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s2 ep4: eems is pms-ing, kristen has random men coming back into her life, and p endures more would u rathers.
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Eames' PMS and Crush Jealousy
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay. Should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call Pete. Okay. Hello? Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so...
00:00:15
Speaker
Hey guys, it's three-way, but it's also me, Iman, and I am PMSSing. My fuse is... ah just your shirt a little up My fuse is so short. um Been in a terrible mood, been feeling hideous. um And also, I've been, as we all know, I have a crush. um I've been getting jealous recently, which is semi-new for me, but I've been getting jealous like livid needing to have to bring it up kind of jealous um i'll give you guys an example yeah i need an example so last night we went to a bar and there was a bartender cutting kiwi kind of in front of us were sitting at the bar okay he's already laughing at myself and he was like kind of
00:01:10
Speaker
You get the award for laughing at yourself this season. Mark it down. Because i was it's so stupid. Mind you, this is the sweetest person ever. Most like trustworthy thus far person ever. He's kind of watching her cut the cucumbers and then they start having a conversation about the kind of drink that she's making.
00:01:27
Speaker
I think he was like, oh no, you're doing a great job you know cutting the kiwi, whatever. I'm sitting there getting pissed. She doesn't need to know that she's doing a great job cutting the kiwi. She could go her whole life without being complimented on that. And they weren't even cut that good. like They were kind of whatever. So we get in the Uber on the way back, and I'm like, so you like her? like Would you say she's probably your biggest crush right now? Or like what like what was that about? And he was like, um, I mean,
00:01:56
Speaker
i can like kind of see what you mean now that i'm thinking back to it but
Kristen's Exes and Relationship Evaluation
00:02:00
Speaker
i was like i didn't like keep bringing it up or anything but i was really a like upset about the whole kiwi complimenting situation and that's very new for me and you were truly madly like upset about it well it was like as it was happening like my eyes got that little squint when you're pissed mind you okay here's the other thing i'm wearing sunglasses right now i was watching the footage from last episode I had a lazy eye the entire episode to the point where I wanted to say cut it, cut this whole episode. You guys, this can't go live and I'm not going to do that to you guys, but I will be wearing sunglasses for until further notice until I can get this figured out. Um, this is actually all adding to my PMS and me just being pissed. So, so I'm also PMS saying I'm in my luteal phase as they say, but I'm past like the pissed
00:02:49
Speaker
part and I'm more just like so tired and over it. This is like my depressed part. Like right when this first starts, I need to run away and change my name and live in a different country. Yes. And I tell Joe, like every, before it starts, every time I'm like, I'm going to ovulate and I'm going to be obsessed with you. And then I'm going to start my luteal phase and I'm going to fucking hate your guts. And I'm going to be like, why are, what's happening right now? What are we? What are we? Do you even like me?
00:03:18
Speaker
But that I'm going to believe it. like i'm gonna be like he doesn't even like He's lying to my face. That's so real. i am also like I'm like getting off of my period. But it's weird. like Sometimes I just straight up don't get PMS. And then for like a few months at the beginning of the year, I wanted to commit suicide every time I got my period. And I was like, this is what the girls have been talking about. But I don't know like what triggers it. Yeah, that's right.
00:03:46
Speaker
I love that. kind Let's talk about Kristen's exes coming back. Oh, yeah. It was one of those weird weeks where two exes from the like distant, distant past come back randomly. Like how long? Well, Tim was, um we were best friends whenever I was hooking up with Tim Payton. And you're comfortable saying his real first name.
00:04:14
Speaker
Yeah, honest. Okay. We'll just calm Tim. Let's just give him a nickname. Calm Tim. Let's just calm Tim.
00:04:29
Speaker
But we were just like... you know, fucking. And but we were like casually dating like he would take me to like his. say were know No, no, no. Believe that. Believe that. anymore He doesn't believe it.
00:04:50
Speaker
He would take me to like his office work parties and stuff. And then he started to want to get serious. And that's actually I feel like when the disassociation started, whenever I would just be hooking up with someone and then like disassociate immediately and have to leave, like have to get out of there. He just like, I don't know. It was because I started liking another guy, which actually, now that I think about it, was the literal friend that was the is the other guy coming in. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I kind of and didn't understand that.
00:05:24
Speaker
Okay, so sorry. When I was hooking up with Tim and he was like, I want to date, I started to disassociate and not like him because I started to like my friend, um, which I actually ended up dating who is also coming back around right now. Got it. Got it. Okay. So how long ago was this with these two guys? That was like gotta be six, six years. If we're starting from that point, but.
00:05:52
Speaker
The second one. Just saying I also asked that question like probably five minutes ago and it just went ignored so. Well I was getting around to that. It was a pain in ass and then you answered okay. It's okay. Anyway yeah they both just like randomly were hitting me up in the same day and yeah so we'll
Would You Rather: Personalized Scenarios
00:06:10
Speaker
see. Okay so let's do a little let's do a little bracket though against I want one versus the other. We're gonna choose. We can start my new bracket.
00:06:20
Speaker
ah So we're going to do a new segment, um, when applicable here on three way, where Kristen is going to pit two men against each other on our podcast on a weekly basis. Hopefully. if there's um Sometimes they could be new. Sometimes they could be returning. So, um, let's hear a little bit about Tim and the friend. So let's give him a nickname too. And then we'll choose which one we like the best. Um, what do we call the friend?
00:06:49
Speaker
You have to make up the nickname, unfortunately, because we don't know him. Yeah. Well, his name's Alex.
00:07:01
Speaker
OK, let's just call them Tim and Alex. Let's just go with that. Just let them go by their God-given names. OK, call Tim and I just like don't even know I would call him.
00:07:20
Speaker
Just like any other name like ever, but's ok like leoy but okay. So Tim and Alex. Okay, so tell us about Tim. Give us a brief synopsis. Okay, tim and i were Tim and I met I think on the leave back in the day and we had a really solid three years of buggin' and suggin', and that friend is very serious about it. And in that time, my friend, this guy, he's like in my friend group, um so we'll just call him my friend. And that's what he is. what You'll come to find out. We were fully like fucking dating. He was taking me out to dinners. We were like,
00:08:09
Speaker
you know, doing the most, we went on a fucking ski trip to Lake Tahoe with our our friends that were pregnant. It was just like a double date trip in the mountains. And then I finally got the, you know, goal and gumption to be like, so, you know, like, we're dating. I don't even know how it was brought up. But it was, oh, Peyton, this actually overlapped with our friend breakup.
00:08:36
Speaker
Okay, whenever we had like a conversation that we were like, okay, yeah, we just like need space. It was like the same night that my I remember this my friend and I he was like, wait, we're not dating. And I was like, what?
00:08:53
Speaker
Wait, y'all. So when Krista and I were having our friendship breakup, we went on a friend date. And we were like, we started with like, OK, what's going on? And then she told me all the boy drama. And I was like, I'm going to go see. I'm going to put myself out there, I guess. And I was like, OK. And then we were like, OK, we shouldn't be friends anymore. And then we were like, OK, so good luck on your date. Let me know what happens. I was like, so this is what happened.
00:09:15
Speaker
And then we just didn't speak. And then we were like, OK, bye for three years. Bye for three years. It was the most amicable breakup of all time. But yeah, I remember that night for sure. Yeah, so it was him. And he'll just come around. And right now, to answer your other question, Iman, he his intro line was, hey, kitten, how are you?
00:09:39
Speaker
I kind of love that for you. Like and that's a text to you. I like that. Yeah. He kind of matches my freak in the like, um, uh, in the like puppy names. What are they called? What are those names called? Pet names. Yeah. It's been so long girls. I can't even remember. Okay. So then tell us about Tim, give us a little breakdown on time real quick. Okay. So Tim, um, well, I already did. Well, we didn't really know anything about him. You just said you were.
00:10:11
Speaker
I don't want to say it again, what you said they were doing for three years. well you have again So Tim, so Tim started to catch feelings. I started to like friend.
00:10:22
Speaker
I ditched him for friend. Friend ended up being like, no, we're friends. What do you mean I'm poor dating? And I was like, oh, I thought this like cuddling and fucking like looking each other's eyes meant something, but I didn't. And like being on a couple's trip and like Tahoe and no, I thought that meant something, but you're right, maybe not.
00:10:43
Speaker
Um, so And I look and he goes, it's Tim. No.
00:10:58
Speaker
Hey, and he was like, do you remember me? And I was like, yes, Tim, I remember you. Why wouldn't I, we've been for three years. Why would I just suddenly not remember you? And the funny thing is we like sat there and caught up for like 10 to 15 minutes, but I didn't ever let him in the gate. We just talked through the gate. No.
00:11:19
Speaker
I went on way longer than I thought. It was too far. I didn't feel awkward about it. I kind of loved that I wasn't like inviting him in because I was butt naked in my front yard with like you know my zip patches on looking so disgusting. so I'm like, I'm glad that you have to be 10 feet away from me.
00:11:39
Speaker
ah but yeah he was like Yeah, just like i' about to go on like a road trip um all around the United States, see some friends, and then like um I'll hit you up when I'm back. And then, matter of fact, he hit me up when he was back. How long did that take him? I think a month. Actually, a couple months? I don't know. OK, so some rapid fire questions real quick. Which one's taller? Ooh, they're both pretty tall, but I think
00:12:12
Speaker
Who is a bigger dick? I was about to ask that one. His family lives close. He has a good family. I would like love, I think he they're like but good enough to like babysit my kids is all I need. Okay, so ah taller sex, which one's better sex? Ooh, because he like chokes me inch shit and Okay. Okay, one and one. um Which one's richer?
00:12:39
Speaker
ah
00:12:42
Speaker
Yeah. Just no boundaries. Okay. Let's see. dirt here I get to decide what is your job. four Question four, which one are you better like day to day, like on a friendly basis, like you guys could hang out all the time? See, that's the thing. It's like with friend, sometimes I get like a little bored and I know he has a bigger personality, but sometimes he like has to be around the boys to show it. And with sometimes I'm like, okay, you're even weirder than me.
00:13:17
Speaker
So like, Tim keeps me on my toes. I never know what the fuck he's gonna do or say how he's gonna react to me if he's gonna push me up against a wall and fuck me. Like, he's very playful and like, very unserious.
00:13:35
Speaker
And friend has like a little bit more of a serious side, but would probably. So that's two for 10 to four friends. Iman, do you want to ask her a tie-breaking question? Yes. Because it's like.
00:13:53
Speaker
friend also has fucked me over before. Tim hasn't. So, but you don't know what Tim's next move is. So he's a little confusing. be coming to get back What's the, what's the tiebreaker? Cause Iwan and I have to, we have to choose. This is our would you rather for Kristen? Well, I need to like start going out with them again before we can decide that, I think.
00:14:17
Speaker
No, this is it just many monchoosing. You can decide for yourself later. I've also asked like four things and said like like four things that no one said. Like I feel like my mic's off or something. Like I feel like everything keeps getting ignored that I've said. What? I asked like a lot of things. Like the people listening are probably going to have noticed that I've like said a lot of things and it's not going to look good for you guys, but it's okay. Who would I like more and who would Peyton like more?
00:14:46
Speaker
I think. Well, where what setting are we in? Are we at a party or a Thunderbird? Yeah. and we're very of it You're going to like, you're going to like Timmy more. Both of us. Yeah. All right. and It seems like he liked you more. So I vote for him. Yeah, me too. Right now Tim's in the lead. So this is just like kind of that first bracket. Um, yeah, but we're going to have to figure out his expenses probably. Cause I'm not sure.
00:15:16
Speaker
Where we're at on that. Okay. What do you mean expenses? Incomes and expenses.
00:15:23
Speaker
What tax bracket he's in. Got it. Got it. Got it. I need to see the W nines. I need to see. Yeah. Cause we're, when we're in our thirties, we're not fucking around anymore. No, no, not very cute. It wasn't cute in our twenties. Definitely not fucking around. Let's be real.
00:15:42
Speaker
I need to see some tax information in my 30s. Well, yeah, of course I have it. Just let me have your bank logins. That's all I need. yeah um You just go through your bank. I don't want to go through your phone. I want to go through your Wells Fargo statements. I want to see your tax returns. st yeah That's where all the secrets come out anyway.
00:16:01
Speaker
Bitch. I would like to make it known to everyone that I went to Pilates today and then came home and rotted on the couch and then I made myself this martini and I'm still in my Pilates clothes. Go Peyton, go Peyton. That's not gross. Did you sweat? Who cares? A little bit.
00:16:17
Speaker
Oh, OK. Yeah, who cares? I'm just getting insecure because I do the same thing and I like sit in my clothes all day. I was like, um. and i'm It's pretty gross. I'm like marinating in this, but I just needed an ice crispy cold martini before we started this. I love like going to an early workout class and then being like, well, I guess I can rot on the couch all day because I already did something super active. Yeah. Super. OK, I want to go into what this episode is going to be about.
00:16:48
Speaker
This episode is going to be a would you rather episode where I have an issue thinking about would you rathers that are very general, like for the general public. It's very easy for me to think of would you rathers for specific people. So I have would you rathers for Peyton specifically and Kristen specifically. And they also made would you rathers for all of us each other. I don't know how to explain that. And then we're going to read them off. They're going to have some answers and then we're going to close out.
00:17:17
Speaker
Perfect. Thanks for lighting that up for us. I feel like we should give some context. Iman is the queen of would you rathers and she will text us would you rathers in the group text just to ruin our days. Um, because she's feeling violent maybe that day and she will really ruin your life with a would you rather. So anyway, that's our, that's the, that's why Iman is hosting this episode. You'll start to get good at them too. Cause you really.
00:17:47
Speaker
you know, her her art and her knowledge really rub off on everyone. Yeah, Kristin's been getting really, really good. at If you lean into it and you like let yourself get lost, which I don't know if Peyton will ever be able to do, you you will become good at them too. So this is level one. These like aren't that hard. These are just level one. So first one can be for Peyton. Would you rather dye both your hair and your eyebrows jet black and cut your hair shoulder length?
00:18:18
Speaker
And by the way, also another caveat is that you have to mention every single week on both of this podcast and Note to Self how you can't believe how much better you look with jet black hair. So like everyone has to believe that you think you look really, really, really good. Or this is me trying to stir the pot a little bit. ah You have to live with Kristen for the next five years in a two bedroom, one bathroom apartment.
00:18:45
Speaker
How long did it have my hair cut?
00:18:48
Speaker
ah How long did you say? It's 10 years. no No, you didn't even mention how long I need to have it cut. You can't just make it up now. It's 10 years. And I've to live with Kristin for five years. Five? Mm-hmm. Can Joe live in the apartment too? No. So like if I'm pregnant, I don't have anyone helping me. Well, he can come over as much as he wants. He knows that I would be a good help.
00:19:16
Speaker
Okay. I think you would be a helpful. to people, I just don't know. If you're a brand of help, I would enjoy. Kristin and I, this is exactly the conversation I wanted to happen. I planned out this convo as I was making this up. When Kristin and I were best friends, phase one, in my earlier 20s slash Kristin's earlier 20s, we openly talked about so much how we could never live together. We were literally the closest we've ever been. We would just never live together. We would murder. Before we even fought, we would be like, like we could never. I'm also thinking about patients like pregnancy hormones mixed with living with Christian. I know that would make a really good sick home. No, we would just never we like we get to a point of just not speaking.
00:20:04
Speaker
Oh, I think you guys would get to a point of so much closeness that like, it wouldn't even nothing is phasing anyone. Okay, well, I think the Kristin option is less time. So right, I have to go with that one. Like how many years off your life, you know, you look hot with like black hair, though. Yeah, especially. say That's rude for you to assume that I wouldn't look hot to I wouldn't. So I think you would look really bad. I would look horrible. I think you're really pretty, but I think you would look really bad with black hair.
00:20:33
Speaker
Black hair and black eyebrows. Yeah. elder That's so like severe. You know what I mean?
Kristen's Difficult Choices
00:20:40
Speaker
Yeah. And like my face doesn't handle severe. very I could barely do a winged liner. It just looks so goth. Yeah, no too pale for that. It would be pretty bad. It's not giving Megan Fox. I think we would have a good time. A lot of content for the podcast. But yeah, i couldn't I couldn't live with Jesse. I couldn't. I can't live with any best friends.
00:21:03
Speaker
No. Okay, so what's your answer? The hair or no, I'm sorry, Kristin has a little Kristin for fucking five years. you're dying to live with me you want
00:21:13
Speaker
gang yeah okay i mean Fine, I will be fine. Okay, the next one's for Kristin. It's kind of similar. Kristin.
00:21:28
Speaker
i'm skilled It's not. This is the level one. Would you rather get a bull cut and a huge septum ring? like They're really, really thick ones. The bull cut is very, very dark brown. or ah or Or every dollar in all your bank accounts is given to me in Painted and we use it towards a month long Europe trip you're not invited to.
00:21:55
Speaker
oh Oh my god. Oh. but
00:22:07
Speaker
um And we're making a bunch of three-way content without you. That is actually insane. That's so mean. It really boils down to, would you rather be ugly or broke? This is really what it's about.
00:22:25
Speaker
Broke and have no friends. Oh my god. And we're like literally in Europe, logging from our castle. And FOMO. yeah Oh my god. On the best trip ever. Ever. Like seriously, ever. No. OK, you know what? I would do the hair. I would do the hair. I would become an actress. I would fucking fill it with this like niche character.
00:22:52
Speaker
And I wouldn't be putting our friendship on the line with with another was another Europe trip, because we can we can't risk that. We have millions on the line now. we're No, don't you feel like with the Volca, I just, like, Kristen would look like this boy from Stranger Things, Noah, with the Volca? Oh my god.
00:23:21
Speaker
Wow, that was a really bad one. Okay. What if I accidentally killed the bus the bull cut though? Honestly, that'd be a huge, that'd be a huge slay. So next one, Peyton, would you waddle?
00:23:41
Speaker
I'm sorry, did they get worse? Did they get harder? Yeah, that was level one, she said. they just No, they don't necessarily get harder. They get more like inappropriate and like crude. Okay, great. Well, what if I can't answer it? Peyton, would you rather fart every time you moan, speak, or come during sex?
00:24:00
Speaker
And I know what you might say, you might say, oh, then I just won't moan, I just won't speak. You can't, if you do choose that, you can't tell Joe why you've gone silent and he has to assume you're just like being kind of a bitch all the time during sex. Like you can't explain why you, either you fart or you're like silent and you're like, he's like, she's kind of being a bitch today or.
00:24:21
Speaker
you immediately pee your pants, it's visible, anytime someone comes up to you and recognizes you from your Instagram like this. Everyone's like, are you fainting? It's like so the pee starts coming down. You're wearing a dress skirt, whatever, or if it's your pants, your pants are really. This is how I know you've been doing would you rather for way too long because I know you're mentioning the pee has to be visible because you've had so many people answer something like this and be like, well, I just wear a diaper or like something.
00:24:47
Speaker
is like living then they're like she being on her side hey Well, I have to the first one. Why? You might kind of ruin ruin your relationship, don't you think? I would ruin my income.
00:25:04
Speaker
So I didn't have to quit my job or or you could just go on a remote. island or you're like silent and like deadpan face the whole time or you can moan and it's like. You didn't say deadpan. You said. No, it doesn't mean deadpan actually. Yeah. Just silent. Nothing. But also when you come, you fart too. So it's like silent. So I can never finish again or I have to quit my job.
00:25:33
Speaker
Well, you can fart while you come. You don't have to quit your job. You can fucking pee in front of you. Yeah, pee. Just pee yourself. Just pee your fucking fucking self. The first one. and Okay. Cool it. Okay.
00:25:50
Speaker
Claystone. Yeah. Would you rather have to move back to your Oklahoma oklahoma college town? or three and a half years, but you can't travel or
00:26:09
Speaker
You have allegations that you mistreat your dogs and they all start to surface around the same time. There's no solid proof, but everyone's kind of like looking at you sideways. And there's Reddit threads about it with like them circling your Instagram stories of your dogs in the background. And there's a hashtag savebarmanmuth if people comment on everyone. Oh my god.
00:26:34
Speaker
Oh my god. These are like attacks. They're so painful. You guys have my sunglasses. We're off. I'm crying hysterically. I like literally can't even remember the first because of like how upsetting the second. You have to move back to your Oklahoma college town. It's actually gonna get five years. Five years. Oh my god. But there's no proof. There's no solid proof. It's just like um yeah you don't end yeah just the allegations Just the allegations, which are like obviously hard to be over time because no one actually knows. Oh my god. like Both would ruin my career, I fear.
00:27:19
Speaker
and my life yeah because you have the protesters hashtag same bar and move oh my god I guess I would move back to store water and just be like the hottest bitch on the block again show what I'm all about.
00:27:39
Speaker
and maybe i would like And maybe I would like pitch it to a network and like call it the simple life. Like just off the top of my head. so ah simple life Yeah. You know what? I think I could monetize that. And you know what? I would be rich as fuck there. You know, it's like $2 for a beer there. and oh Really? I'd come.
00:28:06
Speaker
Wait, y'all. In Milwaukee, we like had this whole day on the river. And i went we stopped and got beers. And I went in to go get them for Joe and I. And he like gave me his car to go get them. And the beers total for two like huge draft beers that were really good were $8. That's insane. Because the beer is $4 a pop. I was like, don't worry. I got this. I bought it for us. so I got this one. I got this one, too.
00:28:36
Speaker
Oh, my God, that's so sexual. Mm hmm. Yeah, nice trains, but you didn't get me there. I feel like these are also ones that are like actually devastating to both you guys and only actually funny to me. No, these are devastating. Like like they they make me angry, like actually mad. Like when I answer them, I'm like, fuck you.
00:29:02
Speaker
a Would you rather have to wear a Kristin's I'd Be Eating Ass shirt every day for a year and you can't wash it? Can we give some context? and The shirt says I'd rather be eating ass.
00:29:16
Speaker
and pay and hate and wear it out but That's like not Peyton's humor whatsoever. and else It's going to give her one unwanted male attention, which we all know she's going to hate. She can't watch it, so she's going to stink on ice. I have a problem, I think, when it comes to like our friends and just like in general. I feel like I exist in a vacuum. like I feel like we're joking, laughing, kicking, and blackout. I was blackout when I put this on. I remember nothing about this.
00:29:40
Speaker
But I remember blacking back in at the bar and I had a, I'd rather be be eating ass shirt on with a sweat capris.
00:29:50
Speaker
flittering Sweat board shorts. The tightest sweatshorts you can think of going down to her knees, flip flops, and a crop top red.
Peyton's Lifestyle Dilemmas
00:30:00
Speaker
I'd rather be eating ass tea. And my hair was just unbrushed. My eyes were just going nuts and men were talking to me a bunch and I just didn't realize that I kept putting my hair in front of it because after it got unfunny. Yeah. It was like black back in. It was like, OK, this is a little. Every single man at the bar approached us at one point about. Wait, also not to mention the shirt was red and the text was like orangey yellow. So like and it was like thin text. So you're not you're not seeing it across the dark bar. That was the confusing part. And like my hair was all over it too. So I'm like there was a game of telephone going around Barney's being
00:30:37
Speaker
For sure, people were talking about it. People weren't seeing it directly. But she looked like literal, like the prettiest girl, but white trash. She looked like... I looked like I was born in the panhandle of Florida, much like I was. Right. You looked like a swamp baby. Back to your roots. I looked like exactly what I am. I'm Fiona's hot child.
00:31:03
Speaker
Gorgeous. Gorgeous. I actually wore that that shirt to Target the other day, so I actually have a million of them because someone sent so many to Omni, and then every time I spent the night, I just like take one home. So I have six, and I literally like to just throw them on for Aaron. So the other day, I was wearing it to Target.
00:31:25
Speaker
And I got so many like triple takes and I was like, fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Sometimes you just need it. You know, like sometimes you know, and at target I've never experienced that before. I walk around everywhere with my head down. That's why I have technic. Okay. Yeah. So you have to either wear the eating ass shirt or you have to go to millennium and take a hip hop slash breakdancing class every other Wednesday and post your dance progress. Um, Every other month to your Instagram story.
00:31:59
Speaker
I think the eating ass shirt could also lose you brand deals. No, it wouldn't. Yeah, what do you think? Yes, it would. Giorgio Armani is going to let her wear that shirt in the ad in, what is it, the vodka? Grey Goose is going to let her wear that in the ad. I see, I see. I thought you were saying because she wore it. No, no, it's because she has to wear it every day for a year.
00:32:24
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Is millennium that one that like all of those yeah answer people go to? Yeah. dance Well, I have to choose that because then I'll be broke otherwise. And you're going to post that dance. You're dancing on your Instagram story. If you haven't noticed, all the answers I choose are the one that's going to make me the least broke.
00:32:42
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yeah right for one prior So. eating it heart and land Yeah, my Capricorn Gwheels. We all know this. Gwheels. Yeah, Gwheels. Well, I would personally respect you more if you posted a hip hop dance videos. I would create multiple accounts to follow you from to support you even further. Me too. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. Follow you. Follow you.
00:33:12
Speaker
Here's another one for Peyton. Would you rather only be able to eat vegetables and leafy green salads not chopped? Or every time you walk out of your front door, there's a dance circle of people saying, go Peyton, go Peyton, go. go go me Can I eat any protein? No, it's just vegetables and leafy green salads with like really long pieces of the lettuce.
00:33:36
Speaker
For how long? Really skinny. a The vegetables and salads, I don't know, a couple of years. The dance circle is probably at least five years.
00:33:50
Speaker
Okay, well you didn't say I had to dance in it, so I'd probably just have a dance circle. I can't be that skinny again. There's no way. That's like really bad for my brand. I can't be that skinny again, you guys. I can't. That'd be so bad. I don't look good when I'm like skinny but bony girl. I need to be mr be, um, I need to have some like meet them up and What if the dance circles outside and you have to go and do your dance routine that you learned to at Millennium in the middle of the circle? I'm just wondering, no, no, that that one's separate. I'm just wondering if you had to go in the middle and do your dance root routine from Millennial every time you left your house, what would you choose? It's still the dance circle probably because... Wow. So she actually doesn't hate dance circles, you guys.
00:34:36
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um ah
00:34:40
Speaker
That's what I'm getting from this. I just hate vegetables more. Okay. All right. That's all I got. How about you girls? Do you want me to start or do you want to start PP? You can do yours first. Okay. Iman? Yes. That's something right the fuck at your bitch. You're so annoying. I'm already upset.
00:35:05
Speaker
Go Payton, go Payton, go Payton. Go Payton, go. Okay, anyway. Hanging it up ah and going right into it right now. Let me do this thing up. Iman, would you rather publicly announce your G-Eazy obsession in an Instagram dump, including pictures of you two together with a really deep caption about how we changed your life, or legally change your name and handles and what people refer to you um to Scooby Dooby Doo.
00:35:44
Speaker
I can't stress this enough. 1,000% the Scooby Dooby Doo. I would rather actually. You think you're going to keep your job you think if your job and get other jobs with the names. Well, here's the thing. I can't move jobs. I could keep my same one, but I have to have that for the rest of my entire life. so You're willing to do that.
00:36:08
Speaker
Just so people don't know the girl you used to be. You won't know who you were. You used to be her. No, because in my caption, I'm not saying I used to do this. I'm saying this man changed my life. I would rather die tomorrow. Okay. Well, that's your answer and I guess I will respect it. What would you guys rather do?
00:36:32
Speaker
Um. Post about Jeezy. Really? Do you guys think i would I would be cute named like Scoob? Yeah. Scoob for sure. Kind of have the look where it's like Scoob would work for you. Yeah, I think I would go with Scooby Dooby Doo. Where are you?
00:36:51
Speaker
not know Scooby Dooby Doo. Oh, all right. Yeah. Okay. Ting up Patons. would you rather never have queso again orre never c or or speak about joe again i have to choose never having queso again thanks for ruining my life thanks for ruining her life that's what you said yeah thanks for taking away all of my joy thanks for ruining everything and pleasure she's like no not my joy thanks for taking away all my money actually
00:37:33
Speaker
Okay, well... I want to have kids and stuff. So I have to see Jo again. Okay, Peyton, go. Go Peyton, go Peyton, go! Okay, you on? Yes. Would you rather have to eat breakfast for lunch every day for the rest of your life? Yeah.
00:37:56
Speaker
or every date you go on for the rest of your life, including with your husband, any date night, any cute times, whatever is a double date with Kristen. No alone time. Fuck. That's good. That's really, really good. Cause we all know how the double date with Kristen went. If you guys remember in season one,
00:38:19
Speaker
It was perfect. flo there You know, basically dating now. So I don't know if. And also keep in mind, it's with Kristin and whoever she's choosing for the date. So you don't know. wait happened Okay. So like, if if we're like, Hey, should we go to dinner tonight? We can only go to dinner if Kristin also is ah available with her date. Every day you ever go on for the rest of your life is, um, with Kristin or it's breakfast foods for lunch every single day and you have to eat it.
00:38:54
Speaker
Cause I also would assume that when you're going to get engaged, you're also going to be kind of on a date, like it's going to be going to be a dinner or like something's happening. I just get engaged with Kristen and whoever she's bringing. I'm like sharing the like main table with you at the wedding.
00:39:09
Speaker
wouldn yeah We're basically, um, what are those conjoined twins? yeah Um, i'm pretty okay. bye If.
00:39:22
Speaker
We could just go to a normal dinner without including Kristin. I would say all of our dates have to be with Kristin, but like the fact that her like I would have to wait for her to be available, yeah I would have to eat the breakfast food for lunch and just slip into a deep, dark depression. So if that's what you want, dab into me, that'd be okay. That's okay. But yes, that would happen to me. I'd be very sad. um I actually don't even eat pork, so I can't really eat bacon. Turkey bacon stinks on me. You have to eat scrambled eggs. Oh god, I'm going to be nauseous.
Final Humorous Scenarios and Wrap-Up
00:40:02
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Egg McMuffins. Oh my god, oh my god. mad see Egg McMuffins are the worst things on the planet.
00:40:11
Speaker
um You might like them after you have like, you're you're gonna have to have some variety so you're gonna try all the breakfast foods. Right. You might actually start to really like waffles. especially ones retir
00:40:25
Speaker
Yeah, I had to do breakfast food. and Okay. Kristen, would you rather have to unironically use hashtags on every social media post for the next year? Like you have to be really serious. Like you have to be there to make sense. That will probably like make me grow and like find.
00:40:42
Speaker
Yeah will discover me okay so But you have to use that You have to use right I have to be perceived and I have seven but they're not like strategic hashtags because they're unironic So they're like, it's not like the ones that are gonna be the best to get you. It'll be like, you know, what I mean They're going to be like, you're going to like hashtag like OOTD hashtag funny video. Yes. In my captions, some words are hashtag like in the, yes, like in this, there has to be seven and every single caption. I am hashtag living, hashtag loving hashtag. But I see, see, see, that seems ironic. It has to be like, and i is serious yeah okay. Okay. What's the other?
00:41:25
Speaker
The other one is you have to go on a date with that guy who was kind of the worst every single Friday night for the entire year. How long does she have to use the hashtags for? A year. I think the hashtags, even though I'm using them for reals, I think sometimes I'll get some gain from it and I'm just going to become such a hateful mean agree and Cigarette smoker that like punches walls if I go out with that guy or I'll accidentally fall in love with him Yeah,
00:42:08
Speaker
so you could be great he does buy your drink every Friday Yeah, yeah. Well, did he buy your drinks? Yeah, of course. Okay. Well, then you can buy your drinks. That's true. I It's not like an early date. It's like a little too late. I was going to make a timeframe of like it's like an around eight to like 10 PM. So you're in the midst of like Friday nights. If I'm working that week, I want to veg on a Friday night. Yeah. It has to be eight to like 10. So it's like prime. Like you're there at dinner or no, it's going to be really fucking hard.
00:42:46
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But I'm going to have to do it. Well, no. you doing hashtags yeah Yeah. I chose Aztecs. Okay. got Wow. enjoy you guys
00:42:59
Speaker
All right, Joel, okay, okay, okay, go paint, go paint, go paint. I want to hear everyone's would you rathers. I want you to DM me your best one. and Here's the thing. I'm gonna tell you if it's not that good because I can't lie, I've gotten a couple would you rathers that aren't that good and I was kind of nice about it. I want everyone listening right now to DM me your very best. Give me your best shot and I will genuinely either say, hey, like this isn't there yet. I want to i want to hear this like again in a couple in a couple weeks. It's workshopping. Guys, she's just trying to better you.
00:43:28
Speaker
It's not personal. Everyone on this call knows I just want everyone to be operating at their best you know level of productivity and everyone really trying their best. so If it's not good, I'll tell you. If it is really good, I'll tell you. and I'll also maybe highlight some um on Instagram story or ones that if you s stump me, yeah get super we have to start digging like so we about third dating. that. We If someone stumps me, I will be so turned on we have to start dating.
00:43:59
Speaker
oh o Okay, girls, thank you so much for listening. Okay, Peyton's closing the curtain on us. Bye, you guys. We have to go. She's forcing us. She's forcing us. Bye. Bye. We love the ya. Okay, well, really quick before we get off, I just want to say one more thing and it's