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s2e14: sharing our goals for the new year while continuing to be insufferable...
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The Announcement & New Year's Goals
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay. Should I three-way paint in? Yeah, call me. Okay. hello Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... Yo, yo, yo, welcome back. It's the three-way girls and we're here to boogie. And it's also um the year 2025, ladies. I don't know if you knew or if that's really settled in, but... It is. Yeah. So today we're going to talk about some, I guess New Year's resolutions of sorts. So New Year's goals that we have for ourselves. We talked about what we were breaking up with and it kind of got like negative. Um, there was some negative self-talk in there. So I think we should, you know, look on the bright side and wait, what did we say? Oh, oh, oh, we don't know. We were just ugly for like you're just like calling yeah ourselves ugly. and you know But here's the thing, I really truly think that if you want to go somewhere in your life, whether it's being hotter or just being better in any situation, you have to acknowledge where you are now.
Self-Improvement & Wealth Aspirations
00:01:14
Speaker
So it's okay. You don't have to be like, I'm ugly and I'm a horrible person. It's just like, I'm just ugly and like I could do better.
00:01:22
Speaker
yeah you know that's real Yeah, it's just like, well hopefully you girls didn't mind listening to that. um Anyway, but this time we're going to like talk about, you know, our goals, things we're doing more of, ah you know, the change we want to see in the world, I would say. And we're going to be that change. And we are going to be that change.
00:01:46
Speaker
I can't wait. well i can go I can go first on my um goals for this new year, and my three-way goals. so They can't be too serious. Right. right Back in the day, influencers, like you try to prove that you have a job. like People are like, it's not a real job. and You're like, it is. It is.
00:02:03
Speaker
i Why do I, I don't want to have a real job. I don't want to have any job actually. I want to get so rich doing like the minimal amount of things that I have to do. And that's my dream for the end of 2025 is to basically quit all my jobs yeah and just have a bunch of money. Cool. That's my dream. That's awesome. I really like that. Yeah, me too. It also goes back to my affirmation that I've been loving. Um, things come easily to me. and I don't have to work hard for them.
00:02:32
Speaker
yeah So I love that vibe. That's my first goal, I would say, because I'm done. I don't need to convince anyone I have a job. No one should think I have a job. People should be like, what a bum. I'm kind of done being relatable online.
00:02:50
Speaker
I'm just, sorry I don't know that you were ever that relatable online. yeah okay like not Even in like a rich way, just like a a different third way. secret Different
Social Media Transparency & Guilt
00:03:00
Speaker
third way. I know. I don't think I am either, but I do have this bit with my family that I like, I'm like, no, I can't post that. That's not relatable. Like whenever I die posted my Rolex, Meredith responded and was like, I thought that that wasn't relatable. And it's like kind of a bit I have going.
00:03:17
Speaker
That's good. You know what you should do is I think that everyone, if you're rich, you should just post like like you're rich, but instead of just trying to be relatable, just feel guilty about it later. Yeah, I should be able to know everyone's social class by their Instagram, and if not, then it's annoying to me.
00:03:34
Speaker
Right. Um, okay. So I guess I'm going to come out and say like, my dad is wealthy. I'm not being insufferable because last episode we talked about us being ugly. And now we're just talking about us being rich. So, okay. First of all, I'm not rich and I literally don't come from any money. And, um, I don't have a plane like, for yeah, I don't have a plane like Kristen's family. Okay. That's private. Right. The plane is private. Yes.
00:04:04
Speaker
Oh. That's what I just said. I did not even mean to do that. I just think it's more inseparable when people who are clearly like, there's something going on. They're like, and I again, I do this where you're like, no, but I, it's not, it's them. It's not me. And
Overcoming Online Embarrassment
00:04:21
Speaker
you try to like, just if it's, if it is, it's okay. Just feel guilty about it and get over it. Like yeah if you're going to be rich, you have to be guilty. And that's just the rules that that's, that's okay. It's the burden you bear. I'm rich adjacent. I guess you could call me.
00:04:35
Speaker
Well, Iman gets to be the good person in this group. Yeah, you guys. Hey, everyone. Girls. Iman. But here's the thing. Iman couldn't have no waste and her tits and being naturally rich. Yeah. and Anyway, seriously, Iman. I can't. see I know. I need to relax.
00:04:57
Speaker
um Okay, so this one.
00:05:02
Speaker
could kind of go both ways. I want to stop being so easily embarrassed by everything and actually perform more humiliation rituals like posting on Instagram, posting on TikTok. I literally, I've talked to Peyton about this in depth. Oh, I think and Kristen too about how posting just in general to me personally feels like a humiliation ritual. Like it is so embarrassing. And then also just like kind of popping your shit is also embarrassing. Like,
00:05:28
Speaker
I never want to look like I'm doing too much. I also have never wanted to look like I had a job on Instagram or like worked hard. I just want everyone to be like, what does she do? Like it's kind of similar to this. So I want to like start posting more about like things I do and like work. I do. I guess I haven't fully decided yet, but I think I want to ship.
00:05:48
Speaker
Yeah, I just want to think less about it and think less about being so embarrassed by actually everything. yeah And I actually do apologize. what You want to stop like trying to be mysterious, like always.
00:06:02
Speaker
It's not even like I'm trying to look mysterious. I just find everything so embarrassing. Like then i had yeah posting on Instagram is like, Hey, look at me guys. Look at me. What I've been doing. Yes. Yes. I think that's being self aware, but like, like I'm very aware of that. But the thing is like, my income is tied to this. So like I have to do it. So every time I do it, I'm like, fuck me. And my income is every time I do it, I'm just like, why did I just do that?
00:06:29
Speaker
Right. Yeah. It's so funny because there are certain people that I follow, like friends from um high school or whatever, and they are out there posting every day. They've got four kids and they are doing stories, posts.
Critique of Child Privacy on Social Media
00:06:44
Speaker
Content. Real time. Content. Content. And I'm like, oh my God, respect. I'm like, I actually get something out of posting and I still can't bring myself to post. Y'all are really just sharing. Your kids.
00:06:55
Speaker
I don't know. It's just something that I actually do want to talk about Kristen. Yeah. When people post their kids, but with the emoji over. oh and Oh my God. It's so fucking annoying. Like just don't post the picture. Yeah. It's okay to be private. Just don't post. Don't be like, yeah, you can on to post your kids, but just don't post the fucking picture a single photo of the kid laying down. Give a fuck.
00:07:22
Speaker
We don't, we don't care. actually Don't talk about this. Don't even get me started on the not famous people that are doing this. It's so, no, it's annoying when it's one singular like photo of the baby with a huge blue heart emoji around the face. Like it's not posted that. Yeah, I don't know. What if you just like face apt your baby into with another baby's face? Yes, that's what you should do. That's so crazy. Didn't Kim Kardashian get caught doing that with like one of her students?
00:07:50
Speaker
Just completely changed the face. No, I literally think I saw that. It was Kylie's kid, but Kylie wouldn't let her post, but she thought she looked cute, so she posted her daughter's face on her. No, that's crazy. I remember that. It's insane. I remember that. But everyone thought she face-tuned her to make her prettier. No, she just put a different face on the baby. Yeah, well, both, obviously. Genius.
00:08:16
Speaker
Okay, well, yours, ah so wait, is your humiliation or is your humiliation ritual only surrounded by like posting content online or just yeah like? Yeah, because I need to be more embarrassed in my real life by the things that I do and I'm not.
Humorous Anecdotes & Personal Branding
00:08:31
Speaker
It's literally just posting about it or putting it online.
00:08:33
Speaker
I think it's, it goes back to like the whole aspect of being and like trying is embarrassing, but I brought up the mystery part because you specifically said you want it to look like you don't have a job. You want people to not like to wonder what you're doing, which is mysterious, and you know? Yes, but I'm saying it in here. But would give a name reveal of my boyfriend, even though we already did it. Are you ready?
00:09:01
Speaker
Oh my god. I'm nervous. See, should I do it? Yeah. I mean, we can always believe it if you like... Okay, you guys.
00:09:13
Speaker
You know the TikToks, like my family pretending I just got into Harvard because we got bored. Yes. <unk>s really it You're revealing the name that we've forgotten to believe several times. His name is Darren.
00:09:26
Speaker
Darien, DeMoni, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Did he come say hi to the podcast? Just kidding. Yeah, is he there? Not yet. Yeah, but I don't think he wants his face actually, so never mind. Oh, okay, whatever. Whatever, I don't even care. Okay, cool. Do you feel like...
00:09:43
Speaker
Good about that. Yeah. Was that part of your humility ritual? Honestly, maybe that's me being less embarrassed. Maybe you can come back for like one thing if we don't, if we just block out my screen for that part. We could do the thing with the guy from, we could do the thing from the like the guy from prod family where you could only see like this part of it. Yeah, I like that. Could I go ask him really quick? Yeah, sure.
00:10:09
Speaker
gosh humiliate Our first special guest. I hope he's not a fucking weirdo. oh damn deal i question will you come answer Should we ask him if he farts in his sleep? Do you think she still has that bit going? No, it's too embarrassing for him. yeah He said yes. Hey D money. Are you still doing the farting bit?
00:10:39
Speaker
Um, I, yes, I am. Oh, you haven't given it up. No, not yet. Okay. Your pace doesn't have to be in it. and Was so was so loud. You're going to be so loud. Okay, just talk like at a normal level. Um, hey, say hi to the three wares. How do you feel about being on a podcast you're not allowed to listen to? Um,
00:11:07
Speaker
I want to think about this and give you a real answer. I don't really care. I know I'll never hear this, so I can say whatever I want, honestly. I know I'll never hear this. Can you do anything to embarrass Iman right now? Because she's just wanting to be a little more embarrassed in the year 2025. Yeah. If there's any info you could tell us. like Yeah. Last week before her trip, she ah She farted in her sleep so loud that she woke herself up and she was really nervous that... No, he literally did that. She was really nervous that I was hurting too, so she was acting very weird at 4am and I did hear it, but I didn't want to make the video out of it. oh So yeah, that was an interesting conversation when we woke up the next day. You know, the first very much the first time I heard Iman fart, I thought she was moving furniture against one fart.
00:11:57
Speaker
Yeah, that's what it sounds like. And it was like 3am. It was pretty quiet. It was better. It is startling. It's like... It catches you on fire, right? You shouldn't be... Guys, are you so... Stop! Are you... Guys, stop. Okay. Bye, guys. Okay, thank you, Darren. Love you. Love you, bye.
00:12:18
Speaker
Wow. That was perfect. That was literally the opposite of what I thought everyone was going to talk about. And I'm going to talk about how I literally 17 Kit Kats today. Oh. Wow.
00:12:33
Speaker
can kapa You don't crack and okay well one of my goals this year is actually to be more online. As well um it's not even the humiliation thing it's just you know.
00:12:48
Speaker
I feel like the as the years have gone by, I've been less online and the money is dwindling and as are the perks. The money is dwindling. The money from Instagram. I don't think I made a dollar. so Other than like affiliate and stuff, I don't think I made a dollar off Instagram last year and that's like how I used to make all my money.
00:13:10
Speaker
So I'm trying to be more online. i actually like So I've gone to yoga the past ah three days. And today I went and I showered. And I took the dogs on a long walk. And then I got ready and shot a fucking outfit video. And I might even make myself post like every day of January.
00:13:29
Speaker
ah Wow. I love that. You should. Yeah. So hot new influencer on the street is at my name's Kristen. follow along Um, because she's about to pop off. What? Yeah. I said, you're coming out of retirement. Yeah, I'm coming out of retirement. I'm going to be more online.
00:13:51
Speaker
her um I decided that I'm gonna be the hottest I've ever been and in a way that like I'm trying. Because as we discussed, after I turned 30, I'd be like, I used to be one way and then I turned 30 and then everything started, some things are getting better and then some things were just getting much worse. So now I find that I do have to try to be, I have to try harder than I used to have to be, to be hot.
00:14:18
Speaker
So everyone just so you know, you see me being really hot. It was on after my after my kind of hiatus and kind of had a hiatus from social media, like versus what I used to be on social media, like talking to the camera and doing all stuff because I genuinely had just been like, you know, and I just don't feel like doing any content. I thought we weren't talking about our looks. Oh, I'm talking about my looks and also being rich, not doing anything. I'm talking about everything taboo in 2025.
00:14:49
Speaker
We're doing everything wrong. Yeah, I'm done. We're doing everything wrong. Iman. My phone died and all my steps on my phone, so I'm going to just think of one really, really quick. My next one's going to be... You're at home. Charge it. What if you plugged your phone in? I did plug it in, but it has to turn on still. Okay. Got it. Well, I have one. Maybe you'll think of one. Okay, wait. Give me like two seconds.
00:15:20
Speaker
fine
00:15:23
Speaker
i got nothing okay do the next one um I am going to make Iman come to me more this year when we hang out. um I always go to her. I always go west side.
00:15:35
Speaker
um and i Literally every time she's like planned to come over here, she's bailed. So I'm just going to like start holding her accountable to coming to this side of town more. and like but it So true. I don't want to go there. You have to, if you want to hang out. It's very inconvenient to go over there because you don't have your park. but It's like very, no, it's inconvenient by you. Oh, by me? No, I have three parking spots.
00:16:08
Speaker
Then you have to, oh, I don't want to say where you live, but parking at your house is literally the worst thing on the fucking planet. Whatever. I just disassociate from it. um Fine. I mean, yeah, I guess I could um try and do that. Be a WeHo girl.
00:16:28
Speaker
I can't decide if I wanna be, okay, I feel like I'm in between all my new year's resolutions. One, because I just feel like I'm not at a point in my life where I know exactly kinda like what I'm doing and I just like run towards a goal. I feel like I'm in the in-between phase in a lot of areas. So for example, like I'm starting a new job. We all know that my that my old boss got me a new job. So I don't know how much money it is. I don't know anything about my new job really.
00:16:56
Speaker
I just know that. You don't know how much money it is? I didn't ask yet. I forgot to ask. What?
00:17:04
Speaker
oh I'm meeting with people. So I have to meet with four people total. I met with two already. I meet with another two on Monday. And then I should start the following week. So I'll know how much I make like eventually. But I'm also thinking just like when I think for my goals this year, I don't know how much money I'm going to have.
00:17:20
Speaker
Well, I don't think they have to be money oriented like well no or like a certain number. I have more. I have more things that I'm going to say. um So feel in between my job, I feel in between with my apartment, whether or not I'm going to leave or stay for here.
00:17:35
Speaker
Um, and then I also don't know if I want to be more social or less social because here's the thing. I haven't made a new friend in 10 years and I like won't leave my house. Like I don't want to go to West Hollywood. I don't want to go to Kristen's house. I already don't want to go this year. Now that Kristen just said she's not coming over. I already don't want to go. yeah I guess we're just not hanging out. And like, I don't know. Like I just, I can't decide what my vibe is. I kind of like having a little bit of friends, but it's like, I don't know. I don't know.
00:18:05
Speaker
Yeah. Well, that's okay. You didn't have to have it all figured out. Yeah. Everything's in the middle.
Social Habits & Lifestyle Resolutions
00:18:12
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, maybe you can, your goal can just be stability. Figuring out what, yeah, whatever.
00:18:20
Speaker
Do you guys ever have this problem where like, I don't know if I just need to push myself to be more social and not feel better after? Or if I'm just not naturally extroverted, but I've just been pretending my whole life and now that I drink less, I actually amm realizing how introverted I am and it's not as fun. But I don't know if I should just push myself or if I just don't like it.
00:18:38
Speaker
I do know what you're saying. I go through phases where sometimes I feel the same way. And I think it's like just an ebb and a flow. Like I think sometimes you'll, I think if maybe you just are a hermit for a while, maybe you'll start to like appreciate going out after and like, go the other way. Yeah. yeah Like I think that's kind of how it is for me. Like I'll go months. I feel like I'm in a non-social like part of, uh, like phase as well.
00:19:08
Speaker
Yeah. Um, cause it's hard to just like fucking work out and be social and like eat well and not drink and all the things all the time. So it's kind of just like, yeah, I would just like self be lazy.
00:19:26
Speaker
Yeah, but my worst fear is like becoming a boyfriend girl, like a girl that just like hangs out with your boyfriend and just like doesn't, like that's literally, I can't think of a worse thing. Well, that's accidentally become that's the thing. It's like a, that you have to kind of fight if you aren't going to go out, you have to like still maintain a little bit of independence.
00:19:46
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I just went on like a full trip for a couple days with my friends. I saw Peyton. How was it, girls? It was good. We had some really good steak, actually. yeah We did. um And then I was in North Carolina.
00:20:02
Speaker
So I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I think one of my goals, another one of my goals in 2015 or 2025, 2015 2015 is um to kind of become like the cheap friend and not in the way that like, you're gonna nickel and dime everyone for everything. But in the way that people are like, Oh, we're going to the most expensive place. I'm not gonna invite Peyton because she's not gonna want to go there.
00:20:30
Speaker
I feel like you're always my friend that wants to go the most expensive side. Yeah. Yeah. So I have to do the opposite now. Yeah. I have to be like, OK, I. You're like McDonald's or nothing. Yeah. Like when someone orders the Uber, I want them to be like, okay, I'm going to order the Uber X because like Peyton want to want to play pay for the Uber black. I don't want them to be like mad at me. and I be genuinely think.
00:21:01
Speaker
You've always been my friend that always does the most expensive stuff, so now I'll just be agreeing with you. Since I've known you, this is what I've been telling you is that if your lifestyle wasn't so expensive, you wouldn't have to stress yourself out all the time.
00:21:15
Speaker
No. And now I have to stress myself out because I have people who work for me and they have lifestyles that they have to maintain. And now I have to make money still. Right. So that's the problem I'm in right now. I'm fine personally, but I do want to be cheaper in this life. And I like want to go to the grocery store and I want to like go. Cause when I was younger, we used to like coupe, my mom was like an extreme couponer. Like we had a very specific way we did the groceries so we could save money on the milk and save money on this. I need to like get back into that vibe. Because after we were like, we didn't have much. And then we had like too much. I just like got a little too used to swiping the credit card. And now it's been a lot of time of swiping the credit card mindlessly, you know? Yeah. So I want to be cheap. I want people to be like, yeah, no, Peyton's not going to pay for that. Yeah, no, she's not going to go on that trip. Wow. That's good. That's a full fucking rebrand after the last 10 years I've known you. So I'm interested to see if you keep this up.
00:22:11
Speaker
I know. I feel like it just gotten incrementally worse. And then I'm just like, i it's just pointless. Just yeah I need to be smarter. Darren has us on a budget this year. Well, he has you himself and then how much money he spends on me. Also, on my go I know your allowance. Wow. Iman, has your phone turned on? Um, yes. Uh, one second, ladies.
00:22:37
Speaker
just I always saw 1%. Anyways, um I want to golf more this year. That's really important to me.
Romantic & Pranking Aspirations for 2025
00:22:47
Speaker
I want to go at least once a week. um And that's one of my resolutions because I just gosh darn love it. I just gosh darn love that you love it. I am going to recenter men in my life. Oh, I like that. Yeah. And I think like also get really slutty before I
00:23:10
Speaker
meet my husband or like get married because I think that's happening like this year or next. So I need to get it out of my system again because I've kind of been like good girl-ing it and like, oh, I'm comfy at home ah with my dogs and Netflix blah, blah, blah. So I just need to get sluttier again. I need to recenter men and How would you rate your sex life on a scale of one to 10 for 2024? For 2024?
00:23:46
Speaker
Oh, low. Like what? A lot of just like random sex, I would say, not a lot of like consistent sex. So that's just kind of like lower on the total. So what would you rate on a scale of one to 10? Probably like a five. Okay, not too low.
00:24:04
Speaker
Like I was still fogging, but it's like, it doesn't really count unless it's like... You weren't fogging, but you weren't really sugging. Yeah. It's like, I need to be doing more sugging and fogging at the same time. Yeah. I guess you could say more 69ing for sure. I didn't get enough 69ing in this year.
00:24:23
Speaker
I did 69 once at 2024. Me neither. Oh, girls, you better get on that for this year. No, I don't want to. I just have no interest. It's fun. No, we're not running out of time. I want to do one and then I want to do another. I don't want to do both. I have so much time to do both. I don't know. I feel like you should just do it one time just to like throw your partners off.
00:24:48
Speaker
I just like go full, for the first time I'm only fucked and I've been 69. Yeah. That's all mine. And Joe's got a salmon bowl waiting for me. Hell yeah. Eames, you don't have any more? No. Okay, cool. Do you want to do one last one?
00:25:10
Speaker
Uh, yeah, I was just going to say I'm going to continue to be like a little batshit to keep it interesting. Oh yeah. i don't like Better myself too much. Yeah. Um, so I'm going to keep being a little crazy, keep smoking my sigs. Um, and yeah, that's about it. You're smoking more cigarettes in 2020. Yeah. I don't want to like do too much to like,
00:25:37
Speaker
be perfect. I want to be still be relatable. You know what I mean? Yeah. Again, circling back on the relatable. I want to ramp up my pranking in 2025. So be aware of both of you guys. Wow. Wow. That's so crazy because I fear I need to get further away from you.
00:25:57
Speaker
Well, you can't go that far because I can do pranks from wherever I am. I met emotionally. It doesn't matter. I'll find you. I'll find you. I thought about sending Peyton even with a trend where the kids were sending their parents fake holiday cards to my family that they don't know and giving them like a 500 million gift card. I thought about sending Peyton a really long birthday card.
00:26:25
Speaker
oh my god someone that she doesn't know and can't don't give away your secrets because you need to do that we're giving you that vibe because i just know she would read that and be like who is this what the fuck and be so bothered then i'd be like there's a tracker in here hanna is fucking hilarious though but that's very useful Yeah, honestly, 500 bucks, like jokes on you, bitch. No, I think it's a big penny on a gift card that they give them to. Oh. No, like the kids do it. They write it from another family, but the kids like watch them then open it. It's really funny.
00:27:02
Speaker
Oh, that is so, I'd be pissed off if I spent $460 at Benihana. I tried to use my gift card and it was blank. That does not fall within my cheap lifestyle. Yeah, that's against the rules. I was going to say that's going to work out though, because, um, Iman said she wasn't being cheap this year and she was just like buying everything. So like, maybe she'll, um, kind of like cover for you. Yeah.
00:27:31
Speaker
ah Yeah, between you and Joe, I just, I have my sugar mamas. Oh, nice. All right. Well, that's all right. Girls and the three way. Um, well, that's a really handy. Um, I hope you guys inspiration for your own, uh, New Year's resolutions.
00:27:55
Speaker
Yeah. Let us know how you are bettering and worsening yourself this year. And if you come from family money, please tell us if you feel right hot. Yeah. If you're rich, and everyone's now, if you're rich, I saw on tech talk, people banding together saying like, if you're rich, just, you have to admit it. yeah You can't be pretending. is Comment below if you're rich, because I was really vulnerable and I opened up a lot in this episode. So I would really appreciate some other people to come out of the woodwork. and make her feel more comfortable, you know? could Or shame her in the comments. Yeah. Please i don't. Yeah. Okay. Love you guys. Bye.
00:28:36
Speaker
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