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EP. 104 Blackkklansman (2018)
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Opening and Podcast Introduction
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I want to play football. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
00:00:07
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Sir, I'm going rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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rinsing your girl out, bud.
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Hello, my name is Nick, and I have shaft hair.
00:00:27
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Call me Odell Beckham Senior, because I'm dad.
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want me to lick your bedpan, filthy skunk?
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
00:00:54
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Hello and welcome to episode 104 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, a.k.a. the hemorrhoid homies, a.k.a. the Poetown boys, the Hindi homos, the diarrhea daddies. But today we are three guys, one screen, as we welcome back maybe self-proclaimed biggest fan, who knows anymore, Mr. Jake.
00:01:14
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Yeah, hey, how you doing? Yeah, hey, how you doing, guy? you can never ah You can never tell. And it's hilarious because off the air, Jake just told us he forgot his sister's birthday. so there you go, buddy. ra Thanks for joining us on the pod. Instead of celebrating your sister's birthday, I hope it's the one I like.
00:01:33
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It is not the one you like. And also... Can we just say on the pod, and my cousin skipped this, we all got smashable relatives. yeah sure and no let's wait i'm go to do that's crazy out um yeah so enough about what i mean that's gonna go on best that'll be on patreon we'll put that on patreon for you guys to listen to because none none of those people listen to patreon while we're on the subject of patreon because it's not the plug yet check out our patreon it's live
00:02:04
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Yeah. Uncensored shit, mostly. All this stuff we just said probably could go on the Patreon. It's fine. No one who we talked about would be paying for it. And if you want to know who we're talking about, pay for it. Yeah, that's right. And while we're here, we'll shout out Tyler for being a patron as of this moment.
00:02:21
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Things could change. Yeah, thank you. We love you.
Movie Review: 'Black Klansman'
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Check out our our extra apps called Mixed Bag. We just recorded one. It was a good time. Almost an Just kind of ramble and then talk about any movies that we've seen throughout the week.
00:02:34
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And we also might have a new name for Hispanic people. So. Hell yeah. Yeah. Jake, I'll tell you off the pod. um Because the public people won't get that. We are here with Jake, in fact, to review a movie called The Black Klansman. Is it The Black Klansman or just Black Klansman? I think it's The Black Klansman. You'd think I'd fucking know by now. See, Letterboxd just says Black Klansman.
00:02:56
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And that's fine. That's what it's going to be. And the reason why we brought Jake on this is because we all saw it together with Jake. And typically, Jake's movie selection isn't the greatest, but you really hit it out of the park with this one, buddy.
00:03:08
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Yeah, I mean, it back in the day, we're like, let's go see a movie. And Jake's like, let's go see this movie, Black Klansman. we're like, was this before or after Game Night? Game Night slapped. Game Night was good. This came out in 2018. I don't know when Game Night came out.
00:03:22
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I feel like Game Night's a little earlier. He also said, let's go see Daddy's Home 2, and that was just an atrocity. Game night's the same year. Jake had two in one year. Two bangers? Two bangers in year. I was on a roll. What do you want from me? You were on a fucking roll, buddy. Yes, you were.
00:03:36
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My favorite, i don't know if I've told this in the podcast or not, my favorite movie scene story with Jake is Jake and I went to see this movie with Ice Cube and this other guy, forgot, Charlie Day. Charlie Day? Yeah. Night's cool.
00:03:48
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I thought it was called fist fight. Was it fist fight? I think it's, I think we saw fist fight. Yeah. It's fist. I think it's fist fight. So, i mean, I know, I know someone who likes to get fist fucked. so is yeah it's it's j Yeah, this will be ingrained in my memory for as long as I live. I mean, that looks horrible just by that picture. It was. Can i be honest? It was actually pretty funny. I didn't really. 2017, I was 19 years old. 19-year-old Nick thought this was fucking hilarious. Obviously, our our sense of humor has changed since. but
00:04:20
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um So Jake and I, we went to the mall we used to go to, Gerald, the mall that you... You probably don't go to anymore, but you know what I'm talking about. I mean, I had to go there last night to watch Send Help. There's fucking no reason to go there. That's true. We parked by Target or Dix. Dix.
00:04:37
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We parked by Dix. We did not park in the movie theater parking lot because we wanted to go walk in. Because we wanted to walk around. Right. right okay you do As you do. we' We're guilty of that. We've done that. Yeah, but even if you're going to walk around and you're going end your night at the movies.
00:04:53
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I'm going to end my life. What are you talking about? But, so, this is timely because at the time, there was a massive snowstorm and we couldn't go out until we came in and we had to walk. We had to walk around the outside where you drive around the whole mall. We had to walk on the street and we fucking...
00:05:12
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It was a hill. We went down this fucking hill. Yeah, up that giant hill in the snow. Oh, the hill from dicks to the movie theater. We went up or down a giant hill in the snow. Yeah. Oh, my God. Just to see some fucking mid-movie no one talks about anymore called The Fist Fight. For some reason, when you were like, there was a massive, I was like, i thought you were to be like, there was a massive shooting going on.
00:05:34
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No, wasn't it in PK? I mean, yeah. We weren't Colorado. That's, yeah. That's timely because, yep, got it. um All right. So this movie came out in 2018, we just said.
00:05:48
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ye And that is post 9-11, post Chris Benoit. I don't think Chris Benoit has anything to talk about right now at this twenty eight point in 2018. Jake, I got Gerald the Benoit t-shirt for his birthday.
00:06:02
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Yeah. Oh, God. Which you hilarious chris is I do know who Chris Benoit is. He's the dude that murdered his whole family. Not his whole family. Because CTE. e His one son survived. That's a pretty good cliff note version of what happened, Jake, I would say. I mean, that's exactly, yeah. Movie was directed by Spike Lee. this man so Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:24
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This shit's a motherfucking Spike Lee joint.
00:06:29
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I appreciate the commitment to the bit on that. are You're welcome. I pre-thought about that. Shelton Jackson, Spike Lee. Spike? That's his full name? That's what Letterboxd says.
00:06:40
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Take up with Letterboxd. Shelton Jackson. I would call myself Spike, too, if my name was Shelton. Yeah, right? What a dumb name. He also directed Do the Right Thing, a great movie. We should do it for next year for Nami Muff. Good movie.
00:06:54
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And Malcolm X, also a great movie. Just, it's pretty long. Pretty long, and I feel like it's definitely not really like a... Why that so quiet? Good question. I feel like that's not really like a... Would that go well podcasting?
00:07:12
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That's a very serious movie. So is this. We i mean we've literally reviewed a Serbian film. I don't know. like i don't know what to tell you, man.
00:07:22
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ah It's a serious movie. This is also a serious movie to Jake's point. Let me ask you a question real real quick once. yeah what's it What's going on? Both of you got the white shirts on? AirPods? Yeah. yeah when the Same John, same shirt. Not same shirt, but... yeah Well, work it's gonna be.
00:07:40
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but Oh, how you doing? I mean, I can start fucking beating my shit under your shirt. Jake, you have a white shirt. I'll beat my shit right now. I like always fondle myself like under like the desk.
00:07:55
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Or like well like while you're driving too. Yeah, just. You don't shake? No. in there Yeah, just sorting through gum. Yeah.
00:08:06
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Just fucking pulling it. Yeah. so Not even for like sexual pleasure, just to do something. no he See if it's there still? This is like the OG fucking fidget spitter. You know what mean?
00:08:19
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Like autistic kids used to fucking do fidget spinners. I fucking twiddle my top. You know? Yeah, that's valid. I have said on this podcast, and I'll say it again, the best way to combat driving while drowsy, start stroking yourself.
00:08:33
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I mean, it'll wake you right up. I've been rock hard in the car just to stay awake.
00:08:41
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Gotta say when you get home, you gotta bust it, right? Yeah, it's like it's like the movie Crank. You gotta to fucking just crank it to stay alive. Jeez. Shout out Jason Statham. And Cody Rhodes. Fuck you, Cody Rhodes.
00:08:52
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Yeah, so that's Spike Lee. He also did the movie Inside Man. Gerald, have you seen Inside Man? Inside Man? I don't want to be Inside Men. Well, you told me about this movie.
00:09:04
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You said I need to watch it. This would be fun to do for the pod at some point. Not for Not Me Month, but it'd be fun to do. And Jodie Foster's in it. I just want to say this. And Christopher Plummer. He's big. we We forgot to talk about it on Mixed Bag, so I'm going to say it now.
00:09:17
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Wow, lucky you fuckers. I didn't know that Sigourney Weaver was going to be in Mandalorian and Grogu. That was one of the That was one was the was the other trailer. Yeah. I don't... Looks real bad. not going to lie. Thank God. I don't want to do that fucking movie for the podcast. I'm going to go see it because I've dedicated myself to the series, but looks real can talk about it on Mixed Bag. Check it out on Patreon.
00:09:42
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Two guys, one screen, pod. um Anyways, I think Inside Man would be cool to do for the podcast at some point in time later the future. mean, it's Denzel. It can't be bad. It can't be bad. It's possible.
00:09:53
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Denzel Willem Dafoe, brother, stop it. Yeah. um So this movie stars, speaking of Denzel Washington, stars John David of Washington, a.k.a. the son of Denzel Washington.
00:10:05
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So yeah, he plays Ron Stallworth. I mean, i would fuck him. This guy's getting absolutely fucking rinsed and I'm using his fucking fro as a spoon. I was just about to say I like the fro. Somebody show the shelter.
00:10:19
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It's a clean cut guy. Let me tell you. Yeah. Next, we got Adam Driver, Kyler Ren himself. He plays Flip Zimmerman, a.k.a. Jew. yeah Ugly, ugly, ugly ass dude. You think Adam Driver's ugly?
00:10:35
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Yeah, i ah I also think he's ugly, but what you're missing is you got to throw it back off the clout. I'm fucking a Sith Lord. Exactly. Yeah. I want it back for the fucking clout.
00:10:47
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Okay, we're back. And he's a good actor. so He's a great actor. One one of the goats. Yeah. ah Next, we got Topher Grace who plays David Duke. This is a hard skip. I've seen this guy in other stuff, but I can't remember what it... Oh, is he fucking... Is he Eddie Brock?
00:11:03
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Is he Eddie in Spider-Man 3? He might be. He looks exactly like him. He is. oh man. Confirmed. Imagine Eddie Brock just slinging the N-word around while he's fucking... That's nuts.
00:11:20
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That's crazy, I'm just saying. I'm um i'm still not fucking him. I don't think I'm fucking him either. Yeah, that's going to be a non-fuck. Well, we'll bring this button back.
00:11:30
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Ew. In a minute. Next, we have ah Laura Harrier, who plays Patrice Dumas. I know that Jake isn't fucking her because she's black. No, i she know i mean I'm in on that one. I'm also in.
00:11:44
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I'm fucking her she's got the fro for sure. I'm just a fro guy, I guess. This fucking volume is not loud, bro. What the fuck is happening? joe just one There it is. I'm just trying to fuck someone's fro. That's what I'm saying.
00:11:58
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Next we have Alec Baldwin, little cameo. Dr. Kennebrew Bogard. Barely in the movie, but it's fine. He says some crazy shit for the time he's in. I mean, he makes it worthwhile.
00:12:10
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He says it does. I mean, I'm throwing it back on Alec Baldwin for the clout. For sure. I'd be like, be like, did you really fucking shoot that guy? You're fucking canceled now, aren't you? Yeah. Don't fucking ride that forsaken dick.
00:12:27
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Somebody shoved it in there. You can shove it in me, Alec Baldwin. um Next, we have i mean Jasper Pakistan. What the fuck is this guy's name? me bro Pakkonen. He plays Felix. feel like he's a great actor. I've seen other shit. I don't know where I've seen him, though. This guy just screams neo-Nazi. Does he not? This is a perfect casting on Spike Lee's part. This is perfect skinhead, for sure. I don't think it was a casting. I think they told him they were making a movie about the KKK, and he said, I'm in. Yeah.
00:12:55
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Spike's like, i'm looking for some guys who really don't like the blacks. And he's like, I'm in. I'm him, brother. Yeah, Jasper. um Next, we have Corey Hawkins, this fucking James Winston looking ass motherfucker. He does look like James Winston for sure.
00:13:11
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He's in Iron Man 3. If your best known movie is Iron Man 3. Wait, are we fucking are we fucking Jasper or not? No, no. not I'm not either.
00:13:22
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He ain't fucking it. He ain't fucking it. Yeah, Jameis' best movie is Iron Man 3. And Kong. Oh, boy. Kong Skull Island's decent. Stop it. No, it's three. It's a three star.
00:13:36
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I ain't fucking this guy either, unfortunately. No, but he was talking that shit. You know what mean? Kwame. ain't fucking it. Kwame Touré. Next, we got Paul fuck it paul Walter Hauser, who plays Ivan. did say Ivan Ho? thought was just Ivan.
00:13:49
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No, his name's Ivanhoe. Isn't this the vice president? No, this is the fact that the actor retarded in this movie. life Oh, you think he looks like J.D. Vance? Yeah. He does not at all. I don't i don't see it.
00:14:03
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I see Jake-Zach combo. Ugh. no Okay. right Definitely Zach, for sure. Yeah. Um... I'm not fucking this guy either. No, I'm not fucking him.
00:14:15
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No, he ain't fucking it. um Next we have Ryan egg old egg boy. he He's Walter breach This guy. I told you off the pod. Egg boy. Egg boy. It's back.
00:14:26
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uh, bring back all the buttons. This guy was a main character. Who's Tom Keen in the NBC show, the blacklist. Great show. One of the only ones I've actually watched. So this guy, this guy might have the record of most N words in the movie. He might definitely.
00:14:41
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Yeah. He's a cute kid though. Yeah, he is. I'm fucking him. yeah I want him to call me in where I throw it back on him.
00:14:51
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Throw it back on me. He's black.
00:14:56
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um i don't I don't think... Who is this guy? i don't even know who he is. We'll just go Chief Bridges, I think. Yeah. We got Robert John Burke who plays Chief Bridges. I ain't fucking this guy.
00:15:09
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I'm fucking him. Can I fuck him? Yeah, you can fuck him. I'm a big SVU fan, so I'm fucking the shit out of this guy. Yeah, arrest me. I'm a fucking special victim. Oh, God. Uh...
00:15:24
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ah I think we're good. Anybody else we want chat out here?
00:15:31
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Where's my phone at? Hold on. I got check something. Otto Blanks and Wood plays Hakeem. Hold on. that That one guy looked like fucking Steve Buscemi. Yeah, that's what was about to say. Is he in there?
00:15:44
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ah it's Michael Buscemi. Is it his brother? Yes. It says no younger brother of actor Steve Buscemi. No. Michael Buscemi was not the racist officer, though.
00:15:58
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No, he was the Jimmy guy. He was Jimmy. Yeah, he was Jimmy. He taught me how to put on my Jimmy hat. What's a Jimmy hat? Condom. oh Oh. Learn a thing or two.
00:16:09
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Shut the fuck up, Jake. I don't use condoms. I'm going to literally fucking rape you, Jake. I don't care. Then I'm going have to fucking call Chief Bridges because then he is, so it is a special victim. SVU. Yeah. ah If
Discussion on Racism and Historical Oppression
00:16:21
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you're new to this podcast, we do a scene by scene.
00:16:24
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So each scene as it comes. And ah i mean, I don't know what what else we're going to say about this movie because this feels really serious. Yeah, this is i don't know how many jokes can be made once we get into it, because it actually is very depressing.
00:16:41
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And I will say, obviously, this goes without saying, but, you know, racism, not good. The way the the way these actual people act like the the real life people is fucking insane because this is based on a true story. So, right.
00:16:55
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um And it the movie opens up in kind of this old timey type of view. And it's this lady. She's looking for Dr. Mead. ah And I think this is the end of the fucking war. This is the end of the Civil War right here. Because you see the Confederate flag.
00:17:11
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And then we see this guy, Dr. Kennebrew, who is ah Alec Baldwin's character. And he gives this message to me. Lost the the battle, but not the war. And he really is upset about the idea of him sharing a water fountain with a black guy. That's just not okay to him.
00:17:26
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That's a Southern cry in the 60s right there. And he really doesn't like the Jews. Little Rock Nine, is they integrated black kids into white schools. And he says that they're turning into a mongrel nation. That's what he said.
00:17:40
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um He also called Martin Luther King, Martin Luther Coons. um And he said really fucked up, but it hit hard, like in a bad way. and Right.
00:17:50
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And he calls black people lying, dirty monkeys, rapists, murderers. And he says they just crave white women, which that, you know, that's not nice. But that stereotype about white women is still kind of true.
00:18:01
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Yeah. I've just so just I mean, they're throwing it back for some fucking Cookie Monster pajama pants for sure. In the Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree. You want me to pull some historical context into that?
00:18:12
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I want you to pull the mic in your face a little bit.
00:18:16
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So if you want to hear some historical context on that, there was a paper written by a white woman in Georgia in the late 1800s. And all it said is that all black men are trying to do in this country is rape white women and take over the world. And it went international on the news.
00:18:39
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And it hit really big in the South because he answered back to um her newspaper and said, well, maybe if you didn't treat us like second class citizens, we would be able to have a shared ground. And the KKK took that and ran as African-Americans talking back to white women.
00:19:01
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Who answered the newspaper? Just a random black guy or somebody historical? Someone historical. His name. Give me a second. I can't remember his name. Jake, your a Levi shirt logo is the same color as your chair. Thank you.
00:19:14
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I just noticed that's crazy how like it's like the same color, bro. Well, while Jake looks that up, we're going to keep going. um He also claims there's an international Jewish conspiracy, not Jake, this dude, Alec Baldwin's character.
00:19:26
Speaker
Oh, yeah? Well, you're a stupid Jew. Just because if there was an international Jewish conspiracy, Jake would be a part of it. No, for sure. And then there's a cut and you get the disjoint based upon some real shit and title card. And then we see Ron. He's applying to the Colorado police force and he didn't serve in Nam because he was in college.
00:19:48
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And they he's getting Alexander Manley is the dude's name. ah he's ah you know he's being asked by the chief who's a white guy and this other other black dude. I don't know what his role is, but he's asked him questions if he's a womanizer or a drinker or if he does drugs.
00:20:06
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um And he doesn't do any of it really. And they say it's rare for a young, hip, soul brother like him. And then he asked what he would do if if a fellow cop called him the the N-word.
00:20:17
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Hard R, not soft A. Not like, what's up? you know You'd be like, ah well, I guess I have to turn the other cheek. I don't know why. He kind of sounds like Obama. A little bit. ah he They've never had a black cop in Colorado before, so he'd be like the Jackie Robinson.
00:20:35
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um And as Gerald said, this guy agrees to turn the other cheek if someone calls him the N-word. ah We cut to Ron. He's now in a full-blown police uniform. He's working in records.
00:20:47
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um and he's asked by another officer to pull a record on, they keep calling Black Eyed Toads. I'm not familiar with this as a slur, but I'm guessing it's not nice. It's not.
00:20:57
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Yeah. Probably not. This guy Maurice, and then and another guy named Tippi Birdsong. It's kind of a shit name, I'll be honest. Sounds like ah something you would get in like the mafia or something.
00:21:10
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Yeah. i'm not you know I'm not racist, but Tippi Birdsong, stupid fucking name. yeah just I mean, no you're right. i'm just I'd want a cooler nickname. if That's definitely not his name, right?
00:21:21
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No. So anyways, he's sick of being talked to you like this, and he goes to the chief, and he wants to work undercover, and Bridges is like, now you're staying in records. um And Ron offers to shave his his afro and his beard, whatever he wants to do. He's like, no, man, it's fine.
00:21:37
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We cut and another officer, this is Landers, I think his name is, he asked for a record on a toad. And also he was like, need record on a toad. You don't even know.
00:21:49
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if if we're assuming in this society that all black people are toads, if you just say need a record on a toad, who are you talking about? Like the guy couldn't even help this dude anyways. Cause he's just, he's not, you know mean? He's just fucking with him.
00:22:01
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He's like, I need a, yeah. Cause it's the racist cop. So, right. Probably just trying to fuck with this guy. Cause then he looks at the paper and finds the guy's real name. Right.
00:22:12
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Um, so Ron's like, there's no, there's no toads here. And the officer calls him a cold fart, which is pretty cool. i That was a cool it's a cool name to call somebody a cold fart.
00:22:24
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And he gets this record for him and he calls Ron Officer Toad anyways. Next morning, Ron's awoken by Bridges saying he's working undercover and narcotics into coming wearing street clothes.
00:22:36
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He shows up late, which they really do fucking dig into this ah stereotype about black people being late all the time. This guy is late for fucking everything. um Sorry, so it won't happen again.
Exploration of Black Power and Cultural References
00:22:48
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And it does multiple times. And he's staking out this guy Stokely Carmichael, a.k.a.
00:22:54
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Whereas I put it in here somewhere. Kwame, brother Kwame. And he's going to talk to some college kids, Black Panther. They're in the Black Panther. They to be the Black Panther, one of the two. It's an African-American union, basically.
00:23:11
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So they're they're not Black Panthers, but they are fighting for the same thing. And the police chief here says he doesn't want Carmichael to rile up the good black people of their town.
00:23:22
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um Flip, we meet Flip here. He puts a wire on Ron. He doesn't like Ron because, not because Ron's black, because Ron was late. That's what he's mad about. um And he asked what he would do there was a gun in his face. What?
00:23:35
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Don't get it twisted. It's not because you're fucking black. No. It's because you're late. No, no. God damn show up on time and I'll change my opinion. Yeah, you know, Kylo Ren is out here like, hey man, as long as you're on time, you won't get fucking slashed my lightsaber. Yeah, right.
00:23:50
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so I fucking killed my dad, bro. I'm a real shooter.
00:23:55
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ah And Ron's like, I'll de-escalate the situation or whatever. and then So Ron's going to go to this this speaking for Brother Kwame while Flip and Jimmy sit outside. And he's walked to these ladies who you're at them in the moment. You're like, does he fucking know these people? He doesn't know them at all.
00:24:12
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um And he befriends this lady, Patrice. um And ah this guy, Stokely, changed his name to Brother Kwame. Because of after two guys, one was a mentor. other guy, think, led some movement.
00:24:26
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um We cut and Kwame, we're inside. He's speaking. And essentially, his message is like, hey, man, we got to fight for us. Fight for black power. And then he references white Tarzan killing the natives. And now now how he he roots for the natives to beat Tarzan's ass.
00:24:45
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um like I said, come together and fight racism and that racist cops are killing them like dogs. And they end it with this chant, all the power to all the people. um Which is interesting. like if If they're like arguing on you know, like,
00:25:04
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fuck the like you know fuck the white people. Aren't we just like... The pigs? Yeah, aren't we just going the wrong way about that? Aren't we just doing the same exact thing?
00:25:15
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just There's first two arguments that that came up um basically at the same time. One of them was by Marcus Garvey, and he basically said that all the all the black people basically should go back to Africa and try again.
00:25:31
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um That they didn't want to be... That's what David Duke was saying in this movie. Yeah, that's what Marcus Garvey said. That like comes from Marcus Garvey. that um That's the whole point behind buying or starting Liberia.
00:25:46
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there buying buy and black We bought Liberia to send all these slaves back to see if... to appease them for being slaves and it did not work out well.
00:26:00
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But there was that theory, and then there was the theory from the NAACP, which said, hey, we need to integrate instead of separate. And that's not what um the Black Panthers fought for. That's not what a lot of people in the early 60s fought for because ah they didn't see it as a legitimate way for stuff to happen, which in reality it didn't because there's still racism.
00:26:25
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Yeah, but I don't think i don't think you can ever end racism anyways. It's not really possible to do. I think the only way to end racism, and this is something I tell my students often, is to stop talking about it and treat everybody as normal humans because racism is something that is taught. It's not something that is like learned in schools.
00:26:48
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It's something that's taught at home. And I know the listener right now is shocked that Jake's standing in front of kids. the Them chanting all power to all the people, it just...
00:27:00
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I mean, I don't, obviously I'm not the most well-read person. that I've already been this podcast. I'm a fucking idiot. But it felt like when the Black Lives Matter movement came about, similar vein of reason, you know, cops after ah George Floyd got killed, ah Black Lives Matter. If you said all lives matter, that meant you were a fucking racist.
00:27:23
Speaker
But in this movie, we see black people chanting all power to all the people. That's also a Malcolm X chant. Shout out Malcolm X. That movie's great.
00:27:33
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So denzel basically what you're saying is you're damned if you don't you damned if you're due.
00:27:40
Speaker
It's a fine line and gotta learn how to balance it. You're due to give me a ripe suck. That's what I'm saying. I mean...
00:27:50
Speaker
Thank you so much. I was looking for a button and it's just not going well. There's just too many. Oh, here it is. got got got got Ripe sucking. Put that in. Ripe sucking. So anyways. What's going on here? Drinking a beer at three o'clock belching.
00:28:10
Speaker
What mean? drank a white claw at like 12. Jesus Christ. You should have heard what's on Patreon. At the end at the end of the ah the whole thing, Ron asks Brother Kwame if he really thinks a race war is coming. And he's like, yeah, there is.
00:28:29
Speaker
ah But I mean, maybe I missed something. But I feel like while he was speaking, he didn't really speak about. And Ron does say this later. He doesn't really speak about a race war. no he's just like He's just like, we got to fight for our rights, but not like pick up arms and like murder people. Stokely Carmichael, who is a real person, obviously, um that's a lot of what he said in his speeches was something is going to come. Malcolm X taught us that something's going to come.
00:28:54
Speaker
And let's, we just have to be prepared. Not that we're going to start the fight, but the fight is going to come to us. But he was saying like, cause when he told Ron to get like, you know, get a gun or whatever, it wasn't to like shoot other people. was to protect yourself in case something bad, like with the whites happened. Those fucking whites, man.
00:29:16
Speaker
can't stand them. Um, Ron asked Patrice to get a drink and they go meet at the Red Lantern. And then she meets up with him and tells him that they got stopped by that fucking cop Landers. This dude's a scumbag. He like you really a scumbag. beginning of the movie.
00:29:33
Speaker
Yeah. And basically he tells, they like flat ah do a, what is it the word? Flashback to the them getting pulled over and the office is like, you just take your your people and get the fuck out of here.
00:29:45
Speaker
And he kind of assaults Patrice a little bit. Um, so she tells him the story is like, how about you just go dance instead? That yeah seems to be the solution. Are you guys sexually assaulted? That's fine.
00:29:57
Speaker
Yeah. I'm trying to fuck you still. It doesn't change. Um, next scene, chief bridges asking about how the meeting went and Ron thinks the revolution isn't really happening. They're not going to actually pick up guns and have a fucking war.
00:30:08
Speaker
Um, and the chief keeps calling, uh, Kwame Stokely. He's like, he changed his name and the chief doesn't give a fuck. And then he asked the chief heard the stirrup of the cops that assaulted Patrice.
00:30:20
Speaker
um And ah the chief thinks that Ron is ah getting out of control. And he tells Ron he's getting transferred to intelligence to do intelligence. um Which I got to say, that was the only thing in this movie that made me laugh. Which this guy transferred to intelligence. What am I going to do there?
00:30:40
Speaker
Intelligence. That got me. Which to be fair, this guy, this chief dude. he kind of virtue signals big that he's like a fucking, you know, he's for equality and all this kind of shit. And then you see at the end of the movie and even right here, like he's not all for it. He's kind of just like, he's trying to see what makes him look good, but only to a point.
00:30:58
Speaker
Um, what I'm saying is he secretly hates blacks. Uh, we cut to Ron reading, a little just out in the open, a KKK ad in the paper. Um,
00:31:09
Speaker
And he calls a number in ah and a white voice asking for some reading info. He's a voicemail. And then he gets a call back immediately from Walter. And Walter's like, so what's your deal, man?
00:31:20
Speaker
um And, you know, props to Ron. He goes on a crazy fucking tangent about how much he hates literally every race besides white people that I didn't write down because it's just not appropriate.
00:31:31
Speaker
um And the whole office turns around looking at him like, damn, bro, you really fucking said all that? And you're a black guy? Yeah. and this is kind of like that Chappelle skit about the blind guy who was in the KKK. Yeah, the KKK. He's quiet black. um So they agreed to meet up on Friday after work. And they hang up and Flip's like, you just fucking used your real name, you idiot.
00:31:51
Speaker
um He's like, oh, shit. We cut to a meeting with ah Sarge and Britches and... brieches and ah I'm about to shut those later.
00:32:03
Speaker
Big. And Ron wants to send in a guy and then still talk on the phone. And the chief says that, ah you know, blacks and whites speak different. So how is that going to work?
00:32:16
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um And Ron's like, I know how to speak both. And he suggests sending in a white officer to meet in person. So ah it's going to be flip. And we cut and Ron is late to meet Jimmy and flip.
00:32:29
Speaker
And they go over ah Ron's background, this fake Ron background, what kind of radio he listens to. They call it David Bowie a fag. I don't know why he thought that was funny. um They try to match their voices together reading some kind of script, but it doesn't ever really work.
00:32:44
Speaker
And we see that Flip is wearing a star of David. And he's like, you better take that off, bro. Flip's big Jew. Big Jew. Big Jew. Big Jew vibes.
00:32:55
Speaker
I mean, he's not really a big Jew. You find out later he's like... Grew up being told he was Jewish, but never liked anything about it. so no's like jew like He's jew he' like a tall Jew, so he's still a big Jew. he's a big Yeah, he's a tall, physically big Jew.
00:33:09
Speaker
Yeah, big Jew, big schnoz, probably a big heart, though. And a big dick. well Well, he's got a hoodie on him, so yeah. Big. ah wheezy No, they started it. They started getting sniped. The Jews get rid of the hoods.
00:33:24
Speaker
Big, yeah. Oh God, I'm Jewish. and um Flip meets up. He thinks he's meeting up with...
00:33:36
Speaker
Walter, but he meets up with Felix because security and Felix is a wild boy. um And he takes him in his car and Ron and Jimmy follow, but they're following way too close.
00:33:46
Speaker
And in the car, Flip calls the Klan and feels it's like, no, bro, it's called the organization, not the Klan. here's the thing. In the newspaper, you literally put the Ku Klux Klan.
00:33:59
Speaker
So why now are you being all secretive? Yeah, i think it's the I think part of it is the threat that like Flip is a cop. as a cop yeah Yeah, if he's are wearing a wire, which he is.
00:34:11
Speaker
I don't think he is. I don't think he's a cop. Okay. Got some spoilers there, bud. It's coming up soon. um So, yeah, they spot the car behind them and Felix asks Flip, who is Ron, to load the gun under his seat.
00:34:32
Speaker
They go to this pool bar billiard place and they meet Walter. Walter says his wife got raped by a black person or people. I think multiple people it was. Black people?
00:34:44
Speaker
Yeah, like multiple guys just took turns on his wife. Yeah, I mean, but she had a train run on her. she brought He didn't look at Did she like it, though? i don't know.
00:34:55
Speaker
Well, I think she's not around her anymore because she doesn't make ah an appearance in the movie. Yeah, because she's dating one of the black guys. the brand She's like, a fuck this guy. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:35:07
Speaker
These other dudes got the fucking rod. What's so bad about these black guys? They're fucking great. yeah Yeah. um so Flip is like what do you guys do like yeah we burn crosses and march and shit ah nothing violent they make sure to say that Walter says they're non-violent and then they have him fill out an application to send to the national chapter whatever and Felix asks Flip if he's Jewish and Walter's like relax man it just just he's just kind of like I fucking smell it you know like that's how he's acting it's like know you're
00:35:43
Speaker
Yeah. I smell the gefilte fish. Yeah. That shit is actually not that bad. That shit's so good. I don't hate it. Is really? i actually don't hate it that much. Yeah. Isn't just like fish and jam or some shit? It's basically congealed tuna and it's so good. And it's covered in like a gummy glaze and I fucking like it.
00:36:01
Speaker
So. With a nice spread of horseradish. Yeah, the cliff notes of that conversation is I'm a fag. this um um I think we can leave it at it because called myself a fag, right? Right, but is it like...
00:36:17
Speaker
It's like ferment. It's not fermented, right? It's like it's in a jar, is it not? yeah Well, sometimes you can get it in a long tube. I eat that i don't know if that's what's worst. I used to work in ah at a Jewish country club and we would buy them in long tubes.
00:36:30
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Hey, girl, you got that fish tube? and then And you slice it. You'd slice it like this. And then I sliced myself off a little sliver just to say I tried it. you know Also, I kind of look a little Jewish. So I got to, you know. You got to get the Manischewitz.
00:36:43
Speaker
i don't know what that word means, Jake. It's the brand. It's the best one. Oh, got it. Oh, it's just's just somebody's last name. Got it. Hey, you go to the Manischewitz house? Yeah. um so they got that nice They got that nice filter.
00:37:00
Speaker
walter Walter's like, back the fuck off, buddy. We cut to Ron having a meal with Patrice, and she keeps calling cops pigs. And Ron don't like that too much. um and ron tries to talk about other things besides politics like how he wants to fuck her uh but she's like nah man politics is for life um ain't nothing more important uh she asked ron stripping if he's a pig and he's like no i'm in construction um and then he gifts her a ah gold pick i mean i this is kind of crazy you know yeah i mean to put this in the movie
00:37:34
Speaker
is it a i mean I mean, it's a stereotype, right? like if we like if we were Like if we were sitting here just riffing, right? And one of us like, yeah, then I'd gift you a gold pick. Like we'd be laughing because it's funny. I just think it's kind of wild to like just make this in a movie, like part of a movie.
00:37:49
Speaker
I mean, yeah, but if we said it would be racist. Yeah, but like you use a pick for an afro and she has a giant afro. But why is it gold? it just It's a piece of joel malwach a jewelry. jewelry that you kid like has like a practical use? Isn't that what a watch is? Jake doesn't have any unit taskers in his house. He was just telling me that. he cooks I have one. rice cooker. You cook asparagus in there. You told me. Don't fucking lie to these people. You cook asparagus in a rice cooker?
00:38:17
Speaker
Yeah, it's got a steven basket. I throw it up on top of the rice. It comes out real good. You say a semen basket? What? A steven basket. Steven, not Seaman.
00:38:30
Speaker
Who's Steven? Where can I put – where's his basket at? You're running out of Coca-Cola over there, bud. No, I'm out. This is the last – I had one during the last recording too. But those are the small drones. They're 2.5 – 7.5 fluid ounces. Sorry. little blind How are you done?
00:38:44
Speaker
um So they're nonviolent. She gives him a pick. He gives her a pick, not Dick. And then Walter calls Ron and – Black Ron picks up and he says his voice sounds different. and He claims it's allergies. and he asked Walter asked Ron to meet up at Felix's Saturday night.
00:39:02
Speaker
cut to Ron who' was talking to Sarge and, uh, Sarge is telling him that he has a buddy who like knows about the KKK. He's like, but not me. He's my friend, obviously my friend.
00:39:13
Speaker
Yeah. He knows just, he knows the grand leader, David Duke, uh, who was never out and about. Um, and he's telling Ron about their plans to one day elect David Duke as president of the United States.
00:39:25
Speaker
Uh, that seems like a bad idea. Yeah. I would real bad idea. i wouldn't recommend that. Uh, Cut to Flip arriving at Felix's place and Ron is ah staking it out outside.
00:39:38
Speaker
And we meet Felix's wife, Connie, who's a fucking fat bitch. ah And Flip walks into a meeting. Felix is talking about how they need to prepare for war.
00:39:49
Speaker
um And then the wife walks and interrupts ah and talking about Patrice with the police incident. And then Kwame speaking. um saying they do something about it. Basically. I'm skipping a lot of dialogue here. Cause there's a lot of just hard R's being thrown around at this point. yeah It's just not, yeah but she wants to be of use.
00:40:10
Speaker
Yeah. She wants to help us. Yeah. Uh, Walter wants to talk about doing a new cross burning when Felix takes flip to his basement to show him something. I did. I forgot. what um I'm going to take you to my basement.
00:40:25
Speaker
yeah I would like that. I forgot what he called it. He called like a Jew blaster or something. Something crazy. but Like his Jew dungeon. No, the 12 gauge. He's like, this is my Jubilator or something like that. Jubilator. Jubilator. I don't know. He called it some fucking crazy shit that we don't condone here. Isn't a Jubilee a party? A Jubilee is the biggest event in Boy Scouts, not to sound like game. They all get raped.
00:40:50
Speaker
I didn't. I made it out alive. Yeah. It's because you're ugly. That's fair. You didn't get rinsed as a fucking Boy Scout? Yeah, but you'd think that these fucking cowlters would be like, yeah, man, a hole's a hole. I don't give fuck. A little boy sleeping. Who gives a shit?
00:41:03
Speaker
Like, i I came in Timmy's ass last night. Let try something else. You want to get your penetration badge? you Yeah. it's like It's like being like, oh, I got to eat chicken again? Let me fuck a different little boy's asshole. Just switch it up. Your chicken's good.
00:41:17
Speaker
Yeah, but it's Wednesday. Let's have Asian or something. I mean, yeah.
00:41:23
Speaker
You know what I mean? It's Taco Tuesday. I'm just kidding. There's fucking Mexicans in the Boy Scouts. What are you talking about? Oh, no. I was joking. That was a joke. Okay. But literally, I had no Mexicans in my group. so ah Anyways, he's got this Jew blaster thing. call he calls 12-gauge. Walter follows.
00:41:43
Speaker
uh, down and, Felix takes him into a second room to make sure he's not really a Jew. It's a, uh, it's a lie detector test. And he says that he has to take, he has no choice at this point. He looks like gun out. He's like, you won't fucking take this test.
00:41:56
Speaker
Um, and then he just decides to tell him that he doesn't think the Holocaust ever happened, which I mean, if you hate Jews, I don't get why you would deny the Holocaust. When you're proud of it. Yeah. I don't get the logic of that. If you hate Jews, if you're anti-Semitic, what is the, what is the denial get you?
00:42:11
Speaker
I don't know. I've, I've heard that mean there's a lot more than you think. I've heard that so many times coming from different people that it never happened. And every time I ask, why do you think it didn't happen? Their responses, i don't know.
00:42:27
Speaker
So have you ever met like, cause you're not like, oh no, Because Jake's like Jewish, as we know, right? Like, have you ever met like someone who has been...
00:42:42
Speaker
anti-Semitic towards you? Yes. yeah Besides us, because we do it as group. Stop it. Stop it. We're not anti-Semitic to Jake. That's not true. A couple years ago, the KKK got really bad down here. What's the self? my um One of my friends who is also a teacher is fully Jewish, like practicing, and they burnt rice on her front porch. like They set a bag of rice on fire.
00:43:11
Speaker
How can you light rice on fire? How does that work? you light You put it in a paper bag and light the paper bag on fire. so it's kind of like ah when you put dog shit in a bag. Right, but you can't stomp it out. Yeah.
00:43:24
Speaker
What can you stomp out? Shit? The rice on fire. I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your ass. Hey, yo. So, yes. um anti or Most people down here hide that they're Jews because the KKK is still prevalent down here.
00:43:41
Speaker
When my ah my dad's, whoever started the company, the coffee business, they changed the name because they were Jews. Oh, really? Yeah. That's so far distant past. I don't have any Jew left besides the nose.
00:43:54
Speaker
Right. Well, that's your biggest trait right now, right? Yeah. Big old fucking nose on me. ah So... He's about to fucking take the lie detector test. Oh, and then he wants to see if if Flip's dick is circumcised or not, which was interesting.
00:44:11
Speaker
um And Ron is listening on the... ah and And then Ron hears all this. So he throws a rock through their window and that interrupts their little eye detector test thing. And they all chase after Flip and then are after Ron and then Flip comes out. And this is a pretty well-known clip on the Internet of him just yelling like every fucking wild expletive. You could yell at a black person. But shout out to him though, because he was shooting at Ron, but like purposely missing. Right. Right.
00:44:43
Speaker
Which doesn't make sense because then later when they go to the gun range, this guy's got pinpoint accuracy. Yeah, but Felix is suspect of this dude the whole time. I don't think that was even like, i don't even think that made him feel better at all.
00:44:54
Speaker
i mean You know what? I think Felix's biggest problem is like, I think he was trying to sniff out the Jew. i don't even think he, I was like, hey man, you got me convinced you hate blacks, but I still think you're Jewish. Right. Um, the KKK hates Jews more than they hate blacks.
00:45:09
Speaker
Do they really? Yeah. They, so basically the KKK hates everyone who is not a white Aryan.
00:45:19
Speaker
Sounds just like Hitler. It is Hitler. It's the same ideals.
00:45:25
Speaker
Uh. We cut to um this meeting with Sarge and he's pissed about shots fired. um And there's this funny part where he's like you guys are fucking jerking me off. i'm getting to reach around. He's like, okay, fuck all angles. I'm just getting it.
00:45:39
Speaker
And he says if Bridges hears about this, they're fucked. We cut to Ron and Flip ah who go into the record room and Flip's like, i almost fucking died for what? To dress up? And Ron's like, bro, you're Jewish. You should care a little more about this. And Flip's like, man, it's just a job, bro.
00:45:56
Speaker
Um... And Ron wants to know why Flip doesn't care. And Flip says not his fucking business. And then he walks out. ah Ron calls ah asking about a membership card so that Flip can participate in the cross burning.
00:46:10
Speaker
And you realize that he's speaking here to David Duke, the fucking Grand Wizard himself. um And their conversation is inciting enough that David is like, I'm going to make sure personally your card gets processed today.
Portrayal of Racism and Police Misconduct
00:46:22
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:25
Speaker
After the phone call, Ron's like walking through the office and gets bumped by Landers and he spills all his paperwork everywhere. um Then he figures out that was probably Landers who pulled over Kwame and Patrice and gave him a a hard time.
00:46:39
Speaker
um Then he's talking to Flip about Landers and we hear that he shot a a black kid claiming he had a gun and he didn't. Um, and Ron asked why they tolerate this kind of behavior and flips like, it he's like, it's because we're a family channeling my inner Vin Diesel.
00:46:59
Speaker
Uh, cut to, uh, this little KKK group sesh. They're shooting guns. Um, and, uh, Walter is going on a rant about how gay bars exist. I guess this really pisses them off that gay bars just exist. That gay bars exist. Yeah. Yeah. but Back then, like everybody had their own bar. So just stay to your bar. Dumbass.
00:47:18
Speaker
I mean, i don't know why it bothers them. yeah Then there's these two random guys, Steve and Jerry, who are army trained and they're anything else is classified about them. um They have Flip shoot Ivan's gun and he's very accurate and they're impressed.
00:47:34
Speaker
After they leave, Ron walks over and collects some of these bullet casings and we you see they were shooting silhouettes of ah black people. Like stereotypical like shaped. Really fucked up shit.
00:47:47
Speaker
We cut to Ron and Patrice walk in. They're talking about ah black exploitation films and actors. um And then he asked her what she would think if a cop was trying to change the you know cops killing black people from the inside.
00:48:01
Speaker
And Patrice has said it's not going to happen without some kind of struggle. We cut and Felix... ah knocks on ah Ron's apartment door and Ron opens it and he's in there with Patrice and Felix is like, oh, sorry, man. Wrong number or wrong address. Not wrong number.
00:48:18
Speaker
Fuck wrong number. I mean, an address is a number. Um, that's valid I'll give it. You got any fucking blacks in that building? but Felix tells, uh,
00:48:34
Speaker
Fuck Felix tells flip that he has a twin with a black guy and he didn't say the word black guy. i tell you that much. um And flip says his number is unlisted and he lives at a different address because Felix looked him up in the phone book.
00:48:45
Speaker
Remember those? And I guess they chill the fuck out now and they play poker. ah We cut to Ron receiving his KKK card. um And then he goes over the research flip about, you know, who's who in the clan.
00:49:00
Speaker
Um, this is when, what I was talking about earlier, flip says he's Jewish, but he wasn't raised to be Jewish. Yeah. Um, and he said he never really thought about it, but saying it out loud that he denies his own, uh, ethnicity, um and like thinking about his ritual and heritage, uh, kind of, uh, makes him think about it a lot. Now I didn't pull ritual from ghost. I'm sorry. Hey, man, it's fine.
00:49:22
Speaker
Just what it's going be. Did you actively choose not to practice Jake? i when I grew up, not to be mean, I'm, I'm, no, no, no. It's kind of the same story for me. My parents didn't practice.
00:49:37
Speaker
My mom is Jewish. My dad is not my dad's um Lutheran, but my parents chose that when we were born not to practice religion at all. So I'm kind of the same way. Like if I think about it, I see my, my ancestry and my heritage, but like I'm not practicing.
00:49:59
Speaker
That's why you're Jewish. Yeah. Also, gar you respect the. Well, yeah. then Let's go. what you respect the you respect the past, but I respect the past and I respect the culture, but the whole can't eat meat and cheese on the same plate. Get the hell out of you.
00:50:17
Speaker
I want to eat a bacon cheeseburger. God damn it. Yeah, me too. That sounds good. um Make it fucking real juicy. Give me some fucking mayonnaise maybe on there like a spicy mayo.
00:50:29
Speaker
Make it loose, bitch. That's a mayo for you, buddy. It better be fucking... Creamy. Warm? It will be. Give your garlic aioli. I fucking will, dude.
00:50:42
Speaker
What'd you say, oh, you want to take me in your mouth? but Take me in your mouth. Well? You coming?
00:50:53
Speaker
Are you excited about me or my penis? No. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. This is what this podcast is going turn to turn into, is just drill, not just rifling back and forth don't vote this but the co but but but That went crazy.
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00:52:28
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So... um
00:52:31
Speaker
Anyways, Flip gives Ron the fucking KKK membership card. want to hold on to that shit. We cut to Ron meeting up with Patrice and her car got plastered with some ah KKK propaganda. ah And Ron tells them to chill the fuck out and be cool. And they say that them being cool and not taking action is the problem.
00:52:49
Speaker
ah We cut to Walter and Ivan talking about cross burning. um And oh, well. It's not Walter. It is Homeboy.
00:53:02
Speaker
Flip. It's Walter. Homeboy. It's Flippin'. Yo, Flip is the homeboy. Come on, bro. Yeah, dude. I'd hang out with Flip for sure. yeah Big. Jake's tucking himself in like a fucking blanket in a but right now. I'm cold! You're a fucking bitch. I'd fucking flip him around and fucking give him the little flip flap.
00:53:20
Speaker
I would toss a salad. Yeah. so I didn't say I was going to fucking tongue his asshole down. i'm just saying I'm going flip him around. i thought tossing the salad was just getting fucked in the ass.
00:53:32
Speaker
I thought tossing your salad was getting your fucking ass ate. I'm going to look it up right now in Urban Dictionary. Tossed salad. Jake, that's just going to A rather juicy salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, among many other vegetables. Well, that's tossed salad. Yeah, not tossing. The act of licking the anus and the area between sex organs, aka the taint. i put that in. um Well, what if you put in tossing salad?
00:54:04
Speaker
Eating ass. In the act of placing your tongue in a male or female's ass. Probing around the circumference of the asshole. Shout out to Seaman who put this in on January 19, 2003. Listen to our podcast. Yeah, that guy's probably though. Deep into one's asshole. Shout out to this kid.
00:54:21
Speaker
Nick, you look like you're jerking. it if you really need like bouned You're like I'm gyrating on that shit right now, bro. All the salad toss is making me. Oh, boy. Yeah.
00:54:36
Speaker
You're going to get fucking spit roasted if you don't watch out. I like that shit. All right. So I watched this video of these guys. I mean, this guy's pretty popular on TikTok, but they're like these three dudes that work down. Fuck around. Not like oh Johnny sins.
00:54:49
Speaker
No.
00:54:52
Speaker
come You think Johnny Sids follower? This guy's on the... He's fucking famous, though. This guy's on the on the bars. He's like doing a chin-up or whatever. And the guy like other guy like fakes, pulls his pants down. He's like, I want to fucking see it!
00:55:07
Speaker
It's in there.
00:55:11
Speaker
Anyway, so Ivan and Flip are talking about not getting salad tossed, about cross burnings, more serious. And they ask about, he asked about those guys in the military and Ivan asked if he knows anything about C4. And this truck pulls up with a with a cross, but they call off the cross because there's just too many cops out.
00:55:32
Speaker
We hear ah David Duke start talking like it's a radio conversation. Not conversation. just He's just speaking. He's on the radio.
00:55:43
Speaker
fe Felix is like stalking Patrice. um And this is where he says that, you know, he doesn't hate blacks. They just need to go be with their own is what he says. um I mean, isn't that the same thing? telling saying that you don't want to be around them? I mean...
00:56:01
Speaker
it's not great. You know, it's not the best thing you can say. It's not good. Of all the things you could say, it's not a good thing to say. So, uh, Ron tells David, uh, he knew a black guy named butter biscuit. He was his neighbor. ah yeah ah and Butter biscuit.
00:56:19
Speaker
Uh, his father one day banned him from playing with butter biscuit because he was black and they didn't use that word. Um, David mentions putting guys like them, meaning him and Ron, back in office. And ask for the Ron asks for the chance to speak to him face-to-face when David tells him that he's coming for his initiation into the clan.
00:56:39
Speaker
ah We cut, and this librarian brings some reading materials over to Patrice, and she's literally looking at lynching lynchings. Yeah, it was pretty fucked up to see the pictures. Yeah, not great. Not yeah good.
00:56:52
Speaker
Don't go to school to be a historian. You see those a lot. ah Cut to Walter saying they need a new leader and it can't be Felix. And it needs to be someone more articulate like Ron. And he's talking to Ron on the phone.
00:57:06
Speaker
ah We cut and they're having this meeting and ah Walter tells him that he's stepping down and nominates Ron. Felix is fucking pissed because Ron's brand new And he asked if anyone would vouch for Ron and Walter would. And so would David. And he's the head fucking guy.
00:57:26
Speaker
um flip declines the nomination and says his father's sick uh in the in the last conversation that ron and david had black ron and david had ron was like oh my my dad is sick in el paso yeah and flip says here dallas and they call him out on that and he's like oh yeah it's the layover um Then there's another phone call with David and Black Ron. and ah He asks how David knows he's not talking to a black guy. and He says that blacks pronounce R. ah
00:57:58
Speaker
yeah arey yeah Ron knows. David knows Ron's white. He just knows. He can feel it in his Aryan bones.
00:58:14
Speaker
They hang up and Felix calls, asks him to come over. And at this point they show like him taking the call and Flip getting out of the car. and it's like, oh fuck, did he, is he looking at Flip? Like I'm calling you the phone right now and you're, but it's not what it is.
00:58:30
Speaker
Uh, So he goes over and he shows Flip some guns. um And then the whole fucking clan's there and all them have guns except for Flip. So Felix gives him one.
00:58:43
Speaker
And Felix says, have it for the war on Sunday. i What's going down down there on Sunday there, bod?
00:58:53
Speaker
We cut and Felix's wife asks if he has any second thoughts about, you know, killing blacks. um He doesn't. like Nah.
00:59:04
Speaker
oh He's like, it's never us. ah Cut to Ron. He finds it finds a note on his desk and he meets up with this fucking random dude and he hands over the list of all these chapter members and to work for NORAD. What's NORAD?
00:59:23
Speaker
seems like like you would know, Jake. I do. Why am I blanking? I'm typing it in. It's North something. North American Aerospace Defense Command. Yeah, that's the one. aeros North American Defense Aerospace Command. Why do you think they named it NORAD? I'm fucking gay.
00:59:43
Speaker
Why do you think they named it NORAD? they were Also, just side note. You guys know what NORAD does today? Like the main thing NORAD does?
00:59:55
Speaker
Can i take one guess? Yeah, go ahead. Do they jerk people off aggressively? No, they track Santa Claus. Get the fuck out of here. i Look it up!
01:00:06
Speaker
Jake, you're... Yeah, no, I know. They put that shit every year. You can see where Santa Claus is, quote unquote. That shit's fake. I found out. don't worry. It took you long enough.
01:00:19
Speaker
Steve and Jerry work for Norwood, it turns out. They hate black people. That's just not okay. And he tells Ron that he's done a service to his country. ah And he tells Ron that they report it's a missing C4.
01:00:30
Speaker
um And Ron asks this guy if he knows about this attack, what they're planning. And the guy's like, well, you should fucking know, Ron. You're leading all this shit. Uh, we cut to Ron telling Patrice clan's playing an attack.
01:00:42
Speaker
She asked him again, if he's a pig and he's like, no, i'm not a pig. I'm a detective. So I'm like pig ish, you know? Uh, yeah. And he, he tells her the truth and she's fucking disgusted.
01:00:53
Speaker
ah we cut and flips mad that, uh, Ron told Patrice that she, yeah, he broke his cover. Essentially. Um, we cut to Felix out of pay phone and saying it's off to Ron and,
01:01:06
Speaker
Um, and then Ron is in the office discussing with the other people, like how to arrest them when the chief walks in and, assigns Ron to be the security to ever David Duke, uh, and Ron and go ahead. That's that's awesome.
01:01:21
Speaker
Like to, to make him the security detail for the grand master of the clan is awesome. Right. Cause he can't do anything to him because then that's like killing an officer. Right.
01:01:34
Speaker
Also, it's pretty dangerous, though, because Ron and Flip have been like talking to David Duke. And to the point, the next part, he recognizes the guy's voice. He's like, haven't we talked before? um But they're pretty against it. Landers calls ah Ron boy. Probably shouldn't be doing that.
01:01:50
Speaker
um And he wants to fight. And the chief is like, if you act like that around Landers, you got no shot with David. um Cut to Felix and Connie meeting with the C4 guy. i don't know what this guy's name is. i don't fucking care. He's a racist. So it's a C4 guy as far as I'm concerned.
01:02:07
Speaker
ah He's teaching them how to trigger the C4. He's got flip the switch. We cut to Ron ah being introduced as security to David. And like I said, he kind of recognizes his voice.
01:02:19
Speaker
And they all leave to go initiate flip. Felix is pissed that Ron's even there. And they go into this room and Felix and Ivan tell him them to stay out. ah We cut to this old guy, Jerome Turner.
01:02:34
Speaker
He's a black dude talking to these black college students about ah his, he says, his retard friend, Jesse. Is he the long lost cousin of Will Turner? Will Turner.
01:02:46
Speaker
yeah he's like, he's like, he's like, my cousin, what did you say, long lost cousin? He's like, yeah, my cousin was on the ship. Not that ship. blood touchman Flying Dutchman.
01:02:58
Speaker
Um, His retard friend, Jesse, raped and murdered this lady, Lucy Fryer, and he got convicted. And it kind of flips back and forth here between Jerome's story and Flip getting initiated. You see the group put all their hoods on.
01:03:16
Speaker
And Jerome says they paraded Jesse through the streets, stabbed him, castrated him, and it wasn't nice. They took photos of it and sold them as postcards. Uh, they also let him on fire and cut his fingers off. I just, there's more and more things I wrote down here.
01:03:31
Speaker
Um, also the fact that he was tried and out all white jury came back in three minutes with a guilty verdict. Yeah. Um, like this is a, like this whole scene, it just makes you realize like, this is a cult.
01:03:51
Speaker
I don't think this scene makes you realize it's a cult, but yeah, it's a cult. But you know what? No, you know what I mean? yeah like I think what Spike Lee was trying to do with a bunch of the stories that he like added in here was like try and go through different parts of African-American oppression because that story is basically, it's a little different, but it's basically the same story as Zenit Till.
01:04:17
Speaker
Oh, yeah, Emmett Till. Yeah, but wasn't Emmett Till hitting on somebody's mom? No, Emmett Till whistled at a white lady in a supermarket and they came in and murdered him. Hitting on somebody's mom? Yeah, that's about right. Whistling at a lady? Yeah.
01:04:31
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, catcalling in general is pretty fucked up. And I get, though, white women are fine as fuck, you know i mean? i don't think I would die for it, but... I mean... I'm thick, bitches, know what mean?
01:04:45
Speaker
Depends who we're talking about. Like Jake would die for Natalie Portman. Yeah. Jake would die for Natalie Portman. And that's okay. She just, by the way, she just had like some fucking, she's on TV talking about some bullshit. She's in some new movie where she's voice acting and she's a piece.
01:04:59
Speaker
She, the last time, the last time she made a public appearance, she looked like fucking shit, but I'm kind of back in on Natalie Portman again. remember I had some surgery. Remember a couple, two, three years ago when she posted that fully naked picture on Instagram? No, but I bet you um So then the Jerome mentions this film that was made called Birth of a Nation. Yes, this is a a real film.
01:05:23
Speaker
The film. is ah He says this gave a rebirth to the KKK. Meanwhile, the KKK is watching Birth of a Nation as after a Flip's initiation.
01:05:35
Speaker
So anyways, um, interesting part here. They chant white power at the TV while the black group is changing black power, with this guy, Jerome, uh, Walter asked David to invite him down to Louisiana sometime where he's from. Um, um,
01:05:52
Speaker
Felix walks over and introduces himself and his wife. ah The C4 guy tells Felix that Ron is actually Flip. and His real name is Philip Zimmerman, a.k.a. Jewface. ah Is that a new Batman villain? Yeah, right? Jewface. Coming soon to a theater near you.
01:06:08
Speaker
um They put together that Ron and Flipper in on it together. Ron walks over to Duke and ask for a photo. They have Flipper take the photo and he goes one, two, three, nine, three grabs ah David and his like other guys shoulder.
Climactic Scene and Police Intervention
01:06:22
Speaker
um They're pissed off that he grabbed them so they kick him out. C4 guy loads some C4 in a Connie's purse and sends her off. um Ron follows her, radios to like police units that she's on the move.
01:06:35
Speaker
Cut to Felix and Flip. ah Felix ah shows introduces Flip to the C4 guy. He's like, yeah, i fucking know you. Um, and they're about to uncover all this shit when Felix, uh, has an emergency phone call.
01:06:50
Speaker
Um, so he, we follow him and he takes his phone call. from Connie and someone tipped off the police that this was going to happen and it's too dangerous. And he tells her to go to plan B. uh felix comes back into the room and i track for a second before we get too far i want you to back into my fucking mouth um when the black waiters are standing in the corner going if i knew this was a kkk rally i would have signed up for this shit it's just crazy them are bitching to each other i was laughing really hard
01:07:24
Speaker
uh
01:07:26
Speaker
Felix tells the fucking C4 guy and Ivan to go with him. David asked why the C4 guys were calling him Flip and he says they were in prison together at one point and then excuses himself to go to the bathroom. Yeah, because he just flipped me around just started fucking my mouth. That's it. You want to watch me fuck you in front of my kids' friends?
01:07:45
Speaker
Hey man, you want to watch me suck your cock in front of your kids' friends? Yeah. It's just hilarious. Jake, if you know, you know. Yeah, he didn't hear it because he's not on Patreon.
01:07:57
Speaker
um So anyways, you're not going to hear it again. Cut to Ron. looking for Patrice. He goes to the hotel that she was bringing Jerome back. um Connie tries to drop some C4 in her and Patrice's mailbox, but she's pulling up.
01:08:12
Speaker
She plants one on her car. Ron arrives and arrests her. Tries to arrest her. When other cops show up and arrest Ron because he's black, ah start being the shit out of him.
01:08:26
Speaker
ah Felix and the C4 guys show up and they park next to Patrice's car and they trigger the C4 and the car blows up next to them as well as Patrice's house. Their house doesn't blow up.
01:08:41
Speaker
I'm pretty sure it doesn't. The house doesn't blow up. no she but She put the C4 on the car. Because she couldn't get it in the mailbox, so she panicked and put it on the car.
01:08:52
Speaker
I thought she dropped one there and left one in the in the fucking jaw. No, one no. And that's why the explosion happens and her fucking racist ass fucking pig fucking husband dies. Pig fucking...
01:09:05
Speaker
ah Flip arrives and he frees Ron. We cut to this bar with Patrice and Ron. Langer shows up drunk talking all sorts of shit. And they catch him talking a lot of fucking crazy stuff. They're all wired.
01:09:17
Speaker
ah Bridges walks in and arrests him. Yeah, I wrote he comes out like Scott Hansen. He's like, This is how you really feel. it's It's not a lot of perverts. It's a lot of rapists in here. Wait, isn't Scott Hansen the dude from red Zone?
01:09:33
Speaker
He's this guy. lot of perverts in here. That's who he is. That's Chris. That's Chris Hansen. No. A lot of football talk in A lot of NBA players in here.
01:09:49
Speaker
I'm just kidding. um So we've the crew goes to the office. They're all very celebratory. I don't understand what the win is here besides they this lady didn't bomb a car that...
01:10:02
Speaker
Patrice wasn't in. Yeah. um They didn't really do anything. they I don't know. I don't get this part. The chief calls all them into all into the office and he tells them that there's been budget cuts and there's no more credible threat. So their shit's done. And he asked Ron to destroy the evidence and not let the public know about it.
01:10:18
Speaker
They're obviously hot. They're all outraged as fuck. They all walked out. flip. fla ah Ron's office phone rings and he doesn't answer it. And he walks outside with his stuff, including the evidence, then goes back inside and answers. And it's David.
01:10:35
Speaker
And he pranks David with the whole crew and tells him that he's black. And he calls himself all sorts of fucking the worst names. um Cut to Ron looking at the evidence with Patrice. And she wants to know if he's going to quit the force. And he's like, no Um, and she says she can't sleep with the enemy. I mean, the divide can't be any further.
01:10:56
Speaker
That's crazy. Like, don't you guys want the same thing? Let's do the black guy. Um... There's a knock at the door. They both grab their guns to answer and they see a burning cross in the distance with some clan members bowing to it.
01:11:11
Speaker
We cut and this is where we see some actual real footage of like what's happening and like in society.
Real Footage and Film's Impact
01:11:19
Speaker
um yeah A lot of these was like all the ah Black Lives Matter protests.
01:11:24
Speaker
lot these fucking idiots chanting, you know, having fucking hoods and torches and running over Black Lives Matter protesters. ah see the real life David Duke speaking.
01:11:35
Speaker
um Fuck that guy. Yeah. This lady, Heather Hire, whatever her name was, I apologize, passed away actually in real life. RIP to you. And I'm sorry i didn't get your last name right.
01:11:48
Speaker
That's basically the end of the movie. thought on this... I don't dislike this movie, obviously. but no this movie is fantastically made.
01:12:00
Speaker
I feel like the story they tell as far as like following Ron and Flip... ah i don't i To be perfectly frank, I feel like it is a little... ah You know how like exaggerated, you know? Yeah. You know how like when they just like it's like gore for the sake of gore. It's like, hey, let's just throw around every bad word for the sake of it. Because personally feel like watching the real clips of like people actually being like, ah you know, assaulted felt more profound than like most of the movie.
01:12:35
Speaker
like i just didn't like I just didn't get the point of the movie. beside like flip is ah Ron is talking to this lady, and like I guess you kind of hear her point of view ah about things. but like The point of the movie is a black guy got into the clan.
01:12:53
Speaker
um I guess. um I mean, I guess. but like that is If you boil it down to brass tacks, that's what it is. I'd be really interested to like cause because i feel Because obviously I feel like Spike Lee probably had to like... that That had some echo to it. yeah re reverb it's good.
01:13:13
Speaker
I feel like Spike Lee had to add like some some stuff to make it like more capable to be told in a movie. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, i'm I'm wondering how the real story like truly went.
01:13:28
Speaker
I so i know you I'll let you talk in a second, Jake. Sorry. um I just feel like Spike Lee's like other movies about like racial issues like Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X specifically are kind of better illustrate these problems in ah like a fictional setting versus this movie. That's what I'm saying.
01:13:48
Speaker
Yeah. I feel like what he did with this movie was read the story a couple two-tree times and then just make up whatever he couldn't find. Because from what I understand, what actually happened was a lot of this was done through like letters.
01:14:07
Speaker
And um yes, there was a black agent and a white agent, but... majority of it was not done over the phone and um I'm pretty sure you can still read the letters that were sent. But like that would be cool.
01:14:22
Speaker
have been cool to do at the end of the movie like when they do based on a true story. Show pictures of the actual fucking guy of Ron. Right. flip You know? i think he's dead. Because obviously like writing like um you can't make a movie about some fucking right letters. Like that'd be fucking gay. I'm not going to watch someone write a fucking letter. That's why Napoleon sucks so bad.
01:14:44
Speaker
that's why napoleon sucks so bad Hence why we don't have a Zodiac movie yet. We do. we have zodiac One of the famous movies of all time is called Zodiac by David Fincher. People love them. It's three fucking hours. Never heard of it.
01:14:56
Speaker
Robert Johnny Jr. and Jake. Yeah. And Jake. Never heard of it. And Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffbags. Cut that up. Ruffbags. Yeah. First of all, I just pulled up a picture of Spike Lee.
01:15:08
Speaker
Spike Lee directed this entire movie decked out in Nick's gear. So shout out to that guy. yeah He's a big, he's from New York. I know he's from New York. New York.
01:15:20
Speaker
um It's fucking Spike Lee joint. what are you gonna What's the letterbox ratings here, fellas? Jake doesn't have letterbox. Three and a half. Jake does have letterbox.
01:15:31
Speaker
ah Three and a half.
01:15:35
Speaker
Gert?
01:15:38
Speaker
Four. Yeah, I'm also keeping it. I'm going to put it at three and a half. I think I dropped mine. i think last time i watched it, i gave a four and a half. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think it's a three and a half. I think in the scope of Spike Lee's joints, I feel like this
Closing Thoughts and Upcoming Review
01:15:54
Speaker
is good. It's just I don't think it's close one. Because like said, the shit that really hits hard is like the real footage.
01:16:01
Speaker
At the end, yeah. Yeah. And then it's like because for the sake of gore a little bit. And, you know, it almost brings it full circle, you know? If you're talking, not black people now, but now we're talking about what's happening nowadays with like ice and shit like that.
01:16:18
Speaker
Like now it's like Donald Trump's trying to teach us to hate like the Hispanic people. Like the president is trying to do that to the country now. But who do you think was behind it in 2019 in Virginia? Well, yeah, because they show him in the fucking.
01:16:33
Speaker
In the movie, he said, those are some good, hard work Americans.
01:16:41
Speaker
Yeah, so I don't know how to wrap that up besides ah racism is not okay, and we make a lot of jokes. mean, as you can tell, there was very little jokes. Just fucking interrupt me. Hey, fuck you. yeah You know what?
01:16:53
Speaker
know what? no you should be muted. Fuck! Can mute you? I can actually i can really just fucking mute you if I want to. That's sick. Can you really? that yeah I can just shut you the fuck up. That's cool. I'm sorry. you Say what you're going to say. No, what I was going to say was obviously Gerald and I make ah some wild ass jokes sometimes, but obviously we love everybody and don't actually have any kind of hate in our heart towards any kind of group.
01:17:15
Speaker
i do help I do, however, hate people who wear driving gloves. I think you should all fucking get in I fucking hate those. I fucking hate those people so much. It's not that serious. you don't fucking race F1. Shut up.
01:17:30
Speaker
um Next week, we have a review for you on ah Get Out. We wrap up NAMI month with Get Out. um So look forward to that. Jake, thanks so much for coming on the podcast, hanging out with the boys. We know you're on a time crunch. We appreciate you taking time out of your busy week to do this.
01:17:47
Speaker
Thanks for having me, guys. Always a fun time. um I told you, but your episode on the menu is coming out in like four or five weeks. Yeah. And sorry, Jake, we didn't get you on a movie that we could really make jokes about because it's just too damn serious. That's right. There's a couple of jokes in here, I feel like. Listen, I'm excited for the menu because we went off on are whatever the hell her name is, Anya Taylor-Joy.
01:18:13
Speaker
i would say I would say we're going listen back to this now. Like at least you and I, Joe, listen back this and say, that's pretty tame. Pretty, you know, like, yeah, probably. We said probably pretty chill.
01:18:24
Speaker
I know I doxed. Probably just something about fucking her box or something. Yeah, I definitely want a fuck her box. That's fine. Her yeah her takeout box? Yeah. i want to I mean, if she got pubes, that little clam, I could fucking pull on her fucking little pubes.
01:18:39
Speaker
And we're back. ah ah That's all i have to say. we will see you guys on Tuesday. Toodles.
01:18:50
Speaker
Bye. Fuck you, Mark. i I don't know. I can't say anything bad. it's just going to – yeah, it doesn't go with this episode. It's just fuck you.