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s3e1: the gals are back to plan a day in la for their enemies !!
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Spontaneous Changes and New Looks
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god. Okay. Should i three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call P. Okay. Hello? Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately.
00:00:13
Speaker
Okay, so... What up cunts? Yo, yo, yo. Let's just address the elephant in the room. Kristen doesn't have eyebrows anymore. just wanted to feel something this week and I just decided to bleach my eyebrows whenever I was getting my hair done because I've been wanting to try it and to just wanted to turn a look. So what happens when you want eyebrows again? Do you just like dye them brown or something?
00:00:39
Speaker
I think that they like are just, yeah, I'll either get them tinted from my girl or I'll just like – um I feel like they'll probably like grow back really fast too. Like, because people talk and people that people that have them talk about how like high maintenance they are to keep up and keep bleached.
00:00:59
Speaker
Yeah. That's my, this is, that is my thing for my enemy that i would make my enemy do is bleach their eyebrows. Which brings us into the topic for today.
Return to Podcasting and Enemy Day Plans
00:01:08
Speaker
topic for today is going to be planning a day in LA for our worst fucking enemies. Right.
00:01:14
Speaker
Also, hey guys, we're back. I don't know if you noticed. Yeah, we um didn't expect to be here. So we don't know how to no one expected this. But there is there's a driving force in us that keeps showing up because, you know, we love each other.
00:01:32
Speaker
And we love you guys. And where and podcasting is fun. Yeah. This kind of feels like the final scene in the first Cheetah Girls where they're like all mad at Raven, but then Toto gets stuck like underneath in the alleyway and they all come together and like, oh my God, like Toto. And then they come together and they sing that song because we are sisters.
00:01:51
Speaker
We stand together. am crying. We really are the Cheetah Girls if you think about it. Like if you actually really do think about it. Right, exactly. the two And I actually know who's who of the Cheetah Girls.
00:02:05
Speaker
Okay, really quick before we get into it. Like can we just like say who we think is each other on the Cheetah Girls? Because I think Kristen is Aqua. Yeah, I agree. I'm obviously Aqua.
00:02:16
Speaker
Do you think you're a Raven though? So – I don't know. Smile. Okay. I'm like, in okay. we're a Peyton Raven.
00:02:29
Speaker
No, because Peyton's not Raven. Well, actually she kind of is. Yeah. yeah Like in her own way, she is Raven. Simone. Honestly. A lot of similarities. Honestly. payyton Me and the character. I mean, Raven. Just you and Raven. Simone.
00:02:45
Speaker
You both like girls. And you both are Disney channel stars. Yeah. In my head.
Cosmetic Procedures and Rumors
00:02:53
Speaker
Do you guys know have a guy friend here that like was a Disney Channel star?
00:02:57
Speaker
Who? um He is like now a DJ, but he's like in my little like crew with Ian. His name's Kyle. He also – Kyle Massey?
00:03:09
Speaker
No, No. but He wasn't like a big star. He was like, you know, probably like an extra. Well, what was me on I can't remember.
00:03:20
Speaker
Okay, well, I think it was like Suite Life of Zack and Cody or something. don't know. He has some like scenes with Miley Cyrus somewhere. Maybe he – oh, he was on Hannah Montana, I think. As who?
00:03:32
Speaker
Bitch, I don't know. We'll have to side like sidebar about this because know he his lore is that he – I'll have to do that. Well, okay. We have to sidebar this. Next, or a business right before we get into it, is that Peyton got a BBL.
00:03:48
Speaker
ah Yeah. Peyton lied and said she was getting her yeah upper bluff, but she actually got a BBL, and she is – A different person, let me tell you. A literal different person.
00:03:59
Speaker
But also, that's why we couldn't record because she couldn't sit. Right. Exactly. She couldn't sit and talk on the podcast. No. Well, in all seriousness, I did get an under eye surgery and I am skewed of what's happening because they look fine. Like, I feel like my eyes lost 10 pounds, but...
00:04:20
Speaker
I'm a little bit nervous. Are you waiting? I guess that's sentence that no one's ever said. You know, like original sentences. It's like an original sentence. Like truly original. I feel like great. There's no longer any filler in my face anymore because I had that filler underneath my eyes.
00:04:36
Speaker
Yeah. so filler free um just for my haters because I was told my little brother snoops my Reddit. He did in the wake of me and Joe getting engaged. And he was like, yeah, someone put a photo of you smiling and was like, ew, her face is full of filler. Like it looks like a mask. I saw that one and it was just your normal face.
00:04:56
Speaker
I just under eye filler. Well, I had under eye filler so you could see it for sure. But like like they, my face just is bloated sometimes.
00:05:07
Speaker
Guys, is it worse? Like, is it more of a diss that it's like my face was like like a masterful diss where it's like, look at all
Crafting a Frustrating LA Experience
00:05:16
Speaker
of this filler. And it's Everyone's like, hey, you guys, this is getting out of control. They put a photo of just your is like, honestly, the big that's a bigger diss.
00:05:31
Speaker
can't believe your brother reads your Reddit. Well, he wanted to see what everyone was saying about my engagement. Me and Brooks have literally so much in common. Like, anytime we're ever communicating, anytime we text, anytime anything, I'm like, this is me.
00:05:44
Speaker
but He's very, like, emotionally mature for a 19-year-old boy. It's very strange. I need to, like, meet him again because it's been, like, a decade. so No, he's such an icon, and we literally are the same person. And he calls me his sister.
00:05:58
Speaker
Yeah. he I mean, everyone, i get replaced very easily. Like anyone of my friends, anyone who works for us, they're like, you're the new Peyton. You're the new sister. Cool. Okay.
00:06:09
Speaker
they okay And then they're like, wait, why do you feel so left out? I'm like, What the fuck? On the lowest bar possible. It's just like anyone in the area. You guys think I look like Lady Gaga? Do you keep glancing and being like, wait, Lady Gaga?
00:06:25
Speaker
No, but you know who looks like Lady Gaga to me? Alex Earl. um Have you seen her new frame denim campaign? I think we're actually twins. Wait, but they don't know about your flip, Kristen.
00:06:38
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Okay, so one thing you have to know about me is that if I'm at an event and there is any sort of needle there, tattoo I am first in line. So if it's a tattoo, if it's Botox, if it's filler.
00:06:54
Speaker
Anyway, so I was at a party and they were doing lip flips and I said, give mama some. They did six units, which I've ah only ever done like two. And so it's like kind of wearing off now, but also like straight up for a while, I couldn't use my top lip properly, like still spilling my drinks when I like drink out of straws and like, I don't know.
00:07:16
Speaker
um It's pretty fucking crazy feeling, but yeah. So I i do have bleached brows and –
00:07:26
Speaker
A lip lip. You're just getting, like, cuntier by the second. Literally. And then I'm going to get, like, Morpheus on my face to, like, form it. I kind of decided, like, I'm like...
00:07:40
Speaker
too good with money sometimes and I need to just like fix the things about my face I don't like just like spend the fucking money bitch you know that's an investment in a way I'm sick of looking at my face on this podcast anyway yeah anyway um also we're recording on a Saturday it's a gorgeous day here in Florida I'm drinking my Lone River Ranch Water hard seltzer I'm about to take a shot of this really yummy organic Cilento tequila.
00:08:09
Speaker
Highly recommend it I've been drinking this whiskey because it's the only thing that I had here. But I will say like... want, okay, I would say the strongest form of my jealousy is hearing that, like, someone that I really want to be hanging out with is, like, doing something, like, fun by themselves. So, like, hearing Peyton say, like, she's drinking ranch water, I'm like, ugh, like, I want to hang out. Like, there's, like, something in me that, like, needs to be unleashed.
00:08:37
Speaker
Or, like, if... Me and like my boyfriend are in the car and he sees like a billboard for a movie he wants to see, but he knows i won't want to watch it. Like, oh yeah, I'll go to the theater by myself. I'm like, I don't want to go, but I also don't want him to go by himself to do like this fun thing. So I want no one to go.
00:08:56
Speaker
Yeah, he can't, he's not allowed to go. I need to put away my ranch water is what you're saying. he Yeah, like I just don't like it. I just don't, it just, it, I don't like it. I'm confused at like.
00:09:07
Speaker
I get it. That whole thing. Why? why What about, what about that of confusing? Like, why are you jealous of him going to a movie by himself that you don't want to see? Because the idea of him having fun, him being like, ooh, I'm going to go to the movies and, like, this is going to be so good.
00:09:23
Speaker
That feeling that he has, I want to experience that with him, but I don't want to see the movie. Like, the fact that he's having that feeling towards something – not hanging out with me and it's with anyone like pain and drinking your ranch water i'm like oh it'd be so fun weather's so good we could really tear this town up huh like i just like go on a journey what about me and my de soix and my tequila are you jealous yeah yeah i mean definitely like i definitely feel like we can move this together okay cool okay so today we're planning our worst enemies
00:10:00
Speaker
ah we're planning a day in LA for our worst enemies. my floor This is inspired by everyone of my DMs asking me what to do in Los Angeles. um It's kind of like waned lately, but i do get a lot of questions about, now I get questions about Milwaukee, which I'm like, why is everyone going to Milwaukee all of a sudden? I'm not the queen of Milwaukee. I don't know what's going on there. I never left my apartment. I hate referring people to places because I feel like my taste is so like,
00:10:28
Speaker
niche. Like sometimes I'm like very easily impressed and I'm like, well, I don't know your level. the Henry. i don't know you. yeah also like I don't think people understand how big Los Angeles is. And like, it's hard to have to like explain like, here's the hotspots, but you're going to have to structure your day in such a way that you don't find out how big LA is. so smart They're going to find, they're going to find the fuck out. Mine is like a little bit of like psychological, like, like that on the surface, these places might sound good, but it's like a psychological warfare thing where they're excited.
00:11:06
Speaker
And then like, there's a moment where they're like, oh, it's not as good as I thought it was. And then like, they can only stay there for one second. I had the same exact thought process and I made mine because I was like, okay, what's the true art of being evil?
00:11:17
Speaker
It's not a bunch of bad things in a row because then you're chalking it up to a bad day. you're like, oh, it almost becomes funny. It's the contrast of being high up. You're like, this is the best fucking day ever. And then the contrast of then feeling the exact opposite makes the lows lower.
00:11:31
Speaker
that makes it more The whole day. The whole day. The whole day. you girls you girls are just fucking manipulator free but do we okay so who wants to start should i start yeah you go first okay because i have a feeling imans is going to be the best just because imans from los angeles so i feel like she just knows yeah don't do it fresh okay so we're gonna wake up my my enemy enemy's going to wake up in santa monica at the shore hotel right next to the pier in the hangover anxiety Yeah, they're going to be, it's going to be great. They're going wake up early, bright and early in the morning and then they're going to head by car to they're to have to get their car that they valeted for $87 an hour at the Shore Hotel.
00:12:18
Speaker
yeah yeah i Also, the Shore Hotel is at least like $1,800 night. Is it worth that money? No, it's not, babe. It's not. It's as close to the pier as you can get, which in theory sounds great.
00:12:31
Speaker
Santa Monica though, let me just tell y'all, That's my least favorite place on the planet, I think. So we're going to spend some time in Santa Monica today. However, two sides of Santa Monica. There's like, there's Montana.
00:12:43
Speaker
Well, yeah, there's everything else, you know? Yeah. in near montana in Santa Monica. If you're ever staying Santa Monica, never rent a car. Like, just don't. There's nowhere to park.
00:12:55
Speaker
Here's the thing. Just don't go to Montana Avenue. Do not go anywhere else in Santa Monica. yeah So they're waking up in Santa Monica. They're really excited for the day. They've heard of this great place called Community Goods in West Hollywood.
00:13:06
Speaker
Deep West Hollywood. No, no, no. i You guys, I do not get the community goods thing. It's crazy. Guys, I have never even been and I can tell from a fucking mile away after living in LA for nine years. I'm like, I know this place. No, I'm going to use my Starbucks app.
00:13:26
Speaker
I want to say something, but I don't want to ruin your punchline. So I need you to explain what's going to happen once they get to community goods. And then I'm going to say what I'm going to say next. okay Okay. So they've gotten their car. They've paid for their night at the Shore Hotel. it's I looked it up um on a Saturday in the morning. It's about 30 minutes of a drive. Partially on the 10. And then they have to get off the 10, like probably by like Fairfax area and then drive just in West Hollywood. Just like raw dogging West Hollywood.
00:13:52
Speaker
Raw dogging West Hollywood. Which is horrible. Then they have to park. And then they're going to go into community goods and they're going to wait in line for 7.6 hours. No, literally every time I see a tiny the iced coffee that literally people make at home.
00:14:07
Speaker
That costs $12. Every time I see a photo of someone at community goods, like, oh my God, community goods. And you see the line. I'm like, why did you? I think some people wait in a line just because other people are waiting in a line.
00:14:18
Speaker
yeah I think they heard about it um on TikTok. There's no way that it's their coffee that good. that no that that you would do that instead of ordering for pickup with the Starbucks app.
00:14:31
Speaker
I mean, I'm going to say something controversial. Even if were boycotting Starbucks and it was completely empty and Community Goods was next door and that one was six blocks long. Like, come on, right?
00:14:43
Speaker
Come on. Yes. Let's not get too sidetracked because if anyone doesn't live in LA, they won't know what talking about and that's going to be boring. I feel like Community Goods, though, it's like reaching the general pop because of the craziness. But if you girls didn't know...
00:15:00
Speaker
Go to TikTok, type in community goods, look at that one then come back. And then you I feel like you'll be a part of what we're talking about right now. Right. Okay. So they they got their community goods finally. Then they heard about this cool thing that they have called Melrose Fleet. This is a weekend day, by the way.
00:15:15
Speaker
So they heard about the Melrose Fleet. They're going to drive over to the Melrose Fleet. So they're going to have to park at Fairfax High School um because obviously the valley is going to be full. Too expensive. And this is the flea market, like right in the heart of Melrose near West Hollywood area. they have a lunch or they have a brunch um reservation and Hollywood after this because they heard of this cool place called Mama Shelter.
00:15:38
Speaker
So they really only have about six minutes to go through the Melrose flea once they get in. They go to that one place with the like quirky art that I've gotten a million prints at.
00:15:49
Speaker
And it says like, who the fuck is Kim Kardashian? And that like, that was in the Soho house. Do you remember? yeah They're going to get as far as that into the Melrose flea. Then they're to have to turn around, get in the car and go to mama's shelter.
00:16:01
Speaker
It's going to be blazing hot outside and they're going to be in Hollywood. They're going to on the roof. No. With the worst service on the fucking planet. Truly. Truly the worst service. Not phone service. Like service. Servicing.
00:16:15
Speaker
They're going to have, much like I did one of the last times I was in l LA, about 10 margaritas for $700 while they're literally blistering in the heat. Yes. Blistering.
00:16:27
Speaker
The best part about like making the worst day for your enemy is that you could set them up to have the most averagely decent time for the most money they've ever spent. Like that's going to be like the nail that I want to keep hitting on the head is yes you're not going have a bad time here. you're go to have a pit in your stomach when and when you bring your card out to pay for it.
00:16:48
Speaker
Well, you're also going to a pit in your stomach because you're waiting. Every time you get somewhere, you're late there. so you're going to be late for your next thing. And you're so far away because you didn't have anything. then And you have to find parking spots at all of these places. So you're now drinking. And you have to circle the block a few times.
00:17:03
Speaker
yeah Yeah. I mean – they have a DD now and they heard, okay, let's go back to Santa Monica. That's where the day parties are. They're going to rush over to bungalow around one to 2 PM and park their car at the hotel and then walk over to bungalow and they're going to be greeted with a wonderful, beautiful line.
00:17:20
Speaker
Um, going to have to wait this line because not going to be bold. And the craziest fucking people you've ever met in your life. I've heard some really scary stuff. No, but like if you're also blacked out, it's fun. But if you're not, you're going to kill yourself.
00:17:33
Speaker
Well, heard a lot of Abby It's like now just know too much about it. That it's like you can't even black out there because it's like there's always sketchy shit going on now. Yeah, so you're going to enter bungalow. You're going to enter bungalow.
00:17:44
Speaker
after you wait in this really long line and you're going to think, you know, this is going to be great. It's a like ocean front kind of place in Santa Monica. After you wait in the longest line ever, you're going to walk in and you're not going to have very much time. So you're going need to go to the bar, but it's going to be packed with 80% men. And this, every step you take a new group of like four guys is going to come up to you and you're going to be terrified and you're going to be overwhelmed.
00:18:09
Speaker
Um, and you're not going to be drunk because you came from mama shelter and now you're sober again because it took eight hours to get back to the bungalow and then you walked from your hotel. So then you're like, oh gosh, we got to go because want to hit this next place. I heard about this place called the Venice boardwalk. And at this point it's getting like later in the day.
00:18:28
Speaker
so it's probably like four or five, you're hitting the boardwalk. It is going to be hot. It's going to be dirty. It's not cute coastal like Brandy Melville made it look.
00:18:39
Speaker
But you're going to try to make it look that way. You're going to go see the water. And it's going to take you seven years to get to the actual ocean from the boardwalk because the beach is so large and hot um that you're going to be shriveled up by the time you get to the the water.
00:18:56
Speaker
Then you're like, okay, well, let's go back to the hotel and get ready for the night. So you're going go back to your hotel. this point, you're Ubering. And then you heard from this influencer that you followed like me, maybe it's my Instagram. you save some of the places I really liked. And you're like, I need a place with a view.
00:19:11
Speaker
I heard this place. Perch downtown is gorgeous. So you're You're like going to rush downtown. You get ready at your hotel for six seconds because you were so late and you have to make your reservation downtown. to down So you're like, yeah, you're going to give yourself a moment. You're going to go to perch. You're going to get cute photos. You're going to genuinely a million dollars. They're going to be so mean to you from the second you arrive to the second you leave.
00:19:38
Speaker
It's going to be the average food you've ever had. The most average food, but a great view. Great. And then you're going to like, you're going to say, okay, well, we have a second before like the real night gets started. So let's just walk around downtown for a second. No. and No.
00:19:55
Speaker
You're going to go look for a drink in downtown LA because you heard like, it's LA. You hear about Santee Alley. You're going to see the Cecil Hotel. In the corner of your eye. and you're going wonder where you've seen that before. But you're just going to be like, okay, I'm going.
00:20:09
Speaker
going to give you something nice, though. You're going to find the Ace Hotel downtown. And you're just going to find a little baby sanctuary in the midst of something truly awful. Chaos. Yeah. Chaos. So you've got a second. You're going to grab a drink. Okay. Then the night's going to begin.
00:20:23
Speaker
And as you've seen all over like social media, I guess, even like in like the reality show days of like The Hills, you heard Sky Bar at the Mondrian is the it place. No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:38
Speaker
You're going to go from downtown to Sunset Boulevard. loves a fucking like outdoor-ish club with a pool right in the fucking middle of it So like the feng shu shui is so fucked.
00:20:52
Speaker
Well, everyone is also, all these people that are visiting or guys who go there who live live in LA old, but they want to be 30. Like they're older and they're like wearing a fedora. sketchy They're going to invite you up to their house. You're not going to go. I'm not goingnna make you go there. That's getting too scary for my enemy.
00:21:08
Speaker
um I don't want you to die. But you do have a table. or and I'm sorry. You don't have a table at Tao, but you heard that you can pretty easily. So you're going to go to Tao with no table. And then you're going to have to party the night away with all of those guys.
00:21:20
Speaker
And then, which let me just tell you guys, if you haven't been to Tao, it's like... Maybe you'll get in with a promoter table or something, but the people are going to be so horrific that it's not going to matter how much alcohol you consume. Right. Unless y'all can make it really hilarious, you and your friend.
00:21:37
Speaker
um It's going to be really bad. So they go to Tao until 2 in the morning. They forego going up in the hills because I don't want you to die. i just don't like you very much. So you're just my enemy, not my true nemesis.
00:21:51
Speaker
The regular bad guy. Yeah. After you just like... kind of had to wait in line at Tao and then like kind of try to pimp yourself out and be hot to get in and had a miserable time, then you're going to leave and have to go back to Santa Monica to get ready for your next day.
00:22:07
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't go the Abbey route because I was going to put the Abbey like you're just going to sit at the Abbey for 72 hours straight. But I knew someone else was going to bring up the Abbey. Please tell me what if y'all did. i You didn't put the Abbey?
00:22:19
Speaker
No. ah So the Abbey was too obvious. You're going to end the night at the Abbey and get your phone stolen? through The Abbey is a bar where you know you're going to get your phone stolen and you know you're going get roofied and it's like the most bizarre.
00:22:31
Speaker
And people just still know. Yeah. and But here's the thing. It's in the middle of the gayborhood, which typically like that part of LA is relatively safe for Los Angeles. So that's that's why it's, why it's kind of confusing.
00:22:42
Speaker
So that's my day in l LA. um They didn't have one moment of fun or peace because they were so stressed about getting everywhere. Yeah. That was really good. Yeah. I'm exhausted. yeah oh was really good yeah thanks thats i'm exhausted I really had to recall all the things I used to do when I first moved there. Yeah, I was going to say that would literally sounds like a random Thursday for us. Like we loved to go downtown and go to that fucking perch.
00:23:09
Speaker
And then we probably like, you know. we're in Culver and Santa Monica and yeah I mean the thing with LA is you don't realize you have you really should be staying like you can maybe go to two neighborhoods a day so like do one in the morning during the daytime yeah and then do one more at nighttime like for dinner going out but like you have to centralize yourself or else like you're gonna and don't stay in Santa Monica whatever you do don't don't do it hosting is so hard in LA because it's like A, people like see things they want to go to, but like logistically, you know, you don't want to be going all over fucking town. But it's also like really weird to just be like, yep, this is West Hollywood.
00:23:49
Speaker
You know, like you don't really get the whole idea. Like it's very hard. so You have to come multiple times and stay in multiple areas. That's what kept saying about visiting LA after living there for so long.
00:24:02
Speaker
I have now – because I loved it when I lived there. And then visiting is such a fucking nightmare. i i don't like – LA is one of my least favorite cities, if not like my least favorite big city to visit in the US. Because it's – Why? Because of the – There's so much to do There's so much traffic.
00:24:20
Speaker
Like if you live there, you can do all the cool things. You can space it out. Where I lived was like very central most of the time. So like I could go either way. i didn't feel like I was in a rush and I had my car like,
00:24:32
Speaker
Yeah. So if you're not broke, live in Beverly Hills, have a car, and like you can go to everything. But if you're broke, it's not going to work out for you. If you're visiting, it's hard. It's really hard if you don't have a car specifically and you want to do everything. like You just aren't going to get everything done.
00:24:48
Speaker
You know what I mean? You need like a wa you need like a few days in LA to really do stuff. it Yeah. And we will go some like actually good recs at the end, but this is just for our worst enemy. So, okay, Kristen, I think you go next.
00:24:59
Speaker
Okay,
Actual Enjoyable LA Spots
00:25:00
Speaker
cool. um So... My worst enemy just got invited on a Shein press trip to LA. Shein press trip. Okay.
00:25:10
Speaker
They fly into LAX. Okay. um Meaning they have to use l a exit, to which means you have to get on a shuttle to then get an Uber.
00:25:22
Speaker
Right. That's a banger, by the way, to start off with. Yeah. That's horrible. Yeah. So you are then going to Uber to your um hotel in ah Studio City.
00:25:39
Speaker
No. Yeah. Literally Studio City. Couldn't be further. And you have to like go up all the winding roads too because it's like you land at 5 o'clock and so it takes two and a half hours to get there.
00:25:53
Speaker
Once you get there, you meet the – You meet the Shein PR team. And ah oh, I forgot to say that you had to scroll for six hours to find outfits, um to try to find outfits. But it turns out that those didn't come in time. oh well And so they actually have some stuff in the room waiting for you.
00:26:17
Speaker
And that's your whole wardrobe all weekend is Shein things that other people have picked out for you. right um The whole premise of the campaign is that they want it to kind of be an RV lifestyle, showing life with an RV in LA.
00:26:36
Speaker
you actually have to... go ah to the rental place with the PR team. they didn' it where They weren't able to get it beforehand to be waiting for you. um They needed your license.
00:26:49
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So you go to the rental place and you get an RV and that's actually what you're driving around LA. And ah you're documenting all of this with your outfits, your posting, you're not getting paid. This is just for trade.
00:27:03
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But you signed contract, so you have to do it. Right. so first stop um of the day is Courage Bagels. um You get there at around 10 a.m. It takes you about 45 minutes to get there. And there's a line wrapped around the block.
00:27:24
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And you say, wait, I thought this was just a bagel shop. Everyone goes to a why are there 2 trillion people? um So once you wait in line and get to the front of the line at Courage Bagels, they actually only have pumpernickel bagels left.
00:27:42
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That's why the line thinned out. they have um and They're out of regular cream cheese. They only have like ah this like oniony flavor. Pumpernickel and onion. Yeah. so it's, you know, ah it's but it's interesting, but, you know, it's for good content.
00:27:59
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um And parking wasn't too hard because it's kind of a random neighborhood. But, you know, you definitely had to park far away because of the size of your RV.
00:28:10
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Then you're going to make your way to um um You're gonna make you making this up right now. yeah You're going to make your way at this point to Santa Monica.
00:28:28
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um All roads lead to Santa Monica. All roads lead to Santa Monica. And whenever you get there, you are going to um Blaze Pizza across from... yes hadt yeah Across from... What's it called?
00:28:47
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The bungalow. And you're just going to be seeing all these people having fun at the bungalow, but you can't get in. ah because you're ugly. Well, you're on a brand trip Right. have professional. You're on a brand trip. So it's like, yeah.
00:29:03
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So anyway, you customize your pizza at Blaze, but then you want to you want to take a drive down PCH. um And it is 5 o'clock. Don't forget you you run into Peyton, Kristen, and Iman, and Kristen is doing a bit, and you're just the victim of it?
00:29:21
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Exactly. You are humiliated. Is that Blaze? You're publicly humiliating. You were at Bungalow for a while. but you also get stopped three different times throughout the day from pip different people filming TikToks that are like TikTok interviews yeah asking about your look and you have to tell them that it's Shein.
00:29:42
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No. Yeah. um And then um after PCH, you're like, wait, we should go to Hollywood. I want to see the Walk of Fame.
00:29:54
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And so you go to Hollywood and you stop at a McDonald's there for dinner. um The line's really long, but, you know, it's McDonald's. It's consistent.
00:30:06
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Then you gear up for the highlight room. and It's actually their closing. Did you hear that? Did you know that Mama Shelter's closing too?
00:30:17
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No, but they should. Yeah. No, like everywhere is closing. and So y'all got to go fast. Y'all got to go do this day fast. now yeah ah So after Highlight Room, so Highlight Room is a club in L.A.,
00:30:33
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that's actually just like a rooftop with a pool and like the whole time you're there you kind of feel like you're gonna like fall in the pool because it's like right there and it's so also this is awkward because every person there is sponsored by fashion nova so now we've got the she and me fashion nova vibe right who goes there's the most and who's also sponsored by fashion nova christian is our good friend you know gonna say who
00:31:01
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and Take that out. Obviously. yeah um Yeah. And then for a nightcap, you are going to ah walk around Hollywood Boulevard find a street hot dog.
00:31:20
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And that is your last meal of the day. and and That sounds fire to me. um No, it's super gross if you think about like where it's been, like the atmosphere, like, you know, just literally what's inside of it.
00:31:35
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Like a hot dog in general is already really dirty. and You couldn't convince me that a street hot dog is like a bad news. Especially if I'm drunk. If I'm in highlight room, and do you know the sweet- I don't like hot dogs. I think they're they're repulsive. Well, that's the first issue here.
00:31:52
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yeah I think it's like so weird. Anyway, then after your hot dog, you're like, I should probably go to the gay bars. And so you go and bar hop in West Hollywood and get your phone stolen.
00:32:09
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Perfect. And ah you still have the RV during this whole time. No. you have to map yourself to a place to park so you sleep. Yeah, exactly.
00:32:20
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Did you get all your content up at least? Are you going to give them that? ah they They didn't because they lost their phone. Oh, no. No, they recorded all of it and then lost their phone.
00:32:30
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Yeah. And none of their their friends got like a couple, you know, embarrassing like content pics and that's what they end up having to post. And they have to post. Yeah. So and overall, you have basically nothing to show for this whole day.
00:32:45
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ah Besides shame. And the brand is mad. You're disappointing everyone. you ruined your opportunity to have a long-term partnership with Shein. Yeah. Also, when you post, ah you get fully fucking canceled for supporting Shein. Perfect. there And their entire labor laws.
00:33:05
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Or lack thereof. Am I right? Am I right, ladies? So, yeah. Be fucking nice to me. Or else that's the X-Maria you're getting. Or you will have to drive RV around LA.
00:33:21
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All right. For me, this is actually a trip with your girlfriends. Okay? You're coming to LA. You can't wait. And again, not all of it's going to be terrible, but I think that's the good part of it. So you're going to wake up.
00:33:37
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You're going to do what TikTok told you do is like go to Alfred's Coffee on Melrose. And you actually feel really fucking cute this day. Like, you know, the day when like you're on vacation, you feel like all your outfits like perfectly went together and you're feeling really, really cute. yeah you're actually with like your two like really good friends.
00:33:54
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Okay. Okay. um So you go to the hotel, you have a couple, like maybe two drinks to pregame. So you have like a really good buzz. You get into the Uber, you go straight to Waterfront in Venice.
00:34:06
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You arrive at Waterfront with no reservation. You actually have to wait in the line for it's probably around 55 minutes. So your good buzz that you had is now like kind of dwindling and everyone doesn't want to admit that they're kind of having a bad time in the line. So everyone's like on their phone scrolling like while you're in the line for this 55 minute. knock And you're on the you're on the Venice boardwalk.
00:34:28
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You're on the Venice boardwalk and you hear the DJ playing fucking bangers. And every time a new song comes on, the whole crowd goes, woo! And you're just like outside, like completely not being able to get in. Dissociating on your phone.
00:34:40
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Yes, dissociating on your phone. You know the mood where like everyone's kind of agitated, like no one wants to say it. You're just... Like that's the vibe. I like the feeling of losing your buzz and it's hot and you're on the Venice boardwalk and there's no shade. line I fucking hate waiting in line. It's so humbling.
00:34:57
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And like, I don't need that. No, I don't want to. i'm told I don't want to wait in a line. No. Yeah. um So once you finally get in, um your buzz is completely gone.
00:35:12
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But you start kind of having a good time. But you have to like build the vibes up from the ground up with $22 drinks each time. So it's like you're going brick by brick back up to your buzz. Also, is Waterfront? you all I can't remember. but But is Waterfront the place like that doesn't have liquor? Yeah, they don't have liquor. They do now. They do now. Okay. oh okay That would have been honestly the best. When's the last time you went to Waterfront?
00:35:35
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Me? like Not that long ago. No, come on. ah Last summer. so like probably like eight months ago. I feel like though that would be such a nice addition. to That's why I always avoided waterfront.
00:35:46
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ah You're right. I definitely have had since I've left even I've had waterfront like liquor there. But I would always avoid that because all the cocktails are like wine based. So you're getting like messy drunk. Like not yeah fun, energetic. Like you're literally I'm going to throw up.
00:35:59
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yeah Bad hangover vibes. Yes. Yes. I cannot drink wine. So then don't have like a good or bad time. It was very decent, very neutral. You go back to your hotel. and now we're going to play on some like awkward timing tactics. So you get back to your hotel at five.
00:36:15
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You have nothing planned, but dinner's at eight. So you're like laying around. Now you, you built your bus back up to where you're like kind of having a good time, but now you've absolutely nothing to do. And then your most fun friend who you bought brought on this trip that you're so excited about,
00:36:31
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um their ex-boyfriend
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00:36:33
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just hard launched with their new girlfriend. So like this friend is out for the night. and Like, you know, for a fact, there's nothing you can do in this night. And then also it's like 530 at this point. And now the dinner's at eight. So you're like, you're all kind of sulking. No one's having a good time, but you're, you've also not have had a bad time. And now you just know that like you're gearing up for the worst time of your life because your friend just saw this.
00:36:55
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Right. Okay. um It's 8 p.m. You all kind of laid around, got ready really too early, and you're going get to catch LA. Okay? You have the most average – not going to exist anymore.
00:37:09
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Right? You're to have the most averagely good time of your life. So, for example, you got your espresso martini. You post on your Instagram story. It's good. You get the bill.
00:37:21
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and no one's gonna outwardly say what the fuck but like again as you're reaching into your wallet to grab your credit card you have a pit in your stomach because you're like why did i just spend this much money and it's not bad it's not the food's not bad but it's not good enough to ever ever justify 250 well you also ordered like as minimal ah objects as you could because you you saw the prices and you're like oh you're not you know yeah But the fire, but like you got the photo of the fire and the roll, the catch roll. You guys like split everything. Yeah, it's like $700 still. You guys are all splitting it. And again, your friend who's the most fun friend that you have like is just not there. She's catatonic.
00:38:04
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She's crashing out. Wait, but here's the thing. Is she catatonic or is she way too fucked up? She's just like drinking the same that she normally would, but she's just not getting that high that she normally would. And she's just like down. She's just low.
00:38:16
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Like me if I'm in a bad mood. Yes. Yes. Or I really bring the vibes down. Yes. I can ruin. i can ruin in a moment. No, me too. No, me too. I can fucking – like the vibes when I'm in a bad mood can suck so much energy out of the room that like – Yeah.
00:38:34
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I think that's what I'm known for in my family. I love being a vibe killer in my family. If Iman is in a, like, even, like, a tired mood, that's like when I sent you home from the bar in New York where i was like, you carry too much. You're responsible for too much energy. Yeah. My vibes are too... It's too much.
00:38:51
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If I'm in a good mood, it's everyone's best day. If I'm in a bad mood, like... No one's getting out of your life. Well, also if you're friends with someone and you give a shit about them, you're like, and now I'm just thinking about you. so like either we can all go home or like you need to leave because none of us are having fun because everyone cares about you so much that like you were worried. Yeah. We're scared.
00:39:12
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Seriously. Um, the last thing, obviously you're in club attire and then similar to Kristen is that you do like a nightcap at Hollywood Boulevard and you walk the boulevard from nine to 12. No plans just to see like all the different stars after this day that you've had.
00:39:28
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So you want to see Hollywood? 90% of them. You've never heard of them. You've never heard of any of these people. you see 600 homeless people that all are asking for food and money.
00:39:40
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Or just screaming or screaming. Yeah. like Just screaming. I think would be though. I will say, let me just say this. This might be controversial. One, living in LA, especially living downtown, there were a ton of transient people, of course.
00:39:55
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But I think I felt more scared at like frat parties in college. like I was more victimized there than I was by... yeah I've never been scared of like walking past a homeless... Even like a crackhead that was screaming. i've had I've had a couple homeless people call me a couple slurs before. But honestly, it's just like...
00:40:13
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ah They're in their own little world. Like they really like i was talk home world. I was talking to the girls about this last night. I was like, i was like, I could literally be next to someone with a knife and still would yeah be like, like would give them out. As long as they're homeless and on crack, they're not going to bother me. Right. as typically i walked at equinox and back so much like even at night and it's like there's yeah i wouldn't do that you probably shouldn't do and i i'm just like you lot like looking at my phone like like i i just i don't feel scared here yeah yeah and you probably need to feel like a little scared especially at night but i'm not scared of the homes people at night typically i'm scared i'm better about locking my door
00:40:54
Speaker
Yeah. That's good. You to be locking your door. that's probably good. Yeah. And I have ah ring cameras. I think the beauty of these days in particular is that I think people, when they visit LA, they envision one thing and there's so many realities that happen in Los Angeles. It's not just like bright, sunny, the music is playing, there's these cool places or whatever. you It's,
00:41:19
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There's a lot of very normal logistical things that happen. So the whole like heartbreak of it all, it's to be so excited and to like feel like you're living your best influencer girl life in a way. Not that everyone wants to be an influencer. Just saying you're you're getting your cute photos. You're doing the whole thing because you've seen it on Instagram or TikTok. And then come to find out like when you were sitting at waterfront waiting to get in and it's just like your buzz is kind of slowly going down. You're on the Venice boardwalk. You're like, oh, this is nuance. This is it.
00:41:48
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And then you have to pretend like you're in a great mood. Yeah. It's just, that's the beauty of it all. but So like, what would we actually recommend? that and It's like awkward because i go to so many chains that I'm like, i don't know.
00:42:07
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i know Well, I think we can like kind of say like something that me and Kristen love to do is like go to Chateau and a fur coat and like order a martini. You'll have to do that.
00:42:18
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Chateau is favorite place in the world. it is in whole nother dimension. When you walk in something comes over. Us and we are different people. It's like time doesn't exist. We'll just be. You're a superstar in the 1970s. It's like a very famous, like very, very, very old hotel. It's like old Hollywood.
00:42:41
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Yeah. So like when you put on a fur coat and you get a martini, it's like you're outside. You have to smoke a cigarette. You're going to meet the most interesting person of your life. It's like the vibes that you get there just playing a character are so unmatched.
00:42:54
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You can't. It's incredible. It's incredible. Well, I would say that that's definitely making our to-do list, just like writing it down right now. But I think that that's like such a niche. It's not even niche. Like that people know Chateau Vermont, but I think with the fur coat and then getting the martini, like that's the exact experience you need to have. I would also argue that something needs to happen at Sunset Tower Hotel.
00:43:17
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Agree. don't think it's necessarily. Yeah, you can eat it. It's right there too. Because the food is better at Sunset Tower than it is at Chateau. And you can get a table usually, like if you don't make a reservation, I've got been a number of times where I like went a little bit later, got a table and we got like a massive booth for like two girls and we were just like yeah drinking martinis and stuff. Yeah.
00:43:36
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Yeah. um We love hotels is the thing because we also love the Mayborn these days and the happy hour at Dante. $10 martinis at a five-star hotel in the middle of Beverly Hills.
00:43:51
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You can get $10 martinis for two hours and you can have like four or five and sit next to random characters. We sat next to Iman's fucking teacher. no honey No, middle school principal.
00:44:03
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Middle school principal. And he bought our dinner and kept like... Okay, here's the thing that I miss about Los Angeles because I just did this recently here and it did not hit the same and everyone thought I was weird. I miss... New York is kind of similar where you can like go out and you're just like around people.
00:44:18
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So I went some friends here. We were in Delray Beach, which I drove. I mean, this is a whole other thing. But like I had to drive 30 or 40 minutes to meet my friends who live in Boca Raton. And we met in the middle. So I drove 40 minutes.
00:44:31
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They drove 40 minutes. I Ubered, obviously. That's 120 dollars. So we get there, we have dinner, we had to like, we went out, we had like a drink at one bar and then a drink another bar and then they went home. And as we're sitting there, I'm talking to like these, this older woman who just recently sold a company that she created, like literally it looks like anyone's mom. I'm like, you're so cool. I was talking to her.
00:44:53
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And then there was like this group of dads who were not creepy at all. Okay. Like so normal. I love chatting with them and this group of like dads that are just friends. And I'm sitting there and they're like are you with anyone? I'm like, yeah, I was, but I'm finishing my drink. I'm like, ah I'm just going to stay and finish my drink and then leave.
00:45:08
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But in a city that's so normal to just be like, all right, like whatever, I'm talking to people. But people were so confused by me. I miss that about cities because like you're, if you're sitting at the Mayborn, you're just sitting chatting to whoever is next to you. And it's just so like, I'm not even extroverted.
00:45:24
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But it's just like normal. Like it just feels normal. Yeah. It's also always more normal at like a hotel situation because everyone's like a rando kind of. hu Besides your doctor situation. Yeah. So we love the Maidworn. We obviously love Thunderbird. Taco Tuesday. They have amazing deals. Yeah.
00:45:42
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But Thunderbird is another one you have to talk to random people kind of, you know? Oh, yeah. That's where I throw throw notes at people to flirt across the bar because the bar is like – Or we'll send – Yeah. We'll send Iman over to like ask a couple like what date are they on?
00:45:59
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That's where Iman and Dee had their first date that was on. There's always like whenever we go to Thunderbird, there's always some – male action, which is very hard to find in l LA, especially i live in North Hollywood. So I don't get to see a lot of so hot, straight men. When I call them hot, usually i would just say straight men. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Normally I don't see a lot of straight men.
00:46:24
Speaker
So... so It's always fun to go because there's always some action that happens. Like even like how do i fun of even outside of Thunderbird, it's like sometimes we're there and like a guy will text us that hasn't texted us in years or something. Yeah, it like has good mojo. Yeah, like Peyton, where you and Joe were like – We rekindled ah Thunderbird. He sent me the text that was like, I've loved you. I've always loved you. And I just did never stop loving you. And I'm sitting at Thunderbird with him on like, yeah. who is Wow.
00:46:55
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Yeah. Crazy. So Thunderbird has good, good vibes. It's the most normal bar you've ever been to in your life though. So don't expect. Yeah. Don't expect like you're this. It's a dive bar ultimately. And sometimes it's empty and sometimes it's full. You just never know. So yeah. Yeah.
00:47:11
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I would say if you're going to Thunderbird and you're getting drunk, you need to go just do a little quick jaunt to gaslight like real fast. Yeah. And just do one karaoke song each. One song. Remember when my car got towed at um Thunderbird and we never really talked about it?
00:47:25
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So awkward. Because it was your fault. Yeah. Me and Kristen are at Thunderbird. Because how do you say we don't feel bad for you? and Kristen were at Thunderbird. and we're in the middle of combo and i like abruptly get up i go because i thought someone hit her car because she looks like she's about to start crying she goes she's outside next to in the toe people i go i go check and they already have me hooked up they won't let me they already have me hooked up they won't let her go because they're in no toe zone yeah i was
00:48:02
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whatsoever fully in a passenger loading in a no tow zone with her tags nine months expired no like i saying about like hid imon like a year like over a year expired you couldn't park here no yeah you could never park here with never park here even with good tags yeah in this loading zone you could never park here so pissed so okay Kristen was so mad and I was like, i don't even know like what.
00:48:29
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Well, here's the thing. It's hard to hold space for emotions when you don't feel bad for this person and you're kind of like, right like I did it for myself. I did it for my fucking self. Like I parked there and I did not get are you going to say? Like, oh, I'm so sorry. God, you suck.
00:48:44
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No, but like Kristen got mad at me because she was like well, did you grab my drink from inside? And I was like, standard. No. She runs. i say I'm not going to lose my drink, too. She goes to get her drink. She's like, you should probably just go.
00:48:58
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and i was like, no, not like we should both go. She's like, if I'm going to order an Uber home right now, it's going too expensive. I'm just going to wait here and they grab another drink. like You should probably just go. and I was like. It's so dramatic.
00:49:10
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So I drink. I drank alone stopped for it after. but like, I felt weird leaving my friend there after a car just got towed, but I was like, there's nothing good that's going to come of me staying here.
00:49:22
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You had a game night to go to. You like left me. You had something to do. You should like invited me to the game night or maybe you did. And I said, no, because I wanted to be dramatic. Kristen, and we don't need your energy of you feeling sorry for yourself, but also being mad that something happened that you've definitely brought on to yourself at Iman's game night.
00:49:41
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okay
00:49:44
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she's like i'm out of here literally i took her three minutes to get home she's like perfect no and then i wouldn some woman bought me a drink because she saw my car getting towed and so i dramatically drank that on the patio while smoking a cigarette after you left and like crying Of course you did.
00:50:04
Speaker
yeah but here's the thing. i love LA because you could do that and go by yourself on the patio with a cigarette and people aren't like, are you like... Right. They wouldn't give me enough attention. I was like, I want... ah Some people need to be coming to check on me and I need another free drink. Like...
00:50:19
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Guys, come on. I'm crying and smoking a cigarette. Is there a bigger red flag? Yeah. yeah Oh, another place we love is Barney's Beanery. Yeah. love The West Hollywood one. um You'll always see someone that was in Harry Potter. Always.
00:50:41
Speaker
Always. drey go Malfoy lives there. hi Recently Justin Bieber and Dave Chappelle were there. Yeah. What? That's a good one. Those are good sightings.
00:50:51
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Yeah. we We love to black out there. It's really safe in Barney's Beanery. cheap. It's very cheap. it's the divest of the divy. It's like the Thunderbird is nicer than Barney's Beanery.
00:51:02
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Well, it like also facilitates like those kind of situations. It facilitates you meeting people around you. Yeah. You know what i mean? That's the place y'all that I wore my Kristen's um I'd Rather Be Eating Ass shirt.
00:51:14
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Yeah. And made 7,000 friends. Truly. We talked to the entire male population of that bar because every single one of them came up to us. And I was like, how come this doesn't happen to me when I go to Target in this shirt?
00:51:28
Speaker
Maybe it was my long shorts and flip flops too. Like everything. You were wearing flip flops and. And board shorts. Sweat shorts. Horrible. Okay, you guys, we have to, unfortunately have to go.
00:51:40
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Okay, well, love you fuggers. um come visit us in LA. Welcome back. We'll see you at Dante. or yeah yeah You see us at Chateau Vermont.
00:51:53
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No, you fuggin' didn't. No, you fuggin' didn't. Next episode, we'll talk about how I got in the worst trouble I've ever got. had the worst fight with Darren I've ever gotten at Chateau. God. my God. I don't know the story.
00:52:07
Speaker
wellll leave him on a cliffhanger for next time. and Okay. What if we forget though? We were not going to forget this story. This is the worst day of my life.
00:52:19
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We've only been in one fight probably ever. And it was this, we were blacked out. I don't even remember any of that, that Chateau experience. Now I'm getting FOMO. Cause I'm just in the suburbs and I'm going to, um, I had my one seltzer and I'm going to get to clean in. Okay.
00:52:36
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Get to clean. Get to clean. I'm going to go over to my friend's house and lay out. Fun. Iman, what are you doing right now? Why do you part out?
00:52:50
Speaker
Honestly, maybe. Is that baby there? Yeah, the babies will be there. I'm pretty sure. What am I going to do? Is that baby there? i you love it or hate it? i love her baby.
00:53:01
Speaker
He's so big now and he's starting to like talk. It's really cute. I have to come and solid solidify my um presence in his brain for when he gets older. so you You do.
00:53:13
Speaker
All right. I'll let you know. Okay. Love you guys. Bye. love you guy by