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Introduction and Theme Setting
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Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh, my God. Okay. Should I three-way Peyton? Yeah, call me. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... Hey, y'all. It's us, three-way. We're so happy to be here. Thank you so much for inviting us. um We actually can't believe believe you. Yeah, we got something. We couldn't believe that we got it. um Today, we're going to be talking about Wait, no, actually, wait, what's it called? Sorry.
00:00:32
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but um and be everything extra knowing nothing about we're actually oh We're doing something called we listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. I think we should try to do it in unison really quick.
00:00:47
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why we we open we need lips one one two three we listen and we don't judge okay so i feel like we have to say that before every time we like have to admit something that's pretty like judgmental worthy um but i do want to start the episode talking about a pretty specific topic because i've been having The most, this is just like somewhat of a life update, but I've been having the most vivid, intense deja vu of my life for the past month. But it's weird deja vu where like I'm in the deja vu and. OK, it's so weird, but I I'm it's like a memory and then whatever precedes the deja vu like in my memory is something like bad, for example.
Exploring Deja Vu and Theories
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I had crazy deja vu the other day or last night that I was driving down this one specific road listening to a podcast and it's a podcast I've never heard before until yesterday like the actual podcast itself the first episode I've ever listened to it.
00:01:53
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The specific words she said in a specific place I was driving, I heard it like a memory like, oh my God, I've been here before. But the thing that followed it in my memory or whatever this like deja vu was, was Joe calling me and saying something was wrong with Winnie and that he had to take her to the vet. So I had this like intense moment of like remembering this and I was in the midst of it. So instead of like waiting for him to call, I called him. And I was like, hey, is Winnie okay?
00:02:19
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And he was like, yeah, like why? And I was like, where is she? Is she in the backyard right now? Or like, again, y'all, the freaking toads, you know, the toads. So I was freaking out and she was fine. And he was like, like, why? And I was like, this is going to sound insane. But like, I just felt like a memory, basically, like I've been here before, whatever. It's happened twice now in the last like two weeks that I've remembered, like, I've like braced for something to happen that I remember happening.
00:02:46
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Have you Googled what deja vu actually is like in theory? Like, isn't it something crazy? Like, like your parents or something like, or there's so many aligning. I think so. Like, there's so many um theories about what it is. Like, obviously, I like that kind of stuff. So I've thought about it. um And there's nothing that like I there's like, I could say like deja vu definitely is but I like the one that's like,
00:03:13
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maybe that did happen in an alternate universe and I'm like remembering it because time isn't like actually linear and like it's just a memory that I had or something like it's just it was so weird but I don't know how to explain it in like my current world that I live in. right I don't think there is an explanation but it's been so weird like to the point where I didn't want to make it a big deal but like I had to call him like I literally was like is Winnie okay?
00:03:35
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This sounds like the premise of um a thriller movie on Netflix that I would watch. Exactly. I was literally just going to say that I'm like picturing it go down in my head and Peyton is the actress and she's like, no, I was picturing it like that too. Like I'm so down to watch that. Yeah. Like I saw the trailer as you were saying that. Who wants to make me the actress in um this new Netflix show that I'm pitching? And that was my pitch for Netflix.
00:04:00
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And that scene. And scene. We do know that the Netflix execs are listening, you know. We were doing network yeah we' networking and met some. and i'm in a we need like We need a kickback. I think they're listening. If y'all remember that
New Podcast Segment: "We Listen and We Don't Judge"
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episode. It was like a real life. What's that show that everyone? ah That's so waving.
00:04:27
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all right but What about the podcasters? Oh, nobody wants this. Yes. Yeah. yeah the vibes. Anyway, so that's my life update. um I'm having intense deja vu and I don't know how to explain it. So if anyone has any answers for me, let me know. Let's get some deja vu experts in here. Yeah, in our DMs.
00:04:48
Speaker
okay so Today we're going to do, we listen and we don't judge. We have some stuff written down. We kind of already decided that we weren't going to like drag each other. Um, cause I feel like that might go a little to left, like all the ones that I was thinking of in my head that we like could drag each other. We're like mean. And then that's what I texted and I was like, um, o but I feel like the the trend isn't dragging each other. I feel like the trend is like,
00:05:15
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admitting things. No, it is, but like I see the couples do it, and then it's like, oh, they definitely hate each other. like I've seen couples do it with each other, and then it's like, well, when you like aren't looking, I like use your toothbrush, and then it's like, what the fuck? Or it's like, oh, when you went out of town that one time, it's like, they do that. There's a lot that I'm like, there's no way you guys didn't talk about this after, and you're not broken up. Yeah, why'd you even post that? I hate awkward couples stuff on TikTok.
00:05:42
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I know it's, yeah I just can't picture. I don't think I've ever dated a guy that would be down with me filming shit like that. They like want to take my outfit pictures, let alone like fucking appear in a bit of video for me. Yeah. Joe wouldn't do it with me. I wanted him to do the one that's like, um, what is a suspect is like the running one, oh yeah but I honestly feel like he's so sensitive.
00:06:08
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sensitive. He wouldn't want any of that on the internet either. Yeah. Like if we did that, it would be like really funny and good. But then like the behind the scenes, I would like have to bring it up another time. yeah's like hey so really you Do you really think that?
00:06:27
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Yeah, that that's what I was scared of this turning into, but I'm glad we're all... I got a fridge full of Topo Chico and I'm feeling crazy.
00:06:39
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and oh I Oh, so you've really been influenced. Oh, yes. And also, i maybe I can go first because one of mine like has to do with this. Okay, so let's say all we listen and we don't judge and then we have to say that before every single one just to remind us. Okay, we listen and we don't judge.
00:07:02
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um Where is it? Oh, I go to BevMo so often that when I have seen the same employee like too many times in a row, I hide from them so that they don't think I'm an alcoholic. So like there's one specific girl that when I go in here, I'm like, fuck it. I'll like sprint down the aisle and then I'll wait for someone else to check me out. And it's specifically been when I'm getting these Topachikas.
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Well, you can walk there. So that's an excuse. It's so close. It's literally like your CVS. That kind of goes hand in hand with one of mine. I literally go to Gelson's like three times a week because I liked a grocery shop for like one meal at a time, like two days maybe. And it's normally just for like topo, chico and soup.
00:07:49
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And um and then I just I just keep going. i I don't like to prep. So you're on an all liquid diet? No, no, no, no, baby. You know, I was all ramen. I also get a whole thing of croissants. Oh, right. Biscuits. Oh, they're fucking great.
00:08:08
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sounds like I'll go next. Ready? yeah One, two, three. We listen and we don't judge. So I have not blocked unblocked my sister on Instagram.
00:08:23
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since like two years ago maybe? Well, maybe a year and a half ago. I'll see her, we'll see each other. It's like the sister thing where we're like, hey, I'm playing with her children. We're doing the whole cordial thing. Like everything's normal. But it like I realized the other day I still have her blocked and I was just like, meh.
00:08:43
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Yeah, so yeah, cuz I don't feel like going back and forth in my Instagram DMS about politics and religion typically. So honestly, that's kind of fire. I like it.
Personal Stories and Confessions: Avoidance Tactics
00:08:52
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Yeah, it's I'm protecting my piece as I would for anyone who like for example, and I posted the other day, those plan C pills like the link.
00:09:01
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um Did you all see that on my stories? Like you can go onto like planseepills.org just a little shout out and you can buy these like stickers that have a QR code on them to place around places if you have like a state, if you're in a state with really strict or like impossible abortion laws and that you can order like a hundred of them or something. I think they're completely free. I can't remember if I paid like 50 cents or something. But anyways, I stick them around Florida because it'll say like like help people get access to pills, like abortion care pills. um And I just know if that was on my story, she would definitely be compelled because of how she feels, obviously. So when people do that to me, I literally am just like, I'm not arguing about abortion with anyone at my DMs, including my sister. yeah She's out. Including but not limited to I also feel like I do that with certain friends like I have some of my very good friends like I might go as far to say Reaching level of best friends muted on Instagram to save our friendship Because I find their online presence to be so annoying and awesome
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like not really representative of of them as a person. Right. So I have like two or three which I can tell you guys off camera that I like have not actually seen an Instagram post or a story of theirs in years and our friendship is like so strong. And I just pretend like I saw their stuff.
00:10:16
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yeah I agree, especially being in like the influencer space, you like meet these girls and they're so sweet and fun. But I'm like, I'm not your target a target audience. like You're so like clean, pristine, perfect to where it like stresses me out. I want to explode. And I can't help but be like, oh my God, you are. What is wrong with the internet? um ah Obviously, not Nara Smith. You're doing great, sweetie.
00:10:41
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I don't know. I don't know. kind make I don't know. But anyone trying to make my best friend, Nara Smith. Sorry, Nara, not you, baby. But everyone else that is like trying to make their life look perfect, I see right through it and it stresses me. I and ah yeah i also see right through like the boyfriends in the content thing because I know that they were literally like probably probably like bribed with like sex in a blowjob and like or like a free dinner and something to like be in that. And I just see right through it. You know how I bribed Joe to be in my content? How? Tell.
00:11:23
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I say, if you're not in my content, I'm probably going to break up with you because I do everything for your career and you just need to be in this one fucking photo. And he does not let that conversation, I'll tell you that. No, he's literally like, whatever is going to make you stop talking about this. I will do whatever. And he shows up and he's smiling and he's happy. i Yeah, it's so annoying that you have to fucking bribe and threaten him. I'm like, just support me.
00:11:50
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Well, now he gets it because i once I pointed that out once, he was like, Oh, fuck well, what would be it you're worse than that is someone who is begging to be in your content. That's the only thing that's worse. So like, I honestly think it's better to have to bribe your boyfriend, but he's like happy that you're bribing him. You're so right. I would take that argument any day. One good thing about Joe is he does learn. He does comprehend. Like once he learned something, he's like, Oh shit, you're so right. And I'm like, yeah, thanks so much.
00:12:17
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you don't want to pay for my entire life, yeah then I'm going to need to make my own money yeah and you're going to have to help. um okay and mean that Well, I guess and in conclusion, block whoever you want, even if it's your sister, even if it's your mom, yeah even if it's your best friend.
00:12:33
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It's so funny. My aunt at my cousin's wedding this ah summer was like, I love you. She was my um cheer coach and like we've always had a funny relationship where I feel like she sees and hears too much that she wants to ignore. like She doesn't want to hear or know about me smoking weed. She like got mad at me because they smoked weed at the risk like outside of the reception. um She was like, someone was saying that They like follow me. I can't even remember. And she was like, I just want you to know I love you. I think you're so cute. But I don't follow you on Instagram anymore. And I was like, okay, no, that's good. Like, that's what I know. That's fire.
Trendy Catchphrases and Driving Anecdotes
00:13:07
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Yeah, that's fire. I was like, please, I don't want to like, yeah, change my shit because just because you guys follow. Thank you. Yeah. I think I'm gonna start saying that's fire. But it's like in an ironic way. i just want Because I already said it too many times.
00:13:26
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Let's put that on a, let's put that on a crop top. like yeah But like know that I'm not being like for real, you know what I mean? but like i do thats why That's how it starts. And then all of a sudden it's really fucking for real. Yeah. It already feels pretty real from over here. Okay. Well, so is your boob out or no, she's literally been dying for someone to comment on it.
00:13:50
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wow Um, okay. Sometimes when I'm in my car and I feel like I look good, roll down the windows and look kind of mysterious so that people can make up stories about me in their head.
00:14:10
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Oh my god this is why you didn't agree that that convertibles are overrated you want to convert fucking bad so you can be perceived. No if I had one I would fully be like really like and the thing is no one's looking at me like I know my back to like I'm not looking at anyone when I'm driving. like I notice that. I feel like when you're driving, it's just like this weird thing where you're around so many people, but like no one can see you. Maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't look around. I feel like I'm an invisible cloak, but not enough to like pick my nose. I feel invisible endless. I feel like I look really good. And then you're like, the whole universe hinges on me. Yes.
00:14:56
Speaker
I just like, wow especially in LA, it's so intimate because you're just like stopping half the time at a stoplight. So you are truly, it's as if you're sitting next to them at a dinner table with your music taste blasting. I'm normally smoking something, like there's no way I can like acknowledge. And that's how I know that people are looking at you because your music's blasting, you're smoking your joint, you don't care, you don't know that no one's watching. Like I know people are watching you like, oh, she's cool. And like, I know people aren't watching me.
00:15:26
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And they're also looking at my car. That's right. It's kind of souped up coop. Exactly. um Anyways, who's next? Kristin. Ready? all One, two, three. We listen and we don't judge.
00:15:46
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okay um I play bumper cars when I drive my car. I believe that. And I've gotten in financial debt because of it. I had to stop putting the wrecks on insurance.
00:16:02
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And so I was just paying for them on my credit card and then I got got in credit card debt. And I had to, I literally like downloaded one of those things that like pays it off for you with a lower interest rate. Like whatever that one is. And you got like a full loan for your credit card debt for your card. get loan But there's like a, an app that like helps you. I wish I could remember. So I like, they paid it for me and then I paid them at a lower interest.
00:16:31
Speaker
Anyway, I shouldn't have gone in a car with a plastic bumper, a front bumper. And then kept it for 14 years? Yeah. She's like she's literally probably 14 years old. It'll look cute little like white Lexus CT. She's just my She's my pride and joy. I have weird emotional attachment to her. But yeah, it's I put more money into that car than anything in my life. And if I had never driven, I probably would like own a home or something. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's OK. OK, I'll go. It's fun.
00:17:11
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Three, two, one. We listen and know we don't judge. So this actually just happened to me or i I wanted to do it and then I couldn't because I was with Joe. But when I'm watching movies that have any level of suspense literally at all, like even if it's going a little too slow, my anxiety won't allow me to watch it.
00:17:34
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Normally, I have to fast forward through any kind of suspense. Yes. i like like If he's walking too slow, I fast forward, fast forward. Me too. Is the guy going to get shot? I need to know the answer, then fast forward, fast forward. Joe's like, you're watching the movie in 20 minutes. I'm like, that's what I wanted. I don't want the experience like of the movie. I do the exact same thing. That's actually the craziest thing I've ever fucking heard.
00:17:58
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No, when it's too like, when I don't know what's happening and I'm actually too anxious for the character, I have to fast forward. Or if my boyfriend let me fast forward, I'll look it up. The synopsis of the movie on IMDB so that I can like know in my brain and prepare for it. If I can't pass forward or I have to leave. Yeah, you can't be suspense like that. I agree. Maybe it is OCD. I thought it was just anxiety, but I guess anxiety and OCD are like similar. Well, the same that you say you like that you like to know the most about people so you can't ah and about things. So you can't.
00:18:28
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So you're feeling controlled. Yeah. And you can get me shot. Yeah. Just circling back to, you know, a really early episode. You know, I remember and I care. Just your mental illnesses. Yeah. That was, that was good. Don't forget. Don't forget. We all suffer from mental illness.
Podcast Highlights and Wild Adventures
00:18:48
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And I think, let me just do a group one really quick. We listened and we do not judge. Thank you guys for that.
00:18:58
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Yeah. Specifically, we don't judge Iman. Okay. Yeah. Might not be the title of the episode. No more bullying. We listen to three-way and we don't judge. Yes. Let's see. Some of mine are like just so embarrassing and I feel like yours aren't as embarrassing as mine. Okay. This one's about three-way. I have more one. More.
00:19:25
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Um, sometimes when I'm clipping stuff for this podcast and my brand, I'm obviously looking for like the funniest, most interesting parts. And then, um, when I finished, I realized that I've only clipped parts of me, um, multiple, multiple different videos of myself.
00:19:44
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And so then I can't tell if I just think I'm really funny or if I'm just the best one.
00:19:57
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or if I'm the best one. yeah that that little comment I'm just the best one.
00:20:07
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Wow. That was a very telling statement. We listen and we don't judge. And then obviously I go back and clip other stuff too, but Yeah, but after the second round, when you have to be like, yeah and I like don't notice I'm doing it every single time. It's like, I'll go to text you guys all the videos. tell I'll be like, fuck. It didn't begin. It didn't begin. I was so damn entertaining.
00:20:42
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Anyways, his turn is it you're yours? Yours. We listen and we don't judge.
00:20:54
Speaker
um I one time scaled Malibu Pier to get on my friend's boat because I had missed it because I was so drunk the night from the night before that my phone was in my hallway and I didn't wake up for my alarm and they had already gone on the boat when I woke up and found my phone and I talked to the captain on the phone and I said, where can I meet you?
00:21:18
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I have to come on the boat. I want to come on the boat. And he said, grab a trash bag and Uber to Malibu Pier. I'll see you soon. And I scaled Malibu. here i like that Yeah. And I, my friend, um, from the trash bag for the trash bag was for my belongings because my friend paddle boarded to the pier.
00:21:43
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What that I scaled down and I got on her paddle board with my stuff and then I got on the boat and I did not know anyone on the boat, but her sister and her. Oh, that seems like something you would do. Right. That sounds exactly like something you would do. Yeah. but it's like Everyone's like, who is this? Every time I pass Malibu Pier, I am still in shock and awe at like the logistics of how it went down because I obviously just like was... I a could never get that drunk that I just leave my phone in my fucking hallway and like go to bed without it anymore.
00:22:24
Speaker
But the fact that that also like wasn't really like in, I don't know, not always, that wasn't really like ever my vibe to do. So that was all a throw off. And so I was fucking wasted. And then I just kept drinking. So like, I think I was still kind of blackout when the whole thing happened. Because like, the memories of it come and like,
00:22:46
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like flashes as if like I'm watching the Titanic and it's just like yeah I don't know well the story makes it seem like it's silly goofy but when you actually see the cliff maybe we'll put it like in the content roundup it actually is like very dated like when we're hearing it's like oh ha ha and when you look at it you're like you don't actually have to do that No, like, actually, I'll see if I can. i think we had like a Snapchat video is my friend Rachel Brennan. Shout out. She's a listener. She's a three wayer. And yeah. yeah
00:23:21
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um Did you get so drunk once that you like fell asleep with your front door wide open? Oh, like a few months ago. You're like, I never do that. I left my phone in my hallway and like, I got so drunk and like, that was already so weird. I'm like, didn't you like fully fall asleep with your entire front door open like recently? Yeah. and youall She lives in like a very busy area. Like this is like on a major intersection. and you can see this You can see the door from the street.
00:23:49
Speaker
The thing is with my house is I treat it as if I'm not in the center of West Hollywood and if as if other people don't live in this little complex. And I like to leave my door open for the dogs to come and go. A lot of my neighbors have told me they don't like that. Um, so I have tried to get better, but yeah, I do sometimes just kind of leave my door open for the girls. I act like no way.
00:24:15
Speaker
If I was, if I was Kristen's neighbor, okay, here's the thing. And I actually haven't brought this up before. Oh I'm so scared. I'm not scared to say it. I'm kind of scared to say it, but like,
00:24:30
Speaker
The way that Kristin acts like she doesn't live in a duplex and acts like it's actually her house, like she'll leave her door, go, but she comes out in her bikini and her dogs are like running around and I see her neighbors walk to the door and they're not laughing at, smiling. They're like, Kristin, they're walking in barbs like about to tramp them over and they're like, and Kristin's like, hey, and then everyone goes into their house and no one really looks.
00:24:57
Speaker
I can't sit in her front yard. It's like fully shared by four units. I just feel like in your head they're like, fuck, she's out here again. That's what I've seen. And also, if I was your neighbor, I would feel the same way, but they literally walk in. It's like Barb tramples them. You're outside with all your friends playing your music to put your jokes. Also, your whole, like, your teeny-drying job and, like, your boobs are literally... You just, like, turn around and you're... And Barb, yeah. And I'm like, Barb, stop. And, like, flashing them while this goes on.
00:25:25
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Yeah. And you like also don't care that they like don't. It's really hard because there's like a seniority thing here. It's like I've been here the longest now, other than these fuckers that have been renting it out to this other chick that's now scared of Barb for no reason, just because she got attacked by another dog. so My dog likes to jump on you. It doesn't mean she's going to bite you.
00:25:50
Speaker
yeah I was actually thinking about this the other day and kind of spiraling and being like, I am not a good neighbor. No, but I do understand the seniority thing because like I've also lived in my apartment ever since Kelis moved out the longest. like every roommate i I live alone now, but every roommate I've had with me being here longest, I feel like it's my apartment that they live in. Oh, so that's always been the case too because yeah I i like helped my first roommate pay her rent Like she couldn't, she like didn't want to move into here because it was too expensive. And so I, me quoting that, I'm too expensive. So I paid her part of her rent. And so then after she left any other, and that then I furnished the whole place, it's been my apartment. So you should see me when I have a roommate. They are, Oh, I can't, I can't. They're a guest. They were a guest in my home, poor things.
00:26:45
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I do kind of feel that way too though, when I had roommates. But yeah, it's, it is hard because it's like, uh, I like, there was a point where I was friends with my neighbors. I actually have a really fucking crazy neighbor story. Um, the girl, like when I moved first moved in.
Living Space Confessions and Neighbor Chaos
00:27:01
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Um, the girl underneath me was this older woman and she like befriended me and she would take in my packages whenever I was out of town and like all this stuff. And randomly I would have things go missing, but it was like.
00:27:18
Speaker
vegetables that I bought that I thought like that my roommate and I thought that like the yeah the other eight because like I have a back there's like from the back there's like a locked gate from the inside of the back so it's just like my neighbors can access my back door you know So I wasn't really great about locking it and this bitch was like I figured out sneaking in and like literally Stealing random things just to fuck with our head. Wait, how do you know? Because we finally installed cameras
00:27:54
Speaker
This is actually like a saga. It was a it it was a saga. So she had actually put me against my other neighbors Elga um and these other Australian girls and made me think that they kept emailing my landlord about random things like, oh, she left dog poop in the front or whatever, like,
00:28:18
Speaker
Random things like that and so she made me think it was my other neighbors and that they were like pitting against me I find out it was fucking her so I We never figured out like we never really figured out who was taking the random shit and then until one time there was like $300 missing from my purse and And my, I had had a pregame that I- No, this is not real. How does this never come up? Cause I have so many crazy stories that I- It was a while ago. Yeah. So I, so I, um,
00:28:54
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i had a game I had a pregame the night before my $300 were stolen. And I was like, Megan, it was your guy friends. And she was like, no, it wasn't. They're so rich. They would never like steal your $100 bills, whatever, blah, blah, blah. I wasn't convinced. And so at this point, I had packages that were getting stolen as well and like completely ruined.
00:29:16
Speaker
So, I one day was finally outside at the same time as my Australian neighbors and mentioned to them, like, have you guys ever had like random stuff stolen, blah, blah, blah. She then is like, okay, I need to like talk to you because some weird shit's going on. So, she basically I'm just going to say her name. We can bleep it. Nicole, the girl underneath me had been telling them that I was pitting them. I was like against them. They were against me. So we both thought each other hated each other. So we never spoke. And then when we finally spoke, we had all these like crazy stories about random things missing. And then um they said something to Nicole about my money being missing. And that's when she gets like so fucking sketchy.
00:30:07
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And I'm like, oh, this bitch has done something. So we set up cameras. My Australian neighbors and I, full on every night for like two or three weeks, were looking at surveillance together because we were going to the police. But to in order to get her like arrested or evicted or whatever, we had to have um prove true And so we had all these videos and sometimes, again, randomly, like she was, when I was traveling, she was the one taking in my packages. And then we set up the videos and then we see her, like, I would get a package delivered. She would take it into her apartment or she would come out and stomp on it and like, It was like the craziest shit. And then my Australian neighbors were saying that one time her washer and dryer broke, so they gave her a key to do her her laundry at their house. And she, um one time they came home from a trip a day early and they came home and she was in their fucking house with her dog drinking their alcohol.
00:31:14
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And then tried to sneak out the front door, but they had already seen her through the thing. Yeah. So it's like one of those things where like my landlord couldn't do anything. Apparently we had to get the police involved, but in order to get her arrested or anything, you have to have so much evidence. Like it is fucking crazy to get someone arrested, but finally she got evicted.
00:31:40
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So don't fuck with me. Anyway, so yeah I do own this land. why run around me It's why, you know, I do own this land. Yeah.
00:31:56
Speaker
That's insane. Oh, I'm judging her. Oh, yeah. And there's there's way more details, and it's like actually the craziest thing. Maybe we should do an about like stories that would go in our memoirs. Yeah, because that's one I've written about, just because I don't want to forget details. um Because the mind games were fucking crazy, you guys. And this is right after I you know had moved to LA and I was already getting over moon number one that had been taken from me. A scam. Yeah. Oh, I got a scam. A scam. But I got moon number two and she's even better than moon number one ever would have been. It was meant to be. It sure was. And that's why you should just trust everyone. Because they probably needed the money more than I did. Like I paid for someone's support.
00:32:51
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Not you getting scammed and saying they probably need the money more than me. And that they paid for school. I don't have your pay for school. Okay. Okay. Next. Okay. Three, two, one. We listen and we don't judge.
00:33:13
Speaker
So in our households, um I am like viciously dirty, not like dirty in terms of like grimy, even though sometimes I am, but I really am like a freeloader in this house. Like I am a freeloader for sure. yeah Like I don't clean that much. I don't cook. If I do cook, Joe is like so excited, which I think is his doing like positive reinforcement. That's really cute. But yeah, I'm kind of a freeloader and it makes me feel like actually bad and like kind of useless sometimes. So I'm trying my best because I also don't pay for anything in this house. So we're working on it. What can you do? Maybe during the season, you can be the one that cooks a little more.
00:34:00
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Well, he's at the field and they do, they have chefs there. and And he brings me home food from the field from the chefs. He sneaks it out. Yeah. But do you feel like, cause it happens to me sometimes too, where like.
00:34:13
Speaker
When I feel like I have too much going on, I like can't do anything. So I also know like you're getting your house repainted and you're like trying to do, like when my house is like as I want it, like as it's painted, as it's decorated, like I'm sure you also want it to like look pretty. So I feel like when it is like, I know this is also like not giving you excuses, but just like when it looks good, you want to like also add to that instead of like, yeah I'm the reason for this. I feel like when everything's crazy, I also am the same way where like,
00:34:42
Speaker
i Add to it cuz it's already just too crazy and and i just don't care yeah like we don't have any furniture we have it one shitty couch that i literally hate and i get questions about everyday on social media and i have to tell people do not buy this couch it sucks we just got it cuz it was like cheap from Milwaukee and our new couch isn't coming till february we have.
00:35:02
Speaker
In the house, we're going to have like a dining table, a kitchen, nook, table, sort of like four people. And then we have um bar stools, like so an area to sit on the counter. And we don't have the tables right now. We just have chairs. So like we're sitting on our couch that I fucking hate. We don't have any table to sit at. So we're using fold out table still. yeah So I feel like everything is just not making sense. It's not an environment to thrive, babe.
00:35:26
Speaker
um Well, we don't have anything in our like primary room either. We're sleeping in our guest room. Oh, really? Yes. like We've been in the guest room this whole time. We don't have a mattress. We don't have a bed in our primary bad like bedroom. so we're using I'm using the guest room. One of our like bathrooms that I normally use is completely cut off. I can't use it until like next week.
Personal Struggles and Mishaps
00:35:48
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So anyways, yeah, there's a lot going on. So that's my excuse. But Joe is so good with like cooking, cleaning, doing everything. um And it just makes me like, I literally am a freeloader. like Yeah, but don't forget, it's all an ebb and flow. And sometimes you're going to have to be giving more and all of that. like You're also providing for yourself. I think when your house gets like finished, you're going to be better at it.
00:36:15
Speaker
yeah like When the kitchen's done, I'm going to be wanting to cook. And and that's what Joe, until Joe this, and he's like, well, once the kitchen's done, you're going to want to cook. and I'm like, thank you for standing up for me yeah against me. I think you just have a hard time with like the in between of stuff. And yes, it's like hard to get excited about it. So I think you didn't do anything wrong. and and we're not for touchdging And we're not judging. We're not judging. I'm not judging.
00:36:45
Speaker
I think I also do it because I'm just highly depressed. One of the things on my list was I wake up every morning and I don't want to get out of bed and I never want to leave bed and I'm never excited about anything. Oh, babe, try marijuana. just Just smoke marijuana right when you wake up. and and I can't function like you. I can't function like you. You just figure it out. On the marijuana.
00:37:06
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You just figure it out because same babe, I've been there. Honestly, my mental health's been so fucking good. Don't at me. mental Really? Well, are you on med still? Yeah, that's probably why. Are you medicated? Okay. Yeah. I was like going to yoga and like weed meds, yoga. That is the trifecta. Yeah, exactly. And Topo Chico seltzers.
00:37:33
Speaker
therapy, even though they a lot cause I've been getting so busy with work and it's like, because your mental health is good. Yeah. And I'm just like, it's now become less of like, I'm so excited for it. It's more like, uh, I should probably, I should probably just put it on pause for a minute. That's what I did. yeah probably back I guess you're, you're healed.
00:37:58
Speaker
I want to say that. this I want to go there. Well, this one is fitting because my phone has 2% so I couldn't do more anyways because it's going to die. But I never have a credit card or a debit card or a charged phone ever. My phone's always going to die. I'm always in the brink of like having to figure something out anytime I have to pay for parking at like a meter. If it doesn't take Apple Pay, I have to drive around the block, around, around, around.
00:38:27
Speaker
to find a place that I can Apple pay to park. And then also my phone's always going to die. So if I do have to Apple pay for something, I also can because my phone's always dead. And I know these things about myself and I can't do anything to change it. No, the other day I texted her and I was like, can you just get a card and I'll hang on to it for when we hang out? Because I'm sick of having you to pay me back. That actually does make sense. I know.
00:38:53
Speaker
I did find recently I did recently find one of my credit cards. So that's been a win, but like also I was going to maybe do a brief overview of the day that all this went wrong when like I had to take the bus home. Um, cause that was recent. No, it was like a time.
00:39:19
Speaker
Oh, okay. It was like a couple of years ago, but like I left my house and I forgot my phone at home, but I was like going to a kickback with like 10 of my best friends. So I was like, I don't need a phone, whatever. Who cares? I also have no credit cards, no nothing on me. Um, because I'm like, I'm with a friend who's driving me. There's no way that I would like with a bunch of other, friends like just, it was like, if I was like, you were driving me, Kristen to like go hang out with like Peyton and be like, this isn't, yeah this is fine. You don't have to turn around.
00:39:46
Speaker
So my friend who drove me, we all go to the kickback. I go back to her house. She wants to sleep with this guy. So the guy who's also one of my like best guy friends, he calls me an Uber home. I'm like, okay, whatever. Because they want to sleep together. They don't want me there. He calls me an Uber. I get in the Uber. Halfway home, the Uber's like, whoever called us, Uber just canceled the ride to you have to get out. I was like,
00:40:10
Speaker
Oh, I like don't have a phone. So do you think you could just like take me home and then I'll just like charge my phone and then I'll like send you money for this? He's like, no, you actually have to get out. I'm like, no, I literally have no phone. Like, please
Family Humor and Holiday Choices
00:40:20
Speaker
don't make me get out. He's like, you have to get out. Like on her oh he looked at like at Troubadour.
00:40:25
Speaker
Sir, if you're listening, that was not nice. This is a hot girl with a teeny little waist and no no arm strength to... The wind's going to blow me away. What's she going to do if some bully comes out? What the fuck, sir? Wait, where did you live at this point? Here. I lived here. You dropped me off at where Doheny Room is. What's your address, by the way?
00:40:49
Speaker
Yeah. Wait, oh my god, you guys, my niece did the cutest thing whenever we were home for Thanksgiving that I it confirmed that she was my soulmate. So I have this niece that is a reincarnation of me. And I um she always and like needs a purse. So I gave her this like little ah one of my mom's like little Louis Vuitton book bags. And she convinced my mom to let her take it home. And then when i was in the she was in the car saying bye, it was like, wait, where's my purse? And um we were like, it's on your armrest. And she goes,
00:41:28
Speaker
I was just joking. I was just testing. Yeah. And I was like, Oh my God. The fact that I make that joke. It's like my joke. And I was like, where do you get that joke? She was like, I was just dashing. It's so cute when little kids like make jokes and do pranks. I know, but it obviously wasn't a prank, but it was the same way I use the joke when I'm embarrassed. And I was like, yeah, I was just joking. Yes. Love her so much. Shout out Fletch.
00:41:58
Speaker
Shout out. All right, you're next. Wait, did you finish your thing? You got home, though. Oh, i I basically just started walking home. I don't know how long. I have no concept of time. I was walking for hours, got to the Lake Hills police station. I thought they were going to be like, I thought I was going to walk and they were going to say, Oh my God, of course we'll take you home. I can't believe you've been out for so long. I'm like, Hey, you guys, like I have no phone. I have no, car I have no way to get home. I think it was going to be like, Iman, get in the car right now. You're being so crazy. They go to the back, they come out, the guy who got the bus card, he's like,
00:42:30
Speaker
The bus picks you up right here. You could get on it. There's two stops loaded up on here and then like they like closed the doors and had me go out. So then I had to take the bus and I got home when it was light outside and and I was like, Kelsey, you wouldn't believe what just happened to me. I like, I haven't even slept yet. I took the bus home and yeah.
00:42:51
Speaker
Wait, what were your thoughts going through your head when you were on the bus? Were you like kind of re-evaluating? Were you like, maybe I should go to the charger? Maybe I should go first? No, my only thought the whole time was like, don't start feeling bad for yourself because you can't problem solve when you feel bad for yourself. like Let's say you missed your flight. You can't be like, oh my God, you just have to go to the counter.
00:43:17
Speaker
Actively think about how you can avoid the situation in the future. No, no, so I actually still haven't thought about that bad. Just get home. don't have I actually have a question. So sometimes you do have a purse and it's is it Marjela? The little no. Oh, it's like a little little Louis Vuitton purse. No, the like black one like the yes. That's no, it's like mesh.
00:43:44
Speaker
I don't have that, what you're saying. Yeah, you do. It's like a ah hobo bag, almost. Oh, it's a Marjola. Oh, that's my laptop case that I take to work. Yeah. Like, literally, that's just what I said. Yes, ah but because I don't think about that as a bag. I think about it as if my work... Yeah, it's no, not my laptop case. It's my bag that I wear to work. It's like my... What's in that? My laptop and my laptop charger. And that's it.
00:44:13
Speaker
And my lip gloss. um It's wild, because like, oh, there's just so many things I can think of. You could put in there. um Anyway, we listen and we don't judge. um
00:44:31
Speaker
um I don't decorate for the holidays. I kind of, A, don't have room to like store anything. B, kind of find it a waste of everything. C, I live here alone and I like go home for the holidays. So I still have my mom that decorates for me. And I also D, find it super depressing taking them down and then your apartment that always felt fully decorated now feels under decorated and less jolly. So I,
00:45:09
Speaker
actually don't decorate. I kind of just don't like seasonal things. Like there's something in my body that just like anything that's like, that's not true. I like like other people's decorations and I like seasonal foods and stuff, but I think I mean like, I am not going to like post a fucking picture of us on Halloween for your birthday. You know, like I'm not going to really do anything with Halloween pictures. That's too like,
00:45:39
Speaker
seasonal. Cool. Yeah. No, it's not even trying too hard. It's like, no, it's like, it's like, I like evergreen memories, I think, in pictures. hu It's like a weird thing I've discovered about myself. That's nice. you If I had a, or like, I don't like, I don't know, whatever. I don't know if I should go into this. But anyway, I don't decorate for the holidays.
00:46:07
Speaker
All your reasoning made sense to me. Yeah, we're not decorating this year. Cause again, like why? Cause we don't have any other crunches. So I don't need a fucking tree in here. It's like a tree and everything else is a mess and the toads are outside. Literally. I'm just, yeah, as we've discussed. All right. I'll go last. We listen and and we don't judge judge. I have not had a valid license in like five years. No, this is like your real law. Remember when you one time flew to Texas, like try to get something, we need to flew to fly to another place and then you still couldn't get it.
00:46:42
Speaker
Yeah. I wait waited in line in LA for eight hours, the DMV, only to go up there with all the correct like packaging stuff they told me to bring the last time I was there. And then she said they actually changed it because like the year had changed and I couldn't get a new thing. And so then I tried to get it in Texas. I flew home to get it. And they were like, actually, you don't have this right documentation. And then I had to like it was a whole ordeal. So then we moved so much that like every time I tried to make an appointment, I was either like out of town for work or we had like, we were moving away from that place already. Yeah. I let and i can get it here. expire for a few years and my car actually got towed when Eames and I were at Thunderbird a few months ago.
00:47:27
Speaker
so Well, actually a driver's license is the only thing that I do have. So I think if we all collectively like put all of our stuff together yeah and like Kristin could take on my insurance um price yeah also, oh fuck um then we can all be one. joke for pay um Insurance, and sure like 110.
00:47:53
Speaker
Hmm. Why I play the, I have the California safe drivers insurance because I've never been an offender bender or anything of the sorts. When I tell you GMD auto has gotten $80,000 from me. Wait, actually. No, but like 30, I don't know. Like.
00:48:16
Speaker
insane amounts of money that after when the man died that owned it, I like actually shed a tear because there was so many times that I would get in the wreck and I would just go straight to GMB auto and I would give him a hug and he would say, baby, we're going to take care of you.
00:48:31
Speaker
And he just briefed a cigarette. He was chain smoking cigarettes. He had a big like fish tank and like a dog. And that was my home away from home when I first moved to LA, honestly. The father- That was your LA dad. My LA daddy, honestly. LOL. So how much did your insurance just say it?
00:48:50
Speaker
um Well, I got new insurance recently because I let it expire. Yes, I was driving without insurance for a while because it expired while I was on tour and then no one would insure me. and I would just need one whole number. $15.50-ish a month, which is pretty good. but That's not terrible for your for what I've heard from you. Oh, yeah. no There's times I've been paying $6.50 a month or something fucking crazy. There's times, yeah.
00:49:18
Speaker
the eye let my Yeah, registration and insurance expire, but if there's any cops on here, get off, okay, kids? All righty, well, listen. Baden, did you finish your story? Yeah, it's just that I don't have a license and I need to get one and I'll just get one here in Florida, but now I can't locate all my documents and I have to get those. No, I can't. I can't have talks about documents. It's like too boring. Yeah.
00:49:47
Speaker
Um, all right. Well, one final one, one, two, three. We listen and we don't judge the three way girls because they're just trying to connect and be vulnerable on the internet. You know, I'm trying to get office because it's, yeah, I gotta go. I have to go. Who did that? Gotta go. Bye guys.