Introduction: Wiz Khalifa & Morning Alarms
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Welcome to Awakened Bake, an educational, high vibrational, mystical, spiritual, pot, I'm sorry, podcast from two girls, one joint in a journey to awaken what's inside all of us. In the words of the wise Wiz Khalifa, let's roll something and get the day started. Hey, motherfuckers. What's up? Good morning. Welcome. Hello. Welcome to that. Get a cup of coffee.
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Take a deep breath. Awake and bake with us. Awaken first. You probably already have. And now bake. Exactly. It'd be cool if you were turning us on in your sleep. I wonder if you could set it so that we play like as an alarm in the morning.
Pluto's Status & Astrological Significance
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You guys should all just wake up to the soothing sounds of Welcome to Awake and Bake.
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That was my that was my cute attempt at doing her theme song or intro I know and now I'm like I can't even think of what it sounds like I just did it. What do you mean? It was perfect
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Um, so you guys today we are talking about our final planet in the planet series Pluto the power of Nope, the planet of power the power of Pluto. Hey period honestly though, and it's not even really a planet sadly I don't know if you guys remember that horrible day in 2006 when they demoted Pluto
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from a planet he was doing his best slapped him with the title of a dwarf planet and I just you know he is he's up there and he's doing his thing and he's as planetary as any of the other planets hey a planet's a planet no matter how small it's not about the size of the planet guys it's not about the size as long as you can use it and he uses it with power and transformation
Astrological Role of Pluto
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Which I feel like is valid. Okay. All right. So obviously again, we're referencing the Secrets of Astrology book. And yeah, let's get right a little bit more into Pluto. It is a symbol of deep human emotions. Pluto shows itself in our actions as depth and intensity and transformation. And like we said, it was demoted. But like in astrology, guys, it's got its full power. We are. We love Pluto.
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In the sky Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the Sun and spends an average of 21 years in each sign but it's like path around the Sun is an oval and so because of this sometimes it's like 27 years in one sign and then they'll be 12 years in another sign so it's like a very It's hard to you know hard to track Pluto keeps you on your toes. Okay, something about Pluto is he's gonna transform
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I mean, that makes sense. Change. That makes sense. With power.
Pluto in Mythology & Influence
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Okay. In myth, the word Pluto comes to the Greek word pluton, pluton, I think, actually, meaning wealth or riches. In Greek myth, Pluto is named Hades or distant as the shadowy god who rules over the dead. He's also in charge of the precious gems buried under the ground. And then in the world around us, Pluto suggests the presence of hidden power, wealth,
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Archaeologists, psychotherapist, miners, and underworld criminals, spies, detectives, fall like are heavily impacted by this planet. Interesting, you know? So if you guys are like a spy, you might love Pluto. You're probably drawn to this planet. It's a co-ruler of Scorpio. There's no day of the week for it. The metal is plutonium, shocker, and the color is like a maroon dark red.
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Think of a lot like period blood. It's that color. So now sit with the thought of period blood and we're gonna take an ad.
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All right, so aside from period blood, guys, when you think about Pluto, I want you to think about power. I want you to think about transformation, secrets, control. And I do kind of want you to consider survival or cycles of birth and death. And this is because Pluto deals with crisis and profound change.
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Like, I feel like that is so on brand with kind of the way the collective has been feeling recently. Yeah, which makes sense because it's a planet that also controls like the collective too, kind of. Yeah. Oh, and it's one of those planets that like we talk about in some episodes. It goes in phases, right? So it's not like, oh yeah, my Pluto's in this, my Pluto's in that. We all kind of share where it is.
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So yeah, it has to do with power It gives us the strength to not only feel powerful but even in times when we feel powerless or invisible What you're gonna call on that platonic energy to like really rise from those situations. It is super intense though. It's a very heavy and dark feeling and Oftentimes if you're an eco-friendly whore, this is for you You probably care about like waste and recycling and giving trash new life and you know I know like that's what a positive spin on a kind of heavy
Metaphors of Transformation
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It's you know for a dwarf planet. You're heavy as fuck eggs. That's what I'm saying. It also has to do with secrets Okay, so it signifies the things that we want to hide or live in the shadows that could be because we don't want to face them or because we're ashamed but all of that still has to do with Pluto and then finally Metamorphosis so like the butterfly example that we always talk about this literally says in the book that the butterfly like the caterpillar Okay, bitches
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the caterpillar journey to becoming a butterfly. That is like exactly the Pluto energy. However, often the cocoon phase comes from tragedy. Sorry, sorry to say it. But you know what? From tragedy we regrow.
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Yeah, like Phoenix being born from the ashes exactly so the only difference I would say is like a caterpillar knows it's gonna go on the cocoon it purposely makes it Pluto's gonna come out of left field and punch you in the fucking face and flip your life upside down and you're gonna fall into a deep deep cocoon and then the door is gonna shut on you and you're gonna be screaming for a few months and then someday it'll open and you'll be like oh I'm light as a feather flying like a butterfly
Pluto in Capricorn: Society & Economy
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Okay, so we kind of touched on it, but it's a transpersonal planet. So right the sign placement affects like the group, not just the individual. And it's going to be in like it's signed for a few years. So right now we are in Capricorn. And kind of like some things that have happened in relation like to the now from Pluto is that banking crisis leads to economic collapse and world recession really
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Holy shit. Talk about crazy change. Wow. Wow. And we guys said we're part of this movement to like help be part of the resolution. And you know what the other movement is that actually ours are both of me and Danny because you're ninety eight. Ninety seven. Ninety seven. Ninety seven. And I'm ninety five. So our Pluto is in Sagittarius, which is corruption and religious institutions exposed.
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Bitch, proud as fuck. Proud as fuck. And financial extravaganza. Nope, extravaganza. Save shit.
THC Design Critique & Creativity
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Save shit, you guys. If it wasn't clear, also, we are belligerently high. We got that good kush. Oh, and also, shout out to THC Design. Every single time we buy from you guys, we absolutely love it, but quick little recommendation. Your packaging is like...
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a little much it's a little much it's a little it's yeah it's a lot it's a lot i don't need like a cardboard box and then glass jar and like and the inside of the glass jar is a little bit hard to maneuver yeah um however if you i'm sure you're not listening but if you are and you want to sponsor us and we can work on something you can maybe do like a little thc redesign
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Ooh Awakened bacon THC redesign, but yeah you guys have the best fucking weed every single time I order from you guys I'm like this just smacked me in the face like I I thought I needed to take a tea break But I just needed to try THC design So we love so we love you, but I'm packaging to honor our Pluto and our waste control and so like we just wanted to bring up packaging and
Gratitude & Personal Balance
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It's a little much. Thank you for real. We love you guys. Thank you for listening and supporting us and just being patient and understanding that like life happens and like it sometimes happens to us as well. And we're trying to keep up with the podcast, but also be vulnerable and honest and like, yeah, it's been a lot and we're doing our best. And yeah, we're staying high. So should you. Bye.