EP. 81 The Black Phone 2 (2025)

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Speaker: That is shtick like that, dude. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.

Speaker: Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.

Speaker: We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.

Speaker: I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.

Speaker: That's how I identify the Doteca e-drunk.

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Speaker: Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.

Speaker: Scrubbing the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.

Speaker: We're just joking. Everything's jokes. Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.

Speaker: we're and we're It's just weird doing in the car, but hello welcome to episode... hey 80. 80. Big 80, yo. This is Big 80, yo, of the two guys one screen podcast, the Hemorrhoid Homies.

Speaker: That's the guy. Oh, that was the guy. Yeah, we got bleeped out. He was like hanging with his mom or something. Yeah, he was staying in the front looking like he a fucking manager for a while. I was like, is that John? It wasn't John. Yeah, cut that. ah we don't It's John?

Speaker: Oh, yeah. It's guys just John. They don't know where we ate. No, we don't. Eight? They don't fucking know. This is in the car recording. But we're, we are, we're. Wow. She's a fucking piece.

Speaker: But we're in the car. There is, I can't, don't say it. It's right there. Which one? Oh, that's right. move look right there that's yess with the ball That's the place that has the balls. Hot. Uh, this is a very special recording. We're doing something a little different.

Speaker: Uh, Gerald is here in Boston. I am. we're We're in the greater Boston area. We're not. Yeah. If you Google Boston, you wouldn't see where we are right now, but you can't see my fucking balls. Uh,

Speaker: where This is not a vlog because there's no video. This is an audio vlog. Sure. um And we're just going to be documenting some of the sights and sounds of our experiences because we have, I mean, some Patreon at least worthy conversations in the car.

Speaker: And shit goes crazy. And sometimes, like last time, Joe made me laugh so hard that I almost crashed a car. And it's just what it's going to be. That's very valid. And and you spit out of your car when we pulled in.

Speaker: Remember? Okay, I choked on that water. he cho Yeah, I choked on water. That was last time. Yeah. And like, that's not good. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So this episode is supposed to be about ah the black phone too, but you're just going get us documenting our thoughts throughout the majority of this trip.

Speaker: Majority of it in the car. I'm sure we'll do a little nighttime recording already tonight. Oh, absolutely. Oh, big, you know? Yeah. That's fine. You know, because obviously we're not going to be recording while we're in the movie. yet That's me fucking rude. That's actually illegal. Yeah. You could get ah put in jail.

Speaker: but Yeah. So, but you know, it's just going to be, you know, a lot of this is just going to be absolute random banter. And you guys don't like that. Yeah. I mean, we'll probably get cut, you know, cause we might say some fuck shit. We're going to try not to. Yeah. So the challenge is this is, i typically get two audio problems when you're recording, but some, this is, know, we bought these little tiny mics. Cause if you recall from, yeah, you want it.

Speaker: We bought, I bought a John without Charles consent and it didn't work. Did you return that by the way? Um, We can talk about that later. Because that was a lot of fun. We can talk about that later.

Speaker: It might have never actually moved up the counter for a few months. and i might have And I might have just hid it my laundry room hoping you wouldn't see it. Oh, okay. I might still have it. I don't know. hey then um But either way, I bought a drawing that didn't work. And then, you know, we're just like, we're just on TikTok looking. and i just People use these pop mics all the time. All the fuck's This is not pop mic. And they sound good.

Speaker: Right. And you know what? I was like, I bought two pack and we're just fucking around with this and we're just going to see if even fucking works. Are we still recording? Yeah, we're still going. All right. I'm just making sure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sus. Yeah. I'm sus.

Speaker: Sused out. So basically like, know, Nick, like he said, he can edit each individual audio file. Right. Your voice and my voice. So if we're talking over each other, he can like slide one to the side yeah and like make it coherent, which I don't think he ever does really.

Speaker: because it kind of But it goes with the flow. It's like you're with us. What? Wait, what do i not do really? No, I'm just like, you know how you could slide things over so we're not talking over each other? I do that.

Speaker: Oh, okay. yeah Yeah. But then sometimes it's like... mean, sometimes your belches right while i'm talking. Right, and just let it go. Or i I cut it out. It really all depends on what it is. Yeah. Right? So if if we talk over each other, it's just how it is.

Speaker: But now also with this recording in particular, we know that we both have bikes and only one audio file. So we'll just be more aware of not talking over each other. Hopefully. Hopefully. And we can like, I mean, we see each other normally, but yeah.

Speaker: I mean, this is like, i'm looking at your arm here right now. Cause I don't know. yeah Yeah. And you just got, I mean, you just got the craziest view of my fucking nose ever. I mean, talk about an obtuse angle. yeah Yeah. We're recording this on my phone.

Speaker: Yeah. In my car. Yeah. So you might hear like tires. we get into a fucking accident, you're to hear. You know what I mean? We just die on fucking recording. So we tested this and.

Speaker: it sounded nice. It sounded nice. For some reason, it sounds better than the mics we use at home. It's really fucking upsetting. Yeah, that's actually your fucking computer's problem, not mine. Mine? yeah and your shit Yeah. You moved back to New York, got a new computer, and your shit sounds whack.

Speaker: Doesn't make sense, though. you Harry Potter drawings sound great. How do I go from a $500 laptop to a $2,500 computer? and it Shouts payment plans. yeah' yeah i mean, yeah. but I don't know. it just sounds it just sounds like you're in an AT&T call center.

Speaker: and need It sounds like I'm talking to a guy in the call center and he does not know what the problem is. I'm sorry, my name is Bajifu. Do not have running water. I cannot fix your cell phone, madame. maybe my Maybe my mic isn't really compatible. For the moment for the record, i did not say Saddam. I said Madame.

Speaker: Hello. Hello. Do you know my savior, Saddam? this Is this episode number 80? ah All right. Well, we don't have any buttons. but Maybe I'll put some buttons in and post. But we should we should plug our podcast in case, for some reason, you're just finding us out now at episode 80.

Speaker: And that's fine. And we welcome you. Right. Because the title is going to be The Black Phone 2. Who knows what the hell's going to be? Yeah. Who the fuck knows? I mean, that sign we just passed that COVID boosters available, it should just say the Chinese flow. rat I mean, if you're still getting COVID in 2025, what the fuck's wrong with Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we should the RUT-ROW next to that.

Speaker: Nick, do that in post. RUT-ROW. This thing. Oh, that's great. We need to get rid of the old one. That's the thing now with this with this recording in particular because I don't have the soundboard available to me that we just kind of have access to any sound we want and we could just say Nick pulled the sound effect and I'll just have to pull it.

Speaker: Yeah. Like I pulled my meat. You know? but <unk> goingnna have to I have to pull it. It's a need. Yeah. When's the last night pulled your meat? Last night. yeah Yeah, me too. Oh, cuz. I swear to God I forgot and we can verify this when we get back to my apartment. You just came on the floor? i know I going to walk in and look at your cum or something? no, no. You not have done it on the couch, bro. That's where I'm sleeping.

Speaker: No, I have jumped on that couch. Don't make no mistakes. That's for sure. But what I will say is, this I meant to do this this morning. I didn't do it. But I did jerk off last night. And I i mean, we haven't really talked about jerk off methods, I would say.

Speaker: ah recently. um It's been a couple of years. Probably like 10 years, right? Give me an Give me an update. Yeah, I jerk off. So the thing is, I jerk off. I wrap my willy in toilet paper and just jerk it. I just jerk off in toilet paper like a condom.

Speaker: That's... How does that work? It's great. It's the easiest. this is what Look, there's a method to it, okay? Are you tearing it? yeah No. You have to wrap it like you like a fucking... guy would wrap a turban around his head. yeah Yeah.

Speaker: No, not like a wound. No, no, no. If you wrap it tight like that, you'll shoot through the toilet. I've done it before. one then like And like you said, we call that friendly fire.

Speaker: That was great. You call it Gerald Coles when you come on yourself friendly fire. And that's just going to be a term from now Just what it is. Just what it is. You come on yourself and you friendly fire. So what you do is, okay, picture, picture, ah I'm going to get an accident.

Speaker: it's but Picture, picture a, picture a hot air balloon, okay? So okay well you what you kind of want to do is you kind of want to make almost a hot air balloon shape around the tip of your head.

Speaker: But you want to have a gap there because you because the other head. feel Your other head, right. Not your head. No more cocky. Yeah. So you have to do that. And then what you have to do is once you wrap it around a couple of times, then you have to go, mean, start to like fat, not fasten It's the wrong word.

Speaker: crazy. What the fuck? Yeah. You have to wrap it. You got to wrap it around your shaft. to like put it in place right now i am i sent you tiktok don't know you saw it or not i'm a dry jerker i don't use lube don't use water don't use blood fuck right don't spit on that shit like i've said i'm documented i do not spit on my shit don't want somebody else spitting on my shit don't want that not even they're like giving you a blowjob they can't go but i do no i don't actually like blowjobs but actually what i will say is i don't like i forgot i was gonna um, other way. So you wrap the fucking base, right? You wrap it good.

Speaker: The base. Yeah. You, well, not the bit, not like where you're cute, like a little bit like your shaft. Yeah. Where my shaft hair is. Right. So you wrap that good. you grab When you say base, I think where you're peeing connects to your body. Yeah. Not, nope. Not that. That doesn't make sense. A little more, a little one more than that.

Speaker: All right. You want to northbound on the shaft. yeah So you wrap that shit. Good. Right. And then, um, And then I jerk it, you know, I just jerk it.

Speaker: And then splooge comes out. Now you make the hot air balloon design on your P head because that gap, that air gap gives some time for your common shot to lose velocity.

Speaker: You're not tearing through that paper towel or toilet paper. I used to do it. So where i was going with this was I did that last night. and Typically when I, so after splooge, you just pull it off.

Speaker: trying to like show you my hand i can't do it with driving no i got it you you just pull it off and then you're done and then spray so you pull it and it's like this like the spray and then you just all you got to do is just fold it in half and then you uh what i did was i threw it in the waste bin in my in my bedroom and you didn't empty it i know and this more well i emptied last night but this morning i was like oh when i go to take a shower i gotta grab that plus it done toilet real quick easy cleanup sure uh that is still sitting in that waste bin right now just i just you know so in the in your bedroom or in the bathroom In my bedroom. The waste bin in my bedroom. No, i if I threw in the bathroom, I couldn't put it in the flush of the foot. I don't go in your bedroom, so. Yeah, i mean, you will be tonight, but yeah typically no. It's different.

Speaker: So that's how I jerk off episode 80. They're going to let guys know if you're still listening. Should we we do a plug-in? We were going to a – this started off doing a plug-in. check got plug We got me dry jerking it.

Speaker: Plug it in. Plug it in. Plug it in. Plug it in. All right, so. Add and post it. Follow us on Instagram, 2Guys1ScreenPod. P-O-D. p ah Send any comments, concerns, movie requests to 2Guys1ScreenPod at gmail.com.

Speaker: Yep. Follow us on YouTube, TikTok. Follow us on Letterboxd individually. This guy, look. This guy's a fucking. get a fucking CarPlay, piece of shit. You poor piece of shit.

Speaker: You're driving a fucking Jeep Cherokee or whatever the fuck that is. You CarPlay. You have CarPlay. You're fucking poor. for For content. Content? contact Context. Context.

Speaker: God, forgot the X. He has a fucking, like, one of those Johns, like, stuck to his windshield with his phone with the GPS on it. Just use CarPlay. That's poor people's shit. Big. And, like, Android has their own version. so So it's just like, there's no excuse anymore.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. ah Go check out our physical media podcast. Yeah, you want it? mean, you tried. Yeah, do you fucking want it? I'm going to throw this mic in my mouth. oh Yeah. Did you want that stirrup of me jerking off? Probably not. No, but it's fine. You want me to fucking slurp derp on your hurt derp? Yeah, I do.

Speaker: i mean you should I mean, you should definitely check all that out. It's in the description, by the way. How long you been recording for? 12 minutes? I mean, I don't know. The only time we did her plug it in 12 minutes in was that other episode where we did like 25 minutes in.

Speaker: That was why. It was like the fly or something like that. I was on a time schedule. Yeah, I was on a time crunch. Isn't 12 minutes, like, good, though? It's like, ladies, let us know. What's 12 minutes?

Speaker: Look, here's the thing with me with jerking off again, to go back to this really quickly. And my and my cousin's not going to like this, but you're one of the 50 fans we have now, so it just doesn't fucking matter. um But you matter.

Speaker: I think you don't matter. But just, like, one opinion is not. You know what I mean So... When I jerk off nowadays, I'm just jerking off to get the cum out. So I'm not jerking to enjoy it. I'm just jerking it because I need to just get the cum out.

Speaker: So I'm not trying to last 12 minutes jerking my shit. I'm just trying to cum out. See? Isn't that crazy? I guess. I mean, you don't want buildup, right? No.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, right. So you don't even want to do it because you're horny. You just do it to do it? I mean, last night I was a little horned up. Sure. Why? Because you were cumming. That's what it what yeah what it is.

Speaker: yeah so i mean I just had to jerk real quick, and then I just i let let one out. But because of my work schedule, sometimes it gets so busy that I'm only jerking it like once a week. yeah So when I shoot, it's like fucking rope.

Speaker: I do it to sleep sometimes. Yeah. ah That doesn't work for me anymore. Not anymore? When I was a kid, worked big. But now it doesn't. Now it doesn't. Okay. Yeah. yeah because When you're a kid and you fucking shoot rope, you're a little kid and you're shooting a You're shooting out more rope, you know, in propositions.

Speaker: You're shooting down more rope than your body. So it's a lot of you, you know? You don't have the stamina. I can't tell I'll fall asleep or pass it out due to dehydration.

Speaker: You know what mean? Like, what the deal? Yeah, it's just like, you know, if you were a Madden player, your stamina bar is not 99 overall. all you're Not at all. You're down like the 30s. Sure. You have build that shit up. Take me out, coach. Yeah, I'm a but yeah i'm gas in the field. Flash red. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, that's just what it is. Yeah, it is. So, I mean, we keep talking about cum, you'll find out. But ah we we we just had lunch. We had a nice lunch. It was nice. We had nice lunch. What'd you get?

Speaker: I mean, I know what you got, but what tell the people. I got a smash burger. I'm in smash burgers. What exactly is a smash burger? right yeah i Picture this, right? Picture some ground beef. I saw it. Picture some ground beef. or just look at you Is it like tenderizing your meat like you would do it a chicken that's what i was gonna say is just like picture meat after you eat it right no it's just ground beef right and then you make a patty and a ball typically for a smash burger the optimal size is some real gay shit but the optimal size about four ounces want what you're looking for right you got four ounce ball of ground beef you throw that bad puppy on the plancha the plancha on the grill flat top and you smush it and you make it go flat all right

Speaker: been all the rage because they're thin, they're pretty juicy, they're tender, they're quicker to cook, quick cook, easy cook on them. And that's what that is. And then for fun, you stack them up.

Speaker: Nice. You know, like Jenga. Right. And then ah it has some sauce and some, you know, lettuce and tomato on it. Yeah. Fun, good fries. i I had a, what they call it, BLT by the sea. By the sea.

Speaker: It's essentially... ah BLT, but instead of... You know... I mean, there was tea on there. Was enough tea? Huh? Was it not enough tea for your liking? Not enough tea for me.

Speaker: Okay, that's fair. That's just me. But that but the the F, the fish, was fresh. Fish. Oh, yeah. wait It was haddock. It was real nice haddock. A little fucking kick to it, if you're into that. Yeah. um big Big.

Speaker: Bro, like, it's been a while since I've had haddock. Yeah. Right? ah It was fucking... flaky and not fucking gay. Not like white. Yeah. yeah You know, like it was real nice.

Speaker: Yeah. like It was cooked to perfection as some would say. Right. And when I said the F for I meant fish, not. ah Right. just Just cut that. Yeah. nick Cut that out. You can't say that. Yeah. Ruh-roh. um oh Yeah. Thank you.

Speaker: so you know what? I'm happy you enjoyed it. The bread selection on that for that drawing was interesting. It was rye. Yeah. i don't like rye. I'm not a w rye guy. Fuck a rye. No, not at all. Not even a little bit. Well,

Speaker: You liked it. I do. It was good. I'm not a Jew, but I like rye. Fact. You know I mean? Right. Because it's Jewish rye. Yeah, your answers were not branded with numbers. It had some dill mayo.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, what it is. That was gas. I don't know. You don't like dill? Honestly, i said it's what it is because I didn't know what your take on dill was. i love dill. just left it out. Out of the equation.

Speaker: Like, okay, you're a pickle guy, right? Big pickle guy. Are you one of those fucking fruitcakes that like bread and butter? Love it. but You know what? I tell you something else?

Speaker: Sure. At my old job, that one we talked about in this restaurant. Yeah. um I used to make bread and butter pickles from scratch. And let me tell you, if you let me make those pickles for you, pull your fucking socks off. I bet. Because, you know. Because I'm a chef.

Speaker: I know. Yeah. I'm nothing. I yeah guess. ah fun Because my dad's a big bread and butter guy. Yeah. Right? And his new thing, right? Yeah.

Speaker: Since I moved back home, his big thing is, like, he wants to make, like, way too much food. I think it's because I'm fat. He's by just trying to keep himself busy cooking. Or is he not cooking?

Speaker: Your definition of cooking and his definition of cooking are two very different things. if he's home like trying and use the stove or whatever, that's cooking for him. Oh, yo yeah, sure. yeah But like he he thinks he needs like everything.

Speaker: In between the non-flashbacks. Right. Sorry. He needs he needs like everything. So like he needs the the main, right? Yeah. Two sides and sides.

Speaker: extra shit on the side. Yeah, it's like the it's like the the nutrition plate that got passed around for a while that people would just promote. like This is the healthy way to eat. Yeah, so this man's big thing is like he's a big beat guy.

Speaker: My dad, too, loves beats. Loves a beat. It must be an older guy thing. It's definitely an older guy thing, but beats pretty good. I don't know if I've ever had... He gets them from the can, though. Yeah, it's rough. Honestly, dude, I gotta say this really quick. Nothing up to, interrupt you but the...

Speaker: During COVID, I got grossed out by beets because my dad, my grandma stayed with us. My dad and my grandma would make beets and then they would they cook them from scratch. You just boil because they're soft like a potato. Right.

Speaker: And then they would cool them, put in the fridge, and then they would just be at the dinner table every night. And then you just would never know if you were eating beet that was cooked that day or beet from last Tuesday. You know? So, you you just eat enough cold beets in a row, you just go, this is disgusting, don't want to eat this anymore. Or you just got kind of, like, spooked.

Speaker: Yes. Yes. you got spooked out. Spooky season beats spook me out. But he really likes spears. Yeah. You know? Right. Not Edge. No. Like, pickle spears. he should like Spears. I mean, he should like Edge. Edge is a great dude.

Speaker: He likes Edge. Oh, good. Yeah. You said not Edge. Well. He likes Edge. He likes Edge, sure, but. Yeah. See, when. Okay, um that's another tangent. And he he keeps buying. I don't know how many times I tell him. Like, yo, I don't um really fuck with bread and butter.

Speaker: And he keeps buying them. Is he buying bread and butter spears? Yeah. so you might How do you like eating your pickle? Spear or sliced? Like a coin. um I'm a coin man.

Speaker: Coin? Yeah. So do you just straight up eat pickles or do they have to be out like, I'll fucking down a whole jar of pickles. i don't care. i don't buy pickles, though. Like, I mean, you saw my apartment. It's like a fucking raccoon. there's nothing in there. Yeah, nothing. i mean, there's the wall. That's about it. well you work at a restaurant, so you probably, like, yeah nibble there, right? Yeah, i if I do some nibbling. Yeah, I do. Are you allowed?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. No, so I'll eat, like, the bread and butter pickles that we made at my old job. I would just eat those out of the container. Yeah, sure. Bake. I mean, was endless. That's how I usually eat my pickles. But I'm more of a gra i'm over a grazer. I just walk by. i'll grab a couple, two, three pieces, you know, go do whatever I'm doing, come back, eat a couple more pieces. That's how i operate. I'm not mad at that.

Speaker: I'm not mad at these whites. I'm going to get pink. I think. That was no good. o yeah I definitely got caught. Come on. No way, dog. ah That shit was like in my asshole. yeah I was the one where the guy fucked me up.

Speaker: Yeah, but we came back, the second visit? That trip or no? The first one? No. This was the last one we went to. um Well, for the listener, we've just we didn't even get to what we were wanted to talk about. No. Which is, we're going to Bull Moose right now.

Speaker: um Right. And we're literally pulling in. We talked the entire time of this trip. So we're going to go in there. Gerald has a fuck ton of shit. I do. I mean, a literal just going right here because I can't parallel park that well. Yeah, that's fine. And you have to get on water and just water this.

Speaker: um yeah Joe, there's a fuck ton of shit back here that he's going trade in. You got lot money for it. Yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up. We're going talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye. All right, we're back, bitches. We're out of Bull Moose. And, I mean, we had a good time.

Speaker: We had a good time. It is overcast. I, like, didn't really see anything where I was dead set. Set dead. um And I had money. I mean, you got...

Speaker: man had a fucking, you cashed in some drawings that you got 130 beans for. Yeah, and I only spent 30 of it. And the way that we went shopping, you'd think that I was the one that got the 130 beans. Because you just dropped 130 beans.

Speaker: Yeah. And I had a $15 credit, which was basically nothing. I really don't think we should talk about what we bought because I feel like that would ruin an episode of Yeah, You Want I mean, that's just how it is, This is what it goes. This is a public episode.

Speaker: Yeah, dude. All of them are. i No, know. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it was, we could, but, you know, it's not. It's not. Because you fuck some answer.

Speaker: J.G. Wentworth Avenue, yo. Yo, I hate this fucking turn here. It makes me turn on the street, screete and it's just it's just annoying, and it's just back roads until you get to the highway for a while.

Speaker: Really? So, basically... We were going to go to a second Bull Moose, and we can't because of time constraints because we have 645 movie to see the Black Phone 2, which is what this episode will be about eventually.

Speaker: Yeah, maybe. It's just not yet. You're just going to have to get through this fucking schlop. I don't know how much of this is staying in, like we said earlier. but I mean, I feel like the whole that whole first car ride is fair game. It's got to stay, right? I mean, me talking about how I jerk off wild. Yeah, that's...

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, and then you're just like, we we just got talk about, you know, your first experience at Alamo. this is, you know, I've talked a big game about Alamo. Big. So it's just like, you know, does it up to hype?

Speaker: I hope so. You know, we got to get, we got to go watch this movie and then sit down in my apartment and figure out the cast list and, you know, record the rest of this episode.

Speaker: Right. Are we still using my phone? That's fine. Oh, we have to. I mean, if we keep doing it this way, it would make sense, right? It would. Yeah, because it was just like we had to like talk quietly like we were in a library doing the Yeah, You Want It, the Live from Boston series.

Speaker: And now we can just kind of talk at full volume, and it only picks up what we're saying. we're sitting right next to each other. I mean, make no mistake, I could suck you or you could suck me. I guess I – is it my turn to tell people how I jerk?

Speaker: I mean, that would be <unk> be a nice change of pace to find out how you jerk. I mean, I could tell you how you jerked off in sixth grade. i know that. i know Yeah. then I saw it. A pillow. Yeah. I just, I mean, you just, I just nutted on a pillow. You just left it there. yeah It was like an Ottoman. And I just had a pillow and I just fucking turned it over and nutted on the pillow. I just fucking left it there six it there. For some reason, it was point of pride for The first one to ask, that's my jerk off pillow. Yeah. And you just, they're like, yeah, look at that shit. Right. I fucking jerk off. I do.

Speaker: So I don't know about you, but I'm like, I'm a morning showerer. Can take a guess how you jerk off real quick? Sure. Because I feel like i maybe I've heard this. Okay. Did at any point, maybe you still do this, do you lay on your side and jerk off into a towel? I used to. All right. Okay. So I got that one. I've upgraded. all right. Let's hear it now.

Speaker: I'm a nice shower. Okay. So I take showers in the morning. I'm a morning shower. I just lied. Okay. I take a morning shower 100%. Because that's very important to this conversation before you call me foul. Okay. Yeah?

Speaker: Yeah. So I'm a jerker at night. Yeah. Oh, we got some fucking... Got some fucking... Can you get pulled over for recording and driving? that against the word Is that against the law? I'm not too sure.

Speaker: Probably. Well, either way, if they stop us, I mean, we're like, Officer, have you heard the podcast? We're kind of big. We're big. We got $50. Who's this fucking guy? Who's this fucking retard? Hey, say hello to all the fans!

Speaker: hey say all the far i mean yeah I heard that nothing. You didn't say shit. Yeah. All right. So before you fucking violate me here. I'm not violating you. I'm going to violate myself.

Speaker: I picked up. Yeah. So. Oh, did you mind with the mic? So I usually don't have like tissue or anything in my room.

Speaker: No. So the new go-to, right? Yeah. Is get under the covers, but You got to be comfortable. I do jerk off under the covers. Yeah. You gotta to get under the covers, right? You just lay in there just dick out. Like, just exposed. It's crazy.

Speaker: Yeah. No dick out. You know what it is with the blanket, too? When cover yourself in the blanket, the darkness, you can't see you're doing. And I can, if I'm in daylight, I can, like, see my peripheral, my hand just jerking myself. And i don't like watching that.

Speaker: You don't like watching yourself jerking? No, i don't like that. You're not like, yeah? You fucking like that? Yeah, you want to spank it? Yeah, no. All right, so this is going very vile. I'm listening. i don't know.

Speaker: How I feel about saying this. Oh, I mean, I'll cut it if you want. What's the time stamp, by the way? What time are we? How we? 26 minutes. All right, well, keep that in mind. 26 minutes, you're all talking about how fucking comes.

Speaker: So I just kind of sit there, right? Yeah. Put my hand in my pants. Okay. I just fucking busted my boxers. but ah suckha ah I mean, that's fine. yeah but then I sit in it.

Speaker: Then I fall asleep like that. Okay, see, that's wild. I mean, right? You bust all in your box. It's just wet. Yeah. I mean, Matt is... Is that crazy? all right, well... All right, this... It's not crazy because... And we have to cut this, and I'm sorry to the fans. You just can't hear this. And if you want to hear it, let us know, and we'll put on Patreon.

Speaker: But you just can't hear of this, okay? Okay.

Speaker: The problem is that I was like 16 and you're like a 27 year old adult doing that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's fine. That's kind of an issue. And you just leave it there. And are you busted fat loads or sometimes are you shooting fucking ropes? It depends.

Speaker: Yeah. And you just like get all mangled in your pubes. What pubes? Are you like clean, clean shaven? Like right now, I know you like a little bush, so i kept some. Yeah, right. You know, but typically you're like, it's like nothing.

Speaker: Usually. Really? Yeah. Hmm. So it's kind of like moisturizer if you really think about it. I don't know if there's any scientific evidence that come as moisturizer, but if it is, I mean, you must have a fucking soft grundle.

Speaker: I mean, but I mean, there's like a lot of protein in there. and Right. Yeah. I mean, if you were eating it, but you're not. I'm not. You're not eating I'm not. Let me get that straight. that's I'm not friendly firing into my own mouth. Let's just put that out there. You are friendly firing all into your fucking grundle and it's kind of wild.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, When you wake up in the morning and like you go take a piss, how bad is the fucking smell? doesn't. No smell? No. No cum smell? No.

Speaker: How do you sleep? What do you sleep in? What do you When you go to bed, what are you wearing? Down there? and In general, yeah. Oh, like a t-shirt, boxers, and shorts.

Speaker: So you go to bed and you're ah you just letting that rubble around in there? Yeah, well, it dries. um Obviously, yeah, it's fast drying. like alcohol. It fucking evaporates. It's just gone.

Speaker: Gone. Yeah. um I mean, yeah i don't know what to say about that. That's not all the time. It's just sometimes. Yeah. Is that kid fucking fondling himself? That kid rode the short bus and it's right there.

Speaker: It's literally right there. I called it. That's the short bus he was on.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, i i get that you shower in the morning, so it's like all gone. But there is definitely make no mistake some days that we get on the podcast and you go yeah, I didn't shower yet. So I don't know if you're sitting through a whole podcast recording. You fucking dried up couple of your gruntles. No, if I do. No, if I do that.

Speaker: Yeah. I shower. Make it a point shower. sureing Okay. Sure. Just come on the podcast. You go, I've not showered. It's just code for i haven't jerked it. Right. I did not jerk off today. Yeah. i yeah i mean, I'll be fair. I've jerked it minutes before we start. I've finished watching a movie.

Speaker: Going in jerked and then be like, yeah, ready. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's happened a lot of times. That's fair. And I just had to get nut out. Right, because you can't be, you know. Yeah, it's just in there. It's like it just fucking needs to come out.

Speaker: You know? I wouldn't want you to be all horned up. No. I mean. Maybe. Maybe. But, I mean, i can't bust in the podcast. be crazy. I mean, you could. That's for Patreon. gotta pay for that. Yeah.

Speaker: No, I don't even think you can put that. That's gotta be on OnlyFans. Yeah. No, but would just be an audio file. It wouldn't be visual. You're just to see it. Can that still be allowed? that allowed? Yeah, I mean, they have, like, audio... like Audio sex on Patreon?

Speaker: Audio sex, and, like, they have, like, arousal whatever's on, like, Spotify. Like, dirty talk? Yeah. So, busting wouldn't be that crazy, would it? ah ah guess not. I guess not.

Speaker: Well, did want to tell you on this podcast about yeah ah unrelated to... don't know. You've made it through the fucking dirty talk for now. But unrelated to all that, yesterday i was at work and I was talking to whoever about Black Phone.

Speaker: I was going to see it. Black Phone 2. And you know how I am. my heart you know One of my hottest takes, I feel like I have a of plethora of them. But the one that seems to bring up the most contention on this podcast is that just don't like Ethan Hawke.

Speaker: at all and i realized how much of an issue it is because like i went to work and then i was just i just shit on ethan hawk at work ah like this you got like some otherworldly beef with this man yeah not like odo beckham duke type shit like i just like talk bad yeah right uh and it's just like i was telling this guy that i work with that i didn't like the purge the first one and not the movie called the first purge the first purge to be released just called the purge yes that movie i think is an absolute dumpster fire i gave it a half star on letterboxd that's you can go see my review it's not mean i guess it's hot but like the average rating on letterboxd is 2.8 so what are we talking about here so it's like an average movie it's mid but you bit you hate it i hated it i big couldn't fucking stand it uh and i said that and you know we just kind of went through one by one of his filmography and i was like yep trash trash trash and these i mean

Speaker: As I was going through it, it kind of drew a crowd. that there were a lot of people working, but you know, I had, I probably had three people. And I can only imagine you're probably screaming. No, I was in the dining room and there people in there. Like, yes, I wasn't screaming, but like, I mean, I definitely had like monitor my voice volume. you And your words. My DV.

Speaker: Yep. And your vocab. Correct. I mean, that's hard to know. mean, look, fuck gets thrown around shit gets thrown around i can't there's no filter for that those words anymore i just say them sure and most of the time and you can attest this i don't even realize i said it yeah it's just so you know people go excuse me i go what did i say there you said fuck oh no i didn't ah yeah you did i'm like oh it's just like regular it's like saying and it's just a regular word yeah is that yeah so what i'm saying is i had three people around me around my fucking bitch ass

Speaker: And they're all telling me Ethan Hawke's great, right? And i'm just I'm just that one guy dying on this hill that I don't like him. And i don't think I don't think his movies are good. and i was like I mean, I started with Sinister, and the bartender did not like that.

Speaker: Let me tell you which. I mean, he was not happy. Look, Sinister's one of the greatest horror movies ever made. i mean, that's insane. What? That's literally insane. That's a top ten.

Speaker: I don't... All time. I wrote it my review. People walking around in the dark. or specifically Ethan Hawke, Walk Around the Dark, is just kind of crazy to put it in top 10 for me.

Speaker: Well, now we've got to do it for the pod next horror month. Let's do it. I'm game. I'm locked. um Sure. Let's lock it. Okay. Let's lock it. And I can't wait to do, all right he's walking around the dark. Yep. And then it's just going to prove my point on how fucking mid it is.

Speaker: It's fucking mid. Is that what I look like? What's that name? ah Look, i I am more than open to doing that, okay?

Speaker: Sure. Let's do it. Now, hear me out. Hear me out. If you hate the first one, I don't even want to know what you think of the second one. Second what? Sinister or the other one? No, Sinister 2. I haven't seen it, so I don't know. It is one of the worst.

Speaker: Is Ethan Hawke in it? No. Oh, it's probably better. Just kidding. No, i'm just kidding. sinister Sinister, I hadn't really like fully formed my Ethan Hawke hate. When I watched Sinister, it was one of the first Ethan Hawke actually watched in my life.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. That movie, unfortunately, has Ethan Hawke in it, and it's fucking stupid. So it's just to lose-lose. But I will tell you this, okay? Let me just defend myself a little bit with this.

Speaker: Do you at least like the premise? Of Sinister? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give it that. All right. But here's I'll say about Ethan Hawke, right? He was in Training Day. I have no nothing bad to say about Training Day. Training Day a great movie. Shout out to Namians.

Speaker: Shout out Brian. Shout out to your Uncle Denzel. He's killing it. Yeah, he is. He is killing it. Yeah. So, and he wants the uncut. release of the fly and he's just not going to get it and that's you know i know jill's telling you that it's just coming from me now like i'm just not sending that over the internet to you you can just like come visit me with jerald and like we can sure or when you come on the pod yeah we can afterwards we can just play it in the mic yeah we can go over the footage then but we're just not doing it you know i'm just not saying that over the internet it's wild um so i love that movie uh training day i also love gattaca gattaca's great gattaca's great love that movie watched school for some reason and you're gonna say he's a kid in that movie but uh dead poet society i mean what are we you what are we doing

Speaker: a great movie. And look at this fucking, who even is that? You jaywalked. I mean, there's not even like a, you're not even black and you jaywalk. Oh, it's like a hippie. Oh, he's fine. Yeah. Stoner.

Speaker: Um, dead poet society, pretty good. And, I also liked that movie, uh, the Northman with Bill Skardsguard, but it's because, uh, Ethan Hawke dies in the first 10 minutes. so that's why i like that movie. Isn't ah Anya in that too?

Speaker: Anya is a piece. Yeah. But do-ing, do-ing, do-ing, play the button, Nick. Do-ing, do-ing, do-ing. So either way, didn't like that fucking... Most of this filmography, I'm like over-fucking rated. And I was just, you know defending this to the death.

Speaker: And look, the Black Phone 1, you love that movie, right? You gave like a four? Yeah. I gave it a three. And I wanted to watch it again last night, but the problem is said to jerk it. All right.

Speaker: Yeah. Priorities. Sure. Be caught up black bone lore or your kids i mean um jerk it. I mean, I'm pretty sure I know the lore. Yeah. It's the grabber. Yeah. He fucking grabs kids. At the end, he fell through that fucking floor trap and he like crushed his leg. Right. Spoilers for black bone.

Speaker: Yeah. yeah Yeah. I forget the main kid's name. But the one time I saw it was in theaters. Yeah. It's like Terry or Jerry or one of those. Yeah. One of those. Billy. He hit him in the back of the head. Yeah. No, he didn't.

Speaker: His brother. Right? His brother hit him in the head and the back of the head with the axe. I just remember him falling through a floor trap getting stuck. Yeah. He got a stick stuck. I'm pretty sure the kid made the trap, but his brother found out that he was grabbing all these kids.

Speaker: ah yo Hey, yo. yeah I mean... That's a fact. He's called the grabber. He's got the kids. He's in Fortnite now. Yeah. That's fucking sus. Yeah, I mean, that mask was fire. Yeah, super fire. Clean.

Speaker: Yeah. And he fucking... tortures kids, I think. Maybe. He kills them. He definitely kills them. He eventually kills kids. Except that one kid. He didn't kill that kid. Well, kid fought back. Yeah, that kid fought back. Well, he kept answering the black phone.

Speaker: Right. When G.I. answered the black phone. Right. Yeah. Because the... Yeah. So...

Speaker: i Look, I'm very... Going into this, I'm very open-minded to the ah movie. I think the trailer looks great. We're on record seeing trailer looks great. I think it all... This has... the potential to, so I would say this, it has the potential to erect itself into my top five ah because there's been so much slop this year.

Speaker: Yeah, it could be the best horror movie of the year. Very well easily could be the best horror the year The problem is Weapons is pretty good. Yeah, but isn't that more thriller?

Speaker: For me, it is, yes. But if you look back, but I think people are calling a horror. Yeah. I think we're not calling it horror because we're not. Well, I've never seen it. Right. And that's just okay. And it's fine. That's just okay. Yeah. It's it's realistically... It's more thrilling. You're right. I know... is it better than Peter?

Speaker: Peter's good. Peter's really good. And Peter was this year. Was it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Beginning of this year, yeah. Peter's really good. Peter. um

Speaker: I should have probably just bought the Blu-ray. it was $24. $24.

Speaker: Of what? Weapons? Weapons. Nah, for $24, it's kind of high. Yeah. Man, I gave it a $4, but $24 is kind of, like, ridiculous. For Blu-ray? yeah Yeah, if it was a 4K for $24, that's better. Yeah, that's game.

Speaker: That's for game for sure. Presents also came out this year. Presents, I don't think is horror either. Yeah, that's definitely not, right? That's Thriller. Check our episode on Presents. That's thrill. It's one of our best episodes, honestly.

Speaker: Because we barely make any, like, weird jokes. Just the weirdest jokes we make are about... White people, actually. White people names. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, there's that. And that's cool. So, if you think that we only hate against minorities.

Speaker: I mean, we don't. We don't. Everyone can get it. I hate everybody equally. I mean, I just, yeah, I just don't want to be spoken to. And in the words of a chef I used to work for, I wear AirPods that play nothing against them. Don't fuck off. Right. That's just what you I don't do that. But, I mean, I just kind of channel that.

Speaker: Right. I just don't want to talk to you. you know, if you're a fan and you want to write in or call in or whatever, you we're we're happy to talk to you. You know? Hopefully you're a fan. Right. And if you're Patreon, I'll fucking suck you.

Speaker: We can't, we, yeah, we can't, well, that's, but we can't promise that, but I would, that's prostitution. But you know, like, yeah, yeah. We're, we're saying that like be legally correct, but you know, we just, you know, right, so I just want to go back really quickly. and yeah We don't have to. We don't have to. Gerald and I got up 40 minutes ahead of us to go home still.

Speaker: We don't got to record a whole 40 minutes. I don't really give a fuck. But you did say this, and I am curious. you said You said just now, the word came out of your mouth, that Sinister is a top 10 all-time horror movie.

Speaker: Yeah. All time. Yeah. So what you got to give me 10. you got give me ten You don't got to give me it in order, but I need to hear the 10 that you're putting in with Sinister. Okay. Okay.

Speaker: That's tough. Whenever you're babe.

Speaker: All right. So it's Sinister. Yeah. any Any order. Sinister. didn Yeah. No, right. Just 10. Re-Animator. Okay. um Okay. For me. Yeah. No, fair.

Speaker: I'm going to put Return the Living Dead. Yeah. That's the one I had my head. Evil Dead 1.

Speaker: What? Okay. What, over 2013? That's your problem? I don't think 2013 is a top 10 greatest sport of all time. No way. No. I don't think Evil Dead, any of it should be in there. but like For me, it's subjective. It is Evil Dead should be in in in a 10 greatest sport of all time. I would agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker: But not for me. I'll probably put Midsommar in there. Well, we're all over. What? What? No, we're just all over. Keep going. on How many we got so far? Five?

Speaker: Yeah, that's five. All right. You got five. Five more? Yeah. ah OG Texas Chainsaw. For sure. Gotta be there. Has to be. Gotta to be there. It's gotta be Kane. Yeah. It's gotta be Kane.

Speaker: I was going to say Halloween, like OG, but the more that I think about it. See, the problem with that is like it's it's like influential, but it's not like great. Sure. It's good.

Speaker: Good. Not great. You know? ah None of the Friday and the 13th are in that list. And I'm a big part six guy. Wait, just real quick to go back to how we're not in it.

Speaker: um what Not in the list. This might be hot. This is super fucking hot. Listening. I'm putting trick or treat in there. Okay, so here's my thing, right? I just i just don't i just don't... If you can just explain this to me. If you're saying it's top 10 greatest all time, you're putting trick-or-treat... This my opinion.

Speaker: No, no. It can be your opinion. That's fine. But when recorded the episode, you didn't give it a five. So you're thinking these is all these all have to be five-star movies? I mean, if you're saying the great top 10 greatest of all time to you, I feel like these are fives.

Speaker: Now, granted, when I tell you my top 10, I don't have that either. I'm just saying. are we Okay, is American Psycho a horror movie?

Speaker: It falls in like that, like... It's really close. It's like a serial killer... Like Silence of the Lambs. It's very close. But not. But it's not. It's not. It's because if it was, it would be in there.

Speaker: 100%. But it's not. I personally, when I think of... like we were just in Bull Moves. American Psycho, I don't think, was in the horror section. No, what was it? In drama? Thriller? I think Bull Moves just has like A to Z. And it has horror.

Speaker: I would say no. I vote no. But again, it's also subjective. So you whatever you want. Sure. you can choose to put or you don't. Whatever. I don't care. It's like some people classify Ghostbusters as horror.

Speaker: That's crazy and you're insane. It's like a horror comedy. don't think it's horror at all, but okay. Alright, so you got six. Damn. you have five? got... I got six. I put Trick or Treat.

Speaker: Okay. You got three more. I got a big you haven't said yet. Big. I got... You got math problems. I got four more. If I have six, six plus four is ten.

Speaker: Yeah, okay. Go ahead. i' Sorry. Yeah, you should be. I'm going to fucking rim you. You said there's a big one that I'm not putting in there? That you don't have yet, yeah. Are you thinking American Werewolf? I mean, that'd be my list, that's one i'm thinking of now.

Speaker: Because after this recent watch, it's little downy. You are resident hater of that movie now? No, I'm not a hater on it.

Speaker: um Sinister. I said that already. know. Funny. What? It's just funny. Jaws won. Johns. You could say it's not a horror, but you're wrong. and I mean, it definitely horrified people.

Speaker: Sure. yeah You can call it a creature feature. It's fine. Whatever you want to do. Because technically werewolves is like a creature feature. That's true. but but But creature feature is within the horror genre, no?

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, but King Kong is a creature feature, but it's not a not a horror movie.

Speaker: i yeah i Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right, right? ah Yeah, I guess I never thought about King Kong being a creature feature. There's always exceptions to the rule, though. Yeah. I'm going put...

Speaker: I'm going to put Nightmare 1. Nightmare 1 is Masterpiece. You got to put Nightmare 1. Have to. That's an all-timer. So now I'm at 7. Correct. 3 more. Yeah. This is going hot for you. like it hot on my chest.

Speaker: I'm going to put the OG Frankenstein. Okay.

Speaker: Movie's goaded. that's eight, two, one.

Speaker: this is hard because there's lot of them.

Speaker: Yeah. You know what I mean? I think it's like you just got – there's just a big one you just – just missing. Are you sure? oh I'm positive. What is it? I'm not telling you. Why? Because you're telling me Sinister's top ten. So if it's top ten, name ten.

Speaker: There's no way Sinister's over this movie. Just no way.

Speaker: Come on. Come on, finish it up here. What else have we done for Horror Month? This year? The one I'm thinking of is not. We haven't done it at all. But I'm just trying to think of more horror movies for you to use.

Speaker: Snap-on, strap-on. Maybe. Maybe. Okay, we're still going. i mean it's crazy I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy we're this far and you haven't even named this film yet. Candyman's not in there. Candyman's not in there for me either.

Speaker: The Fly? Influence for sure. The Fly, I think, would be one, yes. putting The Fly in there for sure. Okay, so you one spot left. one spot left. Yeah, got one spot left. And that's fucking insane. You got one spot left, Daddy. This list might be fucking dog shit.

Speaker: I mean, you did it off the top your dome, which is valid. Right. and i probably And I'd probably, I would say I'd use between four to six of the ones you said.

Speaker: I'm going to, it's last last year's Horror Month? I'm telling you the one i'm thinking we didn't do for Horror Month at all. i just I was just saying, what have we done for Horror Month? Like, get some ideas flowing. Yo, Loki, it's not, want to put that movie, because that movie's so fucking good.

Speaker: What movie? I want to put Poughkeepsie Tapes. For greatest horror movie of all time? No, it's in my favorite.

Speaker: Why am I stuck on picking one more? You're stuck on Stucco. Is that Baby Noir's song? Stucco? Yeah. Yeah. um don't know why you're stuck. Well, it's up. You are, I mean, you are like, you, I mean, you have been the horror aficionado here.

Speaker: For the most part. Sure, but put on the spies. little scary. On the dome, but there's, I mean, there's a pretty big one. I don't think there is. Is it, in ah is it a, oh.

Speaker: Oh, it's Scream 1. you're playing Scream 1? Yeah. All right. how about The Shining? Ever heard that movie? of the Shining not horror? The Shining? Really? The Shining? We're putting Sinister over The Shining?

Speaker: Yes. we're doing you're okay i mean We should just cancel the podcast now. You're putting Sinister over The Shining? Sinister's in the top 10 greatest over The Shining. thing To me.

Speaker: No. I mean, that's just... I mean, I think you were trying to stand up for people who who like Sinister, and you're just doing them an injustice right now. just doing them an injustice. Well, I stand up for Sinister. Yeah, I guess you did. The Shining the shining is by far... It's better than most moves on that list anyways, but The Shining over Sinister is insane.

Speaker: It's insane. Ethan Hawke... Ethan Hawke doesn't even fucking compare to Jack Nicholson, bro. I never said did. ah You didn't, but you did put it in your top ten greatest. Yeah. going give Sinister a five?

Speaker: Or what? What Sinister's going get slapped with? It might get a five. It might get a four a half five. It's important.

Speaker: That's wild.

Speaker: Yeah, i just I just don't know. I think that's blasphemy. I think it's completely underblasphemy. I think The Shining's a little overrated. Yeah, it can be a little overrated, but it's definitely better than Sinister. Far and away.

Speaker: So much better than Sinister. It's not boring. It's got that. It's a longer film. Sinister's not boring. Sinister's boring as shit. Say it after you watch Ethan Hawke walk around in the dark for a little bit.

Speaker: And then he puts his kids to see where the fuck he does. Okay, hold on. and okay Beats his wife. Hold on. Hold on, hold There's clearly one that I missed. It's The Shining.

Speaker: It's not The Shining. There's clearly one that I missed. And I'm going to take out... Sinister. No, going to take out Friday the 13th Part 6. you mad You didn't put that in.

Speaker: Oh, I didn't? No. Oh.

Speaker: All right. I think the only one that can come out is Sinister. Okay. Right. Sisters top 20. Okay. yeah What are you to put in? The Conjuring. Yeah. The Conjuring, I mean, yeah. i Right. The Conjuring for five star.

Speaker: The Conjuring and Sinister are two of the, like, probably the scariest movies ever. I just but refuse to believe that, but The Conjuring is great. put Midsommar in there. Yeah, you did. was an interesting choice. Keep Sinister.

Speaker: Take Midsommar and put in Conjuring. Like I fuck with The Strangers and you don't. The Strangers is trash. The Strangers and Sinister is like almost the same movie. How? it' It's just people walk around in the dark room.

Speaker: It all is. People who wander around in the dark. We can watch Sinister. I don't think I own it. Sinister is scarier than... No. Yeah, Sinister is scarier than The Strangers. All right, granted you gave movies. I'll give you top ten today. You ready?

Speaker: I'm ready. I'm reanimated is my number one. And I think everybody knows that by now. I think I'm taking the years, but for sure off the dome, Texas cheese, all one, Scream one nightmare one, uh, the shining, uh, I'd probably put the fly and I'd probably put night of the return of the living dead.

Speaker: Return of the living dead. I mean, I just want pull little stroke. Yeah, I know. Uh, yeah i know ah The original Night Living Dead is actually not great. No, it's good. You know? Yeah, it is. Like, George, all due respect. We love you, George. You know?

Speaker: but Actually, don't like your fucking name, George. Well, he made Creepshow. Yeah, shout to Creepshow. Not a top ten, but shout out to Creepshow. No, mean, I could have fucked with you so hard to put the Funhouse, but... Yeah, mean, if it was a Funhouse, really would have fucked with rage.

Speaker: Then you would crashed the car on purpose. I would have potentially crashed. I like the Funhouse. Did I say The Conjuring already? No. right, well, Conjuring, I think i have six. We literally have very close the same list. And you're not going to put Jaws because you're not big on Jaws. mean, Jaws is a horrible one for the time, but Jaws also would be a list of your rank.

Speaker: I'm thinking Reanimate might slide in a 10. It's possible it would be like, if it was it a rank list, it'd be like 10. It'd be right there. Uh-huh.

Speaker: Let's see, I got like three more slots to fill now. Yeah, you do. Yeah, and fucking sold the girl ones. So like ones I'm not putting on to me, I gave 3-3-5 out of 5. I don't know if it's content of all time. It's probably the best, greatest horror anthology of all time. It's better than Creepshow.

Speaker: It is better than Creepshow. That's correct. And it's... Better than Tales from the Hood. Yes, but I do love Tales from the Hood. yeah, Tales from the Hood's great. Great for me. Because I got the fucking Buckteam.

Speaker: Yeah. Got Michael Strahan. Now, I know... Now, I know we're big Terrifier fans, but they can't make it. Nope. I love Art, but he's just not in top ten.

Speaker: You know? Maybe Terrifier 4 will change that. I'm trying to think of... It's hard to put slashers in there. Unless they're, like, different. But they're horror.

Speaker: I think with Scream, and Scream 1 in particular, Scream 1 has, like, some serious influence. You know what I mean? mean, yeah. Scream 1 is literally a parody movie. Yeah.

Speaker: that takes itself serious and also like if you add this question last year this strikes don't the descent is not but it's yeah that's Steelbook the universal classic war monster movies they are you're you're a big creature guy I like I like those movies no one I don't like that you obviously screw with you I loved i love the OG Frankenstein, OG Wolfman, thought it was great. Mummy is boring as fuck.

Speaker: Mummy is boring as fuck, and then the creature Black Olu. would say out all this, it's the one, in my opinion. Also the I think we talked about it, is great. Oh yeah, 4K is great.

Speaker: I watched, actually streamed the 4K, it was great. Wow. i I watched the steal.

Speaker: um trying to think honestly

Speaker: i don't remember you Yeah First horror movie Yeah

Speaker: i put that in there i might put that in there i mean might be over reenimator because of watch that four time

Speaker: fourteen ah what we talking yeah

Speaker: first horror movie yeah I got one more spot, and I'm not sure what that it is, but it's for fuck sure, not sinister. mean, it's definitely not sinister.

Speaker: In no fucking landscape, earth, fucking dimension is sinister.

Speaker: that's Yeah, I got to figure out tent. Now I'm trying to picture fucking wall. See, that's what I was doing. i'm like i guess not it's blank It's like blank. up and I mean it's normally blank in my head because I'm fucking retarded. yeah you know

Speaker: Want to go to Topsfield? Yeah, I mean, Topsfield had a marriage. that just Really? Yeah, I was going to say that Nami's had Topsfield marriage. Oh, but she's a fucking... Bitch. Yeah. It's probably better for her to go to the podcast.

Speaker: Yeah, for sure. You know? Oh, America's World of London. Let's... I'll grab that one. love that movie so much. It's good movie. It's just subjective. And, you know, it's just fun to talk shit about movies. Especially the ones that pissed me off.

Speaker: And it'll probably change. Uh, yeah. For sure. I would say so. i But you know what? And this is kind of crazy to say. I don't know if in the next... What's the timeline I want to get myself?

Speaker: I don't know if the next five-ish years, based on what has come out since had the Clutterbox, if any movies will crack my top ten of all time plays for horror movies. Because movies have just kind of been schlopped recently.

Speaker: If they're not schlopped, they are not horror. You know what I'm surprised you didn't put in there? What? Saw one.

Speaker: yeah that the prop with Saw is I put Saw 1 or Saw 3.

Speaker: That's a question. I fucking love Saw 3. I might actually put Saw 3 or Saw 1. To me, it should have been just let the trilogy call it. Well, I like X. X is good.

Speaker: All right. Yeah, X. I give X score. X is good. And also, I mean, big, big, big fan over here not calling out Saw.

Speaker: That was really my top and my fucking four favorites for a long time. So I'm a scam and a fraud. Yeah, I'm just saying. but So, I mean, Saw, I'm probably going to get rid of, it probably scoops out.

Speaker: It probably scoops out Re-Animator, but Re-Animator would be like 11. I can't screw out it.

Speaker: That's okay. It really fucking scared Like, it actually scared Yeah, and Sinister scared me. And that's fine. I yeah don't feel it good and it's just it was good. I'm just saying it's more than just Ethan Hawke walking around in the dark.

Speaker: mean it's like one there's like two video tapes right course yeah yeah i do these other audience of Four or five. wendy do you see him through the ru like at the end it's It's throughout. Because he keeps getting spooked.

Speaker: Yeah, that's just... don't know. You know? Yeah. Yeah, but, okay. Let's... I'm ready. Take out the whole... ah Fuck baseball. So, take take out the whole supernatural aspect of it.

Speaker: for a second. Yeah. Okay. Right. Yeah. Say you bought a house. Yeah. I mean, you know, right. Cause buy, buy, first of all, buying a house, little overrated.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Especially in today's economy. Am I right? mean, somebody else picks your shit for you. Pretty underrated. Yeah. Yeah. you mean Yeah. like oh i My shower is not working. Oh, like I just, I just call them up. Yeah. yeah Oh, I need a whole new stove. Yeah. I'm not paying for that. You pay for it. you know Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah Anyways, so, buy house. Buy a house, and you find these fucking... Dirty supernatural. How? I'm not going buy a house. No, I'm kidding. just kidding. Yeah, so you buy a house, right?

Speaker: And you are you go up in your attic, and you just find, like... Yeah, right. ah Yeah. You are? Hey. I'm not German. She's fossilized. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: Because of the ash. ash And it's a fucking... directorer comes over because I need the de oil. I need the oil. Yep, so we go in the attic. And you find, and you find literal snuff tapes, you know, that's terrifying.

Speaker: viceuff if that happened in the house Yeah. Which is what he'd found. Okay. You know, yeah. That's scary for sure. That's like happened. Yup. You know, and you know what? And if what if in between the stuff tapes, you just watch Ethan Hawke walk around in the dark?

Speaker: Do you like that? you like jazz? Do you like Ethan Hawke walk around in the dark? Then you'll like sinister. i What was that movie that you compared? You're like, if you like movies about walking around in the dark, go watch The Blair Witch.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. No, we were talking about Britch Terbitia. Oh, yeah. And I was like, if you like movies about getting lost the woods, watch The Blair Witch Project. That movie is so overrated. Over-fucking-rated.

Speaker: Wow. Now I get it. It was very influential. It was real. It damn near created um lost

Speaker: the found footage genre. But if you have not seen the movie Ghost Watch. It's live for next year already. That movie is so.

Speaker: Talk about movies that people thought were real. Yeah. They fooled an entire country. i mean literally. You know. It was a BBC documentary. Hey. How How you doing? What's going on?

Speaker: It was a BBC documentary that they just fucking showed live. Yeah. It was. Yeah. It was yeah a color It lived in color. We answered the phone. Yeah. Yeah. Get it, Living Color? Shout out CM Punk.

Speaker: Shout that black guy who's that song. Yeah, Cult of Personality? Yeah. Yeah. i mean I mean, I guess Blair Witch fooled an entire world. It fooled the US, for sure. Yeah. But definitely overrated.

Speaker: For sure. Morgan Spunk. I feel like the list of overrated horror movies is easier than list of best. Top 10? yeah It's not easier because people have different opinions about it. And I don't know how many movies I think are overrated, but I think we can both agree Blair Witch and When Evil Lurks are both easily on that list.

Speaker: There's probably someone who thinks that When Evil Lurks is like a master like but a modern day... can on Letterboxd, you'll find it. Yeah, a modern day masterpiece. I mean, people say Get Out's a masterpiece. ah get Get Out is good. um Get Out is like... Get Out is the... Not my top ten horror Get Out is the horror version of Black Panther.

Speaker: I mean... Am I wrong? You know something? People are going to listen to you say that And think I'm being racist? Right. They're gonna frighten they're going to respond with emotion, and that's fine. But if you think about logically, kind of is.

Speaker: Kind of is. I'm not... ah i loved Black Panther the first time I watched Right. And then I saw it a second time. i like, wow, this movie's actually kind of boring. just didn't see Jeff yet fucking throw.

Speaker: Now... I'm not saying that... you know um And Get Out is a substantially better movie than Black Panther. Yeah, yeah. Like way better. It really is.

Speaker: You know? And... It's not my favorite Jordan Peele. Yeah. Nope, it's my favorite Jordan Peele. That's valid.

Speaker: Which is probably a hot take. Shadow Horses. Shadow Horses and Aliens. Shadow Horses. Yeah, and shout out fucking... ah yeah Kiki Palmer. Yeah. Just fucking piece. a fucking piece. Nick with the button.

Speaker: Dying, dying, dying. Priests. said priest. Like Asian guy, but yeah, priest too. Yo, overrated movies, The Exorcist. Am I right, people? This one?

Speaker: Yeah. It's little long, I would agree. It's not, I mean, i guess it's overrated. Yeah. I mean, my parents saw it in theaters and they said that shit was scary. You know what would be, not horror though.

Speaker: What? Say it, seven? No, seven, no. That's not overrated. Seven is great. yeah I really like, no, I from like the list, like the greatest of all time. Oh yeah. I was going to say Rosemary's Baby. You fucking hate that movie. I do. That's fine.

Speaker: But don't think it's horror. i think it's thriller. Even though she's literally birthing the Antichrist. The whole movie is not horror in the typical set. I mean, it's like anxiety confusing for sure. I like the omen way better.

Speaker: The omen one is, you know, something the over one is fantastic. I say that movie's underrated. I would agree. I get the old one before half. That movie is so fucking good. Great. Great movie. The rest of it. You're not missing out. I watched him.

Speaker: Yeah. Isn't it like him? Like Damien grew up and he's like in a fucking suit. Yeah. I mean, he's like an exec. Yeah. He's like a fucking stupid douchey guy. And it's boring as fuck. Yeah. I have full reviews written on everybody.

Speaker: Like, where's the fucking devil? I just peace out, you know what mean? I just wanna fucking jerk it for Satan. Yeah. You jerk it for Harambe, I jerk it for Satan. Yeah, that's the difference between us and you. Uh, we're just kidding. i don't if I can say Satan.

Speaker: Uh, yeah. Neither am I. So, I mean, that's what it is. Let me just told you how it is and how it goes. And if you, you know what? If you have anything to say, um let us know. Tell us.

Speaker: Mark's gonna put fucking... Mark's a fucking idiot. Fuck you, Mark. Fucking stupid ass. Mark would put Arcadian in there. Mark doesn't know what Arcadian even is. That movie's horrible. Yeah.

Speaker: Genuinely a half star movie. You know I'm embarrassed I didn't put Saw. Yeah. Except it's a big one. The one I championed lot. didn't put it in there. You're big Saw guy. Saw 3. I mean, it's probably Saw 3. I like Saw 3 more than Saw 1. I love Saw 1.

Speaker: You know what we should do if we ever make a Patreon? What should we Like ranking lists. just have it on page Yeah, like quick quick 20 minute episodes ranking lists.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. mean, you got a free one just now. He did. know where You can do like top 10 saw traps. Top 10 saw guns. Yeah. Top 10 saw kills. Top 10 seesaws.

Speaker: Your fucking mom is number one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're fucking horsey-ing it. You're sitting in a fucking high top chair. High top chair.

Speaker: We were sitting at high top and I was fucking straddling chair. It had no fucking... I didn't even notice since you were like, yo, I'm riding this shit like a fucking horse. Right now, yeah, it was my fucking satchel. Oh my god. Or saddle. Saddle, not a satchel, you fucking fruitcake.

Speaker: We start calling people fruit cups. I call fruitcakes a lot of fruit cups. Yeah, you're fruit cup. You're fruit cup. Yeah, you're fruit cup. You got some fucking liquids hanging around downstairs. You know what I'm saying? Ew.

Speaker: Yeah. Fruit cups are like a little... Disgusting. Little thick. Yeah, they got some viscosity. wow yeah that's a word right there yeah all right so how about we just fucking wrap this up in my willy yeah and then uh we'll come back well i don't know how much of this is staying because we're already an hour and seven i think just keep all it you know like baby well not if unless you're in china yeah unless you need it china china or like the northeast don't they like chuck the women in trash cans yeah you need to call them women chuckers

Speaker: Now, i'm ah I'm only basing that off of The Dictator. Yeah. That's a good movie. That's a decent movie, yeah. Right. Yeah. So we'll we'll just talk to you guys soon. Yeah, after. after yeah Unless we're sitting there and we we're thinking of something.

Speaker: What, at house? Yeah. Yeah, we can start recording. I think if we do that in my house, we should just start a whole new recording. As a separate entity. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Is this going to happen on this episode? Yeah, we fucking have. Yeah, we fucking have.

Speaker: All right. Hey guys. Hey, we're still, we still haven't seen the movie yet, but I mean, we got to tell you something. Boy, what we're doing for you fucking knuckleheads is wild. Knuckleheads, you fucking, I can't say that.

Speaker: Say it. Nope. Okay. Must have been a big one. Yeah. It was one of the big ones. Oh, what's going on? basically we Basically, we got home and you took two nice, smooth logs.

Speaker: More. It just kept coming. Yeah, were there for a while. Yeah. ah And I was like, oh, I should just be... Yeah, it does suck. There's clip on this. I was like, I should... should fucking fidget with. Yeah. I was like, I should just charge the mics just to be safe.

Speaker: And i plugged it in. Plugged it in. And all of a sudden, there was no power to one of them. Yeah, and then I also lost power to the transmitter.

Speaker: Did you plug the transmitter in? Yeah, I did. I'm so fucking Mahogman Yoinman that I plugged the transmitter in, and I also... i plugged in the...

Speaker: Mikey didn't work, and then put a transmitter. She get fucking rinsed. Yeah, she can. Yo. Yo, what's good, girl? Say hello. You're on. You're blue pants. What's good? You're on. You're on two guys, one screen. going So, either way, we had Nobawa, and then we tried to ship new ones, and obviously that wasn't going fucking happen.

Speaker: Right. And it's it should be mentioned that... The same outlet that blew up your manscape was the same outlet that you plugged these into. Yeah, but thought I got a bum manscape. I just got a bum outlet. Bum outlet. Yeah. So... This outlet's been putting people on the shelf like Randy Orton in the 2000s. Yeah, 2009 Randy Orton was a fucking menace, bro. Yeah, he fucking was. Yeah, he fucking was. Big.

Speaker: So... Now, where are you going to find these mics, right? There's apparently no ah good war Amazon warehouse in the Boston area. Even though we passed a few. mean, we're recording this, and we there's been the Amazon issue, right? The hack whatever.

Speaker: Yeah, the Amazon's been going down left and right. Someone's fucking trying to get them. Yeah, they are. Don't do that. I want my money. Yeah, me too. But, so of all stores, where do you guys think that we got new mics?

Speaker: Yeah, I mean... We immediately thought it was Best Buy. We Googled Best Buy. It didn't have shite. Correct. Then we Googled. I went to. wal My next thought was Walmart. so I also went to Walmart.

Speaker: Googled Walmart. They didn't have. It wasn't in store. Online only. That's the world we live in. You did Targay. Nothing. Because you're a closeted gay. And then this.

Speaker: Is Mommy or no? Low Low key. Low key, though, not even low key, high key, when we get to Seaport, I guess we could bleep that. It's Boston. But when we get there, the amount mommies just wander through the streets is fucking wild.

Speaker: mean, it's just left and right, dime piece, dime piece, dime piece. It's out of control. i like I like that. i like

Speaker: So then I was like, no Staples, maybe? Right. And then I said, just for the record, I was like, Staples is in the same lot as Chipotle. Right.

Speaker: then we were talking about Chipotle. And then out of, I mean, field. Yeah, like an RKO. Yeah.

Speaker: I decided to say, about five below? Which also just so happens to be in the same lot as the state the aforementioned Staples and the Chipotle.

Speaker: Now you're probably thinking, right? No way. There's no way they have those. What Paul Myank? Well, guess what? Paul Myank. What? What? Here we fucking are. Yeah.

Speaker: Five below. Here we are, pull my yank. You know? And i i think I think it's both the same theory, right? That these are the exact same mics. Yeah. Right? Just little bit cheaper. Just like five. Okay, so they fuck you, right? They fuck me. So on Amazon, it's $25 and you get two mics and one transmitter, right?

Speaker: Well, at Five Below. One trans shitter. what At Five Below, you get one mic, one transmitter for $5, right? So we had to buy two. Yeah. Right? Fine. Whatever. That's still cheaper.

Speaker: Correct. But then the issue came where, like, we could hear each other through each other's jaw. Like, when we got home, opened the test them, and, yeah, we we played, we both played one individually. Then we tried to play one together.

Speaker: when we went to play one together, i was like, mine is not recording any sound. And then on your end, we could hear both of us. And we were just too fucking Mahoyman-Yoyman to realize that they just link to one transmitter.

Speaker: Which furthers our theory that it's the same fucking thing. Yeah, but also smart on these little devices to just connect to the same... John. Right. I mean, on, China.

Speaker: yeah China knows what's up, though, right? Yeah. At the end of the day. I missed the fidget. I missed the fidget. They do have clips, but the clip don't fidget. It doesn't fidget. You can't spin it around your shaft, and just doesn't work me. of holding it like this.

Speaker: Yeah. Who's beeping? Not means. Did y'all hear that? Let's not know you heard it. If not, we're going to hear it in the edit, so it's fine. Either way, we are Now we have these mics...

Speaker: And we're going, after all this, we're now finally on our way to go see the Black Phone 2 at the Alamo Draft House. My first time. I mean, I've talked so much big game about Alamo on the podcast. Don't fucking let me down. That's I'm I mean, at this point, it's out of my hand. It's up to Alamo's hands. Right. Because 9 out of 10 times, i get a good experience there.

Speaker: Like, do they have flat soda? Never. Good. i've never had a I've never had a flat soda at Alamo. i've logged I've tagged every film that I've seen at Alamo. We can give you those those details later. Oh, you say saw at Alamo Draft House?

Speaker: It's like a tag. I just call i just i just call it Alamo. Oh. So anything has tagged Alamo means I saw it at Alamo, yeah. It's over 50. It's a lot. So I've been there enough times in the past few years that I've never gotten a flat soda.

Speaker: The food is passable, you know? i mean, it's like i would put it on Buffalo Wild Wings level. I mean, yeah, but even then, it's like you're at a movie theater. Right. They're bringing you food. The fact that they even have food.

Speaker: Yeah. like It's not just corn. Like, what else do you want to suck you off to? Like, yeah don't be greedy. I mean, yeah, but that would be like probably a lot of money. Right. You know? Yes.

Speaker: So that's, I mean, what it is. That's where we're at. We're going to find out, fuck around, find out, and we're making it happen. And for just some reason, every time Gerald comes to Boston in the era of the podcast, there's just issues with technical difficulties.

Speaker: I just don't get it. I mean, yeah. I mean, you find movies that you've been looking for, though. That's fact. So there's that. I found Dogtooth today. Yeah. It's a spoiler. but Not that it was on the list, but, you know, it's fine.

Speaker: Apparently you're doing separate lists, so I don't want to tell you. No, see, now you're mad. I'm making jokes. No, I'm just kidding. I can explain. we've got to tell them we're dating now. We're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, and I'm the girl. Is that confirmed? I mean, I want to be the girl. i mean, you have a big boy job. Should we just be lesbians? Yeah. We're ginger staffs. Are they sisters? Uh, yes. Okay. Well, then we're lesbians.

Speaker: Nice. We're like those two lesbians in Bound. You gotta watch Bound. Oh, it's Jennifer Tilly. Yeah. She's got fucking big tits, yo. Hit the doling doling button, Nick. yeah Yeah. So we're dating now. We're officially a gay couple. Right. but But we're allowed to, like, have sex with other people as long as it's not men.

Speaker: That text message chain was fucking wild. Yeah, if anybody, like, hacked our Apple IDs, we're fucked. No, I mean, like, if you want to just see what it is, you just got to go on Patreon and be at, like, the $100 tier or something like that. I don't know. Then we'll drop there we'll drop the receipts. Yeah, we're not going to, mean, we're just going it'll just be a screenshot, but it'll all be, like, but redacted. Right. You can see a screenshot of just text bubbles.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, yeah, blacks. Yeah, which, shout out to Brian, bro. You're in Miami right now, I found out. Just chilling. Yeah. Good for you, dog. That's kind of crazy. we're maxing the mics the fuck out, huh?

Speaker: I don't think so. I mean, the one that we just went past by was maxed out. Ah! Yeah, that's big. That's big, yeah, but it's okay. How long have we been sitting here doing this for now? Eight minutes. Yeah, I think that's good. All right.

Speaker: Well, I mean, we'll we'll talk to you guys after after the movie. Yeah, for the actual... for that And the nice thing is we could probably just talk about the movie on the way back from the theater and then just go home and be done. That'd be fucked. That's gas. That's gas as fuck. I'm just saying. I do actually, you know, before we go, want just one more thing that I forgot. What's up? We've been, well, not, i mean, you're going to hear but saying it to you directly. Sure. You know, we're working on a new intro.

Speaker: Yes. And that's been really fun. And we're excited to, share with you guys at some point. Same music, different clips. Yeah. Yeah. i mean, we're not, yeah. You know, that, that song, whatever it is, I, I like it.

Speaker: It fits, fits our vibe. Yeah. You know, like the best royalty free music you could find. Yeah. You know, it's the, play you know, and no one's flagged it and it's fine. Right. I mean, they shouldn't.

Speaker: It's, I, look it's literally copyright free. Yeah. i mean, I looked up copyright free inspiration music for a clip and then it got flagged immediately. So it's just what it is. You know, like that's fucked. Yeah. um So we're working on that, and it's going to be done pretty soon.

Speaker: I don't know. i mean, we could do it for we could do it for December, right? Yeah, for sure, in December. It's coming out real soon. I wish we could do like ah like a Christmas, uh, it's not royalty theme. Yeah. I know. Or like a Halloween theme. Yeah. That's just too much work. It'd be cool.

Speaker: It would be cool, but i don't know how we would get around that. The only thing I think of is like, if we, I mean, we're already through horror month, but if we got like a ghost sound effect, like, whatever, yeah use that.

Speaker: Um, my voice. Yeah. dog paul may I'll take over. RIP. ah yeah You're a legend. Maybe we could do that. Yeah. Yo, that guy is mad at his wife, and he definitely beats her.

Speaker: Yeah, he's definitely yelling at her. That guy's a gym teacher who doesn't get paid enough, and he beats his wife. 100%. All right. um right All right. Well, there's a good wheel truck in front of meaning some poor people somewhere. In Boston?

Speaker: Yeah, it's hilarious. There's several go-with in Boston, but it's hilarious that where we're going in Boston, where Alma's located in Seaport, this is not, i don't think i'm doxing anything. Sure. ah There's like a thing amongst Bostonians that you never see homeless people in Seaport because Seaport's just a nice area.

Speaker: Oh, so that's like, you know, it's just, yeah. But like, then you see like a studio apartment for like 38 hunch and you're like, what the fuck is going on right now? is Christ. Yeah. I thought you paid a lot. Yeah. I do pay a lot and I'm moving at the end of my lease making a mistake. I have a shitty outlet.

Speaker: Shitty outlet, but a nice place. Yeah. yeah It's a nice place, but it's a shitty outlet. At least your fucking washer and dryer works, right? I don't, you know, this is just going three hour episode and this is what it is. Yeah. The other week, we had like a... I don't know what the fuck that thing was. in That car. I think that was a lesbian, or it's a they-them, or it's a fucking guy-girl. Hey, whatever you are, we respect it Oh, yeah, i respect you, but yeah don't look like that. Yeah. The haircut was fucking whack. What did you think of the guy in Bull Moose today?

Speaker: I fucked with him. With the long hair? Yeah, I fucked with both of them. Can I something fucking wild? Sure. He had dumper on him. Big. Yeah. Big. No, they were like super nice. It definitely wasn't that fucking fruitcake that fucked up my order last time. You keep saying fruitcake, but it wasn't that location.

Speaker: Yeah, it was. It was that one. I don't think it was that one. prop Pinky. Okay, you when you pinky, I know you're serious. i know you're being real with me. We didn't pinky promise on our relationship yet, so it's fine. But both of those, both of them people, I don't i don't want to assume their gender. Both of them. We usually both of them. Both of them. Both of them people sounds a little ridiculous. yeah Yeah, had their nails painted. Blacked out car. I fucked with it.

Speaker: Oh, and a Beamer? Yeah. Nah, mean. Is that the end? I think so. Yeah, it says it. They fucking smudged out the logo, too. Oh, it's stolen. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The other thing, too we want to know, and no one's going to answer, but it's fine.

Speaker: Are we... Do y'all want us to review Wicked 2? Because really don't want to. Uh... That fucking testicle head. I can't, what the fuck? I can't tell, is is like is his window fucking with his head? i don't know. I have to get in that lane, so we should slow down. Is he wearing, like, a yarmulke?

Speaker: Big. But anyways, we're in seaport now. I mean... This is the nice area, bro. This is, I mean, this part is, in the summertime, toll walk around here, noise. Yeah, I bet. Proper noise. Yeah. Uh, shout out to Carlos.

Speaker: And, uh... They live here? Work here. Oh. Oh, wow. They're probably making good money now. Where I used to... Where I used to work. Oh, really? I don't think we've been... Have we been over here at all?

Speaker: Never. All right. Well, we can... I can tell you more off the recording. I don't think I want to say it on here. Yeah, I don't want Doc saying anything. Yeah. Um... See, so we'll talk to you after movie. I'm going to show Gerald Seaport. We'll let you know.

Speaker: Goodbye. Bye. Hey, we're back. We're fresh out of the movie. That was... The last time we saw movie together was what? Blackphone? didn't see Blackphone 1 with you.

Speaker: Blackbag. Blackbag? Yeah. Big big and in confusion. In the theater? Yeah. Blackbag. Faux show. Didn't we see something else after Blackbag? That we didn't talk about them there on the pod? Did we?

Speaker: Yeah, right in Regal? Didn't we something together? Not that I remember. But I'm also retarded. Me too. I'm big retarded.

Speaker: Anyways... It's black phone, too. I mean, Alamo, I will say, ordered a refill, and it just took a little too long. I agree. just took I mean, was just a little disappointed in that. It wasn't a good showing for them.

Speaker: I was very tempted to press that button again. Yeah, make sure it was pressed. Yeah. Yeah. Because you've got to press it in, and then it just stays in until they get your order. that's what I did. Also... um <unk>t know what i expected from to be on my rim if you know what saying right yeah i got i got a guava marg tasted great by the way great um hey great guava is like one of my uh favorite fruits i'm coming to find out i've never had an actual guava yeah but guava flavor things flavor things one of my favorites for sure i mean is she even amazed i hope that one yeah yeah yeah in the movie no um

Speaker: But i it was dark in there, you know, so I couldn't really see what I was licking. You were licking something. I was licking something. I thought it was going to be salt, right? It turned out it was tahine. I wasn't ready for it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. right That's all they had in Mexico. Well, not all they had, but everybody was like, oh you're getting a marg in Mexico. You got to have I'm like, yeah, I don't know what that fuck that is. but I'll be honest. Tahine's a little overrated.

Speaker: little bit, right? Yeah, I don't fuck with that. don't like anything on my marg because I'm usually sipping a straw. That's fair. I like sugar rim. I don't like salt. So I can be your sugar rimmer. That's fair. If you rim your asshole in salt, sugar, I'll probably lick it.

Speaker: I don't know about that. You don't want to anywhere near my puck hole. Yeah. um yeah do we do Should we do the cast list? um Should we talk about who's in this movie? Yeah, i can pull it up.

Speaker: I mean, I didn't know how we were going to do this. we did i I'm recording. Yeah. ah We're in the car. we' that game we're there We're fresh out of this movie right now. You guys, we have an hour of content already... Like, recorded? Yeah. And we're just getting to the review of Black Phone 2 right now. Yeah, this going be little different. Nick's driving. He cannot look at his phone. No, no, no. Also, Liberty Piberty will fucking hike my insurance rate up. Right. So I'm doing the cast today. Yeah, you are. Wait, talk about who directed it first. I will. I know how this works. No, just because I want to specifically mention.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Black Phone 2 was made by Scott Derrickson. Yeah. You know who Scott Derrickson is? Who's that? Yeah, you know who directed? Black Phone 1? Sinister. You know, the topic of discussion.

Speaker: You know what? It's fucking crazy, but it makes so much fucking sense. Yes. I mean, click on Scott Derrickson for a minute. Yeah, I'm on Let's just look at his movies. Sinister, I mean trash. He did Doctor Strange 1.

Speaker: The first one. Correct. Yeah, it doesn't a hold up as well, but it's still good. He did The Gorge with... um Haven't seen it. Anya Taylor-Joy and the guy that was in Whiplash.

Speaker: Yeah, Miles Teller, I think, is the name him. Yeah, that guy. Really good. The Gorge. The Gorge, pretty good. It's an Apple TV exclusive, so good luck. I was going to ask you about that. It's Apple TV exclusive. Good fucking luck. I watched it with Mark and Autumn. Yeah, shout out to Mark. Fuck you, Mark. Yeah, shout out Mark for having me over we watched a movie.

Speaker: And I was really like, I was like, I don't want to watch this. Should just a wild or quick? We should bleep it.

Speaker: Hey, TD Carden, shout out. Shout out to TD. Celtics are fucking winning right now. Yeah, by six. Live update. Oh, it's playing in fucking Philly. Philadelphia's. mini la

Speaker: Blackphone 1, Blackphone 2, The Gorge, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, which I've heard is very good. I've also heard it's very good, I haven't seen it. ah The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu.

Speaker: Who that boy, who him is? And Hellraiser Inferno, which one's this? is this like 6?

Speaker: It was one of them. But it's funny that you said he directed Sinister because every time that they went into the dream realm... You were like, Sinister? ah like this is This is a tape from Sinister. yeah Big. Big.

Speaker: Big. fake i agree with that. Big. Let's go to the cast. Here we go. Ethan Hawktua plays the Grabber. Ethan Hawktua's crazy. He plays the Grabber, a.k.a. what the fuck was name? Bill? Wild Bill? Wild Bill Boar?

Speaker: Bill Boar? I forgot. Was it Hitchcock? Hitchcock. Hitchcock. Hitchcock. Yeah, not not Alfred's relative. dude Dude, Ethan Hawktua's great. Ethan Hawktua, yeah. I love that. We got Mason Famous. Wait, we're fucking Ethan Hawktua now.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm fucking Ethan. He's a cute guy. He's a cute kid, and i want to fuck him um im fucking for a loud fucking the shit out of you, Paul. wanna fuck him with that mask on. Which part? He's got three masks in this move. Any iteration, good. Yeah, he's got full face, just mouth exposed, or just eyes exposed? Yeah, when his mouth's exposed, is make no mistake, I'm not sticking my penis anywhere near that. No, it's like big, i don't, zombie.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, not interested. It's cold. Ugh. Yeah, this place takes it takes place in the mountains of Colorado. at a In the 70s. Yeah. No, 82.

Speaker: He killed them in 78. So it's in the 82. Yes. Four years later. Someone wasn't paying attention. It's fine. Mason Famous plays Finny Blake. Finney, I'll be honest, he i don't even if he will if he's not of age, he's just not getting fucked. i He was born in the year 2007. I can't do math. it Well, it's 2025, so he's like 18. Oh, he's fine. yeah Honestly, he's got big-ass honk around him. Good luck, kid.

Speaker: Not a honker. I'm a guy with a big nose. No, we won't see that. i liked his acting in this. He was good. I agree. I mean, he was good in the first one. But I feel like he definitely came into his own in this one. he was he was a a good performance. Yeah, I didn't i didn't dislike it.

Speaker: Next up, we got Madeline McGraw, who plays Gwen Blake. Not Gwen Stacy. Not Gwen Stacy, unfortunately. mean, this is a big negative. Yeah. Her, I mean, can't remember. Was she in the first one?

Speaker: Was she the sister? I mean... had a sister the first one. Yes, yes. And she had the dreams in the first one. Um... We didn't watch the first one before seeing the second one because didn't... Because I broke the mics. Yeah, we... Big Crisis. Yeah. Big Crisis. Same chick. Not Big Isis.

Speaker: No. Uh, she's 16. Yeah, we're just gonna move on. Um... She had dyke cut. Big. Big dyke cut? Big dyke cut and her boyfriend, too. Boyfriend had the same fucking cut. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker: The boyfriend was a guy, but I'm calling him a dyke. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... And his acting was fucking awful, too. I mean... Yeah. Let's get to him. We'll get to that scene in a minute. Uh, Demian?

Speaker: Is it... No, it's D-E-M-I... ie The fucking Hispanic A... And... yeah and

Speaker: Wait, hit me with it again. D-E-M-I-N-Y-A-N. Oh, have no idea. Demian? maybe but I think you're putting the N-Y-A in the wrong spot.

Speaker: We'll put it in Google Translate later and what it says. and His last name Bitcher. B-I-C-H-I-R? He was a big bitcher in this movie. Yeah, big bitcher. closinging the record No, wait, that's wrong.

Speaker: okay That guy plays Mondo. That guy's cool. Oh, Damian Bittcher is Mondo? Mondo, yeah. That guy's cool. So who plays Alberto or Ernesto? Miguel Mora. Miguel Mora, okay. Miguel Mora, I don't think he's evaded. We're not fucking him.

Speaker: we're not fucking i'm i'm lowke fucking Mondo, because I kind of like that whole, like... His old vibe? His vibe of... Yeah, man. Like, he gave off kind of, like, Danny Trejo vibes a little bit. I could see that. I don't disagree.

Speaker: On top of Native American vibe. On top of... Like, this guy... on his hand Yeah, this guy could play Native American. Big. You know? Like, this guy's fucking... Sitting Bull or some shit. i don't know.

Speaker: Sitting Bull? What was the joke we made? Sitting Bull's sucking cock, was it? Yeah, something like that. Bro, this guy's just in the middle of the road. Yeah. Um... I think I'm allowed to say that. My dad said my grandpa was part Native American, but he doesn't know what tribe. but I mean, it doesn't even matter at this point with everything we have said this podcast. I think you're good.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Fucking, you know I didn't say Redskins, right? Not yet. Not Washington. It's coming out. Not anymore. Sorry. Yeah, Miguel Mora, this guy can go fuck himself.

Speaker: Big fuck himself? Yeah, I mean, i thought his acting was even worse. wasn't great, but I do say i do think that Gwen was the worst.

Speaker: like And it's not because she's a woman. Like, go watch this movie. But to me, it felt like he was straight up reading the script. Across the board. Yeah.

Speaker: Can you just read the actor and actress that played the husband and wife? Sure. Because I'm pretty sure the wife was the mom it was like Thor's mom in the MCU.

Speaker: I'm fairly certain that's the same lady. Okay.

Speaker: Show eight more. why do I have to Yeah, what's that about? Show more. Hope. Her name was Anna Lore. Okay.

Speaker: And the guy... Well, like, can you just click on her face and see what she was in? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do that. She was Bloodlines.

Speaker: Great. Not in Thor? Not in Thor. Alright, I was wrong. Okay. Wait, not the...

Speaker: That's the mom or that's the... That's the mom. No, the lady that was like the religious lady. Barbara. Barb. Yeah. Maeve Betty? Yeah, look up her fucking filmography real quick.

Speaker: Yeah. um Also not in Thor. Okay. She looked like the lady who was in Thor. That's pretty fucking impressive what you just did there. I mean, I i live here, so I park here a lot. With one hand and a mic in the other hand recording a podcast? Typically, my other hand on my cock, and I'm just stroking it while I drive.

Speaker: Sure. um did over fucking pulling, though. That's fine. Should we pause this recording while we walk inside? I would agree with that. I don't think we should recording on the staircase. Sure.

Speaker: We're back? We're back. All right, bet. Big. had to do little hard reset. You know, sometimes things yeah happen. So now I got mine. So, I mean, yeah, we can just finish doing the cast on your joint. Yeah, that makes sense. Did finish the cast?

Speaker: No. We, We're misjointed, but it's fine. Oh, you were born in 2001. Yeah, you're good. Who is this? Ariana Rivis. This is Mustang. can get piped down. Mustang Sally. Nick, hit the button quick.

Speaker: She is a fucking piece, dude. She's a fucking piece, but I don't get why she's in the movie. Just another bitch there as a counselor. Just another bitch. She's supposed to be like the

Speaker: reason. At first, I thought there was a part in the movie where they made eye... her and Finn made eye contact. And I was like, oh, is that the love of interest now? Third McDowd thing? And then it just never did it. no Which is fine. We didn't need it.

Speaker: We don't need weird miscellaneous love interests. We've been over this. Right. um I think that's... I think that's everybody. That's kind of important. I would agree with that. because there's a bunch of the kids that are dead.

Speaker: but Yeah, I mean, that's fine.

Speaker: there's a lot of kids in this movie that get killed. And I'm surprised that they literally show kids getting their heads chopped in half. That kill... Is that your phone? Yeah. I'll put it Do Not Disturb. That's fine. Alexis tends to blow my shit up. Shout out Alexis. Shout out Alexis. I don't know if we gave Big Len a happy birthday not yet, but happy birthday Big Len. Belated. Yeah. Happy birthday.

Speaker: Yeah. Happy birthday Big Len. 73. We love you. It's only a matter of time. I don't know.

Speaker: He said it too. Yeah. Yeah, it's fair. It's valid. But happy birthday Big Len. Shout out to you. I gave you a card. i i would say I would say the gore and this movie, it's not...

Speaker: bad yeah but it's not good there's more gore in this than the first one yeah i i hardly remember the first one but yeah because i watching this one made it all come back to me um because remember me remember i said like i knew someone got fucking axed in the head yeah i fucking knocked you loose yeah i'll be here all night i'm wearing a knock loose shirt yeah um and it was his brother yeah he killed his brother the brother found out that he was hiding kids in his basement.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yes, that sounds vaguely familiar. And I feel like the guy that played his brother was... Is it the same guy that plays Dewey in Scream? Or am I just... it David Arquette?

Speaker: Yeah, it's not David Arquette, Yeah, that'd be crazy. It's still recording. That would be crazy if it was. I can look it up real quick. don't think it is.

Speaker: um What was the brother's name though? That's another question. I don't remember. You'd have to go in the cast of the first one. That's what mean by how see the cast here, but know I have no fucking idea. The grabber... If you don't see David Arquette, that's not him.

Speaker: Yeah, he's not in this cast. He just looks vaguely similar. That's fine.

Speaker: But was good. i mean, the gore was good enough. I mean, compared to the rest of the fucking schlop we have this year. Right. And it's, you know, kid gore. Yeah. I mean, that kid, when the ah shard of like the window window fell through his head.

Speaker: Yeah. Cut his head clean in half. Clean in half. It was nice. I like that. That was nice. That was a nice little touch. You never see kids dying. You never see those. We want that. We want gay rape and kids dying. this is These are things we support.

Speaker: Right. Well, that's a poor. We support it in film because it's always only a woman getting raped. How about a guy gets raped? Yeah, and it's always women getting killed in horror movies. Yeah. And it's always a black guy first. Sure. We need more.

Speaker: Yeah. We need everybody. Diversity. Diversity. Big. the On the topic of visuals, the dream sequence is with the very grainy screen. Mm-hmm.

Speaker: work I like those. It was good. I like that. Yeah. like, oh, this is intentional. And it it it made it creepier. Yes. Definitely creepier. Especially when you hear, like, the static of, like, the old camera.

Speaker: Yeah. And there was, like, some... It was like you're kind of watching it on an old camera because they had, like, the cutouts. Maybe they filmed those sections on an old camera. That's possible. I don't know what kind of camera that would be.

Speaker: we're ah We're just... You're talking the wrong person. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about either. Let me hear the why. but I mean, that that was ah that was a win. The thing for me with this movie, and I want to actually get this that first.

Speaker: I loved Ethan Hawke in this movie. I actually think Hot Take wasn't it enough. No, he wasn't, right? Nah, he was barely in it. He was around. He was great. Loved Ethan Hawke this movie. I can't say one bad thing about Ethan Hawke in this movie.

Speaker: Loved him. Just that he's not it enough. Right. That's not even against him. That's just the movie. That's what he had to work with. and That's what he's working with. I'm wondering if it was him. He is him. ah Who's getting us, Dad? Him.

Speaker: Who? Him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that whole thing. I'm thinking, I'm wondering if it was like, was he not in it because of scheduling conflict or the story called for it?

Speaker: I mean, I guess because it's like very Freddy Krueger-esque. Super Freddy Krueger-esque. Super Freddy, right? we just say spoiler now? yeah We're probably to spoil it? Yeah. Okay. Super Freddy Krueger, he's dead.

Speaker: Freddy? Mm-hmm. and No, that's... What's that? Nightmare 5? Freddy's dead? I don't know. doesn Something like that. Fred's dead.

Speaker: All the... like he He's dead, right? He's like a ghost, I guess? The Grabber. The Grabber's dead? The Grabber's a ghost, yes. um and But he can attack you in the real world, but even when you're not dreaming.

Speaker: cause at first I thought he could only attack Gwen when she was sleeping, which would make sense. But then the big fight scene at the end... She was asleep. She was asleep, but everybody else wasn't.

Speaker: Right. But, I mean, that first sequence in the cabin where to throw in the oven, that's what happens. That was intense. That was crazy. Yeah. What are when this happens? What?

Speaker: I got this now. Oh, you just let it go. Okay. It's fine. um That sequence, I... He could see them. And, like, he just decided... I feel like he decided not to attack them in that scene.

Speaker: Yeah. so I think whenever Gwen was sleeping, he was activated. Because he wasn't attacking to sleep. No. He just talking on the phone. whoever's sleeping, he they can see him.

Speaker: But whoever's awake, they can't see him. Yeah, but the thing is, like, he only... He was only involved when Gwen was asleep is what I'm saying. Yeah. So maybe he, ah he was after her cause he had to kill his brother. So he wanted to take Finn's sibling.

Speaker: Sure. Yeah. That's, that's what I think it is. uh, but the end sequence was cool. Yeah. It was like invisible man. know, you're fighting an invisible. Yeah. You still haven't seen the remake. Have you? No, I have. You have four. oh That's a good movie. Four star. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about that on the podcast. It's either a physical media pickup or it's on. Yeah. You want, I don't remember.

Speaker: Elizabeth Moss is a piece. She's a fucking piece. Nick, do the button.

Speaker: Yeah. Nick, do the button. Nick, yeah. Do the button. Let me have a producer. We don't have one. Yeah. If we had a producer, this shit would be happening. but Right. We wouldn't have these problems. Right. But if you want to producer for free, let us know.

Speaker: Sure. um And provide equipment, let us know. Yeah. We're going to pay you a dime. can you know how we can get shore mics for free? yes no Yeah. Let us know. Yeah. Let us know.

Speaker: Love that. That was good. And fight scene was good. Like, the choreography, what goes on, was good. However, i will tell you, this is not, like, the biggest negative, but a negative.

Speaker: That was rushed to shit. Yes. Because they opened the, like, because the thing, the plot is also a weak sauce for me, too. Of, like, we have to find these kids and let them rest so the grabber loses his powers. And it's like, bro, there's three kids of all the kids this guy grabbed.

Speaker: Well, he said... they They said that these were his first victims. Right. Big Longlegs vibes. In the snow. You're stalking kids. The opening scene reminded me a lot of Longlegs. How it just... It, like, fades to white.

Speaker: I just want to say that shit... That shit was green screen big, you it was very obvious. The backgrounds? Like, so mountains and shit? To me. Yeah. To me. Yeah. It was. It didn't bother me, though. But...

Speaker: Essentially, yeah, his first three victims were killed in this Alpine holy camp. it's so Yeah, it's like a a Christian summer camp. Yeah, it's a priest pedophilia hideaway, what that is.

Speaker: Yikes, Kebab Jerry on that one. Uh-huh. Friday 13th vibes. Big. And essentially... he was a counselor. He was a custodian. Right, custodian. janitor, whatever. Yeah.

Speaker: But he killed these three kids and they were bodies. And this guy, ah Mondo, was like, I gave up. He he doesn't see, like, i you know, I look every day. I guess he was trying to say he gave up. But he didn't say, but he did give up. He didn't want to say he gave up.

Speaker: Big. Right. But anyways, what I'm saying is they're like these first three victims we have to put to rest so we can – he's, like, eliminated as, like, a threat.

Speaker: But I don't remember in Black Phone 1, did they find the rest of the people he fucking snatched and killed? No. So it's like i just like, that whatever. They just kept calling Finn on the phone. I don't want to be a CinemaSin guy, but like also that's kind of fucking stupid.

Speaker: But either way, that being said, where was even going with this? I'm not in your head, man. Yeah, you're right. Not yet. yeah But my head's going your mouth. that's Right.

Speaker: Here, get Cockstone Piledriver. Did one of those? Cockstone? Is that like a mixture of a stutter and a tombstone? No, cockstone. My cock in your mouth. Oh. I'm holding you like a tombstone. My cock's like cocks me in your mouth.

Speaker: Oh, like i'm so I'm sucking you while you're fucking pile driving my head?

Speaker: Yeah. Okay, I'm with that. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen, you know? but fucking like that. Now I'm pissed because forgot what talking about. Fuck. It was a negative, though.

Speaker: Oh, okay. So you have to find the three kids, right? Yeah. And it's like, there's all this buildup and buildup to finding the first kid. And then the third act, they just find the last two kids.

Speaker: Which, in that moment, I'm like, ah, ah, you rushed this. Yeah. You added some extra stuff we can talk about that didn't need to be there. And you just fucking threw in the last two kids. And the lake that they found them in is like fucking, what, five inches deep?

Speaker: like she diving in there it was like five it was pretty deep right but when they first find the kids right like when mondo's like he's trying to oh he's trying to ice fishing yeah he is but he has the auger yeah that's that thing that's my my aunt sandy's dog augie oh there you go yeah but like when he puts the flashlight down he sees the first kid right he puts the earth that kid's right there yeah was that first kid on the can No, because the other two cans were a You remember canned kid?

Speaker: I'm not familiar with that, what aisles I did. You work at a grocery store, not me. Jake, let us know. It's probably in with the... You know Jake's big on that. Jake's like, oh, ask me a fucking item. I can tell you what a whole way it's in. It's probably in with the canned tuna.

Speaker: Big. Yeah. Yeah, they just cut tuna with kid just to mix up like Motel Hell. That's why it tastes so good. Exactly. don't like canned tuna, but anyways. So, what I'm saying to you... So... Yeah, the kid was right there, but that kid wasn't canned.

Speaker: right yeah He just floats to the top. Sure. Did you smell that? Did you smell my fart in the movies? It was bad. no when you fart in the car, I smell big. But typically, no.

Speaker: It was bad. I think that was rushed, is my point. I think the last two were rushed big. The final sequence was rushed. rock Because they add some other stuff in there that is... What are we doing?

Speaker: can we i mean Can we talk about the scene the bed? Yeah. The fact... When you wrote me, I was like, i think you're a little retarded.

Speaker: I'm retarded big! Big retarded. Okay, so... It relates to a larger issue, which is... Gwen... And before I just trash Gwen, it's going to sound like I'm being a fucking sexist because, oh, it's a woman and whatever.

Speaker: And it's like, no, I'm not. It's just like her performance genuinely was mostly bad. Yeah. like um Like, whenever, like when she saw her mom hanging or like when she was getting attacked or waking up from her dream. That was good. When she was screaming for her life. I think that was very, very well done.

Speaker: Right. Phenomenal. The rest of it, I think, was cringe and... Like you were saying about Ernesto, I think that it sounded like she was reading off a piece of fucking paper.

Speaker: Yeah. You could tell she was acting.

Speaker: So what I'm saying to you is that scene, she gets attacked and like her arm gets like burned by a fucking dead kid or whatever, which you want her help. Why are you burning her arm like that for? Don't forget me, bitch. That's true. that too Also, if a kid's burned, yeah howard how does that work?

Speaker: Is he's He's still scorching. I mean, if that kid if that kid's on fire or just recently had has been on fire and he's still hot and he grabs your arm, he's going burn you to some degree. Yeah, but why is he still on fire? This is supernatural movie. Why asking me? Ask Scott Derrickson.

Speaker: Yo. Scott, hit me up. Scott, let us know. Let us know why Sinister sucks so bad. Yeah, but he didn't do Sinister too, so he gets a pass. Heard. So, she crawls into bed.

Speaker: And i so I'm not even, like, being... Because they're in separate cabins. because They're supposed to be. A Christian camp. Boys and girls yeah aren't allowed to fuck. But the boys and the priests can in the same camp. Right, yeah. that's fine. And no one talks about that. Only God.

Speaker: Who's not real. So, I'm not, like... um the I'm saying this now, and you're thinking, like, oh, you're just saying to be funny? I swear to God, this whole scene, I genuinely thought it.

Speaker: Genuinely believed, like, wholeheartedly thought this was going on. I thought... She walked up to, it's Ernesto. Right. And she's like, I had a bad dream. Which she says that line in the same tone, same infliction, same words to her brother several times in the film.

Speaker: Correct. Leading up to this point. And he's like, well, why don't you just come to bed with me? That's what happens. And it's like, it's like just a set up to a porn. And I go. I'm looking at the screen. It's blurry because it's grainy, right?

Speaker: Yeah. And maybe my eyes are shot. we've been taught We've talked about, theorized, my eyes being shot since the Harry Potter episode. Right. For a minute. Yeah, I mean. So I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, yo, she's with the fuck is her brother right now?

Speaker: So I passed, she'll my phone. I go, she's the stepsister? and I was just like, I thought Finn was in the bed the entire time. And I mean, it's getting... was like literally a set to porn. And to be fair, at Alamo, it was just the back row of us. Like there was a group in a group.

Speaker: Or a couple, whatever they were up to the right of me. um We're all laughing at this. Big. Right, because it's really cringe. Super cringe. But intentional, I feel. Because they're like flirting. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, but she's like, Jesus? and he's like And he's like, oh, you always talk to Jesus like that? And she's like, you think I'm a freak? this is like He's like, no, I think it's hot. Yeah. i think it's hot when you talk to Jesus. And i'm watching this genuinely thinking her brother is saying this. Yeah.

Speaker: Wild. Meanwhile, they're 16. Yeah. Like, this is a little... This is what he does. It's just what he does. Red kitty being red kitty. just didn't want him to break anything. Yeah, he's going to. Okay. You know what I mean?

Speaker: When they hungry or they're educated, they just start knocking shit over. That's how cats are. But it was strange. Yeah, it was even stranger for me watching the kid. Or me assuming it was siblings because he fucking looked like the fucking brother for a minute.

Speaker: Yeah, he's dark-skinned, and it's a dark room. Yeah, and it just... He's not dark-skinned. He's Hispanic. but He's Hispanic, but his skin is darker than Finn's. Sure. I don't know. So this doesn't help my taste, but I genuinely thought that was what it was.

Speaker: Uh-huh. So we were all just laughing at it. Which made it, yeah. Big. It was cringe, on and I see why you're saying it's intentional, but it's just like her turning over like, you think I'm a freak? I was just like, I lost it. was like, this is fucking retarded. Also, you're right. Where did that Duran Duran concert go?

Speaker: guess it just happened and they did mention it. Because they're like, oh, he he buys tickets for her to go to this Duran Duran concert. And then she's getting car with him. And out of nowhere, Finn's like, I'm going. And it's like, you're going to the concert? Yeah, but I was also confused. Because I i figured they weren't going to the concert because they're packing pillows.

Speaker: Yeah. And suitcases. Yeah. Yeah, they just cut out the whole Duran Duran part. Right, but it turns out Ernesto was in on the whole thing. Them going to the camp to figure out his mom's...

Speaker: We didn't even say that. His mom, what? Ernesto's mom? No. Finn and Gwen's mom yeah was worked at the camp. I think I said that. oh Back in the day. But she did, we didn't say that.

Speaker: With Bill. With Big Bill. Yeah. But the on the other part of this girl's performance, and I don't think it's all her, but it definitely the line delivery was kind of shit. That, there was a scene when they're like in the library whatever, just like getting bullied or whatever the fuck that was.

Speaker: Yeah, what was that for you? Like, hey, guys, in 2025, stop making movies about bullying. It's just fucking weak sauce. Yeah, but it was 1982. depict. But the bullying. Or depict actual bullying. Yeah.

Speaker: Like, not this. there's Not this bullshit. Like what Finn did. He beat the fuck out of that kid. That was bullying. Big. Finn gave, that can be it vibes. Yes. Yeah. But. Is that bullying or is that just straight up assault?

Speaker: It was assault. He said was to make an example. It was straight up assault. That was new kid too. Yeah. He fucking had it coming though. Did he? Yeah. He thought he was like he talking shit to Finn about his traumatic experience. did you him?

Speaker: Good. All right. But what I was going to say was her up to the library scene, she's calling him Ernie. And then Ernie, he gifts her yes hear these cards that are like tarot cards almost.

Speaker: Yeah, but first they lean Hispanic. Right, yes. And then she goes, oh, Ernesto. And it's like, yeah, what the fuck? it why are we code switching right now? Yeah. And he's like, yeah my abuela, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, bro, what?

Speaker: Like, it just seemed very, like, token-y, code switch-y. Didn't like it. Okay. And granted, like, they're her words...

Speaker: On the script to be saying. But how we go from Ernie. To Ernesto. In one scene because he offers you cards from his abuela. Right. it's It's just weird.

Speaker: It's fucking weird man. But on the same toe. On that. Yeah. Does the average American. Do you think and the average American know that means grandma? Yeah.

Speaker: I hope so. I mean, I hope everybody... Do you know Buela means grandma? I did. Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The average watcher also watched the movie should be like, yo, she's been calling him Ernie, and now he talks about Buela and she's calling him Ernesto. Hey, take my virginity, Ernie. Ernie, take it away, Ernie.

Speaker: You should fucking take it like the bus. Yeah. Yeah. Double duck. Yeah. Right? Yeah, my little bobblehead. Oh, yeah, had the night bus, ain't it? Ain't it? Oh, Harry had a good sucking here, ain't it?

Speaker: I did like how we find out that the grabber set up the mom's suicide. Like, to for it to look like it was a suicide, but he actually killed her. Because she found out that he was the John through her dreams.

Speaker: Right. Which this movie walks like the supernatural. mean, it's always been and supernatural. It walks that supernatural, ground in reality, Because the kids calling Finn in the first movie.

Speaker: Big. They were calling him big. They were. Yeah. Yeah. Every five seconds this fucking phone's ringing. Fucking ridiculous. Off the hook. He's like, can I get a fucking... He's like, can get fucking break? Yeah, this guy's fucking... I'm trying to sleep. I'm locked in a fucking room and this phone's gonna keep ringing? Ridiculous. Jesus Christ. At least he has a toilet.

Speaker: Right. Off to the side. Privacy. Right. The grabber's not a fucking pedophile. Well... Well, we don't know. I don't know. Why are you taking kids? Why are you taking kids? If you're not a pedophile, why are you taking them? To kill them?

Speaker: Because they're easy prey? That's the thing, too, is they kind of retroed that and just were like, yeah, he like dismembered kids. And it's like, was that a thing in the first one? um They didn't go into how they died in the first one. I don't remember.

Speaker: What's Twix? Because in this one, he's a fucking... A monster. He's a menace. Yeah, I mean, he's, like, diabolical. Like, in the and the opening credits, you watch him, like, disembowel this kid. Yeah.

Speaker: But that's, like, jump cut big. Yeah. I don't want to a dead kid, but they, you know, I don't know. Towards the end, you show a CGI dead kid. Yeah. You know?

Speaker: So it's just it's just what it is. It's just how it goes. It's how the cookie crumbles for this movie. But I did like it. Yeah, I mean, I'm leaning positive. Sure. I think it's, i think the the phone ringing and then picking it up and being like, where are you? It's dark.

Speaker: Where are you? Where are you? Harry. Gets a little repetitive. That's kind of the. And towards the middle, I'm like, can we just fucking move on from this now? the phone's kind of the thing, you know?

Speaker: Yeah, I get that's kind of the thing, but like. Yeah, I know that one for sure. That's coming straight. Yeah, I'm like in my ass. Like, your legs are straight up spread, like, looking at me. We're sitting on the same couch. I mean, you're so your fucking feet are out.

Speaker: Is that a problem? No. You told me it's okay. No, it's fine. I don't have problem. Like, you just have legs out. you got nice toes. Do I? i mean, they're better than mine. This this toe right here? Yeah, I see it. My new work shoes? Yeah. I got blisty. I got blisty. Yeah, my my big toe is, like, invading my my middle toe.

Speaker: They're, like, overlapping? Like that? Almost. that's not ah That's not normal. No, it's like LeBron James' feet. Yeah, his feet are fucked. no I'm not that fucked, but I'm on my way to that. But he wears uncomfortable shoes. Yeah. Sorry, LeBron.

Speaker: Sorry, LeBron. Your shoes are not comfortable even a little bit. Yeah. But LeBron 15s, I will stand by. like the 14s. Comfortable. 14s, I can't pinpoint. I'm trying to think where it's positive.

Speaker: It's shot cool. You know, I loved Ethan Hawke. I wanted more. i just think that the girl specifically was... Her performance was kind of weak sauce. and I didn't like her line delivery.

Speaker: And... like you said, how the ending was so rushed. Big rush.

Speaker: Blackphone 3. So Blackphone 3, want to talk about that. they There's no end credits scene. We Googled it. We didn't sit through it. We Googled it. If we're wrong, correct us. But there's not.

Speaker: When she goes to push it, like after Finn smashes his face in the ass bunch times, and she goes to push his face into, or push his body into the water, They make a point to show you him grabbing the mask.

Speaker: Right. Which is like, for some reason, that has to be important. So it's probably going to be a Black Phone 3 situation. Black Phone 3 in 3D. Yeah, I mean, i don't know. i Like, what do you even do now?

Speaker: It's like Terrifier where he just fucking comes back from the dead. It's gotta be. I mean, he's done it once. He'll do it again. Well, he he was like a spirit. In the first one? In the second one he was. Oh yeah, in this one, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, so it's like in Terror of they killed Art and then he came back. Yeah, they killed him in the first one. Yeah. In the first one he's a human. Big. Big. Big human. Yeah. In two and three he's a demon thing.

Speaker: um Is it raiding time? What do you think?

Speaker: That's tough, man. Straight out of the theater? Straight out of the theater. I know where I'm at. And I'm not like not, I don't think I'm moving on it. Three. Yeah. You're a solid three. A solid three.

Speaker: little bit of a letdown. the all the All the hype about this movie is big. In the trailer, big too. I'm just saying. I don't get that. We can talk about this really quick. That scene where she's getting spun around in the thing.

Speaker: She's getting choked out the wire. you done? And then she gets spun around. like what was that supposed to be? Like, just shock value? or Maybe, but also, Freddy.

Speaker: Freddy. Shout out to Freddy. You're not funny, but shout out to them. This movie's literally... Oh, one line, is by the way, where are with those? The random one, like, you dick sucker whatever fuck she said. I can't think... It wasn't even good. Cunt wagon, she said. Come on, cunt wagon crazy.

Speaker: Cunt wagon, yeah. Cunt wagon was wild. She called that religious girl a twat. Yeah, um... I was like subcutaneous. it's not the right word. That'd be crazy. Sanctimonious. Sanctimonious twat. Yeah, I mean, okay.

Speaker: It's fine. Their beef didn't really buy it either. I just don't like people like her. Yeah. Like that bitch. The overly religious people. Yeah, just like take a breath, lady. It's okay.

Speaker: And it's like, you should try to find those kids. I don't think God wants you to not find them. Wouldn't want his children to be found? ah Yeah, makes sense. you know I mean, he fucking knows. Just tell me. Yeah, but yeah just tell me.

Speaker: And you can just call me Little Sunshine. So yeah, this... ah Hey, shout Ghost. Put it in, Nick. This ah was not the best horror movie of the year. This is unfortunately going be the best horror movie the year.

Speaker: Is this a physical media pickup? This is what I'm thinking, right? The steelbook looks fire, but if the steelbook comes out like these steelbooks have been coming out at like $45, $46, I'm not buying it. Right.

Speaker: However, if they drop a two-pack in the yeah. I already own the first one on Blu-ray. Which, that was when Universal was being fuckheads.

Speaker: Right, big Because they would release the Blu-ray, and then like six months later, they'd release the 4K. Yeah. yeah I was big mad about that. Honestly, that shit is super fucking annoying. or fucking annoying.

Speaker: Alright, so for me, three-star territory. We'll just go over movies you have seen. Yeah, this is probably better than Grafted. It's definitely better than Brutalist.

Speaker: Eleanor and Grey, definitely better than that. They don't seem together yet, right? feel like together and this movie are kind of about the same. That's probably where it's going fall, around there. I mean, Companion...

Speaker: Companions more comedy. yeah It's not a whole movie. This movie is slow burn big. This one? Yeah. Yeah. Also the dreams get kind repetitive but I get it.

Speaker: I get why they're doing it. Yeah. But it's like oh she's asleep again. like you said we need more Ethan Hawke. Yeah. Ethan Cawke. Hawke Tua. Is this better than Superman? No.

Speaker: I don't think so. Yeah. So it's I don't remember what I rated Superman, but I don't I think we both gave it a three or you gave it a two and a half. Yeah.

Speaker: We're low on that movie. It's a three point on average.

Speaker: Did I even rate it? Because apparently I don't do that anymore. Oh, you gave it a three. You are bad at that. Yeah. But you gave it three. I gave it a three. Yeah. I don't think. I mean.

Speaker: i don't know. Would I rather watch this Superman? I'd probably rather watch Superman. Over? Like again? Versus Black Phone 2. Now, Black Phone 2, need to watch both movies again. Because these are all only one watch.

Speaker: I've got to make sure I'm sure on this shit. don't have time for that. Yeah. It's probably somewhere in the 20s for me as far as like ah on the year's ranking. I mean, child ghost. In the 20s.

Speaker: It's better than a Minecraft movie. It's probably better than 28 years later. It's definitely better than 28 years later. Yeah. Better than Hard Rise for sure. Didn't see that. Better than Ballerina. Better than the monkey. Right? Right.

Speaker: Better than Monkey. Better than him. Better than him. Better than Wolfman. Yeah. And obviously better than Screamboat. Not even close. Screamboat, I would say, has more heart.

Speaker: You said, would what did you say before the Monkey? Ballerina.

Speaker: Ballerina, I mean, I gave Ballerina two. What did give it? Probably didn't rank it. Gave it three. So for you, it's in the same ballpark. I think I'd rather watch Ballerina.

Speaker: Oh, really? Again, yeah. I guess in a... Well, if you were like Ballerina or Black Phone 2, like what would you rather watch right now? I'd probably pick Ballerina, but Ballerina is a 2 because of In the World of John Wick. It's just a fucking... ah un dishon Unnecessary. Unnecessary, don't make it.

Speaker: Even Black Phone 2, to some degree, you could argue. Unnecessary? Yeah. Do we need that? Did we need it? No. Did they try? No. Did they try?

Speaker: Yeah, they tried. I don't know. I like Ethan Hawke a lot in this movie. Like, why'd they have to focus on Gwen?

Speaker: Yeah, they don't really dive it at all. Finn's kind of a side character. is kind side character, but his trauma regarding first movie, they don't... deal with that too much precise showing him smoking weed all the time like zone out right but that's not gonna help no that's gonna have that conversation more paranoid probably i wouldn't know because don't smoke weed yeah um

Speaker: and it sounds like i'm like against a woman lead i'm not even against it it's just like i just feel like the writing for this movie was kind of weak sauce a little lazy yeah just um I don't know. And the delivery of those lines were just not great either. There were a lot of times was like, ugh. It's just cringe. And don't get me wrong. like This movie made a lot of money.

Speaker: Yeah. And good for this movie. think it's like $398 million. And good for Ethan Clark. Yeah. Yeah. I just need more you. Yeah. um

Speaker: Three. um I'm out of three. I don't know, but the thing is... yeah The thing is, i don't know. Isn't that great? We can just fucking do that. It is crazy. I mean, you could do it with the other mic, but.

Speaker: ah broke it. Oh, the big one, you mean? The big one. That one's like a, mean, that's like a strap-on. You can stand up. This is like, oh, I'm just getting the sex toys. And then that mic is like a dildo. You could realistically put this in your asshole. Big. Yeah. I can take the little fluffy part off and just do that. Sure.

Speaker: Yeah. um I mean, this is going to be even more weird. i guess we should do a plug it in now. Oh, the end? Yeah. yeah Nick, put it the plug it in here. Plug it Plug it in. Plug it in.

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Speaker: I was to say, i don't remember. We didn't do that. We went crazy. see This is why I think that sometimes we should, sometimes I'm like, we should get like one good recording and then just plug it in. But sometimes we go on tangents though. But then I'm like, sometimes it's funny.

Speaker: Sometimes we yeah, you want it. And we just keep talking about how much you fucking want it. Right. And it goes wild. Like right now. Yeah. I mean, I think the first, the first, yeah, the first plug, we could do that. This is all behind the scenes stuff, but it is. Yeah, but it's fine.

Speaker: um But yeah, speaking of that, go listen to our physical media podcast. Yeah, you want it? How much? How bad do you fucking want it? You loser. It's on the same page. Yeah. And then i feel like I don't say this enough.

Speaker: Leave us a like. Leave us a comment. It probably helps. i would agree. I just also, I know we're like ending the podcast right now or the episode. Not the podcast, just the episode. Yeah, the podcast's not going. No, I mean, i mean wait until you hear the winter episode.

Speaker: Yeah, you're fucking, you're going, I don't know. Brian's be pissed. We might end ourselves. No, I mean, like Brian, you're going to be pissed because um What we're talking you're going to be pissed because you specifically told it to not bleep it.

Speaker: And we... I mean, I just had to bleep it. Like, spoiler alert, we're doing Jim Carrey's Grinch. That movie needs... That needs to be censored, like... We said The Fly was the most censored episode. Now it's The Grinch.

Speaker: Yeah. And do I'm not even going to hint at what it's about. No. It's just wild, and you're just going when it comes out. yeah um So, we're a little fucky with the schedule, and you're going to hear a pre-recorded episode that says that Return a Living Dead...

Speaker: is episode 79 or whatever the fuck it says. um But most likely the next episode coming at you guys on Friday. know this is going to out Friday. On Tuesday is going to be ah Return of Living Dead. We had a good recording.

Speaker: Yeah. Nothing too crazy. a little bit while at the end. Good recording. Solid ass movie. Great movie. um And then we end, well basically the end of Horror Month. We end Horror Month with The Evil Dead 2013 and I thought that was mellow and it was not.

Speaker: I don't remember that recording. Neither do I. It was the first one we did, and it was fucking off the rails. All right. um Yeah, the schedule got a little fucked up because with this movie. We had this great idea to do this. Yeah, well, we were like, well, because I didn't know if I was going to come or not.

Speaker: You will be. Yeah, right. But then I decided, and then you were like, well, let's just go see the movie together. I'm like yeah, well, that makes fucking sense, huh? Yeah. So got an Alamo experience under your belt. Yeah.

Speaker: Shout out Alamo. You had great fucking mod sticks and guava margaritas. What about the screen? We're with the screen? Oh, screen's goaded. Great. Like that's better than Regal. That's also one of the biggest themes I've sat in in Alamo. Probably because it's a new release. Yeah. Typically i go into like one or two or nine or 10 in the back corner. It's like a low key, almost IMAX level screen.

Speaker: Looked good. Definitely look good. i'm like Or was that just me? It looked curved, I'm not sure. i know we were... My cock's curved. The seats were curved down below. Yeah.

Speaker: We weren't curved. No, I've shot there. I watched Beulges Beulges up there. I'm sorry. Yeah. Second viewing. Brutal. Doing a scene by scene. Brutal. Why do ever do that? I wrote the ah the entire scene by scene. Yeah.

Speaker: On paper. mean, we were wild kids. And then you were like, yeah, I'm just going to see it again. I'm like, okay. Okay. So how long is this episode going to be? Because this is saying we're at 37 minutes just sitting here. All right. So I have an hour seven, 13, then 13. Okay.

Speaker: Okay, that's 13, 13 to 26. An hour 26 plus 37 more minutes. This is going to be over two-hour episode. We hope you enjoy it. We might have broke our own record, just the two of us. Yeah. Just yapping. Honestly, i don't think... Not a lot is going to get cut. I mean, we start off talking about how i jerk my meat.

Speaker: This has been all-day project. You got here at 9.30, 9.30. Yeah. and it's just... but Now it is 10.30, and we're still recording. It's like, it was fun. I mean, this is enjoyable. 13 hour.

Speaker: We had a good time. Spoiler alert. You might get a little more tomorrow. We don't want to record. It'd be like a fucking random throw. We're going to record that. And it's just going to vlog, I guess. I don't know. We're going record it And then it's going to go on Patreon that we don't have. Right. Do you want us to get one?

Speaker: We're asking. Like we will make one. He's not asking me. He's asking you. Like we. Yeah. We'll make one. We'll make one for you because we love you deep down inside. i mean, really, there's no reason for us not to make one.

Speaker: Also, I just want to get this out there real quick. i um We had this discussion off to off the pod today, but we just think that if you're a fan of Infinite Annihilator, you should just like listen to our podcast. That's it.

Speaker: We just think that you'd like our podcast big. They just kind of go hand in hand. Yeah. Do you like Infinite Annihilator? You'd like our podcast. A lot of talking about... Don't make it too crazy. We're at the end. We're at the finish line here. I'm not going to you crazy. They just talk a lot about... They're anti... Christ. Christ.

Speaker: And we're pro-Satan. More or less. Yeah. They don't like how priests fuck kids. I don't like how priests fuck kids. Yeah, we're not okay with any of that. You know? That's wrong. Big wrong. Big wrong. And honestly, this movie should have been about Ethan Hawke going after the priests.

Speaker: Right. Yeah. Instead the kids. Right. Getting back. Yeah. And he could have been like, I'm getting back at you because I wanted to fuck those kids. Exactly. And you fucked them. So I'm going to kill you for that.

Speaker: He might have. So then he's kind of an anti-hero. Wow. He's like the... I'm just saying he didn't get to. He's like the punisher. Yeah. Of horror movies. Yeah. So that's been our episode.

Speaker: Yeah. and I mean, that's just it. We're done. That's it. um Joe and are going to go fuck in my bed. Yeah, hopefully. but I got a comfy fucking bed, huh? yeah Dude, I got to show the mattress. The mattress, I've been sleeping on the same side of that mattress for so long. It's like indented. You got to flip it.

Speaker: Yeah, I know. and I'm going to flip you tonight. Right. All angles. We'll see you guys on Tuesday. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark. I'm going to take you to a snow cabin and just suck your ass.