you mean by that today? I'm just exhausted. So I feel like I'm just being like the most to me that I could ever be.
00:16:15
Speaker
Just direct. what else What prompted that? What prompted? Well, um, the United States is going through the same situation in terms of like, uh, I guess various activity that happened like pre world war two in Germany. Um, we're kind of going through that right now. and There's like a lot of parallels. So i just been kind of thinking about that all day. every day That's the most yeah pain name answer I've ever heard in my life. So now I'm just sitting here and I'm trying not to panic because I'm like okay, is this like
00:16:48
Speaker
Am I being crazy? like Is this not happening? But then I'm like looking at it happening, and I'm like, I think it is happening. So then I just sit here, and I talk to Joe. like you know That meme that's like the girl with all the like the equations and stuff, and she's looking. Or like the guy who has like from, um I think it's always Sunny, where he has like his like conspiracy up on the wall, and he's like, his eyes are bloodshot red. That's literally me to Joe every day. And I'm like, in another thing.
00:17:16
Speaker
I know, it's like really hard to know where to go from there because, um yeah. Yeah, so we haven't really talked about that, obviously, or or like try we're trying to ignore it. We're all moving forward, okay? We are moving forward. But yeah, that's what's just been on my mind, so now I'm just sitting here. I have like nothing left to be like key keying, so this is perfect for questions because I can just be like, yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah.
00:17:43
Speaker
Okay, Kristin, I feel like we have a lot to say about this one. This one is, hear me out, a glass of wine in the middle of a workout to get you out of a funk. oh Sorry, sorry, sorry, not workout. Hear me out, a glass of wine in the middle of a workday to get you out of a funk. Oh, absolutely. I think that's exactly what you need in the middle of a workday. Yeah, when I was like an office siren. What does that mean?
00:18:09
Speaker
TikTok, hello. Aren't you the youngest one there? I'm sorry. I tried to say that was the straightest face. Wait, what is a work siren? Office siren. What's an office siren? It's like an aesthetic. It's like the hot office corporate girly.
00:18:25
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. Like on TikTok, girls will get on there and be like, here's my office siren outfits. And then like everyone who has like a real job will be like, don't dress like this. It's like a pencil skirt with like signet and stilettos and like the fake glasses. The Jeffrey Campbell latest. Yeah. Actually, no, those are like a little too grunge. Like I'm talking like, pointed toe stiletto. um Anyway, back in my office siren days, I loved nothing more than going and getting a few drinks at lunch, I would go to Houston a few. ah Yeah, I would get like a couple glasses of wine, the kale salad. And
00:19:06
Speaker
um Yeah, probably smoke a joint too and then go back and like sell millions of dollars of software to people three times my age. I feel like we haven't talked about your like corporate life enough. And also, I feel like you need to tell the story about when Chrissy Teigen showed up at your apartment.
Unexpected Visit by Chrissy Teigen
00:19:26
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Have I not told that? No. Okay, so I have lived a few thousand lives. And one of them was after college, I went to I lived in moved to Dallas with um a couple of my best friends and worked in like corporate America. I was a software sales girl. And while I worked for a startup first, and then I got record recruited to a corporation, but we have we don't need to go into details.
00:19:55
Speaker
Um, and I anyway, I was living in Dallas with two of my best friends. And we were just there, Jesse and Hillary are two of the silliest goofiest little girls you'll ever meet in your life. And we were out one night, a little tipsy.
00:20:12
Speaker
And um Chrissy Teigen had posted an Instagram at a Mexican restaurant down the street from our house. So Hillary, um being my weirdo little friend, um comment ah commented our address on her Instagram.
00:20:29
Speaker
And she didn't tell Jesse or I. And so we're at dinner, we're drunk, we go home with um a bunch of our friends come over, we're all like smoking, we're in our PJs fully ready for bed. And um someone like knocks at the door at like 1030pm. And Jesse and Hillary always are convinced they're going to be murdered. Like in any scenario, they know where the exit door is, like they always think they're going to be murdered.
00:20:58
Speaker
And our front door is downstairs. Like we're on a three level and a three- levelve apartment. So we almost like ignore the door knock, but they knock again. And so I go down and this guy is at the door and he's like, is Hillary here? Again, I still have no fucking clue what's going on. Hillary does not tell us that she has commented her address on a public Instagram post.
00:21:25
Speaker
And so I'm like Hillary who like trying to play dumb because I'm like, Oh, I'm literally about to get murdered by this gay man. And um then Chrissy Teague, she could see that I start to like freak out and Chrissy Teague and like pops out from behind them and she was like, hi. And I was like, oh my God. And I just like screamed. And so they thought I was getting fucking murdered, but they didn't come downstairs for at least three minutes. And until I finally, they heard me like actually talking to them and then Moo came downstairs and anyway, Chrissy
00:22:00
Speaker
Tegan came with like her crew and she was like, we came to teach you a lesson that you shouldn't write your um address on like a public Instagram. And we were like, okay, yes, but like, like, if anything, I'm gonna comment on everyone's Instagram to come over because this showed me that if you comment, they'll show up. Yeah, I'm like, this wasn't the best lesson, Chrissy.
00:22:25
Speaker
How long ago was that? That was like before I met you. Yeah, this was like eight or nine years ago, maybe 10. Oh, no, almost 10 because Mu was a puppy and she just turned 10.
00:22:37
Speaker
And I've actually seen Chrissy at an event since and we reminisced on it and she was dying fucking laughing. It was probably two years ago. So it was like eight years later and I was like, do you remember coming up? I was like showing up at some girls' apartments in Dallas. She was like, yes. And I was like, that was me. She was like, no. ah And um she was like, we still talk about that to this day. And I was like, yeah, we do too.
00:23:03
Speaker
We obviously do too. They posted us to our Instagram. We all looked fucking disgusting. Wait, you need to find that photo. Wait, you also need to tell the cruise photo. I mean, the cruise story. Oh my God. You guys, we just got a DM from someone that was like... Wait, let me let me read the DM.
00:23:23
Speaker
Okay, yeah.
Intense Cruise Romance and Breakup
00:23:24
Speaker
really It says, fun fact, I met Kristin on a Royal Caribbean cruise in 2016. A photo memory from the trip popped up today and she's front and center in a group photo with my friends and I. First of all, pause. She's front and center in a group photo with my friends and I. She's, one more time, friend center. No. In a group photo with friends that are not hers. Okay. Yeah. yeah Okay, keep going. It's like you don't even ah know.
00:23:53
Speaker
I probably would have never found y'all's hilarious podcast if it weren't for that while Caribbean cruise seven years ago. First off, this cruise was free. We got eight days of a cruise for free, me and like three of my friends because in like return for Instagram posts. And it was like the time of our fucking lives to be honest. Um, this is going in the roundup in the photo roundup this photo the crews wait on it. table I respond to her and I'm like, Oh my god, were you friends with the dude in the blue because there's a dude in the photo.
00:24:31
Speaker
that I truly madly deeply acted like I like I love bomb to this shit out of this guy. I acted like we were dating we were going to get married. I went and visited him in Dallas. So night one, we go to like, you know, one of the clubs or whatever and obviously everyone on this cruise is three times our age and just kind of like not the vibe. So we're in our own little world. And then randomly, we meet this other group of um people that are like kind of our age. And my dude that I ended up, you know, falling in love with was dancing like crazy on the dance floor. And of course, I was like loving it. And what kind of dances?
00:25:21
Speaker
just crazy it like I don't think I would love it today but I think i I was loving it for the energy like on the cruise I was not yeah yeah especially because like he was the only one anywhere close to my age and he looked like you were in like cruise universe it's just like a different place exactly I'm like for a cruise you're hot Um, and he yeah, he looked like Cruz, Steve. Oh, let's call him that. And I also have like sexual chemistry from this one experiences, Steve. Oh, at Gracias Madre. So this was like a dream. come You laughed at your joke one time. Yeah, sexual chemistry. He laughed at your joke one time. Yeah, he's not like a dude.
00:26:03
Speaker
um Anyway, so okay, I meet this guy and I'm just like, Oh, this is the love of my life. He's so fucking weird. I'm so into it. I just cling. And I don't even I think it was half of a bit half like being serious because you know, I still was who I am today. And he just like I basically would like ditch my friends to go on dates with him on the cruise we would like go get ice cream together we were holding hands whenever we would like get off the boat to go to Cozumel we were like going on dates. Wait, why are cruise boyfriends so serious? Like I've never had one but my sister had one and they were mostly married and then never spoke again. no the
00:26:49
Speaker
Serious relationship I've ever been in. But okay, so I'm like, okay, I actually am kind of into this man. So we keep talking after the cruise. I go and visit him because he lives in Dallas or like outside of Dallas. And I snap out of it like this. I'm like, oh my God, I can't do this. um because i So I fly in with Mu, of course. And- No, why did you bring Mu?
00:27:19
Speaker
Because I'm always going to bring Mo. That's the thing about it. I'm always going to bring Mo. Did he know before? he Like how did you introduce that you were going to bring him on a trip like to stay with him with your dog? I probably just told him. Like I do everyone.
00:27:34
Speaker
Anyway, so um I show up with my dog and- To get dicked down in Dallas. Basically. But then he is like being a pussy and doesn't want to ah call out of work. So I was supposed to like hang it in his apartment all day the next day. And then basically we like went to have dinner. Dinner was like weird. We went to hook up. When we were hooking up, I was like, this needs to be over right fucking now.
00:28:03
Speaker
Then I um go to like the couch and I'm texting my friends that live in actual Dallas. He lives in like you know Plano or like somewhere outside. Something random. And um I literally am like, you guys, I can't fucking do this. What do I do? What do I do? So I decide to like suck it up for the night because I don't know how to tell him right after we fuck that I need to leave immediately.
00:28:31
Speaker
So I suck it up and the next day when he's at work, I leave his apartment with Mu and I call him while he's at work and break up with him. You have like a woman scoring that. Have you seen the movie Enough with JLo? Yeah. You left like that a little bit.
00:28:50
Speaker
So the fact that that was like his friend that was like, Hey, because he like kept he he was like not over it. Like he was not he was very thrown off. He was still trying to get back with me and then one of my evil fucking friends.
00:29:07
Speaker
Um, during 2020, when we were like, you know, getting fucked up in our little small circles, one of them dared me to text him and act like I was coming to Dallas and wanted to meet up and hang out. No, help for it. No. Yes.
00:29:27
Speaker
so sad He got Chrissy'd. He got for fucking Chrissy'd. He got Chrissy'd. We've all been Chrissy'd. It's okay. Yeah, the Chrissy and goes back further than I remember sometimes like that was that was a good eight years ago. Wait, that year was crazy for you. All right. Okay, really quick before. um Before we go to the next question, what's like the latest update with? Well, obviously bleep the names.
00:29:59
Speaker
um We've been chit chatting on the phone. He keeps trying to hang out and I'm just kind of like keep putting it off. He tried to come meet up um for my birthday and I ghosted him, quote unquote, is what he's saying. And honestly, I respect his um hustle. Like he just keeps like picking up the phone and calling me and then we like accidentally have an hour conversation. And then afterwards I'm like,
00:30:28
Speaker
I think I'm annoyed of you and I think you're really sassy but I also like wish we were still talking on the phone kind of. Kristin has a crush. Kristin has a crush. I have a baby crush. I think I've been nervous to meet him again because I am nervous that I disassoci i just didn't like him whenever we were going to hook up and that's why I disassociated. I'm trying to let it build on the phone because he is 45 years old.
00:30:55
Speaker
and That's hot, but also, I don't know, whatever. Anyway, so we're supposed to hang out this weekend. I told him we could finally hang out.
00:31:09
Speaker
He said, are we going to remain pin pals? or and It's so sassy. He was like, like I'm 45. I'm literally close to death. So, so yeah he needs to get it going. You know what I mean? Exactly. Does he listen to this podcast still? Yes. Well, no, he told me he stopped. and Yeah. Another thing you guys, I started to fucking tell him a story the other day on the phone and no, because he had heard it on the podcast. No, I was like, you're recycling your content.
00:31:38
Speaker
Well, no, because he was asking me the last day i went was asking me like the last dates I was going on and lost people I was talking to. And then he said something he was like, I'm just going to show up at your house or whatever. And I go, well, I actually had a boy do that recently. And he goes, Yeah, I know. And I was like, Oh, he's like Tim. Yeah, he's like Tim.
00:32:04
Speaker
You're X. Okay. Listen to the last few. He said, once you forebode me, I stopped listening, but he already knows too much. You got like, I've, I don't believe that, but okay. I don't either. Next one. How long should it take a guy to determine the relationship? Everything's going well, but it's been almost two months. That's like no time for boys.
00:32:29
Speaker
And two months is a good and amount of time. It depends on how often you've seen each other, though, I think. Well, did I read you guys my journal entries when he wasn't making me his girlfriend yet? I was gonna say there's two different types of people in this world. There's Iman and then there's me and that like, tiptoed very easily into things. So that's like kind of a loaded question.
Journal Reflections on Relationship Status
00:32:54
Speaker
that it's Well, here's the thing. I feel like I tiptoed into things before I met Joe. And then I met Joe when you were full in.
00:33:02
Speaker
And it was easy. Like I didn't even think about it. I was like, Oh yeah, we're dating. Like it it wasn't like when he's, when he called me as girlfriend, I did have a moment where I was like, I wasn't freaked out, but I was like, this is a compromise. Like not really a compromise. What is it? It's a, it's a relationship that I feel like needs boundaries and rules. yeah you can So it wasn't like I got freaked out. It was more like, Oh, well if I'm your girlfriend, if you want me to be, cause I'm not right now, you need to agree to a set of terms. Right.
00:33:31
Speaker
So I think I did that, but it happened pretty quick. It all depends on what your preference is. If you've been needing two weeks and you're like, hey, I want a boyfriend who wants to be my boyfriend after two weeks, that's okay. If you're like, hey, I could move, it just all depends on what you want. It sounds like you want him to ask you. How often you hang out, it depends on like so many fucking things.
00:33:51
Speaker
yeah we Yeah, it's true. It's your also your preference. So it's like it's like it's like a aligning with another person in their timeline. But you just have to be telling them like what you want. So, for example, like week two of dating my current boyfriend, I was like, hey, like I'm looking for a boyfriend. So I'm actually going to read some of my journal entries, just a little taste. um So this one's after our first date.
00:34:13
Speaker
Um, okay. I talk about the date. I'm actually, that's that one's too embarrassing, but I basically talk about we went on a first date. We have great chemistry. I like him so much. He's so amazing. Then this is exactly two.
00:34:31
Speaker
This is about four weeks later. Me and and have been dating for two months now. He hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend yet. I'm annoyed, but trying to live in the moment.
00:34:46
Speaker
Like, this feels like my middle school diary I wrote just like one month ago. He doesn't have to be his girlfriend yet. I've been trying to live in the moment. Otherwise, still loving the time.
00:34:59
Speaker
Wait, here's the thing. I feel like this stage of relationships transports all of us back to middle school. Like yes I was more of a, I didn't like, I wasn't really into the dating game in middle school. I was a late bloomer, but I will say like, I appreciated the guys who were like, sent you a note. Are you my girlfriend? Yes or no? because if like Check, check. We're good.
00:35:21
Speaker
Yes or no it's no? There's nothing else going on. I was so direct, but then there's some people who like like the like the flirtatious part of it, which I don't. have that more like this is I'm more of like a business deal. Me too. Are you agreeing to terms? I'm agreeing to terms. I like to really live out each each phase.
00:35:43
Speaker
you know, like the courting. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so it just depends on timing because all the phases happen. Right now, your own timing. So I actually put a date in here, which I would stop talking to my feet and ask me, I said, if he does not make me his girlfriend.
00:36:01
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yeah
00:36:05
Speaker
By the way, he did it much before then. I was giving him a lot of time because I didn't want to break up with him. But I was like making myself a promise in my journal. I was like, he doesn't make these girl from back top for 30th. But I had I was already ready. And it was like, this was on September 26. So I was willing to wait one more month. Like that's a really big deal. Yeah. um And then here. Wait, this is this is two days later. I'm going to read the first sentence. My boyfriend now.
00:36:36
Speaker
I cannot wait for you to read that on your wedding. What is this gonna become? Are you gonna make this a book later for all of us? No, this is literally just, well, okay, I already wrote a book, kind of. But this is like, this is just my literal journal that I write to myself so I don't forget stuff. Okay, but how much would you sell that for? If 3-way got big and we were gonna do merch. Never in my fucking life would I sell what's in here. This is so embarrassing. This would ruin me. I used to not journal because I was scared of other people finding it.
00:37:05
Speaker
No, that's why I never did. That was such a fear in me. like Remember? Did you guys have like the kitschy little journals that locked? Yes, and I would never write anything real in there. No, me neither. But I probably wrote realer stuff, but it's like when you have siblings, nothing's safe. Now I journal.
00:37:24
Speaker
all over the place. My notes app, any notebook that's around. I just actually- On Instagram? Yeah. On Instagram on this podcast. I have two podcasts. I'm journaling verbally yeah the whole time. Fair enough. We're vernal-ing.
00:37:44
Speaker
That was really, really vulnerable for me to read on here, you guys. Because here's the thing, I don't realize it sounds like that as I'm writing it. like I'm just like, okay, here's my... And then I read it out loud and I'm like, he's so amazing. He's so cool. And I'm like...
00:38:01
Speaker
there's no journal and like not sound like that though. Like I just know I just reread one from like a few ah years ago. And I was like, it's like, because you're quite literally romanticizing life. Even if you're complaining, you're still like, I don't know, like,
00:38:21
Speaker
Yeah, it's just giving very middle school the way that it sounds. Because you want to give every detail so you don't really care about how it sounds and so you just like dream of conscious, right? And so it just like, I don't know. I think it's the narration is what really makes it sound yammer. Yeah, that was really embarrassing. That's for me to have anxiety over tomorrow morning and tell you, cut it. But we'll see. It's actually kind of fun to have anxiety. And then you like, and then you release the episode and you're like, Oh, nothing happened. I'll do out for being a lesbian at all. That's true. I've actually been waiting for someone to say it. I'm actually annoyed. Okay. Well, we haven't posted any content that they can like. Yeah. I've been so busy today. I'm going to post something tomorrow. Um, okay. Someone said, I have a six hour delay at the airport. What should I do again?
00:39:15
Speaker
i don't know which airport you're at you we need more info well just what we did and do a um Bucket list. Bucket list. Do a bucket list. Okay. Here's what you have to do. Get a drink at a bunch of different bars. So like wherever there's one bar to get a drink, get one there, then go to a different one, then go to a different one, meet people, be open, ask people questions, bar hop. And just like, it's not real. Being in the airport is like not a real, like it's not your real life. It's like cruise universe. Yes. Yes. It's just like cruise universe. Literally.
00:39:51
Speaker
And be careful. It's not real. You'll think it's real. To go do something. I really thought I was gonna like date and marry the guy. I encourage world. Yes. And I literally snapped out of it like this. Like I do. I i can't trust myself. I just don't. I don't know. um Okay. so Some girl said Do you judge me when I DM you? Be honest, okay? No, we freaking love it. And I feel like we treat the people who DM us like they're one of our ah one of us. Yeah, just like friend stuff. So if we say something mean, it's not like actually mean, it's more like you're in this vibe with us. Yeah, that's why I don't respond because... Well, Kristin's been banned. So.
00:40:47
Speaker
How do you refer to yourself in your head? Do you say I, you, or we? This has caused so much debate.
00:40:55
Speaker
I don't refer to myself as anything. Well, I guess in my journal, oh my God, I'm so happy. Yeah, I'll say I. Your I. We? it's a guy we I think that's crazy. I think they have multiple personalities. No, I did say we. You talk to yourself. No, I think it was in my head, like,
00:41:15
Speaker
We need to do that. Yeah, I think I do that sometimes. I was just about to say if someone says we keep them away from me, I feel like we is crazy.
00:41:26
Speaker
Yeah, but I like I really have internal dialogue because all like. So you're talking your internal dialogue is talking to yourself yeah or is it narrating your life? Mine does when I'm on Molly. I'll talk to myself a lot of the time if I'm trying to like point my thoughts in the right direction. You know what I mean? Like we can't think about that right now. Yeah. We're like, or something like, I don't know. It's like, I'm like holding my, it's like I'm holding my little brain's hand up there. I do that when I want. It does soften the blow. It's like when i'm I'm the oldest sister. So like sometimes if you want to like gentle parent, your siblings need to be like, we're not doing this right now. Yeah. It's like a soft way to talk. feel Like I've been trying to gentle parent myself. I try not to,
00:42:14
Speaker
say bad things to myself. Yeah. So I probably is like, we need to be better about that. Oh, I just say I, you know, okay, Kristen, do you want to talk about how you think concerts are embarrassing? Well, for the artist or to attend? Okay. So that's, I thought of like, um, a few more hear me outs. That would be one of them that concerts are kind of embarrassing. Like,
00:42:44
Speaker
i go I go to a lot of concerts that I just never post about and I feel like it's such a vulnerable thing like posting from a concert like you're just like such a fan. I don't know. Do you think it's because you've like been best friends with famous and pop stars? yeah I think I've always thought this. ah Really? Yes.
00:43:13
Speaker
Because like there's a certain air also of like, knowing famous people and then being fans of other people that like makes it feel a little more embarrassing. I get that. But no, I think it's like always kind of been like a hot take in my head. Like I It's to me, it's like if I'm gonna post about being at a concert, I am their number one fan. Like
Concert Video Embarrassment Discussion
00:43:38
Speaker
that's such a commitment to just be like, yeah, look at me. Like I only posted ah at usher because like, he was sweating on me and there was a good video of us being hung to but I'm not necessarily an usher fan. Wait, can we put that in our roundup too is the video of you at usher.
00:43:57
Speaker
Yeah, him sweaty man. Let me tell you guys, sweaty man. Yuck. Ash, you can sweat on us. He seems great. I don't know. Do you know? Ash, we need to bottle it up. Do you guys not feel that way? Well, I didn't post at Imagine Dragons, so I kind of feel that way.
00:44:15
Speaker
I don't know how to explain it. I would feel less weird posting at a super small concert like super small artists that I like. I feel like that's not embarrassing. But like, like and when I went to Taylor Swift over posting when I went to Beyonce over posting I see what you mean where it feels like oversaturate. I don't know if embarrassing the word, but it's like, um, feels obvious or like, well, here's the thing. I don't think we should be posting like concert videos and thinking like, Oh, people can hear this. Like I can hear this right now. I think it's more of like, uh, here's, well, Taylor's what we want with a brand. So obviously I'm posting that and i it's Taylor fucking swift.
00:44:53
Speaker
Right. So I will be doing that. I guess I just post like the salmon that I eat tonight. So like I just post what I'm doing and if I'm doing it, I'm posting it. Like I'm not thinking like what? Oh no. Like I don't think this way. You know what I mean? It's like not about it being cool or not. It's such a commitment. See, I am very specific. I have like specific music taste kind of.
00:45:16
Speaker
and Kristen like has to be naturally cool. Like intuitively has to like be naturally like. But this isn't intuitive. This is like purposefully like she's doing something and she's like, this isn't like I'm personally doing it here, but and I feel like it's not on brand, but I feel like. Go ahead.
00:45:36
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like it's not that. It's more just like, this isn't me. Like, this is not telling my story. This is not my truth. so you're there and It's true. he you drama This is not telling my, what are you talking about? You're there.
00:45:50
Speaker
sir What are you saying? Yeah, but you don't know how I got the concert tickets. They're probably free. Why is it an excuse? I think I know what it is. I think you want people to know the full story of why you're here. I'm at this concert because I'm personally friends with someone who got me this and I didn't have to wait in the line to get in here. I came in through the back and I'm going to get a cooler outfit than everyone here. Because I can't tell that full story, you guys are going to think, And that's the only reason, like the only reason I'm here is that way, like don't even think that I want to get through this. Don't even try to think that I like got tickets and came in with everyone else. That's what it is, you know that's what it is. That's literally what it is. That's why you posted at Usher. I can't give a fuck. You have the best possible scenario, the best possible setup. Kristin's like, no one here knows that I, you know those memes are like, no one here knows that I'm wearing vintage Chanel. Kristin's like, no one here knows that I got personally texted by this person coming through the back.
00:46:45
Speaker
And it kills you you. You would wear the shirt. You can't just post one photo because it doesn't say the whole thing. I can't be mysterious. That's funny. no I have very little mystery now. I think you're manufacturing mystery sometimes.
00:47:07
Speaker
I need to have more mystery in my life. I just can't do it. There's a lot I don't tell on here. There's a lot I tell, but there's also a lot I don't tell. That's mystery. That's what I'm saying. That's not manufactured. No, I manufactured mystery. yeah manufacturer I actually just like can't talk about it. No, mine is like I'm dying to say it, but I need someone to win to ah beg me or I need to only say half so you're dying for the other half.
00:47:34
Speaker
This is just ah protecting people, you know? Yeah. Out of the kindness of my fucking heart. Okay. Anyways, she's such an empath, you guys. All right. Well, that's all we got for this episode. Hope you liked it, little girls. Did we use any closing remarks? um can Follow us on social media. like You can DMS. We're not making fun of you.
00:48:05
Speaker
And oh, I also had another, um, hear me out. Uh, I don't like convertibles there. There's no intimacy and in it. It's like, you're so exposed and just like everyone is around you hearing your music and like looking at you. So it's not like exactly what you want. No, I want to be like, your thing yeah I only want to be looked at when I'm not aware.
00:48:37
Speaker
or ask that makes literally no sense for your personality, Kristen. Well, keep up. That's why you got to subscribe to this podcast because you never know what I'm going to say or do. And maybe just maybe if you guys keep listening, you can ah What's it called? Not prescribed? We don't know. Where you like tell someone they have a disease? Diagnose. i Yeah, maybe you guys can diagnose me if you um keep listening. All right, I have to go. I'm so hungry. I have no personality. I can't even talk one more second to you guys right now. I have to pee so bad. Oh. Okay, and? It's the okay end.