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EP. 105 Get Out (2017)
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Opening Remarks and Episode Introduction
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I want to play football. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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rinsing your girl out, bud.
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Hello, my name is Nick, and I have shaft hair.
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Call me Odell Beckham Senior, because I'm dad.
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want me to lick your bedpan, filthy skunk?
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
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Hello and welcome to episode 105 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast. The hemorrhoid homies, the diarrhea days, the potown boys.
Nam Meme Month Conclusion and Movie Discussion
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Gerald had a full-blown stroke. I don't know what's going on, yo.
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And we are here to unfortunately conclude Nam Meme Month. I really do like Nam Meme Month. Yeah, me! but i'm gonna do it next year for sure we're doing it next year it's too bad that whoever decided to make now me month the shortest month of the year you know it's just disappointing it really just is upsetting we'd love to do more movies and you know we will do more movies we ain't gonna stop what yeah we're gonna keep reviewing movies on the movie podcast yeah we are all right 105 that's it nah dude nah but we're just at we're getting close to my penis length where i'm at like 1.07 so we gotta keep going
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um Yeah, we already passed. My mom was 72. Yo, do you see that? I saw this thing on Instagram. The world's smallest penis is like 0.38 inches.
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Oh, yeah, the micro penis. I saw the photo. Yeah, that's crazy. I always thought my cock was small, and then I saw that, and I was like, damn. And you're like, nah. I got something to work with. You got a little tiny boy. You got a little tiny boy.
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Uh, so yeah, we're concluding not me month today, with an episode for you on get out, get the fuck out. All right. Get the fuck up, man. You dig? Just get the fuck out of here. you dig?
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This is like the, uh, this is like the black Panther of horror movies, huh? I would agree with you on that. Yeah. Not in like a fucked up way, but like this really brought, uh, the black culture into the horror big.
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Big. ah Yeah. And I, you know, I think this is a movie that people consider as a modern horror classic. um I'll reveal more of my thoughts in this movie as we go through it.
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ah But, you know, I think this changed the game. I think everybody who is like at least somewhat of an adult remembers like when this came out and how their reaction was in the reception. Very Black Panther-esque.
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Yeah, I mean. Yeah, in a good way. Yeah. So low-key movies better than Black Panther. I don't know. what that It is. You know? yeah it did Yeah, it is. It definitely is. It definitely is. Sorry, Chad.
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it's You know, it's what RIP to Chad, you know? Yeah. I think this is.
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Well, I guess it depends on your rating. I don't think this is better than Django.
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What I give Django. Did I give Django five? I think he gave it five or four and a half. Go check. i should have I should have fucking logged it if I'm getting good at life. Yeah, I gave it four and a half.
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Yeah, so I guess we'll see what rating is. Okay, so already know what that means. No, it said it's not better than Django. Oh, it's not? Okay. No. Got it. No. um Yeah, so this is a...
Patreon Promotion and 'Get Out' Cast Analysis
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Big time movie. Before we do anything else, want shout out, plug in our Patreon. Go to patreon.com slash two guys, one screen. don't think it's pod. think just two guys, one screen. Check it out. You fucking losers.
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It should be in the description. It is. I've been putting it there. yeah I've been putting it there. That's where I left it. yeah Can you fucking find it? Yo, you guys should find it, click it, and then support us. Yeah, um and we're also doing a thing now that I didn't talk to you about, but we're just doing it anyways. Okay, rip it. Okay. We're selling we're selling pod eps on the Patreon ah by themselves. You don't want to listen to, you don't want full monthly subscription, buy one episode. Check it out.
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That's pretty good right there. You know, and then you can always join our $500 meme tier level for our episode on the Polar Express. A little little quick story time right here. i was, it literally was, there was zero people at work yesterday and I just decided, you know what, I'm gonna rip this. i' just going to let this fucking puppy fly. And that, I mean, it's out of control.
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It's just, <unk> it's an na it's it's worth, i would I would say it's almost worth $1,500. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. yeah It's a it's fucking blast though. It's nonstop. mean, if we had to like make an episode out of that, it'd be probably like 20 minutes.
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Yeah. Yeah. Kind of going into that. This is the day after the ah day after a Superbowl. Shout out the Seattle Seahawks for putting on a one of the worst Super Bowls I've ever seen in my life. Very boring. we're going to talk about that mixed bag or not because I don't got much. But ah fuck everybody I work with because you wouldn't shut the fuck up but the Patriots and I'm sick of it.
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Yeah. And my big my big boy, Kenneth Walker, Super Bowl MVP, i want to fuck him. Um, I, before we go too far from patron, we want to shout out our two current patron patrons, patron members, uh, Tyler and Brian. And yeah, it's that Brian, the Brian, the Brian.
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I'm really going to bite my tongue here and make any kind of joke. Yo, but shout out to him though. Hold up because the normal tier, right? $5. This man upped it himself. What's he paying?
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He's paying seven 50. All right. Shout out to Brian. What a fucking great dude. hey great Brian, we love you. He just said, he texted me like the other day and said that silence of the lambs, one of our best episodes. Shout out him.
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We had a good time doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Um, So yeah, check out our Patreon. Go look at that because it's not on the ad read, but it might be after this. record We don't know. It might be this one or the next week. Yeah, whatever the fuck I start stroking out.
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ah So yeah, we're doing Get Out today, a film that was directed by Jordan
Jordan Peele's Influence and Film Analysis
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Peele. This came out in 2017, post 9-11. Very, very much post Chris Benoit. If you don't know who Jordan Peele is, come on.
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Even before he started directing. Sorry. Sorry. so fun sorry Forgot had that. Yeah, I mean, Jordan Pio's a bit of a legend.
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Comedy legend? Sketch show legend? Jordan Haworth. Haworth Peel. Born February 21st. happy fucking birthday. When does this come out? Oh, it comes out three days after your fucking birthday, Jordan? Peel back your layers. Oh, I want to fucking see that dick.
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And then I'm going to make you say... Oh, sheesh kebab, Greg, the sauce. fishkaba Where'd you find that? I i thought it was off the internet. i was scouring YouTube late at night and I found like a re-upload and I'm like, is this it? is it And then I went in the comments. It was like, this is the moment you're looking for. yeah Shout out to JSTU Studios. Hell yeah, brother.
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he This guy, Jordan Peele, received... ah Time 100 list of most influential people in the world. Jordan Peele. How about that? You fuck. Yeah.
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We haven't reviewed a Jordan Peele directed film. well We did do him. Check that out. I guess he's producer producer.
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Can you please? Whoa. Crazy text message. we've We've spoken kind of at length about Jordan Peele, like what we feel about Jordan Peele films in a bunch of episodes. Go fucking listen to other ones. I don't fucking know. Yeah, I mean, this is this is number one for me.
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It's number one for me, too. I know you're not a big Us fan. I'm not a big Nope fan. So we flip-flopped there. It's fine. We're flip-floppers. What was that shit you sent me? Green chili hot dog slopper? The fuck was that? Yeah, the double fried slopper. Yeah, crazy. Fucking losing my shit, dude.
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like do you want the double fried slopper or the normal slopper? don't know, man. You choose. Yeah. ah Here's your cast.
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We have Daniel Kaluuya, who plays. Why does it do this? Who plays Chris? I mean, oh, Chris, I'm throwing it back on Chris. No. Yeah. Chris is good looking dude. daniel Like, damn, Daniel. Thank you. You know mean?
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Yeah. Somebody showed it in there. This dude, he's in Spider-Verse. I don't know who he is in that movie. Is he Miles? No, Miles is the other guy. Remember? Shameik Moore? We talked about him in Dope.
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Who is he in this? he fight Hobby Brown. Hobby or Hobie? Hobie. Not Toby. Nope, not Toby. Next, we have Allison Williams, who looks very familiar. I just don't know what I know her from.
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She's in Megan, apparently. Mid- Yeah, Megan's mid, guys. Sorry to break it to you. Are you fucking her or is she a little scary looking? So I'm fucking her before she puts her hair in a ponytail. Then she just kind of gets a real creep.
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Yeah, real creep. Yeah. She looks like that girl who made that Call Me Maybe song. What the fuck's her name? Carly Rae Jepsen. Yeah, that one. Okay. We were the button. Yeah, she's getting it for sure.
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Big. She's getting it once when she's into black guys. But once she's like, I'm not into black guys, then I'm out. you know like Yeah, when she becomes racist, I'm out. You're right. You know what mean? Next, we have Catherine Keener, who plays Missy Armitage. She's in a lot.
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I will say, when she was younger, like even this letterboxd picture, I want to give her the pipe, but in this movie, I did not was not feeling it. No. No. Who is she in The Incredibles?
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think That's a question. The Incredibles 2. Evelyn. Who the fuck? Well, she's none of the main people, so who gives a fuck? I mean, I haven't seen Incredibles 2 since release, so. Yeah. ah Next, we have Bradley Whitford, who plays Dean Armitage.
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ah He's in Cabin in the Woods. Check out our episode on Django Unchained. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Let us know if you want us to do cabin in the woods in the future. I'm so down. That movie's great.
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Maybe we'll do it for horror month. That would make sense. Huh? I also, ah was reading our patron description. We can talk about this more on mixed bag, but we owe the patrons bonus movie review.
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Oh, is that what we put? We put that, so we can talk about that on Mixed Bag. Yeah, fair. Go check that out. Yeah, I do. I love Cabin in the Woods. It's great film. ah now I think he gives – Dean is ah he gives a good performance. He's very fucking weird, very creepy, and you know by looking at him, he'd like racist.
00:11:23
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you know For sure. But he also gives like the energy – you know those progressive commercials where the guy is trying to teach everybody to stop acting like a normal white guy? Yeah.
00:11:34
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That's exactly what this guy is. He'd be the guy getting taught or the guy teaching. He's getting taught. Yeah, he's getting taught. Yeah. Like, hey, you don't have to talk to the guy that's pumping gas next to you. You know, like, just don't.
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Yeah. Like, he probably doesn't want to talk to you. Bro, literally yesterday, me and my dad went out to grab the sub. Shout to Big Len. Shout out to Big Len. And this man, like, slows down a little bit. And he's like, huh, that guy's cleaning his car off. Who cares?
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Who cares? Yeah, it's crazy. I feel that. Next, we have Caleb Landry Jones, who plays Jeremy Armitage. ain't fucking this guy. No, but like i kind of fucked with his performance.
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Yeah, he did good. he He definitely had a good performance. i just like don't... um I ain't fucking him. He gives like the very good racist, rich... Spoiled boy. Yes. yeah He's also a movie called the Florida project, which is great. I would recommend that.
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Ooh, what's that about? He ain't fucking it. William Dafoe literally fights pedophiles. That's not what it's about, but it's a scene in the movie. And I fucking love that scene. Oh, I mean, I'm sold. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's sick, but the Florida project is about, uh, this woman who's in her kid who are like poor as fuck living out of a fucking hotel motel.
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in florida yeah and it's sad the end's pretty sad but it's great it's a good movie uh and then home uh second sight has a release on this and i did you know no one got it for me as a christmas gift this year even though i sent it to certain people asking for it that was not a slight at you it sounds like it is but it was not a slight at you oh i'm looking at yeah yeah it was just looking at your lineage was a slight yeah yeah exactly yep Next, we have Marcus Henderson, who plays Walter. Can you imagine getting your fucking world rocked by this guy?
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Oh, man. This guy's a unit. Yeah, he is. I mean... He's fucking unit. Yeah. ah Pause this real quick. Okay. We'll be right back. um Marty, we're back after a wild tangent.
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This dude's in Whiplash and Django. Check out our reviews on those films. How about that? Huh. I was going to obviously he's a slave in Django, but I mean, like in Whiplash, I wonder who he was. don't know.
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Yeah. I mean, he's probably just some guy in the band, no? He probably can't be a massive part. He's not getting fucking yelled at. Can you imagine fucking J.K. Simmons just calling him all sorts of fucking words? That'd be crazy.
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He's also in a movie called Woodlawn. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. That's a football-looking honey dripper? 3.2. What the fuck's a honey dripper? ah That sounds like a slur. it sounds sounds like It sounds like a ah sequel to Candyman. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah. ah Next, we have Betty Gabriel who plays Georgina.
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um I don't know. I ain't fucking her. And I ain't fucking Walter either. Marcus, whatever. well Walter would destroy us. you fucking vision I'd be paralyzed. he That wasn't for fucking hypnosis. or True. She's in Novocaine, but I don't remember her.
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She might have been the the detective that was like at the end. Remember the lady at the end end? who was like She's like friends with or this guy's boss. Yeah, something like that.
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Yeah, she is. That's who she is. Novocaine, good movie. ah Next, we got Lakeith Stanfield, who plays Andre Logan King. He also was in Die, My Love. And he was...
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This is the dude that J-Law was fucking on the side. Yeah, and he was in Dope. So check out our views on those films. Guys in everything, huh? He's in Uncut Johns. So I think another problem is as we keep doing more movies, we got to remember what we said about throwing it back on certain people.
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You know what mean? right i would very little fucking this guy I would say Logan King in this movie, I'm not fucking. No, he's very sure. Oh, ride me. Wow. Shit.
00:15:34
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i mean Cheerio, good sir. Wow. You're taking that thing for a spin, aren't you, buddy boy? Fucking my shit.
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He's like a fucking 1940s like Vaudevillian or something. That's how he talks. Yeah, it's crazy. He ain't fucking it. um Next we got Steven Root. You can talk on my fucking root. Jim Hudson.
00:15:59
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I ain't fucking this Yeah, the blind guy. ain't fucking him big. Because he's blind or just because he's ugly? He's ugly, blind, and looks like he was a part of Epstein's Island. That's true. I mean, he got his top ripoff, you know what mean? Yeah.
00:16:13
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He ain't fucking it. ah He's in like all the ice cages. That's concerning. Yeah. Next, we got Lil Ray Howery. That's what it says.
00:16:23
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No, I know. He plays Rod Williams. And I ain't fucking this guy either. He's funny, I guess. nice Yeah. I'll fuck him so he can laugh at my little piece. yeah yeah you' got little piece I think that's anybody else we want to shout out here. No, right?
00:16:45
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i don't think so. No. Wow. This guy's credit is white party goer. what I mean, Jordan Peele has a credit for dying deer. That was Peele.
00:16:56
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It was probably his voice. Oh. He probably went, oh ah That's fair. Dude, look at this guy.
00:17:04
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Geronimo Spinks. What did you just say to me? What a fucking crazy name. Geronimo's big. That's kind of dope, no? Yeah. it's It's nuts, though, no? A little bit. Yeah. I mean, I feel like Peel, and like this attributes to why the movie's good, he just casted the most racist-looking white people he could find. yeah. Like, look at Julie Ann Doan. I mean, she looked like you don't like blacks.
00:17:30
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Oh, yeah. That's like... She's a Karen and doesn't like blacks. It's like... Yeah. The guy below her, the woman above her, like, they all look like they don't like black people even a little bit.
00:17:41
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Yeah. I mean, Jordan Peele's probably like witnessed racism. and He's like, y'all got a type. Y'all racist got a Yeah. ah So if new this podcast, we do a scene by scene.
00:17:53
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And that's what we're going to do right now. And also, if anything gets bleeped, go listen to it on Patreon. Yeah. See, I don't know. I don't know how ah how wild we could get with this one.
00:18:06
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It's kind of a tame movie, low-key, but like the message is deep. But, I mean, i'm just saying we say that about a lot of things, and then just... things come out and we go how are we even here yeah there was some recording that we made algebra sexual and my cousin's like how the fuck did you guys make algebra sexual it's just you know it's our niche yeah just what we do um we're not yeah yeah if you're here for like we've said you know on almost every episode if you're here for like some real deep like movie analysis you're in the wrong place it's just isn't the spot for you someone's getting
Social Media and Patreon Promotions
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to guys Yeah, someone's getting fucked while they're like a, I don't know. You'll find out. Yeah, I mean, most likely, ah well, actually, I won't say because it hasn't come up in a while. Maybe it'll just come up naturally.
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Well, sign up at Patreon.com, ladies and gentlemen, slash Two Guys, One Screen pod. Do it. Back to the ad read. Get Out opens. It's nighttime in this white ass looking neighborhood or as Dre calls it, the suburb.
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ah suburb. He's walking around and he's lost and he says he feels like a a sore thumb. And this car is like kind of following him and then he turns around and it turns around and follows him more. And then he gets out of the... He goes across the street and this guy gets out of the car. What the fuck was he wearing on his head? That night mask?
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I thought, yeah, it was definitely the and the ah night helmet. Yeah. That's what I call my cock. My boy, my boy part like the Templars or some shit. Yeah. Uh, and he just fucking beats this guy in the head and drags him into the trunk.
00:20:59
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Uh, Loki, the soundtrack for this movie kind of hits. I was going to say, did you really like you did you like the slave music with the title card? Did you enjoy that? walk pill twelve I don't know why it does this. I don't want these these buttons here.
00:21:11
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all right. Well, hello. Car wreck. You're not going to hear that because we don't download the soundboard m p three anymore, but yeah whatever. Yeah, I mean, it did sound like, I don't know, I guess slave music is derogatory, but it doesn't. Maybe like chanting?
00:21:24
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Yeah, it sounded like field work was being done. Yeah. ah but We cut and Chris is our main character. He's got out of the shower and he's shaving. He's a photographer. unite her Nice look fucking kid.
00:21:43
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Yeah, he's a... Yeah, and then his girlfriend is Rose, and she's just like staring down some pastries. And then ah she brings him back to the apartment. And then we make this joke every time. We're probably to again. I wrote Chris is packing every time. Probably, yeah.
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Yep. And ah they're going to visit her family, which he's never met before. And he wants to know if she's told him that he's black. And she didn't because it shouldn't matter.
00:22:13
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Uh, it shouldn't, but right. It shouldn't matter. And he says that he doesn't want to get chased off the lawn with a shotgun. And I'm guessing you wish you fucking did with what happens after this. I mean, that's quite better.
00:22:26
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Um, is it getting killed? Well, getting chased off. Yeah. Like the spray getting chased off the lawn is like, you know, maybe, maybe you survived. Yeah.
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Maybe. But, you know, maybe he's getting beat off by a couple of the brothers here or something. Other brothers? Yeah, other brothers. Okay. We're not even brothers. We've come to find out.
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ah And then, you know she's like, my dad voted for Obama twice, and he'd vote for Obama a third time if he could. So, you know, he likes black people. Yo, if I could vote for Obama right now, I would.
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Yeah. Shout out to Obama, I guess. Uh, we caught in the car and Chris is trying to smoke a cigarette and she throws it out the window. She being Rose. Bad for health.
00:23:14
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Yeah. And Chris doesn't drive. i mean, we can speculate why he doesn't drive, but he doesn't drive. And, uh, DUI DWI. Um, yeah.
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Hitting runs. um Manslaughter. yeah Yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Drive-bys. Yeah. Yeah. know You know, I mean, yeah you choose.
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um So then he goes to, Chris calls his boy Rod. um And she's like, what are you doing? Like, I got to call my Rod. yeah rod uh and rod works for tsa that's an important piece of the puzzle here tsa i'm indifferent on tsa at this point i don't have it i'm not positive or negative on him i got pat down once and i was like i'm seven why the fuck would have a bomb on me you were You got patted down when you were seven? Yeah, I got randomly selected one time when I was seven.
00:24:11
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Yeah. and this guy Is it random? and They say it's random, and I'm a little white seven-year-old, so it definitely is random. That's kind of crazy. And I remember this guy put... This guy. What the fuck? The TSA agent. Can you imagine? This guy's like, hey, come here. I got to pat you down. ah just Some guy. Some sketchy dude in the airport.
00:24:31
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Yeah, he's just standing by the bathroom. He's like, hey, you've been selected. I gotta pat you down. Yeah. They come in this bathroom and stay on the toilet seat. I think you have contraband. But anyways, the TSA. That's not a perfume bottle in your pants, young man.
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um
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Gee, I thought there'd be more hair. Okay, so... so so Sir, I'm only seven.
00:25:03
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I got there before the hair. i don't know why went Joker. I just thought, like, creepy dude. Creepy dude? Yeah, it's fair.
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All right. Well, they're never going to sponsor us. No, not ever. Unless you unlessly put it on on Patreon. That's true. ah What I was saying was, it's not this random guy, a TSA agent.
00:25:29
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he He had the, he put some kind of glove on. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he put the gloves on first. They made the fucking, when you snap them, the glove snaps in the hand. You know, it's going a good time when you hear that.
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throwing it back on him. Yeah,
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am I hiding anything up there, officer? have like, t s a
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T-S-A. What's that stand for? Total sexual assault.
00:26:12
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I was going to say he put some residue on my hands, but that's just, ah you know, that joke makes itself. But he put some residue, um some some kind of something on my hands, and he was looking for, he's like, this detects if you've like handled gunpowder or anything like that the past 24 hours. And I'm like, officer, I'm seven.
00:26:31
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Yeah. so So you were a terrorist. Yeah. Yeah. That happened once. Only one time. But anyways, so yeah, this is rewind the tape test. 10 minutes ago. It was not going to get that crazy here. Yeah. back on tsa um So
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ah at least sounds like a porn. Hey, you're carrying a bomb. I'm sorry, officer. well it's one thing you can do for me, buddy. fucking glove comes on.
00:27:02
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Hey, I got to check every orifice. Every single one. ah So, well, Rod got in trouble not for touching a little kid, for touching an old lady.
00:27:13
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Right. and it's like He's like checking. it's like sneezing. It's fucking dusty in here. What the fuck? Let get the Swiffer. Make some dust in.
00:27:26
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he's like he's like He's like, I can tell you haven't been f flicking your shit for a long time. Want some help? I saw pirates one.
00:27:35
Speaker
What did you say? I'm like my shit squirt. Yeah, it squirt. um And ours. Chris tells Chris, would you say the jars jars? Oh, I can can that shit.
00:27:50
Speaker
My squirt. Yeah. Get a mason jar. We can like ferment something in there. And that's what the TSA officer found on me. My jar is squirt. What the fuck is this? It's a bomb.
00:28:02
Speaker
No, sir. No, no, sir. oops Seven. I can't squirt. I can't. say sometimes
00:28:12
Speaker
Yeah. They say it's bad to put your squirt down your piss pot. hijaring Yeah. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta keep it for safe keepings. Yeah. So there's a fuel. Yeah, it's like a battery pack. Just plug it in my ass. Yeah. ah He reminds... Chris reminds Rod that Rod needs to watch his his dog, Sid.
00:28:33
Speaker
know what I And Rod tells Chris that, you know, he really shouldn't be going to a white girl's parents' house. It's just suspect. And Chris is like, shut up, man. um And then Rose is her name, right? Rose? Yeah. They start... Her and Chris are fucking in the car. And this deer comes flying across the fucking car.
00:28:51
Speaker
Breaks up their side mirror. ah And they go outside to like assess the damage. And Chris hears the the deer like groaning out in the woods. So he goes out to find this deer laying there just looking at him.
00:29:03
Speaker
He's like, hold on. Well, let me go fuck it to death real quick. Hold on. got to put it out of its misery. Yeah. He just sees its fucking guts spilling out. It's like, a damn, that's so fucking warm. oh Oh, my God. rat well Disgusting. I can't believe just said that. Yeah, that's a nice eight pointer right there.
00:29:20
Speaker
I'm going to sit on all eight points. I'm going to wait until the fucking maggots show up. Oh, man. that's just I might cut that. That's disgusting. ah So they call the cops, and I thought it was funny that cops were like, you need to call animal control.
00:29:38
Speaker
or Or they got pulled over for the the light being out. One of the two. I don't know. Either they got pulled or they called somebody. I think she called them. but But like, why would you call someone? Is it that important?
00:29:53
Speaker
I don't think so. Yeah. doesn't make any sense. I guess a police report kind of does help with your insurance. Maybe. Right. If you like. Yeah. That'd be like, there's the deer. Here's his blood. but Give me a paper.
00:30:04
Speaker
Like you call, yeah it's like an immigrant. Give me paper. Give me paper. Give me paper now. I suck your dick. So if you hit a deer and you tell the insurance, hey, I hit a deer, they're going to yeah, sure you did. You fucking idiot. You're black. No, you didn't.
00:30:21
Speaker
a But then you go, I hit a deer and this police officer backed it up and wrote a report, they're going to go, okay, you probably hit a deer. Is that covered in underinsured? Is that like natural disaster?
00:30:31
Speaker
If you have... I mean, they told me that the rats eating my wards would have been covered if I had a full package. so Which we all know I don't have a full package. That's the problem, yeah. That's the problem facing right now.
00:30:43
Speaker
um So... They leave. Oh, the cop wants Chris's ID, but he wasn't driving and he can't drive. And Rose doesn't like that. But Chris thinks it was hot that she stood up from front of this officer.
00:30:56
Speaker
Chris likes to get cocked big. But to be fair, I was in a um like a car, like a fender bender type one, like with some damage. And I was just a passenger and they asked me for my ID too. So it might just be common practice. It's not just because he's black.
00:31:13
Speaker
I would agree with that too. uh and chris thought it was hot though he's like you fucking started throwing it back on that officer you know the officer while i'm watching yeah you know he likes that shit you can tell my elongated cock is just flapping him in the face because it's so big it's so big um they arrive at like oily too so it's like shiny he is shiny looking that's i mean i don't have phrases to say but he looked shiny the light does reflect it's nice on him Yeah, he wears his black skin nice.
00:31:45
Speaker
oh man. Yeah. ah Hey, where'd you get I think I need to get me a couple tootry.
00:31:55
Speaker
Yeah. um So they arrive at the in-laws. In-laws aren't married. They arrive at fucking Rose's parents' house. we meet We see Walter working out in the the the lawn.
00:32:06
Speaker
um And the dad's name is Dean and the mom is Missy. And they tell the parents they hit this deer. And the dad says that they're, ah he's happy about it. like, yeah, one down, one to go. They're like fucking rats.
00:32:21
Speaker
like chow What's the beef? What's the beef with deer? You know, he just thinks they're a fucking infestation, you know? So I think that's a little, ah oh you know, well, ah you know what we're hinting at.
00:32:36
Speaker
A little anti-Semitic? What are you saying? Well, I just... I don't know. Oh, you don't know anymore? Like infestation. Like, gotta get rid of the blacks. Oh, I was saying infestation. Like, gotta get rid the Jews.
00:32:48
Speaker
Oh. Yeah. too So, same thing. lot of perverts in here. So... ah Dad is like, how long has this whole thing been going on? He calls it a whole thing, which was interesting.
00:33:01
Speaker
um How have you been fucking this black guy? Yeah. ah and Better than me. Yeah. How does it feel inside you?
00:33:12
Speaker
um They've been going for five months. but Five months you're taking fucking dick. I mean, come on. They were all over each other. I mean, she's faking it. but Yeah. yeah ah Spoiler. Sorry.
00:33:25
Speaker
Yeah. the The dad gives the Chris a tour. Missy, his wife, is a psychiatrist. Jeremy is Rose's little brother, and he's studying medicine. um And then this guy doesn't shut the fuck up that he's a traveler and they travel all over the place and that his father got beat by Jesse Owens in the Olympics in front of Hitler.
00:33:44
Speaker
Yeah, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Hey, i lost to a black guy in front of Hitler. Yeah. Take that, Hitler. It's a weird flex. One in front of you, Hitler. Yeah.
00:33:56
Speaker
um
00:33:59
Speaker
Then he tells Chris the basement is sealed up because of a black mold. crazy again we meet georgina who is in the kitchen and uh she's a black lady who is a part of the the help here and she just seems a little off you know they all just a little something's wrong here little too cheery yeah little too white um yeah that's yeah everybody in this movie is a little too white yeah um he he shows him the backyard
00:34:32
Speaker
And Walter's out there. And the dad's like, I know what you're thinking. I'm a racist. ah And it's okay to think that. But I'm not. i got I got blacks in the field and the house. I know what you think.
00:34:45
Speaker
Yeah, this looks bad. I look like Leo from Django Unchained. I know. I promise. I pinky promise you, though. They've been here forever. You're probably wondering. Do I want to open your skull and find the dimples? I do.
00:35:00
Speaker
I do. Uh... Because the dad's a piece of shit. Right. Obviously. um So anyways, these, ah the help, as they call them, were hired to take care of the parents before they died. And then after the parents died, they just didn't have the heart to let them go.
00:35:20
Speaker
Uh, we, you don't want to do anything around your own house. Got it. Uh, so we cut and we're at, uh, the dinner table and, um they asked about, uh, Chris's parents and his mom was in a hit and run and his father wasn't around.
00:35:38
Speaker
Shocker. um While they're talking, the the mom, Missy, she like taps on her little tea glass. um And the dad asks if Chris smokes. And he says that it's a fucking nasty habit.
00:35:53
Speaker
And he should stop. I'm trying to quit, man. And Missy says that she can take care of it with some hypnosis because it, uh, helped, uh, Dean. So this is Dean Thomas, by the way. This is a different Dean. This is white Dean.
00:36:08
Speaker
Yeah. Dean W. Thomas. All right. but
00:36:14
Speaker
This white-tailed Dean, all right? Yeah. Yeah. Right. So ah they're hosting this, as they call it, a shindig, be a little more white, for their grandfather, who is not alive anymore.
00:36:29
Speaker
Like, every time I watch this movie, I'm like, yo, they're like just throwing out the most stereotypical white phrases, and it's really cringy. Like, people say this. They do. Welcome to the shindig, huh? Yeah. And Rose's man, they didn't tell her, but it is the same day every year. She's in on it.
00:36:46
Speaker
um While they're talking, Georgina walks over to fill Chris's glass and she like overfills it and Missy gets pissed and tells her to go lay down.
00:36:59
Speaker
um And then Jeremy shows up this fucking jerk off. I mean, his character is played so well, but he's such a fucking dickhead. Yeah. You're like, this guy needs to die. Yeah. And then he's telling Chris that Rose had a toenail collection.
00:37:16
Speaker
And then this story about her crush named Connor and their first kiss. Connor used some tongue and she bit it off. Little freak cow Would you rather have your tongue bitten off or your piece bitten off?
00:37:31
Speaker
Bite my fucking tongue off. I like having my piece bitten Yeah? Yeah. are you talking about just the helmet or the whole thing? The helmet. That's a problem. That's a problem.
00:37:44
Speaker
The way said that. The helmet. Here we see the helmet. Yeah. Thank you, Morgan Freeman. um I don't know how it's going to sound, but it sounded good in my head.
00:37:57
Speaker
So the, yeah, she did his fucking tongue off and then ah mom gets up to go get dessert and she opens the door to the kitchen and you see Georgina just stand there who was told to go lay down.
00:38:09
Speaker
um And Chris plays, he plays basketball, but it doesn't like the UFC because he thinks it's a little too, too aggressive. Yeah. and uh jeremy does jujitsu and he's uh you know he's like it's all strategic gotta be one step ahead it's on the mind and he tells um chris that with his genetic makeup chris's genetic makeup he'd be a fucking beast you what mean um you know what i mean wink uh-huh yeah
00:38:42
Speaker
And then he wants like spar with Chris, and he puts him in a headlock, and Missy shuts his whole shit down. We cut, and Chris and Rose are in Rose's bedroom, and Rose is like acting embarrassed.
00:38:56
Speaker
um And Chris is just sitting there like, yeah, I told you, bro. like What do you want to do? Um, and then we cut like the middle a night and Chris is on his fucking high head ass shit. He just kills a fly. Just fucking snap that shit. Fucking Miyagi motherfucker. Yeah, exactly. Uh, he goes to walk outside and you see like Georgina walk around the background.
00:39:18
Speaker
Um, and then you see this guy running out of it's Walter. It's an iconic scene. And then he just turns and runs around the house. And then the light comes on in the house and Georgina's in the window acting all fucking white.
00:39:34
Speaker
He walks back inside and Missy's waiting in in her office for him. Just fucking twat out. You gonna plow me or what? Oh, man. I've never been owned to by a black man.
00:39:46
Speaker
I own black men. I've owned by one. Yeah. Make me your slave. Let's see if you can break my hips. Yeah. Um... So, she's sitting there stirring her fucking tea and she asks if he ever smoked in front of Rose and he's like, you know.
00:40:05
Speaker
And then she asks where Chris was when his mom died and he says he doesn't want to talk about it, but... You know, she's stirring this fucking tea cup a little bit, and that's making him all fucking jittery.
00:40:20
Speaker
Yeah. What was or ornery? A heightened state of suggestibility. I think what they said. I don't know. So anyways, he ain't like it. He ain't fucking with it.
00:40:31
Speaker
He ain't fucking that. Not at all. But he then tells her he was home watching TV and he can hear the rain in his head. And he didn't call that his mom wasn't home yet.
00:40:42
Speaker
um And then he's paralyzed and she tells him to sink into the floor. And this is like some Dr. Strange-ass shit. Yeah, really. looking at himself through a little screen.
00:40:54
Speaker
And he's like in fucking space. Like the void. The fucking galactic empire about to pass by. Yeah. yeah ah And she tells him that he's in the sunken place.
00:41:07
Speaker
um And then he wakes up in bed and his phone is unplugged. And he walks around the woods, takes some photos and comes back and sees Georgina in the window. And he tries to take a photo of her, but she turns and looks at him all weird. It looks like she was going to fucking scalp herself. She was like going like this and like trying to fucking. She was like taking her, taking her weave out. Maybe she was seeing the scar being like, I had another life before this.
00:41:30
Speaker
Yeah. um Do you believe in hypnosis? Like, do you think it's a real, real thing?
00:41:40
Speaker
No, i've never tried. Yeah. i don't really very like back and forth on it because yeah, meow this is going to sound stupid, but there's been a lot of ah alien cases, right?
00:41:56
Speaker
Where they've been put under hypnosis by like psychologists and shit and they say that they recount all this stuff that's happened to him but like it's a real doctor performing it so who the fuck knows like who's lying here so he goes to walk in the woods uh he sees walter chopping some fucking wood and he tries to talk to walter but walter sounds real fucking white And he apologizes to Chris about his exercising last night.
00:42:23
Speaker
And he asked if the hypnosis went well. Because right now, Chris thinks like, that was all a fucking dream. just some weird shit. But that shit ain't happened. Talking to Walter kind of confirms that it really fucking happened.
00:42:37
Speaker
um we cut and Chris tells Rose that he thinks that Missy hypnotized them. And that when he tries to smoke a cigarette, he gets nauseous. And he tells her about his quote unquote dream.
00:42:48
Speaker
Um, and you can even tell here, this is where the the rewatch kind of falls apart for me a little bit because she kind of half-assedly apologizes, you know? Yeah. She's like, Oh really? oh can't believe my mom would do that. Sorry. She's like, yeah, black lives matter. Like it's just that type of, like the kind of tone she uses.
00:43:06
Speaker
Right. Um, So
00:43:12
Speaker
she, then he's like, what about Walter? He's like trying to take a run at you. She's like, what are you talking about? which you think really have a chance with them? yeah He wants to fuck me. Really?
00:43:24
Speaker
That big black guy outside. You're talking about the one that chops wood. yeah That one. Um, well let him be my lumberjack, I guess. I guess.
00:43:37
Speaker
i don't want to get splinters in my pussy. I'll be yelling timber. Yeah. Timber not. Yeah. um So next they see the whole party show up. it's like a like you know't like there' the funeral and there's all those black cars. yeah That's what it's like.
00:44:00
Speaker
They're pulling up to a funeral, but it's ah like a party. Yeah. We got Walter opening the doors and shit. Strange. So Chris goes around with Rose and meets some these people. One of them is the Greens, and he's asking about if Chris ever golfed.
00:44:17
Speaker
And this guy knows this guy knows tiger Woods. You know? and you know big fan Big fan of Tiger right here. you know not to not to Not to spoil the movie already, but this guy knows Tiger. are they not trying to get in Tiger's fucking head? You what I mean? That'd be crazy. Right? Like, why not use his connection and snag a big one?
00:44:36
Speaker
You know what i mean? like Like, why not grab Tiger Woods while you're there? Like, the guy's like, I want your eyes. i want Tiger's fucking swing. What are you talking about? You know what mean? Like, because then you can, like, I don't know, breed.
00:44:50
Speaker
Yeah, want fuck white bitches like Tiger does. Yeah, but you can, like, breed PGA stars. Yeah. want really good on on the 18 holes and then just bag white whores.
00:45:03
Speaker
Yeah. Right. Right. So, I don't know. But then cheat on him. So, he knows Tiger Woods. That's big. Big deal right here. He wants to see Chris's form, but Chris don't fucking know.
00:45:17
Speaker
He's like, i went golfing once. I mean. Yeah. We meet another lady. They meet another lady who she's filling up his biceps and like kind of showcasing this guy's arm to fucking...
00:45:29
Speaker
uh her husband who's like in a wheelchair i think and she's like what do you think he's so fucking nice huh she's like do you think he could fucking paralyze me the way you are oh man she's like they'll take 10 grand
00:45:44
Speaker
yeah like She's like talking and Dean privately. chi She's like, look, listen, me and Luther, you know, I just don't feel, it's um I feel ableist and I want to be fucking paralyzed like he is. Can this guy do it or not? And Dean's like, I think I found the one for you.
00:45:59
Speaker
yeah but I don't want him to like, you know, beat me or anything. I just want him to plow me so hard that he hits my spinal cord. yeah Well, we think we think Missy can hypnotize him. So there's no violence.
00:46:12
Speaker
Oh, sick. I could just ride that shit while he's like, oh, yeah, he's going to be unconscious and you're going to fucking ride the ride. I mean, our couple and this older fat guy is being like, oh, black skin is really in fashion nowadays. i don't even know what that fucking means.
00:46:28
Speaker
We said black isn't back in fashion. Like. He didn't say skin. i thought he said skin. No, he's like black is back. I thought he was saying like fairness and like white skin was like at one point the the pinnacle and it swung back to black. Was he? I took it as in like because they were all wearing like black shirt. Back to the pit.
00:46:50
Speaker
I was like, I thought they were like black clothes, but skin, I guess is what he meant. I don't know. I have no idea. yeah. Yeah. oh yeah yeah Um, so anyways, he walks away to like take some photos and, uh, in the lens, he sees Dean like trying to call him over. And then he sees like one dude at the fucking buffet table. He walks over and this is Dre, uh, who was very, very off from when we last saw him. And he now comes by Logan and he's talking to Logan. he's like, what's wrong with you? But this guy talks a little fucking white.
00:47:27
Speaker
Oh, hello. um and this lady Philomena walks over And she's like, we don't, we got to go. um We don't associate with them.
00:47:40
Speaker
We can't have blacks talking to each other at this party. Then we're they're just going to start a revolution. That's basically what she did. Right. I mean, a little bit. ah
00:47:51
Speaker
He walks over some fucking blind guy. ah This is Jim and Jim loves his work, but he's blind, but he used to not be blind. He had a genetic disease. This is Jim Hudson. Uh, and Chris is like, uh, he's a hero of Chris's don't meet your heroes.
00:48:06
Speaker
Um, right. Cause they're probably racist or pedophiles at this point. Or you want to take your fucking organs and put them in themselves. Uh, Chris goes inside. And, uh, as he walks upstairs, the, everyone in the house, like stops talking.
00:48:21
Speaker
Um, and he finds his phone unplugged again. And he's like, that fucking Georgina girl. <unk> Fucking whore. So he goes like snoop on her and then Rose walks. So he puts his fucking dick away. He's like, oh shit. Oh, you're back.
00:48:35
Speaker
ah Sorry. I was just jerking it to your maid. Yeah. um And he's like, I got talk to you. And he tells that Georgina unplugged his phone.
00:48:46
Speaker
And then he tries to call Rod and he tells rod that shit's real weird. And he got hypnotized and he says that it kind of worked. And Rod's like, be careful, bro. They can make you do all sorts of fucked up shit.
00:48:58
Speaker
ah And Chris says that the black people here are even weird, too. And Rod's like, yeah, man, they're probably fucking hypnotized. And that's like the light bulb moment for ah Chris.
00:49:10
Speaker
Rod's like, they just want to use you for like sex sleeves. They want to fuck you. They want your whole... So ah Chris gets fucking jump scared by Georgina and she's trying to apologize to him.
00:49:24
Speaker
And Chris is like, I wasn't trying to be a snitch. And she's like, snitch? What's a snitch? Is that a black term? Is that a the golden snitch from Harry Potter? ah Yeah.
00:49:35
Speaker
I found that in my ass. I this fucking thing on my ass. She's like, Tattletail. And then this face, Suman scene is kind of like all over the place a little bit. Like she's like laughing and crying the same time.
00:49:51
Speaker
Good acting on her part. ah It's weird. And then he walks outside and Dean wants to introduce Chris to some of his friends. This Asian guy asks, Is it more advantageous or disadvantageous to be black? I'm sorry. Black.
00:50:07
Speaker
Rack. See, I Asian. I have small pee pee. I want big black pee pee. You give to me. Yeah, why are they not hating on this Asian guy? Just the blacks. Yeah, small.
00:50:19
Speaker
Yeah. You can use and abuse this little fuckwad. Yeah, just throw fucking around like the midgets in fucking Wolf of Wall Street. yeah Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, throw me over there. you um So Chris is like, I'm to let Logan answer that.
00:50:37
Speaker
And ah Logan said it's been very good, but he hasn't been he hasn't wanted to leave the house. And I i don't blame him. Yeah. Yeah. It's scary out there. Chris tries to take a photo and his flash goes off and Logan's nose starts to bleed and he starts yelling him to get out.
00:50:54
Speaker
ah We cut and Dean is telling Rose and Chris that was a seizure stuff by Chris's phone. You did it. He like makes him feel bad. um I know my cousin is epileptic. I know what a seizure looks like, Rose. It's not that.
00:51:10
Speaker
Right. But he says it a little more southern. Snotty. Snotty. body Also, it it reminded me of like reverse of ah glass when they like start camera flashing.
00:51:25
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Your homie. Yeah. Yeah. Kevin Wendell Crumb. Yeah, that guy. ah Logan comes in and apologizes. Dean wants to play bingo. ah It's a weird type bingo we're playing.
00:51:39
Speaker
ah Weird type of bingo we're playing. ah And Rose is says that her and Chris are going to go on a walk. Uh, so they go to this fucking bench and just sit there for probably like eight hours, I guess.
00:51:53
Speaker
Um, and Chris is like, that wasn't a seizure. And he says, ah when this guy came at me, I felt like I fucking knew him. That's my brother. Yeah. That's my brother from another color.
00:52:04
Speaker
Well, actually same color, same color. Um, she, he tells Rose that, Missy got in his head and he's not okay. Um, So he needs to leave.
00:52:15
Speaker
And he says here with or without her. But then in 30 seconds, are I love you, bitch. i Come with me. My brother. daho i um She a piece. So we cut to bingo. And it's a picture of Chris. And he's being auctioned off to all the white folk.
00:52:33
Speaker
And the blind man, Jim Hudson, wins the auction. um Cut back to Chris. He tells Rose that mom died cold and alone. He did nothing to save her.
00:52:45
Speaker
And then he's like, ain't never going to leave without what you, girl. you Oh, I have. He's like crying and shit. He's like, you bro, you just said you're going leave no matter what. So I don't. I love you, bitch. You my cinnamon apple.
00:52:56
Speaker
ah So. My people like cinnamon apples? Have you seen that clip? No. There's a guy outside and he's, I can put up pretty fast. My sister sent it to me. He's standing outside. He's like, you're my cinnamon apple, bitch.
00:53:10
Speaker
That's odd. It's funny. I mean, I fuck with cinnamon and apple. Put them together. You got a fucking apple pie. Yeah, you know, why did they change this? Where do you see photos now?
00:53:22
Speaker
Put little jelly in there. Here it is. KY. I love you, bitch. I ain't gonna never stop loving you, bitch.
00:53:32
Speaker
Alright, that's the wrong one, but it's the right one.
00:53:36
Speaker
Who's my baby? My fucking cinnamon. fuck yeah got a tough breakup um the fuck is cinnamon apple so uh we already talked about this we cut um and uh chris sends a photo of uh logan to rod and rod's like yo it's great yo i remember slinging crack with him
00:54:09
Speaker
Yeah, that's my homie. We was out on the corner. Yeah. Um... Then, uh, the phone call cuts out, and Rose walks in asking if he's packed. He's like, you are I've been inside you. What are you talking about? You know I'm fucking packed up.
00:54:24
Speaker
Come on, bro. Um, he's like, let's go right now. And she goes to get her bag, and then he sees this random door is, like, left open. Like, our closet. And he's going through there. She came out. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, you gay.
00:54:37
Speaker
Uh... That's a crazy progression from being like a straight into white guys, straight into black guys, and then just lesbian. Yeah. She's like, I've tried everything. Yeah.
00:54:48
Speaker
That's everything. i even fucked that fucking old Asian guy outside. Yeah. But he couldn't handle me. No. Oh, shit. Uh. So anyways, he goes through this closet and there's a picture, like a bunch of pictures of her with Walter and a bunch of Georgina before they got, you know, whitewashed.
00:55:08
Speaker
Literally, I thought that was a little like too far, but yeah, they got whitewashed. That's what it is. ah He closes the door to the closet and Rose is staying there. And he's like, yeah, i was looking for my camera. And then he asked her for the keys. And she like kind of fumbles around looking for the keys.
00:55:26
Speaker
They go downstairs. just looks for for like 10 minutes. Right. It's in here. I promise. it's They're just deep in there. you Deep like your cock was last night. I mean, that shit was in my cooper.
00:55:38
Speaker
<unk>ophagu Yeah. Uh, they walked downstairs and Jeremy's blocking the front door with a lacrosse stick and Missy walks out with some fucking tea. and I mean, that's like one of the whitest sports ever, right? Lacrosse. yeah I mean, if you play lacrosse, you're guaranteed white.
00:55:53
Speaker
You're guaranteed white or like half. If they got, if they got a lacrosse hall of fame, it's all white people. For sure. Um, Dow walks over, starts asking Chris what his purpose is, and starts saying some fucking all sorts of weird shit to him. He's like, he's like my purpose is get these fucking keys. Yeah. So he's like yelling at Rhodes for the fucking keys, and Jeremy swings on him with his lacrosse stick.
00:56:17
Speaker
And she's having the whole time, so you know I can't give them to you, right, babe? And he's like, fuck. Fuck. I gotta fight all these white people. Cake.
00:56:29
Speaker
So he goes to fight Jeremy and Missy taps on the rim of her teacup and he just drops into the sunken place as they're called and he watches himself get carried. He loves getting rimmed. yeah Actually, he doesn't. He's a big anti-rimmed guy. It'd be funny if they were carrying him. You hear like the thuds like it's fucking Wang. it Just fucking pick his cock up.
00:56:49
Speaker
God damn, I need some of that. Rose, get over here. Double hand this.
00:56:56
Speaker
ah We cut to... Rod, he's trying to call Chris. And then he goes over his apartment and just hangs out there with his ah with his dog. And he looks up Dre, who's been missing for a month or two.
00:57:10
Speaker
ah We come back to Chris, who wakes up. He's strapped to a fucking chair. um And this TV cuts on. ah It's like Saw. Yeah.
00:57:21
Speaker
And it's Roman, the the the patriarch, the dead patriarch. And he says that... him being Chris has been chosen for his physical advantages of the coagula procedure.
00:57:33
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um And a video of a teacup being stirred turns on and Chris knocks out. We cut to Rod visiting a police station, says that Chris has been missing for two days, and he shows him a photo of Logan, a.k.a. Dre, and he pitches this whole sex slave thing, and the officer's just like, come on, bro. This is ridiculous.
00:57:54
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um And she goes, hold on a minute. And she brings in two more detectives, and they just laugh him out the door. ah We cut to— He's TSA, so you got to trust him. He's TSA. Big. um We cut to Ron—nope.
00:58:08
Speaker
Yeah. Ron tries to call Chris again and Rose answers the phone. He's at Chris's apartment at this point and she's in that all white fucking Power Ranger suit.
00:58:20
Speaker
She's like, yeah, Chris left two days ago and she sounds real, like real automated, real fake, real Siri-esque. ah And he wants to know what cab company Chris took and she's like, i don't know, Uber?
00:58:32
Speaker
he calls it Uber? And Chris mutes the phone like, this lying ass bitch. I mean, but her, ah it's kind of crazy that she was able to like give it like a decent performance, but being straight faced.
00:58:46
Speaker
Being white? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Straight faced. Yeah. Oh my God. no way. He took an Uber. Oh, he ran away.
00:58:57
Speaker
but i don't know. He just said, I'm out of here. he I told him I was pregnant and he just left. He's like, hey, yo.
00:59:09
Speaker
Um, so he tries to record her voice and she knows what he's trying to do. And she goes, I know you want to fuck me. Like all the black guys do. Yeah. But she's like skinny.
00:59:21
Speaker
She's skinny. That's true. Oh yeah. He liked, I mean, yeah, you know, it doesn't follow completely, but we're getting there. We cut to Chris waking up, uh, the TV turns on and it's, I wrote some guy, this is the, this is Jim, right? He just shaved his fucking bald, bald, blind Jim.
00:59:39
Speaker
Right. And they, so he talked about the procedure at phase one is hypnotism. Phase two is the mental preparation. And then phase three, this is the big reveal transplantation. Um, and basically Chris is going to be a passenger in his own body. And, uh, Jim is going to get to control all the the motor functions.
00:59:59
Speaker
That's kind of scary, huh? Yeah. I mean, it's a big, I'm in the first time watched, I'm like, I was like, Oh fuck. All they want to do is be black people. They just want their physical advantages.
01:00:11
Speaker
Yeah. Um, and, I'm gonna be in the NBA, right? I'm doing golf tournaments. Uh, I'm gonna use my white skills in a black dude's body.
01:00:25
Speaker
Chris asks, uh, Jim, why black people? And the guy's like, I don't fucking care, man. i actually need to be able to see, you know what I mean? This guy just wants his fucking eyes. Um,
01:00:38
Speaker
He sees the armchair because his like nervous tick is like scratching the the arms. the Wow, I'm having a stroke. The arms of the chair. There you go. And like some of the... I really don't want to say this, but some of the cotton is like exposed. No, i think I think Jordan did that intentionally.
01:00:57
Speaker
Honestly. It had to be. You think that...
01:01:03
Speaker
Okay. ah So...
01:01:08
Speaker
The, that T video comes back on and knocks out again. We cut to the procedure on a gym. Uh, and Jeremy goes to collect Chris. And as he takes Chris out of the chair, Chris k knocks him out. I wrote a bocce ball, you know, bocce.
01:01:23
Speaker
Yeah. That fucking white ass sand ball thing. Yeah. Gayers. Fuck. I don't take part in it. It's stupid, bro. Um, it's almost like shuffleboard, but with balls. With gayer.
01:01:37
Speaker
Um, shuffleboard kind of fucks little bit. So does curling curling. you yeah Have you done curling? I've never watched. I've watched it during the like winter Olympics. That shit kind of bangs.
01:01:48
Speaker
Talk about white people's sport, right? You're like, you'll brush it, brush it, brush it. Come on. Yeah.
01:01:55
Speaker
It's like, it's like the Mr. Clean, like invitational or some shit. Yeah. Yeah. Um, We cut to Dean who's taking the skull off of Jim's head and he goes to find Jeremy and Chris Rams him with a deer hat that was hanging up in the room that he's been seated in for a while.
01:02:14
Speaker
It'll go full circle with the deer hat. And then ah I will say, you know, he knocks over these candles to like light the place on fire. The fire does look very bad.
01:02:26
Speaker
Yeah, everything was practical except for the fire. Yeah, did look good in the void. but Yeah, but the void looks good. This looks yeah horrible. How do you fuck up fire? I don't know.
01:02:37
Speaker
Play something on fire and have like extinguisher voice. Yeah, extinguisher voice? The fuck? The fuck? Not no. Like little kids just holding their fucking hose. Why little kids?
01:02:55
Speaker
Because of boys. Yeah. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. um So he goes upstairs. He sees Georgina. She runs away. And then he takes his phone and he's about to leave. And he runs into Missy.
01:03:10
Speaker
And he smashes the teapot cup, John, that so she can't hypnotize him. And then she tries to stab him and it goes right through his hand. And I guess, i don't know why he pulls away from this, but I guess he sticks in her eye.
01:03:23
Speaker
Yeah, he like kind of like twists her arm. and i don't get why the camera why Jordan Peele was like, yeah, fuck that. We're not showing you that. I don't know. not in the Meanwhile, you saw a guy's brain, like his skull get cut off. like Yeah, i just don't I don't get why. i Leave it in.
01:03:40
Speaker
Can't be budget. I mean, this is Jordan Peele's first film, no? It was his directorial debut, yeah. Maybe there wasn't enough money the budget. Maybe.
01:03:51
Speaker
um So he's about to leave and Jeremy comes back even though you saw his fucking face on the floor gushing blood. And he puts homie in a headlock and every time Chris tries to open the door, he sticks his foot out to close the door again.
01:04:06
Speaker
ah so he goes to open the door and the leg comes over and Chris stabs him in the leg with the, I guess that shit that was in Missy's eye. I'm assuming it was a kniff. And then he just fucking stomps him out big.
01:04:19
Speaker
You curb stomps this motherfucker. Shout Stone Cold. Shout out Stone Cold big
01:04:28
Speaker
I have it. don't know how much that we were supposed to play, but whatever. So we cut to Rose and this is like, I mean, talk about, they're like, Hey, how can make her seem absolutely unhinged?
01:04:41
Speaker
She's eating one fruit loop and then drinking milk with a straw. I mean, yeah, but she, it's like weird. Cause she eats like a singular fruit loop takes a sip. waits and then takes another sip.
01:04:53
Speaker
Like, what are we doing here? And then like, if you don't hate her enough, how about this? She uses Bing. Oh, right. It's like, damn girl. Really?
01:05:04
Speaker
She's like, but then she types it like top NCAA prospects. Like, yeah, you black guys. She's going for the real young buff boys.
01:05:16
Speaker
ah So I guess she's ah alerted because Chris gets in the car, he finds that night helmet and he calls the cops and then he runs over for Georgina. And I guess that alerts her. Not the fact that your house is on fire.
01:05:29
Speaker
um Well, yeah. Right. Well, she has earbuds in. I mean, but smoke, you know, it's not a, it's not a sound. It's a, small you know, ah so she comes outside and she's like, grandma,
01:05:48
Speaker
which is the reveal like they put grandma's fucking brain in Georgina's hay. Georgina starts attacking.
Climactic Scenes of 'Get Out'
01:05:55
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ah Oh, Chris, after he hits her, he like brings her in the car with him.
01:05:59
Speaker
And then she starts attacking him in the car and they crash. um And then we hear gunshots and Chris tries to like limp away and Rose is like falling with a rifle. And then she sends Walter, a.k.a. Grandpa after him.
01:06:14
Speaker
like so you're just enslaving your own grandparents you're they're trying to achieve immortality by putting their brains into other people but instead of just like that anybody instead of that movie being itself they add another racial element by making it black people which is the point i get it yeah good job jordan i got it hey uh
01:06:40
Speaker
So Walter, grandpa, tries to gouge ah Chris's eyes out. And then Chris takes a flash photo, which is good thinking on his part. And he gets up and he looks at Rose and he's like, let me do it myself.
01:06:54
Speaker
And then he shoots her with ah with the rifle. And then he kills himself. Chris Benoit would be proud. know what mean? Yeah, he would.
01:07:06
Speaker
That music rips. I don't care. That's a great song. Yeah. um
01:07:13
Speaker
So then, you know, she's like laying there and she tries to grab the rifle, but Chris grabs it first. And then she tries to act like she loves him. And ah Chris is about to strangler when the cops show up. So he just lets go. And she's like laying like laughing.
01:07:28
Speaker
ah very, very psychotic looking. um And the door opens and it's Rod. Let's go, Rod. Big Rod. Big Rod. And he gets in the car and Rod's like, bro, I told you.
01:07:40
Speaker
You know, I want these white motherfuckers. They crazy. And he's like, how'd you find me? He's like, you know, I'm TSA. I TSA that shit out or whatever the fucking gay shit he said. T.S. motherfucking A. And that is the end of the movie.
01:07:57
Speaker
Hey, Greg. Hey. great Hey, fucking Greg. Fuck you. Fuck Greg. Fuck you. I'm fucking Jordan Peele. This movie's good.
Film Ratings and Genre Debate
01:08:07
Speaker
this fucking good. I want to know you're to rate this first because I don't think I've made a full decision yet.
01:08:12
Speaker
Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. um Well, it's not better than Django. I agree with that. ah I wonder what I have. Here's my thing, right?
01:08:24
Speaker
What's your thing, buddy? Just on a just on a Jordan Peele little John. Do I have Nope rated on here? i think this is going to... I think my rating is going to put all all of Jordan Peele's films on the same level.
01:08:39
Speaker
I haven't looked very hard, but might. No. Okay. So here's... Okay. Oh. I'm going to give it a four. you're giving it a four yeah i have this logged two years ago as a four um but i i'm i think i'm gonna drop it to a three and a half and i don't think the movie's bad by any means i think after you know what's up the rewatchability factor isn't really there right it's a really hard movie to rewatch um
01:09:13
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, again, it's a like I would look at it like this is a log ah of a movie one time. You know what i mean? Like, i yes, the movie is a classic or whatever. And like it's like, you know, re-invigorated the genre, I would say. But yeah.
01:09:31
Speaker
My experience watching the movie is just not a five star. Yeah. but I mean, i it is like on your first watch, not knowing anything. You're like, wow, this is like some.
01:09:44
Speaker
Yeah, it's like Shutter Island in a way. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is like ah it's like constantly in the top 50 like movies of like ever. Not ever, but like.
01:09:57
Speaker
The century, not what the fuck is that? Millennial? Yeah, that thing. I don't know what you're talking about. I feel like ever. It's always in the conversation. Like 2000s to boom.
01:10:09
Speaker
oh I mean to that. Sorry. That was, ah I'm typing. It just happens. Yeah. like true
01:10:18
Speaker
IMDB best horror movie of all time. Decade? Maybe the decade. Wow, they have Saw fourth all time. I like Saw. Horror all the time. I agree, but I feel like... no Oh, this is not... ah they have They have Wrong Turn over The Shining. I mean, we're not doing this.
01:10:38
Speaker
Wrong Turn's good, right? Wrong Turn is good, yeah. Planet Terra 23? What are we talking about? What the fuck is that? Probably of the decade. and That's what I'm thinking. That's Tarantino's...
01:10:53
Speaker
Horror movies which are actually scary and not gory. That's a dumb list. Like the best horror movie of like the 2010s. I would venture to say though, if you look at best horror movies of all time, like if it's like a hundred, a hundred movies, I would venture say get us on there.
01:11:08
Speaker
No. think so. Top 100. You can name a hundred horror movies better than get out. No, you're probably right. That's crazy. If you could name a hundred movies better than get out, we'll that on Patreon.
01:11:19
Speaker
I'd suck your cock. Well, here's another dilemma that I'm in. I might lower my rating.
01:11:25
Speaker
Right now, live on the pod. Live on the pod. Because what did I give this movie? I know it's kind of different, but... What movie? I didn't even rate it. i'm so fucking fake.
01:11:37
Speaker
What movie? I was going to say, like... Because it's like a modern-day psychological horror, right? what movie? I was going to put it up against Hereditary.
01:11:49
Speaker
don't think... i don't know if it's comparable. but Just because it's not... It's not really... This one's not really horror. It's thriller. Yeah, it's thriller. i don't think it's horror.
01:12:00
Speaker
You know? guess. But people put it in horror, so like it's going to on the list.
01:12:08
Speaker
I'll keep it out of four. Dead Rangers is kind of crazy to have on an all-time horror list. It's movie sucks. That's David Cronenberg. Crony. Cron my...
01:12:19
Speaker
Yeah, so I'm probably, I'm going to be a three and a half, and that's just what it it is, I would say. It's fine. I just think it's, the rewatch is
Future Episodes and Closing
01:12:28
Speaker
tough. Why does a Men's Health have 62 of the best horror movies of all time list?
01:12:35
Speaker
ah case Men's Health. In case men need to, are really dying for a horror movie, you know? I guess. ah next week we ah our our first review of the year of a new of a 2026 release we're doing Scream 7 strap in strap on for our recording schedule we got two movies in between that but next week we're doing Scream 7 and we may or may not have a special guest who's wanted to come on the podcast for this movie in particular for about two years yeah so I'm definitely gonna have to do a rewatch make sure I'm good to go
01:13:11
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, you probably watch six, even though it's fucking garbage. I hate that movie. you Yeah, so that's next week. And then... That's
01:13:24
Speaker
all I have to say about that. That's all I got. See guys next week. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark. going to implant my brain into your brain.