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EP. 64 One Year Anniversary Special! Listener Beware!!
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Introduction & Tone Setting
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That a shtick like that, dude! Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
00:00:07
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
00:00:11
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
00:00:23
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That's how I identify the Doteca e-drunk.
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
00:00:38
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Scrub in the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
Podcast Anniversary & Purpose
00:00:48
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
00:00:55
Speaker
Hello and welcome episode 64 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, aka the Hemorrhoid Homies. ah We're not we bleeding in a different way, you know?
00:01:09
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not Yeah. Not the way this movie. My name is Nick, aka the Potown Boys, whatever. oh I'm joined by my fellow Serbian, Gerald.
00:01:20
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We're not Serbians. We're proud US Americans. The crowd's a little rough. Yeah, you're right. The reason we're proud is not great. ah This movie's not great as far as subject matter. But ah anyways, we're here for our one-year anniversary special episode. We did it.
00:01:42
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Yeah. did it. To all you fuckers that thought we were gonna stop, we ain't ever going to stop. That's not true. We might. I mean, the club the clips have stopped, but, you know, eventually. But that's okay. Okay.
00:01:55
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Uh, we've been edging you for a few weeks. I'd say more than a month. It's been two months. Definitely. One month or two months.
00:02:06
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Probably more. It's been a while. Yeah. It's been a hot second that we've been continuing to tell you what it might be and what it's. And only, only one person confirmed knows what it is. And that's Jake.
00:02:20
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because of all When we told Jake, he was like, what is that movie? it's right It's good you don't know what it is. I mean, if you knew what it is, I mean, it's not like you would go out and watch it.
00:02:31
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Yeah. Well, we should keep edging you some more because first we're going to do it. Keep getting edged. So follow us on Instagram. Two guys, one screen pod. Send any comments, concerns, movie requests to two guys, one screen pod at gmail.com.
00:02:48
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Send us a voicemail. five eight 508. Fist us. 508. Dip tip. Six minute limit. ah Then you can follow us on Letterboxd.
00:03:00
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Follow us on YouTube. TikTok.
Community Building & Trigger Warning
00:03:03
Speaker
Fucking do it. And then you can. Yeah. There's a lot. I think there's any sucking in this movie. There's some clam rubbing, though. There's clam rubbing. There's yeah straight up... Yo, some of these women got some nice clams on them. I'm not gonna lie, bro. They're fucking just rape. the shit are Well, yes. Plug it in.
00:03:23
Speaker
What are we plugging it in? Hey, we're plugging it in. Some stuff is getting plugged, that's for sure. Yeah, it's all in the description. ah Go listen to our other podcast. Yeah, you want it?
00:03:35
Speaker
There's probably an episode coming out tomorrow or the, i don't know. It's one of these Fridays coming out pretty soon. Yeah. You might get a ah ah a day and then a day, you know, like ah an episode, then an episode. Cause this is coming out on the one year.
00:03:48
Speaker
This is coming out on August 7th, our first day. I was going to, I tried to put, make like a flashback thing, but I'll be honest with you. The opening of vacancy, we didn't even announce like we're a brand new podcast. We just like did it.
00:03:59
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We were just like, yep, this is. Two guys, one screen, and this is what we're doing today. I mean, that's balls. That's what's up. You know, you don't... Sorry. You start perfect and you can, you know, we can't go any higher than that. And then you end with rape, right? That's just how goes.
00:04:14
Speaker
This might end us. We might get blocked on Spotify, Apple, who knows? You know, um I don't, you know, we're just recounting events that took place in a film. That's what we'll say. Yeah. We don all should also say this is a big, big, big trigger. Like if you don't, if you're sensitive in the slightest way, you should not listen. Just don't even listen to this.
00:04:35
Speaker
Yeah, because it's not worth it. No, like, you know how we're like, hey, go watch the movie. Then come listen to the podcast. How about we watch them before you? We just we did you a favor and watched it.
00:04:47
Speaker
You just listen to it because there's there's some things in this you just don't want to see. Yeah, you're just not interested in seeing that. And that's OK. We don't blame you. We're going to go. practical effects off the chain. Am I right? I mean, this man's piece was crazy. Crazy.
00:05:01
Speaker
Crazy fucking piece. Should we just keep edging them first and do our top five favorite recordings first? Yeah, even though they're goingnna be able to see it on the title? Or are you not going to tell them? No, I'm not putting it on the title either. Oh, that's naughty.
00:05:12
Speaker
I'm a naughty boy. That's naughty. I have no intentions of... i mean howt you do Bro, to be honest with you, we can cut this out, but I don't even think the Instagram post tomorrow should have what we're doing.
00:05:24
Speaker
All right. I just think it should be like warning, like fucking half blood prints. Talk about half blood. Uh, yeah, I think it should just have a warning. Just, we reviewed a while. That's movie for a one year anniversary and there are top five and, uh,
00:05:40
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Go listen to it. That's that. Yeah. That's it is So we're doing top five. It's our favorites. Okay. It doesn't, it's for us. This is subjective.
Philosophical Humor
00:05:49
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All right. But yeah I'm to say right here, right now, shout out ghost that, uh, our number one is the same.
00:05:55
Speaker
Probably is. ah But this is the internet, so opinions don't matter. Correct. We don't matter. None of this matter. We're all going fucking die. Who gives a shit? Right. That's deep, but that's just how it is.
00:06:07
Speaker
That's just what it is. you want me to go first? My honorary mention? Do you want to go back and forth? Yeah. Like, yeah shoot it? Yeah, we'll shoot it. Yeah, we'll shoot it. Yeah, start on film.
00:06:18
Speaker
Yeah, start out of your... 35mm. Oh, but that's going to be a sick 4K transfer, dude. We can't fucking wait. It's going on the wall. Yeah, we can do honorable mention first. All right, so my honorable mention, this is the one outlier of the rest of our... You can't call it a filmography, our podcast-ography. Okay.
00:06:39
Speaker
I don't know. I just feel like our conversation on the episode went really well. And if like you're looking for like... If you were looking for a podcast, which hopefully by now you know what the fuck we are, but if you're looking for two like people who like know what they're talking about are intellectual commentary on a film, ah we're not those people. That's damn right.
00:06:58
Speaker
We're just not those people. We just have a good time. yeah But I feel like this honorable mention is the closest we ever got to it, ah and that is Presence. Oh, OK.
00:07:09
Speaker
Yeah. Nice. ah Still a top five film for me of this year because it's been dog shit. Yeah, it's been really, really rough. I man, I don't you know what I'm recording right there.
00:07:23
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i don't even know what my number one of this year would be. i mean, I guess I can go check, but it doesn't matter. you You log them like in a you know playlist. Not a playlist, but a... On my playlist, shout out Trinidad James. Well, so you got... I mean, my my top five that you've seen are Presence is still one.
00:07:43
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ah Peter. Peter's Neverland Nightmare is two. ah Final Destination Bloodlines is three. Fantastic Four is four, but technically five.
00:07:59
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which i know you Which I know you haven't. ah You definitely rated Fantastic Four higher than me. I give it four. What'd you rate Bloodlines? could have sworn I gave that a four.
00:08:12
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You gave that a four as well. And then we got ah Peter. gave it four. I know you gave that a four. Yeah. What'd you give Presence? Ooh, someone gave it a half star. That's fucking rough.
00:08:24
Speaker
Someone you know? Somebody I follow. I don't know him. but Well, yeah. That's tough. You know what's funny is you don't have a rating on here cuz.
00:08:34
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That's unfortunate but I would say that our top that your top five looks pretty close to my top five just in different order. It's pretty fair. I'll have to go listen to that episode again to ah update my ranking. Yeah.
00:08:46
Speaker
Or just watch that. You could. You're in it. I do. Yeah. That girl can get fucking rinsed out. Absolutely. Not many people can get rinsed out in the movie we're about to review.
00:08:57
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I think the wife could for sure get rinsed out. The wife might be the only one. Yeah, that men are not attractive. No. Are you fucking that guy's eye hole or what? Absolutely.
00:09:07
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Okay. Absolutely. I have a joke about that. After a homie fucks it or what? Oh, yeah, I... You went in there after him? Because that shit's tight, right? So like it's got to be pre-lubed.
00:09:18
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i mean, he definitely had a hard time with it. Get it? Hard? ah I'll be here all day.
Reflecting on Past Episodes
00:09:22
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Anyways. All right. So my honorable mention. This might be a long episode. It's okay.
00:09:28
Speaker
It's fine. It's our one year. Fuck you. It is our one year anniversary. So my honorable mention is shout out to a guest. Shout out Tyler. Honorable mention, we have Hereditary.
00:09:42
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That's our that's our currently our highest viewed episode ever. That's what's up. I think that we also had pretty good conversation in that. And fuck Hoppy.
00:09:54
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I would agree with you. And don't call your mother mommy. That's how it is. Yeah. Yeah. And carrying blanket around is pretty tough. Pretty tough, yeah. Or Hoppy.
00:10:05
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whatever you know Whatever you're into. Yeah, shout out to Tyler. I don't have...
00:10:12
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I'll just tell you now, the rest, like my top five do not have guests. Yeah, my top five doesn't either. Fair. That means that we're just better together. well I might go and see that tonight.
00:10:23
Speaker
Together? Yeah. Yeah. I might. know. I got nothing going on tomorrow. I'll probably go see it tomorrow. Which we're not covering that because this is coming out. Yeah. This is more important, obviously. Yeah, it is. Sorry. Very clearly. Yeah, way more important. Am I making an Instagram post that an episode's not coming out until Thursday?
00:10:43
Speaker
If you want to. Yeah. ah All right. So my number five... Honestly, four and five are kind of interchangeable for me, and that really kicks it up a notch. But number five for me is going to be our original episode seven, Friday the 13th.
00:11:02
Speaker
Ooh, that's number five? That's number five for me. Yeah, i was I mean, it could be number four very easily, but I just find that one, I think it's hard. It's ah it's a hard, you know, we got 60-something episodes. It's hard to narrow it to just five. Well, when you're as good as we are, you know, we're like so we're amazing.
00:11:20
Speaker
Yeah, come on. Friday the 13th episode one is like was like our first like truly off the chains episode. ah Unintentionally too. Yeah. I mean it was it was a great time.
00:11:33
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I would recommend everybody go go check out that episode. It's an OG. It's an OG. Yeah. And go go watch that movie. Get ready for the new series that's coming out. Jason's mask looks horrible.
00:11:46
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Dog shit. Dogs. You saw it. Looks horrible. No I was just i was just supporting you I didn't see it Thanks. It looks bad. So ah my number five an an oh g oh g Even or G than yours was.
00:12:02
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Before. Yeah. Mine is apparently the episode that I forgot was big. You didn't. I mean, not apparently. You did forget. did forget. You literally blanked on that shit. It was fucking huge.
00:12:14
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Yeah. Number five is Bridge to Terry. Terabithia. Terry's house. R.I.P. Terry. Hulk Hogan. Terry Bollea. Yeah. Yeah. R.I.P. Well, no. R.I.P. Hulk Hogan. Fuck Terry.
00:12:27
Speaker
Terry Bollea. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Uh, British Terabithia, not in my top five. That's okay. Yeah. It's just what it is. That was our hint of kid fucking.
00:12:38
Speaker
That was like, we were fucking them, you know, but like, know, like, but you know like There was some like, you know, you could see where we were going down the line.
00:12:50
Speaker
that's worse Well, a combination that just gets worse. Right. a All right. My number four. It's I mean, I'll be honest you. The whole episode is pretty good. But like. the There's one moment that's like this movie. I'll say it like this. This movie features the best clip I've ever made.
00:13:09
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ah Arguably one of the funniest moments in podcast history. ah My number four is our coverage on Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. There you go. Shout out to Aelio Securo. No, talk on them things.
00:13:22
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Be sucking on them. ah I watch that clip whenever I don't feel happy because it's so fucking funny to me. That's some legendary shit. That was honestly, um don't even know what, I just blacked out.
00:13:36
Speaker
You were just going on a whole... would just... But also, like, you laughing at it makes it funny. Because was just like, I was just saying that and no one was, like, interacting, it would just be like, right, this pretty mid. Right. I think you were, like, extra horny that day.
00:13:48
Speaker
I would still support the sentiment of wanting to fuck Ayo Secura. She can fucking get it. I mean, yeah, me too. on ah And that little hair that you sticking up, try and pull on that. know Yeah, you can fucking pull on if you want.
00:13:58
Speaker
I bet. Yeah. Those two are interchangeable, sorry. Five and four, I could have swapped them, but it's just what it is. My number four is one of my favorite horror movies.
00:14:15
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h However, ah the recording, it's a good recording, right? But it's not like It's not an all-timer, but I like it.
00:14:27
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I like it a lot. Yeah. And... Unlike Black Christmas, this guy, he's probably fucking it. Oh, he's fucking it. Number four is Poughkeepsie Tapes.
00:14:38
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We are Poetown boys. It'd be disrespectful not to mention that movie. Absolutely. Yeah. And yeah, I just said that on on the internet. Poughkeepsie Tapes, one of my favorite horror movies. It's all right.
00:14:48
Speaker
It's a very good movie. Shit slaps. Hits a little too close to home. ah It's all right. But it's fake, right? Right. What was based on some but didn't have Poughkeepsie. Right. So that's what's up.
00:14:59
Speaker
Who cares? Yeah. And I own it and I think you definitely own it. I definitely own it. Yeah. Yeah. Get it before it goes out of print. It might be out of print. i't I don't know.
00:15:11
Speaker
We're in top three. Top three is big. And honestly, i'm going for I'm going for what makes me laugh the hardest at this point. Not... Like how good, well, if it made me laugh, we did a good job.
00:15:23
Speaker
That's where I'm at. Right. Cause we are a movie review podcast, but we're also a comedy podcast at the same time. It's funny to us. Right. Yeah. Figure it out. Uh, my number three makes me laugh so hard.
00:15:36
Speaker
Uh, every time I listen to it, I just, go I honestly, at this point, I know about as far as like time, like when it's going to be funny. Like I know I can just put my finger to like 40 ish minutes and I'll fucking start dying.
00:15:47
Speaker
ah Number three, he ain't fucking it. ah Black Christmas. There you go. that I mean, that day, I want shout out that day we recorded. We were on some shit that day. We recorded Gremlins.
00:15:58
Speaker
Great recording. Did not make it in the top five, but great recording. Black Christmas. And then we did our top best moments of the year. that those Those episodes had some fucking sauce to them.
00:16:09
Speaker
All in one day. All one day. We were fucking cooking. Now I'm cooking. Now we're fucking busy. Now I'm fucking cooking. Yeah. well your Black Christmas is a shit ass movie, but that was a fucking A plus recording.
00:16:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. He ain't fucking it. Titty fuck. Janice. Janice. There's all sorts of shit in there. mean, he ain't fucking. It's not a button that we use as a segment.
00:16:32
Speaker
Yeah. It's a whole thing. If you're ugly, you're getting hit with it. You what mean? Yeah. know what mean? So that's my number three. ah So my number three is one that you already mentioned.
00:16:45
Speaker
For all the reasons that you mentioned, it's Friday the 13th, part one. thought you were going to say for all the retards. No, that would be trick or treat, I guess. Because we're on the bus. yeah i mean yeah Yep, riding the short bus.
00:16:59
Speaker
Shout out to Geraldine being that fucking monitor. It's true. Yeah, shout out to my mom, I guess. We appreciate you. I don't. ah so yeah Not at all.
00:17:10
Speaker
Shout out Steve, though. Shout to Steve. That clip was... a When I made it, we were like, this is heat. This is a heater right here. You're like, this is the fuck this is a heater right here. yeah And it still is because Steve is Jesus fucking Christ.
00:17:24
Speaker
Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ is a phrase that we know. Steve is Jesus fucking Christ is a phrase that lives on in perpetuity. Yeah. Every time I see someone named Steve, like he's Jesus. Yeah. My cat just took a shit and it smells real bad.
00:17:36
Speaker
oh Oh, yeah. That's crazy because I didn't smell a single time they went when I was there. Yeah, i don't know. They're weird. Weird, weird cats. They just don't like you. They have manners for their guests. Yeah, and she threw up on the floor before we started recording. So just coming out of all ends.
00:17:51
Speaker
You know what happens. You know what else is coming out of all ends. This fucking movie we're about to review. It's true. Okay, number two. And granted, you guys don't get the same enjoyment out of it as we do because we know what we said you don't.
00:18:06
Speaker
Uh... just what it is. Plus the stuff that we cut. um My number two, it's undeniable. It's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Yeah. i'm I'm really sorry to the fans. If you're upset, distraught, lobby for a Patreon. We'll put up there, unfiltered, unedited. you can hear the whole fucking thing.
00:18:24
Speaker
how many people okay How many people do we need to want us to have a Patreon to where we make one? More than... More than five? i would say 10's the number. 10. Alright.
00:18:35
Speaker
10 people. Let us know. We also have to read that email. Not all of it, but least part of it. Yeah. Yeah. That kid was out of fucking line. Out of line. Fuck you. It was wild and out of control that kid.
00:18:49
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Uh, we recorded, ah
00:18:54
Speaker
this movie harry potter and half blood prince and also order the fiends same day both are wild episodes but half blood prince was just the second recording was always just different level for us yeah it also felt crazy it comes with the nature of what they don't even allude to a it but it's just so like nah but homie was fucking kids absolutely like he just was i don't know what else to say what was his name that fucking pedophile Slughorn? Slughorn.
00:19:20
Speaker
Slughorn. No, Slughorn. Yeah, Slughorn. He was a fucking pedophile. I always get that guy and the guy from Charlie or Willy Wonka confused. From Willy's, yeah. Yeah, because they both got slugs on them, you know?
00:19:32
Speaker
They do. So, either way, ah that episode makes me laugh so hard every single time. so that's my number two. My number two is a classic Christmas episode right here.
00:19:45
Speaker
Classic Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. ah Barely even a Christmas movie at the bottom of it. It just kind of takes place during the holiday.
00:19:57
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ah But we got, shout out Mr. Futterman, Gremlins. Shout out to him, a true American hero. Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:08
Speaker
the Vietcon, whatever. Yeah, whatever. no, he said World War II. Yeah, Nazis? ah That's a great episode. That honestly could have been my top five. it's a so I called my cousin a slut at the end of that episode.
00:20:22
Speaker
That's how she got slut cousin. yeah Her sluttiness was birthed on Gremlins. For some reason, I just decided to call her a slut. Shout out birthing, aka the movie we're about to view.
00:20:32
Speaker
Oh, there is birthing. Yes, there is. like You really get the full cycle of life in this movie. pretty ah Some pretty intense birthing. If that's what birthing really looks like in real life, I don't want to see that.
00:20:44
Speaker
i i think, I mean, from every movie that I've seen that's had birthing in it. Oh, do you think this movie makes post-nut regret list? For sure, right? It's number one and it's not even close.
00:20:55
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, it's wild. Yeah. Okay, number one. I'm just going to go out and say this right now. It's our number one. i don't even I honestly don't have a hesitation that it's not your number one, but I could just look like an idiot right now.
00:21:10
Speaker
Let me ask you this. Is your number one, does your number one have a clip in the intro? It does. Okay, is it the first? It may be the first clip of the intro.
00:21:23
Speaker
All right, well, my number one, my hair looks fucking wild like the episode, is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. ah I'll say it right now, as is mine. Yeah, yeah, I had my question before we even started recording that'd be the best, that'd be number one.
00:21:39
Speaker
That might be probably the hardest I've laughed personally on a pod episode. I've never seen you laugh that hard ever. I don't, and it's a damn shame that we didn't have video.
00:21:52
Speaker
Yeah, but. i mean, it's a damn shame we didn't have video, I would say, for that, and then the other one when you were, like, mock rubbing your clit oh yeah yeah that shit was fucking wild i can't i could not i couldn't even fucking breathe i was laughing so hard at that shit i mean come on snape's staring at his his shtick like that dude yeah yeah lot um also just all the all the all the stuff surrounding our coverage on harry potter the fucking teaser trailer i made for it i was like very proud of at the time uh
00:22:25
Speaker
And like we've been saying, we kind of peaked out at Harry Potter. Yeah, I mean, you know... we're doing pirates. It's just not the same. It's not. It's just fine. Those movies are just fine. ah How do I want to watch the next one?
00:22:38
Speaker
But we will for you. We will for fucking you. ah We're not fucking... I mean, if you... Hit us up. You know what mean? I will say, as far as, like, I wish we had video for, that, you fucking rubbing your clit like that, I could... I was like... I have an image in my head, but it was so funny. lost All of a sudden, you just fucking put your feet up, and I was like, holy shit.
00:22:59
Speaker
What the fuck is going on right now? Flick it shit, dude. Flick it or fucking shit. Flick it or shit's like the new fucking... phrase It is, yeah. Yeah. So... There's a couple people flicking their shit in the movie when we're about to review.
00:23:14
Speaker
ah Aggressively flicking their shit. ah That is... Those are our top five favorite recordings. I will say that in two weeks... Is it two weeks or one week? Let me double check so I don't... It's like a fucking idiot. In two weeks, an episode is coming out.
00:23:29
Speaker
ah We cover The Dark Knight. I will tell you right now, after you listen to Dark Knight, that will be a contender. That would be top. I mean, that's top three for me for sure. if if If a movie or a review can get us to just create a whole new like phrase phrase that we just throw around all the time.
00:23:50
Speaker
Yeah. Or that we've thrown out on this podcast and you guys don't even know it. You don't know it. Or we spent an entire weekend just talking like the Joker. Like, yeah.
00:24:01
Speaker
yeah i like that like Yeah, that's going to be in the top. that's So my top five is the subject to change real soon. Yeah. Real soon. Because you've you've heard the ah final product. I have not.
00:24:14
Speaker
I've heard most of it. Okay. i'm actually It's actually not done, but I've heard most of it. Okay. I've heard all this stuff that matters. that's yeah That's what's up. ah All right. So I guess we've edged you long enough.
00:24:29
Speaker
Well, I could probably edge you a little bit all little bit harder. Oh, I got you. Yeah. The movie we're about to review is infamous ah on the um the history books as one of the most controversial, upsetting, disturbing...
00:24:48
Speaker
whatever you want to call it, tier list of movies that are legal to view. like that I mean, yeah. This movie was banned in in Spain, I'm pretty sure. think it's banned in Australia still.
00:25:01
Speaker
The UK let it through, but most of the like graphic stuff was cut. So what's the point? Yeah. Before we say the name, it's a 2010 film. It's post-Chris Benoit.
00:25:15
Speaker
Let's go. i mean, maybe Crispin vo read the rough draft and he just pushed him over the edge. Oh, man.
00:25:25
Speaker
Yeah, he got fucked. but you you what what if What if this film's like conception was just because Chris Benoit fought up with his fucking CTE-filled head?
00:25:36
Speaker
You know what it would be funny? A guy fucking his kid. That's secretly, yeah. no They just sent it to Serbia. to like we don't want We don't want this on the United States.
00:25:48
Speaker
And one of our heroes, Chris Benoit. well Yeah, exactly. 2010 film. ah two thousand and ten film Well, we'll a little bit more. So the first time I watched this was with Gerald in Boston.
00:26:04
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You'd already seen it once. And we rented it on Amazon. I didn't realize we watched the censored version. Or I did and I forgot. And I was disturbed. And then ah and then we just i just watch we just watched we both just watched it on It's an MVD product, I believe, with a very nice slipcover. You got to be honest.
00:26:27
Speaker
The slipcover is nice. It is. It's like, think it's like MVD slash unearthed films. Yeah, you definitely got to pull one out of the fucking earth. know what mean? Yeah.
00:26:38
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, this is, it's... It's fucking wild. So we were basically, we were debating what to do for our one year anniversary episode. And we were going to do like a bang. Like, honestly, if we had released Dark Knight for a one year, that recording would work.
00:26:53
Speaker
Right. it And it was a possibility. it was in the realm. And then they we're like, oh, Spider-Man 2. Yeah. You know, scheduling ah conflicts. But we're making this work just for yeah Initially, we had contenders that we wanted to review for the one year.
00:27:12
Speaker
And then I'm wondering, did we want to ever do Cannibal Holocaust? And then we watched it at your place. we're like, we're not doing it now. Was that a conversation or it was never an option? Yeah, no, it was it was a conversation. And then we both said, i never want to watch that again in my life.
00:27:27
Speaker
yeah You returned it or sold it? Yeah, i sold it. And let me tell you, it wasn't because the movie was boring. Because it was. It was because of the animal abuse.
00:27:38
Speaker
Yeah, that movie's not okay. No. ah Spider-Man 2 was an option. The... the The Dark Knight was an option. And there was something else I feel like we had in there that we wanted potentially put out as a for a one year.
00:27:54
Speaker
But instead of doing, hey, let's do a good movie. Not to say movies bad, but like a well-known oh tried and true good movie that we both love. we' Like, we'll do a tried and true movie to us.
00:28:10
Speaker
and That we both like. That people fucking hate. Well, yeah. That. And it's definitely well known in the... Is this a horror movie? I feel like this is a horror movie. It's gotta be, right?
00:28:22
Speaker
It's gotta to be Kane. Fuck. It's gotta be Kane. This is definitely well known in Serbia. Yeah, this is well known in the extreme horror community.
00:28:33
Speaker
oh Let's just say if you want to get into the extreme horror, just don't jump in just straight up like this. This is not a good place for you. no watch like Martyrs. Martyrs first. If you can do Martyrs, yeah you're all right.
00:28:47
Speaker
you know yeah And if you want to just keep it right at Martyrs and never go higher, that's perfectly fine too. and That's really okay. And honestly, if you want to get a taste of what this film is like, just watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Suspense & Film Review
00:28:58
Speaker
ah Yeah, the PG version of this movie is that. is the PG version of this fucking... That's the American version of this movie. That's not even an American. I'm just going to read... going to read the the description because I just want to keep fucking edging them. um my I want to see.
00:29:13
Speaker
Let's just try to get the 30 minutes of just straight fucking edge over here. Okay. Well, you got to read the subtitle too. Not all films have a happy ending. Yeah, but someone had a happy ending. You know what i mean? Multiple times, yo. And like, yeah, I mean, shit be looking like yogurt though. So yeah some'm fucking go over it, son. yeah Retired porn star Milos. Is that how you say his name? You think?
00:29:37
Speaker
Yeah. It's hard because it's in a different language, but they kind of said it like that. ah Leads a normal family life trying to make ends meet. You get it. You got it. There's his meats all over this movie. Yo, real meat or fake meat?
00:29:52
Speaker
Some scenes was definitely prosthetic. Yeah. I mean, at the end, yeah. Yeah. But I feel like when he's just like walking and it's just shlinging, that's him, bro. That's his meat, right? It's just fucking straight meat. This guy, this got one of the ugliest motherfuckers, but he's packed. Crazy cock.
00:30:07
Speaker
Crazy. it's the The woman they got to like play his wife, like, yo, what what did you doing with this guy? Fucking peace. You know? Uh... Presented with the opportunity of a lifetime to financially support his family for the rest of their lives, Milos must participate in one of the and one of the last in one last mysterious film. From then on, Milos is drawn into a maelstrom of unbelievable cruelty and mayhem.
00:30:33
Speaker
done done dang what do you not all films have a happy ending i'm gonna start putting some of these names to google translates it the fucking google couldn't tell me how to say them i'm like low-key guys i'm just gonna straight up tell you it's a bug's life yeah we're reviewing bugs
00:30:53
Speaker
what is this our first foreign No, we did we did ah Inside. Yeah. Yeah. Because was like, when was the last time wrote a fucking scene-by-scene for a foreign film?
00:31:05
Speaker
That's harder, right? That'd be Inside. It is harder because a lot of the time I can listen to dialogue and type, but I to look up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, was looking up anyways, but, you know, to see those certain things.
00:31:17
Speaker
All right, I guess we've edged you. Yeah, there's fucking milkers. There's some nice ones. I'm more interested in seeing the fucking pieces than seeing the fucking... Yeah. Right, because you can see cock.
00:31:28
Speaker
Because you can see nice boobs anywhere. i'm like I'm, like, forever trying to get a comparison of how small my dick actually is. That's the problem. And I think we're both coming to the conclusion that we're pretty small. Yeah, I'm on the... I mean...
00:31:41
Speaker
I'm on the lower side of average. I'm like average towards small. i'm not average towards big. I'm definitely below average. Tell you that right now. um Well, should we tell them the time? 32 minutes in.
00:31:57
Speaker
We're reviewing ah Serbian film. What? Someone, Nick, put the put like a drum roll right before I say that. Yeah. That's not like a machine gun. It did.
00:32:07
Speaker
There's no machine guns in this movie. No, but there are guns. There are guns. um This movie was made by a Serbian because I can't pronounce that fucking name. I'll try.
00:32:18
Speaker
Serda Spashevich. That's pretty good. Right? His last name for sure. Just because I've been around the and NBA and there's a lot of... Bro, there are so many accents and like little marks above the letters for this cast list. What are we going to do?
00:32:35
Speaker
I don't know. Well, I will say that are our lead, Milos, has the same first name as the director, which you said was what? Sirdan? It's got to be Sirdan, right?
00:32:46
Speaker
Yeah. Got to be Kane. Srdan Zika Todorovic. Todorovic. Is Serbia near Russia?
00:32:57
Speaker
I think so. Right? So they're probably like... Where is Serbia? Yeah. What language do they speak? Serbian. Hey, you can never be too sure.
00:33:10
Speaker
Okay, so Serbia is near Bulgaria, Greece, hung and Hungary, and Croatia. Bulgaria. Yo, shout out the Bulgans. It's like on the other side. It's like Russia, the Ukraine, right?
00:33:22
Speaker
And then the other side of the Ukraine, away from Russia, is Romania, and then there's Serbia, which is inside the Balkans. You're my balls, kid.
00:33:34
Speaker
Whoa. What the fuck? Relax. so Yeah, they probably kind of all have the same accent, right? Give or take. What language is spoken in Serbia?
00:33:54
Speaker
They speak, drumroll again, Serbian. Wow. There you go. ah All right. So our next cat. Well, we're not fucking this kid. We're not fucking any of the dudes. We'll just put put the button once, but we're not fucking any of these people. fucking it He ain't fucking it. Also, we're not going to tell you what movies they've been in because spoiler alert, you don't know what the fuck they are because they're Serbian.
00:34:16
Speaker
Spoiler alert, we don't know what the fuck they are. Yeah. ah Next, we got Sergei
00:34:24
Speaker
Trifonovic. Trifonovic.
00:34:28
Speaker
Hold this guy was actually in a movie with Nicolas Cage. Hold on. Also, this guy's picture on Letterboxd, he could get fucked. Yeah, probably, right?
00:34:39
Speaker
But also knowing what he's into, probably not. No, I mean characters it into. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're talking about the guy in the movie, right? He plays Vukmir. I thought it Volkmir. I thought it an L in there. isn' not an L in there.
00:34:51
Speaker
No, my entire notes say Volk. So I fucked it up. It's fine. ah He's not American. Who cares? so We got Helena Gavrilovic.
00:35:02
Speaker
like i just killed that. They love their itches over there, you know? Yeah, with the C with the accent. She plays Maria. She's a fucking piece. She can... Wow. Low-key want to see every other film she's in.
00:35:15
Speaker
Yeah, hopefully she's nude, but... She's a movie called Cat Run. Oh, it doesn't have good ratings. A Serbian documentary? I do kind of want to watch that and, like, see... With never-before-seen footage? Yeah.
00:35:31
Speaker
Yo, I'm on 2025. It says, wow. Where do I watch this? That's like today today that's like this year, right? Yeah. I'm going to have to pirate that. There's no way it's. Oh, go yeah and the cast is all there.
00:35:43
Speaker
Yo, is a kid in there? Who plays the kid in this movie? Hold on. Where's Peter? Let me see fucking Peter in here. Where the fuck is this kid?
00:35:57
Speaker
Maybe they didn't want to credit him. Maybe his parents wouldn't let him have credit. Yeah, because he really just gets... Yeah. Yeah. All right. We'll skip over that. Okay, so we then we have Slobodan Bestick.
00:36:10
Speaker
Bestitch. ah He plays Marco, who is... This guy was like low-key apiece. He was jacked. He was fucking jacked big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ah So he looks like he beats women. like but he But I wouldn't fuck him. The way he fucks me, he'd be fucking the shit out of me.
00:36:27
Speaker
Oh, yeah. You're toast. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, ruined.
00:36:32
Speaker
Stretched. That's it, dude. Bloody. Next we got...
00:36:42
Speaker
ah Next we got Katarina Zutich who plays i believe it's Layla right? Yeah was she like she was the slutty one? She was like the slut who had a drug problem and fucks animals.
00:36:55
Speaker
Yeah she could get it. Yeah. how give yeah You know? it led and And don't take that, you know, normally we joke about fucking animals, right? You know what? This is comeed this is animal is not okay. No, this is a this review is a culmination of everything we've joked about in the past, but now we're being serious.
00:37:14
Speaker
Right. Right. But now it's not okay. But it's still not okay. It's it's really not okay now. No, we should say like like fucking kids, fucking animals. Nothing that happens in this movie is okay at all. Murder, rape, drugs.
00:37:26
Speaker
Not good. It's not good. Don't do it. Right? Yeah. Viagra, the devil. Don't take it. Bro, that wasn't even Viagra. don't know what that man was on. That was zero games and fucking concoctions. Um, we have, I mean, we' got cut what about to say, but we have Andela Nanadovich who plays Heka.
00:37:45
Speaker
And if we're, hold on, say it. Let's just say we're going to cut it right now. Five. Let's count for five. Five, four, three, two, one.
00:37:58
Speaker
Uh, we should, the rest of these people, I don't like give a fuck about, but this one guy that has a picture, I believe he does have one gay moment in the movie. Gay meaning like he's gay. Yeah, we have... Really?
00:38:10
Speaker
Nanad Harkovich, who is an officer. I believe this is the police. Yeah, because they're like working with... They're like, Layla calls them cops at one point.
00:38:22
Speaker
Yeah. This guy is fucking go go good go go good gay. And that's fine. You can be gay. It's no problem. Our best friend Jake is gay.
00:38:33
Speaker
No, it's not okay. not okay to accuse your friends of being gay or aren't gay. It's also not... Being gay is okay, but not if you're raping a guy who's unconscious. Yeah, rape is not okay, straight or gay.
00:38:45
Speaker
Right. We should warn you one more time, 40 minutes in, that ah this is a severe, severe trigger warning for anyone who's even relatively triggered. You don't want to listen to this episode, nor what we're going to say. if people trigger If you get triggered by someone not liking the same color as you, turn away.
00:39:04
Speaker
like If you got triggered by anything we've ever said at any podcast in our history, you shouldn't listen to this episode. Even if you know us in our personal life and you know that you've been offended by something we say, don't. I'll be honest. I prefer people my personal life don't listen to this.
00:39:17
Speaker
Just be better that way. Oh, you're covering what? Like I told my dad going into this, right? I straight up warned him. I was like, yo. I'm watching this movie. I'm reviewing it for the podcast. It's really insane.
00:39:30
Speaker
Right. It's it's it's insane. So if you hear crazy noises coming from my bedroom, I'm not watching. Yeah. Well, I didn't tell him to not to do that. But there's some scene if he walked. Oh, my God.
00:39:44
Speaker
Like, I'm happy that no one's walking in. Right. Like, how do you how do you explain this? How do you get to the register at Bulma? It's going to buy two copies of this to that guy.
00:39:56
Speaker
Yeah. Two of these. So when I first owned this, I bought it at FYE. All right. Found in FYE. So that was FYE. Yeah. But that's so you know what? That kind of makes me feel a little better because, you know, if you can buy it in FYE, it's legal, you know?
00:40:13
Speaker
I like you taking shots at Bull Moose like that. I'm not. I'm just saying. They're reputable. No, they are. I know. But also, if you couldn't buy it anywhere, that's like also a little bit of form of censorship, right?
00:40:25
Speaker
Kind of. And that's kind of what the whole movie is about. Anti-censorship. Bitch. So we always do scene by scenes on this podcast for movies that we physically own or are not a movie theater because because it's wild that the first five episodes, we were just, i or seven-ish, we were writing, i was writing scene by scenes in the movie theater while watching the movie.
00:40:50
Speaker
Yeah, i don't know how I don't know how you did that because I did it for Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice? I went to the movie twice. Yeah, because you were like, you're like, yo, I don't know, like, if I'm gonna be able to make it. So can you do the scene by scene?
00:41:04
Speaker
I did it. That was insane. And I did it old school because I don't want to be on my phone because I was sitting in the middle because i was with other people and paper pen and paper in the dark. Nah, like I've bad handwriting already.
00:41:15
Speaker
But So we're going to scene by scene. You're going to hear everything. At least this draft is going to hear everything. I don't know how it's going to go in the edit. I think we just straight up do it. But this is just just this is a straight up strap in, strap on type situation.
00:41:29
Speaker
Like you're not ready. If you know nothing about this movie, you're not ready. Yeah. Maybe watch a YouTube video. um All right. So a Serbian film.
Film Opening & Character Insights
00:41:40
Speaker
Film opens in front of a bar-ish thing called Filth. Yeah. And we see a dude sucking tit. He pushed her against the wall.
00:41:51
Speaker
he's Sucking her fucking tits. ah This is Milos, obviously, and he starts fucking her. He just rail on her. I wrote, um I wrote starts fucking her. And then I was waiting to write something else. And then I wrote still fucking her because a lot. I mean, it's fucking her for, I mean, you can definitely beat it to it if you want, if you were into that kind of thing.
00:42:10
Speaker
But you don't like you said earlier, this guy is kind of fucking disgusting. Yeah. I mean, like you don't see penis go in vagina, which is kind of weird for a movie like this. You think you would. You see everything else.
00:42:22
Speaker
You'd see hella rod. Yeah. um And it turns out that what you're this fuckfest that you're watching is actually a ah movie. It's Milos' VHS of his porn. And I believe I wrote it down.
00:42:37
Speaker
ah It was called Milos the Filthy Stud. Hell yeah, brother. That's a porn name if I've ever heard one. But the problem is his son is watching it And the way they frame it is they just, you see a little boy watching this porn. You go, why is this little boy watching this porn?
00:42:57
Speaker
And then you realize, and then Milos and his fucking hot wife comes out. And you're like, oh, that's his fucking kid? Hey, yo, don't you think you should be hiding these a little better? Having the fucking safe with your gun?
00:43:12
Speaker
but then he But then again, he has them in the living room. He has them in the bedroom later on. Like, dude loves watching himself bang. I mean, he, but he made all his money off this shit. This is like his career. This is his life savings.
00:43:23
Speaker
So, uh... The son's name is Peter. And ah I don't think we had Peter like that on an episode. i think we just started saying that. Peter? Yeah. um He asked mom, Maria, what Milos was doing on the TV. And she's like, oh, it's like cartoon for grownups.
00:43:42
Speaker
That's one way putting it. So she takes him into the kitchen and Milos keeps watching. He's like, fucking yeah. Look at me, yo. Look at me. um Next scene is Maria asking Milos for Peter's singing lesson money.
00:43:58
Speaker
And she takes Peter to go get some um lessons on singing. Our next scene is Milos who meets up with Layla, who was in the porn biz or maybe still is like hanging around the porn biz.
00:44:13
Speaker
She's got to be, right? Yeah. Also, we should say, i mean, I'm not going to say it every time, but basically every scene with Milos, he's grabbing a Jack Daniels. Yeah, this man loves his Jack. He drinks.
00:44:25
Speaker
I mean, he has to, right? Yeah, I mean, ah he gives my Coca-Cola addiction a run for its money. Are you on the Coke now? Coca-Cola.
00:44:36
Speaker
Coca-Cola. Oh, at work. Specifically McDonald's Coca-Cola. Oh, okay. That's that's better. Yeah. i i Why? Are you Pepsi? I thought you've known this. if I just forgot.
00:44:48
Speaker
I go back and – when I say Coke, I mean like general Coke. If a restaurant has Pepsi, I'm not going to fight it. Bro, you know, at Buffalo Wild Wings in high school, all I got, I got Pepsi at Buffalo Wild Wings every day.
00:45:00
Speaker
No, I know, but I've been living my entire life thinking like you and me, we're the Pepsi guys. I would say I'm a Pepsi supremacist. Yeah. But, but all time soda is McDonald's Coke for me.
00:45:13
Speaker
Well, I think that's obvious. Like I'm not even talking about like, yeah, yeah not to get political, but that Trump. every Yeah. Get it. Trump. Yeah. Yeah. I said that on purpose. ah Yeah.
00:45:24
Speaker
Um, So he meets up with Layla and she wants to know how Peter and Maria are doing. Uh, you, the listener, we already know this because Gerald sees movie three times and I've seen it now twice.
00:45:39
Speaker
Uh, we find out a corrected Milos to miles. Uh, we find out that Milos is a retired porn star. And, um, Layla says he was more than a porn star. He was an artist.
00:45:50
Speaker
Uh, what you do art. Cause, uh, what he did, maybe what they're doing. Um, So she pitches this job that these people in Serbia are doing, and she calls it artistic porn ah that they're going want to sell internationally.
00:46:06
Speaker
And she ah brings a little stuff there for Peter as a gift. um And she says the gig, you'll make enough money to set up here for the rest of his life. As we read in the little description of the film before.
00:46:21
Speaker
Now I have, this is going to fucking wild. All right. Before anybody hears what happens in this movie, right? Yeah. How, what's the number that's got to be on that paper?
00:46:34
Speaker
Okay. Can we go a little further before I answer that question in the scene by scene? Then we'll ask the question. Sure. like Like five more minutes and then we'll talk about it. All right. ah That's a wild question. I i knew it was coming too. Yeah. ah This guy walks up. We don't know who he is in the moment, but we find out this is Marco, who is Milos's brother.
00:46:57
Speaker
um And he walks up and says hello to Layla by grabbing her tits and says she's well preserved and says, ah which plastic surgeon do have to thank? But she's all natty. ah when he At first, I was like, how the fuck does she know this guy? Like, you find out like at the end, but yeah. um She goes like fake kiss him, but bites his lip and like hard aggressively.
00:47:24
Speaker
um Not the only thing that gets bit. Oh, and then she ah she leaves because she's kind of disgusted by Marco in general. And Marco tells Milo that Layla can handle the best dick ever, but has a drug problem.
00:47:38
Speaker
She kind of looks very druggie. I would agree with that. Looks like she's wearing a wig, I'll be honest with you. Probably was. She had like that emo hair going. and didn't like it. don't like that. We cut to Peter getting tucked in.
00:47:53
Speaker
And yes, this shit was hilarious. He's getting tucked somewhere eventually. i mean Yeah, he's getting tucked in. And this was fucking hilarious. me At least the caption said this. He asked Maria why Milos was beating women.
00:48:07
Speaker
Yeah. Like, fucking beating women. And he says here, they did not need to put this in the mood, but they're just so fucking depraved, these people, that they added this in. He tells ah Maria that he felt a wheel spinning.
00:48:20
Speaker
That's like, i I was getting a little child boner. Right. Which is not okay. And why putting this fucking movie for? It probably happens though, right? In real life. I can remember when i the first time I got a boner. Not the first time, but like the first couple times. can remember that.
00:48:36
Speaker
Yeah, but you didn't go to your parents, did you? No. I just started to I just confused with Morning Wood. Yeah. I just started to pee all the time. That's what I thought too. I was like, damn, I got to pee.
00:48:49
Speaker
And then fucking splooge comes out. You go, whoa. Well, not until I fucking give it two pumps on my first try. Exactly. ah We Milos get in bed with Maria and he just puts on more of his porn, as you said.
00:49:05
Speaker
ah Maria is curious about this job. and ah But Milos is kind of suspect because he's been out of the porn game for so long. um And Maria asked me if he misses porn, and he doesn't really know yet.
00:49:17
Speaker
But he does miss making so much money so they could escape because I guess, you know, it probably wasn't a nice place to live in in 2010. Probably isn't a nice live in right now.
00:49:28
Speaker
Right. Hence why... I'm not saying it be offensive. I'm just saying... i mean, they're right next to Ukraine, you said? Yeah. Yeah, it's probably not good. Yeah, it's probably not great spot right now.
00:49:38
Speaker
um So they're watching Milos just fucking give it to this poor lady. And... I mean, she signed up for it, but poor lady. And Maria asked why Milos doesn't treat her like actresses.
00:49:52
Speaker
Why don't you fuck me like you fucked them? Yeah, and Milos is like, why fuck them? But I love you. And she's like, that means you don't want to fuck me? And then immediate, like, a switch is just turned on.
00:50:03
Speaker
Turns into, like, a fucking animal. ah She fucking slaps him in the face and then licks his nose. And he proceeds to rip her clothes off and he flips her over just fucking going to work.
00:50:15
Speaker
And like it's literally rip. It's aggressive. Yeah. Now, OK, here's another question. Yeah. Have you ever gotten pegged? No, no.
00:50:27
Speaker
Like on a ratio of like having sex to just fucking like what what have you done more of? I've never just casually fucked somebody. It never happened. Like just straight up like some demon shit like this.
00:50:44
Speaker
No, I mean, I've no, I can't ever just like gave it to her. know I've been like, I've been proud. I mean I've been proud of myself. Yeah. Like, yeah, I gave it to her. You know what I mean? Like I've told myself that, but, but I don't know. Like, as they call it, lovemaking.
00:51:00
Speaker
It would be lovemaking. It would not be like, Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:07
Speaker
Porn makes it so much better. It does. Also, if you're a dude you're going to fuck in the shower, you need a bitch that's taller than you. 100%. You can't do same size. You can't do smaller. always do i always At one point, I was doing smaller. That's not great.
00:51:20
Speaker
yeah Especially since I'm small, if you know what I'm saying. like I don't have much room to like get up in there. yeah Just don't sack me. ah But I think I've only like seriously put my all in it like once to where I was like...
00:51:35
Speaker
Couldn't barely walk the next day I'm always gassed. I'm fat. But yeah like the next day where i was like my hips were like in pain, hard to walk... I've never done that. No?
00:51:46
Speaker
I've never been in pain the next day, no. Wow. I've been out of breath, for sure. But never like, I'm not... Yeah, to where you're like, wow, I just did a like a full-on like low ah upper body like workout type shit.
00:52:00
Speaker
I mean, I'll say i This girl and I went at it three times in a night. That's insane. And the third time, my dick was still like ready. Like it was, I was fucking giving it. to Yeah.
00:52:18
Speaker
Yo, Nick, don't fucking leave this in, bro. I was fucking giving it to her. Yeah. And she was like, got tap out. Wow, that's rare. i had like i The third tried to just fucking beat that third cum out of me. You know after you've fucking cum several times in a day, it's harder and harder to get that cum out of your balls because there's nothing left.
00:52:38
Speaker
Yeah, you're shooting dries. Yeah, and I was like – Damn, but either way. had to whack that shit in a sock or what? she had to I don't even fucking remember.
00:52:49
Speaker
That was like five years ago. I couldn't do that today. No. Three times? I can't even. Let's just go again. That's insane, bro. Yeah. yeah That was like right before. the I did that, and then the pandemic happened.
00:53:04
Speaker
I'm like one and done for like a day. Like give me a full 24, you know? I don't know. Yeah. But if I take blue chew, not a sponsor should be, then I'm sponsored this episode.
00:53:18
Speaker
And sponsoring this. Yeah. No, no. Uh, but anyways, so meal is just fucking giving it to Maria. Then he flips her over and keeps fucking her some more because there's nothing else going on.
00:53:30
Speaker
Uh, The next scene, Milos gets call from Vukmir, and he calls Milos the Balkan fuck god. Yeah. Which is pretty good. That's a name.
00:53:41
Speaker
And he tells him Akara's going to pick him up and you get in. That's the thing about this movie, though. like They're kind of like clever with like their wording or like what they're talking about, and they shoot to something that's kind of like adjacent like The movie is shot really well.
00:53:56
Speaker
Yeah, it is. You're 100% right. This movie's cinematography is great. like this This shit has a budget. you know that and someone This movie got pitched to somebody, ah the equivalent of a Serbian Harvey Weinstein, and they were like, I'll put money in this.
00:54:14
Speaker
Uh, so the next scene, the car drops off Milos and, uh, Vukmir is waiting outside for him. Uh, they go to, uh, do a handshake and then proceed to hold the handshake for way too long. And I'm pretty sure Vukmir here was like, yeah, your hand is a direct line. Your cock. Yeah.
00:54:30
Speaker
And something like that. know about you, but I, I hate when I have to shake someone's hand. I don't mind shaking hands. I just don't like the Limp Bizkit fucking, like they give you the dead fish or whatever they call it. Like like like just all fingers. Like going to shake my hand, shake my hand. Don't dat me up, you know? Yeah, I don't like that shit.
00:54:47
Speaker
ah Vukmir calls Milos an artist of fucking. Yeah. We cut, and they're inside. There's kind of like a boardroom, and Layla's there.
00:55:00
Speaker
Vukmir says most porns are made to those who can't fuck and get one off, which is kind of true. That's sad. It makes me feel bad about myself. yeah yeah me too and he says there's no art in it uh but the way milo's fucked uh it's art you know the way he does it i kind of relate to that a little bit like you know like there's a dude on porn hub that fucks and i'm like i like the way you you do that i like that yeah and sometimes like you do it right sometimes you can get like good lighting
00:55:31
Speaker
And like, like someone like put in production value and then it's just like, but most of the time it's not like they're fucking like, that's kind of like the make it love type ones. But you're like, damn, I'm kind of, it's kind of nice just to look at, you know?
00:55:47
Speaker
You're telling me you you're you're sitting there cocking your hand. like, the production value is amazing. Sometimes, bro. there I remember. Just soft, look at the production value. Yeah, bro. I'm going to dox a porn star, right? But I was like, was straight out watching a Natasha Nice video. All right, bro.
00:56:06
Speaker
And I'm like, damn, the lighting in this shit's like a soap opera. And like the close-ups, like how crystal clear that shit was. and like he was giving it her, but like they were like connecting in their eyes. Like it was... The acting chops are crazy. Bro, like sign these people to WWE. wwe Like...
00:56:29
Speaker
A cock on a pole match. ah
00:56:35
Speaker
So as they're talking, and we see Layla start fucking rubbing up on fucking Milos' cock. And he's like, nah, get your fucking hand away from here. And Milos asks Vukmir to ah see some of Vukmir's work. He's like, bro, I'm doing real life shit over here.
00:56:47
Speaker
So he doesn't answer the question, but he doesn't also, doesn't show him the tape. um And he's like, it's a serious script. And the production company. So here's the pitch, ladies and gentlemen. You tell lots of you to do and what that number is, like Jero was saying before.
00:57:01
Speaker
The production company knows what's going on, but you don't. You just show up and fuck. But as he says, until your cock is raw. Yeah. You just fuck whatever's in front of you.
00:57:14
Speaker
Yeah. But you don't know what you're going to fuck, who you're going to fuck, and when you're going fuck them, and how hard you're going to fuck them. It might not even be a human. That number will set you up for the rest of your life.
00:57:25
Speaker
So you were asking me the what that dollar amount has to be? Yeah. Like knowing what he does in the rest of the movie. What's that number got to be, dog?
00:57:38
Speaker
And you can't pussy out and say, oh there's no number big enough. Because that's definitely not true. yeah no Wait, are you so waits are we saying then we can bleep this, but like...
00:57:53
Speaker
But you're we're talking about money that has to last me the rest of my life, right? And I'm not a retired porn star and only have a few years left. I'm only 27 right now. Yeah. So the number has to be more anyways.
00:58:06
Speaker
Sure. I mean, to you're saying to do what he did. Yeah. To the T, but it's consensual because, like, you know, he loses, you know, we won't get into it.
00:58:18
Speaker
But, bro, the end part's not consensual. No, that's what I'm saying. like Because what he ends up doing is not consensual. Right. the The extreme shit, right?
00:58:29
Speaker
I'll be honest with you, bro. The first number that came my head is a Billy. A Billy? A Billy. Yeah. yeah I was like... Because you've got to be protected by law, right? like Yeah. You can't be thrown to jail or anything like that. It turns out the law is a part of this.
00:58:47
Speaker
Yeah, they're above everything. Still. Still.
00:58:52
Speaker
i don't know, bro. the The end part that's like really the most concerning part.
00:59:01
Speaker
Yeah. It's still.
00:59:05
Speaker
I'm probably. Yeah, i'm probably going like. I probably go 1.5. 1.5 Yeah. one point five billion yeah Yeah. If there's a little boy, I'm going like $6 billion.
00:59:16
Speaker
Yeah. yeah A little is crazy. But who has like Epstein? We told you we were doing the Epstein files for the one year. And we're here. Here we are.
00:59:27
Speaker
Yeah. But yeah, that's... Anyways, so you, the listener at home, if you haven't seen this movie, put a number in your head right now, and then... And don't... At the end, you can revise it.
00:59:38
Speaker
And don't come at us being like, ew, they said they would do that, or whatever. Like, this is all hypothetical, people. Right. So...
00:59:50
Speaker
Have your number locked in? Okay, here we go. If it's under a billion, you should probably stay at least two states away from me. See, that's leading the witness, so They don't going to happen. Yeah.
01:00:02
Speaker
If you know what's going to happen, then obviously your number is your number. You're like, yeah, i'll get I'll like a million. Be like, yeah, don't don't come around me or my family ever again. So this lady walks in who is like referred to as a doctor, but she's kind of like an assistant.
01:00:16
Speaker
And she hands a contract. She's kind of a piece, too. Yeah, i don't know what her name was, but she was a piece. You get the honorary button. my God.
01:00:26
Speaker
Also, it wouldn't be a one year without saying, fuck you, Mark. So fuck you, little bitch. shout out Mark and fuck you. Yeah. Shout out the fans. We love you. We do. ah
01:00:38
Speaker
And literally, they give Milos the... contract and uh vukmir is like you don't even need to read it bro just sign it look at how many zeros in the fucking payment amount just sign that shit uh but milos is concerned he doesn't what's going happen uh and vukmir is like well if you knew then it wouldn't be as good uh and we cut to milos arriving home and we see maria uh singing to peter r And the next scene is Maria and Milos laying in bed. And Maria is concerned that Vuk is an arms dealer because where did this guy come from?
01:01:12
Speaker
Kind of like Jeffrey Epstein. Where did come from? ah Maria asks how much money ah contract's worth, but Milos doesn't want to tell her. And then they do this a couple times movie. The cock squeeze to like gain leverage over somebody.
01:01:26
Speaker
Yeah, it's very... Fuck me, I'm going to fucking grab your cock. It's very... Because it's both ways. You know they go for the ball bag too. That's where hurts. This movie is very misogynistic and very... What's the opposite of that?
01:01:40
Speaker
When you hate men. Maybe just general sexism? Yeah. Because don't know the opposite is. Yeah, all sexism. No one's... It's not like they're just favoriting women. like They go for the men too.
01:01:52
Speaker
Yeah, men, women, boys. Basically it's saying like all men want is like sex. You just give them give a little and...
01:02:03
Speaker
So ah she squeezes his fucking cock and he whispers a number to her. And ah I don't know. We never find out. We don't know what the number is We don't know if it was worth it or not. Obviously, it wasn't.
01:02:14
Speaker
Definitely not. But ah she's like, you better have accepted that. So we cut to Mueller signed the contract with Vukmir. um And Vukmir asked him, he's like, is it true? It's like legend that like he can get his dick up without like looking or touching anything.
01:02:29
Speaker
as That's insane. He was like he was like like ah like a rooster at dawn. Get it? A rooster's a cock. Right. Yeah. um This part, bro, I thought, all right, I'm going pitch this to you and you tell me if um if I read into this too far, right?
01:02:46
Speaker
Okay. So the last scene, he's like, can you get your dick up with no, like essentially with no stimulation? Yeah. Like you're just islands closed. You're just sitting there. The next scene is Milos and it goes back and forth between him on a jog and him doing yoga.
01:03:03
Speaker
Right? So he starts jogging. Then he walks into this room, like the cameras like this and he enters from the left and he you see his fucking pace. That was real peace for sure. For sure, dude. For sure. And then.
01:03:15
Speaker
and then When it cuts between the jog and the yoga session, the camera is just like at the floor and then it just tilts up until like you see him in the mirror.
01:03:26
Speaker
Bro, the camera was cock POV. He was getting his cock up. yeah Oh, that's how I took that scene. Because each time it cuts back from the jog, you're going up higher. And then you go up higher, and then eventually you're spinning out of tension, looking at Milos' face in the reflection. It's the tip of his dick. It's got to be right, because if it was his face, he would have seen more of himself in the mirror. But when it comes up, it's just like from his neck up.
01:03:54
Speaker
Yeah, but you start looking at the floor like a soft dick. They just don't show you the sack, because not everyone has a big sack like me. Bro, now that you just mentioned that, one... That's got to be what it is. That's filmmaking right there. It's got be Kane, right? And two, that just makes me, like, say harder for the murder.
01:04:12
Speaker
and This movie's good, guys.
01:04:17
Speaker
All right. The next scene, i specifically remember watching this scene with you. This is, like, my only memory of watching this movie with you was this one scene because you were like, oh, Marco wants to fuck this lady. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:30
Speaker
Maria's talking to Marco, who again is Milos' brother, and he's asking how long it would take to con to translate a Russian contract. Hello. Which I didn't put that together watching just now, but like this is a contract to be part of the thing. Because as you find out at the end, yes.
01:04:48
Speaker
Yeah. Bro sold out. And he's staring at her ass hard, but I don't blame him because she got going on. Yeah, bro. I don't know. but Where'd they find this bitch? Bro, that fucking dress she's wearing where like barely covers her ass is like, I get it.
01:05:02
Speaker
It's like straight from like the fifty s like. housewife type beat but like it's yeah up there so she's like she's chewing on an apple and she asked if he fucking wants it and he's like yeah and then she hands him an apple he's like no don't want that he's like he's like you just said you wanted it and he's like no um marco says he misses a female companionship and says uh
01:05:31
Speaker
Oh, Maria says he can arrest a female because I guess Mark was a cop. um but he But Mark was like, it's not the same as what you and Milos have. It's so funny to see what it translates Milos to when I type it.
01:05:44
Speaker
This one is Mills. There was Miles. There was Mark. and Mark. Fuck you, Mark. Yeah, fuck you, Mark, little bitch. ah Little Greek fuck. Yeah. Then, this is wild Marco excuses himself to go to the bathroom and then there's a bro. Jerk it in the sink. he But he looks.
01:06:01
Speaker
He looks at the toilet, he looks at the shower, but then he decides on the sink. Because the dude's big. He's fucking Bill Differin. a big kid. well if you ever can you If you ever come into my house and jerk off in my sink.
01:06:16
Speaker
I don't know, man. It might be over. We're done, dude. Like, it's funny, but like, I don't know. Wild was like, it was, cut the camera was cut in between Milos, because Milos, during this conversation, Milos is on his jog.
01:06:29
Speaker
is He's getting ready. He's getting in shape to fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck. yeah sorry yeah far And it's like cutting between his face and Marco's face. And Marco's like showing his fucking vinegar stroke face. He's like, yeah. And Emilio's just jogging.
01:06:47
Speaker
That's the thing in this movie. Everybody's fucking like insane, like sex face. That's just, it's I think if that's part of the point. I've never first made that face of my life.
01:07:00
Speaker
I don't think that's another thing too, though. I think when you're fucking, you don't know you what kind of faces you're making. You think? Yeah, you're probably right. I don't know. Um, We cut to Milos who arrives ah at the, ah like, headquarters
Controversial Actions & Plot Development
01:07:14
Speaker
of this place. i Like, Vukmir's, like, building.
01:07:17
Speaker
Sorry. You think he cleaned up? Or you think he just left it in the sink? were you but First of all, the level of disrespect to come in somebody's sink and then to not clean it up is crazy. Like, if you came my sink and cleaned it up, I was like, all right, bro, it's fine. But you came my sink and then left and went in there and just come the sink...
01:07:40
Speaker
That's crazy. I mean, either way, you should be coming at someone else's sink. Yeah, but I would say it's better to clean it up. Sure, because but because like when it dries, I mean, you could pass it off. That's like soap buildup? Nah, dude. All you're underestimating is the smell.
01:08:01
Speaker
Yeah. The smell would give that away. Even dried up cum has a smell. It does. Like maybe you'd have to like spray a little toothpaste on there and be like, oh, it's it's more work. You might as well just fucking clean it up.
01:08:13
Speaker
Just come in the toilet. Fucking come on your own face. Do something. I'm going to soda can like I did. Like Jesus. We believe all that. I'll be on Patreon. All right. So come it's on way and he comes in her sink and we don't really know if not her like her metaphorical sink, like her actual bathroom sink.
01:08:31
Speaker
Yeah. We're not talking about no weird things, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Not her fucking cum drain. Yeah. it's Not her fucking snatch hole. But anyways,
01:08:43
Speaker
So Milos meets up and he walks by this bald guy who only shows up. This is the one criticism I have of this movie. He shows up at the beginning and then at the end and that's it. Yeah. He's not relevant.
01:08:54
Speaker
I don't like that. ah But he has two security guards that make some weird eye contact. He makes up with Vukmir and asks when they start. um And Vukmir's like in three days. um And he's not comfortable with not knowing when or what's going on. So Vukmir's like, yo, just relax, son.
01:09:10
Speaker
We cut to Milos with his son. They're just sitting outside looking at the trees or something. And Peter, he wants to know how to make his own wheels turn. And Milo's just like, bro, do this shit by yourself, cuz. Like, don't, why you bring that to me right now? you will No, not yet, though. He's like smiling and telling them. Yeah, and he's like, he's like but daddy, I want to know.
01:09:32
Speaker
And he's like, alright, if I had to fucking tell you, he's like, just try to follow the wheels with your hand. And you literally see this fucking kid start taking his hand down his pants. He's like yo, cuz, relax. I'm right here.
01:09:43
Speaker
Yeah, he's like, yo, save that for the nighttime. You're gonna fucking jerk off front of dad? Jerk off in public? No, he's in a public... Yeah, but he's in front of dad, too. Oh, I thought they're in a park? I thought they're like in like their backyard something. they're in a public park. Could you see people like walking by riding bikes?
01:09:59
Speaker
Oh, I didn't know that. He's fucked. All right. Um...
01:10:06
Speaker
We cut to Milos getting picked up, and the driver hands him an earpiece, and it gets dropped off in front him. It's not an earpiece, dog. This looked like they took one of your AirPods and just chopped it off and just handed it to him.
01:10:18
Speaker
I'll be honest. It looked like if you took a fucking Tootsie Roll wrapper and just went like with your hand. Yeah. That's what it looked like. like But I called it an earpiece. yeah I mean, it is, but Bluetooth earbuds didn't exist back then, right? 2010? 2010?
01:10:30
Speaker
twenty ten I mean, I feel like in 2010, they had those drawings that were like this. Oh, the huge ones. Over your ear. think they had one of those. Uh-huh. He gives them an earpiece, and he gets dropped off in front of a fucking orphanage.
01:10:44
Speaker
Yeah, abandoned orphanage. And he's told to relax and walk through the door. Uh-huh. So he walks through the door. ah this is going be a little confusing, but I'll try my best to explain it properly.
01:10:57
Speaker
There's a lady in a pink dress, and she's like standing outside one of the hallways, and you're like, it's going to be like a teacher, ah fucking, I'm fucking the teacher situation. Right. This could be crazy because we have to explain the plot of porn.
01:11:09
Speaker
Yeah. It's like, well, this what this is what Milo's just thinking. Like, oh, she's like one of these. Because even his face is like, it's like, huh, like, all right, I'm fucking a teacher. I'm using my sleeve. um And she draws him over to where they walk up to the staircase. And there's this little girl, Heka, who looks real sad.
01:11:27
Speaker
ah And ah at first, he's like, are you going to fuck this girl? And then her mom shows up and drags her out. We don't know what they're saying.
01:11:38
Speaker
Yeah, but ah she's very upset with her and drags her out of the school. And then for a very brief second, we cut to Milos arriving home telling Maria what happened that day. But then we're right back in the same building.
01:11:51
Speaker
but She was like, oh, how'd it go? It went fine. Yeah. ah
01:12:00
Speaker
The mother is back from the day before, and she's being separated from her daughter. or She's being told she can't watch over her kid anymore. Looks like CPS was after her.
01:12:11
Speaker
Yeah, basically.
01:12:14
Speaker
Um, so the lady in the pink dress like walks this little girl into a room and then comes back out and guides Milos into a dark room with two screens.
01:12:25
Speaker
um Two screens, one guy, two screens, one guy, the opposite. ah She kisses him a little bit, then fucking grabs his piece. Uh, and she goes down and start blowing them.
01:12:37
Speaker
But the TV monitors show hecka. She's like fucking putting lipstick on and eating an ice cream pop. Like 12. First of all. Yeah. Right. This is not okay. No.
01:12:48
Speaker
Uh, so he's getting blown while watching video of this little girl sucking a popsicle stick. Yes. But this at this point, he's like closing his eyes and he can just like focus on it getting sucked off.
01:13:03
Speaker
And then he gets into it. He like grabs her head. He's like, yeah. Yeah. And I believe this ends with him fucking coming in her mouth. I think that's how it finishes. Yeah. How he finishes. Yeah.
01:13:15
Speaker
We cut to Maria and Peter in the car. And Milos calls and asks where they're at. And they're going to this costume party. Milos says he's going to bed because he's tired.
01:13:25
Speaker
So they hang up. But he he calls Marco and asks Marco to do background check on this guy Vukmir and his whole crew. um This is fucking wild. So Luke is on the phone with Mark. ah What the fuck?
01:13:38
Speaker
I wrote the wrong name. Marco's on the phone with Milos. Oh, yeah. this um that The camera zooms out. And Marco is sitting there getting blown by some lady.
01:13:49
Speaker
And he's watching video footage from Peter's birthday. Like, Home video. He's getting off to home videos of his family.
01:14:00
Speaker
That he's filming. He's the cameraman. and Yeah. And he does like a little POV, like selfie vision. And then every time Maria laughs or does something, he like zooms in on her.
01:14:12
Speaker
Uh, and then it cuts cause you know, it didn't take up all the space in the VHS. Whatever's left is some random porn that Milosh did. Yeah. Now he's watching his brother's porn tapes. Yeah. And he's asking, he asked this fucking lady how, uh, like how he does it and has such a fucking rock hard dick. Cause at one point she's like, bro, you're soft.
01:14:32
Speaker
Yeah. Like you get top and maybe cause you're watching family videos. Yeah. ah And he don't know. And he's like, he basically like he says the words police stick. because My brother got a fucking police stick on. Yeah, he does.
01:14:47
Speaker
Fuck. Wow. ah We cut to Milos asking Lalo what they're filming. um but she don't know. And for some reason in passing a conversation, she fucks animals for sport.
01:15:00
Speaker
I don't know why she does this and why they even mention it. Well, yeah, she's wild. She mentioned something about like sucking a donkey's dick in Milo. She's like, well, I don't want to do that. And she's like, like essentially like don't knock it till you try it.
01:15:14
Speaker
Fucking gross. We do not support that here on this podcast. Definitely not. I can't say I support that. Mueller says he misses a certainty.
01:15:26
Speaker
ah And Layla's like, do you missed this and spreads her fucking legs out. And he doesn't like answer right away. And she's like, you've lost your focus. um Next scene, he's fallen asleep on the couch. Layla's gone. And Maria arrives home with Peter.
01:15:40
Speaker
who has a ah long hot dog shaped balloon. It's just a balloon. Yep. And he starts bopping Milic on the head. And then there's like some flashes.
01:15:52
Speaker
You see a vagina for a second. And then ah he's getting transported somewhere blindfolded. ah They unveil him in this room. It's a dark room with a checkerboard floor.
01:16:04
Speaker
And there's a cop. He's just beating the shit hooker. I thought it was his wife. think it's the cop's wife? Yeah. I just called her a hooker. It might have been.
01:16:16
Speaker
it could be whoever you want to be. He's beating the shit out lady. Yeah. But she also started walking over and started sucking this guy's dick. So like she's probably a hooker. That's why. But yeah, because kind because I put sucking cock after domestic abuse is crazy.
01:16:35
Speaker
What the fuck? You're right. I mean, that's crazy. that That's a crazy one-liner right there. ah But also, like, if you have it was his wife, can you imagine? He's like, hey, hon, I'm doing this point where beat women. you want to be the woman that gets beat?
01:16:50
Speaker
Well, yeah, I guess. That's a crazy pitch to your wife? Yeah. That's a crazy pitch.
01:16:57
Speaker
He's great, apparently. So she starts sucking him off. Um, and, uh, he notices, I don't know. all right, this is my question. Okay. This scene I think is real, but I think at some points it's not real. He's getting sucked off. And then suddenly Heka shows up, sit in a chair and she's watching. Do you think that he was already getting drugged and she showed up in his brain or she was actually there? I think she was actually there.
01:17:24
Speaker
I think this part she was actually, but sometimes i don't know if she's actually there or not. Yeah. Um, and she's like, cause this is the one that really turns him off where he's like, I can't be doing this shit.
01:17:35
Speaker
So I think she's really there. And, uh, he's not okay with it. As you shouldn't be. Suddenly he gets, uh, gets taken from behind. He gets put in a chokehold. Uh, and you see the, ah hooker fucking start biting on his dick.
01:17:49
Speaker
And wow definitely prosthetic here. Correct. The cop demands they start beating the hooker and Hekka's like, yeah, start beating the hooker. So he gives her a black eye and then she starts jerking him and ah
01:18:08
Speaker
it cuts to Milo's face because he's like, oh, I guess I got to start fucking like coming to this and the cop is like fucking loving it he's like i'm like right next to him he's like yeah like he's fucking cucked big like this movie let's just break down this woman was just getting domestically abused crawls over to milo starts sucking him off he gets into a chokehold starts biting his dick he punches her and then she likes it so then she jerks him off to completion yes and takes a load on her face
01:18:41
Speaker
This is like the tamest thing in this movie.
Personal Impact & Ideologies
01:18:47
Speaker
The sad part is you're right. Yeah. Vukmir walks in and says it was fantastic. ah Miloš punches that cop right in the face and walks out. Vukmir follows him out and Miloš is like, not kidding with kids or beating women.
01:19:00
Speaker
It's not okay. That's valid. And we find out here the girl's name is Haka and her mother liked to fuck barbed wire. So he says that. He does.
01:19:12
Speaker
So Milos is like, you're like a picnic for her. He's like you know, they're all okay with it. They're, you know, they're consenting. It's fine. um Kids can't consent. We cut to Marco, who was giving Miller's background Vukmir, and his name is just Vukmir Vukmir.
01:19:29
Speaker
And he was a children's psychologist. um And then at some point went to go work for government security and then went missing in Japan for a while. And Marco's like, if you made any films, you can't find them.
01:19:43
Speaker
that That should have, like, this whole plot right here should have got me thinking that it was the brother the first time I watched it, because now it's, like, obvious that. The Russian contract thing didn't kick in with me until we just did the scene by scene.
01:19:57
Speaker
Yeah. um
01:20:01
Speaker
So next cut is we're back in that room where Miloš domestically abused woman and ah he's just in there naked um and a cop ah directs him over and ah in a direction holding the same balloon that Peter had ah where this cop is just beating this woman's ass.
01:20:23
Speaker
Um, and then she's just laying there fucking like bloodied and Milo flips her over and immediately she was grabbing for his cock. Uh, and she's like going at it. And then for some reason, Peter shows up with the, with the balloon and Milo wakes up. He was all nightmare.
01:20:39
Speaker
Oh, thank God. My son wasn't there when I was fucking someone. Oh, thank God. Nightmare. Let me get some Jack Daniels. Cause he reached for Jack Daniels immediately. yeah ah Can you blame him? Uh,
01:20:52
Speaker
Miloš goes outside and there's a car waiting for him. But instead of getting in that car, he takes his own car and goes over to tell Vukmir he's done. um But Vukmir's like, can I change your mind? he pours Miloš another drink.
01:21:05
Speaker
And Miloš's like, bro, no kids. And Vukmir's like, man, I'm so sorry. If I knew you going like that, I would have never offered you the position. Like, bro, how do you think he was going to react?
01:21:15
Speaker
I mean, some people are sick, bro. But Vukmir has a fashion name fascination with kids. um And he says there's so many that are discarded by their parents. And he goes on this whole rant.
01:21:26
Speaker
ah And by the end of it, Mielsch is like, yeah, but how does this relate to porn? He's like, you're fucking insane. So basically this guy's like ethos, and I'm not saying I agree with this, but basically what he says here after this, he's like, yo, this is what sells.
01:21:41
Speaker
Victims sell. And who's more of a victim than children? that's what sells this is a very very very flawed way of thinking but this is what he thinks yeah so miller says he's not a victim he's just too retarded and vukmir's like well you're not the only one that's not a victim yo this guy might be like top movie villain of all time this guy is fucked um and uh The next scene makes me very uncomfortable.
01:22:12
Speaker
I would say this scene makes me more uncomfortable than... No, it doesn't. It's like tied. This is rough. This is top three uncomfortable moments. So he puts on this video for Milos. And i don't know why he thought this was going to like sell Milos. I'm like, same.
01:22:29
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Yeah. But essentially... The video turns on. There's a woman on a table by herself. Just a table. even like a bed. table. They look like they're in like a dungeon. Yeah. Where they film Saw.
01:22:41
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Yeah. And she's giving birth. ah You watch her give birth. This man walks in. He's got a tank top and underwear on. That's gloves. glo At least he's got gloves, right? at least Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:54
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Uh, and he helps. All right. So if you're like squeamish, don't just skip 30 seconds. Cause this is not okay at all. And what I'm saying is not okay. This is very bad. Okay. This is not good. We're telling you right now. It's not okay.
01:23:08
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Essentially what goes on here, what you watch, not a lot of it, but you watch enough to be uncomfortable. Is this dude? Fuck a newborn. Like straight up. Like straight up. He's yeah. As soon as it comes out of the mother.
01:23:23
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Yeah, which is really bad, really uncomfortable. I was very uncomfortable watching this. They have an animatronic baby. Yikes. Really? It was just a piece of plastic? I thought it was... Ah, bro, its arm was moving while he was fucking it.
01:23:39
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Um... So, like, radical person... is the weird things you pick up on your third watch of a Serbian film. It really is, dude. So, Miller storms out because, like, absolutely fucking not.
01:23:49
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And, uh... This isn't funny, but it was kind of funny. Vukmir's like, what? Newborn porn. Yeah. It's like, it's a new wave. Shout out, Infinite Annihilator, because they have a song called Soil the Stillborn.
01:24:03
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forgot that song. Yeah, fucking, you know, a newborn. Or stillborn, actually. But at the very end, the last thing they scream is newborn porn. And now Jake references that a lot.
01:24:15
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So if anybody's a freak, it's Jake. That's wild that Jake even knows what that is ease I've showed him several Infinite Annihilator songs and he likes them. Jake's little key of freaking the sheets.
01:24:26
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I like Infinite Annihilator. try so Ladies, hit Jake up. Or don't. um So, Miller starts going home because like, what the fuck was that? ah But his... He starts to look worse and worse, like visibly.
01:24:40
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um And his... Brought you by a pee break with Twix. I don't know you can hear that or not. but I mean, it's loud over here.
01:24:50
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How you girly? Pissing? You got a nice stream on you, girl. It's like fucks fucking animals. What are you talking about? ah I'm just saying she definitely does not have a UTI because it sounds healthy over there.
01:25:05
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That's what's up. So... just twix urinary cracked So his vision starts to blur and his dick gets fucking rock hard and he starts rubbing it. You were rubbing out in the car?
01:25:17
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No. You were driving on the highway, just start fucking rubbing your dick, stay awake? I thought about it, bro. I've been, like, the thought of it, like, really kind of gets me going.
01:25:28
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i've got i've got I've gotten top while driving. Overrated, not great. Really? But let me tell you what fucking rocks. If you're driving home late at night and you're tired, like i used to drive like an hour and a half to work at one point, start fucking stroking it.
01:25:42
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That'll fucking wake you right up. Really? Yeah, just fucking, just start fucking stroking your cock. Something about like going 80 miles an hour, I could crash, but I'm jerking it. Like, just kind of really gets me going, bro. Yeah, well, you know, it's the wrong, you know? You know what mean? Maybe I'm into like some- Something about newborns gets fucking voodoo going, so I don't know. We are not the same.
01:26:01
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no we're not. um he stops at a red light, which corrects you a red lick. i don't know why. And the hot nurse walks up to the window. It's same doctor, I believe, and starts jerking him off.
01:26:14
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um There's a bunch of flashes random fucking images that are low-key disturbing. um And Milos wakes up with a bloody nose. Now, from this part to the end of the movie, you could argue just the way they set it up and the way everything is unveiled of what transpired...
01:26:35
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Five star. You could argue that. You could argue that. I'm not saying what they do in the movie is okay. But I'm saying people love Memento.
01:26:45
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This is very Memento-esque. As a matter of fact, what fucking year did Memento even come out? 99? Serbian film is 2010, so they definitely copied Memento.
01:26:56
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Memento is 99, think. 2000. Fuck. Very good.
01:27:03
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um So, before... low-key a masterpiece, and it... What? Low-key a masterpiece? I'm serious.
01:27:16
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I'm just saying, this is Memento-esque, alright? But before he... Before this fucking... doctor nurse starts jerking him off. They do send the radio that it's May 18th. So he wakes up with a bloody nose. There's blood all over the bed, but it's not his blood. He's fine.
01:27:33
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And the clock radio he has says May 21st. We've been out for three days. Insane. And he can't find Maria or Peter. ah There's, we see him pee blood, which is like brilliant great. intense.
01:27:48
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Yeah. Really made me squirm. He goes outside, there's a car waiting outside for him, but he has the key to that car in his pocket already. He pulls up the same light where the nurse jerked him off. And then we see in a flashback that she got in the car and started driving. She's driving the car and jerking him off. And he's just like fucking sucking her titties.
01:28:09
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She's a G for that. Yeah. ah We cut to, we're out of the flashback and Milos is walking to the porn set with a crowbar. um And he enters his room with bloodstains.
01:28:20
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And we're back in a flashback where ah we see the nurse dragging Milos in and, uh, the fuck is his name vuk mick vuk here vuk mirror vuk mirror says ah they've been drugging the whole time which i was pretty clear by now yeah um and they strapped his this is straight horror right here this is like a horror film 100 yeah at the like most extreme end this is horror yeah uh they strapped his lady to the bed and he's like a fucking dog he just had the dogs loose on this he just starts fucking her
01:28:55
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Like, aggressively. Yeah. And Vukmir's whispering all this shit into his ear that she's like she abandoned her child or something that she's, like, scum to the earth. Yeah. She fucks scum.
01:29:06
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Yeah. And tells her to start punching her, and it, like, gets progressively more aggressive. And, like, you see the bruises form on her. That was cool. Yeah. The effect.
01:29:18
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Yeah. Yeah. Love see a fucking bruising bad woman. No. No. Okay. So the... ah so the Officer hands him a machete and ah we see her get fucking decapitated.
01:29:38
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well he's fucking He decapitates her while he's fucking her. i mean And then he keeps fucking her. He's fucking her headless body. They just pull him away from the headless horseman.
01:29:50
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Yeah. We cut out of the flashback and Milos is vomiting from the memory of it. And he enters the conference room and he pulls out all these tapes and um and a camera.
01:30:01
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We see a lady. I guess this is probably Layla because she's pleasuring herself front donkey. i mean, she's looking at her shit aggressively, aggressively while a real donkey standing there. the next one is just a video of the hooker giving him head from earlier. um many This is kind of funny to me. He just takes the cameras and tapes and leaves, gets in his car, he's like, I'm gonna watch in the woods where nobody's around.
01:30:24
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Like, instead of going to the police? Yeah. You know? So, the next video is rough. He, at some point, they strapped him to that same bed or a different bed, and one of the officers who gave him the chokehold earlier just fuck ass fucks him hard.
01:30:41
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like so and recording it like POV. Yeah. I mean, that would go off. That would pop off big on Pornhub for sure. Oh, for sure. But, um, Miloš would have had to been, uh, consenting.
01:30:52
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you' Right. Um, the next video is, a nurse injecting him and we see, Layla who's mad at, Vukmir because he's been drugging Miloš and, uh,
01:31:06
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She's not okay with that. Yeah, he's trying to remove any kind of sense of fear or like i right or wrong. He's trying to remove inhibitions, essentially. like So, uh, Layla grabs, uh, Vukmir by the balls and she's like, I'm taking Milos and we're both done.
01:31:23
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Um, the next tape is, ah Layla, who I, this has to be Layla, right? i mean, who else would it be? Yeah. beside Besides, besides Kane. And, uh, yo, but Glenn Jacobs in this position. I'm just saying, I'm just saying Glenn Jacobs would probably be the aggressor.
01:31:42
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That's true. Uh, she's naked and chained and she's had her teeth removed. Some would say she's trashed and scattered. That is a hundred percent fair. um And she proceeds to get mouthfucked by... Who do we think this was?
01:32:00
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I thought it was Milos, no? Well, I only ask because of the way things happen. The other character was wearing the bag.
01:32:11
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Yeah, no, I want to... that was if you look That would be good foreshadowing that I would never thought of. If you think about the timeline of it, if he's mouthfucking her, he's probably mouthfucking her while the end like part's going on and then finishes mouthfucking her then just hops right in and starts going in on Homegirl.
01:32:32
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o So it could be. I mean, I don't know who it is. It could be either one. But... ah you're watching a tape, so it's not his memory. It's tape. yeah So it could be anybody. But...
01:32:42
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ah she's getting, she's giving that, him that gummy head. Yeah. And she, we think loses her life for it, but turns out she's not dead, but he's got ah his cock down her throat and then plugs her nostrils. And she like suffocates.
01:32:57
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Insane. So Milo is disgusted as are we just, again, we're not saying anus is okay. This is disgusting, but it's shot very well.
01:33:11
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ah Milo has a vision of his wife holding a gun. So he goes back to the camera and watches his another video. um And he's in this like set with an older lady and Heka.
01:33:23
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And Heka's father was a piece of shit. So he's put the new male the house and he's sent by God. He's put the new father to Heka. And he's supposed to give her a virgin's communion.
01:33:35
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And she puts ah Heka puts her her hand on his leg. So instead, because Milos is not a kid, he gets up and threatens to cut his dick off. He holds his knife to his cock.
01:33:46
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Literally to his peener. How many movies can you say that's happened? That I've seen? Right. This one.
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01:33:55
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Then he throws himself out of the window.
01:33:57
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And that's the end of the video. So we see Milos get in his car and he goes to some random house and sees Heka. And has a flashback of himself running down the street and stopping at a convenience store and taking, i suppose he got like, it's like iTunes gift card, but for phones.
01:34:14
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Right. He phone credit back in the day. You remember them shits? Yeah. Like some Bruce mobile shit. Type of drawing. He's poor. Yeah. And he makes a call in a phone booth to Marco to come pick him up.
01:34:26
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um Then we're out of the flashback and he sees where he was standing. We go right back in the flashback. How dare you stand where he stood?
01:34:36
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Not the same thing, but yeah. ah Uh... Shout to Harry Bopper. Yeah. Uh, in this flashback, we see this lady getting harassed by two dudes, and, uh... Mueller's just in the corner down bad. He's just just jerking it. just Jerking it into some domestic violence.
01:34:55
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It's not violence, just harassment. They're just, like, catcalling her, and he's just fucking beating it. Not even catcalling. They're like, how you gonna dress like that you don't want dick? Yeah. Uh...
01:35:06
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So these guys like, yo, look this fucking freak. Yeah, but then we find out she's underage. Wait, when did you find that out? She asked him. She was like, what, are you free because you're underage? And she's like, so what if I'm underage?
01:35:20
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And that's when Milo starts jerking it. So he starts fucking beating it and they beat the shit out of him for being a freak. um Then the driver shows up and snaps up, just kills them, snaps their necks.
01:35:34
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and And they drag Mielich back into the car. And there's a voiceover here. I'll tell you what the voiceover was, but the way I wrote it's pretty funny. ah he Vukmir is talking about goat cum out of a shed that makes bread spread.
01:35:50
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ah you but The sad part is you're not wrong. That's basically what he was saying. He was like, they take seven goats and they put them in a shed and don't they can't fuck.
01:36:01
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They start fucking each other and their balls get so big they scrape the dried out cum and make brett bread spread. Almost like a butter.
01:36:12
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ah Yeah, I don't know like if they were saying we're going take your cum and make bread spread out of it, but what bread spread is crazy. Bread spread. Is that a new word for sperm?
01:36:23
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Bread spread? That's crazy, bro. turn my butter to make nice fucking bread spread? Yeah, get it? She's fucking going. Two-handed? Yeah, dude. i mean Not me, but him. yeah yeah they were at At one point, Miloche was getting double-handed.
01:36:38
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For sure. He was like, you know, churn mine schwanz.
01:36:45
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So they they bring him to some warehouse and they add the flashback. ah Mueller finds the room where he was drugged in and then like fucking pegged. And we go back into a flashback and the nurse injects him with a needle, but then he injects her with a needle.
01:37:01
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And we see her laying there and she starts foaming at the mouth um when he runs into ah the officer that pegged him. Out of the flashback, he walks into a big room. This is the fucking grand finale here, folks. Grand finale. Strap in, strap on, baby.
01:37:16
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ah There's dead people everywhere. And he's like, what the fuck happened? And he sees a camera. And he starts watching the camera. So we're in the flashback. And he's being brought out by an officer.
01:37:27
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Um... Vukmir's there. There's a bed with two bodies. They're facing down and sheets are covering them. The only thing in the uncensored version that you can see is that one person is substantially shorter than the other.
01:37:43
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Yeah. um
01:37:47
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Wow. Right by the good part, I'm getting a phone call. We'll be right back. All right. they just they fucking let him loose. Starts fucking this one body. We'll call it body A. um And he's just going at it for a while.
01:38:00
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And then he looks over at the other body and starts fucking body B. but We'll just say that body B is a little bit of a tighter fit than body And low key, you kind of hear the sounds of this little tight hole.
01:38:19
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Did you not hear it No. oh But you again, listen the little charms and and quirks of watching for the third time.
01:38:30
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Nothing else to listen to than the but sounds of rape. The sounds of... rat
01:38:39
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You know. Statch rape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. all right. ty This is when. juices flowing This is. This is. I mean. Blood. Literal blood. Yo. This is. This is for me. When I was like. Okay. I'm actually uncomfortable.
01:38:54
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ah A man appears next to him in a mask and starts fucking the other body. Body A. The body he was fucking. yeah ah be Body B. You see blood start accumulating in the nether regions.
01:39:08
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We'll call it the anal area. Yeah. Vukmir takes off this mask and it's Marco who is fucking body A. ah Body A is his wife.
01:39:22
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So body B means that Milos was railing his son. son Yeah. And in yeah the censored version, which we watched together, I told you, they don't show that it's his son. You just have to like kind of put it together.
01:39:44
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They do show as the son's face. In this one, they pull the son's bag off and you see him. He's like, Drooling. Drooling, like foaming at the mouth. So obviously when Miloich realizes he's been fucking his son, he stops.
01:40:01
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And the look, you know, they cut to mom's face. he kept going Yeah, they cut to mom's face and mom's a little upset. a little ah happy yeah it's not like a bad report card i would say this is worse um uh the doctor ends with a fucking pipe she's been like fucking herself with this pipe i guess what was the point i don't know bro she's fucked though um uh milo proceeds to smash vukmir's head in ah maria bites marco's throat out and uh milo uh shoots two officers gun uh
01:40:36
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Maria bashes Marco's head in some more with a motorcycle helmet. And then we see arguably the best scene in the movie. Milos beat the shit out of the driver. um And he punches his... He's been wearing a sunglasses the entire film.
01:40:50
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Right. ah But he punches him off his head and he's missing an eye. And we see Milos fuck the eye hole. Yeah, that's a new meaning to fucking your brains out. For sure a prosthetic piece.
01:41:02
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Yeah, I mean, he's not putting his dick near this guy's eye. Ain't no way it's a real piece. Maria holds up a knife to Milos, which is a vision that Milos had earlier in the film, and he just punches her in the face because that's the right answer.
01:41:17
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Punch wife. Yeah. Ripe your son, punch your wife. That's the right answer. Yeah. Not okay. ah He locks him in some room and wants to kill himself, but the gun is at a bullet and he passes out.
01:41:30
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We're out of the flashback or out of the video. And he's crying. And then beats the shit out of Marco or Vukmir's body some more. Goes home or some random building. i don't know where this was. And he finds Maria and Peter.
01:41:45
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And gives them a hug. ah They all kind of cry together. and then the next montage is like Milos and the family trying to live with themselves. Obviously, that's so traumatic. How do you even...
01:41:57
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The kid's fucking gone, bro. He's like a vegetable. He's just staring. I mean, that kid had no, that kid was fucked for us his life. That's the most, he's so innocent, bro. Like, yeah so fucked up. But this is like his mentality of like, victim cell or something.
01:42:13
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ah They all lay together in a bed and Milos pulls the trigger of a gun through all three of them and commits suicide. I'm no gun expert, but I'm not too sure that would work.
01:42:25
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think You think he wouldn't go through all three bodies? Hitting a fucking, not only a collateral, but a fucking three piece. I don't know. I'd say call of duty. yeah but I'm just saying, bro. If it was like a 50 cal, maybe, but that was no desert Eagle. That's a fucking. Yeah.
01:42:42
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Yeah. Anyway, all dead. He crisped one on his face. Not even close because he fucking raped him. I mean, yeah but murder-suicide.
01:42:55
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um We cut and the bald guy from way back when comes in with some officers and he goes, all right, start fucking the dead one. Start the little boy. one Yeah, and then it cuts and that's a that's a Serbian film.
01:43:10
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It's the whole joint, bro. kids getting raped in death this movie uh is obviously infamous uh but for a good reason i think the depravity and the everything about it is justified
01:43:35
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i think it's trying to say something and it's not like just shock torture sure bullshit
01:43:43
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And like we've been saying, it does what it does really well. And that's upsetting. That's upsetting to all of us. This should be a piece of shit movie, but unfortunately it looks good.
01:43:55
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It's filmed good. And the first time you watch it is kind of a mind fuck. Kind of. When like, i remember watching with you the first time when they kill themselves and then the fucking cruise right there, they're like, all right, start fucking the dead one. Like, bro, you're in.
01:44:11
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You're in a porn video. you don't even know you're You're in a game not knowing you're in the game. Yeah. Like, they killed themselves, and even after death, you can't escape it. Like some funny game shit.
01:44:23
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I don't think this is funny game shit, but... Kinda. It's fucked up. Yeah. It's like...
01:44:33
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I don't know. This has a 1.8 average on Letterboxd, and I feel like that's just people shitting on it for the content that's in it and not taking it as the movie it is.
01:44:46
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You wrote in your review when we watched this a great social commenter about society's view of money.
01:44:55
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Pretty accurate. I don't see the link to money, though.
01:45:01
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because i like to mut Yeah, it's all about the like the porn that Volkmer's trying to
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01:45:06
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do. He's classifying it as art, but there is that financial gain that's also there. like he's he like You can only sell this stuff to like rich, like you know what I mean? like The untouchable people. You think they're commenting on the pedophile ring?
01:45:22
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Yeah! International pedophile ring? For sure, that's one of the things. For sure. That's possible.
01:45:31
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I kind of want to watch the documentary now. cause like Right? What were they thinking?
01:45:39
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Like, don't know. Sex is bad? i don't think that's the end-all be-all.
01:45:53
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I do think it's... ah it went to the extreme that it did because it's saying fuck censorship in Serbia because they were going through that.
01:46:09
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There's one review by, ah Eli Hayes shot this dude. Why him memorial is he dead? RIP.
01:46:18
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Oh, he's dead. Damn. RIP. He wrote that it's about ah how far individuals in Hollywood are willing to go for money. Which, I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, if you're that down bad to be beat and then suck some guy's dick, then take his load, like, you gotta be down bad, bad for that.
01:46:39
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For, like, normal porn actors?
01:46:43
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um so If you're anybody, right? Like, let's just say you're a person who needs cash now. J.G. Wentworth type beat. Oh, and you're like doing like the bottom of the barrel shit.
01:46:54
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Yeah. And someone's like, hey I got a job where we're going to beat the shit out of you. We're going make you suck a guy's cock and he's going come on your face and we'll give you 50 bucks. And then you do it.
01:47:05
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Yeah, that's pretty down bad. Yeah. the The mindset that you're in, like where. Yeah. Like not like the Brazzers level because, you know, they're making big, they're making money, money. You know? Yeah. yeah Um, I'm going to do something that has not been done on this podcast ever.
01:47:21
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i think. Okay. Uh, fuck a kid. I, I'm the podcast live. That's not okay. Guys. We're kidding. um
01:47:33
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I am going to hold off on giving it a rating because I genuinely oh want to think about it some more. But I'll leave you with this. And maybe watch the documentary. When I logged the film, I gave it a four star.
01:47:47
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So that's what it was. I don't know if it's i don't think it's going go up. I think it's I think it's capped at a four star for me. Uh, because of the subject matter? It's just like, if you give this a five star, like you're a sick fuck.
01:48:06
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I do that type shit. I feel like if you give this a five star, what does that say about you? i know, but it's like... Well, like, what? What? It's low-key, like...
01:48:18
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and i I personally will not agree with that. What atrocity in the world is so bad? no no. What atrocity in the world is so bad that the metaphor is I'm going to put to screen a guy fucking his own kid. Do you know what mean? Like what in the world is so evil that we're going to make this movie?
01:48:40
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you see what I'm saying? I mean, yeah, but this shit probably happens though. What, kids getting fucked? Yeah, of course it happens. For profit.
01:48:51
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I think it's for sport, dude. Sport in real life, you think? Yeah, I think the rich elite get fucked. The rich elite. You think Jeffrey Epstein was fucking kids for profit?
01:49:04
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Not for, not like wholeheart, like the main reason, but that was definitely a reason. I'm not saying he was making child porn, though. He could have been doing it for fun. But I'm saying, like, that part does exist in the world.
01:49:18
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Sure. Yeah. Sure. I guess I'll temporarily say a four, but, you know, stay tuned for my thoughts. Yeah, i I initially, when I i didn't have Letterboxd the first time I watched it, because I sold it because I didn't want it in my house.
01:49:36
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You want it? I don't want the subject. ah And then we watched it again with you and I rated a three and a half. And I rated it higher than you did.
01:49:49
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Yeah. And you found it in two copies in the wild. So now I own it again. talked about our podcast somewhere. I'm going to keep it this time.
01:50:00
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Yeah. I'm bumping it up to a four. That's fair. I am. ah
01:50:10
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But I do agree it can't go any higher because of you know.
01:50:18
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I'm just saying what is so bad that like kid fucking, we're going to show you it. That's the answer. Yeah. Like kid fucking is the worst thing. yeah they do it. Right.
01:50:30
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Yeah, like murder is better. In the worst way. Murder it is definitely better. Isn't that fucking Oedipus story about like Oedipus like fucks his mom? Yeah. it's like It's been done in history. It's just like not on screen.
01:50:44
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Sure, but wasn't that like just like a story? Like the Bible? like That shit didn't... um this is i mean but Also, this is just a story, isn't it? Yeah. it's like It's the same thing. Sure.
01:50:56
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But what were they trying to say back in like the Roman times? or Greek, whatever one it was. I think it's just Greek.
01:51:07
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Oh, it's about fate. Cause I remember it like, it's like the, he was told the prophecy that he would kill his father and fuck his mother. Yeah. And he like he did everything in his power to not do it. And it happened anyways. That was more to say about fate.
01:51:21
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It's kind of crazy that you try your entire life to not fuck your mother and then just one day it's like, oh, fuck yeah, like kind of happened. Next thing you know, you're fucking your mom. Yeah, oops. We're sucking on those kids in a different way. Oops, I slipped and fell into mom's cooch.
01:51:35
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You know? that's Well, her bush is huge. ah Mom, trim your shit down. Yeah. it sounds Fucking lice. Crabs. All right, we'll do a... Plug it in, plug it in.
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01:52:09
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And, uh, if you do email or voicemail, uh, your requests automatically get bumped up voicemail, top tier. Should we fucking read this kid's email real quick or no? Brian, nah, fuck him. I forget what he was. He said Incredibles Interstellar, I'm pretty sure.
01:52:26
Speaker
Yo, Loki, I'll do Incredibles like next week, bro. Yeah, but he said he was going to out you. he was He's making fake rumors. He is making fake rumors. Uh, so Brian, we don't appreciate that.
01:52:37
Speaker
You are. Oh, by the way, i i didn't answer your Instagram DM, but I will tell you, you were the non-mean we were talking about. fuck you. When? Uh, Fantastic Four, I think.
01:52:48
Speaker
Or Pirates. One of the Pirates. You couldn't put that Fucking idiot? It was either Superman, Pirates, or, uh, Fantastic Four. What were we talking about non-means? I mentioned Target, and you worked there, you fucking non-mean. You know what I'm saying?
01:53:01
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Fucking idiot. All right. Uh, next week we have a bit of a snoozer for you. Compared to this, Jesus. Uh, Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides. Movie sucks.
01:53:13
Speaker
I haven't seen it. We've already you recorded it, sir. Oh, on Stranger Tides. Not. Yeah. Okay. Yep. we You have seen it. Unfortunate. I saw twice, actually. think you've seen it twice, actually. That's what I watched twice. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
01:53:27
Speaker
That's how shitty it is. Yup. Uh, that's next week. And, uh, Basically, strap in, strap on for Horror Month is coming. We're basically going to giving you guys episodes, but also recording our Horror Month selections.
01:53:44
Speaker
ah Oh, yeah, I forgot. go listen to our other your other podcast. Yeah, you want it? I fucking want it. fucking give it to you right now. Those are going to slow down.
01:53:54
Speaker
ah Once the next three come out, they're going to slow down because they're going to fucking busy. Maybe once a month. That's it. yeah That's what you guys get. Once it gets to like three, we bank once a month. Once like November, December hits holiday time. Money needs to go over next. You one January maybe.
01:54:11
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, it's our one-year anniversary episode. Wow. What a journey. Go back and listen to episode one and then listen to this and be like, what the fuck happened? Yeah, we were we had no idea what we were doing.
01:54:27
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ah Now we still have no idea what we're doing, but we're more a little more confident, I'll say. i would and i would say some of the stuff I had already done, but there's other things that I hadn't done. it's like full-on like, now we just don't give a fuck.
01:54:41
Speaker
Now it's just getting censored. now Yeah, now we're saying it, but we're not letting you hear it. ah But again, thank everybody. i want to thank everybody from both of us.
01:54:53
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We appreciate the support.
01:54:58
Speaker
The goal ah goal is by our two-year... I would like to... This is not a very ah hard goal. We should double our fan base in a year. ah Yeah.
01:55:08
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Maybe hit like... hit like I want to average like 45 listens per episode. That'd be nice. We're at like 25, 30 in that anywhere from 20 to 30. 30 is high.
01:55:23
Speaker
I would say, i would say 18 to 25. Yeah. yeah If we can get it to like 40, but our fans are fucking slow. Cause they don't be listening to episodes. so Like two months after they came out. I was, we, we talk shit about Mark, bro, but he'd been telling me, right.
01:55:37
Speaker
He'd been putting on each episode in his pocket, just a playthrough. So we get the click when he's at work. All right, Mark. Shout out to you, but also fuck you. Fuck you. Listen to it.
01:55:49
Speaker
Yeah, so thanks. ah Our one-year episode has concluded, and we will see you next week. Toodles. Fuck you, Fuck you, Mark.