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EP. 71 VAULT: Zathura (2005)
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Introduction and Banter
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That a shtick like that, dude! Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
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That's how identify the Doteca e-drunk.
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
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Scrub in the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Two Guys One Screen Podcast.
Discussion on 'Zathura' and 'Jumanji' Connection
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My name is Nick. And I'm Gerald. And today, Zathura, the 2005 cult.
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Cult classic? Not a cult. Not a cult. It flopped. This is a movie that you were dying for me to see. I really was.
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What the fuck happened to my voice? sound like Dirty Towers.
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oh oh ah watersh shit. Oh, You're good? Yeah, I'm good. I was very excited for you to watch this movie.
00:01:49
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um yeah it was it was a film um this this guy we're gonna get into the cast list in a minute but the writer uh one of the co-writers this movie also co-wrote jumanji and the jumanji remake which um i was gonna call it the jumanji ripoff but it's not it's just the same dude writing it he really finessed the shit out of hollywood huh Yeah, right?
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Ugh. All right. All right. um I guess we'll do the little... plug ah So, follow us on Instagram, twoguysonescreenpod.
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Watch the clips. Let us know what you think. Send in some suggestions, even though we're pretty much booked. I have no idea when this coming out, but we're booked. All right, we'll do some physical media pickups. we need a sound for physical media pickups. Bush, we got to get something. We got to get something, right?
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Maybe that from... from ah
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Comethazine song. He's like, I just bought so much shit. but You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, I do. ah think a high riseer maybe I don't know.
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Don't go down with my chopper.
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Chopper, eat like lobster. don't know. don't know, bro. So I got... a evil dead one
Horror Movie Bracket Results and Opinions
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steel book sealed it's not sealed anymore because i put it on my wall a blu-ray a blu-ray yeah not
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sure what i was gonna say there um i also got ah you know what i found what'd you find die hard 2
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Is that hard to find? um so I don't know. I think so. That's the wrong one. Sorry. Yeah, I found Hard 2. So now I got the trilogy. That's all I need. Are you a big Die Hard guy?
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I like the trilogy. And then they fall off. I think one's good. I think it's a little overrated, though. 1's really good. I guess we have fucking lawn mowing now. Before was banging, now we have lawn mowing.
00:04:18
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but That's fucking so stupid. Have you seen Hard 3? I haven't seen anything past Die Hard 1. Oh. Die Hard 2 is fine. Die Hard 3 has ah Samuel L. Jackson.
00:04:32
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Does it really? I've a lot of his films. Co-host, co-star. And then to top you off, I got... You can top me off. I got this Shudder movie called Prevenge.
00:04:46
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Oh, right. I started watching that. Yeah, I found that at Big Lots. Really? Yeah. That's the same person that wrote ah The Substance, right? Or directed The Substance?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You're so fucking dry there. ah you got you
'Zathura' Plot and Character Review
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I found it at Big Lots for $3.99. That's a steal. With a slip. I got a couple John's. You hear
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The first movie is called Away We Go. I'm pretty sure I know who recommended this to me. And if you're out there listening, fuck you. movie sucks. Away We Go.
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it is it's about It's a rom-com, which is not my thing at all. But ah for some reason, they casted ah John Krasinski. You know that is?
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Jim from The Office. and Yeah, thank you. ah They casted him and his wife in this movie is Maya Rudolph.
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Who dat? oh you don't know who she is, you know fucking John Krasinski is. Maya Rudolph is the lady that voices ah the hormone Monstrous. Oh, okay. In Mouth. Shut the fuck up, man. Get out of here.
00:06:05
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She's all right. It's just a weird couple, I think. but And the humor is kind of odd, but essentially they go around the country visiting old friends because they're looking somewhere to move and start their family. But it's quite boring, and the comedy just didn't really hit for me.
00:06:20
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I've already watched it. It was pretty mid. If you want a good rom-com, watch 50 First Dates. He's also mid. What the fuck? Yeah.
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Yeah, it is Sorry, brother. Yeah. Also got Wonka on Blu-ray. Really loved the steelbook they put out for but you basically can't find that. So I sell for a discounted Wonka.
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all of this was wild because ah got that at a Barnes & Noble discounted. Barnes & Noble typically reams you from behind. How you turn.
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ah and you got to find ah You got to go in there. Having the sales. Having the deals. having the deals And the last one I'll mention, ah this one I've been actually kind of looking to watch. e There's a criteria on so if I like this, I'll get a the criteria on.
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It's called The Others with Nicole Kidman. Yeah. Never seen it. Heard it's very good. Have you seen it? I've heard it's very good. Okay. I have the criteria on 4K.
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Oh, well, if you watch it, let me know. You won't. Yeah. I won. Eventually. ah All right. So those are our pickups for for this week.
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So we're here again and the future to go over round two of the horror bracket. I'm blind again. and not because I jerk off too much, but that's coming soon.
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Do you go blind from jerking off too much? that thing? I've heard that. I don't know if it's like valid or not. I mean, did beat it in the shower today. so that's a fact. Let's go I don't think, i don't know how we recorded the the thorough episode, but just for reference, what you're about to listen to, we recorded November 3rd, 2024. this is actually Big Vault.
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Big Vault, and there's like, there's a lot of stuff that needed to be cut back then, because we were like, that's probably too much, but now like, once to hear it certain movies are out now, so we're like, ah did you uncensor it?
00:08:21
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Yeah, there was some stuff I uncensored for sure. Nice, nice. Even today was still not okay. But I i could i can think of one. I can think of one thing you said for sure that just, you know, has to be behind a paywall if it ever goes out anywhere.
00:08:34
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Sure. This is the... This is... ah This is the first time that ah we really fucking let loose, and i don't it's just what it is.
00:08:45
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You know what's crazy? I should have bought it. i don't know why I didn't buy it. i saw a Zathura actual board game at the flea market. It was only $5. Yeah, for $5, sure.
00:08:58
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I didn't know if the all the pieces were there, though. Yeah, you're a piece. I didn't know what i was looking for, you know? Yeah.
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Hey, you know? I'd be there.
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um All right, so here's the results from round two. I'm excited. um we're gonna do I'll do them in the ah in the order that's most interesting, from least to most interesting. Well, but they're all interesting.
00:09:22
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You got Saw III versus Hatchet. I'm going to assume the Saw III blew Hatchet out of the water. That's exactly what happened. Saw III won Let's fucking go. You know what I mean?
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I'm for it. That's a W because hatchets not good. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. funnel for saw three the next round Fuck it.
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ah Next we got It Follows versus Creepshow.
00:09:52
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This is honestly hilarious, but a bit depressing that you fucking people think this. It Follows versus Creepshow That's too much. Dude, Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe not maybe our audience is more aligned with modern horror.
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You know,
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i just think they're fucking wrong. Honestly. I just think they hate those movies where it's like anthologies. forgot what you call those. Well, they're fucking wrong. Right. Because I can haters.
00:10:24
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what are You know, yeah i just i would just think of the great horror anthologies. Trick or Treat? Creepshow? Trick or Treat. You said... Creepshow?
00:10:35
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Yeah, it almost said Boys in the Hood. It's a Also good movie.
00:10:44
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Alright, what do we do next? Do you wanna know you want to know Fright Night Henry first? Fright Night Henry gotta go last because that's the one I'm excited for.
00:10:55
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okay We got the Human Centipede 2 going up against Train to Busan. And Cuz tracked Human Centipede 2.
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I mean, even fucking close. I said Dark Horse is looking at Train to Busan. It's kicked out next year.
00:11:18
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Well, it did make it to the second round, but I'm all for kicking it out. yeah Do you want to just say if you're in the bracket two years in row, you don't make it? We're going to get bigger and better things in the bracket.
00:11:30
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But don't you think the runner-up should be allowed to win? Runner-up, for sure. They need to be able to redeem. Yeah, and obviously, yeah, and I think we should just put Henry in there. we should If Henry doesn't make it all the way, like we should just say fuck it and just do a Henry recording.
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You know?
00:11:50
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yeah We still haven't done it. Yeah, but shout to Henry. All right, so your for your very last one, Fright Night versus Henry Portrait Serial Killer. On the website, they're still tied four to four.
00:12:04
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I posted a poll today, or last night actually, pretty late, and it just said pick one, Fright Night or Henry. And um ah have to report that Fright Night won.
00:12:18
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And that Henry's out. And unfortunately, you're the only
Revisiting Horror Bracket and Future Speculations
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person that voted Henry. God damn Yeah. Yeah. And ah I just want to say, if i didnt I abstained from voting, and if I had voted for dan Henry, we still wouldn't have gotten Henry.
00:12:34
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So, unfortunately, Fright Night. Not unfortunately. I'm happy won, but it's kind of it's getting its due.
00:12:42
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Yeah, so Fright Night is the winner, winner, chicken dinner. So here you're we're down to the final four movies, people. You got the Human Centipede 2 versus Saw 3.
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and you got Fright Night versus It Follows. Now, if It Follows means Fright Night, we're going have a fucking problem.
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We're to have a fucking problem if Fright Night ah loses to It Follows because now it's like, all right, like, come on, bro. Yeah, but probably not a lot of people know it. That's the thing.
00:13:14
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And then, dude, Human Centipede has came from a massive comeback round one and then just destroyed Train to Busan round two. Just crushing fucking Asian people in this fucking movie.
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And now it's going up against Saw 3. I'm scared. but now it's like, what Do you think people are just voting on a name alone? Like, what's the bigger name?
00:13:38
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How many people voted on this podcast? Eight. Well, my cousins voted, and they listened. Mark and Autumn voted, so that's four. yeah So then there's four left. you know They don't listen. but mark around Autumn said, do that she made me feel good. She's catching up.
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She admitted she was behind. She's catching up.
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But Mark said that he plays it in his pocket and doesn't listen to it. Fuck you, Mark, still. So fuck you, Mark. be shit Yeah.
Extended 'Zathura' Review and Humorous Observations
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ah What is the – what do what do you want for the finals? Because obviously I want Fright Night.
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And then between Human Centipede 2 and Saw 3, like would be fucking hilarious if we did an episode on Human Centipede 2. But I fucking love 3. That's the thing. What's going to get the better episode? don't know.
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don't know.
00:14:28
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I mean, Human Centipede 2 will go off the rails. and you want If you want like in like the best the best review, number one for sure would be It Follows You, the most entertaining because I love that movie and you hate it.
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So it would just be would just be ah good it would be entertaining, bare minimum. Fright Night, I would equate to like our recording on American Werewolf in London. I mean, you think just because of the whole nature of it? Like the actual genre?
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Sure. Probably. Yeah, it might be a bit less.
00:15:04
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But there is practical effects in all of these movies, actually. F-f-f-f-f-fact. Well, actually, It Follows doesn't have shit. There's nothing literally in that movie to even talk about because there's nothing.
00:15:17
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Literally nothing. All right. Unfortunately, you're just wrong, and that's just going to be what it is. But in The Human Centipede 2, obviously, we'd go fucking wild for that. We'd go crazy. Oh, yeah.
00:15:27
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We'd go fucking crazy. I might in some of the adventures of Human Centipede 2. and You might be eating my fucking asshole or I'm eating your asshole. Whichever works.
00:15:40
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If we 69, we can eat each other's assholes. So what what are you rooting for now? Loki, i want to want to say it follows just to tear it apart. But I'm going to go Fright Night because that's going to be a movie I'm going to enjoy watching.
00:15:53
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Yeah. And... Human Centipede, Dark Horse, dude. No, I'm saying Saw 3. I fucking love Saw 3. So... Yeah, um'm I'll be posting my personal page to encourage Fright Night and Saw 3.
00:16:08
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Right, and then... Man, that's the bottom of... or not the bottom. The battle of, like... The baddies right there. Like the gross movies? Saw 3 has the pigs that go in the grinder and fucking... Drown that guy. hasn't drowned, but... Spoilers for Saw 3.
00:16:25
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Brain surgery? Great movie. And you just get all of Human Centipede. And then I'm just going to fucking all those steals and it's just going what it is for Saw, the first three. It's just what it is.
00:16:38
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Fucking great. All right. Well, anyways, enjoy ah this episode on Zathura. This is a fucking vault. and Kids. Maybe we'll just tell you right now what's coming out next week so you're aware.
00:16:51
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Next week, I believe we're putting out our review on him. He is him. That's what you'll be hearing next week for episode 72. Him. him right black people Shout out to the Namians, and we'll fucking see you guys next week.
00:17:08
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Doodles.
00:17:14
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We'll get into our review of Zathura, a space adventure. Is it called just Zathura or Zathura, a space adventure? I've only known it as Zathura, but the board game says space adventure.
00:17:26
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It is, tis, space adventure. Do you remember the first time you ever watched this? or you remember watching as a kid? I watched it as a kid on Cartoon Network. Never seen the movie in my life.
00:17:39
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ah So my first time watching was as a 27. My I'm 26. A 26-year-old adult male. don't know why i said that. ah Here is your cast.
00:17:51
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Well, it's directed by Jon Favreau. You know Jon Favreau. He's Happy Hogan. Sure. Sure. He's been in all sorts of shit. we don't need to go over his life, his ah work career history. God, I'm choking, man. Holy shit.
00:18:08
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Josh Hutcherson, a.k.a. Jess from Bridge to Terabithia, reprises his role. It's not a reprisal. He's just back in Hollywood, and he plays Walter Budwing.
00:18:23
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What a dumb last name. air Yeah, i agree. Bridge to Terabithia came out two years after this.
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What you said. um Jonah Bobo his plays Danny, his younger brother. Dax Shepard plays an astronaut.
00:18:42
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I don't... There's no reason. I just have an irrational hatred for da Shepard. He just kind of annoys me. Maybe it's his face. The only movie other than this I've seen him in is... ah What's that thing? With a Paddle?
00:18:55
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Is that the movie? Is it called With a Paddle? I'm pretty sure. It's something... With a paddle. It's a him, Matthew Lillard, and Seth Green.
00:19:06
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Don't know.
00:19:08
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I've seen him in Idiocracy, bad movie. I don't remember him in The Judge. Maybe we like one of the siblings in The Judge. The Judge is a good movie, though. ah He's in Baby Mama. He's in Employee the Month, all bad movies.
00:19:21
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He's in Old Dogs, bad movie.
00:19:26
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Uh, yeah. Not the biggest fan of Dax Shepard, but I don't have any real backing for it, so putting that out there. Kristen Stewart is Lisa Budwing, their older sister. Kristen Stewart, of course, from, uh, everything.
00:19:42
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Twilight. Twilight. She was in Love Lies Bleeding this year. if this Well, this is not going to come out this year. She was in Love Lies Bleeding last year. ah yeah. She's a bunch shit.
00:19:55
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Well known. Very young. ah The jump scare of the century, Tim Robbins as the father of ah Walter and Danny. I did not expect that at all. Fuck the name Walter, by the way.
00:20:07
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Yeah, fuck that name. Dumb fucking name. ah Frank Oz, the legendary Frank Oz, ah voices the robot. And you got a couple people dressed up as Zorgons, which the Zorgons were fucking nightmare fuel, dude.
00:20:22
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Oh, yeah, dude. Sometimes they were practical. Sometimes they were CGI. I couldn't tell the difference. Oh, okay. It was on Netflix where I watched this because I don't own it. Okay.
00:20:33
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You own it, right? o Yeah, I watched the Blu-ray. right, we're going to get into the the review. the move The movie opened with... ah Tim Robbins, the father, dad, and Walter playing catch.
00:20:53
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um And Walter's turn's done, but Walter ain't too happy about it. Because Danny sucks. Relatable. You're the weakest link.
00:21:06
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He can't catch. And ah they try to do like this like whole like setup of, oh, you're in a baseball or field or whatever, or throw you the game-winning catch, and then the Walter just ruins it.
00:21:17
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And then Danny come with some heat, calls him a dick. Danny's like fucking seven, six. Yeah, I think six, they said. And they called him a dick. Yeah, called him a dick and ran inside. Pretty good.
00:21:28
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There's some good, like, burns in this movie, actually. Yeah, surprisingly. um And Danny runs inside and he hides in the, they have a dumb waiter. They're that kind of rich. They're dumb rich. They got a dumb waiter.
00:21:42
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um Dumb rich with a dumb waiter. they Which is like, that is some rich guy shit. yeah
00:21:53
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And I forgot exactly what what Tim Robbins says, but it's something about telling Danny he's good at piano. And then Danny was basically like alludes like him and his wife are divorced.
00:22:07
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hmm. He's like, oh, it's all going to work out or something. he's like yeah, like you and mom. And he like ran away. That's fucked up. like Damn, dude. You guys go through some shit, dude. The fuck? That's your mom. Yeah. um Then he still follows him like into Danny's bedroom.
00:22:22
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And.
00:22:25
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He says that he that Danny's special and Danny like you're just saying that because ah you can't think anything else. Then his dad won't even admit that ah Danny has a better imagination than Walter does. Fuck Walter.
00:22:40
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Walter's a fucking dickhead in this movie, dude. Walter's pretty hateable. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah, I don't. um Then ah the Tim Robbins is like, I got to go to work. I have a meeting. And they're like, well, it's Saturday. He's like, yeah, I got to do this, whatever. And he's like, we're I'm taking you to your mom's house.
00:22:59
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They're not happy about that. And then he goes sit down and Walter is like trying to play catch with him. And. He's got like big.
00:23:10
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i don't know if it's daddy issues or what, but he just wants to be loved. Just wants attention all the time. And then Danny comes down and sees that and he's pissed. ah And he wants to play board games, but Walter says he's a cheater.
00:23:26
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um And I forgot exactly what Danny pulls out, but Walter's like, I'm in fourth grade with a girlfriend. Like, he's, like, grown up or whatever. Yeah, like, shut the fuck up, kid.
00:23:37
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Dude, what? And then... You look like a school shooter at the age of, like, ten, all right? um Then they start playing these walkie-talkies, and Danny breaks one of them.
00:23:53
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Uh, and the boys start arguing and the football gets thrown and a drink spills on Tim Robbins is artwork. I guess he draws cars. Yeah. it's like he's a car designer.
00:24:04
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How is that a career? Just draw cars. don't know. But it must be a good enough career. You see the size of this fucking house? You got a dumb waiter.
00:24:14
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um Yeah, that's what I call fat ass. Damn, she got a dumb waiter on her. Yeah, she got a dumb waiter on her.
00:24:25
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Tim Robbins is pissed that his fucking drawing has water all over it or a drink, whatever the fuck it was. And he goes upstairs to wake up Lisa, who is Kristen Stewart, who is asleep. And she's like, I got a day at eight o'clock. And he's like, yeah, it's 2 p.m.
00:24:39
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You're fine. You can get up now. ah And when he walks of the room, she goes back to sleep. And then we cut to Danny, who's playing video games. And while he's playing, Walter just turns it off. What a piece of shit.
00:24:54
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Like, get the fuck out of here, dude. what Man's just trying to place them games just trying to play some Jack 3, alright?
00:25:03
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ah Then they put on, if I didn't say, ah Tim Robbins leaves the house, like with them with Lisa. And that's it. He's like, I gotta i gotta go 10 minutes and I'll be back.
00:25:14
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um Then they're watching Spongebob and Walter sees that Danny's like laughing and like enjoying the show. He turns it off and turns on SportsCenter. Who the fuck watches SportsCenter at like 8 years old? Yeah, what the fuck? Like, are you trying to be an aspiring athlete?
00:25:29
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Probably not, little fat fuck. He couldn't run in British Terabithia. Yeah, and he's watching SportsCenter for the worst sport ever, baseball. The fuck? ah Danny comes downstairs with like a a baseball and he's like trying to play catch and then he just like throws it at Walter's face.
00:25:51
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And this is some real bullying. This is some real bullying. ah Danny sends a... Walter sends Danny down in the dumbwaiter to like the basement, which what the, how big is their basement?
00:26:07
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That shit's huge. Huge. I mean, just the biggest thing I've ever seen. Like it doesn't end. It's just like a sprawling, massive. There's definitely, taught that there's definitely tunnels to like fucking Epstein Island down there. I mean, yeah it goes on forever.
00:26:22
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Spiders up the ass. Probably. Probably. ah Danny's like trying to get out of the basement and he finds Zathura under the stairs and he brings it upstairs and he shows he shows Walter.
00:26:35
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What box? The box of Zathura. You want to my box? o He comes up upstairs, he opens it, and he Danny like twists, they call it a key.
00:26:49
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This key, and then presses go. It's like how you take your turn in this game. ah And his little shit moves, and a car comes out. His little shit moves. I said shit, but didn't mean say shit.
00:27:03
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His little shit moves. See the fucking wank wiggling, know what saying? Hey, yo! Relax over there.
00:27:13
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um And the card says meteor shower. Take evasive action. The problem is Danny can't fucking read because he's like six. Me. Me. need Me. me me The funniest part, of to bo by the way, is when but when when Dax Shepard looks at Danny goes, you're me.
00:27:36
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Yeah. Yeah. ah ah All of a sudden, meteors start hitting their living room. You're like, whoa, he's coming down.
00:27:48
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For real. And they hide in the fireplace, which is, you know, they always hide in the fireplace, if you guys are wondering. It's not a bad idea.
00:27:59
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When the meteor stop coming down, they notice it only has hit the living room. And then they see a hole in the ceiling. And they're like, oh it's night outside.
00:28:10
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Well, you're in outer space, kid. Guess what? ah you What? Yeah, so the house gets like teleported to outer space, right? And through the entire movie, I'm just thinking, how are they breathing?
00:28:22
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Yeah, why did Dax Shepard come in in with an astronaut helmet on? Right. And then take it off in their house. Right. And also the water the water and the gas work.
00:28:35
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Yeah, I don't fucking get the logic here.
00:28:39
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Somebody explain it to us, please. Somebody come get her.
00:28:45
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Dancing on my my Peter.
00:28:57
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So they realize they're in outer space. not It's not fucking nighttime. And they're arguing over who's going to tell Lisa what's going on. Because Lisa went back to sleep. She's asleep. She's lit.
00:29:08
Speaker
She's lit. And she kind of wakes up because she hears them arguing. And she looks outside and thinks, again, it's nighttime and she can be late for her date. um And they argue like, no, we're like in outer space, whatever. And they're watch this game. And then they play the game and nothing happens.
00:29:27
Speaker
So she just slams her bathroom door on them.
00:29:31
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Uh, and then it's Danny's turn and he pulls a card that puts Lisa in a cryogenic sleep for five turns. So the whole bathroom turns to ice, ice, ice, baby.
00:29:43
Speaker
There you go. Uh, and then Walter comes in with a fucking can of like hairspray and a lighter and like try to melt her. And Danny's like, you fucking nuts. You fucking nuts.
00:29:56
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Uh,
00:29:58
Speaker
They then read the instructions of the game. They have to finish the game to get out of space. Others are stuck up there. Have to. Have to. No choice. ah Walter pulls a robot defective card.
00:30:14
Speaker
And this little tiny ass robot comes out. And they're arguing. He's like, you're just jealous. I have a robot. What the fuck? The shadow made it look like it was real big. Right.
00:30:25
Speaker
Like he hates his brother so much. He just flex in that he got a robot. A little three-inch robot. like He's like, I'll point it. Then it transforms this big-ass robot. Yeah, it's like the size of Shaq.
00:30:39
Speaker
Oh, we missed this. The most iconic line in the movie. He looks at the robot and says get me a give me a juice box, biatch. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Uh, and it turns, it like transforms like a big ass robot and it says they're alien life forms and starts attacking them, but it crashes into the fireplace and, uh, it's like kind of stuck. It's arms are stuck. It's like, help me step bro. I'm stuck.
00:31:03
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Fuck my tight metal ass step bro.
00:31:09
Speaker
Hey, relax. o ah Disgusting.
00:31:20
Speaker
Walter's like Danny take your turn while the robot's stuck but the key is not in the game it's like on the floor and Walter grabs it for Danny then this robot like gets unstuck and starts chasing Walter
00:31:35
Speaker
um but he misses he like blasts out the window and like goes into space and they're like oh cool he's gone man does a fucking boomerang and comes through the other wall but Flamin' Hot Cheetos through the door. Flamin' Hot Cheetos kind of give me the shits.
00:31:55
Speaker
They're like too spicy. I've never had them before. Only regular Cheetos. I don't know how white girls eat those. They like, you know, they just like devour them, bitches. And it's like...
00:32:07
Speaker
you not have the same Do you have the same digestive system I have? Because my shit don't work when I eat that shit. I mean, i definitely have IBS. I got something wrong with my shit. You know what mean? yeah irritable ball syndrome.
00:32:19
Speaker
My balls are shrinking. It's not even irritable ball syndrome. It's shrinking ball syndrome. Dude, I got no stack.
00:32:32
Speaker
i should My shit's just... It doesn't stop. Oh, shit. S-B-S.
00:32:44
Speaker
Um... So this robot blasts through. Blast in the ass. Flaming hot Cheeto style. and Right. The card, they start getting sucked into... do you pronounce it? Tessaurus?
00:33:00
Speaker
It's like a big ass... It looks like the sun. Like in the gravity field. like Oh, yeah. It's like a planet though, right? yeah ah Sure, but it looks like it's on fire.
00:33:14
Speaker
had to pick on my roid. but Dude, that's the best when it scratches that itch. Yep. Only farts can scratch a word like that. Right, because I'm not putting my finger up in there.
00:33:26
Speaker
I would. Like for you, not for myself. um Oh, you'd finger my ass to itch me? Yeah, if you needed it. That's what I'm talking about. If you stand you yes ask me nicely.
00:33:40
Speaker
It's dedication. o ah
00:33:46
Speaker
So the house starts fucking going into like this planet or whatever. Lisa falls down the stairs her frozen ass. ah And the robot like blasts like down. or um He's like trying to grab Walter. And it falls to like the door.
Climactic Analysis of 'Zathura'
00:34:02
Speaker
And it ends up in the basement like kind of like shattered.
00:34:05
Speaker
Yeah. ah and And Walter goes down to investigate in the basement. And the robot like has his shoe. Which I believe this kid's sporting LeBron 2s. I'm pretty sure they're LeBron 2s. The pair of shoes that he had, I wanted for a long time.
00:34:22
Speaker
Oof. Yeah. Well, back then, not now. Uh, not back then. Yeah. um
00:34:33
Speaker
They haul Lisa's ass back up the stairs into the bathroom. ah And then they keep playing the game. And Walter gets promoted to Admiral. And Danny's done playing. He's like, I'm done with this shit.
00:34:45
Speaker
And I'm gonna go make mac and cheese. And Walter's you don't know how to fucking do it, you retard. Can't say that. But ah he's like, you can't you don't know how to do it. um And they get into an argument because Danny doesn't want to play.
00:34:59
Speaker
and then he's like, do you promise me not to be mean anymore? And he's like, yeah, sure. He's like, yeah. Or if was on the lower side, he would be like, like that.
00:35:17
Speaker
that what you're going for? Oh, no. Yeah. oh Which he's not. Or maybe he is. We don't know. i Anyways, we never find out what happens with the mac and cheese. It never gets made.
00:35:31
Speaker
But he says there's no gas, no water, and both those things work. ah It's Danny's turn, and they get visited by the aforementioned Zorgons, who start attacking their house, which is some pretty bad-looking CGI, but it is 2005.
00:35:49
Speaker
Yeah. They start like they have like cannons coming out of the side of the ship and just just blowing the fuck out of the house. They're blowing the house? Yeah. ah Walter takes a turn and it just says reprogram.
00:36:04
Speaker
So at first I thought this meant because later in the film, Walter accuses Danny of cheating. I thought, oh, maybe the reprogram card moved his ship back.
00:36:17
Speaker
But that's not what happened. So not a good shot. Good try. Good try. Really? We're doing this right now? I'm not fucking special needs.
00:36:29
Speaker
Holy shit.
00:36:33
Speaker
Uh.
00:36:40
Speaker
Danny goes. He still doesn't want to play anymore. And he's trying to read this card. And he's he thinks it says. Rest on standing AstroTurf. he's like no. What does it really say? He's like that's what it says.
00:36:54
Speaker
And it says actually. Rescue stranded astronaut. How do you get AstroTurf? da shit Well when you're fucking six. you can't read. Astronaut AstroTurf. There's no T. I want an Astro nut in that ass.
00:37:08
Speaker
Hey yo. Imagine nothing in space. It just goes... Like when he spit in the beginning of the film. yeah But imagine that coming out cock.
00:37:21
Speaker
That'd be kind of cool. You could like run after it.
00:37:26
Speaker
How would you run after it? There's space! Air swim. And then go like... make that ah Get it in your mouth. Play it like play a game. Taste your own sperm?
00:37:39
Speaker
Yeah, see how many loads you can catch in your mouth. You know what actually would be good? If they had a Did like Jizz Kid on a Triscuit. Or like... ah What's it called? Like the sticky ookie cookie. cookie And you have to try to shoot you shoot your rope onto the cookie in space.
00:37:55
Speaker
the yes and it would kind of be like uh like curling where like you have like scrub in front of us it slows down and lands on top of the cookie
00:38:07
Speaker
but is it like uh yeah but you can't keep going mont you're like you know you gotta wait a couple hours to like restock take that blue chew we're not sponsored but we're not pop one of those pop one of those in oh rough that would have no one what you can beat you can beat your meat more times with blue chew they advertise round two yeah you can fucking get hard again wow but i don't have that problem i can i can go round i can go probably three rounds in a row yeah
00:38:39
Speaker
No, it was not like it's not like nut and then like we're going again. It's like nut and then like where did the nut go? We got to find the nut, clean the nut up, and then like, all right, let's go again.
00:38:54
Speaker
I got wait like two hours. Yeah, my my recharge time was pretty good. But it probably isn't anymore my diet is terrible. I got to plug myself in. So Dax Shepard, the astronaut, shows up.
00:39:08
Speaker
And as we mentioned before, he takes his helmet off. Whoa. How would you breathe inside? Yeah. Also, there's holes in your fucking house. So it's not like the oxygen is just staying in the house. Right. It would just be sucked out.
00:39:21
Speaker
want to get sucked out. These are questions that we have. Um...
00:39:29
Speaker
And he's like, yeah, it looks like you got a Zorgon problem. He's like, we're gonna hide the house. How the fuck are you going to hide the house? He tells, well, we come to find out that, we'll show you, that ah the Zorgons are basically xenomorphs.
00:39:44
Speaker
They're attracted to heat seeking, or heat signatures, sorry. Uh, and they can't see. So they turn out all the lights. They turn off all electrical equipment and the astronaut tells Walter to turn off the furnace, the pilot light. And like, what's a pilot light?
00:40:01
Speaker
Which is cute. Cause you don't know pilot it is. Uh, and then Walter just, instead of turning the pilot light off to the furnace, he just turns the thermostat down to 48 degrees.
00:40:14
Speaker
So that'll be a problem later. Uh,
00:40:19
Speaker
Then the boys come back and the astronaut is covering their couch with lighter fluid. And, uh... Hey! Yo! You gonna pay for that replacement couch?
00:40:30
Speaker
What the do you mean? Yeah, lighting my fucking couch on fire. Uh, and then there's this weird part where, like, they just, like, are staring at each other for a little bit. Like, he lights it on fire just looking at each other. He's like, well, are you come help me?
00:40:43
Speaker
No. No. No, you push it. Yeah, you fucking push it. They kick it outside and they watch these Zorgon heat. Say it.
00:40:55
Speaker
Say it.
00:40:59
Speaker
I had problems. don't know what that means. I had a pituitary problem. I went through puberty too early. Petunia, isn't that a flower? Yeah, petunia is a flower, but pituitary gland controls all your hormones. Your flower blossoming inside you?
00:41:17
Speaker
Yeah, I bloomed. You became our a hairy, raging monster?
00:41:25
Speaker
ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. It's alright. Spread your petals. Spread the love.
00:41:36
Speaker
Show me your cloaca. Your color what? Show me your fucking colon is what you really would say. Your cloaca. What is that? Is it the most dangling thing in the back of your throat?
00:41:47
Speaker
That's your uvula. wanna fuck that. yeah I wanna lick. I wanna suck out of your uvula.
00:41:57
Speaker
That's your gag reflex. So you're going throw up if it gets touched.
00:42:04
Speaker
All right. Well, I'm not sure how much that going be able to keep, but probably not a lot of it. um This movie is an hour and 40 minutes. I just want to say that. I feel like it doesn't need to be too long. Yeah, didn't drawill along but little long in the tooth.
00:42:17
Speaker
It was a little too long when Danny was trying to get the game back. game back trying to get his game back trying to get his game back he's trying to fuck all them females orgons right in their lizard puss i wish they had i wish they had females orgons right like just put a little lipstick on the one it's called a female sure so where were we even
00:42:44
Speaker
Oh, the astronaut. They push the couch. they They kick the couch out the door because it's on fire. And the lizards follow it. and The astronaut sits down their kitchen and starts eating all their food. And Walter's like, hey, dude, that's all our stuff, man.
00:42:57
Speaker
haven't been trying out here for years. I'm fucking hungry for a sandwich. Hey, man, I should have been named Chad, not Walter. I'm Chad. I shouldn't have been named Dax. Dax.
00:43:09
Speaker
What's his name? Dax Shepard, right? Dax Shepard, yeah. Oh, then they're arguing about, ah Walter's like, you gotta leave, bro. And the astronaut's like, I don't have to leave. I don't have to Danny drew me. Danny jerked me.
00:43:27
Speaker
Danny gave me that once around. Danny ripped me. who done the spin must say if I can stay. He who smelt it dealt it. And then ah Walter pulls out his card that he got promoted to like an admiral or whatever. He's like I'm an admiral. And he's like, oh yeah, me too, bud.
00:43:44
Speaker
And he's like, get that fucking shit of my face. He's like, it's just a fucking card. He should have offered to take his V card.
00:43:56
Speaker
then...
00:43:59
Speaker
um
00:44:02
Speaker
and then ah Danny says that he can stay. And Walter's pissed.
00:44:11
Speaker
And they get back to the game and Walter's fucking mad because his his fucking jaw, his little piece, is not in the right spot.
00:44:27
Speaker
His little piece? And he's like... Would you let me see your piece. We got to have a real podcast. A real one, okay? This is not a real podcast.
00:44:39
Speaker
Let me touch your piece. Let me get a piece of that. Says that Danny's a little cheater and that it's all his fault that is their parents got divorced and then everything's his fault. He's so fucking mad, dude.
00:44:59
Speaker
Um... And then Walter pulls a card that says he gets ejected for cheating. And he gets yeeted like the roof. Yeah, he gets fucking yeeted.
00:45:13
Speaker
And Danny's bright idea is to lasso a lamp over to him. And he misses. He's like, can you catch this lamp? And it just falls. And it shatters. He's like, hold on, I'll go get another lamp.
00:45:27
Speaker
but
00:45:30
Speaker
And then the astronaut gets his jet pack and grabs him. And there's a minute where you're like, oh are they gone forever? No, they come back.
00:45:42
Speaker
I never fell for that. yeah um ah Are jetpacks even real? No. Right? Those ones on the water are. Have seen those ones on the water?
00:45:53
Speaker
Yeah, but those are scary. Those aren't very practical. You could die. You could smash your face. Yeah, I don't fucking at all.
00:46:02
Speaker
Uniformful sniff.
00:46:06
Speaker
Lisa DeFrost, and she's freaking out.
00:46:11
Speaker
um Meanwhile, Walter... gets a shooting star card. Uh, and the astronauts like, Hey man, whatever you're thinking for, like wishing for it, don't wish it.
00:46:26
Speaker
Cause it's wrong. You don't want to do that. He's like, you what i'm thinking. know mean the star roll where are you? who ah and then the star passes and ah Walter will not tell homie what he wished for.
00:46:47
Speaker
And he's thinking, you wish that Danny never existed. Right. So he runs upstairs and he's like, why would you do that? And he says something to him.
00:46:58
Speaker
And Danny comes out from under the bed. and He's like, no. So he didn't wish Danny was gone. We find out that he wished for a football signed by Brett Favre. Talking about touching little boys. Not the best thing looking back on it.
00:47:13
Speaker
No, he didn't touch little boys, but he did he did send pictures of his himself to cheerleaders. That's not good. We hear this story about how the astronaut played this game 15 years ago and got in a massive fight with his brother.
00:47:29
Speaker
And when he got the shooting star card, he wished that the brother had never been born. And he's been stranded ever since because he can't finish the game.
00:47:38
Speaker
Can't find the board. Where the fuck the board go? My goddamn boar, where the fuck I put the boar at? Um...
00:47:49
Speaker
Uh... So... I don't know what the fuck we were. Oh, the Zorgons come back and they blast... What? ah what I where the fuck I was. ah And they blast the, uh... Living room off.
00:48:03
Speaker
Completely. They just take a whole chunk of their house out. That shit ah she gone. And, uh, the problem was the game was in there. And so was like the little gerbil that ah Dax was shoving up his ass.
00:48:16
Speaker
I'm just kidding. Richard. Oh, Richard. They're like, we got to attract the Zorgans to come back. And they start making a fire in the kitchen by breaking chairs and brooms and such things you can light on fire.
00:48:34
Speaker
And Lisa's in the bathroom and smells smoke and she comes downstairs. She's like, what the fuck are you guys doing? ah you You actually burnt the house down. they're like, don't put the fire out. We need it. Don't put the fire out. She puts the fire out.
00:48:47
Speaker
But right as she puts the fire out, the astronaut comes along. He's like, don't worry, guys. They're here. She's like, who the hell are you? There's Oregon. And this is where it's weird because there's like a love thing here.
00:48:59
Speaker
I just want to share this information to everybody so everybody knows. Um. Dax Shepard was born in 1975. Kristen Stewart was born in 1990. Okay. That's all I got to say. Hmm.
00:49:15
Speaker
Hmm. This is not a Disney movie, is it? No. Was she legal at this point?
00:49:22
Speaker
Well, 90 and she was born and this came out when? 2005? Yeah. She's 15. No. So, no. Ugh.
00:49:33
Speaker
Dax could be her dad. Yeah, he... If he fucked an older woman, he that's her dad. ah Yeah, yikes. So, they... ah Lisa finds the robot in the basement, freaks out.
00:49:52
Speaker
And the Zorgons are trying to board their house. So, the astronaut's like, you guys hide in here. i'm gonna go get the ah John, the board game.
00:50:02
Speaker
They will communicate through the walkie-talkies. But the walkie-talkies are broken because Danny broke them. Danny's a fulter. Hosey-ass bitch.
00:50:14
Speaker
um But they're actually not because the astronaut's just able to fix it. So he goes, and you don't see anything he's doing. And they lose contact. Then they hear footsteps outside.
00:50:25
Speaker
Door open. It's the astronaut. And he couldn't fucking get the board game. What we paying you for, man? Right. So Danny has the idea of using the dumbwaiter.
00:50:39
Speaker
And they're like, well, none of us fit. So we're going to send you down the dumbwaiter to get the board game. ah So Danny goes down the dumbwaiter. And then this part fucking aggravated me.
00:50:53
Speaker
ah He gets impatient. He's like, guys, I'm not down yet. And he's like shaking the thing. ah But there's a Zorgon coming. So they can't like move, I guess. ah And when he shakes it, the dumbwaiter drops and then the astronaut goes to grab it. How are your hands not just like destroyed?
00:51:11
Speaker
like the display Yeah, rope burn, but to the ultimate degree. Rope burn, but on your cock.
00:51:23
Speaker
ah He falls to the to the bottom of the basement and he goes looking for the game and he thinks he found it, but as you said in the beginning of this episode, it's a box.
00:51:35
Speaker
It's my dick in a box. What's in the box? Nothing. Air. there How is there air in space? We finally see the Zorgons, they look like, and they do look fucking crazy.
00:51:47
Speaker
I will say that.
00:51:50
Speaker
They look like a mutated reptar. Okay. And the Zorgon sees the rope that's holding up the dumbwaiter fashioned to the railing.
00:52:06
Speaker
Like in the house, and he just cuts it. um Danny, meanwhile, discovers the box is just a a box.
00:52:18
Speaker
Nothing in it. So that's the game. Uh, homeboy astronaut is like radioing to him. Like, Hey bro, we're stuck up here. We can't get you up right now. Don't fucking do anything.
00:52:31
Speaker
And he leaves the walkie talkie as a distraction so he can pursue the game because he finds the game and it is on the Zorgon ship. So he goes on the Zorgon ship.
00:52:43
Speaker
He leaves the walkie behind the walkie gets smashed and You're going get smashed after this recording. Fucking give it to me!
00:52:56
Speaker
The game is on like a... ah What do you call those things? Conveyor belt. To get incinerated. It reminds me of that scene in Monsters, Inc. when Sully thinks that Boo is getting crushed.
00:53:12
Speaker
Well, it reminds me of that scene in a movie you have not seen. Robots. So Danny is pursuing this game that's on the conveyor belt, and he has to... He steps on, like, neon turds, essentially.
00:53:24
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know what it is. Is it, like, they're shit? They're puke? They're cum? They're shit. Imagine you came here. are they crazy? Glow-in-the-dark sex? Crazy. That'd be fantastic.
00:53:35
Speaker
I'd be shooting ropes on, like, paper like black paper and, like, selling for $1,000. Yeah. I could be an artist. He's going through, like, these this, like, herd of goats, but the goats all have, uh...
00:53:47
Speaker
several eyeballs yeah you like goats what is that supposed to mean the animal goats i mean i you fuck with goats i don't fuck goats now no no uh no do you fuck with goats am i afraid of them no no are you a fan of them i'm neutral okay so no pro goat I don't know. don't know, bro.
00:54:16
Speaker
That's fair. I don't have any any strong feeling either way on goats. I'm trying to get one as a pet. So this game falls ah off the conveyor belt in front where there's a Zorgon who's like shoveling the garbage.
00:54:34
Speaker
Into an incinerator. And then he's about to pick it up and... the sheep all run out the door for whatever reason.
00:54:47
Speaker
And, uh, Danny's able to grab the game. He's like, I got it. ah and then he's trying to escape and his feet are tracking those neon turds.
00:54:57
Speaker
So there's like a trail of him, like trying to get back. Uh, and these two Zorgons are chasing him. They get jammed because Danny crawls into like a little small space. Uh, and then Walter pulls him,
00:55:11
Speaker
up from like the basement like into the stairs. And Danny gets like smacked in the back of the head with like a tongue. Their tongue's like frog. It's like ribbit. well Like Yoshi.
Final Thoughts and Ratings on 'Zathura'
00:55:23
Speaker
Sure. ah And the robot comes back and he's trying to kill them because he ain't he never left. And they show the reprogram card and then he's reprogrammed to kill the Zorgons.
00:55:36
Speaker
And he's chasing the Zorgons away and their ship blows up. Fuck them. And then there's one last Zorgon coming down the stairs about to eat them.
00:55:47
Speaker
And Lisa pushes something. Piano? Oh, the piano. Down the stairs and crushes this Zorgon. Very much high-tension-esque.
00:55:58
Speaker
Yeah, there you go. a lot I like that movie. Fuck that movie. All right, well, you're wrong. so Danny goes back one space. Walter... Hits a time warp, goes back and does it again.
00:56:09
Speaker
Gets another shooting star. Walter wishes, you see this coming too, for the Asherod to get his brother back. And his brother is Danny. Whoa!
00:56:21
Speaker
Twist of the century. did you Not as good of ah no not as good of a twist
00:56:28
Speaker
british chairbe yeah but
00:56:32
Speaker
True. A good twist. The astronaut is older Walter. Right. And they like get like absorbed into each other. Yeah, it was like this weird like light.
00:56:46
Speaker
And then... Zorgons are back. They're surrounding their house, blasting the fuck out of their ah their house. And Danny needs a 10 to win the game.
00:56:57
Speaker
But he gets a 1. But the card that he draws says move forward nine spaces. So if you're smart, one plus nine is ten. And they win the game. They get a game over card and nothing happens. But then all of a sudden there's like a time.
00:57:16
Speaker
Is this the time sphincter that Walter was talking about before? I believe it it would be. Yeah. I want to see your time sphincter. ah let me bend over the camera.
00:57:27
Speaker
the
00:57:31
Speaker
The entire house starts getting sucked off into this hole. And ah
00:57:41
Speaker
all that's left is just Danny. Even Walter gets sucked off. And then Lisa, too. And um all of a sudden...
00:57:52
Speaker
Danny ends up on the floor of his home like nothing ever happened. Everybody's back. And they're like, ah yeah, Danny, you won the game. And then but and then you um oh and then ah Tim Robbins comes home. So like no time has passed.
00:58:11
Speaker
um And they're all happy. And then they're outside playing catch. And Danny can all of a sudden catch a football now. Wow, you're not a pussy anymore. Good job. And that's basically the end of the movie.
00:58:22
Speaker
That's the game.
Conclusion and Farewell
00:58:24
Speaker
That's the game. So what do think of this? I'm going to give it a solid three. Yeah, that's where I'm at as well. Yeah, fiancé also gave it a three.
00:58:36
Speaker
Yeah. What does she know? She'd have inside out two or four and a half. Yeah. If you're listening, and we know you are, that's crazy. That's insane. insane. Not four and a half star movie.
00:58:49
Speaker
Neither is this. Movies I like better than this. Jumanji. No shit. The OG. ah Narnia. The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe is better than this. Bridge to Terabithia is not better than this.
00:59:03
Speaker
No, it's not. Bridge to Terabithia is terrible. Josh Husserlund. Jess is more likable than Walter. That's true. this Walter's a dickhead.
00:59:15
Speaker
And you said you already own this. I will not be buying it. Not even for like five bucks? I'd suck your dick for five bucks, but no. No? Okay. That's fair. No, I probably wouldn't.
00:59:29
Speaker
Not really. ah You know, I watch it as an adult, so I have no nostalgia attached to it. That's probably what it is, right? And it's kind of just me. Yeah, I actually went into this thinking I was going to give it like ah one and a half.
00:59:43
Speaker
I was like, nostalgia is definitely carrying this movie. Yeah. ah There are parts that are good still. I think the Zorgon looking dudes are fucking crazy looking. And the twist is good.
00:59:54
Speaker
so it's a solid three for me. I was actually kind of dreading and watching this movie a little bit I was like, it's going to suck ass. Yeah, I'm glad it didn't suck ass. It's just, it's fine. Yes, it's not ass. Maybe it's just a little bit of cheek.
01:00:06
Speaker
Right. And the banging his back. i I can't believe it. Banging them ass cheeks. Not kid ass cheeks. If took anything with this episode, pedophilia is wrong.
01:00:17
Speaker
but Yeah, absolutely it is. All right. um Take us home, Gerald.
01:00:28
Speaker
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01:00:44
Speaker
Uh, until next week, we will see you guys. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark.