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EP. 106 Scream 7 (2026)
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Introduction and Banter
00:00:00
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I want to play football. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
00:00:16
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
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Hello, my name is Nick, and I have shaft hair.
00:00:27
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Call me Odell Beckham Senior, because I'm dad.
00:00:34
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want me to lick your bedpan, filthy skunk? We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
00:00:47
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes. Hello, welcome to episode 106 of the Two Guys, One Screen podcast, the hemorrhoid homies, the diarrhea daddies, the Hindi homos.
00:00:59
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What else? I had a little diarrhea this week, actually. Did you? Believe not. Yeah, I had a tiny little tad bit of diarrhea this week, which was welcome. It's been a long time. i I've had blood again, so we're back. We're we're back. Hemorrhoid homies, big. yeah Yeah. At this point, it might not even be hemorrhoids. Who knows? If it's coming back this often...
00:01:17
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Yeah, I mean, ah yeah, you should go get it looked at. You should probably get someone fingered up there. Yeah, or a tongue or something. Something Tongue, that'd be crazy. so Something nice. Because you know when you itch a hemorrhoid, it like feels so it's almost like an orgasm.
00:01:31
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So if I could get a doctor to lick my fucking roid, I'd be on to something here. Yeah, it's like a... Is that prostitution?
00:01:39
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Well, you're paying him to do it, kind of, yeah. Yeah, little bit. Kind of, yeah. right But if you... It's also like the same sensation when you fart. It like gets the itch as it do. Oh, it's like... Yeah, it's nice, right? It's better than sex.
00:01:53
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Yeah, honestly, who needs it? Uh...
00:01:58
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But I also had a little bit of itchy butthole like two days ago. And I was like, am I getting a roid right now? But I wore um i wore some what are you briefs. I wore some briefs that I typically don't wear. I think it was just you know a little too tight, little scratchy. Yeah. ah Not chat out for loom. That's what I'm wearing. No. no Yeah. So fuck them. I'm just kidding. i wear your undershirts. They're great. I'm wearing them right now. They're nice and cheap and they're fine. Get the job done. and shout out to mom for buying me shirts for Christmas that I just opened. Shout out mom. ah
00:02:31
Speaker
So, well, today's review, we were supposed to have a special guest.
Guest No-Show Frustration
00:02:35
Speaker
Fuck you, Chris. um I told you like three weeks in advance, and you still couldn't make it. So ah he's he' is ah a guy I used to work with and a ah friend who is probably the biggest Scream fan I know of anybody. He has a he has a ah screen, the ghost face on his arm, kind of like you have Billy.
00:02:56
Speaker
Oh, wow. That's cool. like Like in the same area, I would say. Oh. um I'm sure he was excited to come on, but he couldn't make it because, yeah, he's a jerk off. He couldn't make it. So it's just going to be Gert and I, and it's going to have to do. I mean, know it's a little upsetting because we were kind of banking on him for his inside knowledge to get the episode cooking, but it's all right.
00:03:17
Speaker
Yeah, he he really loves Scream like ah more than than anybody I know, and I had a few funny stories to share about him, but he's not fucking here. So fuck you, Chris. um have you Do you have your ranking?
00:03:29
Speaker
I have a ranking, but you know we potentially might do this on the Patreon or on the public side. and i was gonna sit I'll say it, but it's subject to change because I haven't watched these in a couple of years.
Scream Series Discussion
00:03:40
Speaker
okay you know i watch like Scream 1 is always in the rotation. Every once in a while, I watch Scream 1.
00:03:46
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ah The other ones, i i don't know I don't remember too much about. Yes, I do have ranking. yes ah Yes. That's what's what the film we're covering today. and Unfortunately, it's it's the first... ah release of this year recovering and it's just dog shit and that just sucks yeah it just sucks man it's really bad it's really bad uh not too sure what i expected because six was bad yeah six was bad did you give six a three or that's my own rating um or did you not rate it to save it for the pot to talk about no i rated it i gave six a two and a half yeah and i've been on this podcast talking shit about it and i gave it a three
00:04:30
Speaker
It's not a three. You think I would have gave it a two or one. And I've been talking so much shit, I gave it a three. now but Yo, so basically, before before seeing Scream 7, I got some shit out of the way. I watched five and six for the first time.
00:04:44
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Yeah, I respect both both ratings. Yeah, well, I watched one, five, and six. Yeah. And then one, because why not? You know, it's one because why not? Yeah. And then I watched go to two, three, fours throughout after I saw Scream 7 just to.
00:05:02
Speaker
Oh, really? In there. Yeah. Oh, nice. Just to get it all up in there. Just to get it. Just get a ranking done. Yeah. And boy, this franchise has some fucking highs and some real lows. Yeah. Like pirates, but more highs than I think it has more highs than pirates.
00:05:20
Speaker
But Pirate only has the first one. Yeah, really? Really? Yeah. I mean, we're really talking about it. Someone read Green six, four and a half. That's crazy. Wow. They they're fucking from New York, like big, think big, big.
00:05:36
Speaker
So, I mean. you know, Scream 6 was just dog shit. I don't remember too much about it besides the end where Jenna Artig was like, they're all all okay. And it's like, why do we have murders then?
00:05:48
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And then the same, and then the same, I mean, that literally got stabbed, like, cause Alamo, shout Alamo, Alamo showed, ah like recapped the franchise to like this point. Yeah, it's nice to do that for like the franchise movies that come out.
00:06:01
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um And you literally see that fucking non-mean get stabbed in the yard like fucking eight times. And then they just go, yeah, he's all right he's he's fine. And low-key did it in this movie a little bit. ah But that that really annoyed me because what's the point of having a slasher if nobody actually dies?
00:06:17
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Yeah. And my biggest problem with Six was they wanted to do another movie and they were like, How do we get another movie out of these same characters?
00:06:28
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I got it. The family did it. The family of the last killer kills now. Yeah, I don't. I remember there was three of them, right? Yeah, it was like dad, mom or no mom.
00:06:42
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Father, daughter, father, daughter, brother. Yeah, it's it's, um... Yeah, i it just... I think Scream, more than any franchise, the rating is directly correlated to who the killer is. 100%. I Every single one.
00:06:58
Speaker
And if it's, like... It could be, like, a dog shit killer, but, like, the build-up is good, and maybe it's fine. Imagine dog shit just murdering people, like the ginger dead man, but it's poop. Poop?
00:07:10
Speaker
An anthropomorphic poop? Yeah, because you said a dog shit killer. I was like, oh, a dog shit just on the hunt. I mean, that might be better than this movie. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. Probably is. mean, Ginger, Ginger, Deadman is not better than this movie. Unfortunately, Ginger, Deadman is a half star. It's not, there's nothing redeemable about it besides Gary Busey in the first five minutes. Yeah.
00:07:30
Speaker
Uh, yeah. So screams, scream six, no bueno, uh, scream seven. So, you know, before we get into the cast, I do want to address this cause it is in the, uh, zeitgeist and I, it didn't occur to me until like probably 40 minutes into the movie.
00:07:46
Speaker
uh the main two women uh uh jenna ortega melissa barrera not in the movie no and it's like why do we make such a hard right turn off of these two characters well apparently and you know we are very very obviously we've said it a lot of times not a political podcast in the slightest bit we don't have everybody gets made fun of on this podcast there's no yeah um apparently ah Barrera made some comments regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict that resulted at her getting fired from the franchise. So like they they were going to go into Scream 7. They're like, you know what?
00:08:25
Speaker
We don't like your comments. You're out of here. um and i think i Go ahead. They could have brought Jenna Ortega back, though, at least. So what I read is that some actors protested in a show of solidarity with Melissa Barrera.
00:08:41
Speaker
Okay. I will say, because it's, to be fair, most like a lot of news that's even relatively political in today's climate, it's hard to find an exact quote. It's just people calling people a racist, people calling, like, it's just the most extreme shit to make headlines, right? So I like Google specifically what she said, and you can't find like an exact quote of what she said.
00:09:02
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You can see people saying this is what she said, but it's not, it's not a quote from her. Yeah, no direct quotes. So, uh, What I will say, because again, there's no, it's hard to find a, exactly what she said.
00:09:16
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I don't think if you publish your political views, you should get fired from a movie. No, that, I mean, yeah, that'd be like spyglass called her antisemitic, but I don't know exactly what she said. Yeah.
00:09:30
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Also spyglass did it. So it wasn't even like the higher up. Cause like, cause who owns spyglass? The Jews. I don't know. Maybe.
00:09:47
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I mean, what Variety says, okay? Sure. Guerrero's been posting on her Instagram about the conflict, resharing posts that accuses Israel of genocide and ethnic cleansing, and one from Jewish Currents magazine about distorting the Holocaust to boost the Israeli arms industry.
00:10:02
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Okay. I mean, that second part's pretty harsh, but, ah ah you know, Politics aside, putting your political beliefs out on the internet that exists for everybody to use is kind of like what it is.
00:10:16
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It's just kind of what 2026, this modern era is. Yeah. So I don't really know what to say about that. I mean, good for like, you know, some of the cast members like standing behind their fellow cast mate.
00:10:29
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Sure. But I do think, because now it's like we were going to make Scream 7, but our core, like, because Ortega and her are sisters, right, in the movie? Yeah. And if I remember correctly, you Barrera is, her uncle is who? Her dad is Billy Loomis. Her dad's Billy, not the puppet.
00:10:49
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The OG killer from Scream 1. And she kills the boyfriend or whoever she kills, and it's like, oh, she looks a little crazy. got a little crazy in her eye. yeah and know And you're like, huh, this could be somewhat intriguing for the next one. And then because of whatever decision they made, they just take a ah hard right turn. And it's like, what are we even doing in this universe? Why do i even relatively care?
00:11:12
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Because now it's not a trilogy. No, now it's just a random seventh installment of the franchise that no one's going to talk about ever.
Neve Campbell's Absence
00:11:20
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Right. Like, it ah man, I guess it is kind of good that they brought back Neve Campbell for five then because she can cop into this and it's fine.
00:11:31
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Yeah, I guess it didn't offer enough money to do six. That's why she wasn't in six. i mean, I don't blame her. I mean, she dodged a bullet. Really? Yeah. I mean, I wonder if Neve was in it to be better. Had to have been at least like a half star better. Right.
00:11:45
Speaker
I don't think I would have given given stream six a three and a half, but that's kind of crazy. But No, because the thing that bothers me about like her... kid like What the fuck's her name? don't remember her name. Barrera?
00:11:56
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Yeah, her. Yeah. Her character. Melissa. Yeah, Melissa. Yeah. they kept She kept like having these fucking visions of her dad. Yeah. Like like in the car. Yeah, in the car or something. And she's like he's like, yeah, you like killing, huh? Yeah. ah i' Me too. And it's like supposed to be like a psychotic break.
00:12:16
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Yeah. But... It just doesn't... It didn't do shit. hate that part. I think part of it worked in five a little bit, right? When you find that information out.
00:12:28
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It kind works a bit. yes. But in six, no. Because in six, he's like, that's my knife! Use it!
00:12:37
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He's like palpitating. He's like, do it. Do it. Yeah, it's... I mean, this movie an abomination. and i mean well scream Yeah, Scream 7 does something even worse.
00:12:51
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Yeah. um So that being said, that's what i wanted to say that before we started talking about Scream 7 because this is why it makes no fucking sense with the rest of the franchise because they fired a cast member and then other people took the same stance and backed off.
00:13:06
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And then some people like that, not mean, were like, no, I want the money. Yeah, but yeah, you still get the brother and sister. Randy's. ah Yeah, the same two six, right?
00:13:18
Speaker
Yeah, if they were in five and six. Yeah, and they fake die in two movies straight, which is awesome. Love love that. It's fucking cool. This movie is directed by... Obviously, this is post-Benoit, post-9-11. We're doing it right fucking now. mean, this came out like this week, so... Yeah. yeah Kevin Williamson, who... He's a writer for a lot of the screams, but he hasn't directed anything besides teaching me tingle.
00:13:42
Speaker
Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Whoa. Whoa. oh Yeah, I think that you this is i mean, this is like dog shit, too. But ah so he directed it. And then the movie stars Neve Campbell. I mean, even if you didn't think she was hot, which is, you know, I think she's hot. you You got to fuck her for the clout.
00:14:04
Speaker
I mean, absolutely. I mean, she's getting it thrown back on big and I'm to call her first. do you like hard dick?
00:14:15
Speaker
What's your favorite sex position? Pubes or no pubes?
00:14:25
Speaker
um I mean, ah this is Neve fucking Campbell, guys. This is the scream queen, dude. Come on. Oh, she's Canadian? Eh? Did not know that, eh? Well, I got a scream for you, bud.
00:14:36
Speaker
Can you give me a good scream there, Neve? but Also, that's a horrible name. Nev? Yeah, unfortunately. I wonder if she was like in class and there substitute teacher and was like, Nevy? nevy Nevy?
00:14:53
Speaker
ah Next, we have Courtney Cox. I didn't know she spelled her name like that. looks stupid. Why is there an extra E in there like that? It's Courtney Cox. Probably because of all the fucking Botox. She got down to her face. She Botoxed her fucking name.
00:15:07
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Yeah, she did look kind of like a lizard in this movie a little bit. Yeah, I mean... I'm still throwing it back. Again, Scream 1 came out in 96, but she was looking pretty nice in 96.
00:15:18
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Yeah, but I'm still fucking Courtney Cox with a clout. I mean, yeah, I guess you got to have to, right?
00:15:25
Speaker
Is it H Ventura? I watched that. Yeah, you did. You can cover that on our our Patreon mixed bag. Yeah, I've seen The Longest Yard. Yeah, I have actually seen The Longest Yard.
00:15:37
Speaker
Um, I didn't know she was a voice in Barnyard. Have you seen Barnyard? No. Oh, it's, I mean, as a kid, I loved it, but I don't know if it's good anymore. This movie with the cow? Yeah, everybody sucks it off.
00:15:49
Speaker
Yeah, i I like it. I mean, it's been a long time. Um, yeah. Yeah. Uh, next we have Isabel May, who plays Tatum Evans. I mean, she's a piece.
00:16:01
Speaker
Yeah, let me look. 2000? Yeah, she's getting it. She's getting it big. 990. Oh, she has almost the same birthday year as my sister. They're two days apart. Wild. ah I mean, I don't know these films she's been in, but welcome to the big leagues.
00:16:17
Speaker
You're in ma a massive franchise, and you'll probably be around for 8, 9, and 10. Next, we have Jasmine Savoy Brown, who plays Mindy Meeks.
00:16:28
Speaker
This is the niece, right? Yeah, this is Randy's niece. Yeah, I mean... I would. Oh, man. Personally.
00:16:39
Speaker
In this movie, yeah, probably. But like there's like one of the movies, I think six. Six, she's not getting fucked at all. Five, probably. I'm fucking her after she gets cut in the stomach. I'm sticking my dick in there.
00:16:52
Speaker
Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
00:16:58
Speaker
Next we have Mason Gooding who plays Chad Meeks Martin, ah a.k.a. guy that fake dies in every movie ever. It's so stupid how many how many times he just fake died. This guy literally gets stabbed probably eight times in part six, like all in the chest, but he's okay. It's crazy. that e Again, and he's okay.
00:17:20
Speaker
This one I saw him get stabbed in the shoulder. i was like, he's fine. Shoulder you can live. Yeah, he just got stabbed six fucking times in the last movie. He's fine. Right, it's like 50 Cent. He ain't afraid of getting shot. He got shot nine times. Yeah, i mean, what? i mean, yeah. ah and Next, we have Roger L. Jackson, a.k.a. The Voice.
00:17:37
Speaker
um It'd be really tough to throw it back on this guy, but for the clout, I mean, maybe. Is he doing The Voice?
00:17:45
Speaker
Sure. Okay, then yeah, I would. and Oh, it also says he's also the voice of Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls. This guy's getting dicked.
00:17:57
Speaker
um Next we have Anna Camp who plays Jessica Bowden. She's a little weird. In the movie specifically.
00:18:08
Speaker
Yeah. It might not be a fucking it situation. yeah was she I guess in the picture she's fuckable but like in the movie she's real weird. Doink doink doink doink do ah Who else we got on this piece of shit list? We have Joel McHale who plays Mark Evans who is Nev's new husband.
00:18:28
Speaker
I'm guessing... familiar I'm guessing if the Spider-Man 2 cast he has to be deep. There's no way he's like relatively up.
00:18:40
Speaker
Oh my cat just took a fat shit. Mr. Jax who is that? smells so bad.
00:18:52
Speaker
gonna skip a bunch of these people and I'm going shout out Matthew Lillard who plays Stu Mocker or does he?
Matthew Lillard's Cameo
00:19:00
Speaker
or done I mean, I'll fucking Matthew Lillard for sure. Yeah, it's not even a question.
00:19:08
Speaker
Like your cock is so big.
00:19:13
Speaker
Like, it's bigger than Scoobs.
00:19:17
Speaker
um I don't really give a fuck about the rest these people. I guess he's relevant to the plot. This guy plays Craig Dane, a.k.a. Carl Gibbs, a.k.a. the fake killer. ah It's not fucking it big.
00:19:29
Speaker
Yeah, big. He ain't fucking it. He ain't fucking it. ain't fucking it. Well, shout out David Arquette for the shortest cameo ever playing dude. Like, they tried so hard.
00:19:43
Speaker
Did you know in that scene, did you know everybody that they put in that thing? didn't get all of them. I was like, that's David Arquette. That's Matthew Lillard. And the rest them, I was like, is. There's the killer. They're the fake killer from the two.
00:19:57
Speaker
The real killer from three. The old lady, right i remember her. Yeah, she was in two. That's Billy Loomis's mom. Yeah. Right. Yeah. i remember that.
00:20:08
Speaker
This lady, Michelle Randolph from the opening, who goes in the house. ah She's hot. I want to say that. Okay. That's all. I would fuck you if you were open to doing that.
00:20:20
Speaker
Wait, wasn't... wait what? Oh. but Am I dumb or was the beginning? Cause you know how scream always has like the opening to set things up.
00:20:32
Speaker
Yeah. No, that was yeah six. That was six. Nevermind. I apologize. Cause in part six, I was like, Oh my God, that's Samara weaving.
00:20:43
Speaker
Samara weaving and scream. No way. Weird. No, this one, this movie opens, they go to the the famous house from one, which is now like a you Airbnb type, John.
00:20:55
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, right. Animatronic, ghost face, jump scare. Right. Which I did see people hating online on the on the opening. I really kind of enjoyed it I thought that guy was a a super duper duper like unbearable cringy guy.
00:21:13
Speaker
uh... I mean, i it was it was at least in ah interesting. Interesting? Interesting. That's the closet that Sidney stabbed Billy with an umbrella from.
00:21:25
Speaker
And they set up the TV falling on Lillard's head and, oh, who you know, his body's missing or whatever. I'm fucking it in the backyard. I'm getting fucked by Stu Mocker. Hey, Stu!
00:21:42
Speaker
Damn, Stu. Throwing it back on me. I'm going to make going to make goo in your stew, Stu. You're using my poison sumac? Oh, wow. I got poison sumac once. It didn't go away for months. yeah Was it bad?
00:21:57
Speaker
i e It wasn't like bad, but it was down my leg for for a while, yeah. And then after a while, it was just like there like the rash was there and there was just no... What's the word? Itching. It wasn't itchy.
00:22:10
Speaker
So... Yeah. ah But anyways, I did like the opening. i like It makes sense that they fucking made that into a museum B&B type thing. Like, why wouldn't you? It's like the the biggest pop culture thing in this like Scream universe is like the Stab movies and sydney which based on that why i get it at one point in one of the movies she's like i just don't want to like be in the pop culture like out in the public eye anymore but why the fuck you working at a coffee shop you're you have like fucking six movies made about you at this or five movies made about you at this point why though i think i took it as she owned it like she's the owner yeah she's going there making coffee for people like come on bro maybe
00:22:54
Speaker
But you got, bro, the that one weird kid mentioned that she's a there's a Netflix documentary. like You got money. You're bagged out. What the fuck are you doing? It's true. I don't know.
00:23:05
Speaker
You know, because that's the thing about like the Scream movies is they kind of like... It's not breaking the fourth wall, but...
00:23:16
Speaker
Self-aware that they they're making movies about the killings that this movie is about. Yes. It's a movie within a movie.
00:23:27
Speaker
Yeah. Yes. That's 100% accurate. i so I still don't think that this lady needs a job, though. I mean, it's kind of fucking... you I feel like if you've got multiple movies about you and this is like the biggest deal, you you fucking... You're backed out, girl. gotta do something. Or like...
00:23:44
Speaker
like hitch a ride with Gail or something. Gail's side piece or something. Yeah, but she abandoned Gail and that left her with trauma or whatever the fuck she said. Yeah. Because she wasn't in New York because they didn't pay her enough money. They really fucking mentioned that a lot.
00:23:58
Speaker
Like, you weren't there in New York for me and it's like, who fucking cares? It doesn't matter. It's like, you know why she wasn't there, Courtney Cox. They didn't pay her any money. That's why she wasn't there. Is that she got paid zero dollars. They did not pay her enough.
00:24:12
Speaker
I think Nev said, or not Nev said, yeah, Nev Campbell said it was like an insulting amount of money. They offer her to do the role. They give you like 20 grand. Yeah. To be the, like, the main bitch.
00:24:23
Speaker
You My franchise? Yeah. Yeah, this is my, I started this shit. Yeah. ah if Yeah, like fucking, like, But like Jamie Lee Curtis, you want like 10 grand come back?
00:24:36
Speaker
Like when I watched the, like the recap at Alamo, they were talking about it's Drew Barrymore, right? In the first one. And everyone, like she's like the biggest star. She's dead in the first five minutes. And then there's Ned Campbell ladies. Like the, yeah, she's that bitch.
00:24:49
Speaker
So it's like, I think that was when drew like first started popping. Yeah. She's a piece too, right? Yeah, she is. Cause she's on the posters and everything. Oh, Yeah, the marketing's big for that. you know, if Chris was here, you could talk about it, but he's not, you fucking dickhead. don't even know you, Chris. Yeah, I don't even fucking... Yeah, fucking Chris.
00:25:08
Speaker
ah Let me tell you why else I don't fucking like this movie. um I really... the They tried to establish the... The daughter-mother, like, dysfunctional relationship just never really hit.
00:25:21
Speaker
Just never... Cringe. Yeah, weird. Weird. ah The dialogue, I think we have a problem with dialogue in the past like three years of movies where it's like, no one talks like this.
00:25:34
Speaker
it's like you watch it be like Who talks like this? It's like older people trying to sound like hip and modern. i just i mean not even even the pes you mean, the people who are like writing the the dialogue, yeah, they probably are trying to, but then you watch the movie, it's no one talks like this.
00:25:52
Speaker
Yeah. no one No one speaks this way. ah So, I mean, and then, you know, like, they're trying to do this thing where Tatum has like needs to build her confidence or whatever. And I don't even remember Tatum from the first screen, to be honest with you. but She's the bitch that got stuck in the door.
00:26:09
Speaker
Well, they said that. They said that, but, like, they they also really tried to build, like, with Sidney, like, oh, you know, she was a really good friend, the only one I ever trusted. It's like, she was just some random extra that got smushed in a garage. What are you talking about? Yeah, she was really not that big of a deal in the first movie. Yeah, you act like she was alive for three movies then got killed.
00:26:28
Speaker
Right. Yeah, which is not a thing. ah So... Fucking... They killed Dewey in five pieces of shit. They did kill Dewey. Maybe David Arquette wanted out.
00:26:40
Speaker
Maybe. Then he showed up in this one. In, like, interviews, he always acted like you so proud of the Scream franchise. He probably is. he was in most of them. he's ah He's a ah bright spot for sure.
00:26:53
Speaker
ah And part of that, the whole like you need to build your confidence, whatever the fuck is that one random teacher in their theater class who's just like a complete dick. And he's like, you're the daughter of Sidney Prescott. And it's just like it was just like way over dramatized for for no fucking reason to try to make a point. And it just came off kind of cringe and kind of fucking stupid.
00:27:15
Speaker
Big stupid. I'll give it that because you're like, oh is this guy the killer? No. I never for a second really thought he was a killer besides that one scene, like when they're in the front yard and he's like standing like looking on. It's like, all right, you have a weird face.
00:27:28
Speaker
like But the guy looks... Who cares? Right. You know, it's like what? Like, you're not a killer. um And then we have to talk about the this whole... I mean, we're going to spoil this movie if we didn't already say that, but...
00:27:46
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they They put you on this... I mean, maybe no one thought it was actually a killer, but they put you on this thing where, like, Sidney's getting attacked in her house, and you're like, oh this is the killer or whatever, and then he gets hit by a car in the street by none other than Courtney Cox, yeah a.k.a. a stupid bitch.
00:28:04
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Gale Weathers. Gale Weathers, yeah. Yeah. And she gets out of the car and she's like, did I get him? And it's just, the I mean, that might land as one of the most corniest lines of all time in all of movie history. That shit was brutal.
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Click it and stick it. And now back to the episode. Because they do like the whole like it's supposed to be like a big reveal like camera goes up like into her face. Yeah. did put Her hands on her hips.
00:29:48
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Yeah. Yeah. He just landed look up her skirt like damn. Nice flaps Gail. Damn that shit used. Yeah. It's looking moist in the forecast.
00:30:00
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All the cameramen been in there for sure. Yeah. In and out. for that fucking that one fatso that was in the first movie. Yeah, but he got killed, so it was fine. Yeah, he got sliced up. Cut him up. I don't have... The soundboard, we're back to the old one for now. We're still looking for a new... We're exploring new options still. Because voice mod just sucks.
00:30:19
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Voice mod was asshole. um And then, I mean, look most of this movie is like... Low-key, kind of irrelevant. They go to the they go to the psych ward.
00:30:32
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This random psych ward that has no meaning to anybody or anything. Well... So I get that's supposed to be where Stu was. Before or after when?
00:30:46
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Like at, I don't know. Assuming he didn't die. He was there. Right. Yeah.
00:30:53
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Because the guy that they ran over in the car was from there. Was an escaped patient. Yeah. And apparently he was like buddy, buddy, probably like fucking Stu. He's fucking Stu. Probably. he was like yeah fucking Stu. So that's, they're like, oh, do we got to go there and find out what the fucking psych ward will know.
00:31:14
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Yeah. And then they, it's, I thought it was more, I mean, yeah, they're trying to push on you that Stu's alive a little bit, but also it's like, literally like I was thinking like, did they just do this whole scene just so they can make the doctor, the killer?
00:31:29
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Yeah. Which was like, and then, and then the end of the movie, he's like, I used to work for Microsoft. That's how I figured out AI. like Shut the fuck up. Like, dude, literally, what are you talking about, bro?
00:31:42
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That shit did not work even a little bit. And like Scream's whole thing, you know, is like taking tropes and stuff. But like, are are they doing like taking shots at like movie companies that are using AI to create their movies?
00:31:59
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Oh, now he's free tomorrow. Chris just live text. Chris, he's available tomorrow. Too fucking bad. You wasted your opportunity. Maybe you can come on the Patreon. Probably not.
00:32:11
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ah That sucks for you, Chris. ah But if he answered me fucking earlier, I probably could have made it happen. But he just I texted him hours ago.
00:32:21
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Exactly. What fuck? It's six o'clock, Chris. You jerk off. um I'm sure he'll like hearing that. I think the AI thing almost worked because it's like they show Matthew Lohr's face and she's like just video chatting him in her office, like in the office on a big ass computer. It's just his voice is blaring out of this computer. Hey, Sydney.
00:32:46
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but Also, it ah it comes up like Sue mock Stu mocker. Like, why do you still have his number all these years later? That is weird. Yeah, you think it'd be like a weird number. yeah yeah that is Yeah, that's actually a good point. How is it how do you know it's Stu Mocker?
00:33:00
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Also, it wasn't Stu calling you, so how does it say Stu Mocker? These are all questions that we need to know. Because she FaceTimes him, which I don't even know how you can do that.
00:33:13
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Can you like live AI FaceTime somebody? I guess. That'd insane. On FaceTime now, you can put those fucking little emojis on your face and like talk and they mimic your face. i mean I guess, theoretically, it's possible. If you're a developer for Microsoft and work in a psych ward. but You know?
00:33:34
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Right. ah We were texting about it. I hope they paid Matthew Lord out the big bag. Yeah, just to like stay in front of a green screen. And just do like fucking six cameos.
00:33:46
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Yeah. Which is kind crazy. Honestly, he did good, but i think some of his lines were kind of cringe, but it could just be the the dialogue they gave him. um He was kind of overdoing it a little bit. They should just be like, hey, Matthew, get in Stu Mocker's head again and just rip a fucking promo.
00:34:05
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He's like, but like, all I do now is shaggy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, the the facial ah prosthetics or whatever the fuck they used to make him look like his face was like went through a TV was pretty good.
00:34:19
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It was. good know Like, who the fuck dies from getting their heads smashed in TV? I guess it electrocuted him. Yeah, I guess. They just look like palpices were in a hood. am stumaca.
00:34:35
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i think that I think the AI thing wasn't fully fleshed out, but it was a good attempt, I guess you could call it, a good attempt to be like, this they're trying to make it modern where it's not just like stabby stabby. There's no way of communication besides like the fucking radio or whatever the fuck they did back then.
00:34:55
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Radio. Fucking the Morse code. You know Morse code? Smoke Smoke signals.
00:35:02
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where's There's smoke signals in the other ones. It's like dash, dash, dot, dash or whatever the fuck. Oh. It's like a sound thing. It's like a sound wave. bee bee Beep, beep, beep, beep. Or a... Yeah, or like a flashlight. We learned that in Boy Scouts.
00:35:15
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What? I was like, what? Yeah. I was like, when the fuck am I ever going to use this? I got my phone, Scoutmaster.
00:35:26
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We're about to make a video, Scoutmaster. Yeah. That's gross. People who listen probably know that guy. That's fucked up. haven't even said that. It's fucking disgusting. That's horrible that I said whatever. Well, it didn't have to be yours.
00:35:38
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In general. Yeah. Fair. ah And then I'm not even sure how we get to this point, but there's that one part in the movie that really didn't fucking like where it's in the trailer, but that, you know, again, the same the same problem applies with this trailer of any trailer for any movie. The whole movie is basically given away in the fucking trailer, essentially. Not given away, but all the scenes that are like even relatively tense, they're just in just in the movie. It's in the trailer.
00:36:03
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You want to see the most tense parts? Watch the trailer. Watch trailer. You know, save money. Live better Walmart. But there's this part... There's this part where the killer and Tatum are in the coffee shop and they're, it's like the video chat thing, which is in the trailer.
00:36:22
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And Sydney, like you're shooting the wall or whatever. His whole time, it every time it cuts back to Sydney, she's either running down the street or if she just gave up on running. And then she tries to run it. Like she can't make up her mind in the street, just like back and forth.
00:36:35
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And it's like, all right, now she's running. Now she's not. Also, she's like, I'm not going to make it in time. Okay, but you can still keep going. That's your daughter. Yeah, you could get a car. ah yeah Yeah. yeah i mean Like, why did she not have a car? What was going on that she didn't have a car? Right.
00:36:49
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Or you could, like, GTA it. Yeah, it'd be cool if, like, you were trying to FaceTime your daughter and you just got a head-on collision. That'd be something. That'd be something. Spice it up a bit. Instead, it's just this... They really push that you got shoot him in the head thing, too. They really like doing that. That's big. Yeah, because it's a trope. The killer always gets up.
00:37:08
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Yeah. And they always get up. Yeah. I wish I could get up. Speaking, speaking what, your cock? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Bluetooth? I don't know.
00:37:20
Speaker
Sponsor us? You've admitted to coming soft on the podcast, so it's just what it is. It's true. im I mean, I'm just a man of magic. At least you get the goo out, you know, the magic goo. ah And then to to my point of they fake kill people, the dad, he stabs the shit out of that fucking guy.
00:37:39
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i mean, he gets he gets launched onto the ground and he's like wrapped up in plastic because their garage is under construction. Where are the Mexicans? What they doing? Yeah. ah Yeah. When they showed him, everybody was white. I'm like, this is not right.
00:37:53
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Right. We need to be inclusive. And he just gets the shit stabbed out of them. But he's still alive. But he's still he's still alive. Yeah, he is still alive. At the end of the movie, they have Tam. This is big spoiler. She's strapped to the fucking chair. Kind of like ah from the OG first one.
00:38:11
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Right, which they specifically, exp but not specifically, exp explicitly mention. This is like the first stab movie. And then he's laying there and he's just like he's able to like i don't know cut her fucking ankle free you or whatever, but it's like, bro, you should be dead.
00:38:28
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yeah you're like police uniform instead of blue it's literally red yeah and it's like if you want to have this movie have any kind of impact at all kill a character kill nev's husband nev is trying to settle down have a family and like not be in the public light anymore then her husband gets murdered that's how you make three more movies she's gonna john wick mode just kill sydney prescott do you think they'll ever kill her Do you think she's pitched it in the meetings like, hey, this is the one?
00:39:00
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We got to stop this. Yeah. you know Kill me now.
Future of the Scream Franchise
00:39:04
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ah Do you think she's going to reactions to this and go, next movie I die for sure. I'm out. I would. I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis never died.
00:39:14
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No, but those movies are pretty bad. Her i mean her and Jamie Lee Curtis in that first Halloween are a very similar trend of like locked away, kooky, paranoid because she has all the tech in her house and like lock the alarms all that shit right so big vibes like that now you're stealing from an even worse trilogy yeah i mean at least they weren't chanting ghost face size tonight you know what i mean thank god we didn't have that that'd be brutal it'd be funny as like a parody but yeah i mean if they were unironically doing it that would suck like they should have just full sent it at that it was stew stew's alive just full send it
00:39:53
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I think I still would have hated the movie. More? Because it's like, not more, I still would have just, dislike yeah, would have it. I think it would be the about the same or a little bit less. Because it's like, also we're doing seven movies later, stue Mocker returns.
00:40:09
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It's like fucking Star Wars. Like, we can't get out of, we can't branch off and do something new. It's like, get let's detach from that and move on. i'm Also, how how much further down a lineage can they go?
00:40:22
Speaker
That's my next question. It's like sydney's like it's like Scream fucking 12 and Sydney's 80 years old. And it's it's like I was your granddaughter's ex-boyfriend.
00:40:33
Speaker
what are we doing like really what the fuck are we doing but what what do i have anything to do with like you and he's like yeah i don't know it just sounded nice now like all right i'm gonna make a prediction okay okay the next scream movie the killer is gonna be somebody in tatum's not her daughter her friend tatum's uh lineage You let my friend die. My mom, my aunt, whatever the fuck. You let her die. I'm back to kill you.
00:41:02
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That is my vote. Now. I'm locking it in now. That's who the killer is going to be in the next one. I really hope not. and You took my filthy... You let her go in the garage alone.
00:41:13
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yeah or like, they look at like, Sydney's current Tatum. Yeah. You're like, you don't deserve my mother's name, you bitch. Yeah.
00:41:27
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it's like It's like they're fucking... I mean, Tatum's kid would be like the same age as Tatum Nev's kid. Yeah. Right. Or maybe she got knocked up earlier. There's like a whole TLC show.
00:41:43
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She had a kid at fucking 14. Oh, well, yeah. That would be the only way that would be possible. Yeah, she could not she got knocked up. Tatum got knocked up by Jalen. Yeah, but then it would be like... Yeah. I just think like you you run out of lineage, to your point, with Sidney. You run out of lineage for lo for Billy.
00:42:08
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And you run out of lineage with Melissa Barrera. That's Billy. And then it's like, who else are we going to use? Because other two are already in the movie. Randy. Randy. ah Unless they go... Unless Gale.
00:42:23
Speaker
Yeah, unless Gale and Dewey have were doing it and they have a kid. Right. But, I mean, can we be honest? If they had a kid, it'd be autistic as fuck. It would, but, like, they'd be a cute kid.
00:42:36
Speaker
I mean, it was it Dewey was gave gave off slight tism vibes in the movie. Just a little bit. Well, yeah, that's in Scary Movie, they literally call him Officer Doofy. Yeah.
00:42:47
Speaker
Did you see, by the way, the Scream movie, what are we to now? Seven, six, six, scary movie six. I saw a pic. I saw a picture online that the dude, with the fucked up hands come back and it looks like it's all fucking CGI.
00:43:01
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He's coming back as like long legs. Yeah. That's what I saw. And the hand was like CGI. Like, come on guys, use a prosthetic. Yeah. But they, they're like, they're doing, um, a bit on terrifier three.
00:43:17
Speaker
Did you see the trailer? No. It didn't come out in my theater. It was like when Art's in the ah mall giving out... Yeah, and he bombs it? ah Yeah, but he was giving out like body parts to this little girl. Literally a little girl is holding this guy's nutsack and she's like, what the fuck?
00:43:35
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um but Yeah, I forgot to mention. I went to an Alamo showing at 11.15 a.m. It was me and one heavyset lady and that was it. Oh, wow.
00:43:46
Speaker
I... no joke had ah probably like almost a newborn probably like three four months yeah they had the whole like strap the kid was strapped to their chest yeah and i'm like why are we bringing this here that kid's gonna be the next killer ah my mom took me to see the movie of scream seven when i was a kid now traumatized my The movie made me jump and I bit my mom's tit and she abandoned me.
00:44:17
Speaker
Now I'm the killer. Now I'm the killer. That's literally how ridiculous the fucking movies are getting when the killer reveals. And the neighbor? Who gives a fuck? Like, why is the neighbor being the killer? Why does that matter even a little bit? Oh, yeah. I guess we never mentioned that. The neighbor is the killer.
00:44:30
Speaker
She's fucking the doctor, who's also a killer. Yeah, from the psych ward. Yes. The psych Apparently, Stu wasn't at. And then they give they give the whole backstory, their whole backstory like 30 seconds. Like, I don't care about you even a little bit. And they really try to make it seem like it's the boyfriend.
00:44:48
Speaker
but that's a trope. Every time. Big trope. Big trope. But then it was like, wasn't, isn't she the mom of like the sus kid in this movie? She's the mom of that kid who wants to do a horror podcast and have... I mean, do you do a horror podcast and have Sidney Prescott on your pod, bro? You got views. That's big views. That's big views. Yeah, you can start a Patreon with that kind of views.
00:45:13
Speaker
Yeah. No, it's the... Yeah, his her he's weird, but I mean, he never seemed that weird to me. No, because it seemed too obvious. i never I never thought he was the killer. I was between...
00:45:26
Speaker
Honestly, I looked up in the in the cast before i knew that Melissa Barrera got fired. I was like, maybe she's the killer. I mean, that would have been something. I was like scrolling down the bottom of the list like, who the fuck is in this movie? and Not that Scream has like you know the best kills because it's mostly just knives, but this one had a good one.
00:45:48
Speaker
Yeah, which one are you going to say? The one the bar? The bar one, yeah. Yeah, I mean, thought it was fine. Turned his head into like a bar beer tap thing.
00:45:58
Speaker
A beer tap, yeah. I mean, i don't know. It was little CGI-y for me. Just little bit. I didn't love it. It was okay. I think the guy I think the guy i put on the fucking, on the beer tap was practical, though. It looked kind of practical after like his head went through it. Yeah, after his head went through it and like from like a, yeah, they definitely used some kind of puppet to get the fluid poured.
00:46:21
Speaker
Not Billy. No. Yeah, they're getting pumped. Fucking pumping that blood out of that guy's throat. One guy's jerking it and the other guy's like bleeding out. tried Also, why was why was it that white liquid coming out of his fucking mouth for?
00:46:34
Speaker
Wasn't it beer? ah it makes Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. ah It doesn't make any sense. Oh, my cat's freaking out. What's he going to break? Which one? Twix? No, Red Kitty's going crazy as he does.
00:46:49
Speaker
ah Yeah, so should we give our our rating of this movie, then do the ranking?
Scream Movie Rankings
00:46:58
Speaker
Yes. Okay, well, I think i think the half star is a little aggressive, TBH.
00:47:05
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um Yeah, because the killer doesn't fucking matter. It's kind of corny. nev Nev is hot. so it's I will say, i gotta give i gotta give props. There are some really good, good like if this wasn't in Scream 7 and 8 of the movie, there were some really good like shots of Ghostface.
00:47:28
Speaker
Like with a whatever background. like it looked It looked cool. When he was fading in and out of like the darkness. Yeah, or like there are some scenes like when he's out on the street and he's just like walking and there's like a back... It's like backlit, not backshot, but backlit.
00:47:43
Speaker
Um... What are you going to rate it? Because i don't know if I've landed on an answer yet. So I'm looking at what I gave the worst one in my ranking. And that one's only at a two.
00:47:58
Speaker
and So it's more like, do I hate that or this more? And I think I hate this more. So I'm going to give it a star and a half.
00:48:09
Speaker
Hmm. I got look. I got look at... I got to look at what else. What else? What is the star? and Like, do I hate this movie as much? Like, because I feel like movies that I rate a star and a half, I have like a hatred for. Like, I fucking hate them.
00:48:21
Speaker
mean, yeah, the movie sucks, but like, I don't I'm not like that mad about it. Sort by your lowest first. Well, because I could still have it rated the same. Right. But then, yeah, it'd just be lower in the ranking.
00:48:37
Speaker
I mean, this movie compared to like, I guess this is like, yeah, Captain Marvel was pretty fucking bad, actually. Captain Marvel? Yeah. Or Joker-folia-do. No, mean, he pissed me off on a different level, kind of. Halloween Kills? I guess, yeah, I think, yeah, probably star and a half.
00:48:52
Speaker
Right? Hmm. Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey 2? You gave that a star and a half. Yeah, movie sucks. I told you, we went over this. I liked the first one better.
00:49:04
Speaker
That's real hot. In my heart. In your heart. Your heart is hot. um Yeah, i'll give it I'll give it a star and a half. Yeah, I'll deal with you. I'll go in with you on that one.
00:49:17
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Nice, bro. Nice. All right, so give us, because you just watched these, give us your freshly watched rating, ranking. All right. Do you want stars as well? I think our stars are different, so probably, yeah.
00:49:29
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Okay, should I go least to top, like best? Yeah, worst to best, yeah. Alright, so at number seven, with a star and a half, we have Scream 7. Who would have thought?
00:49:41
Speaker
Number six, we have probably like the OG-ass Scream, Scream 3. Scream 3. Because they took it way too comedy route, and the guy that was the killer was literally irrelevant. The rest, the entire movie.
00:49:59
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He was in like one shot.
00:50:02
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What did you rate Scream 3? Scream 3 is a 2. Okay. Then, in fifth spot, we got Scream 6 2.5.
00:50:13
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at a two and a half
00:50:18
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Next, at number four, I think I have a hot take. Okay. I have Scream 2.
00:50:25
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i mean, I don't want to spoil it, but right now our ranking is the exact same. Oh, really? Yeah. But I have Scream 2 at a three and a half. So do Whoa.
00:50:37
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Hello. Did you when you text me it was going fun to rank? Did did you look at my list first? No. oh Okay. So I guess I'd take that back. what do What do you got in third spot?
00:50:49
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In third spot, I have probably... Third spot? Third place. Third place. I have, like, probably, like, the biggest, like, shocker to me.
00:51:00
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Yeah. Scream 4. Oh, we're to the exact same list. Oh, wow. Scream 4, I have at a four star. It was, like, ahead of its time.
00:51:11
Speaker
Because it was, like... I don't remember. What is Scream 4 again? So it's like 2011 it came out, right? So that's kind of when social media really started like fucking popping off. And the girl was just trying to like attack Sidney Prescott for like likes and views.
00:51:29
Speaker
Yeah, I literally have no recollection this movie even a little bit. But I gave it a three and a half of a review about it. Yeah. I've watched it twice actually. Okay.
00:51:40
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Anyways. I really like it. I wrote the coolest killer so far. Wow, look at that. In my review. I don't remember this movie even a little bit. That's crazy. ah Second spot, we have Scream 5. Scream 5.
00:51:54
Speaker
Cooks. Fucks. Hard. Unexpectedly. Yeah, it's good. I give that a four star. And then first spot, I have the OG Scream. Scream 1 at a four and a half. It's almost a perfect movie.
00:52:11
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Yeah, I mean, we have the exact same order of films. I would just say the ratings are different. so yeah We both gave Scream 7 a star and a half. That's fair. Scream 3, I've watched all these around the same time. So I'll just give you one date and you can figure it out. January 2023. So this is all in 2023. gave it two a half.
00:52:32
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ah gave it a two and a half I mean, Nev Kim looks fuckable in that picture. I'm just saying. I mean, she does. She looks fuckable in every picture. Shout out Big Wes, RIP. ah Yeah, RIP.
00:52:43
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Next, I got Scream 2, 3.5. um
00:52:49
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Shout Liv Schreiber. Scream 2 over Scream 6.
00:52:54
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Nope, sorry. Scream 6 is after Scream 3. okay In 5th place, yeah. Scream 3. Scream 6. I gave Scream 6 as much shit I've talked. I gave it a 3 star, so I'm curious why i did that. um Then I have Scream 2 and the next plot. And then 3 again is Scream 4. I gave a 3.5. Scream 5 gave it a 3.5. And Scream 1 gave a 4.
00:53:15
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I've watched Scream 1 and screen one i give four i've watched one Hold on. Let me just... I've logged... Just logged Scream four times.
00:53:27
Speaker
I probably watch it five or six times. Wow. And every time I give it a four star. ah I don't know. It's good. But like I... We've talked about it at length in this podcast. I feel like Slash movies for me are just kind of like... It only gets to a certain point.
00:53:42
Speaker
Yeah. But the thing about... I think Scream was like the revolutionary aspect of it. Where like... sure they're taking horror, real life horror tropes and movies and putting it into their movie and then making it the entire franchise up until like seven.
00:54:02
Speaker
Yeah. It's all about a horror trope. So i don't know. I think it did a lot. Plus there wasn't really in the nineties horror was kind of dead. Like you had like your, you had a couple of big hitters like candy man and like stuff like that. I mean, silence the lambs if we're going call it a horror, which I think it is.
00:54:22
Speaker
Well, yeah, but that was 91. That still fits 90s, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. Shout Anthony Hopkins. Well, like, you know, the 80s was just pop pumping out shit.
00:54:35
Speaker
80s was shit. 80s was fucking trash. 80s was fucking horrible.
00:54:41
Speaker
Uh... No, I mean, I get like this conversation comes up all the time where it's like you p apply it like where it's like a movie is revolutionary or it's like a pi very A very important film for its time.
00:54:55
Speaker
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it. I was born in 1998 and here in 2026, if I'm watching movie for the first time, already seeing other movies. I'm not going to give the movie more stars than because it was generational for its time. the The rating, obviously, you can rate movies however the fuck you want. i'm not telling you how to do it. I'm just saying how I do it.
00:55:15
Speaker
The rating for me is how much I enjoyed the movie or didn't enjoy the movie. That's basically what it is. ah I don't give like extra props because it's changed the industry or whatever.
00:55:27
Speaker
Changed the game. It's nice that it did. it's just i'm not You're not getting any bonus fucking half stars from me for that. and i'm there i i you know We're not wildly off. I only give it a half star more.
00:55:38
Speaker
Yeah. So. It's one of the movies that it's like, ah it's like it, like where I want to watch and go, yeah, it's like a five star, right? And then I watch it, go, it's not. It's just not. It's kind of up there though with like the must watch, you think? Scream? You got to. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah. I mean, I only think I watched Scream for the first time like in 2020.
00:55:58
Speaker
Like I went most of my life never seeing Scream. Shut up. That is kind of crazy because the first time I watched Scream 2, that was the first one I saw. Scream 2. Yeah.
00:56:09
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Scared the fuck out of me. like I was like super like way too young. Yeah. And it was just like on TV. and i was like The Scream 2 of the Death in the in the movie theater? Movie theater, yeah. yeah That made me afraid of movie theaters. as A lot, not.
00:56:25
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Well, if you want to hear us talk more about horror villains, we recorded an episode on Mixed Ballad, which is out on the Patreon right now.
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00:56:33
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You can go listen to that. Ghostface isn't on there because it's a different killer every time.
00:56:37
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Correct. um We did top 10 list and I mean, I fucked mine up pretty hard. So that was cool. um Go listen to it on the Patreon. Check out our Patreon. We're putting out ah bonus apps every week and a bonus movie review once a month for now.
00:56:55
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Who knows what else we'll get up to. You're fucking spoiled. And we always forget to do it. Shout out to our two current patrons, Tyler and Brian. We appreciate it. Yeah. um And actually, we're going to go record a of of Patreon episode right now. So you should go subscribe to our Patreon. The link's in the fucking description, you fucking whatever. Lovely patron. Who knows? People with money. like Yeah. as s um So what should we tell them is coming out next week?
00:57:24
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the The vault? Yeah, it's going to be the vault. Yeah, next week, unfortunately, my schedule is pretty fucked. ah Next week, we have a vaulted episode coming out on Monsters, Inc. um I can tell you from the little I remember about the recording, it's a good time. It's a fun one. We had a great time.
00:57:42
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um And then we're going to have out a little bit delayed a review for you and The Bride the week after. um And also, you know, we're blessed with another Friday the 13th in March.
00:57:56
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Blessed? Well, cursed. Yeah. Call Chuck. Yeah. Um, let us know if you want us to do scream, uh, as the next franchise we do, besides when we've been pushing back for fucking weeks, besides that one for a little fucking weeks that we've been pushing back. But you know, maybe we'll have, we'll do scream as like the summer or yeah like the summer franchise we cover scene by scene.
00:58:21
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Obviously, we're not going to be doing Scream 7 a scene by scene. I don't want to watch the movie ever again. i mean yeah I don't think I do. Will I buy it? Oh, God. Probably. i only have so what What do you have? You have all of them?
00:58:33
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I got all of them. I have Scream 1 through 3 on physical. Okay. It's a pack. Also, speaking of physical, be on the lookout for a new episode year.
00:58:44
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ah You can do it. I'm not good at it. Yeah? You want it? It's coming out this month, guys. We know you missed it so much. The only one that's not 4K is number four because that has yet to come out, but it's being released.
00:58:59
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Sikims. I might get sickums I don't know. i might get it i don't know I don't, I mean, seven, I don't want to get, maybe I'll get four and five. Cause have one, two, five, six.
00:59:12
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The shitty thing about six is the steel books kind of fire. It is so fire. oh Fire, bro. Fuck. That shit rips. Um, but it's a shit movie. So unfortunately, um,
00:59:25
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That's basically it. That's all we fucking got for you pieces of shit. Our bonus Patreon review movie for March is going be Tremors. So all the more reason to go subby-webby on our Patreon. Okay? big you bit You like big sands fucking snake things? It's for you. ah ah Yeah.
00:59:45
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So that's it. ah Scream 7 was shit. And we'll see you guys next week. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark. I'm gonna stab you with a knife.