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s2ep4: eems is pms-ing, kristen has random men coming back into her life, and p endures more would u rathers.
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Transcript
Eames' Important Call
00:00:01
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay. Should I three-way painting? Yeah, call P. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so...
Iman's Emotional Turmoil
00:00:15
Speaker
Hey guys, it's three-way, but it's also me, Iman, and I am PMSSing. My fuse is so short. um Been in a terrible mood, been feeling hideous. um And also...
00:00:28
Speaker
I've been, as we all know, I have a crush. um I've been getting jealous recently, which like is semi new for me, but I've been getting jealous, like livid, needing to have to bring it up kind of jealous. um I'll give you guys an example. Yeah, I need an example. So last night we went to a bar and there was a bartender cutting kiwi kind of in front of us were sitting at the bar.
00:00:58
Speaker
OK, laughing at myself. And he was like kind of.
00:01:07
Speaker
You get the award for laughing at yourself this season. Mark it down because i was it's so stupid. but This is the sweetest person ever. Most like trustworthy thus far person ever. He's kind of watching her cut the cucumbers and then they start having a conversation about the kind of drink that she's making. I think he like was like, oh, no, you're doing great job, you know, cutting the kiwi, whatever.
00:01:28
Speaker
I'm sitting there getting pissed she doesn't need to know that she's doing a great job cutting the kiwi she could go her whole life without being complimented on that and they weren't even cut that good like they were kind of whatever so we get in the uber on the way back and I'm like so you like her like would you say she's probably your biggest crush right now or like what like what was that about and he was like I mean I can like kind of see what you mean now that I'm thinking
Iman's Sunglasses Revelation
00:01:55
Speaker
back to it. But I was like, I didn't like keep bringing it up or anything, but I was really a like upset about the whole Kiwi complimenting situation. And that's very new for me. And like you were truly madly upset about it. Well, it was like as it was happening, like my eyes got that little squint when you're pissed, mind you. OK, here's the other thing. I'm wearing sunglasses right now. I was watching the footage from last episode.
00:02:21
Speaker
I had a lazy eye the entire episode to the point where I wanted to say cut it, cut this whole episode. You guys, this can't go live and I'm not going to do that to you guys, but I will be wearing sunglasses for until further notice until like I can get this figured out. Um, this is actually all adding to my PMS and me just being pissed. So, so I'm also PMS saying I'm in my luteal phase as they say, but I'm past like the pissed part and I'm more just like so tired and over it. This is like my depressed part. Like right when this first starts, I need to run away and change my name and live in a different country. Yes. And I tell Joe like every, before it starts every time, i'm like I'm going to ovulate and I'm going to be obsessed with you. And then I'm going to start my all luteal phase and I'm going to fucking hate your guts. And I'm going to be like, why are, what's happening right now? What are we?
Kristen's Exes Return
00:03:11
Speaker
Right. What are we? Do you even like me? but that I'm going to believe it. like i'm gonna be like he doesn't even like He's lying to my face. That's so real. i am also like I'm like getting off of my period, but it's weird. like Sometimes I just straight up don't get PMS, and then for like a few months at the beginning of the year, I wanted to commit suicide every time I got my period. and I was like, this is what the girls have been talking about, but I don't know like what triggers it. Yeah, that's right.
00:03:43
Speaker
I love that. come Let's talk about Kristen's exes coming back. Oh, yeah. It was one of those weird weeks where two exes from the like distant, distant past come back randomly. um Well, Tim was, um we were best friends whenever I was hooking up with Tim Payton. And you're comfortable saying his real first name.
00:04:10
Speaker
Yeah, honestly. We'll just calm Tim. Let's just give him a nickname. Calm Tim. Let's just say calm Tim.
00:04:25
Speaker
But we were just like, you know, fuggin and but we were like casually dating like he would take me to like his like, um, no, no, no, believe that. He doesn't work anymore. He doesn't believe it.
00:04:47
Speaker
He would take me to like his office work credits and stuff. And then he started to want to get serious. And that's actually, I feel like when the disassociation started, whenever I would just be hooking up with someone and then like disassociate immediately and have to leave, like have to get out of there.
00:05:06
Speaker
He just like, I don't know. It was because I started liking another guy, which actually, now that I think about it, was the literal friend that was he is the other guy coming in. Wait, I'm sorry. I kind of and didn't understand that.
Past Relationships Timeline
00:05:21
Speaker
Okay, so sorry. When I was hooking up with Tim and he was like, I want to date, I started to disassociate and not like him because I started to like my friend.
00:05:32
Speaker
um which I actually ended up dating who is also coming back around right now. Got it, got it. Okay, so how long ago was this with these two guys? That was like... It's gotta be six six years if we're starting from that point, but the second one... Just saying I also asked that question like probably five minutes ago and it just went...
00:05:54
Speaker
Ignored, so. Well, I was getting around to that. I was just paying an ass and then you answered, okay. Anyway, yeah, they both just like randomly were hitting me up. in the same day. And yeah. Okay. So let's do a little, let's do a little bracket though. Again, I want one versus the other. We're going to choose.
Love Rivalry Segment
00:06:15
Speaker
We can start my new bracket. ah So we're going to do a new segment. Um, when applicable here on three way where Kristen is going to pit two men against each other on our podcast on a weekly basis, hopefully if there's two new ones. Um, sometimes they could be new. Sometimes they could be old returning. So, um, let's hear a little bit about Tim and the friend. So let's give him a nickname too. And then we'll choose which one we like the best. Um, what do we call the friend? Um, to make up the nickname, unfortunately, cause we don't know him. Yeah. Well, his name's Alex.
00:06:58
Speaker
Okay, let's just call them Tim and Alex.
00:07:04
Speaker
that but Just let them go by their God given names. that's important I just like don't even know where I would call him. like Just like any other name like ever. but's Like Leroy.
00:07:22
Speaker
Clearly. But unfortunately. So tell us about Tim. Give us a brief synopsis. Okay. Tim and I were, Tim and I met, I think on the league back in the day and we had a really solid three years of fucking and sucking and not being very serious about it. And and in that time,
00:07:47
Speaker
um My friend, this guy, he's like in my friend group, um so we'll just call him my friend. a and okay That's what he is. what You'll come to find out. We were fully like fucking dating. He was taking me out to dinners. We were like you know doing the most. We went on a fucking ski trip to Lake Tahoe with our our friends that were pregnant it was just like a double date trip in the mountains and then I finally got the you know goal and gumption to be like so you know like we're dating I don't even know how it was brought up but it was oh Peyton this actually overlapped with our friend breakup
00:08:33
Speaker
Because whenever we had like a conversation that we were like, okay, yeah, we just like need space. It was like the same night that um my friend, my friend and I, he was like, wait, we're not dating. And I was like, what?
00:08:49
Speaker
Wait, y'all. So when Kristin and I were having our friendship breakup, we went on a friend date. And we started with, OK, what's going on? And then she told me all the boy drama. And I was like, I'm going to go see. I'm going to put myself out there, I guess. And I
Friendship Breakup and Realization
00:09:03
Speaker
was like, OK. And then we were like, OK, we shouldn't be friends anymore. And then we were like, OK, so good luck on your date. Let me know what happens. I was there after. I was like, so this is what happened.
00:09:13
Speaker
And then we just like didn't speak. And then we were like, okay, bye for three years. yeah its The most amicable, breakable time. But yeah, I remember that night. sure Yeah. So it was him and he'll just come around. And right now, uh, to answer your other question, Iman, he, his intro line was, Hey kitten, how are you? I kind of love that for you. Like, and that's to you. I like that.
00:09:40
Speaker
Yeah, he kind of matches my freak in the like, um, uh, in the like puppy names. What are they called? What are those names called? Pet names. Yeah. It's been so long girls. I can't even remember. Okay. So then tell us about Tim. Give us a little breakdown on Tim real quick. Okay. So Tim, um, well, I already did. Well, we didn't really know anything about him. You just said you were.
00:10:07
Speaker
I don't want to say it again what you said they were doing for three years. I want to tell you how he came back around. So Tim started to catch feelings. I started to like friend.
00:10:18
Speaker
I ditched him for friend. Friend ended up being like, no, we're friends. What do you mean? We're dating. And I was like, oh, I thought this like cuddling and fucking like looking in each other's eyes meant something. but i um And like being on a couple's trip and like Tahoe in the snow, I thought that meant something, but yeah, you're right. Maybe not.
00:10:39
Speaker
um So I don't talk to Tim
Tim's Return and Comparison
00:10:43
Speaker
for a while. And then a few months ago, I'm laying out in my front yard and I hear Hey, Kristen, and I look and he goes, it's Tim. And and know Well, hey, and he was like, do you remember me? And I was like, yes, Tim, I remember you. We've been for three years. Why would I just suddenly remember you? And the funny thing is we like sat there and caught up for like 10 to 15 minutes, but I didn't ever let him in the gate. We just talked through the gate.
00:11:17
Speaker
I like went on way longer than I thought. And so it's like, it was too far. I didn't feel awkward about it. I kind of loved that I wasn't like inviting him in because I was butt naked in my front yard with like, you know, my zip patches on looking so disgusting. So I'm like, I'm glad that you have to be 10 feet away from me. and But yeah, he was like, yeah, just like, um, about to go on like a road trip, um, all around the United States, see some friends and then like, um, I'll hit you up when I'm back. And then matter of fact, he hit me up when he's was back. How long did that take him? Um, I think like a month, a couple, but and actually a couple months. I don't know. I would have to do some rapid fire questions real quick. Which one's taller?
00:12:04
Speaker
Ooh, they're both pretty tall, but I think... who has a bigger day And so one um his family lives close. He has a good family. I would like love... I think they're like ah good enough to like babysit my kids is all I need. I think so. ah Taller sex. Which one's better sex? Ooh, because he like chokes me and shit.
00:12:30
Speaker
Okay. And it's like, okay. One on one. Um, which one's richer? Uh, yeah. Just no boundaries. Okay. Um, but i'm saying here I get to just buy what is for question for which one are you better? Like day to day, like on a friendly basis, like you guys could hang out all the time.
00:12:57
Speaker
Oh, see, that's the thing. It's like with friend, sometimes I get like a little bored. And I know he has a bigger personality. But sometimes he like has to be around the boys to show it. And with sometimes I'm like, Okay, you're even weirder than me. So like, Tim keeps me on my toes. I never know what the fuck he's gonna do or say how he's gonna react to me.
00:13:22
Speaker
if he's going to push me up against a wall and fuck me. Like he's very playful and like very unserious and friend that has like a little bit more of a serious side, but would probably be like. Two for Tim, two for friend. Iman, do you ask for a tie breaking question? They're honestly kind of pretty even keeled because it's like,
00:13:49
Speaker
friend also has fucked me over before. Tim hasn't. So, you know, you don't know what Tim's next move is. So he's a little, you could be coming to get back at me. What's the, what's the tiebreaker? Cause Iman and I have to, we have to choose. This is our, would you rather? bostonuston well I need to like start going out with them again before we can decide that, I think.
00:14:14
Speaker
No, this is just any mon choosing. This is, you can decide for yourself later. I've also asked like four things and said like, it like four things that no one said, like, I feel like my mic's off or something. Like I feel like keeps getting that i'm sad what I like a lot of things, like the people listening are probably going to have noticed that I've like said a lot of things and it's not going to look good for you guys, but kind um who would I like more and who would Peyton like more? Hmm. Hmm.
00:14:43
Speaker
I think we'll wear it. What setting are we in? Are we at a party or our thunderbird? Yeah. sun river You're going to like, you're going to like Timmy more. Both of us. both of us Yeah. All right. And it seems like he liked you more. So I vote for him. Yeah, me too. Right now Tim's in the lead. So this is just like kind of that first bracket.
Bizarre 'Would You Rather' Session
00:15:06
Speaker
Um, yeah, but we're going to have to figure out his expenses probably. Cause I'm not sure.
00:15:12
Speaker
where we're out on that. Okay. What do you mean expenses? Incomes and expenses. I need to split tax bracket. He's in. Got it, got it, got it. For work, I need to see the W-9s. I need to see the five-year plan. When we're in our thirties, we're not fucking around anymore. No. No. No, not very cute. Why is he cute in our twenties? I am. Definitely not walking around. Let's be real.
00:15:39
Speaker
I need to see some tax information in my thirties. Well, yeah, of course I have a, just let me have your bank logins. That's all I need. Yeah. Let me just go through your bank. I don't want to go through your phone. I want to go through your Wells Fargo state. I want to see your. time for time st That's where all the secrets come out anyway.
00:15:57
Speaker
Bitch. I would like to make it known to everyone that I went to Pilates today and then came home and rotted on the couch. And then I made myself this martini and I'm still in my Pilates clothes. go wait go payton that gross Did you sweat?
00:16:12
Speaker
Who cares? A little bit. Oh, okay. Yeah. Who cares? Um, I'm just getting insecure because I do the same thing and I like sit in my clothes all day. I was like, um, No, it's pretty gross. I'm like marinating in this, but I just needed to ice crispy cold martini before we started. Um, I love like going to an early workout class and then being like, well, I guess I can ride on the couch all day. Cause I already did something super active. Yeah. too pale um Okay, I want to go into what this episode is going to be about. This episode is going to be a would you rather episode where I have an issue thinking about would you rathers that are very general, like for the general public. It's very easy for me to think of would you rathers for specific people.
00:16:58
Speaker
So I have would you rathers for Peyton specifically and Kristen specifically, and they also made would you rathers for all of us each other? I don't know how to explain that. And then we're going to read them off. They're going to have some answers and then we're going to close out.
00:17:13
Speaker
perfect. Thanks for lighting that up for us. I feel like we should give some context. Iman is the queen of would you rathers and she will text us would you rathers in the group text just to ruin our days? Um, because she's feeling violent maybe that day and she will really ruin your life with a would you rather. So anyway, that's our, that's the, that's why Iman is hosting this episode. You'll start to get good at them too. Cause you really,
00:17:44
Speaker
You know, her, her art and her, um, knowledge really rub off on everyone. Yeah. Kristen's been getting really, really good. at If you lean into it and you like let yourself get lost, which I don't know if Peyton will ever be able to do, you, you will become good at them too. So this is level one. These like, aren't that hard. These are just level one. So first one can be for Peyton. Would you rather die both your hair and your eyebrows jet black and cut your hair shoulder length?
00:18:14
Speaker
And by the way, also another caveat is that you have to mention every single week on both of this podcast and Note to Self how you can't believe how much better you look with jet black hair. So like everyone has to believe that you think you look really, really, really good. Or this is me trying to stir the pot a little bit. You have to live with Kristin for the next five years in a two bedroom, one bathroom apartment.
00:18:41
Speaker
How long do I have my hair cut? ah ah How long did you say? It's 10 years. no No, you didn't even mention how long I need to have it cut. You can't just make it up now. It's 10 years. And I've to live with Kristin for five years. Five? Mm-hmm. Can Joe live in the apartment too? No. So like if I'm pregnant, I don't have anyone helping me. Well, he can come over as much as he wants. He knows that I would be a good help.
00:19:12
Speaker
Okay. I think you would be a helpful to people. I just don't know your brand of help. I would enjoy.
00:19:24
Speaker
Kristin and I, but we were like, exactly the conversation I wanted to happen. Like I planned out this convo as I was making this up. When Kristin and I were best friends phase one in like my earlier twenties slash Kristin's earlier twenties.
Living Together Discussion
00:19:38
Speaker
Um, we openly talked about so much how we could never live together. Like some weird, literally the closest we've ever been. We were like, we would just never live together. we before we even fought We would be like, we could never. I'm also thinking about patients like pregnancy hormones.
00:19:54
Speaker
I know that would make a really good sitcom. No, we would just never we like we get to a point of just not speaking. Oh, yeah. I think you guys would get to a point of so much closeness that like, it wouldn't even nothing is phasing anyone. Okay, well, I think the Kristin option is less time. So right, I have to go with that one. I like how many years off your life you know you look hot was like black hair though.
00:20:19
Speaker
Yeah. especially say That's rude for you to assume that I wouldn't look hot too. I wouldn't. I think you would look really bad. I would look horrible. I think you're pretty, but I think you would look really bad with black hair. Black hair and black eyebrows. Yeah. That's so like severe. You know what I mean?
00:20:37
Speaker
Yeah. and like My face doesn't handle severe barrier. I can barely do a winged liner. You just went so goth. Yeah, no too pale for that. It would be pretty bad. It's not giving Megan Fox. I think we would have a good time. A lot of content for the podcast. But yeah, I couldn't i couldn't live with Jesse. I can't live with any best friends.
00:21:00
Speaker
No. Okay. So what's your answer? The hair or no, I'm sorry. Kristin has a little Kristin for fucking five years. Okay.
00:21:10
Speaker
and getting in here im Fine. I will be fine. The next one's for Kristin. It's kind of similar. Kristin.
00:21:25
Speaker
I'm scared. It's not. This is the level one. Would you rather get a bull cut and a huge septum ring? Like they're really, really thick ones. The bull cut is very, very dark brown. No. no walkley thank or can five or Every dollar in all your bank accounts is given to me in Paine and we use it towards a month long Europe trip you're not invited to. Oh.
00:21:54
Speaker
Oh my god. Oh.
00:22:03
Speaker
um We're making a bunch of dreamwave content time without you. That is like actually insane. That's like so mean. It really boils down to would you rather be ugly or broke?
00:22:21
Speaker
I'm broke and have no friends. And we're literally in Europe vlogging from our
00:22:34
Speaker
On the best trip ever. Ever. Like seriously ever. No, okay you know what? i would be here I would do the hair. I would become an actress.
00:22:44
Speaker
I would fucking kill it with this like niche character. And I wouldn't be putting our friendship on the line with was another um was another Europe trip.
00:22:58
Speaker
Because we can we can't risk that. We have millions on the line now. We're fine. No, don't you want to be like, with the Volca? I just, like, Christian would look like this boy from Stranger Things, Noah, with this Volca. Yeah, he would. Oh my God.
00:23:17
Speaker
Wow, that was a really bad one. Okay. What if I accidentally killed the Volca, though? Honestly, that'd be a huge, that'd be a huge slay. So next one, Peyton, would you battle?
00:23:37
Speaker
I'm sorry, did they get worse? They get harder? Yeah, that was level one, she said. they just No, they don't necessarily get harder. They get more like inappropriate and like crude. Okay, great. Well, what if I can't answer it?
00:23:50
Speaker
Peyton, would you rather fart every time you moan, speak, or come during sex? And I know what you might say. You might say, oh, then I just won't moan. I just won't speak. You can't, if you do choose that, you can't tell Joe why you've gone silent and he has to assume you're just like being kind of a bitch all the time during sex. Like you can't explain why you either you fart or you're like silent and you're like, he's like, she's kind of being a bitch today or you immediately pee your pants, it's visible, anytime someone comes up to you and recognizes you from your Instagram like this, everyone's like, are you fainting? It's like the pee starts coming down, you're wearing a dress or whatever, or it's your pants, your pants are really- This is how I know you've been doing would you rather for way too long because I know you're mentioning the pee has to be visible because you've had so many people answer something like this and be like, well, I just wear a diaper or like something.
00:24:43
Speaker
is like then they're like she being on her side Well, I have to the first one. Why? I kind of ruin ruin your relationship, don't you think? I would ruin my income.
00:25:00
Speaker
So I didn't have to quit my job or. were You could just go on a remote island. Or you're like silent in like deadpan face the whole time, or you can moan and it's like. You didn't say deadpan. You said. No, it doesn't have mean deadpan actually. Yeah, just silent, nothing. But also when you come, you fart too. So it's like silent. So I can never finish again or I have to quit my job.
00:25:30
Speaker
Well, you can fart while you can. You don't have to quit your job. You can fucking pee in front of you. Just be yourself. Just be your fucking, fucking self. like um The first one. and Okay. Claystone. Yeah. Would you rather have to move back to your Oklahoma, Oklahoma college town or three and a half years, but you can't travel or.
00:26:01
Speaker
You have allegations that you mistreat your dogs and they all start to surface around the same time. There's no solid proof, but everyone's kind of like looking at you sideways. And there's Reddit threads about it with like them circling your Instagram stories of your dogs in the background. And there's a hashtag savebarmanmuth if people comment. Oh, my God.
00:26:26
Speaker
Oh, These are like attacks. My sunglasses were off. I'm crying hysterically. I like literally can't even remember the first because of like how upsetting the second. The first is one. You have to move back to your Oklahoma college town. It's actually been five years. Five years. Oh my God.
00:26:52
Speaker
But there's no proof. There's no solid proof. It's just like, I don't think it's just the allegations. which really Obviously hard to be over time because no one actually knows. Oh my God. Like both would ruin my career. I fear in my life. Yeah. Because you have the protesters. hashtag same barp and move Oh my God. I guess I would move back to still water.
00:27:23
Speaker
And just be like the hottest bitch on the block again and showing and show what I'm all about. And maybe I would like, and maybe I would like pitch it to a network and like call it the simple life.
00:27:37
Speaker
so like just off the top of my head. is one as simple as
00:27:49
Speaker
And you know what, I would be rich as fuck there. You know, it's like $2 for a beer there. Really? I'd come.
00:27:58
Speaker
Wait, y'all, I had it. So in Milwaukee, we like had this whole day on the river and I went, we stopped and got beers and I went in to like, go get them for Joe and I. And he like gave me his car to go get them. And the beers total for two like huge draft beers that were really good were $8. Oh, that's insane. Because the beer is $4 a pop. I was like, sorry, I got this. I bought it for us. so I got this one too. I got this one too.
00:28:28
Speaker
Oh my God, that's so sexual. Mm hmm. Yeah, nice trains, but you didn't get me there. I feel like these are also ones that are like actually devastating to both you guys and only actually funny to me. No, these are devastating. Like like they they make me angry, like actually mad. Like when I answer them, I'm like, fuck you.
00:28:54
Speaker
be Would you rather have to wear Christmas? I'd be eating ass shirt every day for a year and you can't wash it. Can we give some context? and The shirt says I'd rather be eating ass.
00:29:08
Speaker
And Peyton, and Peyton wore it out one night. but That's like not Peyton's humor whatsoever. And also it's going to give her one unwanted male attention, which we all know she's going to hate. She can't watch it. So she's going to stink on ice. I have a problem. I think when it comes to like our friends and just like in general, I feel like I exist in a vacuum. Like I feel like we're joking, laughing, kicking, and blackout. I was blackout when I put this on. I remember nothing about this, but I remember blacking back in at the bar and I had a, I'd rather be but eating Ash shirt on with Uh, sweat capris, sweatboard shorts, the tightest sweat shorts you can think of going down to her knees, flip
Embarrassing Shirt Tale
00:29:49
Speaker
flops, and a crop top red. I'd rather be eating ass tea. And my hair was just unbrushed. My eyes were just going nuts and men and were talking to me a bunch and I just didn't realize that.
00:30:02
Speaker
I kept putting my hair in front of it. Cause after it got unfunny, yeah it was like black back in. It was like, okay, this is a little, every single man at the bar approached us at one point about, wait, also not to mention the shirt was red and the text was like orange yellow. So like, and it was like thin texts. So you're not, you're not seeing it across the dark bar. That was the confusing part. And like my hair was all over it too. So I'm like, there was a game of telephone going around Barney's being right. Like people were talking about it. People weren't seeing it.
00:30:32
Speaker
But she looks like literal, like the prettiest girl, but white trash. She looked like she. I looked like I was born in the panhandle of Florida, much like I was. Right. You look like a swamp baby. I look you like exactly what I am. I hope Fiona's a hot child. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
00:30:58
Speaker
Um, they actually wore that to that shirt to target the other day. So I actually have a million of them because someone sent so many to army and then every time I spent the night, I just like take one home. So I have like six and I literally and like to just throw them on for errands. So the other day I was wearing it to target and I got so many like triple takes and I was like, fuck yeah.
00:31:23
Speaker
Sometimes you just need it, you know, like sometimes you just do it at Target. I've never experienced that before. I walk around everywhere with my head down. It's a way of technique.
Personal Pride vs. Public Embarrassment
00:31:34
Speaker
Okay. Yeah. So you have to either wear the eating ass shirt or you have to go to millennium and take a hip hop slash breakdancing class every other Wednesday and post your dance progress, um, every other month to your Instagram story.
00:31:50
Speaker
I think the eating as shirt like could also lose you brand deals. No, it wouldn't. Yeah. What do you think Giorgio Armani is going to let her wear that shirt in the ad? And, um, what is it? the vodka great its Yeah. Like Grey Goose is going to let her wear that in the ad. I see. I see. I thought you were saying because she wore it.
00:32:12
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No, no, it's because she has to wear it every day for a year. Is millennium that one that like all of those, yeah. Dancer people go to. Dancer. I have to choose that because then I'll be broke otherwise. And you're going to post that dance. You're dancing on your Instagram story. If you haven't noticed all the answers I choose are the one that's going to make me the least broke. Yeah. That's a growing priority in Hayden and certain land.
00:32:38
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Yeah. My Capricorn wheels. We all know this. Yeah. boyles Well, I would personally respect you more if you posted a hip hop dance videos, I would create multiple accounts to follow you from, to just support you even further. Me too. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. seriously Follow you. Follow you. um
00:33:04
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Here's another one for Peyton. Would you rather only be able to eat vegetables and leafy green salads not chopped? Or every time you walk out of your front door, there's a dance circle of people saying, go Peyton, go Peyton. Can I eat any protein? No, it's just vegetables and leafy green salads with like really long pieces of lettuce.
00:33:28
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So you wouldn't be really skinny. The vegetables and salads, I don't know, a couple of years. The dance circle is probably at least five years.
00:33:42
Speaker
Okay. Well, you didn't say I had to dance in it. So I'd probably just have a dance circle. I can't be that skinny again. There's no way. That's like really bad for my brain. I can't be that skinny again, you guys. and got and that no a I don't look good when I'm like skinny bony girl. I need to be, um,
00:34:01
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um oh got that I need to have some like meet them up What if the dance circles outside and you have to go and do your dance routine that you learned to add? You can't change it. I'm just wondering, no, no, that that one's separate. I'm just wondering if you had to go in the middle and do your dance roots routine from millennial every time. a letium house What would you choose? It's still the dance circle probably. Cause wow. So she actually doesn't hate dance circles. You guys, um,
00:34:31
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That's what you took from that. so I'm getting from this. I just hate vegetables more.
00:34:39
Speaker
All right. That's all I got. How about you girls? Do you want me to start or do you want to start PP? You can do yours first. Okay. Iman, I'm coming right the fuck at you, bitch. You're so boring. I'm already upset. Okay.
00:34:57
Speaker
go pay go pay go go in go Okay, anyway. Tanging it up ah and going right into it right now. I need to do this thing up. Iman, would you rather publicly announce your G-E-Z obsession in an Instagram dump, including pictures of you two together with a really deep caption about how we changed your life or legally change your name and handles and what people refer to you um to Scooby Dooby Doo.
00:35:36
Speaker
I can't stress this enough. And I'm waiting. 1,000% the Scooby Dooby Doo. I would rather actually. You think you're gonna keep your job.
00:35:48
Speaker
You think you're gonna keep your job and get other jobs with the names? Well, here's the thing. I can't move jobs. I could keep my same one, but I have to have that for the rest of my entire life. But you're willing to do that just so people don't know the girl you used to be. You won't know who you were. You used to be her. No, because in my caption, I'm not saying I used to do this. I'm saying this man changed my life. I would rather die tomorrow. Okay. Well,
00:36:18
Speaker
that's That's your answer and I guess I will respect it. What would you guys rather do?
00:36:26
Speaker
Post about Jeezy. Really? Do you guys think i would I would be cute named like Scoob? Yeah. Scoob for sure. Kind of have the look where it's like Scoob would work for you. Yeah, I think I would go with Scooby Dooby Doo.
00:36:41
Speaker
Where are you? You've got more work to do now. Scooby dooby doo. Oh, all right, yo. Okay, teeing up, Patons. Would you rather never have queso again or never see or speak about Joe again? I have to choose never having queso again. Thanks for ruining my life. Oh, is it your job?
00:37:10
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Thanks for ruining her life. that Did you said, yeah thanks for taking away all of my joy. Thanks for ruining everything. and Pleasure. She's like, no, not my joy. Thanks for taking away all my money, actually.
00:37:25
Speaker
Okay. Well, so I guess, cause I want to have kids and stuff. So I had to see Joe again. Okay. Go pay in, go pay in, go pay in, go pay in, go pay in. Okay. You on? Yes. Would you rather have to eat breakfast for lunch every day for the rest of your life? Fuck yeah. Or every day you go on for the rest of your life, including with your husband, any date night, any cute times, whatever is a double date with Kristen.
00:37:59
Speaker
No alone time. Fuck. That's good. That's really, really good. Because we all know how the double date with Kristen went if you guys remember in season one. It was perfect, flawless. They're basically dating now, so I don't know if And I was thinking in mind, it's with Kristen and whoever she's choosing for the date. So you don't know what's about to happen. Okay. So like, if if we're like, should we go to dinner tonight? We can only go to dinner if Kristen also is ah available with her date. Every day you ever go on for the rest of your life is, um, with Kristen or it's breakfast foods for lunch every single day and you have to eat it.
00:38:46
Speaker
Cause I also would assume that when you're going to get engaged, you're also going to be kind of on a date, like it's going to be going to be a dinner or like something's happening. I just get engaged with Kristen and whoever she's bringing. I'm like sharing the like main table with you at the wedding. i'm aware wouldn yeah we're basically um What are those conjoined twins? Yeah.
00:39:10
Speaker
Um, if we could just like go to a normal dinner without including Kristin, I would say all of our dates has to be with Kristin, but like the fact that her life, I would have to wait for her to be available. I would have to eat the breakfast food for lunch and just, um, slip into a deep dark depression. So that's what you want. That's okay. Um, but yes, that would happen to me. I'd be very sad. Um, I've actually don't even eat pork. So I can't really eat bacon. Turkey bacon stinks. You'd have to eat like scrambled eggs and God, I'm going to watch this.
00:39:53
Speaker
eagles And what? Egg McMuffins. Oh my God. Egg McMuffins. Egg McMuffins are the worst things on the planet. No lettuce could be found. You might like them after you have like, you're going to have to have some varieties. so You're going to try all the breakfast foods. Right. You might actually start to really like waffles.
00:40:14
Speaker
Especially ones with taco chips. Yeah, I had to do breakfast food. and Okay. Kristin, would you rather have to unironically use hashtags on every social media post for the next year? Like you have to be really serious. Like you have to be there to make sense. Well, ultimately that will probably like make me grow and like find yeah will discover me okay so it's kind of you have to use them they you you have to use right i have to be perceived and i have to yeah like they' not like strategic hashtags because they're unironic so they're like it's not like the ones that are giving you the best to get you it'll be like
00:40:49
Speaker
You know what I mean? They're going to be like like when you're going to like have hashtag like OOTD hashtag running video. Yes. In my caption, some words is are hashtag like in the castle, like in this. There has to be seven. It's like a single caption. I am hashtag living. hashtagloving and Hashtag laughs. But I see. See, see, that seems ironic. It has to be like actually. OK. OK. What's the other?
00:41:17
Speaker
The other one is you have to go on a date with that guy who was kind of the worst every single Friday night for the entire year. How long does she have to use the hashtags for a year? I think the hashtags, even though I'm using them.
00:41:40
Speaker
ah for reals. I think sometimes I'll get some gain from it and I'm just going to become such a hateful mean angry and cigarette smoker that like punches walls if I go out with that guy or I'll accidentally fall in love with him and I don't want to fall in love with a little fucking dweebo. Yeah. He could be great. yeah He does buy your drink. Yeah. right Yeah. Yeah. Well, did he buy your drinks? Yeah, of course. Okay. Well then he can buy your drinks. That's true. But it's like a little too late. It's not like an early date. It's like a little too late. I was going to make a timeframe of like, it's like a night to like 10 PM. So you know, on Friday nights, if I'm working that week, I want to veg on a Friday night.
00:42:30
Speaker
Yeah, it has to be eight to like 10. So it's like prime, like you're there at dinner or no, it's going to be really fucking hard, but I'm going to have to do it. Well, no. and ni patchs yeah Yeah, I chose Aztecs. Okay. Wow. enjoy you guys Okay. Okay. I want to hear everyone's would you rather, I want you to DM me your best one. And here's the thing. I'm going to tell you if it's not that good because I can't lie. I've gotten a couple of would you rathers that aren't that good? And I was kind of nice about it. I want everyone listening right now to DM me your very best. Give me your best shot and I will genuinely either say, Hey, like this isn't there yet. I want to, I want to hear this like again in a couple of weeks. and workshop my Guys, she's just trying to better you.
00:43:20
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It's not personal. Everyone on this call knows I just want and everyone to be operating at their best you know level of productivity and everyone really trying their best. So if it's not good, I'll tell you. If it is really good, I'll tell you. And I'll also maybe highlight some um on Instagram story or ones that if you s stump me, yeah get super you have to start digging. We like that.
00:43:45
Speaker
We have to start dating? Is that what you said? Yes. If someone stumps me, I will be so turned on we have to start dating. Oh. o wrap
00:43:54
Speaker
Okay, girls. Thank you so much ah for listening. Okay, Peyton's closing. She's like- I thought you guys, we have to go. She's forcing us. She's forcing us. Bye. Bye. We love the app. Okay. Well, really quick before we get off, I just want to say one more thing and it's