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EP. 100! The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
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Celebrating 100 Episodes with Explicit Humor
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I want to play football. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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rinsing your girl out, bud.
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Hello, my name is Nick, and I have shaft hair.
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Call me Odell Beckham Senior, because I'm dad.
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want me to lick your bedpan, filthy skunk?
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
Introducing 'Silence of the Lambs'
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Hello and welcome to episode 100 of the Two Guys, One Scream podcast. great. Here we fucking are, bitch. You thought we were going to quit? Nah. Nah. ice I spit.
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What is it? Spit or quit? Quit or spit? Spitters or quitters? I want you to slop my top. Uh... For episode 100, I'm pulling cat hair out my mouth, and we got a jam-packed episode for you today. We got a lot of shit to go over, a lot of shit to do. And the movie's long as shit.
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And the movie's long and dense, not like my cock. My cock is just short and dense. That's just what it is. you got oh So it's a chode? I have a chode on you? yeah I admitted to having a chode under a minute into the recording. That's impressive.
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Hey, so that is what it is. Yeah. So we are reviewing an all time great movie. A movie that, I mean, is undeniable. If you don't like this movie, I respectfully don't listen to our podcast anymore. So ah i already kind of knew going into it, but after I watched it again with like fresh eyes, a mind, I guess.
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This might be like one of the greatest movies like ever ah ever. All time. All time. All time. All time. All time. Yeah. yeah I already believe that. This is Silence of the Lambs. Can I just come out and say this is a guy this is a horror movie? Or we're not with that?
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No, it's a horror movie. 100%. Yeah, it's a horror movie. I'm happy we didn't do it for Horror Month because now we have it for episode 100. Yeah.
Birthday Celebration and Movie Gifts
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And I feel like it's just enough perverted, fucked up that that it suits our um yeah shit. It's thriller, but like...
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Then it goes into horror. Like, it starts as, like, detective movie, and then it goes horror. Like, big. You want to tell them about the movie we thought we were going to review for 100? So there was this movie called Thananomorphos.
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It's like a Canadian movie about this bitch that starts... her Yeah, she starts, like, her body starts decaying, and she starts, like, fucking herself, and, like... People fuck her while she's decaying. And I watched it and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. So that didn't make it. ratho Yeah, but we saw aro went on wrong I never watched it. so Yeah, I saved you.
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I wasted two hours of my life so you didn't have to. And all our fans, so you're fucking welcome. ah All right, so what should we do first? The birthday gift?
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Yeah, let's do the birthday again. When you're listening to this, it's kind of like well past, but I did have a birthday at this point 25 days ago. So shout out to me.
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And Gert got me a little something, something. And then we'll do the same when you have your
Discussing Letterboxd Stats and Viewing Habits
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birthday. And... Yeah, we'll just do it be fun We'll do it live in the pod. And of course, this a movie podcast, so you can probably guess what the gifts are. Yeah, you're fucking wondering, like, where's the Yay You Want It? Well, here's a little mini one. Mini one, yeah. And yeah, I fucking want it.
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Holidays, you know, no Yay You Want It. Well, there should be, I mean, don't know, we can talk about that off the pod, but at some point, a Yay You Want It's going to coming out in January because owe them one. No new recordings of Yay Want It.
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No. But we're we got four? Four Yeah You Wanted still? Get the fuck out of here. all here we go. Bag is ripped.
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All right, I hope you grab the the the bad one first. Not bad, but like. All right, should grab the blue or the black? Blue. Blue first. Blue first. this is You got motherfucking Chicken Run. Chicken Run's a goaded movie. I'm sad you don't like it, but I love this movie. I think i don't know where you're getting this Chicken Run hate from. thought you weren't big on it oh you or yeah do it. You do like Chicken Run.
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I like it, but I'm not a big on like the whole Wallace and Gromit thing. right and That's kind of like the same John. Will you sniff my balls, Gromit? Yeah, I mean, that's fair. Yeah. ah Loading.
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I know it's like kind of like a throwaway movie, but it's been on your list for a minute, and you kind of wanted it. Yeah, you know, it was something i really hoped to find in the wild. that Bull Moose, unfortunately, shat to him. Just let me down a little bit. But now that you bought this from me, I'm going to find it on my next visit. Make no mistake. Yo, if you find the next one, i' be ah you might, actually, but be a little upset.
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ah Well, thank you. This is, ah again, long-time lister, so we can get rid of it off the list. Here we with the next one. It's black, which means it's in fork. You probably know what it is. We got the Count of Monte Cristo in 4K. Certified fresh motherfucking banger, bitch. Banger, banger, banger. You hear me? so here ah great Thank you very much. This is a goaded fucking movie. I love this movie.
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um What a great selection. This is a fantastic movie. I don't think it doesn't say Digi, but if it had one, I'd send it to you. Oh, that'd be nice. Speaking of Digi, you know why Jake isn't on the recording? Because he couldn't find it streaming and he didn't want to pay $3 because he's a fucking Jew.
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You might have to like that. No, I'm keeping that. Yeah. All right, Jake. We love everybody, Jake's being a fucking Jew. Because he is Jewish. But Jake's being a fucking Jew. Yeah, Jake's being a fucking Jew for that. He's following Jewish stereotypes, which we didn't make. Those already existed.
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Anyways, The Count of Monte Cristo. Gangbanger. Love this movie. This is my number one from last year. And that's why i was like, you know what? You said that the there was a... Because the before it was only yeah an import, right? But now they came out with like a US version.
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The US 4K came out in November. Yeah. On Veterans Day. Happy birthday to Matt. Yeah. So there you go. 4K. Is that November 11th? Veterans Day? That's the right one, right? don't think so. What's November 11th?
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Matt's birthday. It's either... Yeah. Well, that's the day came out. So... Yeah, thanks, dog. These are fucking sick. These are both both listers that are just going to get deleted right now because why not?
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Yeah, Chicken Run's like the fifth one down. Yeah. Count of Monte Crisco only had, it was like one of those things where was like X amount left, more coming soon. I'm like, gone.
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Doing it now. Hell yeah. This is a big W. Thank you. You got it um We didn't do this on the best of episode, but we're going to do it now. to Just thought of it. And that's fine.
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Letterboxd stats from last year, 2025.
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Gert was not a paid member of Letterboxd, but now you are. Now I am. So now you have this information readily available for you. Do you want to just do you want to go back and forth? Yes. OK, so we'll do.
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First of how many movies you got for last year? Logged? Yes, logged. Films logged? I got 78. Rookie numbers, I know. No, I mean, last year I had 216, which is kind of a down year for me a little bit.
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ah There are also some banked episodes we recorded that I did not log because I logged them when we released the episode. So you can probably make that 220, 225. I don't know how many bank we did this year that aren't out yet.
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little fucking uppercut to that number. Yeah. My cat's cracked my nose. Looks like I have fucking piercing like a dyke. Oh, yeah. Okay. that well I averaged 18 movies per month, four per week. Last year, I think I averaged like fucking 12.
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twelve Average per month, you said? Yeah, it was 18. Went 6.5. went six point five Mine was 4.1 per week. Mine's 1.5.
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Which, to to be fair, though, the average person probably not watching almost two movies a week, right? Maybe. i don't know. My sister doesn't watch like a movie a month, so I have no idea.
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I mean, my dad watches Hallmark. Yo, if my dad had a letterboxd every day, he'd have a new Hallmark movie like listed on a letterboxd. That'd be crazy. pretty fire. did We led on a fucking...
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On a pot up. We should get letterboxd. On a pot up? Sure. right. So milestones. my first My first film
Scene-by-Scene Breakdown of 'Silence of the Lambs'
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logged was Hellboy the Crooked Man. I talked to about this on an episode of Harry. About how fucking bad it was. When he was fucking trash garbage.
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And then the last one also trashed garbage. The Marine. Oh, wow. Listen to our episode on that. Shout to Chloe Rhodes. Yeah. ah My first film was ah Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. All right. January 7th.
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Early. hu And then last film was Thanatomorphos. And I'm really pissed that was my last one. But there's a vag on my screen. So that's cool. A leaking vag. Shout out to vaginas. Yeah. Yeah.
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You got any diary milestones? I have four. I have one. It depends. It goes by 50, right? So you have to like watch the more increments of 50, you get more. So my 50th log of last year was Captain America Brave New World.
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Ruh-roh. Ruh-roh. Listen our episode on that. ah My 100th log was Final Destination Bloodlines. Hey, Greg. W?
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ah Oh, I was aggressive. My 150th was a movie called Lurker. Actually, a pretty good movie. I would go check that out. It's like a stalker obsessed movie, but we put they're kind of also a little gay.
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Oh, okay. And then my 200th log was Sweena. Nice. Check out our episode on Sweeney Todd. Goated fucking movie.
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That's as far as I got. So my one and only diary milestone for 50th film I watched was with you, actually, in person. Big dub.
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I guess. dog. Oh, sorry. dog? What's hot dog? Oh, the movie Hot Dog. Hot yeah. Yeah, that fucking piece of shit. Yeah, fuck that movie. Yeah. Um...
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Have you watched any movies more than once during the year? The most watched section? You have movies here? Most watched? is it It's like right below Dowry Milestones. you just so honor Yeah, so you didn't so basically you didn't log the same movie more than once in last year. Well, I did.
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So this is embarrassing. I saw Captain America Brave New World twice. Why? I went and saw my own for the pod, right? Right.
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And then I went on a date and I told the girl I hadn't seen it just to go on the date. Oh. And then I got pretty fucking hammered. That's fair. Yeah. Next one's a big W, The Dark Knight.
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Okay. great See that twice, once for the pod. And then The Dark Knight is a big plane movie for me. If I'm on a plane, I'm watching The Dark Knight. Yeah, because it'd probably get you there and back. It's goaded. It depends where you're going. But yeah, it's it's goaded. um if If they have it, I'm watching it.
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um The next one, Big w The Return of Living Dead. o ah Once for the pod and once on a date in my home, I showed them the movie because they were a big fan of The Walking Dead. I'm like, you like zombies? You like this?
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You like jazz? Check out episodes on The Dark Knight and Return of Living Dead. The last one, slightly embarrassing, but i you know, I did it to myself. Actually, you might be able to guess, what's the one other movie I watched twice this year and I made a big deal about it in October?
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In October? Because a certain group of people voted for it.
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Human Centipede 2. Yeah. Yep. Fuck so. I watched that on my own because I was just curious. I like, oh, it definitely isn't going to win the bracket. And then it won the bracket. then I watched it again. Yeah. you Speaking of bracket, Aaron Rodgers finally back in the NFL playoffs. Let's go. Big dub to Aaron. Shout to you.
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Is that kicker alive still? I don't know. What kicker? The Ravens? The one that missed the kick, yeah. He shouldn't be. He was crying. Last year, i feel like they got knocked out. that They lost going into the playoffs or lost in the place because Mark Andrews dropped that fucking touchdown pass. I made the same joke. They just choke.
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So John Harbaugh might not have a job. They're big chokers. Yeah. yeah um Do we care about genres, country languages? No, right? I mean, I'll just tell you my number one genre. It's horror. I feel like that's not a surprise. Mine is comedy.
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By five, comedy is 77, drama 75, horror 72. Huh. If you tap the bar, it shows you the numbers. Oh, yeah. Horror is 41. Now, obviously USA, of course. i what What are we talking about here? no Yeah. Themes in nano genres, nobody fucking cares. I watched an Italian movie.
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What was that? If you click it, it should tell you. Oh, the living dead at Manchester morgue. yeah. Oh, we were together for that. Garbage. It was AIDS. um My biggest theme is horror, so that's good. Same.
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My nano genre, gruesome, terrifying, imaginative. Imaginative. I got action-packed suspense intense. Yeah, that's my fourth one.
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My breakdown, you got 20, 25 movies. watched 54. Older movies, 162. mainly older movies. older movies a hundred and sixty two so mainly older movies Yeah, me too.
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Watches and rewatches. got 49 rewatches this year. At 56. 167 new movies watched this year. That's pretty good.
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We'll we just go to this part. I always find this interesting. I watched 87 movies off my watch list, but then added 93. So we're at a net more. I always try to make it smaller. It never fucking happens.
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I don't use letterboxed watch list because I just know myself because you're gay. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Here we go. Most watched cast members. I think ours would be very, very similar.
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um You can go. all you go first. What we doing? Top one? I'm doing most. You can do it. was going to. I want to read you.
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I kind of want to read you the six right here. Oh, six. All right. you have like a little bubble, like six people like this? Yeah. Just spoiled my top six. I didn't look. So my top six, we got Alan Rickman. Number one.
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W. W. Alan Rickman. Uh, David Bradley. Is that the guy that plays Filch? Yeah, that's David Bradley. That's Filch. ah Then we got Ralph in Innocent.
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That's yeah kind of surprising. Well, he was in. He's in V. Yeah. He's in the Fantastic Four. He's in Frankenstein, which you watched this year. he's in He's in three of the Harrys, it seems.
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Oh, he's in Nosferatu. That wasn't this year. No, it's not. ah Then we got Johnny Depp because pirates. My Johnny Depp number is insane. How many films does this have underneath his name?
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Five. My Johnny Depp is number one. It's nine films. Holy shit. watched nine Johnny Depp films last year. don't even remember all of those. I don't know who this guy is, but number five is Martin Kleba. Who is this guy? He's little bald fuck.
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Oh, he's in all the pirates. Oh, he's the fucking little midget dude in The Popper Midget. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Shout out that guy. Shout him. And then, uh, Ralph Fiennes. Shout out Ralph Fiennes.
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All right. My six. Number one is shocking. Johnny Depp, seven films. Or nine films. I read backwards. Nine films for Johnny Depp. I don't know what the fuck I watched. that Sweener, pirates pirates Pirates, Pirates, Pirates, Edward Sizzies.
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he's in Crybaby, which fucking sucks, and Public Enemy. Um, Alan Rickman, seven films. How? I'm surprised Daniel Radcliffe was not in your top six. For me, he's the third one. a lot of people have only five films, and it's like a lot of Harry Potter people.
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Yeah. He's got seven for me because I watched Guns of Kimbo. and that's the other one that I watched this year. And Imperium. Yeah, I didn't log in Imperium, but I fell asleep. Yeah, that's fair. Next, I got Tom Felton, six films because I watched that new movie that came out this year, Fackham Hall.
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Comedy he's in. Yeah, Fackham. Helena Bonham Carter. Fucking rinse me out. Warwick Davis. W? W.
Exploring Hannibal Lecter's Mind Games
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Timothy Spall, who is... Pettigrew.
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And I just named Seven. And I'm sorry for that. Hey, it's okay, man. ah What else do we... Why is there all these fucking people here? Oh, my shit's bugging. Hold minute. But you scroll forever? Yeah.
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You scroll forever. Oh, on people? Yeah. My... If you scroll all to the bottom, you can get your most liked review in highs and lows. You see that? on. Who's your number one most watched director?
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Oh, I skipped director. Mr. David Yates. Me too. Or do you have Osgood Perkins second? No. Gore Verbinski is number two. He did Pirates.
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Is Osgood after that? No. Then it's M. Night Shyamalan. I also have M. Night. You Steven Soderbergh?
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Or Soto Burr? Oh, well, Stephen Lomore is. Osgood's number four. Timmy Burton? All right. Uh...
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Yeah, your' most I have my most liked review here. Three likes on the movie The Mastermind that I give a half star because it's literally nothing. You can listen to my tangent on the best of episode. Fuck that movie. It's trash.
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I have one like on my review for American Guinea Pig Bouquet of Guts and Gore. A movie's horrible. Sounds horrible. ah We got highs and lows.
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The highest average rated movie that I watched this past year, I got to see at Alamo. Shout out. It's The Seven Samurai. 4.6 average rating on Letterboxd. That is over a three-hour movie. I'm like, going to watch it. Might well go Alamo, get fed, get weighted on.
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Right. Not get my dick sucked. but No. ah My highest average with 4.5 Dark Valid. valid Our lowest average might be this. Well, you watched the American guinea pig movie. Never mind. That's actually rated a 2.5 average. So my lowest average is Winnie the Pooh, blood and honey.
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1.1 star baby. Dang gang. Yours too. Yup. My most popular is sinners. Movies kind of mid. Mine was the substance.
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And then you have most obscure? Cause I have one. I do. It's the American guinea pig one. Oh, mine's a comedy special. Cause logged this in letterbox. I'm fake. That's fair, though. They're movies, right? They're feature length. Shout out to Giannis Papas, property owner. Actually a good special.
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ah Newest, I logged Tom Segura's newest comedy special, Teacher. That came out on Christmas Eve. um I love Tom Segura. I love all specials, but Teacher is a step below the rest. It just was not that good.
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ah My newest is Keeper. Keeper. It's the newest movie I saw. Oldest movie I logged this year, i got Frankenstein, the OG, 1931. There you My oldest movie I logged last year. Yeah, I watched i think I watched all of them last year or was the year before? I remember.
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I have ah Pink Flamingos as my oldest movie, 1972. Shout to Pink Flamingo. That's a great movie. It was great, yo. I don't get it. It shouldn't be. It's good.
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My longest movie log this year, I guess it was longer than um Seven Samurai, is The Brutalist, 215 minutes. Mine's At World's End, Pirates. Yeah, movie's too long.
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yeah My shortest, I logged a short film called Midnight Run. It's by the guys that do Rare, the Lost Podcast. Okay. i made a short film, and I watched it, and I logged it. ah Mine's also its American Guinea Pig, 73. Interesting.
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Now, this is good. Rated higher than average. Oh, yeah, dude. We'll have a lot of the same here. My first one's Cat in Hat. Check our episode on that. Gave that a 5 versus a 2.3 average.
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Then we got a Serbian film. Gave that a 4 versus a 1.7 average. Next one is probably Hot, but I don't care. Saw 3. 5-star over a 3-star average.
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Next we got Peter. 4-star over a 2.25 average. Then we got Split, five star, I gave it. over Split's five star, no?
00:21:36
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Yeah, that's on mine too. Yeah, five versus a 3.5 average rating. And then ah Jim Carrey Grinch, five star versus a 3.5. Nice. I won't say the ones that you said. I mean, I won't say the whole star ratings, but I also had Serbian film, Cat in the Hat, and Split.
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ah But then my other three were Scary Movie 2. gave a five star versus a 2.7. Fair. hu Clown in a Cornfield. I gave a four star versus a 2.6. That's interesting because thought that got a good reception.
00:22:08
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Yeah, me too. That movie fucks. Haven't seen it yet. And then the last one, eight millimeter Four and a half stars versus 3.2. You know what's interesting is I also logged eight. watched that together.
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I logged that a four and a half and didn't get. It's not on here. the the The writer of that movie also wrote seven and he's coming out with a new movie about ah serial killers. Also, this movie had big seven vibes.
00:22:37
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Yeah, I mean, in writer, so that makes sense. Oh, Silence of the Lambs? Yeah. This is the OG, though. This is the OG. This is the inspiration. All right, we got... This is the last little section we can do here. Rated lower than average.
00:22:50
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ah Polar Express, half star. I gave it one. The Mastermind, half star. I've talked with that enough. um The Greasy Strangler, i talked about that on an episode some point. Half star, don't bother. Has a 3.07 average. Disgusting.
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We probably both have this one, Living Dead of the Manchester Morgue. Yep. I gave it a star. It has a 3.4 average. It's insane. Who is AIDS? We both probably also have this one. Check out our episode, The Devil Wears Prada. I gave it a star and a half.
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I gave it a star. Has a 3.8 average rating. And then I also have cry baby. I gave one star has a 3.5 average rating. Damn. Uh, so I have devil wears Prado living dead and polar express, but then I also have the Nantamamp and the Nantamorphos. I gave one star versus 2.4. This movie, uh, so much lower. Yeah. This movie eczema, uh, it's a Korean.
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korean wo it Korean ghost movie. I watched Mark and Autumn. chapmark give it a two I give it a two star versus a 3.6.
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ah And the last one is Rabid by David k Cronenberg. gave it star and a half versus 3.2. Yeah, we talked about that movie at some point.
00:24:15
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I'm a fan. David. Garbage. Sorry, Dave. In my opinion. Unless you want to see the map about films you watch where, that's kind of it.
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Yeah. I'm scud. I'm scud on that. So that was our 2025. Better luck next year. going to try and step up. Step it My game.
00:24:37
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Like that movie, right? Step up. cheerleader movie? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, but we're here to ah we're here to review this fucking movie, Silence the Lambs. Goated.
00:24:50
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they got do they have some gas posters? They better. Mine is pretty gas. Oh, yeah. I've already logged this film twice on here, so this might be my third log.
00:25:02
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This one's hot. um Movie came out in 1991. This is pre-Benoit, pre-911. Benoit, at this time, was... i found it. Where is it?
00:25:13
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It's right somewhere in here. Movie came out... February 14th, 1991. And Benoit had, Benoit won a title. He won it a couple weeks after. He won it March 3rd, 91. The WWF Light Heavyweight Championship. But his name was the Pegasus Kid.
00:25:35
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That's some gay shit. That is some gay ass shit, Chris. What are you doing? Come on, Chris? Yeah, that's what Chris was doing. movie was directed by Jonathan Dem.
00:25:49
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I am curious to see what else he's done because I just, I'm like, what what happened to you, man? He made that, it's a movie, it's called Stop Making Sense, it's literally a concert.
00:26:00
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Oh. it's just It's just a concert. Philadelphia. I've heard of this. Yeah, I've seen it. It's ah Tom Hanks is a gay man who has AIDS and he sues a company for firing him over discrimination.
00:26:13
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Yeah, do that. W. W. W. Sue right there. It's yeah, it's OK. It's not great. um My hotter take, the Manchurian Candidate remake that he made just fucking so mid and so boring.
00:26:26
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Like a struggle bus together. It's 129 minutes. Oh, brutes. And the rest is I don't never heard of. Imagine making one of the greatest films of all time and then just that's it.
00:26:38
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Is it cheating, though, if it's an adaptation from a book?
00:26:43
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um I don't think it's cheating because like movies that are adaptations from books that suck, they they just suck. Yeah, it doesn't necessarily mean the book sucks. yeah Look at Twilight. yeah Those books are good.
00:26:57
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Hold me. Look at a lot of Stephen King adaptations. Most them suck. right
00:27:04
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All right. So then we got here your cast list. Go ahead. Before we get into cast list, I do have a question because I know you own this movie on 18 different versions. Which one did you decide to watch today? i think I only own it on one. have the Criterion.
00:27:18
Speaker
I don't think only one you have. I don't think I have the keynote. I'm looking over My eyesight kind of sucks. Oh, you got rid of the the three pack? As well. The three pack. I think I still have.
00:27:29
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, you're right. I still have that. But the rest of the trilogy is not great because they recast Jodie Foster and it's just like, what are we doing? Yeah, that's a big rut row. I mean, she probably cost too much.
00:27:40
Speaker
Yeah, I watched it on Criterion and I enjoyed it on Criterion. It looked good. I watched the Kino 4K. Looked great. For some reason, I thought I had that. I don't think I have it.
00:27:51
Speaker
It's not there. This is a movie i would definitely buy on like the Blu-ray of the Criterion just to own it. you know Yeah, it's pretty. It looks nice. ah The menu screen is pretty cool.
00:28:02
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and yeah Also, want to shout out the soundtrack this movie is iconic to me. I can hear this music in my head like... Just think about the movie, I can hear it. Yeah. I think the score is great. This movie scared me as a kid.
00:28:16
Speaker
i can I know where I was. Bleep this name. I watched it in my parents' basement one time. Really? That was the first time ever watched it. I didn't know what it was. I was like, whoa. We were middle school.
00:28:28
Speaker
Okay. You know what? It's crazy. I was also... No, I think it was fifth grade. The summer going into sixth. Yeah. We went on vacation to the Outer Banks with my aunt and uncle. And my uncle thought he was a fucking troll. And he's yo, I know what to show you. And we just fucking watched it. And then I was petrified to sleep.
00:28:50
Speaker
but Yeah. Movie is not Movie is a bit scary. It stars Jodie Foster, a.k.a. Clarice Starling. I mean, she's kind of a piece, no?
00:29:02
Speaker
Hit that fuck. She's getting dick down. Yeah. I mean, she gets like. Not sexually abused, but like, you know. Right. Big.
00:29:14
Speaker
Good feminism in this movie. Yes. Power to the woman. Power to them. ah She's in Taxi Driver. She's in Panic Room. You got to check out Panic Room.
00:29:24
Speaker
Goated movie. You keep saying that, yeah. Love of Panic Room. I liked better than The Strangers. Any fucking home invasion movie, Panic Room is my number one, personally speaking. She's also in Inside Man. Very good movie. This is a movie that when I watched it, I was like, oh, I should start watching more movies.
00:29:39
Speaker
I watched this on Hulu one time with my grandmother, and I was like, movie he's fucking rips. Oh, a Spike Lee joint, huh? Yeah, with Denzel. ok I mean, that sold me right there, huh? Yeah. Willem Dafoe? That other non-mean is Dr. Strange's side piece in in Dr. Strange. Oh, okay. yeah Forgot his name.
00:29:58
Speaker
um The rest of these movies, I don't know if I care about or care enough to mention. so shout out to Jodie Faltry and Dicked. Um... Sir Anthony Hopkins is a fucking sir.
00:30:11
Speaker
Gotta give him the fucking credit right there. he's ah He's a fucking goat. He's an all-time great fucking actor. i would fuck him for the clout. I'm fucking him for sure, but he's throwing it back big.
00:30:22
Speaker
But he's got a nibble on my tip like he is Hannibal, you know? Oh, I forgot. I mean, maybe we can use this as just kind of a an honorary doong-doong button in honor of this episode. i don't know what's going to happen.
00:30:34
Speaker
Somebody shoved it in there.
00:30:40
Speaker
What's that from? Is it from this movie? Is it? What did? Yeah, there's a... Oh, the moth. In the autopsy scene, she she was unless somebody shoved it in there. And literally in real time, I made a note to pull that.
00:30:55
Speaker
This video was going to work. We should tell the people listening that the I'd Fuck Me audio just... it doesn't It's not good for this. It would just sound like a yeah dumb button we had. And copyright. You never know with that.
00:31:07
Speaker
Yeah, i mean, this is copyright, too, but it's just kind of like I'd fucking like, I don't know, shoved it in there. You know, you jump put it in there. There's a button for you. That would be a keeper. That's kind of rapey, but you know what i mean? Shove it in there.
00:31:19
Speaker
Yeah. i Next, we got Scott Glenn, who plays Jack Crawford. I think I think I'd fuck him. In the movie? In the movie, yeah.
00:31:30
Speaker
In his picture, he looks like a fucking, I don't know. He looks kind of homeless. In the picture, he kind of looks like if Alan Rickman had cancer. I was going to say he looks like Clint Eastwood. Oh, okay.
00:31:41
Speaker
Yeah, but I mean I fuck him in the movie, right? He's got a piece. Somebody shoved it in there. We shoved it in there. That's good. um Next, we got Ted Levine, who plays James Gumm.
00:31:55
Speaker
But I thought James Gumm wasn't the guy. it is the guy.
00:32:02
Speaker
Then why did they go to Chicago? Because it was a it was not the right information. They got fucked. They got the name but not the address? Yeah, different address.
00:32:13
Speaker
I'm staying far away from James Gunn, tell you what. This guy's scary. He ain't fucking it. He ain't fucking it. I'm just saying, this this guy's in flubber. Hold on, this guy's in flubber.
00:32:26
Speaker
Which guy's in flubber? The guy that plays Buffalo Bill, dude. Ted Levine. Oh, I wasn't looking. He's also in Shutter Island and Heat and The Fast and Furious. He's been around.
00:32:39
Speaker
This movie's called Birth. This movie's called Geisha and it better be about fucking geisha girls because they're so cute. They are cute. It's literally just fucking a bunch of Ching Chongs and then Ken Watanabe. Shout to him.
00:32:52
Speaker
Shout out. ratmo You can, if you need to believe that, I understand. um Next, we got Anthony Held, who plays Dr. Frederick Chilton. He, I don't think so.
00:33:06
Speaker
No. Right? No. He's also a little rapey. He ain't fucking it. Very rapey. He ain't fucking it. Next, we got Brooke Smith, who plays Catherine Martin. I don't think I'm fucking her in the hole, out of the hole. i just don't think I'm fucking her.
00:33:20
Speaker
No. Like in the hole she's in, you know? No, no, no. No, I get I mean, you fuck people in the holes, but yeah she's in the hole. Yeah, well, more on Catherine's hole later, but we're not fucking it for now. He ain't fucking it. Oh, she's an interstellar. Yeah, she is. i don't know who the fuck she's in this movie, but she's probably not a main a main bitch, right? Nope.
00:33:39
Speaker
nope Definitely not. What have we got on this fucking list? Shout out, I guess, Diane Barker who plays Senator Ruth Martin, her mom. um No, ma. He ain't fucking it.
00:33:52
Speaker
There's a white guy named Lamar, that's crazy. That is weird. I think that's all I got. Right? That's pretty much your cast. I'll give shout Stuart Rudin who plays Migs. Yeah, kt he'll play a pivotal role. Yeah, he will.
00:34:06
Speaker
The rest these fucking dickheads, I don't really care. So that's fine. Shout out Paul Lazar. ah cause Not Pablo Escobar. No, because this guy's retarded.
00:34:19
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.
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00:35:50
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All right, well, here we fucking go. Silence of the Lambs. Strap it in. Strap it on. We do a scene by scene, which means we cover each scene as the scene comes. You get that, Charlie? right. Who's Charlie? I don't know, but i want to fuck him the ass. My cat?
00:36:05
Speaker
Whoa! I did not mean your cat. That's disgusting. We do not condone bestiality. No, and that bitch, rat no she got crusty ass, too. So it's like, if you're going in there, you're getting some shit on your dick. Oh, yeah, I am. um Suck the tip just right.
00:36:22
Speaker
My cat? Maybe. All right. All right, well, this movie opens... definitely stick her, like, tongue in your little pee hole so she can feel how smooth it is. Yeah, but I'll tell everybody about Cat's tongues like sandpaper. That shit's fucking horrible. Yeah, she'll make your fucking... Your smooth a hard, you know what mean?
00:36:43
Speaker
My smooth a hard? Yeah. That should be rocky after she's done. Grated. Like a cheddar. It's kind of like... It's like when you mix cement paste then it gets hard and you just fucking make my cement hard.
00:36:54
Speaker
Right. Alright, well... Movie opens um with some ah big dramatic music. Like I said, this is pretty iconic to me. ah And you see Clarice on a little run. She's ah an FBI agent in training. um and You know, this is like 1990, they say. so like...
00:37:15
Speaker
Women, they don't do that. They don't have rights. They belong in the kitchen making the men's sandwiches. rat no think that People in the 1990s thought that. They don't solve crimes. They suck your penis. But I was born in 98, so maybe I think that a little bit.
00:37:29
Speaker
Well, yeah. I'm just kidding. She's on this run. She climbs this fucking rope ladder, John. She hurls some stuff, whatever. um And then she gets told that Crawford, who was like the head FBI guy, he wants to see her. How you done?
00:37:45
Speaker
um And then the camera tracks her going like through the FBI Academy, I guess. And the point is, they're all men. All right?
00:37:56
Speaker
There's no women. She's a woman. Yeah, she's a woman in a man's world. Which, are we fucking that not mean or no? She's kind of bad. I ain't gonna lie. could tug on her fucking dreads. Yeah. Hell yeah. Somebody shoved it in there. Yeah. This button's gotta stay now. This shit's great. Well, the problem is we have that and we have the Oh Martha. hu We got a lot of a lot to choose from. Oh Martha, my go.
00:38:20
Speaker
Yeah. Oh Martha's not the soundboard, but yeah. Yeah. Bye, Eminem. It was nice for the first 100. Second 100, we're doing this one. Somebody shoved it in there. You gotta check we know, we changed our intro. You gotta change the soundboard a little bit, too. This great.
00:38:37
Speaker
This is the back nine. Um...
00:38:42
Speaker
she goes so She goes and walks to this office and like, yeah, Crawford's not here yet. Go wait over there. So she goes into his office and waits for him. And she's looking at Buffalo Bill's ah profile. it's hanging up on the wall. And he's just – he's on a rampage. He's a tear. He's skinned five people already. So, you know, he's dominant.
00:39:00
Speaker
yeah You know how fillet a dude? how would i fly How to fillet a dude? No, I couldn't fillet a dude. probably skin dude. Yeah. i could probably skin a dude that's fucked up That's fucking crazy, right? Yeah, but it is. But, you know.
00:39:14
Speaker
But unfortunately, it is kind of the same technique you would use to, like, skin a... You just kind of... Yeah, you know. or whatever. Right. I would take somebody's face off pretty easy. Oh, yeah. One piece, though. You got to do it in one piece. Yeah, I could do that.
00:39:27
Speaker
Nice. i mean, I don't know why I sound so confident, but yeah, I could could do that. yeah You're on a list. It's all right. you know that You know they have you in school, like, if you go down the path far enough, you butcher, you, like, skin a pig's head.
00:39:40
Speaker
because they make head cheese. Oh, right. Yeah. So if you can do a fucking pay head, you could probably do a human head. Did you do that? I... Yeah. Was it gross? It had to be. A little bit. Yeah, it's not great.
00:39:54
Speaker
um So essentially, you know, they're they... This motherfucker is on a fucking rampage. He's on an all-time run. Five people skinned, and they still know who the fuck he is. Like, this is some Chris Benoit numbers. Yeah, I mean, he's... Like this guy Yeah, I mean, he's the fucking bulls in the 90s.
00:40:09
Speaker
He's going crazy. ah but And Crawford like reads her resume or whatever. It doesn't fucking matter, but she wants to work in behavioral science. So a lot of this is like psychology based stuff.
00:40:21
Speaker
And they can't find this guy. So Crawford's like, let me find a nice little piece in our fucking, the one woman in our fucking field to help me out. Hey, I want you to go down there and talk to this guy. He likes eating people, but don't worry. He'll be behind glass. He ain't going to suck your clit off.
00:40:37
Speaker
He's not going to suck your clit up, but there is a guy who shoots cum like it's webbing. yeah that guy. Someone will give this man a red and blue suit because I found Spider-Man. I found fucking... He's got fucking pinpoint accuracy big. Yeah. His only weakness how to swallow his tongue now and again.
00:40:56
Speaker
Yeah. yeah That's what I saw on his fucking tongue. And he's going to come on you, but then he's going to gyrate in his bed like a fucking freak. um So he's like, look, going to send you to talk this guy and he fucking hates me. maybe I'll talk to you.
00:41:13
Speaker
And he gives her some notes on Hannibal. um And again, Hannibal Lecter, if you don't know from just like him being a popular character, like in the world, he's ah a doctor who is a cannibal.
00:41:26
Speaker
He eats people. But he's not the villain of this movie, which is kind of wild. Yeah, he's like the anti-hero. There's cat hair in my mouth again.
00:41:36
Speaker
Yeah. and No, that's just Clarice's pubes. I hope I don't like that. that's That was too much. ah but You like a little hair. I do like a little hair. um Sorry my cousin if you're listening.
00:41:48
Speaker
Um... He tells Clarice when she's talking to him, don't say anything personal because you don't want this fucking guy in your head. Well, didn't listen to that. Because he is a psychology doctor guy. He's a proper fucking doctor, man. Yeah.
00:42:02
Speaker
um We cut to Baltimore State Hospital and we meet Dr. Chilton who immediately is trying to fuck Clarice. And I don't blame him. you know No, but he's trying to get in there.
00:42:14
Speaker
He wants harassment. He's asking if she's staying for a couple of days and he can show the town. It's more fun with two people than one. i mean, you know, she's just not into you, dude. You look like fucking jerk off.
00:42:25
Speaker
Yeah. He's like, I can show you around my fucking cock. Yeah. She's like like, sir, I don't think I can do that. Yeah. He snipped. I feel like he's got a hood. That guy snipped.
00:42:36
Speaker
think he snipped? All right. Hannibal snipped himself. hannibal if Hannibal fucking ate his circumcision. Oh, my God. Yeah. was like, Mommy, what's of that? i just fucking ate his fucking hood. He's like, oh, I'm bleeding.
00:42:48
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. That's how sucks cock, too. yeah Yeah. He ain't gay. He just, you know. Yeah. um So he walks. It's a taste of cheese.
00:43:00
Speaker
little dick cheese for you. Um, he, Dr. Children walks, uh, Clarice to like the downstairs area, the basement where they keep all the fucking prisoners. Um, and he's like, we've tried to run some tests on him before, but you know, he doesn't, he's, it's fucking useless. He's too smart for it.
00:43:19
Speaker
And, uh, He tells her that it was smart for fucking Crawford to send a woman because he'll be horned up, which maybe he was. Maybe he wasn't. I don't know.
00:43:30
Speaker
No, he definitely was. ah And then he lays out the rules. Don't touch the glass. Don't approach the glass. Don't give him any papers that have staples or paperclips. No pens, no pencils, no clits. All right. No.
00:43:43
Speaker
Keep your fucking clit away. um Don't accept anything he offers you, including dick. The balls. think getting dick from Hittable Electric. Yeah, that's crazy.
00:43:54
Speaker
um But he's got to wear the mask. Got to. Yeah. and the one the one when he gets off the plane because they change it. Right. Or I it's part of like the wheelie drawn. I don't know. The wheelie drawn?
00:44:06
Speaker
remember Remember when he was in the cell? He's like, he's fucking smushed. He looks like a pig ass. Yeah, it's like a face mask. Right. But there's like an actual like mask on whatever.
00:44:18
Speaker
um So he tells this story about Hannibal complaining of chest pains and he shows her this photo of a nurse who essentially he fucking ate her tongue and his pulse never went over 85. And, you know, this guy's nothing he trifled with.
00:44:35
Speaker
He could fuck you up. um Clarice suggests she goes in by herself. He's like, you could have fucking saved me the walk, but it doesn't matter. We meet Barney the not mean. He's one of the orderlies, and he's like, it's down there.
00:44:52
Speaker
They got a chair for you down there, boss. Do you think this is the fucking Mahoman Yoiman? No. but oh um So she walks by a couple cells, including this one cell that has the prisoner MIGs or multiple MIGs.
00:45:09
Speaker
And he tells Clarice he can smell her cunt, not cunt juice. No. ah But the way this is shot, it I really like this for some reason. But like...
00:45:22
Speaker
Every cell she passes, she looks at him, and then it, like, looks back, and she sees the chair getting closer and closer. She gets scareder and scareder. More scared, not scareder. Yeah, because Annamie left the chair out for her.
00:45:34
Speaker
Yeah. He's like, yeah, you go sit down there. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, you go sit in the back. How you fucking like it. Yeah. um She finally meets Hannibal, who is just standing there waiting for her. It's so fucking creepy, dude. Yeah, it really is.
00:45:53
Speaker
And he already knows that she's one of Crawford's fucking people. And he asks to see her credentials. And then you get the the the the classic, closer.
00:46:04
Speaker
Can I see your clit, Clarice? um and he notices her badge that was inflamed after flicking it
00:46:16
Speaker
he notices her shit expires uh in not that not like flicking her shit shit like her badge yeah you can no longer flick your shit clarice you are expired imagine your fucking expiration and your clit is just fucking shaved in your pubes This fucking clit. Boy, you better a fuck this pussy tonight. This shit expires. This shit fresh right now.
00:46:41
Speaker
Yeah. Um, she's, and so he knows that she's a fucking trainee and he asked what Mig said to her. And, uh, she tells him like, yeah, you say you can smell like cunt. He goes, well, I can't.
00:46:54
Speaker
like And then you have like the fucking, the classic sniff sniff. But I do like your lotion. Yeah. Yeah. um and he mentions her skin cream and perfume and then he has some drawings one is of the duomo which i went and saw in person in italy don't mean to flex but now it kind of hits because like oh i saw that now i know what it is what is it it's a big fucking church um you know how it is in fucking italy just all fucking churches and old shit that's true and fucking pasta yeah hand gestures yep
00:47:35
Speaker
yeah And he drew all these from memory. And then she tried to like slip him this questionnaire, but he's not impressed because we were having like a nice conversation. Then you just kind of like showed your hand by being like, yeah, here's the question I want you to fill out.
00:47:49
Speaker
Hey, thanks for coming here. you fucking do this for me? And then canne Cannibal Hannibal asks, um why she thinks that they call the killer buffalo bill and then she was like he likes to skin his humps which is like is that like buffalo bill's kind of like cock rider like the fucking native american names is that what this is and skins humps yeah like cock rider what was the joke we were making forget what that was yeah yeah cock writer something like that something like bitch who sits on cock or something don't know yeah yeah hu um clarice thinks that he skins the his victims as a trophy but hamble never kept anything from his fucking victim so why that makes no sense clarice you dumb bitch
00:48:42
Speaker
He's like, I did not keep anything. She's like, yeah, you ate them. Nothing to keep. Some little Russian over there. Sorry. It's a little communist over there. um She slides him the notes um and he's just not impressed.
00:48:58
Speaker
And Hannibal's like, you're a fucking rube. i don't know what a rube is, but it's cool that he said it. Rub my rhubarb, Clarice.
00:49:07
Speaker
Do you want Buffalo Bill? um Do you want buffalo sauce all over your titties? Oh, wow. Yo, my cup is buffalo sauce because I'm calling the ambulance immediately. It's burning.
00:49:19
Speaker
Yeah. Get your wings. I'm ready. By the way, I came in the shower yesterday and I thought about that conversation. That cub just dies in hot water. I'm like, yeah, you're all fucking dead now. Yeah. Wow. That's the horrible. Yeah. That's what thought. ruin the moment or did it make it better?
00:49:33
Speaker
Knowing that they were all will say I came pretty good. Yesterday was a good cum in comparison like the other cums I've had in recent weeks. It was a good cum. That's good. The only problem that I cum is in the shower. It gets sticky.
00:49:47
Speaker
That's true. Just wash it off. i don't know. Well, yeah, but you got to make sure you get all because if you wash it, I jerk off before. Do it after? After you're done showering? Are you fucking scrub myself down and then jerk it? Yeah. No, dude, I jerk it first thing.
00:50:01
Speaker
Right, but then you got to make sure your hands clean. Okay, this is really crazy and maybe we shouldn't put this in the podcast. I'm going to tell you anyways. I was jerking it. You know how like...
00:50:11
Speaker
All right, I'm just making the decision. Now cut this.
00:50:17
Speaker
um So anyways, feel like Shaq. Is this what it feels like? Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:29
Speaker
yeah yeah So, yeah, he basically says that she's like a one. she he knows that she comes from fucking white trash and that she's like, essentially, he said she's been fucking a lot in the back of her car. it's Called him a slut. A lot sticky situations in the backseat. I think something like that.
00:50:46
Speaker
And then she's like, you know, if you're making all this fucking observation about me, why don't you just look at yourself? Look in the mirror. Uh, it's harsh. And he's, and then you get the famous line that he's talking about a census person came to talk to him and he ate his, uh, kidney with some fava beans and a Chianti. Why say Chianti like that?
00:51:09
Speaker
Right in the ears. Um, I don't know why says Chianti, but it's okay. Um, So then she basically just leaves. And on the way out, Migs just, he's like, I cut my wrist open. I'm pleading.
00:51:26
Speaker
And then he just literally just shoots fucking cum in her face. I mean, he launches it she's like, uh-huh. And like, I mean, can we just take a minute? Like this movie is very good, obviously, but like just the fucking aim Migs has to send his fucking load in between like the bars of the jail cell through those and onto her face. I mean, that is impressive.
00:51:48
Speaker
This guy should be like this guy's a quarterback. Yeah. I mean, it's yeah. He's not getting handed off. He's handing off. You know what I mean? Right. Danny dimes who this guy is fucking money. Yeah. This is him.
00:52:02
Speaker
Um, This guy could be like the next American sniper. what So, so yeah, take that you fucking jihad. Yeah.
00:52:14
Speaker
um So for this is very chaotic. He comes in her face and then han is like Hannibal's like Clarice Get your fucking ass back over here. Cause like obviously with Hannibal's fucking nose he's smelling Migs' cum. He's like yeah Migs just came.
00:52:30
Speaker
Yeah. um Clarine. Nick. Yeah. For sure. Yep. They just install a pool? What the fuck's going on? Did I got a pool in this joint? Is there a lazy river? What the fuck is going on here?
00:52:46
Speaker
So he tells her to come back and check out one of his old patients, Miss Moffat. um And then she's like, okay. And then he runs away. She runs out and she's like fucking in rough shape. you know, she's upset.
00:52:58
Speaker
I mean, I'd be pretty upset if some random guy just came up and came in my face. But it would be funny if... So, Mace comes in her face, and then Hanbaluch is like, Clarice, Clarice! And she runs over and you got cum in your face.
00:53:15
Speaker
He's like... You got little something right there. Yeah. let me Let me get that. Let me lick that wood off. you know That's snot? What is that there? You got some cock snot.
00:53:27
Speaker
And then she's a flashback of seeing her father who was a cop. My father was a police officer. He died. This movie is pro-feminism, but I hate black people because they took my daddy.
00:53:43
Speaker
not um So anyways, cut to her on a gun range. And then she's like on that one of those like courses that like fucking is like viral. Now that Keon Reeves does all the time.
00:53:55
Speaker
You've seen these? It's like a gun. You like move through the rooms. Yeah, she's playing airsoft. It's like that thing Walton Goggins does in Fat Man. Right.
00:54:06
Speaker
Training. Right. And she didn't check the corner, so she's dead. Not actually, but... Like, you know why you're dead, Starling? um So anyways... Then it's like a montage. We see her like running with his not mean and they're like memorizing the rules or whatever.
00:54:21
Speaker
Shoot black people first. Yeah. Hey, why are we friends again? I'm going to have to shoot your father in a couple days. See, you don't understand. i need to take my revenge. need to avenge my father. So your father is going to die. yeah I'm going to be like an antihero in a comic book. I'm going to go around killing all the black people to stop the crime. Yeah.
00:54:47
Speaker
What was he doing? He was just walking down the street, but I assumed he was selling crack. Yeah. I'm going to be like the punisher for black people. but
00:55:01
Speaker
That's fucking horrible. You see, bluff black people need to be punished. That's fucking insane. I'm just going walk down the street with an M60 and just start unloading.
00:55:14
Speaker
Yeah, how's this for gang violence?
00:55:19
Speaker
and horrible Oh, wow. um Then she's like reading a Hannibal newspaper clipping and then she gets a call from Crawford saying that Migs died because he swallowed his own tongue.
00:55:34
Speaker
Has that happened? I don't remember trying to hear that. i get nurse when swallow my tongue. Yeah, I know it happens a lot in like... um overdoses sure you can't control anything or if you're like blackout maybe like drunk or something i it is i would say a fear it's not top five but definitely is a fear like that shit like go back it's attached yeah but if your tongue is in your throat you get you can't breathe Yeah, you're right.
00:56:06
Speaker
Hannibal's whispering to him. And then she he asked about her lead on Moffat. she's like, well, there was some something he mentioned in this fucking dialogue about, like, go find yourself.
00:56:18
Speaker
And she found a yourself storage unit. We cut to this unit 31. It's outside of the, and it's owned by Miss Hester Moffat, who, so there's this fucking old guy with her, and he's telling her no one's been there since 1980, and they can't open the door, so they use a jack.
00:56:38
Speaker
And now, I don't know why I think this every time, but whenever we say jack, one of our recordings, you were like, you can't be jacking your jack. Ha! I just, I just, maybe it's Jack Frost. Maybe. Uh, but it's, for some reason it's just in my brain whenever the word Jack comes on or I hear it.
00:56:58
Speaker
It might've been, it might've been fucking Harry. Cause it might've been, you can't be jacking your Jack, Harry. Something like that. It was funny. I don't know why it's, it's it's a British accent. Sarah Terry. Yeah. It's gotta be Harry.
00:57:11
Speaker
Um,
00:57:14
Speaker
So they get she jacks this fucking door like a quarter of the way open. And then she's about to roll underneath. And then she hands this guy, like the storage guy, her card. And she's just like, if anything happens, you know, cop.
00:57:27
Speaker
And for some reason, the way this is shot, I always thought like this guy maybe is like going to fucking trap her in there or some shit. Or like, you know, he's not. You don't fucking know this guy. guy's little sketchy, but he does, like, if he owns a storage unit, or like, you know, like the whole site, right? Yeah. You guys make him bank, because he has his own driver.
00:57:46
Speaker
Right. Who detests physical labor. i don't know what that was about, but... So she goes to crawl in her. She cuts her leg. And then she finds a head in a jar inside of a hearse.
00:57:58
Speaker
And I wrote funeral car. And I just Google search funeral car. So I didn't say that. It's like a fucking Mahoyman Yoinman. But yeah, it's a hearse. hearse. Yeah. yeah um She returns back to the hospital, talk to Hannibal Lecter. And... ah She has figured out that Hester Moffat is an anagram, which means the rest of me.
00:58:21
Speaker
um And then ah I wrote the mail, John. It's the thing you'd use to pass the stuff to Lecter or him to her. Oh, like the drawer.
00:58:32
Speaker
Yeah. i don't know why I called it a mail, John. No, I got it. It makes sense. But essentially, the light like the lights are out. There's a TV on like by Lecter's cell. And he's like sitting in the distance. you can't really see his face.
00:58:45
Speaker
And this drawer just opens there's a towel because she's all wet from the rain. um And he's just chilling. No, what? think British. You Harry? Thanks. Well, Sir Anthony Hopkins is British. He does sound like That's But Clarice has like the country twang. Also, i don't know if I can find it like right now, but I did see a clip where like, ah I think it was after Locked came out, they were asking him questions about like his career. And like, he was like, yeah, you know, Hannibal Lecter, like the guy asking the question, or like it's one of the greatest performances of all time. And he like down was like, you know, it was pretty easy.
00:59:20
Speaker
Just got to act like a psycho. Like he was just like, he just downplayed the fuck out of it. And like the guy was like, it's like yeah, it's pretty easy. You know, they just told me to act like a psycho. Yeah, it's like it's like he's not even humble about it. It's like, he's like, it was fucking easy.
00:59:38
Speaker
um like got yeah Imagine being that good. I mean, he's he's fucking, he's goaded. yeah I can't find it right now. where fuck I even saw it anymore. um So anyways.
00:59:51
Speaker
She obviously wants know about the head. What the head do? What the head come for? What your mama head? Why your mama head in a jaw? Your fucking trans mama head. Yeah.
01:00:04
Speaker
And Lecter's like, i don't know. Maybe I had a fucking case file. I could help you. um And then we find out this head is a Benjamin Raspail, who was already a little kooky because he had appointments with Lecter, but he missed three of them. And he's like, I didn't kill him. I just put him away.
01:00:21
Speaker
Yeah, he's like... He got fucking smurdered and then got, you know, cleaned up. He's like... So he found his body and ate him? That's what I'm assuming? Possibly.
01:00:32
Speaker
um And Clarice asks if he's a transvestite. And he goes, no, he's just a manic depressive, which... Yeah, what's the difference? I don't know. i don't know.
01:00:43
Speaker
ah And then he randomly asks about what she thinks about Crawford because he's like helping her career. And he's like, does he want you sexually? Does he want to fucking see what that bush can do?
01:00:57
Speaker
He literally says, do you think he thinks of you fucking? Yeah, like lo just says fucking. yeah um And then the lights turn on and she's like, you know, that would that you sound like Migs, bro. were We have a better conversation than that.
01:01:10
Speaker
um And when the lights turn on, you see they took all his drawings away for his mischievousness. And then ah the TV, he tells her after she leaves, is going to blasting gospel music at him.
01:01:23
Speaker
They took away my paintings, Clarice. I can no longer draw your hairy cunt. Yo, that drawing he has the end of the movie where she's holding the fucking lamb, she can get fucking dicked down in that picture. Yes, she can.
01:01:35
Speaker
Hot. With the lamb? Why not? Somebody shoved it in there. The lamb's cocking her, right? Hell yeah. lamb's it to cook there yeahing The con lamb's there. to The lamb is literally just there to catch sploosh because it would probably just catch it nice in the fur.
01:01:51
Speaker
Right. It's just sitting there and
Lecter's Demands and Catherine's Abduction
01:01:52
Speaker
then goes. Yeah. You what I mean? um and throughout these conversations, he's talking about the, you know, Bill going through this transformation.
01:02:04
Speaker
Um, Clarice trying to find out more about this and Lecter's like, you want to find out more? Put me in a federal prison with a view. and I want to see the trees.
01:02:14
Speaker
I also need that profile asked you for on on Big Buff. So let me know. And then he says that Big E is already looking for his next special lady. And then we cut to I wrote some broad. This is Catherine.
01:02:33
Speaker
And she's s singing this fucking song that I... is how good this movie is. Whenever this song is on, I think of this movie. Wow. Yeah, I always think of this movie when this song comes on.
01:02:44
Speaker
um So she's driving and singing, not very good. And then she parks like in front of her apartment. And then we see fucking Buffy using his night vision goggles just watching her.
01:02:55
Speaker
ah And she's about to go into her apartment and he's like trying to carry a couch and his arm is fucking quote unquote broken. Oh, no, you can help me with this couch.
01:03:09
Speaker
Yeah, and I mean, he's like, yeah, you know, just carry it in there. Like, he's like, go all the way back. And she's like, oh, like this? Yeah. Oh, you want me to arch that shit back like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this good? Just throw it back on him. He's like, yeah, arch that shit all over the way back.
01:03:26
Speaker
Yeah, really? I'm going to push the cows right up onto you, okay? Yeah, really fucking make me work for it. yeah I'm one-handed. You wouldn't make a handicapped guy fuck himself now, would you? Yeah.
01:03:41
Speaker
You wouldn't make a handicapped guy fuck himself who is naturally a right-handed person.
01:03:48
Speaker
well Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. ah And then, you know, he's like, are you a size 14?
01:04:04
Speaker
And she's like, yeah. No, she's not like, yeah. um And then he just fucking punches the shit out of her. ah And then he cuts her like shirt off and sees she's wearing a size 14.
01:04:16
Speaker
He's like, oh, oh, 14. ah fourteen Yeah. Big bitches. ah He likes fat women. And she's not even fat, honestly. No, I don't get it.
01:04:28
Speaker
I don't think she would be a 14. And then he just throws her shirt like out the back of the van, like leaving little tracks, you know? Evidence. um And when he cuts open her shirt, it exposes her back and he sees her skin. And I wrote that he's he's all cummy.
01:04:45
Speaker
like He touches it. He's like, oh. yeah Yeah. Skin.
01:04:52
Speaker
We cut to this like combat training class and I just wrote Clarice is fucking just taking it. Somebody shoved it in there. ums Great button.
01:05:03
Speaker
I'm happy that worked out. I always thought the audio was going to suck on that. um But anyways, point of this is she's in this class and it's just all men and she's just holding
Clarice's Investigation and Killer Profile
01:05:12
Speaker
the pad. They're just fucking wailing on her.
01:05:14
Speaker
yeah Yeah, they're just fucking giving it to her. um And then she gets called by Crawford and they're they're going to West Virginia um because they found a dead girl. You fuck your cousin in West Virginia.
01:05:27
Speaker
Say again. don't know. I didn't hear you. OK, Clarice, I heard you like to get spanked by your co-workers.
01:05:36
Speaker
Your mother's cousin's husband. Did he sodomize you? ah um He does ask that. That's true. So she's fucking taking it.
01:05:46
Speaker
Fucked. Even.
01:05:50
Speaker
The whole FBI is giving it to her. And then she gets told she's going to West Virginia to fucking take it from dad. i don' Her dad's dead. um They found a dead girl in the river. And now we're on a on a plane. The.
01:06:04
Speaker
the They found out, I guess through science, that he leaves his girls alive for three days. And the first one was weighed down with water and it washes the fingerprints away. Does that check out? I don't fucking know.
01:06:18
Speaker
have no clue. Good to know. i Just kidding. I listen to a lot of True Crime podcasts and believe it or not, fingerprints don't get brought up that much. Nowadays, it's mostly just cum because most crimes are fucking rape.
01:06:32
Speaker
ra Which we do not condone. No, it's just, you know. um All right, so Then they're in the car and Crawford's asking Clarice what she thinks. And Clarice is like, he's white, obviously.
01:06:47
Speaker
And then that he's probably has his own place and he lives and he's in his thirties or forties. And he's older because he's very cautious and precise. um And she says, he'll never stop because he got the taste for it.
01:07:01
Speaker
You know, pisses me off. What? When I was watching this scene, I was like, oh yeah. Long legs definitely rip this part right out. Yeah, a little bit, huh? When they're in the fucking car talking about how she like can see all the visions and shit, what happened, breaking down the profiles.
01:07:18
Speaker
This is this is a pioneer. Oh, yeah yeah. What the fuck was that? A dog. Outside. Probably some fucking nah mean. Nah mean and walking its German shepherd because he's like, I want that kid to be dead. Eat that motherfucker. I ain't paying child support.
01:07:35
Speaker
Oh, wow. Yeah.
01:07:39
Speaker
um Crawford's impressed. And then she asked him about her report on Hannibal Lecter. and he's still considering it. And he says they didn't send her in to talk to Hannibal with an agenda because Lecter would have figured it out.
01:07:53
Speaker
We cut to this funeral home and the FBI walk in and meet Sheriff Perkins. And Crawford's like, yo, Sheriff, you me go talk in a different room because there certain sexual aspects of this case. You know, there's a woman here. It's horrible.
01:08:10
Speaker
So they walk in a separate room and she's just standing a room with a bunch of cock cocks. a bunch of cock I mean, yeah they're staring her down. Somebody shoved it in there. Yeah. That scene's coming quick. Yeah, it is.
01:08:22
Speaker
um And then she's a flashback of her of because she looks at the the casket of her walking to her father's casket at the funeral. And they cut and they're about an um autopsy on this fucking girl.
01:08:36
Speaker
And all the cops are still in there. And she's like, hey, yo, y'all get the fuck out of here. She's dead. We need to look at her corpse. I don't want any of you freaks getting off. We get it. You're necrophiliacs. Get the fuck out of here.
01:08:50
Speaker
They open the body bag and the smell is fucking brutal. And then Crawford has Clarice dictate some notes. And Clarice says she's not local. And she's got some ear piercings and dirty fingernails because she tried to claw away.
01:09:04
Speaker
um and then Clarice notices that she's got something in her throat, and there's this guy who kind of looks like Hannibal, but he's gay, like very obviously gay. Right. And he's like, oh, when when people get drowned in a in a river, they get leaves and all sorts of things in their throat. How about my fucking cock, buddy? How about that?
01:09:22
Speaker
yeah so I suggest you start throat-fucking the corpse. Right. Yeah, let me know what your fucking cockhead finds. Yeah. Is it pointy or else should I not keep my fingers down there? I need to know.
01:09:36
Speaker
Yeah, and then I gotta be careful in the pronunciation here. They find a cocoon, okay? all Right, yeah. Uh-oh. And... You know, that couldn't have just got in there by itself, you know? Somebody had to have shoved it in there Somebody shoved it in there.
01:09:52
Speaker
Yeah, somebody shoved that fucking cocoon right down in there. So, yeah, somebody shoved it in there, the cocoon, down in this fucking girl's throat. And they flip her over and she's got two skin flaps missing.
01:10:06
Speaker
ah It's not her fucking labias either. No, it is not. She flipped over.
Connecting Clues and Lecter's Insights
01:10:11
Speaker
And they cut to this car ride in Crawford. says He's like, look, I know that I sounded like a misogynist in there, and I know that it fucking bothered you.
01:10:19
Speaker
And she's like, yeah, did. he's like, well, that's what it is. That's just how the world works. Yeah. And then she goes to see these two fucking bug nerds.
01:10:30
Speaker
They're fucking playing bugs. They have literal live bugs, right? Playing chess. They're playing chess. And all the way back from episode 39. Not chugging. Not chugging. This chess.
01:10:41
Speaker
Hell yeah. Yeah. Brought that back from here Harry 1. Shout out. Harry 1 might be 39, but I'm pretty sure it is. Damn, we did it that early in the run?
01:10:52
Speaker
Right? Isn't that crazy, dog? I mean, at this point, we're over. We recorded Harry's over a year ago. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. You guys want to do the next, the fucking sequel trilogy list? No, we're not fucking doing it.
01:11:07
Speaker
Definitely not. So anyways, it's a deadhead moth imported from Asia. You got that deadhead? And then it cuts and we're looking at like a butterfly slash moth slash bug enclosure.
01:11:20
Speaker
And you hear Catherine screaming off in the distance and it kind of pans around this dude's fucking basement. Bill is the dude I'm talking about. And he's just sitting at his desk naked, you know?
01:11:31
Speaker
I mean, why not? And then you see a hole in the ground, a big old hole. And I know it's a well, but we're calling it a hole for comedic effect. um And there's a dog just staring down this hole barking at it.
01:11:44
Speaker
um We cut back to ah like the FBI headquarters and on the news comes on that Catherine Martin is missing. And her she's a daughter of Senator ah senator Ruth Martin.
01:11:58
Speaker
And she gives a press conference basically begging for her daughter's life. she keeps saying Catherine. And they're like, oh, it's so the killer knows she's a person, not an it. Oh, guess what? The killer doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. We cut to Chilton. He's following Clarice into the hospital and he's pissed that she's not letting him in or anything. He's like, I couldn't fuck you and you're keeping your case a secret from me? What the fuck is this? Get out of my hospital.
01:12:26
Speaker
um She gives him the U.S. attorney's office phone number and then walks by him and she starts to talk to Hannibal. And she pitches him this offer that he'll be transferred to Oneida Park, New York.
01:12:38
Speaker
ah And for one week for one week out of the year, he'll get to leave and go to Plum Island. You want to hear a fun fact about Plum Island? You've been there? It's literally a dump and you can see it from my job.
01:12:50
Speaker
Oh, wow. Yeah, which might give away some stuff, but there's a lot of restaurants in that area, so who fucking cares, right? um We could see Plum Island from a lot of the coast. So, fuck you. You don't fucking know where I work. Fuck yourself. You think you fucking do?
01:13:04
Speaker
Try me Come in the N-word. I'll know it's you.
01:13:10
Speaker
two-guide-to-one-screen fan? I'm just kidding. Don't do that. Hey! Hey, I don't endorse racism. No. um But Hannibal wants quid pro quo, Clarice. Hannibal wants some fucking plums on an island.
01:13:25
Speaker
This for that, Clarice. My knowledge for your snatch. For your cunt, which I can't smell still.
01:13:35
Speaker
He's like banging on the windows. Like Clarice, just fucking put it right here, please. I just want to. just Please. Clarice, why does your cunt smell like applesauce?
01:13:46
Speaker
um Like you said, it's quid pro pro quid pro quo. And she agrees, which is what fucking Crawford told her not to do. And he is like, all right, let's get into this. Worst childhood memory.
01:13:58
Speaker
Go. Daddy raped you, huh? When I got my finger stuck in a tiki torch. Was that was that one of them? No. It wasn't that bad. um You made it sound bad.
01:14:11
Speaker
It was. In the moment, I was pretty freaked. Yeah, you're right. yeah I was pretty spooked. So her dad was like the town marshal and he caught two burglars and he surprised them. they just shot him.
01:14:22
Speaker
Oh, shit. Pow, pow. but Yeah, and her mom was already fucking dead. So she lost her dad when she was 10. And Hannibal asked about the lady that she saw in West Virginia and asked if she was a big girl.
01:14:35
Speaker
And then Clarice tells them about moth they found in the throat. And, you know, no somebody shoved it in there. Somebody shoved that fucking cocoon in there, bro. Somebody shoved it in there.
01:14:48
Speaker
Let me do my new favorite button. and it's just so good. Somebody fucking shoved that shit in there deep. um ah
01:14:58
Speaker
Uh, Hannibal already knew it was fucking butterfly. And, ah she shared that they also found one in, uh, Ben Raspel's head too. Um, and this, is he, why do you think he puts them in there Hannibal? Because they're changing.
01:15:12
Speaker
They're trans. They're changing from a literally come on, but she doesn't get it. And she's I don't get it. Trans people are unviolent. Yeah. Okay. Um, okay um
01:15:27
Speaker
Hannibal then changes the subject when she's trying to fake like crack this fucking explain to me why trans people aren't violent but this one is i don't get it tell me ah so and instead goes what happened after you became an orphan get their dick cut off and then they start fucking murdering I don't get it they should have less testosterone yeah yeah and he goes yeah fuck all that what happened when you were an orphan And she moved to her mom's cousin's house, who her mom's cousin was married to a sheep rancher, and she ran away.
01:16:00
Speaker
And then he asked her if she ever got sodomized, which is just like unhinged. Yeah. um Just straight up. And then um she's like, no. And then Billy...
01:16:12
Speaker
ah Sorry. Billy. It's a running bit that I just have different names for fucking Buffy in here. Oh, Billy. Billy. Buffy? Yeah, go on. The vampire slayer? I have the notes at one point later on, yeah.
01:16:23
Speaker
Nice. Hannibal tells her that Billy isn't a real trans. But I don't think, Mr. Hannibal, you're allowed to speak on that. You can't tell me what I i am or am not. That is up to me. Right. You know?
01:16:35
Speaker
I mean, that's true. Yeah. It is kind of crazy that, like... This movie's how old? 91. Like 30. Oh my God. Almost 40. 91 to to 11. Like 27.
01:16:51
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So he's not a real trans. That like.
01:16:57
Speaker
No, but we were like criminalizing them. A little bit. like yeah i don't think I don't think this movie means all trans people are bad. No, he just happens to be trans. Right.
01:17:09
Speaker
he just He's trans, but then he has a mental illness. Right. Yeah. They're separate. Yeah. Yeah. ah And then I don't know why they couldn't figure this out. If he's fucking trans, why not look into there's only three hospitals that offer trans surgery at this time in 1991.
01:17:27
Speaker
And he's probably been rejected. Why? Because he's fucking mentally ill. ah right He's not. And he had a history of of domestic family violence. And that's when it's like the end of the conversation. They show Chilton listening in.
01:17:41
Speaker
Um, we cut and get the famous, it rubs the lotion on its skin. Uh, and yeah, i wanted to get the 3am soundbite. So we use it in a different episode, but I don't have enough space.
Catherine's Struggle and Lecter's Escape
01:17:53
Speaker
So you know what? It's okay. Cut them up into pieces. Okay. Anyways. Um, he's like, you fucking better or or you're gonna get the hose again.
01:18:04
Speaker
And his dog precious is with them. And Catherine is like sitting there begging for her life to see her mommy again. And he lowers this basket with a light on it. And you can see he's like starting to break. And like he kind of had like a womanly voice. And he goes, just put the fucking lotion in the basket.
01:18:22
Speaker
Put the fucking lotion in the basket. She puts it in there. He pulls the lotion back up. And the light reveals like these bloody marks on the walls of this hole. Of Catherine's hole.
01:18:33
Speaker
And there's a random fingernail in her hole for some reason. Uh, and then get it. Cause the, uh, the autopsy lady, yeah she had shit under her fingernails and one of the nails was broken off. Yeah. And how'd you get your finger stuck in your hole? Catherine, you should probably get that out. yeah Um, and then Catherine has some like oh a one acting here. She's like screaming like bloody murder. It's very good.
01:18:55
Speaker
Uh, Mr. Bill, ah my finger stuck in my anus. Is there a way that we can get this out? Please. Mr. Bill, I pulled my finger out of my ass, but the nail is still in there.
01:19:07
Speaker
Mr. Bill, can you give me, what is that thing called? A colonoscopy? Yeah. Can you put a camera up there and tell me where it's at? But use Precious' tongue as a colonoscopy. Oh my god. I think like a, fuck poodles actually. Poodles are gay. Yeah, fuck that dog.
01:19:25
Speaker
We cut and Chilton tells Hannibal that it was all the pitch to get moved was all a lie. And I wrote, while he's telling him this, meanwhile Hannibal's strapped and ready to go.
01:19:38
Speaker
yay He's locked into a fucking John shout out to disturb for doing this in their entrance. They fucking strapped David when he's like, really, John's the mask on. I don't know. That's I don't get the. Yeah, I don't get the connection. don't get why side they're disturbed, maybe. But I don't know.
01:19:53
Speaker
Their music is not about eating people. So, I mean, I'll be it is cool, but whatever. So anyways, are you ready? Shelton left a ah has a pen and he leaves it on the bed.
01:20:07
Speaker
um That's not good. And Hannibal's just staring this fucking pen down. ah And Chilton... wonder if I can stick that entire pen in my dickhole.
01:20:18
Speaker
Sound myself with a fucking pen. And I'll click it once it's inside. oh wow. ah Chilton made a new deal to have... Chilton made a new deal to have Hannibal transfer to Tennessee...
01:20:34
Speaker
And he's like, but nothing's going to happen until you fucking tell me this guy's name. And Hannibal says the guy's first name is Louis. But he's not going to tell the last name until he touched down and he sees the senator. So we cut and Jack gets a phone call from some fucking guy saying, he's like, do you guys offer Hannibal a phony deal? And he's like, yeah, we did. And he's like, well, the senator's fucking pissed.
01:20:55
Speaker
And ah yeah when they land in Memphis, there's a new detective taking over the case in Memphis. Um, and this other guy has no impact on the movie at all. So doesn't fucking matter.
01:21:07
Speaker
Literally. Um, Hannibal gets wheeled off the plane and he's wearing that iconic mask. You and I already spoke about, I'm fuck. I'm throwing it back for him. Yeah. I mean, yeah yeah. I mean, he can't, he can't like nibble on you, but he can definitely lick you. I feel like he can get his tongue through his little fucking, yeah.
01:21:22
Speaker
Yeah. Sure. I'll get licked. That's all I can take. Can I get licked by a sir? Yeah. I would. ya would i would I would fucking comb like the last fucking 10 hairs he has on his head while he just fucking licked my tip.
01:21:35
Speaker
Yeah. um Sir... Sir Anthony Rimholer? You know what I mean? He's sitting there fucking licking your ass. and Like, I can see why you got knighted. Yeah.
01:21:49
Speaker
this is what Wow, you're really good at Yeah, you're really good. Yeah. You get deep. Yeah. really good You really get, you know, you can't even tell you're wearing a mask.
01:22:03
Speaker
Yeah. God damn. You taste those tacos I had last night. You fucking do. Yeah, that taste. um That's disgusting.
01:22:14
Speaker
So anyways, they land in Memphis. You wear the mask. Two cops are like, hello. We're Pemby and Fuckface. um And they give Chilton a clipboard assigned to make an official transfer, but he can't find his pen.
01:22:28
Speaker
And Hannibal's just like, he's just fucking breathing. and ah We give him his pen to sign. The cops do. let him borrow pen. Senator Martin shows up with an affidavit for him to sign. i don't really get this part.
01:22:45
Speaker
It's like his rights, but he don't fucking care. And he says that the guy's name is Louis Friend. um And Ben Raspel recommended Louis to him back in the day because he was scared because they were lovers.
01:22:58
Speaker
um And he was scared because Louis murdered a trans person and did some funky things sexually. fucking dead bodies out here in the streets I mean why not right and then you know classic Hannibal unhinged question asked if he asked the senator if she breastfed Catherine and she's like yeah of course I fucking did um and he goes a tough bunch of nipples doesn't it and she's like huh get this fucking piece of shit away from me and then he's like you know when they people get amputated you can still feel their arms like I wonder when your daughter gets fucking murdered where you're gonna feel it
01:23:36
Speaker
That's really vile. And then she starts walking away and he goes, love your suit. We cut to Chilton who's out outside. He's taking where he's in Memphis as well with all these fucking people. And he's taking all the credit with the media.
01:23:50
Speaker
Clarice walks in and tries to see Hannibal. These cops give her a hard time. She takes this elevator up to the third floor where Hannibal is. And there's another cop. They're all men. And he's like, you know rules, toots? And he's like, he's she's like, sir, sir, he sucked my clit. I know the fucking rules.
01:24:07
Speaker
Yeah. I've been in this position before, sir sir. he asked me to let him smell my cunt, and I did, and I'm still here. I'm still right here. I'm giving him seconds. Sir, you don't understand how much cum I've taken to the face today.
01:24:23
Speaker
Everywhere I go, it's just cum shot here, cum shot there. Yeah. And then the the cop's like, I'm buckling his belt. And he's like, oh he's like, oh, you don't say. Catch this.
01:24:35
Speaker
oh um She goes in. This time she's ready. yeah And she's got Lecter's drawings. So like, you know, she's holding him up like, don't you fucking come on me. hold the are You ruined your fucking drawings. There's just a picture of her.
01:24:51
Speaker
so Um, Well, I think the drawing of her is afterwards because she tells him the rest of the story here. oh right. Yeah. But she's, uh, she returns his drawings and says, that she came to see him because she wanted, you not cause Jackson. And he's like, yeah. I fucking knew you were a whore.
01:25:13
Speaker
You take me to back your car. um He says that he was impressed with the fake story. Let me lick your fava beans. Let me lick that fucking bean, bro.
01:25:26
Speaker
Let's get it. And she says that Louis' friend is an anagram for iron sulfide, a.k.a. fake gold. And she's like, come on, bro. Cough it up. What's the rest? And Lecter's like, look, bro. I looked at the case file. It's all already in here. It's not my fault. You're fucking Mahoyman Yoiman, okay? Just fucking figure it out.
01:25:47
Speaker
um So that i mean yeah then Lecter's asking her, he goes, what what is Bill's nature? she don't fucking get it.
01:25:58
Speaker
And he's like, he covets. And he goes, we covet what we see every day. So what he's getting at is that this fucking guy the first lady he murdered is like someone he saw every day. He fucking knew her.
01:26:10
Speaker
You jerk off. um And she's like, just tell me. And he goes, well, what happened at the ranch? I want to know. and she's like, well, one how deep did that penis go? She's like, one night I was awoken by a strange noise.
01:26:24
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but It was my gushing pussy.
01:26:30
Speaker
You know, I typically have a leaky fucking cunt, but this time it was just flowing. Yeah. And I was like, my faucet was in need of repair. And I was like, oh, maybe it's my period, but it was just snatch liquid.
01:26:44
Speaker
It was just fucking wet. was clear. As Tom Segura calls it, panty pudding. Ew. Yeah. Yeah. um So... Somebody shoved it in there.
01:27:01
Speaker
Could you believe it? The fucking lamb was in there. um I was taking his fucking lamb chop, bro. ah Fucking eaten out by a lamb. That's crazy. Uh... ah So she found her, this rancher murdering the lambs, and she's like, i just took one and ran, but it was so fucking heavy, and you know, I'm a woman, so... So... ah And I guess this pissed the rancher off so bad that he fucking sent her an orphanage. Yeah, and... She still wakes up to hear lambs screaming, you know?
01:27:39
Speaker
She just wakes up she's like, fucking grabbing her pussy, says, is it fucking wet again? go went um She doesn't know if saving Catherine will make the lamb stop screaming, but she asked for the killer's real name and he won't fucking give it to her.
01:27:53
Speaker
um And then Chilton walks in and he's like, you got get out. You got to go. And they're but they like dragging her out. And then Hannibal dangles the case file and she runs back and grabs it and He rubs her finger. He's like, oh.
01:28:06
Speaker
your finger oh then you get sent back on a plane we cut to hannibal and he's drawing clarice holding the lamb she can get fucking dick the fuck down yeah um and the officers bring him his second dinner he wanted lamb chops um get it i got it that part is a little fucking over top for me it's like yeah we fucking get it like it's a little too on the nose a little bit Then he throws up. ah Did he swallow the clip from the pen?
01:28:39
Speaker
Yeah, the little. Yeah. So, you know, he fucking swallows. Well, tip. And the officers enter and handcuff him. And then while they're putting his food down, he begins to free himself.
01:28:52
Speaker
And he cuffs one officer and bites the cheek off another one and sprays mace in his face. He's fucking deranged at this point. um You call that mace face?
01:29:04
Speaker
And then he beats one with a fucking baton. ah He beats the one that's cuffed with the baton. That's what happens there. I'm not going to say that.
01:29:16
Speaker
ah The officer that got bitten tries to crawl away and you see Lecter pick up a pocket knife and he's like, ready when you are.
01:29:27
Speaker
Fucking horrible. um He's a little like Joker-esque. little bit. Right? um The officers in the lobby see the elevator go up and they hear shots get fired.
01:29:41
Speaker
And then the elevator starts to come down it stops on level three. So they go up to Lecter's holding cell room and there's an officer who's been just fucking gutted and he's just hanging there. He's like almost crucified but I think it's supposed to be like an angel. Yeah, I got angel vibes big.
01:29:58
Speaker
Because there's like the lights coming through the windows and shit? Yes. Very nice shot. um The beaten officer is lying on the ground looking pretty dead, but he's still alive.
01:30:10
Speaker
and they're Hey, he's breathing. cop's like, what do I say? They're like, it's Jim Pembury, damn it. Who fucking cares? Hey, Jim, you're going to be okay. You look real good.
01:30:21
Speaker
They start taking a cop down the ambbu um in the elevator, and there's blood dripping from the ceiling of the elevator. So they open the elevator shaft and they see a body laying on top of the fucking elevator.
01:30:33
Speaker
Um, with no movement. Guys, he's on my shaft. Guys, he's on the shaft and it's hard. Guys, he's throwing it back on the roof.
01:30:49
Speaker
ah You ever thrown it back so hard you bleed? oh my God. Yeah. Um, So they open this fucking a different door on the elevator shaft higher up the shaft or higher up on the shaft.
01:31:01
Speaker
but Yeah, I mean, that's where the feeling is. Right. That's where all the nerves are. yeah And they're like Hannibal and no nothing. They shoot him in the leg and nothing happens. He's probably not alive.
01:31:15
Speaker
Most likely. So you open the hash inside the elevator and the guy falls through and then we cut to the ambulance and this cop laying in the ambulance bed just pulls his fucking face off and it's Hannibal.
01:31:27
Speaker
Dun, dun, dun. He cut the guy's face off. And then see that non-mean taking the phone call running to Clarice to tell her that Lecter's on their loose and Yo, yo, yo boy out there, yo.
01:31:42
Speaker
but And Clarice is like, yeah, he won't come from me. he He considered that rude. She's like, I show him my fucking cunt. Like, heat come on, i we're good. We're chilling. I let him sniff my fucking muff. We're straight. Muff.
01:31:59
Speaker
Uh, we cut back to, to Buffy. He's selling. And then, uh, we see Clarice and this non-mean who found a map and Hannibal wrote on it saying that the locations of these bodies being dropped is quote, desperately random.
01:32:13
Speaker
Um, but they're really not random because three of them are in the same spot and that one body got weighed down in a river. And when it came up, it made it look like it was random. Um, yeah. And then she finally puts together that you covet what you see. So he fucking knew this broad.
01:32:28
Speaker
So maybe he fucking used live in the area. So we cut and now we're in Belvedere, Ohio. helly What a shitty name. um And she goes to talk to Mr. Kimmel who is, I guess Kimmel is Federica's fucking dad. I mean, how is his last name Kimmel?
01:32:48
Speaker
Well, yeah, it's not Jimmy. Yeah. No, definitely not Jimmy. um But much like Jimmy Kimmel, I bet Trump doesn't like Federica either. um but That's true. um That's true. And he's like, hey, Ese, Federica went to went to look for a job in Chicago. it never came back, Ese. Yeah.
01:33:13
Speaker
um That's not what he said because he's fucking white. Yeah, he don't this, but maybe his wife who's not around is Hispanic. um So Clarice goes up upstairs and looks in Federica's bedroom.
01:33:29
Speaker
And what do you call this? I wrote a little ballerina box. It's like a music box, but it doubles as a jewelry box. And ah she finds some dirty photos in there, which i don't really get what the point of this was.
01:33:45
Speaker
No, like, okay, so she takes, like, half-nude photos. Yeah. yeah Half the women do that now and just post it Instagram. We're only fans. Yeah. And then this cat meows and she walks into other room and sees a whole like tailoring setup.
01:34:01
Speaker
And there's a dress in the closet that has like stitching marks that match the fucking skin flaps missing on that fucking other bitch. Or on Federico. My God. My God. He's skinning him.
01:34:14
Speaker
It's gotta to be Bill.
01:34:21
Speaker
gotta be. That's gotta be King. She calls Crawford and he's like, she's like, Crawford, I got it. Uh, you know, Hannibal sniffed my muff, but I figured it out. I figured it out. He's like, no, no, no, Clarice. We already know who it is. It's Jamie gum.
01:34:36
Speaker
And he's in Chicago. ah oh Oh, oh, that's real good. That's real good now. you going after him? Huh? And I don't get this part. He's like, listen, Clarice, keep digging in Ohio. We want to get him for murder, not for kidnapping. Bro, he murdered two cops.
01:34:52
Speaker
You got him for murder. What are we talking about? Who murdered two cops? Hannibal did.
01:35:01
Speaker
i don't think they're after. They're not after Hannibal. Oh, I'm fucking retarded. After Buffalo Bill. You're right. ah tough Alright, wait, hold on. Let me run that back. He did murder the other bitches though, no?
01:35:17
Speaker
Yeah, he murdered all the women. yeah okay But they have the they have the evidence for that. yeah Alright, so I'm fucking stupid. I'm not fucking stupid, but but also yeah he he did factually murder bitches.
01:35:32
Speaker
Yeah, you got them good. um we cut to They left the stove on. Oopsie. So he fucking killed them. We cut to Catherine's hole and she's trying to lu lure Billy's dog Precious into the hole. She's like, come on, Billy.
01:35:50
Speaker
I stuck peanut butter up my ass. good here You want to lick it out? And like she literally like has a bucket, the bucket that he was putting the lotion in, the basket. It's a bucket, but it's a basket. She's got a bone to it.
01:36:04
Speaker
So I try to trap this fucking dog. And we see ah Bill putting makeup on. He's full blown trans and his nipples are pierced and he tugs on him it like zooms in and I'm tugging on his nipples. yeah I don't know why it does that. Like I'd rather watch fucking Terrifier than fucking watch this guy tug on his nipples.
01:36:22
Speaker
I um ah i love nipple play. You get the iconic, well, you fuck me, I'd fuck me. And you know, we wanted we wanted the audio for this, but you just... It's okay. That doesn't sound good, Because there's music in the background. Yeah.
01:36:41
Speaker
Wild horses something like that. Beautiful horses. Yeah, it's about getting fucked by a fucking stallion. Yeah. Sylvester Stallone's out here. Oh! Oh!
01:36:53
Speaker
I don't care you're trans.
01:36:58
Speaker
He'd fuck himself so hard. just Not Sylvester, but this fucking guy. oh This guy, Billy. And then he tucks his fucking cock back. He's got a full-blown La Puss going on. Yeah, you know, sling that shit back there. And then we cut to the National Guard pull up in Chicago. And it's not because the fucking non-means terrorized in the streets. It's because one white guy is skinning bitches. That's a big problem. for um And then we cut to a diner and Clarice is talking to some server asking about Jamie gum.
01:37:28
Speaker
um And they never give you a gum job or what and gum down before. It's fantastic.
01:37:38
Speaker
He rubbed his fucking gums on my clay. really changed the game. But then I just opened my eyes and it was actually just a lamb. My big hairy... The lamb actually trims my bush for me.
01:37:53
Speaker
Just fucking choose that shit. might upgrade to a goat in a couple years. A fucking goat? um And they mentioned that this guy used to do fucking alterations for old Miss Lipman.
01:38:06
Speaker
Um, and they give her an address and then we cut to bill. He's holding a bug. He's like so powerful. And what does he do? Like pull ass off of it. The bug. Like he's like, pull something off. He like, he pulls something like, yeah, that's like, they did that to a real bug. Fucked up.
01:38:23
Speaker
You're PETA. And this is a little, a lot going on at once, but essentially they want you to think the FBI is pulling up to fucking Bill's house because the doorbell rings and they're knocking on the on the fucking door and then his doorbell rings and then he opens door and it's fucking Clarice is at the fucking door, bitch.
Clarice Confronts the Killer
01:38:44
Speaker
um He also knows. Hi, are you Bill? also skipped a part. Catherine, Catherine. kaththerine I trying to Kathleen. Now I think about it. Must be Kathleen. I'm in the backseat. So, Catherine was able to fucking lure Precious into her hole. So, he's he's up there big.
01:39:05
Speaker
Give me my fucking dog. um So Clarice is at the door and Bill tells Clarice, there ain't no more Lippmans here, girl.
01:39:16
Speaker
And the FBI break through this fucking house. Every fucking orifice of this house, they're breaking through. They break the fucking windows and the fucking door down. Yeah. He's coming back tonight, guys. Chris is coming back. It's gotta be. Come on, Chris. Not Benoit. Not Benoit. Jerry can't come back.
01:39:33
Speaker
Yeah. Chris, Jerry, imagine. Unless. You just hear, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. And I was like, oh my god.
01:39:44
Speaker
ah god, it's gotta to be Benoit. He's walking down the aisle and the fucking crowd is chanting, CTE, CTE.
01:39:53
Speaker
um Fuck that kid. yeah Fuck that kid. Fuck them kids.
01:40:01
Speaker
Where's your wife?
01:40:05
Speaker
Yeah. Alright, so. Anyways. FBI has the wrong fucking house. And Clarice asked Bill about Federica. And he's like, oh, you know, was she like a big, great, fat person?
01:40:20
Speaker
And she's like, yeah. it was well Actually, Lipman had a son, not a daughter. i can get you her, i what is it, contact business card? It's business card.
01:40:31
Speaker
And Bill says he bought the house two years ago. And she's just standing in his house. She's a fucking moth. um And Bill is like, are you close to like catching a killer? Like, do you like school? Do you have his fingerprints? Do happen have a brown doll with black spots with you?
01:40:49
Speaker
You kind of look like Vilma. um Well, yeah, kind of. I love that show. Like, if I put if i shove your glasses up your twat, you're going lose them? Do you like bugs?
01:41:05
Speaker
You ever want to get fucked by a moth? like I'll be mothman. My dog is stuck in a girl's hole right now. Could you help him help me get it out? Could you hold, please? you think ah you think Do you think the hole Catherine's in is just Bill's fucking piss pot?
01:41:24
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah. all right. So... Bill wants other clothes and then Clarice fucking pulls her gun out. Not her piece, but her gun.
01:41:35
Speaker
Well. And, uh, Bill runs off and he goes into the basement. She follows him and she finds his like half made skin suits. um Big old titty on one of them. One thing I do fucking admire about Bill is he loves some practical effect work. You know, he's just making his own practical effects in his basement. Let the man be. You know, all right. A couple of dumb broads got to die. He's making some nice shit down there.
01:42:01
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, this guy's going to be big one this guy's going great horror movies coming out. Yeah. um Fucking directors take note of... Ask Bill for some fucking advice and I make some nice fucking suits.
01:42:13
Speaker
Exactly. She also finds Catherine in Catherine's fucking hole. shes How the fuck do get a dog in your hole like that? im right that dog we How long that dog would eat your ass for girl? to She she like peers her head over the hole. she like oh
01:42:34
Speaker
She's like, Oh, Bill, you got to go get ripped by a dog. What the fuck is going on down there? thought you just killed women.
01:42:44
Speaker
ah so you just killed women um That would have been better. And Bill's like, I fucking know, arrest her! She's getting fucking rinsed out by a dog.
01:42:56
Speaker
Little Christopher Walken right there. Whoa, have you ever gotten fucked by a Dalmatian? I had this dog's tongue up my ass.
01:43:08
Speaker
okay
01:43:11
Speaker
All the way up my ass. Licked every ounce of peanut butter I had in my ass. He hit the spot. They say the G spot's not a real. Let me tell you something.
01:43:25
Speaker
I did my dad fuck your hardest cum. That fucking pooch found it. yeah That pooch was in my fucking gooch. Oh, All right, we don't condone any of this.
01:43:37
Speaker
And as I'm saying, my cat loaded shit in the litter box, and it smells so bad in here right now. Oh, it's your turn to use that fucking tongue for some cleaning. hu um So then she's like, you know, off the work coming, you're safe. And Kevin's like, don't fucking leave me here, you fucking bitch. She just calls her a bitch. I mean, it's like this lady's here to save you. She's like, don't leave me a you fucking bitch.
01:44:02
Speaker
Like, she's obviously got to take care of the crazy guy before she can just get you out of this fucking dog molestation hole. And also, it's funny that that she's like, where's Bill? And she's like, how the fuck would I know? in a fucking hole.
01:44:16
Speaker
It's fair. Also, I'm a little preoccupied. We got my ass ate. Yeah. I need some privacy down here. um I'm close. Yeah. New Year, same podcast.
01:44:29
Speaker
Same shit. um She busts into that room and finds a decomposing body in a tub and lights go out. And then you see Bill wearing Bill's POV and he's washed her with his nightglasses and he's like trying to like pet her hair a little bit.
01:44:45
Speaker
That's really creepy, honestly. Yeah. Lenny from of Mice and Men, not like your dad. Oh yeah, not my dad. yeah I have respect for Lenny. I want touch the wildlife, George. Um...
01:44:57
Speaker
Then he has like a gun behind her head, but he has to cock it, which makes a noise. And she, it's like some, like slow motion 180'd his ass. It's like that fucking Star Wars thing, you know, Clarice fired first.
01:45:11
Speaker
Right. Her head went. Yeah, and I mean, she just fucking fired off like five or six shots, and one of the bolts goes through a window, which brings some light into the room. This motherfucker's dead.
01:45:23
Speaker
Big Bill bed. Crawford arrives. They escort Catherine out. Clarice graduates from her fucking school, and Crawford's there clapping it up for her. and then we Not her cheeks. His hands. Yeah, Crawford's not fucking her yet. We don't know.
01:45:38
Speaker
Yeah. um We cut to a party, and she gets a phone call. But then Crawford's like, before you take that phone call, I just want to tell you congratulations. Also, that Punani's fucking...
01:45:50
Speaker
That shit is me. You didn't put in your report what Hannibal Lecter had to say about your fucking cunt. Where was that in the report? Where was that? We need all details. All the details. You know, Hannibal Lecter is a very detailed person. We need all the details. yeah Your report could be little. any video?
01:46:05
Speaker
He's like, look, I'm passing you with the, you know, the agreement. You're going to send me a video. You're fucking clam. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Like, and it better be leaking. Yeah.
01:46:17
Speaker
All right? ah Ooze. Ooze like that night you heard the lamb getting slaughtered. Yeah. I need to learn from the lamb how to eat you out.
01:46:29
Speaker
Oh my god. he's like He's like, so tell me, how would I how how should i fucking eat this cunt? And the lamb's like, bleh! And he's like, what? Get a fucking Indian guy in here.
01:46:42
Speaker
that I'll be the lamb. you be the gyro. I'm gonna fucking wrap you up and stuff you down my throat. Yeah.
01:46:53
Speaker
Um... Somebody
Lecter's Cryptic Farewell
01:46:56
Speaker
shoved it in there. She gets a call from Hannibal and he's out on a tropical island asking her if the lambs have stopped screaming yet.
01:47:05
Speaker
And she's like, where are you? And he's like, where are you? He says he has to go because he's having an old friend for dinner. And he we see that he's watching Chilton get off a plane.
01:47:17
Speaker
And then he follows him down this long street. And as he follows him into the out of view, the credits roll. And that's the end of the movie. That is the silence of the lambs.
01:47:29
Speaker
Cut. Phenomenal film. You know, i minus the goat lamb clam eating section. But yeah, you know, and some wildly racist things.
01:47:40
Speaker
ah Yeah, it's a good. Great movie. The best even. Yeah, I mean, this is an obvious five. No. Five big five stars on this five. This is a perfect film. I don't have any notes. I have no criticisms. This movie's fucking great. There is one scene and that I noticed is probably the technical issue.
01:48:04
Speaker
They're driving in the car with ah Crawford. And it's like that part where he's in the front seat and she's in the back seat. And the camera's like on her or it starts on him and it's daytime outside. It goes to her. It's still daytime outside. It goes back to him and it's like night.
01:48:19
Speaker
and then it cuts and the car pulls up and it's daytime again. It's like, oh, you guys fucked up right there. Guys didn't know if it was there. You guys a fucking Minecraft clock on you. Yeah, you do. in an item frame Damn straight.
01:48:32
Speaker
So this is a ah phenomenal movie. This is an all-time movie. If you haven't seen this movie, you do yourself under a favor. Go fucking see it. Go watch it. Don't be like Jake because it's not streaming. You don't want to fucking see it. You know?
01:48:49
Speaker
Well, next week we have episode 101. You know, this is 100. We're still fucking going. Yeah, we didn't stop it just could we hit the milestone. And next week, this is perfect. It starts February, which is Black History Month, a.k.a. Na Mean Month. Shout out to the blacks.
01:49:09
Speaker
It's Brian's month. yeah We're going to shout out Brian every episode. I don't know. and i' Shut up big blacks. At least in time for Na Mean Month, we're going release the uncut version of The Fly. oh wow. No.
01:49:20
Speaker
Next week, we we're reviewing a movie called Dope. this is a movie that I have not seen. It's a blind watch for your boy. ah But I've been hyping it up a lot. So I'm excited to go watch this movie and see what it's all about.
01:49:35
Speaker
Black people. Stick it in my fucking pooper. So yeah that's gonna be that's that's next week. Did we tell them the movies we're doing for Not Me Month or no? We did not. Well, here's your rundown for Not Me Month.
01:49:48
Speaker
You got Dope. Then next week after that, f episode 102, you got Django, Unchained. The one that Quentin made. You know Quentin. Yeah. you um Big racist, probably.
01:50:01
Speaker
Then we have the Black Klansman. i don't think it's The. it's just called Black Klansman. I believe so. What movie Jake picked out? That's great. Shout out you, Drake. Right.
01:50:11
Speaker
Did say Drake? And Adam dr Drake. Yo, Drizzy Drake. Hey, Drake. Adam Driver says the N-word. I saw a video on TikTok saying that was top five hard R's not censored.
01:50:24
Speaker
And it's like, wow. Is this one of them? It's like our clips get fucking marked for being inappropriate, but like they just have movie clips, people saying the N word and it's insane. That's true. That's not good. um And then we conclude it with an all time. Great. Get out.
01:50:39
Speaker
Jordan P. I'll peel my sack back and expose the skin. what oh but peel my shit back and fille me I don't fucking know.
01:50:49
Speaker
um but yeah that is that is episode fucking one hundred for you we are one hundred episodes in go fucking listen you got at this point you now have ninety nine other episodes to catch up on fucking do it go listen to yeah if you don't know where to start i'll tell you where it started my personal opinion Harry, do all the Harry's, okay?
01:51:16
Speaker
All them. Get those out of the way. Then you go your best of moments. You go to your best of 2024 episode. You go to your best of 2025 episode. Hit all the episodes we talk about in those two episodes.
01:51:28
Speaker
And then you just fill in the gaps, baby. That's it. That's how it is. You know? i mean, you can go in chronological order, but like if you listen to this and I fucking like these guys, and episode one is going to be rough.
01:51:39
Speaker
Yeah, there's like barely any jokes. No jokes. I mean, you get to cuckoo, there's a little bit of some Snatch Liquid talk there. no Yeah, some nice oozing fucking corn holes. I don't know. So we're that's that's a fact. It's fact of life.
01:51:56
Speaker
and Oh, are we doing the Patreon? I was going back and forth on announcing it or not because we don't know what set up is going to be. But it's probably going to come and it's probably going to have full-blown uncensored episodes besides some things that just aren't going to make it. And that's fine. Yeah. And I'm just going to say this and I didn't run it by you yet, but I'm going to say it anyways.
01:52:18
Speaker
If you, we're going to make, we're going to make $500 tier. If you are a member of that tier for three months, we'll let you listen to Pwner Express episode. Oh my God. You have to be a member for three months.
01:52:31
Speaker
Three months. So that's 1500 smackeroodies. Yeah. You have to pay 1500 and you can hear the whole fucking thing. All right. Yeah. But we're not putting up in tier. We're not making it available until we see you've been a member for three months.
01:52:46
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. And then you can just, trust me, it's maybe it's worth it. It might be worth it, yeah. It's pretty fucking wild. And, you know, we already have we already have some ideas for our Patreon, what we're going fucking do.
01:53:01
Speaker
And it'd be cool if you listen. So maybe by time our old apps get clout for this app, the go check it out. Maybe it's already out by the time you're listening to this episode. We don't fucking know what we're doing.
01:53:13
Speaker
Yeah, shit's straight rimmed. You what going to rim you directly on this fucking recording. Yeah, over the fucking screen. yeah um It's going to be two guys, one screen. million guys one Yeah, you exactly.
01:53:28
Speaker
So that's fucking it. We'll see you next week in February for non-mean month. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark. I'm going to eat you out and not in a sexual way.
01:53:39
Speaker
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